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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19230 on: December 06, 2018, 09:43:00 PM »
Living Saints? I thought you had to be dead to be a Saint.

I'm quite alive.

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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19231 on: December 06, 2018, 09:43:48 PM »
I'm quite alive.
What's your miracle count?
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19232 on: December 06, 2018, 09:44:13 PM »
Living Saints? I thought you had to be dead to be a Saint.

Yes, Catholic canon I think, states they want two postmortem miracles.
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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19233 on: December 06, 2018, 09:46:00 PM »
Yes, Catholic canon I think, states they want two postmortem miracles.
I thought it was 3?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19234 on: December 06, 2018, 09:46:41 PM »
What's your miracle count?

13 clear miracles.
Hundreds that are under audit.

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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19235 on: December 06, 2018, 09:47:10 PM »
SANDSQUATCH FINALLY GETTING SOME TRACTION

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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19236 on: December 06, 2018, 09:48:26 PM »
Did Dave say "sandsquatch"


I'm sure I heard Dave say "sandsquatch"

Why did Dave say "sandsquatch"

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Ask me about the legendary desert Bigfoot. A.K.A the Sandsquatch and his more elusive cousin, the Albino White Sands Dunefoot.

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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19237 on: December 06, 2018, 09:48:31 PM »

Sandsquatch shout out! Got here just in time to hear it

More holy stuff?  Too much of a "good" thing. imho
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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19238 on: December 06, 2018, 09:49:56 PM »
13 clear miracles.
Hundreds that are under audit.
I'm suspect. 13 is my favorite number though, so I'll let it slide.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19239 on: December 06, 2018, 09:50:00 PM »
I thought it was 3?

Nope canonization requires two miracles, whereas beatification (blessed) requires only one.
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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19240 on: December 06, 2018, 09:50:27 PM »
Sandsquatch shout out! Got here just in time to hear it

More holy stuff?  Too much of a "good" thing. imho

i'm with ya
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19241 on: December 06, 2018, 09:51:24 PM »
Nope canonization requires two miracles, whereas beatification (blessed) requires only one.
Huh. Cool. I believe you wise Spookcat.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19242 on: December 06, 2018, 09:51:39 PM »
Sandsquatch shout out! Got here just in time to hear it

More holy stuff?  Too much of a "good" thing. imho

At least it isn't a clock ticking.
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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19243 on: December 06, 2018, 09:52:09 PM »
Huh. Cool. I believe you wise Spookcat.

Nope. I keep a tab open for searches ^^;
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Re: Midnight In The Desert with Dave Schrader
« Reply #19244 on: December 06, 2018, 09:52:52 PM »
I'm suspect. 13 is my favorite number though, so I'll let it slide.

I was also visited by the devil when I was in prison in Bulgaria.