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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2145 on: January 10, 2020, 09:53:55 PM »
@PB  How the hell do you expect me to spread that on toast? C'mon man, I gotta LIVE!  Can I add peanuts and salt to BUTTER?

It's got peanut oil in it, gotta stir it up when you first open the jar. 

Try Adam's, and I think Trader Joe's

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2146 on: January 10, 2020, 10:16:16 PM »
It's got peanut oil in it, gotta stir it up when you first open the jar. 

Try Adam's, and I think Trader Joe's

TJs organic peanut butter. Ingredients: Valencia peanuts, sea salt. So yummy. Also their almond butter

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2147 on: January 10, 2020, 10:39:16 PM »
TJs organic peanut butter. Ingredients: Valencia peanuts, sea salt. So yummy. Also their almond butter

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Because of that peanut butter, I have a rule...  If it tells you what type of peanut is in it, don't buy it.

Gimme Skippy or Jif!  Processed, smooth, creamy, sugared-up and easy to spread at any temperature.  And none of that stirring and refrigerating crap!

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« Reply #2148 on: January 10, 2020, 10:41:26 PM »
Or you could just throw some peanuts in the vitamix....
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2149 on: January 10, 2020, 11:33:56 PM »
… Gimme Skippy or Jif!  Processed, smooth, creamy, sugared-up and easy to spread at any temperature.  And none of that stirring and refrigerating crap!

Creamy with notes of unfreshness.  Rich plastic flavors and chemical aromas.

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« Reply #2150 on: January 10, 2020, 11:41:47 PM »
Because of that peanut butter, I have a rule...  If it tells you what type of peanut is in it, don't buy it...


I don't think our local TJs even has the organic version with the elephant label (I DO like cartoon animals on my labels, I'll look for it).  God only knows what kind of peanuts are in it.


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2151 on: January 11, 2020, 12:39:06 AM »
I have been plied with unorganic (or is that "inorganic" hehehe) foods and sweets by people who understand I lived in a mostly veggie/organic household and couldn't practice food debauchery.  I've been taken advantage of due to my sweet tooth (me and Andrea Barber love us our Scottish sugar candy decadence). 🙄🙄🙄
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« Reply #2152 on: January 11, 2020, 06:24:24 AM »
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2153 on: January 11, 2020, 02:08:12 PM »
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While I am adventurous and do mix flavors frequently, I have never thought of putting cinnamon with peanut butter. I will try it but, initially, it seems gross.
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« Reply #2154 on: January 11, 2020, 02:12:25 PM »
This one was rated the best, by “Eat This, Not That”
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2155 on: January 11, 2020, 10:12:11 PM »
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« Reply #2156 on: January 12, 2020, 05:15:24 AM »
Good morning

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Ooops, sorry!

https://twitter.com/opg/status/1216345783831879680

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« Reply #2157 on: January 12, 2020, 05:43:02 AM »
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Ooops, sorry!

https://twitter.com/opg/status/1216345783831879680

What was the effect on the maple syrup futures?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2158 on: January 12, 2020, 05:46:10 AM »
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Ooops, sorry!

https://twitter.com/opg/status/1216345783831879680

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2159 on: January 12, 2020, 05:46:43 AM »
What was the effect on the maple syrup futures?

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