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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5610 on: March 25, 2020, 01:54:15 PM »
Quote from: Mr Apnea on March 25, 2020, 07:16:11 AM
Run, Run away from this.  You are young enough to find something better and someone closer to your age.   Just think, when your 35 and all hot and bothered, he will be 62 and his raisins just won't be able to deliver.

Wait... what age does this happen?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5611 on: March 25, 2020, 06:46:07 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on March 25, 2020, 01:54:15 PM
Wait... what age does this happen?

About this age...

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5612 on: March 25, 2020, 07:00:01 PM »
Quote from: Rikki Gins on March 25, 2020, 01:06:04 AM
                From the Library of Congress, 1920.

            What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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Any advice for our old friend Anxious?  You can earn ten points if you echo Mrs. Thompson.
Holy Cannoli ANXIOUS!
You are not doing the right thing. You have a home even if your parents are mean. Do not plan to marry this “old’” insincere man. The age difference between you and him is too great for a successful marriage. End your relationship with this married man. Do not try to break up his family. I do not give free legal advice on divorce. If this 43 year old wants a divorce he will contact his own attorney. My advice to you is take your time. You are too young to marry. Stay in school, meet friends your own age and learn a skill. If you are too poor to stay in school go find a job

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5613 on: March 25, 2020, 07:17:00 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on March 25, 2020, 01:54:15 PM
Wait... what age does this happen?
You had to ask!

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5614 on: March 25, 2020, 07:21:18 PM »
Quote from: Mr Apnea on March 25, 2020, 07:16:11 AM
Just think, when your 35 and all hot and bothered, he will be 62 and his raisins just won't be able to deliver.

Her being 35 may be the problem.
Give him a 22 year old and his raisins would be grapes again!

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5615 on: March 25, 2020, 08:58:37 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 25, 2020, 07:21:18 PM
Her being 35 may be the problem.
Give him a 22 year old and his raisins would be grapes again!
Since when are you an optimist?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5616 on: March 25, 2020, 11:22:31 PM »
Thank you @Bart Ell, @juan, @anniem, @PolkaDot, @Mr Apnea, @PB, @ShayP and @FISH, for playing the What Will Mrs. Thompson Say? game.

I have never seen such a pissed off Mrs. Thompson.  As a matter of fact, I had to make an escape from her office to avoid being hit by a flying tape dispenser, a box of staples, a bottle of black ink and other office items of 100 years ago.  I walked into her bosses' office and he was smoking a cigar.  He held his cigar box up and I took one.  We both smoked away until things got quiet in Mrs. T's office.  "Must have got a letter from Anxious." he said with a knowing grin.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5617 on: March 26, 2020, 01:12:55 AM »
From the Library of Congress.    The Richmond Palladium and Sun-Telegram, March 26, 1920.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5618 on: March 26, 2020, 01:25:22 AM »
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Supply a good caption and win yourself 10 points.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5619 on: March 26, 2020, 02:15:41 AM »
Stop. How many of us can save her? Remember we’re under this no congregation order.
Merry Christmas

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5620 on: March 26, 2020, 02:57:35 AM »
Quote from: Rikki Gins on March 26, 2020, 01:25:22 AM
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Supply a good caption and win yourself 10 points.

HELP!  He's closer than 6 feet!  And he has bad breath!

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5621 on: March 26, 2020, 03:01:30 AM »
Quote from: Rikki Gins on March 26, 2020, 01:25:22 AM
         

+1 atcha Rikki.  Just cuz ya so ROCK! ;) :-*

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5622 on: March 26, 2020, 05:34:10 AM »
Quote from: Rikki Gins on March 26, 2020, 01:25:22 AM
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5623 on: March 26, 2020, 06:01:14 AM »
Quote from: Rikki Gins on March 25, 2020, 11:22:31 PM
Thank you @Bart Ell, @juan, @anniem, @PolkaDot, @Mr Apnea, @PB, @ShayP and @FISH, for playing the What Will Mrs. Thompson Say? game.

I have never seen such a pissed off Mrs. Thompson.  As a matter of fact, I had to make an escape from her office to avoid being hit by a flying tape dispenser, a box of staples, a bottle of black ink and other office items of 100 years ago.  I walked into her bosses' office and he was smoking a cigar.  He held his cigar box up and I took one.  We both smoked away until things got quiet in Mrs. T's office.  "Must have got a letter from Anxious." he said with a knowing grin.

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I am surprised to read Mrs. T.'s response. I never knew that she could be so blunt.
I agree with Mrs. T. response. I threw black ink across the room as well after reading ANXIOUS's letter.
I am thankful that you are OK.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5624 on: March 26, 2020, 06:03:57 AM »
Quote from: Rikki Gins on March 26, 2020, 01:12:55 AM
From the Library of Congress.    The Richmond Palladium and Sun-Telegram, March 26, 1920.

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