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Title: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: DynamoHum on June 20, 2019, 08:42:32 AM
Ringo has an inbuilt radar for finding and rolling in poo. To save my sanity and ease my ire, it is easier for me to record the instances of his defecatory gymnastics.

20th June 2019

Fox Poo.

Everywhere on his body, 30 mins before I have to start work.

Resolution:
Dog showered and bathed, harness and collar washed, owner second shower of the day and second set of clothing changed. Bathroom bleached and cleaned.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: JUAN on June 20, 2019, 08:56:21 AM
Remind him that if he doesn’t behave, Paul will start pushing again to play drums.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: DynamoHum on June 20, 2019, 10:25:10 AM
Remind him that if he doesn’t behave, Paul will start pushing again to play drums.

Ringo is selectively and partially really deaf, he wouldn’t care sadly.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: PB on June 20, 2019, 06:46:02 PM
Katie K let Neely fuck her
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: KSM on June 20, 2019, 07:52:18 PM
Why the hell do they want to roll around in fkn POOOOooo??

We used to have an Irish wolf hound German Shepard cross. He was Great Dane sized but with long whisker type fur and he caught roll in poo fever whenever the opportunity presented itself. Worst time of all, we were at a lake enjoying ourselves but within 30 minutes of leaving, Baron found some HUMAN POO to roll around in! He basically met us at the car in this awful condition as we were packing up like he was saying, "ok, I'm ready, let's ride" We had to keep throwing sticks into the lake for him to fetch to get him clean...ish.  It was a horrible ride home.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: PB on June 20, 2019, 09:08:51 PM
I have a long haired cat that loves to go across the street and up the brush covered hill.  He probably picks up about 100 ticks a year (some days as many as 4 or 5 or more), which I'm supposed to pull off him.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: Robert on June 20, 2019, 11:17:05 PM
It means, "Smell what I found."  I bet they still demonstrate that behavior at Wolf Park.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: Sofia on June 21, 2019, 01:28:46 AM
Might be easier in the long run to build a fence?  Kennel?  Harness/leash?  House cat during tick season?  Here is some tick repellant:
https://www.google.com/search?q=cat+safe+tick+repellent&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=shop&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwivg6Lrk_riAhVIjVQKHeK3CyoQ_AUIECgB&biw=1366&bih=654
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: DynamoHum on June 21, 2019, 05:51:41 AM
Why the hell do they want to roll around in fkn POOOOooo??

We used to have an Irish wolf hound German Shepard cross. He was Great Dane sized but with long whisker type fur and he caught roll in poo fever whenever the opportunity presented itself. Worst time of all, we were at a lake enjoying ourselves but within 30 minutes of leaving, Baron found some HUMAN POO to roll around in! He basically met us at the car in this awful condition as we were packing up like he was saying, "ok, I'm ready, let's ride" We had to keep throwing sticks into the lake for him to fetch to get him clean...ish.  It was a horrible ride home.

It is the pride they show :(

We were walking by the river earlier in the week with a couple of other dog owners and their dogs and one of them found something dead and proceeded to do a manual disembowellment and emerged with innards in his fur. He’s a small chap and not a river dipper. We had to walk him back to the cricket pitch where there was a standpipe and try and remove the worst there...when the wind was in the wrong direction it was truly truly rank.

He looked very happy with his prize slathered all over his back.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: DynamoHum on June 21, 2019, 05:53:46 AM
It means, "Smell what I found."  I bet they still demonstrate that behavior at Wolf Park.

I can kind of understand it ... but we clearly have very healthy foxes here as they appear to be enjoying a healthy nutritious diet as it stinks to high heaven. When I lived in London we saw foxes all the time - even during the day - now I am in the sticks we never see them because they truly are wild animals. I think they feat on the bunnies.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: JUAN on June 21, 2019, 05:56:22 AM
I love the way English has evolved in different places. Cricket pitch and standpipe are words that would not occur to me to use, but I perfectly understood them.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: DynamoHum on June 21, 2019, 06:53:14 AM
I love the way English has evolved in different places. Cricket pitch and standpipe are words that would not occur to me to use, but I perfectly understood them.

I did worry about using the word standpipe as I wasn’t sure what the US term for it was and I do modify my language a little for you lovely colonials :)
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: PB on June 21, 2019, 08:08:19 AM
I love the way English has evolved in different places. Cricket pitch and standpipe are words that would not occur to me to use, but I perfectly understood them.

Along with chap and river dipper...
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: anniem on June 21, 2019, 06:51:34 PM
I did worry about using the word standpipe as I wasn’t sure what the US term for it was and I do modify my language a little for you lovely colonials :)

See how sweet you are and not a bit scary to sane people.

 ;)
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: DynamoHum on June 24, 2019, 07:36:08 AM
See how sweet you are and not a bit scary to sane people.

 ;)

Define sane ;)
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: Whistler on June 24, 2019, 08:50:05 AM
Ringo has an inbuilt radar for finding and rolling in poo. To save my sanity and ease my ire, it is easier for me to record the instances of his defecatory gymnastics.

