American women have the world’s biggest boobs
http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/news/a41466/american-women-apparently-have-the-biggest-boobs-in-the-world/
researchers measured the volume of breast tissue in 11,682 women ages 28 - 30 from 108 different countries.
From the article:
How much did the researches have to pay to get that job?
American women have the world’s biggest boobs
http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/news/a41466/american-women-apparently-have-the-biggest-boobs-in-the-world/
From the article:
How much did the researches have to pay to get that job?
American women have the world’s biggest boobs
http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/news/a41466/american-women-apparently-have-the-biggest-boobs-in-the-world/
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course. 8)Perhaps our Samoans skewed the survey results ;). Metron I know a lot of Samoans so don't even try to dramatize this.
I was recently pulled over in New Mexico for a speeding violation. This is an actual sample from the conversation wich followed:
Trooper- So you're from Arizona. Is your friend from there too?
Me- No, she's from Canada.
Trooper- Does she speak English?
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course. 8)
David Wilcock in a nutshell. This article on his wedding and all the synchronicities, reincarnation, past lives, alien beings who give him messages through Corey Goode and other points that stroke his ego and importance is nauseating.
https://divinecosmos.com/davids-blog/8094-david-wilcock-marriage-announcement-a-happy-life/
Also Wilcock is resigning from Gaia. His resignation email is in typical Wilcock fashion.
I believe he really just wants a bigger piece of the 1.84 million dollars Gaia grosses per month from their 430,000 members.
There is a lot of shadiness and alleged sexual misconduct that have been reported about Gaia this past year as well.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/
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"With belief in pig-faced women commonplace, unscrupulous showmen exhibited living "pig-faced women" at fairs. These were not genuine women, but shaven bears dressed in women's clothing."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig-faced_women
Thanks for posting! That is some crazy stuff. It would appear that there is always such feuds, business disagreements, threats, and drama when it comes to paranormal, UFO, and conspiracy shows and folks! I liked this line: "As they say in Mexico, “No Mas.†"
https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/
I wonder if I am the first person to fall asleep with their head in an mri machine. [/font]
Maybe years of shooting or jackhammer work or post-Harvey excavation work that you got used to sleeping with loud noise? Howd that happen? I thought those things were loud hammering?
When I worked on an oil derrick and the drilling was slow I would sleep in between the 4 diesel drilling motors because there weren’t any mosquitos there.
It was noisy but I was allowed a set of ear plugs. I have two more on Friday. I will see if this was a one time anomaly.
I once had a place near a main railway station. Thought, at time, how great for quick access to transport, airport, city-center, etc. Then realized. But got used to it. Then coming back to more pastoral area had same problem. You adapt. But it is weird. Now with apps I can have rain (sounds) on during drioughts etc and such.
Hope whatever you need MRI for works out to be nothing...
You saying you hope they find nothing in my head boy???
It’s not nothing. I have been telling doctors for years I had something wrong in my head. They kept writing me off saying it was just stress or just depression. Last month they finally did a CT scan. All they keep saying is “complicated caseâ€. Need “systems approachâ€. Nobody says “We’re sorry, you were right.†I have 2 more and an eeg scheduled for Friday and then a Friday night sleep study.
The neurologist didn’t believe my list that showed 35 concussions especially when she saw the description
1. TRIED TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN AND HIT RADIATOR (TWICE)
2. AUNT AND GIRLFRIEND PLAYING CATCH WITH ME ON BED AND HIT FOOTBOARD.
....
Well, you get the idea.
I wonder if I am the first person to fall asleep with their head in an mri machine. [/font]
I have had three mri's for my brain and fell asleep each time. Must be a sign of exceptional intelligence. But I wonder if I'm the only one who comes out of one basically drunk
My table saw called it a day, today. 11 years of service :-X
Was the dynamo or sub alert-esque or hurricane siren wind-down sound different, like a final "I'm done" or, more appropriate, a "he's winding down?"
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The leaves of the edible regular shrinking violet are tumor shrinkers. People used to make violet candy and put the leaves on salads. The are very alkalinizing. Not the African furry ones of course.
You saying you hope they find nothing in my head boy???
It’s not nothing. I have been telling doctors for years I had something wrong in my head. They kept writing me off saying it was just stress or just depression. Last month they finally did a CT scan. All they keep saying is “complicated caseâ€. Need “systems approachâ€. Nobody says “We’re sorry, you were right.†I have 2 more and an eeg scheduled for Friday and then a Friday night sleep study.
The neurologist didn’t believe my list that showed 35 concussions especially when she saw the description
1. TRIED TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN AND HIT RADIATOR (TWICE)
2. AUNT AND GIRLFRIEND PLAYING CATCH WITH ME ON BED AND HIT FOOTBOARD.
....
Well, you get the idea.
But I wonder if I'm the only one who comes out of one basically drunk
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It helps if you haven't been drinking all day. :P
Was the dynamo or sub alert-esque or hurricane siren wind-down sound different, like a final "I'm done" or, more appropriate, a "he's winding down?"
You two are troopers, that's for sure. Did you get the doughnut one, or the claustrophobic one that Noory had?
Oh no. That’s exactly like I felt. I was dizzy as all get out and could barely stand up. And this one was without contrast dye.
When I had the CT scan in June it was really short but I almost lost my cookies afterwards because of the contrast dye.
also works on apples.
generally makes a huge mess as well.
For our friend, zeebSmall but mighty!
Small but mighty!
Since you're asking. I was finishing a staircase in a new build house about 65 miles out o' town. One of the other contractors made off with my heavy duty extension cord the previous day which was very convenient as it was their last day and I was literally the last guy to finish up on that job on the following day, today. I was left with no choice but to use a light duty cord as that was all that was available.. after all I only had three stair nosings to cut as well as a reducer strip. Either way, the smell of bad electricity billowed out of my saw engine as it said, so long pal. in all the job sites I've been on I've not stolen so much as a pencil but this is sure to learn me not to leave ANYTHING behind for the next day.Just maintain a little collaterol, lol, only kidding... I think...
I have two backup wheeled Rigid T-saws still in the box. Coz I can write them off :)
Indeed! Happy FridayHere's to a great weekend!
Here's to a great weekend!
How adorable is Peter Sagan? I end up with a major crush on him every July. Here he is describing his win on the cobblestones this spring. And some pics from today's TDF stage on the dreaded aforementioned cobblestones. Rest day tomorrow then the Alps starting Tuesday 8)
so dreamy ...
I detest Mark Cavanaugh. And the jerks on his lead out team
Remember last year when that little cheater tried to elbow Sagan out of the way going up to the line, crashed, and had Sagan thrown out of the Tour? Awful. Typical of that little prick.
Asked about it the other day, Sagan just laughed it off and said he was glad to be back in the Tour this year. I like him too, I wish he'd train to be a GC guy for some team and not just go for sprints and stage wins
... Cavanaugh is now a has-been...
I detest Mark Cavanaugh. ...
Cavanaugh is now a has-been. ...
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property. I don't want to go to jail.
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property. I don't want to go to jail.
No "castle doctrine" or at least "stand your ground" laws there? Or just police or security guards? Or a nice big dog?
Be careful, "Foodlion" disappeared, from BG at least, after posting messages about trespassers and what to do....
Karma UP+
...esp. for starting the NFL thread... :)
'Stand your ground' is in effect. However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless. The police don't answer those calls. Why? I don't know. That's what the cop told my Mom.
I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path. ;)
Well since BG is unsold and the ISO hasn't been released I can't quote verbatim. But Foodlion had bought a rural property in Kentucky was growing food etc and going off-grid, sorta, but "methheads" were trespassing and stealing stuff and the local PD was, apparently, "corrupt" or at least too busy to come out and help. He was seeking ways to stop or record so he could report. Of course, many ideas of BGers were mentioned, including some that would be illegal (like shotgun traps, pitfalls,etc.) And legal like motion operated lights, cams etc. I suggested bear traps like used in oil&gas fields etc (essentially a shotgun trip-wire but not shooting the person but a big 'bang' that scares away, though I admittedly was unsure of legality for use on methheads. Then he disappeared. (Hopefully from BG only.) I think a dog is good idea, and legal. Even a small one if barks sometimes can be. And now motion operated lights and even cams are cheap. Basically you just want them to go somewhere else, at this point in some areas, not even catch. Generally, criminals are lazy. (I say generally because there are cases in which crazy work is done for meth- like stealing live power lines, manhole covers, and even RR tracks to sell for scrap! A lot of work! For not that much return, considering!)
So essentially YOU scared Foodlion away. ;D I kid. ;)
My Mom is in the city proper and even though it's a nice little area, with a diverse group of people that actually coexist, it is surrounded by subsidized public housing and the new "renovations" they've done to the west corridor seem to be made to accommodate all the Hispanic people that are moving in by the droves. Nearly every property has been purchased by anybody 'not white' since the city put out bonds, etc, for development. YES...THAT may sound racist of me but it's the truth. There were other bids and it seems it was rigged to have minorities get it. Regardless, I don't care unless the neighborhood doesn't improve. It hasn't. :-\
'Stand your ground' is in effect. However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless. The police don't answer those calls. Why? I don't know. That's what the cop told my Mom.I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:
I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path. ;)
September 02, 2014, 09:46:24 AM »
Here I sit, dumbfounded about what happened last night.
At around 11:30pm--First we hear some one hopping over the fence, I go out with a flash light to investigate but see nothing. Suddenly it hits me, my camera is pointed at that spot, the same spot they've hopped over time and time again. Expecting to finally get pictures of the piece of filth in action, I go to check the camera, It's gone. Fucking thieves stole my camera and the memory card.
I look for my dog and he's laying on the ground. They must've fed him something to make him sick or fall asleep. I'm about to turn into a hobo with a shotgun and start street sweeping these dope heads.
Looks like I'm going to sell my 4 wheeler and get the money for a security system. At this point I'd rather catch the idiots more than anything. I might be looking for some advice later. If you know about security systems, please let me know. I'm hoping I can get one that will go wifi and I can work and watch from my computer screen. Any suggestions?
Edit: I am on a budget crises. If you guys can help point me to something really cheap and effective, I will hansomly reward you with any video or pictures of thieves that I manage to get. You guys will really enjoy looking at these ugly mofos. They look like Skelitor from He-man. Just a bag of bones with track marks down their arms. Some real nasty sonofvabitches.
I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:
She needs to move.
I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:
Where did he live?That's a detail I don't recall, and regrettably it's an important one. @albrecht has a great memory, so he's probably right about Kentucky.
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)
You're the best, wr250! :-*yw.
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)
What the? :o
First thing I clicked was an 'Old Greg' avatar I once used. LOL!
Thunderstorms just rolled in. Even though I have the AC on, the window is open and the drapes are blowing parallel to the floor. The sound and feel is very comforting. :)Scoot over! I'm coming in!
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Scoot over! I'm coming in!
Canning. I want to get into canning.I’ve always wondered why it’s not called bottling.
Well C'mon!!! :D;)
'Stand your ground' is in effect. However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless. The police don't answer those calls. Why? I don't know. That's what the cop told my Mom.I think the no trespassing signs make it easier for the cops to make the people leave. When I've reported trespassing, that's the first recommendation. Not because it does any good, but because then the cops can tell the trespassers that they were warned.
I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path. ;)
Karma: ∞
My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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I was doing laundry and was watching the last hour of today's Tour de France stage on a super steep finale. And what do my eyes behold? Painted on road about halfway up the nasty climb was, "GRAVITY SUCKS"
GS, êtes-vous à Mende aujourd'hui?
Oui oui!
'Stand your ground' is in effect. However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless. The police don't answer those calls. Why? I don't know. That's what the cop told my Mom.
I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path. ;)
here is your answer:
when they trespass again, call the police. when the police say "we dont respond to those calls" say "thats ok i have a shotgun" and hang up. the cops will arrive shortly.
be sure to not have any long or short guns and when they ask "why did you say you had a gun" answer "i thought you didnt respond to trespass calls"
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.I wonder if she is part of the same club that goes into a conniption and stage level drama when someone lights up a cigarette. In the good old days when you could still smoke in a grocery store, the weak ones were toughened up by a little second hand smoke and everyone got along.
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.
Story number 2 today is a couple where the picture is a woman in a nude colored bra. Not. Sexy. Ever. No on gets turned on by a nude color bra. My account also says no couples. No one reads either.
I wonder if she is part of the same club that goes into a conniption and stage level drama when someone lights up a cigarette. In the good old days when you could still smoke in a grocery store, the weak ones were toughened up by a little second hand smoke and everyone got along.Oh I am sure. She had a lecture for several things. It was mind blowing to say the least. All I sent back was a simple, this isn't going to work, good luck out there. Oh did I forget to mention she wasn't opposed to polyamory and thought Trump was the devil?
Oh I am sure. She had a lecture for several things. It was mind blowing to say the least. All I sent back was a simple, this isn't going to work, good luck out there. Oh did I forget to mention she wasn't opposed to polyamory and thought Trump was the devil?
I honestly don't give a rat's ass about politics and sadly for me most lesbians/queer and whatever else they are calling themselves now do. So it's totally ok. It gives me great stories to share here and else where. And you leave my fish alone, sir. It's now a memorial tattoo, thank you very much. :P
If we all embraced polyamory they couldn’t criticize Trump for his divorces.
Hi! 😃
Karma: ∞
My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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I honestly don't give a rat's ass about politics and sadly for me most lesbians/queer and whatever else they are calling themselves now do. So it's totally ok. It gives me great stories to share here and else where. And you leave my fish alone, sir. It's now a memorial tattoo, thank you very much. :P
Hi! 😃LOL
I'll think about it. As it is I want to be cremated. Besides I won't care I'll be dead. ;D
It is quite the collector’s item. You should put in your will that you want that piece of flesh turned into a lamp shade and donated to The Computer Museum as a testament of how quickly the internet devolved from people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet to the dregs that were brought about by the less than genius benefactors at Vandeven Enterprises.
I'll think about it. As it is I want to be cremated. Besides I won't care I'll be dead. ;D
... people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet...
What's your IQ elsewhere?
The latest one told me cologne would kill me
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property. I don't want to go to jail.
Went out for breakfast this morning. There were little crunchy eggshell bits in my scrambled eggs. Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings.Those are good for you.
#Gag reflex
Karma: ∞Hi, Karma, sweet kitty. Have a nice day!
My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[
Wow. Not sure how that happened. ;D
Problem solved.
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It happens every once in a while and has been doing so since I was a kid. Now is one of those times. :-[ No reason to worry though. It usually passes in about a half hour.
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[You might try loosening those red suspenders holding up your bright red diapers, big boy. ;) ;D
What a knowing expression on Karma's sweet face.Monalisa Karma :).
Monalisa Karma :) .
:P
Bell’s Palsy?
You might try loosening those red suspenders holding up your bright red diapers, big boy. ;) ;D
Ahh I can't find my avatar anymore. I had this creepy creature that looked exactly like Noory, it came from a book and I can't remember what it was :'(
This one, George carrying a baby Tommee?
IT IS. Thank you so much !
Anyone else notice since the zoo has been created that their karma isn't going down anymore? I'm beginning to think that a lot of the giving people negative karma as soon as they joined might have been tied to those in the zoo. To quote someone else on the board, I could be wrong though.
I’ve been smited. Or is it smit? Or smitten?
What is this 'zoo' you speak of?The thread where people go in to detention and are allowed visitors.
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You were smited, and I hear 'ya. I was up to plus two! But my Deer Bart thread in the random topics has cost me, leveled me out. :'(I liked your Deer Bart thread!
Monalisa Karma :).MeowaLisa Karma!
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Straws suck!They come in very handy during dental problems...
https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/ (https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/)
They come in very handy during dental problems...
Everything I drop is landing gross side down the last couple weeks. Lucky streak has ended.
Stop dropping things. :DThe reacher needs to be used ::).
