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Bart Ell

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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #330 on: October 05, 2018, 07:11:11 PM »
Bart,

I question your tastes in desserts good sir.  You don't like pies.  You won't eat fried peaches.  You must be one of the damn fish-eating northerners.

I likes what I likes.

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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #331 on: October 05, 2018, 07:21:02 PM »
I likes what I likes.

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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #332 on: October 06, 2018, 07:33:24 AM »
I just made apple pie.

The apples are from my mums garden and it’s the last of a huge bag full I made 3 crumbles from.
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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #333 on: October 06, 2018, 07:34:19 AM »
#FuckPie

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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #334 on: October 06, 2018, 07:37:50 AM »
#FuckPie

I shall enjoy it with custard later.
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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #335 on: October 06, 2018, 07:40:29 AM »
I shall enjoy it with custard later.

I would enjoy double custard, hold the pie.

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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #336 on: October 06, 2018, 07:59:50 AM »
I would enjoy double custard, hold the pie.

Baked Peaches and Custard.
So is it pastry you are offended by? All types of pastry?
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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #337 on: October 06, 2018, 08:06:54 AM »
Baked Peaches and Custard.
So is it pastry you are offended by? All types of pastry?

Unbaked peaches.


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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #338 on: October 06, 2018, 08:37:32 AM »
I just had my last peach of the season.
All the trees are picked dry.
My kingdom for those peaches.
I got 4 of those buckets off my tree. I knocked half off earlier so they wouldn't be small. Half of what was picked is in my freezer, I gave the rest away.
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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #339 on: October 06, 2018, 08:46:14 AM »
I got 4 of those buckets off my tree. I knocked half off earlier so they wouldn't be small. Half of what twas licked is in my freezer, I gave the rest away.

You licked the ones you gave away too?
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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #340 on: October 06, 2018, 08:53:01 AM »
You licked the ones you gave away too?
yes :)
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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #341 on: October 08, 2018, 08:37:39 AM »
Went out to lunch today to a gastro pub in the sticks.
It was sublime.

Venison and black pudding scotch egg
Beetroot Hummus and bread

Pheasant breast with Pheasant liver Wellington and braised red cabbage

Date and Walnut sponge with vanilla ice cream with a piece of honeycomb and butterscotch sauce.
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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #342 on: October 08, 2018, 08:38:02 AM »
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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #343 on: October 08, 2018, 08:38:23 AM »
Dessert
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Re: Food Porn!
« Reply #344 on: October 08, 2018, 11:57:36 AM »
Went out to lunch today to a gastro pub in the sticks.
It was sublime.

Venison and black pudding scotch egg
Beetroot Hummus and bread

Pheasant breast with Pheasant liver Wellington and braised red cabbage

Date and Walnut sponge with vanilla ice cream with a piece of honeycomb and butterscotch sauce.

One ass short of a complete meal!