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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #301 on: September 21, 2018, 02:22:15 AM »
I've made myself so invaluable that I'm expected to waive a magic fucking wand to be two fucking places at the same fucking time.

Sometimes a heart attack is preferable to being there for people who take you for granted.

Can I note my DNR request here too?
Oh, no!  Just blow them both off and go get a massage!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #302 on: September 21, 2018, 10:30:48 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #303 on: September 21, 2018, 01:33:04 PM »
Filled up our lives with music.

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I think you've earned a mic drop with that one ;)

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #304 on: September 23, 2018, 01:38:31 PM »
Simple trick to add horse power to your car?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #305 on: September 23, 2018, 01:57:58 PM »
Simple trick to add horse power to your car?

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Oh sure, try that with something front wheel drive...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #306 on: September 23, 2018, 02:03:54 PM »
Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed.  This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier.  I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated.  The dirt all over me has turned to mud.

I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch.  She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am.  She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"

Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #307 on: September 23, 2018, 02:06:51 PM »
Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed.  This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier.  I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated.  The dirt all over me has turned to mud.

I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch.  She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am.  She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"

Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................

I bet you take her somewhere that does not have Rock Cornish Game Hens on the menu.

Kielbasa & Kraut?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #308 on: September 23, 2018, 02:11:17 PM »
I bet you take her somewhere that does not have Rock Cornish Game Hens on the menu.

Kielbasa & Kraut?

Disturbing developments on this front.    Stay tuned.......................

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #309 on: September 23, 2018, 02:13:11 PM »
Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed.  This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier.  I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated.  The dirt all over me has turned to mud.

I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch.  She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am.  She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"

Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................

Evolution of a marriage...

Engaged:. Helps and wants a quickie in the garage

Newly wed:. Brings drinks out, lingerie when you come in after finishing.

5 years:. Drinks and an offer to help later after the kids are down for a nap

10 years: Sends kids out with drinks and a snack, which they share with you.

15 years:. Sends unhappy kids out with drinks, a snack (that they eat so you never see it) and had been told to help you.  They act bitchy so you don't want them to help.

20 +.years: You drink from the hose and ingest all sorts of pathogens.  Any snacks would be leftovers from the center console of your car. Wife naps.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #310 on: September 23, 2018, 02:18:22 PM »
@sean92008   Well it would seem that you have been there and done that.   :)

She's called an audible.  The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her .  She feels it is time to eat it up.  Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.

For Whom the Bell Tolls?  It Tolls for WAN.     :'(


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #311 on: September 23, 2018, 02:20:19 PM »
Oh, no!  Just blow them both off and go get a massage!

I will not treat myself so well. I've got a mini bottle of Dewar's I should drink suppositorily 🙄
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #312 on: September 23, 2018, 02:24:51 PM »
@sean92008   Well it would seem that you have been there and done that.   :)

She's called an audible.  The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her .  She feels it is time to eat it up.  Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.

For Whom the Bell Tolls?  It Tolls for WAN.     :'(

Humm...  That's an interesting turn.  What is she eating? 

What about still baking it and using it for lunch and go out? Or take the meat and make a salad with it?

I have no idea about serving suggestions for CGHs.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #313 on: September 23, 2018, 02:36:42 PM »
Humm...  That's an interesting turn.  What is she eating?

What about still baking it and using it for lunch and go out? Or take the meat and make a salad with it?

I have no idea about serving suggestions for CGHs.

She'll be eating some sort of hideous concoction involving intestine's I think.   Seems like her plan is to use the air fryer.

Might be ok - all that grease should drain out.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #314 on: September 23, 2018, 02:38:56 PM »
@sean92008   Well it would seem that you have been there and done that.   :)

She's called an audible.  The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her .  She feels it is time to eat it up.  Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.

For Whom the Bell Tolls?  It Tolls for WAN.     :'(

Poor Walksie
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