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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #765 on: March 25, 2019, 10:24:54 PM »
Referring to more than one Bigfoot as Sasquatches is a cop out.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #766 on: March 28, 2019, 10:11:25 PM »
This just in:

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #767 on: March 29, 2019, 06:55:39 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #768 on: March 31, 2019, 03:45:13 PM »
March Madness doesn't appear all that mad this year

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #769 on: March 31, 2019, 03:54:51 PM »
March Madness doesn't appear all that mad this year

It appears that this year's March *does* have a lot of madness. Just look at Jussie Smollet and the Democratic politicians.

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« Reply #770 on: April 01, 2019, 08:48:45 AM »
It appears that this year's March *does* have a lot of madness. Just look at Jussie Smollet and the Democratic politicians.

It's hard to dunk on those pesky whiteface guys, no?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #771 on: April 01, 2019, 04:36:18 PM »
It's hard to dunk on those pesky whiteface guys, no?

I couldn't tell you. I have yet to play basketball with a mime.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #772 on: April 02, 2019, 10:10:07 AM »
I couldn't tell you. I have yet to play basketball with a mime.

At 1 AM in Chicago under the El...uh huh... ::)

I hear they dribble furiously.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #773 on: April 02, 2019, 03:51:21 PM »
At 1 AM in Chicago under the El...uh huh... ::)

I hear they dribble furiously.

They just *pretend* to dribble furiously. I play most of my pickup games at 2:00 AM during a polar vortex.

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« Reply #774 on: April 02, 2019, 06:54:17 PM »
They just *pretend* to dribble furiously. I play most of my pickup games at 2:00 AM during a polar vortex.

Dunking has got to be a freaking biotch!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #775 on: April 02, 2019, 09:47:46 PM »
Dunking has got to be a freaking biotch!

It is. The coffee freezes before I can even get my donut to the cup.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #776 on: April 03, 2019, 08:49:17 AM »
It is. The coffee freezes before I can even get my donut to the cup.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #777 on: April 04, 2019, 11:26:58 AM »
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/arkansas-idiots-670389

I love the explanation one of the people gave the police. He was fired upon by an "mystery assailant" because he was protecting a person, who he called "an asset." I'm sure the cops thought the story plausible. After all the British secret services always choose drunken rednecks in Arkansas for their agencies. I guess he was a "double-naught spy."  And the brilliance, after the truth was revealed, of deciding to "test out" a bullet-proof vest over drinking.

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« Reply #778 on: April 04, 2019, 12:52:43 PM »
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/arkansas-idiots-670389

I love the explanation one of the people gave the police. He was fired upon by an "mystery assailant" because he was protecting a person, who he called "an asset." I'm sure the cops thought the story plausible. After all the British secret services always choose drunken rednecks in Arkansas for their agencies. I guess he was a "double-naught spy."  And the brilliance, after the truth was revealed, of deciding to "test out" a bullet-proof vest over drinking.

At least no whiteface or bleach was involved... ;D

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #779 on: April 04, 2019, 04:36:18 PM »
At least no whiteface or bleach was involved... ;D

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