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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1035 on: June 05, 2019, 04:25:40 AM »
Apparently you can no longer pour condiments on your significant other. Who knew?

Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend: report https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-pouring-ketchup-on-sleeping-girlfriend-report
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1036 on: June 05, 2019, 06:30:11 AM »
Apparently you can no longer pour condiments on your significant other. Who knew?

Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend: report https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-pouring-ketchup-on-sleeping-girlfriend-report

It's great for cleaning metal cookware. In addition, I think it actually gets into copper and degrades it.

Maybe he was trying to rejuvenate her skin.  Maybe he wanted to put his hot dog in her buns. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1037 on: June 07, 2019, 12:27:05 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1038 on: June 07, 2019, 11:33:23 PM »
It's great for cleaning metal cookware. In addition, I think it actually gets into copper and degrades it.

Maybe he was trying to rejuvenate her skin.  Maybe he wanted to put his hot dog in her buns. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Alpha-hydroxies are in there, I think.  Laws against infidelity should be stronger.  What incentive do they have to marry if divorces are candy and adultery is not punished...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1039 on: June 08, 2019, 08:41:03 AM »
Alpha-hydroxies are in there, I think.  Laws against infidelity should be stronger.  What incentive do they have to marry if divorces are candy and adultery is not punished...

Punished in what manner? Isn't washing twice before copulation enough?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1040 on: June 09, 2019, 02:22:11 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1041 on: June 09, 2019, 04:51:55 AM »
This makes me happy.

https://people.com/music/brian-may-helps-save-hedgehogs/

He needs to save more than hedgehogs to make me forget his horrible cover of Parisienne Walkways.


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1042 on: June 09, 2019, 05:12:06 AM »
Awful. No taste. He needs to study Tabuteau on phrasing.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1043 on: June 09, 2019, 05:28:34 AM »
Interesting bit on a 40,000 wolf head found in Siberia.   Don't click if pictures of a disembodied head bother you.

http://siberiantimes.com/science/casestudy/news/still-snarling-after-40000-years-a-giant-pleistocene-wolf-discovered-in-yakutia/

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1044 on: June 09, 2019, 07:47:17 AM »
Once you see it you can’t unsee it.

https://twitter.com/notslap1/status/1137730345225400321
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1045 on: June 09, 2019, 07:57:29 AM »
Has MW been to see Brig yet?  Is he buried in the field behind her apartment?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1046 on: June 09, 2019, 08:33:27 AM »
Interesting bit on a 40,000 wolf head found in Siberia.   Don't click if pictures of a disembodied head bother you.

http://siberiantimes.com/science/casestudy/news/still-snarling-after-40000-years-a-giant-pleistocene-wolf-discovered-in-yakutia/

Looks like a relative of:

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1047 on: June 09, 2019, 08:36:43 AM »
Has MW been to see Brig yet?  Is he buried in the field behind her apartment?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1048 on: June 09, 2019, 09:49:28 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1049 on: June 09, 2019, 10:53:34 PM »
https://weather.com/forecast/allergy/l/USWA0468:1:US

Very high grass pollen this year.  I don't usually have grass allergies, but it's bad.