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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #90 on: July 22, 2019, 04:59:24 PM »
An environmentalist actress claims that she uses just one square per trip in order to help the environment. They can smell her from a mile away.

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #91 on: July 22, 2019, 05:03:00 PM »
An environmentalist actress claims that she uses just one square per trip in order to help the environment. They can smell her from a mile away.
She has her servants take care of the rest.

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #92 on: July 22, 2019, 05:39:49 PM »
An environmentalist actress claims that she uses just one square per trip in order to help the environment...

Why not just have a pile of leaves on the floor and use one of those instead

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #93 on: July 22, 2019, 05:42:05 PM »
A bear and rabbit are pooping in the woods.  After the bear is done he turns to the rabbit and says "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks confused and says "no, I've never had a problem with that"

The bear smiles and says "good", grabs the rabbit, and wipes his ass with him.

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #94 on: July 22, 2019, 06:08:24 PM »
A bear and rabbit are pooping in the woods.  After the bear is done he turns to the rabbit and says "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks confused and says "no, I've never had a problem with that"

The bear smiles and says "good", grabs the rabbit, and wipes his ass with him.

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #95 on: July 22, 2019, 09:28:24 PM »
A bear and rabbit are pooping in the woods.  After the bear is done he turns to the rabbit and says "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks confused and says "no, I've never had a problem with that"

The bear smiles and says "good", grabs the rabbit, and wipes his ass with him.

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #96 on: July 23, 2019, 03:36:47 PM »
She has her servants take care of the rest.

It wouldn't surprise me. They do the jobs that Americans won't do.

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #97 on: July 23, 2019, 03:40:18 PM »
Why not just have a pile of leaves on the floor and use one of those instead

She has them, and she smokes them. You have to be high to use just one square.

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #98 on: July 23, 2019, 03:55:53 PM »
It wouldn't surprise me. They do the jobs that Americans won't do.
Don't remember where I saw it but IT was part of a documentary. Long story short; English royalty had servants that held the bucket and did all the cleaning afterwards as they had pre dampened rags at the ready.  "there you are my queen, all good"  :o

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #99 on: July 24, 2019, 11:47:08 AM »
An environmentalist actress claims that she uses just one square per trip in order to help the environment. They can smell her from a mile away.
You know they lie.  It's probably fabric, quilted with lot of cotton batting inbetween, and then stitched all around and washable.

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #100 on: July 24, 2019, 04:29:30 PM »
Don't remember where I saw it but IT was part of a documentary. Long story short; English royalty had servants that held the bucket and did all the cleaning afterwards as they had pre dampened rags at the ready.  "there you are my queen, all good"  :o

Now that's Living! ;D

I don't know about that. Living my best life doesn't include someone wiping my butt for me.

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #101 on: July 24, 2019, 04:34:39 PM »
You know they lie.  It's probably fabric, quilted with lot of cotton batting inbetween, and then stitched all around and washable.

I don't know if she's lying. I just know that I wouldn't shake hands with her.

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« Reply #102 on: July 24, 2019, 08:06:13 PM »
I don't know about that. Living my best life doesn't include someone wiping my butt for me.
For a really elderly person it's not bad.  My company says "use as much tp and gloves as you need".  It's nonthing I wouldn't do for myself or a child.  And Poo Poo Pourri really works, but the discount brands did not work.

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #103 on: July 24, 2019, 08:06:31 PM »
I don't know if she's lying. I just know that I wouldn't shake hands with her.
Good point!

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Re: you know what I hate..
« Reply #104 on: July 24, 2019, 10:07:46 PM »
I don't know about that. Living my best life doesn't include someone wiping my butt for me.
Hahaha  I believe they pronounced it "Bum" not butt. And hey, work was work back then. I mean, ya gotta eat!