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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #900 on: November 24, 2019, 02:38:29 PM »
I have it on quite good authority that she does as she pleases.
I like her all ready.
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #901 on: November 24, 2019, 03:16:44 PM »

I have a suggestion for Ms. @KSM identity when she joins: The Valkyrie
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #902 on: November 24, 2019, 04:34:40 PM »
I like her all ready.

Not a fan of foreplay?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #903 on: November 24, 2019, 06:16:50 PM »
I have it on quite good authority that she does as she pleases. 
Who's your source? @GravitySucks   8)

I like her all ready.

it would be like having another You and TL all rolled into one.    Not. Into It. @PolkaDot BTW Ronald DaFeo Jr. was the guy who killed his family in the Amityville incident. He's good people!

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Wouldn't be far from it. @TigerLily

Perhaps someone would like to.. oh.. I dunno.... TELL BART SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME ALONE???

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #904 on: November 24, 2019, 07:29:28 PM »
Not a fan of foreplay?
Not particularly.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #905 on: November 24, 2019, 07:38:59 PM »
Perhaps someone would like to.. oh.. I dunno.... TELL BART SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME ALONE???

Bart, you rule.
Also don't forget to let me know when KSM's wife arrive so I can extend a friendly greeting.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #906 on: November 24, 2019, 08:32:42 PM »
Bart, you rule.
Also don't forget to let me know when KSM's wife arrive so I can extend a friendly greeting.
IF, it happens..

I put far too much pork in the meatballs today. The sauce was divine but the ball-meat-ratio sucked. I do like to throw a few minced strawberries in the marinara.

Annie, this is what I'm telling you. Nobody else   :D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #907 on: November 24, 2019, 08:35:36 PM »
IF, it happens..

I put far too much pork in the meatballs today. The sauce was divine but the ball-meat-ratio sucked. I do like to throw a few minced strawberries in the marinara.

Annie, this is what I'm telling you. Nobody else   :D

Sounds nice anyway. Strawberries! Does that cut the acidity some?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #908 on: November 24, 2019, 08:59:37 PM »
Strawberries! Does that cut the acidity some?
To a degree, yes it does but I like the natural sugars and even.. floral notes? :o Like good Scotch. Not a lot of them but just enough..  Been doing it for years. I'll pick off a heap o' cherry tomatoes and a handful of said berries. Pulse it all in the food processor a few times and that's my canvas. Got all kinds of sweets growing around the yard/compound ;D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #909 on: November 24, 2019, 09:02:13 PM »
floral notes?

Girly boy language.


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #910 on: November 24, 2019, 09:03:45 PM »
Girly boy language.
Scotch appreciation language!!!!!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #911 on: November 24, 2019, 09:06:17 PM »
Scotch appreciation language!!!!!

Go play with your flower wagon, girly boy!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #912 on: November 24, 2019, 09:07:28 PM »
To a degree, yes it does but I like the natural sugars and even.. floral notes? :o Like good Scotch. Not a lot of them but just enough..  Been doing it for years. I'll pick off a heap o' cherry tomatoes and a handful of said berries. Pulse it all in the food processor a few times and that's my canvas. Got all kinds of sweets growing around the yard/compound ;D

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Sounds like something I shall try.  :)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #913 on: November 24, 2019, 09:18:29 PM »
Sounds like something I shall try.  :)
@anniem I hope you do! BTW The beer in the picture is to enjoyed separately.  ;D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #914 on: November 24, 2019, 09:20:06 PM »
flower wagon
Now there's the band name you're looking for ;)