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Title: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 09, 2018, 04:57:08 PM
You took the first step to sign up and now it is time to join the fun.
Don't make me have to delete all accounts without a post.
I will do it.
I am crazy like that.
Oh yeah, once again, welcome.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: El Kabong on July 09, 2018, 05:07:55 PM
Yes, I'm new to this board.  Hello everyone!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: The legend of the Phoenix on July 09, 2018, 05:10:33 PM
Sup everyone?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 09, 2018, 05:13:22 PM
Welcome to Ellgab. Post often!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Slo-Moe on July 09, 2018, 05:20:48 PM
Saying Hi because Bart says I have to .... I'm still trying to figure out how to do this right.
Praise BE and Hi Paul.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Occum on July 09, 2018, 05:24:52 PM
One Fence Post. There. ;)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Jayzelady on July 09, 2018, 05:28:33 PM
Hi y’all! Long time BG lurker, now first time poster. Thought it was time to come support the Family.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Metron on July 09, 2018, 05:34:21 PM
Welcome all!

visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Rikki Gins on July 09, 2018, 05:34:44 PM
Hi y’all! Long time BG lurker, now first time poster. Thought it was time to come support the Family.

Hi Jayzelady.  Welcome and please post often.  I like your avatar.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Norm on July 09, 2018, 05:35:49 PM
Beep Beep I'm a Jeep!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 09, 2018, 05:35:53 PM
Isn't this nice?
Everyone made new friends today.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 09, 2018, 05:37:25 PM
Welcome!

Who smites a new member right after they post? Honestly!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: LawnBoy on July 09, 2018, 05:39:01 PM
Top O the Evening to everyone. Should be some good talk radio tonight in the Midlands and with Good Dave. Get out the popcorn!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Jayzelady on July 09, 2018, 05:41:55 PM
Hi Jayzelady.  Welcome and please post often.  I like your avatar.

Thank you, Rikki!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: spacegirl on July 09, 2018, 05:46:47 PM
Hello from space!

Also, Metron, DAAAAAAAAMN --
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 09, 2018, 05:47:30 PM
Welcome!

Who smites a new member right after they post? Honestly!

Passive aggressive smite bandits are out of control.


Welcome new people!   :D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 09, 2018, 05:48:25 PM
I am not a bot!
Question all others.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 09, 2018, 05:50:09 PM
Welcome!

Who smites a new member right after they post? Honestly!

that's just not right  :( :o :-\
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 09, 2018, 05:51:27 PM
Welcome!

Who smites a new member right after they post? Honestly!

I saw that too. Kinda shitty.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 09, 2018, 05:52:29 PM
I saw that too. Kinda shitty.

Hi, Weiner.. I just upped your karma  ;) :) :-* 8)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 09, 2018, 05:54:44 PM
Hi, Weiner.. I just upped your karma  ;) :) :-* 8)

And a +1 for you!
(I gave all the new ones a +1 for posting. Pavlovian)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 09, 2018, 05:57:00 PM
 
And a +1 for you!
(I gave all the new ones a +1 for posting. Pavlovian)

me too .. :) and thanks   ;) :-* I'm not as mean as I look  ::) :o
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Ringing In The Midnight on July 09, 2018, 06:02:46 PM
Thank you for being my favorite place to relax.  The privilege of lurking must be repaid. 

I have been a regular lurker since June 2015 and sporatically before then.  I've respected the BellGab/Ellgab forum writings even when disagreeing with some of it.

Don't ever end!   :D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 09, 2018, 06:14:05 PM

me too .. :) and thanks   ;) :-* I'm not as mean as I look  ::) :o

😃
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: thumptheshoes on July 09, 2018, 06:18:41 PM
Hardly posted on the old board, but came back anyway. So, once again, I'm new. Rhymes with "2" if you say it like Art.

Tew, tew, tew.

Learning the voice in hopes of glomming on to The Legacy. Next up is clearing phlegm like a pro.

Reading the boards really makes the work day fly by. Thanks to Bart and all!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Metron on July 09, 2018, 06:31:23 PM
Isn't this nice?
Everyone made new friends today.

You brought us a common enemy Bart, on a platter!

visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Very appealing dish to carve up..tee hee...
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Darth Maul on July 09, 2018, 06:39:33 PM
But which one is the Master
            and
 which one is the student

 Greetings
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: twistedlogic on July 09, 2018, 06:41:32 PM
I've been meaning to introduce myself, but I keep getting sidetracked reading posts. I listened to Art during the last century. I lost track of him after he left Coast to Coast. His death brought back the memories of all those nights listening  I found the old BG site and got really lost in all the posts there. It was a maze! So glad to find this place.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 09, 2018, 06:45:57 PM
I've been meaning to introduce myself, but I keep getting sidetracked reading posts. I listened to Art during the last century. I lost track of him after he left Coast to Coast. His death brought back the memories of all those nights listening  I found the old BG site and got really lost in all the posts there. It was a maze! So glad to find this place.

Hello   :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 09, 2018, 06:47:45 PM
Someone is smiting every new member. :-\... don't take it personal   :o
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GrumpyOldMan on July 09, 2018, 07:16:20 PM
Do we get any Fallout perks based on karma?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 09, 2018, 07:18:37 PM
Do we get any Fallout perks based on karma?

Yes. When we die.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: AnnOther on July 09, 2018, 07:32:33 PM
Long time Art Bell fan.  Helped me survive boring night shift for decades.  So sorry about his death, because now he could never return to the air.  I'm not technologically inclined,  yet I learned how to use XM Sirius radio.  I even attached a long antennae across the ceiling of my entire condo,  just to hear him. But now? I was desperate to get a GOOD replacement,  because I love the topics Art talked about.  I needed my podcast fix!
So,  I started actually reading Bell Gab..... to follow this damned drama. Only to see that disappear.  Luckily,  I learned you, Bart, took over the forum.  I followed you recently on Twitter,  so I knew it'd be a free speech forum.... unlike The Fringe! Thanks for being there..... & thanks to Dave S for being the professional & interesting host we desperately need!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 09, 2018, 07:39:10 PM
Hit the modify button to edit a post.
The quote button is for responding to others comments. Make sure to scroll completely past the post and then go down a line or two before commenting or it will appear as if you corrected their post.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Darth Maul on July 09, 2018, 07:41:21 PM
Long time Art Bell fan.  Helped me survive boring night shift for decades.  So sorry about his death, because now he could never return to the air.  I'm not technologically inclined,  yet I learned how to use XM Sirius radio.  I even attached a long antennae across the ceiling of my entire condo,  just to hear him. But now? I was desperate to get a GOOD replacement,  because I love the topics Art talked about.  I needed my podcast fix!
So,  I started actually reading Bell Gab..... to follow this damned drama. Only to see that disappear.  Luckily,  I learned you, Bart, took over the forum.  I followed you recently on Twitter,  so I knew it'd be a free speech forum.... unlike The Fringe! Thanks for being there..... & thanks to Dave S for being the professional & interesting host we desperately need!

  I'm not sure if you have this site but when i need an Art Bell fix i listen late nights to this selection

       http://artbellarchives.com

    In the 90's i use to come home late from a date or driving one of my cars all over town and listen to Art Bell.   No one can or will replace him.               E v e R
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: AnnOther on July 09, 2018, 07:43:49 PM
Thank you Darth.....  yes.....  need my fix of Art.
No one interviews like him......
But I want new updated information too.....  so...... I've subscribed to MITD from the beginning.

..... proving my point that I'm not technologically inclined......
My avatar pix is sideways......   well..... new perspectives are good.....
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: AnnOther on July 09, 2018, 07:48:22 PM
Hit the modify button to edit a post.
The quote button is for responding to others comments. Make sure to scroll completely past the post and then go down a line or two before commenting or it will appear as if you corrected their post.

....uh oh.....  did I do something wrong?  Tech novice forever.....
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Tina on July 09, 2018, 07:50:08 PM
Welcome! Post often.  8)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 09, 2018, 07:51:44 PM
....uh oh.....  did I did something wrong?  Tech novice forever.....

No, you're alright. Just in case you needed it...
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: twistedlogic on July 09, 2018, 08:00:26 PM
Hello   :)


Hi! Thanks for the welcome.  :)

Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: spacegirl on July 09, 2018, 08:20:52 PM
Long time Art Bell fan.  Helped me survive boring night shift for decades.  So sorry about his death, because now he could never return to the air.  I'm not technologically inclined,  yet I learned how to use XM Sirius radio.  I even attached a long antennae across the ceiling of my entire condo,  just to hear him. But now? I was desperate to get a GOOD replacement,  because I love the topics Art talked about.  I needed my podcast fix!
So,  I started actually reading Bell Gab..... to follow this damned drama. Only to see that disappear.  Luckily,  I learned you, Bart, took over the forum.  I followed you recently on Twitter,  so I knew it'd be a free speech forum.... unlike The Fringe! Thanks for being there..... & thanks to Dave S for being the professional & interesting host we desperately need!

I've been meaning to introduce myself, but I keep getting sidetracked reading posts. I listened to Art during the last century. lost track of him after he left Coast to Coast. His death brought back the memories of all those nights listening  I found the old BG site and got really lost in all the posts there. It was a maze! So glad to find this place.

  I'm not sure if you have this site but when i need an Art Bell fix i listen late nights to this selection

       http://artbellarchives.com

    In the 90's i use to come home late from a date or driving one of my cars all over town and listen to Art Bell.   No one can or will replace him.               E v e R

I love these stories.  The words "Coast to Coast AM" were first spoken to me sometime in the mid-90's by my grandmother, retired and living by herself in Mesa, Arizona, in a situation that resembled Art's own "compound" as we now know it -- a slapped-together prefab hunkered in the desert.  She became a night owl and I remember noting on each return trip how the titles on her bookshelves were gradually changing from supermarket novels to UFO encyclopedias and grimoires.  There really was a palpable sense in those days that "something" significant loomed just around the corner . . . movies and tv shows hinted at it; Art tried to coax it from the airwaves. 

That feeling has been dead a long time for me.  I think, now, it may have been the collective subconscious' rejection of a reality too hideous to acknowledge (then) at the level of consciousness: the final exhaustion of post-WWII potential, which at one time had seemed without limit.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bookwormy on July 09, 2018, 08:21:22 PM
Hi Bart et al,

Thanks for the welcome.  Don't know quite what I'm doing yet but Hiii!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: jumpdawg on July 09, 2018, 09:33:35 PM
Hi all! Glad I found Ellgab. Also happy to see all the old users from the Bellgab site.
 here. Looks great and thanks to the admins for starting up Ellgab. Thanks also to Bart El for his work in bringing this site up.

jd
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on July 10, 2018, 12:12:50 AM
Thank you Darth.....  yes.....  need my fix of Art.
No one interviews like him......
But I want new updated information too.....  so...... I've subscribed to MITD from the beginning.

..... proving my point that I'm not technologically inclined......
My avatar pix is sideways......   well..... new perspectives are good.....
Try this one:
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

If it falls back the way the first one did, then this one will be face up. I think.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: thesuz on July 10, 2018, 04:53:56 AM
Good morning!  I'm old to lurking, new to posting.  I got into listening to Art Bell about 19 years ago when I was up all night with my twin babies and playing on AOL.  Wow, that was a long time ago!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 10, 2018, 05:19:03 AM
Welcome to EllGab. Post often!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: nxoeed on July 10, 2018, 11:08:20 AM
NXOEED. Visual artist living and working in the middle of the desert. I hide my paintings throughout the southwest and people find them. I also promote art shows and punk shows. You can follow my adventures on Instagram or Youtube (@nxoeed for both).
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Post by: CYBret on July 10, 2018, 11:16:12 AM
Hey hey,

 I am mostly a lurker. I was on BellGab for the last couple months.  Prior to that, I think I was on imaginative worlds, or something like that a few years ago. Was that a thing?

 I am mostly here because this seems to be a good viewing platform for the train wreck.

 Anyway, I doubt I will post much but I enjoy reading.  Thanks for providing the forum.

Bret
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 10, 2018, 11:20:45 AM
Welcome newbies. Hope you post often.   :D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on July 10, 2018, 11:31:35 AM
Old Gal Back in town . . .
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 10, 2018, 11:33:41 AM
Old Gal Back in town . . .

Good to see you!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on July 10, 2018, 11:37:43 AM
Hey girl, good to see you too . . .so much going on here :o
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: spacegirl on July 10, 2018, 11:38:39 AM
NXOEED. Visual artist living and working in the middle of the desert. I hide my paintings throughout the southwest and people find them. I also promote art shows and punk shows. You can follow my adventures on Instagram or Youtube (@nxoeed for both).

Rare to see unique work; alluring stuff, Nxoeed.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: nxoeed on July 10, 2018, 11:43:00 AM
Rare to see unique work; alluring stuff, Nxoeed.

thank you very kindly.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: crankshaft on July 10, 2018, 11:51:54 AM
You took the first step to sign up and now it is time to join the fun.
Don't make me have to delete all accounts without a post.
I will do it.
I am crazy like that.
Oh yeah, once again, welcome.


OK
Now what?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: DynamoHum on July 10, 2018, 12:06:25 PM
Hello new friends :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 10, 2018, 01:04:17 PM

OK
Now what?

Find a topic that you like and then post often!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 10, 2018, 01:24:49 PM

OK
Now what?

Start clicking on ads.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Dirk on July 10, 2018, 02:53:26 PM
Hi, i started listening to Art in 1995 and have been following the shitshow ever since.

Where's the Fillipina mail order bride sub-forum?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Cryptopotamus on July 10, 2018, 03:30:52 PM
Hello, I was just in the process of joining BellGab when it went down, so I found my way here. I hope all the archived content from BellGab has been saved....especially the "Nooryisms". Have been an Art Bell(RIP) listener since the early 90s & do not care for George Noory's style. Am interested in Sitchin's theories, chem trails, cryptozoology, shadow government, aliens, UFOs & just about all things "Bell".
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 10, 2018, 04:13:55 PM
It's all gone but if that is your interest, please feel free to start a thread and rebuild it.
Welcome to EllGab. Post often!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Lascivious Sensfaniuk on July 10, 2018, 04:57:10 PM
Hi folks, another newbie here just saying hi.  I'm astounded at how fast Bart put this together, praise BE!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2018, 05:18:11 PM
Welcome to all our new friends.
I am Barthur.
I hate pies.
#FuckPies
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 10, 2018, 05:24:53 PM
Welcome to all our new friends.
I am Barthur.
I hate pies.
#FuckPies

In case you missed it - just a promo.
I will see if I can get an episode in later on if my sinuses clear up.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2018, 05:28:05 PM
In case you missed it - just a promo.
I will see if I can get an episode in later on if my sinuses clear up.

