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Title: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 05, 2018, 01:35:58 PM
American women have the world’s biggest boobs
http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/news/a41466/american-women-apparently-have-the-biggest-boobs-in-the-world/
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Post by: Lonevoice on July 05, 2018, 03:27:54 PM
American women have the world’s biggest boobs
http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/news/a41466/american-women-apparently-have-the-biggest-boobs-in-the-world/

From the article:

Quote
researchers measured the volume of breast tissue in 11,682 women ages 28 - 30 from 108 different countries.

How much did the researches have to pay to get that job?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on July 05, 2018, 05:14:09 PM
What's next?  The Johnson measure? :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on July 05, 2018, 08:19:59 PM
From the article:

How much did the researches have to pay to get that job?

*licks avatar on screen*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: lola2001 on July 05, 2018, 09:08:18 PM
Wow....ELL GAB, haha....that didn't take too long!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: vathek on July 05, 2018, 09:14:14 PM
American women have the world’s biggest boobs
http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/news/a41466/american-women-apparently-have-the-biggest-boobs-in-the-world/

Stranger still: the epicenter isn't coastal.  It's Utah (https://fox13now.com/2016/02/24/vain-utah-cosmetic-surgery-more-popular-than-ever-in-the-beehive-state/).
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 06, 2018, 01:33:05 AM
From the article:

How much did the researches have to pay to get that job?

[/quote]
American women have the world’s biggest boobs
http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/news/a41466/american-women-apparently-have-the-biggest-boobs-in-the-world/

How many do you think also have chiropractors?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: XArea51 on July 06, 2018, 04:03:53 AM
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course.   8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 08, 2018, 03:04:36 PM
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course.   8)
Perhaps our Samoans skewed the survey results  ;).  Metron I know a lot of Samoans so don't even try to dramatize this.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on July 08, 2018, 03:11:45 PM
WTF 14?

You make no sense whatsoever. ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on July 09, 2018, 06:48:23 AM
ah yesh , my karma nears equilibrium ...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rebecca on July 09, 2018, 09:34:08 AM
Potatoes
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 09, 2018, 11:30:57 AM
I was recently pulled over in New Mexico for a speeding violation. This is an actual sample from the conversation wich followed:

Trooper- So you're from Arizona. Is your friend from there too?
Me- No, she's from Canada.
Trooper- Does she speak English?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 09, 2018, 11:37:05 AM
Maybe the trooper’s from Florida. Here most of the Canadians we see are from Quebec and, like Dominicans and Haitians, claim not to speak English.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on July 09, 2018, 11:42:46 AM
I was recently pulled over in New Mexico for a speeding violation. This is an actual sample from the conversation wich followed:

Trooper- So you're from Arizona. Is your friend from there too?
Me- No, she's from Canada.
Trooper- Does she speak English?

Lol, of a fashion, eh?

Koo koo koo koo koo koo!

Got beer?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 09, 2018, 12:00:59 PM
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course.   8)

A suitable brassiere for me would be a 58 B.   :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on July 09, 2018, 03:08:06 PM
 :'( that was amazing.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 09, 2018, 03:47:20 PM
"With belief in pig-faced women commonplace, unscrupulous showmen exhibited living "pig-faced women" at fairs. These were not genuine women, but shaven bears dressed in women's clothing."


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig-faced_women

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on July 09, 2018, 04:15:39 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 10, 2018, 12:10:21 PM
WTF. I plan on bringing my own peanuts.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/southwest-airlines-says-goodbye-to-peanuts/ar-AAzRrYv?OCID=ansmsnnews11

No more Polish hot dog deals. Result of the Sino-American Trade War??

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/costco-cuts-polish-hot-dogs-and-tweeters-are-hangry/ar-AAzR4h6?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on July 10, 2018, 02:17:03 PM

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on July 10, 2018, 03:18:21 PM
David Wilcock in a nutshell. This article on his wedding and all the synchronicities, reincarnation, past lives, alien beings who give him messages through Corey Goode and other points that stroke his ego and importance is nauseating.

https://divinecosmos.com/davids-blog/8094-david-wilcock-marriage-announcement-a-happy-life/

Also Wilcock is resigning from Gaia. His resignation email is in typical Wilcock fashion.
I believe he really just wants a bigger piece of the 1.84 million dollars Gaia grosses per month from their 430,000 members.
There is a lot of shadiness and alleged sexual misconduct that have been reported about Gaia this past year as well.
 
https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 10, 2018, 03:31:06 PM
David Wilcock in a nutshell. This article on his wedding and all the synchronicities, reincarnation, past lives, alien beings who give him messages through Corey Goode and other points that stroke his ego and importance is nauseating.

https://divinecosmos.com/davids-blog/8094-david-wilcock-marriage-announcement-a-happy-life/

Also Wilcock is resigning from Gaia. His resignation email is in typical Wilcock fashion.
I believe he really just wants a bigger piece of the 1.84 million dollars Gaia grosses per month from their 430,000 members.
There is a lot of shadiness and alleged sexual misconduct that have been reported about Gaia this past year as well.
 
https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/

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Thanks for posting! That is some crazy stuff. It would appear that there is always such feuds, business disagreements, threats, and drama when it comes to paranormal, UFO, and conspiracy shows and folks!  I liked this line: "As they say in Mexico, “No Mas.” "

https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: McPhallus on July 10, 2018, 03:37:47 PM
"With belief in pig-faced women commonplace, unscrupulous showmen exhibited living "pig-faced women" at fairs. These were not genuine women, but shaven bears dressed in women's clothing."


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig-faced_women

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on July 10, 2018, 03:44:22 PM
Thanks for posting! That is some crazy stuff. It would appear that there is always such feuds, business disagreements, threats, and drama when it comes to paranormal, UFO, and conspiracy shows and folks!  I liked this line: "As they say in Mexico, “No Mas.” "

https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/

Dang, and we thought Heather did DRAMA!

That said, at least he agreed to fulfill the rest of his contract, so there's that. :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 11, 2018, 06:00:34 PM
https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2018/07/09/dont-drop-that-mug-of-joe-its-worth-its-weight-in-gold/

And why does our Air Force use a "europlug" design?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 08:31:05 PM
I wonder if I am the first person to fall asleep with their head in an mri machine. [/font]
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 11, 2018, 08:42:35 PM
I wonder if I am the first person to fall asleep with their head in an mri machine. [/font]

Maybe years of shooting or jackhammer work or post-Harvey excavation work that you got used to sleeping with loud noise? Howd that happen? I thought those things were loud hammering?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 08:46:42 PM
Maybe years of shooting or jackhammer work or post-Harvey excavation work that you got used to sleeping with loud noise? Howd that happen? I thought those things were loud hammering?


When I worked on an oil derrick and the drilling was slow I would sleep in between the 4 diesel drilling motors because there weren’t any mosquitos there. 


It was noisy but I was allowed a set of ear plugs.  I have two more on Friday. I will see if this was a one time anomaly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 11, 2018, 08:51:51 PM

When I worked on an oil derrick and the drilling was slow I would sleep in between the 4 diesel drilling motors because there weren’t any mosquitos there. 


It was noisy but I was allowed a set of ear plugs.  I have two more on Friday. I will see if this was a one time anomaly.

I once had a place near a main railway station. Thought, at time, how great for quick access to transport, airport, city-center, etc. Then realized. But got used to it. Then coming back to more pastoral area had same problem. You adapt. But it is weird. Now with apps I can have rain (sounds) on during drioughts etc and such.

Hope whatever you need MRI for works out to be nothing...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 08:58:57 PM
I once had a place near a main railway station. Thought, at time, how great for quick access to transport, airport, city-center, etc. Then realized. But got used to it. Then coming back to more pastoral area had same problem. You adapt. But it is weird. Now with apps I can have rain (sounds) on during drioughts etc and such.

Hope whatever you need MRI for works out to be nothing...


You saying you hope they find nothing in my head boy???




It’s not nothing. I have been telling doctors for years I had something wrong in my head. They kept writing me off saying it was just stress or just depression.  Last month they finally did a CT scan. All they keep saying is “complicated case”. Need “systems approach”.  Nobody says “We’re sorry, you were right.”  I have 2 more and an eeg scheduled for Friday and then a Friday night sleep study.


The neurologist didn’t believe my list that showed 35 concussions especially when she saw the description




1. TRIED TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN AND HIT RADIATOR (TWICE)
2. AUNT AND GIRLFRIEND PLAYING CATCH WITH ME ON BED AND HIT FOOTBOARD.
....


Well, you get the idea.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 11, 2018, 09:11:58 PM

You saying you hope they find nothing in my head boy???




It’s not nothing. I have been telling doctors for years I had something wrong in my head. They kept writing me off saying it was just stress or just depression.  Last month they finally did a CT scan. All they keep saying is “complicated case”. Need “systems approach”.  Nobody says “We’re sorry, you were right.”  I have 2 more and an eeg scheduled for Friday and then a Friday night sleep study.


The neurologist didn’t believe my list that showed 35 concussions especially when she saw the description




1. TRIED TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN AND HIT RADIATOR (TWICE)
2. AUNT AND GIRLFRIEND PLAYING CATCH WITH ME ON BED AND HIT FOOTBOARD.
....


Well, you get the idea.

Good luck. Luckily BG is down so if you mention site to neurologists or associated brain docs they won't get more alarmed. But in seriousness, good luck and good you in area with great hospitals and such, though they should pay more attention to what patients report history-wise. All the best.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 11, 2018, 09:20:38 PM
My table saw called it a day, today. 11 years of service :-X
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 11, 2018, 09:51:30 PM
I wonder if I am the first person to fall asleep with their head in an mri machine. [/font]

I have had three mri's for my brain and fell asleep each time. Must be a sign of exceptional intelligence. But I wonder if I'm the only one who comes out of one basically drunk
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 09:54:58 PM
I have had three mri's for my brain and fell asleep each time. Must be a sign of exceptional intelligence. But I wonder if I'm the only one who comes out of one basically drunk


Oh no. That’s exactly like I felt. I was dizzy as all get out ajd could barely stand up.  And this one was without contrast dye.




When I had the CT scan in June it was really short but I almost lost my cookies afterwards because of the contrast dye.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 11, 2018, 10:02:38 PM
My table saw called it a day, today. 11 years of service :-X

Was the dynamo or sub alert-esque or hurricane siren wind-down sound different, like a final "I'm done" or, more appropriate, a "he's winding down?"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 10:04:02 PM
Was the dynamo or sub alert-esque or hurricane siren wind-down sound different, like a final "I'm done" or, more appropriate, a "he's winding down?"


Or more like a “urpeeeeeeeerch”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on July 12, 2018, 12:11:40 AM
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course.   8)
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on July 12, 2018, 12:14:16 AM
Potatoes
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 12, 2018, 07:01:15 PM

You saying you hope they find nothing in my head boy???




It’s not nothing. I have been telling doctors for years I had something wrong in my head. They kept writing me off saying it was just stress or just depression.  Last month they finally did a CT scan. All they keep saying is “complicated case”. Need “systems approach”.  Nobody says “We’re sorry, you were right.”  I have 2 more and an eeg scheduled for Friday and then a Friday night sleep study.


The neurologist didn’t believe my list that showed 35 concussions especially when she saw the description




1. TRIED TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN AND HIT RADIATOR (TWICE)
2. AUNT AND GIRLFRIEND PLAYING CATCH WITH ME ON BED AND HIT FOOTBOARD.
....


Well, you get the idea.
The leaves of the edible regular shrinking violet are tumor shrinkers.  People used to make violet candy and put the leaves on salads.  The are very alkalinizing.  Not the African furry ones of course.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 12, 2018, 07:05:56 PM
But I wonder if I'm the only one who comes out of one basically drunk

It helps if you haven't been drinking all day.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on July 12, 2018, 08:12:37 PM
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also works on apples.
generally makes a huge mess as well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 12, 2018, 10:23:32 PM
It helps if you haven't been drinking all day.  :P

Aha! That explains it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 12, 2018, 11:47:08 PM
Was the dynamo or sub alert-esque or hurricane siren wind-down sound different, like a final "I'm done" or, more appropriate, a "he's winding down?"

Since you're asking. I was finishing a staircase in a new build house about 65 miles out o' town. One of the other contractors made off with my heavy duty extension cord the previous day which was very convenient as it was their last day and I was literally the last guy to finish up on that job on the following day, today.  I was left with no choice but to use a light duty cord as that was all that was available.. after all I only had three stair nosings to cut as well as a reducer strip. Either way, the smell of bad electricity billowed out of my saw engine as it said, so long pal.  in all the job sites I've been on I've not stolen so much as a pencil but this is sure to learn me not to leave ANYTHING behind for the next day. 

I have two backup wheeled Rigid T-saws still in the box. Coz I can write them off :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 13, 2018, 10:05:26 AM

Oh no. That’s exactly like I felt. I was dizzy as all get out and could barely stand up.  And this one was without contrast dye.

When I had the CT scan in June it was really short but I almost lost my cookies afterwards because of the contrast dye.
You two are troopers, that's for sure.  Did you get the doughnut one, or the claustrophobic one that Noory had?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 13, 2018, 10:11:32 AM
also works on apples.
generally makes a huge mess as well.

And small potatoes?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sumethinz new on July 13, 2018, 03:30:36 PM
For our friend, zeeb

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 13, 2018, 03:33:02 PM
For our friend, zeeb
Small but mighty!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sumethinz new on July 13, 2018, 03:42:13 PM
Small but mighty!

Indeed! Happy Friday
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 13, 2018, 03:48:01 PM
Since you're asking. I was finishing a staircase in a new build house about 65 miles out o' town. One of the other contractors made off with my heavy duty extension cord the previous day which was very convenient as it was their last day and I was literally the last guy to finish up on that job on the following day, today.  I was left with no choice but to use a light duty cord as that was all that was available.. after all I only had three stair nosings to cut as well as a reducer strip. Either way, the smell of bad electricity billowed out of my saw engine as it said, so long pal.  in all the job sites I've been on I've not stolen so much as a pencil but this is sure to learn me not to leave ANYTHING behind for the next day. 

I have two backup wheeled Rigid T-saws still in the box. Coz I can write them off :)
Just maintain a little collaterol, lol, only kidding... I think...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 13, 2018, 03:48:46 PM
Indeed! Happy Friday
Here's to a great weekend!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sumethinz new on July 13, 2018, 04:02:16 PM
Here's to a great weekend!

I officially take back my smite. It was an accident, I promise!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on July 13, 2018, 06:14:12 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on July 13, 2018, 06:17:16 PM
Is your energy supply vegan? (https://www.ecotricity.co.uk/our-green-energy/vegan-energy-supply)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 15, 2018, 07:42:26 PM
How adorable is Peter Sagan? I end up with a major crush on him every July. Here he is describing his win on the cobblestones this spring. And some pics from today's TDF stage on the dreaded aforementioned cobblestones. Rest day tomorrow then the Alps starting Tuesday  8)

so dreamy ...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 15, 2018, 08:04:16 PM
How adorable is Peter Sagan? I end up with a major crush on him every July. Here he is describing his win on the cobblestones this spring. And some pics from today's TDF stage on the dreaded aforementioned cobblestones. Rest day tomorrow then the Alps starting Tuesday  8)

so dreamy ...

I detest Mark Cavanaugh.  And the jerks on his lead out team

Remember last year when that little cheater tried to elbow Sagan out of the way going up to the line, crashed, and had Sagan thrown out of the Tour?  Awful.  Typical of that little prick.

Asked about it the other day, Sagan just laughed it off and said he was glad to be back in the Tour this year.  I like him too, I wish he'd train to be a GC guy for some team and not just go for sprints and stage wins
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 15, 2018, 09:30:20 PM
I detest Mark Cavanaugh.  And the jerks on his lead out team

Remember last year when that little cheater tried to elbow Sagan out of the way going up to the line, crashed, and had Sagan thrown out of the Tour?  Awful.  Typical of that little prick.

Asked about it the other day, Sagan just laughed it off and said he was glad to be back in the Tour this year.  I like him too, I wish he'd train to be a GC guy for some team and not just go for sprints and stage wins

I totally agree. Sagan was seriously cheated last year. A real disgrace. Cavanaugh is now a has-been. Maybe once Sagan has his place permanently cemented in the history books maybe he'll go GC. But his personality is all sprinter. He certainly has the skills but does he have the temperament for GC?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 15, 2018, 09:41:19 PM
... Cavanaugh is now a has-been...

Who says there's no good news
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 16, 2018, 08:16:56 AM
I detest Mark Cavanaugh.  ...

Cavanaugh is now a has-been. ...

This proves just how much a has-been Mark really is. We both got his last name wrong. It's Cavendish not Cavanaugh  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on July 16, 2018, 03:45:30 PM
Must have a little SCOTUS on your minds...tee hee... ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 04:28:24 PM
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property.  I don't want to go to jail.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 16, 2018, 04:58:20 PM
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property.  I don't want to go to jail.

No "castle doctrine" or at least "stand your ground" laws there? Or just police or security guards? Or a nice big dog?

Be careful, "Foodlion" disappeared, from BG at least, after posting messages about trespassers and what to do....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on July 16, 2018, 05:00:12 PM
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property.  I don't want to go to jail.

Karma UP+

...esp. for starting the NFL thread... :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 05:25:41 PM
No "castle doctrine" or at least "stand your ground" laws there? Or just police or security guards? Or a nice big dog?

Be careful, "Foodlion" disappeared, from BG at least, after posting messages about trespassers and what to do....

'Stand your ground' is in effect.  However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless.  The police don't answer those calls.  Why?  I don't know.  That's what the cop told my Mom. 

I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 05:26:08 PM
Karma UP+

...esp. for starting the NFL thread... :)

Cool.  Thanks!  I need all the good karma I can get.   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 16, 2018, 06:19:43 PM
'Stand your ground' is in effect.  However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless.  The police don't answer those calls.  Why?  I don't know.  That's what the cop told my Mom. 

I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path.   ;)

Well since BG is unsold and the ISO hasn't been released I can't quote verbatim. But Foodlion had bought a rural property in Kentucky was growing food etc and going off-grid, sorta, but "methheads" were trespassing and stealing stuff and the local PD was, apparently, "corrupt" or at least too busy to come out and help. He was seeking ways to stop or record so he could report. Of course, many ideas of BGers were mentioned, including some that would be illegal (like shotgun traps, pitfalls,etc.) And legal like motion operated lights, cams etc. I suggested bear traps like used in oil&gas fields etc (essentially a shotgun trip-wire but not shooting the person but a big 'bang' that scares away, though I admittedly was unsure of legality for use on methheads. Then he disappeared. (Hopefully from BG only.) I think a dog is good idea, and legal. Even a small one if barks sometimes can be. And now motion operated lights and even cams are cheap. Basically you just want them to go somewhere else, at this point in some areas, not even catch. Generally, criminals are lazy. (I say generally because there are cases in which crazy work is done for meth- like stealing live power lines, manhole covers, and even RR tracks to sell for scrap! A lot of work! For not that much return, considering!)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 06:45:22 PM
Well since BG is unsold and the ISO hasn't been released I can't quote verbatim. But Foodlion had bought a rural property in Kentucky was growing food etc and going off-grid, sorta, but "methheads" were trespassing and stealing stuff and the local PD was, apparently, "corrupt" or at least too busy to come out and help. He was seeking ways to stop or record so he could report. Of course, many ideas of BGers were mentioned, including some that would be illegal (like shotgun traps, pitfalls,etc.) And legal like motion operated lights, cams etc. I suggested bear traps like used in oil&gas fields etc (essentially a shotgun trip-wire but not shooting the person but a big 'bang' that scares away, though I admittedly was unsure of legality for use on methheads. Then he disappeared. (Hopefully from BG only.) I think a dog is good idea, and legal. Even a small one if barks sometimes can be. And now motion operated lights and even cams are cheap. Basically you just want them to go somewhere else, at this point in some areas, not even catch. Generally, criminals are lazy. (I say generally because there are cases in which crazy work is done for meth- like stealing live power lines, manhole covers, and even RR tracks to sell for scrap! A lot of work! For not that much return, considering!)

So essentially YOU scared Foodlion away.  ;D  I kid. ;)

My Mom is in the city proper and even though it's a nice little area, with a diverse group of people that actually coexist, it is surrounded by subsidized public housing and the new "renovations" they've done to the west corridor seem to be made to accommodate all the Hispanic people that are moving in by the droves.  Nearly every property has been purchased by anybody 'not white' since the city put out bonds, etc, for development.  YES...THAT may sound racist of me but it's the truth.  There were other bids and it seems it was rigged to have minorities get it.  Regardless, I don't care unless the neighborhood doesn't improve.  It hasn't.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on July 16, 2018, 07:04:01 PM
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 16, 2018, 07:55:03 PM
So essentially YOU scared Foodlion away.  ;D  I kid. ;)

My Mom is in the city proper and even though it's a nice little area, with a diverse group of people that actually coexist, it is surrounded by subsidized public housing and the new "renovations" they've done to the west corridor seem to be made to accommodate all the Hispanic people that are moving in by the droves.  Nearly every property has been purchased by anybody 'not white' since the city put out bonds, etc, for development.  YES...THAT may sound racist of me but it's the truth.  There were other bids and it seems it was rigged to have minorities get it.  Regardless, I don't care unless the neighborhood doesn't improve.  It hasn't.  :-\

She needs to move.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Lonevoice on July 16, 2018, 07:58:43 PM
'Stand your ground' is in effect.  However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless.  The police don't answer those calls.  Why?  I don't know.  That's what the cop told my Mom. 

I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path.   ;)
I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:
Quote from: FoodLion

September 02, 2014, 09:46:24 AM »
Here I sit, dumbfounded about what happened last night.
At around 11:30pm--First we hear some one hopping over the fence, I go out with a flash light to investigate but see nothing. Suddenly it hits me, my camera is pointed at that spot, the same spot they've hopped over time and time again. Expecting to finally get pictures of the piece of filth in action, I go to check the camera, It's gone. Fucking thieves stole my camera and the memory card.

I look for my dog and he's laying on the ground. They must've fed him something to make him sick or fall asleep. I'm about to turn into a hobo with a shotgun and start street sweeping these dope heads.

Looks like I'm going to sell my 4 wheeler and get the money for a security system. At this point I'd rather catch the idiots more than anything. I might be looking for some advice later. If you know about security systems, please let me know. I'm hoping I can get one that will go wifi and I can work and watch from my computer screen. Any suggestions?

Edit: I am on a budget crises. If you guys can help point me to something really cheap and effective, I will hansomly reward you with any video or pictures of thieves that I manage to get. You guys will really enjoy looking at these ugly mofos. They look like Skelitor from He-man. Just a bag of bones with track marks down their arms. Some real nasty sonofvabitches.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 16, 2018, 08:05:35 PM
I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:

 :(  yep I think that was toward the end. On BG only, hopefully.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 08:14:21 PM
She needs to move.

YES!

I've begged her for a few years now.  There's always an excuse why she can't.   ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 08:15:32 PM
I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:

Where did he live?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Lonevoice on July 16, 2018, 08:21:53 PM
Where did he live?
That's a detail I don't recall, and regrettably it's an important one.  @albrecht has a great memory, so he's probably right about Kentucky.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Lonevoice on July 16, 2018, 08:23:42 PM
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)

You're the best, wr250!   :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 08:34:05 PM
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)

What the?  :o

First thing I clicked was an 'Old Greg' avatar I once used.  LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 17, 2018, 05:53:14 AM
With this big, beautiful, blank canvas Bart El has provided we are recreating Bell Gab.  I guess old dogs can’t learn new tricks.  😟
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on July 17, 2018, 06:55:20 AM
You're the best, wr250!   :-*
yw.
i had saved many of those pages , but not all. i simply grabbed all the images and put them in a .zip for you all to enjoy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on July 17, 2018, 02:12:13 PM
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)

Whoa, lots of work there - KARMA UP!

 :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 17, 2018, 04:21:32 PM
Thunderstorms just rolled in.  Even though I have the AC on, the window is open and the drapes are blowing parallel to the floor.  The sound and feel is very comforting.   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 17, 2018, 04:25:23 PM
What the?  :o

First thing I clicked was an 'Old Greg' avatar I once used.  LOL!

Oh that avatar always creeped me out!
Title: Deer Convention
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 18, 2018, 04:41:40 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 06:15:46 AM
Onion bagel with cream cheese.  The lust for it is powerful at this moment.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on July 18, 2018, 08:19:19 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 18, 2018, 10:48:48 AM
Thunderstorms just rolled in.  Even though I have the AC on, the window is open and the drapes are blowing parallel to the floor.  The sound and feel is very comforting.   :)
Scoot over!  I'm coming in!
Title: Re: Deer Convention
Post by: Sofia on July 18, 2018, 10:49:32 AM
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wow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 03:45:47 PM
Scoot over!  I'm coming in!

Well C'mon!!!  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 19, 2018, 12:24:56 PM
Canning.  I want to get into canning.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 19, 2018, 01:48:54 PM
Canning.  I want to get into canning.
I’ve always wondered why it’s not called bottling.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 19, 2018, 05:31:31 PM
I think there are more flavors now, but licorice came is two flavors - the red vines and the black ones.  Growing up I thought it was odd there were just the two flavors, and they were so different from each other.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 19, 2018, 10:44:29 PM
Went out for breakfast this morning. There were little crunchy eggshell bits in my scrambled eggs. Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings.

#Gag reflex
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Exile on July 20, 2018, 04:11:23 AM
That old question to your Dad right before you go to get your first license.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? The thoughtful looks. The partial but never completed answers and the final "because".

You gotta love Dad.

 :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 20, 2018, 08:33:40 AM
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Never too early to start Christmas shopping
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 21, 2018, 01:12:13 AM
 
Well C'mon!!!  :D
;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 21, 2018, 01:27:40 AM
'Stand your ground' is in effect.  However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless.  The police don't answer those calls.  Why?  I don't know.  That's what the cop told my Mom. 

I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path.   ;)
I think the no trespassing signs make it easier for the cops to make the people leave.  When I've reported trespassing, that's the first recommendation.  Not because it does any good, but because then the cops can tell the trespassers that they were warned. 

As you probably know (but your mom might not), sometimes cops have a higher priority happening, so they can't come.  It's not that they wouldn't.

I would try to sabotage whatever benefit they get by trespassing.  If they get privacy, prune back the landscaping.  If they sleep, install bright lights on intermittent timers.  Perhaps a sprinkler would be a deterrant?  If they congregate in an open space, she could fill the space with a vehicle or trailer.  Sounds awful.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: WildCard on July 21, 2018, 09:42:40 AM
this is the greatest thing ever.

"One user asked the question that was on all of our lips, why? Yes, Innes. Why?

"His answer: ‘Don’t want it to go to waste.’

"Speaking to the Metro he explained: ‘The discovery of the black sarcophagus in Alexandria sparked interest the world over, and amongst friends was immediately picked up as a symbol of hope. People were given an opportunity they’re often denied in recent times – to picture a brighter, more optimistic future in which the earth is blighted, torn apart and consumed piece by piece at the hands of furious immortal Egyptian gods. The potential to unleash this curse upon ourselves by opening the sarcophagus offered a degree of control over our lives which, in the current political and financial climate, we’re so often denied.

"Many felt let down when the dark and extremely cursed sarcophagus was pried open to reveal only skeletons drenched in raw sewage, which is weird because skeletons are inherently pretty awesome. However, I stand true to the hope we were promised, and deeply believe that by consuming the skeleton juice in the form of a carbonated high caffeine energy drink that we can still have the opportunity to enter an era of unending darkness and despair. I’m so glad to see others backing the petition, and sharing in my mission to rapidly bring about the end of all things.’


https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/20/people-want-to-drink-the-red-liquid-from-newly-opened-4000-year-old-sarcophagus-7740238

https://www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 21, 2018, 02:01:25 PM
I was doing laundry and was watching the last hour of today's Tour de France stage on a super steep finale. And what do my eyes behold? Painted on road about halfway up the nasty climb was, "GRAVITY SUCKS"

GS, êtes-vous à Mende aujourd'hui?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Lob Bazare on July 21, 2018, 04:26:05 PM
Karma: ∞
 
My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 21, 2018, 04:44:40 PM
Karma: ∞
 
My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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What a cutie!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 21, 2018, 06:40:42 PM
I was doing laundry and was watching the last hour of today's Tour de France stage on a super steep finale. And what do my eyes behold? Painted on road about halfway up the nasty climb was, "GRAVITY SUCKS"

GS, êtes-vous à Mende aujourd'hui?


Oui oui!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 21, 2018, 10:33:59 PM

Oui oui!

C'est vrai? Ooh là là. Formidable!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 22, 2018, 07:42:26 PM
I’m dressing up as a vampire pumpkin for Halloween.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on July 23, 2018, 06:38:28 AM
'Stand your ground' is in effect.  However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless.  The police don't answer those calls.  Why?  I don't know.  That's what the cop told my Mom. 

I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path.   ;)

here is your answer:
when they trespass again, call the police. when the police say "we dont respond to those calls" say "thats ok i have a shotgun" and hang up. the cops will arrive shortly.

 
be sure to not have any long or short guns and when they ask "why did you say you had a gun" answer "i thought you didnt respond to trespass calls"

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 23, 2018, 08:17:35 AM
here is your answer:
when they trespass again, call the police. when the police say "we dont respond to those calls" say "thats ok i have a shotgun" and hang up. the cops will arrive shortly.

be sure to not have any long or short guns and when they ask "why did you say you had a gun" answer "i thought you didnt respond to trespass calls"

LOL!  That may not work out too well for me.  They just need to patrol more.  Occasionally you see a car with the flood light going down the street.  That's rare anymore.  Plus the neighbors are of no help.  They see nothing unless it affects them or if they want to be nosey about what you have or what you are doing on any given day.  I'm a pretty good deterrent when I'm here, but I'm not always and I worry.

I convinced my Mom to move however.  That's a good thing.  This area is going down the tubes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 23, 2018, 11:13:51 AM
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.

Story number 2 today is a couple where the picture is a woman in a nude colored bra. Not. Sexy. Ever. No on gets turned on by a nude color bra. My account also says no couples. No one reads either.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 23, 2018, 11:22:07 AM
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating

Hi! 😃
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Dyna-X on July 23, 2018, 11:22:41 AM
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.
I wonder if she is part of the same club that goes into a conniption and stage level drama when someone lights up a cigarette. In the good old days when you could still smoke in a grocery store, the weak ones were toughened up by a little second hand smoke and everyone got along.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 23, 2018, 11:25:54 AM
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.

Story number 2 today is a couple where the picture is a woman in a nude colored bra. Not. Sexy. Ever. No on gets turned on by a nude color bra. My account also says no couples. No one reads either.


You are. Well, except the fish with the laser weapon on its head.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 23, 2018, 11:42:00 AM
I wonder if she is part of the same club that goes into a conniption and stage level drama when someone lights up a cigarette. In the good old days when you could still smoke in a grocery store, the weak ones were toughened up by a little second hand smoke and everyone got along.
Oh I am sure. She had a lecture for several things. It was mind blowing to say the least. All I sent back was a simple, this isn't going to work, good luck out there. Oh did I forget to mention she wasn't opposed to polyamory and thought Trump was the devil?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 23, 2018, 11:44:52 AM
Oh I am sure. She had a lecture for several things. It was mind blowing to say the least. All I sent back was a simple, this isn't going to work, good luck out there. Oh did I forget to mention she wasn't opposed to polyamory and thought Trump was the devil?


If we all embraced polyamory they couldn’t criticize Trump for his divorces.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 23, 2018, 11:48:55 AM

If we all embraced polyamory they couldn’t criticize Trump for his divorces.
I honestly don't give a rat's ass about politics and sadly for me most lesbians/queer and whatever else they are calling themselves now do. So it's totally ok. It gives me great stories to share here and else where. And you leave my fish alone, sir. It's now a memorial tattoo, thank you very much.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 23, 2018, 11:53:43 AM
Hi! 😃
 

lol, Weiner   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 23, 2018, 11:54:35 AM
Karma: ∞
 
My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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beautiful   :) plus 1 karma anyway   8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 23, 2018, 11:54:36 AM
I honestly don't give a rat's ass about politics and sadly for me most lesbians/queer and whatever else they are calling themselves now do. So it's totally ok. It gives me great stories to share here and else where. And you leave my fish alone, sir. It's now a memorial tattoo, thank you very much.  :P


It is quite the collector’s item.  You should put in your will that you want that piece of flesh turned into a lamp shade and donated to The Computer Museum as a testament of how quickly the internet devolved from people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet to the dregs that were brought about by the less than genius benefactors at Vandeven Enterprises.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 23, 2018, 11:57:29 AM
Hi! 😃
LOL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 23, 2018, 11:57:58 AM

It is quite the collector’s item.  You should put in your will that you want that piece of flesh turned into a lamp shade and donated to The Computer Museum as a testament of how quickly the internet devolved from people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet to the dregs that were brought about by the less than genius benefactors at Vandeven Enterprises.
I'll think about it. As it is I want to be cremated. Besides I won't care I'll be dead.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 23, 2018, 12:04:31 PM
I'll think about it. As it is I want to be cremated. Besides I won't care I'll be dead.  ;D


I might as well trademark it. All the ink, it could make me money some day


SaveTheInk™️ Lampshades and Memorabilia.


Bart, can I list the services on Bart’s Sharts?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 23, 2018, 12:15:30 PM
... people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet...

What's your IQ elsewhere?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 23, 2018, 12:40:22 PM
What's your IQ elsewhere?


Whatever IQ you want me to be big boy. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 23, 2018, 12:53:33 PM
The latest one told me cologne would kill me

Not necessarily wrong. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/toxic-perfumes-and-colognes/

There's also a book that detailed that almost no artificial scents or fragrances have been tested to see if they are carcinogens. Can't recall the name of it off hand.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on July 23, 2018, 11:07:22 PM
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property.  I don't want to go to jail.

Use the paper bags fm Trader Joe's.  they are very absorbent.  And don't come apart when wet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 24, 2018, 02:32:44 AM
Went out for breakfast this morning. There were little crunchy eggshell bits in my scrambled eggs. Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings.

#Gag reflex
Those are good for you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 24, 2018, 02:35:53 AM
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Hi, Karma, sweet kitty.  Have a nice day!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on July 25, 2018, 01:25:50 AM
Karma: ∞
 
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What a knowing expression on Karma's sweet face.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on July 25, 2018, 01:48:02 AM
The naked yoga guy at Planet Fitness...

Saw something approximating this on the beach in Fort Lauderdale.  Imagine a dumpster fire sporting a blue Speedo.  Yoga poses, many not successful.  At least the husky gent was merciful enough to be facing the ocean, not me.

Where's Rodney Yee when you need him?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on July 25, 2018, 05:14:41 PM
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 25, 2018, 05:16:08 PM
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[

Wow.  Not sure how that happened.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 25, 2018, 05:16:37 PM
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[

Problem solved.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on July 25, 2018, 05:18:26 PM
Wow.  Not sure how that happened.  ;D

It happens every once in a while and has been doing so since I was a kid.  Now is one of those times.   :-[  No reason to worry though.  It usually passes in about a half hour.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on July 25, 2018, 05:19:22 PM
Problem solved.

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Peeling those off would just aggravate them.  LOL.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 25, 2018, 05:19:49 PM
It happens every once in a while and has been doing so since I was a kid.  Now is one of those times.   :-[  No reason to worry though.  It usually passes in about a half hour.


Might be little demon thingies trying to sprout.


Note to self: be careful when you google terms like “nipple demons”


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 25, 2018, 05:44:36 PM
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[
You might try loosening those red suspenders holding up your bright red diapers, big boy. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 25, 2018, 08:58:50 PM
What a knowing expression on Karma's sweet face.
Monalisa Karma  :).
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 25, 2018, 08:59:44 PM
Monalisa Karma  :) .


Bell’s Palsy?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 25, 2018, 09:00:54 PM
 

Bell’s Palsy?
:P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on July 25, 2018, 09:46:37 PM
You might try loosening those red suspenders holding up your bright red diapers, big boy. ;) ;D

LOL!  Well-played, sir!!! ;D ;D

It's better.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on July 26, 2018, 11:31:56 AM
Ahh I can't find my avatar anymore. I had this creepy creature that looked exactly like Noory, it came from a book and I can't remember what it was  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 26, 2018, 12:08:13 PM
Ahh I can't find my avatar anymore. I had this creepy creature that looked exactly like Noory, it came from a book and I can't remember what it was  :'(

This one, George carrying a baby Tommee?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on July 26, 2018, 02:24:12 PM
This one, George carrying a baby Tommee?

IT IS. Thank you so much !
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 26, 2018, 05:05:10 PM
IT IS. Thank you so much !

You're welcome, I love that pic too and laugh whenever I see it when you post
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 27, 2018, 09:48:31 AM
Anyone else notice since the zoo has been created that their karma isn't going down anymore? I'm beginning to think that a lot of the giving people negative karma as soon as they joined might have been tied to those in the zoo. To quote someone else on the board, I could be wrong though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 27, 2018, 10:39:27 AM
Is there a way to see who’s in the cuckshack at any given time?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 27, 2018, 10:59:50 AM
Straws suck!

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/ (https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 27, 2018, 03:51:47 PM
Anyone else notice since the zoo has been created that their karma isn't going down anymore? I'm beginning to think that a lot of the giving people negative karma as soon as they joined might have been tied to those in the zoo. To quote someone else on the board, I could be wrong though.

What is this 'zoo' you speak of?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 27, 2018, 05:15:23 PM
I’ve been smited.  Or is it smit?  Or smitten? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 27, 2018, 05:21:36 PM
I’ve been smited.  Or is it smit?  Or smitten?

You were smited, and I hear 'ya. I was up to plus two! But my Deer Bart thread in the random topics has cost me, leveled me out.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 27, 2018, 09:55:47 PM
What is this 'zoo' you speak of?

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The thread where people go in to detention and are allowed visitors.

An example is a locked thread http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=66.0 located in How to Use Ellgab, "Having a Bad Day" thread.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 27, 2018, 10:33:03 PM
You were smited, and I hear 'ya. I was up to plus two! But my Deer Bart thread in the random topics has cost me, leveled me out.  :'(
I liked your Deer Bart thread!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 27, 2018, 10:34:05 PM
Monalisa Karma  :).
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MeowaLisa Karma!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 28, 2018, 01:55:07 AM
Straws suck!

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/ (https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/)
They come in very handy during dental problems...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 28, 2018, 04:16:17 PM
Everything I drop is landing gross side down the last couple weeks.  Lucky streak has ended.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 28, 2018, 05:20:20 PM
They come in very handy during dental problems...

For sure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 28, 2018, 05:21:12 PM
Everything I drop is landing gross side down the last couple weeks.  Lucky streak has ended.

Stop dropping things.   :D

Glad I could help.   ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 28, 2018, 11:35:54 PM
Stop dropping things.   :D

Glad I could help.   ;)  ;D
The reacher needs to be used  ::).
Title: Darwin award winner?
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 29, 2018, 06:28:05 PM
Was in Norfolk over the weekend.  Kind of hard to see but this shows a rocket scientist in a kayak that paddled on over to the naval base
to scope things out.  He got pretty darn close to the USS Harry Truman before the Navy woke up and shooed him away.
Title: Re: Darwin award winner?
Post by: albrecht on July 29, 2018, 06:46:33 PM
Was in Norfolk over the weekend.  Kind of hard to see but this shows a rocket scientist in a kayak that paddled on over to the naval base
to scope things out.  He got pretty darn close to the USS Harry Truman before the Navy woke up and shooed him away.
Did they have a talk with the suspicious character taking pictures from across the water?  ;)

Bad shooting and with ridiculous stereotyping, sort of surprised article printed the facts:

https://patch.com/tennessee/across-tn/s/gh9vv/hunt-new-orleans-gunmen-who-fired-crowd-daiquiri-shop
https://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/07/claiborne_avenue_shooting.html

"Authorities are searching for two gunmen who appeared to "fire indiscriminately" at a crowd in New Orleans, killing three and wounding least seven others. It happened Saturday night outside a daiquiri shop. "

"City Police Chief Michael Harrison said two people "clothed with what we believed to be hoods" approached the crowd from behind in front of the shop and opened fire."


"The Times-Picayune reported that two bodies were in front of the Chicken & Watermelon restaurant."

"Harrison said, "appeared to fire indiscriminately" at the crowd, though they stood over one individual and fired more than once at that person before they fled the scene on foot toward Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. "
Title: Re: Darwin award winner?
Post by: KSM on July 29, 2018, 07:21:56 PM
Was in Norfolk over the weekend.  Kind of hard to see but this shows a rocket scientist in a kayak that paddled on over to the naval base
to scope things out.  He got pretty darn close to the USS Harry Truman before the Navy woke up and shooed him away.
I don't know where you call home, but I'm assuming you walked all night to get to Norfolk? ;D

Great picture btw.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Gd5150 on July 29, 2018, 09:46:50 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 30, 2018, 01:20:41 AM
The start/stop button on videos is at center stage.  It should be offset because on small screens it blocks everything when you try to slow motion!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on August 01, 2018, 11:31:07 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on August 01, 2018, 04:51:50 PM
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we are the knights who say "halp i iz burnin"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on August 02, 2018, 06:45:31 AM
http://ellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=480

10/10 user name
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 04, 2018, 06:30:45 PM
I wish somebody would start a BBQ tips thread.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on August 06, 2018, 08:34:06 AM
https://www.ellab.com/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: crawdad on August 06, 2018, 08:47:00 AM
we are the knights who say "halp i iz burnin"
Ni ! 
You made me laugh. 
This should win the Photo-Captioning Contest for Unrepentent Holy Grail Fanatics.

A nice shrubbery to you, along with my regards.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: K_Dubb on August 06, 2018, 09:03:32 AM
There were actually two defenestrations of Prague.  In the first, everybody died; in the second, everybody lived.  In both cases, Protestants (or proto-Protestants in the case of the Hussites) pushed Catholics out the windows.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 06, 2018, 03:55:08 PM
I've always wondered if the creator of Dethklok (from Metalocalypse) used Ambrosia as a visual inspiration.   Just think about it...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Fast and Bulbous on August 07, 2018, 08:06:49 AM
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC.  The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.

I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 07, 2018, 07:10:20 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on August 08, 2018, 10:47:26 AM
Some birds can talk and carry on conversations to a limited degree. They are descended from dinosaurs. Does that mean some dinosaurs could talk? Hey, Bronte you’re my next meal.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on August 08, 2018, 11:11:44 AM
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Ha!!  Gotta love Merv! ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 08, 2018, 11:17:49 AM
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC.  The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.

I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.
Is there a Starbucks nearby?  You can always hang out there, post on EllGab, and don't have to buy a thing. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on August 08, 2018, 11:20:57 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Fast and Bulbous on August 08, 2018, 11:36:30 AM
Is there a Starbucks nearby?  You can always hang out there, post on EllGab, and don't have to buy a thing. ;)
There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: XArea51 on August 10, 2018, 06:00:31 AM
There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.


No public libraries near by? Or even college libraries and lounges will let you hang out.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on August 12, 2018, 11:02:19 PM
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC.  The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.

I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.

FAB, sorry for late reply, just read your post.  All the other suggestions before mine are really good.  Could you try calling your City Hall to see if any help (donated a/cs) is available?  Sometimes programs are available to help with utilities.  Sometimes churches and such provide cooling stations.  I wish you the best.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 13, 2018, 09:22:59 PM
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC.  The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.

I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.

on the positive side...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 14, 2018, 12:34:50 AM
There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.
Hospitals usually have alcoves and a cafeteria.  And the ER waiting room is 24/7.

Mylar!  Dollar store!!  Keep the sun out, darken windows.  I have scooted large furniture in front of extra windows to reduce heat.  If it's safe let the night air in and shut the day air out.

Marble is the coolest thing.  If you can find a couple slabs (make sure they are real, they will be cool to the touch) at least you'll have a cool surface to rest your arms on or try sitting on.  Those gel-filled pet cooling pads sort of work if they are in a shady area, for about two years.

You're going to need a/c.  Nothing wrong with standing by the open fridge for a little while if you have to.

Good idea like you said to ice your arteries (back of neck, inside of wrists) for 20 minutes at a time.  Cool shower helps.  Squirt bottle!  Fan!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 14, 2018, 12:38:16 AM
I wish somebody would start a BBQ tips thread.
Don't wish your life away...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 14, 2018, 08:56:32 PM
Don't wish your life away...
Huh? C'mon, what it that! Stop it. Christmas is not so far off and you don't want to be off my list ;) You'll need paypal. You see, I'm making a list and checking it from time to time. Going to find out who's been reasonably..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 14, 2018, 09:31:54 PM
 :P
Huh? C'mon, what it that! Stop it. Christmas is not so far off and you don't want to be off my list ;) You'll need paypal. You see, I'm making a list and checking it from time to time. Going to find out who's been reasonably..
:P  The only thing I want for Christmas is for George Noory to sign up for a brain swap with someone a little more sensitive.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 14, 2018, 10:37:37 PM
:P :P  The only thing I want for Christmas is for George Noory to sign up for a brain swap with someone a little more sensitive.

Someone like... Tommy?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on August 18, 2018, 03:18:35 PM
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https://clips.twitch.tv/ObliqueHeadstrongShrewPanicBasket
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on August 18, 2018, 11:19:07 PM
"Challenged myself to shoot a Day to Night to Day timelapse: 15 hours of Earths rotation in 26 seconds"


https://gfycat.com/CraftyShabbyIberianchiffchaff
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on August 18, 2018, 11:23:14 PM
"A timelapse of the Milky Way that was recorded using an equatorial tracking mount over a period of around 3 hours to show Earth's rotation relative to the Milky Way.

I used a Sony a7SII with the Canon 24-70mm f2.8 lens and recorded 1100 10" exposures at a 12-second interval. All the frames were captured at F/2.8 and 16000iso.
"



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on August 19, 2018, 02:09:47 AM
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Title: Stealing Stolen Art?
Post by: albrecht on August 19, 2018, 03:32:54 PM
Unverified but it would appear the Chinese, either the government or the uber-rich oligarchs and 'capitalists', are stealing art, or stealing their stolen art back; depending on one's perspective.

"“We will never give up, we will never stop—no matter the effort. We need [the Chinese] people to see that everything that belonged to us is coming back.”

https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-chinese-art-heist
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on August 20, 2018, 08:34:10 AM
Stuck in the dmv

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on August 20, 2018, 03:01:08 PM
Apparently there is no more "annoying" thread at EG so I will post here:
1) why is there a protocol that you clap when someone gets a "Daily Double" on Jeopardy!, even fellow contestants. Why clap to celebrate your opponents?

2) On todays Jeopardy! an answer incorrectly mentioned some inventor of "fidgets." I hope Alex corrects this in the future show to point out that Mr.Fidget is the inventor, as can be verified by listening to old Art Bell C2C shows.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on August 20, 2018, 04:28:42 PM
Apparently there is no more "annoying" thread at EG so I will post here:

2) On todays Jeopardy! an answer incorrectly mentioned some inventor of "fidgets." I hope Alex corrects this in the future show to point out that Mr.Fidget is the inventor, as can be verified by listening to old Art Bell C2C shows.
I think the socially acceptable thing to do now is to make a tweet assault on Alex, screaming and calling him vile names. I don’t twit, so I don’t know for sure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on August 20, 2018, 05:56:40 PM
i dont twitter or facebook, to the annoyance of some; glad to see someone else that doesnt either.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 20, 2018, 07:40:35 PM
Change is bad
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on August 20, 2018, 09:41:05 PM


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Title: Re: Stealing Stolen Art?
Post by: TigerLily on August 20, 2018, 11:21:25 PM
Unverified but it would appear the Chinese, either the government or the uber-rich oligarchs and 'capitalists', are stealing art, or stealing their stolen art back; depending on one's perspective.

"“We will never give up, we will never stop—no matter the effort. We need [the Chinese] people to see that everything that belonged to us is coming back.”

https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-chinese-art-heist

Here's some special Chinese art for you. I saw a lot of these in China

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And last but not least ...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 21, 2018, 01:33:21 PM
i dont twitter or facebook, to the annoyance of some; glad to see someone else that doesnt either.

Count me in as well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 21, 2018, 02:59:23 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 21, 2018, 03:00:46 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.

It's the jift that keeps on jiving.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 21, 2018, 06:25:18 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.

They can call it whatever they like in Britain.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 21, 2018, 06:36:24 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.
Maybe this is really "GIF."

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on August 21, 2018, 07:02:37 PM
Maybe this is really "GIF."

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Or Jiffy if you are from the old place.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 22, 2018, 03:23:36 PM
Jif is, in fact, my favorite peanut butter.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 22, 2018, 09:00:01 PM
Jif is, in fact, my favorite peanut butter.

I use to really like Skippy :) But now, not so much. Jif is real good but Kraft smooth and creamy is really nice too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 22, 2018, 09:02:27 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.
Brings this into question. Giffy Pop!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on August 23, 2018, 03:28:16 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 25, 2018, 12:46:33 AM
Maybe this is really "GIF."

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Seriously, are you guys getting email spam from JIF now?  I did, and was shocked.  How did they get my email address?  Bart where are you?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 25, 2018, 12:53:01 AM
Seriously, are you guys getting email spam from JIF now?  I did, and was shocked.  How did they get my email address?  Bart where are you?

Did you get an ad for an epi pen?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 25, 2018, 09:27:13 PM
Did you get an ad for an epi pen?
Yes!  The last couple days, though, ads are definitely based on my web searches.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: yorkshire pud on August 25, 2018, 09:30:13 PM
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on August 26, 2018, 12:44:12 AM
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.

You get a karma point for finding my ex-fiances pussy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on August 26, 2018, 01:28:00 PM
So the internet was going crazy yesterday over a "youtube celebrity" boxing fight that was on youtube for $10 over a white youtube guy that's an idiot and a black youtube guy that I never heard of. It ended up in a draw and people suspect something might not have been on the up and up.... Naaaaaa  ::)

Yesterday I felt a little worse for myself in even knowing this existed  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on August 26, 2018, 11:21:18 PM
There’s one at every intersection.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2018, 11:27:29 PM
So the internet was going crazy yesterday over a "youtube celebrity" boxing fight that was on youtube for $10 over a white youtube guy that's an idiot and a black youtube guy that I never heard of. It ended up in a draw and people suspect something might not have been on the up and up.... Naaaaaa  ::)

Yesterday I felt a little worse for myself in even knowing this existed  :-\

Youtube has enabled absolute unskilled fucktards to make a lot of money and given something for intellectually challenged people to watch.  Perfect match.
Title: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 29, 2018, 07:23:31 PM
@GravitySucks

Jimmy Church has just uttered the phrase "Gravity Sucks"  twice in a minute.   You have ARRIVED baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 07:28:22 PM
@GravitySucks

Jimmy Church has just uttered the phrase "Gravity Sucks"  twice in a minute.   You have ARRIVED baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL - thanks for the heads up. If I ever pass his table on the way to the restroom I will have to thank him.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 29, 2018, 07:34:14 PM
LOL - thanks for the heads up. If I ever pass his table on the way to the restroom I will have to thank him.

Don't forget to cock that leg................

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Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Sofia on August 30, 2018, 09:42:49 PM
Don't forget to cock that leg................

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::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 30, 2018, 09:43:56 PM
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.
So cool!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 01, 2018, 07:14:02 PM
out of the ordinary random, stupid things on my mind.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 01, 2018, 11:44:07 PM
out of the ordinary random, stupid things on my mind.

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LOL.  That wouldn't work with a Jewish nose.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM on September 01, 2018, 11:49:03 PM
::)
You're on a real eye roll tear lately.

Is your cat's litterbox in your room or are you allowed to have it out in the community area of the house. Oh, and is that dog still there? What about the retard? That house could be a reality show based on your earlier descriptions.

BTW, I need some smite. I wanna see how Barthur has decorated that, shed. Looking to get down into the negative double digits.

God bless you.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: sumethinz new on September 02, 2018, 05:51:36 PM
You're on a real eye roll tear lately.

Is your cat's litterbox in your room or are you allowed to have it out in the community area of the house. Oh, and is that dog still there? What about the retard? That house could be a reality show based on your earlier descriptions.

BTW, I need some smite. I wanna see how Barthur has decorated that, shed. Looking to get down into the negative double digits.

God bless you.

Tell us why on earth you would refer to someone as a retard? You're better than that and retard hasn't even been an edgy thing to say since the 5th grade
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM on September 02, 2018, 06:02:12 PM
Tell us why on earth you would refer to someone as a retard? You're better than that and retard hasn't even been an edgy thing to say since the 5th grade
Aright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!

Tell me this one doesn't warm your beautiful Lemmy lovin heart :) :P


Editing to say that I need your spite. Now be a dear would ya please.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: sumethinz new on September 02, 2018, 06:06:34 PM
Aright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!

Tell me this one doesn't warm your beautiful Lemmy lovin heart :) :P

No, I'm not seeking to control you, but it is a rather shitty way to put people down
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM on September 02, 2018, 07:18:12 PM
No, I'm not seeking to control you, but it is a rather shitty way to put people down
Sumethinz Judgmental
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 03, 2018, 12:24:51 AM
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.
No wonder you're such a sour-puss. ;)
(But, I'll +1 you for that anyway)   :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 03, 2018, 12:30:49 AM
I use to really like Skippy :) But now, not so much. Jif is real good but Kraft smooth and creamy is really nice too.
Get yourself a Vita-Mix (It's a 2 [peak] HorsePower blender, ) a can of Planters Virginia peanuts, and some cold processed coconut oil (which liquefies at above 76 degrees Fahrenheit , ) toss the peanuts and just a little oil in the vita-mix, and Voila', Tasty (and as smooth as you want,) peanut butter.   :)

Edit: The coconut oil gives it a really good flavor mixed w/ the peanuts - but only use a little bit (about a teaspoon.)
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Whistler on September 03, 2018, 12:36:33 AM
@GravitySucks

Jimmy Church has just uttered the phrase "Gravity Sucks"  twice in a minute.   You have ARRIVED baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+1

And @GravitySucks...   Welcome to the big time.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 03, 2018, 12:45:28 AM
Now for the original reason i came here.

I'm glad I use an ancient machine for my web-surfing.
The manual (hardware) N.I.C. switch has saved my ass more than once.
Websites that overload and lock up the browser - kill the nic.
Someone probing for open ports - kill the nic.
Notice a stray open port 443 - kill the nic
Calling it a night and don't want SPECTRE and MELTDOWN running on your machine, but still want the browser up for when you come back - kill the nic.
(A manual nic switch powers off the card - no connection, no exfiltration of data, at least while you have the switch shut off. The newer machines may have a separate WiFi or bluetooth chip though.)

Turning off the software nic doesn't work when you need it because 9 times out of ten, the browser and / or system is locked up.
(Although I haven't had a system freeze in years, and when I did, it was usually my doing - lol)

Is this why new machines don't come with them and you have to hard power-down on a system freeze or when you can't cut the connection ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 03, 2018, 06:15:06 AM
Is this why new machines don't come with them and you have to hard power-down on a system freeze or when you can't cut the connection ?
solution: unplug the network cable.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 03, 2018, 03:15:26 PM
I have an urge to drink ranch dressing.  Not kidding.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 04, 2018, 07:09:41 AM
So I finally changed the time on the forum to match my local time. LOL.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 04, 2018, 08:53:03 AM
I mean, it is football season.

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Title: Note to self - Don't get lip surgery out back of The Home Depot
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 04, 2018, 04:53:55 PM
I assume the swelling will recede inside a week?   Attractive young lady - hopefully she isn't messed up long term.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CsSsB_1536091941
Title: Re: Note to self - Don't get lip surgery out back of The Home Depot
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 04, 2018, 05:50:59 PM
I assume the swelling will recede inside a week?   Attractive young lady - hopefully she isn't messed up long term.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CsSsB_1536091941

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bet i'm going to regret emailing that to a few of my fans.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 04:17:12 AM
I have an urge to drink ranch dressing.  Not kidding.
It has buttermilk in it, which has enzymes.
Title: Re: Note to self - Don't get lip surgery out back of The Home Depot
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 04:19:02 AM
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bet i'm going to regret emailing that to a few of my fans.
Let us know how that goes, lol.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 05:16:35 AM
You're on a real eye roll tear lately.

Is your cat's litterbox in your room or are you allowed to have it out in the community area of the house. Oh, and is that dog still there? What about the retard? That house could be a reality show based on your earlier descriptions.

BTW, I need some smite. I wanna see how Barthur has decorated that, shed. Looking to get down into the negative double digits.

God bless you.
Thank you.  You, too.  I moved.  I never use litter boxes.  I use piddle pads.  There are two piddle pad stations in my room and one in my bathroom.  I use disposible pads as well as re-usable, washable pads.  Solids go down the toilet - I am convinced that Solid Waste can filter the bacteria, although the topic is debatable to some people.  I love using piddle pads.  I never have to carry heavy boxes of litter in, or out, ever.  There is no dust, no tracking, no build-up and everything is pristine clean two or three times per day.

At my last place the big dog did vacate about a month before I left.  Only the three little dogs remained.

There were two deranged people there, the abusive bipolar man in his 60s and the stroke-victim rager in her 50s.  I got two temporary restraining orders against the bipolar man.  The stroke victim was frequently hospitalized.  They are probably still there.  Yeah, definitely a reality show.  Unbelievable.  Nice deck, nice space, but horrid addictions/alcoholism.  I miss the cat.

I got my elderly cat out of that crazy house where blow-outs were often daily.  A new, disabled, alcoholic, female retiree couch surfer was sweet as tiramisu each day when she awoke, but by nightfall, would start to fight physically in alcoholic black-outs.  I'm sure her arrest would have been imminent if I had stayed.  I had been bruised the first time, and told her to keep her hands off me the second time.  The third time, the police warned her.

I was fortunate to have the vindication of a very fast move, of just a few sudden hours.  I sacrificed $300 in food and $900 in possessions, but no regrets except it turns out one long-handled shallow cast iron pan evidently is not easy to replace.  The head of household said she would be happy (I'd imagine so) to put the stuff I left behind to good use.  This week, I have had the fun of re-building my brand new emergency food supply.  Even cat food.  Everyone should have an emergency supply of meds, water and non-perishable food, even if it means using a local food bank to help.

This is only a 2-bedroom, so there won't be any crowds here.  Cat seems happy and gets to run at liberty in the condo when I am home.  And we still take leash walks.  I injured my back very badly in late July while vacuuming and am still recovering.  Every time I start to recover, the problem relapses.  If it relapses badly again, I will go get an x-ray to see if I have a fractured rib.  At the moment, though (just like twice before), I feel like I'm on the mend.  I nearly went to urgent care for a couple other things, but they cleared up.  Despite all this, I have gained a LOT of momentum in the gentle, slightly aerobic physical exercise department!

I know it won't be long before I can smite you, KSM, in good conscience.  But, not tonite.  What I want to know is, can a Cuckshedder earn their way back out into Ellsociety?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 05:18:56 AM
Get yourself a Vita-Mix (It's a 2 [peak] HorsePower blender, ) a can of Planters Virginia peanuts, and some cold processed coconut oil (which liquefies at above 76 degrees Fahrenheit , ) toss the peanuts and just a little oil in the vita-mix, and Voila', Tasty (and as smooth as you want,) peanut butter.   :)

Edit: The coconut oil gives it a really good flavor mixed w/ the peanuts - but only use a little bit (about a teaspoon.)
Yes, home ground nut butter is much healthier because it is not homogenized, according to some people.  Some health food departments have a grinder, and they provide little containers.  The price is cheaper than some prepared brands.  BTW, almond butter is half as easy on your kidneys as peanut butter, but I eat whichever.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 05:21:05 AM
Aright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!

Tell me this one doesn't warm your beautiful Lemmy lovin heart :) :P


Editing to say that I need your spite. Now be a dear would ya please.
I love this pic!!!
What is your avatar?  Color-coded Mind Control?
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 05:34:26 AM
Tell us why on earth you would refer to someone as a retard? You're better than that and retard hasn't even been an edgy thing to say since the 5th grade
Ordinarily, the word retard is insulting to developmentally delayed people.  Not nice.

The people I just moved away from were vile.  Utterly vile.  Here is an example:  The head of household, in her sixties, thinks it's cool to brag about the following incident.  She used to walk her little dog in a neighbor's yard, where it did its business.  She never cleaned it up.  One day, the neighbor asked her to clean it up.  She raged at him and is still very proud of scaring him back into his home, to this day.  End of story.  That is what she is proud of in life.

There is an official lack of affordable housing.  I was truly lucky to be there.  She, her family and their associates were liars, hypocrites, thieves, potheads, alcoholics, ragers, domestically violent, bullies, manipulators, filthy dirty, selfish, myopic, hardened, callous, disgusting, unsafe, unsanitary, diseased (two couch surfers), enablers to hard drug users (couch surfers), negligent, derelict, and drove drunk.  I forgive anyone who uses the word retard to describe any of them, because finding the right word would be too overwhelming.  I guess the right word would be sickos, but does that insult people who really are ill?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 05, 2018, 06:08:32 AM
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
Title: Re: Note to self - Don't get lip surgery out back of The Home Depot
Post by: Bart Ell on September 05, 2018, 06:32:44 AM
Attractive young lady - hopefully she isn't messed up long term.

She is.
Not the lips, though.
The brain.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 05, 2018, 06:46:45 AM
i created an account on https://mastodon.social . we will see how that goes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 05, 2018, 09:13:26 AM
i created an account on https://mastodon.social . we will see how that goes.
Sellout.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on September 05, 2018, 09:34:11 AM
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.

Which fitness center?  I may need to stop in, toss down a Scotch protein shake and intimidate some iron.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on September 05, 2018, 09:44:00 AM
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
i can haz  a social media.
https://mastodon.social/@wr250

that is your website ?  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 05, 2018, 11:25:51 AM
i can haz  a social media.
https://mastodon.social/ (https://mastodon.social/)@wr250

that is your website ?  :)
no mastodon is a social network. Its free and open source. At least they anonomize data they sell, unlike farce book and titter.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 03:35:26 PM
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
Your supervisor probably won't approve it, but quilts, double panes, or acoustic panels really help.  How awful.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 05, 2018, 04:31:56 PM
Sellout.
heh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on September 05, 2018, 04:59:38 PM
no mastodon is a social network. Its free and open source. At least they anonomize data they sell, unlike farce book and titter.

thanks.. i'll check it out   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 05, 2018, 05:52:17 PM
https://mastodon.social/ (https://mastodon.social/)@wr250
thanks.. i'll check it out   :)


i did sign up last may, didnt do anything with it till today.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 05, 2018, 06:21:34 PM
Painting trim blows.................     
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 05, 2018, 07:56:53 PM
Painting trim blows.................     

Will she even notice?  Will she complain that you didn't clean the grout in the kitchen or around the toilets?

Go to Sonic, 1/2 price shakes!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 05, 2018, 07:58:57 PM
Will she even notice?  Will she complain that you didn't clean the grout in the kitchen or around the toilets?

Go to Sonic, 1/2 price shakes!

That's for Friday night!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 05, 2018, 08:48:57 PM
Painting trim blows.................     
Yep.


Sucks either way but are you talking about painting before or after the trim is installed. I tell all my customers to paint or stain their new baseboards/trim before I fasten it all.  Taping around installed trim is a double whammy kind of annoyance.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: sumethinz new on September 06, 2018, 06:19:13 AM
Ordinarily, the word retard is insulting to developmentally delayed people.  Not nice.

The people I just moved away from were vile.  Utterly vile.  Here is an example:  The head of household, in her sixties, thinks it's cool to brag about the following incident.  She used to walk her little dog in a neighbor's yard, where it did its business.  She never cleaned it up.  One day, the neighbor asked her to clean it up.  She raged at him and is still very proud of scaring him back into his home, to this day.  End of story.  That is what she is proud of in life.

There is an official lack of affordable housing.  I was truly lucky to be there.  She, her family and their associates were liars, hypocrites, thieves, potheads, alcoholics, ragers, domestically violent, bullies, manipulators, filthy dirty, selfish, myopic, hardened, callous, disgusting, unsafe, unsanitary, diseased (two couch surfers), enablers to hard drug users (couch surfers), negligent, derelict, and drove drunk.  I forgive anyone who uses the word retard to describe any of them, because finding the right word would be too overwhelming.  I guess the right word would be sickos, but does that insult people who really are ill?

How gracious of you, on behalf of people with Mental Retardation who have actually suffered that term, to forgive those who use retard as a pejorative to describe undesirable characteristics like criminality and general indecency (btw, I have some sins of my own that need pardoning if you have the time). However, ksm was describing someone he actually believed to have some type of Developmental delay, so, yes, "not nice", I guess.

Don't get me wrong. I know ksm stirs the pot and I like to play along. Also, to the extent that he ikes to point out that too often the most strident among us insincerely use language just to elevate themselves above others or win an argument...let's just say that I either see where he is coming from or am giving him too much credit

Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM on September 06, 2018, 10:17:59 PM
How gracious of you, on behalf of people with Mental Retardation who have actually suffered that term, to forgive those who use retard as a pejorative to describe undesirable characteristics like criminality and general indecency (btw, I have some sins of my own that need pardoning if you have the time). However, ksm was describing someone he actually believed to have some type of Developmental delay, so, yes, "not nice", I guess.

Don't get me wrong. I know ksm stirs the pot and I like to play along. Also, to the extent that he ikes to point out that too often the most strident among us insincerely use language just to elevate themselves above others or win an argument...let's just say that I either see where he is coming from or am giving him too much credit
As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them?  Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak.  And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player.  Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuff

Look to the left <<<< under my usually low karma score. It says "always have fun"


Judge me all you want, I'm me, and I love it! I'm only out to entertain myself with this nonsense. We don't know each other and we never will.   Online me is a goofball. Take my nice words serious and shit on the rest. I do :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 06, 2018, 10:44:09 PM
When you catch a cramp hovering (2:10ish)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 07, 2018, 12:16:03 AM
Hey, she's a potential Heatherite.

Her bongloads must be potent!

Check out this Honda keys for $25 on OfferUp https://offerup.co/4QfZOaiM0P
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: sumethinz new on September 07, 2018, 03:49:08 AM
As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them?  Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak.  And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player.  Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuff

Look to the left <<<< under my usually low karma score. It says "always have fun"


Judge me all you want, I'm me, and I love it! I'm only out to entertain myself with this nonsense. We don't know each other and we never will.   Online me is a goofball. Take my nice words serious and shit on the rest. I do :-*

You know what's wrong with you...your ego is too healthy. You don't take petty things seriously or worry enough about what people think of you. Let me tell you something, being miserable and making others miserable is where it's really at! You should try that grammar nazi thing again

p.s. you should absolutely discern for yourself what is right and shit on the rest (i know that seems like judging but ain't)

p.s.s that first p.s. should say something like "seriously though" in front of it

p.s.s.s.  :-*

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on September 07, 2018, 04:39:11 AM
It was a very interesting interview. Elon is quite the odd guy with regards to communicating. Very slow and methodical.
A few nuggets of future tech were dropped. Neurolink info within 6 months or so.
Also subjects such as underground tunnels, Tesla car hidden Easter eggs, simulation hypothesis and well they were both drinking whiskey throughout and then Joe lit up a cone  ;D

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hahahah f'n cnbc.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 07, 2018, 04:53:41 AM
It was a very interesting interview. Elon is quite the odd guy with regards to communicating. Very slow and methodical.
A few nuggets of future tech were dropped. Neurolink info within 6 months or so.
Also subjects such as underground tunnels, Tesla car hidden Easter eggs, simulation hypothesis and well they were both drinking whiskey throughout and then Joe lit up a cone  ;D

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hahahah f'n cnbc.

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smoke is very hard on microphones ...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 07, 2018, 04:11:11 PM
smoke is very hard on microphones ...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 07, 2018, 04:29:48 PM
I need to get some plums.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 07, 2018, 04:31:48 PM
I need to get some plums.

Are ya' plum outta 'em?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 07, 2018, 04:35:27 PM
Are ya' plum outta 'em?

Well played sir.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 07, 2018, 04:36:57 PM
I need to get some plums.

Prunes work for your plumming too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 07, 2018, 11:30:54 PM
Are plums, or prunes, random, stupid stuff.

I say NOT!

They help nutritionize us and help our poops not tear our butthole when we squat to honor the Bart.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM on September 08, 2018, 02:32:25 AM


p.s.s.s.  :-*
Wow, you kissed me back.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 08, 2018, 09:07:10 AM
I just saw a promo for The Miss America no longer a beauty Pageant. There were no non-beautiful women featured.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 09, 2018, 02:03:05 PM
All HAIL the mighty Bart Ell Oracle.
I switched my address bar over to HTTPS, and now every time I login, I get the HTTPS site.
Thanks Big Guy.
Mutha F*ckin'  Sweet.      :)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 09, 2018, 04:40:45 PM
Uriah Heep has a new album out - wtf?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 09, 2018, 05:34:42 PM
I'm just going to switch to glide...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkjvKBPQjo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkjvKBPQjo)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 09, 2018, 05:38:00 PM
Uriah Heep has a new album out - wtf?
Really /
Don't Bogart that shit - drop the linkj ;)     ;D
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on September 09, 2018, 05:42:11 PM
Look to the left <<<< under my usually low karma score. It says "always have fun"


+1 my friend.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: StarrMountain on September 09, 2018, 05:44:45 PM
+1 my friend.

+1 My Sister. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on September 09, 2018, 05:51:08 PM
Really /
Don't Bogart that shit - drop the linkj ;)     ;D
pm
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Whistler on September 09, 2018, 05:57:48 PM
Wow, you kissed me back.

You Fucker...   WTH   ???
Jesus  H Mutha - Fuckin' KeeeeeRighst

You always had  fairly decent posts.

You're crass as fuck on some others,
What the hell  ? ?

Don't take this the wrong way - (does it sound like I'm chastising you ?  - It's the exact opposite.)   ;)
Nice post.  ;)





Heh, heh, heh.     ;)
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: StarrMountain on September 09, 2018, 06:04:22 PM
You Fucker...   WTH   ???
Jesus  H Mutha - Fuckin' KeeeeeRighst

You always had  fairly decent posts.

You're crass as fuck on some others,
What the hell  ? ?

Don't take this the wrong way - (does it sound like I'm chastising you ?  - It's the exact opposite.)   ;)
Nice post.  ;)





Heh, heh, heh.     ;)
Check PMs
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM on September 09, 2018, 07:57:17 PM
You Fucker...   WTH   ???
Jesus  H Mutha - Fuckin' KeeeeeRighst

You always had  fairly decent posts.

You're crass as fuck on some others,
What the hell  ? ?

Don't take this the wrong way - (does it sound like I'm chastising you ?  - It's the exact opposite.)   ;)
Nice post.  ;)





Heh, heh, heh.     ;)


Yeah? You want a kiss too? I can do this aallllll daaaaay..  You're a girl right? Ah WTF, I'm in a good mood.  :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 11, 2018, 08:40:55 AM
Ratings for the woke Miss America non-beauty Pageant without swimsuit competition dropped 23%.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ny-ent-miss-america-tried-too-hard-to-prove-relevance-20180910-story.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 11, 2018, 10:40:33 AM
I have yet to find a suitable head of cabbage at several of the grocer's in the area.  It shouldn't be this hard.  It's cabbage.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on September 11, 2018, 10:49:30 AM
during my first patrol in a combat zone the magazine to my M4 fell out of my weapon. oops.  :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 11, 2018, 12:23:10 PM
I have yet to find a suitable head of cabbage at several of the grocer's in the area.  It shouldn't be this hard.  It's cabbage.

A head of cabbage should be hard. Relatively.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 11, 2018, 12:24:49 PM
during my first patrol in a combat zone the magazine to my M4 fell out of my weapon. oops.  :-[

HOF material right there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on September 11, 2018, 12:34:15 PM
HOF material right there.

i ooze excellence.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on September 11, 2018, 12:48:32 PM
i ooze excellence.  8)

There's nothing like a HOF'er to make women go wild :) :-* :-*

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Post by: Richard Groyper on September 11, 2018, 12:53:10 PM
There's nothing like a HOF'er to make women go wild :) :-* :-*

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oh my.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 11, 2018, 01:59:39 PM
Simone Giertz excels at monetizing Random, stupid things on your her mind.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 11, 2018, 03:43:41 PM
i ooze excellence.  8)

After a series of shots, that should clear up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 12, 2018, 10:02:59 AM
I read that they are back in production.  I need to get my hands on some of these:

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Post by: GravitySucks on September 12, 2018, 10:10:32 AM
I read that they are back in production.  I need to get my hands on some of these:

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I guess they saw how much business LaCroix was doing. Especially among recovering alcoholics.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 12, 2018, 10:25:44 AM
I guess they saw how much business LaCroix was doing. Especially among recovering alcoholics.

LOL!  Seltzer has become popular again, but these things were tasty.  I haven't had one in over 20 years.  Oh, and I don't plan on recovering...yet  ;D  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on September 12, 2018, 12:10:29 PM
Klaus Kinski refused to play Indiana Jones.  He told Spielberg "This script is a yawn-making, boring, pile of shit."

Good thing. That would have been an epic failure.  I can picture him with the whip and fedora but the rest not so much.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 13, 2018, 04:32:20 PM
I've made myself so invaluable that I'm expected to waive a magic fucking wand to be two fucking places at the same fucking time.

Sometimes a heart attack is preferable to being there for people who take you for granted.

Can I note my DNR request here too?



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 15, 2018, 07:35:00 PM
It's nice that this Christ rocking guitarist practiced safe sex.  I'd hate to think he's reproducing...

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Post by: HumanBeing on September 15, 2018, 09:40:59 PM
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Post by: sumethinz new on September 16, 2018, 09:51:19 AM
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Eggsaaaactly
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Post by: HumanBeing on September 16, 2018, 07:22:54 PM
I've heard worse  ;D

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/newfoundlands-youngest-rock-star-mark-cherwick-1.4825873
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 18, 2018, 10:44:04 AM
A lot is changing in China...

They are going through major crackdowns on so many things, it's almost like they're preparing for a holocaust-type of event.

They are cracking down on religion, across-the-board, including Muslims and Christians (supposedly it is inspired by Muslim behaviors in the past few years). The social scoring system and their coordination with Google to basically track everybody doing everything is scary. They are tightening up their financial system as well (Edit: taking assets).  And, to that point... My friend has two very, very, very old pieces of pottery. Because her mother is extremely old, my friend has decided to sell the pieces because, once her mother dies, there is a high likelihood that the pottery would disappear.  She called an auction house 3 days ago, the next day Chinese government officials were questioning her and threatening to impound them.

One of the pieces is over 250 years old the other is thought to be older. 

Any money generated from the sale of those pieces was going to have to stay in China anyway but... It is scary for a Christian woman who is a naturalized United States citizen to have the gestapo come and interrogate you.

And yes, even though she is a Christian, I am still friends with her... 🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on September 20, 2018, 04:31:42 PM
Hollywood et al. den of filth and debauchery.

https://theblast.com/beyonce-restraining-order-former-drummer-witchcraft-dark-magic/

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/14-year-old-millie-bobby-brown-drake-31-text-boys-internet-horrified-called-grooming-162337845.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 21, 2018, 02:22:15 AM
I've made myself so invaluable that I'm expected to waive a magic fucking wand to be two fucking places at the same fucking time.

Sometimes a heart attack is preferable to being there for people who take you for granted.

Can I note my DNR request here too?
Oh, no!  Just blow them both off and go get a massage!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2018, 10:30:48 AM
Filled up our lives with music.

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Post by: KSM on September 21, 2018, 01:33:04 PM
Filled up our lives with music.

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I think you've earned a mic drop with that one ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GrumpyOldMan on September 23, 2018, 01:38:31 PM
Simple trick to add horse power to your car?

https://i.redd.it/t10gr550pxn11.jpg (https://i.redd.it/t10gr550pxn11.jpg)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on September 23, 2018, 01:57:58 PM
Simple trick to add horse power to your car?

https://i.redd.it/t10gr550pxn11.jpg (https://i.redd.it/t10gr550pxn11.jpg)

Oh sure, try that with something front wheel drive...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 23, 2018, 02:03:54 PM
Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed.  This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier.  I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated.  The dirt all over me has turned to mud.

I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch.  She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am.  She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"

Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 23, 2018, 02:06:51 PM
Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed.  This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier.  I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated.  The dirt all over me has turned to mud.

I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch.  She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am.  She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"

Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................

I bet you take her somewhere that does not have Rock Cornish Game Hens on the menu.

Kielbasa & Kraut?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 23, 2018, 02:11:17 PM
I bet you take her somewhere that does not have Rock Cornish Game Hens on the menu.

Kielbasa & Kraut?

Disturbing developments on this front.    Stay tuned.......................
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 02:13:11 PM
Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed.  This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier.  I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated.  The dirt all over me has turned to mud.

I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch.  She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am.  She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"

Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................

Evolution of a marriage...

Engaged:. Helps and wants a quickie in the garage

Newly wed:. Brings drinks out, lingerie when you come in after finishing.

5 years:. Drinks and an offer to help later after the kids are down for a nap

10 years: Sends kids out with drinks and a snack, which they share with you.

15 years:. Sends unhappy kids out with drinks, a snack (that they eat so you never see it) and had been told to help you.  They act bitchy so you don't want them to help.

20 +.years: You drink from the hose and ingest all sorts of pathogens.  Any snacks would be leftovers from the center console of your car. Wife naps.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 23, 2018, 02:18:22 PM
@sean92008   Well it would seem that you have been there and done that.   :)

She's called an audible.  The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her .  She feels it is time to eat it up.  Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.

For Whom the Bell Tolls?  It Tolls for WAN.     :'(

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 02:20:19 PM
Oh, no!  Just blow them both off and go get a massage!

I will not treat myself so well. I've got a mini bottle of Dewar's I should drink suppositorily 🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 02:24:51 PM
@sean92008   Well it would seem that you have been there and done that.   :)

She's called an audible.  The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her .  She feels it is time to eat it up.  Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.

For Whom the Bell Tolls?  It Tolls for WAN.     :'(

Humm...  That's an interesting turn.  What is she eating? 

What about still baking it and using it for lunch and go out? Or take the meat and make a salad with it?

I have no idea about serving suggestions for CGHs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 23, 2018, 02:36:42 PM
Humm...  That's an interesting turn.  What is she eating?

What about still baking it and using it for lunch and go out? Or take the meat and make a salad with it?

I have no idea about serving suggestions for CGHs.

She'll be eating some sort of hideous concoction involving intestine's I think.   Seems like her plan is to use the air fryer.

Might be ok - all that grease should drain out.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 23, 2018, 02:38:56 PM
@sean92008   Well it would seem that you have been there and done that.   :)

She's called an audible.  The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her .  She feels it is time to eat it up.  Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.

For Whom the Bell Tolls?  It Tolls for WAN.     :'(

Poor Walksie
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on September 23, 2018, 02:42:32 PM
Evolution of a marriage...

Engaged:. Helps and wants a quickie in the garage

Newly wed:. Brings drinks out, lingerie when you come in after finishing.

5 years:. Drinks and an offer to help later after the kids are down for a nap

10 years: Sends kids out with drinks and a snack, which they share with you.

15 years:. Sends unhappy kids out with drinks, a snack (that they eat so you never see it) and had been told to help you.  They act bitchy so you don't want them to help.

20 +.years: You drink from the hose and ingest all sorts of pathogens.  Any snacks would be leftovers from the center console of your car. Wife naps.

i hate this gay earth.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 02:45:35 PM
She'll be eating some sort of hideous concoction involving intestine's I think.   Seems like her plan is to use the air fryer.

Might be ok - all that grease should drain out.

Is she Scottish or Asian?  Otherwise intestines are just plain grotesque and a level of cultural appropriation that should be pointed out. 😀
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 23, 2018, 02:52:45 PM
Is she Scottish or Asian?  Otherwise intestines are just plain grotesque and a level of cultural appropriation that should be pointed out. 😀

Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman. 

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Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 03:17:07 PM
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman. 

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Yep.

When I met my Chinese friend, she was quick to point out she liked pizza, burgers and American food.  Hahaha...  I could tell she was looking for a companion with that quick admission.

I've had enough ginger and putrid crap to last me a lifetime.

Scotts... Er, well,  once is enough. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Delvis Diaz on September 23, 2018, 03:33:30 PM
Scotts... Er, well,  once is enough.
That's what I say about redheads.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 23, 2018, 03:36:27 PM
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman. 

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"My, those aren't exactly wee lassies."  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 23, 2018, 03:54:03 PM
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman...

Have you ever come home from a night of drinking, only to find the refrigerator bare other than a few jars of horrid nasty Asian pickles?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 23, 2018, 10:18:24 PM
Have you ever come home from a night of drinking, only to find the refrigerator bare other than a few jars of horrid nasty Asian pickles?
Growing up, my mom was like that.  She still is. Dad had to hide cans of sardines in the garage and chocolate bars in his glove box.  He finally completely took over the grocery shopping and most of the cooking in their 15th year of marriage, poor guy.  To this day, just in case, I try to keep a locking cosmetic case stocked with tasty, non-perishable things like Vienna sausages, a hermetic Dinty Moore with beef, carrots and potatoes, latte in a jar, pepperoni, antipasto in a jar, a chocolate bar, dried fruit like dates/figs, nut mix, wasabi peas, and waxed cheese.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 23, 2018, 10:29:11 PM
I will not treat myself so well. I've got a mini bottle of Dewar's I should drink suppositorily 🙄
::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 11:14:15 PM
i hate this gay earth.

If I were only...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on September 25, 2018, 06:42:20 AM
https://twitter.com/theeartvandelay/status/1044581875245699072
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2018, 07:46:30 AM
At this time, I have a powerful lust for barley.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 25, 2018, 11:29:50 PM
Quote
Guys, it’s me, Depression. Why are you all ignoring me? I am way more hard working and real than that lazy motherfucker happiness…

http://lucielincoln.com/wp/short-imagined-monologues-life-as-depression/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on September 26, 2018, 03:10:26 PM
Apparently this was an actual TV Guide cover.

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Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Sofia on September 27, 2018, 03:06:59 AM
As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them?  Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak.  And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player.  Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuff

Look to the left <<<< under my usually low karma score. It says "always have fun"


Judge me all you want, I'm me, and I love it! I'm only out to entertain myself with this nonsense. We don't know each other and we never will.   Online me is a goofball. Take my nice words serious and shit on the rest. I do :-*
Yes, yes, yes and yes.  But after the dog was "no longer with us (the shelter)" , I switched to rescues instead of walking deathrow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 27, 2018, 03:17:44 AM
When you catch a cramp hovering (2:10ish)


Snap Lock Twist ... ROFL.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 27, 2018, 03:37:22 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/ (https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 27, 2018, 03:49:01 PM
You eUKs have no justification in commenting on we colonials’  tackiness.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 27, 2018, 03:58:43 PM
You eUKs have no justification in commenting on we colonials’  tackiness.
It's awful anyone goes that young. Hopefully, she had a big smile when she requested that. I hope it wasn't motivated by an overwhelming addiction.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 27, 2018, 04:46:52 PM
Sometimes, the Drudge Report has some interesting stories
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6215221/Man-given-50-000-bionic-penis-collapsed-unconscious-home-just-week-losing-virginity.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6215221/Man-given-50-000-bionic-penis-collapsed-unconscious-home-just-week-losing-virginity.html)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 27, 2018, 05:18:42 PM
Bought a truck tent, these things are pretty good. They come in camo and a blue and white pattern but those were sold out so we went duck dynasty. Feel like I gotta shoot something now ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on September 27, 2018, 05:33:33 PM
Bought a truck tent, these things are pretty good. They come in camo and a blue and white pattern but those were sold out so we went duck dynasty. Feel like I gotta shoot something now ;D
I like it. Never used one but could see good. Do you block up truck, save shocks, suspension, etc when using like RV or 5th wheel, when tailgate or camping or not heavy enough to worry? And need good mattress I would think. Up there especially I wonder how the tent seals rain out. Camo was a good option, though, might also make local hunters or PDs like you have something to hide (meth lab, poaching, grow labs etc....) I noticed up there the hunting regulation book had messages about reporting such!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 27, 2018, 07:16:26 PM
+1 on the truck tent.  Probably saves a ton on fuel!

A little San Diego-area news, WD-40:
https://www.foxbusiness.com/retail/wd-40-enrolls-armored-security-to-move-its-secret-formula-after-65-years (https://www.foxbusiness.com/retail/wd-40-enrolls-armored-security-to-move-its-secret-formula-after-65-years)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 28, 2018, 05:30:11 AM
Those damn things are nothing but trouble............

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https://fox8.com/2018/09/28/ohio-police-body-in-bag-turns-out-to-be-discarded-sex-doll/
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Post by: GravitySucks on September 28, 2018, 05:34:52 AM
Those damn things are nothing but trouble............

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https://fox8.com/2018/09/28/ohio-police-body-in-bag-turns-out-to-be-discarded-sex-doll/

Anyone you know?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 28, 2018, 05:51:49 AM
Anyone you know?

Nah.  That's one of them low class Ohio dolls.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 28, 2018, 06:00:57 AM
Those damn things are nothing but trouble............

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Just like the real thing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 28, 2018, 06:03:35 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/ (https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/)

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"Little is known of Rita except that she was a keen traveller and had friends in Germany. She also loved her phone."

I wonder how that texting from the other side is working out.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on September 28, 2018, 06:06:23 AM
the Apache attack helicopter & A-10 Warthog saved our squad multiple times in Iraq. hellfire missiles are neat.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 28, 2018, 06:34:53 AM
the Apache attack helicopter & A-10 Warthog saved our squad multiple times in Iraq. hellfire missiles are neat.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!
The A-10 is magnificent.  Just don't be on the wrong end of the gatling gun, unless you want to be vaporized.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 28, 2018, 03:36:17 PM
FINALLY!!!


#Clickacy
#Clickacy
#Clickacy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 28, 2018, 03:58:10 PM
What ever happened to Robert Townsend?  I liked Hollywood Shuffle.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 29, 2018, 09:18:08 AM
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Post by: wr250 on September 29, 2018, 07:16:46 PM
the pouch couch (https://www.amazon.com/Official-Pouch-Couch-Inflatable-Lounger/dp/B01KP42292/ref=as_li_ss_tl?s=outdoor-recreation&ie=UTF8&qid=1538071214&sr=14&keywords=pouch+couch&dpID=31GhNc5ksDL&preST=_SX300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch&linkCode=sl1&tag=httpwwwyout05-20&linkId=c46ea4d6b3cbe945db77181dc233e6a8&language=en_US)
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Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2018, 07:25:43 PM

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If you filled it with helium...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2018, 07:27:51 PM
What ever happened to Robert Townsend?  I liked Hollywood Shuffle.

He's not dead.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on September 29, 2018, 10:03:32 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2018, 10:47:40 PM


I was feeling bad for the late arrival off in the back.  Poor thing didn't get as much as the others!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on September 29, 2018, 11:58:06 PM
I was feeling bad for the late arrival off in the back.  Poor thing didn't get as much as the others!

Yes some are very cautious and stay just on the edge while others quickly trust him.

He makes sure they all get some food and fatten up real good for their version of a hibernation.
If the winter weather warms, even for a day or so, some wake up and eat more food and then return back to their dens to sleep again.

He's a retired Canadian police officer, in eastern province of Nova Scotia, whose wife told him before she died to make sure he continues taking care of the raccoons and he's been doing it for over 18 years now.

It is amazing to see him interact with them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 30, 2018, 01:58:41 AM
Lots of fun posts.

http://www.dailydispatch.com/StateNews/OR/2018/September/26/Man.stuck.in.mud.near.golf.course.in.NE.Portland.rescued.transported.to.hospital.aspx  Unfortunately, no pics.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on September 30, 2018, 05:07:40 AM
Irish court reports...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on September 30, 2018, 11:28:07 AM
Yes some are very cautious and stay just on the edge while others quickly trust him.

He makes sure they all get some food and fatten up real good for their version of a hibernation.
If the winter weather warms, even for a day or so, some wake up and eat more food and then return back to their dens to sleep again.

He's a retired Canadian police officer, in eastern province of Nova Scotia, whose wife told him before she died to make sure he continues taking care of the raccoons and he's been doing it for over 18 years now.

It is amazing to see him interact with them.
I sat next to a "kid" (mid-20's) on the plane a few months ago. He said it was his first time on a plane (this was a connecting flight) we got to talking and he told me about his pet raccoon that he captured as a cub and raised it. Then he showed me pics on his phone. One of him, the coon, drinking beer the guy explained "it is weird but he only likes Miller High Life Light" and won't drink other kinds of beer. He had lots of fun stories but said he was going to release him to the wild soon since he has reached puberty and might get a bit mean. Apparently, he continued to explain, it is illegal to keep as pets where he is and "you have to find the 'right' vet if you want to castrate them."
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Post by: Metron on September 30, 2018, 11:29:04 AM
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Priceless!

 ;D
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Post by: Metron on September 30, 2018, 11:30:17 AM
What ever happened to Robert Townsend?  I liked Hollywood Shuffle.

LOL!

Winky Dink Dawg!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 11:40:44 AM
I sat next to a "kid" (mid-20's) on the plane a few months ago. He said it was his first time on a plane (this was a connecting flight) we got to talking and he told me about his pet raccoon that he captured as a cub and raised it. Then he showed me pics on his phone. One of him, the coon, drinking beer the guy explained "it is weird but he only likes Miller High Life Light" and won't drink other kinds of beer. He had lots of fun stories but said he was going to release him to the wild soon since he has reached puberty and might get a bit mean. Apparently, he continued to explain, it is illegal to keep as pets where he is and "you have to find the 'right' vet if you want to castrate them."

@yorkshire pud knows a guy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: yorkshire pud on September 30, 2018, 04:29:36 PM
@yorkshire pud knows a guy.


Use two bricks..it only hurts if you get your thumbs in the way.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 30, 2018, 06:09:44 PM
Yes some are very cautious and stay just on the edge while others quickly trust him.
....
It is amazing to see him interact with them.

They gotta all be babies or a small breed.

Those little guys are cute.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 09:20:00 PM
Happy hens make happy eggs. Just ask Nellie.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 30, 2018, 09:23:06 PM
Cheers to myopic doctors...
https://www.insideedition.com/texas-boy-thought-be-nonverbal-can-speak-after-dentist-discovers-hes-tongue-tied-47101
 (https://www.insideedition.com/texas-boy-thought-be-nonverbal-can-speak-after-dentist-discovers-hes-tongue-tied-47101)
https://www.insideedition.com/media/videos/tongue-tied-texas-boy-can-finally-speak-thanks-doctor-47109
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 01, 2018, 09:43:34 PM
Smited four times in the last three days without even posting. At least announce yourself when maliciously smiting.

Cowards
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 01, 2018, 09:48:00 PM
Fuck I hate arabs. The entire lot of em'. Garbage people.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on October 01, 2018, 11:09:08 PM
Smited four times in the last three days without even posting. At least announce yourself when maliciously smiting.

Cowards
It wasn't me.  But if it ever is, it might be that I didn't read a post until a week later when you're not posting.  Better late than never.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on October 01, 2018, 11:21:08 PM
Fuck I hate arabs. The entire lot of em'. Garbage people.
I guess you aren't Arab.  Well, what in the world happened, that got you so hateful?

The Arab League includes Algeria, Bahrain, Comoros, Djibouti, Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Mauritania, Morocco, Oman, the Palestine Liberation Organization, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, the United Arab Emirates, and Yemen. Note the absent country:  Iran.Oct 3, 2001 
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2001/10/is_iran_an_arab_country.html

Somalis are totally different than Algerians and both are totally different than Moroccans and all are totally different than Egyptians. 

I've known a lot of Arabs.  I don't agree with them about everything, especially gender roles and head games/revenge.  But, they are very clean people, neat freaks.  Not garbage-y.
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Post by: albrecht on October 01, 2018, 11:36:35 PM
I guess you aren't Arab.  Well, what in the world happened, that got you so hateful?

The Arab League includes Algeria, Bahrain, Comoros, Djibouti, Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Mauritania, Morocco, Oman, the Palestine Liberation Organization, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, the United Arab Emirates, and Yemen. Note the absent country:  Iran.Oct 3, 2001 
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2001/10/is_iran_an_arab_country.html

Somalis are totally different than Algerians and both are totally different than Moroccans and all are totally different than Egyptians. 

I've known a lot of Arabs.  I don't agree with them about everything, especially gender roles and head games/revenge.  But, they are very clean people, neat freaks.  Not garbage-y.
Who ever said/thought Persians were Arabs? That is news to you or others?
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Post by: KSM on October 02, 2018, 12:08:02 AM
It wasn't me.  But if it ever is, it might be that I didn't read a post until a week later when you're not posting.  Better late than never.
I don't care if YOU smite me. Sometimes I'm a random asshole in your direction. But I think we're past smiting each other and I would tell you if I did so. When Christmas comes around I'll send you a "Merry Christmas" PM and I'll be sincere and if Sumthinz plays her cards right I'll send her one as well 8). You'll notice I say Christmas with a capitol C and I know you're fine with that :)


As far as the arabs (small a) go it's far too late to elaborate on that, I'll be working with a SAW in about six hours. But speaking of my work, here's one little thing I'll tell you about dealing with them in my profession... when I quote for a paki or a sikh I will bid very, very high because they are a consistent monumental pain in the ass to deal with. So in the case that they accept my quote, I'll clean up very well. These people don't know what simple pleasantries are, they don't wear a poppy on remembrance day, they...……. I could go on all night about sand folk ;)


Good food though :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 02, 2018, 12:09:01 AM
Who ever said/thought Persians were Arabs? That is news to you or others?

That's one strange stew she brews there.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 02, 2018, 06:01:06 PM
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Post by: GravitySucks on October 02, 2018, 06:05:25 PM
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Is that Art? Ears look familiar. Manboobs do too.
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Post by: ShayP on October 03, 2018, 07:52:16 AM
Is that Art? Ears look familiar. Manboobs do too.

Art didn't have that fashion sense.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 03, 2018, 01:05:23 PM
Sounds horrible.
https://www.newsweek.com/cruise-ship-refunds-passengers-after-1300-men-took-over-and-turned-it-giant-1148493

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 03, 2018, 01:15:04 PM
Sounds horrible.
https://www.newsweek.com/cruise-ship-refunds-passengers-after-1300-men-took-over-and-turned-it-giant-1148493

Lazy ass reporters write an article about a Royal Caribbean cruise ship and use a picture of a Carnival ship.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 03, 2018, 05:50:21 PM
Lazy ass reporters write an article about a Royal Caribbean cruise ship and use a picture of a Carnival ship.

Then again, what's the diff
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 03, 2018, 05:52:17 PM
Then again, what's the diff

Why include a picture if it isn’t pertinent? 

It’s like showing a picture of a United plane if an Air India plane crashes.
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Post by: HumanBeing on October 03, 2018, 07:17:01 PM
https://twitter.com/dyllyp/status/1047288466231316480
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Post by: HumanBeing on October 04, 2018, 08:34:49 AM
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Post by: Kidnostad on October 04, 2018, 12:09:06 PM
Count me in as well.

Has anyone ever walked into a restroom that was clearly marked “MEN” and after entering and seeing only stalls and no urinals found it necessary to go back out to make sure that you had read it right?  I had to do that today. 
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Post by: albrecht on October 04, 2018, 01:27:32 PM
Has anyone ever walked into a restroom that was clearly marked “MEN” and after entering and seeing only stalls and no urinals found it necessary to go back out to make sure that you had read it right?  I had to do that today.
Ha. Yes. But, strangely, more times I've gone into the correct restroom and thought I went into the wrong one because women were in it. Usually at crowded concerts and girls decide to use the men's room due to overcrowding or lines for the women's. Or maybe they were in there for a quick assignation, do drugs, or something.
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Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 04, 2018, 01:31:18 PM
Has anyone ever walked into a restroom that was clearly marked “MEN” and after entering and seeing only stalls and no urinals found it necessary to go back out to make sure that you had read it right?  I had to do that today.

yes  8)  all urinals, men staring at me, left fast 
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Post by: Gd5150 on October 08, 2018, 07:26:59 AM
Today she’s a “credible” professor of psychology.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list (https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list)

Quote
Girlfriend's list of 22 rules for boyfriend

The rules are:

You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
You are NOT to go to Honda without me
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You are NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
You are NOT to ask for h--d
You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
If I catch you around girls I kill you
You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
If I say jump you say “how high princess”
You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on October 08, 2018, 07:53:57 AM
Today she’s a “credible” professor of psychology.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list (https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list)

Did you see the one about the girl that gives out exit surveys to people she dates?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 08, 2018, 09:15:51 AM
Today she’s a “credible” professor of psychology.

The sickest person controls the relationship
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on October 08, 2018, 01:46:26 PM
I'm plagued with the idea that this BelGab/ElGab thing is part of a pernicious plot by George Soros backed antiAmerican subversives to cause chaos and confusion among internet forum users and while they are in this diminished mental state to enlist them in their wicked cause.  On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 08, 2018, 01:54:56 PM
After years of frustration trying to wear breathing protection and eye protection, with fogged-up lenses and Vaseline, anti-fog treatments and anti-fog lenses, I usually would forgo the breathing protection because I didn't want shit flying in my eyes.

I fucked myself. Even after buying very expensive 3M breathing units, I still exposed myself to enough crap I'm paying for it decades later.

Argh!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: MaxPower on October 08, 2018, 01:58:13 PM
I'm plagued with the idea that this BelGab/ElGab thing is part of a pernicious plot by George Soros backed antiAmerican subversives to cause chaos and confusion among internet forum users and while they are in this diminished mental state to enlist them in their wicked cause.  On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.
One would think George would get tired of wasting millions upon millions of dollars on all the wrong people. But it is good that he still just doesn't understand Trump voters.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 08, 2018, 02:01:55 PM
One would think George would get tired of wasting millions upon millions of dollars on all the wrong people. But it is good that he still just doesn't understand Trump voters.
+45

EDIT: For an unrepentant Nazi collaborator, smarts aren't necessarily important. Greed, hate and criminality are the necessary traits
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 08, 2018, 03:51:37 PM
I'm plagued with the idea that this BelGab/ElGab thing is part of a pernicious plot by George Soros Senda backed antiAmerican subversives grifters to cause chaos and confusion among internet forum users and while they are in this diminished mental state to enlist them in their wicked cause.  On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.
FIFY
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 08, 2018, 03:55:41 PM
Is it double posting to put the same post in the same thread on EllGab and BellGab?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 08, 2018, 04:13:14 PM
...  On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.

Can you elaborate, I fail to see evidence of a ''pissing contest'' from either of them
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Post by: GravitySucks on October 08, 2018, 05:34:39 PM
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Post by: ShayP on October 08, 2018, 06:29:55 PM
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LOL!!!  At least there is corn to eat until Thursday comes.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 08, 2018, 06:30:49 PM
LOL!!!  At least there is corn to eat until Thursday comes.

What if White Crow narfs all the corn though?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 08, 2018, 06:31:38 PM
What if White Crow narfs all the corn though?

Hmmm...buckshot?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 08, 2018, 06:34:51 PM
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I will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal!  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 08, 2018, 07:01:02 PM
I will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal!  ;)

I laughed my ass off in the theater when I went to see Children of the Corn and those around me couldn’t understand why. I went because I wanted to see how they turned a short story into a feature film.

At the beginning of the movie the married couple is driving down a country highway with corn on both sides. On the dashboard of the car on the passenger side is a copy of the paperback book “Night Shift” which is the book Children of the Corn was published in.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on October 08, 2018, 07:02:29 PM
I will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal!  ;)
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Post by: albrecht on October 10, 2018, 02:49:36 PM
Meth is a heck of a drug.... 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6261495/North-Dakota-man-meth-bathes-holy-water-masturbating-aisle-church.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 10, 2018, 05:35:07 PM
im posting on BellGab.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on October 10, 2018, 05:55:15 PM
Can you elaborate, I fail to see evidence of a ''pissing contest'' from either of them

Lighten up.  It was meant in jest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 10, 2018, 06:06:57 PM
im posting on BellGab.
have fun.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 10, 2018, 06:16:56 PM
im posting on BellGab.

but i miss you here, Groyper  ..  :(  @Richard Groyper

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Post by: Richard Groyper on October 10, 2018, 06:25:40 PM
but i miss you here, Groyper  ..  :(  @Richard Groyper

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we’ll see. i make no promises though. @tootsie_wootsy
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Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 10, 2018, 06:29:21 PM
we’ll see. i make no promises though.

okey doke   :) @Richard Groyper
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Post by: ShayP on October 11, 2018, 09:54:16 AM
Natural Light announced on Twitter that in celebration of the year it was founded, 1977, it was making the 77-pack available for a limited time.  akwilly could fit a lot of poo in one of those.

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Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 11, 2018, 09:58:48 AM
Natural Light announced on Twitter that in celebration of the year it was founded, 1977, it was making the 77-pack available for a limited time.  akwilly could fit a lot of poo in one of those.

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@Akwilly For your awareness and action as appropriate
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Post by: albrecht on October 11, 2018, 01:48:34 PM
Natural Light announced on Twitter that in celebration of the year it was founded, 1977, it was making the 77-pack available for a limited time.  akwilly could fit a lot of poo in one of those.

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Indeed and the boxes look more comfortable than the ones normal used for poo. And the burning would be spectacular. But apparently only sold in College Park, MD?  >:(

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/music/midnight-sun-blog/bs-fe-natural-light-77pack-20181009-story.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2018, 04:42:50 PM
The lightning burn patterns on most of these people are incredible...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7448291/shocking-photos-show-what-can-happen-to-your-body-if-youre-struck-by-lightning/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7448291/shocking-photos-show-what-can-happen-to-your-body-if-youre-struck-by-lightning/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2018, 04:56:31 PM
Gary Gilmore was the inspiration for Nike's "just do it."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 11, 2018, 05:39:35 PM
In the second Great Forum War which group is EllGab and which is On the Fringe?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 11, 2018, 05:52:24 PM
Gary Gilmore was the inspiration for Nike's "just do it."

Thankfully it wasn't Gary Glitter
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2018, 05:54:16 PM
Thankfully it wasn't Gary Glitter
He should have been a priest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 11, 2018, 05:58:50 PM
Thankfully it wasn't Gary Glitter
Sickos the lot of them.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 11, 2018, 07:17:21 PM
I was always taught to lift with my legs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 11, 2018, 07:20:46 PM
I was always taught to lift with my legs.

First we get this TV inside and then we sword fight.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 11, 2018, 07:22:47 PM
First we get this TV inside and then we sword fight.

Just put it over there =========D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 11, 2018, 07:23:24 PM
I was always taught to lift with my legs.
they are using the schwartz...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 13, 2018, 04:09:50 AM
......

http://cbsnews10.com/erie-pennsylvania-woman-high-on-meth-dies-after-pumping-gasoline-into-her-anus/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 13, 2018, 04:32:52 AM
......

http://cbsnews10.com/erie-pennsylvania-woman-high-on-meth-dies-after-pumping-gasoline-into-her-anus/

Darwin Award nomination time...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on October 13, 2018, 11:23:00 PM
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago.  She looks pretty good if that is really her age.  She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
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Post by: PB on October 13, 2018, 11:30:42 PM
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago.  She looks pretty good if that is really her age.  She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html

She was in her 20s when the czar was overthrown
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on October 13, 2018, 11:45:40 PM
She was in her 20s when the czar was overthrown

She was 7 when the czar was crowned.  LOL.  Horses were the common mode of transportation.  It's gotta be hell being that age and obviously somewhat infirm.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 13, 2018, 11:54:35 PM
She was 7 when the czar was crowned.  LOL.  Horses were the common mode of transportation.  It's gotta be hell being that age and obviously somewhat infirm.

I wonder if she prefers an iPhone or an android. Probably uses a windows phone.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 13, 2018, 11:55:39 PM
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago.  She looks pretty good if that is really her age.  She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
Dailymail been purported her for seveal years. Usually under "I HATE MY LIFE" or some such. Maybe true but the documents from the areas, changed by wars, lacking provance, etc? I don't trust the story. Maybe but, get soms better evidence. If true? I wish she would be given whatever she wants and make her happy!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 14, 2018, 12:06:12 AM
I wonder if she prefers an iPhone or an android. Probably uses a windows phone.

She seems a bit old fashioned, I'm guessing a flip phone
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 14, 2018, 12:14:00 AM
She seems a bit old fashioned, I'm guessing a flip phone

I'm going with Nokia.
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Post by: GravitySucks on October 14, 2018, 08:32:18 AM
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Post by: sean92008 on October 14, 2018, 08:42:12 AM
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago.  She looks pretty good if that is really her age.  She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
With a great granddaughter who is 15 years old... Something doesn't add up.
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Post by: GravitySucks on October 14, 2018, 08:43:20 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 15, 2018, 07:49:22 AM
Sears...  With their bankruptcy filing, they announced 142 more stores to be closed. The store closest to me looks more like A well-stocked Goodwill store. It sucks massively, yet they won't close it. Either they are getting an incredible rent deal or they can't get out of the lease. Their pathetic management seems to have wanted to sink this ship a long time ago. I'm sure the Securities and Exchange Commission will be taking a long hard look at the CEO's actions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 16, 2018, 09:14:39 PM
I like Norm MacDonald's wit...  A lot.

Skip to 18:30 into the video for the longest, worst set up joke... It's comic genius, IMO

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 16, 2018, 10:47:30 PM
From the late night midlands of idiocy:

https://www.thestate.com/news/local/crime/article220117310.html (https://www.thestate.com/news/local/crime/article220117310.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 19, 2018, 06:27:42 AM
https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/10/fda-issues-stiff-warning-to-e-cig-seller-who-put-viagra-in-vape-liquid/
...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 20, 2018, 05:45:30 AM
North Sentinel Island

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=279861729031
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 21, 2018, 03:53:11 PM
I guess this one ended up being pretty good. Congratulations Kimi, that is so many years! 113 between wins!

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1054106379265335296/video/1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Dyna-X on October 23, 2018, 02:49:11 PM
Who keeps coming up with stupid names for these online businesses that don't tell you a thing about what they do with crappy meaningless graphics? my made up examples: (Bingabudu, Dummingly)

Complete with graphics!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 23, 2018, 07:18:37 PM
Ford running a commercial with "East Bound and Down" song from Smoking and the Bandit even though the iconic car was a GM product!?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 24, 2018, 05:04:07 AM
Ford running a commercial with "East Bound and Down" song from Smoking and the Bandit even though the iconic car was a GM product!?
That movie is all like old and stuff.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 24, 2018, 05:05:46 AM
Who keeps coming up with stupid names for these online businesses that don't tell you a thing about what they do with crappy meaningless graphics? my made up examples: (Bingabudu, Dummingly)

Complete with graphics!
Blingabudu.com seems to be available.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 24, 2018, 08:09:31 AM
Ford running a commercial with "East Bound and Down" song from Smoking and the Bandit even though the iconic car was a GM product!?

Maybe they're #legacysquatting. 😀
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 24, 2018, 08:39:35 AM
~*~* Spoiler alert!! ~*~*

"There is a Chinese bootleg version of The Last Jedi, and its subtitles may be better than the actual film."

http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles (http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 24, 2018, 08:45:30 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on October 24, 2018, 08:46:21 AM
~*~* Spoiler alert!! ~*~*

"There is a Chinese bootleg version of The Last Jedi, and its subtitles may be better than the actual film."

http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles (http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles)

just too too funny. I would like to buy this bootleg version. However it may not play on my USA Dvd player.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 24, 2018, 06:08:40 PM
just too too funny. I would like to buy this bootleg version. However it may not play on my USA Dvd player.
Usually the ones you get at Chinese markets etc are region free. But also your laptop might be able to play depending on your software and certain DVD players especially Philips will play 'all regions.'  When dvd was first coming out I bought a bootleg "Cannonball Run" from some seller in Kawloon. It might have been DIVX on a cd-rom even? Regardless, the English subtitles option were hilarious. Obvious translated to English from Chinese. Very bizarre and funny.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 24, 2018, 06:08:57 PM
Maybe they're #legacysquatting. 😀
Ha! They are!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 26, 2018, 04:13:56 AM
I wonder if @DynamoHum can go and steal look at this exhibition and tell me all about it!  :D

https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/ (https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/)

steal it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 26, 2018, 04:33:09 AM
I wonder if @DynamoHum can go and steal look at this exhibition and tell me all about it!  :D

https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/ (https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/)

You know funnily enough one of my friends is a lecturer at Oxford about Tolkien and has written several books about him .. John Garth

steal it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 26, 2018, 05:22:19 AM


Do tell him I enjoyed Tolkien and the Great War please! >^^<
Title: Weird Threesomes
Post by: albrecht on October 26, 2018, 09:23:27 AM
I like how the reporter girds himself and gravely says "sexual threesome" and what a crazy story: bleeding women running at cops on all fours. "Something out of a horror movie," says cop. Meth is a hell of a drug. I also wonder why no charges for anybody yet, one might even see charges against two men who are attempting a "threesome" with a woman whacked out on meth and heroin?

https://www.live5news.com/2018/10/25/police-naked-woman-tries-bite-off-mans-penis-during-threesome/

In other weird news, last night Austin experienced another kind of "threesome" :
 
-one drunk driver got into a wreck 
-cops stop to help and investigate and another drunk driver runs into them 
-EMS arrives to assess injuries and another drunk driver runs into them 
A Drunk Driving Trifecta.
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/suspected-drunk-drivers-hit-apd-ems-vehicles/1551404880
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 27, 2018, 04:02:42 AM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 27, 2018, 06:02:28 AM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere

Noooo! Noooo!
(Bonus: Mr. Spookcats reaction: *laughing* "that seems like a  Halloween thing, not a Christmas thing.")
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 27, 2018, 06:25:36 AM
Noooo! Noooo!
(Bonus: Mr. Spookcats reaction: *laughing* "that seems like a  Halloween thing, not a Christmas thing.")

