Take the Girl out of the Grunge

[HamsterMuscle]

She lost her Bluetooth speaker and can't listen to piss all unless she's gonna listen to Metallica with the robust sound of a fire tablet speaker system

Everyone knows that Metallica is best played at top volume through a pair of busted speakers. I have a 1972 Pinto up on blocks in my backyard just for this purpose.

@TigerLily

[KSM]

Everyone knows that Metallica is best played at top volume through a pair of busted speakers. I have a 1972 Pinto up on blocks in my backyard just for this purpose.

@TigerLily

Too bad you won't know what to do with her once you get her in the back seat. PFFF 

[HamsterMuscle]

Too bad you won't know what to do with her once you get her in the back seat. PFFF 

Of course I would. I would take her by the hand, and gently help her out of the car, then carry her to my estate.

What might or might not happen after that is none of your fucking business, knobcheese.

It's a shame that you don't have any of that dazzling personality that bewitches all the chicks to share with us.  I guess that you leave it all out there on the field, amirite?

[KSM]

Of course I would. I would take her by the hand, and gently help her out of the car, then carry her to my estate.

What might or might not happen after that is none of your fucking business, knobcheese.

It's a shame that you don't have any of that dazzling personality that bewitches all the chicks to share with us.  I guess that you leave it all out there on the field, amirite?

What the fuck is this, some kind of stay up the latest for the last word?

FUCK YOU GO TO BED!


LAST!
WORD!

[HamsterMuscle]

What the fuck is this, some kind of stay up the latest for the last word?

FUCK YOU GO TO BED!


LAST!
WORD!

{sigh}

Note to retard: time zones don't stop and start within the USA's borders.  There's a whole big round globe that Fox News never told you about!  Isn't it exciting?  They have their own time zones and cultures and stuff.  It's only 5pm here, pumpkin.  I have some fabulous food to eat and sex to enjoy before I hit the hay.  Sorry about you; picking up bottles around your apartment before peering into them and tossing them aside in disgust.  It's not 2am there yet, is it?  Get a wiggle on!  Big day tomorrow hugging the toilet.

Also, suck my dick.

[KSM]

{sigh}

Note to retard: time zones don't stop and start within the USA's borders.  There's a whole big round globe that Fox News never told you about!  Isn't it exciting?  They have their own time zones and cultures and stuff.  It's only 5pm here, pumpkin.  I have some fabulous food to eat and sex to enjoy before I hit the hay.  Sorry about you; picking up bottles around your apartment before peering into them and tossing them aside in disgust.  It's not 2am there yet, is it?  Get a wiggle on!  Big day tomorrow hugging the toilet.

Also, suck my dick.

Time zones in your case have nothing to do with it. It's common knowledge that you mainline cocaine to keep you awake for that never-ending 14-year-old brown boy love train you have 'bringin' up the rear'.

[TigerLily]

Everyone knows that Metallica is best played at top volume through a pair of busted speakers. I have a 1972 Pinto up on blocks in my backyard just for this purpose.

@TigerLily

I would suspect the cats. They are only happy when I play Bossa Nova. I'm about to put out a reward

[JUAN]

For your cats @TigerLily

[KSM]

For your cats @TigerLily

Vera would like that. When I go out for longer than an hour I throw on soft piano music. It makes her go into the hibernation sleep zone for many hours. I can't listen to it coz it makes me sad as I begin to swim in a sea melancholy, so I get the fuck out as soon as possible.

[JUAN]

The Brazilians have the concept of “saudade” which is much like the English melancholy.
I find Jobim’s short countermelodies in his left hand fascinating.  I wonder if his being left-handed had anything to do with them?

[Bart Ell]

For your cats @TigerLily

I briefly worked for Oscar Peterson when he was making his return after having a stroke.
I made it to Carnegie Hall thanks to Oscar.
He smoked like a chimney!

[JUAN]

Oscar and not practicing?

[TigerLily]

For your cats @TigerLily

Lovely. My cats were entranced as was I

[TigerLily]

I briefly worked for Oscar Peterson when he was making his return after having a stroke.
I made it to Carnegie Hall thanks to Oscar.
He smoked like a chimney!

Another little gem casually dropped by the Bart

[HamsterMuscle]