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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1050 on: December 02, 2023, 02:12:29 PM »

She farts in her sleep too. So there's that as well!

Did you check for an Adam's apple?
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« Reply #1051 on: December 02, 2023, 05:00:18 PM »
... There is a saying, "never tell your friends your plans"...

New to me.  Sounds like a good idea sometimes though.

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« Reply #1052 on: December 02, 2023, 05:01:24 PM »
... No dentist tonight. I can't handle the talking. And more talking, and more talking over talking she's already talked. She doesn't stop. Either in person or on the phone. She just, doesn't, stop, talking. EVER!...

That's perfect for a dentist!  Strap them in the chair, numb them up, and chatter away.

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« Reply #1053 on: December 02, 2023, 05:09:01 PM »
That's perfect for a dentist!  Strap them in the chair, numb them up, and chatter away.

Sheeee's a full-on lefty.  They're everywhere.  All the really fit yoga pants chicks are leftards around here. I think TL was a yoga chick. Might still be, actually. I guess the downward dog has them fart their brains out.

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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1054 on: December 02, 2023, 05:56:02 PM »
AHh
There is a saying, "never tell your friends your plans"
It is my intention to have a wonderful Christmas, and all things being equal - I shall.
No dentist tonight. I can't handle the talking. And more talking, and more talking over talking she's already talked. She doesn't stop. Either in person or on the phone. She just, doesn't, stop, talking. EVER!

She farts in her sleep too. So there's that as well!
@KSM As long i don't see you on the 5pm news for something bad, that is the only thing that counts.

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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1055 on: December 02, 2023, 11:37:16 PM »
Hey @KSM...

When did including sales tax in calculating a food server tip need to be included?

It's bullshit, if ya' ask me.
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« Reply #1056 on: December 03, 2023, 12:02:09 AM »
Hey @KSM...

When did including sales tax in calculating a food server tip need to be included?

It's bullshit, if ya' ask me.

Virtue signaling.  15% on food and drink used to be the top of the baseline tip range (the anal retentive among us actually carried around calculators to ensure it was to the penny, which was ridiculous, and had their wives double check it) more if truly exceptional, less if truly undeserving. 

Then people started bragging about how they always left 20%, and it was on.  I of course keep a list of servers to include in my Will...

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« Reply #1057 on: December 03, 2023, 12:55:49 AM »
AHh
There is a saying, "never tell your friends your plans"
It is my intention to have a wonderful Christmas, and all things being equal - I shall.
No dentist tonight. I can't handle the talking. And more talking, and more talking over talking she's already talked. She doesn't stop. Either in person or on the phone. She just, doesn't, stop, talking. EVER!

She farts in her sleep too. So there's that as well!

How's this for an added soundtrack to a day in your life?


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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1058 on: December 03, 2023, 05:30:49 AM »
Virtue signaling.  15% on food and drink used to be the top of the baseline tip range (the anal retentive among us actually carried around calculators to ensure it was to the penny, which was ridiculous, and had their wives double check it) more if truly exceptional, less if truly undeserving. 

Then people started bragging about how they always left 20%, and it was on.  I of course keep a list of servers to include in my Will...

Mr. Pink doesn't tip.

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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1059 on: December 03, 2023, 07:22:42 AM »
How's this for an added soundtrack to a day in your life?



She outdoes that!

Hey @KSM...

When did including sales tax in calculating a food server tip need to be included?

It's bullshit, if ya' ask me.

Worse than bullshit. It's a fucking epidemic!! Everywhere tipping for nothing! Self checkout at King Soopers asks for a tip! FOR WHAT??

He knows what I'm talking about
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« Reply #1060 on: December 03, 2023, 08:25:30 AM »
Speaking of tipping, all the places around here already have the 20% baseline tip included in the bill so paying any less is not an option. Like fucking seriously, man. You see the mismatched motley crew of a kitchen staff in the back and you don't dare send back a steak so you eat it and tip your 20%.

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« Reply #1061 on: December 03, 2023, 09:29:44 AM »
She outdoes that!...

If she ever lets you say anything, ask her if she misses talking to her dental clients when they come in.  Might be hilariously insightful.

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« Reply #1062 on: December 03, 2023, 09:56:27 AM »
If she ever lets you say anything, ask her if she misses talking to her dental clients when they come in.  Might be hilariously insightful.
LOL. Yeah I can only imagine. Poor souls. She did all the dental work for the Oklahoma collage football team before selling her practice. I wonder if her voice stayed with them when they played....  :P

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« Reply #1063 on: December 03, 2023, 11:35:22 AM »
LOL. Yeah I can only imagine. Poor souls. She did all the dental work for the Oklahoma collage football team before selling her practice. I wonder if her voice stayed with them when they played....  :P

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Re: ASK KSM anything
« Reply #1064 on: December 03, 2023, 12:11:18 PM »