Marital Unit just made a face like .. WTAF!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 27, 2018, 06:31:53 AM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere

Yes you did.  That thing is better than half the horror movies made in the last 10 years. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 27, 2018, 08:06:37 AM
Do tell him I enjoyed Tolkien and the Great War please! >^^<

I will do :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 27, 2018, 10:44:14 PM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere

they could name the production company "Twisted Taxidermy".
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 27, 2018, 10:48:43 PM
it wouldn't bother me if someone could read my mind.... as long as they don't tell me what it was like.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 28, 2018, 05:21:13 AM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere

I would like to see what kind of monster it turns into once cooked.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 28, 2018, 05:33:06 AM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
it needs to wrapped in some salty bacon , to keep the evil spirits at bay.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 29, 2018, 04:08:00 AM
You can all thank the weird shit I am following on FB for this lot.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=12150336&fbclid=IwAR1lRjpXacChSNelaImszy5XCsenL2OvJ9eaFoGTp9EmK8OmUv5eCP_LUr4
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 29, 2018, 04:29:58 AM
You can all thank the weird shit I am following on FB for this lot.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=12150336&fbclid=IwAR1lRjpXacChSNelaImszy5XCsenL2OvJ9eaFoGTp9EmK8OmUv5eCP_LUr4

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 29, 2018, 01:46:57 PM
You can all thank the weird shit I am following on FB for this lot.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=12150336&fbclid=IwAR1lRjpXacChSNelaImszy5XCsenL2OvJ9eaFoGTp9EmK8OmUv5eCP_LUr4
Looks like something that would hold sNoory’s interest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 30, 2018, 12:01:15 AM
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 30, 2018, 03:51:52 AM
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\
Glad you’re human. Most of the times I’ve been fired, the HR person has done so with glee.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 30, 2018, 04:46:20 AM
RGB showerhead (https://www.woot.com/offers/color-changing-led-handheld-shower-head?utm_campaign=Daily+Digest+30+10+18&ref=eml&utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_medium=email&utm_term=a_1&utm_content=Rec-Template&ref_=pe_3185080_370360930). why, just why.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 30, 2018, 11:05:39 AM
Both Magnum PI and The Brady Bunch featured a plot about a cursed Hawaiian doll found in a cave. Magnum PI was later but upped the game by having Rick and AJ Simon on the show in a cross-over deal with Simon&Simon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 30, 2018, 11:13:12 AM
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\

hopefully out of a cannon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 30, 2018, 11:23:04 AM
I had pumpkin Gnocchi yesterday and it was delish!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 30, 2018, 04:29:04 PM
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\

More people need to be fired in this world. Give them a wake up call to up their game or alert the next employer to watch out.  Too many feel privileged.

Funny, I don't think I've ever been fired outright.  I've gotten frustrated by an employer, found a new job and have been terminated when my new company did the employment verification call (missed a week's pay but my vengeance was more than rewarding, they wanted all the passwords and I was "under such stress, I forgot" after my final check was cashed, they called for them and I said I don't work for them any longer. Total thankless asshole move on my part.)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 30, 2018, 11:54:32 PM
There's a site that's "click to give" you just click the button every day for the types of charities.

https://greatergood.com/ (https://greatergood.com/)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 31, 2018, 02:39:15 AM
Uh, yeah... Can you find the funny thing on this page?
http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060 (http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 31, 2018, 03:39:35 AM
Uh, yeah... Can you find the funny thing on this page?
http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060 (http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060)
Ha
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 31, 2018, 01:04:07 PM
i love men.. i love to flirt  :)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 31, 2018, 01:29:24 PM
RGB showerhead (https://www.woot.com/offers/color-changing-led-handheld-shower-head?utm_campaign=Daily+Digest+30+10+18&ref=eml&utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_medium=email&utm_term=a_1&utm_content=Rec-Template&ref_=pe_3185080_370360930). why, just why.
So you can turn your mundane shower while soaping up or shampooing into an Ibiza-style foam-party at a club!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 31, 2018, 01:30:23 PM
Uh, yeah... Can you find the funny thing on this page?
http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060 (http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060)
Redirects to some site about those Japanese schoolgirl cartoons manga that one poster on the other site would always post?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 31, 2018, 03:02:38 PM
Redirects to some site about those Japanese schoolgirl cartoons manga that one poster on the other site would always post?

i dunno. i didn't try the "<perv" button in the lower left corner below the listing........ you know..... that button directly left of the "next >" button.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 31, 2018, 07:22:32 PM
Back in the early 2000s, Yahoo Japan used to have incredible stuff as part of their regular content.  And it wasn't  a manga depiction of preteen girls either...  It was the real thing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 01, 2018, 02:40:03 PM
One of the more bizarre things I've seen. Some funny and weird satire/rants going on here. Alex Jones dressed up as a "gay frog" for Halloween to rant against political foes and against Atrazine and other pesticides.

https://www.infowars.com/live-gay-frog-invade-infowars-trump-defends-us-border-banned-midterm-broadcast/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on November 02, 2018, 04:26:43 AM
One of the more bizarre things I've seen. Some funny and weird satire/rants going on here. Alex Jones dressed up as a "gay frog" for Halloween to rant against political foes and against Atrazine and other pesticides.

https://www.infowars.com/live-gay-frog-invade-infowars-trump-defends-us-border-banned-midterm-broadcast/


Not a political post - I'm afraid to venture into the political thread...

Just wondering - if Blackface and Whiteface got somebody fired. how come Trump gets away with Orangeface?  (Think of all the offended Satsumas out there.)

And by the way, don't you think a billionaire could afford a better Tan in a Can?

 :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 02, 2018, 10:55:28 AM

Not a political post - I'm afraid to venture into the political thread...

Just wondering - if Blackface and Whiteface got somebody fired. how come Trump gets away with Orangeface?  (Think of all the offended Satsumas out there.)

And by the way, don't you think a billionaire could afford a better Tan in a Can?

 :o
Why be afraid? Especially here where politics is pretty tame.
Re: orangey tans. I don't understand it, but some successful people like for some reason. Boehner, Trump, Ralph Lauren, and, of course George Hamilton who has done it for decades and has become almost a trademark. I didn't mention women simply because it happens all the time and Hollywood "stars" are always doing crazy fashion and skin choices.

But I challenge even the most demented Hollywood type to beat the bizarreness of Alex's "gay frog" broadcast.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on November 02, 2018, 11:02:04 AM

Not a political post - I'm afraid to venture into the political thread...



 :o
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on November 02, 2018, 11:12:18 AM
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LOL.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on November 02, 2018, 11:27:20 AM
Why be afraid? Especially here where politics is pretty tame.
Re: orangey tans. I don't understand it, but some successful people like for some reason. Boehner, Trump, Ralph Lauren, and, of course George Hamilton who has done it for decades and has become almost a trademark. I didn't mention women simply because it happens all the time and Hollywood "stars" are always doing crazy fashion and skin choices.

But I challenge even the most demented Hollywood type to beat the bizarreness of Alex's "gay frog" broadcast.

Orangey is probably the result of our Caucasianality.  One time I ended up looking like a mandarin with brown feet.  Decided then that I should stay the way nature made me, white as a nerd's crew socks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 02, 2018, 01:51:57 PM
Orangey is probably the result of our Caucasianality.  One time I ended up looking like a mandarin with brown feet.  Decided then that I should stay the way nature made me, white as a nerd's crew socks.
Yeah, I think at least they aren't using tanning beds or laying out in the sun. I think those Hollywood and rich folks are using some kind of chemical concoction, Not sure why folks need to feel to tan. White guilt? Haha. No politics. I knew a gal who had to get an operation to get rid of some skin cancer in her 20's, technically you can't "prove" but she worked at and used tanning beds a lot. It is bizarre. Sun is good within limits for Vitamin D but otherwise, cover up and wear a hat if you are white and outside a lot. Now I think people are starting to recognize that tanning salons have dangers. 
https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/skin/basic_info/indoor_tanning.htm
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on November 04, 2018, 06:46:16 AM
Don't forget your protective glasses when taking a hit from the laser bong!
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/qvqdbq/watch-this-guy-take-a-hit-with-a-dollar2400-laser-bong
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on November 04, 2018, 08:20:49 AM
Don't forget your protective glasses when taking a hit from the laser bong!
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/qvqdbq/watch-this-guy-take-a-hit-with-a-dollar2400-laser-bong

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 04, 2018, 08:12:25 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 06, 2018, 08:36:19 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 06, 2018, 09:56:06 PM
Vent:

A journalist who was in contact with both me and a former bandmate did not tell me that she had died.

Really disappointed.  I knew she was going to die, she was a mess and a massive smoker/pothead/alcoholic... He could have mentioned it. Condolences to her boyfriend were due, at the least.

No finer woman to get arrested with for a drunken lewdness in some hick town.  Glad I never got her pregnant, that would have been hell.

We're all going to die, some of us sooner, some of us prettier...  I'm still here, I must have been the prettier one...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on November 07, 2018, 12:12:53 AM
WTF 14?

You make no sense whatsoever. ???
You're not exactly a brain in a bottle yerself.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on November 07, 2018, 12:17:12 AM
Glad you’re human. Most of the times I’ve been fired, the HR person has done so with glee.
Were they bad?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 07, 2018, 12:23:46 AM
Were they bad?
They couldn't have been this bad.  A PM I received from a member of my old board..  He was a perfectly normal guy that everybody consistantly liked for two years and then!!??? this..  he always had great avatars.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 07, 2018, 03:17:14 AM
Dennis Hof, the brothel owner running for state assembly as the "Trump from Pahrump" and who died a few weeks ago, won his election.

https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062 (https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 07, 2018, 06:42:44 AM
If you ever think of buying an HP printer, better plan on paying the Geek Squad out of pocket for tech support.

I don't know, this struck me as tone-deaf and funny but easily frustrating for the person needing the answer...

https://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Notebook-Operating-System-and-Recovery/HP-google-drive-plugin/td-p/6738083 (https://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Notebook-Operating-System-and-Recovery/HP-google-drive-plugin/td-p/6738083)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 07, 2018, 03:48:14 PM
Dennis Hof, the brothel owner running for state assembly as the "Trump from Pahrump" and who died a few weeks ago, won his election.

https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062 (https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062)
Yeah. Classic and some dude in VA who once wrote "Bigfoot erotica" won his election against some Hollywood actresses mother (I had to look her since I never heard of her though.) Strange election times.   

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2018/11/07/election-results-2018-denver-riggleman-wins-bigfoot-erotica-virginia/1914117002/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on November 08, 2018, 12:05:35 AM
WTF 14?

You make no sense whatsoever. ???
I am Ellumined!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 08, 2018, 01:14:06 AM
I am Ellumined!
I don't like the bird. Please go back to kittens and cats.  God bless
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 08, 2018, 04:37:02 PM



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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 11, 2018, 12:53:33 AM
Which would taste better, do you think?

https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/ (https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 11, 2018, 03:51:26 PM
Which would taste better, do you think?

https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/ (https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/)
I would've gone with a biscuit rather than the English muffin, though admittedly they are more crumbly. Aside from the BBQ sauce, which one could add, the "Texas McMuffin" is the standard "Sausage Egg McMuffin" at McD's here. And the Idaho one is adding a "hashbrown" to the basic McD's "Sausage Egg McMuffin." I have to admit breakfast items are the only reason I go to McD's sometimes, especially as "breakfast all day" now policy.  Burgerwise there are better places even at same price-point.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 11, 2018, 10:17:51 PM
Which would taste better, do you think?

https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/ (https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/)
@Spookcat The one on the right has more albeit artificial mechanically deboned lamb, beef, and or mutton or cat n' dog protein than the concoction on the left so for that reason I go with, IT, on the right.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 11, 2018, 10:22:07 PM
Yeah. Classic and some dude in VA who once wrote "Bigfoot erotica" won his election against some Hollywood actresses mother (I had to look her since I never heard of her though.) Strange election times.   

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2018/11/07/election-results-2018-denver-riggleman-wins-bigfoot-erotica-virginia/1914117002/
I think a member of the forum should sleep with bigfoot, see whether or not he's all that. And please no jokes about my wife's dawgs. ;D
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Post by: ShayP on November 12, 2018, 07:29:02 AM
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Post by: KSM on November 12, 2018, 01:04:39 PM
I must go...

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Magic 8 ball says you're going!   I wonder if Dickenson's pipes have help up over the years... I'll bet, yes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 12, 2018, 01:30:35 PM
Magic 8 ball says you're going!   I wonder if Dickenson's pipes have help up over the years... I'll bet, yes.

it doesn't matter if his pipes have held up, with all of the magic pitch correction technology, I have been hearing that certain female singers have been supplemented with samples from their multi-track studio recordings.  They are still singing live but, the algorithm fills in the original pitch and smooths out the voice a bit with the sample.
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Post by: albrecht on November 12, 2018, 01:53:11 PM
I must go...

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Oh yeah! Getting pre-sale*. Also Megadeth and Ozzy coming but, frankly, Ozzy is pretty weak these past tours. Can barely mumble songs, forgets lyrics, etc I hear.

* I haven't listened to "The Raven Age" but it Steve Harris's son's band. Nepotism? Ha!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: comaphobe on November 12, 2018, 01:59:44 PM
My only problem with Iron Maiden is their boring setlist the past few tours. Get some of those songs out of there FFS and mix it up a bit. Also, too much material from the 2000s.

Bruce sounds fine on YouTube, but the setlists would put me to sleep.

I only saw them once/way late, in 2005 but got lucky with them playing material from only their first 4 albums, which are really the only ones I ever listened to with the exception of SSoSS although I still hate CIPWM and will never listen to that song.

Paul Di'Anno looks and sounds like shit these days. He has to be wheeled out on stage in a wheel chair. About 5 years ago while playing a dive bar just before he started using wheelchairs full-time, one of the audience members said "Bruce Dickinson". Bad idea because Paul went on a rant and called Bruce an opera-singing FGT. Paul is obviously playing for beer and is obviously grumpy and probably unbuzzed. He is nearing 300lbs by this point too.

The first 2 albums with Di'Anno were awesome, Killers is one of my favorite hard rock albums by any band. But the guy has made poor life decisions since day one which caused him to get the boot from the band, and he has consistently failed in life ever since. He can't blame Bruce for that.

Bruce has built a small empire, the band flies in their own jet which is piloted by him. I know Harris owns the band, but in general Maiden are boss of their own machine. They have more integrity than many other bands from their time. I just wish they have a better setlist and also get rid of that ballerina dancing Janick Gers who doesn't even have his guitar plugged in.

Tickets are too much now and the good ones are usually gone before they go on sale. It's too hard to see bands in Areas or Amphitheaters these days and not get stuck in a seat. I think last time Maiden played here Tickets were not even available unless you belonged to a particular CC or financial institution. And they were way overpriced anyways.

Lucinda Williams is playing in 2 nights, I would go to that but I am too god damn busy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 12, 2018, 02:08:09 PM
My only problem with Iron Maiden is their boring setlist the past few tours. Get some of those songs out of there FFS and mix it up a bit. Also, too much material from the 2000s.

Bruce sounds fine on YouTube, but the setlists would put me to sleep.

I only saw them once/way late, in 2005 but got lucky with them playing material from only their first 4 albums, which are really the only ones I ever listened to with the exception of SSoSS although I still hate CIPWM and will never listen to that song.

Paul Di'Anno looks and sounds like shit these days. He has to be wheeled out on stage in a wheel chair. About 5 years ago while playing a dive bar just before he started using wheelchairs full-time, one of the audience members said "Bruce Dickinson". Bad idea because Paul went on a rant and called Bruce an opera-singing FGT. Paul is obviously playing for beer and is obviously grumpy and probably unbuzzed. He is nearing 300lbs by this point too.

The first 2 albums with Di'Anno were awesome, Killers is one of my favorite hard rock albums by any band. But the guy has made poor life decisions since day one which caused him to get the boot from the band, and he has consistently failed in life ever since. He can't blame Bruce for that.

Bruce has built a small empire, the band flies in their own jet which is piloted by him. I know Harris owns the band, but in general Maiden are boss of their own machine. They have more integrity than many other bands from their time. I just wish they have a better setlist and also get rid of that ballerina dancing Janick Gers who doesn't even have his guitar plugged in.

Tickets are too much now and the good ones are usually gone before they go on sale. It's too hard to see bands in Areas or Amphitheaters these days and not get stuck in a seat. I think last time Maiden played here Tickets were not even available unless you belonged to a particular CC or financial institution. And they were way overpriced anyways.

Lucinda Williams is playing in 2 nights, I would go to that but I am too god damn busy.

My buddy saw the plane "Ed Force One" on the ground in PR on tour a few years ago. In SA on that tour Dickinson bitched a bit at people smoking weed so close to stage: "I have to fly out tomorrow." I think this tour will have good set list as not promoting a "new album" but like a greatest hits like when they reprised whole album in redone "Powerslave" tour. Prices are high and you are right that Maiden runs a well-oiled business machine. Also I've noted less and less G/A or Pit seats recently at some concerts, sometimes only seats offered even (!), but this also might be as bands age so does some of their demographic?

http://www.metalinjection.net/tour-dates/iron-maiden-announce-legacy-of-the-beast-2019-north-american-tour

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 12, 2018, 02:09:14 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 12, 2018, 05:21:29 PM

Better than trailer park boys.


/Newfies :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 12, 2018, 05:33:15 PM
it doesn't matter if his pipes have held up, with all of the magic pitch correction technology, I have been hearing that certain female singers have been supplemented with samples from their multi-track studio recordings.  They are still singing live but, the algorithm fills in the original pitch and smooths out the voice a bit with the sample.

Don't bands use technology such as MIDI to do much the same with their instruments?

I'd rather see a favorite band than not, even if it's been decades since their early years.  Hell, I have fun seeing tribute bands if they're decent
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 12, 2018, 06:28:19 PM
it doesn't matter if his pipes have held up, with all of the magic pitch correction technology, I have been hearing that certain female singers have been supplemented with samples from their multi-track studio recordings.  They are still singing live but, the algorithm fills in the original pitch and smooths out the voice a bit with the sample.
I know how all that crap works, I have it in my studio for shitty singers. Dickenson had and most likely still does have one of the most powerful voices in that particular genre. He's from a generation of real singers who can pull it off live. Never been a fan of his voice, but man he delivers.
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Post by: wr250 on November 12, 2018, 07:33:26 PM

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 13, 2018, 01:27:41 AM
@Richard Groyper @Kizuna AI 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on November 13, 2018, 06:12:35 AM
@Richard Groyper @Kizuna AI 



Stan Lee died because of this.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: WeinerInHand on November 13, 2018, 07:20:31 AM
Stan Lee died because of this.

+1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 13, 2018, 08:05:22 AM
I know how all that crap works, I have it in my studio for shitty singers. Dickenson had and most likely still does have one of the most powerful voices in that particular genre. He's from a generation of real singers who can pull it off live. Never been a fan of his voice, but man he delivers.

I got called out once when the group I was in used (I think) a late 90s DigiTech 1u rack unit.  I remember the patch that I got caught on was the "Beach Boys." Somebody off stage was absolutely livid after the set and said that's not your voice! I said it was just pitch correction and he just flew into No! No! No! There was a woman's voice in there.

For the general gigs, it was great. A three piece band that could sing, hahaha.  Multitrack was a curse and it was my ultimate weakness. The places I could have gone if I could sing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on November 13, 2018, 12:45:46 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kizuna AI on November 13, 2018, 01:18:04 PM
@Richard Groyper @Kizuna AI 



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on November 14, 2018, 10:18:50 AM
This is a town near me

https://www.abingdonblog.co.uk/?p=21504
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on November 14, 2018, 10:22:05 AM
This is a town near me

https://www.abingdonblog.co.uk/?p=21504
Way to stay with today's anal theme. Bun throwing. lol
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 14, 2018, 12:09:06 PM
This is a town near me

https://www.abingdonblog.co.uk/?p=21504
That is pretty weak: "(This year we saw the introduction of an ingredients list so that there was no problems with the modern problem of allergies.)"

I like how y'all have some weird festivals and traditions, even if the politicians and lawyers water them down due to "safety." Shrovetide Football, the cheese wheel deal, etc.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 15, 2018, 12:29:24 AM
http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html (http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html)

Virtual tour from TEPCO around Japan's Fukishima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on November 15, 2018, 05:21:46 AM
http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html (http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html)

Virtual tour from TEPCO around Japan's Fukishima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant.

Amazing and scary!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 16, 2018, 04:38:36 PM
Awww  :D


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 18, 2018, 03:51:55 AM
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Title: BellGab gets you banned here?
Post by: Chefist on November 19, 2018, 04:08:22 PM
I've heard if I mention it, I'll be banned? Any word critical of DS or BE will get me banned? Is that true? Just curious....oh, wait...before you mention it...I'm a "cunny"..."glubsy"...etc, etc...new material folks...boring...ha.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 20, 2018, 12:41:47 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on November 21, 2018, 04:02:17 AM
They couldn't have been this bad.  A PM I received from a member of my old board..  He was a perfectly normal guy that everybody consistantly liked for two years and then!!??? this..  he always had great avatars.
He probably shouldn't drink and surf!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 21, 2018, 12:19:24 PM
He probably shouldn't drink and surf!
I think he's dead now. Leaving his wife very wealthy and very happy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 21, 2018, 08:03:18 PM

Howards new studio/set is so fucking sanitized and void of character when compared to the glory years of 06 through 09 when the shows PC-ness started to become unbearable. Haven't listened since 2012 and I don't miss it. And WTF happened to Robin? She's a house!


PS  that's not the real Paul! ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on November 22, 2018, 03:12:15 AM
11am Wed., and there were already 3 tents in line in Texas.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 23, 2018, 04:28:23 PM
I have never subscribed to Netflix.
I have cashed checks from Netflix, though.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 23, 2018, 07:34:03 PM
North Sentinel Island

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=279861729031
Seems as if the Sentinelese have not weakened and killed another guy who wanted wanted to tell them about Jesus.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46313965
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 23, 2018, 07:40:39 PM
Not again..

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 23, 2018, 07:48:32 PM
Seems as if the Sentinelese have not weakened and killed another guy who wanted wanted to tell them about Jesus.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46313965
Why are they allowed to defend their borders and culture and even use weapons, albeit primitive- but effective, to do so? No investigations? No arrests? No indictments? No judge interpreting law by their political beliefs? No trials? No press at their door speculating, harassing family members of the shooter, etc? Why no "hate crime" claims?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 23, 2018, 08:03:28 PM
Why are they allowed to defend their borders and culture and even use weapons, albeit primitive- but effective, to do so? No investigations? No arrests? No indictments? No judge interpreting law by their political beliefs? No trials? No press at their door speculating, harassing family members of the shooter, etc? Why no "hate crime" claims?

Does not seem like they would be welcoming to a very special episode of Geraldo.  They are not very friendly.
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Post by: albrecht on November 23, 2018, 08:08:44 PM
Does not seem like they would be welcoming to a very special episode of Geraldo.  They are not very friendly.
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Well, Ol' Jerry could undo some button on his shirt, wear some chains, and promise a great expose' only to find these vicious natives' lair empty....and boast and rant about something.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 23, 2018, 08:26:52 PM
Howards new studio/set is so fucking sanitized and void of character when compared to the glory years of 06 through 09 when the shows PC-ness started to become unbearable. Haven't listened since 2012 and I don't miss it. And WTF happened to Robin? She's a house!


PS  that's not the real Paul! ;)

Ever since Howard got rid of Howard TV and the staff I stopped listening. I mainly liked to watch all the Howard TV stuff.
It looks like they have brought back some video but I can't be arsed with it now.
Howard distancing himself from Artie after he tried to commit suicide was a dick move as well. Artie was a handful in more ways than one, while he was working for the show, but that period of the show was awesome.
Using Jon Hein's coined term, Howard has 'jumped the shark' years ago.
It is too bad because it was one of the very few programs, of any kind, that had me in hysterical laughter.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 23, 2018, 09:43:52 PM
Interesting read hehehe

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/22/meet-the-men-offering-their-sperm-to-strangers-online-but-only-if-they-can-do-natural-insemination-8166317/

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 24, 2018, 03:03:05 AM
May you all be amused by this.
https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160 (https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on November 24, 2018, 03:38:10 AM
May you all be amused by this.
https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160 (https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160)

  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 24, 2018, 04:15:36 PM
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Post by: Bluejay on November 25, 2018, 02:46:36 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on November 25, 2018, 02:49:49 PM
golden ram with rgb goodness for our fearless leader. suitable for elluminating the hugging silks.
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Title: Wedding Memories
Post by: albrecht on November 27, 2018, 07:12:45 PM
Wow.
Wedding photographer screws a member of the wedding, yells at the wedding guests, urinates on a tree, gets caught by cops with Xanax in her pockets, and then threatens to kill the arresting officer's family and daughters will be dead "by Christmas."


https://news--site.com/2018/11/27/a-wedding-photographer-was-arrested-after-allegedly-having-sex-with-a-guest-and-urinating-on-a-tree-at-the-venue/   

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/sheriff-wedding-photographer-had-sex-with-guest-urinated-on-tree/287-617863938 

Title: Re: Wedding Memories
Post by: KSM on November 27, 2018, 07:22:23 PM
Wow.
Wedding photographer screws a member of the wedding, yells at the wedding guests, urinates on a tree, gets caught by cops with Xanax in her pockets, and then threatens to kill the arresting officer's family and daughters will be dead "by Christmas."


https://news--site.com/2018/11/27/a-wedding-photographer-was-arrested-after-allegedly-having-sex-with-a-guest-and-urinating-on-a-tree-at-the-venue/   

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/sheriff-wedding-photographer-had-sex-with-guest-urinated-on-tree/287-617863938

Oh, I swear if I wasn't married.. ;D
Title: Re: Wedding Memories
Post by: albrecht on November 27, 2018, 07:24:51 PM
Oh, I swear if I wasn't married.. ;D
It was very surprising when I got home and saw the pictures to accommodate the story I heard the radio guys discussing and laughing about....
Title: Re: Wedding Memories
Post by: Jayzelady on November 27, 2018, 09:22:18 PM
It was very surprising when I got home and saw the pictures to accommodate the story I heard the radio guys discussing and laughing about....

Jeeeezus, my oldest daughter and her husband live in Weatherford, Texas! Oh, I am sooooo going to ask her if she heard about this! LOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 28, 2018, 03:32:51 AM
I like this ad. #clickacy

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 28, 2018, 08:16:59 AM
I had a great laugh this morning... I was looking at some home improvement work and this guy completely failed. He wouldn't call when he told me he would and, combined with a Yelp review that said pretty much the same thing, even though he was highly recommended I just couldn't hire the guy. I sent him a dear John email because he's not answering his phone and, two days later, he calls acting as if nothing has happened and wants to stop by the house to finish the deal.

It is the George Costanza close!  It's actually a real life thing! For those of you who don't know, in the TV show Seinfeld, George is character was fired from a job but just kept going as if nothing happened.

I've seen it all, even sexual favors to close a deal (or offers of) but this is a first.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 28, 2018, 09:49:14 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 29, 2018, 01:40:17 PM
Zeebo? Two-foot tall squirrels invading?! @zeebo

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article222294420.html 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on December 01, 2018, 12:03:16 AM
  ;D

Hear about the Florida Family Dollar fart kerfluffle?  After loudly ripping one in line, a lovely paragon of feminine delicacy pulled out a knife and threatened to "gut" the guy next to her who complained.

It's Dollar Tree for me now, folks.   :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 01, 2018, 01:15:03 AM
Hear about the Florida Family Dollar fart kerfluffle?  After loudly ripping one in line, a lovely paragon of feminine delicacy pulled out a knife and threatened to "gut" the guy next to her who complained.

It's Dollar Tree for me now, folks.   :o

There's a new rule about eating the canned fish tacos before leaving the store.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on December 01, 2018, 02:27:22 AM
There's a new rule about eating the canned fish tacos before leaving the store.

But can we still shuck the corn in-store?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 01, 2018, 09:02:16 AM
Idk who it is but College Gameday has some black guy with braces, dredlocks, strange sunglasses, lots of gold bling, and some kind of tie-dyed shirt giving game predictions. It is bizarre Corso is patting him on back and is very animated about him. It is weird. I have on mute because listening to radio pre-game. But every so often the black dude, apparently, gives some kind of commentary but otherwise looks dazed and stoned and sort of just sits there as others talk.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 01, 2018, 09:02:51 AM
But can we still shuck the corn in-store?
At at least one grocery here you can. And they have another barrel next the one with corn for you to do so.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 01, 2018, 05:49:10 PM
Idk who it is but College Gameday has some black guy with braces, dredlocks, strange sunglasses, lots of gold bling, and some kind of tie-dyed shirt giving game predictions. It is bizarre Corso is patting him on back and is very animated about him. It is weird. I have on mute because listening to radio pre-game. But every so often the black dude, apparently, gives some kind of commentary but otherwise looks dazed and stoned and sort of just sits there as others talk.

Was he smoking a Newport?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 01, 2018, 05:58:48 PM
Was he smoking a Newport?
Not on camera. He reminded me of the "brothers" who get on tv in the Superbowl when Murray's version of Hunter S Thompson gives them his tickets and press pass in exchange for a hat and a bottle of bagged wine in "Where The Buffalo Roam" but less animated.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on December 03, 2018, 09:19:14 AM
https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1069111211080523776
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 03, 2018, 02:17:46 PM
When it takes 10.48 years for a hybrid's fuel savings to save the extra money spent to get a hybrid.  Not to even count the higher insurance rates...

Eh, nevermind.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 03, 2018, 02:30:05 PM
When it takes 10.48 years for a hybrid's fuel savings to save the extra money spent to get a hybrid.  Not to even count the higher insurance rates...

Eh, nevermind.

Don’t forget the replacement battery pack sometime after year 7.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 03, 2018, 03:10:20 PM
Don’t forget the replacement battery pack sometime after year 7.

I think California warranties are 10-year/150k miles... 

Yeah, all those safety features aside, fuck hybrids.  The carbon footprint isn't that good anyway.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 03, 2018, 04:04:55 PM
I think California warranties are 10-year/150k miles... 

Yeah, all those safety features aside, fuck hybrids.  The carbon footprint isn't that good anyway.
I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 04, 2018, 09:41:41 PM
Better than music. Toronto band Sons Of Butcher A "pro" wrestler should use this as a walk in/out song

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 04, 2018, 11:04:32 PM
I buy shit sometimes just because it's a great deal.


Shit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on December 05, 2018, 01:03:10 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7888117/chimp-human-strength-planet-apes/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 05, 2018, 01:08:53 AM
https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1069111211080523776

If you reverse that, is it a Canadian baby being born?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 08, 2018, 05:07:37 AM
Disposal.  Disposal. Disposal.  These creeps never consider Disposal.   ::)

https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message3941914/pg1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 09, 2018, 12:43:24 AM
I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.
Close up, especially when walking near a cold engine starting, the electric car sure makes a difference in breathing with asthma.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 09, 2018, 12:46:07 AM
Don’t forget the replacement battery pack sometime after year 7.
Very expensive.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 09, 2018, 12:55:39 AM
  ;D
Adorable!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 11, 2018, 11:48:46 AM
https://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-olivia-de-havilland-interview-20181210-story.html
Title: My ears bleed as I listen to this
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 11, 2018, 05:13:49 PM
So I've taken up an interest in Cults as of late.  I have been listening to Cults on Parcast (https://www.parcast.com/cults/)  The show is highly scripted and reasonably researched, the hosts have solid voices and delivery but over all it is just sort of meh.  No spontaneity, no personality, no umpf.

I then found this offering called Can We Cult and picked out a show about a Satanic Temple Cult.  Should be a slam dunk but negative!  Imagine two Valley Girls trying to do an Anna Nicole Smith impression.   It's pretty horrid:

https://soundcloud.com/user-703925469/episode-35-a-million-dolhairs-the-satanic-temple-the-freedomites

Edit:  17 minutes in and they still haven't started the show.  One of the hosts twitter feed is @dicksandvodka   I feel my brain cells dying.  :P
         25 minutes in and still no sign of anything cult related. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 11, 2018, 05:36:24 PM
I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.

Sub $3 a gallon here, barely.

Problem is that the tech is loaded in electric and hybrid vehicles, not the gas models that I was looking at.  I felt compelled to get one of them because of the safety and automation.

Only $300 savings in gas annually over the car it's replacing. ☹️
Title: Re: My ears bleed as I listen to this
Post by: albrecht on December 11, 2018, 06:06:46 PM
So I've taken up an interest in Cults as of late.  I have been listening to Cults on Parcast (https://www.parcast.com/cults/)  The show is highly scripted and reasonably researched, the hosts have solid voices and delivery but over all it is just sort of meh.  No spontaneity, no personality, no umpf.

I then found this offering called Can We Cult and picked out a show about a Satanic Temple Cult.  Should be a slam dunk but negative!  Imagine two Valley Girls trying to do an Anna Nicole Smith impression.   It's pretty horrid:

https://soundcloud.com/user-703925469/episode-35-a-million-dolhairs-the-satanic-temple-the-freedomites

Edit:  17 minutes in and they still haven't started the show.  One of the hosts twitter feed is @dicksandvodka   I feel my brain cells dying.  :P
         25 minutes in and still no sign of anything cult related.

@Walks_At_Night

I never heard of this dude but he gave a pretty good run-down of the various cult/agency/nutso/serialkiller/childabuse stuff in the 70's and 80's and, apparently, is going now. Warning. A "Rense" etc type of host, if you catch my drift, so might offend some politically.  Most of this I was aware of (or at least aware of the theories/) "The Finders" has always intrigued me.  But also some new stuff I was not aware of, mainly the connections, apparently, between some very prominent serial killers and groups. Not fun listening but interesting. I'm not into the sick "details" of true crime or serial killers and abuse stuff, but am into the conspiracy, gov't cover-ups, and "why" side of cult, satanic, and/or agency stuff....

http://www.renegadebroadcasting.com/solar-storm-state-sponsored-child-trafficking-tragedies-in-the-70s-and-80s-12-9-18/
Title: Re: My ears bleed as I listen to this
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 11, 2018, 06:12:00 PM
@Walks_At_Night

I never heard of this dude but he gave a pretty good run-down of the various cult/agency/nutso/serialkiller/childabuse stuff in the 70's and 80's and, apparently, is going now.

Well thanks.  I'll check it out after Malliard.   That other debacle might have been the worst podcast that ever was, ever is or ever could be.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 12, 2018, 01:16:15 AM
Sub $3 a gallon here, barely.

Problem is that the tech is loaded in electric and hybrid vehicles, not the gas models that I was looking at.  I felt compelled to get one of them because of the safety and automation.

Only $300 savings in gas annually over the car it's replacing. ☹️
Living with one, their lack of exhaust really is easier on pedestrians and cyclists.  They are quieter for conversing (or audio surveillence) and quieter in neighborhoods.  No more smogging out kids at the corner bus stop while warming up your car.
Title: Re: My ears bleed as I listen to this
Post by: albrecht on December 12, 2018, 07:32:01 AM
Well thanks.  I'll check it out after Malliard.   That other debacle might have been the worst podcast that ever was, ever is or ever could be.

@Walks_At_Night

Add to the guy's list?  And weird the names/words associated with this operation? Zohar? Purim? Ex-military clients?

14 Israelis suspected of running child sex trafficking ring in Colombia

https://www.timesofisrael.com/14-israelis-suspected-of-running-child-sex-trafficking-ring-in-colombia/


http://www.renegadebroadcasting.com/solar-storm-state-sponsored-child-trafficking-tragedies-in-the-70s-and-80s-12-9-18/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on December 13, 2018, 07:17:55 AM
Living with one, their lack of exhaust really is easier on pedestrians and cyclists.  They are quieter for conversing (or audio surveillence) and quieter in neighborhoods.  No more smogging out kids at the corner bus stop while warming up your car.
and not enough sound to warn pedestrians and such the car is there and moving...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 13, 2018, 07:46:11 AM
In an interesting development, I have learned that Morg!  goes absolutely berserk when this Zombies tune is played:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 13, 2018, 07:54:21 AM
In an interesting development, I have learned that Morg!  goes absolutely berserk when this Zombies tune is played:



Were you listening to SiriusXM this morning?  They played that about an hour ago on Classic Vinyl.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 13, 2018, 08:04:40 AM
and not enough sound to warn pedestrians and such the car is there and moving...
Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design.  When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something.  And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars.  They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 13, 2018, 08:10:07 AM
Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design.  When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something.  And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars.  They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.

With nerf bumpers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 13, 2018, 08:26:05 AM
Were you listening to SiriusXM this morning?  They played that about an hour ago on Classic Vinyl.

Negative.  I don't have SiriusXM.  I flirted with getting it at one point but Art quit before I could even pull the trigger!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on December 13, 2018, 11:29:29 AM
Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design.  When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something.  And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars.  They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.
as a motorcycle rider I am  convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn going
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 13, 2018, 11:30:46 AM
as a motorcycle rider I am  convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn going

Loud pipes save lives.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on December 13, 2018, 11:40:53 AM
as a motorcycle rider I am  convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn going
I always wear a reflective safety vest when I’m on my bike.  I know there are still idiots out there who won’t see me, but I have to still do everything I can in order to be seen on the road.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 13, 2018, 12:20:40 PM

Loud pipes save lives.
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 13, 2018, 01:02:16 PM
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.

I hate worse when they drive down road in between lanes between vehicles. I know some places it is legal (somehow) but I still think dangerous. But I give motorcyclists a pass for loud pipes and bad driving since they contribute so much to healthcare in terms of donations and think you have to be crazy to drive a motorcycle in the traffic we have, all the illegals with beat up cars and drunk, drunk drivers, tractor trailers, weather, folks on drugs, road ragers, etc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 13, 2018, 02:00:31 PM
It amuses me that in Florida, accident investigators are required to check off a box that says whether the motorcycle rider was wearing a helmet. A helmet is not required in the state. I saw a report of a fatal crash involving two 18-wheelers that pinned a motorcycle between them. The investigator had dutifully checked the box saying no helmet though a helmet would not have prevented the death. I’m sure it’s in a database somewhere that will be used to argue for a return to mandatory helmet laws.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on December 13, 2018, 05:05:38 PM
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.
well id like a law that says i can weld a muffler on their bike for them. without their knowledge or approval. there is a fine line between sounding good and loud.
It amuses me that in Florida, accident investigators are required to check off a box that says whether the motorcycle rider was wearing a helmet. A helmet is not required in the state. I saw a report of a fatal crash involving two 18-wheelers that pinned a motorcycle between them. The investigator had dutifully checked the box saying no helmet though a helmet would not have prevented the death. I’m sure it’s in a database somewhere that will be used to argue for a return to mandatory helmet laws.
helmets are not required here, i always wear one because of the idiots i mentioned above. if they cannot notice a firetruck with all the lights going, the siren and the firetruck is blasting its horn (because they are in its way) , then they dont deserve a drivers license. i have no reason to believe they will notice me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on December 13, 2018, 05:12:05 PM
saw someone today with "earings" very similar to these
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 14, 2018, 01:45:41 AM
;D
saw someone today with "earings" very similar to these
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I like ear wraps, although more rounded.  Not everyone does well with piercings, so wraps are a nice alternative.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 14, 2018, 04:20:34 AM
I saw someone yesterday who had her grandmother’s big, gaudy wedding ring made into a nose ring. I expect her nose to be at neck level in a couple of years.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 14, 2018, 10:00:06 AM
I saw someone yesterday who had her grandmother’s big, gaudy wedding ring made into a nose ring. I expect her nose to be at neck level in a couple of years.

I'm sure her grandma would be appalled so she deserves the long nose and whatever nasal infections/problems associated with that choice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 15, 2018, 01:31:50 AM
well id like a law that says i can weld a muffler on their bike for them. without their knowledge or approval. there is a fine line between sounding good and loud. helmets are not required here, i always wear one because of the idiots i mentioned above. if they cannot notice a firetruck with all the lights going, the siren and the firetruck is blasting its horn (because they are in its way) , then they dont deserve a drivers license. i have no reason to believe they will notice me.
The funny thing is, most municipalities already ban noisy vehicles.  But no one enforces it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 16, 2018, 01:03:56 AM
I was doing #clickacy. This is the most confused I've been in a while...

https://thelastwhy.ca (https://thelastwhy.ca)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 16, 2018, 01:16:24 AM
I was doing #clickacy. This is the most confused I've been in a while...

https://thelastwhy.ca (https://thelastwhy.ca)

He pays to advertise. Weird but better than Lovely Latina Ladies, right?

p.s. Did you "like"?  At least the animals love you for your Clickacy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 16, 2018, 01:58:21 AM
I was doing #clickacy. This is the most confused I've been in a while...

https://thelastwhy.ca (https://thelastwhy.ca)
Yeah, downright quirky.  Good questions, but peculiar scenarios.  Like, I don't recall a rose as part of the Garden of Eden story.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 17, 2018, 04:39:27 AM
Ricky Ricardo Easterling was arrested by local police and charged with domestic violence. Unfortunately, his girlfriend was beaten rather than his mother.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 18, 2018, 06:17:07 AM
https://www.classicfm.com/composers/rossini/baritone-sings-barber-of-seville-kendrick-lamar/ (https://www.classicfm.com/composers/rossini/baritone-sings-barber-of-seville-kendrick-lamar/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 18, 2018, 02:17:02 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Fox

Bass player for The Runaways is on Jeopardy! now. Alex didn't seem to know who they were and didn't seem impressed!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 18, 2018, 02:22:18 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Fox

Bass player for The Runaways is on Jeopardy! now. Alex didn't seem to know who they were and didn't seem impressed!

Trebek never fully recovered from his Turd Ferguson encounter...............................

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 19, 2018, 05:50:14 AM
Hello!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on December 19, 2018, 09:35:50 AM
Hello!

Hi!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 19, 2018, 06:22:34 PM
Somehow, some way, scooters have multiplied across town and you see them, usually abandoned, everywhere. I'm not sure if any of these companies are making money or how/why they are legal for road use but I see this funny story about them. Campus PD always has some interesting/funny stuff.

"12/12/2018, 3:06 am, 309 East 21st Street (San Jacinto Residence Hall).

Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor: UTPD was dispatched to a medical emergency regarding a student who operated, and crashed, a Lime Rental Scooter while intoxicated on alcohol. UTPD caught up with the student in a bathroom, with a bloody face and nose. Officers attempted to talk to the student, but were met only with snoring, as the man was somehow asleep while lying on a bathroom sink. Austin / Travis County EMS arrived and also began trying to wake up the foggy student. The intoxicated student told medics he thought he was in Port Arthur. As the investigation continued, Officers learned the student was only 19 years old. Because a friend called 911, the student received no charges whatsoever, despite some very poor decisions about his safety. The student was transported to the hospital for both his facial injuries from the scooter, and due to the high degree of alcohol intoxication."

https://twitter.com/UTAustinPolice/status/1075501964681773059
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 19, 2018, 06:32:26 PM
Somehow, some way, scooters have multiplied across town and you see them, usually abandoned, everywhere. I'm not sure if any of these companies are making money or how/why they are legal for road use but I see this funny story about them. Campus PD always has some interesting/funny stuff.

"12/12/2018, 3:06 am, 309 East 21st Street (San Jacinto Residence Hall).

Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor: UTPD was dispatched to a medical emergency regarding a student who operated, and crashed, a Lime Rental Scooter while intoxicated on alcohol. UTPD caught up with the student in a bathroom, with a bloody face and nose. Officers attempted to talk to the student, but were met only with snoring, as the man was somehow asleep while lying on a bathroom sink. Austin / Travis County EMS arrived and also began trying to wake up the foggy student. The intoxicated student told medics he thought he was in Port Arthur. As the investigation continued, Officers learned the student was only 19 years old. Because a friend called 911, the student received no charges whatsoever, despite some very poor decisions about his safety. The student was transported to the hospital for both his facial injuries from the scooter, and due to the high degree of alcohol intoxication."

https://twitter.com/UTAustinPolice/status/1075501964681773059

Ah yes. The motorized scooter.  Known as "Liquorcycles" here in N.C.    Seems like the dude above took that to heart and didn't even wait for the DUI.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 19, 2018, 07:03:09 PM
Ah yes. The motorized scooter.  Known as "Liquorcycles" here in N.C.    Seems like the dude above took that to heart and didn't even wait for the DUI.
I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal? Not even your own vehicle! Are they insured? Who is liable for accidents? How do they make money (cartel money laundering scheme?) They just "appeared" all over. Even in Spokane (of all places) but all over here! First time I saw (I was in Spokane) and thought it was a youtube joke to try to get meth folks to steal for online pranks. Then got back and all over Austin. And they drive them like crazy. Worse than the "wanna-be" Portland bikers. Dodging out of lanes, ditching the things everywhere, drunk, etc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 19, 2018, 08:47:33 PM
Hi all, heading hometonight. Tired! Hope you all are well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 19, 2018, 09:09:39 PM
Anyone know of a good digital photo frame?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 19, 2018, 09:15:56 PM
Anyone know of a good digital photo frame?

If your intended has a smart TV, doing a compatible card/thumb drive might be suhweet.

I do recommend buying from Costco or Bed Bath and Beyond because of their liberal return policies.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 19, 2018, 09:22:59 PM
I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal?...

That's an easy one.  Because the city governments get a kickback for allowing them.

Nashville recently joined the grift, after holding out.  Here's one result:

https://www.wsmv.com/news/video-bird-scooter-driver-hit-by-car-in-downtown-nashville/article_616a7652-f74d-11e8-acb1-6f9b5a9d04d6.html    (https://www.wsmv.com/news/video-bird-scooter-driver-hit-by-car-in-downtown-nashville/article_616a7652-f74d-11e8-acb1-6f9b5a9d04d6.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 20, 2018, 12:38:05 AM
Hi all, heading hometonight. Tired! Hope you all are well.

Have a safe trip @anniem
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 20, 2018, 01:21:38 AM
I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal? Not even your own vehicle! Are they insured? Who is liable for accidents? How do they make money (cartel money laundering scheme?) They just "appeared" all over. Even in Spokane (of all places) but all over here! First time I saw (I was in Spokane) and thought it was a youtube joke to try to get meth folks to steal for online pranks. Then got back and all over Austin. And they drive them like crazy. Worse than the "wanna-be" Portland bikers. Dodging out of lanes, ditching the things everywhere, drunk, etc.
I saw them, but I didn't know they are.motorized.  OMG.  The last thing we need on streets are motorized scooters as small as skate boards.  That's like having roller skaters in traffic.  Insane.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on December 20, 2018, 09:34:20 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 20, 2018, 02:17:47 PM
Have a safe trip @anniem
two have

Thank you! I am safe at home!  Happily. Hope you are well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 21, 2018, 12:23:10 AM

He invented it to get to the top so he could ski down.  But, then, does he leave it at the top or send it down?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 24, 2018, 01:56:32 PM
Ever wonder why our winter holiday (Christmas) is not celebrated on the solstice?  Turns out it originally was - but over time the date of the solstice moved on the Julian calendar - but not the day Christmas was celebrated. 

Adopting the Gregorian calendar - which required the elimination of a number of days - created the difference in the date the birth of Christ was celebrated between the Eastern Orthodox (Jan 6) and Western Europeans - the difference becoming ''the 12 days of Christmas''

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-weigant/why-christmas-is-not-on-t_b_78191.html   (https://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-weigant/why-christmas-is-not-on-t_b_78191.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 24, 2018, 03:23:21 PM
I still haven't grasped the 'mention' feature.  Apparently using "@" before a member's name is beyond my scope at this time.  I will learn though.  I feel a sense of shame.  My mind is riddled with doubts in my abilities to do simple tasks. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sumethinz new on December 24, 2018, 10:07:03 PM
I still haven't grasped the 'mention' feature.  Apparently using "@" before a member's name is beyond my scope at this time.  I will learn though.  I feel a sense of shame.  My mind is riddled with doubts in my abilities to do simple tasks.

@Aquarius, @ShayP

I only just deduced that the "@" triggered the mention feature, so y'all are not alone. For some odd reason this reminds me of a relay race in grade school when I wasn't just dead last...but i was behind enough that I actually met the other participants coming back in the other direction after they had already turned around and were very much on their way back to the finish line. I was so slow it was laughable!!

I guess what I'm saying, is that for me, this was like one of those times when I'm indeed catching, up but am still really behind lol.

If this doesn't make sense I blame the egg nog
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 24, 2018, 10:58:45 PM
@Aquarius, @ShayP

If this doesn't make sense I blame the egg nog

Ohhh Reeaally??!!!?? Well guess what, egg nog and his buddies beer and scotch are over at my place now and you won't believe what they're saying about you!! I've tried to reason with them on your behalf but they some disgruntled muthfucka's!!!


@sumethinz new  <---- like that 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 26, 2018, 02:30:27 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sumethinz new on December 26, 2018, 05:56:04 AM
Ohhh Reeaally??!!!?? Well guess what, egg nog and his buddies beer and scotch are over at my place now and you won't believe what they're saying about you!! I've tried to reason with them on your behalf but they some disgruntled muthfucka's!!!


@sumethinz new  <---- like that 8)

Beer and scotch are just mad cos eggnog gets a reach-around and they don't rate. Jealous bitches.

I didn't get a notification email saying I was "mentioned" this time though you used @ at me. Some things are better left unknown

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 28, 2018, 04:32:37 PM
Ohhh Reeaally??!!!?? Well guess what, egg nog and his buddies beer and scotch are over at my place now and you won't believe what they're saying about you!! I've tried to reason with them on your behalf but they some disgruntled muthfucka's!!!


@sumethinz new  <---- like that 8)
@ksm32 
I would add two kinds of rum and also some brandy to the mix (with, the bourbon, of course) to make a good eggnog. Coming back from liquor today for 2nd Christmas tomorrow I was in traffic with an AWESOME old Mercury Cougar (could quite get pics,) couldn't place year in passing, but clean, cherry red, big tires in back, and, the most hilarious/best part? A red, same color scheme, "SLAYER" on the back window. Epic!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 28, 2018, 06:47:35 PM
@ksm32 
I would add two kinds of rum and also some brandy to the mix (with, the bourbon, of course) to make a good eggnog. Coming back from liquor today for 2nd Christmas tomorrow I was in traffic with an AWESOME old Mercury Cougar (could quite get pics,) couldn't place year in passing, but clean, cherry red, big tires in back, and, the most hilarious/best part? A red, same color scheme, "SLAYER" on the back window. Epic!
Shit man, you're describing my dream car. Only thing I'd change based on your description  would be changing slayer to Motorhead! I had a cherry red, heavily chromed out truck only a few years back and I miss it dearly. Yes, dearly.

The eggnog; holy shit my belt is feeling really tight as I refuse to loosen to the next hole. There should be a Christmas weight gain thread. Or probably not.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 28, 2018, 06:52:29 PM
Shit man, you're describing my dream car. Only thing I'd change based on your description  would be changing slayer to Motorhead! I had a cherry red, heavily chromed out truck only a few years back and I miss it dearly. Yes, dearly.

The eggnog; holy shit my belt is feeling really tight as I refuse to loosen to the next hole. There should be a Christmas weight gain thread. Or probably not.

Not to be crude. BUT after picking up the meat, booze, and such for 2nd Xmas meal and then seeing that Cougar I was almost about to use my Leatherman in the truck console to make my belt a new notch!  @ksm32
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 28, 2018, 06:56:40 PM
I was almost about to use my Leatherman in the truck console to make my belt a new notch!  @ksm32
HA!! And so this is Christmas ;D  Have a good 1 tomorrow!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 28, 2018, 08:12:44 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6536269/amp/Experts-say-disruptions-polar-vortex-cause-temperatures-plummet-US.html
 (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6536269/amp/Experts-say-disruptions-polar-vortex-cause-temperatures-plummet-US.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 29, 2018, 09:23:06 AM
HA!! And so this is Christmas ;D  Have a good 1 tomorrow!

@ksm32 Got oven and egg working because, apparently, the butcher gave us "too much meat." BS, of course. And this fun vignette from this morning:

"Last minute trip to grocery store to get stuff I, apparently, forgot like horseradish, tomato, etc and was about to check out and saw a small Mexican guy carrying a six-pack of tallboy Hamm's. And I said "nice, Hamm's!" He replied in an accent that I would say fake but looking at him it was real "Hamm's yees. Eesss bessst for mornings." He sounded like the guy, I can't recall now, that used the fake Spanish accent on late night variety show. Referenced in "The Right Stuff" movie even. Esssasctly like that. So got out of line and bought some.  Thank you, or grassy-ass, diminutive Mexican, whoever you were, for reminding me what we REALLY was missing for the 2nd Xmas dinner! "
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 29, 2018, 09:39:45 AM
@ksm32 Got oven and egg working because, apparently, the butcher gave us "too much meat." BS, of course. And this fun vignette from this morning:

"Last minute trip to grocery store to get stuff I, apparently, forgot like horseradish, tomato, etc and was about to check out and saw a small Mexican guy carrying a six-pack of tallboy Hamm's. And I said "nice, Hamm's!" He replied in an accent that I would say fake but looking at him it was real "Hamm's yees. Eesss bessst for mornings." He sounded like the guy, I can't recall now, that used the fake Spanish accent on late night variety show. Referenced in "The Right Stuff" movie even. Esssasctly like that. So got out of line and bought some.  Thank you, or grassy-ass, diminutive Mexican, whoever you were, for reminding me what we REALLY was missing for the 2nd Xmas dinner! "

Jose Jiminez. 




Fresh Hamm's.  WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 29, 2018, 09:44:11 AM
Jose Jiminez. 




Fresh Hamm's.  WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeessss, its esss niiice!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 29, 2018, 10:41:18 PM
@ksm32 Got oven and egg working because, apparently, the butcher gave us "too much meat." BS, of course. And this fun vignette from this morning:

"Last minute trip to grocery store to get stuff I, apparently, forgot like horseradish, tomato, etc and was about to check out and saw a small Mexican guy carrying a six-pack of tallboy Hamm's. And I said "nice, Hamm's!" He replied in an accent that I would say fake but looking at him it was real "Hamm's yees. Eesss bessst for mornings." He sounded like the guy, I can't recall now, that used the fake Spanish accent on late night variety show. Referenced in "The Right Stuff" movie even. Esssasctly like that. So got out of line and bought some.  Thank you, or grassy-ass, diminutive Mexican, whoever you were, for reminding me what we REALLY was missing for the 2nd Xmas dinner! "
@albrecht Would it be appropriate to wish you a very merry hangover by the time you read this?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Norm on December 30, 2018, 01:06:12 AM
Get right with Ray...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 30, 2018, 04:15:35 PM
@albrecht Would it be appropriate to wish you a very merry hangover by the time you read this?

@ksm32

Oddly I was out sorta early (Had to "nap" and that turned into sleep for a weird wake-up in which I sorted out trash (there was a big round of presents) and did another round of dishes (Phil Hendrie's boss would not approve. Only women should do dishes.) So no, appreciable, hangover, and the small one that I did have this morn I attribute to someone who brought sangria that, I suspect, was 'fortified' more than usual, plus because of the fruits which interfere with my meat and potatoes diet. But good. Meat was awesome and had some leftovers since a few folks didn't show up (claim of sickness, I read "college kids partied too much and can't handle.") So just had more for an early supper. Luckily trash (and recycle) is tomorrow because cans full to the point of me actually dumping out, bashing certain things down with boots or hands, repacking stuff so that will fit and so the garbage man will take them and the commies that run the city won't cite for some violation. I'm not above also putting certain things in the "recycle yard waste" bags in a pinch, since the commies say that is unlimited. So be warned when you buy that mulch stuff. Nothing will hurt you and no chemicals etc but sometimes some bottles or trash that won't fit in trash can and when recycle is full.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 30, 2018, 07:01:17 PM
@ksm32

Oddly I was out sorta early (Had to "nap" and that turned into sleep for a weird wake-up in which I sorted out trash (there was a big round of presents) and did another round of dishes (Phil Hendrie's boss would not approve. Only women should do dishes.) So no, appreciable, hangover, and the small one that I did have this morn I attribute to someone who brought sangria that, I suspect, was 'fortified' more than usual, plus because of the fruits which interfere with my meat and potatoes diet. But good. Meat was awesome and had some leftovers since a few folks didn't show up (claim of sickness, I read "college kids partied too much and can't handle.") So just had more for an early supper. Luckily trash (and recycle) is tomorrow because cans full to the point of me actually dumping out, bashing certain things down with boots or hands, repacking stuff so that will fit and so the garbage man will take them and the commies that run the city won't cite for some violation. I'm not above also putting certain things in the "recycle yard waste" bags in a pinch, since the commies say that is unlimited. So be warned when you buy that mulch stuff. Nothing will hurt you and no chemicals etc but sometimes some bottles or trash that won't fit in trash can and when recycle is full.
Well, would it be ok to say that I am very sorry that you don't have a POUNDING thumping head with dry unquenchable thirsty mouth accompanied with vomiting and slightly chunky soupy poops today. ;D

I am all to familiar with the recycle and sanitation trials and tribulations of all that you went through. Perhaps the same commies that run your town run mine as well.

SANGRIA?? Good Lord, that is the only witches brew on Earth that can ruin my day resulting in the less than desirable afflictions I prescribed for you just above. That stuff is eeeevil.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 30, 2018, 07:44:41 PM
Well, would it be ok to say that I am very sorry that you don't have a POUNDING thumping head with dry unquenchable thirsty mouth accompanied with vomiting and slightly chunky soupy poops today. ;D

I am all to familiar with the recycle and sanitation trials and tribulations of all that you went through. Perhaps the same commies that run your town run mine as well.

SANGRIA?? Good Lord, that is the only witches brew on Earth that can ruin my day resulting in the less than desirable afflictions I prescribed for you just above. That stuff is eeeevil.

These commies are everywhere and seek city positions. And, for whatever reason (I blame Californian expats but also homegrown scum) people elect them. "We" even voted down an audit of city spending!! Amazing. And, seeking to "expand" recycling to include food products (already for restaurants but now YOU will have a teaming with smell/disease bin that will be picked up a few weeks later.) These commies are insane. Well, not really, there is an agenda. But, seriously, politics aside, what "common good" is had by it and people accept it? Old food in a bin in a Texas summer? That will help people? The bikers, they spend $$ to promote, will like when riding by? A commie BETO supporter brought the sangria-mix that did me in. Family so. I guess the fundamental problem of real acceptance. They don't but I will. I need a drink and some metal or old country to listen too. Dammit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 01, 2019, 07:25:23 PM
They don't but I will. I need a drink and some metal or old country to listen too. Dammit.

@albrecht Waylon works well in these cases. Best voice in what I call real country and always will be. God bless'em, got some on right now. There was a band called Dirty Looks that I love and their dead too. My all time favorite non famous band. Hell, they weren't much more famous than my band was ;D  Incidentally I got one of those exact leather jackets (seen in the video) for Christmas.  #stellar
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 02, 2019, 05:48:16 PM
They should've casted me for Aquaman. I don't need the muscle suit or the long black hair and I would've done it for 100K. The credits would read "And Introducing KSM32 As, AQUAMAN" those dummies don't know what they missed out on. Although, shouldn't Aquaman have blond hair?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind, The Demon House
Post by: Gd5150 on January 02, 2019, 09:41:30 PM


Just watched this. It’s pretty crazy. The lost footage too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on January 03, 2019, 06:26:09 AM
paul and ella have a bigfoot. perhaps they should sick their dead dogs ghost and a dracula pumpkin on it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2019, 08:05:39 PM
Polar Bear vs USS Connecticut
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 05, 2019, 11:32:23 PM
Polar Bear vs USS Connecticut
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I'm so glad I looked up that story. Thank you, Walks!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 06, 2019, 08:27:37 AM
I'm so glad I looked up that story. Thank you, Walks!  ;D

Sure.  Never realized or even thought about it but I guess naval encounters with big mammals are not unusual in the Arctic.
Here is a Walrus that decide to sun itself on a Russian sub.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on January 07, 2019, 05:01:53 PM
Sure.  Never realized or even thought about it but I guess naval encounters with big mammals are not unusual in the Arctic.
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I wonder if the walrus enjoyed the vodka and pickled herring!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 07, 2019, 06:27:26 PM
Speaking of Walrus's, this is a weird and disturbing movie. Ugh



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 08, 2019, 01:46:03 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahahahaha...

Solidifying my biases...

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/fort-worth/2019/01/08/fort-worth-pastor-called-orlando-massacre-victims-scum-earth-ousted-prostitution-allegations (https://www.dallasnews.com/news/fort-worth/2019/01/08/fort-worth-pastor-called-orlando-massacre-victims-scum-earth-ousted-prostitution-allegations)
Title: Downfall of the Noid
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 12, 2019, 08:27:28 PM
Started thinking about the Domino's Noid of yesteryear and looked into why it disappeared.   It seems there was a real guy named Noid that did not appreciate
the ad campaign and felt that the pizza chain was attacking him personally with it. He then walked into his local Domino's with a .357 looking for a little payback.

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http://www.revealingcartoons.com/scandal-category/scandal/other/article/the-dark-ending-to-the-noid
Title: Re: Downfall of the Noid
Post by: PB on January 12, 2019, 10:18:15 PM
Started thinking about the Domino's Noid of yesteryear and looked into why it disappeared.   It seems there was a real guy named Noid that did not appreciate
the ad campaign and felt that the pizza chain was attacking him personally with it. He then walked into his local Domino's with a .357 looking for a little payback...

Dang, how did I miss that!

Dominoes hasn't had great luck with their ad campaigns, ending their ''30 minuets delivery or free'' slogan when they began getting sued by people being injured or killed by delivery drivers trying to beat the clock..

https://www.change.org/p/dominos-stop-the-deaths-end-your-30-minute-delivery-guarantee   (https://www.change.org/p/dominos-stop-the-deaths-end-your-30-minute-delivery-guarantee)
Title: Liars Club
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 13, 2019, 06:39:48 AM
Fun video of the old Liars Club show.  4 Celebs spin a yarn about a weird doodad and the contestants have to
pick out who is telling the truth.

Title: Beyond Reason
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 13, 2019, 09:05:23 AM
Clip from the old game show Beyond Reason that pitted an Astrologer, Graphologist and a Clairvoyant against each other to identify a
hidden guest.   

Here the panel struggles a bit with Stan Lee:


Here Irene Hughes guesses J. Allen Hynek straight away:
https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1828918207

The Astrologer correctly guesses Betty Hill:
https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1828918847
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 13, 2019, 09:11:14 AM
I was going to rant about being a landlord... Well, all I can say is the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves.

I will no longer be a landlord soon.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 13, 2019, 11:26:46 AM
... the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves...

You put a hit out on a tenant?  Sometimes enough is enough
Title: Re: Liars Club
Post by: ShayP on January 13, 2019, 04:22:03 PM
Fun video of the old Liars Club show.  4 Celebs spin a yarn about a weird doodad and the contestants have to
pick out who is telling the truth.

@Walks_At_Night  I loved that game show.  Especially the setting that seemed it was in a tavern. (at least to me)
I know there was a remake, but I always hoped it would come back with the original vigor.   :)
Title: Re: Liars Club
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 13, 2019, 04:29:55 PM
@Walks_At_Night  I loved that game show.  Especially the setting that seemed it was in a tavern. (at least to me)
I know there was a remake, but I always hoped it would come back with the original vigor.   :)

I loved it as well.  In poking around on Youtube, I found an episode of an earlier version that had Rod Serling as the host:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on January 16, 2019, 06:52:46 PM
Youtube bans "Birdbox Challenge."  Amazing that people would do this stuff, anyway.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/46888632 

"Bird Box Challenge wey be one of di latest dangerous prank for YouTube, start afta Netflix launch one feem, Birdbox wey show as di movie characters dey waka wit blindfold to survive. Na so some pipo wey watch di feem begin blindfold dia eyes dey drive, waka for train track and oda dangerous tins."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2019, 06:51:11 PM
I just want to take the time to wish you all a very merry Second Christmas on Saturday January 19.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on January 20, 2019, 12:30:33 AM
I just want to take the time to wish you all a very merry Second Christmas on Saturday January 19.
Merry Julian calendar Christmas to you, too.  That Bulldog I once helped was re-named Julian.  He would be 13 now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on January 20, 2019, 12:35:33 AM
Today when I saw the Techonolgy thread "Gentlemen, we can re-build him..." I thought they were going to re-build George Noory!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on January 20, 2019, 12:38:45 AM
I was going to rant about being a landlord... Well, all I can say is the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves.

I will no longer be a landlord soon.
I remember those pleasures...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 20, 2019, 01:45:09 AM
I remember those pleasures...

Aye carumba!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 20, 2019, 01:56:36 AM
I was going to rant about being a landlord... Well, all I can say is the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves.

I will no longer be a landlord soon.
@sean92008 I hated being a landlord so I/we/my wife and eye completely renovated and furnished the place and turned it into an Airbnb. It's beautiful! When it's vacant it's like a second house and sometimes we'll just walk over and have coffee ;D Couldn't be happier :) :) :) ;)  Don't know if this would apply to you but hey, food for possible considerable thought.

Cheers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 20, 2019, 02:08:07 AM

You put a hit out on a tenant?  Sometimes enough is enough

Hahahaha.

@sean92008 I hated being a landlord so I/we/my wife and eye completely renovated and furnished the place and turned it into an Airbnb. It's beautiful! When it's vacant it's like a second house and sometimes we'll just walk over and have coffee ;D Couldn't be happier :) :) :) ;)  Don't know if this would apply to you but hey, food for possible considerable thought.

Cheers.

It's in an HOA where short term rentals are banned. Otherwise it's a great way to cash in.  I had a friend renting her house out in Huntington Beach and paid a years worth of expenses in 3 or 4 months.  I hope you do as well as.  It seems like it could be a rewarding enterprise.

I need the cash anyway, college costs...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2019, 12:30:32 PM
A friend of mine called today...  His latest releases (3 of them) are all averaging over four and a half stars and he's having a shit fit over a couple of 1-star reviews by people were friends with someone he cut off working with.

He's panicked.

Fuck.  No wonder Brian Wilson went fucking nuts.  So, I yelled at him for 5 minutes and told him to grow some balls.

It's fucking music and it isn't the fucking Beatles.  I went on to yell at him that if he wants to appeal to a bunch of losers make low 5 figures a year in Western Wyoming, that's great but, if he wants to appeal to Quincy fucking Jones, he needs to put that pussy away.

Goddamnit, his office costs more in a year than my latest car did.

He better leave me something in his estate.  He's going to pop an artery the way he's going.

I want to be his legacy squatter!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 26, 2019, 10:31:02 PM
Happened again tonight. My wife and eye were out for dinner at a nice place that she likes. I don't like it because they can't season a steak to save their lives, but that's another story.  My wife is one of those... hmm, one of those ladies who will spirit out a glass she takes a shine to. The scotch I had came in a very nice and stylish glass and as soon as it hit the table the steeling wheels started turning. she thinks it's ok to do this once in a while because she's a huge tipper and if its a place we frequent she feels she's exempt :o  This happens about twice a year and I never know when the glass thief will make an appearance because she always purses the thing as I make one last watering trip to the latrine before the taxi home.  And then like a cat that brings in the dead bird as a gift she unveils my new scotch glass to add to my collection.


I'm going to turn her in next time. I swear. She is not above the law and perhaps a little hard time in the lady big house might do her some good.   Only way she'll learn.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 27, 2019, 01:19:59 PM
This was my neighbor. I don’t ski out of bounds, but I carry a candy bar and a bottle of water whenever I ski. He’s lucky to be alive

https://www.summitdaily.com/news/lost-skier-spends-night-in-snow-storm-in-backcountry-outside-steamboat-resort/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 27, 2019, 03:01:38 PM
This was my neighbor. I don’t ski out of bounds, but I carry a candy bar and a bottle of water whenever I ski. He’s lucky to be alive

https://www.summitdaily.com/news/lost-skier-spends-night-in-snow-storm-in-backcountry-outside-steamboat-resort/
Wow, he dodged a bullet. That could've went really bad for him.


Just curious, when you say candy bar what kind are you talking about? Something with nuts, no nuts, solid chocolate? I think a jumbo snickers would be my choice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 27, 2019, 03:13:44 PM
Wow, he dodged a bullet. That could've went really bad for him.


Just curious, when you say candy bar what kind are you talking about? Something with nuts, no nuts, solid chocolate? I think a jumbo snickers would be my choice.

Usually a snickers, a solid dark chocolate bar, or some type of energy bar. Or all three.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 27, 2019, 07:32:41 PM
Bored She Hung Herself   The Banned Episode (https://www.tvobscurities.com/2010/03/a-lost-episode-of-hawaii-five-o/) of Hawaii Five O that was never shown
after the original broadcast when someone actually hanged themselves.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 30, 2019, 08:03:09 AM
This is why you don't move a crazy groupie into your house and let her write Facebook posts for you.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kiss-ace-frehley-gene-simmons-feud-786373/

YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND BUT ALL WILL BE FORGOTTEN IF YOU GIVE ME MY OLD JOB BACK!

Quote
My Reaction to Gene’s Post Today

…Gene, your memory is really incorrect!…I was NEVER FIRED from KISS, I quit twice (not 3-times) of my own free will, because you and Paul are control freaks, untrustworthy and were too difficult to work with!

…Your slanderous remarks about my bad habits over the years has cost me millions of dollars and now that I’m over 12-years sober you’re still saying I can’t be trusted to play a whole nights show! Well that’s exactly what I’ve been doing for the last 12-years with different configurations of “The Ace Frehley Band” to you and Paul’s dismay!

…I’m also the most successful solo artist to come out of the original KISS lineup , and proud of it!…You and Paul have tried to derail my solo career multiple times over the years unsuccessfully.

…I’ve tried to be nice and friendly by inviting you and Paul to perform on my past albums for eOne Music, give each of you guys one of my prized Gibson Les Paul 59′ models, but today’s comments have made me realize you’re just an asshole and a sex addict who’s being sued by multiple Women, and you’re just trying to sweep it all under the carpet!

…The icing on the cake was when you groped my wife and propositioned her in Los Angeles at the Capitol Records building behind my back, when I was trying to help you out at one of your “Vault Experiences” which I only found out about several weeks later…she was planning on pursuing a suit against you, but I told her to call it off!!!

…Well now the gloves are off after your terrible comments today and I’m thinking that this really may be “The End Of The Road Tour” for you guys!!!

….Without a complete and heartfelt apology, an offer to give me my old job back, and removing Tommy from the Throne that I created… THE SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN AND THEY’LL BE NO STOPPING IT-IT’S ON!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 30, 2019, 10:45:46 PM
This
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 01, 2019, 07:32:28 PM
@Whistler a voice in my head told me to post this here.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8335749/lasers-could-beam-messages-directly-to-a-listeners-ear-like-whispering-secret-from-afar-scientists-say/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 01, 2019, 09:57:00 PM
Tax charged on pot:

15% California state marijuana tax
3.5% Berkeley City marijuana tax
9.25% state & local combined general sales tax

It's like buying gas, can't wait for the federal government to demand their cut
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 03, 2019, 03:45:23 PM
People typing in the third person on their backup accounts always makes me chuckle.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 03, 2019, 05:43:03 PM
People typing in the third person on their backup accounts always makes me chuckle.


@Bart Ell   LOL @ your karma. ;D ;D ;D

4!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 03, 2019, 05:46:18 PM
A short history of Super Bowl parties:

Time was a bunch of friends would convene around pizza, chips, dip, and beer to watch the game.  Actually watch the game.  No one babbled incessantly, no one got up and blocked the TV during play.  No one brought their wives and girlfriends - they mostly didn't watch football anyway, and the ones who did were tired of it after a long season and would rather go shopping.

At some point someone would ask if his wife or gf could come, she was either actually interested in the game or it was promised she'd be quiet.  Hell, maybe she'd even cook something.  After that, when the other wives and gfs found out other females were going to be there, they of course insisted on coming along too. 

That was the end of people being able to actually watch the game with friends, and eventually evolved into the Sunday afternoon party (with a game going on somewhere in the background) we know today. 


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on February 03, 2019, 05:49:57 PM
I’m sufficiently unsociable enough to have never endured a super bowl party.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 03, 2019, 05:52:05 PM
I’m sufficiently unsociable enough to have never endured a super bowl party.

You don't know what you're missing.  Well, now you do
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on February 03, 2019, 06:21:43 PM
Tax charged on pot:

15% California state marijuana tax
3.5% Berkeley City marijuana tax
9.25% state & local combined general sales tax

It's like buying gas, can't wait for the federal government to demand their cut

well its still illegal under the feds, so they could just confiscate all that cash.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 03, 2019, 06:40:28 PM
A short history of Super Bowl parties:

Time was a bunch of friends would convene around pizza, chips, dip, and beer to watch the game.  Actually watch the game.  No one babbled incessantly, no one got up and blocked the TV during play.  No one brought their wives and girlfriends - they mostly didn't watch football anyway, and the ones who did were tired of it after a long season and would rather go shopping.

At some point someone would ask if his wife or gf could come, she was either actually interested in the game or it was promised she'd be quiet.  Hell, maybe she'd even cook something.  After that, when the other wives and gfs found out other females were going to be there, they of course insisted on coming along too. 

That was the end of people being able to actually watch the game with friends, and eventually evolved into the Sunday afternoon party (with a game going on somewhere in the background) we know today. 


By now I'd say it's far beyond football. They have completely infiltrated guy stuff such in all manner of entertainment from UFC to Poker. I love woman, but please just go shopping. Or even bingo! Anything!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 03, 2019, 06:41:22 PM
By now I'd say it's far beyond football. They have completely infiltrated guy stuff such in all manner of entertainment from UFC to Poker. I love woman, but please just go shopping. Or even bingo! Anything! Else!

Who taught them how to get out of the bathroom?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 03, 2019, 06:42:50 PM
well its still illegal under the feds, so they could just confiscate all that cash.

And leave the store with all that tax to pay anyway - nice!

Since it is illegal under federal law, the banks won't give them loans, let them open accounts, or do any business with them.  The banks and credit card companies (Visa, MC, etc) won't give them accounts or machines to take credit and debit cards.

This particular store had a privately owned (non-bank) ATM machine in the corner that people could use but would charge a fee, and apparently the person who owned that would have an account with a bank or cc co...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 03, 2019, 06:42:55 PM
Who taught them how to get out of the bathroom?
Or the kitchen!   



but I didn't say that
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sumethinz new on February 03, 2019, 08:29:59 PM
Or the kitchen!   



but I didn't say that


ksm has gone full Diceman on us now. I knew it was you all along, but the jacket and black blocks just confirmed it!

p.s. I've noticed your karma is now sky-high so I gave you a smite

p.s.s   :-*


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 03, 2019, 10:10:15 PM
This is why you don't move a crazy groupie into your house and let her write Facebook posts for you.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kiss-ace-frehley-gene-simmons-feud-786373/

YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND BUT ALL WILL BE FORGOTTEN IF YOU GIVE ME MY OLD JOB BACK!

I like Ace's house.  Wonder if he'll let me squat in it while he's back on the road with Paul "I use hairspray on my chest hairs" Stanley.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 03, 2019, 10:40:14 PM
I finally identified the bird that yells outside!! That took forever!!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on February 03, 2019, 10:58:20 PM
@Whistler a voice in my head told me to post this here.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8335749/lasers-could-beam-messages-directly-to-a-listeners-ear-like-whispering-secret-from-afar-scientists-say/
Yes, something like this was debut at or near the NY Public Library a few years ago, but now when I Google it, it's gone.

Personally, I think the first thing it should say is, "I am not you", otherwise, how would one know the whisper wasn't one's own thought?

Would it mood check, because some people don't like to hear whispers when they are thinking about something intense.  Like praying.  Or imagining.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 04, 2019, 12:09:15 AM
Oh, this is hilarious!  Another incompetent business hack screws people.  At least he's dead and didn't go on a seedy binge in some country where drugs and underage prostitutes were there for a price...

https://gizmodo.com/crypto-exchange-says-it-cant-repay-190-million-to-clie-1832309454/amp
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 04, 2019, 11:58:25 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 04, 2019, 06:51:06 PM
Fell down the last six steps of a long staircase while carrying a miter saw today in a customers home. I'm fine but my ego is bruised beyond recognition. There's no advil for that!   :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on February 05, 2019, 06:53:39 AM
Fell down the last six steps of a long staircase while carrying a miter saw today in a customers home. I'm fine but my ego is bruised beyond recognition. There's no advil for that!   :-[
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on February 05, 2019, 09:49:38 PM
Fell down the last six steps of a long staircase while carrying a miter saw today in a customers home. I'm fine but my ego is bruised beyond recognition. There's no advil for that!   :-[
You will be sore tomorrow.  Your ego had enough to spare!  You could have been so hurt.  A long time ago, I was in sales.  I also lived in a dark hovel.  One day, I got ready for work but did not realize my socks were mismatched under my pants (not even sure how that could happen, but it did.)  Well, when seated, this embarrassing thing showed.  I had a man all set for a wonderful sale, but his wife refused to buy from me, even though I was recommended to them by a friend.  She had noticed my mismatched socks and didn't trust me.  It would have been reasonable to think I were color blind, considering the colors.  But, no such luck.  I was embarrassed beyond belief.  It would have been better (especially in ratty Portland) not to have worn the socks at all.  Humiliating.  Would you believe to this day I pretty much only wear one color of leggings.  They always match.  Same dye lot too.


I had a teacher in college who said she even wore two mismatched shoes one day - they were the same design and feel, only different colors!  Never get the same design of matched items in separate colors. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on February 05, 2019, 09:53:05 PM
This Gerber baby food ad for life insurance is creeping me out.  It just seems inherently WRONG.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on February 05, 2019, 09:54:28 PM
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Heart attack city!  I heard even if a person stops using, that cocaine leaves some sort of weird bacteria around that can infect the heart decades later.  Not sure if it's true.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 04:14:57 PM
I found a package of what looks like fruit tea in a suitcase I have not used in years.
It may be some time of gelatin and not tea at all!
It is from Poland.
The package, not the suitcase.
It has a best before date.
2013.
Since I have been left unsupervised I will be trying it tonight.
Is it a widowmaker?
Time will tell.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 04:36:25 PM
Not good.
Still not sure what it is.
Not good.
Not good at all.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on February 10, 2019, 04:40:51 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 10, 2019, 04:49:33 PM
I found a package of what looks like fruit tea in a suitcase I have not used in years.
It may be some time of gelatin and not tea at all!
It is from Poland.
The package, not the suitcase.
It has a best before date.
2013.
Since I have been left unsupervised I will be trying it tonight.
Is it a widowmaker?
Time will tell.
Living on the edge, Bart
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 04:53:09 PM
Not good.
Still not sure what it is.
Not good.
Not good at all.

The power of the five Morgs!  will protect you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:09:34 PM
The power of the five Morgs!  will protect you.

Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 10, 2019, 05:13:27 PM
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.

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Freezer maybe?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 05:13:49 PM
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.

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Out of Gdansk.  There's your problem.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:18:45 PM
Freezer maybe?

Too late.
IT IS IN ME!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 05:20:10 PM
Too late.
IT IS IN ME!



MORG!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 10, 2019, 05:21:00 PM
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.

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Raspberry, cranberry and hibiscus?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 10, 2019, 05:24:56 PM
Too late.
IT IS IN ME!

You can get in the freezer
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 10, 2019, 05:27:00 PM
You can get in the freezer

Or maybe he could just go outside. I mean, it's Canada in winter....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 05:30:15 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:33:25 PM
Or maybe he could just go outside. I mean, it's Canada in winter....

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on February 10, 2019, 05:34:24 PM
Too late.
IT IS IN ME!
hall of fame?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:36:10 PM
hall of fame?

Maybe posthumously
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 10, 2019, 05:42:24 PM
Or maybe he could just go outside. I mean, it's Canada in winter....

Right, there is ALWAYS a solution.

And BART, we can help.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:51:33 PM


MORG!

Morg! is evil and makes people do strange things!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 05:53:35 PM
Morg! is evil and makes people do strange things!

You begin to understand......................

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on February 10, 2019, 05:55:37 PM
You begin to understand......................

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What a little sweetie! Is that kiwi fruit he's munching on?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 10, 2019, 05:56:39 PM
You begin to understand......................

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He's a cutie
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:56:57 PM
What a little sweetie! Is that kiwi fruit he's munching on?

Kiwi is the tuna of fruit.
Kiwi fruit.
Tuna fish.

I am off to have some chicken bird.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 06:00:11 PM
In full disclosure the "nom nom" video is not actually Morg!   just a cousin.   Looks like Kiwi to me though. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 10, 2019, 06:01:57 PM
In full disclosure the "nom nom" video is not actually Morg!   just a cousin.   Looks like Kiwi to me though.

I’m guessing a grape.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on February 10, 2019, 06:29:27 PM
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.

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This is what they gave their secret agents in case they were caught. Bart Ell memorial bench?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 10, 2019, 07:10:35 PM
You will be sore tomorrow.  Your ego had enough to spare!  You could have been so hurt.  A long time ago, I was in sales.  I also lived in a dark hovel.  One day, I got ready for work but did not realize my socks were mismatched under my pants (not even sure how that could happen, but it did.)  Well, when seated, this embarrassing thing showed.  I had a man all set for a wonderful sale, but his wife refused to buy from me, even though I was recommended to them by a friend.  She had noticed my mismatched socks and didn't trust me.  It would have been reasonable to think I were color blind, considering the colors.  But, no such luck.  I was embarrassed beyond belief.  It would have been better (especially in ratty Portland) not to have worn the socks at all.  Humiliating.  Would you believe to this day I pretty much only wear one color of leggings.  They always match.  Same dye lot too.


I had a teacher in college who said she even wore two mismatched shoes one day - they were the same design and feel, only different colors!  Never get the same design of matched items in separate colors.
I recently checked a couple of ski girls into my Airbnb and the one who's name was on the reservation was dressed like pippy longstockings, a complete mismatched mess. However, they were very nice and left the place in immaculate condition and I gave them a great review. I think they had the hots for me.   But I think that about every woman I meet so who knows.. :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 10, 2019, 07:19:41 PM
Got a quote by www.herobuilders.com for a life size doll of Fats the dummy from the movie, Magic (1977) it's my favorite movie of all time.


The quote came in at $2,995. US.  That's an expensive doll. I dunno……….
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 10, 2019, 07:29:04 PM
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I don't know where in maple land you live. Those above states are currently covered in snow, aren't they?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 11, 2019, 04:26:18 AM
I don't know where in maple land you live. Those above states are currently covered in snow, aren't they?

I am snowless
I also survived the ancient powder dessert.
I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on February 11, 2019, 07:37:36 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 11, 2019, 08:38:49 PM
A Berkeley bum with style.  The melting Rubik's cube t-shirt brings the outfit together

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on February 12, 2019, 08:06:58 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 23, 2019, 08:50:09 PM
This wouldn't really work..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on February 24, 2019, 12:49:54 PM
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/woman-exposes-herself-stops-traffic-in-downtown-austin/1806308185 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-man-arrested-accused-of-firing-gun-into-ground-to-test-it-out-/1806279609
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on February 24, 2019, 03:05:38 PM
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/woman-exposes-herself-stops-traffic-in-downtown-austin/1806308185 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-man-arrested-accused-of-firing-gun-into-ground-to-test-it-out-/1806279609

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 28, 2019, 04:36:03 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on February 28, 2019, 08:12:57 AM
That is flipping amazing!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 02, 2019, 01:00:33 AM
If you’re a felon carrying an illegal firearm, don’t shoot yourself in the dick.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/indiana-shooting-accident-690523
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 09, 2019, 07:38:21 AM

Stupid Daylight Savings. There are only so many hours of daylight no matter how the clocks are set. I'm all about falling back. No way am I ready to spring forward
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on March 09, 2019, 08:02:38 AM
Somehow that seems right.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on March 09, 2019, 12:30:56 PM
Stupid Daylight Savings. There are only so many hours of daylight no matter how the clocks are set. I'm all about falling back. No way am I ready to spring forward

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on March 09, 2019, 04:05:07 PM
Stupid Daylight Savings. There are only so many hours of daylight no matter how the clocks are set. I'm all about falling back. No way am I ready to spring forward

It's past time to end this "bass-ackwards" clock-changing and watch-winding chronological psychosis that saves no light when the months are dark. A candidate, for president, would be a certainty to get elected if they vowed to end DST.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 10, 2019, 04:33:29 PM
Food label:  Ingredients:  Organic palm oil...

Umm, no one buying crap with palm oil in it gives a shit if it's organic or not...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 10, 2019, 04:36:03 PM
Food label:  Ingredients:  Organic palm oil...

Umm, no one buying crap with palm oil in it gives a shit if it's organic or not...

What is inorganic palm oil?   WD-40?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 10, 2019, 05:40:49 PM
What is inorganic palm oil?   WD-40?

WD-40 is fish oil if I recall correctly. I know it works as an attractant if you squirt it on plastic worms.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 10, 2019, 05:54:12 PM
Whoo-hoo, it's almost 6 pm and there's another hour of daylight.  Tomorrow will be my first after work bike ride of '19...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 10, 2019, 06:01:51 PM
Whoo-hoo, it's almost 6 pm and there's another hour of daylight.  Tomorrow will be my first after work bike ride of '19...

Yeah.  What PB said.  Take that Daylight Savings Time haters.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 10, 2019, 06:02:52 PM
WD-40 is fish oil if I recall correctly. I know it works as an attractant if you squirt it on plastic worms.

Didn't know that.    Just figured it came out of some tub deep in the bowels of Dow Chemical or where ever.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on March 11, 2019, 10:44:03 AM
Yeah.  What PB said.  Take that Daylight Savings Time haters.
Right on!

We just need to make it year round. 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 11, 2019, 12:12:09 PM
Thanks for ruining my Monday, Kajagoogoo bass guy.
The Bart is slap happy after going head to head with Too Shy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on March 11, 2019, 11:57:41 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 12, 2019, 12:57:49 AM
Thanks for ruining my Monday, Kajagoogoo bass guy.
The Bart is slap happy after going head to head with Too Shy.

Oh crap!  Now I gotta remember Kaja and Limahl(sp?) crying about the future they weren't going to have after they fired his ass.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on March 12, 2019, 02:43:30 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on March 12, 2019, 04:20:18 PM
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That's the head of MM after his hit piece on Tucker Carlson failed to ruffle TC. Let's hope that they have some "SPLC moments".
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on March 12, 2019, 04:45:46 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

Nailed it!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on March 13, 2019, 03:55:56 PM
;D ;D ;D

Nailed it!

Karma nailed the head of MM. His glass house shattered.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 18, 2019, 07:34:28 PM
New neighbor moved in across the street. All the snow is finally melting, today was sunny and beautiful so I couldn't help but notice him sitting on his tailgate playing the violin as I was arriving home. Beautiful music throughout the immediate neighborhood, it made the sunny day a little extra sunny :) I should have waved or said something..  next time!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 22, 2019, 02:31:30 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on March 22, 2019, 06:45:49 PM
https://www.cnet.com/news/wearable-penis-camera-lets-you-record-your-achievements/?utm_source=reddit.com
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 22, 2019, 08:03:03 PM
https://www.cnet.com/news/wearable-penis-camera-lets-you-record-your-achievements/?utm_source=reddit.com
Good, Lord!  I may have to reactivate my twitter account for that one. This world done lost its miiinnnd.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on March 23, 2019, 02:19:57 PM
my peach tree is in bloom.
i know Bart loves my peaches, but he cannot shake my tree.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 23, 2019, 02:31:45 PM
my peach tree is in bloom.
i know Bart loves my peaches, but he cannot shake my tree.

Post of the century right there folks.

That’s a wrap.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on March 23, 2019, 05:09:43 PM
What will be the next shoe to drop? Plato was also right about Atlantis? He was later proven right about Troy  ;) 


Herodotus Proven Correct

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/mar/17/nile-shipwreck-herodotus-archaeologists-thonis-heraclion
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 23, 2019, 06:40:00 PM
Plato was also right about Atlantis? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on March 23, 2019, 07:25:55 PM


While the actual recipe is a trade secret, per wiki it was "was devised at the request of Kroger Grocery, which wanted a product that could clean coal residue from wallpaper!"  I recall mom making something like this instead of buying the branded product. I don't really recall it but something homemade versus the store bought branded item. This recipe comes from a convicted person via 18 U.S. Code § 1001 the go-to when the government wants to get someone, for something.

2 cups flour
1 cup salt
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
2 1/2 teaspoons cream of tartar
2 cups cold water
Food coloring
Wooden board
Plastic bag or container
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 24, 2019, 06:11:50 PM
While the actual recipe is a trade secret, per wiki it was "was devised at the request of Kroger Grocery, which wanted a product that could clean coal residue from wallpaper!"  I recall mom making something like this instead of buying the branded product. I don't really recall it but something homemade versus the store bought branded item. This recipe comes from a convicted person via 18 U.S. Code § 1001 the go-to when the government wants to get someone, for something.

2 cups flour
1 cup salt
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
2 1/2 teaspoons cream of tartar
2 cups cold water
Food coloring
Wooden board
Plastic bag or container
I add chocolate chips to mine. Myyy secret, shhhh ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 25, 2019, 10:17:20 PM
Referring to more than one Bigfoot as Sasquatches is a cop out. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 25, 2019, 10:24:54 PM
Referring to more than one Bigfoot as Sasquatches is a cop out.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 28, 2019, 10:11:25 PM
This just in:

Steven Tyler found to be 91% scarfs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on March 29, 2019, 06:55:39 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 31, 2019, 03:45:13 PM
March Madness doesn't appear all that mad this year
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on March 31, 2019, 03:54:51 PM
March Madness doesn't appear all that mad this year

It appears that this year's March *does* have a lot of madness. Just look at Jussie Smollet and the Democratic politicians.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 01, 2019, 08:48:45 AM
It appears that this year's March *does* have a lot of madness. Just look at Jussie Smollet and the Democratic politicians.

It's hard to dunk on those pesky whiteface guys, no?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 01, 2019, 04:36:18 PM
It's hard to dunk on those pesky whiteface guys, no?

I couldn't tell you. I have yet to play basketball with a mime.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 02, 2019, 10:10:07 AM
I couldn't tell you. I have yet to play basketball with a mime.

At 1 AM in Chicago under the El...uh huh... ::)

I hear they dribble furiously.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 02, 2019, 03:51:21 PM
At 1 AM in Chicago under the El...uh huh... ::)

I hear they dribble furiously.

They just *pretend* to dribble furiously. I play most of my pickup games at 2:00 AM during a polar vortex.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 02, 2019, 06:54:17 PM
They just *pretend* to dribble furiously. I play most of my pickup games at 2:00 AM during a polar vortex.

Dunking has got to be a freaking biotch!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 02, 2019, 09:47:46 PM
Dunking has got to be a freaking biotch!

It is. The coffee freezes before I can even get my donut to the cup.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 03, 2019, 08:49:17 AM
It is. The coffee freezes before I can even get my donut to the cup.

 ;D

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on April 04, 2019, 11:26:58 AM
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/arkansas-idiots-670389

I love the explanation one of the people gave the police. He was fired upon by an "mystery assailant" because he was protecting a person, who he called "an asset." I'm sure the cops thought the story plausible. After all the British secret services always choose drunken rednecks in Arkansas for their agencies. I guess he was a "double-naught spy."  And the brilliance, after the truth was revealed, of deciding to "test out" a bullet-proof vest over drinking.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 04, 2019, 12:52:43 PM
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/arkansas-idiots-670389

I love the explanation one of the people gave the police. He was fired upon by an "mystery assailant" because he was protecting a person, who he called "an asset." I'm sure the cops thought the story plausible. After all the British secret services always choose drunken rednecks in Arkansas for their agencies. I guess he was a "double-naught spy."  And the brilliance, after the truth was revealed, of deciding to "test out" a bullet-proof vest over drinking.

At least no whiteface or bleach was involved... ;D

I'm tellin' ya, this whole society is apeshit k00k00 now!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 04, 2019, 04:36:18 PM
At least no whiteface or bleach was involved... ;D

I'm tellin' ya, this whole society is apeshit k00k00 now!

I think that I'm in a parallel universe. I'm starting a Go Fund Me page to raise funds to take me back to my real reality.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 05, 2019, 09:05:36 AM
I think that I'm in a parallel universe. I'm starting a Go Fund Me page to raise funds to take me back to my real reality.



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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 09, 2019, 08:31:53 PM
Jim Rome interviews Maury Povich:

https://omny.fm/shows/the-jim-rome-podcast/67-maury-povich-1-22-2019
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 09, 2019, 08:38:42 PM
Jim Rome

Knew it.
You'll see what I mean Sunday night.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 09, 2019, 08:42:17 PM
Knew it.
You'll see what I mean Sunday night.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on April 11, 2019, 04:30:40 AM
Julian Assange arrested at Ecuadorian embassy in London
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/11/julian-assange-arrested-at-ecuadorian-embassy-wikileaks
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 11, 2019, 09:44:52 AM
Julian Assange arrested at Ecuadorian embassy in London
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/11/julian-assange-arrested-at-ecuadorian-embassy-wikileaks

 >:(

Disappointed to the max!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 11, 2019, 11:17:00 AM
The question, of course, is did he set up a doomsday document dump in case of arrest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 11, 2019, 11:29:38 AM
The question, of course, is did he set up a doomsday document dump in case of arrest.

Or...

" @POTUS has been silent on this situation, which is kind of weird in itself. He usually has a lot to say on many topics and this is a BIG one. I believe the extradition warrant is so he can bring Assange to the U.S., pardon him, and then use him to demolish what's left of the left."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 11, 2019, 12:53:55 PM
Or...

" @POTUS has been silent on this situation, which is kind of weird in itself. He usually has a lot to say on many topics and this is a BIG one. I believe the extradition warrant is so he can bring Assange to the U.S., pardon him, and then use him to demolish what's left of the left."

Interesting take!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 11, 2019, 01:40:34 PM
Waiting, hoping...guessing... :-X
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 11, 2019, 04:17:39 PM
Or...

" @POTUS has been silent on this situation, which is kind of weird in itself. He usually has a lot to say on many topics and this is a BIG one. I believe the extradition warrant is so he can bring Assange to the U.S., pardon him, and then use him to demolish what's left of the left."

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225 (https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 11, 2019, 04:25:20 PM


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Where are those dog scientists when we need them? Set my Wayback Machine to 1980, good (boy) doctor.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 11, 2019, 05:16:33 PM
Waiting, hoping...guessing... :-X

Hm?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 12, 2019, 11:10:09 AM
https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225 (https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225)

I recall this scene:



 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 12, 2019, 11:11:04 AM
Where are those dog scientists when we need them? Set my Wayback Machine to 1980, good (boy) doctor.

Can I take you back 10 more, you'd have LOVED the 70s!

 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 12, 2019, 11:12:01 AM
Hm?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 12, 2019, 02:15:51 PM
While out for my best friends wife's birthday dinner on Tuesday night I boasted about being invincible and never getting sick ETC. Woke up Wednesday morning with a cold/cough flu like virus that is expected to have me completely out of commission for up to ten days. Two jobs cancelled = -$$$$ and will now be stuck on the couch in misery while the sun shines and the birds sing as glorious life continues for everybody but.. :'(

#MortalHuman #GotWhatIDeserved
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 12, 2019, 06:23:03 PM
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Whats it?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 12, 2019, 06:23:39 PM
While out for my best friends wife's birthday dinner on Tuesday night I boasted about being invincible and never getting sick ETC. Woke up Wednesday morning with a cold/cough flu like virus that is expected to have me completely out of commission for up to ten days. Two jobs cancelled = -$$$$ and will now be stuck on the couch in misery while the sun shines and the birds sing as glorious life continues for everybody but.. :'(

#MortalHuman #GotWhatIDeserved

Tissues with lotion in them are nice
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 13, 2019, 09:38:19 AM
While out for my best friends wife's birthday dinner on Tuesday night I boasted about being invincible and never getting sick ETC. Woke up Wednesday morning with a cold/cough flu like virus that is expected to have me completely out of commission for up to ten days. Two jobs cancelled = -$$$$ and will now be stuck on the couch in misery while the sun shines and the birds sing as glorious life continues for everybody but.. :'(

#MortalHuman #GotWhatIDeserved

Not being superstitious, but...I think your avatar change may have been contributory. :o

Might go back to the speed bags for a karma +?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 13, 2019, 08:33:40 PM
Not being superstitious, but...I think your avatar change may have been contributory. :o

Might go back to the speed bags for a karma +?
I throw the pouting crying boy up whenever I'm down with a "cold" so he doesn't make an appearance very often. Being that I am well on the mend I'll tuck him in and let em' sleep until next I'm sick. I haven't straight punched, side punched, hook punched or elbowed my bags for five days now. Getting a little irritated to say the least. >:(

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 14, 2019, 08:39:59 AM
I throw the pouting crying boy up whenever I'm down with a "cold" so he doesn't make an appearance very often. Being that I am well on the mend I'll tuck him in and let em' sleep until next I'm sick. I haven't straight punched, side punched, hook punched or elbowed my bags for five days now. Getting a little irritated to say the least. >:(
I can just imagine, nice spread, sweet Telecaster Thinline, C Crane radio, bullwhip...but that bolt action, not a Mauser is it?

Seriously that is one sweet man cave! ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on April 14, 2019, 11:29:01 AM
strawberries, 36 lbs of them.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 14, 2019, 12:57:25 PM
I can just imagine, nice spread, sweet Telecaster Thinline, C Crane radio, bullwhip...but that bolt action, not a Mauser is it?

Seriously that is one sweet man cave! ;D
The U-bolt is a Forza Hypersonic Swivel (very fast) But that only accounts for a small percentage of serious baggin'. The real action takes place on a Ball Hook swivel that is omni directional (see main platform)

#SpeedBagBible
#AlanKahn


We really should have a man cave thread.  ;D :D

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 14, 2019, 08:03:16 PM
strawberries, 36 lbs of them.
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@wr250 Those are stunning! A fantastic additive in protein shakes with yogurt and a few other things. However, best enjoyed as shown in your pictures :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 15, 2019, 09:17:06 AM
The U-bolt is a Forza Hypersonic Swivel (very fast) But that only accounts for a small percentage of serious baggin'. The real action takes place on a Ball Hook swivel that is omni directional (see main platform)

#SpeedBagBible
#AlanKahn


We really should have a man cave thread.  ;D :D

+111111!!!!

We do and you just won the prize! ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 17, 2019, 12:20:50 PM
Dead isn't really "dead"...

https://www.foxnews.com/science/when-you-die-you-know-youre-dead-because-your-brain-keeps-working-scientist-claims
We know we are dead when we die because our brains keep working to make us aware of what's happening around us, haunting new research suggests.

Top medical experts have forever been at loggerheads over what happens when humans die, with anecdotal evidence of bright lights and flashes reported by people who have 'come back' being the cause of much debate.

However, a new study suggests your consciousness carries on functioning after your heart stops beating and your body movements fail.

This means you are essentially 'trapped' inside your dead body with your brain still working, if only for a short time.

Survivors of cardiac arrest were aware of what was going on around them while they were 'dead' before being 'brought back to life', the study revealed.

More surprising still, there is evidence to suggest the deceased may even hear themselves being pronounced dead by doctors.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 17, 2019, 12:29:46 PM
Especially in men.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/04/17/714289322/scientists-restore-some-function-in-the-brains-of-dead-pigs
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 17, 2019, 12:35:13 PM
Especially in men.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/04/17/714289322/scientists-restore-some-function-in-the-brains-of-dead-pigs

A fascinating read, the law of unintended consequences comes swiftly into play:

Quote
Research like this could complicate the effort to secure organs for transplant from people who have been declared brain-dead, according to another commentary written by Case Western Reserve University bioethicists Stuart Youngner and Insoo Hyun.

If people who are declared brain-dead could become candidates for attempts at brain resuscitation, they write, "it could become harder for physicians or family members to be convinced that further medical intervention is futile."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 17, 2019, 05:48:50 PM
Dead isn't really "dead"...  *snip*
More surprising still, there is evidence to suggest the deceased may even hear themselves being pronounced dead by doctors.[/i]

That's just horrible. I want no part of it. That's that, I'm not doing it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on April 17, 2019, 05:59:57 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 17, 2019, 06:11:02 PM
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Right
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2019, 07:04:49 AM
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 18, 2019, 07:32:28 AM
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.
So (ha) do you go for sadness with things like minor keys, or the ominous like Bernard Herrmann’s major third progressiona?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2019, 07:43:08 AM
So (ha) do you go for sadness with things like minor keys, or the ominous like Bernard Herrmann’s major third progressiona?

Sadness in poverty porn is very rare.
Lots of C Major to emphasize the carefree fun of life on benefits and the occasional G Minor for people you are supposed to have sympathy for.

There are dozens of shows like this one, they can't get enough poverty porn!


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 18, 2019, 08:06:19 AM
This poverty porn is a hoot, if we tried to do it in the US, it would be racist, sexist and homophobic.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2019, 08:09:27 AM
This poverty porn is a hoot, if we tried to do it in the US, it would be racist, sexist and homophobic.

I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH!
HOW CAN I PAY IF I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH??
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 18, 2019, 08:30:30 AM
I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH!
HOW CAN I PAY IF I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH??

Monopoly?
Coupon?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2019, 08:37:02 AM
I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH!
HOW CAN I PAY IF I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH??

Subscriptions
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 18, 2019, 09:39:26 AM
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.

You scored THIS show?

 :o

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/swearing-kids-drugaddled-parents-benefits-street-paved-way-for-poverty-porn-debate/news-story/4f28f1167bbeab057035269a421448e6?nk=6e0ed76b9e97204d5cc4225f072038e3-1555605507
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on April 18, 2019, 10:29:17 AM
This poverty porn is a hoot, if we tried to do it in the US, it would be racist, sexist and homophobic.
I'm not sure about that.  A lot of the poor here have serious medical issues.  I know of someone whose prescription is over $1000/month.  There would probably be some drug addicts in the show, maybe some who can't get food stamps because they sold them.  I haven't seen any poor gay people in years.  Single mothers.  Service workers.  Disabled people who fall through the cracks and don't get enough benefits.  People who miss the loss of their meals on wheels. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 18, 2019, 11:13:49 AM
Mediphobic, then.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on April 18, 2019, 11:15:32 AM
Midget trapeze act.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2019, 12:39:00 PM
You scored THIS show?

 :o

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/swearing-kids-drugaddled-parents-benefits-street-paved-way-for-poverty-porn-debate/news-story/4f28f1167bbeab057035269a421448e6?nk=6e0ed76b9e97204d5cc4225f072038e3-1555605507

That's low budget drivel.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 18, 2019, 03:25:08 PM
That's low budget drivel.

Ha!

The show you're scroing has that distinctly "Cops" feel to it, very upbeat and mater of fact eviction stuff!

Like the piano work - moves it right along in a Jackie Terrason kinda manner. ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2019, 03:46:52 PM
Ha!

The show you're scroing has that distinctly "Cops" feel to it, very upbeat and mater of fact eviction stuff!

Like the piano work - moves it right along in a Jackie Terrason kinda manner. ::)

I didn't do that one, either.
It was an example of the kind of poverty porn they love in Britain.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 18, 2019, 04:04:25 PM
I didn't do that one, either.
It was an example of the kind of poverty porn they love in Britain.

Ah, no worries, apparently it's a fairly broad program channel there, which is a tad depressing, innit?

Look, maybe one day you'll get a call from Lady Sonia - now that would be a bouncy little score!

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Heh....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 18, 2019, 06:16:16 PM
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.

I grew up in *porn poverty*. There wasn't a Playboy in the house.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on April 18, 2019, 10:29:38 PM
I grew up in *porn poverty*. There wasn't a Playboy in the house.
I created porn poverty.  My boyfriends were mad.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 18, 2019, 11:51:21 PM
Ah, no worries, apparently it's a fairly broad program channel there, which is a tad depressing, innit?

Look, maybe one day you'll get a call from Lady Sonia - now that would be a bouncy little score!

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Heh....

Open toed shoes with stockings... well that's a choice...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 19, 2019, 05:25:10 AM
So anyone else pulling for Team Ed in Woot!Ball (https://forums.woot.com/t/wootball-on-twitch-friday-4-19-19/416234) later today?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 19, 2019, 05:28:38 AM
So anyone else pulling for Team Ed in Woot!Ball (https://forums.woot.com/t/wootball-on-twitch-friday-4-19-19/416234) later today?



One T away from greatness.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 08:21:37 AM
I created porn poverty.  My boyfriends were mad.

DOH!!! :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 08:22:50 AM
Open toed shoes with stockings... well that's a choice...
Isn't it just...though I've trouble faulting the failsafe array of garters... ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 08:23:48 AM
One T away from greatness.

Chum Lee has put some weight back on... 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 05:05:49 PM
I created porn poverty.  My boyfriends were mad.

I bet they were. You pulled a Reverse Hefner.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 05:10:40 PM
Otoh...no pun intended...she clearly had the situation "handled"... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 20, 2019, 11:30:37 AM
I am ill. I have a cold.



*achoo*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 11:39:45 AM
Get well soon.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 20, 2019, 11:45:44 AM
Get well soon.

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Thank you
How are you, what is new?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 11:51:38 AM
I'm dandy thanks, and just getting my freak on with Erinn F's videos - oh my, the former Seraphim27 of ballgrab has her whack on convincingly:



Props to Brig, she turns up more dirt than a platoon of Hoovers!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 21, 2019, 05:53:48 PM
There really should be a thread called Things That Absolutely Infuriate You. Sometimes annoyed doesn't even come close.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on April 21, 2019, 05:54:52 PM
There really should be a thread called Things That Absolutely Infuriate You. Sometimes annoyed doesn't even come close.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 05:56:46 PM
There really should be a thread called Things That Absolutely Infuriate You. Sometimes annoyed doesn't even come close.

You are a mod here, you could start a new thread.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 22, 2019, 08:35:31 PM
You are a mod here, you could start a new thread.
Yeah I know, but such a vulgar display of power would seem so shameless for even ME!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 23, 2019, 10:11:49 AM
Yeah I know, but such a vulgar display of power would seem so shameless for even ME!

Glove up buddy, git your bag bashers on!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 23, 2019, 08:32:52 PM
Glove up buddy, git your bag bashers on!

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No gloves, no wraps. If we're so infuriated it's just gotta be bareknuckle brutality righteous anger style soapboxing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 23, 2019, 10:10:59 PM

Gotta love San Diego. Tonight's top story on the local news was, "New E-scooter Regulations Bill Approved"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 08:20:10 AM
No gloves, no wraps. If we're so infuriated it's just gotta be bareknuckle brutality righteous anger style soapboxing.

Dig it!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 08:27:34 AM
Gotta love San Diego. Tonight's top story on the local news was, "New E-scooter Regulations Bill Approved"
Instead of tracing an arc from 2014:

https://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/craig-bannister/illegal-aliens-storm-beach-san-diego-second-attempt-thwarted
August 28, 2014
Illegal aliens successfully landed on a San Diego beach in a panga boat on Monday and ran to shore - but, when another group tried the same thing on Tuesday, U.S. Customs and Border (CBP) agents were waiting for them.