1 Bartcoin earned.
Exactly!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 10, 2018, 05:28:35 PM
Hi folks, another newbie here just saying hi.  I'm astounded at how fast Bart put this together, praise BE!

Hi!   :D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 10, 2018, 05:29:38 PM

Exactly!

😃
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: FISH on July 10, 2018, 05:31:12 PM
Hello and thanks for the Welcome. I am a former BellGab lurker. And a new EllGabber Member. Not too sure what my role is at EllGab, however this is a fun place.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 10, 2018, 05:39:51 PM
Hello and thanks for the Welcome. I am a former BellGab lurker. And a new EllGabber Member. Not too sure what my role is at EllGab, however this is a fun place.

Welcome. Glad to see the lurkers posting.  :D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 10, 2018, 05:42:54 PM
In case you missed it - just a promo.
I will see if I can get an episode in later on if my sinuses clear up.
Hi, Weiner, can't wait to hear your show... :)  ::)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2018, 05:44:30 PM
Welcome. Glad to see the lurkers posting.  :D

I forced them to be our new friends!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 10, 2018, 05:48:21 PM
Welcome. Glad to see the lurkers posting.  :D

I was once a lurker myself,  I must admit   :o 8)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 10, 2018, 05:48:31 PM
Hi, Weiner, can't wait to hear your show... :)  ::)

I already know what I want say but I can't stop clearing my throat. Anyways, this place is one of my favorite places in the country. Not because of the food ( which is good), but because of the people. They love their job! 

Welcome to all newcomers. Post often.
And Praise BE!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 10, 2018, 05:49:51 PM
I already know what I want say but I can't stop clearing my throat. Anyways, this place is one of my favorite places in the country. Not because of the food ( which is good), but because of the people. They love their job! 

Welcome to all newcomers. Post often.
And Praise BE!

yes,  I do Praise BE myself as well  :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 10, 2018, 05:50:44 PM
yes,  I do Praise BE myself as well  :)

He deserves it!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 10, 2018, 05:51:35 PM
He deserves it!

oh yes, he does.. he has got it all going on for sure    :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: gypsybirdie on July 10, 2018, 06:00:28 PM
Hello everyone, been lurking since the trainwreck, too shy to post, so go easy.  Love listening to Dave. Was a long time Art Bell listner. Cray Cray not so much. Please let the smite button be gone. ;)

Praise Sir Ell
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 10, 2018, 06:04:07 PM
Hello everyone, been lurking since the trainwreck, too shy to post, so go easy.  Love listening to Dave. Was a long time Art Bell listner. Cray Cray not so much. Please let the smite button be gone. ;)

Praise Sir Ell
Nice to meet you.. I thought I was too shy to post but turns out I'm not.. Don't worry about the smite button.. Someone smites every new member  and I also have been and get smited..  ::)   yes, praise BE of course   :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2018, 06:08:42 PM
Hello everyone, been lurking since the trainwreck, too shy to post, so go easy.  Love listening to Dave. Was a long time Art Bell listner. Cray Cray not so much. Please let the smite button be gone. ;)

Praise Sir Ell

I am glad the site finally worked for you.
Pretend smite says smile and it makes things easier.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: gypsybirdie on July 10, 2018, 06:18:28 PM
Thank you both, didn't take long for that smite, I mean smile.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Darth Maul on July 10, 2018, 07:51:46 PM
I love these stories.  The words "Coast to Coast AM" were first spoken to me sometime in the mid-90's by my grandmother, retired and living by herself in Mesa, Arizona, in a situation that resembled Art's own "compound" as we now know it -- a slapped-together prefab hunkered in the desert.  She became a night owl and I remember noting on each return trip how the titles on her bookshelves were gradually changing from supermarket novels to UFO encyclopedias and grimoires.  There really was a palpable sense in those days that "something" significant loomed just around the corner . . . movies and tv shows hinted at it; Art tried to coax it from the airwaves. 

That feeling has been dead a long time for me.  I think, now, it may have been the collective subconscious' rejection of a reality too hideous to acknowledge (then) at the level of consciousness: the final exhaustion of post-WWII potential, which at one time had seemed without limit.

Loved your entire post Space Girl and yes we all have those long time memories of Art Bell making us think out of our comfort zones.

 Post often 
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: AnnOther on July 10, 2018, 08:09:04 PM
....ummmmm.....
I used to be able to add positive Karma points to people's posts.... but now it's not available to me.
Is this still an option for newbies?  Or do I have to post enough to earn the right to hit Good Karma or SMITE?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: MaxPower on July 10, 2018, 08:11:35 PM
Hello everyone, been lurking since the trainwreck, too shy to post, so go easy.  Love listening to Dave. Was a long time Art Bell listner. Cray Cray not so much. Please let the smite button be gone. ;)

Praise Sir Ell
There is a serial smiter loose in the forum. Apparently he or she doesn't think anyone deserves a perfect zero for smites. I got one quickly also. Welcome to the club.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2018, 08:13:25 PM
....ummmmm.....
I used to be able to add positive Karma points to people's posts.... but now it's not available to me.
Is this still an option for newbies?  Or do I have to post enough to earn the right to hit Good Karma or SMITE?

I think it is now set for anyone who has at least 5 posts.
You can also only praise/smite a person once every 36 hours
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: gypsybirdie on July 10, 2018, 08:23:11 PM
Thank you MaxPower
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Tech713 on July 11, 2018, 12:15:28 AM
Hey everybody, glad to be here! Was a bellgabber just since May. Didn’t post much, but will make a better effort from now on.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WOTR on July 11, 2018, 12:20:20 AM
You can also only praise/smite a person once every 36 hours
That takes away all of the fun.  I understand that I cannot smite somebody over and over... But can I praise them once every 36 hours AND smite them once during the same 36 hours?  Sometimes I am very conflicted.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WOTR on July 11, 2018, 12:21:58 AM
Hey everybody, glad to be here! Was a bellgabber just since May. Didn’t post much, but will make a better effort from now on.
Oh... And welcome.  Please make an effort to be a better member of the community  and post more often.  ;)  :P
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 12:24:46 AM
Hey everybody, glad to be here! Was a bellgabber just since May. Didn’t post much, but will make a better effort from now on.


I hope you aren’t counting that one.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Tech713 on July 11, 2018, 12:38:50 AM
Lol! Well I was, but...  :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: ONeill on July 11, 2018, 04:24:09 AM
Hi!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Rikki Gins on July 11, 2018, 04:32:47 AM
Hi!

Hi, and welcome.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: AngiefromNJ on July 11, 2018, 07:27:38 AM
 :) Hi Everyone!! I am a longtime since 93 Art Bell fan and a former fan of HW. I have been the Army of Darkness for about 3 years and I am in NJ! Have a great day!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tamari on July 11, 2018, 01:10:27 PM
Hi everyone. Overheard conversation about bellgab brought me here.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 11, 2018, 01:11:53 PM
Welcome all!  :-*
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 01:27:54 PM
Hi everyone. Overheard conversation about bellgab brought me here.


You didn’t get far in the spelling bee did you?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 11, 2018, 01:32:49 PM
:) Hi Everyone!! I am a longtime since 93 Art Bell fan and a former fan of HW. I have been the Army of Darkness for about 3 years and I am in NJ! Have a great day!

When I first joined, I used a photo of myself for my avatar, and they ripped me to shreds.
Just a heads up! lol

Welcome to EllGab. Post often!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: scnative on July 11, 2018, 02:31:45 PM
Hi y'all!  Started listening to Art in '93 and was a witness to all of his quittenings! Think I joined bellgab in 2013 and have been lurking, quite comfortably, ever since...every day!!

BE is impressive...praise BE!!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Rikki Gins on July 11, 2018, 02:43:47 PM
Hi y'all!  Started listening to Art in '93 and was a witness to all of his quittenings! Think I joined bellgab in 2013 and have been lurking, quite comfortably, ever since...every day!!

BE is impressive...praise BE!!

Welcome.  Please post often.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: china on July 11, 2018, 03:01:10 PM
ok.  you talked me into it.  can't remember when i found art or joined bellgab, (it has afterall, been more than a week,) however it seems like a very, very long time ago.  have been monitoring here since beautiful bart unveiled it.  i was reluctant to join, knowing what a prankster mv is, but i guess now it's time.  reguards and thanks to all.to
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 11, 2018, 03:02:06 PM
ok.  you talked me into it.  can't remember when i found art or joined bellgab, (it has afterall, been more than a week,) however it seems like a very, very long time ago.  have been monitoring here since beautiful bart unveiled it.  i was reluctant to join, knowing what a prankster mv is, but i guess now it's time.  reguards and thanks to all.to

Punked! Bart is really MV. Kidding! Good to see you again.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PChirp on July 11, 2018, 06:08:22 PM
Hey Gabbers!

So great to be back after 8 years on BGab!  Wonderful to see so many familiar and new members.  Let the posts begin!!!   ;D

PChirp
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 11, 2018, 06:38:15 PM
Hey Gabbers!

So great to be back after 8 years on BGab!  Wonderful to see so many familiar and new members.  Let the posts begin!!!   ;D

PChirp
Pchirp!!!!!! Good to see you!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PChirp on July 11, 2018, 07:34:37 PM
Pchirp!!!!!! Good to see you!

Howdy-Ho PBS!  Great to see you around again---let the good times roll!   :D :D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: DoctorCoffee on July 11, 2018, 08:17:07 PM
Hi EllGabbers! I was a long time BellGab lurker and have been in withdrawals for a while now. Had to take the plunge and join EllGab just to calm my nerves. Praise Bart Ell!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PChirp on July 11, 2018, 08:22:20 PM
Hi EllGabbers! I was a long time BellGab lurker and have been in withdrawals for a while now. Had to take the plunge and join EllGab just to calm my nerves. Praise Bart Ell!

Welcome Doc---post OFTEN!  ;D

Praise Bart Ell!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 08:25:05 PM
Hi EllGabbers! I was a long time BellGab lurker and have been in withdrawals for a while now. Had to take the plunge and join EllGab just to calm my nerves. Praise Bart Ell!


ANOTHER SQUATTER
Title: Usage of Twat
Post by: pawpourri on July 11, 2018, 09:07:54 PM
Dear Mr. Ell and Hello All Ellgabbers,
I just registered here and am already convulsed in quivering mirth.  After agreeing to saw off my front feet if I engage in acts of bad taste on this elite forum, I noticed that the anti-spam code word mostly consisted of the word "twat".  Must I therefore report the forum to the moderator?

Looking forward to elling with you all.


Title: Re: Usage of Twat
Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 09:09:36 PM
Dear Mr. Ell and Hello All Ellgabbers,
I just registered here and am already convulsed in quivering mirth.  After agreeing to saw off my front feet if I engage in acts of bad taste on this elite forum, I noticed that the anti-spam code word mostly consisted of the word "twat".  Must I therefore report the forum to the moderator?

Looking forward to elling with you all.


Ell Oh Ell
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: zeebo on July 11, 2018, 09:10:33 PM
Hey Gabbers!

So great to be back after 8 years on BGab!  Wonderful to see so many familiar and new members.  Let the posts begin!!!   ;D

PChirp

Hey Chirps, good to see you straggled on in.   ;)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PChirp on July 11, 2018, 09:17:39 PM
Hey Chirps, good to see you straggled on in.   ;)

Zeeb! What can I say--you've been a favorite for literally years!  Hope all is well and love the 'Secret Squirrel' avatar.  What can I say, it suits you to a tee!   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Lolly on July 11, 2018, 09:21:29 PM
Hey everyone!    I've just joined and I figured I ought to say hello!  Very excited to be here!   
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PChirp on July 11, 2018, 09:22:45 PM
Hey everyone!    I've just joined and I figured I ought to say hello!  Very excited to be here!

Greetings Lolly!   ;D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 09:23:10 PM
Hey everyone!    I've just joined and I figured I ought to say hello!  Very excited to be here!


Clean up in aisle 3
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WOTR on July 11, 2018, 11:36:22 PM
Hey Gabbers!

So great to be back after 8 years on BGab!  Wonderful to see so many familiar and new members.  Let the posts begin!!!   ;D

PChirp
Good to see you over here.  It really does seem like most of the active (and a few inactive) posters and lurkers have found their way over here.  It's almost easy to forget that it is not the same board...
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PChirp on July 11, 2018, 11:48:31 PM
Good to see you over here.  It really does seem like most of the active (and a few inactive) posters and lurkers have found their way over here.  It's almost easy to forget that it is not the same board...

Yep, can't honestly explain how I 'discovered' EllGab.com from the former but it's fantastic I eventually did.  Spent WAY TOO LONG enjoying BGab, members, and their posts and it somehow became a daily addiction.  I don't know what that really says about me but I appreciate the welcome and happy to see you and 'the crew' from the old stomping ground blasting out the posts!  Hope all is truly well and excited about the new 'playground'.   ;D

All The Best
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: crankshaft on July 12, 2018, 01:23:46 AM
So, this is what happened after all hell broke loose?

I can live with that.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Purple Passion on July 12, 2018, 01:55:12 AM
Bellgab lurker and long time Art fan. From C2C to Sirius/XM to DMDN. Time traveler until it bogged down with politics and kitties.  Still follow the shit show on FB and Twitter. New fan of Dave. Come here to chill and relax.
Praise BE
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Rikki Gins on July 12, 2018, 01:58:30 AM
Bellgab lurker and long time Art fan. From C2C to Sirius/XM to DMDN. Time traveler until it bogged down with politics and kitties.  Still follow the shit show on FB and Twitter. New fan of Dave. Come here to chill and relax.
Praise BE

Welcome Purple Passion.  Have fun.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Purple Passion on July 12, 2018, 02:12:58 AM
Welcome Purple Passion.  Have fun.
Thanks, Rikki Gins. It is impossible to discuss the Art Bell/HLW saga with my clueless IRL unenlightened friends. Where do you even start...?  LOL

Praise BE
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: little_bird on July 12, 2018, 04:41:19 PM
Greetings Ellgabbers,

I'm a former Bellgab lurker who finally got the nerve (or is it something else?) to sign up here. I'm happy to meet all of you. I showed up on Bellgab for the paranormal, stayed for the MITD sh*tshow. Am really liking Mr. Winnie and signed up to be a Time Traveler right away.

Praise Bart Ell!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 12, 2018, 04:46:13 PM
Welcome!  :D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 12, 2018, 04:49:27 PM
Welcome!  :D

And this is why I gave you your own title here.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 12, 2018, 06:45:24 PM
And this is why I gave you your own title here.

LOL, I'm happy to be the welcome wagon. I'll go bake a cake (not a pie) to take to the new neighbors.  ;D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Nawnie on July 12, 2018, 07:00:31 PM
Hi everyone.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 12, 2018, 07:03:14 PM
Hi everyone.

