I cannot wrap a gift to save my life. As long as I've lived I simply cannot wrap a present and make it look nice. Simply awful. My presents would look better if you just put them in a washing machine with a bunch of tissue paper, or whatever, and then just went with that when all was done. I have yet to master Scotch tape. The ability to fold into tight creases is nil. I have my faculties about me. I think I'm a pretty smart guy. However, when I wrap a present it looks like an utter failure and is quite embarrassing actually.
And yes, I know about gift bags. Some things you just can't put in a gift bag.
What is my life?