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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #45 on: July 05, 2018, 06:17:47 PM »
Is he live?  Thought he'd be celebrating on Bellgab shutting down.  But living in the swamp, maybe tomorrow he'll get the news.  Then by Monday learn about EllGab.

I'm not a Sasquatch fan, so I'm listsning with hopes of hearing some ellgab shoutouts.

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #46 on: July 05, 2018, 06:20:28 PM »
Dr, Ira is threatening MV/Liberace. Some woman on the show is advocating castration.
Really? The last thing that i remember is MV is married, so why castrate him? Didn't his wife put his balls in a lockbox?

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #47 on: July 05, 2018, 07:15:49 PM »
Anything yet Brig?   I can't take Vara's voice for more than 5 minutes.   Probably 3 hours of Vara's long lost brother: Musky Sasquatch

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #48 on: July 05, 2018, 07:17:36 PM »
Anything yet Brig?   I can't take Vara's voice for more than 5 minutes.   Probably 3 hours of Vara's long lost brother: Musky Sasquatch

Not yet, but I'm REALLY bored.  I haven't given up yet tho.

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #49 on: July 05, 2018, 07:25:39 PM »
23 shows since May and she is tired ?!?!?!?!?!


If heater wad is so tired, she must not be getting much good sleep. Now she could be running the sex lines at nite, which could be why she claims the phones aren't working...she needs the money!!!

Or she could have a bad case of sleep apnea!?
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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2018, 07:36:32 PM »
She does live down the street from the Bunny Ranch right?
Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2018, 07:42:27 PM »
She does live down the street from the Bunny Ranch right?

Yeah,  Art used his drone to follow her.

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2018, 07:44:41 PM »
  "I can't take Vara's voice for more than 5 minutes."

Right.  Vara reminds me of how it would turn out if Barney Gumble from "The Simpsons" became a paranormal radio talker. 


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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2018, 08:06:26 PM »
So bigfoot is like Santa Claus?

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2018, 08:07:53 PM »
George Knapp is a vulture.

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #55 on: July 05, 2018, 08:10:18 PM »
So bigfoot is like Santa Claus?

Hi Weiner, good to see you made it.   

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #56 on: July 05, 2018, 08:10:45 PM »
George Knapp is a vulture.

Hi Damon
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #57 on: July 05, 2018, 08:11:45 PM »
Really? The last thing that i remember is MV is married, so why castrate him? Didn't his wife put his balls in a lockbox?

Actually.  She keeps his balls in a water glass on her nightstand underneath a red solo cup.  When MV cucks up properly she takes the red cup off and allows MV to rinse them and put fresh water in the glass.   Oh, yeah.  He's married.

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #58 on: July 05, 2018, 08:12:22 PM »
Not yet, but I'm REALLY bored.  I haven't given up yet tho.

Praise BE what?
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #59 on: July 05, 2018, 08:22:28 PM »
So bigfoot is like Santa Claus?
Hey Weiner, so glad to see you here! Liked your podcasts!
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