Welcome aboard. We were waiting for you.  :P
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 12, 2018, 07:16:48 PM
Hello new friends that I forced to be our new friends!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Lolly on July 12, 2018, 07:27:19 PM

Clean up in aisle 3


Sorry, man.  I was never IN aisle 3.   ;)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Metron on July 12, 2018, 07:29:16 PM
Hello new friends that I forced to be our new friends!

 ;D

You have done good stuff here Bart!

TY
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 12, 2018, 07:31:40 PM

Sorry, man.  I was never IN aisle 3.   ;)

Hell.  You had your own store.......................


Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WOTR on July 12, 2018, 07:35:13 PM

Sorry, man.  I was never IN aisle 3.   ;)
Given enough laxatives, you do not NEED to be in aisle 3 to be the cause of the mess...
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 12, 2018, 08:14:06 PM
Hi everyone.

Hello Nawnie and welcome! I will be collecting your entrance fee. Bathrooms and vending machines are on the second floor.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 12, 2018, 08:24:25 PM
More users than guests.
No funny jacket.
Everybody wins.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Lonevoice on July 12, 2018, 08:47:29 PM
Hello Nawnie and welcome! I will be collecting your entrance fee. Bathrooms and vending machines are on the second floor.
That reminds me of the kind of post onan always made to new people on the welcome thread. I used to read that thread just to see what he'd come up with next.  I would occasionally post there and change the post date (as on this post) and make a comment about posting from the future.  But onan's greetings were way fun.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 12, 2018, 09:33:11 PM
That reminds me of the kind of post onan always made to new people on the welcome thread. I used to read that thread just to see what he'd come up with next.  I would occasionally post there and change the post date (as on this post) and make a comment about posting from the future.  But onan's greetings were way fun.

Sometimes stuff sounds so funny in my head.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Lonevoice on July 12, 2018, 09:38:27 PM
Sometimes stuff sounds so funny in my head.
Your post sounded funny in my head, too, and made me LOL. I was reminded of onan.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 12, 2018, 10:03:58 PM
Your post sounded funny in my head, too, and made me LOL. I was reminded of onan.

Thank you.  I wish I could have read some of onan's posts.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on July 12, 2018, 10:17:23 PM
Thank you.  I wish I could have read some of onan's posts.


They are available for sale. Mvandevan@gmail.com
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 12, 2018, 10:22:35 PM

They are available for sale. Mvandevan@gmail.com

$20K? I don't need to read them that badly.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PABellFan on July 13, 2018, 10:02:02 AM
Hell.  You had your own store.......................




Heh heh heh. Nice.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: zeebo on July 13, 2018, 03:23:48 PM
$20K? I don't need to read them that badly.

Maybe MV will offer a cheaper "grab bag" plan, like say 5 random posts ea. from onan or jazmunda plus 100 pate youtube links.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2018, 03:26:37 PM
$20K? I don't need to read them that badly.

Here, allow me to write one for you -

Quote
I am old and cranky and I don't like much
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 13, 2018, 03:45:17 PM
Here, allow me to write one for you -

Thanks for saving me the 20 g's!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: DingleBerry on July 13, 2018, 08:58:37 PM
Brand new to this forum and looking forward to some fun and other things.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WOTR on July 13, 2018, 09:29:11 PM
Brand new to this forum and looking forward to some fun and other things.
I see that you have already been smitten / smote.

I will correct that only because you are a new poster.  :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Zebb on July 13, 2018, 11:14:03 PM
Hey yall...nice place ya got here.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on July 14, 2018, 03:30:50 AM
Hey yall...nice place ya got here.
Everyone seems to be getting a smite smack on their initial visit, so I balanced it out with a praise smack for you (under your avatar).
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on July 14, 2018, 03:31:44 AM
Here, allow me to write one for you -
Where did you get that?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Tech713 on July 14, 2018, 03:33:39 AM
Brand new to this forum and looking forward to some fun and other things.
[
/quote]


welcome DINGLBERRY!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on July 14, 2018, 04:23:53 AM
Everyone seems to be getting a smite smack on their initial visit, so I balanced it out with a praise smack for you (under your avatar).


If you had people sticking wires on you and watching you through a closed circuit tv camera while you tried to soeep would you spend what could be your last minutes on earth alive welcoming Anonymous newcomers to an internet forum?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on July 14, 2018, 05:07:01 AM

If you had people sticking wires on you and watching you through a closed circuit tv camera while you tried to soeep would you spend what could be your last minutes on earth alive welcoming Anonymous newcomers to an internet forum?
You're up!  I'd just be grateful the wires weren't stuck into me.   And, I'd pray the camera people looked like pansies too  :).  I've heard they sometimes have to come in and adjust the wires if they get loose.  I was supposed to have a sleep study and the guys did look like pansies, but I opted out so far.  I just think there should be more security, like female guards and/or patients receive their complete audio video footage afterward with a certification of no tampering or something.  And more female technicians.  I would put my phone on record the whole time just to be on the safe side.  They said you can get up to pee though. 

I would want to do it at a normal hospital.  The place I was referred to was a small clinic in a building of small clinics on a hospital campus.  So, if there was an ethics problem during sleep, who would I call?  Hospital security was kind of joke from what I saw.  The cops wouldn't know which building or room number.  So, a regular hospital with plenty of staff on the floor would have felt a lot less isolated to me.

And, they expected everyone to go to bed at 9PM and be up by 5AM.  How many people get up at 5AM?  Is it even light out?  Spend the night with strangers then be kicked out into the dark?  No coffee stand in sight.  I can't imagine running sleep studies without offering morning coffee.  And decaf.  Remind me to bring one of those Vietnamese canned coffee things with me.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 14, 2018, 09:50:21 AM
You're up!  I'd just be grateful the wires weren't stuck into me.   And, I'd pray the camera people looked like pansies too  :).  I've heard they sometimes have to come in and adjust the wires if they get loose.  I was supposed to have a sleep study and the guys did look like pansies, but I opted out so far.  I just think there should be more security, like female guards and/or patients receive their complete audio video footage afterward with a certification of no tampering or something.  And more female technicians.  I would put my phone on record the whole time just to be on the safe side.  They said you can get up to pee though. 

I would want to do it at a normal hospital.  The place I was referred to was a small clinic in a building of small clinics on a hospital campus.  So, if there was an ethics problem during sleep, who would I call?  Hospital security was kind of joke from what I saw.  The cops wouldn't know which building or room number.  So, a regular hospital with plenty of staff on the floor would have felt a lot less isolated to me.

And, they expected everyone to go to bed at 9PM and be up by 5AM.  How many people get up at 5AM?  Is it even light out?  Spend the night with strangers then be kicked out into the dark?  No coffee stand in sight.  I can't imagine running sleep studies without offering morning coffee.  And decaf.  Remind me to bring one of those Vietnamese canned coffee things with me.

I had a sleep study done about 2 months ago. I didn't have to go anywhere. They sent me a kit that consisted of a monitor I strapped to my chest, a breathing tube type thing that went over my ears and into my nostrils slightly and a oxygen sensor that went on my finger. Did that for 2 nights. Boxed back up and returned it to the sleep study place for evaluation.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on July 14, 2018, 11:52:50 AM
I had a sleep study done about 2 months ago. I didn't have to go anywhere. They sent me a kit that consisted of a monitor I strapped to my chest, a breathing tube type thing that went over my ears and into my nostrils slightly and a oxygen sensor that went on my finger. Did that for 2 nights. Boxed back up and returned it to the sleep study place for evaluation.
That was mentioned when I went in.  In my case, it would have had to have been insurance justified.  I probably could have got it, and thank you for the reminder.  I think I'll VCA record my sleep again, but I feel I'm sleeping fine lately.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Adam Baum on July 14, 2018, 12:59:38 PM
I'd been a Bellgabber since 2013 under a different screen name (Father Jack). New forum, new name, same cantankerous old fart.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on July 14, 2018, 01:04:38 PM
I'd been a Bellgabber since 2013 under a different screen name (Father Jack). New forum, new name, same cantankerous old fart.
welcome back Mr. Baum
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Adam Baum on July 14, 2018, 01:11:10 PM
welcome back Mr. Baum

Thank you Venus.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 14, 2018, 01:18:46 PM
I'd been a Bellgabber since 2013 under a different screen name (Father Jack). New forum, new name, same cantankerous old fart.

Good to see you again!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WOTR on July 14, 2018, 01:21:10 PM
...like female guards and ... more female technicians...
I hear Lasha and some of her girlfriends are looking for jobs in the security industry.  :)

Boxed back up and returned it to the sleep study place for evaluation.
Do you, by chance, happen to know if it was a male or female technician who reviewed the data?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on July 14, 2018, 04:42:27 PM
I hear Lasha and some of her girlfriends are looking for jobs in the security industry.  :)
Do you, by chance, happen to know if it was a male or female technician who reviewed the data?
Lol, did your wires need adjusting...
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on July 14, 2018, 04:47:44 PM
welcome back Mr. Baum
Glad you found us!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 14, 2018, 07:13:47 PM
I'd been a Bellgabber since 2013 under a different screen name (Father Jack). New forum, new name, same cantankerous old fart.

Hi Mr. Natural!!! I'm glad you made it! I was looking for you under your Bellgab identity.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PChirp on July 14, 2018, 09:17:57 PM
Hey Chirps, good to see you straggled on in.   ;)

This, of course, leaves the burning question, "Where's your partner in crime, Morocco Mole?"  Perhaps the evil MV would know his whereabouts?  Love the Fez!  Jeez, this really dates me.   ;D ;D :o

Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: zeebo on July 15, 2018, 11:11:43 PM
This, of course, leaves the burning question, "Where's your partner in crime, Morocco Mole?"  Perhaps the evil MV would know his whereabouts?  Love the Fez!  Jeez, this really dates me.   ;D ;D :o

I'd love it if a Morocco Mole signed up.  But by definition he'd be obligated to act as my official sidekick.  Mostly that would involve laughing at any bad puns I might make.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: whoozit on July 16, 2018, 02:33:50 PM
I leave on a fishing trip and all hell breaks loose.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 16, 2018, 02:40:54 PM
I leave on a fishing trip and all hell breaks loose.

Right!?!

I take a break away from the Gab for a couple weeks and it disappears.

It's probably for the best, it was becoming exceptionally toxic.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Metron on July 16, 2018, 02:46:28 PM
Right!?!

I take a break away from the Gab for a couple weeks and it disappears.

It's probably for the best, it was becoming exceptionally toxic.

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?!!

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Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 16, 2018, 02:54:18 PM
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?!!

I LIKE THESE NEW TOYS, LONG LIVE ELL GAB
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Metron on July 16, 2018, 03:05:34 PM
Me 2!

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Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Gd5150 on July 16, 2018, 03:19:24 PM
Forget new members. Where do those of us with large members gather?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Metron on July 16, 2018, 03:27:06 PM
Most likely at the cuckshed!

 ;)

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Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: zeebo on July 17, 2018, 12:06:19 AM
I leave on a fishing trip and all hell breaks loose.

Good to see you whoozit!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 17, 2018, 05:30:14 AM
I LIKE THESE NEW TOYS, LONG LIVE ELL GAB

Well Well.  Look what the cat dragged in!    Good to see ya man..............................

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Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Lob Bazare on July 17, 2018, 08:33:10 AM
New member. Loving Dave at MITD so I thought I should check this out. Not into the social medias too much. Dislike Facebook and Twitter, but I still like to read a bit of bullshit. Took a look at Onstellar, not really my type of crowd. Too many people blowing sunshine up Jimmy's ass, a lot of feel good crap and people just posting links to YouTube videos. Long time listener of shows like Beyond the Darkness, C2C, MITD, Ground Zero, Grimerica, Mysterious Universe, Richard Syrett, Last Podcast on the Left, etc, etc... I've even had my own strange experiences. Lurked a bit a BellGab, but never jumped in the pool. I hope this is my new home. Are there any Android apps that can connect to this forum, cause fuck this is really small typing in Firefox on a cell phone?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 17, 2018, 08:38:05 AM
Well Well.  Look what the cat dragged in!    Good to see ya man..............................

I'm glad to see you made it across the Portage Rubicon as well.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 17, 2018, 08:38:47 AM


Dig the name, welcome aboard.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 17, 2018, 08:54:55 AM
New member. Loving Dave at MITD so I thought I should check this out. Not into the social medias too much. Dislike Facebook and Twitter, but I still like to read a bit of bullshit. Took a look at Onstellar, not really my type of crowd. Too many people blowing sunshine up Jimmy's ass, a lot of feel good crap and people just posting links to YouTube videos. Long time listener of shows like Beyond the Darkness, C2C, MITD, Ground Zero, Grimerica, Mysterious Universe, Richard Syrett, Last Podcast on the Left, etc, etc... I've even had my own strange experiences. Lurked a bit a BellGab, but never jumped in the pool. I hope this is my new home. Are there any Android apps that can connect to this forum, cause fuck this is really small typing in Firefox on a cell phone?

Welcome to your new home.
The more people I can force out of the shadows to participate the longer we will be around.
They are working on making a more mobile friendly option available, not sure when we will see it, though.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: whoozit on July 17, 2018, 09:10:14 AM
Good to see you whoozit!
I considered staying away but resolved to give up Falkie instead.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 17, 2018, 09:21:44 AM
New member. Loving Dave at MITD so I thought I should check this out. Not into the social medias too much. Dislike Facebook and Twitter, but I still like to read a bit of bullshit. Took a look at Onstellar, not really my type of crowd. Too many people blowing sunshine up Jimmy's ass, a lot of feel good crap and people just posting links to YouTube videos. Long time listener of shows like Beyond the Darkness, C2C, MITD, Ground Zero, Grimerica, Mysterious Universe, Richard Syrett, Last Podcast on the Left, etc, etc... I've even had my own strange experiences. Lurked a bit a BellGab, but never jumped in the pool. I hope this is my new home. Are there any Android apps that can connect to this forum, cause fuck this is really small typing in Firefox on a cell phone?

No one will blow smoke up your ass here.  :P  Welcome aboard!

I considered staying away but resolved to give up Falkie instead.

So happy to see you!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: MILLIONAIRE on July 17, 2018, 10:11:33 AM
Hi, Ok Ok I will join you 8)
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Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 17, 2018, 10:37:52 AM
Hi, Ok Ok I will join you 8)

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Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: zeebo on July 17, 2018, 11:11:01 AM
I considered staying away but resolved to give up Falkie instead.

