Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

Ha! Good luck then, and let us know if the wife shows up here! Heh heh...

Thanks. Yeah.. if she shows up.   I guess I'll have to break the news to her that the Christmas woo has been cancelled.  Outta sight = outta mind = she won't be showing up. Ya'll just wanna see me squirm. There would be a huge void if I left.

She wouldn't be any fun anyway (for me) Just be one more self righteous hen in the henhouse lookin' to fuck up ma' shit.  Take back your point if you want. Don't care

[PBR Street Gang]

I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!

[KSM]

I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!

Oh shit, you have to visit the I'm a stupid cunt thread first. Geesh man, I thought that was common knowledge.   

@Bart Ell Please make the "I'm a stupid cunt" thread a sticky.

[paladin1991]

I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!

Not even a decent troll.  Your shit is weak.

[KSM]

Not even a decent troll.  Your shit is weak.

You'd think someone in his "gang" could figure it out.

[Bart Ell]

I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!

Horrifically embarrassing display.
I think he can't handle his booze.
Any thoughts on this horrifically embarrassing display, @DaveScottSOR ?

[Bart Ell]

You'd think someone in his "gang" could figure it out.

Too busy eating paste.

[Bart Ell]

Not even a decent troll.  Your shit is weak.

Weak and full of blood.
Bloody stool.
Poor fella.

[KSM]

Here's a Tell, and to a degree and Ask but it's more of a Tell so here goes..

Tonight's featured ravioli was pepperoni and cheese   Sounds kind of odd but it was spectacular. The guy has cooked all over the world so you think he'd name his foodstuffs a little better. Glad it didn't taste like pizza. Smoked mozzarella and really nice minced house made pepperoni. Add the mushroom medley and I was drooling.

And now for the ask. Bart do you like Ted?

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[JayGab]

Hey jackass the chef shit on your plate. 

[DaveScottSOR]

Horrifically embarrassing display.
I think he can't handle his booze.
Any thoughts on this horrifically embarrassing display, @DaveScottSOR ?

I'd say two bottles of Wild Turkey and the scripture of Scientology did him in.

[Bart Ell]

I'd say two bottles of Wild Turkey and the scripture of Scientology did him in.

I think his dad spermed in his eye at the family Thanksgiving fuck party.
Usually his mother would swallow it all up but some of it went rogue and spermed him in the eye.
Sad.

[Bart Ell]

Hey jackass the chef shit on your plate. 

Seems like a tiny shit, too.

[KSM]

Seems like a tiny shit, too.

Delicious tiny wrinkled shits in a savory brown sauce.

[Bart Ell]

savory brown sauce.

Did the chef name the sauce, too?
GET HIM A THESAURUS!