20th June 2019

Fox Poo.

Everywhere on his body, 30 mins before I have to start work.

Resolution:
Dog showered and bathed, harness and collar washed, owner second shower of the day and second set of clothing changed. Bathroom bleached and cleaned.   


Shock Collar

FIFY     ;)
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: DynamoHum on June 26, 2019, 03:34:34 AM
FIFY     ;)


Noooooooo! He’s 14! :O
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: KSM on June 26, 2019, 08:32:19 PM

Noooooooo! He’s 14! :O
Shock collar? No! Never! Completely unnecessary in virtually any circumstance. Not to mention that you would have to catch the dog right before rolling in said shit. What good is an electrical warning during the act?
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: sean92008 on June 26, 2019, 10:22:03 PM
I love the way English has evolved in different places. Cricket pitch and standpipe are words that would not occur to me to use, but I perfectly understood them.


Cricket pitch = Front hole
Standpipe = Front stick

Yeah, I get it.  🙄🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: KSM on June 26, 2019, 10:48:09 PM

 He’s 14! :O
14 was Sofia's name before her most recent change. I think she's sneaking on to your property and wiping her bum with your doggy!!!!
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: DynamoHum on June 27, 2019, 12:05:01 PM
14 was Sofia's name before her most recent change. I think she's sneaking on to your property and wiping her bum with your doggy!!!!

Fucking hell, what a thought!

Bravo!
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on June 27, 2019, 04:30:46 PM
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: Dancing queen on June 27, 2019, 09:11:12 PM
lol shits his cologne
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: DynamoHum on July 01, 2019, 03:03:47 PM


Ringo sniffs, finds, rolls then eats :(
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: KSM on July 01, 2019, 10:16:47 PM
Ringo sniffs, finds, rolls then eats :(
@DynamoHum A question if I may, and I'm being serious! When Ringo passes will you bury him in your yard/property.. I do that. Two cats and three dogs now with nicely marked places.  Correction, Henry's ashes were spread on my front lawn. He loved it there watching people walk by HIS fence. Never caused any trouble but he would stare ya down as you walked by.


King Henry!
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: DynamoHum on July 02, 2019, 06:41:56 AM
@DynamoHum A question if I may, and I'm being serious! When Ringo passes will you bury him in your yard/property.. I do that. Two cats and three dogs now with nicely marked places.  Correction, Henry's ashes were spread on my front lawn. He loved it there watching people walk by HIS fence. Never caused any trouble but he would stare ya down as you walked by.


King Henry!

We aren’t sure if this is our forever home yet (5 years in!)...we still have his predecessor’s ashes waiting to go somewhere. I wouldn’t want to leave him if we went somewhere else. If we do stay and Ringo has gone then we’ll probably take him and JR down to the Thames and bury them both on the bank somewhere, it is Ringo’s favourite walk as he likes to swim and JR liked it a lot as well.

If we don’t stay then the next place will be it (I hate moving, it’s a faff), then we will find them a nice place in the new garden where they can be with us.

It’s silly really isn’t it? I am a lot more sentimental than I let on. Well I am about my pets, humans, sod em.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: DynamoHum on August 11, 2019, 02:35:44 AM
Left side covered.

This was despite a fellow dog owner gesticulating wildly at Ringo as he was in mid roll in the meadow by the house. I think Ringo thought he was being cheered on.

He then proceeded to run at full pelt like he was proud of himself or something.

Bath and showered in “Fox Poo” brand shampoo.

Still stinks.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: Robert on August 11, 2019, 07:41:50 PM
I did worry about using the word standpipe as I wasn’t sure what the US term for it was and I do modify my language a little for you lovely colonials :)
As far as I know, the US term for standpipe is...standpipe.  Buildings in New York City have signs indicating distances to standpipes or locations thereof, by that word.

We do, however, also have connections we call (fire) hydrants near the curb on the sidewalk.  Sometimes known as fireplugs.  But the ones in association with buildings are called standpipes.  Don't ask me why they make that distinction.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: Robert on August 11, 2019, 07:48:16 PM

What's the matter, boss, don'cha like dreck?

Oh, people don't like dreck.  I keep forgetting that one.
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2019, 07:59:11 PM
Why the hell do they want to roll around in fkn POOOOooo??
Dogs are instinctively, predators.  They roll in excrement because it's the strongest odor that masks their scent.
Prey will run instantly when they smell a predator.  But they're not so anxious when they smell shit.
I mean, how fast can a turd run??? ;D
Title: Re: Shit my dog has rolled in.
Post by: skittles on August 11, 2019, 11:02:01 PM
Dogs are instinctively, predators.  They roll in excrement because it's the strongest odor that masks their scent.
Prey will run instantly when they smell a predator.  But they're not so anxious when they smell shit.
I mean, how fast can a turd run??? ;D

LOL
A question for the ages... :o