A wise strategy.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Low Tide Alien on July 18, 2018, 02:34:27 AM
Hey, everyone!  I lurked at Bellgab for a bit, but never signed up to join in.  After hanging out here since Bart opened Ellgab, I really like what's going on, and couldn't resist registering any longer!  Not only is it interesting, it's entertaining as all get out!  Really like all the topics, too!  Great job, Barthur, and thank you for bringing this to everyone!  #ClickingTheAdsToo
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on July 18, 2018, 03:22:29 AM
Hey, everyone!  I lurked at Bellgab for a bit, but never signed up to join in.  After hanging out here since Bart opened Ellgab, I really like what's going on, and couldn't resist registering any longer!  Not only is it interesting, it's entertaining as all get out!  Really like all the topics, too!  Great job, Barthur, and thank you for bringing this to everyone!  #ClickingTheAdsToo
Clicking the ads, too, lol, I think you wrote 'em!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Journey on July 18, 2018, 06:15:25 AM
Thanks for the welcome. I’m still trying to figure out how to post here lol. Looking forward to participating
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Journey on July 18, 2018, 06:17:26 AM
What am I doing wrong ? I don’t see my posts ?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: wr250 on July 18, 2018, 06:17:52 AM
What am I doing wrong ? I don’t see my posts ?
we can see them just fine.
welcome and post often.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 18, 2018, 06:18:22 AM
Hey, everyone!

Thanks for the welcome. I’m still trying to figure out how to post here lol. Looking forward to participating

Hi! Welcome.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Journey on July 18, 2018, 06:21:22 AM
Ok I think I found me here lol. Was a bit lost. There is a lot of threads here already.  :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Metron on July 18, 2018, 08:15:43 AM
Just sidle on in and let your hair down...

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Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Fancy Lady Boots on July 18, 2018, 09:06:45 PM
So I made 3 posts and didn't think anyone noticed, but now I have -1 karma.

Not sure if I should feel insulted or initiated ...
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: 21st Century Man on July 18, 2018, 09:08:41 PM
So I made 3 posts and didn't think anyone noticed, but now I have -1 karma.

Not sure if I should feel insulted or initiated ...

Now you have 3 points.  Welcome to the gab!  ;D

Post often!!  ;)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Fancy Lady Boots on July 18, 2018, 09:16:51 PM
Now you have 3 points.  Welcome to the gab!  ;D

Post often!!  ;)

Woot! Thanks!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: WOTR on July 18, 2018, 09:33:10 PM
Hey, everyone!  I lurked at Bellgab for a bit, but never signed up to join in.  After hanging out here since Bart opened Ellgab, I really like what's going on, and couldn't resist registering any longer!  Not only is it interesting, it's entertaining as all get out!  Really like all the topics, too!  Great job, Barthur, and thank you for bringing this to everyone!  #ClickingTheAdsToo
Hi Bart!  Post often.  :P
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PolkaDot on July 18, 2018, 10:04:11 PM
Hello grabbers! What happened to karma/smite? That was fun!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Jayzelady on July 19, 2018, 04:26:22 PM
Being a newbie to actually posting too, just saying hey, y’all!
Laisse le bon temps rouler!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 19, 2018, 04:30:25 PM
Hi Bart!  Post often.  :P

I am a shameless self promoter, I have no issues reminding people to #ClickTheAds all by myself!
#Plugacy
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 19, 2018, 04:31:19 PM
Hello grabbers! What happened to karma/smite? That was fun!

It is still there, smite away!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GrumpyOldMan on July 19, 2018, 06:06:47 PM
Dear Bart,

Why is the sun trying to kill me?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GrumpyOldMan on July 19, 2018, 06:08:20 PM
Dear Bart,

Why is my head up my ass, and why am I posting "Ask Bart" questions in the wrong thread?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: reginald on July 20, 2018, 10:04:07 AM
Been lurking for years but never posted before. I gave Dave a chance and I have been tuning in nightly.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 21, 2018, 12:48:37 AM
So I made 3 posts and didn't think anyone noticed, but now I have -1 karma.

Not sure if I should feel insulted or initiated ...

Welcome! Glad you're here. Ignore the karma score. Someone likes to give all the new posters negative karma so you're in good company.

Been lurking for years but never posted before. I gave Dave a chance and I have been tuning in nightly.

Hey there!

Being a newbie to actually posting too, just saying hey, y’all!
Laisse le bon temps rouler!

Oui! Bienvenue.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Journey on July 21, 2018, 07:24:52 AM
You took the first step to sign up and now it is time to join the fun.
Don't make me have to delete all accounts without a post.
I will do it.
I am crazy like that.
Oh yeah, once again, welcome.
Having trouble figuring out how to use the chat?  I am really new to this. Can you advise?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 21, 2018, 07:42:21 AM
Having trouble figuring out how to use the chat?  I am really new to this. Can you advise?

Chat is really only used during special events like a Bartcast or when @wr250 spins tunes on a Sunday.
You just enter a username and you are in
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: vivaldi on July 22, 2018, 04:01:04 PM
Long time lurker here, going all the way back to georgenoorysucks.com.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 22, 2018, 04:08:58 PM
Long time lurker here, going all the way back to georgenoorysucks.com.

Welcome! I like your music. +1
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on July 22, 2018, 04:15:34 PM
Long time lurker here, going all the way back to georgenoorysucks.com.


Prove it. What is George Senda’s middle name?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on July 24, 2018, 05:09:38 PM

Prove it. What is George Senda’s middle name?
Snacker
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on July 24, 2018, 10:11:00 PM

Prove it. What is George Senda’s middle name?
Wallace!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: auklet on July 26, 2018, 05:33:33 AM
Hello,
I am also new here too, and new to posting on forums in general. I will see if this post ends up where it should😁
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: HorrorReporter on July 26, 2018, 05:45:28 PM
I AM HERE..
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 26, 2018, 07:02:36 PM
I AM HERE..
Happy new people are here :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: wr250 on July 26, 2018, 07:20:42 PM
I AM HERE..
welcome aboard
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 26, 2018, 07:20:55 PM
I AM HERE..

What took you so long?

Welcome all!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Rikki Gins on July 26, 2018, 07:22:18 PM
Hello,
I am also new here too, and new to posting on forums in general. I will see if this post ends up where it should😁

Hi auklet.  You are doing fine.  Welcome.  Post often and have fun.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Up All Night on July 27, 2018, 03:36:38 PM
I found out today about the forum by way of the Chat room of the Twitch Ron Gibson channel.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 27, 2018, 03:48:29 PM
I found out today about the forum by way of the Chat room of the Twitch Ron Gibson channel.

hello
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Pale Horse on July 27, 2018, 06:32:20 PM
Pale Horse Lives! And with no MV riding my ass.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 27, 2018, 07:19:40 PM
Pale Horse Lives! And with no MV riding my ass.

Hi!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on July 28, 2018, 01:50:03 AM
I found out today about the forum by way of the Chat room of the Twitch Ron Gibson channel.
Do you have a link?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Unwashed Cat Lady on July 28, 2018, 06:01:27 PM
Hello everyone. This board is even better than the Home Shopping Network and I don't have to bathe for either of my favorite passions. Life is good.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 28, 2018, 06:13:17 PM
Pale Horse Lives! And with no MV riding my ass.

It's about time.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 28, 2018, 06:17:14 PM
Hello everyone. This board is even better than the Home Shopping Network and I don't have to bathe for either of my favorite passions. Life is good.

hello.. nice to meet you   :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Unwashed Cat Lady on July 28, 2018, 09:28:42 PM
hello.. nice to meet you   :)
. Thanks. Nice to meet you too. I'm a bit rusty using the bulletin board format, but I'm sure I will catch on fast. If I ever dash out if here in the middle of a post, please understand there are people in my neighborhood trying to squirt me with a hose and I need to stay as I am or I could melt.
 Just one of those things I gotta live with.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on August 15, 2018, 07:44:23 PM
. Thanks. Nice to meet you too. I'm a bit rusty using the bulletin board format, but I'm sure I will catch on fast. If I ever dash out if here in the middle of a post, please understand there are people in my neighborhood trying to squirt me with a hose and I need to stay as I am or I could melt.
 Just one of those things I gotta live with.

So are the cats unwashed, or are you the one in need of a good soapy scrubbing? Nothing weird, just asking for some clarification. I'll draw you a bath if you like.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on August 15, 2018, 11:43:55 PM
So are the cats unwashed, or are you the one in need of a good soapy scrubbing? Nothing weird, just asking for some clarification. I'll draw you a bath if you like.
With Crayons
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on August 17, 2018, 07:00:28 PM
With Crayons

Lend me your red helmet and I'll give it a shot ;) :-*
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: gary87zx on August 19, 2018, 10:10:16 AM
Longtime lurker on Bellgab. Glad to see the community goes on.

1) What’s karma?
2) How are labels such as ‘KNYE’ assigned?

Regards, Gary
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: JUAN on August 19, 2018, 11:29:15 AM
Karma is the aggregate of the praises and smites you receive.
The call letters follow Art's career path and are automatically assigned as you reach a certain level of posts.
Post often and click on the ads on the home page.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on August 20, 2018, 10:52:42 PM
Lend me your red helmet and I'll give it a shot ;) :-*
I AM FEMALE!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on August 21, 2018, 06:22:33 PM
I AM FEMALE!
I KNOW! WHY ARE WE YELLING?  hurts my ears :'(
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Sofia on August 21, 2018, 11:29:25 PM
I KNOW! WHY ARE WE YELLING?  hurts my ears :'(
How collaborative.  You're a pretty good collaborator when you want to be  ::).
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on August 26, 2018, 05:34:11 PM
Longtime lurker on Bellgab. Glad to see the community goes on.

1) What’s karma?
2) How are labels such as ‘KNYE’ assigned?

Regards, Gary

Hi Gary! How come you're not posting?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2018, 05:37:38 PM
Hi @gary87zx! How come you're not posting?
FIFY
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: steveyraff on August 29, 2018, 10:21:00 AM
Roswells,

Art Bell fanatic from here in the wilderness of rural Ireland.

I stumbled across Art online by my own means somehow, a good few years ago now. Probably on one of my lengthy research binges, reading into something along the lines of one of his usually covered topics.

I can't put into words how much I enjoyed Art and his show. He because the voice of my daily routine.

I work as a sound engineer. I run my own recording studio. I also sometimes do live sound for concerts and the like. I am also a gigging musician (guitarist).

However, in recent years I started a new line of work within the field of audio, which has became my main job now as it takes up most of my time. Believe it or not, I kind of have Art to thank for this. On my days off, I'd listen to Art. About 5 years ago, maybe a little more, I listened to a show he did on the topic of Tesla. I had heard of Tesla before, but this show just really blew me away, and I learned a lot more about him. It really inspired me, in fact. I began to think about the power of the human mind, and what we are all capable of. It actually made me feel kind of bad for sitting around not doing much on my days off work. I started reading a lot about Tesla after that, about his experiments in the world of electronics etc.

Anyway, around this time, I was saving up for some equipment for my studio. There was a little guitar pedal I wanted. For those who aren't familiar, they are little electronic boxes a guitarist will have on the ground, that will run between their guitar and amplifier. When the footswitch is pressed, it will effect the signal in various ways - distortion, reverb, modulation etc. Well, I looked at this little box I wanted, and it was going to cost me about 500 bucks. I just thought, "what could possibly fit inside that tiny box that could amount to that much money?". Apart from working with plenty of audio electronic devices, I knew nothing about the actual workings of electronics. I'd barely touched a soldering iron. But like I often do, I took to reading - thinking still about the great things Tesla achieved. I discovered groups of people online who are hobbyists at building their own guitar pedals. Took me about 2 years of reading, experimenting with basic circuits etc, but eventually I started building my own guitar pedals. I started to sell them online, and before I knew it, I couldn't keep up with the demand.

Around this time, I commissioned an artist friend of mine to paint me a Tesla portrait, which still hangs on my living room wall - it keeps me motivated.

Now, I often spend around 10 hours a day at my workbench, soldering away and building guitar pedals. And for all of these hours, every single day, I have Art Bell re-runs playing in the background. I can go through 2 or 3 back-to-back 3 hr shows in one day quite easily! Told you I was a fan  ;D ;D

I also became a big fan of Bob Lazar. I have a few Bob Lazar t-shirts lol - not even joking. I wear them to the little rural Irish local pubs and people look at me like "Who the hell is that guy on your shirt?!"

I refer to myself as an "Optimistic Skeptic". I research the unexplainable endlessly. I rarely believe it, but to coin a cliche phrase "I Want To Believe". I try my best to debunk all I can, in the hopes that I can one day find something I simply can not debunk. Every once and a while I get close, and it enthrals me! I do find Bob's story very intriguing and I find his personality and story detail quite believable - but I know I can't base much on that alone.

I am also a bit of an Amateur Astronomer - and have been since I was young. I have two reflector telescopes. I have seen some strange things over the years, and have also tried endlessly to debunk those too. I think I have explained most of the strange sightings I've seen - except maybe one that I am still working on  ;)

Heres a funny thing that happened to me recently that may be of interest to Art Bell fans of the esoteric, weird and wonderful. I built a guitar pedal recently, just a few weeks ago, for a customer in Pasadena California. I put his name on my computer order list. The name kinda stuck in my head as it was unusual to me. Anyway, thought nothing of it. About 3 weeks later his order was up. I was working on it on my workbench, listening to Art Bell of course! During a lunch break, I was reading an article about a Meteor exploding with 2.1 kilotons force, 43 km above a missile early warning radar at Thule Air Base. We’re still here, so they correctly concluded it was not a Russian first strike (there are nearly 2,000 nukes on alert, ready to launch). Then I read that the information was exposed publicly by scientist 'Ron Baalke' of the Jet Propulsion Lab, Pasadena, California. I thought, thats weird, this week I just made a pedal for a Ron Baalke in Pasadena. I contacted the customer. Turns out its the same guy. I mean, what are the chances?! He helped build the Mars rover!
https://www.iflscience.com/space/us-air-force-doesnt-have-answers-after-21-kiloton-meteor-explosion-over-command-base-in-greenland/ (https://www.iflscience.com/space/us-air-force-doesnt-have-answers-after-21-kiloton-meteor-explosion-over-command-base-in-greenland/)

Anyway. Sorry for the rant! Looking forward to being part of this community and perhaps connect with other A.B fans!

Here's a few photos relevant to the post:

PS. Sorry, I look sad and have bags under my eyes in the one of me beside my Tesla painting as it was the day Art passed away. I was trying to pay homage to him by showing the ways he had inspired me!

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Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: FISH on August 29, 2018, 10:37:24 AM
Roswells,

Art Bell fanatic from here in the wilderness of rural Ireland.

I stumbled across Art online by my own means somehow, a good few years ago now. Probably on one of my lengthy research binges, reading into something along the lines of one of his usually covered topics.

I can't put into words how much I enjoyed Art and his show. He because the voice of my daily routine--

hello

Good to hear from an Art Bell Fan, East of the Rockies.  I am also an Art Bell fan, East of Rockies but in the USA.

Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 29, 2018, 10:54:03 AM
Roswells,

Art Bell fanatic from here in the wilderness of rural Ireland.


