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Title: you know what I hate..
Post by: timebandit on June 09, 2019, 10:23:39 AM
when someone licks their fingers to open a plastic bag,
especially a check out clerk.. I wanna scream "I don't want your spit on my bag!"
but I don't.. society's indoctrination of niceness (political correctness) is the death of people.
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Post by: Azzerae on June 09, 2019, 10:40:15 AM
How about when someone hands you a writing instrument taken from behind their ear?

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gross
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Post by: anniem on June 09, 2019, 12:05:34 PM
when someone licks their fingers to open a plastic bag,
especially a check out clerk.. I wanna scream "I don't want your spit on my bag!"
but I don't.. society's indoctrination of niceness (political correctness) is the death of people.

They shouldn't do that. Unsanitary!
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Post by: Bluejay on June 09, 2019, 12:09:05 PM
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Post by: anniem on June 09, 2019, 12:10:02 PM
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GAH
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Post by: Azzerae on June 09, 2019, 01:24:33 PM
Carpet Harbour

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Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 09, 2019, 03:51:32 PM
What about when they read a book, and they lick their finger before they turn each page? That sounds like your worst (smack, smack) nightmare.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Jayzelady on June 09, 2019, 03:56:49 PM
People who try to talk through a mouth full of food with it spilling out everywhere (ala George Senda).
Gross!
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Ghost BEP on June 09, 2019, 03:58:08 PM
What about when they read a book, and they lick their finger before they turn each page? That sounds like your worst (smack, smack) nightmare.

But do the finger licking page turners lick their fingers while on the shitter?
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 09, 2019, 06:44:16 PM
But do the finger licking page turners lick their fingers while on the shitter?

I couldn't tell you. I just hope that they do it *before* they wipe!
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Sofia on June 10, 2019, 11:07:45 AM
when someone licks their fingers to open a plastic bag,
especially a check out clerk.. I wanna scream "I don't want your spit on my bag!"
but I don't.. society's indoctrination of niceness (political correctness) is the death of people.
That bothers me, too.  And who wants the time to look like a whiner to management who probably doesn't care.  There was one time that I managed to pull off that confrontation at the register just right though.  Delivery came out perfect & I got a new bag (for what little it was worth, since the same hands touched it...)  But, sometimes I just walk out.

I try to communicate in the midst of being stunned, but words don't come easily when cashiers are so blind.  I mean, where do you even start with someone so ignorant or disobedient?  One cashier told me their store wouldn't let them keep that wet sponge thing to help them.  Well, instead of using her tongue, she could use a drop from a hand sanitizer pump, even if only water were in it.  Some cashiers don't know about SortQuick fingertip moistener.

Last week, I had a rotten experience with a cashier.  I went to a different grocery store than usual.  I got a lot of stuff including raspberries, with that container that has holes in the bottom.  I noticed the conveyor belt had  dirty spilled milk on it.  Really nicely, I asked the young, male cashier if he could wipe up the spills of milk. Well, this guy was like a robot, probably worried about his stats, & he just wasn't going to deviate from his ordinary routines.  Many of my groceries were on the belt, divided around milk puddles (maybe I should have waited until the belt was clean, but lines were long).  Anyhow, instead of just toweling up the milk so I could finish putting my groceries on the belt, he left the milk where it was.  Then he got a spray bottle full of belt cleaner & sprayed other parts of the belt near my raspberries & food.  Since my huge load of groceries was mostly already on the belt, that meant he weaved him spray aim onto different areas of the belt.  Questionable judgment!  Overspray got on me & my clothes.  It smelled like ammonia. OMG.  Ammonia on my clothes, crappy old dirty milk STILL on the belt, getting nearer to my raspberries, which were now out of my reach and headed for ammonia puddles with every belt rotation, & me with arthritis not being able to finish setting my purchases on because of his huge new wet puddles.  The milk was the closet to the raspberries & getting closer as the belt moved, so I asked him for a paper towel.  I didn't expect any problem.  The towels were right next to him and I was old enough to be his mom.  But, he said, "Hang on."    "Hang on"? - Is that any way to speak to an older female customer who has waited patiently for milk to be wiped up!  In my career, I never dreamed of talking to a customer that way.  I might talk to a coworker that way, or a brother, but not a customer.  I think he was preparing to do a thorough belt clean, despite my stuff all over the belt.  He was making a production of something, but I didn't sense any spite.  Something in me just snapped and I told him not to talk to me so casually and to stop what he was doing & give me a towel.  And since I had to move up to confront him, I just kept moving up and next thing I knew I was out the door.  My groceries would have been a large purchase, over $200, and I just couldn't spend it there after being treated that way.  It's very sad, because I won't go back to that branch for a long time. 

