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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5595 on: November 29, 2022, 03:13:11 PM »
Have you ever met a woman named Brandy that hasn't had the shit beaten out of her?

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« Reply #5596 on: November 29, 2022, 11:35:41 PM »
Can I answer? I have. She was a six-foot tall, 200-lb. Dyke who loved to go to bars with her pack of cigarettes rolled in her t-shirt sleeve and drink long necks.  She told me if I wanted to get her a Christmas present, I could get a Black&Decker vibrator with a kick starter.  She had pretty good potential as a songwriter.  The shit beating was done by her.  I think she drank herself to death.
Sure she was a she? @JUAN

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My word, that was a horrible thing to type.
Sometimes you just gotta go for the yucks even if it paints you in a bad light.

No, that was pretty good! Yucks can be funny.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5597 on: November 29, 2022, 11:46:06 PM »
No, that was pretty good! Yucks can be funny.

Simple pleasures for simple minds [shrug]

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« Reply #5598 on: November 29, 2022, 11:55:06 PM »
Simple pleasures for simple minds [shrug]
I'm trying to make the guy feel better. Meanwhile you'd try to suck his dick to achieve the same result. Bottoms up, Hammy. AKA FuckFace AKA guy who likes to have his face fucked.
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« Reply #5599 on: November 30, 2022, 12:36:53 AM »
I'm trying to make the guy feel better. Meanwhile you'd try to suck his dick to achieve the same result. Bottoms up, Hammy. AKA FuckFace AKA guy who likes to have his face fucked.

How altruistic of you to do that for the owner of the board, while kicking the rest of us in the cock.

You should be awarded something really prestigious and respected by all, like the Nobel Peace Prize.

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« Reply #5600 on: November 30, 2022, 12:50:55 AM »
How altruistic of you to do that for the owner of the board, while kicking the rest of us in the cock.

You should be awarded something really prestigious and respected by all, like the Nobel Peace Prize.
What the fuck is this, some kind of stay up the latest for the last word?

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« Reply #5601 on: December 02, 2022, 12:52:23 PM »
Did your vest get dirty after this?  How did that three fingers of Glenfiddich taste in the Pub? You were not to be denied.

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« Reply #5602 on: December 02, 2022, 03:50:23 PM »
Did your vest get dirty after this?  How did that three fingers of Glenfiddich taste in the Pub? You were not to be denied.

https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1598557854352703488

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5603 on: December 03, 2022, 06:47:45 AM »
Did your vest get dirty after this?  How did that three fingers of Glenfiddich taste in the Pub? You were not to be denied.

Were you not impressed at how erect that pole remained?


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5604 on: December 03, 2022, 03:40:57 PM »
Your personal favorite studio mic you've worked with is?
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« Reply #5605 on: December 03, 2022, 05:06:08 PM »
Your personal favorite studio mic you've worked with is?

I got to play Ian Gillan for about 20 seconds in a German documentary. They sent me to Hansa Tonstudio in Berlin where the engineer slapped up a Neumann U 47 and then casually mentioned that that was the mic Bowie used to record Heroes. That mic was a monster. Can you remember, remember my name? 

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« Reply #5606 on: December 03, 2022, 05:56:05 PM »
I got to play Ian Gillan for about 20 seconds in a German documentary. They sent me to Hansa Tonstudio in Berlin where the engineer slapped up a Neumann U 47 and then casually mentioned that that was the mic Bowie used to record Heroes. That mic was a monster. Can you remember, remember my name?
Great answer. I have toiled contemplated purchasing one of those for years now. They're still under 5K..  I notice there are now the U 47 FET Collector's edition. Not sure why but this worries me. Are they the same as the original? I want an original in mint condition that has been broken in. That said, perhaps whatever they put out now may be just as good as what you may have sung into for 20 minutes.  Years ago I had a 58 from 1981 (my very first mic) and did a so-called shootout with a 58 from 2017 and the sound of the 17 was not as crisp/clean as the 81 - or so it seemed to me. MIC paranoia? Perhaps.  Question is,  do you think they are made to the same standard as the one you sang into?

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PS I could watch, and listen to mic shootouts all day long.   :D

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« Reply #5607 on: December 04, 2022, 03:52:30 AM »
Great answer. I have toiled contemplated purchasing one of those for years now. They're still under 5K..  I notice there are now the U 47 FET Collector's edition. Not sure why but this worries me. Are they the same as the original? I want an original in mint condition that has been broken in. That said, perhaps whatever they put out now may be just as good as what you may have sung into for 20 minutes.  Years ago I had a 58 from 1981 (my very first mic) and did a so-called shootout with a 58 from 2017 and the sound of the 17 was not as crisp/clean as the 81 - or so it seemed to me. MIC paranoia? Perhaps.  Question is,  do you think they are made to the same standard as the one you sang into?

One like that one would be a little more than 5k...
https://reverb.com/ca/item/61435976-very-rare-neumann-u-47-tube-microphone-173

I can see the one from 81 being cleaner than the 2017 one, just like a mic from '56 would put the 81 to shame.

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« Reply #5608 on: December 04, 2022, 06:04:21 AM »
One like that one would be a little more than 5k...
https://reverb.com/ca/item/61435976-very-rare-neumann-u-47-tube-microphone-173

I can see the one from 81 being cleaner than the 2017 one, just like a mic from '56 would put the 81 to shame.
Microphones and the law of diminishing returns.  :-\
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5609 on: December 10, 2022, 09:02:59 AM »