Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

Bart,

Wanted to give you a warning on a subject; even though it is somewhat embarrassing to myself. I'll take that hit in order to save you and the rest of the board falling into the trap that I fell into.  A little background. The other week, I moved a tub of water plants that were in our greenhouse outside - it was massively heavy. Mrs. WAN had told me not to do it without help. However, I just wouldn't listen. I got it moved ok solo but at a price. I developed a cherry tomato sized, external hemorrhoid hanging off my O-Ring. This was less then ideal so I went to the Doctor whom instructed me to soak in Epsom salt baths and prescribed some medication.  I followed the Doc's orders but also thought I would do a little web research on perhaps some other remedies that might help. That lead me to the /hemorrhoid sub-reddit over on reddit. Which also leads to this warning - don't go over there!  There is no real help to be had but instead there is just page after page after page of posts of pictures of buttholes. Not cutesy lady buttholes either - these are hairy assed, dude buttholes all in some form of mutilation. No great advice either - just some talk of cramming a vibrator up your hoo-hoo to "increase blood flow".

Not a pleasant thing that happened to me but if someone joins me on club 'roid, stay away from that sub-reddit. I was rather appalled and would save others from the same fate of being horrified.

Well I'd like to thank you for posting a damn link and saying don't look at it. Is that your way of covering your *cough* ass?

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[PB]

Well I'd like to thank you for posting a damn link and saying don't look at it. Is that your way of covering your *cough* ass?

It was more than enough of a description for me not to click on it...

[KSM]

It was more than enough of a description for me not to click on it...

I've never had one of "them"
Curiosity got the better of me.
"I was young, I needed the work"

 

[Bart Ell]

just some talk of cramming a vibrator up your hoo-hoo to "increase blood flow".

Don't be shy to try it.
And don't try to give me the "it's gay" argument.
If you have wacked off (AND WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE THOUSANDS OF TIMES) then you have been wacked off by a man TO COMPLETION!

[Bart Ell]

It was more than enough of a description for me not to click on it...

I get it.
His description made you realize you were already subscribed.

[HamsterMuscle]

This website should close at 5pm every day like a bank

[Bart Ell]

This website should close at 5pm every day like a bank

The site decided to try it out today on its own.
It did not like it.

[KSM]

Renewal for the year is June or July if memory serves (and it does) I figured you just decided to let the plug pull itself and not renew for the year.

[Bart Ell]

Renewal for the year is June or July if memory serves (and it does) I figured you just decided to let the plug pull itself and not renew for the year.

Hosting has 2.5 years left.
No emo plug pulls for at least that long.

[KSM]

Receiving messages from a few members who cannot access the site.

JUAN
TigerLily
PB

Communicating with them through my site.

[Bart Ell]

Receiving messages from a few members who cannot access the site.

JUAN
TigerLily
PB

Communicating with them through my site.

It usually takes a day or two for all the dns bullshit to work itself out.
It's not working for me either unless I use a vpn or data.

[KSM]

It usually takes a day or two for all the dns bullshit to work itself out.
It's not working for me either unless I use a vpn or data.

I'll pass it on.

[HamsterMuscle]

The site decided to try it out today on its own.
It did not like it.

I was not able to access the site for two days.  Just came back on line for me now. 

[Bart Ell]

I was not able to access the site for two days.  Just came back on line for me now.

It was a bank holiday.

[KSM]

Acting on behalf of my clients - Mr. @JUAN , Mr. @PB , And Mrs. @TigerLily who demand to know what The 'Ell is going on.