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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1020 on: June 01, 2019, 10:05:36 AM »
@BartEllProducer  Stop wasting your money on that goo Hellman’s and buy Blue Plate.

I thought blue hair was required to buy Blue Plate.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1021 on: June 01, 2019, 10:09:25 AM »
I blame myself...

Two very old ladies were at my door this morning! Now, I was in the kitchen things on the stove, toaster oven going...

I had no opportunity to be snarky today. Very disappointed in myself. I should have made breakfast earlier than 9:45 a.m.

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PS...  I also find it interesting that they sent two old ladies. The time I went blue, it was regarding my desire for a younger blond woman to come visit me....

Sounds like you had a blue haired Ménage à trois. Next time, ask them their thoughts on squeezable mayonnaise.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1022 on: June 01, 2019, 11:42:36 AM »
There was a post on a Twitter account a couple of weeks ago.


Religious solicitor: “Can I have a few moments of your time?”

Me: “Actually I’m kind of busy right now.”

Religious solicitor: “Please don’t say that. I just want to talk to you about something that will be very useful to you in life: the Scripture of the Bible.”

Me: “After you’re done talking about the Bible, can I spend just as much time talking to you about anime?”

Religious solicitor: “But…I’m not that interested in that…”

Me: “And now you know exactly how I feel.”

https://twitter.com/sanma_mama/status/1128640333208854528

Wouldn't it make sense for them to listen to anything if it made people listen to them!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1023 on: June 01, 2019, 11:46:57 AM »
Wouldn't it make sense for them to listen to anything if it made people listen to them!

That would mean it would have to really happen and not be some made up Twitter tale to make a point they feel needed to be made.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1024 on: June 01, 2019, 11:49:17 AM »
Juan: I understand that I am a new form of being put here by the Creator of the universe as an experiment. I also know that you two are robots sent here to test me.
With terror in her eyes, she pulled her son behind her and backed off my porch. For years Witnesses out pioneering would cross the street to avoid coming too close to my house.

Oh that is fantastic! I have to remember that.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1025 on: June 02, 2019, 02:06:04 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1026 on: June 02, 2019, 07:03:06 AM »
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Incredible

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1027 on: June 02, 2019, 07:03:41 AM »
Knife guy is back with another video! "Sharpest fake egg knife"

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1028 on: June 02, 2019, 09:19:42 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1029 on: June 02, 2019, 09:29:22 AM »
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I'm not entirely sure I understand everything that is happening here, but it is intriguing!
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1030 on: June 02, 2019, 09:29:57 AM »
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Oh my!  ;D
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1031 on: June 02, 2019, 02:02:47 PM »
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1032 on: June 02, 2019, 03:55:52 PM »
I'm not entirely sure I understand everything that is happening here, but it is intriguing!

It's the "turducken" of desserts. Pies inside of cakes!
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1033 on: June 03, 2019, 01:53:33 PM »
Is it tacky to still be bothered by Camilla’s unattractiveness?
I suppose she looks like @Cleveland Zackhouse - and sounds like him, too.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1034 on: June 04, 2019, 08:13:07 PM »
Pies inside of cakes!
Couple o' good jokes could that be squeezed out of that lil tidbit.


@juan Is there such a thing as a Cleveland Zackhouse? Like is it a real tangible thing one can see or a place folks can go to? Almost sounds like a restaurant. Maybe they have the best ribs in Cleveland. Or all of Ohio for that matter.