Around 7am Monday morning, a horde of illegal aliens stormed a San Diego beach after coming ashore in a panga boat. They sprinted across the beach and climbed over a wall, entering the city.


All the way to 2019:

https://madworldnews.com/san-diego-copsillegals-trump-250k/

The Trump administration is making no bones about the fact that local police departments which cooperate fully with federal immigration authorities will be rewarded, and handsomely. After San Diego cops began deporting illegal aliens by the thousands, President Donald Trump sent them a “thank you” gift worth a whopping $250,000. This is awesome!

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Thousands-of-Illegal-Immigrants-Live-in-Public-Housing.html

"As long as that waiting list includes American citizens or legal immigrants, there's no reason an illegal alien should occupy any of that housing," said Rosemary Jenks, director of government relations for NumbersUSA, a group that supports curbs on immigration.
In San Diego, applicants are told they can expect to wait five to seven years.
"I don't think we should take a second seat to anyone," said Daryl Ford, who applied for housing aid last year and lives in a San Diego homeless shelter. "We send money to everyone else in the world but we're struggling here."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 24, 2019, 01:42:30 PM
Instead of tracing an arc from 2014:

https://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/craig-bannister/illegal-aliens-storm-beach-san-diego-second-attempt-thwarted
August 28, 2014
Illegal aliens successfully landed on a San Diego beach in a panga boat on Monday and ran to shore - but, when another group tried the same thing on Tuesday, U.S. Customs and Border (CBP) agents were waiting for them.

Around 7am Monday morning, a horde of illegal aliens stormed a San Diego beach after coming ashore in a panga boat. They sprinted across the beach and climbed over a wall, entering the city.


All the way to 2019:

https://madworldnews.com/san-diego-copsillegals-trump-250k/

The Trump administration is making no bones about the fact that local police departments which cooperate fully with federal immigration authorities will be rewarded, and handsomely. After San Diego cops began deporting illegal aliens by the thousands, President Donald Trump sent them a “thank you” gift worth a whopping $250,000. This is awesome!

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Thousands-of-Illegal-Immigrants-Live-in-Public-Housing.html

"As long as that waiting list includes American citizens or legal immigrants, there's no reason an illegal alien should occupy any of that housing," said Rosemary Jenks, director of government relations for NumbersUSA, a group that supports curbs on immigration.
In San Diego, applicants are told they can expect to wait five to seven years.
"I don't think we should take a second seat to anyone," said Daryl Ford, who applied for housing aid last year and lives in a San Diego homeless shelter. "We send money to everyone else in the world but we're struggling here."


Do the illegal aliens ride e-scooters?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 24, 2019, 01:53:44 PM
Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?

You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore

Etc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 02:28:44 PM
Do the illegal aliens ride e-scooters?

Can you imagine if Kate Steinle had been lucky enough to be on one?

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Cue the crocodile tears:

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Muh point wuz - way to focus on the utterly INCONSEQUENTIAL while the city is INVADED. :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 02:29:48 PM
Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?

You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore

Etc.

Dunno if you wrote that but it's enough to make Sweet Lou cry... :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 02:36:21 PM
https://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/illegal-alien-killed-man-on-scooter-in-sanctuary-city-of-philadelphia/
Thomas Dunbar’s last half-hour on Earth was filled with horrific pain.

Police said Dunbar, 36, was riding on motor scooter in Port Richmond at 9:22 p.m. on Wednesday when a 2004 grey Pontiac Aztec struck him as both turned westbound onto Lehigh Avenue from Aramingo.

Dunbar rolled under the Pontiac and was dragged for 240 feet. A woman who was driving behind the Pontiac had to swerve to avoid striking Dunbar as well, which caused another car to slam into her vehicle. Dunbar, of Almond Street near Cambria, was admitted to Hahnemann University Hospital in critical condition. He died at 9:55 p.m.

The man who allegedly struck and killed Dunbar was arrested on Thursday. Police said Ramon Morales, 62, was charged with murder, accident involving death, homicide by vehicle, and involuntary manslaughter. Police said witnesses attempted to stop Morales, of Cedar Street near Allegheny Avenue, the night of the accident, but he fled the scene.


 >:( :( :'( >:(

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 24, 2019, 02:40:51 PM
https://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/illegal-alien-killed-man-on-scooter-in-sanctuary-city-of-philadelphia/
Thomas Dunbar’s last half-hour on Earth was filled with horrific pain.

Police said Dunbar, 36, was riding on motor scooter in Port Richmond at 9:22 p.m. on Wednesday when a 2004 grey Pontiac Aztec struck him as both turned westbound onto Lehigh Avenue from Aramingo.

Dunbar rolled under the Pontiac and was dragged for 240 feet. A woman who was driving behind the Pontiac had to swerve to avoid striking Dunbar as well, which caused another car to slam into her vehicle. Dunbar, of Almond Street near Cambria, was admitted to Hahnemann University Hospital in critical condition. He died at 9:55 p.m.

The man who allegedly struck and killed Dunbar was arrested on Thursday. Police said Ramon Morales, 62, was charged with murder, accident involving death, homicide by vehicle, and involuntary manslaughter. Police said witnesses attempted to stop Morales, of Cedar Street near Allegheny Avenue, the night of the accident, but he fled the scene.


 >:( :( :'( >:(

Not ok
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 02:42:56 PM
Not ok
Like so much else we seem to turn a blind eye to, sigh...

It just hasn't dawned on your average lamestream media cuck that these folks come from a culture that vastly undervalues life from day one. :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 24, 2019, 03:14:16 PM
Makes you think Mr. Dunbar might have been an Easter worshiper.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 03:19:23 PM
Makes you think Mr. Dunbar might have been an Easter worshiper.


I believe the cerveza board says - highly likely...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 24, 2019, 03:39:05 PM

I believe the cerveza board says - highly likely...

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Pretty!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 24, 2019, 04:02:49 PM
Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?

You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore

Etc.

Nice poetry. How are the Dodgers doing? I don't pay attention until playoffs
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 04:25:56 PM
Nice poetry. How are the Dodgers doing? I don't pay attention until playoffs
A simile for Caliphonyans and illegal immigration... ::)

Viva Aztlan?

 :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 24, 2019, 04:27:18 PM
Nice poetry. How are the Dodgers doing? I don't pay attention until playoffs

If they keep losing to the Cubs the way they did last night they will become my third favorite team.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 25, 2019, 08:10:08 AM
If they keep losing to the Cubs the way they did last night they will become my third favorite team.

Congrats! We can celebrate your win and my loss. Since I don't care yet. Even when I care we can celebrate your wins
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 27, 2019, 03:57:27 PM
Karaoke should be outlawed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on April 27, 2019, 04:13:43 PM
Karaoke should be outlawed.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ms. C on April 27, 2019, 04:15:53 PM
Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?

You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore

Etc.

☹️😥😓
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 27, 2019, 07:23:04 PM
2 more posts to 1000. What happens then?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 27, 2019, 07:23:31 PM
2 more posts to 1000. What happens then?
1 more post! I can't take it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 27, 2019, 07:23:54 PM
1 more post! I can't take it
Ah, 1000  I see
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 29, 2019, 05:54:46 PM
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 29, 2019, 06:02:06 PM
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.

Probably much better than being told that you look exactly like Phil Collins.......................
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 29, 2019, 06:05:40 PM
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.

Yes
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 29, 2019, 06:06:40 PM
Probably much better than being told that you look exactly like Phil Collins.......................

That would be my last day on earth.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 29, 2019, 06:10:23 PM
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.
You play drums? I thought you were a musician.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 29, 2019, 06:15:28 PM
You play drums? I thought you were a musician.

I don't respect myself while recording drum and bass tracks.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 29, 2019, 06:16:20 PM
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more.  How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it?  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 29, 2019, 06:19:19 PM
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more.  How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it?  :-\

There is a guy who runs a script and has his account log in every 2 hours to smite people...
Or it could be your sweater.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 29, 2019, 06:22:17 PM
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more.  How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it?  :-\

Nice to see you Shay-meister.   Hope all was well during your hiatus.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 29, 2019, 06:26:21 PM
There is a guy who runs a script and has his account log in every 2 hours to smite people...
Or it could be your sweater.

My Mom made me that sweater and it is sweet, although I'm not fond of the color.  I'll take it as the douche that runs the script is responsible, because I believe someone would be that petty.  Maybe I'm wrong?

Cheers Bart!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 29, 2019, 06:27:57 PM
Nice to see you Shay-meister.   Hope all was well during your hiatus.

Thanks walks!  Good to see you as well.  Overall I've been fair to middlin'.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 29, 2019, 09:54:13 PM
I don't respect myself while recording drum and bass tracks.
Actual hard shell drums, or... you know.. :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 29, 2019, 09:57:05 PM
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more.  How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it?  :-\
@ShayP  You know how sometimes pets will pee on the floor after you go to work because they're angry you left..well, they love you.  Think about it, 54% of Ellgabbers actually believe they are CATS!!  I say take it as a compliment ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 29, 2019, 09:59:13 PM
Actual hard shell drums, or... you know.. :-\

It depends who is paying.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 29, 2019, 10:06:19 PM
It depends who is paying.
So now you're denying our weekend in Aspen?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 29, 2019, 10:10:18 PM
@ShayP  You know how sometimes pets will pee on the floor after you go to work because they're angry you left..well, they love you.  Think about it, 54% of Ellgabbers actually believe they are CATS!!  I say take it as a compliment ;)

I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 29, 2019, 10:37:18 PM
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.
You would have been the 55% Thank you for not being completely insane. And for owning up to the tiny part of you that is.

Not like you need it, but.. +1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on April 29, 2019, 10:39:50 PM
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.
It's a compliment for singing convincingly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 30, 2019, 12:19:08 AM
You would have been the 55% Thank you for not being completely insane. And for owning up to the tiny part of you that is.

Not like you need it, but.. +1

It could be worse. I could've been a furry. Most of them are nice people, but I just can't get into that.

+1 for you!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 30, 2019, 03:43:35 AM
I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.
You’re still young - plenty of time to catch up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 30, 2019, 09:06:21 AM
I've decided on my favorite deodorant.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 30, 2019, 09:29:50 AM
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.
;D

--- and it WORKS!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on April 30, 2019, 09:44:59 AM
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.
Should we believe her?  I dunno, "looks like a cat, talks like a cat", associates with cats....  Is an undercover dog.  For sure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on April 30, 2019, 09:46:33 AM
I've decided on my favorite deodorant.

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Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff.  I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse.  Little old Dove.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 30, 2019, 11:05:05 AM
Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff.  I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse.  Little old Dove.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 30, 2019, 11:40:27 AM
Isn't moisturizing at odds with dry armpits?

 :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 30, 2019, 11:59:50 AM
Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff.  I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse.  Little old Dove.

I can't use antiperspirants and most deodorants where ineffective.  Old Spice was an exception, but I'm sick of using it as long as I have.  The Dove Men's Care brand deodorant isn't sticky or greasy.  Doesn't run. It lasts a long time as well.  They need more scents though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 30, 2019, 12:03:09 PM
I can't use antiperspirants and most deodorants where ineffective.  Old Spice was an exception, but I'm sick of using it as long as I have.  The Dove Men's Care brand deodorant isn't sticky or greasy.  Doesn't run. It lasts a long time as well.  They need more scents though.

I am allergic to antiperspirants so I will try this.
YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 30, 2019, 12:06:44 PM
I am allergic to antiperspirants so I will try this.
YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT!

I started using just a natural deodorant

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 30, 2019, 12:10:17 PM
I started using just a natural deodorant

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The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
I BET YOU STINK LIKE A HIPPIE!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 30, 2019, 12:15:20 PM
The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
I BET YOU STINK LIKE A HIPPIE!

Nope. No patchouli on me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 30, 2019, 12:17:07 PM
I am allergic to antiperspirants so I will try this.
YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT!

LOL!  It works for me!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 30, 2019, 12:19:15 PM
Nope. No patchouli on me.

Only this...  ;D

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 30, 2019, 12:23:56 PM
The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
I BET YOU STINK LIKE A HIPPIE!

Criikey!

At least it's not:

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Made of pine balsam and Euell Gibbons' spittle extract...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on May 01, 2019, 12:43:31 AM
Good to know these things...  As far as Old Spice goes, seems like every brand has a million spin-offs now so you might find a larger selection this year.  Even Irish Spring has about ten different versions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 01, 2019, 03:38:14 AM
The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
Salt consists of chemicals.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 01, 2019, 09:45:47 PM
Regarding the Dove products I must say that the Dove Nutritive shampoo and conditioner are effing fantastic. My wife was told about this by her hairdresser? stylist? whatever they're called.  Both her and I are long hairs and this dove shit at regular grocery store prices is easily as good as the very high priced products found in the beauty parlor. Beauty salon? Whatever..  fuckin worst post ever :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 01, 2019, 10:08:33 PM
Regarding the Dove products I must say that the Dove Nutritive shampoo and conditioner are effing fantastic. My wife was told about this by her hairdresser? stylist? whatever they're called.  Both her and I are long hairs and this dove shit at regular grocery store prices is easily as good as the very high priced products found in the beauty parlor. Beauty salon? Whatever..  fuckin worst post ever :-\

Nah. That’s not even in your top 5.

Congrats on getting the contract.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 01, 2019, 10:23:15 PM

Congrats on getting the contract.
Thank you, GS. :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on May 01, 2019, 11:10:01 PM
LOL!  It works for me!

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ShayP!!!  OMG!  I'm so happy to see you again! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 02, 2019, 10:26:43 AM
ShayP!!!  OMG!  I'm so happy to see you again! ;D ;D ;D

@StarrMountain  Thank you!  :)  Happy to see you too.  Hope all is well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 02, 2019, 11:16:14 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 02, 2019, 06:49:11 PM
He gonna bite ya bum

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 02, 2019, 06:58:24 PM
He gonna bite ya bum



OMG!

Is THAT how Dr. MD MD got back in?

 ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 02, 2019, 07:16:35 PM
 ;D  1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 03, 2019, 09:37:43 AM

The Internet and Electronic Gods hate me. If I am to remain in the twenty-first century, I must find a way to appease them
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 03, 2019, 10:00:10 AM
The Internet and Electronic Gods hate me. If I am to remain in the twenty-first century, I must find a way to appease them

Renounce "sanctuary cities" and all will be forgiven, truly... 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 03, 2019, 06:48:51 PM
The Internet and Electronic Gods hate me. If I am to remain in the twenty-first century, I must find a way to appease them

Well, you might have to move back to the United States..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 03, 2019, 10:11:21 PM
Renounce "sanctuary cities" and all will be forgiven, truly... 8)

You're making that up. No such thing
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 03, 2019, 10:14:22 PM
Well, you might have to move back to the United States..

Seems pretty drastic. Can't I just wave some sage around? Or sacrifice a virgin? If I can find one. How about Doc?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 09:16:42 AM
You're making that up. No such thing

Really?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 04, 2019, 09:54:36 AM
Really?

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Did you lose your way heading back to Politics? Careful Doc, Metron, Horseshit. At this rate, I see you looking through bars as the zookeeper throws you peanuts. You need to get outside. Take a walk. Get some fresh air. Calm down
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 10:10:30 AM
Did you lose your way heading back to Politics? Careful Doc, Metron, Horseshit. At this rate, I see you looking through bars as the zookeeper throws you peanuts. You need to get outside. Take a walk. Get some fresh air. Calm down

I wonder just what it is that so terrifies you about the realities of life as conjugated by the political arena?

You quite enjoy making a showy censorious threat, rather too much to be considered healthy in fact... :-\

As for subject fidelity, what could possibly be more "stupid" than a sanctuary city?

We'll retire "random" as it's no longer so.

:P ::) :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 04, 2019, 10:41:30 AM
I wonder just what it is that so terrifies you about the realities of life as conjugated by the political arena?

You quite enjoy making a showy censorious threat, rather too much to be considered healthy in fact... :-\

As for subject fidelity, what could possibly be more "stupid" than a sanctuary city?

We'll retire "random" as it's no longer so.

:P ::) :o

My comment was neither threat nor promise. Only an advisory from a concerned onlooker. You certainly seem to be overly butthurt for supposedly being one of the "winners".  You are giving right wingnuts a bad name
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on May 04, 2019, 11:15:47 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 11:40:56 AM
My comment was neither threat nor promise.

I never even intimated "promise" - why would you then?

Quote
Only an advisory from a concerned onlooker.

I saw some of those actually concerned onlookers here:



Quote
You certainly seem to be overly butthurt for supposedly being one of the "winners".  You are giving right wingnuts a bad name

Define who you think are the "winners"?

Does anyone really win with over 900,000 illegal entry cases parked on the legal docket and another 400,000 border jumpers released inside the US in the past 5 months?

How long before we look like this as a nation:

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 04, 2019, 01:06:37 PM
I

People don't want to see this shit in every thread.
Keep it where I will never see it - politics board.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 04, 2019, 01:07:32 PM
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At first I had no interest in a sex robot.
Now I have extreme interest in a sex robot.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 04, 2019, 02:15:26 PM
At first I had no interest in a sex robot.
Now I have extreme interest in a sex robot.

#lithiumbatteriesareaclue
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 04, 2019, 03:18:25 PM
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Good news is, she kills you after you blow your wad. I'm ok with that
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 04, 2019, 03:20:04 PM
People don't want to see this shit in every thread.
Keep it where I will never see it - politics board.
Don't bully my friends. I'm a moderator here. Just sayin'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 05:29:11 PM
People don't want to see this shit in every thread.
Keep it where I will never see it - politics board.

How's this for stupid then, Padron?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 05:29:56 PM
Don't bully my friends. I'm a moderator here. Just sayin'

Tnx amigo - no worries, back to the wading pool I go! :-X
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 04, 2019, 05:55:59 PM
Good news is, she kills you after you blow your wad. I'm ok with that

She won't kill you. Your wife, on the other hand (or foot), ....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 06:44:17 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 04, 2019, 07:02:32 PM
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I guess guys that get one should have an answer ready for ''does this make me look fat?''
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 04, 2019, 07:48:00 PM
At first I had no interest in a sex robot.
Now I have extreme interest in a sex robot.

I have no problem with that.  Just plan for proper disposal in the event of your untimely demise. 
Your peeps will appreciate it.     :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on May 04, 2019, 11:20:27 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 05, 2019, 05:31:28 AM
I have no problem with that.  Just plan for proper disposal in the event of your untimely demise. 
Your peeps will appreciate it.     :P

That would be greedy, @Walks_At_Night
Mrs. Ell may still want it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 05, 2019, 10:19:31 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 05, 2019, 10:21:33 AM

That's the tool they use to circumcise Asian men.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 05, 2019, 11:22:56 AM
Where was the cat?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 05, 2019, 04:08:40 PM
That's the tool they use to circumcise Asian men.

I guess it could be worse. They could use chopsticks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 05, 2019, 07:29:52 PM
Where was the cat?

Off celebrating children's day.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 06, 2019, 07:24:00 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 06, 2019, 10:05:11 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on May 06, 2019, 02:25:22 PM
Customer care....

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 08, 2019, 03:17:19 AM
Lawbreaking sky-rats!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 08, 2019, 05:17:56 AM
Lawbreaking sky-rats!

The Germans are weaponizing the birds!

Also, congratulations on posting the longest link in the history of the site.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 08, 2019, 05:42:48 AM
The Germans are weaponizing the birds!

Also, congratulations on posting the longest link in the history of the site.

I tried getting a shorter one, but that's what link popped up if you hit their share button.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 08, 2019, 05:46:11 AM
I tried getting a shorter one, but that's what link popped up if you hit their share button.

Did you skip the word congratulations?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 08, 2019, 05:49:21 AM
Did you skip the word congratulations?

I'm a very modest cat lady.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on May 08, 2019, 10:06:07 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Dancing queen on May 08, 2019, 11:04:37 PM
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lol right on
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 09, 2019, 08:44:06 AM
I went to see a house a few years ago and thought there had to be something seriously wrong with it because the price was really low for the area. I didn't investigate further because we found something better the next day.

A few days ago I drove by the house and saw it was for sale again. I just looked it up and it turns out there used to be another house on the land. It was a murder house that was torn down.

I have no issue with a murder house but I figure they should let you know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 09, 2019, 09:57:06 AM
I went to see a house a few years ago and thought there had to be something seriously wrong with it because the price was really low for the area. I didn't investigate further because we found something better the next day.

A few days ago I drove by the house and saw it was for sale again. I just looked it up and it turns out there used to be another house on the land. It was a murder house that was torn down.

I have no issue with a murder house but I figure they should let you know.

I thought they had to. Also one doesn't want a house that was a meth lab, I heard the chemicals linger and can hurt.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 09, 2019, 10:05:09 AM
I thought they had to. Also one doesn't want a house that was a meth lab, I heard the chemicals linger and can hurt.

It's not the same house.
The original house was torn down and this one was built on the property.
Murder loophole!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 09, 2019, 10:49:22 AM
It's not the same house.
The original house was torn down and this one was built on the property.
Murder loophole!

Stinky!~
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on May 09, 2019, 11:19:08 AM
There I was eating lunch at my favorite greasy spoon today when in walks a rather short, slightly built, totally bald African American man with a grey goatee who's wearing a white mini dress cinched at the waist with a wide black patent leather belt.  He's accompanied by a sixty something, conventionally dressed straight looking white dude who has to be 6'3-4."  This is a no shitter. There was no way I could snap a photo without being obvious.

I know, right--who wears white before Memorial Day?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 09, 2019, 11:35:16 AM
There I was eating lunch at my favorite greasy spoon today when in walks a rather short, slightly built, totally bald African American man with a grey goatee who's wearing a white mini dress cinched at the waist with a wide black patent leather belt.  He's accompanied by a sixty something, conventionally dressed straight looking white dude who has to be 6'3-4."  This is a no shitter. There was no way I could snap a photo without being obvious.

I know, right--who wears white before Memorial Day?

Ha! I have a stealth camera app on my phone but still, you have get the phone aimed correctly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 09, 2019, 05:55:53 PM
Huge spam attack on this forum I'm a member of. See the top category that has of today pages and pages and so on of unbelievable spam. Doubt it'll be cleaned up by tomorrow.  Take a look while it's still there :o http://www.speedbagforum.com/forums/

Not counting the pinned topics there are currently 20 full pages and counting as the culprit is still signed in. :-\  Why do spammers always have names like Sm39c4
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on May 12, 2019, 03:44:49 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 12, 2019, 06:53:53 PM
I'm devolving.  All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit.  It's as if part of my mind was erased.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2019, 07:44:04 PM
I'm devolving.  All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit.  It's as if part of my mind was erased.

I feel your pain @ShayP .  We are all Booji Boy now.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 12, 2019, 08:05:07 PM
I'm devolving.  All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit.  It's as if part of my mind was erased.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on May 16, 2019, 01:06:48 AM
I'm devolving.  All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit.  It's as if part of my mind was erased.
Welcome to the club, Honey!  There ought to be an "Orientation" for growing older.  A mandatory two week set of free classes, full of all the things no one would ever tell you.  Well, while we are at it, chocolate is helpful against constipation and pork is almost twice as high in potassium as other meats.  Are you getting enough sleep for your body and brain to regenerate?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 16, 2019, 02:02:44 PM
I feel your pain @ShayP .  We are all Booji Boy now.



@Walks_At_Night   Wow.  I forgot about this.  I am Devo.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 16, 2019, 02:08:16 PM
Welcome to the club, Honey!  There ought to be an "Orientation" for growing older.  A mandatory two week set of free classes, full of all the things no one would ever tell you.  Well, while we are at it, chocolate is helpful against constipation and pork is almost twice as high in potassium as other meats.  Are you getting enough sleep for your body and brain to regenerate?

@Sofia   Is there a name for this club?  ;D  I'd be good with an orientation because at this time I feel like I did in high school trying to figure out want I want to do with my life.   :-\   Oh, I don't think I mentioned anything regarding constipation, however, thank you for that tid bit.  LOL!  ;)  And no...my sleep pattern is inconsistent.  I can have several nights where I sleep like a baby, then I will have several where I get no more than 3 hours.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on May 17, 2019, 12:09:03 AM
@Sofia   Is there a name for this club?  ;D  I'd be good with an orientation because at this time I feel like I did in high school trying to figure out want I want to do with my life.   :-\   Oh, I don't think I mentioned anything regarding constipation, however, thank you for that tid bit.  LOL!  ;)  And no...my sleep pattern is inconsistent.  I can have several nights where I sleep like a baby, then I will have several where I get no more than 3 hours.
I would call it OWL, Our Whole Lives.  Older people tend to take more prescriptions, many of which can really interfere in the bathroom.  Well, maybe you just need a few nights' good sleep!

I remember when 40 hit me, I realized for the first time in my life that certain things could never come true anymore.  I would never have a family of 5, never live in the same home 50 years, never retire after 40 years with the same company, never be married to the same man for 50 years, etc... But, I can still find meaning.

When 50 came, I realized there are going to be losses.  I might never look better than I do now.  I will lose some of my senses and body parts or functions.  Everyone I know may be dead someday in my future.  Most professionals will be much younger than me someday.  My tendons, skin, and other organs might never function better than right now.  But, I can enjoy the time and make good decisions.

If you ever need a short cut for one of aging's dastardly deed, PM me.  I work with seniors and am seeing how these things are done.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 20, 2019, 10:57:19 AM
I probably should feel bad that the guy I pay to cut my grass is about 20 years older than I am but I don't.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on May 24, 2019, 01:19:47 PM
I probably should feel bad that the guy I pay to cut my grass is about 20 years older than I am but I don't.
He needs the work.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 24, 2019, 08:34:48 PM
I probably should feel bad that the guy I pay to cut my grass is about 20 years older than I am but I don't.
I want it to be done right so I do it myself. Mow North South every fourth cut and also to leave the clippings every eighth cut.
Title: Say yah to da U.P., eh?
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 25, 2019, 05:29:28 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 27, 2019, 11:25:24 PM
The Artful Imperfection of Medieval Manuscript Repair

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-manuscripts-embroidery (https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-manuscripts-embroidery)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on May 28, 2019, 02:50:01 AM
The Artful Imperfection of Medieval Manuscript Repair

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-manuscripts-embroidery (https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-manuscripts-embroidery)
Neat.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on May 28, 2019, 02:51:24 AM
I want it to be done right so I do it myself. Mow North South every fourth cut and also to leave the clippings every eighth cut.
Agreed!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 28, 2019, 11:08:26 PM

Ever notice how many people are randomly stupid 24/7?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 28, 2019, 11:30:09 PM
Ever notice how many people are randomly stupid 24/7?

I feel like I want to reply saying "yes" but I'm also one of those people who will fall going UP the stairs....

 ^^;
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 28, 2019, 11:34:29 PM
I feel like I want to reply saying "yes" but I'm also one of those people who will fall going UP the stairs....

 ^^;

lol. Believe me. I don't have full immunity from random stupidity
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 29, 2019, 12:44:56 AM
A Phrasebook for Travelers in Russian Fairy Tales

http://nicholaskotar.com/2019/05/24/a-phrasebook-for-travelers-in-russian-fairy-tales/?mc_cid=03ccc829e2&mc_eid=c0d3b7b5b2 (http://nicholaskotar.com/2019/05/24/a-phrasebook-for-travelers-in-russian-fairy-tales/?mc_cid=03ccc829e2&mc_eid=c0d3b7b5b2)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 29, 2019, 05:25:28 PM
Ever notice how many people are randomly stupid 24/7?

I have. Just look at Democratic politicians for confirmation.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 29, 2019, 06:29:16 PM
I have. Just look at Democratic politicians for confirmation.

Is that random or on purpose?  Destroying this country requires intentional stupidity by at least some of them.

For example the vast majority of the swamp have known all along Trump was never guilty of anything, isn't any of the names they call him, don't believe their own lies about him.  They know we have an illegal immigration crisis, and that they've caused it.  Etc, et, etc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 29, 2019, 09:17:39 PM
Ever notice how many people are randomly stupid 24/7?
That's not really random...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 29, 2019, 09:23:18 PM
I have. Just look at Democratic politicians for confirmation.

You seem to be stuck in a rut. Maybe you should get out more. Expand your horizons. Make a friend outside your echo chamber
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 29, 2019, 09:26:34 PM
Is that random or on purpose?  Destroying this country requires intentional stupidity by at least some of them.

For example the vast majority of the swamp have known all along Trump was never guilty of anything, isn't any of the names they call him, don't believe their own lies about him.  They know we have an illegal immigration crisis, and that they've caused it.  Etc, et, etc.

PD is right. Some stupidity isn't so random
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on May 29, 2019, 10:03:30 PM
You seem to be stuck in a rut. Maybe you should get out more. Expand your horizons. Make a friend outside your echo chamber
Nucky ucky ucky ky
Nolan olan olan an
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 30, 2019, 02:30:52 AM
"Deer Poop" ice cream... Have a look, @sean92008 !

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: AngiefromNJ on May 30, 2019, 05:07:47 AM
"Deer Poop" ice cream... Have a look, @sean92008 !

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OMG HOW freaking cute!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 30, 2019, 07:35:03 AM
PD is right. Some stupidity isn't so random

Don't forget to get your measles booster.  Probably need one for typhus was well.

You know, diseases that are coming back in our country long after having been eliminated here.  Not sure why because that's the sort of thing that we've done a good job of screening out at the border in the past
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 30, 2019, 07:49:44 AM
Don't forget to get your measles booster.  Probably need one for typhus was well.

You know, diseases that are coming back in our country long after having been eliminated here.  Not sure why because that's the sort of thing that we've done a good job of screening out at the border in the past

Duh. This has little to nothing to do with the refugees. American idiots are being brainwashed that vaccinations are evil and are refusing to get their kids vaccinated. Typical. The same sites and bigmouths that convinced sheeple to stop vaccinating their kids are now blaming their favorite hate target. Do a little research - in real factual evidence - instead of having your own brain washed. Yours seems to be shrinking

And take your propaganda bullshit back to Politics before you too are catching peanuts through cage wire
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 30, 2019, 08:28:32 AM
Based on the previous echange, this seems appropriate. Still so timely



Green Day Forever
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 30, 2019, 03:40:47 PM
Is that random or on purpose?  Destroying this country requires intentional stupidity by at least some of them.

For example the vast majority of the swamp have known all along Trump was never guilty of anything, isn't any of the names they call him, don't believe their own lies about him.  They know we have an illegal immigration crisis, and that they've caused it.  Etc, et, etc.

The Democratic propagandists do it in an intentional manner, and the brainwashed sheep do it in an accidental way. It can be difficult to separate the chaff from the chaff at times.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 30, 2019, 03:44:30 PM
You seem to be stuck in a rut. Maybe you should get out more. Expand your horizons. Make a friend outside your echo chamber

Thanks for the advice. I'll reciprocate by recommending that you should seek help for your cliche habit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 30, 2019, 03:53:08 PM
Don't forget to get your measles booster.  Probably need one for typhus was well.

You know, diseases that are coming back in our country long after having been eliminated here.  Not sure why because that's the sort of thing that we've done a good job of screening out at the border in the past

It's just a coincidence, you fascist. The increased crime rate, in some sanctuary cities, is too. Illegal immigrants do the jobs that our citizens won't do. These "jobs" include murder and rape.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 30, 2019, 06:34:57 PM
Duh. This has little to nothing to do with the refugees. American idiots are being brainwashed that vaccinations are evil and are refusing to get their kids vaccinated. Typical. The same sites and bigmouths that convinced sheeple to stop vaccinating their kids are now blaming their favorite hate target. Do a little research - in real factual evidence - instead of having your own brain washed. Yours seems to be shrinking

And take your propaganda bullshit back to Politics before you too are catching peanuts through cage wire

Yeah, except our border agents are getting sick and catching diseases from the people they apprehend.  Or didn't the corporate Democrat media tell you that?  In addition to diseases we used to have stamped out, we're seeing diseases that have never been seen here - like leprosy.  Fucking leprosy.  Doesn't matter though, we just need more brown people, right?  To come here and out-vote the rest of us.  That's the plan, right?

Guess what, immigration is for the benefit of our country - it's not for the benefit of non-citizens who want to come here.  There is no benefit to our country for millions of people, many of them criminals, many of them diseased, many of them who don't speak our language, have no education, no jobs skills, and zero understanding of our customs, our country.  They march here in these ''caravans'', waving their flags, not ours, yelling, threatening, attacking - paid for and encouraged by left-wing kooks here, such as yourself.  What the hell do we want these people for?

The D-rats want them here so they can cancel out the votes of actual citizens, and become clients of their hand-out programs.  They'd rather do that than actually try to appeal to real Americans with sensible, non-destructive polices.

Tell me, if La Raza (The Race) and reconquista aren't a racist organization and idea, what other term should we use for them and their supporters instead?


By the way, people wouldn't need to be immunized if diseased third worlders weren't coming here.  What, you think these diseases just organically appear when a few people aren't immunized?

Also, they aren't refugees.  They're coached to say that so they will end up being released with a future court date they won't show up for, instead of being turned back immediately.  Give them credit, they aren't stupid.  Unlike their supporters here.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 30, 2019, 07:52:36 PM
"Deer Poop" ice cream... Have a look, @sean92008 !

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Uh, I had a tough enough time with beer flavored ice cream...  Some things do not qualify as ice cream flavors!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 30, 2019, 08:01:01 PM
Yeah, except our border agents are getting sick and catching diseases from the people they apprehend.  Or didn't the corporate Democrat media tell you that?  In addition to diseases we used to have stamped out, we're seeing diseases that have never been seen here - like leprosy.  Fucking leprosy.  Doesn't matter though, we just need more brown people, right?  To come here and out-vote the rest of us.  That's the plan, right?

Guess what, immigration is for the benefit of our country - it's not for the benefit of non-citizens who want to come here.  There is no benefit to our country for millions of people, many of them criminals, many of them diseased, many of them who don't speak our language, have no education, no jobs skills, and zero understanding of our customs, our country.  They march here in these ''caravans'', waving their flags, not ours, yelling, threatening, attacking - paid for and encouraged by left-wing kooks here, such as yourself.  What the hell do we want these people for?

The D-rats want them here so they can cancel out the votes of actual citizens, and become clients of their hand-out programs.  They'd rather do that than actually try to appeal to real Americans with sensible, non-destructive polices.

Tell me, if La Raza (The Race) and reconquista aren't a racist organization and idea, what other term should we use for them and their supporters instead?


By the way, people wouldn't need to be immunized if diseased third worlders weren't coming here.  What, you think these diseases just organically appear when a few people aren't immunized?

Also, they aren't refugees.  They're coached to say that so they will end up being released with a future court date they won't show up for, instead of being turned back immediately.  Give them credit, they aren't stupid.  Unlike their supporters here.

My child was given an illness - A San Diego County Health rep. called and asked if we knew who gave it to.my kid, we did. The kid was known to them because the answer was quick, he had no immunization records on file... Why? Well my kid knows this boy and let's just say he is not from parts around here... Unfortunately, my kid tutors the ESL class.  That exposure came home and had led to the exposure of kids with asthma. Antibiotics were given as a prophylactic dosage to everybody...  Even Mexico has immigration laws that are enforced (although immunizations are probably not part of it). They also require IDs to vote!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 30, 2019, 08:12:29 PM
Uh, I had a tough enough time with beer flavored ice cream...  Some things do not qualify as ice cream flavors!

It's probably safe. Matcha ice cream with chocolate covered wheat puffs.

This month, my food/drink-related obsession has been the chocolate mint "jewel tapioca" from First Kitchen/Wendys.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 30, 2019, 10:56:57 PM
It's probably safe. Matcha ice cream with chocolate covered wheat puffs.

This month, my food/drink-related obsession has been the chocolate mint "jewel tapioca" from First Kitchen/Wendys.

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Tapioca is a food!

Case in point: Red bean ice cream good, Red bean frappuccino unappealing.

I miss Japan.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 30, 2019, 11:06:49 PM
Tapioca is a food!

Case in point: Red bean ice cream good, Red bean frappuccino unappealing.

I miss Japan.

I am one of the few that thinks anything coffee is unappealing. You might miss Japan, but I bet you don't miss the humidity. Hokkaido hit record temperatures last weekend.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 30, 2019, 11:40:21 PM
I am one of the few that thinks anything coffee is unappealing. You might miss Japan, but I bet you don't miss the humidity. Hokkaido hit record temperatures last weekend.
When it's so hot outside that you're sweating IN THE SHOWER! Is there anything worse? Trying to put a moisturizer on with beads of sweat on your face.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 31, 2019, 12:01:39 AM
When it's so hot outside that you're sweating IN THE SHOWER! Is there anything worse? Trying to put a moisturizer on with beads of sweat on your face.

I despise cold showers, but damn if there hasn't been a few times here when I get home from running errands and just run the cold water because I can't stand being all sweaty and gross >.<
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 31, 2019, 04:26:34 AM
I despise cold showers, but damn if there hasn't been a few times here when I get home from running errands and just run the cold water because I can't stand being all sweaty and gross >.<

It's been Cambodia hot here in Dixie lately.  97F and humid yesterday.  Bleech.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 31, 2019, 04:36:39 PM
Yeah, except our border agents are getting sick and catching diseases from the people they apprehend.  Or didn't the corporate Democrat media tell you that?  In addition to diseases we used to have stamped out, we're seeing diseases that have never been seen here - like leprosy.  Fucking leprosy.  Doesn't matter though, we just need more brown people, right?  To come here and out-vote the rest of us.  That's the plan, right?

Guess what, immigration is for the benefit of our country - it's not for the benefit of non-citizens who want to come here.  There is no benefit to our country for millions of people, many of them criminals, many of them diseased, many of them who don't speak our language, have no education, no jobs skills, and zero understanding of our customs, our country.  They march here in these ''caravans'', waving their flags, not ours, yelling, threatening, attacking - paid for and encouraged by left-wing kooks here, such as yourself.  What the hell do we want these people for?

The D-rats want them here so they can cancel out the votes of actual citizens, and become clients of their hand-out programs.  They'd rather do that than actually try to appeal to real Americans with sensible, non-destructive polices.

Tell me, if La Raza (The Race) and reconquista aren't a racist organization and idea, what other term should we use for them and their supporters instead?


By the way, people wouldn't need to be immunized if diseased third worlders weren't coming here.  What, you think these diseases just organically appear when a few people aren't immunized?

Also, they aren't refugees.  They're coached to say that so they will end up being released with a future court date they won't show up for, instead of being turned back immediately.  Give them credit, they aren't stupid.  Unlike their supporters here.

Why do you want to separate innocent families who have the best intentions? Of course, that's sarcasm. Gene tests prove that many children arrive here with adults who falsely claim to be their parents. "Dad" and "Mom" aren't related to the exploited kids, and these "fine folks" may turn out to be amoral coyotes or human traffickers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 31, 2019, 05:44:46 PM
Why do you want to separate innocent families who have the best intentions? Of course, that's sarcasm. Gene tests prove that many children arrive here with adults who falsely claim to be their parents. "Dad" and "Mom" aren't related to the exploited kids, and these "fine folks" may turn out to be amoral coyotes or human traffickers.

Well yeah, once that phony Obama judge ruled that kids can't be held more than 20 days, and that their parents had to be released with them, criminals started snatching kids to take with them across the border.  You know, just another humanitarian mess created by the dumb Dems.

We have laws in this country - under separation of powers - that determine who has the responsibility to make various decisions.  With immigration, Congress is supposed to pass laws and the president enforces them.  There are also various statutes on the books giving the president certain leeway within those laws.

The fake judges ruled that Obama was allowed to ignore the immigration laws he didn't like, and dictate new laws not passed by Congress.  Now these same fake judges block anything the current president does on this issue, including him reversing Obama's illegal decrees.  Yet under the law, these are his decisions to make.  I blame McConnell and the Rs for confirming these partisan hacks.  They should be removed, and replaced by judges who follow the law instead of replacing it with their whims.

Interestingly enough, not only do these so-called judges not receive the national security briefings the president gets, they don't even have a role in immigration policy according to the Constitution - i.e. they have no business even taking these cases, let alone legislating from the bench.  But the end justifies the means, right?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 31, 2019, 06:06:56 PM
My child was given an illness - A San Diego County Health rep. called and asked if we knew who gave it to.my kid, we did. The kid was known to them because the answer was quick, he had no immunization records on file... Why? Well my kid knows this boy and let's just say he is not from parts around here... Unfortunately, my kid tutors the ESL class.  That exposure came home and had led to the exposure of kids with asthma. Antibiotics were given as a prophylactic dosage to everybody...  Even Mexico has immigration laws that are enforced (although immunizations are probably not part of it). They also require IDs to vote!

Small price to pay if you want a permanent one-party Marxist government to take power here.  The only way we're going to get one is to import 10s of millions of uneducated poor people to come here and vote for it.  If they're violent criminals, or carrying any number of contagious diseases, so be it.

The Ds finally figured out the rest of us won't ever vote for it, so they decided to cancel out our votes with those of people who will.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 31, 2019, 09:37:35 PM
I am one of the few that thinks anything coffee is unappealing. You might miss Japan, but I bet you don't miss the humidity. Hokkaido hit record temperatures last weekend.

I love gardening.  There's lots more to do when everything is constantly growing 😁

Book Off, Hard Off, Don Quixote, Hyaku Yen Stores, telling the Mormon missionaries not to be so rude...  Park bench English lessons less so but always fun.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 31, 2019, 09:42:40 PM
Small price to pay if you want a permanent one-party Marxist government to take power here.  The only way we're going to get one is to import 10s of millions of uneducated poor people to come here and vote for it.  If they're violent criminals, or carrying any number of contagious diseases, so be it.

The Ds finally figured out the rest of us won't ever vote for it, so they decided to cancel out our votes with those of people who will.

Yup. 130% of eligible voters in San Diego County turned in a ballot.  And the Hillary Clinton popular vote argument... Hum, how many people are not legally registered yet voted?

Bernie Sanders had the primaries stolen from him.  (He got rich from it, I guess he didn't care.)  Book deals that pay big bucks without big sales is a nice way to launder money...  Baltimore's mayor figured that out.

Out of California as soon as my kids are all gone.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 31, 2019, 10:40:16 PM
I love gardening.  There's lots more to do when everything is constantly growing 😁

Book Off, Hard Off, Don Quixote, Hyaku Yen Stores, telling the Mormon missionaries not to be so rude...  Park bench English lessons less so but always fun.

See, I haven't really encountered Mormons. However, I've been repeatedly accosted by Jehovah witnesses and the "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" cultish people...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 01, 2019, 12:08:06 AM
See, I haven't really encountered Mormons. However, I've been repeatedly accosted by Jehovah witnesses and the "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" cultish people...

Interesting... A Japanese JW flirted with me, then went to my then significant other and reported the encounter...  They had their eyes on her joining their Church, first by breaking us up. They hook folks up, I guess.

Mormons were all over in the 2000-2007s when I went regularly to Japan. Like ants over a picnic basket.  They were regularly acting up publicly (blocking a wedding party and made the news about blocking a community parade).  Maybe they cut back on the shenanigans.

The NSA (Soka Gokkai), I hung with them but, prior to my getting married, I had to leave the group. Father-in-law was in a position that would not tolerate any family as members.  NSA is to Japan as nazis were to post-war Germany to a lesser extent. Nationalists, god-ordained ones.

The L.A scene wasn't so Japanese Nationalist as it was globalist.  Lots of musicians and mail order brides 🙄. 

The Catholics of Buddhism, I called them. Buddhists out to convert ya' even if it meant killing you. A very different Buddhism.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 01, 2019, 07:59:07 AM
See, I haven't really encountered Mormons. However, I've been repeatedly accosted by Jehovah witnesses and the "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" cultish people...

We have the Jehovah witnesses making rounds now and then. I wouldn't mind, but if I say "no thank you" that ought to be enough. Actually, the various signs we have at the door indicating that we prefer to not be bothered by this stuff ought to be enough. My last encounter went like this:

*DINGDONG* (dog goes nuts, we are obviously under attack and she knows it)

Hello. (Boo: bark bark bark)

Have you heard the word of the lord today?  (Boo: bark bark bark)

No thank you.  (Boo: bark bark bark)

*Slight hesitation* There is a lot going on in the world you know...(pamphlet with the planet earth on the cover extended to unopened outer door)  (Boo: bark bark bark bark)

Yes, I know, but no thank you  (Boo: bark bark bark)

If we could have just a few moments to tell you....  (Boo: bark bark bark bark bark)

No thank you, I'm a bit busy right now.   (Boo: bark bark bark)

Don't you care about the future of the world?   (Boo: bark bark bark bark bark)

No. Right now I care more about the laundry I'm trying to get done. (Boo: bark bark bark) (Outer door shuts)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 01, 2019, 08:18:29 AM
We have the Jehovah witnesses making rounds now and then. I wouldn't mind, but if I say "no thank you" that ought to be enough. Actually, the various signs we have at the door indicating that we prefer to not be bothered by this stuff ought to be enough. My last encounter went like this:

*DINGDONG* (dog goes nuts, we are obviously under attack and she knows it)

Hello. (Boo: bark bark bark)

Have you heard the word of the lord today?  (Boo: bark bark bark)

No thank you.  (Boo: bark bark bark)

*Slight hesitation* There is a lot going on in the world you know...(pamphlet with the planet earth on the cover extended to unopened outer door)  (Boo: bark bark bark bark)

Yes, I know, but no thank you  (Boo: bark bark bark)

If we could have just a few moments to tell you....  (Boo: bark bark bark bark bark)

No thank you, I'm a bit busy right now.   (Boo: bark bark bark)

Don't you care about the future of the world?   (Boo: bark bark bark bark bark)

No. Right now I care more about the laundry I'm trying to get done. (Boo: bark bark bark) (Outer door shuts)

There was a post on a Twitter account a couple of weeks ago.


Religious solicitor: “Can I have a few moments of your time?”

Me: “Actually I’m kind of busy right now.”

Religious solicitor: “Please don’t say that. I just want to talk to you about something that will be very useful to you in life: the Scripture of the Bible.”

Me: “After you’re done talking about the Bible, can I spend just as much time talking to you about anime?”

Religious solicitor: “But…I’m not that interested in that…”

Me: “And now you know exactly how I feel.”

https://twitter.com/sanma_mama/status/1128640333208854528 (https://twitter.com/sanma_mama/status/1128640333208854528)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 01, 2019, 08:51:37 AM
Mid30s female Witness and her shortsleeved shirt and tie wearing son knock on my door.
Juan: Yes.
Witness: we’re here to share this article with you.
She opens a Watchtower to an article. I take it.
Witness: it tells why we are here. Do you know why we’re here?
Juan: Yes, ma’am, I do.
She smiled, raised her eyebrows and said, “Oh?”
Juan: I understand that I am a new form of being put here by the Creator of the universe as an experiment. I also know that you two are robots sent here to test me.

With terror in her eyes, she pulled her son behind her and backed off my porch. For years Witnesses out pioneering would cross the street to avoid coming too close to my house.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 01, 2019, 09:21:34 AM
JWs seem to forget there's no more room in heaven for us anyway... All we get is to god put our name in a book.

I have tried the nice way, asking them to put me on the do not visit list. That doesn't seem to work. I only went blue once that I recall.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on June 01, 2019, 09:29:22 AM
The bastard that decided to sell Hellmann’s mayonnaise in a squeezable bottle should be covered in it and dropped on a fire ant bed!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 01, 2019, 09:45:56 AM
I blame myself...

Two very old ladies were at my door this morning! Now, I was in the kitchen things on the stove, toaster oven going...

I had no opportunity to be snarky today. Very disappointed in myself. I should have made breakfast earlier than 9:45 a.m.

☹️☹️☹️☹️

PS...  I also find it interesting that they sent two old ladies. The time I went blue, it was regarding my desire for a younger blond woman to come visit me....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 01, 2019, 09:46:21 AM
@BartEllProducer  Stop wasting your money on that goo Hellman’s and buy Blue Plate.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on June 01, 2019, 10:05:36 AM
@BartEllProducer  Stop wasting your money on that goo Hellman’s and buy Blue Plate.

I thought blue hair was required to buy Blue Plate.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on June 01, 2019, 10:09:25 AM
I blame myself...

Two very old ladies were at my door this morning! Now, I was in the kitchen things on the stove, toaster oven going...

I had no opportunity to be snarky today. Very disappointed in myself. I should have made breakfast earlier than 9:45 a.m.

☹️☹️☹️☹️

PS...  I also find it interesting that they sent two old ladies. The time I went blue, it was regarding my desire for a younger blond woman to come visit me....

Sounds like you had a blue haired Ménage à trois. Next time, ask them their thoughts on squeezable mayonnaise.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 01, 2019, 11:42:36 AM
There was a post on a Twitter account a couple of weeks ago.


Religious solicitor: “Can I have a few moments of your time?”

Me: “Actually I’m kind of busy right now.”

Religious solicitor: “Please don’t say that. I just want to talk to you about something that will be very useful to you in life: the Scripture of the Bible.”

Me: “After you’re done talking about the Bible, can I spend just as much time talking to you about anime?”

Religious solicitor: “But…I’m not that interested in that…”

Me: “And now you know exactly how I feel.”

https://twitter.com/sanma_mama/status/1128640333208854528 (https://twitter.com/sanma_mama/status/1128640333208854528)

Wouldn't it make sense for them to listen to anything if it made people listen to them!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 01, 2019, 11:46:57 AM
Wouldn't it make sense for them to listen to anything if it made people listen to them!

That would mean it would have to really happen and not be some made up Twitter tale to make a point they feel needed to be made.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 01, 2019, 11:49:17 AM
Juan: I understand that I am a new form of being put here by the Creator of the universe as an experiment. I also know that you two are robots sent here to test me.
With terror in her eyes, she pulled her son behind her and backed off my porch. For years Witnesses out pioneering would cross the street to avoid coming too close to my house.

Oh that is fantastic! I have to remember that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 02, 2019, 02:06:04 AM
Cherpumple

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 02, 2019, 07:03:06 AM
Cherpumple

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Incredible
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 02, 2019, 07:03:41 AM
Knife guy is back with another video! "Sharpest fake egg knife"

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Post by: PB on June 02, 2019, 09:19:42 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 02, 2019, 09:29:22 AM
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I'm not entirely sure I understand everything that is happening here, but it is intriguing!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 02, 2019, 09:29:57 AM
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Oh my!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 02, 2019, 02:02:47 PM
I didn't come here and I ain't leaving!

https://www.wafb.com/2019/06/01/louisiana-principal-resigns-after-being-arrested-washington-dc-public-intoxication/?outputType=amp
 (https://www.wafb.com/2019/06/01/louisiana-principal-resigns-after-being-arrested-washington-dc-public-intoxication/?outputType=amp)
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 02, 2019, 03:55:52 PM
I'm not entirely sure I understand everything that is happening here, but it is intriguing!

It's the "turducken" of desserts. Pies inside of cakes!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 03, 2019, 01:53:33 PM
Is it tacky to still be bothered by Camilla’s unattractiveness?
I suppose she looks like @Cleveland Zackhouse - and sounds like him, too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 04, 2019, 08:13:07 PM
Pies inside of cakes!
Couple o' good jokes could that be squeezed out of that lil tidbit.


@juan Is there such a thing as a Cleveland Zackhouse? Like is it a real tangible thing one can see or a place folks can go to? Almost sounds like a restaurant. Maybe they have the best ribs in Cleveland. Or all of Ohio for that matter.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on June 05, 2019, 04:25:40 AM
Apparently you can no longer pour condiments on your significant other. Who knew?

Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend: report https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-pouring-ketchup-on-sleeping-girlfriend-report
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 05, 2019, 06:30:11 AM
Apparently you can no longer pour condiments on your significant other. Who knew?

Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend: report https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-pouring-ketchup-on-sleeping-girlfriend-report

It's great for cleaning metal cookware. In addition, I think it actually gets into copper and degrades it.

Maybe he was trying to rejuvenate her skin.  Maybe he wanted to put his hot dog in her buns. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Azzerae on June 07, 2019, 12:27:05 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on June 07, 2019, 11:33:23 PM
It's great for cleaning metal cookware. In addition, I think it actually gets into copper and degrades it.

Maybe he was trying to rejuvenate her skin.  Maybe he wanted to put his hot dog in her buns. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Alpha-hydroxies are in there, I think.  Laws against infidelity should be stronger.  What incentive do they have to marry if divorces are candy and adultery is not punished...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Azzerae on June 08, 2019, 08:41:03 AM
Alpha-hydroxies are in there, I think.  Laws against infidelity should be stronger.  What incentive do they have to marry if divorces are candy and adultery is not punished...

Punished in what manner? Isn't washing twice before copulation enough?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 09, 2019, 02:22:11 AM
This makes me happy.

https://people.com/music/brian-may-helps-save-hedgehogs/ (https://people.com/music/brian-may-helps-save-hedgehogs/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 09, 2019, 04:51:55 AM
This makes me happy.

https://people.com/music/brian-may-helps-save-hedgehogs/ (https://people.com/music/brian-may-helps-save-hedgehogs/)

He needs to save more than hedgehogs to make me forget his horrible cover of Parisienne Walkways.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 09, 2019, 05:12:06 AM
Awful. No taste. He needs to study Tabuteau on phrasing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 09, 2019, 05:28:34 AM
Interesting bit on a 40,000 wolf head found in Siberia.   Don't click if pictures of a disembodied head bother you.

http://siberiantimes.com/science/casestudy/news/still-snarling-after-40000-years-a-giant-pleistocene-wolf-discovered-in-yakutia/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on June 09, 2019, 07:47:17 AM
Once you see it you can’t unsee it.

https://twitter.com/notslap1/status/1137730345225400321 (https://twitter.com/notslap1/status/1137730345225400321)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 09, 2019, 07:57:29 AM
Has MW been to see Brig yet?  Is he buried in the field behind her apartment?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Azzerae on June 09, 2019, 08:33:27 AM
Interesting bit on a 40,000 wolf head found in Siberia.   Don't click if pictures of a disembodied head bother you.

http://siberiantimes.com/science/casestudy/news/still-snarling-after-40000-years-a-giant-pleistocene-wolf-discovered-in-yakutia/

Looks like a relative of:

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Azzerae on June 09, 2019, 08:36:43 AM
Has MW been to see Brig yet?  Is he buried in the field behind her apartment?

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Post by: Azzerae on June 09, 2019, 09:49:28 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on June 09, 2019, 10:53:34 PM
https://weather.com/forecast/allergy/l/USWA0468:1:US

Very high grass pollen this year.  I don't usually have grass allergies, but it's bad.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 10, 2019, 10:57:42 PM
Once you see it you can’t unsee it.

https://twitter.com/notslap1/status/1137730345225400321 (https://twitter.com/notslap1/status/1137730345225400321)
#Erection #Gone  Thanks for the sweet dreams :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 14, 2019, 04:12:16 AM
Title: Never happens like this in the movies
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 15, 2019, 07:28:04 AM
Shove your firearm in your belt and blow a hole in your groin.

Title: Re: Never happens like this in the movies
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on June 15, 2019, 10:11:28 PM
Shove your firearm in your belt and blow a hole in your groin.



pee shooter.

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Title: Re: Never happens like this in the movies
Post by: Rikki Gins on June 15, 2019, 10:52:54 PM
Shove your firearm in your belt and blow a hole in your groin.


The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift.  The shooter won a Darwin award.  He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital..  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.html
Title: Re: Never happens like this in the movies
Post by: Sofia on June 16, 2019, 01:07:05 AM
The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift.  The shooter won a Darwin award.  He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital..  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.html
I used to work for a store.  Sometimes we had a fill-in guy.  He was a nervous type from another branch.  He told me robbers would call him before they came, lol.  When I filled in at his store, others corroborated the story.  What a dingbat.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on June 16, 2019, 11:52:50 AM
in the five years that i've had a EweToob account, i have never clicked on the trending link. Here's to the next five years...

Trending today......  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on June 17, 2019, 12:48:23 AM
in the five years that i've had a EweToob account, i have never clicked on the trending link. Here's to the next five years...

Trending today......  8)

Bizarre.  A grand opening thing?  Guy that took the rotten bananas did a good job reading the saleman's pitch body language - it paid off $500!
Title: Re: Never happens like this in the movies
Post by: sean92008 on June 17, 2019, 12:54:33 AM
The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift.  The shooter won a Darwin award.  He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital..  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.html

Karma doesn't come fast enough for many. This guy might be an exception, certainly not the rule.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on June 19, 2019, 02:09:36 PM


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 24, 2019, 12:04:09 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on June 24, 2019, 10:46:13 AM
Star Trek The Next Generation: S6-E4  -  "Relics" is on, on BBC
Probably the best 'Crossover' episode ever, of any series. 
James Doohan (Montgomery Scott  -  Scotty) and a Dyson Shere - circa Oct, 1992.
You can't get better than that.    :)

Edit: the best line in the episode ?
Scotty finds out about synthahol.

"Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders"      (Referring to Data)
Heh, heh, heh.

Best part of the episode:
When Scotty walks onto the Holodeck of the Constitution Class Enterprise, Picard joins him. (Wait for it)
After a bit of discussion...
Scotty: "Old girlfriends we'll never meet again."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on June 24, 2019, 03:34:37 PM
Star Trek The Next Generation: S6-E4  -  "Relics" is on, on BBC
Probably the best 'Crossover' episode ever, of any series. 
James Doohan (Montgomery Scott  -  Scotty) and a Dyson Shere - circa Oct, 1992.
You can't get better than that.    :)

Edit: the best line in the episode ?
Scotty finds out about synthahol.

"Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders"      (Referring to Data)
Heh, heh, heh.

Best part of the episode:
When Scotty walks onto the Holodeck of the Constitution Class Enterprise, Picard joins him. (Wait for it)
After a bit of discussion...
Scotty: "Old girlfriends we'll never meet again."

the part i liked in that ep...




blast to the past... "By Any Other Name" TOS, Episode 2x21

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kwisatz Haderach on June 24, 2019, 03:35:03 PM
Just saw this thread:

I am glad humans do not great each other like dogs do. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on June 26, 2019, 02:20:35 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 26, 2019, 03:19:27 PM
Just saw this thread:

I am glad humans do not great each other like dogs do.

I wouldn't mind a bitch putting her face near my crotch...  🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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That is a great mug!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on June 26, 2019, 03:26:25 PM
I wouldn't mind a bitch putting her face near my crotch...  🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

That is a great mug!

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=mug+i+before+e&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI2t-ioZiI4wIVFtNkCh2BzwxFEAAYASAAEgINfvD_BwE&hvadid=241595845881&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=2840&hvnetw=s&hvpos=1t1&hvqmt=e&hvrand=8647402027596272118&hvtargid=kwd-363120785440&hydadcr=27857_10743131&tag=googhydr-20&ref=pd_sl_8187own472_e
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 29, 2019, 03:38:52 PM
I do not like these things...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on June 30, 2019, 01:20:33 AM
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I before E, except after C, or as in "Eh" like Neighbor and Weigh!
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Post by: StarrMountain on June 30, 2019, 01:25:14 AM
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. . . except after C - sometimes. ;D
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Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on July 03, 2019, 10:53:41 AM
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Post by: Dancing queen on July 04, 2019, 03:34:00 PM
My neighbor does the same three second fireworks display every fourth and then spends the rest of the year asking you if you saw it.
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Post by: JUAN on July 04, 2019, 03:38:40 PM
Here they just shoot pistols into the air.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on July 05, 2019, 06:14:05 PM
Coon Rapids, Minnesota



Independence day parade featured by the local TeeVee station. Bands, floats, and stuff. Local Clubs, Banks, Stores, local Trash company, and Politicians. Watched it all... loved it.

(i was going to comment that those Minnesota people in the video really... really... REALLY need to get out into the sunshine more. . . but seeing so many fair haired and redheaded people....... realized that they do)  ;)

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Post by: KSM on July 07, 2019, 08:50:45 PM
Flying to New Jersey in 36 hrs. Nervous as ell, what the hell does a fear of flying inexperienced guy do in a can for five hours?

I want my mommy!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 07, 2019, 08:59:02 PM
Flying to New Jersey in 36 hrs. Nervous as ell, what the hell does a fear of flying inexperienced guy do in a can for five hours?

I want my mommy!

Sleep
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 07, 2019, 09:52:35 PM
Sleep
@anniem God bless you, Annie. But I'm going to be far too busy listening for engine failure and looking for aliens with nefarious plans hanging out on the wing of the plane.

..somebodys gotta do it :'(


 












PS I have 32 movies on my phone and some good earbuds so perhaps I'll find calm watching The Exorcist for the 63rd time.   :-\


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 07, 2019, 09:57:10 PM
@anniem God bless you, Annie. But I'm going to be far too busy listening for engine failure and looking for aliens with nefarious plans hanging out on the wing of the plane.


I was in a plane that got hit by lightning.
Knocked everything out and we went into a nosedive.
Hopefully it won't be raining during your death trip.

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Post by: Ghost BEP on July 07, 2019, 09:59:12 PM

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They’re also the only ones that get away with not spit shining their monkey!
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Post by: sean92008 on July 07, 2019, 10:09:01 PM


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I think I'm ditching my series of relationships with Asians and start working on bun-making behavior with some gingers.  Getting back to my UK roots!
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Post by: KSM on July 07, 2019, 10:26:16 PM

a nosedive.

This is no time for joking about Howards hooknose.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 08, 2019, 01:16:35 AM
@anniem God bless you, Annie. But I'm going to be far too busy listening for engine failure and looking for aliens with nefarious plans hanging out on the wing of the plane.
..somebodys gotta do it :'(
PS I have 32 movies on my phone and some good earbuds so perhaps I'll find calm watching The Exorcist for the 63rd time.   :-\

A while back my husband and I were taking a few hour flight and we decided to celebrate by watching "Airport". We ended up seated next to a chatty little old lady who was taking her first flight ever!!  We skipped watching the movie.
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Post by: Spookcat on July 08, 2019, 02:34:13 AM
Flying to New Jersey in 36 hrs. Nervous as ell, what the hell does a fear of flying inexperienced guy do in a can for five hours?

I want my mommy!

I'd be more nervous about being in Jersey, myself.

In truth, I sympathise. I hate flying. Headphones are your friend. The takeoff and landing will most likely be the worst parts in terms of jerking motions; if you get motion sickness, be prepared for that, especially if it's a smaller plane. Most likely, you will get drinks and snacks. If those help, make use of it. 

Safe travels!
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 08, 2019, 04:43:05 AM
Flying to New Jersey in 36 hrs. Nervous as ell, what the hell does a fear of flying inexperienced guy do in a can for five hours?

I want my mommy!
@KSM
Listen to Kennedy Steve!






Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 08, 2019, 04:44:13 AM
Here is a Kennedy Steve playlist:

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Post by: sean92008 on July 10, 2019, 01:59:20 PM
@KSM
Listen to Kennedy Steve!



SuoerTug... Uh, nevermind.

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Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on July 10, 2019, 03:28:08 PM
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 ;D
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Post by: Ghost BEP on July 10, 2019, 07:10:59 PM
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 ;D

More often than not, it’s even funnier.
Title: Hey! That's me.
Post by: Big Chicken on July 11, 2019, 06:18:47 PM
In a bizarre twist, yours truly makes an appearance at the 16:30 mark of this episode of Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast (https://www.gilbertpodcast.com/gavin-macleod/)

My super hot, shower scene is even discussed!

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Post by: Bart Ell on July 11, 2019, 06:25:49 PM
In a bizarre twist, yours truly makes an appearance at the 16:30 mark of this episode of Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast (https://www.gilbertpodcast.com/gavin-macleod/)

My super hot, shower scene is even discussed!

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Heard it a few days ago, ya big sexy motherclucker.
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Post by: sean92008 on July 11, 2019, 10:47:07 PM
I just learned that whiskey is Irish and whisky is Scottish...
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Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on July 12, 2019, 07:51:50 PM
Sh%t "Spiritual" People Say ...we all have that one friend



Quote
do we have any sausages? I need them for a skit.


Stephi Lee always provides a nice break to a busy day.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 13, 2019, 01:21:56 PM
TV is so boring I’m watching a 12-year old football game between Florida and Ole Miss.
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Post by: PB on July 13, 2019, 04:57:28 PM
TV is so boring I’m watching a 12-year old football game between Florida and Ole Miss.


At halftime check this one

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Post by: GravitySucks on July 16, 2019, 01:22:39 PM
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Post by: KSM on July 16, 2019, 11:49:10 PM
One of many things I noticed during my visit to New Jersey is how impatient they are when driving. If you aren't moving the very instant the light turns green the horns are honking and the birds are out the windows. I walked everywhere but this was comical to watch at intersections while I waited to cross. Going back for next years event and I'll soak it all back in again. BTW Best lasagna ever at Yesterdays Restaurant. MMmm MM!! Stones throw from my hotel room.
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Post by: sean92008 on July 17, 2019, 12:16:50 AM
Once a meth head...
always a meth head.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 17, 2019, 12:25:49 AM
Once a meth head...
always a meth head.


Relapse?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 17, 2019, 05:21:39 AM
One of many things I noticed during my visit to New Jersey is how impatient they are when driving. If you aren't moving the very instant the light turns green the horns are honking and the birds are out the windows. I walked everywhere but this was comical to watch at intersections while I waited to cross. Going back for next years event and I'll soak it all back in again. BTW Best lasagna ever at Yesterdays Restaurant. MMmm MM!! Stones throw from my hotel room.

I tried to describe that green light honking to someone from the mdwest on a trip back there. You just have to see it, don't you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 17, 2019, 07:11:38 PM
One of many things I noticed during my visit to New Jersey is how impatient they are when driving. If you aren't moving the very instant the light turns green the horns are honking...

Oh if only that were the case here.  Every time I'm at a light, I know in advance someone will be staring into their phone instead of paying attention, and I'm going to have to honk to get them going.  May as well do it as soon as the light turns.
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Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on July 17, 2019, 08:00:29 PM
Oh if only that were the case here.  Every time I'm at a light, I know in advance someone will be staring into their phone instead of paying attention, and I'm going to have to honk to get them going.  May as well do it as soon as the light turns.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/people-say-theyre-scared-about-distracted-drivers-yet-dont-believe-they-do-it-too-2018-04-06

distracted driving kills. i've read the stats, but i'm not thinking about those as the driver coming at me in the opposite lane doesn't notice the drift into the lane i'm using.

in the car... the phone is off, no GPS, and shut the fuck up please.... i'm driving. at traffic lights i honk at them too. when they flip me off i mentally thank them for noticing. can't wait for the day it happens to a shopping mom with their kids in the car and a bumper sticker that says "think about the children". idiots.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 17, 2019, 08:03:25 PM
Oh if only that were the case here.  Every time I'm at a light, I know in advance someone will be staring into their phone instead of paying attention, and I'm going to have to honk to get them going.  May as well do it as soon as the light turns.
LOL I think I'd prefer the NJ way to that. They all drive like their wife's water just broke.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 17, 2019, 09:10:19 PM
Relapse?

No, was contemplating working with one. Found an alternative, took alternative. Whew!

He was a ticking relapse...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on July 21, 2019, 09:09:54 AM
MXR hilarious unboxing



the Patreon uncensored version is even funnier...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on July 24, 2019, 07:39:46 PM
Treat others as one would wish to be treated + Everybody dies = There's some wiggle room.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 27, 2019, 06:03:19 PM
@GravitySucks  Did you ever get that 8 mil planking installed downstairs?
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 27, 2019, 06:28:50 PM
@GravitySucks  Did you ever get that 8 mil planking installed downstairs?

@KSM yes I did. I don’t like the color my son picked out but he is the one living there now so he can deal with it. It is really dark. I’ll try and take a picture of it the next time I am there.

He has two great Pyrenees that can’t get used to the tailslides when they try running towards the door when I go over.
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Post by: PB on July 27, 2019, 06:38:18 PM
@KSM yes I did. I don’t like the color my son picked out but he is the one living there now so he can deal with it. It is really dark. I’ll try and take a picture of it the next time I am there.

He has two great Pyrenees that can’t get used to the tailslides when they try running towards the door when I go over.

No worries, it will lighten up over time as they pee on it
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Post by: KSM on July 27, 2019, 06:38:26 PM
@KSM yes I did. I don’t like the color my son picked out but he is the one living there now so he can deal with it. It is really dark. I’ll try and take a picture of it the next time I am there.

He has two great Pyrenees that can’t get used to the tailslides when they try running towards the door when I go over.
Son's got Awesome taste in DogFellas!


Sometimes the dark stuff can turn a nice space into an Irish pub. I always go there when I see that. Especially if the darker floor has a rustic look to it. I'd do an entire home as Pub style. But then I'd need the Guinness kegs and wife would get surly and sore at me. Thank God I can win at surly.


I like a wood look dark floor. Most o the time. Looks great with a sage green theme wall..
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 27, 2019, 06:49:40 PM
Son's got Awesome taste in DogFellas!


Sometimes the dark stuff can turn a nice space into an Irish pub. I always go there when I see that. Especially if the darker floor has a rustic look to it. I'd do an entire home as Pub style. But then I'd need the Guinness kegs and wife would get surly and sore at me. Thank God I can win at surly.


I like a wood look dark floor. Most o the time. Looks great with a sage green theme wall..

20 years ago I put in a fairly dark oak laminate but it was brown.  The stuff he picked is a distressed look but is mostly black. It is much darker than I would have chosen. I think a brown would have been warmer. I had oak cabinets in the kitchen before with a New Orleans style ceramic tile.  He had the cabinets painted white and went with the vinyl planking throughout the downstairs- except the master bedroom. That has carpet that matches the stairs and the second floor.

He redid the fireplace too. It was oak. Now that whole wall is a charcoal brick with a rough cedar mantle.

Grey walls and white trim.
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 27, 2019, 07:07:48 PM
No worries, it will lighten up over time as they pee on it

They have a doggie door that I could drive my pickup through.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 27, 2019, 07:34:52 PM


He redid the fireplace too. It was oak. Now that whole wall is a charcoal brick with a rough cedar mantle.

Grey walls and white trim.
Now that's a nice picture. That would make me want an Islay single malt as we discussed it further.


John B. Well's is on now. Signing off.  Crossrooaaads of Crisis! Dallas Texas.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on July 29, 2019, 09:00:54 PM
Marketing Memes
https://en.ryte.com/wiki/Meme

Know Your Meme
https://knowyourmeme.com/about

Belle Delphine
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/belle-delphine



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Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on July 31, 2019, 05:57:03 PM
Marketing Memes
https://en.ryte.com/wiki/Meme

Know Your Meme
https://knowyourmeme.com/about


so yes... marketing memes can make someone a shit load of money....  8)
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Belle Delphine
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/belle-delphine






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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 01, 2019, 10:43:05 PM
MIT Nuclear Research Reactor   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIT_Nuclear_Research_Reactor



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 05, 2019, 08:42:40 PM
GoFundMe Wish fundraisers page..... remarkably depressing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 06, 2019, 03:11:23 PM
I wish I wouldn't wake up with my fist jammed in my eye. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on August 06, 2019, 03:17:52 PM
I wish I wouldn't wake up with my fist jammed in my eye.

Don't
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 06, 2019, 03:24:03 PM
Don't

LOL! I wish I could. There are many times where I wake up, laying on my belly, and I'm face down on the pillow with my fist in my eye.  It takes a bit to recover from the slight pain and blurred vision.   :-\

Should I wear goggles?  I do not want to!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 06, 2019, 07:53:34 PM
LOL! I wish I could. There are many times where I wake up, laying on my belly, and I'm face down on the pillow with my fist in my eye.  It takes a bit to recover from the slight pain and blurred vision.   :-\


Are you having fight dreams? You know, the ones where you are punching your pillow and you feel really weak in the dream. it's very frustrating. Almost like the pillow takes your best shot and then it laughs at you.
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Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 06, 2019, 10:20:07 PM
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Post by: Spookcat on August 07, 2019, 06:23:32 AM
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I hated that in college. Many classes would also make you buy access codes for at least $50 that you never ended up using anyway...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 07, 2019, 02:27:56 PM
I hated that in college. Many classes would also make you buy access codes for at least $50 that you never ended up using anyway...

I got to the point where I would only buy the book when the reading was assigned.  Lots of times the professor had a list of books to buy that we never even got to.

Also, check Amazon and other on-line book sellers, screw the campus bookstore ad their rip-off pricing
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 07, 2019, 06:14:45 PM
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/796745/NASA-live-feed-cut-mystery-object-appear-ISS-space-station-video (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/796745/NASA-live-feed-cut-mystery-object-appear-ISS-space-station-video)

Old news, but still...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 08, 2019, 05:48:15 PM
Manipulate brain cells using a smartphone https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/08/190805143525.htm
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A team of scientists have invented a device that can control neural circuits using a tiny brain implant controlled by a smartphone. The device could speed up efforts to uncover brain diseases such as Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, addiction, depression, and pain.

i'm gonna want to purchase one of those devices. only to control the on/off switch for the Brain. it's for a friend.

i also want one of these...
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Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 11, 2019, 02:00:40 PM
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Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2019, 02:04:32 PM
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Ooh baby!  +1 !!! ;D
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Post by: sean92008 on August 11, 2019, 03:49:13 PM
Polar shift stuff

https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/08/the-last-magnetic-pole-flip-saw-22000-years-of-weirdness/?amp=1
 (https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/08/the-last-magnetic-pole-flip-saw-22000-years-of-weirdness/?amp=1)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 12, 2019, 07:41:56 PM
K-pop is being rocked by a sex scandal. It’s part of a bigger societal problem.
https://www.vox.com/2019/4/29/18306249/k-pop-sex-scandal-seungri-burning-sun


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 14, 2019, 09:05:03 PM
Well here's a new one|

A few weeks I bid on a huge job, found out yesterday that I won the bid. I've been told that I can do a walkthrough/tour of the new hotel (Pomeroy) next Monday. All bids were placed based on a floor plan PDF. Many PDF files for each floor. I'm getting to the weird part.. I as well as all contractors have been told that there are to be NO cell phones/cameras on the premises during work hours. "all devices are to be left in vehicles in the lot next door" This is the first franchise contract I've ever bid on/won, I thought perhaps this was normal on such jobs for """"SECURITY PURPOSES"""" but after asking around I've found out that this is a new thing. Really, really weird. And don't get me started on the personal information required from my employees to be allowed to work on this site.   :o :o ???


Guess I won't be able to post any flooring pics in the thread.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 14, 2019, 09:06:14 PM
Well here's a new one|

A few weeks I bid on a huge job, found out yesterday that I won the bid. I've been told that I can do a walkthrough/tour of the new hotel (Pomeroy) next Monday. All bids were placed based on a floor plan PDF. Many PDF files for each floor. I'm getting to the weird part.. I as well as all contractors have been told that there are to be NO cell phones/cameras on the premises, including work days. "all devices are to be left in vehicles in the lot next door" This is the first franchise contract I've ever bid on/won, I thought perhaps this was normal on such jobs for """"SECURITY PURPOSES"""" but after asking around I've found out that this is a new thing. Really, really weird. And don't get me started on the personal information required from my employees to be allowed to work on this site.   :o :o ???


Guess I won't be able to post any flooring pics in the thread.

#sketchpad

@KSM I guess you will have to take bigfoot out for a date night once the hotel opens for business.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 14, 2019, 09:12:44 PM
#sketchpad
All bidders were emailed the floorplan. That's how we placed our bids.. hated it because there are ALWAYS surprises with these things ::) Guess my point is that it's ridiculous. Guess it will cut down on my dudes playing candy crush on their muthafkn devices. Not that they would during work of course.
Title: TV Head
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 15, 2019, 05:44:11 AM
@ShayP    Have you been bored lately?   Pretty unique man............

Title: Re: TV Head
Post by: ShayP on August 15, 2019, 12:04:17 PM
@ShayP    Have you been bored lately?   Pretty unique man............



@Walks_At_Night    I'm always bored, plus I'm almost out of TV's.  Have to think of something else soon.  I'll check to see what's left in my storage unit. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 18, 2019, 05:47:14 AM
Too funny.  Needed this laugh and no - there is no gore.

https://twitter.com/awardsdarwin/status/1162131785138016258
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 20, 2019, 08:22:13 PM


 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 22, 2019, 04:10:43 PM
I cannot wrap a gift to save my life.  As long as I've lived I simply cannot wrap a present and make it look nice.  Simply awful.  My presents would look better if you just put them in a washing machine with a bunch of tissue paper, or whatever, and then just went with that when all was done.  I have yet to master Scotch tape.  The ability to fold into tight creases is nil.  I have my faculties about me.  I think I'm a pretty smart guy.  However, when I wrap a present it looks like an utter failure and is quite embarrassing actually.

And yes, I know about gift bags. Some things you just can't put in a gift bag.

What is my life?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 22, 2019, 06:57:20 PM
Too funny.  Needed this laugh and no - there is no gore.

https://twitter.com/awardsdarwin/status/1162131785138016258
Man, that was worth the price of admission right there. That dudes gonna be eatin' ass for weeks! I assume that's his wife beating him..

I cannot wrap a gift to save my life.  As long as I've lived I simply cannot wrap a present and make it look nice.  Simply awful.  My presents would look better if you just put them in a washing machine with a bunch of tissue paper, or whatever, and then just went with that when all was done.  I have yet to master Scotch tape.  The ability to fold into tight creases is nil.  I have my faculties about me.  I think I'm a pretty smart guy.  However, when I wrap a present it looks like an utter failure and is quite embarrassing actually.

And yes, I know about gift bags. Some things you just can't put in a gift bag.

What is my life?
LOLOL  yep  Every Christmas I have about 8-12 gifts of all sizes to wrap and it's always the same with taped patches and all kinds of fuckery. some end up a little bald on one side with not enough coverage so that's the side that faces inward at the tree. Even a tiny box of Fendi screws me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 22, 2019, 07:25:26 PM
I cannot wrap a gift to save my life.  As long as I've lived I simply cannot wrap a present and make it look nice.  Simply awful.  My presents would look better if you just put them in a washing machine with a bunch of tissue paper, or whatever, and then just went with that when all was done.  I have yet to master Scotch tape.  The ability to fold into tight creases is nil.  I have my faculties about me.  I think I'm a pretty smart guy.  However, when I wrap a present it looks like an utter failure and is quite embarrassing actually.

And yes, I know about gift bags. Some things you just can't put in a gift bag.

What is my life?

Stop giving gifts, problem solved
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 22, 2019, 07:27:05 PM
Man, that was worth the price of admission right there. That dudes gonna be eatin' ass for weeks! I assume that's his wife beating him..
LOLOL  yep  Every Christmas I have about 8-12 gifts of all sizes to wrap and it's always the same with taped patches and all kinds of fuckery. some end up a little bald on one side with not enough coverage so that's the side that faces inward at the tree. Even a tiny box of Fendi screws me.

@KSM how do you install flooring with tight tolerances if you do not have the spatial awareness and manual dexterity to use gift wrap?  Don’t you own a staple gun?  Geez.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 22, 2019, 08:03:55 PM
@KSM how do you install flooring with tight tolerances if you do not have the spatial awareness and manual dexterity to use gift wrap?  Don’t you own a staple gun?  Geez.
@GravitySucks Staple gun, for what? Wrapping gifts?  :o

Other than that ridiculous query you make a somewhat valid point. I don't know why I can't wrap an aesthetically pleasing package. My WORK, work is impeccable. Perhaps I should put my work clothes and knee pads on when gift wrapping.

And I could've done without the "geez" that one really hurt, man.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 22, 2019, 08:12:51 PM
@GravitySucks Staple gun, for what? Wrapping gifts?  :o

Other than that ridiculous query you make a somewhat valid point. I don't know why I can't wrap an aesthetically pleasing package. My WORK, work is impeccable. Perhaps I should put my work clothes and knee pads on when gift wrapping.

And I could've done without the "geez" that one really hurt, man.

@KSM You see?  This is why next week’s client had the foresight to proclude possession of cell phones on the jobsite. You would be searching for what type type of staples work best for gift wrapping and would end up buying yourself a new Hilty gun - which, while it gas its uses, wreaks havoc on lingerie.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 22, 2019, 08:53:07 PM
@KSM You see?  This is why next week’s client had the foresight to proclude possession of cell phones on the jobsite. You would be searching for what type type of staples work best for gift wrapping and would end up buying yourself a new Hilty gun - which, while it gas its uses, wreaks havoc on lingerie.
Not bad, but I don't wear lingerie. Well, I might when I'm watching my Y&R stories"  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 23, 2019, 06:35:50 AM
Today I woke up in the best mood I've been in for a very long time.  Safe to say, maybe 6 months?  Anyway...

Crab cakes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on August 23, 2019, 06:53:23 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2019, 01:15:25 PM
Today I woke up in the best mood I've been in for a very long time.  Safe to say, maybe 6 months?  Anyway...


#BartEffect
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 23, 2019, 06:42:07 PM
#BartEffect

@Bart Ell   That 'effect' has also required me to use more Gold Bond powder.  Not sure why...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 23, 2019, 07:07:48 PM
Stop giving gifts, problem solved

@PB   Your solution seems too simple.  I feel it could complicate things during future holidays and events.  I will take it under advisement though.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 24, 2019, 05:56:03 AM
@Bart Ell   That 'effect' has also required me to use more Gold Bond powder.  Not sure why...

A slight side effect of the #BartEffect.
Worth the smile it put on your face, though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 24, 2019, 01:27:21 PM
@Spookcat  Do you have any cowbell?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on August 24, 2019, 09:54:39 PM
@Spookcat  Do you have any cowbell?

No. Just cows.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 24, 2019, 11:10:35 PM
No. Just cows.
You can get them with bells, you know. Cowbells ;) Ours did.

Well, until we killed them all :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 25, 2019, 01:17:25 AM
You can get them with bells, you know. Cowbells ;) Ours did.

Well, until we killed them all :-\
I can't believe how much better I am than everybody else. See you next weekend, Fuckfaces! :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 25, 2019, 09:58:25 PM
I can't believe how much better I am than everybody else. See you next weekend, Fuckfaces! :)
Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.


Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on August 25, 2019, 10:16:06 PM
Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.


Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please

http://www.eatingwell.com/recipes/22558/nutrient-focused-diets/high-protein/soups/ (http://www.eatingwell.com/recipes/22558/nutrient-focused-diets/high-protein/soups/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 25, 2019, 10:20:15 PM
Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.


Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please

Well, jizz-cream and chicken soup.  But it has a very high salt content. ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on August 26, 2019, 03:17:37 AM

Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
Get about a pound of good ground beef and a pound of sausage - Italian, smoked, whatever you like. If the sausage is link, slice it into thin slices. Brown the beef a bit - and the pork if it’s ground, then throw it into a crock pot. Add about a cup each of chopped onions, bell pepper, and celery. Half a teaspoon of red pepper and black pepper and 1/4 teaspoon of white pepper. Add a couple of cups of chicken broth and a couple of cups of water. Salt to taste. Maybe some oregano. Set the crock pot to low and go to work. It will be ready when you get home.
Let me know how it turns out. I just made this up, and it sounds good.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 26, 2019, 07:11:09 AM
I just made this up

Crock recipe for a crock pot.
Genius!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on August 29, 2019, 05:40:40 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2019, 07:21:23 AM
Mrs @KSM is a rock star in Chiang Rai as well

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Post by: KSM on August 29, 2019, 07:32:54 PM
Mrs @KSM is a rock star in Chiang Rai as well

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Been a very long day and I have to say that, that ones gone over my head. Another beautiful picture though. Wow.  Is that guy in the middle curling a rolling pin?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on August 29, 2019, 07:34:00 PM
@KSM

Gotcha!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 29, 2019, 07:36:27 PM
@KSM

Gotcha!
I would have to say you're right. I got nuttin'  Eating dinner and off to bed. Cruel world.


..the dinosaur thing was funny and I stand by it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 29, 2019, 08:24:46 PM
Been a very long day and I have to say that, that ones gone over my head. Another beautiful picture though. Wow.  Is that guy in the middle curling a rolling pin?

A rare sculpture of the walking Buddha in a normal everyday action (not posed meditating, etc).  He's carrying a furled sun umbrella, a bag, and a walking staff with the head of Naga the serpent at the top.

Without seeing the back, he may also have an alms bowl and tea kettle slung over his shoulder - everything he'd need walking along, surrounded by devotees. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 30, 2019, 02:08:42 PM
A rare sculpture of the walking Buddha in a normal everyday action (not posed meditating, etc).  He's carrying a furled sun umbrella, a bag, and a walking staff with the head of Naga the serpent at the top.

Without seeing the back, he may also have an alms bowl and tea kettle slung over his shoulder - everything he'd need walking along, surrounded by devotees.
@PB Thanks for that. I actually knew about 70 percent of it but you've filled me in nonetheless. There's a bit of an inside outside joke about my wife angry with a rolling pin or something like it going on (see breakfast thread)  @GravitySucks is having a ball at my expense as he perpetuates the feminine anger and ire I seem to draw on a regular basis from the fairer sex. Not just the one I married.

Turns out I'm a natural when it comes to angering women. Who knew! :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 31, 2019, 03:25:58 AM
Get about a pound of good ground beef and a pound of sausage - Italian, smoked, whatever you like. If the sausage is link, slice it into thin slices. Brown the beef a bit - and the pork if it’s ground, then throw it into a crock pot. Add about a cup each of chopped onions, bell pepper, and celery. Half a teaspoon of red pepper and black pepper and 1/4 teaspoon of white pepper. Add a couple of cups of chicken broth and a couple of cups of water. Salt to taste. Maybe some oregano. Set the crock pot to low and go to work. It will be ready when you get home.
Let me know how it turns out. I just made this up, and it sounds good.
Sounds perfect!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 31, 2019, 03:32:28 AM
Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.


Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
Easy on the protein.  You have a hormone called Sex Hormone BG and it does not like excessive protein.

If you're really bent on a high protein soup, though, put a game hen or two in a crock.  Cook a day or two until the bones and everything are completely dissolved.  Sift out the spent meat to squeeze the goods out of it before discarding it.  Skim the fat if needed (via refrigeration).  Add creamed peas or lentils.  Maybe some cooked wild rice.  Add 3 meats.  Add amino acids.  Add nutritional yeast.  Add cooked veggies.  Simmer to blend.  Season to taste.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 31, 2019, 04:09:54 AM
I cannot wrap a gift to save my life.  As long as I've lived I simply cannot wrap a present and make it look nice.  Simply awful.  My presents would look better if you just put them in a washing machine with a bunch of tissue paper, or whatever, and then just went with that when all was done.  I have yet to master Scotch tape.  The ability to fold into tight creases is nil.  I have my faculties about me.  I think I'm a pretty smart guy.  However, when I wrap a present it looks like an utter failure and is quite embarrassing actually.

And yes, I know about gift bags. Some things you just can't put in a gift bag.

What is my life?
Not sure, but department stores used to offer gift wrapping service for a reasonable fee.  I could be wrong, but I think mail stations also offer it.

I know how you feel.  I was a better wrapper than my brothers, but it always seemed like such a random struggle, full of awkwardness and over-corrections and last-minute little time-consuming glitches.  However, take the horse by the reins, know going into it that it's awkward, and then look at the boxed present objectively and go from there.

If you order from the Web and ship to the person's address, you can pay in advance for gift wrap.  The card will look pre-signed, but most people understand that. Novica website offers very nice gift wrapping.

I assume you already know to box your gifts for ease of wrap?  Lately, discount stores are selling white boxes.  If you use a white box and your gift wrap has white in the colors, then errors will be less detectable.

Gift wrapping is a multi-step process.  You will need to do it at a comfortable height, like a wide kitchen counter if you have one.  A table works, but you will be bending from the hips many times.  I suppose you know you will need sharp, clean scissors and tape.  For matte finish wrap, use regular tape.  For shiny wrap, use shiny tape.  You can try double-sided Scotch tape if you want, but I'm not sure you're ready for that.

Speaking of which, Google around, because last year a man was marketing a new type of wrap that sort of wraps itself or something.  You just reminded me.

Anyhow, one of the most important things about wrapping is gauging and determining how much of a cut of wrapping paper you will need.  So, set the boxed gift on a corner of large wrap.  Of course it's easy to see how much wrap is needed for the body of the gift, because the gift sets right on that amount.  But, you have to factor in how much paper in advance you'll need for that parts of the package that are not setting on the paper.  So, pull the gift away from the corner a few inches - and start eyeballing it to gauge how much of a flap you'll need in the end for the two side ends.  If the gift is wide or square, you'll need lots of extra inches for the two side ends.  If the gift is flat, you'll only need a couple of inches at most.

THEN, and this is the most important:  From that point down, determine double the square or rectangular area, including doubling the inches away from the corner.  This can be done by folding the big sheet over the gift and creasing the point at which it doubles.  Or, by marking the place where the gift is, then moving the gift down to double that, and marking it again.

Some gift wrap has grids on the back of it, like at Dollar Tree.
  You can't always tell that when you buy it, so read the wrapper to see if it says.  So, use those lines to help you cut where you marked the cutting point.

Now, take the cut piece of wrap and set it on the counter.  Take the gift and place it upside down in the center of the wrap.  That way, when the wrap is opened, the topside of the gift is what the recipient sees.  Anyhow, pull one big side of the wrap over and tape it to the box.  I assume at this point, that you are dealing with a professionally cut piece of wrap.  If you are dealing with wrap which someone has already cut into, make sure it is perfectly square first, by trimming it.  When you have a choice between the factory cut edge vs. a home cut edge, be mindful of which cut will show after it is taped.  If one cut is crooked, fold it over to make a straight edge, and then tape it.  If the fold is straight, you can tape it on the top.  If it's crooked, tape it to the box then tape the factory cut side over it.  Anyhow, pull both big sides over the gift and tape each one.  As you get better, you won't usually have to tape the first side to the box, but eventually you can just tape the two pieces together, one over the other.  By taping the first piece to the box, you gain wrap stability, but you lose the ability to adjust the box's position toward the open ends.  Anyhow, when the two big flaps are taped, be sure they overlap!  For stability of presentation, it doesn't hurt to add extra tape.  Unless you are an expert wrapper, tape should be placed at the far ends of the gift, to stabilize the wrap well for when you have to start working with the two open ends later. 

You are halfway done.  Rotate the project to manipulate the two open end pieces.  Take the time to trim the side lengths shorter if you can tell they are too long.  They should be long enough to overlap, but not too much more.  If you can't eyeball it right, then gently test-fold one over the other to see if they are long enough.  If it's unwieldy, then trim one down.  Trimming an end piece is awkward and requires delicacy, because it is already in a u-shape while you are trimming it.  It's ok if your trim is a little crooked because everything will be tucked in by the time you're done.  Just don't short yourself by trimming too much.

Start folding and taping the two open ends:  Each open end side involves 4 steps (2 sides, the bottom and the top).  For the first open end side, take one corner of the open end wrap and run your finger down from the top of the gift to the bottom of it, pressing it in, which creates a diagonal fold.  Since you are a beginner, tape the fold to the box.  Do the same to the opposite piece, which will be even more delicate since the u-shape is now half concave.  Now take the bottom fold and bent it up, using your finger to push any creases in so they are nice and firm.  Tape it up.  Lastly, take the top piece (should look like a triangle now) and it the edge is not straight, fold it over to create a straight edge.  Bend it all down and tape it.

Do the same for the other open end side.

It's best if your original wrap size gauging is close.  However, sometimes we mis-gause.  So as you become more experienced, then you can experiment with sliding the open-ended gift up and down inside the initial large wrap, which can make the end pieces easier.  But that won't work if you have taped the very first piece to the box for stability.  It's a trade off.  I would go with stability until you are more experienced.  The only drawback is your end pieces might require extra trimming.  Anyhow, as you become more skilled, remember when you slide the gift to adjust the open end sides for the right length, you don't have to put it right in the middle and trim both open ends down to size.  No.  You can push it all the way to where it is set just right for one end.  And then you only need to trim the other side.  In general, it's easier to trim just one side when you have to, so go with that if that makes sense.  However, it's best if your original gauging is close and you don't have to finagle halfway through like this.

If there is a gap, before you rush around trying to fill the space with a teeny new cut of wrap (cheating), remember you might not have to.  If you can find super-wide ribbon, you might be able to fasten the ribbon with tape right over the little gap error, so the error never is an issue at all.

Add a ribbon or ribboning, and viola!

If you give small presents, that helps.

If you can't wrap a really large item, at least get an over-size bow for it.  Sometimes those size bows are sold in the section for Christmas tree decorations and wreaths.

Always include a card.  The shoddier the wrap, the nicer then card should be.

A well-wrapped present can mean as much to a girl or old-fashioned people as the gift itself.  It shows care and love.  In some countries, gifts are modest but the wrapping is elaborate.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 31, 2019, 04:21:18 AM
https://geardiary.com/2008/03/26/hallmarks-new-self-adhesive-gift-wrap-time-saver-or-just-tacky/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on August 31, 2019, 09:36:56 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 31, 2019, 01:20:01 PM
@PB Thanks for that. I actually knew about 70 percent of it but you've filled me in nonetheless...

You mean that was right?

 :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 31, 2019, 09:07:30 PM
It's also important to have plenty of wrapping paper.  Don't be afraid to "waste" it.  That's kind of what it's for.

Solid paper shows errors, but paper with an intricate design pattern will hide flaws.

Just get those first two tape-downs correct, on the center.  Pull one side over and tape it to the box.  Pull the other side over and tape it, too.  At the center.  Once you've done that, the rest is just detail work, and forgivable.  If you get the first part nice and tight, it helps a lot.

You've probably already tried the following short-cut, but here goes, for those who haven't:

If you are really helpless, get pounds and pounds of nice, thick, ribbon which can be curled.  Then, cut your wrap job short after the first two folds discussed above.  Flip the gift over so the seam in on the table.  Then, use your cool ribbon to gather and bind one end of the gift at a time, like wrapping a piece of candy.  This is a compromise, but if you attach a bag of candy, well, then... it goes with the theme.  Here is a drawing:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 31, 2019, 09:10:10 PM

That's really neat.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 31, 2019, 09:48:00 PM
You mean that was right?

 :o
30 percent of what you stated to be true. The other 70 that I knew was complete bullshit. This means you saw 45% thru me and my false claim to know 18 percent of what you originally stated in that post you posted.

"Who are thee people and where is my horse? ???" - George Carlin
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 31, 2019, 09:52:32 PM
30 percent of what you stated to be true. The other 70 that I knew was complete bullshit. This means you saw 45% thru me and my false claim to know 18 percent of what you originally stated in that post you posted.

"Who are thee people and where is my horse? ???" - George Carlin

That was George Carlin?  I thought it was Lady Godiva.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: skittles on August 31, 2019, 10:28:18 PM
It's also important to have plenty of wrapping paper.  Don't be afraid to "waste" it.  That's kind of what it's for.

Solid paper shows errors, but paper with an intricate design pattern will hide flaws.

Just get those first two tape-downs correct, on the center.  Pull one side over and tape it to the box.  Pull the other side over and tape it, too.  At the center.  Once you've done that, the rest is just detail work, and forgivable.  If you get the first part nice and tight, it helps a lot.

You've probably already tried the following short-cut, but here goes, for those who haven't:

If you are really helpless, get pounds and pounds of nice, thick, ribbon which can be curled.  Then, cut your wrap job short after the first two folds discussed above.  Flip the gift over so the seam in on the table.  Then, use your cool ribbon to gather and bind one end of the gift at a time, like wrapping a piece of candy.  This is a compromise, but if you attach a bag of candy, well, then... it goes with the theme.  Here is a drawing:

I like it!   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 31, 2019, 10:41:34 PM
That was George Carlin?  I thought it was Lady Godiva.
@GravitySucks  Don't mess with the George, and that was not your best and you knew it as you hit "post"

Jays beat the Astros tonight. I know your heart belongs to Chicago ??? ??? ??? but they don't have it in them to go all the way this year.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 31, 2019, 10:42:58 PM
30 percent of what you stated to be true. The other 70 that I knew was complete bullshit. This means you saw 45% thru me and my false claim to know 18 percent of what you originally stated in that post you posted.
You're 100 percent% spot on about that!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 31, 2019, 11:56:53 PM
It's also important to have plenty of wrapping paper.  Don't be afraid to "waste" it.  That's kind of what it's for.

Solid paper shows errors, but paper with an intricate design pattern will hide flaws.

Just get those first two tape-downs correct, on the center.  Pull one side over and tape it to the box.  Pull the other side over and tape it, too.  At the center.  Once you've done that, the rest is just detail work, and forgivable.  If you get the first part nice and tight, it helps a lot.

You've probably already tried the following short-cut, but here goes, for those who haven't:

If you are really helpless, get pounds and pounds of nice, thick, ribbon which can be curled.  Then, cut your wrap job short after the first two folds discussed above.  Flip the gift over so the seam in on the table.  Then, use your cool ribbon to gather and bind one end of the gift at a time, like wrapping a piece of candy.  This is a compromise, but if you attach a bag of candy, well, then... it goes with the theme.  Here is a drawing:

diagonal wrapping.... the only way to go...



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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 01, 2019, 12:10:02 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 01, 2019, 12:17:31 AM
https://theweek.com/articles/861750/coming-death-just-about-every-rock-legend (https://theweek.com/articles/861750/coming-death-just-about-every-rock-legend)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 01, 2019, 08:51:07 PM
I'm throwing out a few pairs of my wife's giant flip flops. They're all over the house and I'm sick of tripping over them on a daily basis! I am willing to admit that she said it was fine to throw these out because SHE BOUGHT NEW ONES!!!  It never ends and this wasn't in the vows!

NOTE: I added one of her rackets for scale.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 02, 2019, 06:33:26 AM
I'm throwing out a few pairs of my wife's giant flip flops. They're all over the house and I'm sick of tripping over them on a daily basis! I am willing to admit that she said it was fine to throw these out because SHE BOUGHT NEW ONES!!!  It never ends and this wasn't in the vows!

NOTE: I added one of her rackets for scale.

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I have not seen toe imprints like the ones on the third one from the left since the last big bigfoot fake!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 02, 2019, 03:39:37 PM
I have not seen toe imprints like the ones on the third one from the left since the last big bigfoot fake!

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Those things are cheap, in every way. I think she pays 1.99 per pair online which is the only way she can get them that..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 02, 2019, 03:40:37 PM
Craft beer making my tummy sore.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 02, 2019, 04:20:37 PM
Craft beer making my tummy sore.  :'(


Was it good before it made your tummy sore?

If I wasn't sensitive to dairy, I'd be tempted to try this:

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 02, 2019, 04:51:08 PM
Craft beer making my tummy sore.  :'(

I saw some of this in the store the other day - Camel Spider Porter, made in Jordan.


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 02, 2019, 08:22:36 PM

Was it good before it made your tummy sore?

If I wasn't sensitive to dairy, I'd be tempted to try this:

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@Spookcat Chocolate - Milk - Beer.  Fuck you tummy, we're trying this!

I'm usually good for three or four before said tummy troubles start and of course it also depends on how rich and caloric the wonderful brew is. But YES it was damn good!!!  Longboat chocolate porter. This stuff served in a chilled beer mug is simply divine.
https://phillipsbeer.com/the-beers/


I saw some of this in the store the other day - Camel Spider Porter, made in Jordan.


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@PB Well that's something I've never heard of. How often do you read "product of Jordan" I had a Jordan working for me for awhile and I fired him.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 02, 2019, 09:13:43 PM
@Spookcat Chocolate - Milk - Beer.  Fuck you tummy, we're trying this!

I'm usually good for three or four before said tummy troubles start and of course it also depends on how rich and caloric the wonderful brew is. But YES it was damn good!!!  Longboat chocolate porter. This stuff served in a chilled beer mug is simply divine.
https://phillipsbeer.com/the-beers/

@PB Well that's something I've never heard of. How often do you read "product of Jordan" I had a Jordan working for me for awhile and I fired him.

I'm much for beer, but I get curious from time to time. I wish I could remember what brewery it came from, but I once tried a chocolate stout that was pretty good. The most recent beer I tried was back around my birthday, Xingu Black. That one was really smooth.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 04, 2019, 06:58:18 PM
Well, the Board of Stupidvisors in the open latrine and dope shooting gallery once known as San Francisco today unanimously decreed the NRA to be a 'terrorist organization'.  I guess that beats doing something about the endless list of issues they're actually responsible for..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 04, 2019, 07:07:02 PM
Well, the Board of Stupidvisors in the open latrine and dope shooting gallery once known as San Francisco today unanimously decreed the NRA to be a 'terrorist organization'.  I guess that beats doing something about the endless list of issues they're actually responsible for..
Has it really gotten that bad? My mom was there about 15 years ago and had some very nice things to say.. as well as a report of some guy pooing in/on a downtown street in the middle of the afternoon. :o :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 04, 2019, 08:02:33 PM
If you are around me when people ask for my cell phone number, you'll always hear me go on about how I don't like talking on my cell and I mentioned that I've lost quite a few people in my life to the brain tumors.

Now, Vincent was not a big guy in my life. I knew him from 2005 to 2006 worked with him a little and he always made my piano sound incredible. My house would explode with this sound when he played. I'm not joking, the piano sounded different when he played. I met him through a mutual friend.

Well, tonight I saw a reference on a TV show to Paul Anka yelling at his band. I listened to the rant and heard Vinny Falcone's name.  Then I looked up Vincent.  He was always Mr. Falcone to me. I haven't thought about him since the last time I worked with a keyboardist. Why? Because the keyboardist felt like he was just reading music and playing notes like a machine. No heart, no soul.

Lay off your cell phone!

https://syncopatedtimes.com/sinatra-bandleader-vincent-falcone-79/

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Here's the rant:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 05, 2019, 09:38:47 PM
Physically exhausted and cannot for the life of me find sleep. Turn on a light to perhaps read for awhile and can't keep my eyes open. Turn off the light and suddenly have enough energy to lift a car.   HUH?   Any of you want to lay floors for the next six weeks? I'm hiring.  Please?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 05, 2019, 09:43:00 PM
Physically exhausted and cannot for the life of me find sleep. Turn on a light to perhaps read for awhile and can't keep my eyes open. Turn off the light and suddenly have enough energy to lift a car.   HUH?   Any of you want to lay floors for the next six weeks? I'm hiring.  Please?

I cannot.  Maybe try an audio relaxation mp3?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 05, 2019, 09:45:20 PM
Physically exhausted and cannot for the life of me find sleep. Turn on a light to perhaps read for awhile and can't keep my eyes open. Turn off the light and suddenly have enough energy to lift a car.   HUH?   Any of you want to lay floors for the next six weeks? I'm hiring.  Please?

Sleep with the lights on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 05, 2019, 09:50:08 PM
Physically exhausted and cannot for the life of me find sleep. Turn on a light to perhaps read for awhile and can't keep my eyes open. Turn off the light and suddenly have enough energy to lift a car.   HUH?   Any of you want to lay floors for the next six weeks? I'm hiring.  Please?

@KSM your offer sounds inviting. Unfortunately I have 10 more days of Thailand to suffer through.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 05, 2019, 09:54:11 PM
I cannot.  Maybe try an audio relaxation mp3?
Enjoying a few whiskeys on the back deck. This should do it.

Sleep with the lights on.

Enjoying a few whiskeys on the back deck. This should do it.

Laptop on the deck table. Naked. Wish I had time to build a fire.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 05, 2019, 10:12:09 PM
@KSM your offer sounds inviting. Unfortunately I have 10 more days of Thailand to suffer through.
@GravitySucks Listened to an old gabcast last Sunday where you were cohosting and BTW I have a good number of those shows so I know your voice and slight accent. One of the senior electrical guys at the site sounds exactly like you. However he's from a little town in BC called Quesnel where he was born a raised. So I don't know who has the accent.  The guy get's angry on various occasions throughout the day as we hear him yelling at whomever is deserving...?  He just sounds like an angry you.   So by my guess you are fairly tall about 6'2 or 3, slim, and mostly silver throughout the full head of hair.   ..and used to smoke.  ?  He seems like a former smoker with no time for sillyass games on the job.  Other than that he's a swell guy in a really big green truck.

Am I close?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 05, 2019, 10:20:09 PM
@GravitySucks Listened to an old gabcast last Sunday where you were cohosting and BTW I have a good number of those shows so I know your voice and slight accent. One of the senior electrical guys at the site sounds exactly like you. However he's from a little town in BC called Quesnel where he was born a raised. So I don't know who has the accent.  The guy get's angry on various occasions throughout the day as we hear him yelling at whomever is deserving...?  He just sounds like an angry you.   So by my guess you are fairly tall about 6'2 or 3, slim, and mostly silver throughout the full head of hair.   ..and used to smoke.  ?  He seems like a former smoker with no time for sillyass games on the job.  Other than that he's a swell guy in a really big green truck.

Am I close?

@KSM Hit the nail right on the head except I’m not that tall, stocky build, never smoked and my pickup truck is gold. I would never drive a green vehicle.

Other than that you nailed it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 06, 2019, 07:53:16 PM
@KSM your offer sounds inviting. Unfortunately I have 10 more days of Thailand to suffer through.

Of the places I've been, Thailand is my favorite - by far.  The land of smiles. 

What parts are you visiting this trip?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 06, 2019, 08:11:34 PM
Of the places I've been, Thailand is my favorite - by far.  The land of smiles. 

What parts are you visiting this trip?

I’m in Ko Phangan right now. Been to Bangkok, Pattaya, Rayong, Samet, Phuket, Patong, Samui, Uttaradit, Nong Khai, Udon Thani, Laos to reset my visa, Loei, Chiang Mai, Pai, Chiang Rai and probably a few other places I forgot. Headed back to Bangkok tomorrow, then a 3 day tour to Angkor Wat in Cambodia, back up north for a few days and then I head back out of Bangkok on the 17th. Magical holiday so far.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 06, 2019, 08:36:01 PM
I’m in Ko Phangan right now. Been to Bangkok, Pattaya, Rayong, Samet, Phuket, Patong, Samui, Uttaradit, Nong Khai, Udon Thani, Laos to reset my visa, Loei, Chiang Mai, Pai, Chiang Rai and probably a few other places I forgot. Headed back to Bangkok tomorrow, then a 3 day tour to Angkor Wat in Cambodia, back up north for a few days and then I head back out of Bangkok on the 17th. Magical holiday so far.

Dang, that's a nice trip - haha, yeah the 30 day visa run.  Angkor is fantastic - you'll need a car and guide to see and learn as much as possible in the 3 days (or perhaps just a bike and a book).

If you like ruins the ones I liked with some size to them were Sukhothai (and nearby Si Satchanalai, which has far fewer tourists), and Ayutthaya for a day trip (50 mi north of BKK)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 06, 2019, 08:42:49 PM
Dang, that's a nice trip - haha, yeah the 30 day visa run.  Angkor is fantastic - you'll need a car and guide to see and learn as much as possible in the 3 days (or perhaps just a bike and a book).

If you like ruins the ones I liked were Sukhothai (and nearby Si Satchanalai, which has far fewer tourists), and Ayutthaya for a day trip (50 mi north of BKK)

Thanks.  Having a Thai friend that has acted as my personal guide as been great. Her nephew drives a cab in Bangkok so he was our personal driver for the first week. She is from Loei and we used her pickup truck to drive around up north. It is parked at Udon Thani so we have to get back there sometime.

I found a 3 day van tour that will take 4 of us.  Friend, her sister and a friend. To Angkor Wat so we will have our own driver. Almost all inclusive- even includes a hot air balloon ride. Keeping the Thai women interested in ancient ruins is slightly more than a challenge. They want to find something to eat. Constantly.

http://www.cambodiatourcenter.com/tour-details.php?code=CA3#2
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 06, 2019, 08:55:20 PM
... Keeping the Thai women interested in ancient ruins is slightly more than a challenge. They want to find something to eat. Constantly...

Don't I know it...


... I found a 3 day van tour that will take 4 of us.  Friend, her sister and a friend. To Angkor Wat so we will have our own driver. Almost all inclusive- even includes a hot air balloon ride...
http://www.cambodiatourcenter.com/tour-details.php?code=CA3#2

That looks like a really good trip - from what I understand that used to be a 14 hour slog standing up in the back of a truck with the other hapless tourists.  And just happy the road was passible that day

I'd like to go back to Cambodia sometime and see more of it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 09, 2019, 11:56:04 PM
would a modern day Prophet speak in some Holy Glory Truth King James lingo or the language of memes?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 10, 2019, 09:27:35 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 10, 2019, 05:56:08 PM
would a modern day Prophet speak in some Holy Glory Truth King James lingo or the language of memes?