Glad I could help. ;) ;D
Was in Norfolk over the weekend. Kind of hard to see but this shows a rocket scientist in a kayak that paddled on over to the naval baseDid they have a talk with the suspicious character taking pictures from across the water? ;)
to scope things out. He got pretty darn close to the USS Harry Truman before the Navy woke up and shooed him away.
Was in Norfolk over the weekend. Kind of hard to see but this shows a rocket scientist in a kayak that paddled on over to the naval baseI don't know where you call home, but I'm assuming you walked all night to get to Norfolk? ;D
to scope things out. He got pretty darn close to the USS Harry Truman before the Navy woke up and shooed him away.
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we are the knights who say "halp i iz burnin"Ni !
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It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC. The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.Is there a Starbucks nearby? You can always hang out there, post on EllGab, and don't have to buy a thing. ;)
I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.
Is there a Starbucks nearby? You can always hang out there, post on EllGab, and don't have to buy a thing. ;)There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.
There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC. The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.
I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC. The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.
I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.
There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.Hospitals usually have alcoves and a cafeteria. And the ER waiting room is 24/7.
I wish somebody would start a BBQ tips thread.Don't wish your life away...
Don't wish your life away...Huh? C'mon, what it that! Stop it. Christmas is not so far off and you don't want to be off my list ;) You'll need paypal. You see, I'm making a list and checking it from time to time. Going to find out who's been reasonably..
Huh? C'mon, what it that! Stop it. Christmas is not so far off and you don't want to be off my list ;) You'll need paypal. You see, I'm making a list and checking it from time to time. Going to find out who's been reasonably..:P The only thing I want for Christmas is for George Noory to sign up for a brain swap with someone a little more sensitive.
:P :P The only thing I want for Christmas is for George Noory to sign up for a brain swap with someone a little more sensitive.
Apparently there is no more "annoying" thread at EG so I will post here:I think the socially acceptable thing to do now is to make a tweet assault on Alex, screaming and calling him vile names. I don’t twit, so I don’t know for sure.
2) On todays Jeopardy! an answer incorrectly mentioned some inventor of "fidgets." I hope Alex corrects this in the future show to point out that Mr.Fidget is the inventor, as can be verified by listening to old Art Bell C2C shows.
Unverified but it would appear the Chinese, either the government or the uber-rich oligarchs and 'capitalists', are stealing art, or stealing their stolen art back; depending on one's perspective.
"“We will never give up, we will never stop—no matter the effort. We need [the Chinese] people to see that everything that belonged to us is coming back.â€
https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-chinese-art-heist
i dont twitter or facebook, to the annoyance of some; glad to see someone else that doesnt either.
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.†He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.â€
I can breathe easier now.
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.†He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.â€
I can breathe easier now.
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.†He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.â€Maybe this is really "GIF."
I can breathe easier now.
Maybe this is really "GIF."
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Jif is, in fact, my favorite peanut butter.
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.†He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.â€Brings this into question. Giffy Pop!
I can breathe easier now.
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I can breathe easier now.
Maybe this is really "GIF."Seriously, are you guys getting email spam from JIF now? I did, and was shocked. How did they get my email address? Bart where are you?
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Seriously, are you guys getting email spam from JIF now? I did, and was shocked. How did they get my email address? Bart where are you?
Did you get an ad for an epi pen?Yes! The last couple days, though, ads are definitely based on my web searches.
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.
So the internet was going crazy yesterday over a "youtube celebrity" boxing fight that was on youtube for $10 over a white youtube guy that's an idiot and a black youtube guy that I never heard of. It ended up in a draw and people suspect something might not have been on the up and up.... Naaaaaa ::)
Yesterday I felt a little worse for myself in even knowing this existed :-\
@GravitySucks
Jimmy Church has just uttered the phrase "Gravity Sucks" twice in a minute. You have ARRIVED baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL - thanks for the heads up. If I ever pass his table on the way to the restroom I will have to thank him.
Don't forget to cock that leg................::)
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An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.So cool!
out of the ordinary random, stupid things on my mind.LOL. That wouldn't work with a Jewish nose.
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::)You're on a real eye roll tear lately.
You're on a real eye roll tear lately.
Is your cat's litterbox in your room or are you allowed to have it out in the community area of the house. Oh, and is that dog still there? What about the retard? That house could be a reality show based on your earlier descriptions.
BTW, I need some smite. I wanna see how Barthur has decorated that, shed. Looking to get down into the negative double digits.
God bless you.
Tell us why on earth you would refer to someone as a retard? You're better than that and retard hasn't even been an edgy thing to say since the 5th gradeAright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!
Aright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!
Tell me this one doesn't warm your beautiful Lemmy lovin heart :) :P
No, I'm not seeking to control you, but it is a rather shitty way to put people down
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.No wonder you're such a sour-puss. ;)
I use to really like Skippy :) But now, not so much. Jif is real good but Kraft smooth and creamy is really nice too.Get yourself a Vita-Mix (It's a 2 [peak] HorsePower blender, ) a can of Planters Virginia peanuts, and some cold processed coconut oil (which liquefies at above 76 degrees Fahrenheit , ) toss the peanuts and just a little oil in the vita-mix, and Voila', Tasty (and as smooth as you want,) peanut butter. :)
@GravitySucks+1
Jimmy Church has just uttered the phrase "Gravity Sucks" twice in a minute. You have ARRIVED baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this why new machines don't come with them and you have to hard power-down on a system freeze or when you can't cut the connection ?solution: unplug the network cable.
I assume the swelling will recede inside a week? Attractive young lady - hopefully she isn't messed up long term.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CsSsB_1536091941
I have an urge to drink ranch dressing. Not kidding.It has buttermilk in it, which has enzymes.
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bet i'm going to regret emailing that to a few of my fans.
You're on a real eye roll tear lately.Thank you. You, too. I moved. I never use litter boxes. I use piddle pads. There are two piddle pad stations in my room and one in my bathroom. I use disposible pads as well as re-usable, washable pads. Solids go down the toilet - I am convinced that Solid Waste can filter the bacteria, although the topic is debatable to some people. I love using piddle pads. I never have to carry heavy boxes of litter in, or out, ever. There is no dust, no tracking, no build-up and everything is pristine clean two or three times per day.
Is your cat's litterbox in your room or are you allowed to have it out in the community area of the house. Oh, and is that dog still there? What about the retard? That house could be a reality show based on your earlier descriptions.
BTW, I need some smite. I wanna see how Barthur has decorated that, shed. Looking to get down into the negative double digits.
God bless you.
Get yourself a Vita-Mix (It's a 2 [peak] HorsePower blender, ) a can of Planters Virginia peanuts, and some cold processed coconut oil (which liquefies at above 76 degrees Fahrenheit , ) toss the peanuts and just a little oil in the vita-mix, and Voila', Tasty (and as smooth as you want,) peanut butter. :)Yes, home ground nut butter is much healthier because it is not homogenized, according to some people. Some health food departments have a grinder, and they provide little containers. The price is cheaper than some prepared brands. BTW, almond butter is half as easy on your kidneys as peanut butter, but I eat whichever.
Edit: The coconut oil gives it a really good flavor mixed w/ the peanuts - but only use a little bit (about a teaspoon.)
Aright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!I love this pic!!!
Tell me this one doesn't warm your beautiful Lemmy lovin heart :) :P
Editing to say that I need your spite. Now be a dear would ya please.
Tell us why on earth you would refer to someone as a retard? You're better than that and retard hasn't even been an edgy thing to say since the 5th gradeOrdinarily, the word retard is insulting to developmentally delayed people. Not nice.
Attractive young lady - hopefully she isn't messed up long term.
i created an account on https://mastodon.social . we will see how that goes.Sellout.
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.i can haz a social media.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
i can haz a social media.no mastodon is a social network. Its free and open source. At least they anonomize data they sell, unlike farce book and titter.
https://mastodon.social/ (https://mastodon.social/)@wr250
that is your website ? :)
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.Your supervisor probably won't approve it, but quilts, double panes, or acoustic panels really help. How awful.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
Sellout.heh
no mastodon is a social network. Its free and open source. At least they anonomize data they sell, unlike farce book and titter.
thanks.. i'll check it out :)
Painting trim blows.................
Will she even notice? Will she complain that you didn't clean the grout in the kitchen or around the toilets?
Go to Sonic, 1/2 price shakes!
Painting trim blows.................Yep.
Ordinarily, the word retard is insulting to developmentally delayed people. Not nice.
The people I just moved away from were vile. Utterly vile. Here is an example: The head of household, in her sixties, thinks it's cool to brag about the following incident. She used to walk her little dog in a neighbor's yard, where it did its business. She never cleaned it up. One day, the neighbor asked her to clean it up. She raged at him and is still very proud of scaring him back into his home, to this day. End of story. That is what she is proud of in life.
There is an official lack of affordable housing. I was truly lucky to be there. She, her family and their associates were liars, hypocrites, thieves, potheads, alcoholics, ragers, domestically violent, bullies, manipulators, filthy dirty, selfish, myopic, hardened, callous, disgusting, unsafe, unsanitary, diseased (two couch surfers), enablers to hard drug users (couch surfers), negligent, derelict, and drove drunk. I forgive anyone who uses the word retard to describe any of them, because finding the right word would be too overwhelming. I guess the right word would be sickos, but does that insult people who really are ill?
How gracious of you, on behalf of people with Mental Retardation who have actually suffered that term, to forgive those who use retard as a pejorative to describe undesirable characteristics like criminality and general indecency (btw, I have some sins of my own that need pardoning if you have the time). However, ksm was describing someone he actually believed to have some type of Developmental delay, so, yes, "not nice", I guess.As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them? Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak. And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player. Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuff
Don't get me wrong. I know ksm stirs the pot and I like to play along. Also, to the extent that he ikes to point out that too often the most strident among us insincerely use language just to elevate themselves above others or win an argument...let's just say that I either see where he is coming from or am giving him too much credit
As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them? Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak. And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player. Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuff
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Judge me all you want, I'm me, and I love it! I'm only out to entertain myself with this nonsense. We don't know each other and we never will. Online me is a goofball. Take my nice words serious and shit on the rest. I do :-*
It was a very interesting interview. Elon is quite the odd guy with regards to communicating. Very slow and methodical.smoke is very hard on microphones ...
A few nuggets of future tech were dropped. Neurolink info within 6 months or so.
Also subjects such as underground tunnels, Tesla car hidden Easter eggs, simulation hypothesis and well they were both drinking whiskey throughout and then Joe lit up a cone ;D
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hahahah f'n cnbc.
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smoke is very hard on microphones ...
I need to get some plums.
Are ya' plum outta 'em?
I need to get some plums.
Wow, you kissed me back.
p.s.s.s. :-*
Uriah Heep has a new album out - wtf?Really /
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+1 my friend.
Really /pm
Don't Bogart that shit - drop the linkj ;) ;D
Wow, you kissed me back.
You Fucker... WTH ???Check PMs
Jesus H Mutha - Fuckin' KeeeeeRighst
You always had fairly decent posts.
You're crass as fuck on some others,
What the hell ? ?
Don't take this the wrong way - (does it sound like I'm chastising you ? - It's the exact opposite.) ;)
Nice post. ;)
Heh, heh, heh. ;)
You Fucker... WTH ???
Jesus H Mutha - Fuckin' KeeeeeRighst
You always had fairly decent posts.
You're crass as fuck on some others,
What the hell ? ?
Don't take this the wrong way - (does it sound like I'm chastising you ? - It's the exact opposite.) ;)
Nice post. ;)
Heh, heh, heh. ;)
I have yet to find a suitable head of cabbage at several of the grocer's in the area. It shouldn't be this hard. It's cabbage.
during my first patrol in a combat zone the magazine to my M4 fell out of my weapon. oops. :-[
HOF material right there.
i ooze excellence. 8)
There's nothing like a HOF'er to make women go wild :) :-* :-*
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i ooze excellence. 8)
I read that they are back in production. I need to get my hands on some of these:
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I guess they saw how much business LaCroix was doing. Especially among recovering alcoholics.
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I've made myself so invaluable that I'm expected to waive a magic fucking wand to be two fucking places at the same fucking time.Oh, no! Just blow them both off and go get a massage!
Sometimes a heart attack is preferable to being there for people who take you for granted.
Can I note my DNR request here too?
Filled up our lives with music.I think you've earned a mic drop with that one ;)
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Simple trick to add horse power to your car?
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Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed. This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier. I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated. The dirt all over me has turned to mud.
I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch. She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am. She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"
Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................
I bet you take her somewhere that does not have Rock Cornish Game Hens on the menu.
Kielbasa & Kraut?
Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed. This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier. I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated. The dirt all over me has turned to mud.
I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch. She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am. She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"
Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................
Oh, no! Just blow them both off and go get a massage!
@sean92008 Well it would seem that you have been there and done that. :)
She's called an audible. The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her . She feels it is time to eat it up. Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.
For Whom the Bell Tolls? It Tolls for WAN. :'(
Humm... That's an interesting turn. What is she eating?
What about still baking it and using it for lunch and go out? Or take the meat and make a salad with it?
I have no idea about serving suggestions for CGHs.
@sean92008 Well it would seem that you have been there and done that. :)
She's called an audible. The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her . She feels it is time to eat it up. Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.
For Whom the Bell Tolls? It Tolls for WAN. :'(
Evolution of a marriage...
Engaged:. Helps and wants a quickie in the garage
Newly wed:. Brings drinks out, lingerie when you come in after finishing.
5 years:. Drinks and an offer to help later after the kids are down for a nap
10 years: Sends kids out with drinks and a snack, which they share with you.
15 years:. Sends unhappy kids out with drinks, a snack (that they eat so you never see it) and had been told to help you. They act bitchy so you don't want them to help.
20 +.years: You drink from the hose and ingest all sorts of pathogens. Any snacks would be leftovers from the center console of your car. Wife naps.
She'll be eating some sort of hideous concoction involving intestine's I think. Seems like her plan is to use the air fryer.
Might be ok - all that grease should drain out.
Is she Scottish or Asian? Otherwise intestines are just plain grotesque and a level of cultural appropriation that should be pointed out. 😀
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman.
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Scotts... Er, well, once is enough.That's what I say about redheads.
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman.
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Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman...
Have you ever come home from a night of drinking, only to find the refrigerator bare other than a few jars of horrid nasty Asian pickles?Growing up, my mom was like that. She still is. Dad had to hide cans of sardines in the garage and chocolate bars in his glove box. He finally completely took over the grocery shopping and most of the cooking in their 15th year of marriage, poor guy. To this day, just in case, I try to keep a locking cosmetic case stocked with tasty, non-perishable things like Vienna sausages, a hermetic Dinty Moore with beef, carrots and potatoes, latte in a jar, pepperoni, antipasto in a jar, a chocolate bar, dried fruit like dates/figs, nut mix, wasabi peas, and waxed cheese.
I will not treat myself so well. I've got a mini bottle of Dewar's I should drink suppositorily 🙄::)
i hate this gay earth.
Guys, it’s me, Depression. Why are you all ignoring me? I am way more hard working and real than that lazy motherfucker happiness…
As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them? Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak. And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player. Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuffYes, yes, yes and yes. But after the dog was "no longer with us (the shelter)" , I switched to rescues instead of walking deathrow.
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Judge me all you want, I'm me, and I love it! I'm only out to entertain myself with this nonsense. We don't know each other and we never will. Online me is a goofball. Take my nice words serious and shit on the rest. I do :-*
When you catch a cramp hovering (2:10ish)Snap Lock Twist ... ROFL.
You eUKs have no justification in commenting on we colonials’ tackiness.It's awful anyone goes that young. Hopefully, she had a big smile when she requested that. I hope it wasn't motivated by an overwhelming addiction.
