Talk to akwilly. He used his girlfriend as a grill. But all he made were cheese sandwiches. He could give you in-bed cooking tips in exchange for a tasty recipe
He's a cheese sandwich kind o guy. I am not. And I'll go not to far out on a limb here by suggesting the cheese was directly extracted from his girls undercarriage lady-town crevices, anal and otherwise. YUCK I've no interest in his recipes nor do I need his cooking tips.
I know just the girl(s) for you! I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that you need some sweet lovin’ from a BIG girl. Not only will she eat pork chops while in the thrones of love making, she’d likely gobble your knob like a Thanksgiving day turkey drumstick.
Now that I have your attention, would you prefer import or domestic?
*May be cranky and require flour to find the wet spot. You supply the plastic sheets and she’ll bring the feeding funnel.
You again
if I want the sweaty fleshy girthy stinky floppy fatty yucky legs of a land whale wrapped around me I'll go Paris, Kentucky.
@PB lolol