Nice post Steve and welcome. Please check out the threads and add your input.

The cat people here will surely have something to say about your dangling kitty.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: steveyraff on August 29, 2018, 10:57:47 AM
Nice post Steve and welcome. Please check out the threads and add your input.

The cat people here will surely have something to say about your dangling kitty.

What I like most about this comment is that its my dog LOL. That is Gomez. He is a Boston Terrier - born deaf and trained with hand signals. He does behave very like a cat though! lol

 

Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 11:02:03 AM
I started building my own guitar pedals.

I am guessing PERISH is decay?
Nice looking pedal.
I had a puke green DOD FX25 envelope filter for years that could have used a Perish knob.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 29, 2018, 11:09:23 AM
What I like most about this comment is that its my dog LOL. That is Gomez. He is a Boston Terrier - born deaf and trained with hand signals. He does behave very like a cat though! lol

Cat person here.. BYU had me searching for a "dangling Kitty"  lol.   :o. cute dog... and pics..thanks.. :) :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: steveyraff on August 29, 2018, 11:09:40 AM
I am guessing PERISH is decay?
Nice looking pedal.
I had a puke green DOD FX25 envelope filter for years that could have used a Perish knob.

I like to have fun a get creative with things like that. Interesting about the DOD Envelope Filter having the same named control. Never knew that! You can see some of my other pedals on my Reverb shop if you are interested in that sorta stuff. Thanks.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: steveyraff on August 29, 2018, 11:10:36 AM
Cat person here.. BUY had me searching for a "dangling Kitty"  lol.   :o. cute dog... and pics..thanks.. :) :)

Thanks! I like cats too. We have one on the farm to keep the little rodents away :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 11:11:25 AM
I like to have fun a get creative with things like that. Interesting about the DOD Envelope Filter having the same named control. Never knew that! You can see some of my other pedals on my Reverb shop if you are interested in that sorta stuff. Thanks.

No, I meant it needed one.
It only had RANGE and SENSITIVITY.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 04:27:01 AM
Roswells,  ...

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Welcome and post often.  :)
Great introduction, and +1 for having a framed picture of N.T. on your wall.  ;)
He was a genius, and yes, an inspiration.   8)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: wr250 on September 02, 2018, 02:23:28 PM

@MrsButtface  welcome and post often.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Lonevoice on September 02, 2018, 04:06:31 PM
Roswells,

Art Bell fanatic from here in the wilderness of rural Ireland.

I stumbled across Art online by my own means somehow, a good few years ago now. Probably on one of my lengthy research binges, reading into something along the lines of one of his usually covered topics.
Hi, Steve. When I started reading your post, I was going to ask if you were that guy in Ireland who used to be a caller in the early days of Art's MITD show.  The guy who always talked about how he learned to ejaculate into his scrotum (not that there's anything wrong with that)?  But, after reading the rest of your post,  you don't sound like a guy who likes to tell international radio audiences about how he ejaculates into his scrotum (not that there's anything wrong with that).  Welcome.
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Post by: Sofia on September 02, 2018, 04:59:04 PM
Was he talking to our Roswells?  Did she notice?
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Post by: steveyraff on September 03, 2018, 07:20:59 AM
Hi, Steve. When I started reading your post, I was going to ask if you were that guy in Ireland who used to be a caller in the early days of Art's MITD show.  The guy who always talked about how he learned to ejaculate into his scrotum (not that there's anything wrong with that)?  But, after reading the rest of your post,  you don't sound like a guy who likes to tell international radio audiences about how he ejaculates into his scrotum (not that there's anything wrong with that).  Welcome.

Wow... what?! LOL. No, I can't say I've tried that, and I can't say I'd be telling the world, much less phoning into Art Bell to talk about it, if I could. What a horrible representation of Irish people! I remember one Irish guy phoned in years ago, and he sounded like a total moron as well. He was talking about how Ireland is one of the most haunted places in the world. I think he is believing his own folklore. He also sounded not 100% all there lol.

Anyway, thanks for the welcome!
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Post by: Sofia on September 04, 2018, 11:56:28 AM
Roswells,

Art Bell fanatic from here in the wilderness of rural Ireland.

I stumbled across Art online by my own means somehow, a good few years ago now. Probably on one of my lengthy research binges, reading into something along the lines of one of his usually covered topics.

I can't put into words how much I enjoyed Art and his show. He because the voice of my daily routine.

I work as a sound engineer. I run my own recording studio. I also sometimes do live sound for concerts and the like. I am also a gigging musician (guitarist).

However, in recent years I started a new line of work within the field of audio, which has became my main job now as it takes up most of my time. Believe it or not, I kind of have Art to thank for this. On my days off, I'd listen to Art. About 5 years ago, maybe a little more, I listened to a show he did on the topic of Tesla. I had heard of Tesla before, but this show just really blew me away, and I learned a lot more about him. It really inspired me, in fact. I began to think about the power of the human mind, and what we are all capable of. It actually made me feel kind of bad for sitting around not doing much on my days off work. I started reading a lot about Tesla after that, about his experiments in the world of electronics etc.

Anyway, around this time, I was saving up for some equipment for my studio. There was a little guitar pedal I wanted. For those who aren't familiar, they are little electronic boxes a guitarist will have on the ground, that will run between their guitar and amplifier. When the footswitch is pressed, it will effect the signal in various ways - distortion, reverb, modulation etc. Well, I looked at this little box I wanted, and it was going to cost me about 500 bucks. I just thought, "what could possibly fit inside that tiny box that could amount to that much money?". Apart from working with plenty of audio electronic devices, I knew nothing about the actual workings of electronics. I'd barely touched a soldering iron. But like I often do, I took to reading - thinking still about the great things Tesla achieved. I discovered groups of people online who are hobbyists at building their own guitar pedals. Took me about 2 years of reading, experimenting with basic circuits etc, but eventually I started building my own guitar pedals. I started to sell them online, and before I knew it, I couldn't keep up with the demand.

Around this time, I commissioned an artist friend of mine to paint me a Tesla portrait, which still hangs on my living room wall - it keeps me motivated.

Now, I often spend around 10 hours a day at my workbench, soldering away and building guitar pedals. And for all of these hours, every single day, I have Art Bell re-runs playing in the background. I can go through 2 or 3 back-to-back 3 hr shows in one day quite easily! Told you I was a fan  ;D ;D

I also became a big fan of Bob Lazar. I have a few Bob Lazar t-shirts lol - not even joking. I wear them to the little rural Irish local pubs and people look at me like "Who the hell is that guy on your shirt?!"

I refer to myself as an "Optimistic Skeptic". I research the unexplainable endlessly. I rarely believe it, but to coin a cliche phrase "I Want To Believe". I try my best to debunk all I can, in the hopes that I can one day find something I simply can not debunk. Every once and a while I get close, and it enthrals me! I do find Bob's story very intriguing and I find his personality and story detail quite believable - but I know I can't base much on that alone.

I am also a bit of an Amateur Astronomer - and have been since I was young. I have two reflector telescopes. I have seen some strange things over the years, and have also tried endlessly to debunk those too. I think I have explained most of the strange sightings I've seen - except maybe one that I am still working on  ;)

Heres a funny thing that happened to me recently that may be of interest to Art Bell fans of the esoteric, weird and wonderful. I built a guitar pedal recently, just a few weeks ago, for a customer in Pasadena California. I put his name on my computer order list. The name kinda stuck in my head as it was unusual to me. Anyway, thought nothing of it. About 3 weeks later his order was up. I was working on it on my workbench, listening to Art Bell of course! During a lunch break, I was reading an article about a Meteor exploding with 2.1 kilotons force, 43 km above a missile early warning radar at Thule Air Base. We’re still here, so they correctly concluded it was not a Russian first strike (there are nearly 2,000 nukes on alert, ready to launch). Then I read that the information was exposed publicly by scientist 'Ron Baalke' of the Jet Propulsion Lab, Pasadena, California. I thought, thats weird, this week I just made a pedal for a Ron Baalke in Pasadena. I contacted the customer. Turns out its the same guy. I mean, what are the chances?! He helped build the Mars rover!
https://www.iflscience.com/space/us-air-force-doesnt-have-answers-after-21-kiloton-meteor-explosion-over-command-base-in-greenland/ (https://www.iflscience.com/space/us-air-force-doesnt-have-answers-after-21-kiloton-meteor-explosion-over-command-base-in-greenland/)

Anyway. Sorry for the rant! Looking forward to being part of this community and perhaps connect with other A.B fans!

Here's a few photos relevant to the post:

PS. Sorry, I look sad and have bags under my eyes in the one of me beside my Tesla painting as it was the day Art passed away. I was trying to pay homage to him by showing the ways he had inspired me!

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As one myself from time to time, welcome fellow WOT-er!
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Post by: the general on September 15, 2018, 01:14:27 PM
Howdy.
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Post by: GravitySucks on September 15, 2018, 01:17:16 PM
Howdy.

Welcome
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Post by: Inglorious Bitch on September 15, 2018, 01:29:19 PM
Howdy.

OMG, I'm so happy to see you here!
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Post by: Bart Ell on September 15, 2018, 01:34:39 PM
Howdy.

Welcome.
What would you use to get an unwanted signature off a guitar?
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Post by: Inglorious Bitch on September 15, 2018, 02:27:00 PM
Welcome.
What would you use to get an unwanted signature off a guitar?

Sandpaper.
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Post by: the general on September 15, 2018, 04:42:52 PM
OMG, I'm so happy to see you here!

Thanks, it's good to be seen.
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Post by: the general on September 15, 2018, 04:43:57 PM
Welcome.
What would you use to get an unwanted signature off a guitar?

Pizza Punch
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Post by: the general on September 15, 2018, 04:44:36 PM
Welcome

Thanks Grav.
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Post by: AngiefromNJ on September 15, 2018, 05:12:34 PM
HI from NJ
Hi I am Angie! Long time listener, first time caller!
I have listened to Art Bell since the 90s, I love MITD and a lot of other paranormal shows.
I am totally into cryptids! I want to thank you all for letting me play with the cool kids! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o :o :o

All Hail Bart Ell!!
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Post by: Sofia on September 21, 2018, 02:25:05 AM
Thanks Grav.
Welcome back!
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Post by: WildCard on September 22, 2018, 04:54:06 PM
I AM HERE..

reading your article now
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Post by: Hobo_Bob on September 23, 2018, 12:13:17 PM
Ello
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Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 12:17:43 PM
Ello
Welcome to EllGab. Post often.

Click an ad once every 3 or 4 days, the money goes to charity. Don't click too often or it doesn't go to charity...
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Post by: Inglorious Bitch on September 23, 2018, 12:17:57 PM
Ello

Hey. Welcome aboard.
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Post by: KSM on September 24, 2018, 03:00:42 PM
Ello
Groovy Hat!
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Post by: Liberace on November 07, 2018, 01:41:17 PM
I'm not a new member.... but I've got a pretty BIG member..... are big members welcome here?
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Post by: damon on November 07, 2018, 02:04:44 PM
I'm not a new member.... but I've got a pretty BIG member..... are big members welcome here?
People who talks about their penis as a BIG member really means that they just has a micropenis. Sorry that your wife has been lying to you about your member. ;) ;) Welcome back @Liberace
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Post by: GravitySucks on November 07, 2018, 02:07:58 PM
I'm not a new member.... but I've got a pretty BIG member..... are big members welcome here?

Only if you send us all Moroccan ponchos
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Post by: tootsie_wootsy on November 07, 2018, 02:17:30 PM
Only if you send us all Moroccan ponchos

ain't it all that? :-X  :)  i mean the poncho of course  ::)

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Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 07, 2018, 02:25:41 PM
That poncho is going to be the next "thing" and I want in on the ground floor.  It is truly awesome.................
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Post by: tootsie_wootsy on November 07, 2018, 02:37:12 PM
That poncho is going to be the next "thing" and I want in on the ground floor.  It is truly awesome.................

yes for sure 

 ::)

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Post by: baglady on November 10, 2018, 07:07:06 AM
to nice peeps Hi

hehe
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Post by: tootsie_wootsy on November 10, 2018, 08:36:37 AM
to nice peeps Hi

hehe

hi  :)
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Post by: Juan Valdez on December 05, 2018, 02:33:27 PM
Hello all
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Post by: KSM on December 12, 2018, 08:06:42 PM
Hello all
All this time and nobody has taken the time to welcome you. So hello, Juan. I bet predict your second post is going to be a doozy.
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Post by: Sofia on December 14, 2018, 05:41:44 PM
yes for sure 

 ::)

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Hello stressed-out kitty!  Welcome to my world!  You, my dear, are Not Alone!
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Post by: Sofia on December 14, 2018, 05:42:29 PM
Hello all
Hello @Juan Valdez
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Post by: Juan Valdez on December 23, 2018, 05:29:59 PM
All this time and nobody has taken the time to welcome you. So hello, Juan. I bet predict your second post is going to be a doozy.

Thanks for the welcome!

Hello @Juan Valdez!

Hi!
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Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on December 23, 2018, 06:02:14 PM
Thanks for the welcome!

Hi!

Hello @Juan Valdez . Great, er, coffee, post often!
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Post by: StarrMountain on December 24, 2018, 01:46:59 AM
Hello all
Greetings and Hello, Juan Valdes! ;D
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Post by: Juan Valdez on January 06, 2019, 07:52:17 PM
Hello @Juan Valdez . Great, er, coffee, post often!


Greetings and Hello, Juan Valdes! ;D

Hiya!  :D
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Post by: BrightEyes on February 11, 2019, 09:55:46 AM
hi  :)
HI! @tootsie_wootsy
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Post by: 26 horses on February 11, 2019, 10:00:19 AM
HI! @tootsie_wootsy
Tsk...you know she was banned, yes? :'(

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Post by: BrightEyes on February 11, 2019, 10:01:10 AM
Tsk...you know she was banned, yes? :'(

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No, but I was curious to see another @tootsie_wootsie or @tootsie_wootsy ??
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Post by: 26 horses on February 11, 2019, 10:02:46 AM
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...the very BEST!
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Post by: BrightEyes on February 11, 2019, 10:06:34 AM
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...the very BEST!
I have never seen this in my life lol

Why did they get banned?
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Post by: 26 horses on February 11, 2019, 10:08:19 AM
I have never seen this in my life lol

Why did they get banned?

I think Bart felt Tootsie wasn't happy here, you might ask him. :-X
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Post by: BrightEyes on February 11, 2019, 10:11:49 AM
I think Bart felt Tootsie wasn't happy here, you might ask him. :-X
LMAO. I see it now through looking at their posts!
I'll just look for the title of cuckshacker!
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Post by: 26 horses on February 11, 2019, 10:13:02 AM
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careful kitty... :-X
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Post by: BrightEyes on February 11, 2019, 10:13:38 AM
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careful kitty... :-X
I don't think I have been bad enough to go to the zoo???
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Post by: 26 horses on February 11, 2019, 10:17:20 AM
Not my province to speculate. :-Xvisitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Post by: MaxPower on February 11, 2019, 10:34:36 AM
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...the very BEST!
So, that is the Coppertone girl all grown up  8)
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Post by: 26 horses on February 11, 2019, 10:41:34 AM
Lol, no bottle blonde she... ;)

Ekshually...