Bought a truck tent, these things are pretty good. They come in camo and a blue and white pattern but those were sold out so we went duck dynasty. Feel like I gotta shoot something now ;DI like it. Never used one but could see good. Do you block up truck, save shocks, suspension, etc when using like RV or 5th wheel, when tailgate or camping or not heavy enough to worry? And need good mattress I would think. Up there especially I wonder how the tent seals rain out. Camo was a good option, though, might also make local hunters or PDs like you have something to hide (meth lab, poaching, grow labs etc....) I noticed up there the hunting regulation book had messages about reporting such!
Those damn things are nothing but trouble............
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https://fox8.com/2018/09/28/ohio-police-body-in-bag-turns-out-to-be-discarded-sex-doll/
Anyone you know?
Those damn things are nothing but trouble............Just like the real thing.
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https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/ (https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/)"Little is known of Rita except that she was a keen traveller and had friends in Germany. She also loved her phone."
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the Apache attack helicopter & A-10 Warthog saved our squad multiple times in Iraq. hellfire missiles are neat.The A-10 is magnificent. Just don't be on the wrong end of the gatling gun, unless you want to be vaporized.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!
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What ever happened to Robert Townsend? I liked Hollywood Shuffle.
I was feeling bad for the late arrival off in the back. Poor thing didn't get as much as the others!
Yes some are very cautious and stay just on the edge while others quickly trust him.I sat next to a "kid" (mid-20's) on the plane a few months ago. He said it was his first time on a plane (this was a connecting flight) we got to talking and he told me about his pet raccoon that he captured as a cub and raised it. Then he showed me pics on his phone. One of him, the coon, drinking beer the guy explained "it is weird but he only likes Miller High Life Light" and won't drink other kinds of beer. He had lots of fun stories but said he was going to release him to the wild soon since he has reached puberty and might get a bit mean. Apparently, he continued to explain, it is illegal to keep as pets where he is and "you have to find the 'right' vet if you want to castrate them."
He makes sure they all get some food and fatten up real good for their version of a hibernation.
If the winter weather warms, even for a day or so, some wake up and eat more food and then return back to their dens to sleep again.
He's a retired Canadian police officer, in eastern province of Nova Scotia, whose wife told him before she died to make sure he continues taking care of the raccoons and he's been doing it for over 18 years now.
It is amazing to see him interact with them.
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What ever happened to Robert Townsend? I liked Hollywood Shuffle.
I sat next to a "kid" (mid-20's) on the plane a few months ago. He said it was his first time on a plane (this was a connecting flight) we got to talking and he told me about his pet raccoon that he captured as a cub and raised it. Then he showed me pics on his phone. One of him, the coon, drinking beer the guy explained "it is weird but he only likes Miller High Life Light" and won't drink other kinds of beer. He had lots of fun stories but said he was going to release him to the wild soon since he has reached puberty and might get a bit mean. Apparently, he continued to explain, it is illegal to keep as pets where he is and "you have to find the 'right' vet if you want to castrate them."
@yorkshire pud knows a guy.
Yes some are very cautious and stay just on the edge while others quickly trust him.
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It is amazing to see him interact with them.
Smited four times in the last three days without even posting. At least announce yourself when maliciously smiting.It wasn't me. But if it ever is, it might be that I didn't read a post until a week later when you're not posting. Better late than never.
Cowards
Fuck I hate arabs. The entire lot of em'. Garbage people.I guess you aren't Arab. Well, what in the world happened, that got you so hateful?
I guess you aren't Arab. Well, what in the world happened, that got you so hateful?Who ever said/thought Persians were Arabs? That is news to you or others?
The Arab League includes Algeria, Bahrain, Comoros, Djibouti, Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Mauritania, Morocco, Oman, the Palestine Liberation Organization, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, the United Arab Emirates, and Yemen. Note the absent country: Iran.Oct 3, 2001
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2001/10/is_iran_an_arab_country.html
Somalis are totally different than Algerians and both are totally different than Moroccans and all are totally different than Egyptians.
I've known a lot of Arabs. I don't agree with them about everything, especially gender roles and head games/revenge. But, they are very clean people, neat freaks. Not garbage-y.
It wasn't me. But if it ever is, it might be that I didn't read a post until a week later when you're not posting. Better late than never.I don't care if YOU smite me. Sometimes I'm a random asshole in your direction. But I think we're past smiting each other and I would tell you if I did so. When Christmas comes around I'll send you a "Merry Christmas" PM and I'll be sincere and if Sumthinz plays her cards right I'll send her one as well 8). You'll notice I say Christmas with a capitol C and I know you're fine with that :)
Who ever said/thought Persians were Arabs? That is news to you or others?
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Is that Art? Ears look familiar. Manboobs do too.
Sounds horrible.
https://www.newsweek.com/cruise-ship-refunds-passengers-after-1300-men-took-over-and-turned-it-giant-1148493
Lazy ass reporters write an article about a Royal Caribbean cruise ship and use a picture of a Carnival ship.
Then again, what's the diff
Count me in as well.
Has anyone ever walked into a restroom that was clearly marked “MEN†and after entering and seeing only stalls and no urinals found it necessary to go back out to make sure that you had read it right? I had to do that today.Ha. Yes. But, strangely, more times I've gone into the correct restroom and thought I went into the wrong one because women were in it. Usually at crowded concerts and girls decide to use the men's room due to overcrowding or lines for the women's. Or maybe they were in there for a quick assignation, do drugs, or something.
Has anyone ever walked into a restroom that was clearly marked “MEN†and after entering and seeing only stalls and no urinals found it necessary to go back out to make sure that you had read it right? I had to do that today.
Girlfriend's list of 22 rules for boyfriend
The rules are:
You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
You are NOT to go to Honda without me
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You are NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
You are NOT to ask for h--d
You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
If I catch you around girls I kill you
You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
If I say jump you say “how high princessâ€
You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.
Today she’s a “credible†professor of psychology.
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list (https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list)
Today she’s a “credible†professor of psychology.
I'm plagued with the idea that this BelGab/ElGab thing is part of a pernicious plot by George Soros backed antiAmerican subversives to cause chaos and confusion among internet forum users and while they are in this diminished mental state to enlist them in their wicked cause. On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.One would think George would get tired of wasting millions upon millions of dollars on all the wrong people. But it is good that he still just doesn't understand Trump voters.
One would think George would get tired of wasting millions upon millions of dollars on all the wrong people. But it is good that he still just doesn't understand Trump voters.+45
I'm plagued with the idea that this BelGab/ElGab thing is part of a pernicious plot by GeorgeFIFYSorosSenda backed antiAmericansubversivesgrifters to cause chaos and confusion among internet forum users and while they are in this diminished mental state to enlist them in their wicked cause. On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.
... On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.
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LOL!!! At least there is corn to eat until Thursday comes.
What if White Crow narfs all the corn though?
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginI will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal! ;)
I will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal! ;)
I will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal! ;)visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Can you elaborate, I fail to see evidence of a ''pissing contest'' from either of them
im posting on BellGab.have fun.
im posting on BellGab.
but i miss you here, Groyper .. :( @Richard Groyper
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we’ll see. i make no promises though.
Natural Light announced on Twitter that in celebration of the year it was founded, 1977, it was making the 77-pack available for a limited time. akwilly could fit a lot of poo in one of those.
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Natural Light announced on Twitter that in celebration of the year it was founded, 1977, it was making the 77-pack available for a limited time. akwilly could fit a lot of poo in one of those.Indeed and the boxes look more comfortable than the ones normal used for poo. And the burning would be spectacular. But apparently only sold in College Park, MD? >:(
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Gary Gilmore was the inspiration for Nike's "just do it."
Thankfully it wasn't Gary GlitterHe should have been a priest.
Thankfully it wasn't Gary GlitterSickos the lot of them.
I was always taught to lift with my legs.
First we get this TV inside and then we sword fight.
I was always taught to lift with my legs.they are using the schwartz...
......
http://cbsnews10.com/erie-pennsylvania-woman-high-on-meth-dies-after-pumping-gasoline-into-her-anus/
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago. She looks pretty good if that is really her age. She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
She was in her 20s when the czar was overthrown
She was 7 when the czar was crowned. LOL. Horses were the common mode of transportation. It's gotta be hell being that age and obviously somewhat infirm.
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago. She looks pretty good if that is really her age. She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.Dailymail been purported her for seveal years. Usually under "I HATE MY LIFE" or some such. Maybe true but the documents from the areas, changed by wars, lacking provance, etc? I don't trust the story. Maybe but, get soms better evidence. If true? I wish she would be given whatever she wants and make her happy!
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
I wonder if she prefers an iPhone or an android. Probably uses a windows phone.
She seems a bit old fashioned, I'm guessing a flip phone
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago. She looks pretty good if that is really her age. She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.With a great granddaughter who is 15 years old... Something doesn't add up.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
Ford running a commercial with "East Bound and Down" song from Smoking and the Bandit even though the iconic car was a GM product!?That movie is all like old and stuff.
Who keeps coming up with stupid names for these online businesses that don't tell you a thing about what they do with crappy meaningless graphics? my made up examples: (Bingabudu, Dummingly)Blingabudu.com seems to be available.
Complete with graphics!
Ford running a commercial with "East Bound and Down" song from Smoking and the Bandit even though the iconic car was a GM product!?
~*~* Spoiler alert!! ~*~*
"There is a Chinese bootleg version of The Last Jedi, and its subtitles may be better than the actual film."
http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles (http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles)
just too too funny. I would like to buy this bootleg version. However it may not play on my USA Dvd player.Usually the ones you get at Chinese markets etc are region free. But also your laptop might be able to play depending on your software and certain DVD players especially Philips will play 'all regions.' When dvd was first coming out I bought a bootleg "Cannonball Run" from some seller in Kawloon. It might have been DIVX on a cd-rom even? Regardless, the English subtitles option were hilarious. Obvious translated to English from Chinese. Very bizarre and funny.
Maybe they're #legacysquatting. 😀Ha! They are!
I wonder if @DynamoHum can go andsteallook at this exhibition and tell me all about it! :D
https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/ (https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/)
You know funnily enough one of my friends is a lecturer at Oxford about Tolkien and has written several books about him .. John Garthsteal it
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
Noooo! Noooo!
(Bonus: Mr. Spookcats reaction: *laughing* "that seems like a Halloween thing, not a Christmas thing.")
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
Do tell him I enjoyed Tolkien and the Great War please! >^^<
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhereit needs to wrapped in some salty bacon , to keep the evil spirits at bay.
You can all thank the weird shit I am following on FB for this lot.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=12150336&fbclid=IwAR1lRjpXacChSNelaImszy5XCsenL2OvJ9eaFoGTp9EmK8OmUv5eCP_LUr4
You can all thank the weird shit I am following on FB for this lot.Looks like something that would hold sNoory’s interest.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=12150336&fbclid=IwAR1lRjpXacChSNelaImszy5XCsenL2OvJ9eaFoGTp9EmK8OmUv5eCP_LUr4
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\Glad you’re human. Most of the times I’ve been fired, the HR person has done so with glee.
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\
Uh, yeah... Can you find the funny thing on this page?Ha
http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060 (http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060)
RGB showerhead (https://www.woot.com/offers/color-changing-led-handheld-shower-head?utm_campaign=Daily+Digest+30+10+18&ref=eml&utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_medium=email&utm_term=a_1&utm_content=Rec-Template&ref_=pe_3185080_370360930). why, just why.So you can turn your mundane shower while soaping up or shampooing into an Ibiza-style foam-party at a club!
Uh, yeah... Can you find the funny thing on this page?Redirects to some site about those Japanese schoolgirl cartoons manga that one poster on the other site would always post?
http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060 (http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060)
Redirects to some site about those Japanese schoolgirl cartoons manga that one poster on the other site would always post?
One of the more bizarre things I've seen. Some funny and weird satire/rants going on here. Alex Jones dressed up as a "gay frog" for Halloween to rant against political foes and against Atrazine and other pesticides.
https://www.infowars.com/live-gay-frog-invade-infowars-trump-defends-us-border-banned-midterm-broadcast/
Why be afraid? Especially here where politics is pretty tame.
Not a political post - I'm afraid to venture into the political thread...
Just wondering - if Blackface and Whiteface got somebody fired. how come Trump gets away with Orangeface? (Think of all the offended Satsumas out there.)
And by the way, don't you think a billionaire could afford a better Tan in a Can?
:o
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Not a political post - I'm afraid to venture into the political thread...
:o
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Why be afraid? Especially here where politics is pretty tame.
Re: orangey tans. I don't understand it, but some successful people like for some reason. Boehner, Trump, Ralph Lauren, and, of course George Hamilton who has done it for decades and has become almost a trademark. I didn't mention women simply because it happens all the time and Hollywood "stars" are always doing crazy fashion and skin choices.
But I challenge even the most demented Hollywood type to beat the bizarreness of Alex's "gay frog" broadcast.
Orangey is probably the result of our Caucasianality. One time I ended up looking like a mandarin with brown feet. Decided then that I should stay the way nature made me, white as a nerd's crew socks.Yeah, I think at least they aren't using tanning beds or laying out in the sun. I think those Hollywood and rich folks are using some kind of chemical concoction, Not sure why folks need to feel to tan. White guilt? Haha. No politics. I knew a gal who had to get an operation to get rid of some skin cancer in her 20's, technically you can't "prove" but she worked at and used tanning beds a lot. It is bizarre. Sun is good within limits for Vitamin D but otherwise, cover up and wear a hat if you are white and outside a lot. Now I think people are starting to recognize that tanning salons have dangers.
Don't forget your protective glasses when taking a hit from the laser bong!
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/qvqdbq/watch-this-guy-take-a-hit-with-a-dollar2400-laser-bong
WTF 14?You're not exactly a brain in a bottle yerself.
You make no sense whatsoever. ???
Glad you’re human. Most of the times I’ve been fired, the HR person has done so with glee.Were they bad?
Were they bad?They couldn't have been this bad. A PM I received from a member of my old board.. He was a perfectly normal guy that everybody consistantly liked for two years and then!!??? this.. he always had great avatars.
Dennis Hof, the brothel owner running for state assembly as the "Trump from Pahrump" and who died a few weeks ago, won his election.Yeah. Classic and some dude in VA who once wrote "Bigfoot erotica" won his election against some Hollywood actresses mother (I had to look her since I never heard of her though.) Strange election times.
https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062 (https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062)
WTF 14?I am Ellumined!
You make no sense whatsoever. ???
I am Ellumined!I don't like the bird. Please go back to kittens and cats. God bless
Which would taste better, do you think?I would've gone with a biscuit rather than the English muffin, though admittedly they are more crumbly. Aside from the BBQ sauce, which one could add, the "Texas McMuffin" is the standard "Sausage Egg McMuffin" at McD's here. And the Idaho one is adding a "hashbrown" to the basic McD's "Sausage Egg McMuffin." I have to admit breakfast items are the only reason I go to McD's sometimes, especially as "breakfast all day" now policy. Burgerwise there are better places even at same price-point.
https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/ (https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/)
Which would taste better, do you think?@Spookcat The one on the right has more albeit artificial mechanically deboned lamb, beef, and or mutton or cat n' dog protein than the concoction on the left so for that reason I go with, IT, on the right.
https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/ (https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/)
Yeah. Classic and some dude in VA who once wrote "Bigfoot erotica" won his election against some Hollywood actresses mother (I had to look her since I never heard of her though.) Strange election times.I think a member of the forum should sleep with bigfoot, see whether or not he's all that. And please no jokes about my wife's dawgs. ;D
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2018/11/07/election-results-2018-denver-riggleman-wins-bigfoot-erotica-virginia/1914117002/
I must go...Magic 8 ball says you're going! I wonder if Dickenson's pipes have help up over the years... I'll bet, yes.
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Magic 8 ball says you're going! I wonder if Dickenson's pipes have help up over the years... I'll bet, yes.