I wonder what other people would have done, aside from refraining at the beginning & waiting for the belt to be cleaned.  But I'm not a princess & I didn't need the whole belt cleaned.  Just the milk!  Time and time again, I hear people criticize Walmart, yet time and time I again, I tell myself, "That would have never happened at Walmart.  Their people are nice."
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: timebandit on June 10, 2019, 02:36:40 PM
what a story.. Red Heat better watch out
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: PB on June 10, 2019, 06:44:53 PM
... and next thing I knew I was out the door.  My groceries would have been a large purchase, over $200, and I just couldn't spend it there after being treated that way.  It's very sad, because I won't go back to that branch for a long time...

I wonder what other people would have done, aside from refraining at the beginning & waiting for the belt to be cleaned...

If it had been me, I would have been done after the ammonia spray.

And on the way out asked the manager why my food and clothes had been sprayed with poison, told him I'd spent considerable time selecting my groceries, and  that they could now keep them. 


There have been quite a few times I've asked the manager why I've been treated a certain way, and after all the advertising they've done to get people into the store in the first place.  Never got an answer for that one.  I've walked out and left my groceries or whatever it was at the register more than a few times.  It's fun.

Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Sofia on June 10, 2019, 11:57:19 PM
If it had been me, I would have been done after the ammonia spray.

And on the way out asked the manager why my food and clothes had been sprayed with poison, told him I'd spent considerable time selecting my groceries, and  that they could now keep them. 


There have been quite a few times I've asked the manager why I've been treated a certain way, and after all the advertising they've done to get people into the store in the first place.  Never got an answer for that one.  I've walked out and left my groceries or whatever it was at the register more than a few times.  It's fun.
Yes, the ammonia definitely was the tipping point!  I knew it, too, I was like being a saint about that, because I was deeply invested...  What a relief that I'm not alone. 
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: skittles on June 11, 2019, 02:22:30 AM
when someone licks their fingers to open a plastic bag,
especially a check out clerk.. I wanna scream "I don't want your spit on my bag!"
but I don't.. society's indoctrination of niceness (political correctness) is the death of people.

Sneezing on a check so it's nice and moist and then handing it to you for payment.

Rooting around in their underwear and pulling out damp currency and handing it to you for payment.

I worked with a very juicy clientele.  :o
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: PB on June 11, 2019, 06:00:04 AM
Yes, the ammonia definitely was the tipping point!  I knew it, too, I was like being a saint about that, because I was deeply invested...  What a relief that I'm not alone.

Every time I buy apples I feel like I need to ask the check out clerk to please handle them gently, that they bruise easily.  Otherwise they roll then down the counter to the bagger and I get home with a bunch of bruised apples. 

It takes me awhile to choose produce, only to have it ruined at checkout.  If that happens, if I don't get the sale price or the marked price, or some other bullshit, at some point during the conversation I'm just done.

PS, wash the baskets once in awhile.  God only knows what filth lurks there

Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: PB on June 11, 2019, 06:04:05 AM
One thing I've been seeing lately is wait in line, put all my things on the counter, and finally get to the register - only to see a handwritten note on the card terminal saying ''no cash back''. 

WTF, the main reason I'm in the store is to get cash back.  What, now I'm supposed to drive to an ATM, find parking, etc?  Isn't the place to put the sign is somewhere it can be easily seen by the customer before getting into that line in the first place?
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Sofia on June 11, 2019, 11:01:44 AM
Sneezing on a check so it's nice and moist and then handing it to you for payment.

Rooting around in their underwear and pulling out damp currency and handing it to you for payment.

I worked with a very juicy clientele.  :o
Lol.  By underwear, do you mean brassiers?  I know one woman who wears an apron everywhere because women's clothing has so few meaningful pockets.  I finally figured out to put a wristlet on my keychain - it detaches when I drive.  That way, I have a pocket for the phone, the grocery list, etc...  Right now, it's clear colored, which is even better.
Every time I buy apples I feel like I need to ask the check out clerk to please handle them gently, that they bruise easily.  Otherwise they roll then down the counter to the bagger and I get home with a bunch of bruised apples. 