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Post by: BrightEyes on February 11, 2019, 10:43:16 AM
So, that is the Coppertone girl all grown up  8)
Soo, It is not like a tootsie roll?
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Post by: 26 horses on February 11, 2019, 10:46:45 AM
https://www.insideedition.com/headlines/8584-original-coppertone-baby-supports-moms-ad-recreation

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still adorable 8)
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Post by: Bluejay on February 11, 2019, 10:55:55 AM
I have never seen this in my life lol

Why did they get banned?
Drama.
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Post by: BrightEyes on February 11, 2019, 10:58:42 AM
Drama.
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Love the GIF! +1
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Post by: 26 horses on February 11, 2019, 11:03:15 AM
Drama.
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And socks!

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Post by: FredGarvin on February 23, 2019, 06:17:12 PM
Ladies: I'm here for shits, giggles, and a handful of funbags!

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Post by: KSM on February 23, 2019, 07:06:09 PM
Ladies: I'm here for shits, giggles, and a handful of funbags!

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Welcome, Fred.  Just a heads up... the ladies around here aren't exactly a barrel o' laughs so that line's gonna be slim pickin's
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Post by: 26 horses on February 24, 2019, 08:58:07 AM
Welcome, Fred.  Just a heads up... the ladies around here aren't exactly a barrel o' laughs so that line's gonna be slim pickin's
Just add a bit of clumping surfactant and it'll all be good...

 ;D

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Post by: KSM on March 17, 2019, 11:16:58 PM
Ladies: I'm here for shits, giggles, and a handful of funbags!

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What happened to this guy? 1 post? I had such high hopes for him.  :-\
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Post by: TrigSciGuy on April 07, 2019, 10:08:00 PM
Be gentle its my first time .
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Post by: anniem on April 07, 2019, 10:19:45 PM
Be gentle its my first time .

Hello
Welcome
Have fun
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Post by: GravitySucks on April 07, 2019, 10:22:31 PM
Be gentle its my first time .

Hi. Pot ‘n use.
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Post by: TrigSciGuy on April 07, 2019, 10:24:01 PM
Have you seen my baseball âš¾
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Post by: KSM on April 07, 2019, 10:39:16 PM
Be gentle its my first time .
no
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Post by: 26 horses on April 08, 2019, 10:33:03 AM
Have you seen my baseball âš¾

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Post by: sumethinz new on April 12, 2019, 05:19:42 PM
@TrigSciGuy, k likes to pretend he's an American Bulldog but really he's a Chocolate Lab trying to lick your face for kisses...post often! I've no idea about your baseball
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Post by: PolkaDot on April 12, 2019, 08:20:01 PM
Be gentle its my first time .
Oh, boy. Take a BIG breath and jump in.
Praise Bart!
Post often.
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Post by: StarrMountain on April 13, 2019, 12:59:21 AM
Be gentle its my first time .
Greetings, and welcome (gentle hug).  Sorry.  Virgins scare me.  I'll wait till you get the experience of this place. ;) ;D
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Post by: skittles on May 21, 2019, 02:42:22 PM
You took the first step to sign up and now it is time to join the fun.
Don't make me have to delete all accounts without a post.
I will do it.
I am crazy like that.
Oh yeah, once again, welcome.

Full Disclosure:
Greetings all.  I used to be pawpourri.  Through a perfect storm of moving physical locales twice, email implosion, and technical ineptitude on my part, I was unable to enjoy the conversational intercourse previously savored here.
I'm back, I'm skittles, and I'm furtacular!
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Post by: anniem on May 21, 2019, 02:46:07 PM
Full Disclosure:
Greetings all.  I used to be pawpourri.  Through a perfect storm of moving physical locales twice, email implosion, and technical ineptitude on my part, I was unable to enjoy the conversational intercourse previously enjoyed here.
I'm back, I'm skittles, and I'm furtacular!

Hi!
Welcome and have fun.
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Post by: skittles on May 21, 2019, 02:51:34 PM
Hi!
Welcome and have fun.

Thank you anniem, one of the bestest members here!
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Post by: anniem on May 21, 2019, 02:53:49 PM
Thank you anniem, one of the bestest members here!

How sweet! I know you were here before but welcome anyway. ;)
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Post by: anniem on May 21, 2019, 02:58:57 PM
Thank you anniem, one of the bestest members here!

How come a new name?
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Post by: Bluejay on May 21, 2019, 03:42:23 PM
Full Disclosure:
Greetings all.  I used to be pawpourri.  Through a perfect storm of moving physical locales twice, email implosion, and technical ineptitude on my part, I was unable to enjoy the conversational intercourse previously savored here.
I'm back, I'm skittles, and I'm furtacular!
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Post by: skittles on May 21, 2019, 03:47:19 PM
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LOL
Damn, you're good!
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Post by: Bart Ell on May 21, 2019, 04:02:26 PM
Full Disclosure:
Greetings all.  I used to be pawpourri.  Through a perfect storm of moving physical locales twice, email implosion, and technical ineptitude on my part, I was unable to enjoy the conversational intercourse previously savored here.
I'm back, I'm skittles, and I'm furtacular!

If you would like to use your old account then just sent me a message and I will help you out.
If you want to use Skittles then just continue Skittling.

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Post by: skittles on May 21, 2019, 04:28:11 PM
If you would like to use your old account then just sent me a message and I will help you out.
If you want to use Skittles then just continue Skittling.

Thank you kind sir!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR OLD MEMBERS
Post by: skittles on May 21, 2019, 07:17:19 PM
How come a new name?

It was easier for me to rejoin forum with a different name.  I couldn't get on here as pawpourri due to my idiocy of not remembering password and my email blowed up and didn't work anymore.  So as not to appear duplicitous, I disclosed my new name.  Received a nice reply from Master Ell.  So all is well.  I always liked the word "skittles", pets I knew were named that.

Synopsis:  A new name enabled me to rejoin forum.

 :D
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Post by: GravitySucks on May 21, 2019, 07:20:27 PM
It was easier for me to rejoin forum with a different name.  I couldn't get on here as pawpourri due to my idiocy of not remembering password and my email blowed up and didn't work anymore.  So as not to appear duplicitous, I disclosed my new name.  Received a nice reply from Master Ell.  So all is well.  I always liked the word "skittles", pets I knew were named that.

Synopsis:  A new name enabled me to rejoin forum.

 :D

tl;dr
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Post by: skittles on May 21, 2019, 07:24:44 PM
tl;dr

THAT'S WHAT THE SYNOPSIS WAS FOR, EINSTEIN.  ::)
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Post by: anniem on May 21, 2019, 07:29:17 PM
It was easier for me to rejoin forum with a different name.  I couldn't get on here as pawpourri due to my idiocy of not remembering password and my email blowed up and didn't work anymore.  So as not to appear duplicitous, I disclosed my new name.  Received a nice reply from Master Ell.  So all is well.  I always liked the word "skittles", pets I knew were named that.

Synopsis:  A new name enabled me to rejoin forum.

 :D

Glad you are here whatever name.  ;D
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Post by: skittles on May 21, 2019, 07:32:19 PM
Glad you are here whatever name.  ;D

 :-*

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Post by: KSM on May 21, 2019, 11:25:35 PM
Hmm

..skittles. Couldn't even capitalize your name, huh.

You know anything about Steve Langford? What about a chocolate bandit mask?

Whatever. Welcome. For now.

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Post by: StarrMountain on May 22, 2019, 12:43:44 AM
tl;dr

Hey, my friend. ;) ;D :-*

Oh, yeah.  BUMP - 1 ;D
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Post by: StarrMountain on May 22, 2019, 12:45:56 AM
Hmm

..skittles. Couldn't even capitalize your name, huh.

You know anything about Steve Langford? What about a chocolate bandit mask?

Whatever. Welcome. For now.

Hey, me Rocker Friend.

BUMP - 1 ;) :-*
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Post by: paladin1991 on May 22, 2019, 12:49:01 AM
THAT'S WHAT THE SYNOPSIS WAS FOR, EINSTEIN.  ::)
Maybe if you made it shorter?
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Post by: skittles on May 22, 2019, 01:08:56 AM
Hmm

..skittles. Couldn't even capitalize your name, huh.

You know anything about Steve Langford? What about a chocolate bandit mask?

Whatever. Welcome. For now.

The Canadian guy who left somewhere and came back somewhere else?  Never heard of him.
Re said mask:  Reminds me of a messy scene in a low budget porno.  Never saw it.
Thank you kindly for the tepid welcome.   ;D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR OLD MEMBERS
Post by: skittles on May 22, 2019, 01:14:16 AM
Maybe if you made it shorter?

Name enabled forum.
Geez, give 'em a foot, they'll take an inch.   :P
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR OLD MEMBERS
Post by: skittles on May 22, 2019, 01:28:17 AM

Starr! So good to see you, celestial lady!   :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: AngiefromNJ on May 22, 2019, 05:31:32 AM
Be gentle its my first time .
Hey Welcome!!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: AngiefromNJ on May 22, 2019, 05:32:40 AM
Have you seen my baseball âš¾
Sorry My pitbull found it... 8)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on May 22, 2019, 08:01:51 PM
The Canadian guy who left somewhere and came back somewhere else?  Never heard of him.
Re said mask:  Reminds me of a messy scene in a low budget porno.  Never saw it.
Thank you kindly for the tepid welcome.   ;D

Wrong.
Rong.
Correct.
 :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on May 22, 2019, 08:04:24 PM
Hey, me Rocker Friend.

BUMP - 1 ;) :-*
Thank you, I reciprocate.


I am no longer a "rocker" I'm a Romance Novel model. (the hunky guy with the long hair on the cover) ;) ;D


 :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: anniem on May 22, 2019, 08:14:58 PM
Hmm..skittles. Couldn't even capitalize your name, huh.

Now THAT'S something to worry about.   ;)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: skittles on May 22, 2019, 10:40:57 PM
Wrong.
Rong.
Correct.
 :)

1 out of 3 ain't bad.  (Apologies to Meatloaf).   ;D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Christ on a Bike on July 24, 2019, 09:33:00 AM
Prepare for the second coming of Christ (on a bike)
For first coming see bellgab.com
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on July 24, 2019, 09:41:12 AM
Prepare for the second coming of Christ (on a bike)
For first coming see bellgab.com

Today is a day that you will remember forever.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Christ on a Bike on July 24, 2019, 09:52:32 AM
Today is a day that you will remember forever.

It is. The time is right. That time is now!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: anniem on July 24, 2019, 09:55:33 AM
It is. The time is right. That time is now!

FOR WHAT!?

i feel unprepared.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: BrightEyes on July 24, 2019, 09:58:14 AM
FOR WHAT!?

i feel unprepared.
THE TIME IS FOR ANNIELAND!
@anniem
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Christ on a Bike on July 24, 2019, 10:00:30 AM
FOR WHAT!?

i feel unprepared.

That's why I said ''Prepare" so you have time to prepare.
I thought it was less dramatic than "Get Ready". 
Smart casual is fine  ;D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on July 24, 2019, 10:15:41 AM
Prepare for the second coming of Christ (on a bike)
For first coming see bellgab.com

/reported
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: anniem on July 24, 2019, 01:14:47 PM
THE TIME IS FOR ANNIELAND!
@anniem

You are the best!  (STILL like the kitty typing. I smile each time I see it)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: anniem on July 24, 2019, 01:16:10 PM
/reported

Oh. A bike? Hm. Bike sharing, I hope.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on July 24, 2019, 01:33:48 PM
Oh. A bike? Hm. Bike sharing, I hope.

And I heard it was a girl’s bike. With banana seat, butterfly handlebars and training wheels.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: FISH on July 24, 2019, 01:53:46 PM
Prepare for the second coming of Christ (on a bike)
For first coming see bellgab.com
@Christ on a Bike welcome to the new country. I am curious. What kind of bike?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Christ on a Bike on July 24, 2019, 02:01:20 PM
@Christ on a Bike welcome to the new country. I am curious. What kind of bike?

Hey @FISH  thanks! What kind of bike? Well, because it's Jesus' bike, it can in fact really be any kind of bike you like.
You can let your imagination run riot. As @GravitySucks kindly gave us all a glimpse into the things swirling around his
mind, hey, whatever turns you on buddy. I'd have gone for Honda Fireblade myself, probably.
It can cycle across water, I should point that out.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: FISH on July 24, 2019, 02:22:02 PM
Hey @FISH  thanks! What kind of bike? Well, because it's Jesus' bike, it can in fact really be any kind of bike you like.
You can let your imagination run riot. As @GravitySucks kindly gave us all a glimpse into the things swirling around his
mind, hey, whatever turns you on buddy. I'd have gone for Honda Fireblade myself, probably.
It can cycle across water, I should point that out.
@Christ on a Bike what is the trick to riding on sand?  8)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Christ on a Bike on July 24, 2019, 02:28:55 PM
@Christ on a Bike what is the trick to riding on sand?  8)
Pedal powered? Impossible. Forget it.
With a motorbike simply let some air out of the rear tyre, not too much, and power wheelie! Although that doesn't really work as well with an automatic transmission.  8)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on July 24, 2019, 03:03:02 PM
Hey @FISH  thanks! What kind of bike? Well, because it's Jesus' bike, it can in fact really be any kind of bike you like.
You can let your imagination run riot. As @GravitySucks kindly gave us all a glimpse into the things swirling around his
mind, hey, whatever turns you on buddy. I'd have gone for Honda Fireblade myself, probably.
It can cycle across water, I should point that out.

You know you would rock it

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Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bluejay on July 24, 2019, 04:52:16 PM
You know you would rock it

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Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Christ on a Bike on July 25, 2019, 08:03:51 AM
You know you would rock it

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@GravitySucks  I would totally rock that. I would look cool and sexy at the same time.

Do you know if @Jedimiller plans on selling it any time soon?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on July 25, 2019, 08:54:19 AM
@GravitySucks  I would totally rock that. I would look cool and sexy at the same time.

Do you know if @Jedimiller plans on selling it any time soon?

You do realize there is no cross bar, correct?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Christ on a Bike on July 25, 2019, 09:01:53 AM
You do realize there is no cross bar, correct?

Of course. Cross bars are the number one cause of crushed nuts among male cycling enthusiasts.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on August 03, 2019, 07:03:13 PM
Hi.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on August 03, 2019, 07:13:39 PM
Hi.
Don't get so fuckin' uppity and aggressive. Whoooaaa!!   

