Do you and can you dance?

[KSM]

I don't and I never have. It looks like a Parkinson's contest. When we play I watch from the stage as people do this dancing and I feel like I'm looking through the eyes of an alien wondering what is this strange thing that these earthlings are doing   I don't even think I know how to dance Although I when I try I have Christopher Walken moves like in this video.  It just happens when I'm all alone in my mancave and certain songs randomly play. But it's an extremely rare occasion and usually caffeine and booze are involved.  I just don't know, but I think that maybe dancing solo is the only forgivable dance.  Just a thought..

[PolkaDot]

Here's a pep talk:

[KSM]

….Oh, and do you do that shit you see at weddings when they do that hopping thing with everybody's hands on the hips of the person in front? Is that the Train dance?  And that Chicken dance, makes me physically angry.

[Bart Ell]

….Oh, and do you do that shit you see at weddings when they do that hopping thing with everybody's hands on the hips of the person in front? Is that the Train dance?  And that Chicken dance, makes me physically angry.

There should be a boiling pit of oil at the end of those conga lines.
Hop in, idiots.

[KSM]

Here's a pep talk:

@PolkaDot Cute, but that's not answering the question. And "I am not a giraffe! I am a human being!" - Elephant man (Joseph Merrick)

[KSM]

There should be a boiling pit of oil at the end of those conga lines.
Hop in, idiots.

Amen. Doesn't it embarrass you as a member of the species?  it's unbelievable. Truly

[PolkaDot]

@PolkaDot Cute, but that's not answering the question. And "I am not a giraffe! I am a human being!" - Elephant man (Joseph Merrick)

YES. Even you dance- you admitted it!

[KSM]

you admitted it!

In a sense, yes. But that's different coz I'm alone and for all I know it looks ridiculous and I may be without rhythm, I don't know. And it's just for short bursts so it doesn't count. if my wife saw, she'd laugh her ass off.

[PB]

[TigerLily]

I am an excellent dancer

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[Bart Ell]

[KSM]

I am an excellent dancer

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Sweet, Fancy, Moses!

@Bart Ell Didn't the rock me tonight video kill his career? He made all kinds of excuses after it came out, or so I've heard but Oy Vey that's hard to watch.

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell Didn't the rock me tonight video kill his career? He made all kinds of excuses after it came out, or so I've heard but Oy Vey that's hard to watch.

Yes.
Did people learn an important life lesson about the evils of dancing from this?
They did not.
This is why the world is about to explode.
This is dance ground zero.

[ShayP]

@Bart Ell  That happens to be my morning routine. 

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell  That happens to be my morning routine.

Your shirt budget must be huge!