I must go...Oh yeah! Getting pre-sale*. Also Megadeth and Ozzy coming but, frankly, Ozzy is pretty weak these past tours. Can barely mumble songs, forgets lyrics, etc I hear.
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My only problem with Iron Maiden is their boring setlist the past few tours. Get some of those songs out of there FFS and mix it up a bit. Also, too much material from the 2000s.
Bruce sounds fine on YouTube, but the setlists would put me to sleep.
I only saw them once/way late, in 2005 but got lucky with them playing material from only their first 4 albums, which are really the only ones I ever listened to with the exception of SSoSS although I still hate CIPWM and will never listen to that song.
Paul Di'Anno looks and sounds like shit these days. He has to be wheeled out on stage in a wheel chair. About 5 years ago while playing a dive bar just before he started using wheelchairs full-time, one of the audience members said "Bruce Dickinson". Bad idea because Paul went on a rant and called Bruce an opera-singing FGT. Paul is obviously playing for beer and is obviously grumpy and probably unbuzzed. He is nearing 300lbs by this point too.
The first 2 albums with Di'Anno were awesome, Killers is one of my favorite hard rock albums by any band. But the guy has made poor life decisions since day one which caused him to get the boot from the band, and he has consistently failed in life ever since. He can't blame Bruce for that.
Bruce has built a small empire, the band flies in their own jet which is piloted by him. I know Harris owns the band, but in general Maiden are boss of their own machine. They have more integrity than many other bands from their time. I just wish they have a better setlist and also get rid of that ballerina dancing Janick Gers who doesn't even have his guitar plugged in.
Tickets are too much now and the good ones are usually gone before they go on sale. It's too hard to see bands in Areas or Amphitheaters these days and not get stuck in a seat. I think last time Maiden played here Tickets were not even available unless you belonged to a particular CC or financial institution. And they were way overpriced anyways.
Lucinda Williams is playing in 2 nights, I would go to that but I am too god damn busy.
Better than trailer park boys.
it doesn't matter if his pipes have held up, with all of the magic pitch correction technology, I have been hearing that certain female singers have been supplemented with samples from their multi-track studio recordings. They are still singing live but, the algorithm fills in the original pitch and smooths out the voice a bit with the sample.
it doesn't matter if his pipes have held up, with all of the magic pitch correction technology, I have been hearing that certain female singers have been supplemented with samples from their multi-track studio recordings. They are still singing live but, the algorithm fills in the original pitch and smooths out the voice a bit with the sample.I know how all that crap works, I have it in my studio for shitty singers. Dickenson had and most likely still does have one of the most powerful voices in that particular genre. He's from a generation of real singers who can pull it off live. Never been a fan of his voice, but man he delivers.
@Richard Groyper @Kizuna AI
Stan Lee died because of this.
I know how all that crap works, I have it in my studio for shitty singers. Dickenson had and most likely still does have one of the most powerful voices in that particular genre. He's from a generation of real singers who can pull it off live. Never been a fan of his voice, but man he delivers.
@Richard Groyper @Kizuna AI
This is a town near meWay to stay with today's anal theme. Bun throwing. lol
https://www.abingdonblog.co.uk/?p=21504
This is a town near meThat is pretty weak: "(This year we saw the introduction of an ingredients list so that there was no problems with the modern problem of allergies.)"
https://www.abingdonblog.co.uk/?p=21504
http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html (http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html)
Virtual tour from TEPCO around Japan's Fukishima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant.
They couldn't have been this bad. A PM I received from a member of my old board.. He was a perfectly normal guy that everybody consistantly liked for two years and then!!??? this.. he always had great avatars.He probably shouldn't drink and surf!
He probably shouldn't drink and surf!I think he's dead now. Leaving his wife very wealthy and very happy.
Howards new studio/set is so fucking sanitized and void of character when compared to the glory years of 06 through 09 when the shows PC-ness started to become unbearable. Haven't listened since 2012 and I don't miss it. And WTF happened to Robin? She's a house!
North Sentinel IslandSeems as if the Sentinelese have not weakened and killed another guy who wanted wanted to tell them about Jesus.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=279861729031
Seems as if the Sentinelese have not weakened and killed another guy who wanted wanted to tell them about Jesus.Why are they allowed to defend their borders and culture and even use weapons, albeit primitive- but effective, to do so? No investigations? No arrests? No indictments? No judge interpreting law by their political beliefs? No trials? No press at their door speculating, harassing family members of the shooter, etc? Why no "hate crime" claims?
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46313965
Why are they allowed to defend their borders and culture and even use weapons, albeit primitive- but effective, to do so? No investigations? No arrests? No indictments? No judge interpreting law by their political beliefs? No trials? No press at their door speculating, harassing family members of the shooter, etc? Why no "hate crime" claims?
Does not seem like they would be welcoming to a very special episode of Geraldo. They are not very friendly.Well, Ol' Jerry could undo some button on his shirt, wear some chains, and promise a great expose' only to find these vicious natives' lair empty....and boast and rant about something.
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Howards new studio/set is so fucking sanitized and void of character when compared to the glory years of 06 through 09 when the shows PC-ness started to become unbearable. Haven't listened since 2012 and I don't miss it. And WTF happened to Robin? She's a house!
PS that's not the real Paul! ;)
May you all be amused by this.
https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160 (https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160)
Wow.
Wedding photographer screws a member of the wedding, yells at the wedding guests, urinates on a tree, gets caught by cops with Xanax in her pockets, and then threatens to kill the arresting officer's family and daughters will be dead "by Christmas."
https://news--site.com/2018/11/27/a-wedding-photographer-was-arrested-after-allegedly-having-sex-with-a-guest-and-urinating-on-a-tree-at-the-venue/
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/sheriff-wedding-photographer-had-sex-with-guest-urinated-on-tree/287-617863938
Oh, I swear if I wasn't married.. ;DIt was very surprising when I got home and saw the pictures to accommodate the story I heard the radio guys discussing and laughing about....
It was very surprising when I got home and saw the pictures to accommodate the story I heard the radio guys discussing and laughing about....
;D
Hear about the Florida Family Dollar fart kerfluffle? After loudly ripping one in line, a lovely paragon of feminine delicacy pulled out a knife and threatened to "gut" the guy next to her who complained.
It's Dollar Tree for me now, folks. :o
There's a new rule about eating the canned fish tacos before leaving the store.
But can we still shuck the corn in-store?At at least one grocery here you can. And they have another barrel next the one with corn for you to do so.
Idk who it is but College Gameday has some black guy with braces, dredlocks, strange sunglasses, lots of gold bling, and some kind of tie-dyed shirt giving game predictions. It is bizarre Corso is patting him on back and is very animated about him. It is weird. I have on mute because listening to radio pre-game. But every so often the black dude, apparently, gives some kind of commentary but otherwise looks dazed and stoned and sort of just sits there as others talk.
Was he smoking a Newport?Not on camera. He reminded me of the "brothers" who get on tv in the Superbowl when Murray's version of Hunter S Thompson gives them his tickets and press pass in exchange for a hat and a bottle of bagged wine in "Where The Buffalo Roam" but less animated.
When it takes 10.48 years for a hybrid's fuel savings to save the extra money spent to get a hybrid. Not to even count the higher insurance rates...
Eh, nevermind.
Don’t forget the replacement battery pack sometime after year 7.
I think California warranties are 10-year/150k miles...I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.
Yeah, all those safety features aside, fuck hybrids. The carbon footprint isn't that good anyway.
https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1069111211080523776
I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.Close up, especially when walking near a cold engine starting, the electric car sure makes a difference in breathing with asthma.
Don’t forget the replacement battery pack sometime after year 7.Very expensive.
;DAdorable!
I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.
So I've taken up an interest in Cults as of late. I have been listening to Cults on Parcast (https://www.parcast.com/cults/) The show is highly scripted and reasonably researched, the hosts have solid voices and delivery but over all it is just sort of meh. No spontaneity, no personality, no umpf.
I then found this offering called Can We Cult and picked out a show about a Satanic Temple Cult. Should be a slam dunk but negative! Imagine two Valley Girls trying to do an Anna Nicole Smith impression. It's pretty horrid:
https://soundcloud.com/user-703925469/episode-35-a-million-dolhairs-the-satanic-temple-the-freedomites
Edit: 17 minutes in and they still haven't started the show. One of the hosts twitter feed is @dicksandvodka I feel my brain cells dying. :P
25 minutes in and still no sign of anything cult related.
@Walks_At_Night
I never heard of this dude but he gave a pretty good run-down of the various cult/agency/nutso/serialkiller/childabuse stuff in the 70's and 80's and, apparently, is going now.
Sub $3 a gallon here, barely.Living with one, their lack of exhaust really is easier on pedestrians and cyclists. They are quieter for conversing (or audio surveillence) and quieter in neighborhoods. No more smogging out kids at the corner bus stop while warming up your car.
Problem is that the tech is loaded in electric and hybrid vehicles, not the gas models that I was looking at. I felt compelled to get one of them because of the safety and automation.
Only $300 savings in gas annually over the car it's replacing. ☹ï¸
Well thanks. I'll check it out after Malliard. That other debacle might have been the worst podcast that ever was, ever is or ever could be.
Living with one, their lack of exhaust really is easier on pedestrians and cyclists. They are quieter for conversing (or audio surveillence) and quieter in neighborhoods. No more smogging out kids at the corner bus stop while warming up your car.and not enough sound to warn pedestrians and such the car is there and moving...
In an interesting development, I have learned that Morg! goes absolutely berserk when this Zombies tune is played:
and not enough sound to warn pedestrians and such the car is there and moving...Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design. When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something. And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars. They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.
Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design. When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something. And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars. They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.
Were you listening to SiriusXM this morning? They played that about an hour ago on Classic Vinyl.
Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design. When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something. And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars. They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.as a motorcycle rider I am convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn going
as a motorcycle rider I am convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn going
as a motorcycle rider I am convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn goingI always wear a reflective safety vest when I’m on my bike. I know there are still idiots out there who won’t see me, but I have to still do everything I can in order to be seen on the road.
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.
Loud pipes save lives.
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.well id like a law that says i can weld a muffler on their bike for them. without their knowledge or approval. there is a fine line between sounding good and loud.
It amuses me that in Florida, accident investigators are required to check off a box that says whether the motorcycle rider was wearing a helmet. A helmet is not required in the state. I saw a report of a fatal crash involving two 18-wheelers that pinned a motorcycle between them. The investigator had dutifully checked the box saying no helmet though a helmet would not have prevented the death. I’m sure it’s in a database somewhere that will be used to argue for a return to mandatory helmet laws.helmets are not required here, i always wear one because of the idiots i mentioned above. if they cannot notice a firetruck with all the lights going, the siren and the firetruck is blasting its horn (because they are in its way) , then they dont deserve a drivers license. i have no reason to believe they will notice me.
saw someone today with "earings" very similar to theseI like ear wraps, although more rounded. Not everyone does well with piercings, so wraps are a nice alternative.
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I saw someone yesterday who had her grandmother’s big, gaudy wedding ring made into a nose ring. I expect her nose to be at neck level in a couple of years.
well id like a law that says i can weld a muffler on their bike for them. without their knowledge or approval. there is a fine line between sounding good and loud. helmets are not required here, i always wear one because of the idiots i mentioned above. if they cannot notice a firetruck with all the lights going, the siren and the firetruck is blasting its horn (because they are in its way) , then they dont deserve a drivers license. i have no reason to believe they will notice me.The funny thing is, most municipalities already ban noisy vehicles. But no one enforces it.
I was doing #clickacy. This is the most confused I've been in a while...
https://thelastwhy.ca (https://thelastwhy.ca)
I was doing #clickacy. This is the most confused I've been in a while...Yeah, downright quirky. Good questions, but peculiar scenarios. Like, I don't recall a rose as part of the Garden of Eden story.
https://thelastwhy.ca (https://thelastwhy.ca)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Fox
Bass player for The Runaways is on Jeopardy! now. Alex didn't seem to know who they were and didn't seem impressed!
Hello!
Somehow, some way, scooters have multiplied across town and you see them, usually abandoned, everywhere. I'm not sure if any of these companies are making money or how/why they are legal for road use but I see this funny story about them. Campus PD always has some interesting/funny stuff.
"12/12/2018, 3:06 am, 309 East 21st Street (San Jacinto Residence Hall).
Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor: UTPD was dispatched to a medical emergency regarding a student who operated, and crashed, a Lime Rental Scooter while intoxicated on alcohol. UTPD caught up with the student in a bathroom, with a bloody face and nose. Officers attempted to talk to the student, but were met only with snoring, as the man was somehow asleep while lying on a bathroom sink. Austin / Travis County EMS arrived and also began trying to wake up the foggy student. The intoxicated student told medics he thought he was in Port Arthur. As the investigation continued, Officers learned the student was only 19 years old. Because a friend called 911, the student received no charges whatsoever, despite some very poor decisions about his safety. The student was transported to the hospital for both his facial injuries from the scooter, and due to the high degree of alcohol intoxication."
https://twitter.com/UTAustinPolice/status/1075501964681773059
Ah yes. The motorized scooter. Known as "Liquorcycles" here in N.C. Seems like the dude above took that to heart and didn't even wait for the DUI.I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal? Not even your own vehicle! Are they insured? Who is liable for accidents? How do they make money (cartel money laundering scheme?) They just "appeared" all over. Even in Spokane (of all places) but all over here! First time I saw (I was in Spokane) and thought it was a youtube joke to try to get meth folks to steal for online pranks. Then got back and all over Austin. And they drive them like crazy. Worse than the "wanna-be" Portland bikers. Dodging out of lanes, ditching the things everywhere, drunk, etc.
Anyone know of a good digital photo frame?
I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal?...
Hi all, heading hometonight. Tired! Hope you all are well.
I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal? Not even your own vehicle! Are they insured? Who is liable for accidents? How do they make money (cartel money laundering scheme?) They just "appeared" all over. Even in Spokane (of all places) but all over here! First time I saw (I was in Spokane) and thought it was a youtube joke to try to get meth folks to steal for online pranks. Then got back and all over Austin. And they drive them like crazy. Worse than the "wanna-be" Portland bikers. Dodging out of lanes, ditching the things everywhere, drunk, etc.I saw them, but I didn't know they are.motorized. OMG. The last thing we need on streets are motorized scooters as small as skate boards. That's like having roller skaters in traffic. Insane.
Have a safe trip @anniemtwo have
He invented it to get to the top so he could ski down. But, then, does he leave it at the top or send it down?
I still haven't grasped the 'mention' feature. Apparently using "@" before a member's name is beyond my scope at this time. I will learn though. I feel a sense of shame. My mind is riddled with doubts in my abilities to do simple tasks.
@Aquarius, @ShayP
If this doesn't make sense I blame the egg nog
Ohhh Reeaally??!!!?? Well guess what, egg nog and his buddies beer and scotch are over at my place now and you won't believe what they're saying about you!! I've tried to reason with them on your behalf but they some disgruntled muthfucka's!!!
@sumethinz new <---- like that 8)
Ohhh Reeaally??!!!?? Well guess what, egg nog and his buddies beer and scotch are over at my place now and you won't believe what they're saying about you!! I've tried to reason with them on your behalf but they some disgruntled muthfucka's!!!@ksm32
@sumethinz new <---- like that 8)
@ksm32Shit man, you're describing my dream car. Only thing I'd change based on your description would be changing slayer to Motorhead! I had a cherry red, heavily chromed out truck only a few years back and I miss it dearly. Yes, dearly.
I would add two kinds of rum and also some brandy to the mix (with, the bourbon, of course) to make a good eggnog. Coming back from liquor today for 2nd Christmas tomorrow I was in traffic with an AWESOME old Mercury Cougar (could quite get pics,) couldn't place year in passing, but clean, cherry red, big tires in back, and, the most hilarious/best part? A red, same color scheme, "SLAYER" on the back window. Epic!