..This is your final warning.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: FISH on August 04, 2019, 04:28:08 AM
Hi.
@Chimp Covfefe "HI"
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! What are you doing here?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: StarrMountain on August 04, 2019, 10:04:55 PM
Hi.
Greetings, and Welcome!  +1 ;) ;D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on August 04, 2019, 10:12:40 PM
So it's just a big ol' lovefest is it >:( ::)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: StarrMountain on August 04, 2019, 10:18:56 PM
So it's just a big ol' lovefest is it >:( ::)

What??? :o

Why are you jumping on me?  I'm just welcoming a new person. 

Fuck!  Why am I being attacked ???  Especially, by YOU! >:( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on August 04, 2019, 10:51:49 PM
What??? :o

Why are you jumping on me?  I'm just welcoming a new person. 

Fuck!  Why am I being attacked ???  Especially, by YOU! >:( :'( :'( :'(
Noooo  I'm not "attacking" anybody. Just being silly!!! That's my gig here!!!


I had to leave a BBQ yesterday for verbally "attacking" another guest. (he was talking about not being in shape so I told him he was just, SHAPE!) I thought it was funny as hell and I still do. He was shaped like a stoned potato and it was an easy laugh. Guess it's just a bad weekend for being misunderstood. I just want to be a nice prick dammit!!!

FKN stop crying or I'll pee in the hot tub.

Plus 1 for your troubles.  :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: anniem on August 05, 2019, 04:48:37 AM
Noooo  I'm not "attacking" anybody. Just being silly!!! That's my gig here!!!
I had to leave a BBQ yesterday for verbally "attacking" another guest. (he was talking about not being in shape so I told him he was just, SHAPE!) I thought it was funny as hell and I still do. He was shaped like a stoned potato and it was an easy laugh. Guess it's just a bad weekend for being misunderstood. I just want to be a nice prick dammit!!!
FKN stop crying or I'll pee in the hot tub.
Plus 1 for your troubles.  :)

Maybe sprinkle a few   ;) ;) ;)  to convey silly.  This from one who usually forgets to use them. Ah well. ::)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: BrightEyes on August 05, 2019, 07:58:17 AM
Noooo  I'm not "attacking" anybody. Just being silly!!! That's my gig here!!!


I had to leave a BBQ yesterday for verbally "attacking" another guest. (he was talking about not being in shape so I told him he was just, SHAPE!) I thought it was funny as hell and I still do. He was shaped like a stoned potato and it was an easy laugh. Guess it's just a bad weekend for being misunderstood. I just want to be a nice prick dammit!!!

FKN stop crying or I'll pee in the hot tub.

Plus 1 for your troubles.  :)
haha,


yeah, I wonder if KSM was doing that to me too.
But it always seems playful.
As for bart ell producer [size=78%]asking for nudes...lol[/size]
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: StarrMountain on August 05, 2019, 08:35:56 AM
Noooo  I'm not "attacking" anybody. Just being silly!!! That's my gig here!!!


I had to leave a BBQ yesterday for verbally "attacking" another guest. (he was talking about not being in shape so I told him he was just, SHAPE!) I thought it was funny as hell and I still do. He was shaped like a stoned potato and it was an easy laugh. Guess it's just a bad weekend for being misunderstood. I just want to be a nice prick dammit!!!

FKN stop crying or I'll pee in the hot tub.

Plus 1 for your troubles.  :)

I've been misunderstood like that too.  No worries my friend.
I don't have a hot tub.  But if I did and you tried to pee in it, you'd suddenly be dick-less for you efforts.
Just sayin'. ;) ;D

Plus 1 just for the hell of it. ;)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on August 05, 2019, 06:31:31 PM
Maybe sprinkle a few   ;) ;) ;)  to convey silly.  This from one who usually forgets to use them. Ah well. ::)
@anniem Yeah, that would be better perhaps.  But I've never been sure about the winky face. I have always taken it as a sexual advance.. :o I'm very flattered but I'm only one man/Farm penis and I cannot be running around all over North America servicing all these damn winkers. Between Coastgab, Bellgab, and now Ellgab I've lost count of all the members who want me to do... stuff... for them. Or perhaps it's more like, to them!!? I just don't know anymore :P

 ;) ;D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 05, 2019, 06:56:45 PM
@anniem Yeah, that would be better perhaps.  But I've never been sure about the winky face. I have always taken it as a sexual advance.. :o

Seems to work on Frogs.  Did you see what a good time Chimp Cofeve had?   That started with just a winker.   ;)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bluejay on August 05, 2019, 07:27:53 PM
Noooo  I'm not "attacking" anybody. Just being silly!!! That's my gig here!!!


I had to leave a BBQ yesterday for verbally "attacking" another guest. (he was talking about not being in shape so I told him he was just, SHAPE!) I thought it was funny as hell and I still do. He was shaped like a stoned potato and it was an easy laugh. Guess it's just a bad weekend for being misunderstood. I just want to be a nice prick dammit!!!

FKN stop crying or I'll pee in the hot tub.

Plus 1 for your troubles.  :)
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Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: anniem on August 06, 2019, 02:07:18 PM
@anniem Yeah, that would be better perhaps.  But I've never been sure about the winky face. I have always taken it as a sexual advance.. :o I'm very flattered but I'm only one man/Farm penis and I cannot be running around all over North America servicing all these damn winkers. Between Coastgab, Bellgab, and now Ellgab I've lost count of all the members who want me to do... stuff... for them. Or perhaps it's more like, to them!!? I just don't know anymore :P

 ;) ;D

I thought winky was to convey that one was kidding. Though i am usually kidding and forget to useit so I don't know. Right there, I was not kidding.  :) ;) :D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Ghost BEP on August 09, 2019, 08:31:48 PM
@KSM

Gotcha!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on August 09, 2019, 09:10:08 PM
@KSM

Gotcha!
FUCK! Yoooouuu doity wat  Almost a spit take..

 "They say time is the fire in which we all burn"  "Youu.. won't see me comin'"




Video may be a bit of a misnomer as I only wanted the clip of You won't see me comin'  but you get the point.

If this doesn't work I'll post a Doug Ford video just to confuse the fuck outta everybody!


Notice I didn't tag you.








...quietly... he waits.......
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2019, 02:10:31 PM

...quietly... he waits.......

As do we.  Heh, heh. 8)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Millicent on November 17, 2019, 12:40:48 PM
Hi I am an Art Bell fan who checked out when Heather took over. I find myself listening to Midnight again with new host Dave as well as Knapp on Coast. I have read here in the past and just decided to jump in.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PolkaDot on November 17, 2019, 12:58:07 PM
Hi I am an Art Bell fan who checked out when Heather took over. I find myself listening to Midnight again with new host Dave as well as Knapp on Coast. I have read here in the past and just decided to jump in.
Welcome to the fray
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on November 17, 2019, 01:13:39 PM
Hi I am an Art Bell fan who checked out when Heather took over. I find myself listening to Midnight again with new host Dave as well as Knapp on Coast. I have read here in the past and just decided to jump in.

How many cats do you have?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: anniem on November 17, 2019, 01:17:44 PM
Hi I am an Art Bell fan who checked out when Heather took over. I find myself listening to Midnight again with new host Dave as well as Knapp on Coast. I have read here in the past and just decided to jump in.

Hi there! Welcome.
I very much like Spaced Out Radio with Dave Scott, give that a try if you like.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Millicent on November 17, 2019, 01:42:28 PM
How many cats do you have?

I have 2 dogs as well as a turtle but no cats atm.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Millicent on November 17, 2019, 01:43:02 PM
Welcome to the fray

Thank you.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Millicent on November 17, 2019, 01:46:09 PM
Hi there! Welcome.
I very much like Spaced Out Radio with Dave Scott, give that a try if you like.

Thank you for the welcome. I do listen to him on occasion too.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on November 17, 2019, 01:49:01 PM
I have 2 dogs as well as a turtle but no cats atm.

/reported
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: MAX on November 17, 2019, 01:58:02 PM
I have 2 dogs as well as a turtle but no cats atm.


Dogs rule, welcome aboard.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PolkaDot on November 17, 2019, 02:59:33 PM
/reported
Gravity does that on occasion. But he’s generally a good resource. It’s not his fault he’s a cat lady.  ;)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on November 17, 2019, 03:55:20 PM
Hello @Millicent

You have very nice pets and you like Art too! That's good. A turtle? I hope you're not referring to your husbands dinky.

I have taken the liberty of choosing a few stock avatars for you to choose from. If you would like more, there are plenty! Around here we like our avatars.  Welcome to the forum dear :) ;)

-FP

Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: anniem on November 17, 2019, 04:14:50 PM
I have 2 dogs as well as a turtle but no cats atm.

What sort of turtle?  How big is the turtle?  What do turtles eat? Got a photo?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: GravitySucks on November 17, 2019, 04:15:12 PM
Gravity does that on occasion. But he’s generally a good resource. It’s not his fault he’s a cat lady.  ;)

So many cats. So few tested recipes.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Ren on November 17, 2019, 05:12:59 PM
Hi Millicent! I love your name!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on November 17, 2019, 06:09:51 PM
Hello @Millicent

You have very nice pets and you like Art too! That's good. A turtle? I hope you're not referring to your husbands dinky.

I have taken the liberty of choosing a few stock avatars for you to choose from. If you would like more, there are plenty! Around here we like our avatars.  Welcome to the forum dear :) ;)

-FP
Can't believe I got smited for that.  Whatta shame :-X
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PolkaDot on November 17, 2019, 07:17:40 PM
Hello @Millicent

You have very nice pets and you like Art too! That's good. A turtle? I hope you're not referring to your husbands dinky.

I have taken the liberty of choosing a few stock avatars for you to choose from. If you would like more, there are plenty! Around here we like our avatars.  Welcome to the forum dear :) ;)

-FP
Don’t worry about hair metal, he does that to all the girls. We’re just excited to have new blood.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: damon on November 17, 2019, 08:10:41 PM
Hello @Millicent  I hope that you are well. Welcome to our forum and I will give you a plus 1 for joining us.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on November 17, 2019, 08:17:54 PM
Don’t run away from hair metal, he does wonderful things to all the girls. We’re just excited.
   

Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: TigerLily on November 17, 2019, 09:06:56 PM
Hello @Millicent

You have very nice pets and you like Art too! That's good. A turtle? I hope you're not referring to your husbands dinky.

I have taken the liberty of choosing a few stock avatars for you to choose from. If you would like more, there are plenty! Around here we like our avatars.  Welcome to the forum dear :) ;)

-FP
/downloaded  I mean /reported

Welcome to Ellgab, Millicent. Post often. But watch out for GravitySucks, KSM and especially BartEll. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. You'll figure out which is which as you get more acquainted
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Bart Ell on November 18, 2019, 03:49:18 AM
/downloaded  I mean /reported

Welcome to Ellgab, Millicent. Post often. But watch out for GravitySucks, KSM and especially BartEll. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. You'll figure out which is which as you get more acquainted

Referring to @GravitySucks as ugly is not kind.
Not one bit.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: BrightEyes on November 18, 2019, 10:17:48 AM
Referring to @GravitySucks as ugly is not kind.
Not one bit.
@KSM


I am looking forward to the festive penis'!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on November 18, 2019, 10:53:24 AM
@KSM


I am looking forward to the festive penis'!
That's what you want for Christmas? yeah?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: BrightEyes on November 18, 2019, 10:55:05 AM
That's what you want for Christmas? yeah?


Yes and whatever random profile picture you have at the time! 😂
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on November 18, 2019, 12:21:31 PM

Yes 
You pay shipping. And I'll be needing it back by new Years eve.  Lol this bubble wrap tickles :)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: JayGab on November 18, 2019, 03:39:21 PM
I'll bet real money that this Millicent person won't be back thanks to all you weirdos. Idiots! You keep turning in the same daily shit for such lackluster forum fodder.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: TigerLily on November 18, 2019, 03:44:17 PM
I'll bet real money that this Millicent person won't be back thanks to all you weirdos. Idiots! You keep turning in the same daily shit for such lackluster forum fodder.

Go back to your spider hole, Vara
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: anniem on November 18, 2019, 03:47:57 PM
I'll bet real money that this Millicent person won't be back thanks to all you weirdos. Idiots! You keep turning in the same daily shit for such lackluster forum fodder.

Aw. I thought we were nice and welcoming.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on November 18, 2019, 05:16:43 PM
I'll bet real money that this Millicent person won't be back thanks to all you weirdos. Idiots! You keep turning in the same daily shit for such lackluster forum fodder.
I second what the two women before me said. But I'll add this - YOU'RE A HAM SUCKING FUCKFACE!!!

And you're an ANUS!!   A HAM ANUS!!!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: sean92008 on November 18, 2019, 07:20:29 PM
@KSM


I am looking forward to the festive Festivus  penis'!

Seinfelded it.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: PolkaDot on November 18, 2019, 08:34:04 PM
I'll bet real money that this Millicent person won't be back thanks to all you weirdos. Idiots! You keep turning in the same daily shit for such lackluster forum fodder.
Yet, you remain.  :(
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: BrightEyes on November 19, 2019, 02:45:10 PM
You pay shipping. And I'll be needing it back by new Years eve.  Lol this bubble wrap tickles :)
You have a very Theon Greyjoy from GOT vibe here.  ;D


Will foam peanuts work?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: KSM on November 19, 2019, 03:25:40 PM
You have a very Theon Greyjoy from GOT vibe here.  ;D


Will foam peanuts work?
@BrightEyes

I hate TV. When I watch the tube it's the food network or Hockey-Baseball-Football.

I've not watched one episode of GOT. I do not know who Theon Greyjoy is. But he sounds swell

PS you are also responsible for handling. Not just shipping.


EDIT  I just googled the guy. I don't like em'
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: BrightEyes on November 19, 2019, 03:32:55 PM
@BrightEyes

I hate TV. When I watch the tube it's the food network or Hockey-Baseball-Football.

I've not watched one episode of GOT. I do not know who Theon Greyjoy is. But he sounds swell

PS you are also responsible for handling. Not just shipping.


EDIT  I just googled the guy. I don't like em'


😂. I will remain in one piece I promise!


The man had a big one I thought though?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Millicent on November 23, 2019, 04:51:32 PM
Hello @Millicent

You have very nice pets and you like Art too! That's good. A turtle? I hope you're not referring to your husbands dinky.

I have taken the liberty of choosing a few stock avatars for you to choose from. If you would like more, there are plenty! Around here we like our avatars.  Welcome to the forum dear :) ;)

-FP

LOL
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Millicent on November 23, 2019, 04:54:30 PM
Hello @Millicent  I hope that you are well. Welcome to our forum and I will give you a plus 1 for joining us.