It takes me awhile to choose produce, only to have it ruined at checkout.  If that happens, if I don't get the sale price or the marked price, or some other bullshit, at some point during the conversation I'm just done.

PS, wash the baskets once in awhile.  God only knows what filth lurks there

I guess there really is no more old fashioned bagger training.  I don't like rough cashiers, either.  Cold foods mixed in with hot, bananas mixed in with cold foods, etc...  Dirty baskets, and even in the displays underneath the produce, things look very grungy - appalling.  I'm surprised more people don't get sick from that.  Sometimes I wipe my basket with the free wipe, but not sure it helps much.

One thing I've been seeing lately is wait in line, put all my things on the counter, and finally get to the register - only to see a handwritten note on the card terminal saying ''no cash back''. 

WTF, the main reason I'm in the store is to get cash back.  What, now I'm supposed to drive to an ATM, find parking, etc?  Isn't the place to put the sign is somewhere it can be easily seen by the customer before getting into that line in the first place?
I hadn't realized that was happening.  Can you imagine being disabled & dealing with that.  It's bad enough I have to get out of the car just to see the tiny little hours posted on the front door, usually posted in white on a clear background.  That's as bad as getting all the way back, to the restroom, only to find out you have to back up and ask for access.  Or, detour signs when you could have turned off and taken an alternate route just one block back.  Communications were the first thing to go when the economy hit bottom around 2008, & they are only now starting to come back.  Workers who were 20 in 2008 worked 11 years at an impressionable age, with poor workplace communications.  They accept misinformation as a matter of course. 
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: paladin1991 on June 11, 2019, 11:23:44 AM
when someone licks their fingers to open a plastic bag,
especially a check out clerk.. I wanna scream "I don't want your spit on my bag!"
but I don't.. society's indoctrination of niceness (political correctness) is the death of people.
  Then open the bag yourself.  You don't bag your own groceries, do you?  Cuck.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: paladin1991 on June 11, 2019, 11:25:19 AM
How about when someone hands you a writing instrument taken from behind their ear?

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gross
Be prepared and bring your own.  WTF?  You write a check, why would I or anyone else be expected to provide you with anything? You take a shit, does Mom still wipe your ass?
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: paladin1991 on June 11, 2019, 11:25:43 AM
They shouldn't do that. Unsanitary!
Then bag your own.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: paladin1991 on June 11, 2019, 11:26:16 AM
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Then there's this fuck.  Exactly why I don't like to shake hands.
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Post by: Bluejay on June 11, 2019, 12:13:19 PM
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Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: anniem on June 11, 2019, 02:28:27 PM
Then bag your own.

In protest of the new "charge you for a bag" we got canvas bags. No spit on them! Always self pack.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on June 12, 2019, 09:22:21 PM
I HATE nuts of any kind in brownies and chocolate chip cookies. Leave these wonderfully divine creations ALONE!! There's a reason we don't try to improve on the shape of the wheel.

And while we're at it leave cinnamon buns alone too!!!  You got a problem with that? Let's go..
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: paladin1991 on June 16, 2019, 12:51:17 AM
I HATE nuts of any kind in brownies and chocolate chip cookies. Leave these wonderfully divine creations ALONE!! There's a reason we don't try to improve on the shape of the wheel.

And while we're at it leave cinnamon buns alone too!!!  You got a problem with that? Let's go..
Don't start talking about Cinnabons though. You will have Flakie Falkie in here grifting for 5 buxx for a bun and a coffee. 
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Sofia on June 16, 2019, 12:59:04 AM
In protest of the new "charge you for a bag" we got canvas bags. No spit on them! Always self pack.
Canvas is so durable and washable.

I suspect that w/o complimentary bags, a lot of people are going to actually pay for trash liners...

  Then open the bag yourself.  You don't bag your own groceries, do you?  Cuck.
And if a grimy person puts their hands into the chips, just shut the bag, cut the bottom open, and go from there where it's clean!
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2019, 01:20:56 AM
Don't start talking about Cinnabons though. You will have Flakie Falkie in here grifting for 5 buxx for a bun and a coffee.
@paladin1991 You know I'm right about nuts in brownies and chocolate chip cookies. It's a real crime.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Bluejay on June 16, 2019, 01:29:05 AM
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Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Sofia on June 16, 2019, 08:35:36 AM
@paladin1991 You know I'm right about nuts in brownies and chocolate chip cookies. It's a real crime.
Even Macadamia nuts in chocolate chip cookies?

Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: anniem on June 16, 2019, 08:57:03 AM
Even Macadamia nuts in chocolate chip cookies?

Noooo
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: PB on June 16, 2019, 10:26:25 AM
Even Macadamia nuts in chocolate chip cookies?

I personally don't want any nuts in any of my cookies, cakes, pies, candy, ice cream, donuts, etc.  Of course some nuts are better than others when embedded in food, walnuts being at the bottom of the list, peanuts and a few others such as macadamia being on the other end of the scale and somewhat tolerable.

That said, there are a few items that wouldn't be the same without nuts, so those can stay - including rocky road ice cream, pee-can pie, a few of the classic candy bars such as Snickers and peanut M&Ms, but it's a real short list
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: paladin1991 on June 16, 2019, 11:01:35 AM
I personally don't want any nuts in any of my cookies, cakes, pies, candy, ice cream, donuts, etc.  Of course some nuts are better than others when embedded in food, walnuts being at the bottom of the list, peanuts and a few others such as macadamia being on the other end of the scale and somewhat tolerable.

That said, there are a few items that wouldn't be the same without nuts, so those can stay - including rocky road ice cream, pee-can pie, a few of the classic candy bars such as Snickers and peanut M&Ms, but it's a real short list
The Soi Boi Miller would like himself some Mannutz.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2019, 12:14:32 PM
Even Macadamia nuts in chocolate chip cookies?
Well why don't we just add toenail clippings while we're at it! No NUTS!!! In brownies or chocolate chip cookies!  I know you're nuts, but that's another story. ;D
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Post by: anniem on June 16, 2019, 03:11:22 PM
Well why don't we just add toenail clippings while we're at it! No NUTS!!! In brownies or chocolate chip cookies!  I know you're nuts, but that's another story. ;D

Ha ha ha toenail clippings!!!
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Robert on June 16, 2019, 06:14:37 PM
People who try to talk through a mouth full of food with it spilling out everywhere (ala George Senda).
Gross!
My friend Marek gets on me for that one.

Some of us like eating a lot and talking a lot.  Too much, I guess.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Sofia on June 17, 2019, 12:42:13 AM
Disgusting.
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Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 23, 2019, 05:34:34 PM
Even Macadamia nuts in chocolate chip cookies?

I once bit one, and the chocolate chips turned out to be dates. They're worse than nuts in cookies.  :P
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: anniem on June 23, 2019, 05:41:12 PM
I once bit one, and the chocolate chips turned out to be dates. They're worse than nuts in cookies.  :P

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Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Bart Ell on June 23, 2019, 06:34:13 PM
I wanna scream "I don't want your spit on my bag!"

I like when the ladies get sloppy with my bag.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 30, 2019, 03:08:32 PM
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I tried to avoid that face. The baker sat across from me at the table.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: anniem on June 30, 2019, 03:47:04 PM
I tried to avoid that face. The baker sat across from me at the table.

You are kind.
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Post by: Nucky Nolan on July 01, 2019, 03:56:07 PM
You are kind.

I was kind. The cookies weren't.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Bluejay on July 01, 2019, 07:50:45 PM
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WHY do people do this? 
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Post by: JUAN on July 02, 2019, 04:07:57 AM
WHY do people do this?
Sunlight kills toenail fungus.

OMG, this is what I chose for my 1000th post. Something both snarky and profound.
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 02, 2019, 07:41:11 AM
Sunlight kills toenail fungus.

OMG, this is what I chose for my 1000th post. Something both snarky and profound.

So does lysol spray. 
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: JUAN on July 02, 2019, 12:25:34 PM
But it’s not as tacky.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Aquarius on July 02, 2019, 10:59:49 PM
People who talk loudly on a cell phone in a restaurant and/or play videos with the volume way up. Especially if they are having a fight with someone and they are angry and cursing a blue streak.

Doesn't go well with me enjoying my peaceful meal.

Feh!  ;)
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: paladin1991 on July 02, 2019, 11:49:44 PM
People who talk loudly on a cell phone in a restaurant and/or play videos with the volume way up. Especially if they are having a fight with someone and they are angry and cursing a blue streak.