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How did they get that paper to stick to the brick wall? That's odd. And BTW her sleeves are too long as if the jacket is oversized. A lot of disturbing things going on there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 10, 2019, 06:03:37 PM
Tonight I overheard a woman at the table next to us say to her lady friends that she didn't believe in shock collars for misbehaving dogs but quickly went on to say that she was in favor of shock collars for husbands. She didn't giggle after she said it and I think it scared me.. creepy. She's a mean, mean woman.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 16, 2019, 07:28:39 PM
This is more a random stupid complaint/whine. My phone is messing up. Big time. It drops calls. When I use speakerphone I can hear the other person but she can't hear me. Ok Google ignores me. The screen freezes. Too many other weird things. What makes all of this worse is all of these problems are intermittent. I had to scrounge around and find an old phone. The only one I could find was my last unsmart phone

I have had this phone for maybe 4 months. I'm already constantly dealing with Evil Alexa on my Fire. Now this. Why am I cursed with electronic qi? Why can't I have nice things? That work?

What is the lesson here? WHY ME???????

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 16, 2019, 07:45:32 PM
This is more a random stupid complaint/whine. My phone is messing up. Big time. It drops calls. When I use speakerphone I can hear the other person but she can't hear me. Ok Google ignores me. The screen freezes. Too many other weird things. What makes all of this worse is all of these problems are intermittent. I had to scrounge around and find an old phone. The only one I could find was my last unsmart phone

I have had this phone for maybe 4 months. I'm already constantly dealing with Evil Alexa on my Fire. Now this. I have the worst electronic qi. Why can't I have nice things? That work?

What is the lesson here? WHY ME???????

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Gremlins!
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OR


adjust the rabbit ears on the phone.
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 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 16, 2019, 07:52:55 PM


white peaches? oh my gosh those are yummy!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 16, 2019, 08:05:43 PM
... I have had this phone for maybe 4 months. I'm already constantly dealing with Evil Alexa on my Fire.

Now this. Why am I cursed with electronic qi? Why can't I have nice things? That work...

Isn't qi positive energy? 

Have you tried acupuncture on it? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 16, 2019, 08:30:32 PM


What is the lesson here? WHY ME???????

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@TigerLily "Do not place your faith in such trinkets of deception" - Dracula (Bram Stoker's) The Gary Oldman version.

Technology is EVIL and synthetic. I'd send us all back to the 70's when shit was real. Although I guess I'd need a diaper change :-\

Don't ignore me on this one. These devices are nothing more than distraction driven by a malevolent agenda. Don't be a sucker, you're better than that.  Too much? I don't care.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 16, 2019, 09:25:35 PM
@TigerLily "Do not place your faith in such trinkets of deception" - Dracula (Bram Stoker's) The Gary Oldman version.

Technology is EVIL and synthetic. I'd send us all back to the 70's when shit was real. Although I guess I'd need a diaper change :-\

Don't ignore me on this one. These devices are nothing more than distraction driven by a malevolent agenda. Don't be a sucker, you're better than that.  Too much? I don't care.

@KSM  You had me at Bram Stoker's Dracula. I'm a sucker for vampires (get it? sucker?) and nobody played Dracula like Gary Oldman. I watch it at least every Halloween season

I believe you are right about technological toys. I'm just proud I resisted the Apple temptation (hmm. I'm on a roll tonight with the metaphors). I actually do resist new tech for awhile. I was the last of my friends to get a smartphone. I resisted until it became more of an inconvenience not having one. But I will continue my own little rebellion. Especially since Tech treats me so bad.

It is really sad to see everyone ignoring real people and life as they stare at their phones. Thanks for the pep talk
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 16, 2019, 09:33:16 PM
@KSM  You had me at Bram Stoker's Dracula. I'm a sucker for vampires (get it? sucker?) and nobody played Dracula like Gary Oldman. I watch it at least every Halloween season

I believe you are right about technological toys. I'm just proud I resisted the Apple temptation (hmm. I'm on a roll tonight with the metaphors). I actually do resist new tech for awhile. I was the last of my friends to get a smartphone. I resisted until it became more of an inconvenience not having one. But I will continue my own little rebellion. Especially since Tech treats me so bad.

It is really sad to see everyone ignoring real people and life as they stare at their phones. Thanks for the pep talk
+1  Wow, I thought you were gonna rip me a new one for that.  Yeah, it is one fantastic movie. I can't wait till the Halloween season is upon us when I'll have reason to switch to SCARY PENIS! :o :o :o    BWaahhh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 16, 2019, 09:35:39 PM
Isn't qi positive energy? 

Have you tried acupuncture on it?

Qi is neither positive nor negative. It just is. Like the Tao or the Force. I did burn sage and tried an exorcism on my Fire. Didn't help. Maybe acupuncture on my stupidphone. If it doesn't work at least I will have the satisfaction of sticking needles in it. Hey, maybe voodoo
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 16, 2019, 09:37:04 PM
+1  Wow, I thought you were gonna rip me a new one for that.  Yeah, it is one fantastic movie. I can't wait till the Halloween season is upon us when I'll have reason to switch to SCARY PENIS! :o :o :o    BWaahhh


I thought that was year round
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: skittles on September 16, 2019, 09:51:02 PM
@KSM  You had me at Bram Stoker's Dracula. I'm a sucker for vampires (get it? sucker?) and nobody played Dracula like Gary Oldman. I watch it at least every Halloween season

I believe you are right about technological toys. I'm just proud I resisted the Apple temptation (hmm. I'm on a roll tonight with the metaphors). I actually do resist new tech for awhile. I was the last of my friends to get a smartphone. I resisted until it became more of an inconvenience not having one. But I will continue my own little rebellion. Especially since Tech treats me so bad.

It is really sad to see everyone ignoring real people and life as they stare at their phones. Thanks for the pep talk

Hey TL, you are both funny AND smart!  Always savor when you post.  Please do so more often!   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 16, 2019, 11:16:57 PM
Hey TL, you are both funny AND smart!  Always savor when you post.  Please do so more often!   ;D

Hi @skittles . Thank you. What a lovely thing to say. I'm really pleased you enjoy my posts.  And congratulate your good taste  ;)

PS  love your avi
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 17, 2019, 01:58:45 PM
I need to make deviled eggs.  Pronto!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 17, 2019, 02:39:27 PM
Hey TL, you are both funny AND smart!  Always savor when you post.  Please do so more often!   ;D

@skittles ! I just now noticed you're the poster formerly known as pawpourri. I always thought you were fun and clever in the Old Country. Now I consider your compliment very high praise indeed. Thanks again
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on September 18, 2019, 01:21:17 PM
We are getting close to Halloween, why hasn't there been a sequel to Beetlejuice or Hocus Pocus

BTW the next two months are my favorites. NFL in full swing, NHL starts soon, European soccer going on, nice not too cold not to warm jacket weather, leaves changing, TV ready so show a bunch of horror and thriller movies, It's a most comfy time of the year.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: skittles on September 18, 2019, 01:47:38 PM
@skittles ! I just now noticed you're the poster formerly known as pawpourri. I always thought you were fun and clever in the Old Country. Now I consider your compliment very high praise indeed. Thanks again

My pleasure, ma'am.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 22, 2019, 11:16:34 PM
This is wonderful! She actually tries the "do you know who I am?" The cop was great - "Welcome to Edmonton"

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/canada-is-terrible-wwe-wrestler-posts-video-of-edmonton-traffic-stop/ar-AAHFYPE?ocid=spartanntp
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 23, 2019, 05:04:42 PM
I need to make deviled eggs.  Pronto!
@ShayP You make deviled eggs? Nice! I used to absolutely love them until at a BBQ years ago when there was a rather generous amount of eggshell in one sudden bite of an otherwise perfect egg. Fucking ruined me from them.  Same thing happened with pancakes on my 18th birthday, again eggshells! Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings. Fuck.

Anyways, I hope yours were good. And shell-less
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 23, 2019, 05:25:18 PM
It's autumnal equinox. I didn't have to worry about an animal sacrifice this year. My little cat who was a runt and forever stuck at the size of a 5 or 6 month old kitten helped me out. She is the worst huntress. The most she can usually catch is a bug or more often a left over lizard my hunter is done with. But at 4 in the morning when I opened my back door a very unpleasant surprise was waiting for me. An artfully placed dead little mouse with an army of ants already covering it. I nearly stepped on it. Lovely. Nice way to celebrate the Equinox. Mabon Blessings to All

My Familiar. The Huntress
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 23, 2019, 06:00:26 PM
It's autumnal equinox. I didn't have to worry about an animal sacrifice this year. My little cat who was a runt and forever stuck at the size of a 5 or 6 month old kitten helped me out. She is the worst huntress. The most she can usually catch is a bug or more often a left over lizard my hunter is done with. But at 4 in the morning when I opened my back door a very unpleasant surprise was waiting for me. An artfully placed dead little mouse with an army of ants already covering it. I nearly stepped on it. Lovely. Nice way to celebrate the Equinox. Mabon Blessings to All

My Familiar. The Huntress
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OH
One of our cats looks like a 5 or 6 month old. I have asked her many times why she did not finish growing, but she never tells. I bet she was the runt, one of the crowd outside we rescued years ago.

Edit, very pretty kitty
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on September 23, 2019, 06:14:07 PM
@ShayP You make deviled eggs? Nice! I used to absolutely love them until at a BBQ years ago when there was a rather generous amount of eggshell in one sudden bite of an otherwise perfect egg. Fucking ruined me from them.  Same thing happened with pancakes on my 18th birthday, again eggshells! Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings. Fuck.

Anyways, I hope yours were good. And shell-less

That’s why you crack those fuckers on the bowl instead of the counter @juan.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 23, 2019, 06:19:46 PM
It's autumnal equinox. I didn't have to worry about an animal sacrifice this year. My little cat who was a runt and forever stuck at the size of a 5 or 6 month old kitten helped me out. She is the worst huntress. The most she can usually catch is a bug or more often a left over lizard my hunter is done with. But at 4 in the morning when I opened my back door a very unpleasant surprise was waiting for me. An artfully placed dead little mouse with an army of ants already covering it. I nearly stepped on it. Lovely. Nice way to celebrate the Equinox. Mabon Blessings to All

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Kitty!! 😻
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 23, 2019, 07:01:05 PM
That’s why you crack those fuckers on the bowl instead of the counter @juan.
Even better you can use a drill 1/4inch bit drilling just through the shell at the top and the bottom of the pancake ::) oops, sorry, EGG! You then press your lips airtight around the holes and blow into them and watch the shell begin to fall away in large segments leaving nothing but the well peeled gift from baby Jesus. Try it, it works. @BartEllProducer @juan

I know what I'm talking about!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2019, 07:09:26 PM
It's autumnal equinox. I didn't have to worry about an animal sacrifice this year. My little cat who was a runt and forever stuck at the size of a 5 or 6 month old kitten helped me out. She is the worst huntress. The most she can usually catch is a bug or more often a left over lizard my hunter is done with. But at 4 in the morning when I opened my back door a very unpleasant surprise was waiting for me. An artfully placed dead little mouse with an army of ants already covering it. I nearly stepped on it. Lovely. Nice way to celebrate the Equinox. Mabon Blessings to All

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Speaking of hunting...  My cats are strictly indoors after living near train tracks, learning about how native birds are being killed and then I saw some kid ride his bicycle right at a cat and kick it...

With my three cats, they have come to expect to have me throw their treats. I cannot skip a day without hearing about it from them (the three of them simultaneously with their long drawn-out growling-like meows). They get highly agitated, they have been so spoiled.  I get the treats and throw them in an area that's about 1400 square feet.  They chase them and that is what they enjoy. Each of the three has their own turf, they don't cross into the others' either.  When I grab the bag, they go and stand in the middle of each of their sections. They're getting their hunt on.  😺😺😺
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on September 24, 2019, 04:38:17 AM
Even better you can use a drill 1/4inch bit drilling just through the shell at the top and the bottom of the pancake ::) oops, sorry, EGG! You then press your lips airtight around the holes and blow into them and watch the shell begin to fall away in large segments leaving nothing but the well peeled gift from baby Jesus. Try it, it works. @BartEllProducer @juan

I know what I'm talking about!

I’ll let you make yourself a YouTube egg star first.

#EggBlower
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 24, 2019, 08:32:30 PM
I’ll let you make yourself a YouTube egg star first.

#EggBlower
I'll make an eggsample out of you.  That's all I got.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 24, 2019, 10:14:34 PM
@ShayP You make deviled eggs? Nice! I used to absolutely love them until at a BBQ years ago when there was a rather generous amount of eggshell in one sudden bite of an otherwise perfect egg. Fucking ruined me from them.  Same thing happened with pancakes on my 18th birthday, again eggshells! Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings. Fuck.

Anyways, I hope yours were good. And shell-less

@KSM  Oh yeah.  I love deviled eggs and I make them in a variety of ways.  You won't find a piece of shell in any eggs I make, ever.  I'm trying to figure out how someone made deviled eggs that had shells in them.  I can see why you were put off.  The pancake thing too.  Ugh.  I totally understand avoiding foods after a bad experience.  I did the same with chicken wings.  Didn't eat them for 30 years.  Now I crush them.   :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 24, 2019, 10:23:26 PM
Speaking of hunting...  My cats are strictly indoors after living near train tracks, learning about how native birds are being killed and then I saw some kid ride his bicycle right at a cat and kick it...

With my three cats, they have come to expect to have me throw their treats. I cannot skip a day without hearing about it from them (the three of them simultaneously with their long drawn-out growling-like meows). They get highly agitated, they have been so spoiled.  I get the treats and throw them in an area that's about 1400 square feet.  They chase them and that is what they enjoy. Each of the three has their own turf, they don't cross into the others' either.  When I grab the bag, they go and stand in the middle of each of their sections. They're getting their hunt on.  😺😺😺

Great story. Cats are so smart. And looks like they have taught you the Big Lesson. We work for them
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 24, 2019, 11:07:06 PM
Great story. Cats are so smart. And looks like they have taught you the Big Lesson. We work for them
Yep.  I am reminded of that every time I'm home and they need to use the litter box. I must come with them.

What's so incredibly amazing that I learned about kitties is that they pronounce the word hu-man the same way the Ferengi do.

Tonight, they did the simul-meow on me trying to get a second round of Temptations treats. It didn't work but two followed me to bed. Maybe they feel guilty for trying to take advantage of me. Maybe they're just waiting for me to die so that they can have their "treat" that I didn't give them earlier 🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 25, 2019, 06:37:38 PM
@KSM  Oh yeah.  I love deviled eggs and I make them in a variety of ways.  You won't find a piece of shell in any eggs I make, ever.  I'm trying to figure out how someone made deviled eggs that had shells in them.  I can see why you were put off.  The pancake thing too.  Ugh.  I totally understand avoiding foods after a bad experience.  I did the same with chicken wings.  Didn't eat them for 30 years.  Now I crush them.   :D
@ShayP  Well you're giving me something to think about. Might have to ease up and try them again. According to the person I've promised to fuck the rest of my life she makes great deviled eggs, but I've never wanted to find out. I shall give in.. maybe this weekend.

ok, you can't just drop a bad chicken wing tease. What happened, undercooked and you got deathly ill? Or something completely strange. :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 25, 2019, 07:20:37 PM
@ShayP  Well you're giving me something to think about. Might have to ease up and try them again. According to the person I've promised to fuck the rest of my life she makes great deviled eggs, but I've never wanted to find out. I shall give in.. maybe this weekend.

ok, you can't just drop a bad chicken wing tease. What happened, undercooked and you got deathly ill? Or something completely strange. :o

I had a grilled wing in Thailand. It was smaller than a chicken wing. I asked my Thai friend what kind of wing it was. Her answer was “little bird”. It wasn’t bad but I stopped at one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 26, 2019, 08:53:30 AM
@ShayP  Well you're giving me something to think about. Might have to ease up and try them again. According to the person I've promised to fuck the rest of my life she makes great deviled eggs, but I've never wanted to find out. I shall give in.. maybe this weekend.

ok, you can't just drop a bad chicken wing tease. What happened, undercooked and you got deathly ill? Or something completely strange. :o

@KSM  Have your lady make you those eggs man!  I'll keep my fingers crossed that there are no shells.  ;D

Alright, regarding the chicken thing.  When I was a little boy my Mom dragged me to a cookout that some people she worked with planned.  There was a table of food and I was snacking on some things and Mom asks me if I want some chicken.  I never had a wing before.  She said "try it."  I bit into it and it wasn't cooked all the way.  Not totally raw but grossly undercooked.   She thought by my expression I was just being fussy.  I told her I didn't want it.  She told me to eat it.  I bit into it again.  Well, as I pulled away after another bite a vein snapped off and smacked me on my lips.  I almost puked.  Mom didn't seem to notice the state of the chicken but another woman brought it to everyone's attention that some of the chicken was undercooked. 

It really affected me for years.  I only would eat poultry if it was boneless.  (Breasts, tenders)  Then nearly 30 years later I gave it a shot since everyone I knew loved wings.  I overcame my fear and now I love 'em.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on September 26, 2019, 10:05:16 AM
@KSM  Have your lady make you those eggs man!  I'll keep my fingers crossed that there are no shells.  ;D

Alright, regarding the chicken thing.  When I was a little boy my Mom dragged me to a cookout that some people she worked with planned.  There was a table of food and I was snacking on some things and Mom asks me if I want some chicken.  I never had a wing before.  She said "try it."  I bit into it and it wasn't cooked all the way.  Not totally raw but grossly undercooked.   She thought by my expression I was just being fussy.  I told her I didn't want it.  She told me to eat it.  I bit into it again.  Well, as I pulled away after another bite a vein snapped off and smacked me on my lips.  I almost puked.  Mom didn't seem to notice the state of the chicken but another woman brought it to everyone's attention that some of the chicken was undercooked. 

It really affected me for years.  I only would eat poultry if it was boneless.  (Breasts, tenders)  Then nearly 30 years later I gave it a shot since everyone I knew loved wings.  I overcame my fear and now I love 'em.

I know how that is. When I was younger I had a Twix candy bar and got sick. I know it wasn't the candy but I've never eaten a Twix bar since.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 26, 2019, 03:32:11 PM
@KSM  Have your lady make you those eggs man!  I'll keep my fingers crossed that there are no shells.  ;D

Alright, regarding the chicken thing.  When I was a little boy my Mom dragged me to a cookout that some people she worked with planned.  There was a table of food and I was snacking on some things and Mom asks me if I want some chicken.  I never had a wing before.  She said "try it."  I bit into it and it wasn't cooked all the way.  Not totally raw but grossly undercooked.   She thought by my expression I was just being fussy.  I told her I didn't want it.  She told me to eat it.  I bit into it again.  Well, as I pulled away after another bite a vein snapped off and smacked me on my lips.  I almost puked.  Mom didn't seem to notice the state of the chicken but another woman brought it to everyone's attention that some of the chicken was undercooked. 

It really affected me for years.  I only would eat poultry if it was boneless.  (Breasts, tenders)  Then nearly 30 years later I gave it a shot since everyone I knew loved wings.  I overcame my fear and now I love 'em.

Wings are comprised of bone and skin (fat), with very little meat.  To me they aren't really worth the time it takes to get to the tiny meat part, and covering them with goo so people will eat the skin is just gross and fattening.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 26, 2019, 03:34:13 PM
I had a grilled wing in Thailand. It was smaller than a chicken wing. I asked my Thai friend what kind of wing it was. Her answer was “little bird”. It wasn’t bad but I stopped at one.

Morg...........................?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 26, 2019, 04:19:55 PM
Wings are comprised of bone and skin (fat), with very little meat.  To me they aren't really worth the time it takes to get to the tiny meat part, and covering them with goo so people will eat the skin is just gross and fattening.

depends on the bird....

smoked goose wings..
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 26, 2019, 04:50:06 PM
@KSM  Have your lady make you those eggs man!  I'll keep my fingers crossed that there are no shells.  ;D

Alright, regarding the chicken thing.  When I was a little boy my Mom dragged me to a cookout that some people she worked with planned.  There was a table of food and I was snacking on some things and Mom asks me if I want some chicken.  I never had a wing before.  She said "try it."  I bit into it and it wasn't cooked all the way.  Not totally raw but grossly undercooked.   She thought by my expression I was just being fussy.  I told her I didn't want it.  She told me to eat it.  I bit into it again.  Well, as I pulled away after another bite a vein snapped off and smacked me on my lips.  I almost puked.  Mom didn't seem to notice the state of the chicken but another woman brought it to everyone's attention that some of the chicken was undercooked. 

It really affected me for years.  I only would eat poultry if it was boneless.  (Breasts, tenders)  Then nearly 30 years later I gave it a shot since everyone I knew loved wings.  I overcame my fear and now I love 'em.
Shit, we're heading to a wing place in about 30 minutes or whenever she's done "getting dressed" ::) ::) ::) all kinds of wings in all sizes and sorts. Why is it that I can order the duck breast that comes medium rare? Still a fucking bird! We had both on our farm when I was a little shit so I always assumed they have to be cooked the same.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 26, 2019, 05:49:56 PM
Shit, we're heading to a wing place in about 30 minutes or whenever she's done "getting dressed" ::) ::) ::) all kinds of wings in all sizes and sorts. Why is it that I can order the duck breast that comes medium rare? Still a fucking bird! We had both on our farm when I was a little shit so I always assumed they have to be cooked the same.

@KSM  Commercial chickens are raised and processed differently than ducks.  Chickens have a tendency to harbor more bacteria, etc.  Ducks are waterfowl and chickens are not.  There are other factors as well.  Duck is perfectly fine to eat mid-rare, etc.  Chicken...NEVER.

Enjoy your wings and have fun with your lady.  I'm sure craft beer will be part of the menu.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 26, 2019, 05:53:50 PM
@KSM  Commercial chickens are raised and processed differently than ducks.  Chickens have a tendency to harbor more bacteria, etc.  Ducks are waterfowl and chickens are not.  There are other factors as well.  Duck is perfectly fine to eat mid-rare, etc.  Chicken...NEVER.

Enjoy your wings and have fun with your lady.  I'm sure craft beer will be part of the menu.   ;)

Or enjoy your lady and have fun with your wings
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 26, 2019, 06:01:47 PM
Or enjoy your lady and have fun with your wings

@TigerLily  Semantics.   :P ;) :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 26, 2019, 06:44:51 PM
Morg...........................?

Oh NO
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 26, 2019, 07:26:45 PM
Before today I had no idea cows had to have a calf every year to continue making milk.
I thought cows just made milk.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 26, 2019, 07:55:49 PM
Before today I had no idea cows had to have a calf every year to continue making milk.
I thought cows just made milk.

veal  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 26, 2019, 08:10:05 PM
Before today I had no idea cows had to have a calf every year to continue making milk.
I thought cows just made milk.

And brown cows make chocolate milk. 🙃
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 26, 2019, 08:13:31 PM
And brown cows make chocolate milk. 🙃

Cowist.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 26, 2019, 08:14:16 PM
veal  :(

PEDO BEEF!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 26, 2019, 08:19:01 PM
And brown cows make chocolate milk. 🙃

pink cows produce strawberry milk.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 26, 2019, 08:19:44 PM
Before today I had no idea cows had to have a calf every year to continue making milk.
I thought cows just made milk.
That or you keep a maniac around to suck the teets on a regular basis. You'll always be able to say Yes when asked, got milk.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 26, 2019, 09:35:49 PM
Before today I had no idea cows had to have a calf every year to continue making milk.
I thought cows just made milk.

City kids 🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 27, 2019, 01:39:03 AM
City kids 🙄
Cows' carry those calves inside them a long time and they are full of maternal hormones.  Right after birth, the babies are ripped away from the mothers, who wail and cry hard.  I can't imagine being full of motherly hormones and seeing the little living reward of a long, burdensome pregnancy... only to have it torn away from my soul.  The least the farmers could do is alter the cows hormones to increase indifference.  It is simply inhumane.  Thank you for reminding me of this topic.  I need to remember to switch to Chao cheese.  I already don't drink milk.  Maybe I can switch to goat yogurt.  I just can't support the dairy industry very much.  Just an occassional dessert.  I get sick when I think of how the cows are mistreated.  There is no reason for it, other than corporate greed.  Just sickening.  And God only knows what happens to the calves.  There is no reason they can't let the mothers love their babies (and vice versa) for a few months.  Those farmers should be taught right from wrong.  Most of those farms are walled off and have no trespassing signs all over.  Someone could drop signed petitions from a drone, though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 27, 2019, 01:39:50 AM
PEDO BEEF!
Thank you.  I agree.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 28, 2019, 01:26:00 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 02, 2019, 08:48:06 PM
Most people put far too much ricotta in their lasagnas. It's all about the ratio, we must have balance - and the piece must hold it's shape when cut out of the pan and placed on the plate but it must NOT be holding it's shape because it is dry. Yucky.   I have stopped adding spinach, period! I use to add spinach to a cottage cheese layer and it was ok.. but I've found a much better way. Another mistake church lady types and grammas around the world make it having an inconsistency within the consistency of the meat! You'll get large chinks of burger mixed with small chunks and so on. We must pulse our cooked meat mixture in the food processor resulting in a beautiful meaty texture that is pleasing to the eater. This must also be done with taco meat.         I am very civilized.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 02, 2019, 08:54:36 PM
Most people put far too much ricotta in their lasagnas. It's all about the ratio, we must have balance - and the piece must hold it's shape when cut out of the pan and placed on the plate but it must NOT be holding it's shape because it is dry. Yucky.   I have stopped adding spinach, period! I use to add spinach to a cottage cheese layer and it was ok.. but I've found a much better way. Another mistake church lady types and grammas around the world make it having an inconsistency within the consistency of the meat! You'll get large chinks of burger mixed with small chunks and so on. We must pulse our cooked meat mixture in the food processor resulting in a beautiful meaty texture that is pleasing to the eater. This must also be done with taco meat.         I am very civilized.

You’re not civilized if you don’t use Italian sausage
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 02, 2019, 09:40:01 PM
You’re not civilized if you don’t use Italian sausage
What, you want my complete recipe? That almost sounded aggressive :o  I do in fact use spicy Italian sausage as 50 percent of the meat mixture. Of course the other 50 is a high quality ground beef. I will also add some fine asiago to the mixture with some caramelized onion and sweated garlic from warm butter.

So you see, I. AM. CIVILIZED.

Goodnight.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 02, 2019, 09:41:40 PM
What, you want my complete recipe? That almost sounded aggressive :o  I do in fact use spicy Italian sausage as 50 percent of the meat mixture. Of course the other 50 is a high quality ground beef. I will also add some fine asiago to the mixture with some caramelized onion and sweated garlic from warm butter.

So you see, I. AM. CIVILIZED.

Goodnight.

You have been granted temporary civility status.

Fresh oregano and basil?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 03, 2019, 02:54:20 PM
Fucking onions

Apparently due to drought and flooding, there is an onion crisis in India.  The president decreed no onions can be exported, merchants are forbidden to hoard them.

Last time I went to India (years ago), I packed scotch and cigarettes to spread around, as needed (at the time, India wasn't allowing foreign exchange to be spent on foreign made consumer goods, so they mfg their own booze and cigs).  Hell, go now and pack onions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 03, 2019, 03:39:57 PM
Apparently due to drought and flooding, there is an onion crisis in India.  The president decreed no onions can be exported, merchants are forbidden to hoard them.

Last time I went to India (years ago), I packed scotch and cigarettes to spread around, as needed (at the time, India wasn't allowing foreign exchange to be spent on foreign made consumer goods, so they mfg their own booze and cigs).  Hell, go now and pack onions.

Hey @PB

I spent 3 days in Siem Reap. The street urchin souvenir vendors were a real pain in the ass. Much more aggressive than what I encountered in Thailand. I didn’t like the food or the prices there either. 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 03, 2019, 05:59:52 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 03, 2019, 07:31:37 PM
Hey @PB

I spent 3 days in Siem Reap. The street urchin souvenir vendors were a real pain in the ass. Much more aggressive than what I encountered in Thailand. I didn’t like the food or the prices there either.

I've been pretty lucky not encountering swarms of street kids.  I think tourist infrastructure has been built up considerably in places I've been since I was there, and back-pack tourists who get to these places first aren't exactly known for over-tipping.

What I hate are the monkeys that live at some of the major tourist sites.  I've encountered them in India, Nepal, Thailand, and Cambodia.  They'll jump on people, take their things, surround them on narrow pathways and demand food.  They scratch and bite each other, all scab covered and bloody.  I usually pick up the biggest stick I can find and they leave me alone.  They're unbelievably strong, fast, and agile, and pack up together.  One of these things bites you and the vacation is over.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 03, 2019, 07:42:37 PM
I've been pretty lucky not encountering swarms of street kids.  I think tourist infrastructure has been built up considerably in places I've been since I was there, and back-pack tourists who get to these places first aren't exactly known for over-tipping.

What I hate are the monkeys that live at some of the major tourist sites.  I've encountered them in India, Nepal, Thailand, and Cambodia.  They'll jump on people, take their things, surround them on narrow pathways and demand food.  They scratch and bite each other, all scab covered and bloody.  I usually pick up the biggest stick I can find and they leave me alone.  They're unbelievably strong, fast, and agile, and pack up together.  One of these things bites you and the vacation is over.

I didn’t see any monkeys but the women I was traveling with were culturally adverse to going into the jungle.  They are all farmers so they handle the outdoors but something about the jungle makes them uncomfortable. A few short hikes to get to some of the waterfalls and up to one viewpoint was all I could talk them into as far as nature hikes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 03, 2019, 07:45:02 PM
@PB we got extremely lucky it was low season.  I would guess there were only 400 people on the entire grounds of Angkor Wat and less than a dozen at the Banyon temple.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 03, 2019, 07:51:58 PM
Hey @PB

I spent 3 days in Siem Reap. The street urchin souvenir vendors were a real pain in the ass. Much more aggressive than what I encountered in Thailand. I didn’t like the food or the prices there either.

The one time I encountered a crowd of kids all vying for attention (money) was in Kathmandu.  We had ridden all night after hitching rides on trucks at the Tibet border and reached town as the sun was coming up.  I'm not sure where we got dropped off, but we were met by a crowd - dozens of kids.

We picked one out and waved him over.  The rest left us alone, focusing on the remaining marks, er, travelers.  We told him the general area we wanted to stay, what level of hotel, had him get us a taxi, and off we went.  After getting our rooms, we had him take us to someone to change money at a good rate, and sent him off to buy some hash (not for me of course).  He was no doubt getting a cut from everyone - hotel, restaurants, taxi drivers, money changer.  He'd be waiting for us outside every morning to see if we needed anything that day...

 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 03, 2019, 07:56:58 PM
I didn’t see any monkeys but the women I was traveling with were culturally adverse to going into the jungle.  They are all farmers so they handle the outdoors but something about the jungle makes them uncomfortable. A few short hikes to get to some of the waterfalls and up to one viewpoint was all I could talk them into as far as nature hikes.

There were monkeys at Angkor when I was there - inside Angkor Wat itself and near the Terrace of the Elephants. 

They're out at the ruins and temple grounds in rural areas in a lot of places, in parking lots at tourist sites, you name it.  People buy little bags of food for them from right at the site a lot of the time.  I'd like to strangle the people selling the food and the people buying it and feeding these monsters.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 03, 2019, 07:57:32 PM
@PB we got extremely lucky it was low season.  I would guess there were only 400 people on the entire grounds of Angkor Wat and less than a dozen at the Banyon temple.

Sweet
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 03, 2019, 08:06:21 PM
@PB we got extremely lucky it was low season.  I would guess there were only 400 people on the entire grounds of Angkor Wat and less than a dozen at the Banyon temple.

@GravitySucks  Did you go up in the hot air balloon?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 03, 2019, 08:27:54 PM
@GravitySucks  Did you go up in the hot air balloon?

No, that was a group tour and I didn’t want to hassle with riding in a van or bus with a bunch of other people I didn’t know.  I splurged. We flew from Bangkok to Siem Reap and rented a van, driver and guide for 3 days for 7800 baht. They picked us from the airport and took care of everything for 3 days and then dropped us back off at the airport.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on October 03, 2019, 09:13:53 PM
No, that was a group tour and I didn’t want to hassle with riding in a van or bus with a bunch of other people I didn’t know.  I splurged. We flew from Bangkok to Siem Reap and rented a van, driver and guide for 3 days for 7800 baht. They picked us from the airport and took care of everything for 3 days and then dropped us back off at the airport.
Sounds great!  One time I rode in a bus with people I didn't know well in another country, and the driver took us to the middle of nowhere on purpose to extort double the money out of us.  I guess that could happen in any case, but it was worse because I worried the people with me who had hired the guy didn't use a reputable service, so I worried I was with stupid people.  And it turned out, I was.  They didn't tell us our destination had no running water.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 04, 2019, 10:27:35 AM
Moments in Nature

Today, I noticed that Boris (the massive red spider in my yard) had a web up near a wasp's nest. I took Boris and some of his web down with a rake and put him to a more profitable location. The last thing I wanted to happen was a wasp to kill Boris.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 04, 2019, 10:37:52 AM
Moments in Nature

Today, I noticed that Boris (the massive red spider in my yard) had a web up near a wasp's nest. I took Boris and some of his web down with a rake and put him to a more profitable location. The last thing I wanted to happen was a wasp to kill Boris.

Murderer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on October 04, 2019, 10:45:34 AM
Moments in Nature

Today, I noticed that Boris (the massive red spider in my yard) had a web up near a wasp's nest. I took Boris and some of his web down with a rake and put him to a more profitable location. The last thing I wanted to happen was a wasp to kill Boris.

You softie! I save spiders, lizards, caterpillars etc. And of course all the "cute" critters too. Even the hornworms that invaded and devastated my tomato plants. I relocated them out to a nearby, but not too close field. They turn into huge beautiful moths

The moth

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The rescue. But my poor tomatoes and plants 😿

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 04, 2019, 01:23:34 PM
You softie! I save spiders, lizards, caterpillars etc. And of course all the "cute" critters too. Even the hornworms that invaded and devastated my tomato plants. I relocated them out to a nearby, but not too close field. They turn into huge beautiful moths

The moth

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The rescue. But my poor tomatoes and plants 😿

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They look pretty as a "worm" too.  I have tried tomatoes for a few years to consistently pitiful results.  A friend said I live too close to the ocean to really be successful...  Any thoughts?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 04, 2019, 01:36:07 PM
Murderer.

At least I'm not a racist!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 04, 2019, 01:37:05 PM
Sounds great!  One time I rode in a bus with people I didn't know well in another country, and the driver took us to the middle of nowhere on purpose to extort double the money out of us.  I guess that could happen in any case, but it was worse because I worried the people with me who had hired the guy didn't use a reputable service, so I worried I was with stupid people.  And it turned out, I was.  They didn't tell us our destination had no running water.

Sounds like you were visiting Los Angeles...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 07, 2019, 04:55:28 PM
Why is it when driving down the road with 12 car lengths behind me and one car length ahead of me a car will inevitably come zooming up beside me and cut in ahead of me? Are people in that much of a hurry?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on October 07, 2019, 06:13:04 PM
Why is it when driving down the road with 12 car lengths behind me and one car length ahead of me a car will inevitably come zooming up beside me and cut in ahead of me? Are people in that much of a hurry?

Is this a modern version of Mrs Thompson's game? 
1. Because they are inconsiderate
2. Yes. For no good reason

 ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 07, 2019, 06:27:50 PM
Is this a modern version of Mrs Thompson's game? 
1. Because they are inconsiderate
2. Yes. For no good reason
3.  Because you passed them 20 minutes earlier when they were reading their text messages and doing 50 on the freeway.

 ;)

Added the SoCal option.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 07, 2019, 07:13:36 PM
Why is it when driving down the road with 12 car lengths behind me and one car length ahead of me a car will inevitably come zooming up beside me and cut in ahead of me? Are people in that much of a hurry?

go to EweToob... search "Dash Cam"...  for the nuclear version... include "Semi Truck" in the search.
it's a Global Apocalypse!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 07, 2019, 07:41:50 PM
What Is the Total Cost of Owning a Car?  https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/loans/total-cost-owning-car/
Quote
For vehicles driven 15,000 miles a year, average ownership costs added up to about $8,469 per year in 2017.


i have a better idea... Moose Hunting (7 days)  Burntwood Lake Lodge  https://burntwood.com/moose-hunting-packages/    ... with change left over ...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 07, 2019, 08:11:40 PM
Not many have the asses to pull off the shorts they wear nowadays.
I don't want to see their floppy ass meat hanging out like some puss infested clear plastic bag of cottage cheese.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 07, 2019, 08:37:01 PM
... I don't want to see their floppy ass meat hanging out like some puss infested clear plastic bag of cottage cheese.

Yeah, well, speak for yourself
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 07, 2019, 08:44:00 PM
Not many have the asses to pull off the shorts they wear nowadays.
I don't want to see their floppy ass meat hanging out like some puss infested clear plastic bag of cottage cheese.

+1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 07, 2019, 08:52:49 PM
Today I learned pluots are a plum-apricot hybrid.  All this time I thought the different plouts were just really good plum varieties.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 09, 2019, 12:34:19 PM
I dodged a bullet by not buying a BMW X5.  My neighbor bought one a couple of months after I bought my new car and it soon had developed cobwebs all over it as its transmission took a crap on them. It had something like 1,200 miles on it...  After a while, I think BMW finally towed it out of their driveway.  I also had a bunch of coworkers go in and buy a bunch of Audis as a group.  Again, dodged another bullet.




Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on October 09, 2019, 03:00:02 PM
They look pretty as a "worm" too.  I have tried tomatoes for a few years to consistently pitiful results.  A friend said I live too close to the ocean to really be successful...  Any thoughts?

Sorry @sean92008  for the late delay in answering this. I never came back to check for replies. I'm really close to the ocean. The soil was nasty and nothing but weeds would grow. Got some good topsoil and a top layer of really nice compost from a neighbor. I only planted lawn seeds but the tomato plants came up on their own. A previous owner must have had a garden. I would guess at least some tomato plants are pretty hardy since these were dormant for years before they sprung up on their own

I know nothing about gardening so I relied on The Google, neighbors and advice from a gardener who got the lawn started for me. Good luck! I've had a lot of fun with my little garden. But I found out you have to do close inspections daily for hornworms. They blend right into the plant and are ravenous! What you do with them when you catch them is up to your conscience
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 09, 2019, 03:35:32 PM
Today I learned pluots are a plum-apricot hybrid.  All this time I thought the different plouts were just really good plum varieties.

I'm more familiar with "plumcots"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 09, 2019, 05:12:34 PM
Sorry @sean92008  for the late delay in answering this. I never came back to check for replies. I'm really close to the ocean. The soil was nasty and nothing but weeds would grow. Got some good topsoil and a top layer of really nice compost from a neighbor. I only planted lawn seeds but the tomato plants came up on their own. A previous owner must have had a garden. I would guess at least some tomato plants are pretty hardy since these were dormant for years before they sprung up on their own

I know nothing about gardening so I relied on The Google, neighbors and advice from a gardener who got the lawn started for me. Good luck! I've had a lot of fun with my little garden. But I found out you have to do close inspections daily for hornworms. They blend right into the plant and are ravenous! What you do with them when you catch them is up to your conscience


Fried Green Tomato Hornworms   https://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/hornworms.htm
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What does a tomato hornworm taste like? Well, what would you taste like if you'd been stuffing yourself solely with tomato leaves for the better part of a month? Hornworms are ridiculously chlorophyll-rich. They taste great with just about any summer vegetable, but my favorite recipe draws inspiration from the cuisine of the Whistle Stop Cafe, that fictitious Alabama diner made famous by novelist Fanny Flagg.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 09, 2019, 05:27:02 PM

Fried Green Tomato Hornworms   https://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/hornworms.htm
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 ;D

Reminds me of the Lion King

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 10, 2019, 08:46:18 AM
The Fanny Flagg reference got me on a retro-TV search.  Amazon Prime suggested that I look at the Merv Griffin Show.

I have watched the first two episodes... Both incredible.  Not for the actual material, there was actually a lot of lame stuff then, it was captivating for its moment In time.

The second episode had a very lame Richard Pryor. Phil Spector and Eartha Kitt were on it too.

Spector comes off as an asshole.  Eartha was glaring at him.  (10-15 minutes in).  In his interview, he references fighting with Richard Pryor and they bring up karate...  You can see the psychosis bubbling under.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on October 10, 2019, 09:33:39 AM
Fried Green Tomato Hornworms   https://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/hornworms.htm
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What does a tomato hornworm taste like? Well, what would you taste like if you'd been stuffing yourself solely with tomato leaves for the better part of a month? Hornworms are ridiculously chlorophyll-rich. They taste great with just about any summer vegetable, but my favorite recipe draws inspiration from the cuisine of the Whistle Stop Cafe, that fictitious Alabama diner made famous by novelist Fanny Flagg.

 ;D

Has to be a nom de plume for sure. I know. This will be the new craze in cooking shows. "Recipes for a Dying Planet". The first show will be "Bugs. Not Just for Squashing Anymore"

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@Evil Twin Of Zen . This website is a hoot. I will use it to plan my next neighborhood open house
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on October 10, 2019, 09:38:21 AM
Has to be a nom de plume for sure. I know. This will be the new craze in cooking shows. "Recipes for a Dying Planet". The first show will be "Bugs. Not Just for Squashing Anymore"

LOL!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 10, 2019, 07:45:01 PM
Has to be a nom de plume for sure. I know. This will be the new craze in cooking shows. "Recipes for a Dying Planet". The first show will be "Bugs. Not Just for Squashing Anymore"

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@Evil Twin Of Zen . This website is a hoot. I will use it to plan my next neighborhood open house

been to a lot of places. eaten plenty of insects. not a big deal when you have taken a good look around the Place. so much to learn....




oh.. and.. uh.. you left a little sumthin on you lower lip there.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 10, 2019, 08:29:35 PM
been to a lot of places. eaten plenty of insects...

Steer clear of the stir fried crickets - their wings and legs are strong, but brittle.  Days later was still picking shards out of my teeth.

Nice crunch though, like popcorn
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 10, 2019, 09:09:38 PM
Steer clear of the stir fried crickets - their wings and legs are strong, but brittle.  Days later was still picking shards out of my teeth.

Nice crunch though, like popcorn

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Edible Insect Nutrition Information   https://www.edibleinsects.com/insect-nutrition-information/
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As an example, we will look at the cricket raised on a high protein grain diet. They are packed with B vitamins being especially high in B12. In fact, crickets offer over triple the amount of B12 when compared to salmon. They are also a good source of the biologically active form of vitamin A and Riboflavin (also known as B2).

When it comes to minerals, edible crickets pack almost five times as much magnesium as beef and three times as much iron. They supply more calcium than milk and they are high in zinc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 10, 2019, 09:54:56 PM
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Edible Insect Nutrition Information   https://www.edibleinsects.com/insect-nutrition-information/

Wouldn't frying diminish or eliminate some of the vitamins?  Would you then have to eat them raw???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 10, 2019, 10:47:21 PM
Edible Insect Nutrition Information   https://www.edibleinsects.com/insect-nutrition-information/


" As an example, we will look at the cricket raised on a high protein grain diet. They are packed with B vitamins being especially high in B12. In fact, crickets offer over triple the amount of B12 when compared to salmon. They are also a good source of the biologically active form of vitamin A and Riboflavin (also known as B2).

When it comes to minerals, edible crickets pack almost five times as much magnesium as beef and three times as much iron. They supply more calcium than milk and they are high in zinc.

Well heckl, maybe they are worth the extra work.  I wonder if they're all all raised on a high protein grain diet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 11, 2019, 03:06:05 PM
Wouldn't frying diminish or eliminate some of the vitamins?  Would you then have to eat them raw???

i've gradually been replacing my food reserves to insect based products. there are many food products available made from insects and packages are labeled with nutritional information. flour, powders, pastes and bulk products do not look like bugs.
i don't recommend chowing down a handful of bugs from the backyard.  best to know what you are doing in such a case.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 11, 2019, 05:58:43 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 11, 2019, 06:21:35 PM


That is the coolest thing I have seen in a while!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 11, 2019, 07:39:54 PM


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 11, 2019, 08:12:54 PM
I've eaten live bugs, baked bugs, and stir-fried bugs. None of them taste particularly bad, mostly a texture thing. Except termites. Live they taste minty. But you do end up with stuff in your teeth. Down side? Takes a lot of them to make a meal.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 11, 2019, 08:35:47 PM
I've eaten live bugs, baked bugs, and stir-fried bugs. None of them taste particularly bad, mostly a texture thing. Except termites. Live they taste minty. But you do end up with stuff in your teeth. Down side? Takes a lot of them to make a meal.

Nope. A taste of Spicy ant egg salad was all I would do.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2019, 09:05:38 PM
ZZ Top started as musical thieves!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/danielralston/the-true-story-of-the-fake-zombies-the-strangest-con-in-rock

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 14, 2019, 08:14:07 AM
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/14/us/man-351-journey-14-year-old-girl/index.html

Pedophile from Indiana walks 351 miles to Wisconsin (well not really, someone gave him a bus ticket for part of the journey) to have sex with what he thought was a 14 year old girl.  I hope they castrate him.

He had better options.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 14, 2019, 09:37:34 PM
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/14/us/man-351-journey-14-year-old-girl/index.html

Pedophile from Indiana walks 351 miles to Wisconsin (well not really, someone gave him a bus ticket for part of the journey) to have sex with what he thought was a 14 year old girl.  I hope they castrate him.

He had better options.

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My God. That is just horrible.  I agree with you.         I guess I'll move to the whatever open lines thread to post my inane drivel.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 20, 2019, 09:32:59 PM
Wow...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 20, 2019, 11:03:05 PM
Liberace Mansion from a few years ago...



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on October 21, 2019, 04:58:11 PM
If you were to lick the pepperoni, do you think you could stick the pizza on a window?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 22, 2019, 07:19:25 PM
If you were to lick the pepperoni, do you think you could stick the pizza on a window?

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Yooouuuu dink! I hate it when they put the thin meat on top and it curls up like lil soup bowls. Pepperoni is tricky, has to be done right.

sorry for calling you a dink    but shits goin' down
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 22, 2019, 07:20:19 PM
I LIKE THE CUT OF MY OWN JIB. Whatcha gonna do about it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 23, 2019, 08:10:42 PM
I LIKE THE CUT OF MY OWN JIB. Whatcha gonna do about it
LOL  ;D  That's a good one!




In other news; look who had another perfect mulch! Betty!  Yay Betty 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on October 24, 2019, 10:43:32 PM
After 25 years Disney is finally developing a sequel for Hocus Pocus. I looking forward to it way more than I should  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 26, 2019, 09:41:25 AM
Making a knife out of fungi.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 26, 2019, 10:55:58 AM
After 25 years Disney is finally developing a sequel for Hocus Pocus. I looking forward to it way more than I should  ;D
Selena Gomez and Debby Ryan would be interesting in this...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Starman2018 on October 27, 2019, 06:37:01 PM
After 25 years Disney is finally developing a sequel for Hocus Pocus. I looking forward to it way more than I should  ;D
Wow! Has it been that long! Man! I've got to get off the decaf. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 27, 2019, 07:51:59 PM
This tree has no leaves.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on October 27, 2019, 08:05:24 PM
This tree has no leaves.

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Excellent
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aquarius on October 27, 2019, 08:18:36 PM
Selena Gomez and Debby Ryan would be interesting in this...

Yes, Disney has also been on Broadway for 25 years...

https://www.broadwayworld.com/videoplay/VIDEO-Original-Disney-on-Broadway-Leading-Ladies-Perform-Special-Medley-on-THE-VIEW-20191024
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 27, 2019, 08:58:53 PM
If you were to lick the pepperoni, do you think you could stick the pizza on a window?

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Yes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 27, 2019, 09:00:31 PM
This tree has no leaves.

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Wow. You could harvest some serious fertilizer from under that bad boy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 28, 2019, 09:50:22 PM
Random. And fuckin stupid! But extremely difficult.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on October 28, 2019, 10:52:39 PM
 
Rather impressive. I will have to add this to my collection
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on November 04, 2019, 03:33:55 PM
They finally invented a gymnastics event that I can’t even imagine myself trying. They picked the correct title.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 04, 2019, 05:13:29 PM
They finally invented a gymnastics event that I can’t even imagine myself trying. They picked the correct title.


X-Men  and Women. @GravitySucks  That stuff always blows my mind. I did the rings all through high school, won a few tournaments too. One day a guy in gym class missed the pummel horse (or something) all we heard from across the gym was somebody screaming in agony. When I got with eight feet of the guy I noticed his tibia was completely snapped in half and poking way out his skin and bent at a 90 degree angle in a very unfortunate direction.  You can't un-see or even unhear those kinds of things.
The guy was an obnoxious little prick though. Made a full recovery and was irritating as hell in the hallways. If I ever see him again I'll snap all four limbs in half. Big nosed earwax lookin fuckstick.

But yeah it was bad
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 05, 2019, 05:52:54 PM
I really don't have a clue what the hell is going on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on November 05, 2019, 06:09:13 PM
I really don't have a clue what the hell is going on.

Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 11, 2019, 05:54:42 PM
Teared up at the Remembrance Day ceremony today. These things really bring you back down to Earth. Hard.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on November 11, 2019, 06:03:15 PM
Teared up at the Remembrance Day ceremony today. These things really bring you back down to Earth. Hard.

Indeed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on November 11, 2019, 07:35:40 PM
Teared up at the Remembrance Day ceremony today. These things really bring you back down to Earth. Hard.

Yes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 12, 2019, 04:58:25 AM
I wonder when I'll have jury duty.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 12, 2019, 06:00:54 AM
I wonder when I'll have jury duty.

Last time I was down there was a hoot.  The young Asian woman who was speaking English just fine while waiting, all of a sudden could No Habla    The nice little old white man,  who was perfectly cognizant, quickly became a dementia victim.  The black lady was the best. 
Defense Attorney:  "Don't I know you from somewhere?"
Lady: "You represented my ex-husband at our divorce.  That Son of a Bitch hasn't paid any child support in three years!"
Judge:  "Dismissed"   

I got booted out too.  Changed my voter's registration to a third party after that.  Haven't been called since.   Registered whacko's need not apply.   
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 12, 2019, 06:52:49 AM
Why doesn't Jimmy Carter use one of these?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Exile on November 12, 2019, 07:38:16 AM
Epstein didn’t kill himself.

This is a well known fact.  Even ultra left wingers know this.https://twitter.com/i/status/1193680730116767751 (https://twitter.com/i/status/1193680730116767751)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Exile on November 12, 2019, 07:45:18 AM
Teared up at the Remembrance Day ceremony today. These things really bring you back down to Earth. Hard.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 12, 2019, 01:59:44 PM
Why doesn't Jimmy Carter use one of these?

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Hahahaha.

Explanation:  We want him to fall and die.  He costs taxpayers millions of dollars each year for his protection and all those goddamn medical appointments!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 12, 2019, 03:11:28 PM
... Explanation:  We want him to fall and die...

Wanted that since 1977. 

Worst ex-president ever, he never forgave the American people for firing him in 1980 and has been nothing but bitter and nasty ever since
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Norm on November 12, 2019, 03:59:03 PM
This is a well known fact.  Even ultra left wingers know this.https://twitter.com/i/status/1193680730116767751 (https://twitter.com/i/status/1193680730116767751)

I so stole'd this hard!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on November 12, 2019, 05:08:50 PM
Wanted that since 1977. 

Worst ex-president ever, he never forgave the American people for firing him in 1980 and has been nothing but bitter and nasty ever since

He doesn’t even like Billy Bob or whatever his brother is named.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 12, 2019, 05:59:23 PM
You guys hate peanut farmers. Didn't Jimmy start habitat for humanity?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on November 12, 2019, 06:26:59 PM
You guys hate peanut farmers. Didn't Jimmy start habitat for humanity?

He’s just a volunteer. He didn’t start it.  That’s about the only thing he did that I have respect for.  I actually voted for him in the first election I could vote in.  My frontal lobe wasn’t fully developed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 12, 2019, 06:30:11 PM
I hated him when he first ran for governor in 1966. I think I had eight chances to vote against Carter and took advantage of every one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 12, 2019, 06:44:51 PM
He’s just a volunteer. He didn’t start it.  That’s about the only thing he did that I have respect for.  I actually voted for him in the first election I could vote in.  My frontal lobe wasn’t fully developed.
Prejudice I imagine.    If Ford went to Northwestern, I'm sure he would have got your vote.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on November 12, 2019, 06:55:07 PM
Prejudice I imagine.    If Ford went to Northwestern, I'm sure he would have got your vote.

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Ford was better than most gave him credit for. I saw him when he flew into Plattsburgh AFB to visit the US athletes during the 1976 Summer Olympics which were in Montreal.  He lost that election when during the debates he said the Poles were a totaloy independent and autonomous people. I’ll never forget the reaction that Jimmy Carter had. 

I actually knew what he meant but he never recovered. Nuanced answers don’t win debates.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 12, 2019, 07:03:46 PM
Ford was better than most gave him credit for. I saw him when he flew into Plattsburgh AFB to visit the US athletes during the 1976 Summer Olympics which were in Montreal.  He lost that election when during the debates he said the Poles were a totaloy independent and autonomous people. I’ll never forget the reaction that Jimmy Carter had. 

I actually knew what he meant but he never recovered. Nuanced answers don’t win debates.

@TigerLily seems to dig football players.  Wonder if she would have set ideology aside and just voted based on pure studliness?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on November 12, 2019, 10:13:25 PM
@TigerLily seems to dig football players.  Wonder if she would have set ideology aside and just voted based on pure studliness?

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@Walks_At_Night  You wouldn't believe what I have done for the sake of pure studliness
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 13, 2019, 05:34:09 AM
@Walks_At_Night  You wouldn't believe what I have done for the sake of pure studliness

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 13, 2019, 06:30:19 AM
@Walks_At_Night  You wouldn't believe what I have done for the sake of pure studliness

Or who.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on November 13, 2019, 08:06:04 AM
Or who.

Whom
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 13, 2019, 08:12:35 AM
You guys hate peanut farmers. Didn't Jimmy start habitat for humanity?

I read a news thing a short while back about how he was actually helping build a house.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 13, 2019, 08:27:19 AM
Whom

Like a vacwhom!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aquarius on November 13, 2019, 07:25:22 PM
Hahahaha.

Explanation:  We want him to fall and die.  He costs taxpayers millions of dollars each year for his protection and all those goddamn medical appointments!

Did you say that about President Bush, Sr.? and Barbara Bush? They cost a fortune in protection and lots of medical bills, too.

I think anyone who has been President, regardless of party affiliation, deserves that protection and support after their term is over, don't you?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 13, 2019, 07:27:57 PM
Did you say that about President Bush, Sr.? and Barbara Bush? They cost a fortune in protection and lots of medical bills, too.

I think anyone who has been President, regardless of party affiliation, deserves that protection and support after their term is over, don't you?
I might have thought that before Trump.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 13, 2019, 07:38:42 PM
I might have thought that before Trump.
Please elaborate?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 13, 2019, 07:51:04 PM
Please elaborate?
I was being flippant. Of course we should protect and serve our former presidents but Trump is a farce of a prez and I would prefer not to spend any more time, money, or concern on him.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aquarius on November 13, 2019, 09:18:17 PM
I might have thought that before Trump.

Ah well, quite right. I stand corrected.  8)  +1

But seriously, I'm not sure he wouldn't prefer to use his own people and do his own thing rather than be subject to people protecting him who he doesn't trust. He's been very vocal about not trusting the FBI, CIA, and Secret Service, so I'm not sure what he might prefer. He certainly is a different kind of personality than what we've historically dealt with post-Presidency.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 13, 2019, 09:20:45 PM
Ah well, quite right. I stand corrected.  8)

You folded quicker on this then when chicken was involved.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on November 13, 2019, 09:57:58 PM
Ah well, quite right. I stand corrected.  8)  +1

But seriously, I'm not sure he wouldn't prefer to use his own people and do his own thing rather than be subject to people protecting him who he doesn't trust. He's been very vocal about not trusting the FBI, CIA, and Secret Service, so I'm not sure what he might prefer. He certainly is a different kind of personality than what we've historically dealt with post-Presidency.

Smooth. You should be a diplomat
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on November 13, 2019, 11:32:35 PM
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HMMMMmmmmmmmm.   ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 13, 2019, 11:42:30 PM
EVERY!

FUCKING!

TIME!!

I draw The Tower card.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on November 16, 2019, 03:32:47 PM
Ah well, quite right. I stand corrected.  8)  +1

But seriously, I'm not sure he wouldn't prefer to use his own people and do his own thing rather than be subject to people protecting him who he doesn't trust. He's been very vocal about not trusting the FBI, CIA, and Secret Service, so I'm not sure what he might prefer. He certainly is a different kind of personality than what we've historically dealt with post-Presidency.

LOL Wow this just gave me the scary thought of how horrible it must be to be Trump's emergency doctor

He will question what school you went to and criticize it's liberal elitism. Will want to know who you voted for and if you are a Never Trumper. Will demand to look at your phone to see what's your news app (Fox News or CNN ) During a CT Scan he will open his eyes instead of keeping them closes (like during the eclipse) When you show him the results of X-Ray he will get a sharpie and do his on markings (like during the Hurricane) He would bring in a bunch of George Norry "Alternative Doctors" who will tell the you that all he needs more Superbeets   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 17, 2019, 10:29:13 PM
The golden eagle falconer said he could take photos, he didn't say it wouldn't attack.


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 20, 2019, 06:49:49 PM
Impacted Farts is a great band name.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 20, 2019, 07:12:16 PM
Impacted Farts is a great band name.
@Bart Ell I heard them, they really blew.  Hahahahahahahaha   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 24, 2019, 04:51:47 PM
A few weeks ago I went to a funeral where the priest wore a bulletproof vest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 24, 2019, 05:49:24 PM
A few weeks ago I went to a funeral where the priest wore a bulletproof vest.
That pedophile should have worn a bulletproof codpiece... 🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 24, 2019, 05:53:49 PM
That pedophile should have worn a bulletproof codpiece... 🙄

Just because your priest liked it when you blew him every Friday night for 67 straight weeks doesn't mean they all like that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on November 24, 2019, 05:58:55 PM

Just hit halftime on the New England game. If I ever take San Diego weather for granted you* have my permission to slap some sense into me

*permission granted solely to BartEll. I don't trust the rest of you dipshits with that type of power. Even the girls. Especially the girls
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on November 24, 2019, 07:45:32 PM
A few weeks ago I went to a funeral where the priest wore a bulletproof vest.

Instead of a white collar?
Was he famous for bad sermons?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 07:54:40 PM
A few weeks ago I went to a funeral where the priest wore a bulletproof vest.
What in the world? Doesn't trust God Almighty quite that much, huh?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 07:55:08 PM
Just hit halftime on the New England game. If I ever take San Diego weather for granted you* have my permission to slap some sense into me

*permission granted solely to BartEll. I don't trust the rest of you dipshits with that type of power. Even the girls. Especially the girls
Damn it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 07:55:35 PM
Instead of a white collar?
Was he famous for bad sermons?
Good question!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 07:56:42 PM
My in-laws just left after spending the weekend. I think I'm going to have a whiskey and sit by the fire.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 24, 2019, 08:04:04 PM
Instead of a white collar?
Was he famous for bad sermons?

My guess is he enjoys being alive and that may have been at risk on that particular day.
As it was for everyone there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on November 24, 2019, 08:14:52 PM
https://twitter.com/ChimpCovfefe/status/1198816128044355590
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 24, 2019, 08:35:58 PM
There are lots of creepy things about Ken Tamplin.
The creepiest has to be his tongue.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 24, 2019, 08:52:26 PM
There are lots of creepy things about Ken Tamplin.
The creepiest has to be his tongue.



Huntington Beach memory 😲.  My pagan ex-bandmate likes his lessons in spite of his past zealousness to destroy non-believers.

Never thought I'd see him here.  Oz Fox or Tim Gaines next?

PS. My cat does that thing with her tongue when she meows...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on November 24, 2019, 08:52:53 PM
My guess is he enjoys being alive and that may have been at risk on that particular day.
As it was for everyone there.

You were at risk too??
You mustn't do such risky things, we NEEEEEEEEEEED you!

was it mafia?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 24, 2019, 09:03:53 PM
Never thought I'd see him here.  Oz Fox or Tim Gaines next?


Michael Sweet was the only talent in that band.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 24, 2019, 09:04:58 PM
You were at risk too??
You mustn't do such risky things, we NEEEEEEEEEEED you!

was it mafia?

It's ok, Bairyn was safe at home.

Maybe
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 24, 2019, 09:06:27 PM
There are lots of creepy things about Ken Tamplin.
The creepiest has to be his tongue.

Um Bart, The tongue is a vital part of the singing mechanical anatomy. That's also how me and Ken get all the chicks!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 24, 2019, 09:08:01 PM
Um Bart, The tongue is a vital part of the singing mechanical anatomy. That's how me and Ken get all the chicks!!

If you use your tongue on the chicks like that they will think you just slapped them with a bloated fish.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 24, 2019, 09:11:06 PM
If you use your tongue on the chicks like that they will think you just slapped them with a bloated fish.
Ya know, sometimes it's like you just don't even want to participate in my jackassness.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 24, 2019, 09:21:41 PM
Michael Sweet was the only talent in that band.

Buzzzzzz.

I do remember a humorous backstage incident. Some skinhead punk in leathers and studs went after Robert and Michael (Sweet) telling them that they couldn't do that music for god because of how they looked.

It wasn't even a Christian venue for Christ's sake!

I remember how poorly their outfits were sewn together.  Flashback weirdness.  That was the night I drove a very stoned lingerie model home in my Datsun 510 - I insisted she wear her seatbelt...  I also had an in-depth argument about the initial effects of alcohol on the system...  Fuck.  I don't need to remember that shit.  Overload!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on November 24, 2019, 09:22:50 PM
Damn it.

Hah! I knew it!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 09:30:48 PM
Hah! I knew it!
;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 09:37:53 PM
There are lots of creepy things about Ken Tamplin.
The creepiest has to be his tongue.


How has he not learned how to take care of his hair?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 24, 2019, 11:01:51 PM
How has he not learned how to take care of his hair?

That is a result of long-term hairspray use...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on November 30, 2019, 12:33:15 AM
Full Retard.
Heh, heh, heh...  .

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 04, 2019, 05:48:08 PM
Had to take a leak in a customers house today. They had this picture sitting on the toilet tank. You'd think the female wouldn't have such a big smile..

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 04, 2019, 07:10:53 PM
Had to take a leak in a customers house today. They had this picture sitting on the toilet tank. You'd think the female wouldn't have such a big smile..

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The faces look like something from the X-Files...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 04, 2019, 07:18:22 PM
Had to take a leak in a customers house today. They had this picture sitting on the toilet tank. You'd think the female wouldn't have such a big smile..

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I like it!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 06, 2019, 11:41:09 PM
Took a Christmassy drive out to the outer edge of town today. Beautiful stuff with the snow frosted trees and all the local scenery that winter has to offer. Fine!  On the way back (still out there) happened to see a guy out with an axe illegally cutting *cough* butchering his Christmas tree down. Whatever. But the fucking idiot was just hacking away at the thing, no way it will ever grow back. He could've sawed the tree down in a way that doesn't permanently kill the tree but like a careless savage he just hacks away.  $30. would have gotten him a properly cut tree without leaving city limits.

What an asshole
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on December 07, 2019, 12:40:56 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 07, 2019, 05:06:34 AM
Took a Christmassy drive out to the outer edge of town today. Beautiful stuff with the snow frosted trees and all the local scenery that winter has to offer. Fine!  On the way back (still out there) happened to see a guy out with an axe illegally cutting *cough* butchering his Christmas tree down. Whatever. But the fucking idiot was just hacking away at the thing, no way it will ever grow back. He could've sawed the tree down in a way that doesn't permanently kill the tree but like a careless savage he just hacks away.  $30. would have gotten him a properly cut tree without leaving city limits.

What an asshole

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 07, 2019, 05:45:16 PM
This new name is so fucking ridiculous. How the hell can I feel good about any avatar I use? Poor Vera - currently.  Damn odd, man.

Think I'll have to get a Christmas warmer
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 07, 2019, 06:02:01 PM
This new name is so fucking ridiculous. How the hell can I feel good about any avatar I use? Poor Vera - currently.  Damn odd, man.

Think I'll have to get a Christmas warmer

I think a euphemism would work better...

"Christmas sausage," eh?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2019, 07:13:18 PM
This new name is so fucking ridiculous. How the hell can I feel good about any avatar I use? Poor Vera - currently.  Damn odd, man.

Think I'll have to get a Christmas warmer

Vera doesn't mind. Just give her an extra Snausage. A Christmas warmer? Like mittens? That would make a nice pic. You can use @Bluejay 's phallic Christmas tree. Or change your handle. Although I am still recovering from that ordeal
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 07, 2019, 07:17:27 PM
Although I am still recovering from that ordeal

It's not over.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 07, 2019, 07:32:33 PM
Vera doesn't mind. Just give her an extra Snausage. A Christmas warmer? Like mittens? That would make a nice pic. You can use @Bluejay 's phallic Christmas tree. Or change your handle. Although I am still recovering from that ordeal

LOL!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2019, 07:32:52 PM
It's not over.

Oh Noes!!! 🙀

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 07, 2019, 07:35:22 PM
It's not over.
GOOD!! Let's crank up the Christmas heat on deez beotches!!  **Extreeeeeme maniacal laughter**

May I suggest, PolkaPenis?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 07, 2019, 07:38:14 PM
GOOD!! Let's crank up the Christmas heat on deez beotches!!  **Extreeeeeme maniacal laughter**

May I suggest, PolkaPenis?

We can do better.
Hi @PolkaPeePee
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2019, 07:44:57 PM
GOOD!! Let's crank up the Christmas heat on deez beotches!!  **Extreeeeeme maniacal laughter**

May I suggest, PolkaPenis?

I have a whip. And I know how to use it 😾  Sort of

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2019, 07:49:39 PM
We can do better.
Hi @PolkaPeePee

YOU DID IT!!! You MANIAC!!!  Actually, I feel a little sorry for you. I don't think she will be pleased

PolkaPeePee
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 07, 2019, 08:00:04 PM
YOU DID IT!!! You MANIAC!!!  Actually, I feel a little sorry for you. I don't think she will be pleased

The Bart has never had to deal with an unpleased woman.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 07, 2019, 08:01:23 PM
You little shit!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 07, 2019, 08:03:30 PM
GOOD!! Let's crank up the Christmas heat on deez beotches!!  **Extreeeeeme maniacal laughter**

May I suggest, PolkaPenis?
You may not! Fuckers!
I may be  laughing but I do NOT think it’s FUNNY!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2019, 08:04:07 PM

The Bart has never had to deal with an unpleased woman.

You little shit!

First time for everything  8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2019, 08:06:29 PM
You may not! Fuckers!
I may be  laughing but I do NOT think it’s FUNNY!

Better you than me. I mean, Go Get'em PeePee!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 07, 2019, 08:07:02 PM
I have a whip. And I know how to use it 😾  Sort of
Perfect. Now do we use the whip to tie him up and stick him upside down in the snow or should we just beat him with it?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 07, 2019, 08:07:47 PM
Better you than me. I mean, Go Get'em PeePee!
Whose side are you on?  ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 07, 2019, 08:08:10 PM
You may not! Fuckers!
I may be  laughing but I do NOT think it’s FUNNY!
Ok, I think the best thing we can do here is to step back, have a seat and stay calm while...…... I RUN AWAY!!! AhhHaaaaa!!!

It's just for like a day or two..   all good..  hugs     hugs?

Ya know. All this name change stuff is my idea! You'd think I'd be up to 100 by now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 07, 2019, 08:09:13 PM
Ok, I think the best thing we can do here is to step back, have a seat and stay calm while...…... I RUN AWAY!!! AhhHaaaaa!!!

It's just for like a day or two..   all good..  hugs     hugs?
A day or TWO!?!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 07, 2019, 08:10:55 PM
A day or TWO!?!
I just +1 nd you. We're good.      yes

Where's the gratitude for all the fun I bring to your lives??
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 07, 2019, 08:12:49 PM
You little shit!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 07, 2019, 08:13:10 PM
I just +1 nd you. We're good.      yes

Where's the gratitude for all the fun I bring to your lives??
Oh you’ll get yours. Don’t worry.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 07, 2019, 08:14:05 PM
That's Toronto looking like a ghost town floating on the water.
This is also as close as I like to get to Toronto.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 07, 2019, 08:17:24 PM
That's Toronto looking like a ghost town floating on the water.
This is also as close as I like to get to Toronto.

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How many legs, feet and hands are in that lake?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 07, 2019, 08:17:56 PM
How many legs, feet and hands are in that lake?

Four that I can confirm.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 07, 2019, 08:23:48 PM
You little shit!

Language, @PokeaPeePee
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Enard P Farkwark on December 07, 2019, 08:24:14 PM
Four that I can confirm.
Do you empty the nursery there periodically?  That looks like it would do fine.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2019, 08:29:08 PM
Oh you’ll get yours. Don’t worry.

That's what he keeps hoping
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 07, 2019, 08:29:25 PM
Do you empty the nursery there periodically?  That looks like it would do fine.

I prefer the river that is less than a minute from there.
Same water yet it is considered international.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 07, 2019, 08:29:26 PM
I have a whip. And I know how to use it 😾  Sort of

Nice side business...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on December 07, 2019, 08:31:40 PM
do we use the whip to tie him up and stick him upside down in the snow or should we just beat him with it?
BOTH!!  I'll buy the whiskey!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2019, 08:34:02 PM
Nice side business...

You mean all your time in San Diego and you never visited Mistress TigerLily's House of Pain?
conveniently located next to House of Blues

It's in the Google
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2019, 08:35:10 PM
BOTH!!  I'll buy the whiskey!

Seconded. But make mine silver tequila
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 07, 2019, 08:58:57 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 07, 2019, 09:13:30 PM
You mean all your time in San Diego and you never visited Mistress TigerLily's House of Pain?
conveniently located next to House of Blues

It's in the Google

I'm the guy that skipped out after we agreed to extras mid-session.  Two fingers were NOT agreed upon.  I couldn't wipe for a week!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2019, 09:21:13 PM
I'm the guy that skipped out after we agreed to extras mid-session.  Two fingers were NOT agreed upon.  I couldn't wipe for a week!

Thanks for the lol. Now. Not then. That was no laughing matter
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on December 08, 2019, 01:14:25 AM
That's Toronto looking like a ghost town floating on the water.
This is also as close as I like to get to Toronto.

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Don’t they pronounce it “Tah-rawna”?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 08, 2019, 04:48:45 AM
Don’t they pronounce it “Tah-rawna”?

They go for Toe-ron-toe.
They are strange people.
Stinky.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 08, 2019, 11:57:13 AM
I take it back. Thank you for restoring my good name.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 08, 2019, 12:27:13 PM
I take it back. Thank you for restoring my good name.
@PolkaDot YOU'RE WELCOME!! Cry baby :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 08, 2019, 05:11:23 PM
@PolkaDot YOU'RE WELCOME!! Cry baby :'(
Bitch, please.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 08, 2019, 05:40:45 PM
Bitch, please.

I'll have two.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 08, 2019, 05:46:21 PM
I'll have two.
Wait in line - no cutting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 08, 2019, 05:47:00 PM
Wait in line - no cutting.

I'm not emo.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 08, 2019, 05:51:45 PM
I'm not emo.
Thank bartness. The cleaning lady is gone for the weekend and getting blood out of hugging silks is ridiculous.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 08, 2019, 09:37:56 PM
I'm getting free diamonds in my #Clickacy. Santa loves me 😻

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 08, 2019, 10:03:49 PM
I'm getting free diamonds in my #Clickacy. Santa loves me 😻

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Yeah, blood diamonds :'(  But as long as your pretty little phalanges look sweet :( cool 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 08, 2019, 10:14:47 PM
Yeah, blood diamonds :'(  But as long as your pretty little phalanges look sweet :( cool 8)

Nope. Easily mined. First, we stick coal up your ass. No blood involved. At least not from the miners
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 08, 2019, 10:18:22 PM

Hey, Christmas Tree Penis. This click was for you. Shopping for a sister wife?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on December 08, 2019, 10:22:23 PM
In 24 hrs that could be quite prophetic.
Like, crapping diamonds??? ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on December 08, 2019, 10:23:17 PM
Thank goodness somebody is still up. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 08, 2019, 10:25:20 PM
Hey, Christmas Tree Penis. This click was for you. Shopping for a sister wife?

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I don't have to shop. They're already hand selected for me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on December 08, 2019, 10:33:12 PM
I don't have to shop. They're already hand selected for me.

Well, you're solved the poverty problem.  Eat coal, get rich! ;D ;) ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 08, 2019, 10:41:55 PM
I don't have to shop. They're already hand selected for me.

Yeah ...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 10, 2019, 02:24:25 PM
Cheese danish, with cherries, blueberries, or peaches.  That's all I want at this very moment.  Oh, and a cup of coffee to go with it.  No cream or sugar.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 10, 2019, 07:35:14 PM
Cheese danish, with cherries, blueberries, or peaches.  That's all I want at this very moment.  Oh, and a cup of coffee to go with it.  No cream or sugar.


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 10, 2019, 07:51:23 PM

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@Jólakötturinn  I let out a sigh of happiness.  Yet these are unattainable to me.  You temptress.  ;D  I would eat all of those now and regret it later.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 10, 2019, 08:01:30 PM
@Jólakötturinn  I let out a sigh of happiness.  Yet these are unattainable to me.  You temptress.  ;D  I would eat all of those now and regret it later.
@ShayP  By later you mean January.. ?  I think we'll all have a few extra pounds of guilt going into the new year. I still have left over Halloween candy. Last week my wife brought home a lot of Christmas sweets and chocolate temptations (I have a problem)  there is a box of Turtles that I have been making my way through without anybody knowing.  I put a sticky paper inside that says "self control" just incase you're wondering? that method doesn't work. She'll open the box on the 21st and I'll be scattering and giggling ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 10, 2019, 08:08:14 PM
@ShayP  By later you mean January.. ?  I think we'll all have a few extra pounds of guilt going into the new year. I still have left over Halloween candy. Last week my wife brought home a lot of Christmas sweets and chocolate temptations (I have a problem)  there is a box of Turtles that I have been making my way through without anybody knowing.  I put a sticky paper inside that says "self control" just incase you're wondering? that method doesn't work. She'll open the box on the 21st and I'll be scattering and giggling ;D ;D ;D ;D

@Christmas Farm Penis  "By later" I mean hours later or the following day.  My system no longer handles treats like it used to.  In fact if you saw me you would think I'm crushing sweets and all kinds of junk on a regular basis.  I don't.  I actually eat healthier than most people. 

Honestly, if I ate 2 of those danish I would feel like shit a few hours later.  I want to make the sacrifice though!   ;D

*Oh!  You said "a few pounds of guilt..."  I have nearly 100 pounds of guilt already.  Don't need anymore.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 10, 2019, 09:22:00 PM
@ I have nearly 100 pounds of guilt already.  Don't need anymore.   ;)
So my bitching about 5-7 lb's of guilt that I will lose by mid January will fall on deaf ears? Is that what you're telling me?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on December 10, 2019, 11:19:08 PM

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 11, 2019, 07:09:26 AM
@Jólakötturinn  I let out a sigh of happiness.  Yet these are unattainable to me.  You temptress.  ;D  I would eat all of those now and regret it later.

I understand completely. Dairy is not my friend, but every now and then, temptation becomes too great. Last time I was with my family, they decided to go to a Louisiana-style restaurant. Their creole fettuccine was deemed well worth the swelling.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 11, 2019, 07:41:11 AM
So my bitching about 5-7 lb's of guilt that I will lose by mid January will fall on deaf ears? Is that what you're telling me?

@Christmas Farm Penis  Oh no.  It will not fall on deaf ears.  I support you and am confident you will achieve that goal.  You should raise the bar however and add a few more pounds of guilt.  Go for the gusto!   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 11, 2019, 07:47:20 AM
I understand completely. Dairy is not my friend, but every now and then, temptation becomes too great. Last time I was with my family, they decided to go to a Louisiana-style restaurant. Their creole fettuccine was deemed well worth the swelling.

@Jólakötturinn  I want some creole fettuccine now that you mention it.  With some crawfish meat and shrimp.  Yum. :)

Of course I still lust after those danish.  Yum x2.   

But I must show discipline!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 11, 2019, 10:43:28 AM
@Christmas Farm Penis  Oh no.  It will not fall on deaf ears.  I support you and am confident you will achieve that goal.  You should raise the bar however and add a few more pounds of guilt.  Go for the gusto!   ;D
@ShayP I'm at about 4 up right now and it's only the 11th :o By the 31st it'll be 7-9. No more though because the mental torture I'll put myself through will start the year off on a bad foot. let me ask you this; if someone puts a devils food chocolate cake (or whatever your poison is) on the table and tells you to wait three weeks - can you do it? The cake is symbolic of all the chocolaty goodness around here. Temptation everywhere!

I thank you for listening. I will now eat my wonderful ham n spicey monterey jack cheese omelet. Yep
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 11, 2019, 10:52:59 AM
@ShayP I'm at about 4 up right now and it's only the 11th :o By the 31st it'll be 7-9. No more though because the mental torture I'll put myself through will start the year off on a bad foot. let me ask you this; if someone puts a devils food chocolate cake (or whatever your poison is) on the table and tells you to wait three weeks - can you do it? The cake is symbolic of all the chocolaty goodness around here. Temptation everywhere!

I thank you for listening. I will now eat my wonderful ham n spicey monterey jack cheese omelet. Yep

Wouldn't the cake be spoiled/rotten in three weeks?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 11, 2019, 11:00:58 AM
Wouldn't the cake be spoiled/rotten in three weeks?
You're being silly ;D   As I said the cake is meant to be symbolic of all the temptation around the house. But since we're talking in the literal sense, I guess I better eat that cake. Want some? It's divine. Mmmmm
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 11, 2019, 11:07:51 AM
@ShayP I'm at about 4 up right now and it's only the 11th :o By the 31st it'll be 7-9. No more though because the mental torture I'll put myself through will start the year off on a bad foot. let me ask you this; if someone puts a devils food chocolate cake (or whatever your poison is) on the table and tells you to wait three weeks - can you do it? The cake is symbolic of all the chocolaty goodness around here. Temptation everywhere!

I thank you for listening. I will now eat my wonderful ham n spicey monterey jack cheese omelet. Yep

@Christmas Farm Penis  Oh hell no!  I have an addictive personality so if it is something I really like and I can have as much as I want, I will crush it.  Consume it all and feel like shit afterward even though I know better.  In the past I've eaten entire pies in less than 2 days.

I've disciplined myself over the last few years so I don't partake as heavily.  In fact I'm dieting (almost 3 months) and avoiding temptation...for now.   ;)  I'll treat myself on my birthday and the next day on Christmas.  Two straight days of yummies.   :D

Hopefully your omelet wasn't sad like last time.
...I kid...I kid.   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 14, 2019, 06:20:17 AM
How far is too far, Bart?
The man has feelings!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 14, 2019, 10:28:44 AM
How far is too far, Bart?
The man has feelings!

Share the cheese.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 17, 2019, 01:49:42 PM
I have the urge to go find a gumball machine that has those little rubber super balls and just launch them into the atmosphere.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 18, 2019, 05:20:53 PM
Leaked clip from the secret closed-door House impeachment meetings

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 24, 2019, 11:39:54 AM
FLESHNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE???? :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 24, 2019, 12:09:35 PM
FLESHNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE???? :o :o :o :o :o :o

I nominate @KSM for Most Improved Poster of 2019

@damon What were the odds of that?!?!?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Norm on December 24, 2019, 12:25:39 PM
Merry Christmas from North Korea, The BEST Korea!

Where everybody happy!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 24, 2019, 12:28:59 PM
I nominate @KSM for Most Improved Poster of 2019

Blink twice if you were forced to post this under the threat of extreme moderation.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on December 24, 2019, 12:36:36 PM
@Christmas Farm Penis  Oh hell no!  I have an addictive personality so if it is something I really like and I can have as much as I want, I will crush it.  Consume it all and feel like shit afterward even though I know better.  In the past I've eaten entire pies in less than 2 days.

I've disciplined myself over the last few years so I don't partake as heavily.  In fact I'm dieting (almost 3 months) and avoiding temptation...for now.   ;)  I'll treat myself on my birthday and the next day on Christmas.  Two straight days of yummies.   :D

Hopefully your omelet wasn't sad like last time.
...I kid...I kid.   ;D

Happy Birthday, @ShayP!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 24, 2019, 12:47:29 PM
Blink twice if you were forced to post this under the threat of extreme moderation.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 24, 2019, 01:14:18 PM
I nominate @KSM for Most Improved Poster of 2019

Um, I've always been this bad good.

If I've changed anything it's that I'm giving you glimpses into my reality and the maniacal carnage that goes on in within the confides of my head 25/7.


She's not doing anything spectacular there. simple boxing style 'rope a dope' triplets and basic F-roll (fist roll)   but.. good for her. I do something called Bible style baggin that involes fists and elbows hitting all around the bag. Front, sides, and the rear ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 24, 2019, 01:29:12 PM
Um, I've always been this bad good.

If I've changed anything it's that I'm giving you glimpses into my reality and the maniacal carnage that goes on in within the confides of my head 25/7.
She's not doing anything spectacular there. simple boxing style 'rope a dope' triplets and basic F-roll (fist roll)   but.. good for her. I do something called Bible style baggin that involes fists and elbows hitting all around the bag. Front, sides, and the rear ;D

Yep. I saw your promotional video

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: damon on December 24, 2019, 05:06:24 PM
I nominate @KSM for Most Improved Poster of 2019

@damon What were the odds of that?!?!?
The odds of that is 100%.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 24, 2019, 07:39:05 PM
The odds of that is 100%.
Pay him no heed @damon He's up to hooliganisms and madcap like hijinks 'n stuff.  Have a Merry Christmas, sir. I insist :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 24, 2019, 07:41:37 PM
Blink twice if you were forced to post this under the threat of extreme moderation.
Was that a twitch or a blink? I couldn't tell. *shrug*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 24, 2019, 07:42:25 PM
FLESHNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE???? :o :o :o :o :o :o
Well yes, boiling makes them much too tough. Make sure to split them though or they'll jump right out of the pan.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 24, 2019, 07:43:33 PM
Happy Birthday, @ShayP!
Oh Damn! Good call Rikki! Happy Birthday @ShayP
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: damon on December 24, 2019, 07:54:06 PM
Pay him no heed @damon He's up to hooliganisms and madcap like hijinks 'n stuff.  Have a Merry Christmas, sir. I insist :D
I will sir. I hope that you and the rest of the cool ELLGABBERS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 24, 2019, 08:00:05 PM
Well yes, boiling makes them much too tough. Make sure to split them though or they'll jump right out of the pan.
Bart is there a scared shitless emoji available?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 24, 2019, 08:29:29 PM
I will sir. I hope that you and the rest of the cool ELLGABBERS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO.

Excuse me??? You will pay me every heed I am entitled to!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: damon on December 24, 2019, 08:35:11 PM
Excuse me??? You will pay me every heed I am entitled to!!!
Yes you entitled too  we'll talk about the details soon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 25, 2019, 02:18:53 PM
Bart is there a scared shitless emoji available?

Use your words.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 25, 2019, 02:19:28 PM
Was that a twitch or a blink? I couldn't tell. *shrug*

When it is about Falkie it is a twitch.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 26, 2019, 06:07:42 AM
Happy Birthday, @ShayP!

Oh Damn! Good call Rikki! Happy Birthday @ShayP

@Rikki Gins @PolkaDot   Thanks so much!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 26, 2019, 10:38:37 AM
@Rikki Gins @PolkaDot   Thanks so much!  :)

Oh no!
Happy belated birthday to you

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 26, 2019, 10:48:33 AM
Oh no!
Happy belated birthday to you

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Thank you @anniem !  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 26, 2019, 11:34:12 AM
I never understood the lyrics to Roger Miller's "Little Green Apples."  It does in fact rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.  And it does snow in Minneapolis when the winter comes.  I mean...c'mon!  I just can't read between the lines.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 26, 2019, 11:53:40 AM
I never understood the lyrics to Roger Miller's "Little Green Apples."  It does in fact rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.  And it does snow in Minneapolis when the winter comes.  I mean...c'mon!  I just can't read between the lines.
I have (and love) the Sinatra album, Cycles. Lil green apples is one of the songs on that great record. I always take the lyrics for sarcasm.  There is another song called By The Time I Get To Phoenix that sounds like a love song but in reality the dude is leaving her sorry ass and she's too stupid to know it even though he tried to tell her many times before ::) @ShayP

PS  the song title track, Cycles is my death song to be played at my funeral - It's beautiful. Gonna make those fuckers ball their asses off. Fuck Everyone!!    Except you coz it's your birthday :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 26, 2019, 12:07:53 PM
@ShayP

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 26, 2019, 02:15:09 PM
@ShayP

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I did have a happy one, and thank you @Spookcat.   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 26, 2019, 02:27:26 PM
I have (and love) the Sinatra album, Cycles. Lil green apples is one of the songs on that great record. I always take the lyrics for sarcasm.  There is another song called By The Time I Get To Phoenix that sounds like a love song but in reality the dude is leaving her sorry ass and she's too stupid to know it even though he tried to tell her many times before ::) @ShayP

PS  the song title track, Cycles is my death song to be played at my funeral - It's beautiful. Gonna make those fuckers ball their asses off. Fuck Everyone!!    Except you coz it's your birthday :D

Glen Campbell's 'By The Time I Get To Phoenix?'   That's a good one.  The sarcasm take on Little Green Apples is interesting.  Plus I had no idea Sinatra did that too.  I'm checkin' it out.  I love Sinatra.   8)

Yeah man.  Don't fucking be die on my birthday or have a funeral on it either.  12/24.  I beat Jesus by a day.  I win!  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 26, 2019, 02:53:22 PM
I'm checkin' it out.  I love Sinatra.   8)

@ShayP  The entire Cycles album is great. 1965 - way before we were even sperm!!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 27, 2019, 05:32:09 PM
@ShayP  The entire Cycles album is great. 1965 - way before we were even sperm!!!!

@KSM  I was a spermatozoa in 1965.  My sperm tail wasn't fully grown until 1970 when my Mom got knocked up.  Since we're on the subject, my father was a worthless piece of shit.   :D

ANYWAY...Cycles is really good.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 27, 2019, 05:38:57 PM
@KSM  I was a spermatozoa in 1965.  My sperm tail wasn't fully grown until 1970 when my Mom got knocked up.  Since we're on the subject, my father was a worthless piece of shit.   :D
Well ok then. I accept your answer. My dad sued me in 2016!!

Spermatozoa: That was the worst music festival ever! But we all came away with healthy skin. @ShayP
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 27, 2019, 05:43:04 PM
Well ok then. I accept your answer. My dad sued me in 2016!!

Spermatozoa: That was the worst music festival ever! But we all came away with healthy skin. @ShayP

@KSM   No offense, but fuck your dad then.  If I'm out of line, I apologize.  Hey, at least he was part of your life!  LOL!  And the second remark you posted resulted in a genuine spit-take.  ;D ;D ;D ;)

Cheers man!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 27, 2019, 05:46:03 PM
@KSM   No offense, but fuck your dad then.  If I'm out of line, I apologize.  Hey, at least he was part of your life!  LOL!  And the second remark you posted resulted in a genuine spit-take.  ;D ;D ;D ;)

Cheers man!
Apology is not applicable here.  He did what he did and now he lives in double wide, in a PARK. I wonder if he knows that Bubbles guy?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 27, 2019, 07:38:50 PM
Frowns for bad Dads. Sorry you both didn't have better.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 28, 2019, 08:09:02 AM
Frowns for bad Dads. Sorry you both didn't have better.
@anniem you changed your dog!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 28, 2019, 09:14:22 AM
@anniem you changed your dog!  :)

How I wish I was as observant as you!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 11:17:29 AM
Frowns for bad Dads. Sorry you both didn't have better.

Thanks @anniem  :-*  But I think we turned out okay.  Well, at least me. @KSM worries me at times.  ;D   For me, I never gave it much thought growing up.  I had my Mom and Nana, plus other family.  Honestly, I can't miss what I never knew or experienced.  I just know that my father bailed on us after I turned one and he never had contact with me or contributed anything to us.  Well, my Mom dragged him into court a few times but things were different in the 70's.  He'd pay out the nose nowadays.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 11:20:03 AM
I want an Edsel.  Seriously.  This one:

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 28, 2019, 11:24:05 AM
Thanks @anniem  :-*  But I think we turned out okay.  Well, at least me. @KSM worries me at times. 
No worries. I was bonkers before he sued me ;D

@anniem you changed your dog!  :)
@PolkaDot Still not a fan of your latest avatar. I have some suggestions for you if you'd like.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 11:26:18 AM
No worries. I was bonkers before he sued me ;D

@KSM  LMAO!  I feel ya man. It's in my DNA.  I learned to embrace it.   :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 28, 2019, 11:40:09 AM
Thanks @anniem  :-*  But I think we turned out okay.  Well, at least me. @KSM worries me at times.  ;D   For me, I never gave it much thought growing up.  I had my Mom and Nana, plus other family.  Honestly, I can't miss what I never knew or experienced.  I just know that my father bailed on us after I turned one and he never had contact with me or contributed anything to us.  Well, my Mom dragged him into court a few times but things were different in the 70's.  He'd pay out the nose nowadays.  ;)

Very good points. And if he wasn't a good person, it is better that he was elsewhere I imagine.
@KSM is a fun one.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 28, 2019, 11:40:28 AM
No worries. I was bonkers before he sued me ;D
@PolkaDot Still not a fan of your latest avatar. I have some suggestions for you if you'd like.  ;D
@KSM Darling, you had best get used to disappointment . Now, go make me a nice scramble and put on that apron I like.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 28, 2019, 11:40:39 AM
I want an Edsel.  Seriously.  This one:

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What was wrong with those?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 28, 2019, 11:41:32 AM
No worries. I was bonkers before he sued me ;D

How DARE he sue you. Have him call me, I'll give him my opinion.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 28, 2019, 11:42:42 AM
I want an Edsel.  Seriously.  This one:

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What in the world....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 11:44:03 AM
What was wrong with those?

@anniem  Not sure exactly.  I think they marketed it to extensively and couldn't sell many.  They seemed to be good mechanically.  I also saw something on TV (History Channel) about one of the plants shutting down, Ford downsizing, etc.  Anyway, I really like the look of that car.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 11:45:47 AM
What in the world....

@PolkaDot  You wouldn't want to go to the New Year's Eve party in one of these?  Pffft!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 28, 2019, 11:46:54 AM
@PolkaDot  You wouldn't want to go to the New Year's Eve party in one of these?  Pffft!  ;D
I’m tall - will I fit if I have an updo?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 28, 2019, 11:55:32 AM
I just know that my father bailed on us after I turned one and he never had contact with me or contributed anything to us. 

Could it be due to you demonstrating a weak throwing arm with no chance of a career in baseball?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 11:59:32 AM
I’m tall - will I fit if I have an updo?

@PolkaDot  Absolutely!  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 12:02:58 PM
Could it be due to you demonstrating a weak throwing arm with no chance of a career in baseball?

@Bart Ell  Yeah, could be.  I was still working on my mechanics at the age of one.  Pitch selection was a bitch.  Small hands and all.   I wasn't really bringing the heat until I was five.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 28, 2019, 12:05:28 PM
@Bart Ell  Yeah, could be.  I was still working on my mechanics at the age of one.  Pitch selection was a bitch.  Small hands and all.   I wasn't really bringing the heat until I was five.

You should have thrown more junk, maybe exploited the hitters with a few wisely placed eephus pitches.
Live and learn.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 28, 2019, 12:10:01 PM
There are alligators down here.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 12:10:57 PM
There are alligators down here.

Where the hell are you now?  Everglades?  @GravitySucks
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 28, 2019, 12:20:36 PM
@KSM Darling, you had best get used to disappointment . Now, go make me a nice scramble and put on that apron I like.
Yes ma'am. Just to clarify - you're talking about my custom made frontless-backless apron, correct? @PolkaDot


@KSM is a fun one.  :)
Thank you @anniem I am officially a FUN, 1!!!  This gives me new found freedoms to backslide like a muthafucka! Not that I will..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 28, 2019, 12:25:33 PM
I want an Edsel.  Seriously.  This one:

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When I was in high school I went to a classic car show in LA. BTW why did high school boys think car shows would be a fun date? Anyway. I've always been a sports car kind of girl. But I saw this at that car show and fell deeply in love. 1933 Dusenberg. And this one matches my dress

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 28, 2019, 12:27:49 PM
When I was in high school I went to a classic car show in LA. BTW why did high school boys think car shows would be a fun date? Anyway. I've always been a sports car kind of girl. But I saw this at that far show and fell deeply in love. 1933 Dusenberg. And this one matches my dress

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What was a new car doing at a classic car show?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 28, 2019, 12:29:23 PM
There are alligators down here.

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We have the same flora as you but definitely different fauna. My neighbor has 3 dogs, 2 cats and 7 chickens. One of the lovely young ladies

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 28, 2019, 12:33:11 PM
Where the hell are you now?  Everglades?  @GravitySucks

@ShayP Port Aransas. On the north end of Padre Island.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 12:33:59 PM
When I was in high school I went to a classic car show in LA. BTW why did high school boys think car shows would be a fun date? Anyway. I've always been a sports car kind of girl. But I saw this at that far show and fell deeply in love. 1933 Dusenberg. And this one matches my dress

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@TigerLily   Boys, and car shows?  What about girls?  I once had a girlfriend that wanted me to take her to the monster truck & tractor pull show.  We lived in Pittsburgh!   ;D  Worst date ever.   :P

BTW...the Dusenberg is all class.  I forgot about that one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 12:35:36 PM
@ShayP Port Aransas. On the north end of Padre Island.

Okay @GravitySucks   I was ready to play a game of Where in the World is GravitySucks?   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 28, 2019, 12:35:52 PM
What was a new car doing at a classic car show?

Why I oughta ... 😾

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 28, 2019, 12:43:13 PM
Yes ma'am. Just to clarify - you're talking about my custom made frontless-backless apron, correct? @PolkaDot
@KSM that’s the one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 28, 2019, 01:00:03 PM
What did Howard Cunningham drive?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 28, 2019, 01:05:49 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1211030132355485699
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 28, 2019, 01:07:43 PM
What did Howard Cunningham drive?

8 inches into the massive caboose that Mrs. C. possessed.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 28, 2019, 01:11:33 PM
Okay @GravitySucks   I was ready to play a game of Where in the World is GravitySucks?   ;)

Padre Island is the world’s longest barrier island.  It is about 113 miles long.  This is the first time I have been on the northern end.  In the past I have always gone to South Padre. 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 03:08:52 PM
Padre Island is the world’s longest barrier island.  It is about 113 miles long.  This is the first time I have been on the northern end.  In the past I have always gone to South Padre. 

@GravitySucks   Oh wow.  I did not know anything about Padre Island.  If I did at one time, then obviously I forgot. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 28, 2019, 03:20:42 PM
There are alligators down here.

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Does it need a hug?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 28, 2019, 03:22:15 PM
Does it need a hug?

Looked like he needed a burp
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 07:45:42 PM
Reminder!  Never forget that Elmo fucked up Sesame Street.  Fuck Elmo.  I hope he dies and burns in a Muppet hell.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 28, 2019, 08:18:32 PM
Reminder!  Never forget that Elmo fucked up Sesame Street.  Fuck Elmo.  I hope he dies and burns in a Muppet hell.
Wow. OK. I’m going to scroll backwards in hope that there is some context. Elmo hate. Out of NOWHERE.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 28, 2019, 08:20:01 PM
Does it need a hug?
Yes. It NEEDS a hug. Please let me know how this turns out.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 28, 2019, 08:21:55 PM
OK. @ShayP Shay hates Elmo. No additional context required. I’ll just move quietly to another thread.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on December 28, 2019, 10:08:27 PM
Reminder!  Never forget that Elmo fucked up Sesame Street.  Fuck Elmo.  I hope he dies and burns in a Muppet hell.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 29, 2019, 12:20:37 AM
Pretty sure I'll be starting the  KSM - Life Coach thread in early January. Let me, fix you! Let Me In Your Head! You are not broken, you just need a little KSM in your day to day. I will mold you into the person you once saw yourself as in your most hopeful dreams. God bless me you.

Seriously, I know a lot of stuff.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 29, 2019, 04:52:11 AM
Wow. OK. I’m going to scroll backwards in hope that there is some context. Elmo hate. Out of NOWHERE.

@PolkaDot  Well, it is the 'Random, stupid things on your mind thread.'  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 29, 2019, 04:53:18 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HopHey on December 29, 2019, 08:17:50 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 29, 2019, 09:04:11 AM
Pretty sure I'll be starting the  KSM - Life Coach thread in early January. Let me, fix you! Let Me In Your Head! You are not broken, you just need a little KSM in your day to day. I will mold you into the person you once saw yourself as in your most hopeful dreams. God bless me you.

Seriously, I know a lot of stuff.

Can you fix exostosises? If not, no problem, I have a guy lined up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aquarius on December 29, 2019, 03:19:09 PM
@KSM that’s the one.

Photo or it didn't happen. Asking for a friend, of course.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aquarius on December 29, 2019, 03:21:58 PM
@PolkaDot  Well, it is the 'Random, stupid things on your mind thread.'  ;)  ;D

Ah, thank you, @ShayP. That explains it.

So is it appropriate to confess that I used to have a "thing" for Monster? the drummer?

I know, I know, drummers are supposed to all be insane. But what musicians, myself included, aren't? And Monster, imho, was very special.  Something about the way he said, "Want woman!" 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 29, 2019, 03:24:43 PM
Ah, thank you, @ShayP. That explains it.

So is it appropriate to confess that I used to have a "thing" for Monster? the drummer?

I know, I know, drummers are supposed to all be insane. But what musicians, myself included, aren't? And Monster, imho, was very special.  Something about the way he said, "Want woman!" 8)

Monster?
That's some crazy Mandela Effect shit right there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 29, 2019, 03:49:28 PM
Ah, thank you, @ShayP. That explains it.

So is it appropriate to confess that I used to have a "thing" for Monster? the drummer?

I know, I know, drummers are supposed to all be insane. But what musicians, myself included, aren't? And Monster, imho, was very special.  Something about the way he said, "Want woman!" 8)

@Aquarius   Are you thinking about Animal, the drummer?  He's cool. Most of the Muppets were. No matter.  Elmo was an abomination and dumbed-down (my opinion) the message Sesame Street was teaching.  He showed children that it's okay to be an ignorant whiny brat and his vapid nature enforced that in the youth.  He should've staid a background character.  Henson is spinning in his grave.

BTW...I think Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are one of the best bands.  :D

I adore Sesame Street and The Muppet Show.  :)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 29, 2019, 03:54:05 PM
Yes. It NEEDS a hug. Please let me know how this turns out.

@PolkaDot Was there ever a doubt?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 29, 2019, 04:17:28 PM
@PolkaDot Was there ever a doubt?

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LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 29, 2019, 04:20:07 PM
@PolkaDot Was there ever a doubt?

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This was me at the St. Lucia mud baths!
Except I wasn't flexing....
and I had a top on....
and my hair's longer...
Never mind, this is some other muddy person.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 29, 2019, 04:27:30 PM
Photo or it didn't happen. Asking for a friend, of course.  8)
Who is the official EllGab Photographer by the way?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 29, 2019, 04:31:23 PM
Who is the official EllGab Photographer by the way?

Obviously it is @Bluejay
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 29, 2019, 04:38:39 PM
@anniem  Not sure exactly.  I think they marketed it to extensively and couldn't sell many.  They seemed to be good mechanically.  I also saw something on TV (History Channel) about one of the plants shutting down, Ford downsizing, etc.  Anyway, I really like the look of that car.  8)

The Edsel was a mess. The designers were stuck on the idea that the grille had to be vertical but in order for it to pull in enough air to cool properly it needed to be ginormous.
The result looked vaguely like a hoo-hoo and what Leave it to Beaver 1950's family wants to be seen tooling around in that?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 29, 2019, 04:45:03 PM
This was me at the St. Lucia mud baths!
Except I wasn't flexing....
and I had a top on....
and my hair's longer...
Never mind, this is some other muddy person.

I’ve been to St Lucia.  Didn’t know about the mud baths. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 29, 2019, 05:09:41 PM
I’ve been to St Lucia.  Didn’t know about the mud baths.
Mud baths and hot springs. Your skin feels amazing afterwords so soft!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 29, 2019, 05:19:18 PM
Mud baths and hot springs. Your skin feels amazing afterwords so soft!

I went there for a week in 1990 and stayed in the Couples resort.  Did a lot of SCUBA diving and deep sea fishing. I remember going up to some town in the mountains at night for some type of street festival but that was in my drinking days.  I have foggy memories of that trip.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on December 29, 2019, 06:37:05 PM
Obviously it is @Bluejay
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aquarius on December 29, 2019, 09:04:23 PM
@Aquarius   Are you thinking about Animal, the drummer?  He's cool. Most of the Muppets were. No matter.  Elmo was an abomination and dumbed-down (my opinion) the message Sesame Street was teaching.  He showed children that it's okay to be an ignorant whiny brat and his vapid nature enforced that in the youth.  He should've staid a background character.  Henson is spinning in his grave.

BTW...I think Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are one of the best bands.  :D

I adore Sesame Street and The Muppet Show.  :)

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Aargh! Of COURSE it's Animal, @ShayP, thank you for correcting my obviously addled comment!

I owe my dear Animal an apology. And I even sold an Animal T-shirt I had from when it first was put (briefly) on the market on Ebay for a really high price! I'd have to look it up, but I think it went for about $80 iirc and it even had a small stain on it from years ago when I wore it happily. Of course now it would be much too small... sigh. +1

It's been quite a weekend, let me just say that. I am now in the early stages of relatives-finally-gone recovery.  ;)

And oh wise @Bart Ell, I was going to ask what you meant as I didn't catch the meaning of your Mandela Effect comment the first time I read it, but now...  LOL.

See what happens when a person posts when they are too tired to be accurate? Not a wise move.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 30, 2019, 06:40:44 PM
It's been quite a weekend, let me just say that. I am now in the early stages of relatives-finally-gone recovery.  ;)

That's a lovely feeling.  There's a sense of peace and calm...at least for me.  I'm glad it's over myself.  ;)  Ride the wave!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 30, 2019, 06:42:25 PM
Why didn't I buy Band-Aids 3 months ago when I thought it would be a good idea to actually have some on hand?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 30, 2019, 06:52:58 PM
Why didn't I buy Band-Aids 3 months ago when I thought it would be a good idea to actually have some on hand?

Duct tape baby.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 30, 2019, 07:00:04 PM
Duct tape baby.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Starman2018 on December 30, 2019, 07:40:08 PM
Aargh! Of COURSE it's Animal, @ShayP, thank you for correcting my obviously addled comment!

I owe my dear Animal an apology. And I even sold an Animal T-shirt I had from when it first was put (briefly) on the market on Ebay for a really high price! I'd have to look it up, but I think it went for about $80 iirc and it even had a small stain on it from years ago when I wore it happily. Of course now it would be much too small... sigh. +1

It's been quite a weekend, let me just say that. I am now in the early stages of relatives-finally-gone recovery.  ;)

And oh wise @Bart Ell, I was going to ask what you meant as I didn't catch the meaning of your Mandela Effect comment the first time I read it, but now...  LOL.

See what happens when a person posts when they are too tired to be accurate? Not a wise move.  8)
Actually Elmo was know as Animal before he finally got his act together and went to therapy. I took a few months at a private clinic in Maine but the Elmo you see today did indeed used to be Animal from the Muppet's. Hollywood and fame can be tough on celebs. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 31, 2019, 05:04:57 AM
Duct tape baby.

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@Walks_At_Night   Turns out I need that too. :-\   I had some electrical type and that did the trick.  Perfect for wrapping around a finger.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 31, 2019, 03:26:58 PM
I wonder how many gunshots I'll hear tonight?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 31, 2019, 03:49:40 PM
I wonder how many gunshots I'll hear tonight?

Just pretend they're firecrackers. And keep your head down. Stay safe and Happy 2020
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 31, 2019, 03:52:51 PM
At dark they began with shotguns here.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 31, 2019, 04:34:49 PM
At dark they began with shotguns here.

Keep Hello Kitty close and you keep your head down too

Happy New Year
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 31, 2019, 05:48:56 PM
Just pretend they're firecrackers. And keep your head down. Stay safe and Happy 2020

LOL!  You stay safe as well.  Happy 2020.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 31, 2019, 05:50:07 PM
At dark they began with shotguns here.

Wow.  They got an early start.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 31, 2019, 06:10:18 PM
Wow.  They got an early start.  :o
20-years ago, they started at noon. I guess ammo is more expensive now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 31, 2019, 06:16:11 PM
20-years ago, they started at noon. I guess ammo is more expensive now.
On a serious note- it is crazy expensive.  >:(
Shooting squirrels 25 cents at a time.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 31, 2019, 06:59:35 PM
Why is everybody posting on new years eve? I have a legitimate excuse - We got T-boned while running a GREEN light on the way to the party.  Knew we should've just stayed home coz we're FUCKING HOME ANYWAYS!!

AND NO MORE KARMA!!!?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 31, 2019, 07:05:30 PM
I no longer go outside on NYE. Too many cops.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 31, 2019, 07:05:34 PM
Why is everybody posting on new years eve? I have a legitimate excuse - We got T-boned while running a GREEN light on the way to the party.  Knew we should've just stayed home coz we're FUCKING HOME ANYWAYS!!

AND NO MORE KARMA!!!?

@KSM Seriously?   If so, take some aspirin tonight.  You will ache in places you didn’t know you had even had if you think it was minor.  Hope everyone is ok. 

That being said... I have to know. Were you sucking on your wife’s toes right before impact?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 31, 2019, 07:18:38 PM
I no longer go outside on NYE. Too many cops.

This is my 28th NYE sober since I quit drinking. I don’t even go out because of the drunk drivers.  NYE and St Patrick’s Day are amateur nights as far as drinking and driving.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 31, 2019, 07:20:28 PM
@KSM Seriously?   If so, take some aspirin tonight.  You will ache in places you didn’t know you had even had if you think it was minor.  Hope everyone is ok. 

That being said... I have to know. Were you sucking on your wife’s toes right before impact?
LOL @ the last part. I did stuff to her today    meh    such is life :-\ ;D

We were in a taxi and the car that hit us hit the back passenger side where she was sitting. I ride in the front. The impact had her head hit the window. We were already fighting before we got in the cab and I wasn't into it anyway.  I am fine. She says she's fine but as you point out we'll see tomorrow. She did ice and IBPRFN when we got home  like 400 feet back from the crash.  Information was exchanged and all that BS. I just wish it would have been sociably acceptable to thank the cuck who hit us for getting me out of the uncomfortable party we were headed to. I know I'm fine but we'll see how she feels when she wakes up at 11:59 in time to ruin my new years eve song that I like to listen to alone.

It'll all come out in the wash as they say
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 31, 2019, 07:23:16 PM
This is my 28th NYE sober since I quit drinking. I don’t even go out because of the drunk drivers.  NYE and St Patrick’s Day are amateur nights as far as drinking and driving.
I'd give you a plus 1 for that.  But you have posted about ginger beer..?  I assume you're referring to NA beer?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 31, 2019, 07:30:25 PM
... I don’t even go out because of the drunk drivers.  NYE and St Patrick’s Day are amateur nights as far as drinking and driving.

Me either
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 31, 2019, 07:38:42 PM
LOL @ the last part. I did stuff to her today    meh    such is life :-\ ;D

We were in a taxi and the car that hit us hit the back passenger side where she was sitting. I ride in the front. The impact had her head hit the window. We were already fighting before we got in the cab and I wasn't into it anyway.  I am fine. She says she's fine but as you point out we'll see tomorrow. She did ice and IBPRFN when we got home  like 400 feet back from the crash.  Information was exchanged and all that BS. I just wish it would have been sociably acceptable to thank the cuck who hit us for getting me out of the uncomfortable party we were headed to. I know I'm fine but we'll see how she feels when she wakes up at 11:59 in time to ruin my new years eve song that I like to listen to alone.

It'll all come out in the wash as they say

She hit her head? Did she black out at all? Checked at the ER?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 31, 2019, 07:41:35 PM
I'd give you a plus 1 for that.  But you have posted about ginger beer..?  I assume you're referring to NA beer?

