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Richard Groyper

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #315 on: September 23, 2018, 02:42:32 PM »
Evolution of a marriage...

Engaged:. Helps and wants a quickie in the garage

Newly wed:. Brings drinks out, lingerie when you come in after finishing.

5 years:. Drinks and an offer to help later after the kids are down for a nap

10 years: Sends kids out with drinks and a snack, which they share with you.

15 years:. Sends unhappy kids out with drinks, a snack (that they eat so you never see it) and had been told to help you.  They act bitchy so you don't want them to help.

20 +.years: You drink from the hose and ingest all sorts of pathogens.  Any snacks would be leftovers from the center console of your car. Wife naps.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #316 on: September 23, 2018, 02:45:35 PM »
She'll be eating some sort of hideous concoction involving intestine's I think.   Seems like her plan is to use the air fryer.

Might be ok - all that grease should drain out.

Is she Scottish or Asian?  Otherwise intestines are just plain grotesque and a level of cultural appropriation that should be pointed out. 😀
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #317 on: September 23, 2018, 02:52:45 PM »
Is she Scottish or Asian?  Otherwise intestines are just plain grotesque and a level of cultural appropriation that should be pointed out. 😀

Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman. 

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #318 on: September 23, 2018, 03:17:07 PM »
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman. 

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Yep.

When I met my Chinese friend, she was quick to point out she liked pizza, burgers and American food.  Hahaha...  I could tell she was looking for a companion with that quick admission.

I've had enough ginger and putrid crap to last me a lifetime.

Scotts... Er, well,  once is enough. 
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #319 on: September 23, 2018, 03:33:30 PM »
Scotts... Er, well,  once is enough.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #320 on: September 23, 2018, 03:36:27 PM »
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman. 

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #321 on: September 23, 2018, 03:54:03 PM »
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman...

Have you ever come home from a night of drinking, only to find the refrigerator bare other than a few jars of horrid nasty Asian pickles?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #322 on: September 23, 2018, 10:18:24 PM »
Have you ever come home from a night of drinking, only to find the refrigerator bare other than a few jars of horrid nasty Asian pickles?
Growing up, my mom was like that.  She still is. Dad had to hide cans of sardines in the garage and chocolate bars in his glove box.  He finally completely took over the grocery shopping and most of the cooking in their 15th year of marriage, poor guy.  To this day, just in case, I try to keep a locking cosmetic case stocked with tasty, non-perishable things like Vienna sausages, a hermetic Dinty Moore with beef, carrots and potatoes, latte in a jar, pepperoni, antipasto in a jar, a chocolate bar, dried fruit like dates/figs, nut mix, wasabi peas, and waxed cheese.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #323 on: September 23, 2018, 10:29:11 PM »
I will not treat myself so well. I've got a mini bottle of Dewar's I should drink suppositorily 🙄
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #324 on: September 23, 2018, 11:14:15 PM »
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #326 on: September 25, 2018, 07:46:30 AM »
At this time, I have a powerful lust for barley.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #327 on: September 25, 2018, 11:29:50 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #328 on: September 26, 2018, 03:10:26 PM »
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« Reply #329 on: September 27, 2018, 03:06:59 AM »
As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them?  Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak.  And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player.  Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuff

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