Doesn't go well with me enjoying my peaceful meal.

Feh!  ;)
  That's the worst.  I like to lean over and shout my encouragement, "That's right, bro!  Tell that bitch to shut her cockholster before we both go over there and holster up!"
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Post by: Whistler on July 03, 2019, 12:50:39 AM
But it’s not as tacky.
Actually, it's really tacky - disrespectful too.    ;)
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Post by: Sofia on July 03, 2019, 01:35:10 AM
  That's the worst.  I like to lean over and shout my encouragement, "That's right, bro!  Tell that bitch to shut her cockholster before we both go over there and holster up!"
After living in dense urban areas, I'd be super glad they weren't fighting in person there.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: JUAN on July 03, 2019, 03:23:35 AM
Actually, it's really tacky - disrespectful too.    ;)
Lysol spray is tacky?
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Whistler on July 10, 2019, 05:49:43 AM
Lysol spray is tacky?
No, no, no...   .
Someone flopping their fat little piglets up on the dash of your car.
I had someone do this in one of my classics.
I stopped the car and kiccked their ass out.
(If you have that much disrespect for my wheels that I put time, money, and work into, you can hoof your ass to where you're going.)     ;)
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on July 10, 2019, 10:59:58 PM
No, no, no...   .
Someone flopping their fat little piglets up on the dash of your car.
I had someone do this in one of my classics.
I stopped the car and kiccked their ass out.
(If you have that much disrespect for my wheels that I put time, money, and work into, you can hoof your ass to where you're going.)     ;)
I think I metaphorically love you for that.  +1 !!!
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Post by: Whistler on July 11, 2019, 04:21:40 AM
I think I metaphorically love you for that.  +1 !!!
;)
(Back at 'cha - which bumps you to 396 (https://musclecars.howstuffworks.com/classic-muscle-cars/1969-chevrolet-chevelle-ss-396.htm)
More engine details in this Camaro SS article. (https://www.hemmings.com/blog/article/1969-chevrolet-camaro-ss-396/)
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Post by: Bluejay on July 11, 2019, 10:24:38 AM
Even worse!
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Post by: Ghost BEP on July 11, 2019, 10:54:42 AM
Even worse!
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That’s nothing a spilled cup of hot coffee can’t cure.
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Post by: anniem on July 11, 2019, 11:22:11 AM
Even worse!
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I have never seen such a thing!
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Post by: Bluejay on July 11, 2019, 09:07:36 PM
Disgusting.
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Post by: Sofia on July 13, 2019, 01:14:08 AM
No, no, no...   .
Someone flopping their fat little piglets up on the dash of your car.
I had someone do this in one of my classics.
I stopped the car and kiccked their ass out.
(If you have that much disrespect for my wheels that I put time, money, and work into, you can hoof your ass to where you're going.)     ;)
Yes, gross...
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on July 13, 2019, 06:42:37 PM
That’s nothing a spilled cup of hot coffee can’t cure.
Or an axe.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on July 13, 2019, 06:54:00 PM
Brought a big ol cgar to NJ now that the embargo is history but hotels no longer have those little books of matches and I can't  find a light anywhere. Wtf 

And the fucking humidity, good God.
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Post by: anniem on July 13, 2019, 07:26:37 PM
Brought a big ol cgar to NJ now that the embargo is history but hotels no longer have those little books of matches and I can't  find a light anywhere. Wtf 

And the fucking humidity, good God.

Ah, I have such hideous memories of that humidity.
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Post by: PB on July 15, 2019, 09:43:49 PM
I hate leaving the men's room and the door handle is wet
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Post by: KSM on July 16, 2019, 02:06:41 AM
I hate leaving the men's room and the door handle is wet
I grab some toilet paper for such operations. when you grab that handle without any sort of buffer you're pretty much handling every Tom, Dick and Hairy, in the place.
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Post by: StarrMountain on July 16, 2019, 02:35:37 AM
I don't like being drunk and going into the men's room, finding out too late, it's not the Lady's room.  The smell should have tipped me off. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: StarrMountain on July 16, 2019, 02:37:02 AM

Cool avatar.  That's you on the far right.  Right?
Bumped ya +1. ;) ;D
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 16, 2019, 06:17:13 AM
I don't like being drunk and going into the men's room, finding out too late, it's not the Lady's room.  The smell should have tipped me off. ;D ;D ;D

