HOLLYWOOD - Jay Leno the famous comedian and car aficionado is at his desk in his home office of his mansion.
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Jay Leno: Hello.
Richard: Hello. Is this THE Jay Leno I'm talking to?
Jay Leno: Yes it is. Who is this?
Richard: Jay it's Richard C. Hoagland. I believe we have some friends in common, Gene, Isaac, Carl and Walter. In case you don't know of my work I'm a scientist, winner of the Angstrom Prize, it's the equivalent of the Nobel prize for astronomy. I also host a very successful radio show, it's the 5th most listened to show on TalkStreamLive.com.
Jay Leno: Ok that's great Richard but why are you calling me? I'm a comedian. Gene Simmons? Walter Mathau?
Richard: Roddenberry, Cronkite. Call me Dick please. Well the reason I wanted to speak to you Jay is that you're quite a famous fellow and I know you're a passionate car enthusiast. I love your cable show with the cars.
Jay Leno: Why thank you. I'm kinda rushed for time. What's this about?
Richard: Jay to be frank we need your help. Myself and my team of illustrious scientists have discovered breakthrough technology. It will change the world. We are developing a car that runs on water. It is stunning.
Jay Leno: Gee that sounds fantastic. But wouldn't you be better off calling Elon Musk or somebody like that?
Richard: We need you Jay. We need somebody famous to get the attention of the President.
Jay Leno: Why haven't I read about this water powered car? Honestly this sounds pretty out there if you know what I mean.
Richard: Jay I'm surprised at your naivete. The oil companies and others will suppress it. It will never see the light of day if we go public before we talk to the President.
Jay Leno: Listen I know Trump, played his casino hotels many times back in the day. You want me to try to call him and tell him about your invention is that right?
Richard: Well no Jay. That would make too much sense. We want you to drive the water powered car across the country from LA to Washington and then circle the White House. When the Secret Service realizes it's you famous Jay Leno driving round and round the White House of course they'll tell President Trump and he will undoubtedly invite you in and that's when you tell him you have something urgent to discuss with him.
Jay Leno: Alright who is this? It's you Jerry isn't it. Very funny bit.
Richard: Jerry? Who?
Jay Leno: Seinfeld I know it's you.
Richard: That's hysterical you think I'm Jerry Seinfeld but I'm not I'm Richard C. Hoagland director of the Enterprise Mission. But I'd love to have Jerry on my radio show can you give me his number?