I love ginger beer but I have never had any that had alcohol. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 31, 2019, 08:21:06 PM
She hit her head? Did she black out at all? Checked at the ER?
No black out - just a "WHAT THE FUCK" within the split second of impact. No ER. She's unbreakable. I've tried everything ;)  JK

But it's funny because as she screamed "what the fuck" I yelled "Thank you Lord"  The little arab driver swears he heard us say ""THAT THOU FORK!"  Who knows :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aquarius on December 31, 2019, 08:46:41 PM
Just pretend they're firecrackers. And keep your head down. Stay safe and Happy 2020

The idiots across the street started with fireworks early this evening. But never mind they are illegal, these are not your usual backyard firecrackers and such. These were house-shaking, dog-terrifying bomb-like professional fireworks, like the kind the county sets off at the lake near a big shopping center. Huge explosions, knocking our artwork crooked. Seriously terrifying the dogs-- cbd, music, blankets, nothing helped. This is a densely green area with dozens of old growth trees, and they were setting them off within about 15 feet of a big dense grove of pines and shrubs, etc. Just really stupid not to mention annoying. They told me to go F**k myself when I politely asked them to please stop, they were scaring our dogs and us and were not being safe.

Ok, no problem, I finally called the sheriff (which I never do) because it was beyond intolerable. I don't know if they came but they've been quiet for a while now, thank goodness.

I hope you all are having a safe, pleasant, and happy new year's eve, and that the coming year will be a much better one in every way for us all.

Karma or no karma, +1 to you all!  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aquarius on December 31, 2019, 08:47:17 PM
No black out - just a "WHAT THE FUCK" within the split second of impact. No ER. She's unbreakable. I've tried everything ;)  JK

But it's funny because as she screamed "what the fuck" I yelled "Thank you Lord"  The little arab driver swears he heard us say ""THAT THOU FORK!"  Who knows :-\

Glad you're both ok. If either of you ache tomorrow, try to get some arnica, it really helps.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 31, 2019, 08:52:13 PM
Interesting
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 31, 2019, 09:04:39 PM
Why is everybody posting on new years eve? I have a legitimate excuse - We got T-boned while running a GREEN light on the way to the party.  Knew we should've just stayed home coz we're FUCKING HOME ANYWAYS!!

AND NO MORE KARMA!!!?
Oh no! I hope you're just kidding about your accident. It's hard to tell with you...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 31, 2019, 09:05:25 PM
@KSM Seriously?   If so, take some aspirin tonight.  You will ache in places you didn’t know you had even had if you think it was minor.  Hope everyone is ok. 

That being said... I have to know. Were you sucking on your wife’s toes right before impact?
Wait- are we starting a betting pool? Am I too late?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 31, 2019, 09:07:33 PM
No black out - just a "WHAT THE FUCK" within the split second of impact. No ER. She's unbreakable. I've tried everything ;)  JK

But it's funny because as she screamed "what the fuck" I yelled "Thank you Lord"  The little arab driver swears he heard us say ""THAT THOU FORK!"  Who knows :-\
:o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 31, 2019, 09:11:57 PM
Glad you're both ok. If either of you ache tomorrow, try to get some arnica, it really helps.
Thank you @Aquarius for the well wishes and happy new yearcade to you :)

Oh no! I hope you're just kidding about your accident. It's hard to tell with you...
Thank you  ?   No not kidding.  Wouldn't joke about possible head trauma unless it happened to me, and who's to say that it didn't! ;D
WHY the hell are you home? you are supposed to be out dancing and all the stuff I was being pressured into! @PolkaDot  Red dress n all..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 31, 2019, 09:16:21 PM
No black out - just a "WHAT THE FUCK" within the split second of impact. No ER. She's unbreakable. I've tried everything ;)  JK

But it's funny because as she screamed "what the fuck" I yelled "Thank you Lord"  The little arab driver swears he heard us say ""THAT THOU FORK!"  Who knows :-\

Good you guys are ok. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY SAFE
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 31, 2019, 09:16:29 PM
Thank you @Aquarius for the well wishes and happy new yearcade to you :)
Thank you  ?   No not kidding.  Wouldn't joke about possible head trauma unless it happened to me, and who's to say that it didn't! ;D
WHY the hell are you home? you are supposed to be out dancing and all the stuff I was being pressured into! @PolkaDot  Red dress n all..
@KSM I know, I know. Lack of planning on my part.  :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 31, 2019, 09:18:50 PM
AND NO MORE KARMA!!!?

What happened to the karma?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 31, 2019, 09:28:03 PM
Sorry to hear that.

It would be great for class moral if you would share with us the details...   asking for a few many friends 8) @PolkaDot
@KSM Smart ass.
I've been running around taking care of everyone and making sure all the party planning for this weekend was done. Today while taking the dogs out for a run this afternoon I was literally like, "shit, what are we doing tonight!?" And I honestly decided to say fuck it. Bath tub. Champagne. Fireplace. A little Ell Gab. Done deal.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 31, 2019, 09:30:48 PM
What happened to the karma?
@anniem I'm not sure. But the zoo might get a lil crowded and they won't even have their own cages!  Rough stuff!  Unfortunately I have to clean up their poops!   GGgaawwwdZooookss!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 31, 2019, 09:34:05 PM
@anniem I'm not sure. But the zoo might get a lil crowded and they won't even have their own cages!  Rough stuff!  Unfortunately I have to clean up their poops!   GGgaawwwdZooookss!!!

Oh, you can let that go I think. No need to clean today.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 31, 2019, 09:34:46 PM
@KSM Smart ass.
I've been running around taking care of everyone and making sure all the party planning for this weekend was done. Today while taking the dogs out for a run this afternoon I was literally like, "shit, what are we doing tonight!?" And I honestly decided to say fuck it. Bath tub. Champagne. Fireplace. A little Ell Gab. Done deal.
I deleted my post.

Didn't know you had dogs.  Some people have KSM's
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 01, 2020, 03:30:58 AM
This is my 28th NYE sober since I quit drinking.

Congrats! @GravitySucks  I wish I had the discipline.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 01, 2020, 03:35:15 AM
No black out - just a "WHAT THE FUCK" within the split second of impact. No ER. She's unbreakable. I've tried everything ;)  JK

But it's funny because as she screamed "what the fuck" I yelled "Thank you Lord"  The little arab driver swears he heard us say ""THAT THOU FORK!"  Who knows :-\

@KSM  LOL! at "Thank you Lord." ;D   Sorry to see you were in a collision. Glad you and the wife escaped relatively unscathed. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 01, 2020, 01:37:23 PM
@KSM  LOL! at "Thank you Lord." ;D   Sorry to see you were in a collision. Glad you and the wife escaped relatively unscathed.
Oh I'm scratched alright after this mornings wrestling match 8)   ;D



On a separate note I will take this time to announce that Second Christmas will be held on Sunday January 26. Normally C2 is celebrated on the third Sunday of the month but She will be in Phoenix from the 18 thru 24th.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 01, 2020, 01:52:12 PM
Oh I'm scratched alright after this mornings wrestling match 8)   ;D



On a separate note I will take this time to announce that Second Christmas will be held on Sunday January 26. Normally C2 is celebrated on the third Sunday of the month but She will be in Phoenix from the 18 thru 24th.

I forgot about the 2nd Christmas.  In fact I forget why.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 01, 2020, 02:03:22 PM
In fact I forget why.
Because! The hobbits in middle Earth have second breakfast. That's why I founded Second Christmas  :) A complete redo of 12 25 down to the last detail. Music, turkey, company and some gift exchanging. No kids!



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 01, 2020, 02:08:26 PM
Because! The hobbits in middle Earth have second breakfast. That's why I founded Second Christmas  :) A complete redo of 12 25 down to the last detail. Music, turkey, company and some gift exchanging. No kids!

Shenanigans!  That reason doesn't seem familiar from what you previously stated some time ago.  Nonetheless.  CHEERS MAN!!!!   :) 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 01, 2020, 02:58:27 PM
Because! The hobbits in middle Earth have second breakfast. That's why I founded Second Christmas  :) A complete redo of 12 25 down to the last detail. Music, turkey, company and some gift exchanging. No kids!



You know the way to my heart, KSM!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 01, 2020, 03:02:05 PM
...On a separate note I will take this time to announce that Second Christmas will be held on Sunday January 26. Normally C2 is celebrated on the third Sunday of the month but She will be in Phoenix from the 18 thru 24th.

I could be convinced to go the other way, Zero Christmas, declaring the holidays over after Thanksgiving...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aquarius on January 01, 2020, 04:29:32 PM
Karma's back! Good work, SIR! +1 (whew)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 01, 2020, 05:06:57 PM
Karma's back! Good work, SIR! +1 (whew)
Dammit!  I already built in my new options for praise.. etc

This is fucking bogus man!






@Spookcat  Thank you for understanding the spirit of Second Christmas :) +1!!!!

@PB Why are you down on Christmas? Both of them :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 01, 2020, 05:11:21 PM
Dammit!  I already built in my new options for praise.. etc

This is fucking bogus man!

I clicked on (Handjob) but didn't know if was for me to give you, or vice versa.   The risk seemed worth it at the time.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 01, 2020, 05:12:36 PM
I clicked on (Handjob) but didn't know if was for me to give you, or vice versa.   The risk seemed worth it at the time.
Hahahaha  LMAO ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 01, 2020, 05:30:59 PM
I could be convinced to go the other way, Zero Christmas, declaring the holidays over after Thanksgiving...

No christmas tree?   :'( :'( :'( :'(

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 01, 2020, 05:56:05 PM
No christmas tree?   :'( :'( :'( :'(

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Oooh  yes!  The tree will still be up. I should have added that :P   Even the snow will still be on the ground. Going to be like time travel for insane people :P ;D like @KSM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 01, 2020, 07:04:22 PM
Oooh  yes!  The tree will still be up. I should have added that :P   Even the snow will still be on the ground. Going to be like time travel for insane people :P ;D like @KSM

Sounds fun to me
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 01, 2020, 09:24:38 PM
I missed the opportunity to start a Y2K2 scare.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 02, 2020, 07:55:08 PM
Decided to add a few members to my Buddy List. What the Ell does that even do?  Sadly I could only think of six members and I'm pretty sure five of them would tell me to remove their names from said list..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 02, 2020, 08:00:44 PM
Decided to add a few members to my Buddy List. What the Ell does that even do?  Sadly I could only think of six members and I'm pretty sure five of them would tell me to remove their names from said list..
So, what's it do? Do you get fireworks or a warm fuzzy when your buddies post?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 02, 2020, 08:08:19 PM
So, what's it do? Do you get fireworks or a warm fuzzy when your buddies post?
So far all that it does is highlight their name at the bottom of the homepage if they're online. But no, no other bells and whistles to report yet.  Once the Stockholm syndrome sets in you should feel fine with it.  They're all girls. And ShayP ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 02, 2020, 08:14:25 PM
So far all that it does is highlight their name at the bottom of the homepage if they're online. But no, no other bells and whistles to report yet.  Once the Stockholm syndrome sets in you should feel fine with it.  They're all girls. And ShayP ;D
nice. I have to say...your av is freaking me out a bit. There's a lot going on there. I keep staring at it trying to figure it all out - then I get distracted.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 02, 2020, 08:16:04 PM
nice. I have to say...your av is freaking me out a bit. There's a lot going on there. I keep staring at it trying to figure it all out - then I get distracted.
That's Lobo. I've gone as him for Halloween. It's good. Like having a license to be a savage in public.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 02, 2020, 08:26:14 PM
Decided to add a few members to my Buddy List. What the Ell does that even do?  Sadly I could only think of six members and I'm pretty sure five of them would tell me to remove their names from said list..

Friends come and go but a Buddy is forever.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 02, 2020, 09:23:59 PM
Decided to add a few members to my Buddy List. What the Ell does that even do?  Sadly I could only think of six members and I'm pretty sure five of them would tell me to remove their names from said list..

Am I on it?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 02, 2020, 09:46:05 PM
Am I on it?
Yes.  Ya good with that?  there really doesn't seem to be anything to it, it's odd. But I was curious.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 02, 2020, 09:54:05 PM
Yes.  Ya good with that?  there really doesn't seem to be anything to it, it's odd. But I was curious.

Definitely!
A nice compliment indeedy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 03, 2020, 05:29:32 AM
So far all that it does is highlight their name at the bottom of the homepage if they're online. But no, no other bells and whistles to report yet.  Once the Stockholm syndrome sets in you should feel fine with it.  They're all girls. And ShayP ;D

@KSM  That means a lot to me man.  Tears of happiness and all that.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 03, 2020, 05:28:36 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 04, 2020, 10:25:55 PM
#OCD ?

Sometimes Airbnb guests do weird things like rearrange the places of plates, glasses and more in the cupboards. It drives me nuts! They will take the time to wash the dishes but can't be bothered to put things back the way they found them and BTW they don't reeeaaaly wash the dishes the way they would at home unless they're fuckin' savages! More like they ran shit under warm water and placed them in the tray for five minutes.

Below are two pictures. One - the way THEY left things and the other is the way I!!! corrected things. I can't give them a bad review for this but I can send them a private message AFTER they leave their 5***** review about how rude it is to just go all willy nilly like that. FUCK! THEM!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 04, 2020, 10:33:41 PM
#OCD ?

Sometimes Airbnb guests do weird things like rearrange the places of plates, glasses and more in the cupboards. It drives me nuts! They will take the time to wash the dishes but can't be bothered to put things back the way they found them and BTW they don't reeeaaaly wash the dishes the way they would at home unless they're fuckin' savages! More like they ran shit under warm water and placed them in the tray for five minutes.

Below are two pictures. One - the way THEY left things and the other is the way I!!! corrected things. I can't give them a bad review for this but I can send them a private message AFTER they leave their 5***** review about how rude it is to just go all willy nilly like that. FUCK! THEM!

Yes. OCD. At first I thought I must have looked at the same photo twice. Then noticed the cups. OH MY GOD! THE CUPS ARE IN A DIFFERENT PLACE!  🙀 Honey. It could be so much worse. Relax and count your money 😺
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 04, 2020, 10:41:33 PM
Yes. OCD. At first I thought I must have looked at the same photo twice. Then noticed the cups. OH MY GOD! THE CUPS ARE IN A DIFFERENT PLACE!  🙀 Honey. It could be so much worse. Relax and count your money 😺
*COUGH* Mine is P2. You can see the way things are spaced and not just tossed in unbalanced and uneven. You're a Libra! You should be able to spot the negative flow right away!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 04, 2020, 10:45:18 PM
*COUGH* Mine is P2. You can see the way things are spaced and not just tossed in unbalanced and uneven. You're a Libra! You should be able to spot the negative flow right away!

Why aren't the cup handles all the same direction??? HOW WILL I GET TO SLEEP NOW?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 04, 2020, 10:47:39 PM
Why aren't the cup handles all the same direction??? HOW WILL I GET TO SLEEP NOW?
Annie, I have the handles "winged out" my term. Like a butterfly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 04, 2020, 10:49:03 PM
Annie, I have the handles "winged out" my term. Like a butterfly.

Oh. OK. That works.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 04, 2020, 10:54:44 PM
Oh. OK. That works.
Adorable sleepy avatar BTW.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 04, 2020, 10:56:13 PM
Adorable sleepy avatar BTW.

Thanks! No halo, no telling what will happen
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 05, 2020, 05:39:07 AM
#OCD ?

Sometimes Airbnb guests do weird things like rearrange the places of plates, glasses and more in the cupboards. It drives me nuts! They will take the time to wash the dishes but can't be bothered to put things back the way they found them and BTW they don't reeeaaaly wash the dishes the way they would at home unless they're fuckin' savages! More like they ran shit under warm water and placed them in the tray for five minutes.

Below are two pictures. One - the way THEY left things and the other is the way I!!! corrected things. I can't give them a bad review for this but I can send them a private message AFTER they leave their 5***** review about how rude it is to just go all willy nilly like that. FUCK! THEM!

I like the way you think. @KSM   :D   I have a specific place for things.  It has to be the same every time.  Nothing can be moved.  No deviation from how I set it up.  Back when I was married that remained a problem between my wife and I for many years.  As soon as I walked in the living room I'd know if the end table has been moved, even if was by one inch.  Even the loading of the dishwasher had to be done a certain way.  If I saw it wasn't the way I do it I'd reload it.  I could give many other examples.   In hindsight I can see how it was very taxing living with me.   ;D 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 05, 2020, 05:42:06 AM
@anniem  I've been meaning to ask you, what (who) is that little critter in your avatar?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 05, 2020, 06:10:22 AM
@anniem  I've been meaning to ask you, what (who) is that little critter in your avatar?



 :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 05, 2020, 06:40:06 AM
Thanks! @anniem  Now I know.  Glad the little bugger in your avatar is snoozing now.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on January 05, 2020, 06:52:10 AM
Thanks! @anniem  Now I know.  Glad the little bugger in your avatar is snoozing now.   ;)
@anniem is part piglet, part canary and has blue eyes. She a huge appetite and can eat anything they she can get her "paws" on.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 05, 2020, 07:23:18 AM

I always knew @anniem  had hidden depths and great complexity. But I will be nicer to her now
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 05, 2020, 07:42:15 AM
@anniem is part piglet, part canary and has blue eyes. She a huge appetite and can eat anything they she can get her "paws" on.  ;)

LOL!!!
You are delightful
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 05, 2020, 07:43:04 AM
I always knew @anniem  had hidden depths and great complexity. But I will be nicer to her now

Impossible! You are as nice as nice can be.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:47:22 AM
I like the way you think. @KSM   :D   I have a specific place for things.  It has to be the same every time.  Nothing can be moved.  No deviation from how I set it up.  Back when I was married that remained a problem between my wife and I for many years.  As soon as I walked in the living room I'd know if the end table has been moved, even if was by one inch.  Even the loading of the dishwasher had to be done a certain way.  If I saw it wasn't the way I do it I'd reload it.  I could give many other examples.   In hindsight I can see how it was very taxing living with me.   ;D
@ShayP  So often women these days don't understand real genius even when they live with it. I know how you feel :-X  Or, felt..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 05, 2020, 03:23:24 PM
On the way back to town today we noticed this poor bugger. No match for a big truck - I estimate she had been dead for 6-9 hours which is disturbing because it had been light for a good seven hours by now. It may have been avoidable.. This was on a straight stretch of road but who knows the exact circumstances.  :-\  Definitely bummed my wife out.

In case you can't tell that's a moose. About 900 LBs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 05, 2020, 03:41:39 PM
On the way back to town today we noticed this poor bugger. No match for a big truck - I estimate she had been dead for 6-9 hours which is disturbing because it had been light for a good seven hours by now. It may have been avoidable.. This was on a straight stretch of road but who knows the exact circumstances.  :-\  Definitely bummed my wife out.

In case you can't tell that's a moose. About 900 LBs.

Damn. Lots of wasted meat. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 05, 2020, 04:58:01 PM
Damn. Lots of wasted meat.
The many crows and big ole buzzard that flew off as I pulled up are quite happy. Saw them head back to dinner in the rear view as we drove away.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 05:02:20 PM
The many crows and big ole buzzard that flew off as I pulled up are quite happy. Saw them head back to dinner in the rear view as we drove away.

Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 05, 2020, 05:30:05 PM
Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?
I was in no mood for such play as we were arguing about my male vanity issues. You have them too!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 05:33:54 PM
I was in no mood for such play as we were arguing about my male vanity issues. You have them too!

In what is now just over 10 years of marriage there has not been a single argument about anything.
It is probably all being saved up for one huge one.
THAT SHOULD BE FUN!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 05, 2020, 06:26:37 PM
In what is now just over 10 years of marriage there has not been a single argument about anything.
It is probably all being saved up for one huge one.
THAT SHOULD BE FUN!
I WANT to argue. I need it!
I crave the attention that comes after the tension.

Our arguments are ridiculous. We argue about whether a paint color is really a true green or not. I'll argue about anything to push those buttons.
I WANT ME TO GO TO JAIL! Sex Jail!!
I know what I'm doing.      pretty much
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 05, 2020, 06:59:13 PM
Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?

Though his life has been varied, and his women been loose, he’s never had anything quite like a moose. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 05, 2020, 07:36:39 PM
Though his life has been varied, and his women been loose, he’s never had anything quite like a moose.
Dr. Seuss? Brown Eggs & Spam?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 05, 2020, 08:11:13 PM
Dr. Seuss? Brown Eggs & Spam?

See if you can learn it before 2nd Christmas

http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/themoose.htm
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 05, 2020, 08:25:56 PM
See if you can learn it before 2nd Christmas

http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/themoose.htm
See if you can learn this before next 1st Christmas. Or the one after.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 08:54:03 PM
On the way back to town today we noticed this poor bugger. No match for a big truck - I estimate she had been dead for 6-9 hours which is disturbing because it had been light for a good seven hours by now. It may have been avoidable.. This was on a straight stretch of road but who knows the exact circumstances.  :-\  Definitely bummed my wife out.

In case you can't tell that's a moose. About 900 LBs.
On the up side she'll make a good many scavengers' dinner.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 08:54:33 PM
The many crows and big ole buzzard that flew off as I pulled up are quite happy. Saw them head back to dinner in the rear view as we drove away.
Well, there you go!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 08:55:37 PM
Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?
Wow @Bart Ell that's dark even for you.  ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 08:56:42 PM
In what is now just over 10 years of marriage there has not been a single argument about anything.
It is probably all being saved up for one huge one.
THAT SHOULD BE FUN!
How do you have anger sex or make-up sex without arguing?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 08:58:02 PM
I WANT to argue. I need it!
I crave the attention that comes after the tension.

Our arguments are ridiculous. We argue about whether a paint color is really a true green or not. I'll argue about anything to push those buttons.
I WANT ME TO GO TO JAIL! Sex Jail!!
I know what I'm doing.      pretty much
Ok. That's dark, but not surprising coming from you @KSM.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 08:59:13 PM
Though his life has been varied, and his women been loose, he’s never had anything quite like a moose.
Must be a Canadian thing.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 08:59:41 PM
Wow @Bart Ell that's dark even for you.  ???

I don't really understand Canada all that well.
I figure that is what they do in areas that have moose.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 09:01:32 PM
I don't really understand Canada all that well.
I figure that is what they do in areas that have moose.
Yaaaa...sure....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:02:41 PM
How do you have anger sex or make-up sex without arguing?

I pretend I am dead and then enjoy the HE IS ALIVE sex that follows.
Some may call it overjoyed sex... Bairyn may call it anger sex.
Either way.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:04:16 PM
Yaaaa...sure....

These people do crazy things!
I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 09:04:34 PM
I pretend I am dead and then enjoy the HE IS ALIVE sex that follows.
Some may call it overjoyed sex... Bairyn may call it anger sex.
Either way.
that actually makes sense.

:o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 09:06:11 PM
These people do crazy things!
I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.
Your people?
And it's your fault for living near the water. You practically asked for the worm gas station when you chose your location Bart!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:08:04 PM

I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.
When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 09:09:25 PM
When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :o
Those fish will eat anything!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:09:47 PM
Ok. That's dark, but not surprising coming from you @KSM.  ::)
Nothing dark about sex jail. They have lights too!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:10:48 PM
Your people?
And it's your fault for living near the water. You practically asked for the worm gas station when you chose your location Bart!


I chose water that was filled with the corpses of thousands of soldiers and people who tried to swim drugs across the border.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:11:38 PM
When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :o

Wrong account!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on January 05, 2020, 09:15:58 PM
These people do crazy things!
I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.
When you could've just looked in yer own bum and found yummy critters for icing.

Seems to be a glitch in the system!!!

When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :o
WHAT HE SAID!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 09:16:07 PM
Nothing dark about sex jail. They have lights too!
Multicultural sex jail? good boy!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 09:16:52 PM

I chose water that was filled with the corpses of thousands of soldiers and people who tried to swim drugs across the border.
No boats?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:17:33 PM
When you could've just looked in yer own bum and found yummy critters for icing.

That's better
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on January 05, 2020, 09:18:16 PM
Multicultural sex jail? good boy!
I've good to the sisters.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:23:47 PM
No boats?

Too easy to spot.
Not too much water between the 2 countries so I guess they just try to swim it.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:27:02 PM
Must be a Canadian thing.  :o
The song was written by an American. You guys do some fucked up moose shit down there..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:28:22 PM
Too easy to spot.
Not too much water between the 2 countries so I guess they just try to swim it.

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Shit Bart, you're tall!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:30:21 PM
Shit Bart, you're tall!!

I TIED ONE THOUSAND BALLOONS TO MY CHAIR!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 05, 2020, 09:35:04 PM
Too easy to spot.
Not too much water between the 2 countries so I guess they just try to swim it.

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Why is that big freeway covered in water? And what's all that green stuff?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 09:35:15 PM
The song was written by an American. You guys do some fucked up moose shit down there..
Canadian lies!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:40:13 PM
Why is that big freeway covered in water? And what's all that green stuff?

Don't ask me.
I'm an indoor Bart.
I sometimes drive to the end of my driveway to drop off the garbage to avoid the elements!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 06, 2020, 11:09:28 AM
See if you can learn this before next 1st Christmas. Or the one after.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 06, 2020, 07:53:30 PM
I’m busy

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LOLOL   :)

Ok @GravitySucks because you actually stuck with me ::) in regards to my pink pony tail incident I now have closure. An update.
I found out that the potential and RETURRRN customer went with another bid from an unknown he found on Kijiji who actually bid higher than I did!! I have worked for this crusty old fuck before and he knows my work to be impeccable! But he has chosen to put his flooring fate in the hands of random fuckface with the slightly higher bid?  :o

I am convinced that my wardrobe malfunction cost me exactly $1,575. Something I could have done on my own in four easy four hour shifts. Pink is poison - in a macho world..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 06, 2020, 07:59:50 PM
LOLOL   :)

Ok @GravitySucks because you actually stuck with me ::) in regards to my pink pony tail incident I now have closure. An update.
I found out that the potential and RETURRRN customer went with another bid from an unknown he found on Kijiji who actually bid higher than I did!! I have worked for this crusty old fuck before and he knows my work to be impeccable! But he has chosen to put his flooring fate in the hands of random fuckface with the slightly higher bid?  :o

I am convinced that my wardrobe malfunction cost me exactly $1,575. Something I could have done on my own in four easy four hour shifts. Pink is poison - in a macho world..

Seems an odd way to decide such a thing. I'm sorry this happened to you. Do you now have more manley fixtures in your vehicle now?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 06, 2020, 08:08:33 PM
Seems an odd way to decide such a thing. I'm sorry this happened to you. Do you now have more manley fixtures in your vehicle now?
Hair ribbons. He needs manlier hair ribbons.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 06, 2020, 08:11:52 PM
LOLOL   :)

Ok @GravitySucks because you actually stuck with me ::) in regards to my pink pony tail incident I now have closure. An update.
I found out that the potential and RETURRRN customer went with another bid from an unknown he found on Kijiji who actually bid higher than I did!! I have worked for this crusty old fuck before and he knows my work to be impeccable! But he has chosen to put his flooring fate in the hands of random fuckface with the slightly higher bid?  :o

I am convinced that my wardrobe malfunction cost me exactly $1,575. Something I could have done on my own in four easy four hour shifts. Pink is poison - in a macho world..

That really sucks.  I was sure you were going to find out today that you got the job. 

#fuckpink
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 06, 2020, 08:14:51 PM
Seems an odd way to decide such a thing. I'm sorry this happened to you. Do you now have more manley fixtures in your vehicle now?

Hair ribbons. He needs manlier hair ribbons.
My wife picked me up some black scrunchies. They're soft and won't rip out hair either. Best of all they blend in with my supermodel Rockstar black hair. Byyyyy Mennen!

just found these. Check this out.  Great looking hardwood!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 06, 2020, 08:29:25 PM
My wife picked me up some black scrunchies. They're soft and won't rip out hair either. Best of all they blend in with my supermodel Rockstar black hair. Byyyyy Mennen!

just found these. Check this out.  Great looking hardwood!
That is nice. I like the medium browns and darker wood. It shows dirt but it's so rich looking.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 06, 2020, 08:34:08 PM
My wife picked me up some black scrunchies. They're soft and won't rip out hair either. Best of all they blend in with my supermodel Rockstar black hair. Byyyyy Mennen!

just found these. Check this out.  Great looking hardwood!

Beautiful floor.
I want the little green thing
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 06, 2020, 08:35:59 PM
I like the medium browns and darker wood.
L ;D L Hahaha


I want the little green thing
Again with the sex talk ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 06, 2020, 08:45:19 PM
L ;D L Hahaha
Again with the sex talk ::)
*Shrug* I know what I like.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on January 06, 2020, 08:54:43 PM
*Shrug* I know what I like.
Hey baby 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 06, 2020, 10:22:44 PM
My wife picked me up some black scrunchies. They're soft and won't rip out hair either. Best of all they blend in with my supermodel Rockstar black hair. Byyyyy Mennen!

just found these. Check this out.  Great looking hardwood!

The floor looks very similar to my condo. Minus the green thingy. I always put my toys away

Sorry you lost that job. Nasty pink ribbon 😾. Hard to blame the client. Even I don't wear pink ribbons. I usually go with black scrunchies. Wait ... am I gender-confused?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 06, 2020, 10:30:55 PM
Minus the green thingy. I always put my toys away


The green thingy belonged to Brie, the standard poodle. AKA pencil - pepperoni stick - other pencil and attempted sandwich stealer. She was a joy to work around. Hilarious actually, what an attitude she had :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 06, 2020, 10:34:55 PM
The green thingy belonged to Brie, the standard poodle. AKA pencil - pepperoni stick - other pencil and attempted sandwich stealer. She was a joy to work around. Hilarious actually, what an attitude she had :D

Standard poodles are very cool, smart dogs
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 06, 2020, 10:39:50 PM
Standard poodles are very cool, smart dogs
Not smart enough to plan a proper pencil heist. I'm waaay gooder than she is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 07, 2020, 05:14:03 PM
Yes, I know. It's been weeks since Christmas.

BUT LOOK AT THE SHINY!!!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 08, 2020, 07:29:15 PM
Betty

out in the night

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 08, 2020, 09:21:29 PM
Ever desperately miss someone when they are still here? January seems fraught with danger

I just started what already seems to be an excellent podcast. Alice Isnt Dead. Done by the producers of Nightvale but totally different
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 08, 2020, 09:29:45 PM
An early 1st Christmas gift was this 9yr Scotch - Game O Thrones style.  ???

A 9yr is unheard of for what should be obvious reasons but this is actually passable for 14 or 15 and it better be because it's rather pricey up here. $140 ish a bottle.

I've never watched GOT but I'll drink the shameless sponsored collectors edition bottle of!

It even came with a midget!! :o

The picture may be sideways but the midget is upright and really agitated.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 08, 2020, 10:09:01 PM
Ever desperately miss someone when they are still here? January seems fraught with danger

I just started what already seems to be an excellent podcast. Alice Isnt Dead. Done by the producers of Nightvale but totally different
Fun stuff! Nightvale used to crack me up. Hope you enjoy it!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 08:26:28 AM
An early 1st Christmas gift was this 9yr Scotch - Game O Thrones style.  ???
A 9yr is unheard of for what should be obvious reasons but this is actually passable for 14 or 15 and it better be because it's rather pricey up here. $140 ish a bottle.
I've never watched GOT but I'll drink the shameless sponsored collectors edition bottle of!
It even came with a midget!! :o
The picture may be sideways but the midget is upright and really agitated.

Random midget?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 09, 2020, 09:48:08 AM
An early 1st Christmas gift was this 9yr Scotch - Game O Thrones style.  ???

A 9yr is unheard of for what should be obvious reasons but this is actually passable for 14 or 15 and it better be because it's rather pricey up here. $140 ish a bottle.

I've never watched GOT but I'll drink the shameless sponsored collectors edition bottle of!

It even came with a midget!! :o

The picture may be sideways but the midget is upright and really agitated.

Beautiful bottle. That's a keeper for the man cave even after it's empty. Do they have a different version for each House? Because I picture you more as House Stark
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 09, 2020, 10:58:14 AM
Random midget?
That Peter guy :o

Beautiful bottle. That's a keeper for the man cave even after it's empty. Do they have a different version for each House? Because I picture you more as House Stark
Only one version for any and every house. As for being a house stark I must repeat that I have never watched the show. I am swords and castled out! Wife too - we're done with dragons and allll that. Blame LOTR. But fine, I'm a house stark.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 09, 2020, 11:07:37 AM
That Peter guy :o
Only one version for any and every house. As for being a house stark I must repeat that I have never watched the show. I am swords and castled out! Wife too - we're done with dragons and allll that. Blame LOTR. But fine, I'm a house stark.

You have no idea what you're missing
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 09, 2020, 11:25:21 AM
You have no idea what you're missing
perhaps

I've also never seen Scarface or Apocalypse Now. But I've see all three Naked Gun movies twice because that's how I roll! *snaps a Z*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 09, 2020, 11:27:40 AM
Beautiful bottle. That's a keeper for the man cave even after it's empty. Do they have a different version for each House? Because I picture you more as House Stark

 http://whiskyadvocate.com/game-thrones-scotch/ (http://whiskyadvocate.com/game-thrones-scotch/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 09, 2020, 11:40:31 AM
http://whiskyadvocate.com/game-thrones-scotch/ (http://whiskyadvocate.com/game-thrones-scotch/)
OMG  I had no idea! GOT pimped themselves out like a cheap slut.  Even my precious Oban GOT in on it!! :-\ :'(  Now I'll never watch that show!!

Sickening.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 12:09:18 PM
perhaps

I've also never seen Scarface or Apocalypse Now. But I've see all three Naked Gun movies twice because that's how I roll! *snaps a Z*

Apocalypse Now is one of the few movies I have seen multiple times. Amélie is the another. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 09, 2020, 12:13:47 PM
Apocalypse Now is one of the few movies I have seen multiple times. Amélie is the another.
Really!  ?  I'm going to have to break down and check it out. Scarface though, meh, just doesn't appeal to me :-\  I watched Taxi Driver for the first time ever last year. It was good.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 09, 2020, 12:19:24 PM
Scarface though, meh, just doesn't appeal to me :-\ 

I can sell you on watching it in 5 words -

HER WOMB IS SO POLLUTED
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 12:27:12 PM
Really!  ?  I'm going to have to break down and check it out. Scarface though, meh, just doesn't appeal to me :-\  I watched Taxi Driver for the first time ever last year. It was good.

Watch Amélie with your wife.  Pretty much a chick flick but a really well done indie movie. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 09, 2020, 01:16:00 PM
perhaps

I've also never seen Scarface or Apocalypse Now. But I've see all three Naked Gun movies twice because that's how I roll! *snaps a Z*

Apocalypse Now is a personal favorite. 

Do yourself a favor and see the original, NOT the director's cut
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2020, 01:18:16 PM
Apocalypse Now is one of the few movies I have seen multiple times. Amélie is the another.
I hated Amelie. Everyone else seems to love that movie though. Odd man out I guess.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2020, 01:19:08 PM
Watch Amélie with your wife.  Pretty much a chick flick but a really well done indie movie.
Oh no! Did we switch bodies????
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 01:39:08 PM
Oh no! Did we switch bodies????

I don’t know.  Which one of these do I like best?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 01:53:16 PM
perhaps

I've also never seen Scarface or Apocalypse Now. But I've see all three Naked Gun movies twice because that's how I roll! *snaps a Z*

I haven't seen those either. But yes, all of the Naked Gun movies. Oh yes. I am not only HERE for the fun, I am here for the fun.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 09, 2020, 02:07:36 PM
I don’t know.  Which one of these do I like best?

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The stance by the one in the white boots is bothering me...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 09, 2020, 02:08:06 PM
Only one version for any and every house. As for being a house stark I must repeat that I have never watched the show. I am swords and castled out! Wife too - we're done with dragons and allll that. Blame LOTR. But fine, I'm a house stark.

Spoken like a true Stark
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2020, 02:13:58 PM
I don’t know.  Which one of these do I like best?

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None?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2020, 02:16:24 PM
The stance by the one in the white boots is bothering me...
The shiny is bothering me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 09, 2020, 03:19:50 PM
The shiny is bothering me.

Yes. Is that supposed to be vinyl?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 09, 2020, 03:28:48 PM
Spoken like a true Stark
Wow. Thanks!  ???

stark
adjective

 
empty, simple, or obvious, especially without decoration

- It was a stark room with a bed and chair as the only furniture.
- The stark reality is that we are operating at a huge loss.

@TigerLily
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 03:29:41 PM
None?

It appears we have melded together as one.  Watch your elbows. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 09, 2020, 03:39:59 PM
I don’t know.  Which one of these do I like best?

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Very 60's  Nancy Sinatra wore the red ones on These Boots. I may actually have that album. Got some weird stuff :o Those boots make me NOT want to watch Austin Powers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2020, 04:06:25 PM
It appears we have melded together as one.  Watch your elbows.
You should know upfront that I like to be in charge. Also, can we keep my body? I don’t want to get used to new equipment.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 04:16:55 PM
You should know upfront that I like to be in charge. Also, can we keep my body? I don’t want to get used to new equipment.

Yes mam.

I’ll just snuggle up over here and try to behave.  If you get a sudden craving for Khao Tom Pla or Pad Kee Mow, that was me.  If you I mistakingly grab a condiment, that’s on you. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 04:19:36 PM
Yes mam.

I’ll just snuggle up over here and try to behave.  If you get a sudden craving for Khao Tom Pla or Pad Kee Mow, that was me.  If you I mistakingly grab a condiment, that’s on you.

With all these people, how can spilling of condiments not be avoided?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 04:25:07 PM
With all these people, how can spilling of condiments not be avoided?

@anniem this has to do with hyperdimensional physics.  Just because there are glass domes on the moon doesn’t mean that condiments are allowed in the libraries containing the Akashic records.

#domesnotjars

+19.5
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 09, 2020, 04:39:31 PM
I thought the domes had been smashed years ago.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 04:43:41 PM
Clarification. Not everything that comes in a jar or a bottle is a condiment.

Condiments:

Ketchup/catsup
Mayonnaise/Miracle Whip
Mustard (all forms)

Not Condiments

Salsa
Pik nam pla
Barbecue sauce
Maple syrup


Geez.  I can’t believe I have to actually write all this stuff down when it should be intuitively obvious to even a casual observer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 04:57:10 PM
@anniem this has to do with hyperdimensional physics.  Just because there are glass domes on the moon doesn’t mean that condiments are allowed in the libraries containing the Akashic records.
#domesnotjars
+19.5

GS. The reason they are not allowed in the library is because if you spill them on the records, they will not play properly.

 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 04:57:48 PM
I thought the domes had been smashed years ago.

That too!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 04:58:44 PM
Clarification. Not everything that comes in a jar or a bottle is a condiment.

Condiments:

Ketchup/catsup
Mayonnaise/Miracle Whip
Mustard (all forms)

Not Condiments

Salsa
Pik nam pla
Barbecue sauce
Maple syrup


Geez.  I can’t believe I have to actually write all this stuff down when it should be intuitively obvious to even a casual observer.

Pik nam wha?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2020, 05:01:11 PM
With all these people, how can spilling of condiments not be avoided?
It’s going to be rough. Rumor has it Gravity is a little wishywashy when it comes to condiment classification.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2020, 05:02:58 PM
Clarification. Not everything that comes in a jar or a bottle is a condiment.

Condiments:

Ketchup/catsup
Mayonnaise/Miracle Whip
Mustard (all forms)

Not Condiments

Salsa
Pik nam pla
Barbecue sauce
Maple syrup


Geez.  I can’t believe I have to actually write all this stuff down when it should be intuitively obvious to even a casual observer.
See? What did I tell ya? Wishywashy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 05:03:39 PM
It’s going to be rough. Rumor has it Gravity is a little wishywashy when it comes to condiment classification.

I just saw the list! I don't know what to make of it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 05:07:00 PM
See? What did I tell ya? Wishywashy

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Mmmm
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on January 09, 2020, 05:32:35 PM
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Mmmm

I have about 10 different mustards.

That is a good one @anniem

Babci Jadzi Hot Original Mustard was a show stopper over the holidays.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2020, 06:07:52 PM
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Mmmm
Amen sister
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2020, 06:29:31 PM
Clarification. Not everything that comes in a jar or a bottle is a condiment.

Condiments:

Ketchup/catsup
Mayonnaise/Miracle Whip
Mustard (all forms)

Not Condiments

Salsa
Pik nam pla
Barbecue sauce
Maple syrup


Geez.  I can’t believe I have to actually write all this stuff down when it should be intuitively obvious to even a casual observer.

Sorry sir.  I don't know what the hell 'Pik nam pla' is, except for something that shows up on my screen after I bang my head on the keyboard...BUT, those other items are are in fact condiments.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2020, 06:33:32 PM
Sorry sir.  I don't know what the hell 'Pik nam pla' is, except for something that shows up on my screen after I bang my head on the keyboard, BUT...those other items are are in fact condiments.

You are all wrong.  BBQ sauce is an essential food group.   Senda is well grounded there.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2020, 06:34:37 PM
You are all wrong.  BBQ sauce is an essential food group.   Senda is well grounded there.

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Why show Senda?  For fucks sake man!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2020, 06:37:00 PM
Why show Senda?  For fucks sake man!  LOL

The name of the game, my good Sir is "Random, stupid things on your mind"    Got Senda on my mind and boy is that stupid.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2020, 06:38:29 PM
The name of the game, my good Sir is "Random, stupid things on your mind"    Got Senda on my mind and boy is that stupid.

Senda should NEVER be on your mind.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 09, 2020, 06:39:16 PM
Senda should NEVER be on your mind.  ;)

I second this!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2020, 06:39:51 PM
Senda should NEVER be on your mind.  ;)

Wait until you have him in your dreams................     :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 06:40:16 PM
Sorry sir.  I don't know what the hell 'Pik nam pla' is, except for something that shows up on my screen after I bang my head on the keyboard...BUT, those other items are are in fact condiments.

You don’t scoop mayonnaise or mustard with a tortilla chip, do you? 

Pik nam pla is a fish(anchovy) sauce with thai chilies cut up into it and is a main flavor ingredient. 

Barbecue sauce is a fashionable outfit to cover naked smoked meat.

Maple syrup is one of the nectar of the gods. 

Don’t even try to make me classify honey. 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 06:42:47 PM
And anything labeled “salad dressing” belongs on an actual salad in a bowl and only if it is oil based.  Creamy crap makes it a condiment.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 09, 2020, 06:45:19 PM
Don’t even try to make me classify honey.

Bee vomit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 09, 2020, 06:47:53 PM
OLD PEOPLE HAVE SO MANY FOOD RULES!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2020, 06:49:38 PM
You don’t scoop mayonnaise or mustard with a tortilla chip, do you? 

Pik nam pla is a fish(anchovy) sauce with thai chilies cut up into it and is a main flavor ingredient. 

Barbecue sauce is a fashionable outfit to cover naked smoked meat.

Maple syrup is one of the nectar of the gods. 

Don’t even try to make me classify honey.

Thanks for educating me on the 'Pik' whatever the hell it's called.  As I stated, and I stand firm, by my statement.  They are condiments.  They are ingredients as well.  Nonetheless.  CONDIMENTS!  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2020, 06:52:25 PM
You don’t scoop mayonnaise or mustard with a tortilla chip, do you? 

No.  I don't.  Plus...this makes no sense.  If one likes it, THEN, it's a condiment once you put it on the chip.  Goddammit!!!  I'm gonna cross the Mississippi for once.  I swear I will.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 06:55:51 PM
No.  I don't.  Plus...this makes no sense.  If one likes it, THEN, it's a condiment once you put it on the chip.  Goddammit!!!  I'm gonna cross the Mississippi for once.  I swear I will.  ;)

I have lots of boots.  None of which I tremble in. 

Just leave that yellow sundress at home.  I don’t want my neighbors to gossip. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2020, 06:57:23 PM
I have lots of boots.  None of which I tremble in. 

Just leave that yellow sundress at home.  I don’t want my neighbors to gossip.
He has to wear something
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2020, 06:58:40 PM
I have lots of boots.  None of which I tremble in. 

Just leave that yellow sundress at home.  I don’t want my neighbors to gossip.

@ShayP  Do you see that shit?  If you need backup, just cruise down I-85 on your way down and pick my ass up on the way.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2020, 06:58:57 PM
I have lots of boots.  None of which I tremble in. 

Just leave that yellow sundress at home.  I don’t want my neighbors to gossip.

I'm bringing the sundress cowboy.  Then you'll tremble, and you don't need boots regardless.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 09, 2020, 06:59:15 PM
@Spookcat I'm so glad the cat is heading into the vase. Reversed it would look like it's being shat out. Horrible scene, man.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2020, 07:00:24 PM
I'm bringing the sundress cowboy.  Then you'll tremble, and you don't need boots regardless.

Well if you are bring the sundress, you'll be fine.   No need for me to ride along and be seen with that.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2020, 07:01:09 PM
@ShayP  Do you see that shit?  If you need backup, just cruise down I-85 on your way down and pick my ass up on the way.

Oh yeah.  I saw it.  You're on call my man.   8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 09, 2020, 07:01:26 PM
OLD PEOPLE HAVE SO MANY FOOD RULES!
I can't wait to be the YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN(S) guy. Old guy, grumpy >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 09, 2020, 07:04:12 PM
@Spookcat I'm so glad the cat is heading into the vase. Reversed it would look like it's being shat out. Horrible scene, man.  :o

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2020, 07:04:33 PM
I can't wait to be the YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN(S) guy. Old guy, grumpy >:(
Why wait? Get your grump on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2020, 07:05:24 PM
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Sweet Jesus  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 07:07:27 PM
@ShayP  Do you see that shit?  If you need backup, just cruise down I-85 on your way down and pick my ass up on the way.

Do you think you could talk Hot Wheels into coming?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 09, 2020, 07:09:16 PM
I can't wait to be the YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN(S) guy. Old guy, grumpy >:(

I hear the pecker stops working at that age.
I would like to die one day before that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2020, 07:10:08 PM
Do you think you could talk Hot Wheels into coming?

She's an interesting lady.  If Jacobs Engine Brakes caught her fancy, imagine what you could do with tales of the F-111 'Vark?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 09, 2020, 07:10:47 PM
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OMG  I didn't think you had it in ya :o  good 1.

Why wait? Get your grump on.
Nah, I'm way too sweet and even lovable :-[  And I can't kick kids off snow covered grass :P

I have to bring the Santa and Nutcracker statues in tonight.  Better do it now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 09, 2020, 07:14:16 PM
I have kitty feet socks!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 07:17:06 PM
She's an interesting lady.  If Jacobs Engine Brakes caught her fancy, imagine what you could do with tales of the F-111 'Vark?

Or the OMS pod on the shuttle used to perform attitude maneuvers.  RCS jets often induce oscillations if not controlled properly with the translational hand controller. 

I sure miss @Dyna-X
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 07:33:38 PM
And anything labeled “salad dressing” belongs on an actual salad in a bowl and only if it is oil based.  Creamy crap makes it a condiment.

I'm not going in the kitchen anymore. I am just not qualified.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on January 09, 2020, 07:35:36 PM
I have kitty feet socks!

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I can smell them from here. Cover dem fuckers up would ya please :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 07:36:38 PM
Pik nam pla is a fish(anchovy) sauce with thai chilies cut up into it and is a main flavor ingredient. 

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Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 07:44:03 PM
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Love that stuff @anniem

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Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 07:45:17 PM
Love that stuff @anniem

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Does it taste like....anchovies?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 07:59:38 PM
Does it taste like....anchovies?

It’s more of a salty flavor.  If you use too much it can taste a tad fishy but it doesn’t really have much smell. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2020, 08:20:53 PM
It’s more of a salty flavor.  If you use too much it can taste a tad fishy but it doesn’t really have much smell.

No thank you anyway
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 09, 2020, 08:51:38 PM
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I miss Thailand
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 09, 2020, 09:04:33 PM
Does it taste like....anchovies?

Think of it as sort of similar to soy sauce, used to add salt & flavor.  It's a key ingredient in many Thai dishes - if you've had Thai, you've almost certainly had it.  There are different versions - depending on what you're using it for - from very light, to thicker and more pungent.  The Vietnamese and Cambodians have their versions as well
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2020, 09:21:11 PM
I miss Thailand

Me too.  I am starting to plan a trip for April for Songkran to try and experience that down on one of the islands. Probably Koh Phongnan.  I may end up staying through May. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on January 10, 2020, 05:12:43 AM
Me too.  I am starting to plan a trip for April for Songkran to try and experience that down on one of the islands. Probably Koh Phongnan.  I may end up staying through May.
@GravitySucks another trip to celebrate the Thai New Year?
 I really enjoyed your photos from your last trip.

"NOPE" to Pik nam pla.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 10, 2020, 05:45:34 AM
@GravitySucks another trip to celebrate the Thai New Year?
 I really enjoyed your photos from your last trip.

"NOPE" to Pik nam pla.

Yep. I hope I didn’t wait too long to plan the trip.  Airfares went up a lot.  The island I want to go to still has rooms available in the resort I want to stay at though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 10, 2020, 06:35:43 AM
Yep. I hope I didn’t wait too long to plan the trip.  Airfares went up a lot.  The island I want to go to still has rooms available in the resort I want to stay at though.

I've always stayed at backpacker-type places, what does a room at a resort generally go for?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 10, 2020, 07:10:48 AM
I've always stayed at backpacker-type places, what does a room at a resort generally go for?

I paid about $18 per night for a double room with AC back in September but it was low season.  This island is a known party spot for full moon festivals.  The singles without air are $16 for mid April. The king size bed with AC is listed for about $60 which is way too high.  I can get a house on the beach for about $35 a night but I really like this resort.  I’ll probably book a beachside bungalow without air for about $25.  I am going to start off in Bangkok again then head to Koh Phagnan for 10 days and maybe check out that big lake at Sarat Thani after a stop at Kho Samui. 

I just checked airbnb and they have the same room I rented in September for $49 per night. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 10, 2020, 04:44:26 PM
I paid about $18 per night for a double room with AC back in September but it was low season.  This island is a known party spot for full moon festivals.  The singles without air are $16 for mid April. The king size bed with AC is listed for about $60 which is way too high.  I can get a house on the beach for about $35 a night but I really like this resort.  I’ll probably book a beachside bungalow without air for about $25.  I am going to start off in Bangkok again then head to Koh Phagnan for 10 days and maybe check out that big lake at Sarat Thani after a stop at Kho Samui. 

I just checked airbnb and they have the same room I rented in September for $49 per night.

That's amazing.  A lot less than I expected. 

I miss the food as much as anything - I think the last couple times I was in Thailand I didn't even go inside a restaurant, I just walked around stuffing myself with street food all day. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 10, 2020, 05:10:43 PM
That's amazing.  A lot less than I expected. 

I miss the food as much as anything - I think the last couple times I was in Thailand I didn't even go inside a restaurant, I just walked around stuffing myself with street food all day.

Street food is amazing.  For six weeks the only western food I ate was a handful of lays potato chips on two different occasions so as not to be rude when they were offered.

One tablespoon of the spicy ant egg salad was the closest I came to eating bugs. 

Never did figure out what their utter fascination was with the common hot dog.  Especially at breakfast.  I passed. Khao Tom Pla was much too tasty. 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 10, 2020, 05:23:36 PM
If you like festivals, try to go during Loi Krathong sometime

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 10, 2020, 09:59:09 PM
Street food is amazing.  For six weeks the only western food I ate was a handful of lays potato chips on two different occasions so as not to be rude when they were offered...

I knew there had to be something, for me it's the chocolate dipped cones at Dairy Queen.  10b for the small ones.

It's interesting to see what chains they have and don't have there, I remember standing on a corner in Bangkok from where I could see six different 7-Elevens.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 11, 2020, 06:35:43 AM
Do the 7 Elevens there have turkey sammiches and pizza rolls?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 11, 2020, 07:05:01 AM
Do the 7 Elevens there have turkey sammiches and pizza rolls?

Haha, I don't know - I just went in for ice and something to drink.

Jeez, don't go to Thailand around election time, they close the bars and it's illegal to sell beer and alcohol for several days ahead of them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 11, 2020, 01:48:13 PM
Why can't I find a large head of cabbage? ANYWHERE!!!  >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 11, 2020, 08:24:06 PM
Why can't I find a large cabbage of head?
Safeway! Their customer servicing is second to none! I've heard 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: damon on January 11, 2020, 08:28:07 PM
Why can't I find a large head of cabbage? ANYWHERE!!!  >:(
Just go to Stockton Ca. There is some Cabbage there.
https://www.kcra.com/article/stockton-boy-wins-big-growing-large-cabbage/30476678
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2020, 08:27:35 AM
Just go to Stockton Ca. There is some Cabbage there.
https://www.kcra.com/article/stockton-boy-wins-big-growing-large-cabbage/30476678

That'd yield A LOT of stuffed cabbages.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2020, 08:30:56 AM
Safeway! Their customer servicing is second to none! I've heard 8)

No Safeway here buddy.  I've gone to 4 different grocers and none of the cabbages are more than 5 inches in diameter.  I can't work with that when making stuffed cabbages.   Some of them are the size of softballs.  Something ain't right man!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 12, 2020, 08:47:45 AM
No Safeway here buddy.  I've gone to 4 different grocers and none of the cabbages are more than 5 inches in diameter.  I can't work with that when making stuffed cabbages.   Some of them are the size of softballs.  Something ain't right man!

The Brussels Sprout lobby should uld be investigated
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2020, 09:33:18 AM
The Brussels Sprout lobby should uld be investigated

Plausible.  That cabal is ruthless.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 12, 2020, 09:35:43 AM
No Safeway here buddy.  I've gone to 4 different grocers and none of the cabbages are more than 5 inches in diameter.  I can't work with that when making stuffed cabbages.   Some of them are the size of softballs.  Something ain't right man!

Even the Food Dog let you down?

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Post by: FISH on January 12, 2020, 09:45:16 AM
Just go to Stockton Ca. There is some Cabbage there.
https://www.kcra.com/article/stockton-boy-wins-big-growing-large-cabbage/30476678
57-pound cabbage?
I want to see @ShayP immerse this head of cabbage into a pot of boiling water. ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 12, 2020, 10:02:35 AM
57-pound cabbage?
I want to see @ShayP immerse this head of cabbage into a pot of boiling water. ???

@ShayP should save himself some angst and just get the softball sized cabbages.

https://www.mamalovesfood.com/stuffed-cabbage-soup/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on January 12, 2020, 11:02:21 AM
Why can't I find a large head of cabbage? ANYWHERE!!!  >:(
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2020, 06:27:07 PM
57-pound cabbage?
I want to see @ShayP immerse this head of cabbage into a pot of boiling water. ???

I'm thinking how I could make that work.  i have an old galvanized wash tub.  Maybe put it over an open fire?  Or throw it in my friend's hot tub and see how that goes.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2020, 06:30:08 PM
@ShayP should save himself some angst and just get the softball sized cabbages.

https://www.mamalovesfood.com/stuffed-cabbage-soup/

Pffft!  'Stuffed-cabbage' soup.  Nonsense.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2020, 06:31:05 PM
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LOL!  ;D
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Post by: Bluejay on January 13, 2020, 12:00:10 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 14, 2020, 10:09:39 PM
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@Bluejay  Hahahaha  that one caught me tired and silly. Can't look away - too funny.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 14, 2020, 10:11:21 PM
Here's an Ell ad I just clipped.

My wife has ths friend who should buy the last shirt on the right ::)
Sheee's a pooper!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 15, 2020, 09:21:40 AM
While cryptards chase around imaginary creatures the Sandsquatch is right in front of their dumb faces.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 15, 2020, 05:47:39 PM
You are only considered a degenerate gambler when you lose.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 15, 2020, 06:21:28 PM
Don't know what's going on but my karmic value has risen almost 20 points in 2.5 days. There's just no way you're all simultaneously waking up to my brilliance.

It can't be: ::)  Y'all dun lost yer minds?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 15, 2020, 06:31:23 PM
Don't know what's going on but my karmic value has risen almost 20 points in 2.5 days. There's just no way you're all simultaneously waking up to my brilliance.

It can't be: ::)  Y'all dun lost yer minds?
It's the only explanation.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 15, 2020, 06:42:17 PM
Don't know what's going on but my karmic value has risen almost 20 points in 2.5 days. There's just no way you're all simultaneously waking up to my brilliance.

It can't be: ::)  Y'all dun lost yer minds?

Pity points
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 15, 2020, 07:25:04 PM
Pity points
@Bart Ell  Please donate all my points to the Kwistach Haderach

Seriously.

Thank you
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 15, 2020, 07:26:12 PM
@Bart Ell  Please donate all my points to the Kwistach Haderach

Seriously.

Thank you

The smites too or do you want to give those to someone else?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 15, 2020, 07:34:57 PM
The smites too or do you want to give those to someone else?
Give that 1 to @GravitySucks

Thank you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 15, 2020, 08:08:39 PM
Give that 1 to @GravitySucks

Thank you.

No soup for you for one year.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 16, 2020, 11:22:52 AM
Through a series of events in my home I have found this very old wooden suitcase. I love it! It looks like a period piece.  Inside is a goldmine of old 45's ranging from Elvis to Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly to Fats Domino and more. Much more. I have played several of these and so far they all play very well as they have been taken care of by the original owner.

Does anybody have an old jukebox like the one the Fonz used to hit in Arnolds or better yet the larger old classic upside down U shaped one with all the lights.

Pfft  The Fonz ::)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 16, 2020, 11:56:14 AM
@KSM is there a copy of The Leaves version of Hey Joe?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 16, 2020, 12:44:44 PM
Through a series of events in my home I have found this very old wooden suitcase. I love it! It looks like a period piece.  Inside is a goldmine of old 45's ranging from Elvis to Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly to Fats Domino and more. Much more. I have played several of these and so far they all play very well as they have been taken care of by the original owner.

Does anybody have an old jukebox like the one the Fonz used to hit in Arnolds or better yet the larger old classic upside down U shaped one with all the lights.

Pfft  The Fonz ::)

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Cool find.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 16, 2020, 04:29:41 PM
Through a series of events in my home I have found this very old wooden suitcase. I love it! It looks like a period piece.  Inside is a goldmine of old 45's ranging from Elvis to Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly to Fats Domino and more. Much more. I have played several of these and so far they all play very well as they have been taken care of by the original owner.

Does anybody have an old jukebox like the one the Fonz used to hit in Arnolds or better yet the larger old classic upside down U shaped one with all the lights.

Pfft  The Fonz ::)

Very cool, but how does one find something of that size in their home they were previously unaware of?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 16, 2020, 05:18:29 PM
Very cool, but how does one find something of that size in their home they were previously unaware of?
@PB
Thought my hot water tank had crashed. Went in behind the furnace to investigate and there it was tucked away on a little shelf I never knew was there. It's hard to get at not to mention dark and oogy so I have no idea what the hell it was doing back there! I assume it was forgotten about long ago.  Who knows what ghosts hang around in the furnace room.  :P

There are two ways to get at my hot water tank and this time I took the path of most resistance. Go figure
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 16, 2020, 05:24:53 PM
@PB
Thought my hot water tank had crashed. Went in behind the furnace to investigate and there it was tucked away on a little shelf I never knew was there. It's hard to get at not to mention dark and oogy so I have no idea what the hell it was doing back there! I assume it was forgotten about long ago.  Who knows what ghosts hang around in the furnace room.  :P

There are two ways to get at my hot water tank and this time I took the path of most resistance. Go figure

That's pretty awesome, fortunately the records weren't melted/warped by proximity to the heater. 

My dad stored all his in our garage and they melted that first summer - Johnny Cash, etc.  Mom's too, Elvis...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 16, 2020, 05:42:24 PM
That's pretty awesome, fortunately the records weren't melted/warped by proximity to the heater. 

My dad stored all his in our garage and they melted that first summer - Johnny Cash, etc.  Mom's too, Elvis...

KSM's find was definitely awesome.  I made the mistake of keeping old toys from my childhood and many records in the attic for many years.  The 90+ degree temperatures up there ruined nearly everything.  I still kick myself in the ass over that.  I never considered climate control.   :-\   Now I have what was salvageable in a storage unit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 16, 2020, 05:59:57 PM
KSM's find was definitely awesome.  I made the mistake of keeping old toys from my childhood and many records in the attic for many years.  The 90+ degree temperatures up there ruined nearly everything.  I still kick myself in the ass over that.  I never considered climate control.   :-\   Now I have what was salvageable in a storage unit.
@ShayP  Oh good Lord the lost childhood toys. I can relate to that. Lost records too that would be worth big $$$ now. Alas.. :-\

I had something called the Big Jim Sports Camper. It was sweeet!!!  Original Kiss dolls and all kinds o stuff.  Fuck, I wish I was grounded for ten days and banished to my childhood room. Good Times 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 16, 2020, 06:01:32 PM
@PB
Thought my hot water tank had crashed. Went in behind the furnace to investigate and there it was tucked away on a little shelf I never knew was there. It's hard to get at not to mention dark and oogy so I have no idea what the hell it was doing back there! I assume it was forgotten about long ago.  Who knows what ghosts hang around in the furnace room.  :P

There are two ways to get at my hot water tank and this time I took the path of most resistance. Go figure

That's awesome!

Make sure it doesn't have a false bottom or something with a hidden stash of Kruggerands tucked away in it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 16, 2020, 06:14:57 PM


Make sure it doesn't have a false bottom or something with a hidden stash of Kruggerands tucked away in it.
@Walks_At_Night
AHh!! Good point! Just listened to Elvis's Hound dog and All shook Up. I also found The Witch Doctor.  Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.  That's a weird listen..

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 16, 2020, 07:26:50 PM
Very cool, but how does one find something of that size in their home they were previously unaware of?

I found a four drawer filing cabinet that was under the stairs.
The only access to that area was a 3X3 panel.
I guess they built around this thing.
The only thing inside it was an envelope with 2 teeth in it.
Yeah.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on January 16, 2020, 07:29:35 PM
I found a four drawer filing cabinet that was under the stairs.
The only access to that area was a 3X3 panel.
I guess they built around this thing.
The only thing inside it was an envelope with 2 teeth in it.
Yeah.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 16, 2020, 07:32:15 PM
I found a four drawer filing cabinet that was under the stairs.
The only access to that area was a 3X3 panel.
I guess they built around this thing.
The only thing inside it was an envelope with 2 teeth in it.
Yeah.



Cutesy little baby teeth or big, gnarlly, old man, molar teeth?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 16, 2020, 07:35:24 PM
Cutesy little baby teeth or big, gnarlly, old man, molar teeth?

Rotted teeth.
Like something that would be left if you dug up a 200 year old grave.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 16, 2020, 08:01:31 PM
Rotted teeth.
Like something that would be left if you dug up a 200 year old grave.

Senda's molars.   You could make a couple of necklaces out of them and given them out to Ellgabber of the Year and the 1st runner up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 16, 2020, 08:11:44 PM
@Walks_At_Night
AHh!! Good point! Just listened to Elvis's Hound dog and All shook Up. I also found The Witch Doctor.  Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.  That's a weird listen..

ooo eeee oooo ah ah
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 16, 2020, 08:12:37 PM
I found a four drawer filing cabinet that was under the stairs.
The only access to that area was a 3X3 panel.
I guess they built around this thing.
The only thing inside it was an envelope with 2 teeth in it.
Yeah.

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Teeth! Hm. Molars? Pointy vampire teeth? Woooo wooo
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 16, 2020, 08:26:56 PM
Senda's molars.   You could make a couple of necklaces out of them and given them out to Ellgabber of the Year and the 1st runner up.

... We should call you Crazy_At_Night....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on January 16, 2020, 08:31:10 PM
... We should call you Crazy_At_Night....

After effects of WAN’s Senda Experience days 😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 16, 2020, 09:01:14 PM
ooo eeee oooo ah ah
@anniem And another really weird one about a Purple People Eater. I don't know if I've ever heard that one before but it's horrific. WTF were they thinking back then? Was the purple people eater with one eye and one horn like AC DC to them?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 16, 2020, 09:03:35 PM
@anniem And another really weird one about a Purple People Eater. I don't know if I've ever heard that one before but it's horrific. WTF were they thinking back then? Was the purple people eater with one eye and one horn like AC DC to them?

Any Nervous Norvus in there?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 16, 2020, 09:05:16 PM
Or Stranded in the Jungle?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 16, 2020, 09:06:41 PM
WAN, I haven't found any yet. A lot of Elvis, Bill Haley, Pat Boone and Paul Anka so far. Some lil Richard too..  a lot of names I've never heard of as well.  The four preps?

I LOVE the Duane Eddy stuff. No vocals just vibrato guitar, sax, bass n drums. #RebelRouser
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 16, 2020, 09:12:13 PM
WAN, I haven't found any yet. A lot of Elvis, Bill Haley, Pat Boone and Paul Anka so far. Some lil Richard too..  a lot of names I've never heard of as well.  The four preps?

I LOVE the Duane Eddy stuff. No vocals just vibrato guitar, sax, bass n drums. #RebelRouser

Kind of funny about Pat Boone.  Just saw something the other day about him playing in a basketball league in the 80 to 85 age group.  Maybe some of that clean living paid off.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 16, 2020, 09:15:12 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 16, 2020, 09:18:45 PM
@anniem And another really weird one about a Purple People Eater. I don't know if I've ever heard that one before but it's horrific. WTF were they thinking back then? Was the purple people eater with one eye and one horn like AC DC to them?

Not horrific. There ARE no purple people. He advanced rock and roll using his horn. See below!   ;D

Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky
It had one long horn and one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said oo-wee
It looks like a purple people eater to me
It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
Sure looks good to me

Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you 'cos you're too tough
It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
It sure looks strange to me

I said Mr Purple People Eater what's your line
He said eating purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band
Well, bless my soul rock 'n roll flying' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed under-growed flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed one-horned it was a people eater
What a sight to see!

Well, he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
He started to rock really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune
Wop bop a lula wop bam boom
One-eyes one-horned flying people eater
Ooh, it sure looks strange to me!

Well he went on his way and then what do you know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was a blowin' it out and really knockin' them dead
Playing rock 'n roll music through the horn in his head!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 16, 2020, 09:26:54 PM
Not horrific. There ARE no purple people. He advanced rock and roll using his horn. See below!   ;D

Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky
It had one long horn and one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said oo-wee
It looks like a purple people eater to me
It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
Sure looks good to me

Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you 'cos you're too tough
It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
It sure looks strange to me

I said Mr Purple People Eater what's your line
He said eating purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band
Well, bless my soul rock 'n roll flying' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed under-growed flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed one-horned it was a people eater
What a sight to see!

Well, he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
He started to rock really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune
Wop bop a lula wop bam boom
One-eyes one-horned flying people eater
Ooh, it sure looks strange to me!

Well he went on his way and then what do you know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was a blowin' it out and really knockin' them dead
Playing rock 'n roll music through the horn in his head!
After just getting off the phone with my sister she has informed me that, that song was something our mom played while grampa would yell down the hall telling her to "shut that shit off!"  So it WAS like the devil's music back then!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 16, 2020, 09:28:18 PM
@anniem And another really weird one about a Purple People Eater. I don't know if I've ever heard that one before but it's horrific. WTF were they thinking back then? Was the purple people eater with one eye and one horn like AC DC to them?

Vikings defensive front four late 1960s to late 1970s.  I think the song came out before though

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 17, 2020, 04:00:26 AM
After just getting off the phone with my sister she has informed me that, that song was something our mom played while grampa would yell down the hall telling her to "shut that shit off!"  So it WAS like the devil's music back then!!
The song described the hallucinations of a cattle drive scout out alone too long without the company of Mr. Favor and Clint Eastwood.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:14:40 AM
Kind of funny about Pat Boone.  Just saw something the other day about him playing in a basketball league in the 80 to 85 age group.  Maybe some of that clean living paid off.

If it did he would be playing hockey.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 11:37:13 AM
Screwed up my oatmeal :'(  FuckinDammit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 18, 2020, 11:48:08 AM
Screwed up my oatmeal :'(  FuckinDammit.

When I was a kid I'd eat the brown sugar off the top of it, get more brown sugar, repeat.

Haven't had it since then.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 11:52:37 AM
When I was a kid I'd eat the brown sugar off the top of it, get more brown sugar, repeat.

Haven't had it since then.
Today is day three with yummy oatmeal after more than 30 years. I highly recommend you try it again for the first time. It makes for a fantastic appetizer for my ham and eggs. Toast too :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 18, 2020, 12:03:56 PM
Today is day three with yummy oatmeal after more than 30 years. I highly recommend you try it again for the first time. It makes for a fantastic appetizer for my ham and eggs. Toast too :)

Old Fashioned oatmeal with cinnamon, almonds, raisins, dried cranberries, and a goodly splash of milk
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 12:07:23 PM
Old Fashioned oatmeal with cinnamon, almonds, raisins, dried cranberries, and a goodly splash of milk
Cinnamon and milk, yes. Nuts and fruit, no.  My loss I know ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 18, 2020, 12:12:41 PM
Today is day three with yummy oatmeal after more than 30 years. I highly recommend you try it again for the first time. It makes for a fantastic appetizer for my ham and eggs. Toast too :)

Does it taste any better than it used to?  I'd say you're under oath, but that would be wrong
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 12:15:13 PM
listening to an old Art show this morning for coffee time and I just heard one of his classic Warnings.  "You may want to get the children out of the room, it's going to get pretty rough"

Fucking hilarious.  Gotta Love It!!   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 12:16:36 PM
Does it taste any better than it used to?  I'd say you're under oath, but that would be wrong
@PB it's every bit as good especially since mom isn't standing over me making sure I clean my bowl before heading off to school.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 18, 2020, 12:27:03 PM
Cinnamon and milk, yes. Nuts and fruit, no.  My loss I know ::)

God forbid if a Canadian put something like Maple syrup on it. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 12:37:10 PM
God forbid if a Canadian put something like Maple syrup on it.
*Smirk* I don't want maple syrup on my oatmeal. Some brown sugar and milk will suffice. And another thing - I refuse to handle that sticky syrup bottle. Eh?

BTW I was conceived in Seattle. You're a Texan who roots for the Cubs. Or is it the Sox? SHAME! @GravitySucks
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 18, 2020, 12:57:29 PM
*Smirk* I don't want maple syrup on my oatmeal. Some brown sugar and milk will suffice. And another thing - I refuse to handle that sticky syrup bottle. Eh?

BTW I was conceived in Seattle. You're a Texan who roots for the Cubs. Or is it the Sox? SHAME! @GravitySucks

@KSM I grew up in Chicago.  Moved to Texas when I was 16.  I’ll always be a Cubs fan.  Sox suck. Only decent thing that ever happened at a sox game was when they blew up the disco records in centerfield. But that was long after I moved away. 

Chicago is a good place to be from.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition_Night
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 01:17:30 PM
@KSM I grew up in Chicago.  Moved to Texas when I was 16.  I’ll always be a Cubs fan.  Sox suck. Only decent thing that ever happened at a sox game was when they blew up the disco records in centerfield. But that was long after I moved away. 

Chicago is a good place to be from.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition_Night
Ok, good answer and the panel accepts it.  Hmm disco demolition night!

My wife has become very good friends with a lady from Chicago through work and they have planned cross trips. This means I'm being dragged to Chicago in late May and her husband is being dragged here in early August. I don't know who these people are, what if they don't like me? Believe it or not, GS, not everybody who meets me likes me.  I know, weird huh ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 18, 2020, 01:20:11 PM
@KSM I grew up in Chicago.  Moved to Texas when I was 16.  I’ll always be a Cubs fan.  Sox suck. Only decent thing that ever happened at a sox game was when they blew up the disco records in centerfield. But that was long after I moved away. 

Chicago is a good place to be from.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition_Night

Watch the long form movie of this awesome event @KSM    Tigers were the Sox opponents in a Twi-Night Double Header.  Watched it go down live on TV.  It was pretty awesome through the eyes of a youngster.  Dudes climbing down the foul poles out of the upper deck and setting fires and shit.  Peg legged Bill Veeck (as in wreck) trying to restore order.  Drunken Harry Caray yelling a wahoos. Wild.

13:27  Note that Lance Parrish still looks ridiculous flailing at a curve ball.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 18, 2020, 01:31:35 PM
Ok, good answer and the panel accepts it.  Hmm disco demolition night!

My wife has become very good friends with a lady from Chicago through work and they have planned cross trips. This means I'm being dragged to Chicago in late May and her husband is being dragged here in early August. I don't know who these people are, what if they don't like me? Believe it or not, GS, not everybody who meets me likes me.  I know, weird huh ???

@KSM There is one thing you absolutely have to do while in Chicago.  You can thank me later. 

The Italian beef sandwich is a Chicago area tradition.  There is a restaurant chain called Portillo’s that make decent sandwiches but local neighborhood beef stands are usually the best. 

My favorite is an Italian beef/Italian sausage combo, dunked (or wet), with sweet and hot peppers.  You might not be able to handle the hot peppers or GIARDINIERA relish.  It you can handle spicy then add some.

Get a side order of fries and make sure they have celery salt. 

Unless you have turned into a tofu licking soyboi, I can guarantee that you will want more before you leave Chicago. 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 18, 2020, 01:37:17 PM
And @KSM you have to get to a game in Wrigley Field if the Cubs are in town.  Spend the money and get field box seats behind the dugout.  It is the ultimate baseball viewing experience. I have been to games in about 20 different parks and there is nothing like it. 

Just don’t freak out when you go to the pottie and everyone is just whipping it out to piss in a trough along the walls. 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 18, 2020, 02:11:09 PM
Screwed up my oatmeal :'(  FuckinDammit.

Instant?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 18, 2020, 02:14:33 PM
Old Fashioned oatmeal with cinnamon, almonds, raisins, dried cranberries, and a goodly splash of milk

I like old fashioned with some milk. I had trouble getting it how I liked it, then I found a minicrockpot that is supposed to be for sauce or dipping or something which is perfect for cooking the oatmeal. I wish it were breakfast time, I'd like some now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 02:27:50 PM
Watch the long form movie of this awesome event @KSM    Tigers were the Sox opponents in a Twi-Night Double Header.  Watched it go down live on TV.  It was pretty awesome through the eyes of a youngster.  Dudes climbing down the foul poles out of the upper deck and setting fires and shit.  Peg legged Bill Veeck (as in wreck) trying to restore order.  Drunken Harry Caray yelling a wahoos. Wild.

13:27  Note that Lance Parrish still looks ridiculous flailing at a curve ball.


@Walks_At_Night Well, shit, I almost don't know what to say! I assume you were rooting for the Tigers on that day. I absolutely love the un PC way the announcers are voicing their opinions. A lot of action there. FIRE!

@KSM There is one thing you absolutely have to do while in Chicago.  You can thank me later. 

The Italian beef sandwich is a Chicago area tradition.  There is a restaurant chain called Portillo’s that make decent sandwiches but local neighborhood beef stands are usually the best. 

My favorite is an Italian beef/Italian sausage combo, dunked (or wet), with sweet and hot peppers.  You might not be able to handle the hot peppers or GIARDINIERA relish.  It you can handle spicy then add some.

Get a side order of fries and make sure they have celery salt. 

Unless you have turned into a tofu licking soyboi, I can guarantee that you will want more before you leave Chicago. 

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@GravitySucks Thank you for the recommendation - i have made a note of that in my phone. And.. I am far from a Soyboi.

Peeing in a trough is nothing new to me. And at the risk of sounding G'hey I look forward to it!!  That's assuming we take in a game. If only the Jays were in town that for a series. I'll check the schedule once the dates are locked in.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 02:30:22 PM
Instant?
@anniem  I know when I'm being bated and I'm not falling into your trap..  nice try though ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 18, 2020, 02:41:11 PM
@anniem  I know when I'm being bated and I'm not falling into your trap..  nice try though ;)

I was hoping you did not have instant oatmeal. Or even quick oats, they are NOT the same as old fashioned. I AM FILLED WITH FAKE OUTRAGE AT THE VERY THOUGHT!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 18, 2020, 02:51:38 PM
@Walks_At_Night Well, shit, I almost don't know what to say! I assume you were rooting for the Tigers on that day. I absolutely love the un PC way the announcers are voicing their opinions. A lot of action there. FIRE!
@GravitySucks Thank you for the recommendation - i have made a note of that in my phone. And.. I am far from a Soyboi.

Peeing in a trough is nothing new to me. And at the risk of sounding G'hey I look forward to it!!  That's assuming we take in a game. If only the Jays were in town that for a series. I'll check the schedule once the dates are locked in.

Not everyone looks forward. Just saying. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 18, 2020, 03:09:42 PM
Ok, good answer and the panel accepts it.  Hmm disco demolition night!

My wife has become very good friends with a lady from Chicago through work and they have planned cross trips. This means I'm being dragged to Chicago in late May and her husband is being dragged here in early August. I don't know who these people are, what if they don't like me? Believe it or not, GS, not everybody who meets me likes me.  I know, weird huh ???
Does your wife give you the 'be on your best behavior speech' or does she let you do your thing?
I hope the husband's cute.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 03:09:59 PM
Not everyone looks forward. Just saying.
HAHAHAhaha ;D

That's why I pee in the women's bathroom trough alongside them. They appreciate me!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 18, 2020, 03:12:00 PM
And @KSM you have to get to a game in Wrigley Field if the Cubs are in town.  Spend the money and get field box seats behind the dugout.  It is the ultimate baseball viewing experience. I have been to games in about 20 different parks and there is nothing like it. 

Just don’t freak out when you go to the pottie and everyone is just whipping it out to piss in a trough along the walls. 

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Ummm, girl here...is that weird? The trough thing NOT the girl thing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 18, 2020, 03:12:40 PM
Ummm, girl here...is that weird? The trough thing NOT the girl thing.

That looks horrible
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 18, 2020, 03:13:53 PM
Not everyone looks forward. Just saying.
Oh.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 03:14:04 PM
Ummm, girl here...is that weird? The trough thing NOT the girl thing.
It's more common than you might think. Or want to think.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 18, 2020, 03:14:42 PM
That looks horrible
It seems very efficient though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 18, 2020, 03:15:26 PM
Ummm, girl here...is that weird? The trough thing NOT the girl thing.

Some people think it is a bath.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 03:16:36 PM
Some people think it is a bath.
It is full of suds..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 18, 2020, 03:17:49 PM
Some people think it is a bath.
Therein lies the problem!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 18, 2020, 03:19:00 PM
I like old fashioned with some milk. I had trouble getting it how I liked it, then I found a minicrockpot that is supposed to be for sauce or dipping or something which is perfect for cooking the oatmeal. I wish it were breakfast time, I'd like some now.

I was finishing up my mug of coffee when I posted that. So of course I had oatmeal for breakfast.
@anniem , I have one of those mini crockpots but never had any real use for it. Can you give me particulars like cooking time, oatmeal to water ratio or anything else I should know? Thanks, darlin'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 18, 2020, 03:22:49 PM
And @KSM you have to get to a game in Wrigley Field if the Cubs are in town.  Spend the money and get field box seats behind the dugout.  It is the ultimate baseball viewing experience. I have been to games in about 20 different parks and there is nothing like it. 

Just don’t freak out when you go to the pottie and everyone is just whipping it out to piss in a trough along the walls. 

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Ewww. Does it ... splash? 🙀
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 18, 2020, 03:25:18 PM
I was finishing up my mug of coffee when I posted that. So of course I had oatmeal for breakfast.
@anniem , I have one of those mini crockpots but never had any real use for it. Can you give me particulars like cooking time, oatmeal to water ratio or anything else I should know? Thanks, darlin'

Old fashioned oats 1/8 cup
Water 3/8 cup
There are no settings on my little crock, so I just plug it in and put the lid on. I usually forget about it for about an hour, then it is perfect. Maybe it was quicker when I mixed it the night before, but I am not usually that organized.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 18, 2020, 03:25:25 PM
Ewww. Does it ... splash? 🙀

It does if you do it right!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 18, 2020, 03:26:42 PM
Ewww. Does it ... splash? 🙀

Very unhealthy looking to me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 03:50:18 PM
Ewww. Does it ... splash? 🙀
@TigerLily the idea is to piss down the slope at the front but one can have all kinds of fun pissing at the backsplash! If you've got a strong enough stream going you can actually move the urinal pucks around!! Like hockey!!   Make peeing fun again! That's what I say!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 18, 2020, 04:19:05 PM
I like old fashioned with some milk. I had trouble getting it how I liked it, then I found a minicrockpot that is supposed to be for sauce or dipping or something which is perfect for cooking the oatmeal. I wish it were breakfast time, I'd like some now.

You're an adult! That means it's breakfast time whenever you want it!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 18, 2020, 04:21:55 PM
I see a lot of "overnight oats" on social media nowadays.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 18, 2020, 04:27:44 PM
I had forgotten how horrid some of those late 70s baseball uniforms were.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 18, 2020, 05:12:00 PM
It's more common than you might think. Or want to think.

We have the troughs here in SF - at ballparks and certain clubs.  You know, places that make their money on beer. 

First time I encountered such a thing was at Candlestick. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 18, 2020, 05:22:10 PM
I had forgotten how horrid some of those late 70s baseball uniforms were.

Speaking of horrid uniforms...

https://twitter.com/SpaceForceDoD/status/1218335200964464650 (https://twitter.com/SpaceForceDoD/status/1218335200964464650)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on January 18, 2020, 05:22:12 PM
We have the troughs here in SF - at ballparks and certain clubs.  You know, places that make their money on beer. 

First time I encountered such a thing was at Candlestick.

I used to work at a place that had one.  Metlox Potteries (long closed but the products are now sought after collectables) in Manhattan Beach, California.  I walked in and saw some newly arrived gentlemen from south of the border.  They were sitting in front of it, happy as clams, drinking and filling their cups with the water that flowed down the wall.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 18, 2020, 05:35:15 PM
You're an adult! That means it's breakfast time whenever you want it!

I fell asleep instead. Napped like a wee child.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 18, 2020, 05:39:53 PM
Speaking of horrid uniforms...

https://twitter.com/SpaceForceDoD/status/1218335200964464650 (https://twitter.com/SpaceForceDoD/status/1218335200964464650)

The empire storm trooper unis lost the vote, they need camouflage so the aliens won't so easily see them. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 18, 2020, 06:04:22 PM
I used to work at a place that had one.  Metlox Potteries (long closed but the products are now sought after collectables) in Manhattan Beach, California.  I walked in and saw some newly arrived gentlemen from south of the border.  They were sitting in front of it, happy as clams, drinking and filling their cups with the water that flowed down the wall.

In the style of @FISH

Quote
Why would clams be happy? It has been suggested that open clams give the appearance of smiling. The derivation is more likely to come from the fuller version of the phrase, now rarely heard - 'as happy as a clam at high water'. Hide tide is when clams are free from the attentions of predators; surely the happiest of times in the bivalve mollusc world.

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/as-happy-as-a-clam.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 18, 2020, 09:22:32 PM
Old fashioned oats 1/8 cup
Water 3/8 cup
There are no settings on my little crock, so I just plug it in and put the lid on. I usually forget about it for about an hour, then it is perfect. Maybe it was quicker when I mixed it the night before, but I am not usually that organized.

Thanks @anniem

I'm ignoring @Bart Ell and @KSM



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 09:27:10 PM


I'm ignoring @Bart Ell and @KSM
No you're not!
You're ignoring your most primal instincts.


You need a little some KSM do ya'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 09:49:24 PM
No you're not!
You're ignoring your most primal instincts.


You need a little some KSM do ya'
Me n' the pink, Bart n' the stink!!  Although he'll take issue with that.

That's why I'm banned ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 18, 2020, 10:05:29 PM

You're banned. But not in the zoo? Or even the nursery? How does that work? Should we start a petition to get you caged?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 10:11:37 PM
Should we start a petition to get you caged?
Yes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 18, 2020, 10:30:55 PM
Yes.

Lock you up?. And throw away the key?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 18, 2020, 10:37:12 PM
Lock you up?. And throw away the key?
Sounds fair. I have outlived my usefulness.

God Bless JayGab.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 18, 2020, 11:59:30 PM
I laughed way too hard at this

https://twitter.com/spacecorpsus/status/1216073390185943040
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 19, 2020, 12:07:20 AM
https://www.kcentv.com/mobile/article/news/local/worlds-largest-snickers-bar-unveiled-in-waco/500-f7040bd6-04ca-452e-830c-1d282855ad1b
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 19, 2020, 01:15:12 AM
I laughed way too hard at this

You probably saw this, lots of great memes going around..

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/01/17/isiss-very-own-jabba-hutt-captured-mosul.html   (https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/01/17/isiss-very-own-jabba-hutt-captured-mosul.html)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on January 19, 2020, 06:02:33 AM
Me n' the pink, Bart n' the stink!!  Although he'll take issue with that.

That's why I'm banned ;)

Dibs on the mouth
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 19, 2020, 06:28:26 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on January 20, 2020, 07:39:58 AM
In the style of @FISH

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/as-happy-as-a-clam.html
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on January 20, 2020, 07:43:57 AM
You probably saw this, lots of great memes going around..

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/01/17/isiss-very-own-jabba-hutt-captured-mosul.html   (https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/01/17/isiss-very-own-jabba-hutt-captured-mosul.html)

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The 560-pound mufti Abu Abdul Ba wants to be a starfish.
https://twitter.com/_yasmeeeen_/status/1216801690017505280


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 20, 2020, 10:15:14 AM
Putting the fat in fatwa
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 21, 2020, 11:36:16 AM
Lost my coffee spoon. :'(  I hope it didn't fall behind the stove! This would be bad as annual check behind the stove day was three days ago and I've a long time to wait for it to swing back around. And what if the world blows up before then, I'm screwed.

It was a perfect little scoop for loading the perfect ratio of coffee beans to the machine. I had to use a teaspoon today and kind of eyeball it :-\  Failure is the result as my brew is weak and watery. I will drink the whole half pot as I do not believe in wasting water or coffee beans.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 21, 2020, 11:40:37 AM
Lost my coffee spoon. :'(  I hope it didn't fall behind the stove! This would be bad as annual check behind the stove day was three days ago and I've a long time to wait for it to swing back around. And what if the world blows up before then, I'm screwed.

It was a perfect little scoop for loading the perfect ratio of coffee beans to the machine. I had to use a teaspoon today and kind of eyeball it :-\  Failure is the result as my brew is weak and watery. I will drink the whole half pot as I do not believe in wasting water or coffee beans.

A drop of L.O.C. makes your water wetter and you can use less coffee beans. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 21, 2020, 03:08:29 PM
A drop of L.O.C. makes your water wetter and you can use less coffee beans.
@GravitySucks

So what you're saying to me is that you're my Dad?
*Cough*

I mean, what exactly is L.O.C.?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 21, 2020, 03:24:15 PM
@GravitySucks

So what you're saying to me is that you're my Dad?
*Cough*

I mean, what exactly is L.O.C.?


Son, it’s Liquid Organic Cleaner.  You can buy it through your favorite Amway dealer.  It’s a surfactant that makes water wetter. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 21, 2020, 03:26:14 PM
Son, it’s Liquid Organic Cleaner.  You can buy it through your favorite Amway dealer.  It’s a surfactant that makes water wetter.

LMAO!!!! And I'm not sure why.   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 21, 2020, 03:36:12 PM
Son, it’s Liquid Organic Cleaner.  You can buy it through your favorite Amway dealer.  It’s a surfactant that makes water wetter.

And here I thought once I was completely soaked - say on a hike or bike ride - I couldn't get any wetter
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 21, 2020, 03:48:18 PM
And here I thought once I was completely soaked - say on a hike or bike ride - I couldn't get any wetter

There is wet and there is moist.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 21, 2020, 04:13:10 PM
Son, it’s Liquid Organic Cleaner.  You can buy it through your favorite Amway dealer.  It’s a surfactant that makes water wetter.
Makes water, WETTER?

Can we use it on our women?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 21, 2020, 04:15:08 PM
Makes water, WETTER?

Can we use it on our women?

Try wine first
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 21, 2020, 04:21:34 PM
Try wine first
Yep. But Rye on the other hand is the anti-wetter. Rye = >:( with mine. Makes her go indian first nations as they say. No smokem peace pipe.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 21, 2020, 06:01:27 PM
... No smokem peace pipe.

Heh, TMI!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 21, 2020, 08:11:22 PM
Heh, TMI!
Nah, that was funny stuff man. And hey, You got it! Even quoted the punchline.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 23, 2020, 10:38:00 AM
YAY!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 23, 2020, 11:51:32 AM
YAY!!
@anniem You ARE bouncy!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 23, 2020, 02:53:57 PM
@anniem You ARE bouncy!  :)

I AM!
I saw my surgeon and they took away all the casting material and the spint which was hot and uncomfortable. I am allowed to walk now!!! YAY YAHOO!
Ok, bounce slightly lowered because it hurts to walk but overall it feels wonderful.

BOING BOING BOING
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 23, 2020, 03:18:38 PM
I AM!
I saw my surgeon and they took away all the casting material and the spint which was hot and uncomfortable. I am allowed to walk now!!! YAY YAHOO!
Ok, bounce slightly lowered because it hurts to walk but overall it feels wonderful.

BOING BOING BOING
Excellent news! Congrats!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 23, 2020, 03:24:37 PM
Excellent news! Congrats!!!

Thank you!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 23, 2020, 06:13:28 PM
When I was a kid I'd eat the brown sugar off the top of it, get more brown sugar, repeat.

Haven't had it since then.

I like my brown sugar...  In bed!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 23, 2020, 07:37:42 PM
I like my brown sugar...  In bed!
Instead of  "ehh never mind" yours should say "in bed"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 23, 2020, 09:03:43 PM
It wasn't a scrunchie

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 23, 2020, 09:08:03 PM
It wasn't a scrunchie

Looks like a condom.  ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 23, 2020, 09:09:42 PM
Looks like a condom.  ???

It's a hair tie!

Also congrats, @anniem <3
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 23, 2020, 09:09:52 PM
It wasn't a scrunchie
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the offending hair ribbon!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 23, 2020, 09:20:16 PM
Looks like a condom.  ???
Buddy, I ain't touching that one.

It's a hair tie!

A $1,400. hair tie

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the offending hair ribbon!
;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 25, 2020, 06:46:46 AM
Just bought a box of bacon.
11 pounds.
The bacon.
No idea what the box weighs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 25, 2020, 07:12:22 AM
Just bought a box of bacon.
11 pounds.
The bacon.
No idea what the box weighs.
Is boxed bacon like boxed wine?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 25, 2020, 07:14:42 AM
Just bought a box of bacon.
11 pounds.
The bacon.
No idea what the box weighs.

That's a lot of bacon.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 25, 2020, 07:29:09 AM
Is boxed bacon like boxed wine?

You be the judge
I am sure @KSM can appreciate the non-plant basedness of this fine display.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 25, 2020, 07:29:38 AM
That's a lot of bacon.  :o

The Bart does not fuck around.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 25, 2020, 08:20:22 AM
The Bart does not fuck around.

Not Canadian bacon either. Well done!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 25, 2020, 08:26:14 AM
Not Canadian bacon either. Well done!

I don't believe that stuff really exists.

IN THE STYLE OF @FISH

"Canadian bacon" or "Canadian-style bacon" is the American name for a form of back bacon that is cured, smoked and fully cooked, trimmed into cylindrical medallions, and thickly sliced
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 11:32:12 AM
My son couldn't wait to show me this music video. It has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while- it's got a little of everything.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 25, 2020, 11:36:29 AM
You be the judge
I am sure @KSM can appreciate the non-plant basedness of this fine display.

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That's my new wallpaper right there! Beautiful!  The box was likely a 6 ounce.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 25, 2020, 05:10:53 PM
Is boxed bacon like boxed wine?

I hope not. How would one get the bacon our of that spout?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 25, 2020, 07:07:16 PM
While looking to see if my fights were scheduled to record I noticed this lil tidbit. WTF is that?

@KSM  I'm more concerned why you are recording The Bachelor.  smh

Speaking of penis cakes, at one of my previous jobs my coworkers had a little going away party for me and presented me with a cake shaped like a penis.  Chocolate cake with pink icing and white cream filling.  Big 'ol penis shaped cake.  It was delicious.  Plus they bought me a new Shop-Vac.

*true story
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 25, 2020, 07:10:03 PM
Interesting.  @KSM deleted his post that I replied to.

Shenanigans!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 25, 2020, 07:15:57 PM
@KSM  I'm more concerned why you are recording The Bachelor.  smh

Speaking of penis cakes, at one of my previous jobs my coworkers had a little going away party for me and presented me with a cake shaped like a penis.  Chocolate cake with pink icing and white cream filling.  Big 'ol penis shaped cake.  It was delicious.  Plus they bought me a new Shop-Vac.

*true story
@ShayP
Ok it's back. I deleted it because I didn't want it thought that I! watch any of that garbage.

Looks like I even got smoted for it. No not by you

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 25, 2020, 07:19:36 PM
@ShayP
Ok it's back. I deleted it because I didn't want it thought that I! watch any of that garbage.

LOL!!!!!  It's okay man. @KSM   You like what you like.  I can dig it.  ;)  I watch the Lawrence Welk show EVERY Saturday night and my buddies have given me shit for it for years.  By the way, tonight's show focused on George Gershwin tunes.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 25, 2020, 07:20:40 PM
@KSM  I'm more concerned why you are recording The Bachelor.  smh

Speaking of penis cakes, at one of my previous jobs my coworkers had a little going away party for me and presented me with a cake shaped like a penis.  Chocolate cake with pink icing and white cream filling.  Big 'ol penis shaped cake.  It was delicious.  Plus they bought me a new Shop-Vac.

*true story
I don't know if I would eat that cake. I'd request a vaginal slit cake. Tie my hands behind my back and go to town!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 25, 2020, 07:22:14 PM
LOL!!!!!  It's okay man. @KSM   You like what you like.  I can dig it.  ;)  I watch the Lawrence Welk show EVERY Saturday night and my buddies have given me shit for it for years.  By the way, tonight's show focused on George Gershwin tunes.  :D
I have watched the Young & the Restless but that's known.

Nothing wrong with wholesome Mr. Welk!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 25, 2020, 07:27:37 PM
I don't know if I would eat that cake. I'd request a vaginal slit cake. Tie my hands behind my back and go to town!

Say "vaginal slit cake" 3 times and tell me you don't giggle.  I did.  I'm 49 going on 12.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 25, 2020, 07:37:13 PM
Say "vaginal slit cake" 3 times and tell me you don't giggle.  I did.  I'm 49 going on 12.
LOL  I did it. Fast too! And yeah it's funny ;D  like saying RubberBabyBuggyBumpers three times fast.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 25, 2020, 07:43:57 PM
LOL  I did it. Fast too! And yeah it's funny ;D  like saying RubberBabyBuggyBumpers three times fast.

LOL!  I tried it while looking in the mirror.  Like in the movie Candyman.  Say his name 3 times and he appears.  Well, I said "vaginal slit cake" 3 times and noting appeared.  No cake and no vagina!  Now I have no dessert and nothing to do with my naughty bits.  My hand and genitals are not on speaking terms at this moment.  I guess I'll just read a book before bedtime then!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 25, 2020, 08:14:07 PM
LOL!  I tried it while looking in the mirror.  Like in the movie Candyman.  Say his name 3 times and he appears.  Well, I said "vaginal slit cake" 3 times and noting appeared.  No cake and no vagina!  Now I have no dessert and nothing to do with my naughty bits.  My hand and genitals are not on speaking terms at this moment.  I guess I'll just read a book before bedtime then!
@ShayP Ok so we're saying different things! I was looking in the mirror and saying "Vaginaman" 3 times and he actually SHOWED UP! But it's really awkward because the vagina is on the right side of his neck! :o  (Like who fuckin' designed this guy?)  Anyways I passed and fortunately he was nice about the whole thing but should you summon him, his name is Glenn. Nice guy but, nah, yucky. Couldn't go through with  it :-[

Pro Tip: When you say Vaginaman you have to say it like Jewish sounding. Like Goldman or Silverman.  Makes you wonder about Superman..

UPDATE: In Canada you can also say Beaverman and he shows up with beer!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 26, 2020, 03:25:54 PM
@ShayP Ok so we're saying different things! I was looking in the mirror and saying "Vaginaman" 3 times and he actually SHOWED UP! But it's really awkward because the vagina is on the right side of his neck! :o  (Like who fuckin' designed this guy?)  Anyways I passed and fortunately he was nice about the whole thing but should you summon him, his name is Glenn. Nice guy but, nah, yucky. Couldn't go through with  it :-[

Pro Tip: When you say Vaginaman you have to say it like Jewish sounding. Like Goldman or Silverman.  Makes you wonder about Superman..

UPDATE: In Canada you can also say Beaverman and he shows up with beer!!

LOL!  WTF man!?   ;D  Well, here in the states Beaverman does not materialize as it does in your neck of the woods.

By the way @KSM your Ray Milland avatar is creeping me out.  Blacked out eyes, all white eyes, glowing eyes, bleeding eyes, etc, have always freaked me out for some reason since I was a kid.  I'll get passed it though.  I'll become stronger.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 26, 2020, 08:00:33 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 26, 2020, 08:45:50 PM
I watched this documentary today. It's interesting how birds try to get a mate.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 27, 2020, 09:59:12 PM
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH O' FUCKIN' SLAVES!!! - Jim Morrison
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 27, 2020, 10:46:16 PM
I remember this from the original airing...  Same guy as Dark Shadows, War & Remembrance, The Winds of War...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 28, 2020, 03:32:24 PM
I think I would be very offended if my friends and I were adrift at sea and captured by a tribe of cannibals who didn't want to eat me first. My guess is they would most likely eat Steve or Kirby first. Mike is really tall and thin so I imagine they would fatten him up and perhaps even eat him before me!!
Like WHAT THE FUCK AM I CHOPPED LIVER?
 
The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't eat me right away is because of all the muscle and I would be extremely hard to pass? Ya think? They'd probably small cage me like veal and softening me up for like a holiday feast perhaps? I guess in that case I could see their point and I wouldn't be as offended that they didn't gobble me up at first sight.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 28, 2020, 03:42:11 PM
The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't eat me right away is because of all the muscle and I would be extremely hard to pass? Ya think? They'd probably small cage me like veal and softening me up for like a holiday feast perhaps? I guess in that case I could see their point and I wouldn't be as offended that they didn't gobble me up at first sight.

You would need to be tenderized.  Too late for you to be caged like veal.  I, for instance, would be more delectable since I'm well marbled.  Perfect balance of meat, fat, and flavor.  I think I would be delicious.   :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 28, 2020, 04:00:44 PM
I think I would be very offended if my friends and I were adrift at sea and captured by a tribe of cannibals who didn't want to eat me first. My guess is they would most likely eat Steve or Kirby first. Mike is really tall and thin so I imagine they would fatten him up and perhaps even eat him before me!!
Like WHAT THE FUCK AM I CHOPPED LIVER?
 
The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't eat me right away is because of all the muscle and I would be extremely hard to pass? Ya think? They'd probably small cage me like veal and softening me up for like a holiday feast perhaps? I guess in that case I could see their point and I wouldn't be as offended that they didn't gobble me up at first sight.

When you ate hunting, you don’t take aim at the little sickly looking buck, you pick out the trophy specimen.

Just saying. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on January 28, 2020, 04:20:11 PM
The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't eat me right away is because of all the muscle and I would be extremely hard to pass?

They would want to keep the girly boy for a bride.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 28, 2020, 04:31:59 PM
You would need to be tenderized.  Too late for you to be caged like veal.  I, for instance, would be more delectable since I'm well marbled.  Perfect balance of meat, fat, and flavor.  I think I would be delicious.   :D
@ShayP  yeah I would think your drippings would make for some delicious gravy. You know you better that anybody so how would you prepare you?
And if I'm going to be tenderized is it by pounding me or soaking me in a solution to break me down so to speak. I would think that I should be stuffed too as that would really help bring my flavor through.  Yes? Wouldn't be a lot for gravy drippings but maybe they had some left over YOU gravy to pour over me?  Who knows Shay, we could be like peanut butter n chocolate!  MMmmm

When you ate hunting, you don’t take aim at the little sickly looking buck, you pick out the trophy specimen.

Just saying. 
That's a compliment right there! Thanks buddy!

They would want to keep the girly boy for a bride.
Look at your karma chimpo - you're welcome!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 28, 2020, 04:49:20 PM

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 28, 2020, 06:31:48 PM
@ShayP  yeah I would think your drippings would make for some delicious gravy. You know you better that anybody so how would you prepare you?
And if I'm going to be tenderized is it by pounding me or soaking me in a solution to break me down so to speak. I would think that I should be stuffed too as that would really help bring my flavor through.  Yes? Wouldn't be a lot for gravy drippings but maybe they had some left over YOU gravy to pour over me?  Who knows Shay, we could be like peanut butter n chocolate!  MMmmm

Man I have to laugh. @KSM  There is so much homoerotic innuendo in this I can't even begin to reply further.  ;D  Fuck it.  I will.  I wouldn't pound you.  No. I would massage your meat and perhaps marinate you in special juices.  Then sear you on high heat and eat you almost raw.  Well, now that that's out of the way...let's move on.  :D

To hell with peanut butter and chocolate.  We should become tag-team wrestlers and call ourselves Biscuits & Gravy.  Or maybe even Steak & Eggs.

Do you think anyone reading this is aroused?  They should be.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 28, 2020, 06:33:44 PM
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How the hell would they get out of that?  :o  Especially with an open fire underneath.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 28, 2020, 06:35:50 PM
Man I have to laugh. @KSM  There is so much homoerotic innuendo in this I can't even begin to reply further.  ;D  Fuck it.  I will.  I wouldn't pound you.  No. I would massage your meat and perhaps marinate you in special juices.  Then sear you on high heat and eat you almost raw.  Well, now that that's out of the way...let's move on.  :D

To hell with peanut butter and chocolate.  We should become tag-team wrestlers and call ourselves Biscuits & Gravy.  Or maybe even Steak & Eggs.

Do you think anyone reading this is aroused?  They should be.
Hahahaha  Ohh fuckin' bloody hell ya bout took me out with that one! LMFAO!!  stick a fork or stick in me - I'm done.  Mmm  I sound Gooood!!!  ;D

Thank you for responding! +1!!!!

@Bart Ell  Shay get's post of the week award. Ell!! Post o' the month!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 28, 2020, 06:45:00 PM
Hahahaha  Ohh fuckin' bloody hell ya bout took me out with that one! LMFAO!!  stick a fork or stick in me - I'm done.  Mmm  I sound Gooood!!!  ;D

Thank you for responding! +1!!!!

@Bart Ell  Shay get's post of the week award. Ell!! Post o' the month!

I am worried about the juices that ShayP is producing!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 28, 2020, 07:21:04 PM
This page is hilarious
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Post by: PolkaDot on January 28, 2020, 07:29:00 PM
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Post by: TigerLily on January 28, 2020, 08:33:23 PM

Looks like I stumbled down the rabbit hole into Food Porn Bizarro World. You guys are delicious

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 28, 2020, 08:40:26 PM
This page is hilarious
@anniem  Annie, I'm trussed up and going into the Dutch oven right now!@PolkaDot Lowww N Slowww  I'm gonna be delicious! @TigerLily
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 28, 2020, 08:41:28 PM
@anniem  Annie, I'm trussed up and going into the Dutch oven right now!@PolkaDot Lowww N Slowww  I'm gonna be delicious! @TigerLily

If we made you into jerky, you'd last much longer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 28, 2020, 08:42:41 PM
@anniem  Annie, I'm trussed up and going into the Dutch oven right now!@PolkaDot Lowww N Slowww  I'm gonna be delicious! @TigerLily

Hmmm. Thought so. Gamey. Needs more ShaySauce
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 28, 2020, 09:11:14 PM
@anniem  Annie, I'm trussed up and going into the Dutch oven right now!@PolkaDot Lowww N Slowww  I'm gonna be delicious! @TigerLily
LOL. Jesus.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 28, 2020, 09:18:42 PM
LOL. Jesus.

I know. Incorrigible
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 29, 2020, 04:10:01 AM
Ohio pizzeria caves to pressure and removes their billboard. 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 29, 2020, 07:36:45 AM
Ohio pizzeria caves to pressure and removes their billboard.
What? That billboard is hilarious!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 29, 2020, 07:55:50 AM
Ohio pizzeria caves to pressure and removes their billboard.

See, that's where if you don't like it, don't patronize the business. Of course, they've gotten more press than the advertisement that they paid for got.

The customer is always right as long as you want them to remain your customer... Right? Fuck those snowflakes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 29, 2020, 08:09:55 AM

The customer is always right as long as you want them to remain your customer...

As someone who has worked in retail and service, I FUCKING HATE THAT RULE!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 29, 2020, 08:20:11 AM
As someone who has worked in retail and service, I FUCKING HATE THAT RULE!!

Ditto!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 29, 2020, 08:49:21 AM
As someone who has worked in retail and service, I FUCKING HATE THAT RULE!!

I've only had one experience, and the customer was definitely Not Right

In HS I worked part time at Sears.  Sporting goods and farm equipment.  One Sunday a customer came in and wanted to buy some gigantic water tank that was listed in the weekly ad as being on sale.  I tell the guy they're in our Portland warehouse, and if he buys one it will be here in three days (or whatever it was).  Dude flips out, starts screaming, demanding to have it on the spot.  I'm probably 17, getting a little nervous, and thinking WTF.  After a minute or so of this it just pops out: ''what do you want me to do, shit one for you?''

He goes nuts, demands to see the manager.  Luckily on Sundays the assistant manager was on duty, a fiery Italian named Deasy.  He had a quick temper but was usually pretty funny.  He'd already told some of us after some previous incident we ''weren't paid to take shit from customers''.  By now he's on the way anyway, and when he gets there the customer turns on him.  After a minute or two - swear to god - Deasy says ''what do you want me to do, shit one for you?''
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 29, 2020, 08:58:09 AM
I've only had one experience, and the customer was definitely Not Right

In HS I worked part time at Sears.  Sporting goods and farm equipment.  One Sunday a customer came in and wanted to buy some gigantic water tank that was listed in the weekly ad as being on sale.  I tell the guy they're in our Portland warehouse, and if he buys one it will be here in three days (or whatever it was).  Dude flips out, starts screaming, demanding to have it on the spot.  I'm probably 17, getting a little nervous, and thinking WTF.  After a minute or so of this it just pops out: ''what do you want me to do, shit one for you?''

He goes nuts, demands to see the manager.  Luckily on Sundays the assistant manager was on duty, a fiery Italian named Deasy.  He had a quick temper but was usually pretty funny.  He'd already told some of us after some previous incident we ''weren't paid to take shit from customers''.  By now he's on the way anyway, and when he gets there the customer turns on him.  After a minute or two - swear to god - Deasy says ''what do you want me to do, shit one for you?''

@PB  Oh I love that story.  Kudos to you and Deasy.  I'm assuming you kept your job after that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 29, 2020, 09:07:46 AM
As someone who has worked in retail and service, I FUCKING HATE THAT RULE!!
Me, too. As a result of my time in retail I make extra effort to be nice to people in those kinds of jobs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 29, 2020, 09:12:10 AM
@PB  Oh I love that story.  Kudos to you and Deasy.  I'm assuming you kept your job after that.

Sometimes I covered for the paint department, which was right next to hardware.

Sunday, late December, and the store was packed with Christmas shoppers.  Long limes at all cash registers.  I'm in paint, and the cash register over in hardware runs out of tape (the paper roll for receipts).  For some reason they can't get it fixed, the new tape keeps jamming.  Deasy comes over to ''help''.  Guy has the patience of a 4 year old.  He starts getting frustrated and at some point he jumps up on top of the counter and is bending over it - high above the crowd - screaming, banging on it, and trying to force the thing to work.  That was some funny shit.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on January 29, 2020, 09:59:04 AM
I've only had one experience, and the customer was definitely Not Right

In HS I worked part time at Sears.  Sporting goods and farm equipment.  One Sunday a customer came in and wanted to buy some gigantic water tank that was listed in the weekly ad as being on sale.  I tell the guy they're in our Portland warehouse, and if he buys one it will be here in three days (or whatever it was).  Dude flips out, starts screaming, demanding to have it on the spot.  I'm probably 17, getting a little nervous, and thinking WTF.  After a minute or so of this it just pops out: ''what do you want me to do, shit one for you?''

