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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #930 on: October 24, 2019, 05:44:17 PM »
Living Dead was one fairly short movie. Walking Dead is a multiple season show. Ergo more time
By that, wouldn’t Walking Dead zombies then take longer to kill?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #931 on: October 24, 2019, 05:44:23 PM »


What a beautiful guy. Great moves. Dancing with two women and flirting with a third. Obviously an early Deadhead
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #932 on: October 24, 2019, 05:48:05 PM »
I would like to find a gentle way to slowly introduce pork chops into my lovemaking. Gonna be a hard sell, but it's worth a try.  If those two things can be brought together then my world will be complete.  A grilled double-cut chop with marsala sauce, butter and herb mash, and roasted green beans on a plate next to and eventually IN the bed..  it can be done.  But how? ???

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #933 on: October 24, 2019, 05:51:39 PM »
By that, wouldn’t Walking Dead zombies then take longer to kill?

Yeeess ... Dont they? I've seen episodes where it basically takes the whole show for one to die and zombie out
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #934 on: October 24, 2019, 05:57:41 PM »
I would like to find a gentle way to slowly introduce pork chops into my lovemaking. Gonna be a hard sell, but it's worth a try.  If those two things can be brought together then my world will be complete.  A grilled double-cut chop with marsala sauce, butter and herb mash, and roasted green beans on a plate next to and eventually IN the bed..  it can be done.  But how? ???

Talk to akwilly. He used his girlfriend as a grill. But all he made were cheese sandwiches. He could give you in-bed cooking tips in exchange for a tasty recipe
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #935 on: October 24, 2019, 06:01:48 PM »
I would like to find a gentle way to slowly introduce pork chops into my lovemaking. Gonna be a hard sell, but it's worth a try.  If those two things can be brought together then my world will be complete.  A grilled double-cut chop with marsala sauce, butter and herb mash, and roasted green beans on a plate next to and eventually IN the bed..  it can be done.  But how? ???

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #936 on: October 24, 2019, 06:12:06 PM »
Yeeess ... Dont they? I've seen episodes where it basically takes the whole show for one to die and zombie out

I’ve only seen clips. But it looks like the lawns are always mowed. Who mows the lawns?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #937 on: October 24, 2019, 06:18:12 PM »
I would like to find a gentle way to slowly introduce pork chops into my lovemaking. Gonna be a hard sell, but it's worth a try.  If those two things can be brought together then my world will be complete.  A grilled double-cut chop with marsala sauce, butter and herb mash, and roasted green beans on a plate next to and eventually IN the bed..  it can be done.  But how? ???

I know just the girl(s) for you! I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that you need some sweet lovin’ from a BIG girl. Not only will she eat pork chops while in the thrones of love making, she’d likely gobble your knob like a Thanksgiving day turkey drumstick.

Now that I have your attention, would you prefer import or domestic? 

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #938 on: October 24, 2019, 06:28:06 PM »
I’ve only seen clips. But it looks like the lawns are always mowed. Who mows the lawns?

Biogenetically designed lawn grass. That's what started the whole zombie-thing

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #939 on: October 24, 2019, 06:37:17 PM »
... you need some sweet lovin’ from a BIG girl. Not only will she eat pork chops while in the thrones of love making, she’d likely gobble your knob like a Thanksgiving day turkey drumstick...

That sounds like a potentially really bad idea

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #940 on: October 24, 2019, 06:47:07 PM »
I would like to find a gentle way to slowly introduce pork chops into my lovemaking. Gonna be a hard sell, but it's worth a try.  If those two things can be brought together then my world will be complete.  A grilled double-cut chop with marsala sauce, butter and herb mash, and roasted green beans on a plate next to and eventually IN the bed..  it can be done.  But how? ???

My friend used to imitate Dr. Ruth as part of his routine.  One verbatim (I think) bit that involved using meat to choke his chicken.  Another was a man who used sandpaper...

Details are thin but I remember just enough...
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #941 on: October 24, 2019, 06:47:18 PM »
I would like to find a gentle way to slowly introduce pork chops into my lovemaking. Gonna be a hard sell, but it's worth a try.  If those two things can be brought together then my world will be complete.  A grilled double-cut chop with marsala sauce, butter and herb mash, and roasted green beans on a plate next to and eventually IN the bed..  it can be done.  But how? ???


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #942 on: October 24, 2019, 07:28:56 PM »
Talk to akwilly. He used his girlfriend as a grill. But all he made were cheese sandwiches. He could give you in-bed cooking tips in exchange for a tasty recipe
He's a cheese sandwich kind o guy. I am not. And I'll go not to far out on a limb here by suggesting the cheese was directly extracted from his girls undercarriage lady-town crevices, anal and otherwise.  YUCK   I've no interest in his recipes nor do I need his cooking tips.

I know just the girl(s) for you! I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that you need some sweet lovin’ from a BIG girl. Not only will she eat pork chops while in the thrones of love making, she’d likely gobble your knob like a Thanksgiving day turkey drumstick.

Now that I have your attention, would you prefer import or domestic? 

*May be cranky and require flour to find the wet spot. You supply the plastic sheets and she’ll bring the feeding funnel.
You again   8)     if I want the sweaty fleshy girthy stinky floppy fatty yucky legs of a land whale wrapped around me I'll go Paris, Kentucky.


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #943 on: October 24, 2019, 07:31:32 PM »
Biogenetically designed lawn grass. That's what started the whole zombie-thing

So, is Vera a zombie?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #944 on: October 24, 2019, 07:32:56 PM »