Shit man, you're describing my dream car. Only thing I'd change based on your description would be changing slayer to Motorhead! I had a cherry red, heavily chromed out truck only a few years back and I miss it dearly. Yes, dearly.
The eggnog; holy shit my belt is feeling really tight as I refuse to loosen to the next hole. There should be a Christmas weight gain thread. Or probably not.
I was almost about to use my Leatherman in the truck console to make my belt a new notch! @ksm32HA!! And so this is Christmas ;D Have a good 1 tomorrow!
HA!! And so this is Christmas ;D Have a good 1 tomorrow!
@ksm32 Got oven and egg working because, apparently, the butcher gave us "too much meat." BS, of course. And this fun vignette from this morning:
"Last minute trip to grocery store to get stuff I, apparently, forgot like horseradish, tomato, etc and was about to check out and saw a small Mexican guy carrying a six-pack of tallboy Hamm's. And I said "nice, Hamm's!" He replied in an accent that I would say fake but looking at him it was real "Hamm's yees. Eesss bessst for mornings." He sounded like the guy, I can't recall now, that used the fake Spanish accent on late night variety show. Referenced in "The Right Stuff" movie even. Esssasctly like that. So got out of line and bought some. Thank you, or grassy-ass, diminutive Mexican, whoever you were, for reminding me what we REALLY was missing for the 2nd Xmas dinner! "
Jose Jiminez.
Fresh Hamm's. WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ksm32 Got oven and egg working because, apparently, the butcher gave us "too much meat." BS, of course. And this fun vignette from this morning:@albrecht Would it be appropriate to wish you a very merry hangover by the time you read this?
"Last minute trip to grocery store to get stuff I, apparently, forgot like horseradish, tomato, etc and was about to check out and saw a small Mexican guy carrying a six-pack of tallboy Hamm's. And I said "nice, Hamm's!" He replied in an accent that I would say fake but looking at him it was real "Hamm's yees. Eesss bessst for mornings." He sounded like the guy, I can't recall now, that used the fake Spanish accent on late night variety show. Referenced in "The Right Stuff" movie even. Esssasctly like that. So got out of line and bought some. Thank you, or grassy-ass, diminutive Mexican, whoever you were, for reminding me what we REALLY was missing for the 2nd Xmas dinner! "
@albrecht Would it be appropriate to wish you a very merry hangover by the time you read this?
@ksm32Well, would it be ok to say that I am very sorry that you don't have a POUNDING thumping head with dry unquenchable thirsty mouth accompanied with vomiting and slightly chunky soupy poops today. ;D
Oddly I was out sorta early (Had to "nap" and that turned into sleep for a weird wake-up in which I sorted out trash (there was a big round of presents) and did another round of dishes (Phil Hendrie's boss would not approve. Only women should do dishes.) So no, appreciable, hangover, and the small one that I did have this morn I attribute to someone who brought sangria that, I suspect, was 'fortified' more than usual, plus because of the fruits which interfere with my meat and potatoes diet. But good. Meat was awesome and had some leftovers since a few folks didn't show up (claim of sickness, I read "college kids partied too much and can't handle.") So just had more for an early supper. Luckily trash (and recycle) is tomorrow because cans full to the point of me actually dumping out, bashing certain things down with boots or hands, repacking stuff so that will fit and so the garbage man will take them and the commies that run the city won't cite for some violation. I'm not above also putting certain things in the "recycle yard waste" bags in a pinch, since the commies say that is unlimited. So be warned when you buy that mulch stuff. Nothing will hurt you and no chemicals etc but sometimes some bottles or trash that won't fit in trash can and when recycle is full.
Well, would it be ok to say that I am very sorry that you don't have a POUNDING thumping head with dry unquenchable thirsty mouth accompanied with vomiting and slightly chunky soupy poops today. ;D
I am all to familiar with the recycle and sanitation trials and tribulations of all that you went through. Perhaps the same commies that run your town run mine as well.
SANGRIA?? Good Lord, that is the only witches brew on Earth that can ruin my day resulting in the less than desirable afflictions I prescribed for you just above. That stuff is eeeevil.
They don't but I will. I need a drink and some metal or old country to listen too. Dammit.
Polar Bear vs USS Connecticut
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I'm so glad I looked up that story. Thank you, Walks! ;D
Sure. Never realized or even thought about it but I guess naval encounters with big mammals are not unusual in the Arctic.
Here is a Walrus that decide to sun itself on a Russian sub.
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Started thinking about the Domino's Noid of yesteryear and looked into why it disappeared. It seems there was a real guy named Noid that did not appreciate
the ad campaign and felt that the pizza chain was attacking him personally with it. He then walked into his local Domino's with a .357 looking for a little payback...
... the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves...
Fun video of the old Liars Club show. 4 Celebs spin a yarn about a weird doodad and the contestants have to
pick out who is telling the truth.
@Walks_At_Night I loved that game show. Especially the setting that seemed it was in a tavern. (at least to me)
I know there was a remake, but I always hoped it would come back with the original vigor. :)
I just want to take the time to wish you all a very merry Second Christmas on Saturday January 19.Merry Julian calendar Christmas to you, too. That Bulldog I once helped was re-named Julian. He would be 13 now.
I was going to rant about being a landlord... Well, all I can say is the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves.I remember those pleasures...
I will no longer be a landlord soon.
I remember those pleasures...
I was going to rant about being a landlord... Well, all I can say is the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves.@sean92008 I hated being a landlord so I/we/my wife and eye completely renovated and furnished the place and turned it into an Airbnb. It's beautiful! When it's vacant it's like a second house and sometimes we'll just walk over and have coffee ;D Couldn't be happier :) :) :) ;) Don't know if this would apply to you but hey, food for possible considerable thought.
I will no longer be a landlord soon.
You put a hit out on a tenant? Sometimes enough is enough
@sean92008 I hated being a landlord so I/we/my wife and eye completely renovated and furnished the place and turned it into an Airbnb. It's beautiful! When it's vacant it's like a second house and sometimes we'll just walk over and have coffee ;D Couldn't be happier :) :) :) ;) Don't know if this would apply to you but hey, food for possible considerable thought.
Cheers.
This was my neighbor. I don’t ski out of bounds, but I carry a candy bar and a bottle of water whenever I ski. He’s lucky to be aliveWow, he dodged a bullet. That could've went really bad for him.
https://www.summitdaily.com/news/lost-skier-spends-night-in-snow-storm-in-backcountry-outside-steamboat-resort/
Wow, he dodged a bullet. That could've went really bad for him.
Just curious, when you say candy bar what kind are you talking about? Something with nuts, no nuts, solid chocolate? I think a jumbo snickers would be my choice.
My Reaction to Gene’s Post Today
…Gene, your memory is really incorrect!…I was NEVER FIRED from KISS, I quit twice (not 3-times) of my own free will, because you and Paul are control freaks, untrustworthy and were too difficult to work with!
…Your slanderous remarks about my bad habits over the years has cost me millions of dollars and now that I’m over 12-years sober you’re still saying I can’t be trusted to play a whole nights show! Well that’s exactly what I’ve been doing for the last 12-years with different configurations of “The Ace Frehley Band†to you and Paul’s dismay!
…I’m also the most successful solo artist to come out of the original KISS lineup , and proud of it!…You and Paul have tried to derail my solo career multiple times over the years unsuccessfully.
…I’ve tried to be nice and friendly by inviting you and Paul to perform on my past albums for eOne Music, give each of you guys one of my prized Gibson Les Paul 59′ models, but today’s comments have made me realize you’re just an asshole and a sex addict who’s being sued by multiple Women, and you’re just trying to sweep it all under the carpet!
…The icing on the cake was when you groped my wife and propositioned her in Los Angeles at the Capitol Records building behind my back, when I was trying to help you out at one of your “Vault Experiences†which I only found out about several weeks later…she was planning on pursuing a suit against you, but I told her to call it off!!!
…Well now the gloves are off after your terrible comments today and I’m thinking that this really may be “The End Of The Road Tour†for you guys!!!
….Without a complete and heartfelt apology, an offer to give me my old job back, and removing Tommy from the Throne that I created… THE SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN AND THEY’LL BE NO STOPPING IT-IT’S ON!!!
People typing in the third person on their backup accounts always makes me chuckle.
I’m sufficiently unsociable enough to have never endured a super bowl party.
Tax charged on pot:
15% California state marijuana tax
3.5% Berkeley City marijuana tax
9.25% state & local combined general sales tax
It's like buying gas, can't wait for the federal government to demand their cut
A short history of Super Bowl parties:
Time was a bunch of friends would convene around pizza, chips, dip, and beer to watch the game. Actually watch the game. No one babbled incessantly, no one got up and blocked the TV during play. No one brought their wives and girlfriends - they mostly didn't watch football anyway, and the ones who did were tired of it after a long season and would rather go shopping.
At some point someone would ask if his wife or gf could come, she was either actually interested in the game or it was promised she'd be quiet. Hell, maybe she'd even cook something. After that, when the other wives and gfs found out other females were going to be there, they of course insisted on coming along too.
That was the end of people being able to actually watch the game with friends, and eventually evolved into the Sunday afternoon party (with a game going on somewhere in the background) we know today.
By now I'd say it's far beyond football. They have completely infiltrated guy stuff such in all manner of entertainment from UFC to Poker. I love woman, but please just go shopping. Or even bingo! Anything! Else!
well its still illegal under the feds, so they could just confiscate all that cash.
Who taught them how to get out of the bathroom?Or the kitchen!
Or the kitchen!
but I didn't say that
This is why you don't move a crazy groupie into your house and let her write Facebook posts for you.
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kiss-ace-frehley-gene-simmons-feud-786373/
YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND BUT ALL WILL BE FORGOTTEN IF YOU GIVE ME MY OLD JOB BACK!
@Whistler a voice in my head told me to post this here.Yes, something like this was debut at or near the NY Public Library a few years ago, but now when I Google it, it's gone.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8335749/lasers-could-beam-messages-directly-to-a-listeners-ear-like-whispering-secret-from-afar-scientists-say/
Fell down the last six steps of a long staircase while carrying a miter saw today in a customers home. I'm fine but my ego is bruised beyond recognition. There's no advil for that! :-[visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Fell down the last six steps of a long staircase while carrying a miter saw today in a customers home. I'm fine but my ego is bruised beyond recognition. There's no advil for that! :-[You will be sore tomorrow. Your ego had enough to spare! You could have been so hurt. A long time ago, I was in sales. I also lived in a dark hovel. One day, I got ready for work but did not realize my socks were mismatched under my pants (not even sure how that could happen, but it did.) Well, when seated, this embarrassing thing showed. I had a man all set for a wonderful sale, but his wife refused to buy from me, even though I was recommended to them by a friend. She had noticed my mismatched socks and didn't trust me. It would have been reasonable to think I were color blind, considering the colors. But, no such luck. I was embarrassed beyond belief. It would have been better (especially in ratty Portland) not to have worn the socks at all. Humiliating. Would you believe to this day I pretty much only wear one color of leggings. They always match. Same dye lot too.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginHeart attack city! I heard even if a person stops using, that cocaine leaves some sort of weird bacteria around that can infect the heart decades later. Not sure if it's true.
I found a package of what looks like fruit tea in a suitcase I have not used in years.Living on the edge, Bart
It may be some time of gelatin and not tea at all!
It is from Poland.
The package, not the suitcase.
It has a best before date.
2013.
Since I have been left unsupervised I will be trying it tonight.
Is it a widowmaker?
Time will tell.
Not good.
Still not sure what it is.
Not good.
Not good at all.
The power of the five Morgs! will protect you.
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.
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Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.
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Freezer maybe?
Too late.
IT IS IN ME!
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.
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Too late.
IT IS IN ME!
You can get in the freezer
Or maybe he could just go outside. I mean, it's Canada in winter....
Too late.hall of fame?
IT IS IN ME!
hall of fame?
Or maybe he could just go outside. I mean, it's Canada in winter....
MORG!
Morg! is evil and makes people do strange things!
You begin to understand......................What a little sweetie! Is that kiwi fruit he's munching on?
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What a little sweetie! Is that kiwi fruit he's munching on?
In full disclosure the "nom nom" video is not actually Morg! just a cousin. Looks like Kiwi to me though.
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.
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You will be sore tomorrow. Your ego had enough to spare! You could have been so hurt. A long time ago, I was in sales. I also lived in a dark hovel. One day, I got ready for work but did not realize my socks were mismatched under my pants (not even sure how that could happen, but it did.) Well, when seated, this embarrassing thing showed. I had a man all set for a wonderful sale, but his wife refused to buy from me, even though I was recommended to them by a friend. She had noticed my mismatched socks and didn't trust me. It would have been reasonable to think I were color blind, considering the colors. But, no such luck. I was embarrassed beyond belief. It would have been better (especially in ratty Portland) not to have worn the socks at all. Humiliating. Would you believe to this day I pretty much only wear one color of leggings. They always match. Same dye lot too.I recently checked a couple of ski girls into my Airbnb and the one who's name was on the reservation was dressed like pippy longstockings, a complete mismatched mess. However, they were very nice and left the place in immaculate condition and I gave them a great review. I think they had the hots for me. But I think that about every woman I meet so who knows.. :-\
I had a teacher in college who said she even wore two mismatched shoes one day - they were the same design and feel, only different colors! Never get the same design of matched items in separate colors.
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I don't know where in maple land you live. Those above states are currently covered in snow, aren't they?
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/woman-exposes-herself-stops-traffic-in-downtown-austin/1806308185
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-man-arrested-accused-of-firing-gun-into-ground-to-test-it-out-/1806279609
Stupid Daylight Savings. There are only so many hours of daylight no matter how the clocks are set. I'm all about falling back. No way am I ready to spring forward
Stupid Daylight Savings. There are only so many hours of daylight no matter how the clocks are set. I'm all about falling back. No way am I ready to spring forward
Food label: Ingredients: Organic palm oil...
Umm, no one buying crap with palm oil in it gives a shit if it's organic or not...
What is inorganic palm oil? WD-40?
Whoo-hoo, it's almost 6 pm and there's another hour of daylight. Tomorrow will be my first after work bike ride of '19...
WD-40 is fish oil if I recall correctly. I know it works as an attractant if you squirt it on plastic worms.
Yeah. What PB said. Take that Daylight Savings Time haters.Right on!
Thanks for ruining my Monday, Kajagoogoo bass guy.
The Bart is slap happy after going head to head with Too Shy.
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;D ;D ;D
Nailed it!
https://www.cnet.com/news/wearable-penis-camera-lets-you-record-your-achievements/?utm_source=reddit.comGood, Lord! I may have to reactivate my twitter account for that one. This world done lost its miiinnnd.
my peach tree is in bloom.
i know Bart loves my peaches, but he cannot shake my tree.
Plato was also right about Atlantis?
While the actual recipe is a trade secret, per wiki it was "was devised at the request of Kroger Grocery, which wanted a product that could clean coal residue from wallpaper!" I recall mom making something like this instead of buying the branded product. I don't really recall it but something homemade versus the store bought branded item. This recipe comes from a convicted person via 18 U.S. Code § 1001 the go-to when the government wants to get someone, for something.I add chocolate chips to mine. Myyy secret, shhhh ;)
2 cups flour
1 cup salt
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
2 1/2 teaspoons cream of tartar
2 cups cold water
Food coloring
Wooden board
Plastic bag or container
Referring to more than one Bigfoot as Sasquatches is a cop out.
March Madness doesn't appear all that mad this year
It appears that this year's March *does* have a lot of madness. Just look at Jussie Smollet and the Democratic politicians.
It's hard to dunk on those pesky whiteface guys, no?
I couldn't tell you. I have yet to play basketball with a mime.