Sorry Starr. I feel the need to remind you that you live alone and only have one bathroom. Better check your closet.
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Post by: StarrMountain on July 16, 2019, 06:25:13 AM
Sorry Starr. I feel the need to remind you that you live alone and only have one bathroom. Better check your closet.
Sorry.  I should have phrased that in the past tense.  The, WAY-past tense. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: StarrMountain on July 16, 2019, 06:26:39 AM
Sorry Starr. I feel the need to remind you that you live alone and only have one bathroom. Better check your closet.
By the way.  What are ya doin' up at this hour??? ??? ??? ???   ;)  ;D
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Post by: paladin1991 on July 16, 2019, 01:01:02 PM
I grab some toilet paper for such operations. when you grab that handle without any sort of buffer you're pretty much handling every Tom's,Hairy, Dick, in the place.
fixed
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Post by: StarrMountain on July 16, 2019, 03:46:09 PM
I grab some toilet paper for such operations. when you grab that handle without any sort of buffer you're pretty much handling every Tom, Dick and Hairy, in the place.
Bump +1.  BTW  is that you, at the far right in your avatar?
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Post by: StarrMountain on July 16, 2019, 03:47:01 PM
fixed
You're always good for a "Bump" from me, Paladin. ;) ;D
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on July 16, 2019, 11:29:14 PM
BTW  is that you, at the far right in your avatar?
No, that's just a booze stained band I used to like and still do.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Bluejay on July 17, 2019, 08:45:52 PM
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Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: timebandit on July 17, 2019, 09:05:44 PM
new twitter.. I Hate it
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Post by: skittles on July 21, 2019, 06:31:41 PM
Lol.  By underwear, do you mean brassiers?  I know one woman who wears an apron everywhere because women's clothing has so few meaningful pockets.  I finally figured out to put a wristlet on my keychain - it detaches when I drive.  That way, I have a pocket for the phone, the grocery list, etc...  Right now, it's clear colored, which is even better.

Underpants.

Sorry for delayed reply.  Catching up now.   ;D
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Post by: KSM on July 21, 2019, 11:28:28 PM
I hate wearing underwear. When will it be socially acceptable to go commando? Let's get fucking real, folks ::) All the restraint is not healthy. Man, I gotta flop around n stuff.
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Post by: BrightEyes on July 22, 2019, 07:46:08 AM
I hate wearing underwear. When will it be socially acceptable to go commando? Let's get fucking real, folks ::) All the restraint is not healthy. Man, I gotta flop around n stuff.
@KSM


LMAO
So boxers won't do for you?
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Post by: BrightEyes on July 22, 2019, 07:52:49 AM
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1-ply toilet paper sucks too.
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Post by: KSM on July 22, 2019, 01:03:44 PM
@KSM


LMAO
So boxers won't do for you?
Boxers are the same as not wearing any at all. You still dangle and flop. In fact boxers only make the pantleg tighter thus making things more visible to the curious sluts who can't seem to avert their eyes to such things.
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Post by: Ghost BEP on July 22, 2019, 01:47:24 PM
Boxers are the same as not wearing any at all. You still dangle and flop. In fact boxers only make the pantleg tighter thus making things more visible to the curious sluts who can't seem to avert their eyes to such things.

What you’re really saying is, you prefer to keep your little Falkie and the punching bag free for all the “busty adolescent” girls to gawk at when it twitches.
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Post by: BrightEyes on July 22, 2019, 01:49:36 PM
What you’re really saying is, you prefer to keep your little Falkie and the punching bag free for all the “busty adolescent” girls to gawk at when it twitches.


He'd rather be freeballin'!


and don't forget how falkie loves lactating women.
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Post by: Jayzelady on July 22, 2019, 02:33:20 PM
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This!!!
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Post by: BrightEyes on July 22, 2019, 02:37:08 PM
 

This!!!


oh, yes, especially if you live with someone who constantly does this to you! >:(
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Post by: Jayzelady on July 22, 2019, 02:43:17 PM

oh, yes, especially if you live with someone who constantly does this to you! >:(

Exactly! And shoving the last tissue back in box so they don’t have to change it and leaving only a piece of paper towel on the roll. Oh, yeah, after 52 years of marriage, you’d think my hubby would have learned by now. HA.
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Post by: Bart Ell on July 22, 2019, 02:47:13 PM
Exactly! And shoving the last tissue back in box so they don’t have to change it and leaving only a piece of paper towel on the roll. Oh, yeah, after 52 years of marriage, you’d think my hubby would have learned by now. HA.

