Too many condiments stuffed into a morphodite baguette wannabe sandwich.
Against a Muffuletta also? Or sub, hoagie, or whatever? They are all awesome, even that one. Or are you a purest and demand only Flatbrød and/or "open-faced" sandwiches? Frankly, there is something to be said for that. Less bread and more stuff.
ps: a few people recently, at least according to the news, SURVIVED due to condiments. Stuck in blizzard conditions and, stupidly but thankfully, that was all they had.