At 1 AM in Chicago under the El...uh huh... ::)
I hear they dribble furiously.
They just *pretend* to dribble furiously. I play most of my pickup games at 2:00 AM during a polar vortex.
Dunking has got to be a freaking biotch!
It is. The coffee freezes before I can even get my donut to the cup.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/arkansas-idiots-670389
I love the explanation one of the people gave the police. He was fired upon by an "mystery assailant" because he was protecting a person, who he called "an asset." I'm sure the cops thought the story plausible. After all the British secret services always choose drunken rednecks in Arkansas for their agencies. I guess he was a "double-naught spy." And the brilliance, after the truth was revealed, of deciding to "test out" a bullet-proof vest over drinking.
At least no whiteface or bleach was involved... ;D
I'm tellin' ya, this whole society is apeshit k00k00 now!
I think that I'm in a parallel universe. I'm starting a Go Fund Me page to raise funds to take me back to my real reality.
Jim Rome
Knew it.
You'll see what I mean Sunday night.
Julian Assange arrested at Ecuadorian embassy in London
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/11/julian-assange-arrested-at-ecuadorian-embassy-wikileaks
The question, of course, is did he set up a doomsday document dump in case of arrest.
Or...
" @POTUS has been silent on this situation, which is kind of weird in itself. He usually has a lot to say on many topics and this is a BIG one. I believe the extradition warrant is so he can bring Assange to the U.S., pardon him, and then use him to demolish what's left of the left."
Or...
" @POTUS has been silent on this situation, which is kind of weird in itself. He usually has a lot to say on many topics and this is a BIG one. I believe the extradition warrant is so he can bring Assange to the U.S., pardon him, and then use him to demolish what's left of the left."
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Waiting, hoping...guessing... :-X
https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225 (https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225)
Where are those dog scientists when we need them? Set my Wayback Machine to 1980, good (boy) doctor.
Hm?
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While out for my best friends wife's birthday dinner on Tuesday night I boasted about being invincible and never getting sick ETC. Woke up Wednesday morning with a cold/cough flu like virus that is expected to have me completely out of commission for up to ten days. Two jobs cancelled = -$$$$ and will now be stuck on the couch in misery while the sun shines and the birds sing as glorious life continues for everybody but.. :'(
#MortalHuman #GotWhatIDeserved
While out for my best friends wife's birthday dinner on Tuesday night I boasted about being invincible and never getting sick ETC. Woke up Wednesday morning with a cold/cough flu like virus that is expected to have me completely out of commission for up to ten days. Two jobs cancelled = -$$$$ and will now be stuck on the couch in misery while the sun shines and the birds sing as glorious life continues for everybody but.. :'(
#MortalHuman #GotWhatIDeserved
Not being superstitious, but...I think your avatar change may have been contributory. :oI throw the pouting crying boy up whenever I'm down with a "cold" so he doesn't make an appearance very often. Being that I am well on the mend I'll tuck him in and let em' sleep until next I'm sick. I haven't straight punched, side punched, hook punched or elbowed my bags for five days now. Getting a little irritated to say the least. >:(
Might go back to the speed bags for a karma +?
I throw the pouting crying boy up whenever I'm down with a "cold" so he doesn't make an appearance very often. Being that I am well on the mend I'll tuck him in and let em' sleep until next I'm sick. I haven't straight punched, side punched, hook punched or elbowed my bags for five days now. Getting a little irritated to say the least. >:(I can just imagine, nice spread, sweet Telecaster Thinline, C Crane radio, bullwhip...but that bolt action, not a Mauser is it?
I can just imagine, nice spread, sweet Telecaster Thinline, C Crane radio, bullwhip...but that bolt action, not a Mauser is it?The U-bolt is a Forza Hypersonic Swivel (very fast) But that only accounts for a small percentage of serious baggin'. The real action takes place on a Ball Hook swivel that is omni directional (see main platform)
Seriously that is one sweet man cave! ;D
strawberries, 36 lbs of them.@wr250 Those are stunning! A fantastic additive in protein shakes with yogurt and a few other things. However, best enjoyed as shown in your pictures :)
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The U-bolt is a Forza Hypersonic Swivel (very fast) But that only accounts for a small percentage of serious baggin'. The real action takes place on a Ball Hook swivel that is omni directional (see main platform)
#SpeedBagBible
#AlanKahn
We really should have a man cave thread. ;D :D
Especially in men.
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/04/17/714289322/scientists-restore-some-function-in-the-brains-of-dead-pigs
Research like this could complicate the effort to secure organs for transplant from people who have been declared brain-dead, according to another commentary written by Case Western Reserve University bioethicists Stuart Youngner and Insoo Hyun.
If people who are declared brain-dead could become candidates for attempts at brain resuscitation, they write, "it could become harder for physicians or family members to be convinced that further medical intervention is futile."
Dead isn't really "dead"... *snip*
More surprising still, there is evidence to suggest the deceased may even hear themselves being pronounced dead by doctors.[/i]
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I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.So (ha) do you go for sadness with things like minor keys, or the ominous like Bernard Herrmann’s major third progressiona?
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.
So (ha) do you go for sadness with things like minor keys, or the ominous like Bernard Herrmann’s major third progressiona?
This poverty porn is a hoot, if we tried to do it in the US, it would be racist, sexist and homophobic.
I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH!
HOW CAN I PAY IF I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH??
I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH!
HOW CAN I PAY IF I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH??
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.
This poverty porn is a hoot, if we tried to do it in the US, it would be racist, sexist and homophobic.I'm not sure about that. A lot of the poor here have serious medical issues. I know of someone whose prescription is over $1000/month. There would probably be some drug addicts in the show, maybe some who can't get food stamps because they sold them. I haven't seen any poor gay people in years. Single mothers. Service workers. Disabled people who fall through the cracks and don't get enough benefits. People who miss the loss of their meals on wheels.
You scored THIS show?
:o
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/swearing-kids-drugaddled-parents-benefits-street-paved-way-for-poverty-porn-debate/news-story/4f28f1167bbeab057035269a421448e6?nk=6e0ed76b9e97204d5cc4225f072038e3-1555605507
That's low budget drivel.
Ha!
The show you're scroing has that distinctly "Cops" feel to it, very upbeat and mater of fact eviction stuff!
Like the piano work - moves it right along in a Jackie Terrason kinda manner. ::)
I didn't do that one, either.
It was an example of the kind of poverty porn they love in Britain.
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.
I grew up in *porn poverty*. There wasn't a Playboy in the house.I created porn poverty. My boyfriends were mad.
Ah, no worries, apparently it's a fairly broad program channel there, which is a tad depressing, innit?
Look, maybe one day you'll get a call from Lady Sonia - now that would be a bouncy little score!
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Heh....
So anyone else pulling for Team Ed in Woot!Ball (https://forums.woot.com/t/wootball-on-twitch-friday-4-19-19/416234) later today?
I created porn poverty. My boyfriends were mad.
Open toed shoes with stockings... well that's a choice...Isn't it just...though I've trouble faulting the failsafe array of garters... ;D
One T away from greatness.
I created porn poverty. My boyfriends were mad.
Get well soon.
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There really should be a thread called Things That Absolutely Infuriate You. Sometimes annoyed doesn't even come close.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
There really should be a thread called Things That Absolutely Infuriate You. Sometimes annoyed doesn't even come close.
You are a mod here, you could start a new thread.Yeah I know, but such a vulgar display of power would seem so shameless for even ME!
Yeah I know, but such a vulgar display of power would seem so shameless for even ME!
Glove up buddy, git your bag bashers on!No gloves, no wraps. If we're so infuriated it's just gotta be bareknuckle brutality righteous anger style soapboxing.
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No gloves, no wraps. If we're so infuriated it's just gotta be bareknuckle brutality righteous anger style soapboxing.
Gotta love San Diego. Tonight's top story on the local news was, "New E-scooter Regulations Bill Approved"Instead of tracing an arc from 2014:
Instead of tracing an arc from 2014:
https://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/craig-bannister/illegal-aliens-storm-beach-san-diego-second-attempt-thwarted
August 28, 2014
Illegal aliens successfully landed on a San Diego beach in a panga boat on Monday and ran to shore - but, when another group tried the same thing on Tuesday, U.S. Customs and Border (CBP) agents were waiting for them.
Around 7am Monday morning, a horde of illegal aliens stormed a San Diego beach after coming ashore in a panga boat. They sprinted across the beach and climbed over a wall, entering the city.
All the way to 2019:
https://madworldnews.com/san-diego-copsillegals-trump-250k/
The Trump administration is making no bones about the fact that local police departments which cooperate fully with federal immigration authorities will be rewarded, and handsomely. After San Diego cops began deporting illegal aliens by the thousands, President Donald Trump sent them a “thank you†gift worth a whopping $250,000. This is awesome!
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Thousands-of-Illegal-Immigrants-Live-in-Public-Housing.html
"As long as that waiting list includes American citizens or legal immigrants, there's no reason an illegal alien should occupy any of that housing," said Rosemary Jenks, director of government relations for NumbersUSA, a group that supports curbs on immigration.
In San Diego, applicants are told they can expect to wait five to seven years.
"I don't think we should take a second seat to anyone," said Daryl Ford, who applied for housing aid last year and lives in a San Diego homeless shelter. "We send money to everyone else in the world but we're struggling here."
Do the illegal aliens ride e-scooters?
Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?
You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore
Etc.
https://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/illegal-alien-killed-man-on-scooter-in-sanctuary-city-of-philadelphia/
Thomas Dunbar’s last half-hour on Earth was filled with horrific pain.
Police said Dunbar, 36, was riding on motor scooter in Port Richmond at 9:22 p.m. on Wednesday when a 2004 grey Pontiac Aztec struck him as both turned westbound onto Lehigh Avenue from Aramingo.
Dunbar rolled under the Pontiac and was dragged for 240 feet. A woman who was driving behind the Pontiac had to swerve to avoid striking Dunbar as well, which caused another car to slam into her vehicle. Dunbar, of Almond Street near Cambria, was admitted to Hahnemann University Hospital in critical condition. He died at 9:55 p.m.
The man who allegedly struck and killed Dunbar was arrested on Thursday. Police said Ramon Morales, 62, was charged with murder, accident involving death, homicide by vehicle, and involuntary manslaughter. Police said witnesses attempted to stop Morales, of Cedar Street near Allegheny Avenue, the night of the accident, but he fled the scene.
>:( :( :'( >:(
Not okLike so much else we seem to turn a blind eye to, sigh...
Makes you think Mr. Dunbar might have been an Easter worshiper.
I believe the cerveza board says - highly likely...
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Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?
You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore
Etc.
Nice poetry. How are the Dodgers doing? I don't pay attention until playoffsA simile for Caliphonyans and illegal immigration... ::)
Nice poetry. How are the Dodgers doing? I don't pay attention until playoffs
If they keep losing to the Cubs the way they did last night they will become my third favorite team.
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Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?
You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore
Etc.
2 more posts to 1000. What happens then?1 more post! I can't take it
1 more post! I can't take itAh, 1000 I see
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.
Probably much better than being told that you look exactly like Phil Collins.......................
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?You play drums? I thought you were a musician.
It doesn't feel that way.
You play drums? I thought you were a musician.
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more. How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it? :-\
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more. How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it? :-\
There is a guy who runs a script and has his account log in every 2 hours to smite people...
Or it could be your sweater.
Nice to see you Shay-meister. Hope all was well during your hiatus.
I don't respect myself while recording drum and bass tracks.Actual hard shell drums, or... you know.. :-\
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more. How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it? :-\@ShayP You know how sometimes pets will pee on the floor after you go to work because they're angry you left..well, they love you. Think about it, 54% of Ellgabbers actually believe they are CATS!! I say take it as a compliment ;)
Actual hard shell drums, or... you know.. :-\
It depends who is paying.So now you're denying our weekend in Aspen?
@ShayP You know how sometimes pets will pee on the floor after you go to work because they're angry you left..well, they love you. Think about it, 54% of Ellgabbers actually believe they are CATS!! I say take it as a compliment ;)
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.You would have been the 55% Thank you for not being completely insane. And for owning up to the tiny part of you that is.
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?It's a compliment for singing convincingly.
It doesn't feel that way.
You would have been the 55% Thank you for not being completely insane. And for owning up to the tiny part of you that is.
Not like you need it, but.. +1
I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.You’re still young - plenty of time to catch up.
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.;D
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.Should we believe her? I dunno, "looks like a cat, talks like a cat", associates with cats.... Is an undercover dog. For sure.
I've decided on my favorite deodorant.Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff. I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse. Little old Dove.
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Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff. I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse. Little old Dove.
Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff. I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse. Little old Dove.
I can't use antiperspirants and most deodorants where ineffective. Old Spice was an exception, but I'm sick of using it as long as I have. The Dove Men's Care brand deodorant isn't sticky or greasy. Doesn't run. It lasts a long time as well. They need more scents though.
I am allergic to antiperspirants so I will try this.
YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT!
I started using just a natural deodorant
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The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
I BET YOU STINK LIKE A HIPPIE!
I am allergic to antiperspirants so I will try this.
YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT!
Nope. No patchouli on me.
The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
I BET YOU STINK LIKE A HIPPIE!
The Bart doesn't do natural.Salt consists of chemicals.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
Regarding the Dove products I must say that the Dove Nutritive shampoo and conditioner are effing fantastic. My wife was told about this by her hairdresser? stylist? whatever they're called. Both her and I are long hairs and this dove shit at regular grocery store prices is easily as good as the very high priced products found in the beauty parlor. Beauty salon? Whatever.. fuckin worst post ever :-\
Thank you, GS. :)
Congrats on getting the contract.
LOL! It works for me!
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ShayP!!! OMG! I'm so happy to see you again! ;D ;D ;D
He gonna bite ya bum
The Internet and Electronic Gods hate me. If I am to remain in the twenty-first century, I must find a way to appease them
The Internet and Electronic Gods hate me. If I am to remain in the twenty-first century, I must find a way to appease them
Renounce "sanctuary cities" and all will be forgiven, truly... 8)
Well, you might have to move back to the United States..
You're making that up. No such thing
Really?
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Did you lose your way heading back to Politics? Careful Doc, Metron, Horseshit. At this rate, I see you looking through bars as the zookeeper throws you peanuts. You need to get outside. Take a walk. Get some fresh air. Calm down
I wonder just what it is that so terrifies you about the realities of life as conjugated by the political arena?
You quite enjoy making a showy censorious threat, rather too much to be considered healthy in fact... :-\
As for subject fidelity, what could possibly be more "stupid" than a sanctuary city?
We'll retire "random" as it's no longer so.
:P ::) :o
My comment was neither threat nor promise.
Only an advisory from a concerned onlooker.
You certainly seem to be overly butthurt for supposedly being one of the "winners". You are giving right wingnuts a bad name
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At first I had no interest in a sex robot.
Now I have extreme interest in a sex robot.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginGood news is, she kills you after you blow your wad. I'm ok with that
People don't want to see this shit in every thread.Don't bully my friends. I'm a moderator here. Just sayin'
Keep it where I will never see it - politics board.
People don't want to see this shit in every thread.
Keep it where I will never see it - politics board.
Don't bully my friends. I'm a moderator here. Just sayin'
Good news is, she kills you after you blow your wad. I'm ok with that
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At first I had no interest in a sex robot.
Now I have extreme interest in a sex robot.
I have no problem with that. Just plan for proper disposal in the event of your untimely demise.
Your peeps will appreciate it. :P
That's the tool they use to circumcise Asian men.
That's the tool they use to circumcise Asian men.
Where was the cat?
Lawbreaking sky-rats!
The Germans are weaponizing the birds!
Also, congratulations on posting the longest link in the history of the site.
I tried getting a shorter one, but that's what link popped up if you hit their share button.
Did you skip the word congratulations?