He goes nuts, demands to see the manager.  Luckily on Sundays the assistant manager was on duty, a fiery Italian named Deasy.  He had a quick temper but was usually pretty funny.  He'd already told some of us after some previous incident we ''weren't paid to take shit from customers''.  By now he's on the way anyway, and when he gets there the customer turns on him.  After a minute or two - swear to god - Deasy says ''what do you want me to do, shit one for you?''
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 29, 2020, 11:38:31 AM
I have had some asshole customers. Not many but the ones I've had are memorable - far too memorable.  In September 2016 I received a call from a guy who wanted an estimate so we lined up a time for me to head over and measure the job out and give him a quote that night. Normal stuff. Emailed him my quote, he accepted on the spot and we set a time for installation for what would be a five day installation. Keep in mind that this is just before I hired employees and got big. So I needed five days to complete the upper hallway and stairs back down to the main floor. The entire main floor was also in the job.
As is usual I called him a day before beginning to confirm that things are good. This guuuyyy informs me that they want to move the main floor dates a few weeks because "the wife" wants to get all the walls painted BEFORE THE FLOORING GOES IN! In this case there is nothing I can do, I can't show up the next morning and say fuck you I'm puttin' the floor in and you're going to pay me!  He informs me still in the same call that they want to keep the hallway and stairs for the following Monday Tuesday and I calmly agree to keep those dates but now I'm out of work for the week that would've been the main floor. During all this I had already turned down a reasonably large job..  I called and tried to get that one back but they had found somebody else. This had me out just over $1500. with a week off that I hadn't planned on.

Fast forward to the next week when I go to install the hallway and stairs. The minute I walk in the door the wife doesn't like me. Just, doesn't. She takes the newborn up to the master bedroom and closes the door. This was one of the doors that I had to undercut/prep in order to have the floor under the jamb rather than cut around the jambs. One looks pro - the other looks like ass.

Little hubby askes me to leave the door closed and only do what I could without opening it. Impossible and I explained it would look right. Yada yada yada I do the upper hallway and do my best given that they had my hands tied when it came to said door.
Next morning they ask me to have the stairs finished within four hours :o They have an appointment at the douchery or something ::)  By now I hate them as much as they hate me. I rushed the stairs. Not my best work but still passable. Got paid. Packed up and left.  Man that bitch hated me and the man of the house was no man..

Two weeks later I get a notification saying they have left me a google review. oh goody. 2 out of five with some rather unkind words about my company. That one still bugs me even though it's pretty much drowned out by all the glowing 5* reviews I/we have. This was an extremely condensed version. You're welcome.

Customer can be a cunt.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 29, 2020, 12:53:23 PM

I told you not to wear the pink scrunchie
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 29, 2020, 01:02:51 PM
Instead of saying shit one for you, we would use a more friendly euphemism such as "...what would you like me to do, wave a magic wand?"

I did have the cojones to recommend that we stop catering to a few clients. Ownership agreed with me on a couple but didn't on others. I asked to be taken off an account, which they did. It seemed the production department of the company wasn't happy with this client either and decided to take vengeance on him.  Fortunately, because it wasn't my account anymore, I didn't have to put up with the aftermath.

Because of this vengeful act, he pretty much held it as blackmail material. The photos were quite graphic and in the mid-2000s, it would have gone viral. The guy probably still gets free stuff to this day.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 29, 2020, 01:23:33 PM
I told you not to wear the pink scrunchie
::) Like I didn't see that comin? Was either, Gravity, Bart, Juan or you.  Scrunchies have only been the last few months. Back then I wore beautiful flowery sunhats that matched my sundress when I worked ;) No panties!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 29, 2020, 01:33:47 PM
::) Like I didn't see that comin? Was either, Gravity, Bart, Juan or you.  Scrunchies have only been the last few months. Back then I wore beautiful flowery sunhats that matched my sundress when I worked ;) No panties!
And she kept the door closed!?! Weird.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 29, 2020, 01:44:58 PM
::) Like I didn't see that comin? Was either, Gravity, Bart, Juan or you.  Scrunchies have only been the last few months. Back then I wore beautiful flowery sunhats that matched my sundress when I worked ;) No panties!
I don’t have enough fashion sense to know if you should wear a pink scrunchie or not.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 29, 2020, 03:31:00 PM
::) Like I didn't see that comin? Was either, Gravity, Bart, Juan or you.  Scrunchies have only been the last few months. Back then I wore beautiful flowery sunhats that matched my sundress when I worked ;) No panties!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on January 29, 2020, 03:44:27 PM
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Ya tried that angle already and came up empty. Maybe she just saw Evil Fuck in his eyes and locked herself in the saferoom leaving the husband to deal with the strange guy armed with sharp things.

And she kept the door closed!?! Weird.  ;D
Another horrid avatar. You have no eye for fashion.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 29, 2020, 04:00:38 PM
Ya tried that angle already and came up empty. Maybe she just saw Evil Fuck in his eyes and locked herself in the saferoom leaving the husband to deal with the strange guy armed with sharp things.
Another horrid avatar. You have no eye for fashion.

I think it was more primal than that.  Pheromones baby. She had to physically relocate to protect the sanctity of her marriage. 

Stick with that.  Much better than pink hair ribbons. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 29, 2020, 04:10:03 PM
Maybe she just saw Evil Fuck in his eyes
Another horrid avatar. You have no eye for fashion.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 29, 2020, 04:11:21 PM
I think it was more primal than that.  Pheromones baby. She had to physically relocate to protect the sanctity of her marriage. 
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 29, 2020, 04:42:29 PM
Instead of saying shit one for you, we would use a more friendly euphemism such as "...what would you like me to do, wave a magic wand?"...

Well, we didn't have magic wands back in the day..

I can always tell when someone is pretty close to my exact age.  We use curse words as punctuation more than any other age group.  Even people a year or two older or younger don't nearly as much.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 29, 2020, 04:49:19 PM
Instead of saying shit one for you, we would use a more friendly euphemism such as "...what would you like me to do, wave a magic wand?"

I did have the cojones to recommend that we stop catering to a few clients. Ownership agreed with me on a couple but didn't on others. I asked to be taken off an account, which they did...

Fresh out of school I worked for a company that got rid of clients who were more trouble than they were worth by a practice we called 'billing them out the door''. 

I remember sitting in a partner's office once to discuss a project, when one of them called to bitch about the bill.  He very nicely told the client to ''just pay what he thought the work was worth'', and they'd call it even.

The hell with jerk-off clients and customers.  Irritation aside, they almost always take up way too much time dealing with their shit, or cost the company more in freebies, etc than their business is worth.  Unfortunately, that's not easily explained on Yelp, et. al.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 29, 2020, 05:10:27 PM
I found a box of Chocolate Lucky Charms at the store today.  Took 'em long enough.

Chocolately magically delicious..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 29, 2020, 05:43:20 PM
@GravitySucks You're a skank!
@PolkaDot       You're a skank!  Good one at the jayagbber though.

I share a real experience that gave me my ONLY bad review and you give me that crap? No beautiful wood stairs for you, Stephanie DOT!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 29, 2020, 06:32:57 PM
I found a box of Chocolate Lucky Charms at the store today.  Took 'em long enough.

Chocolately magically delicious..
@PB  Your thought on CounT ChoculA?  It was the best!  Not the same now..  just like KFC.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 29, 2020, 06:45:08 PM
@PB  Your thought on CounT ChoculA?  It was the best!  Not the same now..  just like KFC.

We never got any sugary cereals as a kid, so I think I've only had Cocoa Krispies, and Cocoa Pebbles since. 

What's great about Chocolate Lucky Charms is... marshmallows.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 29, 2020, 08:06:39 PM
@GravitySucks You're a skank!
@PolkaDot       You're a skank!  Good one at the jayagbber though.

I share a real experience that gave me my ONLY bad review and you give me that crap? No beautiful wood stairs for you, Stephanie DOT!!!
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I too blame Gravity.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 29, 2020, 08:14:50 PM
I haven't had a bowl of cereal or consumed regular milk in over 25 years.  The last time I did was when I got some Honey Combs.  It wasn't the same.  The recipe had changed and I cursed them to hell for it. 

Now speaking of milk.  I do still put heavy cream or half and half in my coffee.  Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 29, 2020, 08:34:23 PM
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Just checked. I look immaculate. I want me! :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 29, 2020, 09:14:18 PM
Just checked. I look immaculate. I want me! :-*

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 29, 2020, 10:42:49 PM
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I can do that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 29, 2020, 11:47:46 PM
I can do that.

Pix or it didn't happen
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 30, 2020, 03:28:22 AM
Pix or it didn't happen

Seconded
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 30, 2020, 08:00:39 AM
Seconded
Pix or it didn't happen

Have I accidentally wondered into SexualHarassmentGab? geesh 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 30, 2020, 08:08:30 AM
Costco was the only reason that I had an American Express card. It was the only accepted credit card at their stores. Now, they have switched over to Visa and it is the only place that doesn't accept American Express that I shop at. Other than Costco, I wouldn't need a Visa anymore!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 30, 2020, 09:09:05 AM
Have I accidentally wondered into SexualHarassmentGab? geesh
WANDERED* ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 30, 2020, 09:23:35 AM
WANDERED* ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 30, 2020, 09:37:00 AM

;D

Thanks for starting my for sure shitty day off with a giggle :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 30, 2020, 04:05:04 PM
I've really come to really like the pacing and aesthetics of UK news. Watching it really makes me feel that American newscasts are pandering to the lowest common denominator.

The female newscasters are also much more attractive through their natural appearances.  Also, I don't find their accents at all intimidating.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 30, 2020, 05:01:54 PM
I've really come to really like the pacing and aesthetics of UK news. Watching it really makes me feel that American newscasts are pandering to the lowest common denominator.

The female newscasters are also much more attractive through their natural appearances.  Also, I don't find their accents at all intimidating.

I find me self really interested in Mexican weather, lately, I don't know what it is...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 30, 2020, 05:13:01 PM
I've really come to really like the pacing and aesthetics of UK news. Watching it really makes me feel that American newscasts are pandering to the lowest common denominator.
The female newscasters are also much more attractive through their natural appearances.  Also, I don't find their accents at all intimidating.

KPBS radio is BBC America News all night from 10pm to 4am. No commercials. Lots of international news we never hear

"American newscasts are pandering to the lowest common denominator." So true. I can hear IQs dropping across America
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 30, 2020, 05:24:50 PM
... I can hear IQs dropping across America

Listening to Adam Schiff will def do that
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 30, 2020, 08:21:09 PM


Good God Man!! It's like how deep would you sink yourself into that onion!!?  The answer is - LOTS. LOTS DEEP!! I was milked after dinner but that shit there is going in the bank.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on January 30, 2020, 08:34:17 PM
Good God Man!! It's like how deep would you sink yourself into that onion!!?  The answer is - LOTS. LOTS DEEP!! I was milked after dinner but that shit there is going in the bank.
She got the pointy face.  Take away the body and the hair and she's a 5.5 and you can tap that shit easy.  She's laundry
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 30, 2020, 10:30:44 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 31, 2020, 07:03:49 AM
I find me self really interested in Mexican weather, lately, I don't know what it is...


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 31, 2020, 10:53:45 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1223318264069132290
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on January 31, 2020, 11:50:11 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1223318264069132290

Only the cool cats
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 31, 2020, 08:43:28 PM
Two weeks later than planned but tomorrow is Second Christmas. 15LB turkey has been thawing for three days in the fridge, gifts are unda the tree and Christmas music playlist is loaded and ready to go! Eggs benny and special coffees in the morning :-*

Merry Second Christmas everybody!!! 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on January 31, 2020, 09:00:00 PM
Two weeks later than planned but tomorrow is Second Christmas. 15LB turkey has been thawing for three days in the fridge, gifts are unda the tree and Christmas music playlist is loaded and ready to go! Eggs benny and special coffees in the morning :-*

Merry Second Christmas everybody!!!
Merry Candlemas Day @KSM  ;D
You are just in time to celebrate Candlemas Day on February 2, exactly 40 days after Christmas. Candlemas Day has many traditions IE weather predictions, eating crepes, holding coins with your left hand and of course blessing and distributing candles.
Any Christmas decorations not taken down by Twelfth Night (January 5th) should be left up until Candlemas Day and then taken down. So, enjoy your turkey...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 31, 2020, 09:02:08 PM
Merry Candlemas Day @KSM  ;D
You are just in time to celebrate Candlemas Day on February 2, exactly 40 days after Christmas. Candlemas Day has many traditions IE weather predictions, eating crepes, holding coins with your left hand and of course blessing and distributing candles.
Any Christmas decorations not taken down by Twelfth Night (January 5th) should be left up until Candlemas Day and then taken down. So, enjoy your turkey...

Good to know. Yep. That’s exactly why my Christmas tree is still up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on January 31, 2020, 09:06:34 PM

Only the cool cats
@TigerLily I am lost. What kind of question is that--Can cats get MS?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on January 31, 2020, 09:07:37 PM
Good to know. Yep. That’s exactly why my Christmas tree is still up.
Are you joking around? I have a little Christmas Tree still up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 31, 2020, 09:08:04 PM
Merry Candlemas Day @KSM  ;D
You are just in time to celebrate Candlemas Day on February 2, exactly 40 days after Christmas. Candlemas Day has many traditions IE weather predictions, eating crepes, holding coins with your left hand and of course blessing and distributing candles.
Any Christmas decorations not taken down by Twelfth Night (January 5th) should be left up until Candlemas Day and then taken down. So, enjoy your turkey...
I have heard about Candlemas Day but did not know that much about it :-[  but now I know more! Thank ya kindly!

Good to know. Yep. That’s exactly why my Christmas tree is still up.
I truly want to believe that your tree is still up.  Hmm after much thought and self deliberation I have a feeling that your tree is indeed.......  STILL UP!!  It's A Gravity Christmas Miracle!!!!


GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!  Except for PolkaDot.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 31, 2020, 09:09:32 PM


House arrest ankle monitor or audio communication box?

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YOU DECIDE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 31, 2020, 09:27:25 PM
Two weeks later than planned but tomorrow is Second Christmas. 15LB turkey has been thawing for three days in the fridge, gifts are unda the tree and Christmas music playlist is loaded and ready to go! Eggs benny and special coffees in the morning :-*

Merry Second Christmas everybody!!!

That sounds wonderful. Have fun!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 31, 2020, 09:30:26 PM
I have heard about Candlemas Day but did not know that much about it :-[  but now I know more! Thank ya kindly!
I truly want to believe that your tree is still up.  Hmm after much thought and self deliberation I have a feeling that your tree is indeed.......  STILL UP!!  It's A Gravity Christmas Miracle!!!!


GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!  Except for PolkaDot.

Maybe she has the blues. 

HA! GET IT? THOSE NAILS!
Where I worked blue nailbeds would cause an immediate and strong attempt to reverse the situation.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 31, 2020, 09:31:08 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1223318264069132290

Why?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 01, 2020, 02:39:49 AM
@TigerLily I am lost. What kind of question is that--Can cats get MS?

Only the Great Bart knows, @FISH
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2020, 02:59:47 PM
GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!  Except for PolkaDot.
Thank you, Darling.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2020, 03:01:06 PM
Maybe she has the blues. 

HA! GET IT? THOSE NAILS!
Where I worked blue nailbeds would cause an immediate and strong attempt to reverse the situation.
;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 01, 2020, 03:12:53 PM
@TigerLily I am lost. What kind of question is that--Can cats get MS?

A great kind of question.
@Chimp Covfefe mentioned that a monkey can get MS so I wondered if cats could, too.
I looked it up and they can.

There!
My great question turned out to be even greater, @FISH
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 01, 2020, 07:22:22 PM
Thank you, Darling.
I changed my mind and I'm feeling jolly so merry Second Christmas and GOD BLESS YOU @PolkaDot  I may or may not have eaten an entire pie before getting out of bed this morn.  I'm Santa.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2020, 07:26:24 PM
I changed my mind and I'm feeling jolly so merry Second Christmas and GOD BLESS YOU @PolkaDot  I may or may not have eaten an entire pie before getting out of bed this morn.  I'm Santa.
I'm glad you had a good day. Pie for breakfast is awesome, not gonna lie.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 01, 2020, 07:30:00 PM
I'm glad you had a good day. Pie for breakfast is awesome, not gonna lie.
Very, very well done.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 01, 2020, 07:32:46 PM
bird was good
new bag looks good but hits like a dead mule but I won't say it :-X :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on February 01, 2020, 07:42:46 PM
Clowns.  Ok or Passé?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 01, 2020, 07:58:19 PM
Clowns.  Ok or Passé?

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I think it depends.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 01, 2020, 08:00:32 PM
Clowns.  Ok or Passé?

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PURE FUCKING EVIL.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 01, 2020, 08:06:28 PM
PURE FUCKING EVIL.

👆
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on February 01, 2020, 08:15:24 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 02, 2020, 05:21:05 PM
Any one else notice JLo has tight hamstrings?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on February 02, 2020, 05:28:39 PM
I was impressed by her on the pole at 50.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 02, 2020, 05:46:37 PM
I was impressed by her on the pole at 50.
That says more about you than it does her.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 02, 2020, 07:55:13 PM
Temptations clucky carnival cat treats remind me of an ex-girlfriend...

Whew!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 04, 2020, 10:47:17 AM
Thanks for all that free cash, Elon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 04, 2020, 11:06:08 AM
I have the urge to shop for a new vacuum cleaner, then eat sushi afterward.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 04, 2020, 11:15:21 AM
I have the urge to shop for a new vacuum cleaner, then eat sushi afterward.
Do you Need a new vacuum?  One can always make an argument for sushi so there's that!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 04, 2020, 11:19:05 AM
Do you Need a new vacuum?  One can always make an argument for sushi so there's that!

I do actually.  I'm the type to run something until it's dead.  If I don't need it ASAP, I don't spend otherwise.  I can't get much suction out of this vacuum anymore and I've had it for a while.  I might take it out back and shoot it.

Agreed on sushi.  I could eat that anytime.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 04, 2020, 11:47:07 AM

Agreed on sushi.  I could eat that anytime.  :)
Yay! Shay's taking us all out for sushi!!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 07, 2020, 06:57:08 PM
Today I learned that cold medication can cause panic/anxiety attacks...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 07, 2020, 07:21:33 PM
Today I learned that cold medication can cause panic/anxiety attacks...

Reeeeelaaaaaaaaax
Breeeeeeeaaaaatttthhhheee slooooooooowwwwwly

Ihopeyouareok
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 07, 2020, 09:00:23 PM
Today I learned that cold medication can cause panic/anxiety attacks...
Oh no!!! Hope you’re feeling calm now...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 07, 2020, 09:16:47 PM
160 years and 6 days ago, Laura Ingalls Wilder's parents were married.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 07, 2020, 10:05:22 PM
160 years and 6 days ago, Laura Ingalls Wilder's parents were married.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 08, 2020, 07:04:34 AM
Reeeeelaaaaaaaaax
Breeeeeeeaaaaatttthhhheee slooooooooowwwwwly

Ihopeyouareok

Oh no!!! Hope you’re feeling calm now...

Ended up having to counter it with a sedative. Feeling much better today.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 11, 2020, 07:42:41 PM
Fingernails are more work than they are worth.
Don't get me started on toenails.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 11, 2020, 08:08:42 PM
Fingernails are more work than they are worth.
Don't get me started on toenails.

I agree.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 11, 2020, 08:12:10 PM
Fingernails are more work than they are worth.
Don't get me started on toenails.
I'm rather attached to mine.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 11, 2020, 08:33:12 PM
I'm rather attached to mine.
..ugh  you can do better than that..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on February 11, 2020, 09:44:50 PM
..ugh  you can do better than that..
Too bad you can't. Fuckhead  -1!!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 11, 2020, 10:29:53 PM
Too bad you can't. Fuckhead  -1!!!!

HEY DON'T YOU BE MEAN TO MY FRIEND KSM, YOU BE NICE MR MAN!

(fake outrage of the day)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 11, 2020, 10:50:45 PM
HEY DON'T YOU BE MEAN TO MY FRIEND KSM, YOU BE NICE MR MAN!

(fake outrage of the day)
:) I'd kill the loser but he goes right to the race card ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 11, 2020, 11:13:27 PM
:) I'd kill the loser but he goes right to the race card ::)

 ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 12, 2020, 05:46:12 AM
I'm rather attached to mine.

Only for a short time.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 12, 2020, 11:00:31 AM
Only for a short time.
Yikes! You listen to one serial killer show and you go full on DarkBart! Keep those pliers away from my beautifully polished and shaped fingernails Mr.!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 12, 2020, 11:03:43 AM
HEY DON'T YOU BE MEAN TO MY FRIEND KSM, YOU BE NICE MR MAN!

(fake outrage of the day)
@anniem have you turned against me?!? What about KSM being mean to PolkaDot! I REQUIRE FAKE OUTRAGE TOO!!! I'll just be pouting in the corner...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 12, 2020, 11:07:27 AM
@anniem have you turned against me?!? What about KSM being mean to PolkaDot! I REQUIRE FAKE OUTRAGE TOO!!! I'll just be pouting in the corner...
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I was not being mean to you, I was simply pointing out that it was not your best work. "I'm rather attached to mine" is exactly what my 84 yr old uncle says. Are you a VERN??  No! You are not! @PolkaDot
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 12, 2020, 11:09:56 AM
I was not being mean to you, I was simply pointing out that it was not your best work. "I'm rather attached to mine" is exactly what my 84 yr old uncle says. Are you a VERN??  No! You are not! @PolkaDot
Apology not accepted.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 12, 2020, 02:30:53 PM
@anniem have you turned against me?!? What about KSM being mean to PolkaDot! I REQUIRE FAKE OUTRAGE TOO!!! I'll just be pouting in the corner...

HEY!  HEY!!!!   HEY!!!!

NO ONE IS PERMITTED TO BE MEAN TO POLKA DOT. ANYTHING THAT APPEARS TO BE INCORRECT WAS NOT DONE BY HER BUT BY ME AND BY BOBS OUR UNCLE!!!
NO MORE MEAN AND I MEAN IT AND THIS IS NOT THAT SILLY FAKE OUTRAGE!!!!   
     

(yes it is)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 12, 2020, 02:31:34 PM
I was not being mean to you, I was simply pointing out that it was not your best work. "I'm rather attached to mine" is exactly what my 84 yr old uncle says. Are you a VERN??  No! You are not! @PolkaDot

I prefer I know you are but what am I?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 12, 2020, 03:28:17 PM
HEY!  HEY!!!!   HEY!!!!

NO ONE IS PERMITTED TO BE MEAN TO POLKA DOT. ANYTHING THAT APPEARS TO BE INCORRECT WAS NOT DONE BY HER BUT BY ME AND BY BOBS OUR UNCLE!!!
NO MORE MEAN AND I MEAN IT AND THIS IS NOT THAT SILLY FAKE OUTRAGE!!!!   
     

(yes it is)

Ahhh, thanks. That is better. I appreciate it. Whew, my mascara almost ran on that one.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 13, 2020, 08:40:53 PM
This is impressive. Look at those numbers - easy math. Is he/she a bad one?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 13, 2020, 08:46:43 PM
This is impressive. Look at those numbers - easy math. Is he/she a bad one?

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A totally cool dude. Falkie hates him, what more could you ask for. 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 14, 2020, 12:18:16 AM
A totally cool dude. Falkie hates him, what more could you ask for. 😁
Ahh  thank you. I guess that clears that up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 14, 2020, 12:21:03 AM
COULD SOMEBODY PLEEEAAASE TELL BART ANYTHING/SOMETHING

My names been hangin' there for quite some time now..   somebody got to get something off their chest I'm sure..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 14, 2020, 07:58:47 AM
Ahh  thank you. I guess that clears that up.

He also posts on YouTube as Howie Cat. He knew of Falkie from their old SF Redbook website days and came over to BellGab originally to warn everyone what a POS George Senda is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 14, 2020, 10:56:33 AM
Single people that use the term "forever home" for their adopted pets sure are tempting fate.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 14, 2020, 08:58:38 PM
He also posts on YouTube as Howie Cat. He knew of Falkie from their old SF Redbook website days and came over to BellGab originally to warn everyone what a POS George Senda is.
I don't see how he can be both a squirrel and a cat. You'd think one would overpower the other coz they're not supposed to get along. @Rally Squirrel Like why don't you just be a Cat or a squirrel already and stop with all the head-games?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 14, 2020, 09:38:28 PM
I don't see how he can be both a squirrel and a cat. You'd think one would overpower the other coz they're not supposed to get along. @Rally Squirrel Like why don't you just be a Cat or a squirrel already and stop with all the head-games?
rodentia vs carnivora, the eternal struggle.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 14, 2020, 09:46:35 PM
rodentia vs carnivora, the eternal struggle.
@PolkaDot  What would you have ordered from this menu?

I did well. She did not.  BTW she did not see the fine print at the bottom about gratuity included. She tipped an extra 25% :o

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 14, 2020, 09:54:06 PM
@PolkaDot  What would you have ordered from this menu?

I did well. She did not.  BTW she did not see the fine print at the bottom about gratuity included. She tipped an extra 25% :o
Sunflower shoot and Beet salad, mushroom/goat cheese ravioli, cornish hen and chocolate. @KSM

What was the winning choice?

Maybe your waiter was cute. *shrug*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 14, 2020, 10:02:22 PM
Sunflower shoot and Beet salad, mushroom/goat cheese ravioli, cornish hen and chocolate. @KSM

What was the winning choice?

Maybe your waiter was cute. *shrug*
@PolkaDot
I had the muscles :-*
The smoked mackerel and ricotta ravioli   pretty good but..  once was enough
Game hen :-*
We both had chocolate but I ate most of hers as well as mine. :-*

She had the pork and although it tasted wonderful and was like butter it was ice cold. She had the same ravioli you did and it was great.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 14, 2020, 10:05:06 PM
@PolkaDot  What would you have ordered from this menu?

I did well. She did not.  BTW she did not see the fine print at the bottom about gratuity included. She tipped an extra 25% :o

Mussels
Ravioli
Pork tenderloin
Lemon cake & mousse

Edit:  send the pork back and tell them to heat it up
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 14, 2020, 10:08:19 PM
Mussels
Ravioli
Pork tenderloin
Lemon cake & mousse

Edit:  send the pork back and tell them to heat it up
@PB the pork is in a container in the fridge. I'll reconstitute is tomorrow and absorb it with glee. MMmm  chili rub.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 14, 2020, 10:09:38 PM
Mussels
Ravioli
Pork tenderloin
Lemon cake & mousse

Edit:  send the pork back and tell them to heat it up
On VD? The kitchen is pissed off on general principle. Yaaa, I wouldn't send anything back....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 14, 2020, 10:11:51 PM
On VD? The kitchen is pissed off on general principle. Yaaa, I wouldn't send anything back....

That's fine.  If it ain't going back for fear of spittle, etc, then No Tip, or a greatly reduced one.

Just because the tip is listed on the menu doesn't mean one is obligated to pay it.  Certainly if the service is bad - and that qualifies
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 14, 2020, 10:12:27 PM
@PB the pork is in a container in the fridge. I'll reconstitute is tomorrow and absorb it with glee. MMmm  chili rub.

Win-win
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 14, 2020, 10:15:06 PM
On VD?  I wouldn't send anything back....
Yep

That's fine.  If it ain't going back for fear of spittle, etc, then No tip, or a greatly reduced one.

Not her. She tips 78 on 191 ::)

I'm so pissed that I'm going to sleep in another room tonight.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 14, 2020, 10:17:11 PM
Yep
Not her. She tips 78 on 191 ::)

What does she think she's getting for $78?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 14, 2020, 10:18:32 PM
… I'm so pissed that I'm going to sleep in another room tonight.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a sunk cost.  May as well get on with the holiday spirit..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 14, 2020, 10:19:11 PM
Yep
Not her. She tips 78 on 191 ::)

I'm so pissed that I'm going to sleep in another room tonight.
Damn! Waiter was HOT! It's the female version of helping the stripper through med school.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 14, 2020, 10:19:38 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a sunk cost.  May as well get on with the holiday spirit..
LOL
We know what she's NOT getting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 14, 2020, 11:02:33 PM
Channel 314 on Pluto.tv

Beavis and Butthead "marathon."

I'd watch if it were a "Cornholio" episode...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 15, 2020, 11:04:47 AM
I just got a flyer in the mail offering a free lunch and seminar for 'Planning your own cremation'

At least they're going to feed us first
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 15, 2020, 11:36:30 AM
LOL
We know what she's NOT getting.
Saturday morning demands rituals got off without a hitch ;)

I. Always. Win.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 15, 2020, 11:43:34 AM
I just got a flyer in the mail offering a free lunch and seminar for 'Planning your own cremation'

At least they're going to feed us first

I bet Bart Ell Producer wished he had attended that seminar.  Instead, he just got unceremoniously dumped in the desert like a busted water heater...................
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 15, 2020, 11:50:05 AM
I just got a flyer in the mail offering a free lunch and seminar for 'Planning your own cremation'

At least they're going to feed us first
They gonna feed you Mexican and teach you guys how to fire breathe just for a goof. You may see a few live and unplanned cremations. Who knows..

You hear the one about the Used Coffin salesman? "Whatta I gotta do to put you in this thing today"  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 15, 2020, 02:55:44 PM
Tulip trees are in bloom in my neighborhood. 

My dad calls 'em toilet paper trees.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 15, 2020, 03:02:21 PM
Tulip trees are in bloom in my neighborhood. 

My dad calls 'em toilet paper trees.

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Very pretty! Nothing in bloom yet here. 😕 you should post that to the garden!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 16, 2020, 11:32:50 AM
Tulip trees are in bloom in my neighborhood. 

My dad calls 'em toilet paper trees.

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Magnolias?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 16, 2020, 12:48:04 PM
Magnolias?

Japanese Magnolias. The trees here are gorgeous.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 16, 2020, 07:13:32 PM
@FISH I am re-staining the wood posts around my bar tonight and I got a bunch of it (wood stain) in my hair. All over my hands and week old pants too. Like, nice pants!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 16, 2020, 07:15:55 PM
@FISH I am re-staining the wood posts around my bar tonight and I got a bunch of it (wood stain) in my hair. All over my hands and week old pants too. Like, nice pants!
Cut it all off! Pants and hair. It’s the only way.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 16, 2020, 07:21:00 PM
I demand that you take your pants off, KSM! :-* :-* :-*

Always with the assgrabby talk.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 16, 2020, 07:29:26 PM
Always with the assgrabby talk.  ::)
Please isn’t really my style. But nice try.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 16, 2020, 07:35:09 PM
Please isn’t really my style. But nice try.
That's weird. I don't see a please in there..  ??? huh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 16, 2020, 07:35:13 PM
Broccoli farts are sure something.
The turds* are almost unbearable.




* That turd's for you @PolkaDot
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 16, 2020, 07:38:17 PM
Broccoli farts are sure something.
The turds* are almost unbearable.




* That turd's for you @PolkaDot
I’ve witnessed a least 5 Bart turds now. It’s 5 too many. STOP saying turd!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 16, 2020, 07:39:23 PM
That's weird. I don't see a please in there..  ??? huh
Well done Wonder Douche.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 16, 2020, 07:48:52 PM
I’ve witnessed a least 5 Bart turds now. It’s 5 too many. STOP saying turd!!!

I could have sworn it was only the turd time.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 16, 2020, 07:54:55 PM
Broccoli Farts

What was that one big hit they had back in the day?  That was a real catchy chune.  Turdsplash?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 16, 2020, 07:55:38 PM
What was that one big hit they had back in the day?  That was a real catchy chune.  Turdsplash?

Turd Me Loose?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 16, 2020, 08:00:16 PM
I could have sworn it was only the turd time.
6!!!
Also, you need more roughage in your diet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 16, 2020, 08:06:15 PM
6!!!
Also, you need more roughage in your diet.

5 eggs and 6 thick strips of bacon is my idea of roughage.
It's rough on the arteries but it keeps The Bart ticking every morning.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 16, 2020, 08:09:15 PM
5 eggs and 6 thick strips of bacon is my idea of roughage.
It's rough on the arteries but it keeps The Bart ticking every morning.
I really hope you’re kidding.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 16, 2020, 08:12:52 PM
I really hope you’re kidding.  :o

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE BACON SUPPLY OF SOMEONE WHO IS JOKING?

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1221110535078498305
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 16, 2020, 08:52:57 PM
Page 143 and guess what is on my receipt tonight...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 16, 2020, 08:54:00 PM
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE BACON SUPPLY OF SOMEONE WHO IS JOKING?

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1221110535078498305

NO!

(emphasis)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 16, 2020, 09:07:14 PM
I started watching Trailer Park Boys again.

There's some clever shit behind all the fucking cursing words.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 16, 2020, 10:16:05 PM
Japanese Magnolias. The trees here are gorgeous.

I got confused by "tulip trees". Never heard them called that before.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 16, 2020, 10:20:16 PM
I started watching Trailer Park Boys again.

There's some clever shit behind all the fucking cursing words.

I remember reading that the actor who played Bubbles was arrested for battery some time ago.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 16, 2020, 10:27:18 PM
I remember reading that the actor who played Bubbles was arrested for battery some time ago.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 16, 2020, 10:53:43 PM
I got confused by "tulip trees". Never heard them called that before.

That's what they're called where I grew up.  I must be more of a rube than I thought.  Lol.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 16, 2020, 11:18:41 PM
I remember reading that the actor who played Bubbles was arrested for battery some time ago.

That's right.  A year or two ago, maybe...  One if the extra characters (Trevor) really ripped everybody a new one.  The actor is a communist 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 17, 2020, 05:48:36 AM
I remember reading that the actor who played Bubbles was arrested for battery some time ago.

Do you remember reading that the charges were dropped?
Most people don't remember that because that part of the story is always buried.
They love to report the sizzle but usually don't bother putting much time into the steak.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 17, 2020, 10:56:05 AM
Do you remember reading that the charges were dropped?
Most people don't remember that because that part of the story is always buried.
They love to report the sizzle but usually don't bother putting much time into the steak.

I've never seen TPB, so the whole thing was buried in the depths of random memory.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HopHey on February 17, 2020, 02:21:13 PM
There's a YouTube channel called 100K Subs No Videos  LOL
They have 14.5K subscriptions right now.  It's kind of funny.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on February 17, 2020, 05:25:24 PM
In the year 2000____ women will no longer fart!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HopHey on February 17, 2020, 06:03:49 PM
This is the coolest contraption I've ever seen.  I love glitter.

&t=60s
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 17, 2020, 06:52:52 PM
This is the coolest contraption I've ever seen.  I love glitter.

&t=60s

I’ll take a half dozen of those for the porch pirates we have to contend with at Christmas packages time! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 17, 2020, 06:57:21 PM
I’ll take a half dozen of those for the porch pirates we have to contend with at Christmas packages time! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

I'd settle for high-tensile steel piano wire connected to a beheading machine...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 17, 2020, 07:12:22 PM
I'd settle for high-tensile steel piano wire connected to a beheading machine...

😆😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HopHey on February 17, 2020, 08:07:49 PM
I’ll take a half dozen of those for the porch pirates we have to contend with at Christmas packages time! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

I would love to have one of these. It looks so fun lol.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 17, 2020, 10:49:58 PM
I've done very interesting things in this 9000+ sq ft house. It can be scary!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rally Squirrel on February 18, 2020, 05:35:40 AM
I don't see how he can be both a squirrel and a cat. You'd think one would overpower the other coz they're not supposed to get along. @Rally Squirrel Like why don't you just be a Cat or a squirrel already and stop with all the head-games?

Just saw this thread when I looked up the @ thingie in my profile, I do not really poke around the forums much, if ever.

Anyhow I will answer some things but first, thank you @Jayzelady, I think you are a super cool chick as well.

Why the names?
My online handle has always been kallell because I am a huge Superman fan. When I came over to Bellgab to warn peeps about Senda I did not want him to recognize the name. Near that time there was a squirrel that ran onto the field during a Cardinals game, they were losing but then they started hitting and won. I am not a Cardinals fan, I am a Giants fan but I dug the story and resulting song and used it as a handle.



As for the name Howie Cat. Howie was my cat, I made the channel years ago to send friends and family videos of him doing things, generally I deleted them after because they were done. On a Friday in December of 2016 he was being grumpy and talking to me and I filmed it, the following Sunday he died of a heart attack. His last video is still on the channel and I kept the name to honor him.
I used the channel to comment and shit but 9 months go but 9 months ago Jason Callan convinced me that I had interesting stories and funny things to say so I gave making videos a shot. I clearly am not interesting because my numbers suck but I still think it is fun so who cares, I will just have fun with it.

My Karma, I do not know how that crap works but I guess you can vote a lot in a day. I kinda think it is one person being an obsessed freak but it could be everyone, I really do not care, it is a strange feature and if people can vote multiple times it is meaningless. These 3 things might be related and they might not but I will not name a name.
There was this one cat here that somehow tracked down my Facebook and asked to be my buddy. I did not know him I just saw his posts here so I made a post about it saying it was creepy as fuck to have that happen.
After that my karma dropped big time, fast. Also right after I started making videos I would get 1 thumb down right after it posted. Naturally on some videos I get a few thumbs down, that seems normal. But every video will get at least one down right away. I do not get many views, like 10 in the first day it posts but when you see 1 view 1 thumb down for months at a time on every single video you kinda think some one is really devoted to you.

Anyways, hope that answered a question or two.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 18, 2020, 11:04:16 AM
I've done very interesting things in this 9000+ sq ft house. It can be scary!

Lemme guess! You did the floor?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 18, 2020, 11:29:01 AM
Just saw this thread when I looked up the @ thingie in my profile, I do not really poke around the forums much, if ever.

Anyhow I will answer some things but first, thank you @Jayzelady, I think you are a super cool chick as well.

Why the names?
My online handle has always been kallell because I am a huge Superman fan. When I came over to Bellgab to warn peeps about Senda I did not want him to recognize the name. Near that time there was a squirrel that ran onto the field during a Cardinals game, they were losing but then they started hitting and won. I am not a Cardinals fan, I am a Giants fan but I dug the story and resulting song and used it as a handle.

As for the name Howie Cat. Howie was my cat, I made the channel years ago to send friends and family videos of him doing things, generally I deleted them after because they were done. On a Friday in December of 2016 he was being grumpy and talking to me and I filmed it, the following Sunday he died of a heart attack. His last video is still on the channel and I kept the name to honor him.
I used the channel to comment and shit but 9 months go but 9 months ago Jason Callan convinced me that I had interesting stories and funny things to say so I gave making videos a shot. I clearly am not interesting because my numbers suck but I still think it is fun so who cares, I will just have fun with it.

My Karma, I do not know how that crap works but I guess you can vote a lot in a day. I kinda think it is one person being an obsessed freak but it could be everyone, I really do not care, it is a strange feature and if people can vote multiple times it is meaningless. These 3 things might be related and they might not but I will not name a name.
There was this one cat here that somehow tracked down my Facebook and asked to be my buddy. I did not know him I just saw his posts here so I made a post about it saying it was creepy as fuck to have that happen.
After that my karma dropped big time, fast. Also right after I started making videos I would get 1 thumb down right after it posted. Naturally on some videos I get a few thumbs down, that seems normal. But every video will get at least one down right away. I do not get many views, like 10 in the first day it posts but when you see 1 view 1 thumb down for months at a time on every single video you kinda think some one is really devoted to you.

Anyways, hope that answered a question or two.
Ok well that answers That!  +1!!

Lemme guess! You did the floor?
ok
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HopHey on February 18, 2020, 11:37:35 AM
Just saw this thread when I looked up the @ thingie in my profile, I do not really poke around the forums much, if ever.

Anyhow I will answer some things but first, thank you @Jayzelady, I think you are a super cool chick as well.

Why the names?
My online handle has always been kallell because I am a huge Superman fan. When I came over to Bellgab to warn peeps about Senda I did not want him to recognize the name. Near that time there was a squirrel that ran onto the field during a Cardinals game, they were losing but then they started hitting and won. I am not a Cardinals fan, I am a Giants fan but I dug the story and resulting song and used it as a handle.



As for the name Howie Cat. Howie was my cat, I made the channel years ago to send friends and family videos of him doing things, generally I deleted them after because they were done. On a Friday in December of 2016 he was being grumpy and talking to me and I filmed it, the following Sunday he died of a heart attack. His last video is still on the channel and I kept the name to honor him.
I used the channel to comment and shit but 9 months go but 9 months ago Jason Callan convinced me that I had interesting stories and funny things to say so I gave making videos a shot. I clearly am not interesting because my numbers suck but I still think it is fun so who cares, I will just have fun with it.

My Karma, I do not know how that crap works but I guess you can vote a lot in a day. I kinda think it is one person being an obsessed freak but it could be everyone, I really do not care, it is a strange feature and if people can vote multiple times it is meaningless. These 3 things might be related and they might not but I will not name a name.
There was this one cat here that somehow tracked down my Facebook and asked to be my buddy. I did not know him I just saw his posts here so I made a post about it saying it was creepy as fuck to have that happen.
After that my karma dropped big time, fast. Also right after I started making videos I would get 1 thumb down right after it posted. Naturally on some videos I get a few thumbs down, that seems normal. But every video will get at least one down right away. I do not get many views, like 10 in the first day it posts but when you see 1 view 1 thumb down for months at a time on every single video you kinda think some one is really devoted to you.

Anyways, hope that answered a question or two.
I think you're awesome. Thanks for sharing your story on your names. That was interesting. I love all your Senda commentary. I agree on the karma. It seems like a silly concept to me. As you can see, I'm not very popular either lol. Oh well!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 18, 2020, 01:57:48 PM
Lemme guess! You did the floor?

@Spookcat, LOVE your Mardi Gras kitty avatar!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 18, 2020, 03:05:10 PM
@Spookcat, LOVE your Mardi Gras kitty avatar!

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Post by: Jayzelady on February 18, 2020, 03:24:37 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 18, 2020, 04:26:15 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 07:17:56 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 18, 2020, 07:54:05 PM
My wife has been boxing for about two years now and apparently is really good at it. I already know she's good because I live with her. I have not once been out to watch her train but in the last eight months she's been sparring a lot and even gave one of her trainers a black eye recently. A GUY trainer!  So now she is on my ass about coming down and sparring with her ::) ::) ::)  like I'm gonna fucking do that!
I will look horrible picking her apart. Bad man - let the woman win. Really? let her beat the shit out of me while she films and uploads it to YT?  There is absolutely no upside for me in this whereas she has everything to gain. Not to mention that I have to live with her.  Chick needs to take a fucking chill pill for sure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 18, 2020, 08:10:09 PM
My wife has been boxing for about two years now and apparently is really good at it. I already know she's good because I live with her. I have not once been out to watch her train but in the last eight months she's been sparring a lot and even gave one of her trainers a black eye recently. A GUY trainer!  So now she is on my ass about coming down and sparring with her ::) ::) ::)  like I'm gonna fucking do that!
I will look horrible picking her apart. Bad man - let the woman win. Really? let her beat the shit out of me while she films and uploads it to YT?  There is absolutely no upside for me in this whereas she has everything to gain. Not to mention that I have to live with her.  Chick needs to take a fucking chill pill for sure.

I think the only logical solution is to KO her with an unexpected left.
If you knock her out with a right you seem like a bully.
You have to make it a spectacular left...
GSP SUPERMAN PUNCH!

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This only applies if you are a righty and not one of those lefty freaks.



I avoided the urge to make a joke about her footwork.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 18, 2020, 08:12:45 PM
My wife has been boxing for about two years now and apparently is really good at it. I already know she's good because I live with her. I have not once been out to watch her train but in the last eight months she's been sparring a lot and even gave one of her trainers a black eye recently. A GUY trainer!  So now she is on my ass about coming down and sparring with her ::) ::) ::)  like I'm gonna fucking do that!
I will look horrible picking her apart. Bad man - let the woman win. Really? let her beat the shit out of me while she films and uploads it to YT?  There is absolutely no upside for me in this whereas she has everything to gain. Not to mention that I have to live with her.  Chick needs to take a fucking chill pill for sure.

I would love to see her box. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 18, 2020, 08:21:36 PM
I think the only logical solution is to KO her with an unexpected left.
If you knock her out with a right you seem like a bully.
You have to make it a spectacular left...
GSP SUPERMAN PUNCH!

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This only applies if you are a righty and not one of those lefty freaks.



I avoided the urge to make a joke about her footwork.

LOL ;D  I'm just glad it's not kickboxing. GaaaDZooks!!!  Youza!!

On the way home I could look at her and say "I was not impressed by your performance"  Lefties are children of the devil

I would love to see her box. 
I would love to see her cut down a few notches in the ring by another woman but that's not happening.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 18, 2020, 08:34:07 PM
I would love to see her cut down a few notches in the ring by another woman but that's not happening.

HE MEANT HER VAGINA!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 18, 2020, 08:56:40 PM
HE MEANT HER VAGINA!

#plausibledeniability
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on February 18, 2020, 09:38:08 PM
I'd go with your intuition.  Stand close to her and have her extend her arm and flex her muscles.  Then show her how much larger yours are and say, "I'm not trying to compare but the laws of physics just can't be denied.  Size matters and I don't want to prove it."  You could show her you fighting another man your size, and when the fight is over, ask if she wants to fight that man.  Of course she won't, so then your point is proven.  If she wouldn't fight him, then she should not fight you.  Unless she expects you to treat her with kid gloves and just help her practice.

It's more important to preserve the psychological dynamic between partners.  Think of the problem as a car leaking antifreeze while parked.  It would be horrible if a cat licked the puddle and died.  But it would be even more horrible if it was your roommate's cat in its own driveway licking your puddle and dying.  Better to park down the street. (And put a bucket with a large rock in it under the leak to deter animals).  That way if anything happens, at least it won't ruin your household goodwill.

I would "park down the street" whenever she wants to spar.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 18, 2020, 09:45:45 PM
HE MEANT HER VAGINA!
But he always strikes as an innocent, nice man. I just.. he's like some moral compass kryptonite or something. Take it as a compliment, GS.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 10:31:35 PM
But he always strikes as an innocent, nice man. I just.. he's like some moral compass kryptonite or something. Take it as a compliment, GS.  ::)
And that’s how you end up in the trunk of the company Cadillac
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on February 19, 2020, 07:27:46 AM
I've done very interesting things in this 9000+ sq ft house. It can be scary!

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@Mr. Wonderful  ::)
I do not understand if you are re-staining wood, that you are underestimating the power of wood stain.
Time for you to read the “Joey Green's Kitchen Magic…”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 19, 2020, 10:08:54 AM
But he always strikes as an innocent, nice man. I just.. he's like some moral compass kryptonite or something...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 19, 2020, 10:10:20 AM
And that’s how you end up in the trunk of the company Cadillac

truth.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 19, 2020, 10:14:27 AM
And that’s how you end up in the trunk of the company Cadillac
Yeah well I LIKE being locked in the trunk of a big ol Cadillac! So how ya like that!! *snaps a Z, walks away chicken necking*

@Mr. Wonderful  ::)
I do not understand if you are re-staining wood, that you are underestimating the power of wood stain.
Time for you to read the “Joey Green's Kitchen Magic…”

It's more like I was having my Wood stained every Monday night. @FISH
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on February 19, 2020, 12:52:20 PM
Steven Spielberg's adopted daughter wants to become a porn star and she has her parents' support.  I'm thinking Steven and Kate should have had a smaller family.

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/405226/steven-spielberg-daughter-porn-star-erotic-dancer/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 20, 2020, 10:24:52 AM
I have a plastic grocery store bag overflowing with many other grocery store bags somewhere in the bottom of the pantry and so do many of you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 20, 2020, 11:02:29 AM
I have a plastic grocery store bag overflowing with many other grocery store bags somewhere in the bottom of the pantry and so do many of you.

Guilty 🤭🤫
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 20, 2020, 12:28:15 PM
I have a plastic grocery store bag overflowing with many other grocery store bags somewhere in the bottom of the pantry and so do many of you.
yep
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 20, 2020, 12:43:11 PM
I have a plastic grocery store bag overflowing with many other grocery store bags somewhere in the bottom of the pantry and so do many of you.

Don't act like you know me!
Mine is in the garage.
Probably inside the recycling bin that I have never used.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 20, 2020, 02:03:38 PM
I have a plastic grocery store bag overflowing with many other grocery store bags somewhere in the bottom of the pantry and so do many of you.

Them there are gold in these here parts.

They banned thin plastic shopping bags in my part of California.

So, I have heard in the news that more plastic is being thrown away now. Why? Instead of using thin plastic bags to throw away garbage, collect dog crap, etc... People are now buying thick plastic bags.

Another Democrat unintended consequence.  Oh well...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 20, 2020, 03:28:34 PM
Guilty 🤭🤫
yep
Don't act like you know me!
Mine is in the garage.
Probably inside the recycling bin that I have never used.

Ohh I got thee in the palm o my wonderful hand

Them there are gold in these here parts.

They banned thin plastic shopping bags in my part of California.

So, I have heard in the news that more plastic is being thrown away now. Why? Instead of using thin plastic bags to throw away garbage, collect dog crap, etc... People are now buying thick plastic bags.

Another Democrat unintended consequence.  Oh well...
Yeah that's almost frustrating to read.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on February 20, 2020, 03:42:33 PM
I have a plastic grocery store bag overflowing with many other grocery store bags somewhere in the bottom of the pantry and so do many of you.
Nope. As I am growing vegetables, not snow, in my garden, I have the grocery bags in my car for picking days.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 21, 2020, 07:34:28 AM
Only 3 more months of winter left!  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2020, 06:34:14 PM
Three smites while I was out today. I know who you are you cowardly cuck! I can get those back in minutes. You on the other hand cannot!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2020, 06:53:02 PM
Nope. As I am growing vegetables, not snow, in my garden, I have the grocery bags in my car for picking days.
Always with the geographical shots. I wouldn't trade places with you for all the fresh grown lettuce/oranges/crocodiles in the Sunshine State. Glad you're finding such great use for your bags.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 21, 2020, 07:06:32 PM
Three smites while I was out today. I know who you are you cowardly cuck! I can get those back in minutes. You on the other hand cannot!

Maybe a Strat player has something out for you?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 21, 2020, 08:09:27 PM
Three smites while I was out today. I know who you are you cowardly cuck! I can get those back in minutes. You on the other hand cannot!

I gave you a 1+, because I cannot give you 2 at one time let alone 3.

NOW REVEAL THE SMITER SO HE/SHE CAN BE SHAMED!

(emphasis, not fake outrage) Uhoh, the smiter will be after me now aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2020, 09:21:39 PM
Maybe a Strat player has something out for you?
I gave you a 1+, because I cannot give you 2 at one time let alone 3.

NOW REVEAL THE SMITER SO HE/SHE CAN BE SHAMED!

(emphasis, not fake outrage) Uhoh, the smiter will be after me now aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I gave YOU both 1 just because I'm wonderful.  Sean, I have nothing against a strat player. However Strat players are a shifty bunch and full of spite, smite and flight over fight. Strat players will pee on your lawn.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 21, 2020, 09:34:43 PM
I gave YOU both 1 just because I'm wonderful.  Sean, I have nothing against a strat player. However Strat players are a shifty bunch and full of spite, smite and flight over fight. Strat players will pee on your lawn.

Hahahaha!

We know how you are about your lawn...

I'm stealing that line...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2020, 09:49:45 PM
Hahahaha!

We know how you are about your lawn...

I'm stealing that line...
Bumper sticker!

STRAT PLAYERS WILL PEE ON YOUR LAWN

or/and

STRAT PLAYERS WILL PEE IN YOUR POOL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 21, 2020, 10:33:19 PM
Bumper sticker!

STRAT PLAYERS WILL PEE ON YOUR LAWN

or/and

STRAT PLAYERS WILL PEE IN YOUR POOL

Strat players will squat to pee on your lawn.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2020, 09:21:24 AM
Strat players will squat to pee on your lawn.

Lol!!!

The same could be said about P-bass players - it takes special skills to play a jazz bass...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 22, 2020, 09:35:33 AM
Horrible, restless, frustrated sleep.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 22, 2020, 09:57:56 AM
Horrible, restless, frustrated sleep.
:( oh no!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 22, 2020, 10:48:33 AM
Horrible, restless, frustrated sleep.

Uhoh!  :'(
Try again tonight
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2020, 11:03:36 AM
Horrible, restless, frustrated sleep.

Tell your woman that you will dick her when you're damn well awake already.  If she can't wait, tell her to turn on some goddamn porn and wear headphones!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 22, 2020, 11:22:46 AM
Tell your woman that you will dick her when you're damn well awake already.  If she can't wait, tell her to turn on some goddamn porn and wear headphones!

Maybe
He couldn't sleep cos she is away and he missed her.
 :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 22, 2020, 12:26:35 PM
Maybe
He couldn't sleep cos she is away and he missed her.
 :)
Tell your woman that you will dick her when you're damn well awake already.  If she can't wait, tell her to turn on some goddamn porn and wear headphones!
A mix of caffeine and somebody sneaking into my fevered dreams and referring to me as, Tanya! WTF - why am I Tanya all the sudden? Oh well, color me Tanya :P :P :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 22, 2020, 12:34:37 PM
A mix of caffeine and somebody sneaking into my fevered dreams and referring to me as, Tanya! WTF - why am I Tanya all the sudden? Oh well, color me Tanya :P :P :P

I am still waiting on those eggs, Tanya.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2020, 12:39:49 PM
A mix of caffeine and somebody sneaking into my fevered dreams and referring to me as, Tanya! WTF - why am I Tanya all the sudden? Oh well, color me Tanya :P :P :P

Is Tanya a Strat player?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 22, 2020, 12:46:02 PM
I am still waiting on those eggs, Tanya.
I'm laying them right now! While smoking a cigar outside! So much multitasking talent!

Is Tanya a Strat player?
Not if she can find a Les Paul around. Oh l00k! There's one now!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2020, 12:46:33 PM
Wow...35 minutes after I texted my kid who was heading out of town on a bus about using the seatbelts and being alert, etc., this happened...

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/breaking/story/2020-02-22/bus-wreck-reported-on-i-15-at-route-76

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 22, 2020, 01:18:47 PM
Wow...35 minutes after I texted my kid who was heading out of town on a bus about using the seatbelts and being alert, etc., this happened...

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/breaking/story/2020-02-22/bus-wreck-reported-on-i-15-at-route-76

Wow. Is your kid ok?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2020, 02:18:23 PM
Wow. Is your kid ok?

Not their bus... I hope.  Sorry, I should have elaborated on that.

I did feel a strong need to send my text though.

Over an inch of rain came down in an hour at my house.  People just don't know how to drive in weather like that in Southern California. Even "professionals."

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2020, 02:22:52 PM
I dug out a couple of cases of soda sitting in my cellar...

I had one can and it tasted like it was too salty. So, I threw it away after I didn't finish it. (I attributed the bad taste to a regularly occurring reaction I have to various medications.) A couple of days later, and another can and it tasted like crap too. So I open the other case, different brand and flavor...  It tasted like crap as well!

I finally figured out that I should probably look at the cases. Both of them expired in 2016!

Aww fuck!  I so wanted to sugar-up today

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 22, 2020, 02:25:48 PM
Not their bus... I hope.  Sorry, I should have elaborated on that.

I did feel a strong need to send my text though.

Over an inch of rain came down in an hour at my house.  People just don't know how to drive in weather like that in Southern California. Even "professionals."

That was sad seeing the wreck. Thankfully your son was not on it. Down here we do okay with rain since we get a hell of a lot of time doing it, but three flakes of snow and the state shuts down. 😬
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2020, 02:33:01 PM
That was sad seeing the wreck. Thankfully your son was not on it. Down here we do okay with rain since we get a hell of a lot of time doing it, but three flakes of snow and the state shuts down. 😬

One factor that rarely gets talked about around these parts is that a combination of the lack of rain along with a lot of really cash-poor people (and people from places where they don't worry about oil leaks) leave more oil on our roadways than many other places. Soon as it rains, it's like a skating rink.

Cash for clunkers (or whatever it is called in California) only offers $1,500 for old and crappy cars. The problem is you can't get anything better for anywhere near that price.

Turns out that bus was traveling between Los Angeles and San Ysidro...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HopHey on February 22, 2020, 02:37:02 PM
I dug out a couple of cases of soda sitting in my cellar...

I had one can and it tasted like it was too salty. So, I threw it away after I didn't finish it. (I attributed the bad taste to a regularly occurring reaction I have to various medications.) A couple of days later, and another can and it tasted like crap too. So I open the other case, different brand and flavor...  It tasted like crap as well!

I finally figured out that I should probably look at the cases. Both of them expired in 2016!

Aww fuck!  I so wanted to sugar-up today

I had no idea that soda expired.  Learn something new every day lol. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2020, 02:41:18 PM
I had no idea that soda expired.  Learn something new every day lol.

I found this article about it trying to figure out how to read the date codes... 

https://www.mtndewkid.com/mountain-dew/mountain-dew-best-taste-drink-by-date/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 22, 2020, 05:29:38 PM
I found this article about it trying to figure out how to read the date codes... 

https://www.mtndewkid.com/mountain-dew/mountain-dew-best-taste-drink-by-date/

I squeeze the cans.  No give equals very fresh, easily squeezed equals carbonation not so fresh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HopHey on February 22, 2020, 05:59:27 PM
I found this article about it trying to figure out how to read the date codes... 

https://www.mtndewkid.com/mountain-dew/mountain-dew-best-taste-drink-by-date/

You said that certain medications make everything taste salty.  I have some weird reaction to those Cold Eeze cough drops. 
If I eat one of those cough drops, it feels like there's cotton sitting at the back of my throat and everything tastes like salt, even sodas and sweets.
It's the weirdest thing I've ever experienced.  I stay away from all Cold Eeze products now.  I don't know what is in those that messes with my taste buds but it's absolutely miserable.
One cough drop makes me taste salt for 2 days. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 22, 2020, 06:48:26 PM
A mix of caffeine and somebody sneaking into my fevered dreams and referring to me as, Tanya! WTF - why am I Tanya all the sudden? Oh well, color me Tanya :P :P :P

Tanya is the Slavic hypocoristic of Tatiana. It is now quite commonly used as an independent given name in the English-speaking world.  Tanya is also of Hebrew origin derived from the Aramaic term meaning 'it was taught in Baraita' which is Biblical teaching. The Tanya is considered the Oral Torah of Hasidism. It is the first word used within the book. The name's popularity grew in many respects thanks to Alexander Pushkin's poem Eugene Onegin whose main character was Tatiana Larina, beloved by Onegin.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2020, 06:49:07 PM
I squeeze the cans.  No give equals very fresh, easily squeezed equals carbonation not so fresh
Yep!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 22, 2020, 06:50:38 PM
I am still waiting on those eggs, Tanya.

No bacon?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2020, 06:52:50 PM
You said that certain medications make everything taste salty.  I have some weird reaction to those Cold Eeze cough drops. 
If I eat one of those cough drops, it feels like there's cotton sitting at the back of my throat and everything tastes like salt, even sodas and sweets.
It's the weirdest thing I've ever experienced.  I stay away from all Cold Eeze products now.  I don't know what is in those that messes with my taste buds but it's absolutely miserable.
One cough drop makes me taste salt for 2 days.

Some shit is nasty.  Some mild medications just to coat your tongue and block certain taste sensors from working. Then you get the stuff that overrides you. I've had times where everything tasted metallic. Almost as if aluminum foil had gotten into all my food.

When I go through phases like that, I will just eat by numbers. 5 carrot sticks, 7 grapes, 2 slices of bread. I have to do it that way because, otherwise, I don't feel like eating at all.

Hehehe, earlier this week, swill beer tasted like vodka.  I guess it's not all bad 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 22, 2020, 06:57:30 PM
No bacon?

I don't trust Tanya with the important stuff.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HopHey on February 22, 2020, 07:02:23 PM
Some shit is nasty.  Some mild medications just to coat your tongue and block certain taste sensors from working. Then you get the stuff that overrides you. I've had times where everything tasted metallic. Almost as if aluminum foil had gotten into all my food.

When I go through phases like that, I will just eat by numbers. 5 carrot sticks, 7 grapes, 2 slices of bread. I have to do it that way because, otherwise, I don't feel like eating at all.

Hehehe, earlier this week, swill beer tasted like vodka.  I guess it's not all bad 🙄🙄🙄

Vodka tasting beer sounds awesome lol.  That sucks about things tasting bad though.  When I was on antibiotics once it made everything taste metallic.  It was weird. 
That's a bummer that you go through that often.  I can't imagine having that problem on a regular basis.  It was miserable the few times it happened to me. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 22, 2020, 08:02:53 PM
I don't trust Tanya with the important stuff.
probably best.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2020, 08:19:39 PM
Vodka tasting beer sounds awesome lol.  That sucks about things tasting bad though.  When I was on antibiotics once it made everything taste metallic.  It was weird. 
That's a bummer that you go through that often.  I can't imagine having that problem on a regular basis.  It was miserable the few times it happened to me.

I remember there's a brand of flavored alcohol (gin, etc) in cans.  Had some at a concert. It was the best thing the whole night...

I'm not sure if it's the same brand but the can and the color scheme is similar...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 23, 2020, 12:38:44 PM
Good Afternoon, Ellgabbers. It's snowing...again. It was freaking 60 yesterday! Sigh. I'm ready for winter to be done now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 23, 2020, 06:39:45 PM
Good Afternoon, Ellgabbers. It's snowing...again. It was freaking 60 yesterday! Sigh. I'm ready for winter to be done now.
Set your tree back up. Merry Christmas :) Don't fight it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 23, 2020, 06:42:20 PM
Set your tree back up. Merry Christmas :) Don't fight it.
Oh no. NO WAY! No more Christmas!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 23, 2020, 06:49:16 PM
Oh no. NO WAY! No more Christmas!!
Well than keep warm and prepare a pork loin for dinner tomorrow. Ya know, comfort food.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 23, 2020, 06:50:29 PM
Well than keep warm and prepare a pork loin for dinner tomorrow. Ya know, comfort food.
Oh, is that what that is?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 23, 2020, 06:54:03 PM
Oh, is that what that is?
Dinners you can sit on, Fonzie.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 23, 2020, 07:35:53 PM
Papa got a brand new bag / Vera got a brand new bed. Took to it immediately.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 23, 2020, 08:51:41 PM
Papa got a brand new bag / Vera got a brand new bed. Took to it immediately.

Nice! Vera rules.
1+
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 24, 2020, 09:46:29 AM
Well imagine my surprise. Waking up to find that I'm a fuckin' Tanya!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 24, 2020, 09:48:06 AM
Well imagine my surprise. Waking up to find that I'm a fuckin' Tanya!

I remember my first Tanya.
She went on to fix up houses on TV.
Good times.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 24, 2020, 09:48:23 AM
Well imagine my surprise. Waking up to find that I'm a fuckin' Tanya!

What kind of shoes does a Tanya wear?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 24, 2020, 09:50:59 AM
What kind of shoes does a Tanya wear?
Wooly ski lodge socks today. All Day!

I remember my first Tanya.
She went on to fix up houses on TV.
Good times.


Mine was my first hump. I was good. She's terminally ill now but in surprisingly good spirits :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 24, 2020, 09:55:25 AM
She's terminally ill now but in surprisingly good spirits :-\

Musta been the hump!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 24, 2020, 10:29:31 AM
Nice! Vera rules.
1+
Vera is fat right now, not her stealth self. Winter weight.

Musta been the hump!
I'd like to think so.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 24, 2020, 11:19:25 AM
Well imagine my surprise. Waking up to find that I'm a fuckin' Tanya!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 24, 2020, 12:37:17 PM
Be honest. Did you play with your boobs first?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 24, 2020, 02:02:59 PM
Be honest. Did you play with your boobs first?
LOL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 24, 2020, 06:02:04 PM
Be honest. Did you play with your boobs first?
No but I fingered the Ell out me clit. I'll work my way up to my new milksacks soon enough.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 24, 2020, 06:30:56 PM
No but I fingered the Ell out me clit.

That is not how that works.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 24, 2020, 08:20:25 PM
That is not how that works.
EDIT: You worked it real good in Jasper.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 25, 2020, 10:16:30 AM
Until yesterday I had no idea the Spanish flu was actually the Kansas Flu. Spanish flu sounds legit and it rolls off the tongue. Actually sounds like a nice flu.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 25, 2020, 11:05:09 AM
Until yesterday I had no idea the Spanish flu was actually the Kansas Flu. Spanish flu sounds legit and it rolls off the tongue. Actually sounds like a nice flu.  :)

A Spanish virus does sound more welcoming.  ¡Bienvenidos!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 25, 2020, 06:10:39 PM


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2020, 06:26:44 PM

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Familiar message.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 25, 2020, 11:49:04 PM
Familiar message.
That means you're a bad man, Sean.  That text was to one of my employs. Not me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 26, 2020, 08:23:38 AM
That means you're a bad man, Sean.  That text was to one of my employs. Not me.

I don't see it as much as bad as "really memorable and desirable."  🙄🙄🙄

The answer to that message was rather curious though. Kind of disconnected from her original message...

Was she joking?  Was it a professional relationship that she was using the mistress analogy about?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 26, 2020, 09:37:28 AM


Was she joking?  Was it a professional relationship that she was using the mistress analogy about?
She wasn't joking. I guess she is/was a mistress who became enamored. He's a married guy so it's wrong.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 26, 2020, 10:33:24 AM
She wasn't joking. I guess she is/was a mistress who became enamored. He's a married guy so it's wrong.

AnusFace. I believe I've met your brother, ButtHead
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 26, 2020, 10:35:22 AM
AnusFace. I believe I've met your brother, ButtHead
We were separated at birth. Word is he's a rather cheeky fellow.  :P ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 26, 2020, 03:55:16 PM
She wasn't joking. I guess she is/was a mistress who became enamored. He's a married guy so it's wrong.

Depends on the wife...  The "wrong" part.

🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 26, 2020, 03:56:30 PM
AnusFace. I believe I've met your brother, ButtHead

Heh, heh.  He said "Butthead."  Heh, heh.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 26, 2020, 04:07:10 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 26, 2020, 05:17:21 PM
Depends on the wife...  The "wrong" part.

🙄
She could say the same about you to justify her own infidelity.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 26, 2020, 05:36:14 PM
She could say the same about you to justify her own infidelity.

Good for her.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 26, 2020, 09:54:03 PM
Good for her.
Not if she hires Fuck'em Break'em and TakeHisShit'em.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 27, 2020, 05:42:48 AM
Since Bart changed the name back, I’m wondering if we are now “L Gab” or “L E Gab”? Inquiring minds want to know and all that crap. 😬
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 27, 2020, 07:20:38 AM
Since Bart changed the name back, I’m wondering if we are now “L Gab” or “L E Gab”? Inquiring minds want to know and all that crap. 😬

It's been ElleGab since last night.

I can only think that Elle MacPherson's legal team is already scouring the site for anything that they can make a buck off of.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 27, 2020, 09:35:45 AM
Since Bart changed the name back, I’m wondering if we are now “L Gab” or “L E Gab”? Inquiring minds want to know and all that crap. 😬
He still has other names to change back. @Bart Ell It's the honorable thing    you know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 29, 2020, 01:26:42 AM
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1233149883693092864
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 29, 2020, 05:48:44 AM
twitter: Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia

Perhaps Florida should consider leaving strategically placed, enticing beach towels laying about in python infested neighborhoods..

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 29, 2020, 07:20:16 AM
A unique way to lose weight, somebody send Falkie a beach blanket!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 29, 2020, 12:52:36 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on February 29, 2020, 09:06:42 PM
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1233149883693092864

Dats some serious cottonmouth.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on February 29, 2020, 09:15:10 PM
i want one of these umbrellas.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 29, 2020, 10:38:43 PM
i want one of these umbrellas.

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If you accidentally sit on it be sure not to open it up inside you. It's bad luck!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 01, 2020, 03:43:33 PM
If you accidentally sit on it be sure not to open it up inside you. It's bad luck!!
I am random. And I am stupid. ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 02, 2020, 08:37:01 PM
Where is the male vanity/skincare thread?  I've been using an incredible clay on my face and it's all but replaced my toner. For a moisturizer I use something called Envyus. It's pricey but it's great.  That blond former supermodel is behind it. It might even be her wonderous white creamy poo we're all smearing on our faces :-\ Butt it works!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 02, 2020, 08:45:37 PM
Where is the male vanity/skincare thread?  I've been using an incredible clay on my face and it's all but replaced my toner. For a moisturizer I use something called Envyus. It's pricey but it's great.  That blond former supermodel is behind it. It might even be her wonderous white creamy poo we're all smearing on our faces :-\ Butt it works!

Clay? From under the beautiful grass?
 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 03, 2020, 10:36:34 AM
If the Aussies had the foresight to clear away general brush and deadwood they wouldn't have had these fires. Seriously ::) 

Maintain thy wooded areas! MATE! >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 03, 2020, 01:31:24 PM
If the Aussies had the foresight to clear away general brush and deadwood they wouldn't have had these fires. Seriously ::) 

Maintain thy wooded areas! MATE! >:(

Wrong! They like tree diseases and insect infestations.  Fires aren't natural! 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 03, 2020, 01:41:31 PM
@Walks_At_Night has the kungflu slowed down Hillbilly Jim’s exploits?  What does Red Heat look like in a mask?  Does the Hillbilly’s moonshine make a suitable disinfectant? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 03, 2020, 02:03:03 PM
Wrong! They like tree diseases and insect infestations.  Fires aren't natural! 😁
Um, yeah! Thank you for mirroring what I already said.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 03, 2020, 03:56:34 PM
If the Aussies had the foresight to clear away general brush and deadwood they wouldn't have had these fires. Seriously ::) 

Maintain thy wooded areas! MATE! >:(

THAT FUCKING JAZMUNDA NONCE PROBABLY CALLED HOME!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 03, 2020, 07:17:06 PM
THAT FUCKING JAZMUNDA NONCE PROBABLY CALLED HOME!
I am proud to say that I never even came close to making it into the Jazmunda/Andy club. I'd rather eat, digest, and shit my own dick out.


On another note: My new gym attachments arrived today. Yaaaay

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 04, 2020, 07:02:55 PM
@Walks_At_Night has the kungflu slowed down Hillbilly Jim’s exploits?  What does Red Heat look like in a mask?  Does the Hillbilly’s moonshine make a suitable disinfectant?

@GravitySucks @Jayzelady

There is interesting news on the Hillbilly Jim front.  I'll have to do an update one of these days.   I've been distracted by the virus...........

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 04, 2020, 07:09:46 PM
@GravitySucks @Jayzelady

There is interesting news on the Hillbilly Jim front.  I'll have to do an update one of these days.   I've been distracted by the virus...........

That'll be great. You aren't ill, are you?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 04, 2020, 07:24:47 PM
That'll be great. You aren't ill, are you?

Not ill ill but I haven't been quite right since December.  I've had a nagging cough, sore throat, etc - gets better.  Gets worse.  Rinse.  Repeat. 

I've just been caught up with the virus drama as it has unfolded.  3/4 of a billion people on some form of lock down and the Chinese desperate measures to contain it have been something else and now the Iranian government members seem to have it themselves.  Thought we would see more out of Italy but it has been eerily quiet as far as I can tell.

It's been an ordeal for Mrs. Walks - one of her good friends from her school days has lost loved ones due to the virus.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 04, 2020, 07:30:04 PM
Not ill ill but I haven't been quite right since December.  I've had a nagging cough, sore throat, etc - gets better.  Gets worse.  Rinse.  Repeat. 
It's been an ordeal for Mrs. Walks - one of her good friends from her school days has lost loved ones due to the virus.

Oh no, sorry to hear this. Were they in another country or is that here?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 04, 2020, 07:47:41 PM
Oh no, sorry to hear this. Were they in another country or is that here?

Mrs. Walks was born in China.  The situation there has been an unholy nightmare.   
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 04, 2020, 07:52:11 PM
Mrs. Walks was born in China.  The situation there has been an unholy nightmare.

Ah, oh my this has to be awful for her.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 04, 2020, 08:36:11 PM
Mrs. Walks was born in China.  The situation there has been an unholy nightmare.

Yes. It appears they are burning people alive. I believe spy satellites have also detected certain types of burning biological matter. They're able to determine it by the contents of the smoke, etc.

China is taking people who are suspected to be sick and locking them together with people who are confirmed sick. All it does is amplify the death rate.

China is not a free country.  It's concentration camps all over again.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on March 05, 2020, 01:08:00 AM
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1233149883693092864
Whew, all without suffocating the poor thing during removal.  They kind of snapped the top half of his head back on the table when they got so excited at the end - hopefully no concussion from that, or broken tooth.  The poor thing looked utterly on the verge of collapse at the end, and must have been under a lot of tranquilizer?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on March 05, 2020, 01:12:29 AM
She wasn't joking. I guess she is/was a mistress who became enamored. He's a married guy so it's wrong.
Snark, even if she is his best business client?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 05, 2020, 09:52:40 PM
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/william-shatner-horse-semen-divorce-settlement
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on March 07, 2020, 04:45:39 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/sweden-mansplaining-hotline-woman-get-to-report-patronising-male-colleagues-a7418491.html   For real!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on March 07, 2020, 04:49:34 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-22828150

Male drivers of trains in Sweden got overheated.  They are not allowed to wear shorts.  The company said, "Our thinking is that one should look decent and proper when representing Arriva and the present uniforms do that. If the man only wants [to wear] a skirt then that is OK," since skirts are part of company uniforms but shorts are not.

So it's more proper to see a man in a short skirt than in long shorts.  Oh my.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 10, 2020, 11:41:11 AM
And from the nobody gives a crap but me files my Hammer-Fist gym attachment arrived today :)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 11, 2020, 07:11:10 AM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-22828150

Male drivers of trains in Sweden got overheated.  They are not allowed to wear shorts.  The company said, "Our thinking is that one should look decent and proper when representing Arriva and the present uniforms do that. If the man only wants [to wear] a skirt then that is OK," since skirts are part of company uniforms but shorts are not.

So it's more proper to see a man in a short skirt than in long shorts.  Oh my.

How much do you want to bet that there's going to be a line of women groping these guys...

And from the nobody gives a crap but me files my Hammer-Fist gym attachment arrived today :)

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I'm presuming that it changes the angle of your grip so that your entire arm can be parallel with your body at all times, right?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 11, 2020, 10:19:28 AM
https://twitter.com/richardmarx/status/1237647398853152768
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 11, 2020, 10:34:52 AM
https://twitter.com/richardmarx/status/1237647398853152768
Brilliant! What's not to love about that!


I'm presuming that it changes the angle of your grip so that your entire arm can be parallel with your body at all times, right?


Yes, it's a fantastic way to work ones back/Latissimus muscle group with pulldowns or if you will, simulated pullups. @sean92008 how many chin ups can you do? Just asking. I don't even know what the average would be for the average guy. I think you're supposed to be able to do 4-6  Hmm 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 11, 2020, 11:20:00 AM
Brilliant! What's not to love about that!
Yes, it's a fantastic way to work ones back/Latissimus muscle group with pulldowns or if you will, simulated pullups. @sean92008 how many chin ups can you do? Just asking. I don't even know what the average would be for the average guy. I think you're supposed to be able to do 4-6  Hmm

Have you tried yoga?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 11, 2020, 11:23:58 AM
Have you tried yoga?
I like watching yoga :)  But to answer your question, no. But, I, through other disciplines happen to be extremely limber.  If that's where you're going with this. And the inversion table is fantastic - somewhat related.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 11, 2020, 11:25:00 AM
I like watching yoga :)  But to answer your question, no. But, I, through other disciplines happen to be extremely limber.  If that's where you're going with this. And the inversion table is fantastic - somewhat related.

Yet difficult to wrap.
 ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 11, 2020, 11:29:35 AM
Yet difficult to wrap.
 ;)
Audible L O L  :) +1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 11, 2020, 02:45:04 PM
Brilliant! What's not to love about that!
Yes, it's a fantastic way to work ones back/Latissimus muscle group with pulldowns or if you will, simulated pullups. @sean92008 how many chin ups can you do? Just asking. I don't even know what the average would be for the average guy. I think you're supposed to be able to do 4-6  Hmm

Haven't tried since I had shoulder surgery 6-7 years ago...  I remember I used to be able to do two or three when two of my kids were like 5 or 6 years old and they would both hang around my neck. That made them laugh, I had fun entertaining them at my expense.

My guess is, if I were to try now, probably 3-4.  My ulner nerve would probably light up like a Christmas tree though...

It is amazing to see the different muscle groups react differently just by having your wrist at a 90 degree difference in relation to the elbow, shoulder and torso. I forget the practice, kind of like Tai chi and fengshui combined but Tony Visconti raked me over the coals over a decade ago when I initially started having problems because my keyboard was always at the wrong height and angle, even how I positioned my guitar/bass necks was wrong in his eyes.  He was so right.  Little did I know what all I was up against but I'd be much better off without all the injury shit.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on March 11, 2020, 08:21:50 PM
How much do you want to bet that there's going to be a line of women groping these guys...

I'm presuming that it changes the angle of your grip so that your entire arm can be parallel with your body at all times, right?
Yeah.

Does that bar retract for people with short arms?  It looks like it could also be used for stretching (instead of "wall walking" with the arms to increase range of motion).
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 12, 2020, 10:54:28 AM
There's a guy in Bulgaria who makes high quality speed bags and the dude isn't afraid to get a lil stylish too. Going to have to git me one.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 12, 2020, 11:01:35 AM
There's a guy in Bulgaria who makes high quality speed bags and the dude isn't afraid to get a lil stylish too. Going to have to git me one.

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Looks like a clown shoe.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 12, 2020, 11:18:19 AM
Looks like a clown shoe.
Tomato tomaahto Nelly Furtaahto

Looks like a clown shoe.
TAKE IT BACK!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 12, 2020, 11:34:26 AM
Tomato tomaahto Nelly Furtaahto
TAKE IT BACK!!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 12, 2020, 11:38:43 AM
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I know what you did there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 12, 2020, 01:16:11 PM
There's a guy in Bulgaria who makes high quality speed bags and the dude isn't afraid to get a lil stylish too. Going to have to git me one.

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Does the guy make one that looks like a nut sack or a big boob?

C'mon that's what you all wanted to ask but were too afraid to.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 12, 2020, 05:28:37 PM
There's a guy in Bulgaria who makes high quality speed bags and the dude isn't afraid to get a lil stylish too. Going to have to git me one.

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I liked the avatar, not realizing what it was until I saw this.
So if you got one would it arrive all inflated or are they a flat thing when new? It would make a difference if wrapping.   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 17, 2020, 06:58:38 PM
I liked the avatar, not realizing what it was until I saw this.
So if you got one would it arrive all inflated or are they a flat thing when new? It would make a difference if wrapping.   :)
@anniem Just saw this^

They come flat and deflated so one just sticks a pin in and blows it up like a beach ball. They have a latex or rubber bladder in them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 17, 2020, 07:00:41 PM
Due to the Covid my bar has been shut down indefinitely.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 17, 2020, 07:03:00 PM
@KSM32 you need to sponsor another Christmas to take our minds off the latest crisis.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 17, 2020, 07:48:38 PM
@anniem Just saw this^

They come flat and deflated so one just sticks a pin in and blows it up like a beach ball. They have a latex or rubber bladder in them.

Ah! I did not know that.
I now know more this instant than I did 5 instants ago.
Thank you, @KSM32

 :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 17, 2020, 08:16:25 PM
@KSM32 you need to sponsor another Christmas to take our minds off the latest crisis.
@GravitySucks I have developed a patch of dry skin on my penis and it's had some negative effects on my ability to Moderate folks. Not feeling Christmassy. Not at all.

Ah! I did not know that.
I now know more this instant than I did 5 instants ago.
Thank you, @KSM32

 :)
You're welcome, Annie.  "The More You Know" - NBC  @Annie
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 18, 2020, 05:28:25 PM
@GravitySucks I have developed a patch of dry skin on my penis and it's had some negative effects on my ability to Moderate folks. Not feeling Christmassy. Not at all.
You're welcome, Annie.  "The More You Know" - NBC  @Annie

@KSM32 Use green soap, borax and witchhazel, scribe the outline of the dry patch with a needle. You’ll be fine. Mrs Thompson
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 18, 2020, 06:03:39 PM
@KSM32 Use green soap, borax and witchhazel, scribe the outline of the dry patch with a needle. You’ll be fine. Mrs Thompson
..ok I'm doing that now :) So far so good but my fear is that I'll lose my erection when I get to the needle scribing.  :-\

@GravitySucks

#Eucerin
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 18, 2020, 06:51:13 PM
Drinking red wine on the lanai enjoying the sunshine. I’m in my happy place.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 18, 2020, 07:52:27 PM
Drinking red wine on the lanai enjoying the sunshine. I’m in my happy place.  :)

Wonderful!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 18, 2020, 08:19:48 PM
Drinking red wine on the lanai enjoying the sunshine. I’m in my happy place.  :)
Drinking piss warm beer out of a can while Needle Scribing my dick. I'm in your happy place. >:(  @PolkaDot
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 18, 2020, 08:24:44 PM
Drinking piss warm beer out of a can while Needle Scribing my dick. I'm in your happy place. >:(  @PolkaDot
@KSM32 Here let me help... you just have to really JAM the needle in...see? All better!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 18, 2020, 08:26:31 PM
@KSM32 Here let me help... you just have to really JAM the needle in...see? All better!  ;D

Do you need a bath?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 18, 2020, 08:42:44 PM
@KSM32 Here let me help... you just have to really JAM the needle in...see? All better!  ;D
..you're supposed to tie it off first. Geesh! Amateurs ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 18, 2020, 08:52:09 PM
Do you need a bath?

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I have no context for this offer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 19, 2020, 11:25:35 AM
I have no context for this offer.
..her last name






But,

Why do ghosts wear clothes? And shoes!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 19, 2020, 11:28:43 AM
..her last name


And first name.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 19, 2020, 11:54:47 AM
And first name.
Her middle name is Blowjah.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on March 20, 2020, 10:52:07 AM
..her last name






But,

Why do ghosts wear clothes? And shoes!

Because otherwise they get known as the masturbating ghost. Just ask @SpookyTim
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2020, 10:57:54 AM
Because otherwise they get known as the masturbating ghost. Just ask @SpookyTim
Even a wiener dog ghost? Sometimes they have those long condom like wool coats on and they look like complete idiots!
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Post by: Jayzelady on March 20, 2020, 05:38:21 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 23, 2020, 11:29:29 AM
Barry Manilow
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Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on March 23, 2020, 06:21:06 PM
Thank you Nielsen Survey for the two dollars. I don't watch TV and radio is limited to local news. Please keep your additional five dollar offer in exchange for my street address, email and phone number.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 23, 2020, 07:00:25 PM
I am very proud of my wife who actually fired up and used a table saw today to help her crew meet a deadline they were not going to make. She cut shims and even plunged a perfect rectangle in the middle of a piece of flooring!!  Never ever used a saw of any kind before. Neither of my guys would even attempt a four way plunge for the first two months I had them.  :o

Hmm..  and she didn't even break a nail. Came home bragging and now she's at the gym. Fuckin' Superwoman!

Starting to wonder if I'm good enough for her  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 23, 2020, 07:07:05 PM
I am very proud of my wife who actually fired up and used a table saw today to help her crew meet a deadline they were not going to make. She cut shims and even plunged a perfect rectangle in the middle of a piece of flooring!!  Never ever used a saw of any kind before. Neither of my guys would even attempt a four way plunge for the first two months I had them.  :o

Hmm..  and she didn't even break a nail. Came home bragging and now she's at the gym. Fuckin' Superwoman!

Starting to wonder if I'm good enough for her  :-\

Buy her some diamonds and you will be!   :) :) :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 23, 2020, 08:58:41 PM
Buy her some diamonds and you will be!   :) :) :)
if I get the project I'm currently crunching numbers on I'll buy her and extra hand for all the rings. But no, she has a full library of nice jewelry that she once wore when I first bought these items as gifts. But eventually they all end up in her jewelry purgatory drawer while she waits for new stuff.
Not buying anymore for her  *Blood Diamond drawer* <--(((Reverb)))
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 23, 2020, 09:23:11 PM
if I get the project I'm currently crunching numbers on I'll buy her and extra hand for all the rings. But no, she has a full library of nice jewelry that she once wore when I first bought these items as gifts. But eventually they all end up in her jewelry purgatory drawer while she waits for new stuff.
Not buying anymore for her  *Blood Diamond drawer* <--(((Reverb)))

Then.....................NECKLACE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 23, 2020, 09:52:19 PM
Then.....................NECKLACE!
  :D
Five prepaid spa days. Those won't wind up in a drawer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 23, 2020, 11:14:55 PM
  :D
Five prepaid spa days. Those won't wind up in a drawer.

That sounds ok too
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 24, 2020, 10:40:16 AM
Barry Manilow
@ShayP

Care to elaborate? I mean it's not every day..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 25, 2020, 05:59:15 AM
@ShayP

Care to elaborate? I mean it's not every day..

@KSM32  Oh no.  Not every day.  Occasionally I'll get a powerful urge to listen to Barry Manilow's greatest hits.  Yes I have it and stand proud.   ;D

Actually it's...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 25, 2020, 10:37:48 AM
@KSM32  Oh no.  Not every day.  Occasionally I'll get a powerful urge to listen to Barry Manilow's greatest hits.  Yes I have it and stand proud.   ;D

Actually it's...

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Well @ShayP I think that's just fine. I too like Barry. Do you look like him? I ask coz you're nice.  I have the Happy Days album complete with all the songs that would play when Funzie would hit the jukebox in Arnolds.

I also have (pictured) this below.  Why my parents thought printing a four year old's full fucking name on the cover still baffles me. Like Ross, my 5yr old friend from next door was going to break in at night ands steel my shit.  ::)   this thing would be worth something now if they wouldn't have marked it. Savages ::) 

PS   I put a soy sauce pack over my name    lest I be stalked n shit

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Post by: Bart Ell on March 25, 2020, 11:56:37 AM
  I have the Happy Days album complete with all the songs that would play when Funzie would hit the jukebox in Arnolds.

This one?
I have it but only remember listening to the Happy Days theme.
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Post by: KSM on March 25, 2020, 12:03:15 PM
This one?
I have it but only remember listening to the Happy Days theme.
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@Bart Ell  LOL  that's the one!  the sleeve actually has the cut/fold out piece (you can see it there) to have it sit like a portrait on the mantle with aunt Bessie and uncle Clem :D  Hilarious.  And yes, I only listened to the theme as well.

THE FONZE!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 25, 2020, 12:09:26 PM
@Bart Ell  LOL  that's the one!  the sleeve actually has the cut/fold out piece (you can see it there) to have it sit like a portrait on the mantle with aunt Bessie and uncle Clem :D  Hilarious...

It's only legit if it's on 8-track
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 25, 2020, 12:55:30 PM
Well @ShayP I think that's just fine. I too like Barry. Do you look like him? I ask coz you're nice.  I have the Happy Days album complete with all the songs that would play when Funzie would hit the jukebox in Arnolds.

I also have (pictured) this below.  Why my parents thought printing a four year old's full fucking name on the cover still baffles me. Like Ross, my 5yr old friend from next door was going to break in at night ands steel my shit.  ::)   this thing would be worth something now if they wouldn't have marked it. Savages ::) 

PS   I put a soy sauce pack over my name    lest I be stalked n shit

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LMAO @KSM32  Uh, no.  I do not look like Manilow.  The only thing he and I have in common is we're white guys.  Hey man, I dig the Happy Days album.  In regards to your parents putting your name on a record...LOL!...my Mom did the same shit.  My uncle handed me down some records when I was young. Probably 8 to 10 years of age.  Beatles, KISS, just to name two.  He lived with us for a while.  He had a huge collection and gave me some of the albums when he left since I liked hanging out with him when he was playing the music.  They were in great condition.  My Mom then decided to take a marker and print my name on the face of all of them.  In large text mind you!  First name, middle initial, last name.  We can only wonder why.  :-\ ;D  ;)

*Note ~ Honestly, I think my uncle gave me the records because he felt guilty for beating my ass when he caught me going through them when I was told not to at least a dozen times.  I was fascinated by the cover art.  Anyway...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 25, 2020, 03:33:55 PM
PS   I put a soy sauce pack over my name    lest I be stalked n shit
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Your name is.....Soy Sauce?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 25, 2020, 03:39:58 PM
 

Your name is.....Soy Sauce?
@anniem Soy Sauce is my maiden name.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 25, 2020, 03:46:08 PM
@anniem Soy Sauce is my maiden name.

SO IS MINE!!!

Maybe we are related!
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LOL!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 27, 2020, 11:56:37 AM
@GravitySucks
I listened to the entire gabcast from 12 06 19. You seemed like you wanted me to hear it all the way through when I posted about being halfway through.  NOTHING HAPPENED! You had me thinking something grand was going to happen although they did discuss you to some degree. I thought perhaps you were going to call in.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 27, 2020, 12:06:32 PM
@GravitySucks
I listened to the entire gabcast from 12 06 19. You seemed like you wanted me to hear it all the way through when I posted about being halfway through.  NOTHING HAPPENED! You had me thinking something grand was going to happen although they did discuss you to some degree. I thought perhaps you were going to call in.

#SoLastDecade
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 27, 2020, 12:10:04 PM
#SoLastDecade
#SoWastedMyFuckingTime
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 27, 2020, 12:24:14 PM
#SoWastedMyFuckingTime

I actually have no idea what you are alluding to.

Maybe I was trying to mentor you in order for you to learn to finish what you started.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 27, 2020, 12:34:31 PM
I actually have no idea what you are alluding to.

Maybe I was trying to mentor you in order for you to learn to finish what you started.
LOL finish what I started?  Sheesh  if I start hammering my kneecap I'm surely not going to finish what I started because of the..   oh..  I don't know..   THE PAIN!!?

but thank you.. :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 27, 2020, 08:43:11 PM
Can't go into the radio threads anymore. Just a love fest with all the fucking plus 1s just for being there ::) Fucking unbearable.  Need some crass hateful twatbags to join up.  If any of you know any outright cunts who might want to join..  please do whatever you have to do.  Perhaps the law of attraction - visualization on my part will help.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 27, 2020, 08:45:58 PM
Can't go into the radio threads anymore. Just a love fest with all the fucking plus 1s just for being there ::) Fucking unbearable.  Need some crass hateful twatbags to join up.  If any of you know any outright cunts who might want to join..  please do whatever you have to do.  Perhaps the law of attraction - visualization on my part will help.

Did you have a terrible day today?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 27, 2020, 09:03:22 PM
Can't go into the radio threads anymore. Just a love fest with all the fucking plus 1s just for being there ::) Fucking unbearable.  Need some crass hateful twatbags to join up.  If any of you know any outright cunts who might want to join..  please do whatever you have to do.  Perhaps the law of attraction - visualization on my part will help.

I miss Lasha. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 27, 2020, 09:09:36 PM
Did you have a terrible day today?

I think he got a visit from Aunt Flo
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 27, 2020, 09:14:01 PM
Did you have a terrible day today?
My post did not apply to you and you know it. All I was saying is that I don't want "points" just for showing up. It's plus 1 socialism!!! If I make you chuckle or you like something about a post of mine then feel free to throw me one, cool. I like all those people in the radio threads but sometimes I feel like I'm a t a party wearing a fake smile. That happens a lot in my real life. Sometimes I just want to throttle the guy across from me but I can't because the drive home will be..  awkward.

I miss Lasha. 

Don't know who she is but she sounds quite fetching.


EDIT  I just plus 1nd you all for no reason. Doesn't feel good, does it!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 27, 2020, 09:35:58 PM
My post did not apply to you and you know it.

GAH. Yes, I know it, I was asking nevertheless cos if you had a terrible day, perhaps I could make you laugh and feel better.

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All I was saying is that I don't want "points" just for showing up. It's plus 1 socialism!!! If I make you chuckle or you like something about a post of mine then feel free to throw me one, cool.

Yes, I understand. You can be really funny though so you should expect onesies.

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I like all those people in the radio threads but sometimes I feel like I'm a t a party wearing a fake smile. That happens a lot in my real life. Sometimes I just want to throttle the guy across from me but I can't because the drive home will be..  awkward.

Hm. How do you decide which threads to frequent?  Are you getting a break from bad parties because of the covids?

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Don't know who she is but she sounds quite fetching.

She has never made me laugh. I suspect if you threw something she wanted, she'd fetch it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 27, 2020, 09:42:37 PM
GAH. Yes, I know it, I was asking nevertheless cos if you had a terrible day, perhaps I could make you laugh and feel better.

Yes, I understand. You can be really funny though so you should expect onesies.

Hm. How do you decide which threads to frequent?  Are you getting a break from bad parties because of the covids?

She has never made me laugh. I suspect if you threw something she wanted, she'd fetch it.

Well, I do need to get to 1000 so I can do another point dump giveaway.

Had a great day.

Yes the covid is keeping us in on weekends saving well over 1k a month and it's making us examine ourselves as we confront out own gluttony. Like a mirror of guilt.

…….but once the covid's gone we'll be back to normal, Thank God!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 27, 2020, 09:48:11 PM
I miss Lasha.


Don't know who she is but she sounds quite fetching.

Too bad you missed her. She was everyone's favorite. Very spiritual. I think there is photo documentation of how pretty she is
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 27, 2020, 09:54:10 PM
Too bad you missed her. She was everyone's favorite. Very spiritual. I think there is photo documentation of how pretty she is
Would it kill ya yo finish a sentence with a period!!!   >  .  <

And it would be how pretty she was, not is!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 28, 2020, 11:08:33 AM
Well, I do need to get to 1000 so I can do another point dump giveaway.
Had a great day.

Excellent.  :)

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Yes the covid is keeping us in on weekends saving well over 1k a month and it's making us examine ourselves as we confront out own gluttony. Like a mirror of guilt.…….but once the covid's gone we'll be back to normal, Thank God!

That is a lovely amount to save. I had a demanding job before I had surgeries, so our habit is not to go out all that much. We're fine. I'm refreshing my sourdough starter and decided to try to make granola. We were running an errand yesterday and saw a guy on a corner selling strawberries. They turned out to be SO good.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 28, 2020, 11:10:13 AM
Would it kill ya yo finish a sentence with a period!!!   >  .  <

And it would be how pretty she was, not is!

Sometimes I forget to end sentences with periods>  .  <
I will try to pay better attention>  .  <
 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 28, 2020, 11:11:43 AM
Can't go into the radio threads anymore. Just a love fest with all the fucking plus 1s just for being there ::) Fucking unbearable. 

That's what you get for feeding them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 29, 2020, 05:37:34 PM
Online window shopping for Houses in Forth Worth TX today. I am amazed at what 300k will get you/me. Weird
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 29, 2020, 06:00:18 PM
Online window shopping for Houses in Forth Worth TX today. I am amazed at what 300k will get you/me. Weird

@KSM32  Really good real estate values in Texas.  But be prepared to pay real estate taxes based on the appraisal value which can seem high. But we don’t have a state income tax. All state and local money is raised by sales and property taxes.  We don’t usually have big market swings here.

Try to find something that isn’t in a MUD district or an HOA but if you can’t make sure you understand that is just another tax and they only go up, not down.  The only good thing about an HOA is that your next door neighbor can’t open up an auto body shop in his garage. We don’t have zoning here - HOAs do place deed restrictions on a parcel. Some are draconian dictating what colors you can paint and what your landscaping has to look like. 

But with your OCD master skills you will probably he the perennial yard of the month guy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 29, 2020, 06:10:07 PM
@KSM32  Really good real estate values in Texas.  But be prepared to pay real estate taxes based on the appraisal value which can seem high. But we don’t have a state income tax. All state and local money is raised by sales and property taxes.  We don’t usually have big market swings here.

Try to find something that isn’t in a MUD district or an HOA but if you can’t make sure you understand that is just another tax and they only go up, not down.  The only good thing about an HOA is that your next door neighbor can’t open up an auto body shop in his garage. We don’t have zoning here - HOAs do place deed restrictions on a parcel. Some are draconian dictating what colors you can paint and what your landscaping has to look like. 

But with your OCD master skills you will probably he the perennial yard of the month guy.
Hmm  thank you for that! Most of the places we looked at and liked were almost entirely brick :) Wide open flooring concept on main floors and many other things that caught out eye/s. The other town we looked at was Pflugerville. What exactly is a Pflugerville?

And even though the places were great I was gasping at the condition of the "lawns" oh well :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 29, 2020, 07:36:07 PM
Hmm  thank you for that! Most of the places we looked at and liked were almost entirely brick :) Wide open flooring concept on main floors and many other things that caught out eye/s. The other town we looked at was Pflugerville. What exactly is a Pflugerville?

And even though the places were great I was gasping at the condition of the "lawns" oh well :-\

@KSM32 you do have to remember the prices are in real dollars, not that monopoly money you hosers are used to throwing around.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 29, 2020, 07:40:18 PM
@KSM32 you do have to remember the prices are in real dollars, not that monopoly money you hosers are used to throwing around.
;D Knew that was comin'  not a problem    at all @GravitySucks
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 29, 2020, 07:57:56 PM
;D Knew that was comin'  @GravitySucks

@KSM32 You should find Texans to be a very welcoming bunch.  Ft Worth isn’t as friendly and down home as it used to be but it’s better than Dallas. 

Good news is you won’t have to build a sauna.  All you have to do is walk outside.

We have 4 seasons down here.

Almost summer, summer, still summer and hunting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on March 29, 2020, 08:54:50 PM
@KSM32 You should find Texans to be a very welcoming bunch.  Ft Worth isn’t as friendly and down home as it used to be but it’s better than Dallas. 

Good news is you won’t have to build a sauna.  All you have to do is walk outside.

We have 4 seasons down here.

Almost summer, summer, still summer and hunting.

You forgot football. 😬
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 29, 2020, 09:22:53 PM
You forgot football. 😬
happens to coincide with hunting.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on March 30, 2020, 03:06:58 AM
You forgot recruiting season, National Signing Day, and the new early signing day. And also spring practice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 30, 2020, 09:13:21 AM
Moral of the story: Texas Sucks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 30, 2020, 10:18:41 AM
Moral of the story: Texas Sucks.

Pffft
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 30, 2020, 10:45:16 PM

...I found out tonight that five years ago Ian stole my 22 oz framing hammer. Ian has since died so I'm willing to bet I'll not see my hammer again.

..goodbye hammer :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 30, 2020, 10:50:06 PM
...I found out tonight that five years ago Ian stole my 22 oz framing hammer. Ian has since died so I'm willing to bet I'll not see my hammer again.

..goodbye hammer :'(

How did you find out?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 30, 2020, 10:51:47 PM
..goodbye hammer :'(

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 30, 2020, 10:56:55 PM
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That's the one!!!  Eagle!   I'm nailing his wife. She told me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 30, 2020, 11:07:10 PM
That's the one!!!  Eagle!   I'm nailing his wife. She told me.

Don't say goodbye to the framer.  Time for a BRIGHT NEW ONE!

https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Tool-Framing-Hammer-Milled/dp/B07BVMHV5V/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=22+oz+framing+hammer&qid=1585633846&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExVTVQNVA4WU1BUUQzJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNzY1NzQxM1VaSk9HRldDN1pSQSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMDk1Njg3M1AyRU5IR0kxTlQyViZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU= (https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Tool-Framing-Hammer-Milled/dp/B07BVMHV5V/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=22+oz+framing+hammer&qid=1585633846&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExVTVQNVA4WU1BUUQzJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNzY1NzQxM1VaSk9HRldDN1pSQSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMDk1Njg3M1AyRU5IR0kxTlQyViZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 30, 2020, 11:12:13 PM
Don't say goodbye to the framer.  Time for a BRIGHT NEW ONE!

https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Tool-Framing-Hammer-Milled/dp/B07BVMHV5V/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=22+oz+framing+hammer&qid=1585633846&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExVTVQNVA4WU1BUUQzJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNzY1NzQxM1VaSk9HRldDN1pSQSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMDk1Njg3M1AyRU5IR0kxTlQyViZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU= (https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Tool-Framing-Hammer-Milled/dp/B07BVMHV5V/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=22+oz+framing+hammer&qid=1585633846&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExVTVQNVA4WU1BUUQzJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNzY1NzQxM1VaSk9HRldDN1pSQSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMDk1Njg3M1AyRU5IR0kxTlQyViZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=)

I've long since replaced the Ian hammer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 31, 2020, 10:13:34 AM
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night. Also so that my nighttime moisturizing cream does it's job without gucking up my hair. I've heard good things about curlers and certain facial masks while one sleeps.  Perhaps some fuzzy slippers and a nighty now that the corona has completely turned me into a house husband. Fuckin' fuck!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on March 31, 2020, 10:23:06 AM
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night. Also so that my nighttime moisturizing cream does it's job without gucking up my hair. I've heard good thing about curlers and certain facial masks while one sleeps.  Perhaps some fuzzy slippers and a nighty now that the corona has completely turned me into a house husband. Fuckin' fuck!

Some manly ones 😬

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 31, 2020, 10:27:13 AM
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night. Also so that my nighttime moisturizing cream does it's job without gucking up my hair. I've heard good thing about curlers and certain facial masks while one sleeps.  Perhaps some fuzzy slippers and a nighty now that the corona has completely turned me into a house husband. Fuckin' fuck!

How about a delightful feathery fascinator to go with the ensemble?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 31, 2020, 10:37:24 AM
Some manly ones 😬

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LOLOL  I do have some bear slippers.

How about a delightful feathery fascinator to go with the ensemble?
..play yer cards right.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 31, 2020, 10:50:54 AM
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night. Also so that my nighttime moisturizing cream does it's job without gucking up my hair. I've heard good things about curlers and certain facial masks while one sleeps.  Perhaps some fuzzy slippers and a nighty now that the corona has completely turned me into a house husband. Fuckin' fuck!

Ditch the manbun. Hard times call for hard measures...................

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 12:33:00 PM
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night. Also so that my nighttime moisturizing cream does it's job without gucking up my hair. I've heard good things about curlers and certain facial masks while one sleeps.  Perhaps some fuzzy slippers and a nighty now that the corona has completely turned me into a house husband. Fuckin' fuck!
It's called the pineapple!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 31, 2020, 01:12:21 PM
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night. Also so that my nighttime moisturizing cream does it's job without gucking up my hair. I've heard good things about curlers and certain facial masks while one sleeps.

I've read this several times. @KSM32  *sigh*  Yep. We come from different worlds my man.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 31, 2020, 01:14:32 PM
Ditch the manbun. Hard times call for hard measures...................

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He has a look of relief on his face.  Kinda like he had to pee really bad and barely made it to the urinal.  Then the chills set in upon release.  :D

Anyway... THAT is a haircut.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 31, 2020, 01:16:20 PM
First toilet paper, now barley.  Three large grocery stores near me and no barley.  What is life?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 31, 2020, 01:43:42 PM
I've read this several times. @KSM32  *sigh*  Yep. We come from different worlds my man.
@ShayP

My friend,

Well how the 'Ell am I supposed to take that? What are you inferring with that?  That I'm a sissy-girly-boi?

I grew up in the most rugged way a child can grow up, I assure you. I am as manly a man as anyone you will ever meet. I can assure you of That as well. Unfortunately I happen to be what some women refer to as a "pretty boy" AKA a "beautiful man" I am a musician and I've been a long hair all my adult life, just works out that way (Goes well with the Les Paul and the bottles) So couple that with the pretty face.. why wouldn't I want to nurture my natural gifts all while being rugged and Maaannnnnleeeeee.

I can't help it if I'm;

"Built like a brick shithouse"
"Hung like a mule"
"..and damn good to l00k at!" - That's a MEism. I use it.  It works well when I walk into a bar like "Noorrrmmm"

I'm pretty sure I have completely screwed myself with this post so if I drop off the face of the Ell-Earth I'll just be over there taking a belt sander to my undercarriage.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 31, 2020, 01:49:28 PM
@ShayP

My friend,

Well how the 'Ell am I supposed to take that? What are you inferring with that?  That I'm a sissy-girly-boi?

I grew up in the most rugged way a child can grow up, I assure you. I am as manly a man as anyone you will ever meet. I can assure you of That as well. Unfortunately I happen to be what some women refer to as a "pretty boy" AKA a "beautiful man" I am a musician and I've been a long hair all my adult life, just works out that way (Goes well with the Les Paul and the bottles) So couple that with the pretty face.. why wouldn't I want to nurture my natural gifts all while being rugged and Maaannnnnleeeeee.

I can't help it if I'm;

"Built like a brick shithouse"
"Hung like a mule"
"..and damn good to l00k at!" - That's a MEism. I use it.  It works well when I walk into a bar like "Noorrrmmm"

I'm pretty sure I have completely screwed myself with this post so if I drop off the face of the Ell-Earth I'll just be over there taking a belt sander to my undercarriage.

The boys in Ft Worth are going to have fun with you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 31, 2020, 01:56:50 PM
@ShayP

My friend,

Well how the 'Ell am I supposed to take that? What are you inferring with that?  That I'm a sissy-girly-boi?

I grew up in the most rugged way a child can grow up, I assure you. I am as manly a man as anyone you will ever meet. I can assure you of That as well. Unfortunately I happen to be what some women refer to as a "pretty boy" AKA a "beautiful man" I am a musician and I've been a long hair all my adult life, just works out that way (Goes well with the Les Paul and the bottles) So couple that with the pretty face.. why wouldn't I want to nurture my natural gifts all while being rugged and Maaannnnnleeeeee.

I can't help it if I'm;

"Built like a brick shithouse"
"Hung like a mule"
"..and damn good to l00k at!" - That's a MEism. I use it.  It works well when I walk into a bar like "Noorrrmmm"

I'm pretty sure I have completely screwed myself with this post so if I drop off the face of the Ell-Earth I'll just be over there taking a belt sander to my undercarriage.

Now now Man Bun. @KSM32  By "different worlds" I mean no offense.  I just have never had long hair, used a nighttime facial moisturizer, facial masks, and all that jazz.  My body has turned to mashed potatoes over the years.  I haven't shaved in 4 months, or cut my hair (not long yet, I was bald).  I have no libido.  I'm on the precipice of losing the will to live.  My lawn sucks.  I'm shitty at home repairs.  I don't drink craft beers.  On and on and on...

So yeah...different worlds so to speak.  ;)   :D  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 31, 2020, 01:57:42 PM
The boys in Ft Worth are going to have fun with you.
Cute. But naahh   
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 31, 2020, 01:58:06 PM
The boys in Ft Worth are going to have fun with you.

LMAO!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 01:58:46 PM
@ShayP

My friend,

Well how the 'Ell am I supposed to take that? What are you inferring with that?  That I'm a sissy-girly-boi?

I grew up in the most rugged way a child can grow up, I assure you. I am as manly a man as anyone you will ever meet. I can assure you of That as well. Unfortunately I happen to be what some women refer to as a "pretty boy" AKA a "beautiful man" I am a musician and I've been a long hair all my adult life, just works out that way (Goes well with the Les Paul and the bottles) So couple that with the pretty face.. why wouldn't I want to nurture my natural gifts all while being rugged and Maaannnnnleeeeee.

I can't help it if I'm;

"Built like a brick shithouse"
"Hung like a mule"
"..and damn good to l00k at!" - That's a MEism. I use it.  It works well when I walk into a bar like "Noorrrmmm"

I'm pretty sure I have completely screwed myself with this post so if I drop off the face of the Ell-Earth I'll just be over there taking a belt sander to my undercarriage.

I pay people to rub my feet.
I keep my bunghole very clean and don't make skid marks.
I sometimes pop my socks in the drawer to have a hot foot treat.
I keep areas that go in or around a mouth hair free.
I get massages at places that don't offer happy endings.
I enjoy using deep cleansing pore strips.
Alberto Vo5 Hot Oil treatment? YES PLEASE!
I make sure my entire dump is flushed so Bairyn does not have to see a floating turd ( @PolkaDot )
At least once a month I touch the top of my head and breathe a sigh of relief when there are no spots where I feel scalp.
I AM THE BART AND I AM A REAL MAN!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 01:59:14 PM
The boys in Ft Worth are going to have fun with you.

How will he get them off their sisters?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 31, 2020, 01:59:15 PM
Now now Man Bun. @KSM32  By "different worlds" I mean no offense.  I just have never had long hair, used a nighttime facial moisturizer, facial masks, and all that jazz.  My body has turned to mashed potatoes over the years.  I haven't shaved in 4 months, or cut my hair (not long yet, I was bald).  I have no libido.  I'm on the precipice of losing the will to live.  My lawn sucks.  I'm shitty at home repairs.  I don't drink craft beers.  On and on and on...