He could say you are the one who has not learned that he would be doing that.
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Post by: Jayzelady on July 22, 2019, 02:48:09 PM
He could say you are the one who has not learned that he would be doing that.

He’s a lawyer .... so, yes, he would.
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Post by: BrightEyes on July 22, 2019, 02:51:26 PM
Exactly! And shoving the last tissue back in box so they don’t have to change it and leaving only a piece of paper towel on the roll. Oh, yeah, after 52 years of marriage, you’d think my hubby would have learned by now. HA.


I've tried to combat that some many times but it always fails for me too.
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Post by: Nucky Nolan on July 22, 2019, 04:05:16 PM



1-ply toilet paper sucks too.

An environmentalist actress claims that she uses just one square per trip in order to help the environment. They can smell her from a mile away.
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Post by: Jayzelady on July 22, 2019, 04:59:24 PM
An environmentalist actress claims that she uses just one square per trip in order to help the environment. They can smell her from a mile away.

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Post by: KSM on July 22, 2019, 05:03:00 PM
An environmentalist actress claims that she uses just one square per trip in order to help the environment. They can smell her from a mile away.
She has her servants take care of the rest.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: PB on July 22, 2019, 05:39:49 PM
An environmentalist actress claims that she uses just one square per trip in order to help the environment...

Why not just have a pile of leaves on the floor and use one of those instead
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: PB on July 22, 2019, 05:42:05 PM
A bear and rabbit are pooping in the woods.  After the bear is done he turns to the rabbit and says "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks confused and says "no, I've never had a problem with that"

The bear smiles and says "good", grabs the rabbit, and wipes his ass with him.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Jayzelady on July 22, 2019, 06:08:24 PM
A bear and rabbit are pooping in the woods.  After the bear is done he turns to the rabbit and says "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks confused and says "no, I've never had a problem with that"

The bear smiles and says "good", grabs the rabbit, and wipes his ass with him.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on July 22, 2019, 09:28:24 PM
A bear and rabbit are pooping in the woods.  After the bear is done he turns to the rabbit and says "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks confused and says "no, I've never had a problem with that"

The bear smiles and says "good", grabs the rabbit, and wipes his ass with him.

"Truuue story" - Jesse Ventura
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Nucky Nolan on July 23, 2019, 03:36:47 PM
She has her servants take care of the rest.

It wouldn't surprise me. They do the jobs that Americans won't do.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Nucky Nolan on July 23, 2019, 03:40:18 PM
Why not just have a pile of leaves on the floor and use one of those instead

She has them, and she smokes them. You have to be high to use just one square.
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Post by: KSM on July 23, 2019, 03:55:53 PM
It wouldn't surprise me. They do the jobs that Americans won't do.
Don't remember where I saw it but IT was part of a documentary. Long story short; English royalty had servants that held the bucket and did all the cleaning afterwards as they had pre dampened rags at the ready.  "there you are my queen, all good"  :o

Now that's Living! ;D
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Sofia on July 24, 2019, 11:47:08 AM
An environmentalist actress claims that she uses just one square per trip in order to help the environment. They can smell her from a mile away.
You know they lie.  It's probably fabric, quilted with lot of cotton batting inbetween, and then stitched all around and washable.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Nucky Nolan on July 24, 2019, 04:29:30 PM
Don't remember where I saw it but IT was part of a documentary. Long story short; English royalty had servants that held the bucket and did all the cleaning afterwards as they had pre dampened rags at the ready.  "there you are my queen, all good"  :o

Now that's Living! ;D

I don't know about that. Living my best life doesn't include someone wiping my butt for me.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Nucky Nolan on July 24, 2019, 04:34:39 PM
You know they lie.  It's probably fabric, quilted with lot of cotton batting inbetween, and then stitched all around and washable.