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I went to see a house a few years ago and thought there had to be something seriously wrong with it because the price was really low for the area. I didn't investigate further because we found something better the next day.
A few days ago I drove by the house and saw it was for sale again. I just looked it up and it turns out there used to be another house on the land. It was a murder house that was torn down.
I have no issue with a murder house but I figure they should let you know.
I thought they had to. Also one doesn't want a house that was a meth lab, I heard the chemicals linger and can hurt.
It's not the same house.
The original house was torn down and this one was built on the property.
Murder loophole!
There I was eating lunch at my favorite greasy spoon today when in walks a rather short, slightly built, totally bald African American man with a grey goatee who's wearing a white mini dress cinched at the waist with a wide black patent leather belt. He's accompanied by a sixty something, conventionally dressed straight looking white dude who has to be 6'3-4." This is a no shitter. There was no way I could snap a photo without being obvious.
I know, right--who wears white before Memorial Day?
I'm devolving. All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit. It's as if part of my mind was erased.
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I'm devolving. All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit. It's as if part of my mind was erased.Welcome to the club, Honey! There ought to be an "Orientation" for growing older. A mandatory two week set of free classes, full of all the things no one would ever tell you. Well, while we are at it, chocolate is helpful against constipation and pork is almost twice as high in potassium as other meats. Are you getting enough sleep for your body and brain to regenerate?
I feel your pain @ShayP . We are all Booji Boy now.
Welcome to the club, Honey! There ought to be an "Orientation" for growing older. A mandatory two week set of free classes, full of all the things no one would ever tell you. Well, while we are at it, chocolate is helpful against constipation and pork is almost twice as high in potassium as other meats. Are you getting enough sleep for your body and brain to regenerate?
@Sofia Is there a name for this club? ;D I'd be good with an orientation because at this time I feel like I did in high school trying to figure out want I want to do with my life. :-\ Oh, I don't think I mentioned anything regarding constipation, however, thank you for that tid bit. LOL! ;) And no...my sleep pattern is inconsistent. I can have several nights where I sleep like a baby, then I will have several where I get no more than 3 hours.I would call it OWL, Our Whole Lives. Older people tend to take more prescriptions, many of which can really interfere in the bathroom. Well, maybe you just need a few nights' good sleep!
I probably should feel bad that the guy I pay to cut my grass is about 20 years older than I am but I don't.He needs the work.
I probably should feel bad that the guy I pay to cut my grass is about 20 years older than I am but I don't.I want it to be done right so I do it myself. Mow North South every fourth cut and also to leave the clippings every eighth cut.
The Artful Imperfection of Medieval Manuscript RepairNeat.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-manuscripts-embroidery (https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-manuscripts-embroidery)
I want it to be done right so I do it myself. Mow North South every fourth cut and also to leave the clippings every eighth cut.Agreed!
Ever notice how many people are randomly stupid 24/7?
I feel like I want to reply saying "yes" but I'm also one of those people who will fall going UP the stairs....
^^;
Ever notice how many people are randomly stupid 24/7?
I have. Just look at Democratic politicians for confirmation.
Ever notice how many people are randomly stupid 24/7?That's not really random...
I have. Just look at Democratic politicians for confirmation.
Is that random or on purpose? Destroying this country requires intentional stupidity by at least some of them.
For example the vast majority of the swamp have known all along Trump was never guilty of anything, isn't any of the names they call him, don't believe their own lies about him. They know we have an illegal immigration crisis, and that they've caused it. Etc, et, etc.
You seem to be stuck in a rut. Maybe you should get out more. Expand your horizons. Make a friend outside your echo chamberNucky ucky ucky ky
"Deer Poop" ice cream... Have a look, @sean92008 !OMG HOW freaking cute!!!
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PD is right. Some stupidity isn't so random
Don't forget to get your measles booster. Probably need one for typhus was well.
You know, diseases that are coming back in our country long after having been eliminated here. Not sure why because that's the sort of thing that we've done a good job of screening out at the border in the past
Is that random or on purpose? Destroying this country requires intentional stupidity by at least some of them.
For example the vast majority of the swamp have known all along Trump was never guilty of anything, isn't any of the names they call him, don't believe their own lies about him. They know we have an illegal immigration crisis, and that they've caused it. Etc, et, etc.
You seem to be stuck in a rut. Maybe you should get out more. Expand your horizons. Make a friend outside your echo chamber
Don't forget to get your measles booster. Probably need one for typhus was well.
You know, diseases that are coming back in our country long after having been eliminated here. Not sure why because that's the sort of thing that we've done a good job of screening out at the border in the past
Duh. This has little to nothing to do with the refugees. American idiots are being brainwashed that vaccinations are evil and are refusing to get their kids vaccinated. Typical. The same sites and bigmouths that convinced sheeple to stop vaccinating their kids are now blaming their favorite hate target. Do a little research - in real factual evidence - instead of having your own brain washed. Yours seems to be shrinking
And take your propaganda bullshit back to Politics before you too are catching peanuts through cage wire
"Deer Poop" ice cream... Have a look, @sean92008 !
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Yeah, except our border agents are getting sick and catching diseases from the people they apprehend. Or didn't the corporate Democrat media tell you that? In addition to diseases we used to have stamped out, we're seeing diseases that have never been seen here - like leprosy. Fucking leprosy. Doesn't matter though, we just need more brown people, right? To come here and out-vote the rest of us. That's the plan, right?
Guess what, immigration is for the benefit of our country - it's not for the benefit of non-citizens who want to come here. There is no benefit to our country for millions of people, many of them criminals, many of them diseased, many of them who don't speak our language, have no education, no jobs skills, and zero understanding of our customs, our country. They march here in these ''caravans'', waving their flags, not ours, yelling, threatening, attacking - paid for and encouraged by left-wing kooks here, such as yourself. What the hell do we want these people for?
The D-rats want them here so they can cancel out the votes of actual citizens, and become clients of their hand-out programs. They'd rather do that than actually try to appeal to real Americans with sensible, non-destructive polices.
Tell me, if La Raza (The Race) and reconquista aren't a racist organization and idea, what other term should we use for them and their supporters instead?
By the way, people wouldn't need to be immunized if diseased third worlders weren't coming here. What, you think these diseases just organically appear when a few people aren't immunized?
Also, they aren't refugees. They're coached to say that so they will end up being released with a future court date they won't show up for, instead of being turned back immediately. Give them credit, they aren't stupid. Unlike their supporters here.
Uh, I had a tough enough time with beer flavored ice cream... Some things do not qualify as ice cream flavors!
It's probably safe. Matcha ice cream with chocolate covered wheat puffs.
This month, my food/drink-related obsession has been the chocolate mint "jewel tapioca" from First Kitchen/Wendys.
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Tapioca is a food!
Case in point: Red bean ice cream good, Red bean frappuccino unappealing.
I miss Japan.
I am one of the few that thinks anything coffee is unappealing. You might miss Japan, but I bet you don't miss the humidity. Hokkaido hit record temperatures last weekend.When it's so hot outside that you're sweating IN THE SHOWER! Is there anything worse? Trying to put a moisturizer on with beads of sweat on your face.
When it's so hot outside that you're sweating IN THE SHOWER! Is there anything worse? Trying to put a moisturizer on with beads of sweat on your face.
I despise cold showers, but damn if there hasn't been a few times here when I get home from running errands and just run the cold water because I can't stand being all sweaty and gross >.<
Yeah, except our border agents are getting sick and catching diseases from the people they apprehend. Or didn't the corporate Democrat media tell you that? In addition to diseases we used to have stamped out, we're seeing diseases that have never been seen here - like leprosy. Fucking leprosy. Doesn't matter though, we just need more brown people, right? To come here and out-vote the rest of us. That's the plan, right?
Guess what, immigration is for the benefit of our country - it's not for the benefit of non-citizens who want to come here. There is no benefit to our country for millions of people, many of them criminals, many of them diseased, many of them who don't speak our language, have no education, no jobs skills, and zero understanding of our customs, our country. They march here in these ''caravans'', waving their flags, not ours, yelling, threatening, attacking - paid for and encouraged by left-wing kooks here, such as yourself. What the hell do we want these people for?
The D-rats want them here so they can cancel out the votes of actual citizens, and become clients of their hand-out programs. They'd rather do that than actually try to appeal to real Americans with sensible, non-destructive polices.
Tell me, if La Raza (The Race) and reconquista aren't a racist organization and idea, what other term should we use for them and their supporters instead?
By the way, people wouldn't need to be immunized if diseased third worlders weren't coming here. What, you think these diseases just organically appear when a few people aren't immunized?
Also, they aren't refugees. They're coached to say that so they will end up being released with a future court date they won't show up for, instead of being turned back immediately. Give them credit, they aren't stupid. Unlike their supporters here.
Why do you want to separate innocent families who have the best intentions? Of course, that's sarcasm. Gene tests prove that many children arrive here with adults who falsely claim to be their parents. "Dad" and "Mom" aren't related to the exploited kids, and these "fine folks" may turn out to be amoral coyotes or human traffickers.
My child was given an illness - A San Diego County Health rep. called and asked if we knew who gave it to.my kid, we did. The kid was known to them because the answer was quick, he had no immunization records on file... Why? Well my kid knows this boy and let's just say he is not from parts around here... Unfortunately, my kid tutors the ESL class. That exposure came home and had led to the exposure of kids with asthma. Antibiotics were given as a prophylactic dosage to everybody... Even Mexico has immigration laws that are enforced (although immunizations are probably not part of it). They also require IDs to vote!
I am one of the few that thinks anything coffee is unappealing. You might miss Japan, but I bet you don't miss the humidity. Hokkaido hit record temperatures last weekend.
Small price to pay if you want a permanent one-party Marxist government to take power here. The only way we're going to get one is to import 10s of millions of uneducated poor people to come here and vote for it. If they're violent criminals, or carrying any number of contagious diseases, so be it.
The Ds finally figured out the rest of us won't ever vote for it, so they decided to cancel out our votes with those of people who will.
I love gardening. There's lots more to do when everything is constantly growing 😁
Book Off, Hard Off, Don Quixote, Hyaku Yen Stores, telling the Mormon missionaries not to be so rude... Park bench English lessons less so but always fun.
See, I haven't really encountered Mormons. However, I've been repeatedly accosted by Jehovah witnesses and the "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" cultish people...
See, I haven't really encountered Mormons. However, I've been repeatedly accosted by Jehovah witnesses and the "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" cultish people...
We have the Jehovah witnesses making rounds now and then. I wouldn't mind, but if I say "no thank you" that ought to be enough. Actually, the various signs we have at the door indicating that we prefer to not be bothered by this stuff ought to be enough. My last encounter went like this:
*DINGDONG* (dog goes nuts, we are obviously under attack and she knows it)
Hello. (Boo: bark bark bark)
Have you heard the word of the lord today? (Boo: bark bark bark)
No thank you. (Boo: bark bark bark)
*Slight hesitation* There is a lot going on in the world you know...(pamphlet with the planet earth on the cover extended to unopened outer door) (Boo: bark bark bark bark)
Yes, I know, but no thank you (Boo: bark bark bark)
If we could have just a few moments to tell you.... (Boo: bark bark bark bark bark)
No thank you, I'm a bit busy right now. (Boo: bark bark bark)
Don't you care about the future of the world? (Boo: bark bark bark bark bark)
No. Right now I care more about the laundry I'm trying to get done. (Boo: bark bark bark) (Outer door shuts)
@BartEllProducer Stop wasting your money on that goo Hellman’s and buy Blue Plate.
I blame myself...
Two very old ladies were at my door this morning! Now, I was in the kitchen things on the stove, toaster oven going...
I had no opportunity to be snarky today. Very disappointed in myself. I should have made breakfast earlier than 9:45 a.m.
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PS... I also find it interesting that they sent two old ladies. The time I went blue, it was regarding my desire for a younger blond woman to come visit me....
There was a post on a Twitter account a couple of weeks ago.
Religious solicitor: “Can I have a few moments of your time?â€
Me: “Actually I’m kind of busy right now.â€
Religious solicitor: “Please don’t say that. I just want to talk to you about something that will be very useful to you in life: the Scripture of the Bible.â€
Me: “After you’re done talking about the Bible, can I spend just as much time talking to you about anime?â€
Religious solicitor: “But…I’m not that interested in that…â€
Me: “And now you know exactly how I feel.â€
https://twitter.com/sanma_mama/status/1128640333208854528 (https://twitter.com/sanma_mama/status/1128640333208854528)
Wouldn't it make sense for them to listen to anything if it made people listen to them!
Juan: I understand that I am a new form of being put here by the Creator of the universe as an experiment. I also know that you two are robots sent here to test me.
With terror in her eyes, she pulled her son behind her and backed off my porch. For years Witnesses out pioneering would cross the street to avoid coming too close to my house.
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CherpumpleI'm not entirely sure I understand everything that is happening here, but it is intriguing!
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I'm not entirely sure I understand everything that is happening here, but it is intriguing!
Pies inside of cakes!Couple o' good jokes could that be squeezed out of that lil tidbit.
Apparently you can no longer pour condiments on your significant other. Who knew?
Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend: report https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-pouring-ketchup-on-sleeping-girlfriend-report
It's great for cleaning metal cookware. In addition, I think it actually gets into copper and degrades it.Alpha-hydroxies are in there, I think. Laws against infidelity should be stronger. What incentive do they have to marry if divorces are candy and adultery is not punished...
Maybe he was trying to rejuvenate her skin. Maybe he wanted to put his hot dog in her buns. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Alpha-hydroxies are in there, I think. Laws against infidelity should be stronger. What incentive do they have to marry if divorces are candy and adultery is not punished...
This makes me happy.
https://people.com/music/brian-may-helps-save-hedgehogs/ (https://people.com/music/brian-may-helps-save-hedgehogs/)
Interesting bit on a 40,000 wolf head found in Siberia. Don't click if pictures of a disembodied head bother you.
http://siberiantimes.com/science/casestudy/news/still-snarling-after-40000-years-a-giant-pleistocene-wolf-discovered-in-yakutia/
Has MW been to see Brig yet? Is he buried in the field behind her apartment?
Once you see it you can’t unsee it.#Erection #Gone Thanks for the sweet dreams :(
https://twitter.com/notslap1/status/1137730345225400321 (https://twitter.com/notslap1/status/1137730345225400321)
Shove your firearm in your belt and blow a hole in your groin.
Shove your firearm in your belt and blow a hole in your groin.The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift. The shooter won a Darwin award. He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital.. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.html
The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift. The shooter won a Darwin award. He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital.. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.htmlI used to work for a store. Sometimes we had a fill-in guy. He was a nervous type from another branch. He told me robbers would call him before they came, lol. When I filled in at his store, others corroborated the story. What a dingbat.
in the five years that i've had a EweToob account, i have never clicked on the trending link. Here's to the next five years...Bizarre. A grand opening thing? Guy that took the rotten bananas did a good job reading the saleman's pitch body language - it paid off $500!
Trending today...... 8)
The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift. The shooter won a Darwin award. He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital.. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.html
Star Trek The Next Generation: S6-E4 - "Relics" is on, on BBC
Probably the best 'Crossover' episode ever, of any series.
James Doohan (Montgomery Scott - Scotty) and a Dyson Shere - circa Oct, 1992.
You can't get better than that. :)
Edit: the best line in the episode ?
Scotty finds out about synthahol.
"Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders" (Referring to Data)
Heh, heh, heh.
Best part of the episode:
When Scotty walks onto the Holodeck of the Constitution Class Enterprise, Picard joins him. (Wait for it)
After a bit of discussion...
Scotty: "Old girlfriends we'll never meet again."
Just saw this thread:
I am glad humans do not great each other like dogs do.
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I wouldn't mind a bitch putting her face near my crotch... 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
That is a great mug!