So yeah...different worlds so to speak.  ;)   :D  ;D

oh   wanna borrow my beltsander?  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 31, 2020, 02:00:42 PM
I pay people to rub my feet.
I keep my bunghole very clean and don't make skid marks.
I sometimes pop my socks in the drawer to have a hot foot treat.
I keep areas that go in or around a mouth hair free.
I get massages at places that don't offer happy endings.
I enjoy using deep cleansing pore strips.
Alberto Vo5 Hot Oil treatment? YES PLEASE!
I make sure my entire dump is flushed so Bairyn does not have to see a floating turd ( @PolkaDot )
At least once a month I touch the top of my head and breathe a sigh of relief when there are no spots where I feel scalp.
I AM THE BART AND I AM A REAL MAN!

HERE  HeEeere
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 02:01:00 PM
I have no libido. 

THAT IS NO WAY TO LIVE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 31, 2020, 02:14:44 PM
oh   wanna borrow my beltsander?  ;D

LOL!!! Sure.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 31, 2020, 02:16:36 PM
THAT IS NO WAY TO LIVE!

I KNOW!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 31, 2020, 02:26:33 PM
How will he get them off their sisters?

This isn’t Arkansas. We have standards. Has to at least be a second cousin.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 31, 2020, 02:34:09 PM
...  I don't drink craft beers...

THAT IS NO WAY TO LIVE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 31, 2020, 02:43:23 PM
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night.

Is the hair tie.....*gulp*....

PINK?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 03:44:52 PM
I pay people to rub my feet.
I keep my bunghole very clean and don't make skid marks.
I sometimes pop my socks in the drawer to have a hot foot treat.
I keep areas that go in or around a mouth hair free.
I get massages at places that don't offer happy endings.
I enjoy using deep cleansing pore strips.
Alberto Vo5 Hot Oil treatment? YES PLEASE!
I make sure my entire dump is flushed so Bairyn does not have to see a floating turd ( @PolkaDot )
At least once a month I touch the top of my head and breathe a sigh of relief when there are no spots where I feel scalp.
I AM THE BART AND I AM A REAL MAN!
Thanks @Bart Ell  ::) My day just wouldn't  have been complete.
-3
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 03:50:30 PM
Now now Man Bun. @KSM32  By "different worlds" I mean no offense.  I just have never had long hair, used a nighttime facial moisturizer, facial masks, and all that jazz.  My body has turned to mashed potatoes over the years.  I haven't shaved in 4 months, or cut my hair (not long yet, I was bald).  I have no libido.  I'm on the precipice of losing the will to live.  My lawn sucks.  I'm shitty at home repairs.  I don't drink craft beers.  On and on and on...

So yeah...different worlds so to speak.  ;)   :D  ;D
@ShayP - Dude SNAP out of it!!!
You gotta drink better beer!  :o
Don't tell TurdBart or HairMetal but chicks dig bald guys- but ya gotta shave the face.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 03:59:38 PM
chicks dig bald guys- but ya gotta shave the face.

Biggest lie ever told on this board... and @ponyboysunset used to post here so that is saying a lot!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 31, 2020, 04:20:16 PM
@ShayP - Dude SNAP out of it!!!
You gotta drink better beer!  :o
Don't tell TurdBart or HairMetal but chicks dig bald guys...

They're all wearing hats
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 06:37:47 PM
Biggest lie ever told on this board... and @ponyboysunset used to post here so that is saying a lot!
Now Bart, we still think you’re pretty. No reason to get sensational.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 06:38:58 PM
They're all wearing hats
TurdBart and HairMetal? Naaa- I have it on good authority they hate hats (and caps).
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 31, 2020, 06:40:07 PM
Now Bart, we still think you’re pretty. No reason to get sensational.

Sensational you say?
I WANT DETAILS AND I WANT THEM NOW!!!

(fake entitlement)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 06:41:53 PM
Sensational you say? ;)
I WANT DETAILS AND I WANT THEM NOW!!!

(fake entitlement)
@anniem - you’re stirring up trouble again!!! Once Bart gets going it’s at least a week’s worth of entertainment.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chimp_Covfefe on March 31, 2020, 07:23:53 PM
Biggest lie ever told on this board... and @ponyboysunset used to post here so that is saying a lot!

@Bart Ell,  who is that?  Must be before my time.  Three words... is it Pony Boys Unset?  I'm confused.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 07:34:16 PM
No reason to get sensational.

I have always been sensational.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 31, 2020, 07:34:36 PM
@anniem - you’re stirring up trouble again!!!

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Once Bart gets going it’s at least a week’s worth of entertainment.

I agree, though sometimes things go longer.  Hee hee hee
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 07:35:52 PM
@Bart Ell,  who is that?  Must be before my time.  Three words... is it Pony Boys Unset?  I'm confused.

A FILTHY SLOPPY ANIMAL THAT I CALLED A CANCER WITHIN 8 DAYS OF THIS SITE BEING BORN!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 31, 2020, 07:43:33 PM
A FILTHY SLOPPY ANIMAL THAT I CALLED A CANCER WITHIN 8 DAYS OF THIS SITE BEING BORN!

Was it the tattoo of the fish with a laser cannon on its head?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 07:44:40 PM
Was it the tattoo of the fish with a laser cannon on its head?

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THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 31, 2020, 07:47:06 PM
THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!

Horror due to the blue fishy or the fact that she rocks a bigger set of pipes than @KSM32?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 07:47:51 PM
Horror due to the blue fish or the fact that she has a bigger set of pipes than @KSM32?

YES!

Also...
TREMENDOUS UPPER BODY STRENGTH!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 31, 2020, 07:49:35 PM
YES!

Also...
TREMENDOUS UPPER BODY STRENGTH!

Detroit Strong!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 31, 2020, 07:56:58 PM
Horror due to the blue fishy or the fact that she rocks a bigger set of pipes than @KSM32?
..oh man I'm trying to get out of this thread for the day :-[  Her pipes are ok but I'm all natural ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 31, 2020, 08:00:06 PM
@ShayP  but ya gotta shave the face.
Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDot
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chimp_Covfefe on March 31, 2020, 08:02:43 PM
Was it the tattoo of the fish with a laser cannon on its head?

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OMG, those red dots.....Monkey Herpies...aaaahhhhhhh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 08:03:16 PM
Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDot

HE HAS TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS LIMPNESS!

That was horrible of me.
I could not resist.
So there it is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 08:03:46 PM
OMG, those red dots.....Monkey Herpies...aaaahhhhhhh

LOOK AWAY, CHIMP, LOOK AWAY!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 08:36:01 PM
Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDot
what the fuck?! I actually just did a spit take! LOL
i think you’re getting ahead of yourself @KSM32. A smart girl knows what she likes - it prevents time wasting. But do TRY and behave yourself.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 08:40:21 PM
HE HAS TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS LIMPNESS!

That was horrible of me.
I could not resist.
So there it is.
Bad Bart!
For some reason saying that was not as satisfying as usual. *shrug*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 01, 2020, 05:32:26 AM
@ShayP - Dude SNAP out of it!!!
You gotta drink better beer!  :o
Don't tell TurdBart or HairMetal but chicks dig bald guys- but ya gotta shave the face.

I'm trying! @PolkaDot  Maybe if I shave my head I'll get back on track?  I'm like the anti-Samson.  ;D  I wanted my beard to grow to a proper length so I could go to a barber to get a nice trim.  However I look like I crawled out from under a bridge.  It's weird having hair because I've shaved or buzzed my head for 20+ years.  A couple more inches in the back and I'll be looking like this guy, but with a longer unkempt beard:

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If I find a GOOD craft beer that tickles my fancy I shall partake.  One of my friends is annoyingly passionate about craft beers and is always getting me to try different ones.  I have yet to taste one that I really like.  A small few were passable but nothing I'd drink on a regular basis, if at all.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 01, 2020, 05:34:03 AM
Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDot

LMAO!!!! ;D 
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Post by: Jayzelady on April 01, 2020, 08:30:25 AM
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Post by: GravitySucks on April 01, 2020, 08:32:09 AM
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Happy March 32nd.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on April 01, 2020, 08:39:27 AM
Happy March 32nd.

😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HopHey on April 01, 2020, 10:50:52 AM
Have a martini.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 01, 2020, 11:01:17 AM
Have a martini.

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Look at the broken windows in the building across the street as the one armed cowboy strolls on by. He can see you, crouch a lil lower 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HopHey on April 01, 2020, 11:09:25 AM
Look at the broken windows in the building across the street as the one armed cowboy strolls on by. He can see you, crouch a lil lower 8)

I loved this whole scene of them walking through downtown Atlanta.  All those zombies staged around the city to look like people doing things.  It was the best part of the episode. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 02, 2020, 04:28:32 PM
I have to work for my wife next week :(   Going from employer to employee :(   Fuck You Covid ya' asshole!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 02, 2020, 06:33:44 PM
I have to work for my wife next week :(   Going from employer to employee :(   Fuck You Covid ya' asshole!

YOU CAN DO IT! YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 02, 2020, 06:34:28 PM
YOU CAN DO IT! YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR!

Will he have to wear a hairnet?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 02, 2020, 09:08:37 PM
Will he have to wear a hairnet?
A hairnet? It's not a kitchen.  I'll be wearing a manly black scrunchie thank you Very much!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 02, 2020, 09:15:46 PM
A hairnet? It's not a kitchen.  I'll be wearing a manly black scrunchie thank you Very much!

What happened to the pink scrunchie?

(just asking)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 03, 2020, 07:52:03 PM
YOU CAN DO IT! YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR!
But I don't wanna be a bear :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 03, 2020, 08:37:16 PM
But I don't wanna be a bear :'(

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 03, 2020, 08:48:03 PM
But I don't wanna be a bear :'(

Wouldn't be so bad.  Just don't do stupid bear shit without a  cup.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 03, 2020, 09:39:16 PM
You guys take my meanderings waaaay too far.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 03, 2020, 09:40:22 PM
You guys take my meanderings waaaay too far.
Dude, that av has GOT to go! yikes! @KSM32
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 03, 2020, 09:43:18 PM
Dude, that av has GOT to go! yikes! @KSM32
Ever had an abscess?  I got punched in the mouth once, and a month later..  good times :)

@PolkaDot Hey! I got about 1/4 gallon of gas on me right out of the pump today! Right on to my best leather jacket and I can't get the smell out!!!  I put some spit on it but it doesn't seem to be working and the more I spit the more light headed I seem to get :o  and the fuuumes..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 03, 2020, 09:49:40 PM
Ever had an abscess?  I got punched in the mouth once, and a month later..  good times :)

@PolkaDot Hey! I got about 1/4 gallon of gas on me right out of the pump today! Right on to my best leather jacket and I can't get the smell out!!!  I put some spit on it but it doesn't seem to be working and the more I spit the more light headed I seem to get :o  and the fuuumes..
You should put your head in the jacket. Zip it all the way up and breath deeply. You'll stop being able to smell eventually.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 03, 2020, 09:55:35 PM
You should put your head in the jacket. Zip it all the way up and breath deeply. You'll stop being able to smell eventually.
If I had even ONE feeling that would've hurt it. But because I DON"T!  +1!!  That was beautiful!  :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on April 03, 2020, 10:20:40 PM
Guys growing up take a lot of rejection from girls, but a some point, later in life, we have the last laugh.

Formula 1 Mogul Bernie Ecclestone, 89, and Wife, 44, Expecting First Child Together, a Son

Bernie Ecclestone's baby boy on the way will join his daughters Petra, 31, Tamara, 35, and Deborah, who turns 65 this year

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 05, 2020, 09:59:42 PM
Imagine if you're a pitchfork company and you land the contract for hell! Looking at some of the artwork it seems like they might go through a lot of pitchforks down there. If I were trying to close the deal I'd offer pitchforks with aluminum handles rather than the classic wooden handle that will surely catch fire in all that extreme heat.

See you in Ell my friends.  8)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 05, 2020, 10:28:30 PM
Imagine if you're a pitchfork company and you land the contract for hell! Looking at some of the artwork it seems like they might go through a lot of pitchforks down there. If I were trying to close the deal I'd offer pitchforks with aluminum handles rather than the classic wooden handle that will surely catch fire in all that extreme heat.

See you in Ell my friends.  8)

That’s the reason that the Honeyhell thermostat is set below 451F.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 06, 2020, 09:18:54 AM
Imagine if you're a pitchfork company and you land the contract for hell! Looking at some of the artwork it seems like they might go through a lot of pitchforks down there. If I were trying to close the deal I'd offer pitchforks with aluminum handles rather than the classic wooden handle that will surely catch fire in all that extreme heat.

See you in Ell my friends.  8)

Hi, Vera!
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Post by: Jayzelady on April 06, 2020, 11:21:46 AM
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Post by: KSM on April 06, 2020, 01:05:25 PM
Hi, Vera!
@Spookcat

She says hello to you!  :)

"Woof'o"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 06, 2020, 06:54:50 PM
Ain't fuckin' around with this covid shit!

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Post by: Bluejay on April 06, 2020, 07:07:11 PM
Ain't fuckin' around with this covid shit!

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Post by: GravitySucks on April 06, 2020, 07:31:54 PM
Ain't fuckin' around with this covid shit!

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You spelled pussy wrong.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 06, 2020, 07:42:26 PM
You spelled pussy wrong.
Not your best work GS, whereas I am always in prime form.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 06, 2020, 08:09:17 PM
Not your best work GS, whereas I am always in prime form.

Where did you find the small size N95?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 06, 2020, 08:26:21 PM
Where did you find the small size N95?
Me thinks the "Rocket scientist" doth protest too much.  ;)  Bothers you that much does it?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 06, 2020, 08:35:51 PM
Me thinks the "Rocket scientist" doth protest too much.  ;)  Bothers you that much does it?

Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast
He wants a rocket ride, he wants a rocket ride
Baby's on his knees, baby wants to please
He wants a rocket ride, he wants a rocket ride
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 06, 2020, 08:41:42 PM
Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast
He wants a rocket ride, he wants a rocket ride
Baby's on his knees, baby wants to please
He wants a rocket ride, he wants a rocket ride
"But When I saw You Comin' Outta' school That day!" - The Simmons

#Creepiest line ever written
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 06, 2020, 08:46:34 PM
"But When I saw You Comin' Outta' school That day!" - The Simmons

#Creepiest line ever written

Ummmm....

Daddy says she’s too young but she’s old enough for me.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 06, 2020, 08:47:33 PM
Ummmm....

Daddy says she’s too young but she’s old enough for me.
Ahh  the case could be made.  :-\  yeah
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 06, 2020, 09:06:54 PM
Ummmm....

Daddy says she’s too young but she’s old enough for me.

spread mayonnaise and kaopectate all over your body
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 07, 2020, 10:39:58 AM
@Covid Penis got a haircut!!!

https://i.imgur.com/PAHXI2Z.mp4
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 07, 2020, 01:05:48 PM
@Covid Penis got a haircut!!!

https://i.imgur.com/PAHXI2Z.mp4
HELL    YEAH!!!   I'm a DeWalt Man! proud of it!

Thank you for that :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on April 07, 2020, 07:33:48 PM
Hey @paladin1991 where you at you lil fruit!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on April 07, 2020, 07:36:06 PM
Hey @paladin1991 where you at you lil fruit!
Shit Neegro.  I'se right here.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on April 07, 2020, 07:41:17 PM
Shit Neegro.  I'se right here.

You so small I dint see ya'  And don't act like we got some shitass rapport cuz we ain't. You a bowl o' fruit.

..The problem with you is that you die in your first answer back.  :-\  oh well..   have fun with yer lil dick at the computer all night for tomorrow you clean the latrine.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on April 07, 2020, 07:44:48 PM
You so small I dint see ya'  And don't act like we got some shitass rapport cuz we ain't. You a bowl o' fruit.

..The problem with you is that you die in your first answer back.  :-\  oh well..   have fun with yer lil dick at the computer all night for tomorrow you clean the latrine.

Tell yo mama Ise got another nickel bag.  That be good for another all night ride.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 08, 2020, 06:34:49 AM
I'm having beef tongue for dinner. Essentially my food will be tasting Me! :o  Mmmm   I'm good!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 08, 2020, 06:40:39 AM
I'm having beef tongue for dinner. Essentially my food will be tasting Me! :o  Mmmm   I'm good!

I go to this fancy restaurant that only uses the tongue.
They cut out the tongue and toss the rest of the cow into the river.
The restaurant is called From The Mouth... Of Decadence!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 08, 2020, 09:41:43 AM
I go to this fancy restaurant that only uses the tongue.
They cut out the tongue and toss the rest of the cow into the river.
The restaurant is called From The Mouth... Of Decadence!

You eat only the tongue while I'm Goin' Hungry
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 08, 2020, 10:16:34 AM
You eat only the tongue while I'm Goin' Hungry

... for my Song
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 08, 2020, 12:48:55 PM
You eat only the tongue while I'm Goin' Hungry
... for my Song
@TigerLily
Oh somethings in the works, trust me.  I came up with some thing at work today that'll have you petitioning Bart to ban my Gorgeous Muscular Perfect Bowling Ball glutes ASS!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 08, 2020, 12:58:13 PM
I am very proud of my wife who actually fired up and used a table saw today to help her crew meet a deadline they were not going to make. She cut shims and even plunged a perfect rectangle in the middle of a piece of flooring!!  Never ever used a saw of any kind before. Neither of my guys would even attempt a four way plunge for the first two months I had them.  :o

Hmm..  and she didn't even break a nail. Came home bragging and now she's at the gym. Fuckin' Superwoman!

Starting to wonder if I'm good enough for her  :-\

Remain obedient.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 08, 2020, 01:03:38 PM
Remain obedient.
SHE'S NOT OBEDIENT AT ALL!  what should I do?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 08, 2020, 03:42:47 PM
@TigerLily
Oh somethings in the works, trust me.  I came up with some thing at work today that'll have you petitioning Bart to ban my Gorgeous Muscular Perfect Bowling Ball glutes ASS!

Intriguing ... BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY FOR MY SONG!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 08, 2020, 03:57:36 PM
Intriguing ... BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY FOR MY SONG!

I will get to it after I take a nap on my birthday death bed.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 08, 2020, 05:51:45 PM
SHE'S NOT OBEDIENT AT ALL!  what should I do?

Buy her diamonds.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 08, 2020, 06:23:00 PM
Buy her diamonds.

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Again with the diamonds?

As I said before I've bought her a lot of very nice jewelry over the years and she wears things for a while (maybe a year) and then these pricey items wind up in the drawer of sadness as they all cry and console each other wondering "why doesn't she wear us anymore :'( :'( :'("
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 08, 2020, 06:59:35 PM
Again with the diamonds?

As I said before I've bought her a lot of very nice jewelry over the years and she wears things for a while (maybe a year) and then these pricey items wind up in the drawer of sadness as they all cry and console each other wondering "why doesn't she wear us anymore :'( :'( :'("

Yes! I remember! I remembered before I posted my great idea!  And then I posted it anyway!!!  MADNESS, I TELL YOU, PURE MADNESS!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 08, 2020, 07:34:59 PM
SHE'S NOT OBEDIENT AT ALL!  what should I do?

Handcuffs and Viagra.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 08, 2020, 08:48:04 PM
Handcuffs and Viagra.
I need neither. And that's disgusting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 08, 2020, 09:06:55 PM
I need neither. And that's disgusting.
+1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 08, 2020, 09:28:36 PM
I need neither. And that's disgusting.

Um...you needing neither is disgusting or Handcuffs and Viagra are disgusting?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 08, 2020, 09:44:36 PM
Um...you needing neither is disgusting or Handcuffs and Viagra are disgusting?
I think you're right.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 09, 2020, 04:10:58 PM
@GravitySucks
You get a bag and board yet?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 09, 2020, 04:24:06 PM
@GravitySucks
You get a bag and board yet?

Not yet. Amazon didn’t have any that looked decent without paying a ton of shipping. I’m not going to go to a sporting goods store right now.  Academy.com might be an option but not sure where I would hang it here.  Still need to think about it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 09, 2020, 04:32:16 PM
Not yet. Amazon didn’t have any that looked decent without paying a ton of shipping. I’m not going to go to a sporting goods store right now.  Academy.com might be an option but not sure where I would hang it here.  Still need to think about it.

Damn :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 09, 2020, 04:48:25 PM
Damn :(

@KSM32 have you ever tried one of the ones that hang on a door?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 09, 2020, 05:27:00 PM
@KSM32 have you ever tried one of the ones that hang on a door?
This is my main bliss. Built it - freestanding unit.
Right down to the coffee cup, notepad, and pen :)  #Branding

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 09, 2020, 05:43:15 PM
I just ordered the doorway one.

I’ll be ready if @Jedimiller threatens to meet me at the purple church.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 09, 2020, 06:20:53 PM
Not yet. Amazon didn’t have any that looked decent without paying a ton of shipping. I’m not going to go to a sporting goods store right now.  Academy.com might be an option but not sure where I would hang it here.  Still need to think about it.

A lot of shipping has been stopped. Mr. ordered something weeks ago that estimates it'll ship in May-June.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 09, 2020, 06:27:59 PM
A lot of shipping has been stopped. Mr. ordered something weeks ago that estimates it'll ship in May-June.

I’ll keep an eye on it. I don’t think it is shipping from an Amazon warehouse. It’s free shipping but not Prime. 

I am using this as a rehabilitation tool so I don’t feel guilty about having it shipped. It’s not like ordering a handicorn.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 09, 2020, 07:11:43 PM
A lot of shipping has been stopped. Mr. ordered something weeks ago that estimates it'll ship in May-June.

Inconsistent. Something I ordered was due on Monday arrived yesterday.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 10, 2020, 02:16:22 PM
A workout/exorcise thread here would go over like lockjaw at a cocksuckers convention.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 10, 2020, 05:37:46 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 05:44:09 PM
I'm beginning to hate almost everything.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 05:50:11 PM
Why am I smelling chocolate cake? There is none here and my widows are closed, so I couldn't smell it if the neighbors were baking one...which is unlikely.  What gives?  Am I having a stroke? Smelling things that are nowhere near me is concerning.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 10, 2020, 05:55:29 PM
my widows are closed

OH MY!
Do tell!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 10, 2020, 05:55:59 PM
Why am I smelling chocolate cake? There is none here and my widows are closed, so I couldn't smell it if the neighbors were baking one...which is unlikely.  What gives?  Am I having a stroke? Smelling things that are nowhere near me is concerning.

Maybe a brain tumor. Oh wait. That’s burning chicken feathers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 10, 2020, 06:03:45 PM
Why am I smelling chocolate cake? There is none here and my widows are closed, so I couldn't smell it if the neighbors were baking one...which is unlikely.  What gives?  Am I having a stroke? Smelling things that are nowhere near me is concerning.


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Whoops.  Wrong sympton:
A new study describes a coronavirus patient's 'sudden and complete' loss of smell
https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-sudden-complete-loss-of-smell-covid-19-symptom-2020-4
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 10, 2020, 06:40:43 PM
I'm beginning to hate almost everything.
@ShayP If you like, I can help you with that.

I want you to start a thread containing a list of things you do not yet "hate" let us remember now that HATE is an extremely strong word and once applied to someone or some-thing it becomes a face that is not so easy to clean. On the other hand we have Love..  another extremely powerful word that once said to someone becomes almost a level of status. For example: It's ok if I shit on hood of Shay's car because he Loves me..  So let's get real here.

Put some serious thought into it and I look forward to your thread. I will see that it thrives but I also submit to you that after giving all things the thought and consideration that they deserve, you will find that you do not actually Hate these things but instead are perhaps bored or feel let down by them so you may only be angry. Not hateful.

I always told my daughter growing up that "Love" is for people and animals - not chocolate cake for instance.

Now let's shit on your car :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
Maybe a brain tumor. Oh wait. That’s burning chicken feathers.

Eeeww.  I'm leaning towards a minor stroke.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 06:48:25 PM
OH MY!
Do tell!

My blinds are closed as well.  I don't want people to see me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 06:49:42 PM

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Whoops.  Wrong sympton:
A new study describes a coronavirus patient's 'sudden and complete' loss of smell
https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-sudden-complete-loss-of-smell-covid-19-symptom-2020-4

My olfactory senses are at high alert.  I can smell everything
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 06:54:20 PM
@ShayP If you like, I can help you with that.

I want you to start a thread containing a list of things you do not yet "hate" let us remember now that HATE is an extremely strong word and once applied to someone or some-thing it becomes a face that is not so easy to clean. On the other hand we have Love..  another extremely powerful word that once said to someone becomes almost a level of status. For example: It's ok if I shit on hood of Shay's car because he Loves me..  So let's get real here.

Put some serious thought into it and I look forward to your thread. I will see that it thrives but I also submit to you that after giving all things the thought and consideration that they deserve, you will find that you do not actually Hate these things but instead are perhaps bored or feel let down by them so you may only be angry. Not hateful.

I always told my daughter growing up that "Love" is for people and animals - not chocolate cake for instance.

Now let's shit on your car :)

I hate your post.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 10, 2020, 07:03:16 PM
I hate your post.
Women "Love" my post.  See, it all comes out in the wash.  Now let's wash that car :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on April 10, 2020, 07:07:54 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 07:07:55 PM
Women "Love" my post.  See, it all comes out in the wash.  Now let's wash that car :)

Wait a minute.  It just soaked in that in the previous post you said you have a daughter?  Huh.  Wasn't aware you had kids.

Anyway, I hate washing cars.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 07:15:58 PM
Seriously.  I smell chocolate cake as if it were in my oven at this moment.  I even checked my shoes to see if by chance I may have stepped in some cake but there is no trace.  Not even dog poo (not to be confused with cake).  Nonetheless, this is maddening.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 10, 2020, 07:17:06 PM
Eeeww.  I'm leaning towards a minor stroke.

I thought that was burnt toast
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 10, 2020, 07:20:36 PM
Seriously.  I smell chocolate cake as if it were in my oven at this moment.  I even checked my shoes to see if by chance I may have stepped in some cake but there is no trace.  Not even dog poo (not to be confused with cake).  Nonetheless, this is maddening.

Bend over and hang your head down for a few seconds. If it starts to smell more like acid you have a sinus infection.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 07:21:19 PM
I thought that was burnt toast

Burnt toast with Nutella?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 10, 2020, 07:21:30 PM
Wait a minute.  It just soaked in that in the previous post you said you have a daughter?  Huh.  Wasn't aware you had kids.

Anyway, I hate washing cars.
It's Friday. Have some drinks and blast some Tesla!



I going back to work on my custom made fence panel shed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 07:21:47 PM
Bend over and hang your head down for a few seconds. If it starts to smell more like acid you have a sinus infection.

I will do that now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 07:27:58 PM
Bend over and hang your head down for a few seconds. If it starts to smell more like acid you have a sinus infection.

I did it.  No acid smell.  Nothing really.  I'm accustomed to sinus infections.  I get them frequently.  They alter my senses but never made a certain phantom odor linger.  Plus I feel great.  Well, except for the cake smell and my brewing hatred.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 10, 2020, 07:30:18 PM
It's Friday. Have some drinks and blast some Tesla!

I going back to work on my custom made fence panel shed.

Nah.  I think I'll just lay in bed and stare at the ceiling until I fall asleep.  Not in a Tesla mood, or drinking for that matter, but thank you for the suggestion.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 10, 2020, 07:39:12 PM
I did it.  No acid smell.  Nothing really.  I'm accustomed to sinus infections.  I get them frequently.  They alter my senses but never made a certain phantom odor linger.  Plus I feel great.  Well, except for the cake smell and my brewing hatred.

I found this

Very warm (too warm)plastic fittings can smell alot like chocolate, or rather a sweet sickly smell (we had a problem like this with one of our double sockets). Check out all the sockets, light switches etc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 10, 2020, 08:04:17 PM
Nah.  I think I'll just lay in bed and stare at the ceiling until I fall asleep.  Not in a Tesla mood, or drinking for that matter, but thank you for the suggestion.  :)
@ShayP
Put on some Dietrich and let it play as you drift off and sleep.  It is not the most restful night but I think you learn alot in your REM sleep phase.
Latest episode is just about the right length at a tad over 9 hours.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 10, 2020, 10:50:08 PM
I'm beginning to hate almost everything.
:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on April 11, 2020, 12:07:06 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 11, 2020, 03:29:10 AM
I found this

Very warm (too warm)plastic fittings can smell alot like chocolate, or rather a sweet sickly smell (we had a problem like this with one of our double sockets). Check out all the sockets, light switches etc.

Thank you for this! @anniem   :)  That never would've occurred to me.  I will check all of them now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 11, 2020, 11:57:12 AM
Yesterday, I was on a 4-party Skype call with the family in Japan...

On screen, a successful author/gaming website owner, an international corporate attorney, a member of a founding family of Nissan, a landmark-ruling high court judge (similar to the Supreme Court).  Two 5-story houses and a mansion among them.

I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished. 

Argh.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 11, 2020, 02:10:01 PM
Yesterday, I was on a 4-party Skype call with the family in Japan...

On screen, a successful author/gaming website owner, an international corporate attorney, a member of a founding family of Nissan, a landmark-ruling high court judge (similar to the Supreme Court).  Two 5-story houses and a mansion among them.

I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished. 

Argh.

Perhaps you should rethink how you measure accomplishment.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 11, 2020, 02:17:25 PM
Perhaps you should rethink how you measure accomplishment.

It was an attempted 3 storey humble brag.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 11, 2020, 02:18:25 PM
Yesterday, I was on a 4-party Skype call with the family in Japan...


I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished. 

Think of the lagoon as your pool ;) 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 11, 2020, 02:19:53 PM
Think of the lagoon as your pool ;)
maybe there's leaches. upside?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 11, 2020, 02:32:05 PM
Yesterday, I was on a 4-party Skype call with the family in Japan...

On screen, a successful author/gaming website owner, an international corporate attorney, a member of a founding family of Nissan, a landmark-ruling high court judge (similar to the Supreme Court).  Two 5-story houses and a mansion among them.

I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished. 

Argh.

I’m in a one bedroom apartment surrounded by a small town that has essentially shut down. And my artistic creativity has run dry :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 11, 2020, 03:06:52 PM
Yesterday, I was on a 4-party Skype call with the family in Japan...

On screen, a successful author/gaming website owner, an international corporate attorney, a member of a founding family of Nissan, a landmark-ruling high court judge (similar to the Supreme Court).  Two 5-story houses and a mansion among them.

I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished. 

Argh.

Boo hoo. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 11, 2020, 03:13:13 PM
It was an attempted 3 storey humble brag.
He's including the basement as the 1st.


Boo hoo. 
You still in a poopy mood?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 11, 2020, 03:24:07 PM
@anniem  Thanks again for the tip.  Turns out I did have a problem.  There was a nightlight that was plugged in one of the outlets in the room I spend most of my time in.  I've had it on for years.  Heck, I haven't changed the bulb in at least 5 years.  It was slowly burning out and causing a streak of soot on the wall.  Never noticed it.  The outlet was warm too and had some heat damage, so I went to Home Depot and bought what I needed to replace it. 

New outlet...no more night light.  I think I'm good to go.  :)

CHEERS TO YOU!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 11, 2020, 03:26:51 PM
You still in a poopy mood?

@KSM32   Not as bad as yesterday.  My cup of rage runneth over.  Still 'agro' but centered.  I'll put it all away until next time.  I'm good.  It never goes away for good though.  Until next time...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 11, 2020, 03:35:24 PM
@anniem  Thanks again for the tip.  Turns out I did have a problem.  There was a nightlight that was plugged in one of the outlets in the room I spend most of my time in.  I've had it on for years.  Heck, I haven't changed the bulb in at least 5 years.  It was slowly burning out and causing a streak of soot on the wall.  Never noticed it.  The outlet was warm too and had some heat damage, so I went to Home Depot and bought what I needed to replace it. 

New outlet...no more night light.  I think I'm good to go.  :)

CHEERS TO YOU!

Goodness gracious! Glad you found it.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 11, 2020, 03:41:04 PM
@anniem  Thanks again for the tip.  Turns out I did have a problem.  There was a nightlight that was plugged in one of the outlets in the room I spend most of my time in.  I've had it on for years.  Heck, I haven't changed the bulb in at least 5 years.  It was slowly burning out and causing a streak of soot on the wall.  Never noticed it.  The outlet was warm too and had some heat damage, so I went to Home Depot and bought what I needed to replace it. 

New outlet...no more night light.  I think I'm good to go.  :)

CHEERS TO YOU!

I meant to finish my thoughts. Bend over and smell the outlets.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 11, 2020, 03:42:11 PM
I meant to finish my thoughts. Bend over and smell the outlets.

I'm gonna kick your ass.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 11, 2020, 04:04:01 PM
@KSM32   Not as bad as yesterday.  My cup of rage runneth over.  Still 'agro' but centered.  I'll put it all away until next time.  I'm good.  It never goes away for good though.  Until next time...
@ShayP Maybe this will help.

As my wife was showering upstairs this morning suddenly water started coming out of the main floor bathroom doorway just pouring out from the top trim that surrounds the door. By the time I caught it I'd say it looked to be about three cups of water had came through. Well, this is a nasty can of evil plumbing worms that may now be open. I am not a plumber by any stretch of the imagination and because it's Easter weekend we can't get one in. I have done what I can and when all the silicone and sticky shit I got all over the place dries I'll turn on the water and see what happens. She hasn't even seen the mess I've made in her beautiful tub and around the faucet and everything else. There is no winning here - just degrees of losing.  I could end up with a mold issue, drywall rot - who fucking knows ::)

To make matters worse I did legs before tackling the water issue and I have sprained my right ASS CHEEK!! THE WHOLE WORLD IS AN ANUS AND I CAN'T CAULK IT!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 11, 2020, 04:41:32 PM
@ShayP Maybe this will help.

As my wife was showering upstairs this morning suddenly water started coming out of the main floor bathroom doorway just pouring out from the top trim that surrounds the door. By the time I caught it I'd say it looked to be about three cups of water had came through. Well, this is a nasty can of evil plumbing worms that may now be open. I am not a plumber by any stretch of the imagination and because it's Easter weekend we can't get one in. I have done what I can and when all the silicone and sticky shit I got all over the place dries I'll turn on the water and see what happens. She hasn't even seen the mess I've made in her beautiful tub and around the faucet and everything else. There is no winning here - just degrees of losing.  I could end up with a mold issue, drywall rot - who fucking knows ::)

To make matters worse I did legs before tackling the water issue and I have sprained my right ASS CHEEK!! THE WHOLE WORLD IS AN ANUS AND I CAN'T CAULK IT!!!

I don’t believe you. Pictures of your wife in the shower, or it didn’t happen.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 11, 2020, 04:51:49 PM
@ShayP Maybe this will help.
To make matters worse I did legs before tackling the water issue and I have sprained my right ASS CHEEK!! THE WHOLE WORLD IS AN ANUS AND I CAN'T CAULK IT!!!

This tickles me to no end. And by all means try the caulk.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 11, 2020, 04:52:23 PM
I don’t believe you. Pictures of your wife in the shower, or it didn’t happen.
Perv!  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 11, 2020, 05:10:56 PM
…  I sat here in a 3-story...

Crawl space, main floor, attic?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 11, 2020, 05:20:54 PM
Perv!  ::)

“Trust but verify.”  Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on April 11, 2020, 05:39:33 PM
Yesterday, I was on a 4-party Skype call with the family in Japan...

On screen, a successful author/gaming website owner, an international corporate attorney, a member of a founding family of Nissan, a landmark-ruling high court judge (similar to the Supreme Court).  Two 5-story houses and a mansion among them.

I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished. 

Argh.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on April 11, 2020, 05:42:47 PM
Think of the lagoon as your pool ;)
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 12, 2020, 10:16:25 PM
Perhaps you should rethink how you measure accomplishment.

Tons of fun and not enough putting up with a little shit.  If I only applied myself...

Argh.

Kids are expensive.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 14, 2020, 10:22:28 PM
@Walks_At_Night

You might like this one.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 14, 2020, 10:51:12 PM
  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  No! I'm not an opioid-abusing crossdresser!

...but there is some freaky porn that I may have watched...

😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 15, 2020, 12:41:44 PM
https://twitter.com/ameliahammy/status/1250450746795008002
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 15, 2020, 01:39:23 PM
https://twitter.com/ameliahammy/status/1250450746795008002

I just assume that means the cream is 30% more rich compared to what they had before.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 15, 2020, 01:48:50 PM
I just assume that means the cream is 30% more rich compared to what they had before.

So would it roughly be three quarters & one quarter vs half & half?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 16, 2020, 12:53:41 PM
This woman's shoulder mobility is amazing! It's almost uncomfortable to watch but I'm mesmerized.

https://it-it.facebook.com/aloclothing/videos/391362868134707/ (https://it-it.facebook.com/aloclothing/videos/391362868134707/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 16, 2020, 01:32:40 PM
So would it roughly be three quarters & one quarter vs half & half?

4!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 16, 2020, 01:42:09 PM
This woman's shoulder mobility is amazing! It's almost uncomfortable to watch but I'm mesmerized.

https://it-it.facebook.com/aloclothing/videos/391362868134707/ (https://it-it.facebook.com/aloclothing/videos/391362868134707/)

I love the one that popped up after it!

https://www.facebook.com/MissAmandaCerny/videos/1704908579646622/ (https://www.facebook.com/MissAmandaCerny/videos/1704908579646622/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 16, 2020, 02:41:36 PM
Groundhog is asshole!

https://imgur.com/gallery/UHm4pRV
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 16, 2020, 02:43:35 PM
Groundhog is asshole!

https://imgur.com/gallery/UHm4pRV

Funny!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 16, 2020, 02:55:27 PM
Groundhog is asshole!

https://imgur.com/gallery/UHm4pRV

Are those a bunch of Coors cans and Star Wars toys in the background?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 16, 2020, 06:37:44 PM
Einstein still kicking ass
https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/16/world/star-black-hole-dance-einstein-relativity-scn/index.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 16, 2020, 06:41:23 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 17, 2020, 04:13:25 AM
Hey @KSM32

https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1251072614228992000
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 17, 2020, 07:18:36 AM
Hey @KSM32

https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1251072614228992000

Ahh  the new line of made in china Covid guitars have finally hit the market.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 17, 2020, 07:24:05 AM
Ahh  the new line of made in china Covid guitars have finally hit the market.

You should see her little sister work the speedbag.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 17, 2020, 07:50:07 AM
Hey @KSM32

https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1251072614228992000

Weak vibrato.
I bet she bends like a little girl, too.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 17, 2020, 09:50:08 AM
Weak vibrato.
I bet she bends like a little girl, too.
Honestly. I didn't even listen.

@GravitySucks it's speed bag. Two, 2, words ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 17, 2020, 09:52:40 AM
Honestly. I didn't even listen.

@GravitySucks it's speed bag. Two, 2, words ;)

Notifyouarefast
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 17, 2020, 09:55:50 AM
Notifyouarefast

>Edited Post<
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on April 17, 2020, 10:32:13 AM
Hey @KSM32

https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1251072614228992000
Dammit.  The Asians are so fucking smart.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 17, 2020, 11:19:20 AM
Weak vibrato.
I bet she bends like a little girl, too.

One compound word:  Humbuckers.

Dammit.  The Asians are so fucking smart maniacally-driven.
FIFY
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on April 17, 2020, 02:36:17 PM
https://twitter.com/SensitivityFree/status/1251256562200358912
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 17, 2020, 03:24:34 PM
Bellgab is down.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 17, 2020, 03:27:03 PM
Bellgab is down.

Does the Doc have the D.T.'s yet?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 17, 2020, 03:36:02 PM
Does the Doc have the D.T.'s yet?

Honestly wouldn't know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 17, 2020, 03:48:37 PM
Honestly wouldn't know.

Well he can't be handling it well.  I think the Doc might have been the first one banned here.  Perhaps @Bart Ell will take pity and lift it before the guy dies.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 17, 2020, 03:57:09 PM
Perhaps @Bart Ell will take pity

There is a better chance that you will leave your wife and get Red Heat pregnant.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 17, 2020, 03:59:34 PM
There is a better chance that you will leave your wife and get Red Heat pregnant.

That would make one hell of a
Red
Heat
Update
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 17, 2020, 04:11:42 PM
There is a better chance that you will leave your wife and get Red Heat pregnant.

Ha!  Well I guess the Doc's is doomed then.  So let it be written.  So let it be done.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 17, 2020, 04:44:42 PM
Bellgab is down.

Has it been 10 years already?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on April 17, 2020, 05:30:05 PM
Bellgab is down.

This page is currently unavailable  ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on April 17, 2020, 05:32:26 PM
Ha!  Well I guess the Doc's is doomed then.  So let it be written.  So let it be done.

And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your noes
They eat the jelly between your toes
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 17, 2020, 05:36:11 PM
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your noes
They eat the jelly between your toes


I liked your chubby man version of The Hearse Song.

Have another

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on April 17, 2020, 05:36:57 PM
https://twitter.com/SensitivityFree/status/1251256562200358912

@Chimp Covfefe was your significant other cheating on you?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on April 17, 2020, 05:47:11 PM
I liked your chubby man version of The Hearse Song.

Have another



My chubby man was trying to help @juan  :)
@GravitySucks is going to "like" these pretty ladies.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on April 18, 2020, 08:09:41 AM
There is a better chance that you will leave your wife and get Red Heat pregnant.

Challenge Accepted.  Red Heeeeeeat, I've got something for you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on April 18, 2020, 08:10:44 AM
Ha!  Well I guess the Doc's is doomed then.  So let it be written.  So let it be done.
The Dickdr must be rolling on the floor, frothing at the mouth screaming, "Vara!  Vara!  Globalist Vara!"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on April 18, 2020, 08:39:48 AM
I liked your chubby man version of The Hearse Song.

Have another



Mmmm.  Daddy likes.  where can I acquire two of these?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 18, 2020, 11:51:52 AM
Woke up with the "I got no strings" song from Pinocchio stuck in my head.  Still stuck in there playing on a rather disturbing loop. See you in 'Ell my friend >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 18, 2020, 12:01:40 PM
Woke up with the "I got no strings" song from Pinocchio stuck in my head.  Still stuck in there playing on a rather disturbing loop. See you in 'Ell my friend >:(

Not Motorhead? You are destroying your rep
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 18, 2020, 12:51:46 PM
Woke up with the "I got no strings" song from Pinocchio stuck in my head.  Still stuck in there playing on a rather disturbing loop.

LOL! @KSM32  That happens to me quite often.  As soon as I wake up some random, usually silly or obscure, song appears.  Yesterday I had "The Hokey Pokey" in my head.  About a week ago it was "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" in my head as well.

Although these aren't silly songs, I did go through a phase where MacArthur Park by Richard Harris and Cemetery Gates by Pantera would alternate throughout the day.  I'm not kidding.  I thought I was going insane.  My mind's subconscious playlist is on 'random.'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 18, 2020, 01:11:46 PM
This is proof that cats have infiltrated humanity...

https://gizmodo.com/samsung-redesigned-its-tv-boxes-to-be-easily-converted-1842918344/amp
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on April 18, 2020, 05:00:33 PM
LOL! @KSM32  That happens to me quite often.  As soon as I wake up some random, usually silly or obscure, song appears.  Yesterday I had "The Hokey Pokey" in my head.  About a week ago it was "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" in my head as well.

Although these aren't silly songs, I did go through a phase where MacArthur Park by Richard Harris and Cemetery Gates by Pantera would alternate throughout the day.  I'm not kidding.  I thought I was going insane.  My mind's subconscious playlist is on 'random.'

At least it’s not “It’s A Small World After All...”
My worst ear worm song EVER. 😜
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 18, 2020, 06:22:38 PM
At least it’s not “It’s A Small World After All...”
My worst ear worm song EVER. 😜
LOL  I've had that one. Every once in a while since I was six and I saw that small world contraption in person.  Even then I knew there was a globalist agenda.

LOL! @KSM32  That happens to me quite often.  As soon as I wake up some random, usually silly or obscure, song appears.  Yesterday I had "The Hokey Pokey" in my head.  About a week ago it was "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" in my head as well.

Although these aren't silly songs, I did go through a phase where MacArthur Park by Richard Harris and Cemetery Gates by Pantera would alternate throughout the day.  I'm not kidding.  I thought I was going insane.  My mind's subconscious playlist is on 'random.'
LMAO  @ShayP   that's a doozie!!!  Hokey pokey too?  You have a very weird carnival going on in your head.

Try this - Sing it out loud:

"Out, Out, flounder and trout. Theeese are the fish I can do without! Come-on, make Salmon for me, come on - one fish out of three!" *REPEAT*


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2020, 06:49:16 PM
Chicago Cubs are still undefeated.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 18, 2020, 07:01:38 PM
Chicago Cubs are still undefeated.
Me thinks the Covid would disagree with that and given the circumstances me also thinks Covid may have a point. Nice try though 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 19, 2020, 01:38:00 AM
Chicago Cubs are still undefeated.

Somewhere ahead lurks a Steve Bartman
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 19, 2020, 05:19:19 AM
At least it’s not “It’s A Small World After All...”
My worst ear worm song EVER. 😜

@Jayzelady As soon as I read this I thought to myself "Please. No." I had to fight the urge. I am very susceptible to ear worms, and that one is highly contagious. ;D ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 19, 2020, 05:28:40 AM
LOL  I've had that one. Every once in a while since I was six and I saw that small world contraption in person.  Even then I knew there was a globalist agenda.
LMAO  @ShayP   that's a doozie!!!  Hokey pokey too?  You have a very weird carnival going on in your head.

Try this - Sing it out loud:

"Out, Out, flounder and trout. Theeese are the fish I can do without! Come-on, make Salmon for me, come on - one fish out of three!" *REPEAT*

@KSM32  Yep.  Hokey Pokey too.  That's what it's all about.  :D 

Oh, and thanks for putting Tears for Fears in my head.  >:(

 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 19, 2020, 11:19:49 AM
Big long black hair in my scrambled eggs this morning.  MMmmm  I'm good! ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 19, 2020, 11:47:18 AM
Big long black hair in my scrambled eggs this morning.  MMmmm  I'm good! ::)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 19, 2020, 12:43:45 PM
Big long black hair in my scrambled eggs this morning.  MMmmm  I'm good! ::)

Pube?
Disgusting.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 20, 2020, 12:49:06 PM
I miss my reformer.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 20, 2020, 12:50:19 PM
I miss my reformer.
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So does your husband.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on April 20, 2020, 01:08:00 PM
Do you know a “Karen”? 
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 22, 2020, 01:48:06 PM
When you really think about the line I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANY MAN it loses some of the shine.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 22, 2020, 03:46:38 PM
Fudge Brownie M&Ms exist.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 22, 2020, 03:48:23 PM
Fudge Brownie M&Ms exist.

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Ou man.  Might have to try those.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 22, 2020, 04:14:39 PM
Ou man.  Might have to try those.

The inside definitely has the taste and thick texture of brownie batter. The candy shell makes it a bit gritty. Tastes good and rich to me though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 22, 2020, 08:29:20 PM
Fudge Brownie M&Ms exist.

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PURE EVIL. PURE YUMMY EEeeeevillll.

Sugar ages you faster too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 22, 2020, 08:32:18 PM
Do you know a “Karen”? 
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@Bluejay

Do you know any Helen's?


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 22, 2020, 08:35:33 PM
PURE EVIL. PURE YUMMY EEeeeevillll.

Sugar ages you faster too.

Are you saying the brown m&m used to be the green one?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 22, 2020, 08:41:43 PM
Are you saying the brown m&m used to be the green one?
Darling I haven't thought it through that much. I'm not even sure I understand the question. I just eat the shit and feel guilty. Why are you making me examine my relationship with M&Ms?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 22, 2020, 08:50:00 PM
Darling I haven't thought it through that much. I'm not even sure I understand the question. I just eat the shit and feel guilty. Why are you making me examine my relationship with M&Ms?

I was giving you an out for those who would interpret it as you saying I age by eating such things. :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 22, 2020, 08:59:56 PM
I was giving you an out for those who would interpret it as you saying I age by eating such things. :D
Well for the record I think you look fantastic under that mask.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on April 22, 2020, 11:46:35 PM
I wonder what I was looking at to make this ad appear?  When I clicked on it (in support for Hope For Paws) a Turkish cook was standing by one of those things with a carving knife in his hand.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 23, 2020, 01:12:41 PM
My scrolling wheel on my mouse no longer scrolls up. Only down.

It is a real downer.


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 23, 2020, 01:32:43 PM
My scrolling wheel on my mouse no longer scrolls up. Only down.

It is a real downer.


 ;D ;D ;D

Those things collect a lot of lint and gunk over time.  You might be able to take it apart and clean it with a q-tip to bet it working again.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 23, 2020, 03:04:04 PM
Those things collect a lot of lint and gunk over time.  You might be able to take it apart and clean it with a q-tip to bet it working again.

Thank you. It has been apart lots and lots. Each time I drop it which is at least once a day, it comes completely apart and now and then I notice the dusty stuff and clean it out. Likely the daily dropping is what has caused the issue with the mouse to mouse properly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 23, 2020, 03:21:07 PM


https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1253448381705445376 (https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1253448381705445376)
Title: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 23, 2020, 03:30:58 PM
Seraphim deleted her Youtube Channel yet *again*.    She treats us faithful with such disdain.  I am about to give up forever.              :'(

Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Spookcat on April 23, 2020, 03:33:10 PM
Seraphim deleted her Youtube Channel yet *again*.    She treats us faithful with such disdain.  I am about to give up forever.              :'(



You poor thing...  :'(
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 23, 2020, 03:41:22 PM
You poor thing...  :'(

It is awful.  Will she ever find a steady gig again?  Will she ever find a man?   Will the roof get fixed?  What about the slime in the pool?  Barring house repairs, will she ever move out of her Mother's house?

Enquiring minds want to know, but one can only handle so many ups and downs.

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Post by: Bart Ell on April 23, 2020, 03:44:32 PM
It is awful.  Will she ever find a steady gig again?  Will she ever find a man?   Will the roof get fixed?  What about the slime in the pool?  Barring house repairs, will she ever move out of her Mother's house?

Enquiring minds want to know, but one can only handle so many ups and downs.

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We all know that the mental illness that makes people shut things down also makes them bring them back.
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 23, 2020, 03:55:25 PM
We all know that the mental illness that makes people shut things down also makes them bring them back.

Aye, indeed.  It is also hard on us mentally ill that are caught in the oscillations and desire a steady stream of deranged content.
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Bart Ell on April 23, 2020, 03:57:40 PM
Aye, indeed.  It is also hard on us mentally ill that are caught in the oscillations and desire a steady stream of deranged content.

It seems the true answer is to bring back the insane asylums.

Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Pizzapunch on April 23, 2020, 04:06:17 PM
Seraphim deleted her Youtube Channel yet *again*.    She treats us faithful with such disdain.  I am about to give up forever.              :'(


I haven't been following too closely but heard something about her grifting a dying woman out of her last dollar or some such.  Are my wires crossed or did that happen.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 23, 2020, 04:09:46 PM
The Heater of Memphis.
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 23, 2020, 04:16:00 PM
I haven't been following too closely but heard something about her grifting a dying woman out of her last dollar or some such.  Are my wires crossed or did that happen.

This was rumored and that the aforementioned benefactor had passed away. Happily, this individual got back alive somehow and showed up in the chat on Groyper's Sunday show.  All things are both possible and impossible in this weird little universe we find ourselves in.
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 23, 2020, 04:18:19 PM
It seems the true answer is to bring back the insane asylums.

I could say something really despicable here.   You have opened the door beautifully Bart - I'm just not enough of a bastard to take advantage.
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Bart Ell on April 23, 2020, 04:20:03 PM
I could say something really despicable here.   You have opened the door beautifully Bart - I'm just not enough of a bastard to take advantage.

Morg! would be ashamed of your wimpitude.
ASHAMED!

Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 23, 2020, 04:29:10 PM
Morg! would be ashamed of your wimpitude.
ASHAMED!

It is a fair point.   Ok.
Forgive me Azzerae, Metron and Toots - totally uncalled for.

Bart Ell ====> "It seems the true answer is to bring back the insane asylums."
WAN ======> "Or banishment to  Azzgab (http://www.azzgab.world/)
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Spookcat on April 23, 2020, 04:43:06 PM
I haven't been following too closely but heard something about her grifting a dying woman out of her last dollar or some such.  Are my wires crossed or did that happen.

The woman sent a large sum of money to Senda and "Seraphim" probably out of pity. There's been debates as to whether the money was a gift or a loan.
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Bart Ell on April 23, 2020, 04:44:50 PM
There's been debates as to whether the money was a gift or a loan.

Debates?
You mean like a slow adult fight about who's on first?
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: PolkaDot on April 23, 2020, 04:47:21 PM
This was rumored and that the aforementioned benefactor had passed away. Happily, this individual got back alive somehow and showed up in the chat on Groyper's Sunday show.  All things are both possible and impossible in this weird little universe we find ourselves in.
Wow, you’re in deep.
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Bart Ell on April 23, 2020, 04:48:28 PM
It is a fair point.   Ok.
Forgive me Azzerae, Metron and Toots - totally uncalled for.

Bart Ell ====> "It seems the true answer is to bring back the insane asylums."
WAN ======> "Or banishment to  Azzgab (http://www.azzgab.world/)

About as inbred as a Facebook group.
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 23, 2020, 04:58:17 PM
Wow, you’re in deep.

Yes.  But recovering.  Haven't listened to a full Dietrich episode in forever (of course they are over 11 hours in length now).  Weaning out of the Seraphim<---->Groyper<----->Callan triangle of despair.
I'm no longer trying to learn Russian by watching Russian Senda pickle his liver while farting. 

Hell all I've got left going on really is the Chefist Vs. Decon duel over on BG.  I'm doing good with this lockdown thing. 
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: Bart Ell on April 23, 2020, 05:08:53 PM

Hell all I've got left going on really is the Chefist Vs. Decon duel over on BG.  I'm doing good with this lockdown thing.

Drunken slapfight?
Your Dietrich obsession seems more interesting all of a sudden.

Tell the class if it ever gets to those 2 seeing who can stay awake longer with a plastic bag on their head.
Now that would be something with a (hopefully double) satisfying ending.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 23, 2020, 08:37:51 PM
Coming off a ventilator is hard, I hear...

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/health/story/2020-04-22/finally-headed-home-after-covid-put-man-on-vent-for-nearly-three-weeks
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on April 23, 2020, 10:35:41 PM
I wonder what I was looking at to make this ad appear?  When I clicked on it (in support for Hope For Paws) a Turkish cook was standing by one of those things with a carving knife in his hand.

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Al jazera?
Title: Re: Arrrrrggghhhhh!
Post by: paladin1991 on April 23, 2020, 10:38:21 PM
Wow, you’re in deep.
*blushes*  Did I hurt you?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 23, 2020, 11:11:00 PM

https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1253448381705445376 (https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1253448381705445376)

I was watching a Maru and Hana vid where they were outside. It made me wonder if you missed Japan. I think I would

@Spookcat
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 23, 2020, 11:25:30 PM
I was watching a Maru and Hana vid where they were outside. It made me wonder if you missed Japan. I think I would

@Spookcat

Yes and no. It's hard over there right now as well with the CoronaVirus stuff.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 23, 2020, 11:37:15 PM
Yes and no. It's hard over there right now as well with the CoronaVirus stuff.

I'm sure everyone everywhere is feeling a little too housebound. Literally all over the world. It makes me more aware we are this small blue planet and we are all in this together

First time I've forgotten Earth Day in a long time. Stupid Corona 😾
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 24, 2020, 07:40:39 PM
First outdoor romp of the summer today :)  All the animals gathered around. Like a scene from Bambi ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 24, 2020, 08:39:28 PM
First outdoor romp of the summer today :)  All the animals gathered around. Like a scene from Bambi ;D

Ok Thumper

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Post by: PolkaDot on April 24, 2020, 08:52:57 PM
Ok Thumper

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Flower was my favorite!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 24, 2020, 08:59:34 PM
Flower was my favorite!
yeah, it would be nice if Flower would cut her fucking fingernails.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 24, 2020, 09:08:41 PM
yeah, it would be nice if Flower would cut her fucking fingernails.
But they’re so pretty!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 26, 2020, 10:43:18 PM
@Ghost BEP

Playing field is even. You couldn't compete with me earlier  :-\

First one to 100 wins. Loser quits wrestling forever.

#CamelClutch
#FuckYourAssWithCockTenInch!
#MakeYouHumble!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on April 28, 2020, 08:19:39 PM
@Ghost BEP

Playing field is even. You couldn't compete with me earlier  :-\

First one to 100 wins. Loser quits wrestling forever.

#CamelClutch
#FuckYourAssWithCockTenInch!
#MakeYouHumble!

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Looks as if I’ve been challenged to a dual by way of cat lady points! Ask yourself, is that the best you can do? Sorry Skippy but, I respectfully decline. I’ve given away more than your greasy-greasy little greedy paws could ever fathom. I’ll still be on the sidelines rooting for you though. Hoping that you finally find what your looking for.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 28, 2020, 11:49:21 PM
Looks as if I’ve been challenged to a dual by way of cat lady points! Ask yourself, is that the best you can do? Sorry Skippy but, I respectfully decline. I’ve given away more than your greasy-greasy little greedy paws could ever fathom. I’ll still be on the sidelines rooting for you though. Hoping that you finally find what your looking for.

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Hehehe  well at least you made zero sense as you took it the best wrong right way to get to your asshole through your elbow. I mean what the fawk was that??

Franks and Beans!  That was funny as hell.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 29, 2020, 08:19:29 AM
@KSM32 or any other "work on stuff" folks,

Serious question that Google ain't helping me with...

My anode rod refuses to budge. 4ft breaker bar and cooling the tank down to maybe 100°.

I am a bit worried because my 2-3 month 5-gallon purge came up perfectly clear this time. No sediment. Normally, I would get blue speckles in a white granular sediment at the bottom of the bucket.

Although I've thought of liquid wrench, I don't feel confident that multiple flushes would get all of that out.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 29, 2020, 10:04:36 AM
@KSM32 or any other "work on stuff" folks,

Serious question that Google ain't helping me with...

My anode rod refuses to budge. 4ft breaker bar and cooling the tank down to maybe 100°.

I am a bit worried because my 2-3 month 5-gallon purge came up perfectly clear this time. No sediment. Normally, I would get blue speckles in a white granular sediment at the bottom of the bucket.

Although I've thought of liquid wrench, I don't feel confident that multiple flushes would get all of that out.
And g'oogle is drawing a blank? Perhaps it's the way you're wording it. One of my floor guys might be able to answer that, I'll read him your post see what he says. I would say go with the multiple flushes. But if that goes wrong I didn't say that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 29, 2020, 11:18:31 AM
And g'oogle is drawing a blank? Perhaps it's the way you're wording it. One of my floor guys might be able to answer that, I'll read him your post see what he says. I would say go with the multiple flushes. But if that goes wrong I didn't say that.

The only thing that I haven't tried is the paraffin wax melt. I am going to try icing the bolt. If I can get it to shrink up a little bit, maybe it will break free.

A 10ft breaker bar might be the key. 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 30, 2020, 01:05:47 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 30, 2020, 04:05:14 PM
 
Mandela effect missed this one

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 30, 2020, 05:04:27 PM
Are you mitigating, @KSM32 ?
If not then I want a traction.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 30, 2020, 10:10:47 PM
Are you mitigating, @KSM32 ?
If not then I want a traction.


Ahh  the acoustics of Sal's basement.

Sal is classic and timeless.

So I guess the lockdown means that taints are no longer being licked?

And didn't Sal win the lottery??? Literally?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 01, 2020, 01:15:20 PM
Doesn't he know he could make the HOF by calling woo shows with this offer?

https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1256223127937392640
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 01, 2020, 01:32:18 PM
Doesn't he know he could make the HOF by calling woo shows with this offer?

https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1256223127937392640

He would've been perfect for professional wrestling back in the 80's.  I can imagine him talking smack to Roddy Piper or Dusty Rhodes.  Heck, Alex would've been a good tag-team partner with Kevin Sullivan when he was doing that weird satanic shit.  He too could be strapped to the Tree of Woa before he fought Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer.. 

Yeah...I admit, I was a wrestling junkie back in the day.  :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 01, 2020, 03:19:10 PM
Doesn't he know he could make the HOF by calling woo shows with this offer?

https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1256223127937392640

Well shit Alex, there goes the element of surprise
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 01, 2020, 03:25:46 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 01, 2020, 07:37:41 PM
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@anniem Absolutely beautiful.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 01, 2020, 07:39:25 PM
Vera, fuck off! Got shit ta' do!



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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 01, 2020, 07:45:21 PM
Vera, fuck off! Got shit ta' do!


Aww but she's so cute! All the love!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 01, 2020, 07:48:27 PM
@anniem Absolutely beautiful.  :)

They are giant mutant strawberries.
Tasty too!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 02, 2020, 06:39:27 PM
Found a solid chocolate Easter Bunny in the deepfreeze downstairs.  I have eaten her throughout the day while doing yardwork and platform construction. I can eat and build shit all at once. Drink too!

You can't say that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 03, 2020, 10:08:49 AM
Whoever keeps googling liver cleanse, please stop.  I've seen more than enough ad images of fatty livers.  Those googling cute spring fashions, please continue.  eom
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 03, 2020, 11:00:14 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 04, 2020, 07:23:28 AM

I need a haircut. A few blonde highlights. And a mani pedi wouldn't hurt
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 04, 2020, 09:59:40 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 04, 2020, 11:57:26 AM
I need a haircut. A few blonde highlights. And a mani pedi wouldn't hurt

I got some dog clippers, want 'em? 

BTW, this happened in a community that I've referred to as "Klantee" since the 80s. 

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/story/2020-05-03/man-wearing-kkk-hood-in-santee-sparks-outrage
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 04, 2020, 12:28:07 PM
I need a haircut. A few blonde highlights. And a mani pedi wouldn't hurt

I booked a facial for later this month.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

(fake outrage again)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 04, 2020, 09:46:31 PM
My in town neighbor across the street has dug up what looks to be a 15 - 12 FT square ON HIS FRONT LAWN! He has 12 fence posts around the perimeter with CHICKEN WIRE WRAPPED AROUND THE WHOLE THING! Just a dug up fucking square out front INSTEAD OF THE BACK YARD.

He is the most punchable asshole in the world. His face is perfectly round and he's a really annoying cunt. He's short and has freckles and smiles at everyone on the street as if he's everybody's friend. He sucks!

Is he planting a garden? Is he getting a giraffe?? What the FUCK is he doing?!!!  It's been dug up for a week now and it looks horrible. I peak through the living room blinds and audibly curse and cuss him out. The guy boils my blood and I can't wait to "Talk" to him next when the opportunity presents itself. It has to be organic or I'll come off like a dick.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 04, 2020, 09:56:37 PM
My in town neighbor across the street has dug up what looks to be a 15 - 12 FT square ON HIS FRONT LAWN! He has 12 fence posts around the perimeter with CHICKEN WIRE WRAPPED AROUND THE WHOLE THING! Just a dug up fucking square out front INSTEAD OF THE BACK YARD.

He is the most punchable asshole in the world. His face is perfectly round and he's a really annoying cunt. He's short and has freckles and smiles at everyone on the street as if he's everybody's friend. He sucks!

Is he planting a garden? Is he getting a giraffe?? What the FUCK is he doing?!!!  It's been dug up for a week now and it looks horrible. I peak through the living room blinds and audibly curse and cuss him out. The guy boils my blood and I can't wait to "Talk" to him next when the opportunity presents itself. It has to be organic or I'll come off like a dick.

Deer in the area?  Septic tank in the front?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 04, 2020, 09:59:24 PM
Deer in the area?  Septic tank in the front?
No septic in city. No deer. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square. I suspect garden but why out front???  he is such a fucktard.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 04, 2020, 10:06:58 PM
No septic in city. No dear. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square. I suspect garden but why out front???  he is such a fucktard.

Why not a raised bed is what I'm thinking...  Better drainage.  Footing for a pad.  Is he the type to have a bistro set to sit at?

If not, a koi pond or water feature might be in the works.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 04, 2020, 10:14:26 PM
Why not a raised bed is what I'm thinking...  Better drainage.  Footing for a pad.  Is he the type to have a bistro set to sit at?

If not, a koi pond or water feature might be in the works.
Koi? I wish. Nah, he's a hippy type and his parents are mixed race weirdos. Dad looks like Gandalf and mom looks like Golem. Whatever he has planned is sub-par and underwhelming. I wish he would move or die or something.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 04, 2020, 10:18:41 PM
Koi? I wish. Nah, he's a hippy type and his parents are mixed race weirdos. Dad looks like Gandalf and mom looks like Golem. Whatever he has planned is sub-par and underwhelming. I wish he would move or die or something.

He's got crabgrass, doesn't he?

Yep, I bet!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 04, 2020, 10:23:32 PM
He's got crabgrass, doesn't he?

Yep, I bet!
He had normal grass but I do hope he gets crabs.  I'll keep you posted. I will.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 04, 2020, 10:29:49 PM
He had normal grass but I do hope he gets crabs.  I'll keep you posted. I will.

Have you seen Roger Cook and an Ask This Old House trailer?

Weird.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 04, 2020, 10:59:40 PM
No septic in city. No deer. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square. I suspect garden but why out front???  he is such a fucktard.

A guy around the corner and down a ways has his entire front yard made into a garden. His front yard gets better sun.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 04, 2020, 11:15:33 PM
A guy around the corner and down a ways has his entire front yard made into a garden. His front yard gets better sun.
And so does this guys front yard but I don't like him. He's not going about it the right way - it's damn ugly so far and I doubt some fucking carrot tops are going to brighten up the street. He's a hillbilly hippie/hippy whatever!  You wouldn't like em' either.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 04, 2020, 11:16:37 PM
And so does this guys front yard but I don't like him. He's not going about it the right way - it's damn ugly so far and I doubt some fucking carrot tops are going to brighten up the street. He's a hillbilly hippie/hippy whatever!  You wouldn't like em' either.

A ganja garden? 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 04, 2020, 11:19:03 PM
… He is the most punchable asshole in the world. His face is perfectly round and he's a really annoying cunt. He's short and has freckles and smiles at everyone on the street as if he's everybody's friend. He sucks!...

You live across the street from Ian Punnitt?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 04, 2020, 11:20:19 PM
A ganja garden? 😁
You live across the street from Ian Punnitt?

I'm already signed out. This is an automated response.

Goodnight gentlemen.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 05, 2020, 12:00:10 AM
You live across the street from Ian Punnitt?

+1 😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 05, 2020, 07:39:54 AM
No septic in city. No deer. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square.

Midget graves.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 05, 2020, 08:15:12 AM
I didn’t realize the K in @KSM32 was for Karen.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 05, 2020, 09:09:46 AM
Felt guilty when I pulled out the electric hedge clipper...  Kept thinking "Roger Cook would not like this."

Can anybody tell I've been binging "This Old House?"

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on May 05, 2020, 09:27:55 AM
I didn’t realize the K in @KSM32 was for Karen.
LOL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 05, 2020, 10:23:39 AM
Midget graves.
:)

I didn’t realize the K in @KSM32 was for Karen.
Hehe  @juan anybody who cares about the look of the street and what they see from their own place would feel the same as I do. I think..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 05, 2020, 10:46:57 AM
I didn’t realize the K in @KSM32 was for Karen.
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Post by: KSM on May 05, 2020, 10:57:53 AM
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LOLOLOL  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 05, 2020, 11:25:05 AM
:)
Hehe  @juan anybody who cares about the look of the street and what they see from their own place would feel the same as I do. I think..

I wish that you were my HOA president...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 05, 2020, 02:06:13 PM
And so does this guys front yard but I don't like him. He's not going about it the right way - it's damn ugly so far and I doubt some fucking carrot tops are going to brighten up the street. He's a hillbilly hippie/hippy whatever!  You wouldn't like em' either.

Here is the house I was talking about. I've spoken to the owner a couple of times, and his cute little kids. They are very polite and a little scared of my dog but they did pet her last time I saw them. I wouldn't like to live close to their house though.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 05, 2020, 02:11:03 PM
Here is the house I was talking about. I've spoken to the owner a couple of times, and his cute little kids. They are very polite and a little scared of my dog but they did pet her last time I saw them. I wouldn't like to live close to their house though.

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FANTASTIC LEVEL OF PRIVACY IN SUCH A SMALL SPACE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 05, 2020, 02:19:04 PM
Here is the house I was talking about. I've spoken to the owner a couple of times, and his cute little kids. They are very polite and a little scared of my dog but they did pet her last time I saw them. I wouldn't like to live close to their house though.

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YUCKY

FANTASTIC LEVEL OF PRIVACY IN SUCH A SMALL SPACE!

There is that!


I wish that you were my HOA president...
@sean92008 I'll DO IT!  Plus 1 for the vote!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 05, 2020, 02:39:33 PM
https://fstoppers.com/documentary/drone-disguised-hummingbird-captures-incredible-footage-monarch-butterfly-swarm-480714
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 05, 2020, 03:15:45 PM
https://fstoppers.com/documentary/drone-disguised-hummingbird-captures-incredible-footage-monarch-butterfly-swarm-480714

I'd like that sort of drone.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 05, 2020, 04:14:30 PM
Here is the house I was talking about. I've spoken to the owner a couple of times, and his cute little kids. They are very polite and a little scared of my dog but they did pet her last time I saw them. I wouldn't like to live close to their house though.

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The weeds in front of that mass of green are what I am most bugged by.  Like no effort to even keep them from growing for two months to get 4 feet tall.

If the mass generated a fragrant flower, like jasmine do, I'd probably not mind as much as long as there's no rat nests...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 05, 2020, 04:34:56 PM
Weeds? That’s racist. They are pioneer or volunteer plants. Clearly you hate the earth.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 05, 2020, 05:27:53 PM
Weeds? That’s racist. They are pioneer or volunteer plants. Clearly you hate the earth.

FPE...

Fuck planet Earth
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 05, 2020, 05:28:09 PM
Weeds? That’s racist. They are pioneer or volunteer plants. Clearly you hate the earth.

Or at the very least it's plantist.

#IndigenousFirstPlants
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 05, 2020, 05:29:54 PM
Weeds? That’s racist. They are pioneer or volunteer plants. Clearly you hate the earth.
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Post by: Bluejay on May 05, 2020, 10:33:55 PM
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Post by: Spookcat on May 05, 2020, 10:36:26 PM
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....Tequila Taco Tuesdays?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on May 05, 2020, 10:43:25 PM
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That's KSM?  Shit, I'd fuck him.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on May 05, 2020, 10:46:04 PM
That's KSM?  Shit, I'd fuck him.
I'll hit 'em high, you suck 'em low!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on May 05, 2020, 10:52:22 PM
I'll hit 'em high, you suck 'em low!
lol.  Jaygab!   
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 06, 2020, 10:06:25 AM
I'll hit 'em high, you suck 'em low!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2020, 12:01:48 PM
Candles are useless in 2020.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 06, 2020, 01:05:09 PM
Candles are useless in 2020.

Sorry to hear that - try wine
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 06, 2020, 01:24:09 PM
Candles are useless in 2020.
They’re still good for starting house fires.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2020, 01:29:49 PM
Sorry to hear that - try wine

I'm surrounded by the stuff.
I'd prefer the grapes.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2020, 01:30:59 PM
They’re still good for starting house fires.

It's always more fun when it is done by a crazy ex-girlfriend with a lighter and can of hairspray.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 06, 2020, 01:39:26 PM
It's always more fun when it is done by a crazy ex-girlfriend with a lighter and can of hairspray.
That’s true.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 06, 2020, 01:50:01 PM
Sorry to hear that - try wine
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 06, 2020, 02:02:46 PM
It's always more fun when it is done by a crazy ex-girlfriend with a lighter and can of hairspray.

Are there any ex-girlfriends who aren't crazy?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2020, 03:02:01 PM
Are there any ex-girlfriends who aren't crazy?

Yes.
Some dead ones.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 07, 2020, 08:54:19 PM
I understand 10% of the Japanese spoken in the house...  The fake voice the brats' mother uses has gone from annoying to absolutely aggravating.

#IwishIwouldgetWuhanfluanddie
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 07, 2020, 09:42:26 PM
Well, all those random-girl-at-the-store blowjobs are probably coming to an end...

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/07/health/coronavirus-semen-china-health/index.html

☹️☹️☹️
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 07, 2020, 09:48:11 PM
Well, all those random-girl-at-the-store blowjobs are probably coming to an end...

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/07/health/coronavirus-semen-china-health/index.html

☹️☹️☹️

You seem to be on a sexual Asian women kick again.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 07, 2020, 11:10:01 PM
You seem to be on a sexual Asian women kick again.

And UK girls...All the women on Sky News are stunning.

Oh, and my middle eastern neurologist, she's a knockout!!!  She's worth the drive all the way to another county to bask in her presence...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 07, 2020, 11:26:22 PM
And UK girls...All the women on Sky News are stunning.

Oh, and my middle eastern neurologist, she's a knockout!!!  She's worth the drive all the way to another county to bask in her presence...

Going through a dry spell with everything on lockdown?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 08, 2020, 12:45:39 AM
Going through a dry spell with everything on lockdown?

Uh, I've met a couple of randy women just at Trader Joe's (Bressi Ranch, for miller's sake). Some women like the control and, when they lose the opportunity to control, they seek, er well... Umm.  Rock and roll!

I think I should get tested and then advertise "Covid-free cum." Or maybe "Covid antibody vaginal supplements" if I've actually had it already.  You know...  Humm... 😈

Seriously, I think the worst thing of it all is that two of my kids are way too close for too long.  I had gotten used to their independence.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 08, 2020, 06:16:27 PM
A hint/pinch of fennel will elevate your mac cheese to a whole new level. Feel free to kick it up another notch with some spicy Monterey. Serve with southern fried chicken and afterwards enjoy a flourless chocolate lava cake. Eat it all alone because nobody showed up. Enjoy a scotch and cigar as you plan a nasty and individually personalized demise for each and every one of them.

Only way they'll learn as they burn. While their dead.   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 08, 2020, 07:29:43 PM
A hint/pinch of fennel will elevate your mac cheese to a whole new level. Feel free to kick it up another notch with some spicy Monterey. Serve with southern fried chicken and afterwards enjoy a flourless chocolate lava cake. Eat it all alone because nobody showed up. Enjoy a scotch and cigar as you plan a nasty and individually personalized demise for each and every one of them.

Only way they'll learn as they burn. While their dead.   :)

Was this........second Christmas?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 08, 2020, 07:30:54 PM
A hint/pinch of fennel will elevate your mac cheese to a whole new level. Feel free to kick it up another notch with some spicy Monterey. Serve with southern fried chicken and afterwards enjoy a flourless chocolate lava cake. Eat it all alone because nobody showed up. Enjoy a scotch and cigar as you plan a nasty and individually personalized demise for each and every one of them.

Only way they'll learn as they burn. While their dead.   :)

That sounds really good! Really bad for my stomach, but it sounds sooo good!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 08, 2020, 07:33:13 PM
Was this........second Christmas?
@anniem  It was today. Living the covid dream :) I will kill them. And I'm just the guy to do it too!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 08, 2020, 07:36:17 PM
Was this........second Christmas?

It Is his birthday.
I saw the picture of him in his little birthday hat, blowing out the candles with all the guest seats empty for the 7th straight year.
Saddest thing I saw all hour.
Almost as bad as the time he had an orgy and nobody came.
GET IT?
NOBODY CAME!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 08, 2020, 07:38:28 PM
@anniem  It was today. Living the covid dream :) I will kill them. And I'm just the guy to do it too!

I'm sorry to hear this. You put forth an effort to give some people a nice time. I hope they at least called to let you know. Don't kill them. That would have many unintended consequences. I will give you a 1+ to ease your feelings when I can. Here are some smilees.
 :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D >:( :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D

(I put one mad one in there to acknowledge your feelings)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 08, 2020, 07:38:44 PM
That sounds really good! Really bad for my stomach, but it sounds sooo good!

YOU SEEM LIKE A LOT OF WORK!

You know you are my favorite and I just type these things to throw them off my scent. Right, @anniem ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 08, 2020, 07:40:23 PM
It Is his birthday.
I saw the picture of him in his little birthday hat, blowing out the candles with all the guest seats empty for the 7th straight year.
Saddest thing I saw all hour.
Almost as bad as the time he had an orgy and nobody came.
GET IT?
NOBODY CAME!

Show the picture so we can offer proper sympathy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 08, 2020, 08:14:44 PM
YOU SEEM LIKE A LOT OF WORK!

You know you are my favorite and I just type these things to throw them off my scent. Right, @anniem ?

And I appreciate all of the work.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 08, 2020, 08:33:59 PM
YOU SEEM LIKE A LOT OF WORK!

You know you are my favorite and I just type these things to throw them off my scent. Right, @anniem ?

I knew it all along
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 08, 2020, 09:10:07 PM
It Is his birthday.
I saw the picture of him in his little birthday hat, blowing out the candles with all the guest seats empty for the 7th straight year.
Saddest thing I saw all hour.
Almost as bad as the time he had an orgy and nobody came.
GET IT?
NOBODY CAME!
I'm no Doctor, BUT I'M LOSING MY PATIENTS!

Do you know how hard it is to become an orgy guy?  I had to install shag carpet throughout the house, grow a moustache, get all the lotions  and buy a fucking van!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 08, 2020, 09:17:25 PM
I'm no Doctor, BUT I'M LOSING MY PATIENTS!

Do you know how hard it is to become an orgy guy?  I had to install shag carpet throughout the house, grow a moustache, get all the lotions  and buy a fucking van!

Lemme guess- you also had to get a really large circular bed which has now been claimed by the beautiful Vera and you're never getting it back?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 08, 2020, 09:21:35 PM
Lemme guess- you also had to get a really large circular bed which has now been claimed by the beautiful Vera and you're never getting it back?
YES, thank you. Forgot about that as well as all the fake gold neck chains and hairy chest sticking out front my robe.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 08, 2020, 09:26:06 PM
YES, thank you. Forgot about that as well as all the fake gold neck chains and hairy chest sticking out front my robe.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 08, 2020, 11:12:28 PM
I'm no Doctor, BUT I'M LOSING MY PATIENTS!

Do you know how hard it is to become an orgy guy?  I had to install shag carpet throughout the house, grow a moustache, get all the lotions  and buy a fucking van!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 09, 2020, 12:49:32 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 10, 2020, 05:40:03 PM
I will never test positive for Wuhan's very own covid-19 virus!
...you'll never stick that super long Q-Tip into my brain through my nose and then down my throat.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 11, 2020, 03:35:28 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 12, 2020, 12:31:12 AM
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Space Anus!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 12, 2020, 12:32:22 AM
He should spray them

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 12, 2020, 05:26:16 AM
He should spray them

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Take a dump in those things and fill 'em up like an ice cream cone!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 12, 2020, 04:29:07 PM
This is what happens when I walk from my kitchen to the garage.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 04:35:17 PM
This is what happens when I walk from my kitchen to the garage.

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St. Pierre and Miquelon (https://www.google.com/maps/place/St+Pierre+and+Miquelon/@46.958177,-56.5330811,10z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!1m7!3m6!1s0x4b5e52ddd47f83c5:0xa968d6d5f4926686!2sPrince+Edward+Island,+Canada!3b1!8m2!3d46.510712!4d-63.4168136!3m4!1s0x4b6c4b4bfb0e57d1:0x9c716737ea6c5c11!8m2!3d46.9540119!4d-56.3241577) are calling your name! 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 12, 2020, 04:39:33 PM
St. Pierre and Miquelon (https://www.google.com/maps/place/St+Pierre+and+Miquelon/@46.958177,-56.5330811,10z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!1m7!3m6!1s0x4b5e52ddd47f83c5:0xa968d6d5f4926686!2sPrince+Edward+Island,+Canada!3b1!8m2!3d46.510712!4d-63.4168136!3m4!1s0x4b6c4b4bfb0e57d1:0x9c716737ea6c5c11!8m2!3d46.9540119!4d-56.3241577) are calling your name!

More like this

https://www.cbsnews.com/video/historic-home-for-sale-straddles-u-s-canada-border/

or


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 04:52:31 PM
More like this

https://www.cbsnews.com/video/historic-home-for-sale-straddles-u-s-canada-border/


The allure of cheap chicken is strong.......  Even more than the last remaining sliver of New France in North America?
You would get the same message on the Newfoundland side of the house but it would be in French.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 12, 2020, 04:59:02 PM
The allure of cheap chicken is strong.......  Even more than the last remaining sliver of New France in North America?
You would get the same message on the Newfoundland side of the house but it would be in French.


You can't beat them chicken prices at Aldi or Wegmans!
All I want in French are my hockey broadcasts.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 05:05:45 PM

You can't beat them chicken prices at Aldi or Wegmans!
All I want in French are my hockey broadcasts.

Always did like the home games from the Forum on Hockey Night in Canada when I was a kid.  The P.A. guy was awesome:

"<French stuff>   Rejean Houle   Pierre Mondou   Guy Lafleur"  then the big moment  "La-Ree ROBE-In-Sun"   :D

Then Howie Meeker would take over with a "Gee Willikers"

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 12, 2020, 05:24:13 PM

Then Howie Meeker would take over with a "Gee Willikers"


I bet Howie was a perv off camera
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 05:33:43 PM
I bet Howie was a perv off camera

Oh man.  I never considered that.  I can't believe it.  Won't believe it. Same with Mr. Dressup and the Friendly Giant.   
Now that Uncle Bobby freak out of Toronto.  That I could believe.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 12, 2020, 05:38:43 PM
Now that Uncle Bobby freak out of Toronto.  That I could believe.



WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Pizzapunch on May 12, 2020, 05:39:51 PM
Oh man.  I never considered that.  I can't believe it.  Won't believe it. Same with Mr. Dressup and the Friendly Giant.   
Now that Uncle Bobby freak out of Toronto.  That I could believe.


That is absolutely terrifying
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 05:52:47 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

That is absolutely terrifying

That's Bimbo the Birthday Clown from the Uncle Bobby Show.  It was on Saturday Mornings on a channel out of Windsor in the 70's.   It did a lot damage to a lot kids.  Then on Saturday afternoons
on the Detroit CBS station was Sir Graves Ghastley.  Finally late night on TV 20 in Detroit was The Ghoul.   It was a devastating trio.   I'll never really know what my life would be like if they did not warp my soul as a lad.  They made me what I am today...................

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 12, 2020, 05:54:34 PM
I'll never really know what my life would be like if they did not warp my soul as a lad.  They made me what I am today...................

It explains so much.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 05:59:16 PM
It explains so much.

That time The Ghoul ripped that big dude's medulla out...........   There are things one never gets over.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 06:02:42 PM
and Sir Graves had that fucking Glob - it was evil incarnate. 


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 12, 2020, 06:07:07 PM
That time The Ghoul ripped that big dude's medulla out...........   There are things one never gets over.

I was watching this -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleu_Nuit

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 06:13:03 PM
I was watching this -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleu_Nuit

See?  Non stop Emmanuelle films.  Makes all the difference.  You are a successful, well balanced adult.   All I had was that blue lady Tilly Trollhouse.
It hurt me Ellgab.   I know it did........................

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 06:23:55 PM
The blue lady would sing.  Syrupy sweet love songs.   To us.  The kids.  Go to about a minute 20.  Sir Graves says there will be a "tale of terror" and then then blue lady tries her very best to seduce us.
We were just kids dammit!   We didn't know any better.

Oh the pain................
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 12, 2020, 06:27:55 PM
I will never test positive for Wuhan's very own covid-19 virus!
...you'll never stick that super long Q-Tip into my brain through my nose and then down my throat.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 12, 2020, 06:30:17 PM

You can't beat them chicken prices at Aldi or Wegmans!
All I want in French are my hockey broadcasts.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 12, 2020, 06:30:30 PM
The blue lady would sing.  Syrupy sweet love songs.   To us.  The kids.  Go to about a minute 20.  Sir Graves says there will be a "tale of terror" and then then blue lady tries her very best to seduce us.
We were just kids dammit!   We didn't know any better.

Oh the pain................


YIKES!

I will take movies about Saint-Tropez any day of the week!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 12, 2020, 06:35:41 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

That is one of the best reactions I've ever read from you. You seem actually horrified and shocked by something.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 12, 2020, 06:35:54 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 06:49:22 PM
That is one of the best reactions I've ever read from you. You seem actually horrified and shocked by something.

Well it is horrifying.  A whole generation of Detroiters destroyed.    We were meant for greatness like our Fathers.   Shattered by Bimbo, the Glob and the blue lady.


Weep for me @Spookcat    God help me this was what I was meant to be.   Instead I work with a mountain man and a Russian.    :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 12, 2020, 06:50:42 PM
Well it is a horrifying.  A whole generation of Detroiters destroyed.    We were meant for greatness like our Fathers.   Shattered by Bimbo, the Glob and the blue lady.


Weep for me @Spookcat    God help me this was what I was meant to be.   Instead I work with a mountain man and a Russian.    :'(


I saw a clown thumbnail and refused to click, thus saving myself from torture. See? Disgust of clowns can be a good thing :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 12, 2020, 06:55:50 PM
That is one of the best reactions I've ever read from you. You seem actually horrified and shocked by something.

Everyone has their breaking point.
If this is the stuff that went on in Michigan then it may also explain how someone ends up with a DUI or two and lives in a tent in a rented unfinished basement.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 07:02:37 PM
Everyone has their breaking point.
If this is the stuff that went on in Michigan then it may also explain how someone ends up with a DUI or two and lives in a tent in a rented unfinished basement.

We all have our issues.   That individual's woes can not be blamed on the things that tortured me.  Too young.  Hell.  They did not even know about the Electrifying Mojo and the Midnight Funk Association.

MoJo was the shit. 


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 12, 2020, 07:12:32 PM

MoJo was the shit. 


Seems like the exact thing someone would listen to in their indoor tent in a rented, unfinished basement in Michigan!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 12, 2020, 07:32:48 PM
Quote from: KSM32 moved to the other thread
We'll have to go the other thread for that. I will have a question. What do you know about the Tibetan book of the dead and forklifts in general?

@KSM32, I know the location of a nearby Tibetan Book of the Dead. It is on a bookshelf over there in the other room. I also know that forklifts can lift many many more things than just forks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 12, 2020, 08:16:29 PM
@KSM32, I know the location of a nearby Tibetan Book of the Dead. It is on a bookshelf over there in the other room. I also know that forklifts can lift many many more things than just forks.
I Meant Pitchforklifts  :-\

And to clarify: I was referring to the second edition of said book.  My bad :P

But thanks to your response I found a weird oblong piece of vibrating latex on the bookshelf. Wife looked guilty when I asked if she knew anything about it. Hmm we're both stumped :o

PS we seem to have a lot of AA Batteries laying around. Says she needs them for her curling iron or something but I think I'll be a good hubby and get her some rechargeables :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: K_Dubb on May 12, 2020, 08:36:23 PM
The blue lady would sing.  Syrupy sweet love songs.   To us.  The kids.  Go to about a minute 20.  Sir Graves says there will be a "tale of terror" and then then blue lady tries her very best to seduce us.
We were just kids dammit!   We didn't know any better.

Oh the pain................


The blue lady looks like a bit from every low-rent drag show I've ever seen. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2020, 08:56:49 PM
The blue lady looks like a bit from every low-rent drag show I've ever seen.

It was a really weird scene.  Had to turn to sniffing Testor's model glue to forget.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 12, 2020, 08:57:46 PM
I Meant Pitchforklifts  :-\

I wonder why you did not say what you meant!

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And to clarify: I was referring to the second edition of said book.  My bad :P

I wonder why it was necessary to have a second edition!

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But thanks to your response I found a weird oblong piece of vibrating latex on the bookshelf. Wife looked guilty when I asked if she knew anything about it. Hmm we're both stumped :o

I have heard about criminals who break into homes and leave those things on bookshelves. It is a test, and you passed!

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PS we seem to have a lot of AA Batteries laying around. Says she needs them for her curling iron or something but I think I'll be a good hubby and get her some rechargeables :)

Someone should pick them up, avoid such hazards in the future.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 12, 2020, 10:34:11 PM
Well it is horrifying.  A whole generation of Detroiters destroyed.    We were meant for greatness like our Fathers.   Shattered by Bimbo, the Glob and the blue lady.


Weep for me @Spookcat    God help me this was what I was meant to be.   Instead I work with a mountain man and a Russian.    :'(

Isn't Norry from Detroit?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 12, 2020, 11:06:07 PM
The blue lady looks like a bit from every low-rent drag show I've ever seen.

Interesting. And just how many low-end drag shows have you seen? And put a shirt on! I'm eating a quesadilla here
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: K_Dubb on May 13, 2020, 12:51:04 AM
Interesting. And just how many low-end drag shows have you seen?

Oh, scores and scores.

And put a shirt on!

I will not!  Smite away, you old bat.

I'm eating a quesadilla here.

Chicken, slightly hairy?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on May 13, 2020, 01:34:43 AM
Oh, scores and scores.

I will not!  Smite away, you old bat.

Chicken, slightly hairy?

Keep the shirt off, Mr. Dubb.  If you've got it, flaunt it.  Cheers, K.! 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 13, 2020, 05:27:18 AM
If you've got it, flaunt it. 

Pepperoni nips?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 13, 2020, 05:39:50 AM
Isn't Norry from Detroit?

He is indeed.  It slips out everytime he says "Jeez" when reading a story about a poor child being dismembered in some sort of mishap.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 13, 2020, 06:44:39 AM
Keep the shirt off, Mr. Dubb.  If you've got it, flaunt it.  Cheers, K.!

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Post by: K_Dubb on May 13, 2020, 07:34:18 AM
Keep the shirt off, Mr. Dubb.  If you've got it, flaunt it.  Cheers, K.!

Oh bless you, you sweet man.  Cheers!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 13, 2020, 10:26:18 AM
The blue lady looks like a bit from every low-rent drag show I've ever seen.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on May 13, 2020, 03:18:16 PM
Pepperoni nips?

Yes, those and a slim waistline.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 13, 2020, 03:21:14 PM
Interesting. And just how many low-end drag shows have you seen? And put a shirt on! I'm eating a quesadilla here
I’m with you and I’m not even eating.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 13, 2020, 03:32:23 PM
I’m with you and I’m not even eating.

Nonsense. He looks good.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 13, 2020, 03:37:20 PM
Nonsense. He looks good.
He's on the new Auschwitz workout plan.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: K_Dubb on May 13, 2020, 07:56:59 PM
I’m with you and I’m not even eating.

Haha yep another one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: K_Dubb on May 13, 2020, 07:57:18 PM
Nonsense. He looks good.

Thanks bb.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: K_Dubb on May 13, 2020, 07:57:39 PM
He's on the new Auschwitz workout plan.

THOSE ARE GAINS!!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 13, 2020, 09:17:30 PM
THOSE ARE GAINS!!!!
;D Plus 1!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on May 13, 2020, 09:41:59 PM
;D Plus 1!!!

Smiley winky faces and cat lady +1 points @KSM32 oh my!



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 13, 2020, 09:44:28 PM
Smiley winky faces and cat lady +1 points @KSM32 oh my!
Hey buddy! Plus 1!!!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on May 13, 2020, 10:00:09 PM
Hey buddy! Plus 1!!!  :)

How to win friends and influence cat lady’s.

#DoCatLadysTip
#DidMrSpookySniffYou
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 13, 2020, 10:01:59 PM
How to win friends and influence cat lady’s.

#DoCatLadysTip
#DidMrSpookySniffYou
Cat ladies do it on the paper ;) Meeooowwwwgggrrrrhhh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 13, 2020, 10:07:13 PM
All this cat talk is attracting me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on May 13, 2020, 10:34:09 PM
All this cat talk is attracting me.

What ever you do, don’t be fooled into checking out @KSM32 truck stop cat lady Facebook page. He sent me screenshots. I’m still petrified! Monkeys fucking frogs are one thing. What this fucker did to cats, only secret Facebook pages would allow. There’s a reason why he has a scary penis!

#DontBeFooledByPlus1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 16, 2020, 07:16:15 AM
I'm not sure if @PolkaDot 's avatar is shooting me the finger, picking her nose, or both.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 16, 2020, 09:38:58 AM
I'm not sure if @PolkaDot 's avatar is shooting me the finger, picking her nose, or both.
I asked her that a few days ago and I can assure you with absolute certainty that YOU are not on the receiving end of her particular bird. Trust me. She's a "meanhead" as the lil kids say.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 16, 2020, 11:45:16 AM
I asked her that a few days ago and I can assure you with absolute certainty that YOU are not on the receiving end of her particular bird. Trust me. She's a "meanhead" as the lil kids say.

WHAT? Lil kids must be dumb. Ohmygoda, she is delightful. WHERE ARE THESE AWFUL LIL KIDS, THEY NEED AN EDUMACATION.

(fake outrage again)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 16, 2020, 07:20:54 PM
I'm not sure if @PolkaDot 's avatar is shooting me the finger, picking her nose, or both.
Are you asking or expressing guilt?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 16, 2020, 07:21:17 PM
I asked her that a few days ago and I can assure you with absolute certainty that YOU are not on the receiving end of her particular bird. Trust me. She's a "meanhead" as the lil kids say.
If the shoe fits...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 16, 2020, 07:22:30 PM
WHAT? Lil kids must be dumb. Ohmygoda, she is delightful. WHERE ARE THESE AWFUL LIL KIDS, THEY NEED AN EDUMACATION.

(totally NOT fake outrage)
Thank you @anniem ! I am DELIGHTFUL!!!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 16, 2020, 07:29:17 PM
Are you asking or expressing guilt?

Ha! @PolkaDot  Why would I have guilt?  No.  I just noticed your new avatar recently and made an observation.  It looks just like I described.  It could be flipping me off, or anybody that looks at it for that matter...all the while picking the nose at the same time.  One or the other, or both.  Maybe neither.  Oh well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 16, 2020, 07:31:14 PM
Ha! @PolkaDot  Why would I have guilt?  No.  I just noticed your new avatar recently and made an observation.  It looks just like I described.  It could be flipping me off, or anybody that looks at it for that matter...all the while picking the nose at the same time.  One or the other, or both.  Maybe neither.  Oh well.
In that case, she's totally picking her nose.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 16, 2020, 08:27:56 PM
Ha! @PolkaDot  Why would I have guilt?  No.  I just noticed your new avatar recently and made an observation.  It looks just like I described.  It could be flipping me off, or anybody that looks at it for that matter...all the while picking the nose at the same time.  One or the other, or both.  Maybe neither.  Oh well.
She farted and she's holding her nose cuz even She can't stand it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 17, 2020, 05:14:20 PM
I'm not sure if @PolkaDot 's avatar is shooting me the finger, picking her nose, or both.

Please forgive her, she was raised by wolves.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 17, 2020, 05:40:25 PM
She farted and she's holding her nose cuz even She can't stand it.
Smells like roses on a Spring morning? Yes, I know...lovely.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 17, 2020, 05:40:55 PM
Please forgive her, she was raised by wolves.
Exactly! See, works for everything. 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 19, 2020, 02:08:18 PM
This is offensive.

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Offensive tasting, offensive to the word "jerky" and offensive to watermelons everywhere.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 19, 2020, 03:53:14 PM
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 19, 2020, 04:00:53 PM
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.

Aw! Sorry to hear this.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 19, 2020, 04:04:51 PM
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.

Could it be due to the loud clothing you are constantly looking at?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 19, 2020, 04:05:40 PM
Aw! Sorry to hear this.
Me too! It's a pain in the ass. Our last dog we had taught hand signals to when she was a pup, so when she got old and deaf it wasn't as big of a deal, but this dog we adopted as an adult and never got around to it.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 19, 2020, 04:06:47 PM
Could it be due to the loud clothing you are constantly looking at?
Bart. That hurts.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 19, 2020, 04:07:24 PM
Me too! It's a pain in the ass. Our last dog we had taught hand signals to when she was a pup, so when she got old and deaf it wasn't as big of a deal, but this dog we adopted as an adult and never got around to it.  :(

On the bright side - He could not hear how much you paid for that shirt.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 19, 2020, 04:22:28 PM
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.

I'm sorry, PolkaDot... :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 19, 2020, 05:04:56 PM
My grandfather, when confronted about his refusal to wear his hearing aids, said he’d heard enough.  Maybe the dog is the same.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on May 19, 2020, 09:32:39 PM
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.

My last surviving pug is deaf.  He was born that way.  He acts pretty much the same as other dogs but barks louder and if sleeping, doesn't wake up when someone comes into the house.  I think your dog will do just fine.   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 20, 2020, 04:14:48 PM
Elvis has left a legacy of sequins.  Very telling of how his career turned into a shitshow.  Reminds me of a guy named Art Bell...

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/science/story/2020-05-20/those-fighting-glitter-worms

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 20, 2020, 08:11:28 PM
My first thought when I saw this headline:
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was this:

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Post by: anniem on May 20, 2020, 08:20:42 PM
My first thought when I saw this headline:
was this:

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LOL!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 21, 2020, 09:06:44 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 21, 2020, 05:18:17 PM
Sooo...

Ex-lover is now working with an ex-girlfriend...  I hope they never mention my name.  I don't want them trying to contact me more than necessary (which is "never" by the way).

This 6-degrees thing is more like 2-degrees in my world.



This is freaking hilarious, I loved it:
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 21, 2020, 06:46:14 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 22, 2020, 12:13:23 PM
If you watch Japanese TV and hear a Loverboy song on a bidet commercial there is a 99% chance it is me.
Also, yes the guy I deal with asked for a "ruvverboy" song.
IT ISN'T RACIST IF IT IS TRUE!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 22, 2020, 12:24:47 PM
If you watch Japanese TV and hear a Loverboy song on a bidet commercial there is a 99% chance it is me.
Also, yes the guy I deal with asked for a "ruvverboy" song.
IT ISN'T RACIST IF IT IS TRUE!

VIDEO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!  Even if it didn't happen I think you should make a video of this
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 22, 2020, 12:27:59 PM
If you watch Japanese TV and hear a Loverboy song on a bidet commercial there is a 99% chance it is me.
Also, yes the guy I deal with asked for a "ruvverboy" song.
IT ISN'T RACIST IF IT IS TRUE!
The Japanese are on lockdown. So they're not working for the weekend, but they are Loving every minute of it!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 22, 2020, 12:29:28 PM
VIDEO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!  Even if it didn't happen I think you should make a video of this

I am not allowed to share what they send me since it isn't the final commercial.
No idea when it airs.
I could fake one with spritzy butt water, though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 22, 2020, 12:30:16 PM
The Japanese are on lockdown. So they're not working for the weekend, but they are Loving every minute of it!

They wanted WHEN IT'S OVER for a bidet commercial.
They are fun people!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 22, 2020, 12:34:56 PM
They wanted WHEN IT'S OVER for a bidet commercial.
They are fun people!

Please don't provide a video. The Libra mind goes to dark places..  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 22, 2020, 12:36:15 PM


lol. You had me at cats and aliens. The cats show typical persistence and nonchalance


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 22, 2020, 12:52:27 PM
Starting 75 minutes into this is hilarious...  The only thing missing was a mic drop - Boom!



1:14:57...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 22, 2020, 01:00:14 PM
Please don't provide a video. The Libra mind goes to dark places..  :o

There was a tampon commercial back in 1998 that would air on the Japanese business news at something like 8 in the morning...

Let's just say they were trying to show how women felt like they were wearing nothing... In an elevator, of all places, along with an old man as a witness.

Japanese TV...  Didn't need to leave anything to the imagination.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 22, 2020, 04:25:13 PM
I just discovered a show called Brockmire.  Hank Azaria has really aged, damn good so far...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 22, 2020, 05:00:43 PM
Starting 75 minutes into this is hilarious...  The only thing missing was a mic drop - Boom!



1:14:57...

The video has apparently been edited down, now that part starts at 39:00
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 22, 2020, 05:29:11 PM
The video has apparently been edited down, now that part starts at 39:00

Oh...  There was an empty room at the beginning...  Must've cut that off. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 23, 2020, 03:51:30 PM
Japan Report - Next up is Elton John for a diaper commercial!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 23, 2020, 04:41:26 PM
Japan Report - Next up is Elton John for a diaper commercial!

What brand does he wear?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 23, 2020, 04:47:58 PM
What brand does he wear?
Gay man from Kelowna, BC.  FACT.

You changed it?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 23, 2020, 05:10:36 PM
RATT, yes RATT, has an American commercial.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 23, 2020, 05:14:07 PM
RATT, yes RATT, has an American commercial.

It is easy to work cheap when there are only 2 members getting paid!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 25, 2020, 11:54:17 AM
My memory escapes me...

There was a country and western duo that had a minor MTV hit with a song "Where's the beef?" Probably circa mid-1980s

I have googled it and just can't find it.  I even searched for country artists appearing on MTV...  Maybe they weren't country artists, maybe they were just really hokey bearded guys left over from the 1970s.

Argh!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 25, 2020, 12:05:56 PM
My memory escapes me...

There was a country and western duo that had a minor MTV hit with a song "Where's the beef?" Probably circa mid-1980s

I have googled it and just can't find it.  I even searched for country artists appearing on MTV...  Maybe they weren't country artists, maybe they were just really hokey bearded guys left over from the 1970s.

Argh!

Maybe
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 25, 2020, 01:02:20 PM
I figured it out...

"Where's the Dress" Moe and Joe.

These memory fragments torture me occasionally...

I tried to find the original music video, it has a copyright block in the United States... Weird.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 26, 2020, 09:24:35 AM
When I see a politician raise there fist in the air in a supposed symbol of strength, solidarity, or support I have the urge to hack it off with my machete.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 26, 2020, 11:14:13 AM
Nearly had a heart attack...

I use the postal service's "informed delivery" service. An ominous letter from the IRS was part of my mail today. Fortunately, it had a notice number of 1444...  Google tells me that it's just a stimulus check explanatory letter.

Whew!  I've been audited more than I wish.  I had an accountant back in my early days of music who got everybody he worked for audited.  I never trusted anybody else to do my taxes since then.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 26, 2020, 01:24:50 PM
I won't be going to any more stores where we all wait in line outside first.  There are plenty of other places to go.

So goodbye Trader Joes, Home Despot, Costco, Berkeley Bowl, and Sprouts on a busy day.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 26, 2020, 02:20:42 PM
I won't be going to any more stores where we all wait in line outside first.  There are plenty of other places to go.

So goodbye Trader Joes, Home Despot, Costco, Berkeley Bowl, and Sprouts on a busy day.

Amen!

Closer to the coast, TJ's, HDs and Costco have outdoor lines and further inland, they don't.  I'd say I've noticed that in the last week...  Being that there's three cities involved, I think they're more in line with the liberal political desires that the lockdown benefits.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 26, 2020, 06:51:30 PM
@KSM32

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 26, 2020, 06:51:46 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 26, 2020, 06:53:45 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 26, 2020, 07:17:39 PM
I still don't get crackers.
Dry bullshit bread.
NO USE FOR IT!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 26, 2020, 08:41:56 PM

Sal sings the hits.

Wouldn't work here but Sal threads as you know have worked for many years because Sal is a constant source of material.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on May 26, 2020, 09:33:24 PM
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Post by: Spookcat on May 26, 2020, 09:40:33 PM
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and infinitely more terrifying O.o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on May 27, 2020, 09:00:36 PM
I still don't get crackers.

You and me both, Pal. Still waiting on my reparations!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 28, 2020, 09:23:46 AM
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😆!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 28, 2020, 11:00:13 AM
Somethings not right here..

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 28, 2020, 11:05:34 AM
Somethings not right here..

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One of the hidden members is named KittySM57.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 28, 2020, 01:15:36 PM
One of the hidden members is named KittySM57.
SHURE was pretty quick to discontinue that line if I remember right. Whaaat were they thinkin!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 28, 2020, 01:42:42 PM
SHURE was pretty quick to discontinue that line if I remember right. Whaaat were they thinkin!!

Mic/vibrator combo. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 28, 2020, 01:58:31 PM
Canadians are weird

https://twitter.com/johntory/status/1265972099203678213
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 28, 2020, 02:05:36 PM
Canadians are weird

https://twitter.com/johntory/status/1265972099203678213

 :-[ :-[ :-[

Look! No hockey. No baseball. No Nuttin! Sumpthinz gotta give man and it might as well be blood!



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 28, 2020, 03:02:24 PM
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Post by: Bart Ell on May 28, 2020, 03:03:02 PM
Canadians are weird


So you like 'em filthy?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 28, 2020, 03:13:07 PM
So you like 'em filthy?

When you fill out a form in Canada, is “Person that menstruates” listed as a gender option?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 28, 2020, 03:21:43 PM
When you fill out a form in Canada, is “Person that menstruates” listed as a gender option?

Yes but then ladies who had gone through the change got all up in arms and we had to change it to "person that menstruates or used to when they still produced ovarian estrogen"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 28, 2020, 03:47:00 PM
Saw a guy jogging outside in the rain. His shorts did not match his shirt and his running shoes looked really cheap. He had a real potato kinda body and I suspect that is why he was out "running" in the rain. He jiggled like a bowl full of jelly. He had obvious hypertension due to the red blotchy skin on his ginger face. He looked like a Garret!

Hello garret, how are you?
I am very glad to hear that you are well.
You're not going to live very long.
Blame your genetic toolkit.
You pasty unfortunate sack o jacked off monkey shit.

Kudos for the effort, Garret.

Too little too late. Not like it matters much now. You Are going to die, soon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 28, 2020, 04:36:09 PM
Saw a guy jogging outside in the rain. His shorts did not match his shirt and his running shoes looked really cheap. He had a real potato kinda body and I suspect that is why he was out "running" in the rain. He jiggled like a bowl full of jelly. He had obvious hypertension due to the red blotchy skin on his ginger face. He looked like a Garret!

Hello garret, how are you?
I am very glad to hear that you are well.
You're not going to live very long.
Blame your genetic toolkit.
You pasty unfortunate sack o jacked off monkey shit.

Kudos for the effort, Garret.

Too little too late. Not like it matters much now. You Are going to die, soon.

Same guy Dot saw?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 28, 2020, 06:50:59 PM
Saw a guy jogging outside in the rain. His shorts did not match his shirt and his running shoes looked really cheap. He had a real potato kinda body and I suspect that is why he was out "running" in the rain. He jiggled like a bowl full of jelly. He had obvious hypertension due to the red blotchy skin on his ginger face. He looked like a Garret!

Hello garret, how are you?
I am very glad to hear that you are well.
You're not going to live very long.
Blame your genetic toolkit.
You pasty unfortunate sack o jacked off monkey shit.

Kudos for the effort, Garret.

Too little too late. Not like it matters much now. You Are going to die, soon.

Is he the guy with the fence around the hole in his lawn?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 28, 2020, 10:10:45 PM
Is he the guy with the fence around the hole in his lawn?
No. That's Alex. This guy was new..  I hope he outlives Alex. Alex would fit in my freezer but who the fuck would want to eat that swish.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 28, 2020, 10:40:40 PM
I like skipping to the crash but, based on the comments, they were stupid throughout the whole police chase that they FB live-streamed...



9:15 LE gets the tires, 9:40 they start their crash.  Bitches be like talking shit and then crying after they're caught.

PS playing it at 1/2 speed around 4:15 is fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 28, 2020, 10:41:09 PM
No. That's Alex. This guy was new..  I hope he outlives Alex. Alex would fit in my freezer but who the fuck would want to eat that swish.

Whatever happened to that little project? I don't remember seeing any updates.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 29, 2020, 08:10:22 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 29, 2020, 10:50:46 AM
Anyone know whats going on with people on Twitter having the red “no” circles over their avatars? Like the 🚭 sign
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 29, 2020, 11:20:26 AM
Whatever happened to that little project? I don't remember seeing any updates.
So far it's just as shitty as it was! Don't see anything growing there yet. Just uneven posts with chicken wire around the perimeter. He has the worst house on the street and doesn't care. FLAT ROOF! ? It's like that particular house was built by an entirely different builder than the rest. AND he lets dandelions grow rampant on what's left of his lawn. Both neighbors on each side try to keep their lawns perfect but fucknut ruins it for them.

I will HAVE to find a way to sneak a picture..  gonna be hard..  gotta do it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 29, 2020, 12:10:09 PM
So far it's just as shitty as it was! Don't see anything growing there yet. Just uneven posts with chicken wire around the perimeter. He has the worst house on the street and doesn't care. FLAT ROOF! ? It's like that particular house was built by an entirely different builder than the rest. AND he lets dandelions grow rampant on what's left of his lawn. Both neighbors on each side try to keep their lawns perfect but fucknut ruins it for them.

