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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1260 on: July 15, 2019, 05:21:16 AM »
James,

Be very careful with "she returns my love".  You do not want Syphilis young man - you will be covered with sores, your head will
grow grotesque lumps and insanity will result as your mind is gnawed away.  These warnings might be just jealous gossip but they
could also be an important warning.   Look into it further and be on guard!

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JAMES is only a country boy.  James does not know the date of his birthday. He only knows that he is over the age of 19 years.  You want to tell James about Tertiary syphilis? On the bright side,  Late-stage syphilis is symptomatic but not contagious.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1261 on: July 15, 2019, 07:35:33 AM »
From the Library of Congress.  The Richmond Palladium and Sun-Telegram., July 15, 1919.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1262 on: July 15, 2019, 07:46:57 AM »
From the Library of Congress.  The Richmond Palladium and Sun-Telegram., July 15, 1919.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1263 on: July 15, 2019, 07:48:07 AM »
James,

Just because some guy put a few miles on the Ferrari first, doesn’t make it any less of a Ferrari. Test drive it and make sure the brakes aren’t worn out and the dash doesn’t rattle. If it checks out and you like it, don’t worry about it. If you feel you need to do more research on the matter, ask for the service records. Who knows, maybe she’s learned a few rodeo tricks along the way, or blown a few...

Mrs. Thompson will have "Ferrari" in her answer?

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1264 on: July 15, 2019, 09:02:24 AM »
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I am a Ross County boy man over 66 years old. I like turtle fishing. However, last week I saw a turtle dress as a deputy sheriff.  :o

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1265 on: July 15, 2019, 02:02:09 PM »
Thank you @Bart Ell, @juan, @anniem, @Walks_At_Night, @Mr Apnea, @BartEllProducer, @Starbuck Twitch@GravitySucks, and @FISH, for playing the What Will Mrs. Thompson Say? game.

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Mrs. Thompson has advised James to:
1. Believe only what he sees and knows about the girl.
2. If he sees her as being ladylike, then don't look upon her as being any different.
3. Don't believe what the other boys have said about her.
4. Keep going with her in order to find out for himself, what she is like.

If you have touched on any of these items of advice, then you have been given the appropriate amount of points.


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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1266 on: July 15, 2019, 03:14:09 PM »
@Walks_At_Night
Sweet Baby Jesus!
JAMES is only a country boy.  James does not know the date of his birthday. He only knows that he is over the age of 19 years.  You want to tell James about Tertiary syphilis? On the bright side,  Late-stage syphilis is symptomatic but not contagious.

Scared Straight is the only way to go.  Better that James learns the ways of the world from Momma T than from having his head
gnarled by disease in a world where Elderberry Tea is a mainline pharmaceutical.  The lad is doomed now.   :'(
 

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1267 on: July 15, 2019, 04:45:41 PM »
Hard to beat 3 points on my one and only try so far. Maybe I should retire while undefeated and rest on my hard won laurels.


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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1268 on: July 15, 2019, 04:57:42 PM »
Hard to beat 3 points on my one and only try so far. Maybe I should retire while undefeated and rest on my hard won laurels.


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I've done that before. Very satisfying.
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1269 on: July 16, 2019, 02:43:46 AM »
From the Library of Congress.  The Richmond Palladium and Sun-telegram., July 16, 1919.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1270 on: July 16, 2019, 07:22:28 AM »
Thank you @Bart Ell, @juan, @anniem, @Walks_At_Night, @Mr Apnea, @BartEllProducer, @Starbuck Twitch@GravitySucks, and @FISH, for playing the What Will Mrs. Thompson Say? game.

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Mrs. Thompson has advised James to:
1. Believe only what he sees and knows about the girl.
2. If he sees her as being ladylike, then don't look upon her as being any different.
3. Don't believe what the other boys have said about her.
4. Keep going with her in order to find out for himself, what she is like.

If you have touched on any of these items of advice, then you have been given the appropriate amount of points.


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Oh, my.  The fun and joy I have missed by being so restrained for so long, is unacceptable. 
My bad.   My bad indeed. :-[

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1271 on: July 16, 2019, 10:16:47 AM »
From the Library of Congress.  The Richmond Palladium and Sun Telegram., 1919.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1272 on: July 16, 2019, 10:34:05 AM »
From the Library of Congress.  The Richmond Palladium and Sun Telegram., 1919.

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Use a mixture of vegetable oil or baby oil and sugar and scrub them together well. Follow up with a mild hand soap. Ivory soap is fine.
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1273 on: July 16, 2019, 11:08:40 AM »
Dear J.M.
Have your husband work about a tablespoon of bacon grease into his hands, add a little water, then work in the same soap you use for washing dishes. Make a huge, gooey  mess. Then rinse with water. You may wish to have him do this outdoors.

Depending on the length of your relationship, you may wish to just let his girlfriend handle this.
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #1274 on: July 16, 2019, 11:36:02 AM »
Use soap to get off what you can and then use lemon juice. It helps cut the remaining grease and softens hands. You can also Utter cream for even softer hands.
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