New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread

[KSM]

Does weight even come in to play anymore. Is there something else you can think of instead of loosing weight? Not that you need to! You may loose it anyway so don't waste a resolution on it. Unless you want to and have a real plan ready to go in January

I want to be a nicer person this year and volunteer throughout 2020 rather than my usual December commitments.

You can also discuss sexual asphyxiation here. It's not my thing but I won't judge you. Fucking weirdo

[KSM]

LOSE weight!!!   LOSE  not loose!!

[Bart Ell]

LOSE weight!!!   LOSE  not loose!!

Loose weight can be an issue, too.
I saw a guy with much loose weight walk 10 feet earlier today.
So many flops in so many different directions.
Maybe he if choked himself while beating off he might get a sore throat and not eat as much.

[JayGab]

LOSE weight!!!   LOSE  not loose!!

HA!! HA!! HA!!!!  Looooooser fucked up his ow thread right from the GET! GO!!!

Obviously the result of mass oxygen deprivation while hanging in the closet doing the Carradine shuffle!!

[KSM]

Loose weight can be an issue, too.
I saw a guy with much loose weight walk 10 feet earlier today.
So many flops in so many different directions.

Yes, said chubster might want to consider losing some excess weight.

HA!! HA!! HA!!!!  Looooooser fucked up his ow thread right from the GET! GO!!!

Obviously the result of mass oxygen deprivation while hanging in the closet doing the Carradine shuffle!!

The O's and sometimes N's on my keyboard tend to stick once in a while.

[TigerLily]

Yes, said chubster might want to consider losing some excess weight.
The O's and sometimes N's on my keyboard tend to stick once in a while.

JayGab is a moooorooooonnnnnnn

[JayGab]

The O's and sometimes N's on my keyboard tend to stick once in a while.

STOP MASTURBATING AT YOUR COMPUTER! Problem solved.

[PB]

… I saw a guy with much loose weight walk 10 feet earlier today...

What were you doing at a McDonalds, that stuff is crap

[Bart Ell]

What were you doing at a McDonalds, that stuff is crap

Picking up a GMOburger.
SO TASTY!

[Bart Ell]

JayGab is a moooorooooonnnnnnn

He seems quite levelheaded to me.

[JayGab]

Ma NY's rezzie is to head up north o da border and git me some dat Moosehead I hears me so much aboot. Dooka-dooka-dook

[ShayP]

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[KSM]

So nobody other than myself has any changes to make in the new year?  I am truly blessed to be in such awe inspiring company. 

@ShayP  I need you to yell at some people for me on Christmas day, about 7PM Pacific time.   Just yell "GET THE FUCK OUTTA KSM'S HOUSE YOU FREELOADING BARNACLES!" out your front door. Thank you in advance

[ShayP]

So nobody other than myself has any changes to make in the new year?  I am truly blessed to be in such awe inspiring company. 

@ShayP  I need you to yell at some people for me on Christmas day, about 7PM Pacific time.   Just yell "GET THE FUCK OUTTA KSM'S HOUSE YOU FREELOADING BARNACLES!" out your front door. Thank you in advance

@KSM  I have plenty of changes to make in the new year.  However, I am still catching up on the changes I was to make in 2003.  The backlog is immense!

Let's see....7PM pacific time would be what, 11PM eastern standard time?  Hmmm.  I think I can do that.  By that time of night I'll be on the edge.  Possibly tipsy.  I can project my voice.  Sure.  I'll give it a shot.    I'll be happy to take a disturbing the peace charge for you man! 

[Bart Ell]

Let's see....7PM pacific time would be what, 11PM eastern standard time?

@juan @GravitySucks

I know you expect something but I am on vacation.