Thank you
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: Millicent on November 23, 2019, 05:01:22 PM
What sort of turtle?  How big is the turtle?  What do turtles eat? Got a photo?
I have a Caspian Pond Turtle. He eats turtle pellets, crickets and insects. Sometimes we give him a few shrimp as a treat.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: anniem on November 23, 2019, 09:03:05 PM
I have a Caspian Pond Turtle. He eats turtle pellets, crickets and insects. Sometimes we give him a few shrimp as a treat.

I've always liked turtles. When we were kids we had two small turtles that lived in a small plastic turtle environment. Does your turtle live outside in a pond?

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Post by: KSM on November 30, 2019, 06:14:11 PM
I've always liked turtles. When we were kids we had two small turtles that lived in a small plastic turtle environment. Does your turtle live outside in a pond?

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Turtles are never homeless. So they're not a bunch of beggars n shit. I have yet to see a turtle on the street with a "will work for a place to stay for the night" sign. I once volunteered at a turtle soup kitchen but they were at least proud enough to bring their own bowls. Kind of :-\
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Post by: KSM on January 23, 2020, 07:22:56 PM
Latest member is BpGurl   Bipolar girl?
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Post by: Lancelot on March 03, 2020, 08:34:14 PM
Life long fan of Mr Art Bell and some of the other fringe shows. Good to be here.
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Post by: KSM on March 03, 2020, 08:38:33 PM
Life long fan of Mr Art Bell and some of the other fringe shows. Good to be here.
Hi Lance! Welcome. Post often. @Lancelot
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Post by: anniem on March 03, 2020, 08:41:16 PM
Life long fan of Mr Art Bell and some of the other fringe shows. Good to be here.

Hello, I hope you enjoy reading here.
 :)
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Post by: Lancelot on March 03, 2020, 08:54:47 PM
Thanks for the welcomes.
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Post by: KSM on March 03, 2020, 08:58:03 PM
Thanks for the welcomes.
BTW  I gave you the +1 karma. Not Annie. But she's nice, you'll see. Would you like some tea, or perhaps something stronger?
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Post by: paladin1991 on March 10, 2020, 12:24:06 PM
BTW  I gave you the +1 karma. Not Annie. But she's nice, you'll see. Would you like some tea, or perhaps something stronger?
Lance, don't fall for the 'tea or something stronger' bit.  KSM is a notorious homosexual.
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Post by: KSM on March 10, 2020, 02:32:59 PM
Lance, don't fall for the 'tea or something stronger' bit.  KSM is a notorious homosexual.

*sigh* Jostling with you is like going a few rounds with my 4yr old nephew although I think he's a little heavier equip in the wit department. Your limited toolbox makes it so boring for the other party involved (Me)

Seriously bud, you're fish in a barrel. Stick to jabbing Miller and chasing the girls around. That's your shtick. Stick to what you know. The black guy made quick and easy work of you every time and you're still too stupid to realize how easy of a go you are.

C'mon man, you're better stupider than that.
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Post by: Sofia on March 10, 2020, 10:18:08 PM
*sigh* Jostling with you is like going a few rounds with my 4yr old nephew although I think he's a little heavier equip in the wit department. Your limited toolbox makes it so boring for the other party involved (Me)

Seriously bud, you're fish in a barrel. Stick to jabbing Miller and chasing the girls around. That's your shtick. Stick to what you know. The black guy made quick and easy work of you every time and you're still too stupid to realize how easy of a go you are.

C'mon man, you're better stupider than that.
So, it's just cross-dressing, then?
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Post by: KSM on March 10, 2020, 11:16:22 PM
So, it's just cross-dressing, then?
Read what you just said 16.5 times and take 1,406 Tylenol 3's and call me in the morning.
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Post by: Sofia on March 10, 2020, 11:49:09 PM
Read what you just said 16.5 times and take 1,406 Tylenol 3's and call me in the morning.
Call you on Skype in my Fireman's Outfit like usual, right?
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Post by: paladin1991 on March 11, 2020, 01:09:45 AM
*sigh* Jostling with you is like going a few rounds with my 4yr old nephew although I think he's a little heavier equip in the wit department. Your limited toolbox makes it so boring for the other party involved (Me)

Seriously bud, you're fish in a barrel. Stick to jabbing Miller and chasing the girls around. That's your shtick. Stick to what you know. The black guy made quick and easy work of you every time and you're still too stupid to realize how easy of a go you are.

C'mon man, you're better stupider than that.
owwww.

Say, what did you do with the black guy?
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Post by: JayGab on March 11, 2020, 11:47:58 AM
owwww.

Say, what did you do with the black guy?
Sheeeiiit  you folded like wet fucking paper, son. I guess that's how you roll at the back of the short bus.
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Post by: paladin1991 on March 11, 2020, 12:35:57 PM
Sheeeiiit  you folded like wet fucking paper, son. I guess that's how you roll at the back of the short bus.
;D
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Post by: FISH on March 25, 2020, 05:22:47 AM
Welcome @Lyle Jr to our SPITE BOARD.
Lyle Jr. made his debut Sunday night during Rikki Gins Old Time Radio.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=766.msg268692#msg268692
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Post by: Ciardelo on October 31, 2020, 10:52:20 PM
Let us welcome our newest EllGabber, AzzMunda!

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Post by: Bart Ell on December 07, 2020, 12:25:28 PM
Please welcome  @Anf48901
A twat of a human being who has issues due to being severely brain damaged.
You may know him under the name of Stalker Josh.
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Post by: anniem on December 07, 2020, 12:27:54 PM
Please welcome  @Anf48901
A twat of a human being who has issues due to being severely brain damaged.
You may know him under the name of Stalker Josh.

Oh GEEZ say it isn't so!!!
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Post by: Bart Ell on December 07, 2020, 12:34:01 PM
Oh GEEZ say it isn't so!!!

He touches himself when he looks at pictures of his sister!
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Post by: anniem on December 07, 2020, 12:36:31 PM
He touches himself when he looks at pictures of his sister!

What fresh hell brought this to us?
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Post by: Bart Ell on December 07, 2020, 12:37:35 PM
What fresh hell brought this to us?

It smells slobs.
Filthy animal slobs!
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Post by: anniem on December 07, 2020, 12:45:41 PM
It smells slobs.
Filthy animal slobs!

Do they all come here sneaky like!?!?
Why, WHY???
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Post by: sean92008 on December 07, 2020, 02:21:31 PM
He touches himself when he looks at pictures of his sister!

Is she hot?
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Post by: Ciardelo on December 07, 2020, 04:27:37 PM
Is she hot?

That was gonna be my question...
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Post by: Mr Apnea on December 07, 2020, 05:39:12 PM
Do they all come here sneaky like!?!?
Why, WHY???

It all comes down to smelly smells smell smelly.
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Post by: Bart Ell on December 08, 2020, 08:06:53 AM
Is she hot?

A Pittsburgh 3.
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Post by: ShayP on December 08, 2020, 09:05:15 AM
A Pittsburgh 3.

So it's a Canadian 7?
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Post by: PolkaDot on December 08, 2020, 03:36:07 PM
So it's a Canadian 7?
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Post by: Bart Ell on December 08, 2020, 03:47:09 PM
So it's a Canadian 7?

We both know that is impossible... unless we are talking about Alberta.
Even then, the ladies are rough in Pittsburgh.

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Post by: Uncle Duke on March 17, 2021, 12:20:18 PM
In the words of Sheriff Bart, "Where da white women at?"

Sorry, watched "Blazing Saddles" last night.
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Post by: anniem on March 17, 2021, 12:21:25 PM
In the words of Sheriff Bart, "Where da white women at?"

Sorry, watched "Blazing Saddles" last night.

Hello there!
Welcome
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Post by: JUAN on March 17, 2021, 12:35:31 PM
In the words of Sheriff Bart, "Where da white women at?"

Sorry, watched "Blazing Saddles" last night.
Welcome.  Post often.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 17, 2021, 12:37:55 PM
In the words of Sheriff Bart, "Where da white women at?"

Sorry, watched "Blazing Saddles" last night.

Hooray!   Uncle Duke has arrived.
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Post by: Rikki Gins on March 17, 2021, 12:39:13 PM
In the words of Sheriff Bart, "Where da white women at?"

Sorry, watched "Blazing Saddles" last night.

Hot diggity.  It's the Dukester!
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Post by: ShayP on March 17, 2021, 01:16:13 PM
Good to see you. @Uncle Duke  Cheers!
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Post by: StarrMountain on March 17, 2021, 04:07:06 PM
In the words of Sheriff Bart, "Where da white women at?"

Sorry, watched "Blazing Saddles" last night.

Hey, Uncle Duke!  Good to see you again. ;D  +1 ;)
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Post by: paladin1991 on March 18, 2021, 11:13:15 PM
Please welcome  @Anf48901
A twat of a human being who has issues due to being severely brain damaged.
You may know him under the name of Stalker Josh.

You mean that goofy looking fuck is back?  Well, Hello Stalker Josh.
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Post by: paladin1991 on March 18, 2021, 11:14:27 PM
He touches himself when he looks at pictures of his sister!
  Well, who doesn't touch theyselves when they look at his sister?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
Post by: paladin1991 on March 18, 2021, 11:15:44 PM
In the words of Sheriff Bart, "Where da white women at?"

Sorry, watched "Blazing Saddles" last night.

Hey Duke.  Howzit hanging?
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Post by: KSM on March 29, 2021, 10:15:38 PM
Glunky booky buck lark, skleet jatsgunk.  :-X
WELCOME, @Anus-Breath @paladin1991   LICKFUCKINDICKSHIT! NOSECUNT!

..Apologies. This is all getting to very boring.  Hope you're well, have a fine day.
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Post by: paladin1991 on March 30, 2021, 11:01:33 AM
WELCOME, @Anus-Breath @paladin1991   LICKFUCKINDICKSHIT! NOSECUNT!

..Apologies. This is all getting to very boring.  Hope you're well, have a fine day.
Apologies?  For What?  After the old Ballgrab.  This is the second funniest humor .com on the web.
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Post by: KSM on March 30, 2021, 11:20:42 AM
Apologies?  For What?  After the old Ballgrab.  This is the second funniest humor .com on the web.
Nosecunt is a funny word.  No apologies.
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Post by: paladin1991 on March 30, 2021, 11:28:43 AM
Nosecunt is a funny word.  No apologies.
That's in Canuckistanian.  It translates differently here in the real world.
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Post by: KSM on March 30, 2021, 11:36:55 AM
That's in Canuckistanian.  It translates differently here in the real world.
Now now, Pookie. Translates the same in Meximerica.
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Post by: paladin1991 on March 30, 2021, 11:37:26 AM
Now now, Pookie. Translates the same in Meximerica.

Hehehehe.  Mebbe so, mebbe so.
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Post by: PolkaDot on March 31, 2021, 03:39:57 PM
Now now, Pookie. Translates the same in Meximerica.
You two are a cute couple @KSM and @paladin1991 . Pet names for each other and everything. How long before we can give you one of those couple-combo names?  8)
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Post by: KSM on March 31, 2021, 04:03:24 PM
You two are a cute couple @KSM and @paladin1991 . Pet names for each other and everything. How long before we can give you one of those couple-combo names?  8)
You passed out. I came on your back, took $40 outta you're purse and snuck out the window. And now you wake, sticky, broke and confused.  Just another day in polkaville.

@PolkaDot
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Post by: PolkaDot on March 31, 2021, 04:18:20 PM
You passed out. I came on your back, took $40 outta you're purse and snuck out the window. And now you wake, sticky, broke and confused.  Just another day in polkaville.

@PolkaDot
So, you're cheap and a thief @KSM ? Who even carries cash anymore?  ::)
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Post by: paladin1991 on April 01, 2021, 08:33:48 PM
You two are a cute couple @KSM and @paladin1991 . Pet names for each other and everything. How long before we can give you one of those couple-combo names?  8)
Don't be jealous, honey.  We have a super king size in the master suite.  Plenty of room for you in your usual spot in the middle.
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Post by: PolkaDot on April 05, 2021, 03:04:49 PM
Don't be jealous, honey.  We have a super king size in the master suite.  Plenty of room for you in your usual spot in the middle.
@KSM is this why you were wearing my skin? You can have him. Geeez no reason to be such a jealous girl and start causing trouble.
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Post by: KSM on April 05, 2021, 07:49:52 PM
Don't be jealous, honey.  We have a super king size in the master suite.  Plenty of room for you in your usual spot in the middle.
She ain't gonna Pooh right for a good two weeks!  ;D
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Post by: PolkaDot on April 05, 2021, 08:17:41 PM
She ain't gonna Pooh right for a good two weeks!  ;D
::)
Fucking Piglet.
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Post by: TigerLily on April 07, 2021, 12:16:47 PM

I just read through this page. If this doesn't scare newcomers away, they belong here

Welcome, newbies, and post often. I'm sick of the old shit
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Post by: KSM on April 07, 2021, 02:09:01 PM
I just read through this page. If this doesn't scare newcomers away, they belong here

:-[ ..agreed, it doesn't look good..  :-[ 

 But I do suggest that newbies not announce their sudden presence in this thread and just start contributing like they were always here.
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Post by: paladin1991 on April 13, 2021, 09:40:27 AM
I just read through this page. If this doesn't scare newcomers away, they belong here

Welcome, newbies, and post often. I'm sick of the old shit
Tiger baby, I want YOU in ME.
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Post by: anniem on April 13, 2021, 10:58:57 AM
:-[ ..agreed, it doesn't look good..  :-[ 

 But I do suggest that newbies not announce their sudden presence in this thread and just start contributing like they were always here.

That's a good idea. I wouldn't know the difference.
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Post by: KSM on April 19, 2021, 07:58:59 PM
Really.  When was the last time a newbie took advantage of this thread to introduce themselves?  A brief lurk session would surely detour them from doing so.

Over on speedbagforum the new dummies always introduce themselves but more often than not they're too stupid to use the INTRODUCTION thread! They just announce their arrival in any category. These jackasses must have punching bags that actually hit back!  ::)
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Post by: anniem on April 19, 2021, 08:19:43 PM
Really.  When was the last time a newbie took advantage of this thread to introduce themselves?  A brief lurk session would surely detour them from doing so.

Over on speedbagforum the new dummies always introduce themselves but more often than not they're too stupid to use the INTRODUCTION thread! They just announce their arrival in any category. These jackasses must have punching bags that actually hit back!  ::)

I didn't introduce myself when I arrived. There was no one else here but Bart!
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Post by: KSM on April 19, 2021, 10:23:17 PM
I didn't introduce myself when I arrived. There was no one else here but Bart!
So Bart doesn't know who you are?   ???  Kind of awkward..  :-\
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Post by: anniem on April 19, 2021, 10:45:43 PM
So Bart doesn't know who you are?   ???  Kind of awkward..  :-\

He does. He's clever.