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginI before E, except after C, or as in "Eh" like Neighbor and Weigh!
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Flying to New Jersey in 36 hrs. Nervous as ell, what the hell does a fear of flying inexperienced guy do in a can for five hours?
I want my mommy!
Sleep@anniem God bless you, Annie. But I'm going to be far too busy listening for engine failure and looking for aliens with nefarious plans hanging out on the wing of the plane.
@anniem God bless you, Annie. But I'm going to be far too busy listening for engine failure and looking for aliens with nefarious plans hanging out on the wing of the plane.
This is no time for joking about Howards hooknose.
a nosedive.
@anniem God bless you, Annie. But I'm going to be far too busy listening for engine failure and looking for aliens with nefarious plans hanging out on the wing of the plane.
..somebodys gotta do it :'(
PS I have 32 movies on my phone and some good earbuds so perhaps I'll find calm watching The Exorcist for the 63rd time. :-\
Flying to New Jersey in 36 hrs. Nervous as ell, what the hell does a fear of flying inexperienced guy do in a can for five hours?
I want my mommy!
Flying to New Jersey in 36 hrs. Nervous as ell, what the hell does a fear of flying inexperienced guy do in a can for five hours?@KSM
I want my mommy!
@KSM
Listen to Kennedy Steve!
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;D
In a bizarre twist, yours truly makes an appearance at the 16:30 mark of this episode of Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast (https://www.gilbertpodcast.com/gavin-macleod/)
My super hot, shower scene is even discussed!
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do we have any sausages? I need them for a skit.
TV is so boring I’m watching a 12-year old football game between Florida and Ole Miss.
Once a meth head...
always a meth head.
One of many things I noticed during my visit to New Jersey is how impatient they are when driving. If you aren't moving the very instant the light turns green the horns are honking and the birds are out the windows. I walked everywhere but this was comical to watch at intersections while I waited to cross. Going back for next years event and I'll soak it all back in again. BTW Best lasagna ever at Yesterdays Restaurant. MMmm MM!! Stones throw from my hotel room.
One of many things I noticed during my visit to New Jersey is how impatient they are when driving. If you aren't moving the very instant the light turns green the horns are honking...
Oh if only that were the case here. Every time I'm at a light, I know in advance someone will be staring into their phone instead of paying attention, and I'm going to have to honk to get them going. May as well do it as soon as the light turns.
Oh if only that were the case here. Every time I'm at a light, I know in advance someone will be staring into their phone instead of paying attention, and I'm going to have to honk to get them going. May as well do it as soon as the light turns.LOL I think I'd prefer the NJ way to that. They all drive like their wife's water just broke.
Relapse?
@GravitySucks Did you ever get that 8 mil planking installed downstairs?
@KSM yes I did. I don’t like the color my son picked out but he is the one living there now so he can deal with it. It is really dark. I’ll try and take a picture of it the next time I am there.
He has two great Pyrenees that can’t get used to the tailslides when they try running towards the door when I go over.
@KSM yes I did. I don’t like the color my son picked out but he is the one living there now so he can deal with it. It is really dark. I’ll try and take a picture of it the next time I am there.Son's got Awesome taste in DogFellas!
He has two great Pyrenees that can’t get used to the tailslides when they try running towards the door when I go over.
Son's got Awesome taste in DogFellas!
Sometimes the dark stuff can turn a nice space into an Irish pub. I always go there when I see that. Especially if the darker floor has a rustic look to it. I'd do an entire home as Pub style. But then I'd need the Guinness kegs and wife would get surly and sore at me. Thank God I can win at surly.
I like a wood look dark floor. Most o the time. Looks great with a sage green theme wall..
No worries, it will lighten up over time as they pee on it
Now that's a nice picture. That would make me want an Islay single malt as we discussed it further.
He redid the fireplace too. It was oak. Now that whole wall is a charcoal brick with a rough cedar mantle.
Grey walls and white trim.
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I wish I wouldn't wake up with my fist jammed in my eye.
Don't
LOL! I wish I could. There are many times where I wake up, laying on my belly, and I'm face down on the pillow with my fist in my eye. It takes a bit to recover from the slight pain and blurred vision. :-\Are you having fight dreams? You know, the ones where you are punching your pillow and you feel really weak in the dream. it's very frustrating. Almost like the pillow takes your best shot and then it laughs at you.
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I hated that in college. Many classes would also make you buy access codes for at least $50 that you never ended up using anyway...
A team of scientists have invented a device that can control neural circuits using a tiny brain implant controlled by a smartphone. The device could speed up efforts to uncover brain diseases such as Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, addiction, depression, and pain.
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Well here's a new one|
A few weeks I bid on a huge job, found out yesterday that I won the bid. I've been told that I can do a walkthrough/tour of the new hotel (Pomeroy) next Monday. All bids were placed based on a floor plan PDF. Many PDF files for each floor. I'm getting to the weird part.. I as well as all contractors have been told that there are to be NO cell phones/cameras on the premises, including work days. "all devices are to be left in vehicles in the lot next door" This is the first franchise contract I've ever bid on/won, I thought perhaps this was normal on such jobs for """"SECURITY PURPOSES"""" but after asking around I've found out that this is a new thing. Really, really weird. And don't get me started on the personal information required from my employees to be allowed to work on this site. :o :o ???
Guess I won't be able to post any flooring pics in the thread.
#sketchpadAll bidders were emailed the floorplan. That's how we placed our bids.. hated it because there are ALWAYS surprises with these things ::) Guess my point is that it's ridiculous. Guess it will cut down on my dudes playing candy crush on their muthafkn devices. Not that they would during work of course.
@ShayP Have you been bored lately? Pretty unique man............
Too funny. Needed this laugh and no - there is no gore.Man, that was worth the price of admission right there. That dudes gonna be eatin' ass for weeks! I assume that's his wife beating him..
https://twitter.com/awardsdarwin/status/1162131785138016258
I cannot wrap a gift to save my life. As long as I've lived I simply cannot wrap a present and make it look nice. Simply awful. My presents would look better if you just put them in a washing machine with a bunch of tissue paper, or whatever, and then just went with that when all was done. I have yet to master Scotch tape. The ability to fold into tight creases is nil. I have my faculties about me. I think I'm a pretty smart guy. However, when I wrap a present it looks like an utter failure and is quite embarrassing actually.LOLOL yep Every Christmas I have about 8-12 gifts of all sizes to wrap and it's always the same with taped patches and all kinds of fuckery. some end up a little bald on one side with not enough coverage so that's the side that faces inward at the tree. Even a tiny box of Fendi screws me.
And yes, I know about gift bags. Some things you just can't put in a gift bag.
What is my life?
I cannot wrap a gift to save my life. As long as I've lived I simply cannot wrap a present and make it look nice. Simply awful. My presents would look better if you just put them in a washing machine with a bunch of tissue paper, or whatever, and then just went with that when all was done. I have yet to master Scotch tape. The ability to fold into tight creases is nil. I have my faculties about me. I think I'm a pretty smart guy. However, when I wrap a present it looks like an utter failure and is quite embarrassing actually.
And yes, I know about gift bags. Some things you just can't put in a gift bag.
What is my life?
Man, that was worth the price of admission right there. That dudes gonna be eatin' ass for weeks! I assume that's his wife beating him..
LOLOL yep Every Christmas I have about 8-12 gifts of all sizes to wrap and it's always the same with taped patches and all kinds of fuckery. some end up a little bald on one side with not enough coverage so that's the side that faces inward at the tree. Even a tiny box of Fendi screws me.
@KSM how do you install flooring with tight tolerances if you do not have the spatial awareness and manual dexterity to use gift wrap? Don’t you own a staple gun? Geez.@GravitySucks Staple gun, for what? Wrapping gifts? :o
@GravitySucks Staple gun, for what? Wrapping gifts? :o
Other than that ridiculous query you make a somewhat valid point. I don't know why I can't wrap an aesthetically pleasing package. My WORK, work is impeccable. Perhaps I should put my work clothes and knee pads on when gift wrapping.
And I could've done without the "geez" that one really hurt, man.
@KSM You see? This is why next week’s client had the foresight to proclude possession of cell phones on the jobsite. You would be searching for what type type of staples work best for gift wrapping and would end up buying yourself a new Hilty gun - which, while it gas its uses, wreaks havoc on lingerie.Not bad, but I don't wear lingerie. Well, I might when I'm watching my Y&R stories" ;D
Today I woke up in the best mood I've been in for a very long time. Safe to say, maybe 6 months? Anyway...
#BartEffect
Stop giving gifts, problem solved
@Bart Ell That 'effect' has also required me to use more Gold Bond powder. Not sure why...
@Spookcat Do you have any cowbell?
No. Just cows.You can get them with bells, you know. Cowbells ;) Ours did.
You can get them with bells, you know. Cowbells ;) Ours did.I can't believe how much better I am than everybody else. See you next weekend, Fuckfaces! :)
Well, until we killed them all :-\
I can't believe how much better I am than everybody else. See you next weekend, Fuckfaces! :)Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.
Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.
Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.
Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
Get about a pound of good ground beef and a pound of sausage - Italian, smoked, whatever you like. If the sausage is link, slice it into thin slices. Brown the beef a bit - and the pork if it’s ground, then throw it into a crock pot. Add about a cup each of chopped onions, bell pepper, and celery. Half a teaspoon of red pepper and black pepper and 1/4 teaspoon of white pepper. Add a couple of cups of chicken broth and a couple of cups of water. Salt to taste. Maybe some oregano. Set the crock pot to low and go to work. It will be ready when you get home.
Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
I just made this up
Mrs @KSM is a rock star in Chiang Rai as wellBeen a very long day and I have to say that, that ones gone over my head. Another beautiful picture though. Wow. Is that guy in the middle curling a rolling pin?
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@KSMI would have to say you're right. I got nuttin' Eating dinner and off to bed. Cruel world.
Gotcha!
Been a very long day and I have to say that, that ones gone over my head. Another beautiful picture though. Wow. Is that guy in the middle curling a rolling pin?
A rare sculpture of the walking Buddha in a normal everyday action (not posed meditating, etc). He's carrying a furled sun umbrella, a bag, and a walking staff with the head of Naga the serpent at the top.@PB Thanks for that. I actually knew about 70 percent of it but you've filled me in nonetheless. There's a bit of an inside outside joke about my wife angry with a rolling pin or something like it going on (see breakfast thread) @GravitySucks is having a ball at my expense as he perpetuates the feminine anger and ire I seem to draw on a regular basis from the fairer sex. Not just the one I married.
Without seeing the back, he may also have an alms bowl and tea kettle slung over his shoulder - everything he'd need walking along, surrounded by devotees.
Get about a pound of good ground beef and a pound of sausage - Italian, smoked, whatever you like. If the sausage is link, slice it into thin slices. Brown the beef a bit - and the pork if it’s ground, then throw it into a crock pot. Add about a cup each of chopped onions, bell pepper, and celery. Half a teaspoon of red pepper and black pepper and 1/4 teaspoon of white pepper. Add a couple of cups of chicken broth and a couple of cups of water. Salt to taste. Maybe some oregano. Set the crock pot to low and go to work. It will be ready when you get home.Sounds perfect!
Let me know how it turns out. I just made this up, and it sounds good.
Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.Easy on the protein. You have a hormone called Sex Hormone BG and it does not like excessive protein.
Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
I cannot wrap a gift to save my life. As long as I've lived I simply cannot wrap a present and make it look nice. Simply awful. My presents would look better if you just put them in a washing machine with a bunch of tissue paper, or whatever, and then just went with that when all was done. I have yet to master Scotch tape. The ability to fold into tight creases is nil. I have my faculties about me. I think I'm a pretty smart guy. However, when I wrap a present it looks like an utter failure and is quite embarrassing actually.Not sure, but department stores used to offer gift wrapping service for a reasonable fee. I could be wrong, but I think mail stations also offer it.
And yes, I know about gift bags. Some things you just can't put in a gift bag.
What is my life?
@PB Thanks for that. I actually knew about 70 percent of it but you've filled me in nonetheless...
That's really neat.
You mean that was right?30 percent of what you stated to be true. The other 70 that I knew was complete bullshit. This means you saw 45% thru me and my false claim to know 18 percent of what you originally stated in that post you posted.
:o
30 percent of what you stated to be true. The other 70 that I knew was complete bullshit. This means you saw 45% thru me and my false claim to know 18 percent of what you originally stated in that post you posted.
"Who are thee people and where is my horse? ???" - George Carlin
It's also important to have plenty of wrapping paper. Don't be afraid to "waste" it. That's kind of what it's for.
Solid paper shows errors, but paper with an intricate design pattern will hide flaws.
Just get those first two tape-downs correct, on the center. Pull one side over and tape it to the box. Pull the other side over and tape it, too. At the center. Once you've done that, the rest is just detail work, and forgivable. If you get the first part nice and tight, it helps a lot.
You've probably already tried the following short-cut, but here goes, for those who haven't:
If you are really helpless, get pounds and pounds of nice, thick, ribbon which can be curled. Then, cut your wrap job short after the first two folds discussed above. Flip the gift over so the seam in on the table. Then, use your cool ribbon to gather and bind one end of the gift at a time, like wrapping a piece of candy. This is a compromise, but if you attach a bag of candy, well, then... it goes with the theme. Here is a drawing:
That was George Carlin? I thought it was Lady Godiva.@GravitySucks Don't mess with the George, and that was not your best and you knew it as you hit "post"
30 percent of what you stated to be true. The other 70 that I knew was complete bullshit. This means you saw 45% thru me and my false claim to know 18 percent of what you originally stated in that post you posted.You're 100 percent% spot on about that!
It's also important to have plenty of wrapping paper. Don't be afraid to "waste" it. That's kind of what it's for.
Solid paper shows errors, but paper with an intricate design pattern will hide flaws.
Just get those first two tape-downs correct, on the center. Pull one side over and tape it to the box. Pull the other side over and tape it, too. At the center. Once you've done that, the rest is just detail work, and forgivable. If you get the first part nice and tight, it helps a lot.
You've probably already tried the following short-cut, but here goes, for those who haven't:
If you are really helpless, get pounds and pounds of nice, thick, ribbon which can be curled. Then, cut your wrap job short after the first two folds discussed above. Flip the gift over so the seam in on the table. Then, use your cool ribbon to gather and bind one end of the gift at a time, like wrapping a piece of candy. This is a compromise, but if you attach a bag of candy, well, then... it goes with the theme. Here is a drawing:
I'm throwing out a few pairs of my wife's giant flip flops. They're all over the house and I'm sick of tripping over them on a daily basis! I am willing to admit that she said it was fine to throw these out because SHE BOUGHT NEW ONES!!! It never ends and this wasn't in the vows!
NOTE: I added one of her rackets for scale.
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I have not seen toe imprints like the ones on the third one from the left since the last big bigfoot fake!Those things are cheap, in every way. I think she pays 1.99 per pair online which is the only way she can get them that..
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Craft beer making my tummy sore. :'(
Craft beer making my tummy sore. :'(
@Spookcat Chocolate - Milk - Beer. Fuck you tummy, we're trying this!
Was it good before it made your tummy sore?
If I wasn't sensitive to dairy, I'd be tempted to try this:
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I saw some of this in the store the other day - Camel Spider Porter, made in Jordan.@PB Well that's something I've never heard of. How often do you read "product of Jordan" I had a Jordan working for me for awhile and I fired him.
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@Spookcat Chocolate - Milk - Beer. Fuck you tummy, we're trying this!
I'm usually good for three or four before said tummy troubles start and of course it also depends on how rich and caloric the wonderful brew is. But YES it was damn good!!! Longboat chocolate porter. This stuff served in a chilled beer mug is simply divine.
https://phillipsbeer.com/the-beers/
@PB Well that's something I've never heard of. How often do you read "product of Jordan" I had a Jordan working for me for awhile and I fired him.