I don't know if she's lying. I just know that I wouldn't shake hands with her.
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Post by: Sofia on July 24, 2019, 08:06:13 PM
I don't know about that. Living my best life doesn't include someone wiping my butt for me.
For a really elderly person it's not bad.  My company says "use as much tp and gloves as you need".  It's nonthing I wouldn't do for myself or a child.  And Poo Poo Pourri really works, but the discount brands did not work.
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Post by: Sofia on July 24, 2019, 08:06:31 PM
I don't know if she's lying. I just know that I wouldn't shake hands with her.
Good point!
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on July 24, 2019, 10:07:46 PM
I don't know about that. Living my best life doesn't include someone wiping my butt for me.
Hahaha  I believe they pronounced it "Bum" not butt. And hey, work was work back then. I mean, ya gotta eat!
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on July 28, 2019, 08:35:34 PM
Every fucking time I sign in I've got like eight profile mentions to address. Leave me alone. Shitfucks
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Post by: BrightEyes on July 29, 2019, 07:21:29 AM
Every fucking time I sign in I've got like eight profile mentions to address. Leave me alone. Shitfucks


I suppose I aint the only fan.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: GravitySucks on July 29, 2019, 08:04:11 AM

I suppose I aint the only fan.

Have you seen his wife’s feet?
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: timebandit on July 29, 2019, 08:04:31 AM
You know they lie.  It's probably fabric, quilted with lot of cotton batting inbetween, and then stitched all around and washable.
and big as a hand towel
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: BrightEyes on July 29, 2019, 08:32:55 AM
Have you seen his wife’s feet?
LOL no, why?
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on July 29, 2019, 01:13:54 PM

I suppose I aint the only fan.
Yeah, it's not easy being forum me.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: Ghost BEP on July 29, 2019, 01:22:15 PM
Every fucking time I sign in I've got like eight profile mentions to address. Leave me alone. Shitfucks

Hi @KSM
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 29, 2019, 03:52:10 PM
Hi @KSM

So @KSM   

Any chance of changing your handle from @KSM to @KMG365?    That way Captain Stanley could say your name, whenever the boys at Station 51 roll.


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Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 29, 2019, 04:08:35 PM
So @KSM   

Any chance of changing your handle from @KSM to @KMG365?    That way Captain Stanley could say your name, whenever the boys at Station 51 roll.



@KSM or maybe @KMBLS would be more dignified as a handle for you?

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Post by: KSM on July 29, 2019, 06:56:42 PM
Every fucking time I sign in I've got like eight profile mentions to address. Leave me alone. Shitfucks
So today alone (so far)


Two from Walks..


SEVEN!!!!!!! from BEProducer


Hehehehe  8)

@Walks_At_Night  In that old show was there a young rookie type who use to get on the radio and say something like "Rampart, we got a H14 in critical condition" ETC..?  I saw reruns of it in the 80's I believe but I thought he was saying "Grampa" instead of Rampart or whatever the hell he was saying.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: anniem on July 29, 2019, 06:57:34 PM
So today alone (so far)
Two from Walks..
SEVEN!!!!!!! from BEProducer
Hehehehe  8)

Do you answer them all?
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on July 29, 2019, 07:01:33 PM
Do you answer them all?
going to look at them now.. :-\
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: anniem on July 29, 2019, 07:05:53 PM
going to look at them now.. :-\

I look at mine, don't answer them all until I am reading through a thread. Are we supposed to answer them???
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: KSM on July 30, 2019, 06:19:58 PM
Are we supposed to answer them???
No, you don't have to do anything. Just know that more often than not it's just another member wanting to have sexual relationships with you. After awhile you're just tired of helping everybody and you wanna get some sleep.
Title: Re: you know what I hate..
Post by: anniem on July 30, 2019, 07:08:16 PM
No, you don't have to do anything. Just know that more often than not it's just another member wanting to have sexual relationships with you. After awhile you're just tired of helping everybody and you wanna get some sleep.

Oh no of course not. But I would like to get more sleep in general.
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Post by: Bluejay on July 31, 2019, 12:11:26 AM
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Post by: paladin1991 on July 31, 2019, 01:03:39 AM
Hahaha  I believe they pronounced it "Bum" not butt. And hey, work was work back then. I mean, ya gotta eat!
Yeah, think of all the free corn they could 'harvest.'
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Post by: paladin1991 on July 31, 2019, 01:05:36 AM
I'm talking to you fucko.  @KSM
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Post by: KSM on July 31, 2019, 05:42:56 PM
I'm talking to you fucko.  @KSM
Fucko just placed a 118.5K bid. Fucko is optimistic. Fucko's a great gig if you can get it! :D