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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #555 on: October 02, 2019, 06:18:36 PM »
Hi @TigerLily!  Hope all is well.

Rikki, do you drink tea or coffee?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #556 on: October 02, 2019, 06:33:19 PM »
I would. I am incredibly gullible and believe nearly everything I see, hear and read.

Does that make you want to tell us stories around the campfire?

I'll make smores

I'll think about it.............  Maybe a Retro edition or something. 
Still amazes me that anyone reads any of it.  I was just joking about a book but hey - who knows.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #557 on: October 02, 2019, 06:44:23 PM »
Ok @anniem and @SpookPumpkin

So Mad Jack was a guy that used to work back at the Island of Misfit Toys .  From Wyoming [don't meet too many of them in these parts].  A good man - just a little paranoid is all. Especially about Mrs. Jack - he was one of those fellahs that think every other guy in the world was out to tap onto to his wife.  You know that type of dude - I'm sure.

He was going to take his family to the beach for a 3 day weekend once.  So on Thursday afternoon, ole Mad Jack walks on over to the ATM machine to grab some cash for the trip.  Goes to take the loot out and "Sorry.  Your account balance is $5.  Insufficient funds available for withdrawal".
He thinks to himself - "Damn that's funny.  WTH".   So he cruises back to his cube to call the bank and get the scoop.  When he gets back he notices a message on his phone from Mrs. Jack.  "I've left you.  If you want to see your children again, the address is........"   Turns out some dude was long dicking Mrs. Jack. 

So he kind of staggers out of his cube in a daze.  Everyone is like "Yo Jack!  Have a good time at the beach man"   *Gulp* goes Mad Jack.  In a daze he cruises into the head and enters Stall #1 [The tired bowl that had the cradle that Fat Bob designed to give it some support.  A picture of the bowl and the miracle cradle is buried in the Heather thread for the curious].  He decides to do away with himself but all he has is this tiny, dull,  pocket knife. He starts to try and decapitate his noggin but it is tough going as he starts carving on his neck.  Soon enough he decides he wants to live [or at least did not want to die on Fat Bob's bowl] and he staggers out gurgling for help as he did hit windpipe pay dirt eventually.

From there you know the rest of the story.   Pandemonium. Paramedics.  Followed by Coppers asking questions and Biohazard folks trying to deal with Fat Bob's bowl.  So the White Shoe Boys made a new rule - no blades allowed.

Poor Jack... 😿
I hope he's doing better.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #558 on: October 02, 2019, 06:46:12 PM »
You should start doing Story Time with WAN!
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #559 on: October 02, 2019, 06:59:11 PM »
Poor Jack... 😿
I hope he's doing better.

Nah he ended up in Category C of WAN's Theory of Divorced Dudes.    You really don't want to end up as a Cat C.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #560 on: October 02, 2019, 06:59:59 PM »
Howdy @Moosie
Come on over to the cool guys only club.

Good morning/evening :) What dark things are about in this thread! Can I nerd it up :)
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #561 on: October 02, 2019, 07:04:01 PM »
@Moosie ? Can she come out and play?

Why yes, yes I can, you may regret this as I am definitely not cool or so my kids tell me. How have you been? So good to have some time to be here.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #562 on: October 02, 2019, 07:10:07 PM »
Of course there is but Red Heat is focused on the present.  Not the insanity of the past. 

Besides.  Who would believe it?

I would.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #563 on: October 02, 2019, 07:30:08 PM »
I
can't
breathe

well I can but I don't want to

 ;)

Literally: LOL! +1
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #564 on: October 02, 2019, 07:30:34 PM »
Good morning/evening :) What dark things are about in this thread! Can I nerd it up :)

Yes.
Have you got wine?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #565 on: October 02, 2019, 07:30:46 PM »
Of course there is but Red Heat is focused on the present.  Not the insanity of the past. 

Besides.  Who would believe it?

Us? We would! More more more! +1
"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." -- Chinese proverb

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #566 on: October 02, 2019, 07:32:36 PM »
Why yes, yes I can, you may regret this as I am definitely not cool or so my kids tell me. How have you been? So good to have some time to be here.

This is why some of us like you! Not cool, excellent! And yes, you may nerd up this thread, feel free. Some of us like nerd stuff from time to time, get it?  8)
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #567 on: October 02, 2019, 07:37:35 PM »
Yes.
Have you got wine?

I wouldn't be on the 'net without it! Here have some Silverado Sauv Blanc :)
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #568 on: October 02, 2019, 07:39:01 PM »
This is why some of us like you! Not cool, excellent! And yes, you may nerd up this thread, feel free. Some of us like nerd stuff from time to time, get it?  8)

That's the thing about nerds most social stuff flies right over our heads! I'm 1/2 glass into my sauv blanc and so enjoying my down time tonight. I'll get on the job and nerd it up tomorrow.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #569 on: October 02, 2019, 07:41:59 PM »
I wouldn't be on the 'net without it! Here have some Silverado Sauv Blanc :)

Nice!!