I will HAVE to find a way to sneak a picture..  gonna be hard..  gotta do it.

Forget about childrens' safety, dropping word in the ear of some overzealous animal rights person might be a bureaucratic way to alter the landscaping...  A fence out in the middle of nowhere may be a risk leading to the injury an animal.

It's a California tactic, but hey...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 29, 2020, 03:28:20 PM
Forget about childrens' safety, dropping word in the ear of some overzealous animal rights person might be a bureaucratic way to alter the landscaping...  A fence out in the middle of nowhere may be a risk leading to the injury an animal.

It's a California tactic, but hey...
Leviticus has alot to offer when dealing with lawnless heathens like him and his ilk. Perhaps I'll  burn or stone him :)


Postng on android from the river. Whow knew!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 29, 2020, 03:34:39 PM
Tom has alot of moss growing/living on him. I like it. Wonder if he does..   :-\

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Post by: sean92008 on May 29, 2020, 05:32:17 PM
Tom has alot of moss growing/living on him. I like it. Wonder if he does..   :-\

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What Would Roger Cook Say?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on May 29, 2020, 05:46:06 PM
Canadians are weird

https://twitter.com/johntory/status/1265972099203678213

I think there should be a Vagina Awareness Month each year. There's so much to learn!!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 29, 2020, 08:00:42 PM
You boys seem to be running amuck in here... ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on May 30, 2020, 01:24:48 PM
RE: Space X Dragon Launch today from Cape Kennedy:

Every time they mention "Bob & Doug" ... I'm thinking

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 30, 2020, 07:19:32 PM
I accidentally ingested a full ONE ounce of Round-Up weed killer today and couldn't feel better.

More proof that I am NOT human.
  All you weaklings would be DEAD! BUT I FEEL NOTHING!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 30, 2020, 07:26:29 PM
I accidentally ingested a full ONE ounce of Round-Up weed killer today and couldn't feel better.

More proof that I am NOT human.
  All you weaklings would be DEAD! BUT I FEEL NOTHING!

The new fake shit or the old stuff that actually worked?
I only have 2 jugs of the old stuff left.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 30, 2020, 07:26:39 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1266917630360850433
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 30, 2020, 07:32:51 PM
The new fake shit or the old stuff that actually worked?
I only have 2 jugs of the old stuff left.
Semantics

Yeah it was the fucking new stuff but still, all the shit I sprayed with it is dead as fuck. Don't try and ruin my high. My invincibility is a real thing.

..the original stuff was indeed the shit
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 30, 2020, 11:03:18 PM
RE: Space X Dragon Launch today from Cape Kennedy:

Every time they mention "Bob & Doug" ... I'm thinking

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Exactly!  I can imagine in the capsule, "Mine turn to drive, hoser!"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 31, 2020, 03:02:06 PM
The new Chevy "wind in your hair" ad sounds like @Richard Groyper did the voiceover for it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 31, 2020, 05:01:06 PM
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@Spookcat
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Post by: sean92008 on May 31, 2020, 06:22:13 PM
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@Spookcat

RIP Grumpy Cat.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 01, 2020, 06:04:15 PM
Husband just brewed a fresh cup of coffee....it smells SO GOOD!!! I want one! Trying hard not to give in.  Who can drink coffee at 7 o’clock at night!?!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 01, 2020, 06:17:26 PM
Who can drink coffee at 7 o’clock at night!?!

I CAN ANSWER THAT IN 2 SONGS BY THE SAME BAND!



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 01, 2020, 06:27:58 PM
Husband just brewed a fresh cup of coffee....it smells SO GOOD!!! I want one! Trying hard not to give in.  Who can drink coffee at 7 o’clock at night!?!
BAD IDEA.  Don't do it. Sleepless night for Dotty..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 01, 2020, 07:55:06 PM
I CAN ANSWER THAT IN 2 SONGS BY THE SAME BAND!




LOL
I appreciate your optimism.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 01, 2020, 07:57:58 PM
BAD IDEA.  Don't do it. Sleepless night for Dotty..
Agreed and if that fucker tries to wake me up bc he can’t sleep I’ll kick him right onto the floor.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ghost BEP on June 01, 2020, 08:31:14 PM
Agreed and if that fucker tries to wake me up bc he can’t sleep I’ll kick him right onto the floor.

Floor kicking sounds sexy. Once you go BEP you can’t go back!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 01, 2020, 08:40:52 PM
Floor kicking sounds sexy. Once you go BEP you can’t go back!
I see you’re out causing trouble , BEP.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 02, 2020, 06:41:56 AM
Now with lyrics!!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 03, 2020, 10:43:17 PM
Here is the house I was talking about. I've spoken to the owner a couple of times, and his cute little kids. They are very polite and a little scared of my dog but they did pet her last time I saw them. I wouldn't like to live close to their house though.
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The weeds in front of that mass of green are what I am most bugged by.  Like no effort to even keep them from growing for two months to get 4 feet tall. If the mass generated a fragrant flower, like jasmine do, I'd probably not mind as much as long as there's no rat nests...

Now those weedy looking stalks have bloomed!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 04, 2020, 09:09:12 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 04, 2020, 02:10:26 PM
Nude on the inversion table a few days ago. Hilarious when everything flaps over at that certain point when gravity grabs hold.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 04, 2020, 02:35:39 PM
Nude on the inversion table a few days ago. Hilarious when everything flaps over at that certain point when gravity grabs hold.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait. I thought you bought that inversion table for your wife!!! If so, this is a terrible terrible post and I hope you did not laugh out loud!!!!
SPIRAL STAIRS CAN ONLY GO SO FAR, MR MAN!

(fake outrage)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 04, 2020, 02:42:28 PM
Nude on the inversion table a few days ago. Hilarious when everything flaps over at that certain point when gravity grabs hold.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’ve been trying to tell you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 04, 2020, 04:28:22 PM
Wait. I thought you bought that inversion table for your wife!!! If so, this is a terrible terrible post and I hope you did not laugh out loud!!!!
SPIRAL STAIRS CAN ONLY GO SO FAR, MR MAN!

(fake outrage)

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@anniem - you're cracking me up today!
+1 for the laughs.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on June 04, 2020, 04:35:11 PM
Wait. I thought you bought that inversion table for your wife!!! If so, this is a terrible terrible post and I hope you did not laugh out loud!!!!
SPIRAL STAIRS CAN ONLY GO SO FAR, MR MAN!

(fake outrage)

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He wasn't lying, he bought it for the lady of the house.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 04, 2020, 05:00:06 PM
@anniem - you're cracking me up today!
+1 for the laughs.  ;D

Glad you like it. I woke up with the Banana Splits theme song in my head. Things could be worse!
And now for something completely different!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 04, 2020, 05:08:35 PM
Now those weedy looking stalks have bloomed!
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Maybe I've been killing gladiolas or whatever they are...  My hillside will get them fast...  Hummm...  Sure looks the same.  I'll see what they look like as they're allowed to mature.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on June 04, 2020, 05:29:53 PM
Now those weedy looking stalks have bloomed!
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That's a lily, Annie.  And a nicely colored one at that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on June 04, 2020, 05:32:13 PM
People who bellow out, "That's what I'm talking about!" are almost always never talking about it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 04, 2020, 05:49:54 PM
That's a lily, Annie.  And a nicely colored one at that.

I thought they were a nasty weed, and then POOF a pretty flower!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 04, 2020, 05:55:41 PM
People who bellow out, "That's what I'm talking about!" are almost always never talking about it.

Agreed. Because if they WERE talking about it then there is no need to say "that's what I'm talking about", it would be the talking about and nothing more.
And IF I don't know what they are talking about it would be because they are boring or the presentation leaves much to be desired and the result is that I don't know what they are talking about. If they simply say that is what they are talking about, well that doesn't help me. Not a bit. It demonstrates that they are lazy and uncaring, so I don't even care what they are talking about.
You know what I'm talking about?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 04, 2020, 06:09:12 PM
Wait. I thought you bought that inversion table for your wife!!! If so, this is a terrible terrible post and I hope you did not laugh out loud!!!!
SPIRAL STAIRS CAN ONLY GO SO FAR, MR MAN!

(fake outrage)

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Yes Annie. I did buy it for her but I use it too. Sometimes neked!

I have fallen UP those stairs several times over the years. Never down.

I’ve been trying to tell you.
I know and it was hard to not tag you there but I didn't think doing such a thing while my cock was flapping around would've been appropriate. You're welcome.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on June 04, 2020, 06:24:38 PM
Armpit farts are underrated.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 04, 2020, 06:43:39 PM
Yes Annie. I did buy it for her but I use it too.

Phew. Thank goodness! Really!

(very fake relief)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 04, 2020, 06:50:02 PM
People who bellow out, "That's what I'm talking about!" are almost always never talking about it.

Same as people who say I GOT THIS!
They never have it.
NEVER!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 04, 2020, 06:55:10 PM
I have fallen UP those stairs several times over the years.

Please post a video PLEASE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 04, 2020, 08:23:22 PM
Yes Annie. I did buy it for her but I use it too. Sometimes neked!

I have fallen UP those stairs several times over the years. Never down.
I know and it was hard to not tag you there but I didn't think doing such a thing while my cock was flapping around would've been appropriate. You're welcome.

So the only question that remains is whether it was “psychedelic toad” or “Spanish porn star” that prompted me to tag you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 04, 2020, 08:27:24 PM
So the only question that remains is whether it was “psychedelic toad” or “Spanish porn star” that prompted me to tag you.
I’m guessing toad.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 04, 2020, 08:36:12 PM
So the only question that remains is whether it was “psychedelic toad” or “Spanish porn star” that prompted me to tag you.
never mind     you win   eye got nuthin
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on June 04, 2020, 08:36:24 PM
Please post a video PLEASE!
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Post by: Spookcat on June 06, 2020, 07:00:01 PM
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Post by: anniem on June 07, 2020, 10:12:27 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 07, 2020, 09:17:35 PM
                        Vera died





oh well, whadda ya gonna do                 ..these things happen :-\


                                                                                                                 show must go on

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Post by: sean92008 on June 07, 2020, 09:52:19 PM
That's really sad to hear.  Fur family is family.
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Post by: anniem on June 07, 2020, 10:23:40 PM
                        Vera died
oh well, whadda ya gonna do                 ..these things happen :-\                                                                                                                 show must go on

Oh no! So sorry to hear this.   :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 07, 2020, 10:29:53 PM
That's really sad to hear.  Fur family is family.

Oh no! So sorry to hear this.   :(

was a joke


i'm ksm
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 08, 2020, 12:03:35 AM
was a joke


i'm ksm

More like Farm Penis.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 08, 2020, 12:57:48 AM
was a joke


i'm ksm

YOU BASTARD!!

I hope she bites you for that!


meanie
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 08, 2020, 04:30:53 AM
That's really sad to hear.  Fur family is family.

They are pets.
Do you go to a store to get a new daughter if one kicks the bucket after 15 years?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 08, 2020, 06:46:07 AM
They are pets.
Do you go to a store to get a new daughter if one kicks the bucket after 15 years?

Only if there is a really good sale going on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 08, 2020, 06:49:05 AM
was a joke
i'm ksm

No, I don't believe you.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO VERA?????
Listen, if she is not gone then you at the very least should put her and a current newspaper together, take a photo and upload it.
WAIT they have to be near the fancy staircase. AND there has to be a chicken in the photo.
OTHERWISE NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THAT WAS A JOKE COS IT WASN'T A FUNNY.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 08, 2020, 07:42:39 AM
Put an accordion in the photo, now that we know you are aware of them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 08, 2020, 07:57:58 AM
Put an accordion in the photo, now that we know you are aware of them.

Right! So photo must contain Vera, the stairs, a current newspaper, a chicken (preferably the one on your shoulder in your avatar), and an accordion. The accordion can be owned or rented, your choice, @KSM32
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 08, 2020, 08:04:16 AM
The accordion can be owned or rented, your choice, @KSM32

Can't he just tax a nerd for one?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 08, 2020, 08:19:34 AM
Can't he just tax a nerd for one?

Yeah, I think so. That would work too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 08, 2020, 08:41:25 AM
YOU BASTARD!!

I hope she bites you for that!


meanie
BUT I SLAY MERMAIDS!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 08, 2020, 08:55:04 AM
BUT I SLAY MERMAIDS!

AND put a slain mermaid in the photo too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 08, 2020, 11:25:02 AM
They are pets.
Do you go to a store to get a new daughter if one kicks the bucket after 15 years?
Is this an option? Asking because I'm anticipating wanting to skip parenting a teenager for a few years at some point. Also, is it too late to have him chipped? You know, in case I lose him and a stranger finds him and quickly figures out they want to return him to his rightful owners?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 08, 2020, 11:27:42 AM
BUT I SLAY MERMAIDS!
@KSM32 is there a story behind this? Also, how many mermaid carcasses are above your fireplace?
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Post by: Bluejay on June 08, 2020, 11:50:59 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 08, 2020, 12:13:56 PM
BUT I SLAY MERMAIDS!

If this is a reference to something, it’s going over my head.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 08, 2020, 02:18:44 PM
If this is a reference to something, it’s going over my head.

I don't know either
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 08, 2020, 02:22:49 PM
was a joke


i'm ksm

Your dog is dead. J/K. Ha ha! So funny. Dumbass farmboy. I'm reporting you to the Canadian SPCA 😾

#SaveVera   #Cage @KSM32
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 08, 2020, 02:45:41 PM
Your dog is dead. J/K. Ha ha! So funny. Dumbass farmboy. I'm reporting you to the Canadian SPCA 😾

#SaveVera   #Cage @KSM32
Pfff  your unbridled lust and desire for me is soooo fucking transparent ::)  I'll bet you'd like to cage me - when you're not bedding me that is ::)  @TigerLily

Ugh.. stop embarrassing yourself Lady.   8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 08, 2020, 03:13:05 PM
Pfff  your unbridled lust and desire for me is soooo fucking transparent ::)  I'll bet you'd like to cage me - when you're not bedding me that is ::)  @TigerLily

Ugh.. stop embarrassing yourself Lady.   8)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 08, 2020, 03:25:11 PM
It turns out everyone does have a price.
My price to let go of my childhood hate of Duran Duran is 5 grand.
Well played, Japanese data recovery company with a fat advertising budget.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 08, 2020, 03:57:31 PM
It turns out everyone does have a price.
My price to let go of my childhood hate of Duran Duran is 5 grand.
Well played, Japanese data recovery company with a fat advertising budget.

Duran Duran. Gawd.

In H.S. I dated a rather sturdy cheerleader [pyramid foundation type] with a big chest for awhile.  She was a Duran Duran fanatic - so of course so was I.   ::)     It was tolerable until they were scheduled to come to town on tour.   When push came to shove I couldn't go through with it and get tix.  That was the end of that.  She ended up marrying some other dude in our class right after graduation.  I do believe I did the right thing.
 
I mean really.............
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 08, 2020, 04:01:54 PM
Duran Duran. Gawd.


Great band! - Bought Bart
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 08, 2020, 04:05:15 PM
Great band! - Bought Bart

You sold out for cash.  I sold out for 80's cuties.   You did better - I imagine you usually do...................

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 08, 2020, 04:09:05 PM
I like later years Duran²
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 08, 2020, 04:09:28 PM
You sold out for cash.  I sold out for 80's cuties.   You did better - I imagine you usually do...................

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I pretended I understood Siouxsie and the Banshees to get Becky A. naked.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 08, 2020, 04:34:50 PM
I pretended I understood Siouxsie and the Banshees to get Becky A. naked.

Jeez Louise.  Hopefully Becky was more top of the cheerleader pyramid.   That is an Azzerae type price to pay.

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Sorry Azz - it was slam dunk...............
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 08, 2020, 04:36:14 PM
Great band! - Bought Bart

I'll become concerned if you buy the FUNKO pops.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 08, 2020, 04:39:01 PM
Jeez Louise.  Hopefully Becky was more top of the cheerleader pyramid. 

She was a top left in your photo example.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 08, 2020, 04:41:20 PM
I'll become concerned if you buy the FUNKO pops.

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I would have no issue helping them sell those midget dolls if they backed up the Funkobarrow to my door.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 08, 2020, 05:00:16 PM
She was a top left in your photo example.

You dawg!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 08, 2020, 05:54:20 PM
I hope in selling out you pronounced the name of the band correctly - DOO-ran. DOO-ran.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 08, 2020, 07:35:08 PM
Is this an option? Asking because I'm anticipating wanting to skip parenting a teenager for a few years at some point. Also, is it too late to have him chipped? You know, in case I lose him and a stranger finds him and quickly figures out they want to return him to his rightful owners?

Hand the little shit a box of transistor radios and tell it it can come out of the basement when it has turned them into iPhones.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on June 08, 2020, 07:44:40 PM
Whatever happened to The Box?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 08, 2020, 07:49:22 PM
Whatever happened to The Box?

Not allowed to get closer together anymore due to the pandemic.
Also, Sass Jordan took her box elsewhere.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on June 08, 2020, 08:43:18 PM
Not allowed to get closer together anymore due to the pandemic.
Also, Sass Jordan took her box elsewhere.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 08, 2020, 09:10:25 PM
I pretended I understood Siouxsie and the Banshees to get Becky A. naked.
Because Siouxsie is amazing!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 08, 2020, 09:12:56 PM
Hand the little shit a box of transistor radios and tell it it can come out of the basement when it has turned them into iPhones.
Bad Bart!!
Also...do you have a box of transistor radios?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 09, 2020, 10:41:33 AM
Don't know why, but our Boodie dog had a seizure last night!
 ??? :( :( :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 09, 2020, 11:35:30 AM
Don't know why, but our Boodie dog had a seizure last night!
 ??? :( :( :(
The standard has been set. Pics with today’s newspaper and a chicken.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 09, 2020, 11:48:37 AM
The standard has been set. Pics with today’s newspaper and a chicken.

Hm, I don't get a newspaper.   :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 09, 2020, 11:52:38 AM
Hm, I don't get a newspaper.   :-\

We also require an accordion.



I hope your smelly dog is ok
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 09, 2020, 02:57:22 PM
We also require an accordion.
I hope your smelly dog is ok

Well crap.
I have a short video of the seizure for the vet, but I don't think I'll upload it.

She seems to be ok, but is not smelly cos she had a shower.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 09, 2020, 03:34:22 PM
This Japanese ice treat has an interesting package shape and color.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on June 09, 2020, 04:01:49 PM
This Japanese ice treat has an interesting package shape and color.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 09, 2020, 04:05:17 PM
Don't know why, but our Boodie dog had a seizure last night!
 ??? :( :( :(

Is the pupper okay?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 09, 2020, 04:15:35 PM
Is the pupper okay?

She seems to be. She wanted to run around and play shortly after the episode and has seemed fine since. I was on FB and saw DH posting a pet related thing so I wrote with her a bit about it. And then my brother said he had a dog who had seizures now and then. Read a little google and it seems like this can happen now and again. We'll see the vet if it continues. I mean we will take her to the vet if it continues.
Thank you for asking.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 09, 2020, 06:50:19 PM
A few months ago I got out of the shower and applied a clay mask to my perfect face with the intention of washing it off before leaving the house into town.  I forgot. I left the house and drove to the Airbnb place to change out a few 110 electrical boxes.  I kept the clay mask on until I got home where I washed it off.

My skin looked so nice and fresh. I went out chasing women that night until my wife found out.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 09, 2020, 06:59:49 PM
A few months ago I got out of the shower and applied a clay mask to my perfect face with the intention of washing it off before leaving the house into town.  I forgot. I left the house and drove to the Airbnb place to change out a few 110 electrical boxes.  I kept the clay mask on until I got home where I washed it off.
My skin looked so nice and fresh. I went out chasing women that night until my wife found out.

I believe all of it except the red bit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 09, 2020, 07:36:09 PM
I believe all of it except the red bit.

100% CORRECT
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 09, 2020, 07:42:20 PM
100% CORRECT

Ah, maybe a new game. Spot the fake words.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 10, 2020, 10:56:55 AM
Why isn't the Lawrence Welk show being aired in Pittsburgh?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 10, 2020, 11:23:50 AM
Why isn't the Lawrence Welk show being aired in Pittsburgh?

I, for one, raised my kids watching that show.  Those musicians kicked some massive ass although most of it was pretty vanilla and toned-down.  I was more interested in introducing them to big band kind of music.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on June 10, 2020, 11:28:15 AM
Why isn't the Lawrence Welk show being aired in Pittsburgh?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 10, 2020, 11:50:46 AM
I, for one, raised my kids watching that show.  Those musicians kicked some massive ass although most of it was pretty vanilla and toned-down.  I was more interested in introducing them to big band kind of music.

That's good to see. @sean92008  I used to watch it as a kid in the early 70's, and throughout the years, with my Grandmother and my Mom.  As I grew older I learned to appreciate the music and talent more.  You are correct in stating the musicians kicked some massive ass.  Nearly every show was live and there wasn't a hiccup. Just tight performances.

My routine for quite some time has been to tune in on PBS at 7:00 pm EST every Saturday while kicking back in my recliner.  Gives me a sense of nostalgia and a calm feeling.  Now, after moving back to Pittsburgh I do not find it listed anywhere, which is surprising.  I'm really bummed.   :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 10, 2020, 11:52:19 AM
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Oh my. LOL!!!!  I do not recall seeing that one.  I can't stop staring at Lawrence.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 10, 2020, 12:05:07 PM
That's good to see. @sean92008  I used to watch it as a kid in the early 70's, and throughout the years, with my Grandmother and my Mom.  As I grew older I learned to appreciate the music and talent more.  You are correct in stating the musicians kicked some massive ass.  Nearly every show was live and there wasn't a hiccup. Just tight performances.

My routine for quite some time has been to tune in on PBS at 7:00 pm EST every Saturday while kicking back in my recliner.  Gives me a sense of nostalgia and a calm feeling.  Now, after moving back to Pittsburgh I do not find it listed anywhere, which is surprising.  I'm really bummed.   :(

I would think that the Lawrence welk production team would have online streaming. They all ended up just 30 or 40 miles east of me in an area near Escondido, California.

It was easy to watch because it was just before British comedy night on our PBS station.  Shows like Red Dwarf, Murder Most Horrid, etc... 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 10, 2020, 12:12:03 PM
I would think that the Lawrence welk production team would have online streaming. They all ended up just 30 or 40 miles east of me in an area near Escondido, California.

It was easy to watch because it was just before British comedy night on our PBS station.  Shows like Red Dwarf, Murder Most Horrid, etc...

You would think.  One would also think that you could purchase a DVD box set or something.  All that's available are just some holiday specials and a few very early episodes which are poor in quality. 

My PBS station had the Brit Com night too at the same time.  It's how I got hooked on them years ago.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 10, 2020, 01:12:11 PM
I would think that the Lawrence welk production team would have online streaming. They all ended up just 30 or 40 miles east of me in an area near Escondido, California.

It was easy to watch because it was just before British comedy night on our PBS station.  Shows like Red Dwarf, Murder Most Horrid, etc...

Red Dwarf is great!  I'm going to check to see if it's on around here
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 10, 2020, 04:58:31 PM
I think Red Dwarf is on Pluto TV...  I don't know if it is its own channel or if it were part of the British Channel.  I watched it on a Roku TV, so I may be off...

The whole hippie Welk video:




Red Dwarf is great!  I'm going to check to see if it's on around here

If you like Saunders & French, I really recommend checking out Murder Most Horrid.  It was a fun show, Dawn French really shines (moreso than Vicar of Dibley).  I only saw it in 1999 or so and haven't seen it anywhere since.  I went on a trip and came back and the time slot was filled with a different show...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_Most_Horrid
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 10, 2020, 06:45:26 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 10, 2020, 08:44:26 PM
Here's a connection out of nowhere...

I have been watching channel 905 on Roku's version of pluto.tv...

First was the movie Wings over America. Followed by Prince's Sign o' the Times

The connection?  Sheila E from Prince's band and Denny Laine from Wings both lived off the 215 South of Las Vegas back around 2005-2010. Just a few miles from each other.

I have nothing better to do than to connect dots, thanks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 12, 2020, 11:34:01 PM
Does anybody remember The Adventures of Brisco County Jr?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Brisco_County,_Jr.

There was an actor on the first season of Star Trek TNG who kind of looked and sounded familiar. Turns out that he was on BCJ...  I remember loving the vibe of that show and being entertained by it.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 12, 2020, 11:54:39 PM
Does anybody remember The Adventures of Brisco County Jr?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Brisco_County,_Jr.

There was an actor on the first season of Star Trek TNG who kind of looked and sounded familiar. Turns out that he was on BCJ...  I remember loving the vibe of that show and being entertained by it.

Sorry. In '93 I was....5.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 13, 2020, 12:07:51 AM
Sorry. In '93 I was....5.

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Back when TV was a little more of a monopoly, cable existed but I don't think it was 400 channels yet...

(I avoided making a cute little pussy joke there, kitten... 🙄🙄🙄🙄)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 13, 2020, 12:11:51 AM
Did Kolby's death ever make the papers?  Anyone?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 13, 2020, 12:17:12 AM
Back when TV was a little more of a monopoly, cable existed but I don't think it was 400 channels yet...

(I avoided making a cute little pussy joke there, kitten... 🙄🙄🙄🙄)

Well I didn't grow up with that many channels. I was raised primarily on Sesame Street VHS, PBS. Disney, cartoon network, Nickelodeon, and eventually branched out. OH and Law and Order... Which I am surprised is still a big thing after a billion years.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 13, 2020, 08:29:04 AM
Well I didn't grow up with that many channels. I was raised primarily on Sesame Street VHS, PBS. Disney, cartoon network, Nickelodeon, and eventually branched out. OH and Law and Order... Which I am surprised is still a big thing after a billion years.

L&O was/is an emotionally and intellectually engaging show, any good procedural is...  Just like...  Wait for it...  Art Bell's C2C! 😁😁😁

Quality has a great shelf life.  I still think one of the best written and well-acted shows of all time are the 1/2-hour episodes of Gunsmoke. Right up there with Twilight Zone.

In the last year or two, I've done binges of Real Love, Kimmy Schmidt, Six Feet Under, The Office, Parks and Recreation (Chris Pratt's character is not good for binging), The Good Place.  4 of those shows are related by writers, production teams and casts.  I still prefer Star Trek TNG.

Keep meowing, Spooksie!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on June 13, 2020, 11:11:13 AM
Does anybody remember The Adventures of Brisco County Jr?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Brisco_County,_Jr.

There was an actor on the first season of Star Trek TNG who kind of looked and sounded familiar. Turns out that he was on BCJ...  I remember loving the vibe of that show and being entertained by it.

Jack of All Trades was my Bruce Campbell TV show of choice. It only lasted a season and a half. I still remember being really sad tuning into and instead of see Jack it was another episode of the not as good Cleopatra2525 and when they next week was the same thing, I figured Jack got cancelled. But I did get my hands on the entire series on DVD. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 13, 2020, 11:44:33 AM
Jack of All Trades was my Bruce Campbell TV show of choice. It only lasted a season and a half. I still remember being really sad tuning into and instead of see Jack it was another episode of the not as good Cleopatra2525 and when they next week was the same thing, I figured Jack got cancelled. But I did get my hands on the entire series on DVD.

Bruce Campbell has a good energy.  Enjoyed whenever I've seen him.

Here's a completely random video

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 13, 2020, 12:08:19 PM
The whole hippie Welk video:




Thanks @sean92008"Don't you cats know that PolkaJazz is strictly from Squaresville." LOL!  I love good ol' Jack Imel on drums throwing up the peace sign.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 13, 2020, 12:13:16 PM
Thanks @sean92008"Don't you cats know that PolkaJazz is strictly from Squaresville." LOL!  I love good ol' Jack Imel on drums throwing up the peace sign.  ;D

You know, if LW what is doing his gig today, I bet you there would be some controversy. Maybe you would get tagged with the "cult leader" title.  😁😁😁😁 Wholesomeness and discipline... er, well...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 13, 2020, 12:31:19 PM
You know, if LW what is doing his gig today, I bet you there would be some controversy. Maybe you would get tagged with the "cult leader" title.  😁😁😁😁 Wholesomeness and discipline... er, well...

@sean92008   Oh yeah.  He wouldn't last very long unless he became more diverse.  There was one moment during a show, long ago, where Arthur Duncan put on a heck of a tap performance and after he was done LW came out, shook his hand, praised his talent, and said he was "a credit to his race."  It was cringe worthy and that would be the death of the show today.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 13, 2020, 01:16:23 PM
@sean92008   Oh yeah.  He wouldn't last very long unless he became more diverse.  There was one moment during a show, long ago, where Arthur Duncan put on a heck of a tap performance and after he was done LW came out, shook his hand, praised his talent, and said he was "a credit to his race."  It was cringe worthy and that would be the death of the show today.

I remember seeing interviews with a few of the regulars in his last few years on air...  I guess he put his nose into their sex lives, their diet, even controlled when family members were allowed to visit.  They made it sound like it was a tight ship thing, not mind control or anything like that...  It would be a poor optic nowadays.

Ultimately, I'm sure it was all about keeping the show scandal free because he what is very dependent on his wholesome image.

Of course, Lawrence welk didn't dare talk to Lee Liberace 😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 13, 2020, 02:23:41 PM
I remember seeing interviews with a few of the regulars in his last few years on air...  I guess he put his nose into their sex lives, their diet, even controlled when family members were allowed to visit.  They made it sound like it was a tight ship thing, not mind control or anything like that...  It would be a poor optic nowadays.

Ultimately, I'm sure it was all about keeping the show scandal free because he what is very dependent on his wholesome image.

Of course, Lawrence welk didn't dare talk to Lee Liberace 😁😁😁

Yep, LW had a specific template and ran his business as tight as it could be, as he envisioned, with no deviations and no scandals.  Consummate taskmaster.  I recall he fired Natalie Nevins for missing a performance.  She tried to make up by bringing blueberry muffins for LW and the cast but was blocked by security from entering the building.  LOL!  I guess you got no second chance with the maestro.  ;)

I will admit that I do not understand his infatuation with Norma Zimmer as the Champaign Lady.  I can't stand her.  He screwed up by letting Alice Lon walk.  He knew he made a mistake.  Plus I think he had 'a thing' for Norma. She tried to quit twice.  Her constant vibrato annoyed, and still does, the shit out of me.

Anyway...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 13, 2020, 02:42:20 PM
Back when TV was a little more of a monopoly, cable existed but I don't think it was 400 channels yet...

(I avoided making a cute little pussy joke there, kitten... 🙄🙄🙄🙄)
Probably for the best lest you come across as an elderly pervert.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 13, 2020, 02:43:30 PM
Did Kolby's death ever make the papers?  Anyone?
I just drove that stretch of 287 a couple of days ago...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 13, 2020, 03:18:58 PM
I just drove that stretch of 287 a couple of days ago...

Did you roll your overstuffed car with bad tires on it?

Doh!

Probably for the best lest you come across as an elderly pervert.

I am not elderly yet!  Nobody gives me any discounts and I won't get to enjoy salad bar blowout deals because of that damn China virus!  Fuck China.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 13, 2020, 03:30:05 PM
Yep, LW had a specific template and ran his business as tight as it could be, as he envisioned, with no deviations and no scandals.  Consummate taskmaster.  I recall he fired Natalie Nevins for missing a performance.  She tried to make up by bringing blueberry muffins for LW and the cast but was blocked by security from entering the building.  LOL!  I guess you got no second chance with the maestro.  ;)

I will admit that I do not understand his infatuation with Norma Zimmer as the Champaign Lady.  I can't stand her.  He screwed up by letting Alice Lon walk.  He knew he made a mistake.  Plus I think he had 'a thing' for Norma. She tried to quit twice.  Her constant vibrato annoyed, and still does, the shit out of me.

Anyway...

The only cast member I ever remember is this one..

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 13, 2020, 03:54:58 PM
The only cast member I ever remember is this one..

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Anacani.  I found her *clears throat* desirable.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 13, 2020, 05:05:30 PM
Anacani.  I found her *clears throat* desirable.  ;)

If my dad was watching, invariably when Bobby and Sissy were introduced, he'd say ''which one is Bobby?''


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on June 13, 2020, 05:11:47 PM
Anacani.  I found her *clears throat* desirable.  ;)

Hey, ShayP!  +1  Miss ya man. :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on June 13, 2020, 05:13:31 PM
+1 to this page.  I miss all of you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 13, 2020, 05:29:30 PM
If my dad was watching, invariably when Bobby and Sissy were introduced, he'd say ''which one is Bobby?''




Hahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 13, 2020, 06:05:09 PM
I just drove that stretch of 287 a couple of days ago...
Is your avatar a picture of you at a rest stop?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 13, 2020, 08:51:16 PM
Did you roll your overstuffed car with bad tires on it?

Doh!

I am not elderly yet!  Nobody gives me any discounts and I won't get to enjoy salad bar blowout deals because of that damn China virus!  Fuck China.
Careful, wouldn’t want you to break a hip.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 13, 2020, 08:52:23 PM
Is your avatar a picture of you at a rest stop?
Yes, circa 1936.
Why does your stick figure have boobs and ponytail? Seems very unstick like.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on June 13, 2020, 09:04:30 PM
Hahahahahaha!
When a dancer is talented, he/she can make the routine look so easy, that it may look corny.  No.  It's not easy.
Fun video, sean.  +1 ;) ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 14, 2020, 07:26:22 AM
This doesn't deserve a post in the "favorite music" thread...

Brett Domino had some TV appearances, he's the grandfather of the Stylophone resurgence:



And this is something a little newer by someone else:



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 14, 2020, 11:16:48 PM
It's nearly Solstice...I feel like time went from a slow motion drip to a sudden fast forward. All at once it's the middle of summer and I don't remember pushing the fast forward button.  ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 14, 2020, 11:24:45 PM
It's nearly Solstice...I feel like time went from a slow motion drip to a sudden fast forward. All at once it's the middle of summer and I don't remember pushing the fast forward button.  ???
Election year TDS...  Bam!  Kick it up a notch!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 15, 2020, 05:50:55 AM
Election year TDS...  Bam!  Kick it up a notch!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 15, 2020, 11:38:50 AM
Much to her dismay my wife has been selected as 1 of 5 of 240ish women who have risen up through her company. It's nice to be recognized but seems like a real pain in the ass to be a part of this honored group that will demand a lot of time and effort to take part in and then to ATTEND somewhere in the US. They have sent her handbags, a mug, two booklets, and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::)  The patronizing and male assigned slogan for this small but worthy group of women is TOGETHER WE RISE!  ::) ::) ::) ::)  This is a source of great irritation to her..  hehehe

Pictured is a shot of the bag. I love the graphic. She actually does wear a cape. ;D

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 15, 2020, 12:07:13 PM
Much to her dismay my wife has been selected as 1 of 5 of 240ish women who have risen up through her company. It's nice to be recognized but seems like a real pain in the ass to be a part of this honored group that will demand a lot of time and effort to take part in and then to ATTEND somewhere in the US. They have sent her handbags, a mug, two booklets, and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::)  The patronizing and male assigned slogan for this small but worthy group of women is TOGETHER WE RISE!  ::) ::) ::) ::)  This is a source of great irritation to her..  hehehe

Pictured is a shot of the bag. I love the graphic. She actually does wear a cape. ;D

Highly sexualized profile of a woman. The artist was certainly a leg man.

No doubt, she rose to the top of her gender at that male-dominated company by using all the training she got from having to reign you in... Continuously...😁

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 15, 2020, 12:12:02 PM
and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::)

"Hopefully it is a cookbook and she gets back in the kitchen where she belongs." - 50's Bart
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 15, 2020, 12:18:22 PM
Highly sexualized profile of a woman. The artist was certainly a leg man.

No doubt, she rose to the top of her gender at that male-dominated company by using all the training she got from having to reign you in... Continuously...😁
I don't know why but I am plus 1ing you for that.  ::)

..and those are her legs.

"Hopefully it is a cookbook and she gets back in the kitchen where she belongs." - 50's Bart

Amen. Sing it brudda!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 15, 2020, 12:21:14 PM
You're the priestess, I must confess
Those little red panties
They pass the test
Slide up around the belly
Face down on the mattress
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 15, 2020, 12:21:54 PM
I don't know why but I am plus 1ing you for that.  ::)

Pavlov couldn't have trained you better, that's why.

😁😁😁

That's truly cool for her and you too.

Remind her to tell them that the best way they can feel better about themselves is to pay a lot more money!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 15, 2020, 12:23:30 PM
Before I had a baby
I didn't care anyway
I thought about the back door
I didn't know what to say
But once I got a baby
I tried every way
She didn't wanna do it
But she did anyway, yeah yeah
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 15, 2020, 12:24:54 PM
Feel it coming
It's knocking at the door
You know it's no good running
It's not against the law
The point of no return
And now you know the score
And now you're learning
What's knockin' at your back door
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 15, 2020, 12:25:14 PM
Much to her dismay my wife has been selected as 1 of 5 of 240ish women who have risen up through her company. It's nice to be recognized but seems like a real pain in the ass to be a part of this honored group that will demand a lot of time and effort to take part in and then to ATTEND somewhere in the US. They have sent her handbags, a mug, two booklets, and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::)  The patronizing and male assigned slogan for this small but worthy group of women is TOGETHER WE RISE!  ::) ::) ::) ::)  This is a source of great irritation to her..  hehehe

Pictured is a shot of the bag. I love the graphic. She actually does wear a cape. ;D[/b]

"Womens's" ??!!??   ::)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 15, 2020, 12:30:14 PM
"Womens's" ??!!??   ::)

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Hey, I didn't design it and she noticed that as she took it out of the box.  It's a MANs's world baby!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 15, 2020, 12:31:33 PM
"Womens's" ??!!??   ::)


They were too busy drawing the big round tits to notice words.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 15, 2020, 12:53:37 PM
They were too busy drawing the big round tits to notice words.

Mans be stoopid

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 15, 2020, 01:07:20 PM
"Womens's" ??!!??   ::)

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Abusive apostrophallic work...  IT'S THE FREAKING CEILING GHOST ART'S WORK!

It was Art, who's (RIP Ramona) punctuation malapropisms are celebrated on this website, that could find a way to squeeze an apostrophe into anything with an "s"!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 15, 2020, 01:31:01 PM
There is Slash, Flea, Edge, even Slowhand. Why no Shredder?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 15, 2020, 03:24:04 PM
Much to her dismay my wife has been selected as 1 of 5 of 240ish women who have risen up through her company. It's nice to be recognized but seems like a real pain in the ass to be a part of this honored group that will demand a lot of time and effort to take part in and then to ATTEND somewhere in the US. They have sent her handbags, a mug, two booklets, and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::)  The patronizing and male assigned slogan for this small but worthy group of women is TOGETHER WE RISE!  ::) ::) ::) ::)  This is a source of great irritation to her..  hehehe

Pictured is a shot of the bag. I love the graphic. She actually does wear a cape. ;D

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This is pretty poor form - and that’s just the lack of proofreading- don’t even get me started on the fucking graphic. Ug.  :o ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 15, 2020, 03:25:23 PM
"Hopefully it is a cookbook and she gets back in the kitchen where she belongs." - 50's Bart
BadBart! It’s the 20’s! Try and contain yourself.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 15, 2020, 03:26:43 PM
"Womens's" ??!!??   ::)

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Right!!!??? 😆
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 15, 2020, 03:38:22 PM
This is pretty poor form - and that’s just the lack of proofreading- don’t even get me started on the fucking graphic. Ug.  :o ::)

Boy, that's spelt like a woman wrote it!

🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 15, 2020, 03:45:33 PM
Much to her dismay my wife has been selected as 1 of 5 of 240ish women who have risen up through her company. It's nice to be recognized but seems like a real pain in the ass to be a part of this honored group that will demand a lot of time and effort to take part in and then to ATTEND somewhere in the US. They have sent her handbags, a mug, two booklets, and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::)  The patronizing and male assigned slogan for this small but worthy group of women is TOGETHER WE RISE!  ::) ::) ::) ::)  This is a source of great irritation to her..  hehehe

Pictured is a shot of the bag. I love the graphic. She actually does wear a cape. ;D

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Why are the two womens's in the graphic so different in size? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 15, 2020, 03:50:02 PM
Why are the two womens's in the graphic so different in size?
The petite short haired womans’s shadow is a long haired Amazon in tights and a cape. That happens when you’re amazing. You can tell cuz they’re both wearing heels. 👠= amazing
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 15, 2020, 03:52:15 PM
The petite short haired womans’s shadow is a long haired Amazon in tights and a cape. That happens when you’re amazing. You can tell cuz they’re both wearing heels. 👠= amazing

Oh.  Lol.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 15, 2020, 03:52:53 PM
Much to her dismay my wife has been selected as 1 of 5 of 240ish women who have risen up through her company. It's nice to be recognized but seems like a real pain in the ass to be a part of this honored group that will demand a lot of time and effort to take part in and then to ATTEND somewhere in the US. They have sent her handbags, a mug, two booklets, and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::)  The patronizing and male assigned slogan for this small but worthy group of women is TOGETHER WE RISE!  ::) ::) ::) ::)  This is a source of great irritation to her..  hehehe

Pictured is a shot of the bag. I love the graphic. She actually does wear a cape. ;D

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Where was this charming piece of office Americana made?  Malaysia, Indonesia, Vietnam, Cambodia, Singapore, China, Dubai, Africa, France? 

Should we make it a game?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 15, 2020, 04:01:33 PM
Where was this charming piece of office Americana made?  Malaysia, Indonesia, Vietnam, Cambodia, Singapore, China, Dubai, Africa, France? 

Should we make it a game?

Pretty sure the spelling looks American.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 15, 2020, 04:05:10 PM
Pretty sure the spelling looks American.

miller's English teacher has taught a whole generation this way...

Art must have been a classmate of said English teacher...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 15, 2020, 04:34:07 PM
Why are the two womens's in the graphic so different in size?

Why are the feet so small?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 15, 2020, 04:35:29 PM
millers's English teacher has taught a whole generation this way...

Art must have been a classmate of said English teacher...

FIFY
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 15, 2020, 04:44:07 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1272676203359592450
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 15, 2020, 05:11:29 PM
Why are the feet so small?

..was waiting one of you Guys to get that one in.  I made the joke as she unpacked all the items. It's weird, sometimes my jokes seem unappreciated. Hmph
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 15, 2020, 05:35:29 PM
Pretty sure the spelling looks American.

That's 'Mercan
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 15, 2020, 05:45:56 PM
..was waiting one of you Guys to get that one in.  I made the joke as she unpacked all the items. It's weird, sometimes my jokes seem unappreciated. Hmph

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2020, 01:24:57 PM
I have no idea why this clock on this thing in front of this picture on that wall is such a point of contention year after year. I like it!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 16, 2020, 01:28:46 PM
I have no idea why this clock on this thing in front of this picture on that wall is such a point of contention year after year. I like it!

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Why put an object in front of a painting?
Those baseboards need work.
Why is the outlet upside down?

SO MANY WEIRD THINGS!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 16, 2020, 01:35:17 PM
I have no idea why this clock on this thing in front of this picture on that wall is such a point of contention year after year. I like it!


I believe that is Chief Looting Crow Warren, Liz's grandfather.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2020, 01:36:20 PM
Why put an object in front of a painting?
Those baseboards need work.
Why is the outlet upside down?

SO MANY WEIRD THINGS!

I am in the process of replacing the baseboards! You sound like HER! The electrical in this house was done by a old BRIT!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2020, 01:38:35 PM
I believe that is Chief Looting Crow Warren, Liz's grandfather.
I don't know, it's a very old picture that would be in the garbage if she had her way. Had it since I was 12. Superwoman only has to look at it four days a week.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2020, 02:25:54 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 16, 2020, 02:40:33 PM
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Fresh homemade Chinese won tons
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 16, 2020, 03:16:14 PM
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PEROGIES!!!!
Don't ask me how I know
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 16, 2020, 03:18:19 PM
Why put an object in front of a painting?
Those baseboards need work.
Why is the outlet upside down?

SO MANY WEIRD THINGS!

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Plus an Oriental motif does not fit with Native American.  The clock in itself seems odd.  I think the flowers along the right are meant to be jasmine.  Not sure.  The clock looks like a tourist Chinese shelf-clock with art-deco influence in an unknown frame of origin.

If the Wyman painting is authentic you could get at least $275 for it.  Yours seems to have vibrant color and texture.  If it's truly Wyman, ask for $500 minimum.

Yes.  I've been watching a lot of Antiques Roadshow.

...and I've sustained myself over the last few years by selling my collectibles, etc.   ;)

Turn the damn outlet the right way if there is enough play in the wire to do so.  It bothers me.

Cheers!   :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 16, 2020, 03:22:16 PM



PEROGIES!!!!
Don't ask me how I know

I think you got it!  The dough makes me sad though.  Just in case...let's call them Empanadas.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2020, 03:29:39 PM
I think you got it!  The dough makes me sad though.  Just in case...let's call them Empanadas.  ;)
They were fucking awesome and not ONE opened up. I make the best filling ever. Ever! I'd have you Rogi off any day o the week. You'd lose.

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Plus an Oriental motif does not fit with Native American.  The clock in itself seems odd.  I think the flowers along the right are meant to be jasmine.  Not sure.  The clock looks like a tourist Chinese shelf-clock with art-deco influence in an unknown frame of origin.

If the Wyman painting is authentic you could get at least $275 for it.  Yours seems to have vibrant color and texture.  If it's truly Wyman, ask for $500.

Yes.  I've been watching a lot of Antiques Roadshow.

...and I've sustained myself over the last few years by selling my collectibles, etc.   ;)

Turn the damn outlet the right way if there is enough play in the wire to do so.  It bothers me.

Cheers!   :D

Cheers  >:(

I am leaving the outlet as is.
Painting is a Wyman. It'll wind up in one of the spare rooms were only guests see it. On a mint green wall.
The Clock is going down in my Bar. Everything is wood down there and it will look right at home. The clock is not Chinese *spits* it's an Eight Day Dandy Line from New Haven dated March 1889 when it was a wedding gift for two people long before the world ever deserved me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on June 16, 2020, 03:39:11 PM
They were fucking awesome and not ONE opened up. I make the best filling ever. Ever! I'd have you Rogi off any day o the week. You'd lose.

Cheers  >:(

I am leaving the outlet as is.
Painting is a Wyman. It'll wind up in one of the spare rooms were only guests see it. On a mint green wall.
The Clock is going down in my Bar. Everything is wood down there and it will look right at home. The clock is not Chinese *spits* it's an Eight Day Dandy Line from New Haven dated March 1889 when it was a wedding gift for two people long before the world ever deserved me.

I collect old and antique clocks ‘cuz I just love them! Your clock rocks! Looks like the idiots who put receptacles in when this house was built went to the same school of upside down electrical.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 16, 2020, 03:40:02 PM
They were fucking awesome and not ONE opened up. I make the best filling ever. Ever! I'd have you Rogi off any day o the week. You'd lose.

Cheers  >:(

I am leaving the outlet as is.
Painting is a Wyman. It'll wind up in one of the spare rooms were only guests see it. On a mint green wall.
The Clock is going down in my Bar. Everything is wood down there and it will look right at home. The clock is not Chinese *spits* it's an Eight Day Dandy Line from New Haven dated March 1889 when it was a wedding gift for two people long before the world ever deserved me.

@KSM32  Well then.  My sincere apologies regarding the clock.  I mean that.  I'll admit when I'm wrong.  I have to brush up!  Nonetheless...you will never beat a born and bred Yinzer in a pierogi making contest.  NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  >:(

Oh, and hold onto that clock good sir.  The meaning to you is much more than anything else.  I don't possess much that means anything to me.  I digress.

In closing...fuck your outlet then.  ;D

So, again, I say Cheers!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 16, 2020, 03:41:38 PM
I collect old and antique clocks ‘cuz I just love them! Your clock rocks! Looks like the idiots who put receptacles in when this house was built went to the same school of upside down electrical.

That has been traditionally a sign that the outlet is connected to a switch... With modern LEDs taking so little voltage, I would think that switched outlets could be indicated by a simple LED.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 16, 2020, 03:42:28 PM
I collect old and antique clocks ‘cuz I just love them! Your clock rocks! Looks like the idiots who put receptacles in when this house was built went to the same school of upside down electrical.

On the bright side your house can't be poisoned with those plug-in air fresheners.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 16, 2020, 03:44:51 PM
OH! @KSM32  What did you use in your filling?  Just curious.  No criticism.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2020, 03:47:25 PM
On the bright side your house can't be poisoned with those plug-in air fresheners.
The house at the sure river is! Poisoned by Glade with the wonderful scent of Hawaiian Breeze :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 16, 2020, 03:47:31 PM
OH! @KSM32  What did you use in your filling?  Just curious.  No criticism.  ;)
Kale and sugar.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 16, 2020, 03:49:14 PM
Kale and sugar.

LOL!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2020, 03:49:41 PM
OH! @KSM32  What did you use in your filling?  Just curious.  No criticism.  ;)
Potato
aged cheddar
white cheddar
bacon and onion
butter and seasoning
Onion powder

AND LOVE :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 16, 2020, 03:52:00 PM
On the bright side your house can't be poisoned with those plug-in air fresheners.

Maybe the person who installed it comes from the other side of the world, and it looks just fine to him.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 16, 2020, 03:53:16 PM
Potato
aged cheddar
white cheddar
bacon and onion
butter and seasoning
Onion powder

AND LOVE :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

That's a hearty pierogi!  Now I want some.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2020, 04:00:40 PM
That's a hearty pierogi!  Now I want some.  :(
I lied. I fill them with INFLAMED PUFFY RED ANUSES!!!

 ;D @ShayP
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 16, 2020, 04:02:31 PM
Maybe the person who installed it comes from the other side of the world, and it looks just fine to him.

I am sure it looks just fine on the stupid side of the world.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 16, 2020, 04:04:13 PM
I lied. I fill them with INFLAMED PUFFY RED ANUSES!!!

 ;D @ShayP

Hopefully female.

 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 16, 2020, 04:04:59 PM
Hopefully female.

 ;D

An ass is an ass.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 16, 2020, 04:09:26 PM
An ass is an ass.

There is truth to that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 16, 2020, 04:16:35 PM
Maybe the person who installed it comes from the other side of the world, and it looks just fine to him.

I blame jazmunda
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 16, 2020, 04:19:14 PM
An ass is an ass.


You an expert in ass gender?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 16, 2020, 04:20:21 PM


You an expert in ass gender?

Ass has no gender.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 16, 2020, 04:21:29 PM
I blame jazmunda

He once sent me a message to please stop calling him a kiwi rapist.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2020, 04:34:05 PM
An ass is an ass.
Oooh no it ain't.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 16, 2020, 05:15:49 PM
He once sent me a message to please stop calling him a kiwi rapist.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 16, 2020, 05:18:44 PM
Ass has no gender.

Dear Bartunda

Have you ever had a lengthy stay in prison?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 16, 2020, 05:44:49 PM
Dear Bartunda

Have you ever had a lengthy stay in prison?

2 days in Plovdiv.
A few hours in Taormina.
4 days in Katajanokka but that is now a hotel (and was a hotel when I stayed there)
About a day in Tallinn.

No offers of Falkie love at any of them, though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 16, 2020, 05:46:14 PM
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That one.
I have a feeling he may have been accused of doing it to humans, though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 17, 2020, 08:44:15 PM
The studio version of this song is great but hearing and seeing it live is just a reminder to the women of hard rock that their place is in the front row and Not on the fucking stage. Git to the back O the bus, hussy!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on June 17, 2020, 08:55:19 PM
The studio version of this song is great but hearing and seeing it live is just a reminder to the women of hard rock that their place is in the front row and Not on the fucking stage. Git to the back O the bus, hussy!

Who gives cracker ho's guitars? CRACKERS DO! That was pure death.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 17, 2020, 08:56:45 PM
Who gives cracker ho's guitars? CRACKERS DO!

Why crackers? Why not whipped cream?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on June 17, 2020, 08:59:09 PM
Why crackers? Why not whipped cream?
Dem untalented bitches don't deserve my cream. Although it might do their throats some good.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 19, 2020, 12:31:48 PM
Random and stupid.

 https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/laney-college-professor-put-on-leave-after-demanding-student-named-phuc-bui-anglicize-her-name/ar-BB15IUgV?ocid=spartanntp  (https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/laney-college-professor-put-on-leave-after-demanding-student-named-phuc-bui-anglicize-her-name/ar-BB15IUgV?ocid=spartanntp)


''Your name in English sounds like F— Boy," he wrote back. "If I lived in Vietnam and my name in your language sounded like Eat a D—, I would change it to avoid embarrassment both on my part and on the part of the people who had to say it...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 19, 2020, 01:02:49 PM
The studio version of this song is great but hearing and seeing it live is just a reminder to the women of hard rock that their place is in the front row and Not on the fucking stage. Git to the back O the bus, hussy!


Neither of them would get moved up to the front row by an self respecting road manager.
They are what are known as CREW BUMPS.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 19, 2020, 01:58:23 PM
2 days in Plovdiv.
A few hours in Taormina.
4 days in Katajanokka but that is now a hotel (and was a hotel when I stayed there)
About a day in Tallinn.

No offers of Falkie love at any of them, though.
Ha!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 19, 2020, 02:04:33 PM
Why is this happening!?!? This clickacy is evil in so many ways...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 19, 2020, 11:20:40 PM
Flipping channels on Pluto TV... Naked City - Idylls of a Running Back, was playing.

Sandy Dennis captured me.  She was either a great actress or a real psycho (not mutually exclusive).

Enthralled, I am. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 20, 2020, 04:58:30 AM
Why is this happening!?!? This clickacy is evil in so many ways...

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There is no good side to that picture.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 20, 2020, 10:44:32 AM
There is no good side to that picture.

Redhead vegetarians...  Ahhh...

Non-veggie UK redheads, [sniff] yuk! Especially the alcohol drinking ones...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 20, 2020, 02:50:17 PM
There is no good side to that picture.
I know! A heeled crock? Just when you thought crocks couldn’t get any uglier.
 :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 20, 2020, 02:56:17 PM
Redhead vegetarians...  Ahhh...

Non-veggie UK redheads, [sniff] yuk! Especially the alcohol drinking ones...
As always your ability to sexually objectify and show your distain for women rears it’s ugly head again. *golf clap*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 20, 2020, 03:09:48 PM
As always your ability to sexually objectify and show your distain for women rears it’s ugly head again. *golf clap*

I *like* women's rears.  Blame Scully and that lady from Mythbusters for my impure thoughts about redheads!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 20, 2020, 03:21:05 PM
As always your ability to sexually objectify and show your distain for women rears it’s ugly head again. *golf clap*
Sean s right about this you Bimbo @PolkaDot  And redheads are certifiably nuts, bonkers, and just flat out CRAY-ZEEeeee..

They are the stalkers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 20, 2020, 03:37:04 PM
Sean s right about this you Bimbo @PolkaDot  And redheads are certifiably nuts, bonkers, and just flat out CRAY-ZEEeeee..

They are the stalkers.
Oh good, the other one’s shown up. You’re dependable I’ll give you that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 20, 2020, 03:38:57 PM
Oh good, the other one’s shown up. You’re dependable I’ll give you that.
It's shift work you fucking dolt.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 20, 2020, 03:44:01 PM
It's shift work you fucking dolt.  ::)
Comes with benies for your repetitive motion syndrome?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 20, 2020, 03:48:19 PM
Weren’t we talking about Kiwis 🥝 earlier? Good sense of humor at least:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 20, 2020, 03:52:38 PM
Comes with benies for your repetitive motion syndrome?
If one considers dealing with airheads like you a benefit :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 20, 2020, 04:05:27 PM
If one considers dealing with airheads like you a benefit :-\
You should be so lucky. Any other wistful thoughts you’d like to share with the class?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 20, 2020, 04:07:54 PM
You should be so lucky. Any other wistful thoughts you’d like to share with the class?
Lucky like a bleeding urethra ::)
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Post by: Bluejay on June 20, 2020, 04:14:40 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 20, 2020, 08:27:37 PM
Am I supposed to have a favorite ball?
I like 'em both equally.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 20, 2020, 08:46:50 PM
Am I supposed to have a favorite ball?
I like 'em both equally.

That seems fair to me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 20, 2020, 10:22:44 PM
Am I supposed to have a favorite ball?
I like 'em both equally.
Baseball.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 20, 2020, 11:11:55 PM
Rick Wakeman or Gregg Allman...

I don't remember. Maybe both, but probably not.

Tony Kaye, yes.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 21, 2020, 04:18:25 AM
Am I supposed to have a favorite ball?
I like 'em both equally.

@Bart Ell
In thinking about it, I would say that would depend on whether you are right or left handed.  For the sake of arguement, we'll assume you are a righty.  Your left ball would then be the favored due to the mechanics of the situation.  When you go to jiggle them as a righty, the left nut is lovingly cupped by the index and  fore fingers and encased around the top by the thumb.  Whereas the right gonad only receives attention from the ring and pinky fingers.  It is not fair really but that is how it is.

The illustration below is of a circle change-up grip.  It is not completely accurate but this is a family board after all.  In the situation being discussed the index finger would be closer to the fore finger but the point is made I think.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 21, 2020, 05:06:40 AM
@Bart Ell
In thinking about it, I would say that would depend on whether you are right or left handed.  For the sake of arguement, we'll assume you are a righty.  Your left ball would then be the favored due to the mechanics of the situation.  When you go to jiggle them as a righty, the left nut is lovingly cupped by the index and  fore fingers and encased around the top by the thumb.  Whereas the right gonad only receives attention from the ring and pinky fingers.  It is not fair really but that is how it is.

The illustration below is of a circle change-up grip.  It is not completely accurate but this is a family board after all.  In the situation being discussed the index finger would be closer to the fore finger but the point is made I think.

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Interesting theory but I give them ambidextrous ball love.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 21, 2020, 05:13:57 AM
Interesting theory but I give them ambidextrous ball love.

Heck with the circle-change grip.  I use the Palmball grip.  It's even better in hot weather after you've been holding a slushie.  Preferably blue raspberry flavor. 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 21, 2020, 06:12:33 AM
So what is up with this?

https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1273238275692658688
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 21, 2020, 06:17:15 AM
So what is up with this?

https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1273238275692658688

SHOW US THE PEEHOLE AREA!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 21, 2020, 06:19:30 AM
So what is up with this?

https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1273238275692658688

Great.  Why did I look at that.  A guy in a skin suit.  Dude...where the hell do you find this stuff!?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 21, 2020, 06:24:37 AM
SHOW US THE PEEHOLE AREA!

Do you think that is what it is going on?  You ask a young hottie out, things progress nicely unitl things get dark and intimate.
You peel the curtain back and Kam Fong is in there?   The horror.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 21, 2020, 06:26:44 AM
Great.  Why did I look at that.  A guy in a skin suit.  Dude...where the hell do you find this stuff!?

China Nonghua News.  Says so right there on it.  I check it thrice daily myself - who doesn't?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 21, 2020, 08:54:21 AM
The flavor haunts me. Now, if you put it in a cold salad, pickle grosses me out. I can eat them raw, I can eat them sliced along with a burger or inserted in it...  But, on the popcorn is really interesting.  My brain is so confused!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 21, 2020, 08:56:29 AM
The flavor haunts me. Now, if you put it in a cold salad, pickle grosses me out. I can eat them raw, I can eat them sliced along with a burger or inserted in it...  But, on the popcorn is really interesting.  My brain is so confused!

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Seems to me like it would be similar to salt & vinegar potato chips.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 21, 2020, 09:03:42 AM
Seems to me like it would be similar to salt & vinegar potato chips.
VERY much so but tangy, moreso than the S&V. I'm a big fan of S&V...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 21, 2020, 10:34:32 AM
Happy sperm donors day to all you
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 21, 2020, 01:45:48 PM
#Nippledick
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 21, 2020, 01:53:58 PM
#Nippledick

I'm mad. I have a right to a pedicure. DAMMIT
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 21, 2020, 01:56:54 PM
I'm mad. I have a right to a pedicure. DAMMIT

Maybe they can add an amendment to take care of you.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 21, 2020, 02:02:06 PM
Maybe they can add an amendment to take care of you.

That'd work. Nerve!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 21, 2020, 02:08:36 PM
That'd work. Nerve!

In the old days they would throw around amendments willy-nilly!

I wish I was allowed to have bear arms to scare my wife with... I know, amendment!
What number is this, Bobby?
2? Ok, add it then!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 21, 2020, 02:35:16 PM
In the old days they would throw around amendments willy-nilly!

I wish I was allowed to have bear arms to scare my wife with... I know, amendment!
What number is this, Bobby?
2? Ok, add it then!

How about these? When not used as surprises they can remove hot items from ovens.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 21, 2020, 03:18:09 PM
VERY much so but tangy, moreso than the S&V. I'm a big fan of S&V...

Hmmm...maybe it's a texture thing?  I love popcorn but I think I'd avoid the popcorn you had.  Give me buttered or cheese popcorn.  :)  Oh, and I'll take some malt vinegar and sea salt potato chips.  Hey!  Let's have a movie night!   ;D ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 21, 2020, 03:21:41 PM
Hmmm...maybe it's a texture thing?  I love popcorn but I think I'd avoid the popcorn you had.  Give me buttered or cheese popcorn.  :)  Oh, and I'll take some malt vinegar and sea salt potato chips.  Hey!  Let's have a movie night!   ;D ;)

Texture is so much of the game...  The difference between snacking all day on it and vomiting... 😲
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 21, 2020, 05:49:39 PM
I'm mad. I have a right to a pedicure. DAMMIT
Agreed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 22, 2020, 08:47:38 AM
I know breakfast is "the most important meal of the day" but I just don't like it.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 22, 2020, 09:30:41 AM
I know breakfast is "the most important meal of the day" but I just don't like it.  :-\

My favorite meal.  Sometimes I have breakfast twice a day.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 22, 2020, 10:25:39 AM
My favorite meal.  Sometimes I have breakfast twice a day.  :D

Breakfast for dinner!!!
I know breakfast is "the most important meal of the day" but I just don't like it.  :-\

More bacon!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 22, 2020, 10:30:59 AM
My favorite meal.  Sometimes I have breakfast twice a day.  :D
Yes indeed! I go through about two dozen eggs a week all on my own. We have a farm fresh lady who brings them and I have said to my wife that she, Michelle egg lady, actually LOOKS  like a chicken :o  :)  Sometimes the eggs are green while sometimes others are just huge! I Like em' all!

I know breakfast is "the most important meal of the day" but I just don't like it.  :-\
Have you tried waiting a good hour or more before breakfast? That's the best way to do it, and you burn off extra calories from the previous day while you wait.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 22, 2020, 11:16:01 AM
More bacon!
Bacon does tend to make everything better.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 22, 2020, 11:19:22 AM
Have you tried waiting a good hour or more before breakfast? That's the best way to do it, and you burn off extra calories from the previous day while you wait.
Yes, I do a 14-16 hour fast depending on when I’m going to workout and what kind of workout I’m doing that day. It works out well since I don’t enjoy breakfast and seldom feel the desire to eat before 10 or 11 am anyway. Coffee fuels me!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 22, 2020, 11:59:46 AM
What I have learned is that the less often you eat, your body trains itself to store more of it.

It was pointed out to me that sumo wrestlers eat one meal a day...

In theory, grazing 20 times a day is a weight loss tool

😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 22, 2020, 12:07:52 PM
What I have learned is that the less often you eat, your body trains itself to store more of it.

It was pointed out to me that sumo wrestlers eat one meal a day...

In theory, grazing 20 times a day is a weight loss tool

😁😁😁

You're right.  Five smaller meals a day is best.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 22, 2020, 12:18:42 PM
Yes indeed! I go through about two dozen eggs a week all on my own. We have a farm fresh lady who brings them and I have said to my wife that she, Michelle egg lady, actually LOOKS  like a chicken :o  :)  Sometimes the eggs are green while sometimes others are just huge! I Like em' all!

That's a lot of eggs my man. @KSM32  However, you are fit.  I haven't had many eggs since I moved back to PA but typically I'll eat a dozen a week on average.  I have to find some farm fresh eggs since they are far superior than those in the supermarket.  I still eat the supermarket ones though.  I used to get fresh eggs from a guy down in VA. He was a coworker of mine and his family had a farm. The best eggs I ever had.  I'd get a dozen for $4 every Friday.  Well worth it.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 22, 2020, 12:23:37 PM
What I have learned is that the less often you eat, your body trains itself to store more of it.

It was pointed out to me that sumo wrestlers eat one meal a day...

In theory, grazing 20 times a day is a weight loss tool

😁😁😁

During my weight loss trials I made the mistake of not eating enough.  I would starve myself and eat one big meal.  Now I manage 4 small meals a day.  It works for me.  A hearty breakfast and 3 small meals throughout the day typically consisting of lean meat and veggies.  I'll snack on some nuts or yogurt.  I rarely eat sweets.  I don't eat after 7:00 pm either.  Anyway...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 22, 2020, 12:25:39 PM
I heard Dr. Oz say something about dessert being metabolism suicide.  He said treats need to be around lunch time.

My metabolism seems to be immortal.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 22, 2020, 02:06:56 PM
I'm mad. I have a right to a pedicure. DAMMIT

We hold these truths to be self-evident. All women deserve the right to a decent pedicure. Especially in summer

I'm ready to kill for a decent pedicure but not to die for one. Give me another month
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 22, 2020, 02:11:37 PM
Yes, I do a 14-16 hour fast depending on when I’m going to workout and what kind of workout I’m doing that day. It works out well since I don’t enjoy breakfast and seldom feel the desire to eat before 10 or 11 am anyway. Coffee fuels me!!

Twins separated at birth

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 22, 2020, 02:16:38 PM
I'll snack on some nuts

OH MY!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 22, 2020, 04:18:08 PM
We hold these truths to be self-evident. All women deserve the right to a decent pedicure. Especially in summer

I'm ready to kill for a decent pedicure but not to die for one. Give me another month

Exactly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 22, 2020, 04:18:54 PM
OH MY!

LOL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 22, 2020, 05:08:42 PM
Exactly.

Now, in the voice of George Noory...

Essackly.

Was it a portal?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 22, 2020, 05:34:51 PM
OH MY!

Sometimes I get carried away and just fill my mouth with nuts.  It becomes hard to swallow though due to the volume of nuts and the saltiness.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 23, 2020, 04:03:12 PM
Remember "Monkey Christ?"

The Spanish keep fucking shit up...

https://amp.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/jun/22/experts-call-for-regulation-after-latest-botched-art-restoration-in-spain
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 23, 2020, 09:44:08 PM
If people can get tickets/fines for not wearing a face cover, how is it ok for people to walk around with their pants completely off of their butts?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 23, 2020, 09:49:42 PM
If people can get tickets/fines for not wearing a face cover, how is it ok for people to walk around with their pants completely off of their butts?

Amazing what a socio-political agenda amongst unelected government officials, in cahoots with a few politicians, will do. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 23, 2020, 10:05:19 PM
Twins separated at birth

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LOL!! Somehow I had missed this.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 23, 2020, 10:20:30 PM
LOL!! Somehow I had missed this.  ;D
That's the creepiest picture ever. Yeeesh  :o   Run Awaaaayyy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 25, 2020, 12:08:50 PM
SATAN'S CALL should be easy to enunciate.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 25, 2020, 12:26:41 PM
Title seems misleading

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 25, 2020, 04:58:14 PM
Title seems misleading


Cooking with..............?

 :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 25, 2020, 08:14:08 PM
Title seems misleading


Yes, that doesn't look like Jamie Oliver at all.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chefist on June 27, 2020, 01:58:30 PM
So Ellgab has a "social scoring system" with the "karma" and "enlightened" designations...creepy, but what do you expect from French Canadians.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on June 27, 2020, 02:07:31 PM
i need a hug :(  Got nowhere to go  :'(
:-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 27, 2020, 02:29:45 PM
... what do you expect from French Canadians.

Hockey and maple syrip?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chefist on June 27, 2020, 02:55:04 PM
Hockey and maple syrip?

Those are good things...they are not immune from bad ones.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 27, 2020, 02:55:05 PM
So Ellgab has a "social scoring system" with the "karma" and "enlightened" designations...creepy, but what do you expect from French Canadians.

Confirmed: Drunky Ben hits the bottle at 1pm.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chefist on June 27, 2020, 02:57:34 PM
Confirmed: Drunky Ben hits the bottle at 1pm.

LOL...I knew I could draw you out, thin skin.  ;D How's three years of ass kissing hero worship helped your artistic supremacy of the internet? bwahahaha

You always wanted to be MV

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 27, 2020, 02:59:16 PM
LOL...I knew I could draw you out, thin skin.  ;D How's three years of ass kissing hero worship helped your artistic supremacy of the internet? bwahahaha

Sniffing that unsold printer ink on a Saturday again?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chefist on June 27, 2020, 03:01:24 PM
Sniffing that unsold printer ink on a Saturday again?

That's the best you have?  :P

I thought you were too important to respond to drunky ole Chefist...with all your adoring fans to support your clearly fragile ego.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 27, 2020, 03:03:03 PM
That's the best you have?  :P

I thought you were too important to respond to drunky ole Chefist...with all your adoring fans to support your clearly fragile ego.  ;D

Went from sniffing it to drinking it, huh?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chefist on June 27, 2020, 03:07:00 PM
Went from sniffing it to drinking it, huh?

I'm sorry...I don't understand your broken English...is that a reference to your pedophilia?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 27, 2020, 03:09:28 PM
I'm sorry...I don't understand your broken English...is that a reference to your pedophilia?

We all know this ends with you running away from a cartoon deer.
That can never be erased.
Why not just have fun instead of embarrassing yourself every time?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chefist on June 27, 2020, 03:16:24 PM
We all know this ends with you running away from a cartoon deer.
That can never be erased.
Why not just have fun instead of embarrassing yourself every time?

Oh, I was having fun...then you got butt hurt and had to respond...like I said, thin skin...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 27, 2020, 03:18:10 PM
Oh, I was having fun...then you got butt hurt and had to respond...like I said, thin skin...

#OhShitADeer
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chefist on June 27, 2020, 03:23:26 PM
#OhShitADeer

Oh, wow...you burned me! ...with complete nonsense.  ;D

Go rub some lotion on that thin skin, Barty.

HEY! my karma is improving...thanks!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 27, 2020, 09:27:08 PM
So Ellgab has a "social scoring system" with the "karma" and "enlightened" designations...creepy, but what do you expect from French Canadians.

I am not
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 27, 2020, 09:29:44 PM
#OhShitADeer

Wasn't that guy's name in one of the Woogabs?

WEIL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 29, 2020, 11:00:09 AM
Vera meets her new vet today and I be nervous as all hell. They want us to stay in the vehicle while they take her inside.. ::) :-X  ugh.  As nice and sweet as she is, V has definite opinions on those who wear the long white coats.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 29, 2020, 11:11:15 AM

... You always wanted to be MV


A fat closeted gay alcoholic? Don't we all!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 29, 2020, 11:13:34 AM


A fat closeted gay alcoholic? Don't we all!
..don't forget married to a filthy arab ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 29, 2020, 11:15:03 AM
..don't forget married to a filthy arab ;)

Hence the arab. She has to stay in a hijab. Better than a two-bagger
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 29, 2020, 11:23:21 AM
Hence the arab. She has to stay in a hijab. Better than a two-bagger

No "hence"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 29, 2020, 11:36:53 AM
No "hence"


Thus? Ergo? Ipso rais sequitur?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 29, 2020, 11:48:02 AM


Thus? Ergo? Ipso rais sequitur?
Comer Mierda, TL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 29, 2020, 11:53:37 AM
Ahhh, if he were straight, he'd be living in his mother's basement!

Deductive reasoning at work!

😁🙄😁🙄😁🙄😁🙄😁🙄

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 29, 2020, 12:31:45 PM
Vera meets her new vet today and I be nervous as all hell. They want us to stay in the vehicle while they take her inside.. ::) :-X  ugh.  As nice and sweet as she is, V has definite opinions on those who wear the long white coats.  :-\

Good luck, Vera!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 29, 2020, 12:44:38 PM
Good luck, Vera!
Good luck vet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 29, 2020, 01:39:55 PM
Vera meets her new vet today and I be nervous as all hell. They want us to stay in the vehicle while they take her inside.. ::) :-X  ugh.  As nice and sweet as she is, V has definite opinions on those who wear the long white coats.  :-\
Maybe this Vet will have peanut butter spoons. That goes a long way in winning over dogs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 29, 2020, 01:46:33 PM
Maybe this Vet will have peanut butter spoons. That goes a long way in winning over dogs.

Ooh! very true! Or pup cups!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 29, 2020, 04:12:46 PM
It occurs to me that Peggy Hill would be wearing a mask and sewing them for her family.  Bobby’s would be baby blue.  Bill, trying to get closer to Peggy, would wear one of hers, too.  Dale Gribble would wear a full hazmat suit in his basement.  Only Hank and Boomhauer are maskless and probably not for long.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 29, 2020, 09:51:19 PM
I was reading somewhere that a small penis is a sign of high intelligence.  :o

..well..   actually..  I had to have my wife read it to me coz..      I..   can't    read good.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 29, 2020, 10:11:09 PM
I was reading somewhere that a small penis is a sign of high intelligence.  :o

..well..   actually..  I had to have my wife read it to me coz..      I..   can't    read good.  :-\

@KSM32 How did the vet go?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 29, 2020, 10:14:55 PM
@KSM32 How did the vet go?
@Spookcat Not too bad. As good as can be expected I guess. We dropped her off and left coz that's how they do it there but they didn't have to muzzle her which is a change. Soooo  pretty good I'd say.  :)  Although V is a little out of joint tonight and refusing to eat dinner.

sulking ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 29, 2020, 10:17:59 PM
@Spookcat Not too bad. As good as can be expected I guess. We dropped her off and left coz that's how they do it there but they didn't have to muzzle her which is a change. Soooo  pretty good I'd say.  :)  Although V is a little out of joint tonight and refusing to eat dinner.

sulking ::)

Aww poor pup! One of my parents' dogs used to be practically bedridden for about 24 hours after vet appointments because he's always get a fever after his shots. Never got sick or hurt, just a fever and lethargic for about a day after going in.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 29, 2020, 10:20:45 PM
Aww poor pup! One of my parents' dogs used to be practically bedridden for about 24 hours after vet appointments because he's always get a fever after his shots. Never got sick or hurt, just a fever and lethargic for about a day after going in.
My father n law has the exact same reaction to the flu shot. Hmmm
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on June 30, 2020, 12:31:41 PM
Life is good!  Today I scored a 32 jumbo roll pack of Quilted Northern Toilet Paper after being forced to use single ply since the “Great COVID Hoarding Frenzy of March 2020.”   I rate this happy occurrence as something on the order of discovering a painted-over de Vinci original under a rendering by an unknown artist of peasants working in a field that one bought for the value of the frame at a yard sale for $3.50.  God bless Sam and god bless his Club.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 01, 2020, 08:09:23 AM
I take a lot of satisfaction in watching bodycam video of justified police shootings.  Not so much for somebody like Vanessa Marquez, but that was totally justified as well. Her delusional mother is still denying the facts in the video in order to shake down the local authorities for a big payout.

Watching bad guys get it isn't all...  It's the fact that the ACLU has been aced-out of one of its greatest profit centers. Not just in shootings either, the video (car and body cameras) show the justification for a traffic stop or why the guy ended up bruised, battered or bloody.

Race baiters who now scream immediately are, much more often than not, proven wrong with video evidence.  Case in point is the "lynching" of Robert Fuller.  The media heard (and repeated ad infinitum) a chorus of "he wasn't suicidal" non-stop for days. Never mind that he had a case worker assigned to him in another city, a history of mental health issues and was currently homeless in Southern California.  After compiling security videos in the area it became quite obvious that he had, indeed, committed suicide by hanging.

We are experiencing a Fascist-driven Marxist-Chinese cultural revolution, with a generation public school indoctrinated kids acting as this generation's Nazi Youth (the Chinese had a similar program but I don't remember their name).

I tried to watch the news for the first time in something like a hundred days...  The local ABC affiliate was so incredibly myopic. They even had an incorrect story that was corrected at least 12 hours before.  They continued to repeat the lie to create an obviously biased audience.

Most won't pay attention, most will continue to accept and thrive on the pablum that is fed to them.

Here's the glorious celebration of technology at it's finest.  A bad guy who wasn't enrolled in college to become a doctor, not taking care of his disabled Nana, not pulling a cellphone out of his waistband...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 01, 2020, 01:29:29 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1278425403389022208
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 01, 2020, 01:32:17 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1278426121718190080
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 01, 2020, 01:44:05 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1278426121718190080

@KSM32 can do a personalized training video for you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 01, 2020, 02:21:29 PM
I'm so happy to be cooking with gas in my home.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 01, 2020, 06:14:34 PM
@KSM32 can do a personalized training video for you.
The key is to get ya nuts up that high  :-\

https://www.instagram.com/p/CB9u8foDRx1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 01, 2020, 06:27:19 PM
The key is to get ya nuts up that high  :-\

https://www.instagram.com/p/CB9u8foDRx1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Do you check the inflation before you do that?

Ya' gotta!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 01, 2020, 06:36:44 PM
Do you check the inflation before you do that?

Ya' gotta!
Deflated bag wouldn't move. If it's squishy you put some air into it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 01, 2020, 06:38:12 PM
Deflated bag wouldn't move. If it's squishy you put some air into it.

I would think that, at least for timing purposes, it needed to be a very exact pressure. I had a bag with a metal ring mounting system back when I was still a teenager.  I swear it had an actual pressure note at the bottom of the bag like fill it to 30 lb PSI or something like that.  I can see it in my head.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 01, 2020, 07:15:35 PM
I would think that, at least for timing purposes, it needed to be a very exact pressure. I had a bag with a metal ring mounting system back when I was still a teenager.  I swear it had an actual pressure note at the bottom of the bag like fill it to 30 lb PSI or something like that.  I can see it in my head.
The pressure depends on the hitter. Some guys like a relatively slightly underinflated bag making it easier on the hands and easier to keep up with. I like them tight and fast, real snappy! Much more of a challenge and considerably harder on the unwrapped hands - depending on the bag of course.

feel like we're talkin bout women  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 01, 2020, 07:32:39 PM
The pressure depends on the hitter. Some guys like a relatively slightly underinflated bag making it easier on the hands and easier to keep up with. I like them tight and fast, real snappy! Much more of a challenge and considerably harder on the unwrapped hands - depending on the bag of course.

feel like we're talkin bout women  :o

Oh, you weren't?!?!?!?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on July 01, 2020, 07:47:35 PM
I'm so happy to be cooking with gas in my home.
Were you electric before @ShayP ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 01, 2020, 07:58:32 PM
Were you electric before @ShayP ?
No. He's cooking his food with farts now!  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 02, 2020, 03:18:54 AM
Were you electric before @ShayP ?

Yeah, @PolkaDot for the last 28 years everywhere I lived had an electric range.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 02, 2020, 03:19:10 AM
No. He's cooking his food with farts now!  ::)

LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on July 02, 2020, 10:24:40 PM
Yeah, @PolkaDot for the last 28 years everywhere I lived had an electric range.
Blasphemy!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 03, 2020, 11:58:10 AM
No man should EVER strike a woman. Ever! Under any circumstance! No!

..Howwwever!  I do believe there should be women that men can call, to.. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 03, 2020, 12:06:44 PM
No man should EVER strike a woman. Ever! Under any circumstance! No!

What if you're bitten at a Rolling Stones concert?  Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 03, 2020, 12:10:56 PM
What if you're bitten at a Rolling Stones concert?  Asking for a friend.

..hoping you'll tell that story.  Yes?  Whoooo gets BIT!?     I doubt this was a kinky type thing.  ???
@PB

Did @TigerLily attend and you were wearing a MAGA hat? That, I can imagine!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 03, 2020, 09:42:27 PM
..hoping you'll tell that story.  Yes?  Whoooo gets BIT!?     I doubt this was a kinky type thing.  ???
@PB

Did @TigerLily attend and you were wearing a MAGA hat? That, I can imagine!

I don't bite. Much
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 03, 2020, 10:01:27 PM
... Whoooo gets BIT!?...

Sure, blame the victim  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 03, 2020, 11:48:16 PM
From an ad:

What's the deal with this chicks bulbous second toe??

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 04, 2020, 05:19:54 AM
From an ad:

What's the deal with this chicks bulbous second toe??

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Some psychotic insisted on sucking it during one of his herpes flareups.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 04, 2020, 05:57:22 AM
Imran Khan lives with his dad and mom.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 04, 2020, 07:12:17 AM
From an ad:

What's the deal with this chicks bulbous second toe??

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I wonder how long a person can stand with their feet in that position.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 04, 2020, 07:27:06 AM
I wonder how long a person can stand with their feet in that position.

I bet she was sitting down.  Open toe shoes, with feet in them, probably don't look as good when there's weight pushing down on those nasty digits...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 04, 2020, 10:05:43 AM
No man should EVER strike a woman. Ever! Under any circumstance! No!

..Howwwever!  I do believe there should be women that men can call, to..

..hoping you'll tell that story.  Yes?  Whoooo gets BIT!?     I doubt this was a kinky type thing.  ???
@PB

Did @TigerLily attend and you were wearing a MAGA hat? That, I can imagine!

I may have told this one before

It was back during college.  The Stones are in town for two shows, and I have a friend in Seattle get the tickets for the second one.  A friend from school (who heard I was going, and practically begged me to take her with me) and I drive to Seattle after classes are over that day, and we get to the Kingdome before the end of the first night's show.  The shows are GA, and we're in line all night, two of the first few people at the very front.

8am the next morning (it had been a weird and wild night, with a constant stream of people showing up to get in line - you know, fights, drugs, drinking, random insanity, Mick lookalikes walking around - all very entertaining, but that's another story), they open the doors and we run across the field to the stage on the opposite side of the field.  We get perfect spots, right at the front - along the barrier in front of the stage.

As the day passes, the crowd fills the place up, and we slowly get packed in as everyone on the Kingdome floor is pushing to get where we are.  A girl with purple hair - first time I'd ever seen anyone with her hair dyed an unnatural color -  ends up next to me, shoulder to shoulder - no room for her bf, who is behind me.

Just before the warm-up band comes out, she decides her bf should have my spot.  After a little back and forth, push literally comes to shove (mind you we are packed in so tight people are having trouble breathing, and are even being rescued by security stationed in the area between the barrier and the stage).

She realizes she isn't going to get her way, and sinks her fangs into my arm, just below the shoulder.  I didn't have time to call one of the women you referred to to take care of it.  After I remove her teeth from my arm, I look back at her pipsqueak bf, but he doesn't want any part of any of it.  The original No Mas.  Plus the crowd's too tight and he can't really lift his arms or throw any punches.  Meanwhile, I can.

The funny part?  They leave after J. Giels warmup set is over.  They weren't even there for the Stones.  She didn't manage to break the skin, but I did have curious tiny bruises in a circular pattern on my upper arm for a few weeks after..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 04, 2020, 10:19:55 AM
I may have told this one before

It was back during college.  The Stones are in town for two shows, and I have a friend in Seattle get the tickets.  A friend from school (who heard I was going and practically begged me to take her with me) and I drive to Seattle after classes are over that day, and we get to the Kingdome before the end of the first night's show.  The show is GA, and we're in line all night, two of the first few people at the very front.

8am the next morning (it had been a weird and wild night, with a constant stream of people showing up to get in line - you know, fights, drugs, drinking, random insanity, Mick lookalikes walking around - all very entertaining, but that's another story), they open the doors and we run across the field to the stage on the opposite side of the field.  We get perfect spots, right at the front - along the barrier in front of the stage.

As the day passes, the crowd fills the place up, and we slowly get packed in as everyone on the Kingdome floor is pushing to get where we are.  A girl with purple hair - first time I'd ever seen anyone with her hair dyed an unnatural color -  ends up next to me, shoulder to shoulder - no room for her bf, who is behind me.

Just before the warm-up band comes out, she decides her bf should have my spot.  After a little back and forth, push literally comes to shove (mind you we are packed in so tight people are having trouble breathing, and are even being rescued by security stationed in the area between the barrier and the stage).

She realizes she isn't going to get her way, and sinks her fangs into my arm, just below the shoulder.  I didn't have time to call one of the women you referred to to take care of it.  After I remove her teeth from my arm, I look back at her pipsqueak bf, but he doesn't want any part of any of it.  The original No Mas.  Plus the crowd's too tight and he can't really lift his arms or throw any punches.  Meanwhile, I can.

The funny part?  They leave after J. Giels warmup set is over.  They weren't even there for the Stones.  She didn't manage to break the skin, but I did have curious tiny bruises in a circular pattern on my upper arm for a few weeks after..

Thank you! @PB That was great first coffee reading :)

If memory serves you have not told that one before. Not here anyway!  I did get the Bono telling you to "shut the fuck up" story from you a few months back. In this thread I believe.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 04, 2020, 10:27:44 AM
...  I did get the Bono telling you to "shut the fuck up" story from you a few months back...

Oh god, this is the stuff that happens if one goes to enough shows and winds up at the front of most of them.  There's plenty more where these came from.

The only two real negatives for me during this virus BS - well besides the stupid masks - are not going to concerts and not going to the local outdoor coffeeshop.  I should be there right now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 04, 2020, 10:53:59 AM

The funny part?  They leave after J. Giels warmup set is over.  They weren't even there for the Stones.  She didn't manage to break the skin, but I did have curious tiny bruises in a circular pattern on my upper arm for a few weeks after..

First off, there was a time that the Jay Geils band was better than the Stones...  No foul there.

Secondly...  Could she have been Klingon?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 04, 2020, 11:23:27 AM
First off, there was a time that the Jay Geils band was better than the Stones...  No foul there.

Secondly...  Could she have been Klingon?

Well, maybe, but concerts in huge coliseums, arenas, and domed stadiums aren't really conducive to the music itself, it's about the band and the ''show''.  The sound quality is uniformly terrible.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 04, 2020, 12:52:50 PM
Well, maybe, but concerts in huge coliseums, arenas, and domed stadiums aren't really conducive to the music itself, it's about the band and the ''show''.  The sound quality is uniformly terrible.

The Grateful Dead's attempt at improving concert audio was somewhat successful, I mean there's tons of technology out there that did what they invented...  I'm sure somebody else could speak rather in-depth about it ( @Bart Ell ) . They used frequency based time delays (time alignment?) factored on distances and all sorts of good stuff.




Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 04, 2020, 01:00:08 PM
I've been doing some yard work projects today and ran out of my light duty alcoholic beverages...  I ended up drinking some hefeweizen and, now, I don't think I'm going to be doing any more yard work today.  I love this stuff but not on an empty stomach...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 04, 2020, 01:14:24 PM
The Grateful Dead's attempt at improving concert audio was somewhat successful, I mean there's tons of technology out there that did what they invented...  I'm sure somebody else could speak rather in-depth about it ( @Bart Ell ) . They used frequency based time delays (time alignment?) factored on distances and all sorts of good stuff psychedelic drugs.

FIFY

If you listen to most of their live concerts the instrumentals aren’t bad but they were in serious need of AutoTune.  Or a bucket because half the time they couldn’t carry a tune and were flat and nasal as fuck.  Pisses me off when I listen to the Dead channel on XM.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 04, 2020, 02:38:27 PM
The Grateful Dead's attempt at improving concert audio was somewhat successful, I mean there's tons of technology out there that did what they invented...  I'm sure somebody else could speak rather in-depth about it ( @Bart Ell ) . They used frequency based time delays (time alignment?) factored on distances and all sorts of good stuff.


I don't even remember the last time I went to a show at a sports arena or coliseum.  Now that I think about it, for the past 20 years or so it's always been music specific venues.  Even at that, the sound at some is better than others (a few are downright awful - I'm talking about you, Mystic Theatre in Petaluma, no matter where one stands or sits the distortion is overwhelming). 

For the smaller to medium sized clubs, depending on the band I either end up near the front, or find the sweet spot - there is no way the sound is ever equally good - or even close - all over the building. 

I'm not a techie in any sense, but I do have very sensitive hearing.  I'm convinced most people don't really pay attention to sound quality or understand it (and PS, same with food and taste buds)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 04, 2020, 02:45:54 PM
FIFY

If you listen to most of their live concerts the instrumentals aren’t bad but they were in serious need of AutoTune.  Or a bucket because half the time they couldn’t carry a tune and were flat and nasal as fuck.  Pisses me off when I listen to the Dead channel on XM.

I loved seeing them live, but I can't listen to most of their recorded material - studio or live.  It's just not the same, just doesn't capture the spirit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 04, 2020, 02:46:11 PM


I don't even remember the last time I went to a show at a sports arena or coliseum.  Now that I think about it, for the past 20 years or so it's always been music specific venues.  Even at that, the sound at some is better than others (a few are downright awful (I'm talking about you, Mystic Theatre in Petaluma, no matter where one stands or sits the distortion is overwhelming)). 

For the smaller to medium sized clubs, depending on the band I either end up near the front, or find the sweet spot - there is no way the sound is ever equally good - or even close - all over the building. 

I'm not a techie in any sense, but I do have good hearing.  I'm convinced people don't really pay attention to sound quality or understand it (and PS, same with food and taste buds)

The club attached to the HOB at Downtown Disneyland had a soundgirl who... Uh, nevermind... Well... She sucked and I don't mean in a pleasing way...  At the club...  Not her daytime gig, I shall say no more..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 04, 2020, 02:53:56 PM
Joey Chestnut and Miki Sudo set new hot dog eating contest records today. 

Meanwhile the pampered corporate athletes are home sheltering in place

 https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/29409589/joey-chestnut-75-miki-sudo-485-retain-nathan-famous-hot-dog-eating-contest-titles   (https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/29409589/joey-chestnut-75-miki-sudo-485-retain-nathan-famous-hot-dog-eating-contest-titles)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 04, 2020, 02:57:11 PM
Joey Chestnut and Miki Sudo set new hot dog eating contest records today. 

Meanwhile the pampered corporate athletes are home sheltering in place

 https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/29409589/joey-chestnut-75-miki-sudo-485-retain-nathan-famous-hot-dog-eating-contest-titles   (https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/29409589/joey-chestnut-75-miki-sudo-485-retain-nathan-famous-hot-dog-eating-contest-titles)

The left has been trying to undermine sports for a long time.

This may be the beginning of the end. 

Who has the most to lose? Those who get scholarships and tons of money (and hold support jobs for the sport) are hurt.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 04, 2020, 03:00:08 PM
The left has been trying to undermine sports for a long time.

This may be the beginning of the end. 

Who has the most to lose? Those who get scholarships and tons of money (and hold support jobs for the sport) are hurt.

The way they rip off, insult, and abuse fans, they should have folded decades ago

The fans should own the teams, like Green Bay.  Perhaps local teams should get first shot at local players, and have to have a certain number of local players on the roster
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 04, 2020, 06:58:19 PM
An old random memory popped into my head.

Years ago, I had a friend who was cracked over the head with a pipe...  If it weren't for the heavy use of hair extensions, the injury might have been worse...  The hair extensions added a carpet-like covering to the scalp.

Vanity had a practical use in that case...

Drugs, old people and rock and roll... Meh.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on July 05, 2020, 07:14:37 PM
I've been doing some yard work projects today and ran out of my light duty alcoholic beverages...  I ended up drinking some hefeweizen and, now, I don't think I'm going to be doing any more yard work today.  I love this stuff but not on an empty stomach...
Come on @sean92008 - Hefe is like 5.3 - 5.5 ABV.  ::) Drink some water and move on with the day.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 05, 2020, 08:02:51 PM
Come on @sean92008 - Hefe is like 5.3 - 5.5 ABV.  ::) Drink some water and move on with the day.

5.5 (I think) BUT I drank it like water...

I don't even know what % the crap I regularly drink is. It switches between Rolling Rock, Bud Light and even Coors Light.  I know I can drink significantly more of that bird piss while doing stuff and not feel anything.  Hefe hit me weird.  Must not be eating enough meat lately.

I need hamburgers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 06, 2020, 05:51:27 PM
I just discovered Doc Martin on Roku... First 5 episodes are quite intriguing...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 06, 2020, 06:34:27 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1280314017194663938
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 07, 2020, 08:11:17 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1280519620185796609
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 07, 2020, 08:16:39 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1280519620185796609

LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 07, 2020, 08:17:20 AM
LOL!

LIVE AND LEARN!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 10, 2020, 04:31:07 PM
"Bardcore" :D

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 10, 2020, 04:41:30 PM
"Bardcore" :D


👍
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2020, 05:36:48 PM
"Bardcore" :D



Not quite Bartcore.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on July 10, 2020, 05:39:16 PM
"Bardcore" :D



OMG, I love this! 🎶🎶🎶
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 10, 2020, 05:43:06 PM
"Bardcore" :D




Who is this Jolene?  Even Jack White begs her not to take his man.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 11, 2020, 03:01:24 PM
So...  My can of Bud Light tastes like a root beer float.

Not joking. Dead serious.

No, I will not share this with my medical professional and I don't intend on googling it.  I've had some weird stuff happen to me but this is one of the more curious...

Once, I did wake up only to be temporarily color blind.  The doctor did say that that is a form of some sort of migraine.

Everything else is very straight "symptom and cause" for me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on July 12, 2020, 08:17:27 PM
"Bardcore" :D


;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2020, 11:11:40 AM
THEY ARE ALL GONNA DIE BEING SO CLOSE TOGETHER!

https://twitter.com/breakingavnews/status/1282699071124316160
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 13, 2020, 08:39:05 PM
So friggin cute!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CB_v27WDEez/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/CB_v27WDEez/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 15, 2020, 03:13:00 AM
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1283334774594076672
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 15, 2020, 07:43:33 AM
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1283334774594076672

LOL!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 15, 2020, 08:13:19 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2020, 08:21:12 AM
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You forgot to mention Google.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 15, 2020, 08:29:04 AM
You forgot to mention Google.

LOL I sure did, thanks Bart

I'm so tired

 :) :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 15, 2020, 09:18:19 AM
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That is fun! 

As long as Google is your default search engine...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 15, 2020, 09:23:47 AM
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Thanks, @anniem !!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 15, 2020, 10:10:58 AM
If I haven't expressed it already, many thanks go to California governor Gavin Newsom's over-reaction, possibly biased reasons for shutting down hair salons.

I have discovered that I can give myself a respectable, decent haircut saving myself $30 a month. Knowing that the last three stylists that I've used over the past decade all were card-carrying, steadfast Democrats, I can say without a great deal of certainty that I am depriving his political supporters of an income.

Along with other purchase decisions, I am finding myself being more and more critical of where I spend my money.

True, I spend money through Amazon and Costco, both steadfast Democrat-supporting organizations.  I also make sure that I am saving money over all alternatives.  So, if there's something that was a convenience buy if I went through Amazon or Costco, I now analyze if I have an alternative source.

I have also let my subscriptions to news providers, including the San Diego newspaper, lapse. Funny, I let my newspaper subscription lapse and they have continued delivering for 6 months!  The last two Sundays, the largest section of the newspaper were special SJW sections on women and minorities.  I reduce, reuse and recycle, the paper is used to minimize issues from my rescue kitties missing the litter box, etc...

For years, liberals, progressives and fascists have boycotted, protested and tried to destroy businesses owned by people who had a differing opinion from theirs.  I hope more people are doing what I am doing. Giving them a dose of their own medicine might be the thing that starts to force corporate change. Good luck sportsballers, taking a knee and all.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on July 16, 2020, 08:23:33 PM
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COOL!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on July 16, 2020, 08:46:49 PM
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Go to the right and click on the red slippers
Then click on the tornado

What a pleasant surprise!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 21, 2020, 04:23:08 PM
I'm sharing cake!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on July 21, 2020, 04:57:20 PM
THEY ARE ALL GONNA DIE BEING SO CLOSE TOGETHER!

https://twitter.com/breakingavnews/status/1282699071124316160

Had to be a black guy ::)  At least main stream news didn't run it. Thank GOD the narrative is so locked into place.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 21, 2020, 05:05:16 PM
Had to be a black guy ::)  At least main stream news didn't run it. Thank GOD the narrative is so locked into place.

Remember that guy who ran over "protesters" on a Seattle freeway?

The media knew he was black within 1 hour, yet the mainstream media avoided and still is avoiding it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 21, 2020, 06:13:56 PM
Remember that guy who ran over "protesters" on a Seattle freeway?

The media knew he was black within 1 hour, yet the mainstream media avoided and still is avoiding it.
Hell yeah. Nigga's got cart blanche to completely run a amok now. Or amuck, even..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 22, 2020, 07:49:36 AM
I'll ignore the above 🙄

Heard a news bit on the radio, apparently some lady went on to this website and used an online form that led to her being arrested.

https://rentahitman.com/
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on July 22, 2020, 11:22:20 AM
Hell yeah. Nigga's got cart blanche to completely run a amok now. Or amuck, even..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 22, 2020, 06:08:40 PM
I'll ignore the above 🙄



ignore it all you want. YA KNOW I'M RIGHT!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on July 23, 2020, 07:40:03 AM
I’m looking forward to a heated service academy football rivalry developing between the USNA Midshipmen and the USSF Space Cadets.  Jus’ Sayin’

https://www.airforcemag.com/space-force-debuts-new-delta-logo/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 23, 2020, 07:47:23 AM
I'll ignore the above 🙄

Heard a news bit on the radio, apparently some lady went on to this website and used an online form that led to her being arrested.

https://rentahitman.com/
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She should have this story...

https://www.nationalcrimesyndicate.com/10-deadliest-hitmen-never-heard-of-before/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on July 23, 2020, 08:53:50 PM
I have discovered that I can give myself a respectable, decent haircut
I don’t believe it @sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 23, 2020, 09:12:03 PM
I don’t believe it @sean92008

Hahahahaha!  My naturally curly hair has always been the bane of existence for the ladies... N products!

Now, it's just wavy. A 3/4" dog styling trimmer and a comb and trim on the top looks good enough for me.  My only issues are thinning the fuzzies near my neckline and keeping my neckline straight.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 24, 2020, 04:35:09 PM
Do you ever feel used? A stepping stone in his meteoric career?  (As an astral tackling target.)

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No, he will not remember all the little people!

😁😁😁

#HolzerFiles
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 24, 2020, 04:51:14 PM

No, he will not remember all the little people!


He probably hates the little people.
He contacted me about 2 hours ago for a little chat.
Why? I'm Big Bart!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 24, 2020, 04:56:06 PM
He probably hates the little people.
He contacted me about 2 hours ago for a little chat.
Why? I'm Big Bart!

He's vibing. No coincidences!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on July 28, 2020, 05:26:13 AM
Was the dude wearing the helmet having a bad day or a good day?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 28, 2020, 09:08:50 AM
Was the dude wearing the helmet having a bad day or a good day?
My guess is bad.  I've seen old military helmets and those types of bombs.  That's at least an inch and a half (probably more) past the wall.  The concussion probably would have killed him if not the intrusion.

I saw unexploded ones as a kid often.  They were heavy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on July 30, 2020, 09:46:51 AM
While working in the yard today I was half listening through ear buds to a talk show wherein the interviewee repeatedly referred to "warm bucket."  He wasn't the clearest of speakers and his sentences tended to trail off to a mumble towards the end.  It took about 5 minutes of focused listening to figure out he was referring to "Warren Buffet."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 30, 2020, 10:15:13 AM
While working in the yard today I was half listening through ear buds to a talk show wherein the interviewee repeatedly referred to "warm bucket."  He wasn't the clearest of speakers and his sentences tended to trail off to a mumble towards the end.  It took about 5 minutes of focused listening to figure out he was referring to "Warren Buffet."

HA
Funny
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 30, 2020, 10:44:29 AM
See through toaster

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 31, 2020, 06:34:48 PM
For $900 an hour I will make myself sound like Bono.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 31, 2020, 06:47:10 PM
For $900 an hour I will make myself sound like Bono.

Cool!  Then you can pick up a pack of water.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 31, 2020, 06:50:59 PM
For $900 an hour I will make myself sound like Bono.

I'll take a minute.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 31, 2020, 06:51:18 PM
Cool!  Then you can pick up a pack of water.
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Is there chocolate in that water?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 31, 2020, 06:55:53 PM
Cool!  Then you can pick up a pack of water.
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I could buy 8 packs and still have money left over for one Kit Kat bar!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 31, 2020, 06:57:11 PM
I'll take a minute.

That'll be $15

https://vocaroo.com/4tnB0j9owt4
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 31, 2020, 09:34:22 PM
That'll be $15

https://vocaroo.com/4tnB0j9owt4

Paypal?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 31, 2020, 09:35:45 PM
That'll be $15

https://vocaroo.com/4tnB0j9owt4

It would cost another $15 to know of what, wouldn't it.   :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 31, 2020, 10:04:18 PM
Anyone need a kitten?  I'm pretty sure any of these would clean out a rodent problem.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 31, 2020, 11:16:19 PM
Anyone need a kitten?  I'm pretty sure any of these would clean out a rodent problem.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 01, 2020, 07:46:28 AM
Not a Random stupid thing on my mind...just random.  But...Where's @TigerLily ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 01, 2020, 07:59:50 AM
Not a Random stupid thing on my mind...just random.  But...Where's @TigerLily ?

She's been busy.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 01, 2020, 10:20:58 AM
She's been busy.

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A pepper ball to the twat would have been entertaining...


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chefist on August 01, 2020, 10:22:57 AM
A pepper ball to the twat would have been entertaining...



There was a Trump rally? lulz

Kdubb is in Phoenix?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 01, 2020, 10:24:15 AM
She's been busy.

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Oh jeez.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 01, 2020, 05:34:14 PM
 






Peace
Hog
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on August 01, 2020, 10:59:37 PM
@KSM32 

I thought of you.

https://www.tiktok.com/@evanatoredits/video/6837356013008604422 (https://www.tiktok.com/@evanatoredits/video/6837356013008604422)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 01, 2020, 11:11:43 PM
@KSM32 

I thought of you.

https://www.tiktok.com/@evanatoredits/video/6837356013008604422 (https://www.tiktok.com/@evanatoredits/video/6837356013008604422)
*sigh of relief*  I was worried that the link was going directly to the Blue Whale Penis photos.  :o



Peace
Hog
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 03, 2020, 12:17:37 PM
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Packaging fail or troll?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 03, 2020, 04:12:18 PM
I watched some of it...

George Floyd was being a bit of a dick. Not surprising that this video has been suppressed.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2220126/Body-cam-shows-officers-trying-force-George-Floyd-cruiser.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 03, 2020, 05:43:37 PM
I watched some of it...

George Floyd was being a bit of a dick. Not surprising that this video has been suppressed.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2220126/Body-cam-shows-officers-trying-force-George-Floyd-cruiser.html

You can go anywhere in the world and you won't see people living and acting like this.  Yet here in our ''progressive'' run big cities, there are millions of people just like this.  I don't envy the cops dealing with it all day long.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 03, 2020, 06:16:09 PM
I watched some of it...

George Floyd was being a bit of a dick. Not surprising that this video has been suppressed.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2220126/Body-cam-shows-officers-trying-force-George-Floyd-cruiser.html

If those cops had stopped for a donut on the way to that call, Saint George Floyd would have OD’d in his driver’s seat and wouldn’t have made the obituary pages. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 03, 2020, 07:45:40 PM
I watched some of it...

George Floyd was being a bit of a dick. Not surprising that this video has been suppressed.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2220126/Body-cam-shows-officers-trying-force-George-Floyd-cruiser.html
Watched the whole thing.  Some of those cops were big FKN dudes but that's beside the point being that it really didn't have to happen the way it did. George wasn't exactly fighting them on anything and posed very little threat to them. Surely these officers knew quite quickly that they were dealing with a rather limited intellect in George and they could've handled the matter very differently.. ?  And it's not like they didn't have the numbers on their side. I realize they, the cops deal with this sort or situation every day in bigger towns but they are also trained to realize that every situation varies and has it's own circumstances.  And they certainly weren't being swarmed by onlookers..

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on August 06, 2020, 04:24:25 AM
Watched the whole thing.  Some of those cops were big FKN dudes but that's beside the point being that it really didn't have to happen the way it did. George wasn't exactly fighting them on anything and posed very little threat to them. Surely these officers knew quite quickly that they were dealing with a rather limited intellect in George and they could've handled the matter very differently.. ?  And it's not like they didn't have the numbers on their side. I realize they, the cops deal with this sort or situation every day in bigger towns but they are also trained to realize that every situation varies and has it's own circumstances.  And they certainly weren't being swarmed by onlookers..



Floyd was fucked up on drugs, foaming at the mouth and was resisting.  According to the lawyer for Chauvin, he was restraining Floyd using a prescribed method until an ambulance or a paddy wagon arrived.   
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 06, 2020, 08:20:59 AM
Floyd was fucked up on drugs, foaming at the mouth and was resisting.  According to the lawyer for Chauvin, he was restraining Floyd using a prescribed method until an ambulance or a paddy wagon arrived.   

I think his defense lawyer may also have something to say about how the city embargoed the video. I don't know the rules there, but in San Diego, they release the video as soon as possible, especially when it shows the police are doing the right thing. Also of concern would be all the business owners who lost money because of the rioting. If the city New The George Floyd was creating problems, they could have released the video and lessened the rioting, thus minimize damage to their businesses.

Blue cities, blue states... Shitholes or shitholes in waiting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 06, 2020, 09:25:46 AM
Floyd was fucked up on drugs, foaming at the mouth and was resisting.  According to the lawyer for Chauvin, he was restraining Floyd using a prescribed method until an ambulance or a paddy wagon arrived.   

That may answer the question of why none of the bystanders physically intervened.

The fact is this guy was a bum, a drug addict, almost certainly living off the rest of society his entire life, and supplementing his meager handouts with petty crimes.  No doubt all his friends are the same, starting with the other moron in the video.  Our big cities are full of people like this.  My guess is his family tired of his act long ago, at least the ones who aren't like him.  His life didn't matter to him, why should it matter to anyone else.

The cops have to be beyond tired of dealing with these idiots all day long.  Still, the cops shouldn't have killed him.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 06, 2020, 10:20:13 AM
Still, the cops shouldn't have killed him.

And they certainly didn't need to. That's all I'm sayin'. The video depicts a murder.  It's all the opportunistic fallout in the name of that has now..    ugh    you know
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 06, 2020, 10:34:37 AM
Hey everybody,

Whilst in the throws of copious amounts of yard work yesterday between two places I found myself in one of my homemade/built by hand sheds. It was then that I realized that I had been holding a pee for at least 55 minutes.  :o :o :o    This realization brought the issue front n center and gave me absolutely ZERO time to react any other way than to stand in the shed and pee right there. As I let loose the waterworks the relief wrapped me in urinary joy as I marveled at the quality of my workmanship in the structure I was standing within. The door was open and I began to admire the 36 ft deck off of the perfect lawn - also by me. I could have dropped to my knees right there as I was overwhelmed with emotion but kneeling in pee is counterproductive.

Thank you Lord for all the Manmanship talent you have afforded me.

I truly am. A real life moderator.




Peace
kSM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 06, 2020, 10:56:59 AM
That may answer the question of why none of the bystanders physically intervened.

The fact is this guy was a bum, a drug addict, almost certainly living off the rest of society his entire life, and supplementing his meager handouts with petty crimes.  No doubt all his friends are the same, starting with the other moron in the video.  Our big cities are full of people like this.  My guess is his family tired of his act long ago, at least the ones who aren't like him.  His life didn't matter to him, why should it matter to anyone else.

The cops have to be beyond tired of dealing with these idiots all day long.  Still, the cops shouldn't have killed him.

If those cops had stopped for a donut on the way to that call, they would have found him dead in his car from an overdose. His name wouldn’t have even made the obituary. Now the guy has been turned into a saint.  The cops didn’t kill him, but they certainly allowed him to die face down in the street. 

There are charges that they should probably face, but murder isn’t one of them.

I would guess that the trials will take at least a year. Finding an impartial jury will be impossible. But by all rational legal standards they should be found not guilty of murder. And I can picture the riots that will take place in Minneapolis when and if that happens.  They shouldn’t rebuild anything in Minneapolis until after the trial.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 06, 2020, 11:02:22 AM
I heard on either the news or maybe Armstrong and Getty that the knee on the neck move is a common procedure in Minneapolis policing when a person is being resistant while they wait for a medical team response.

If true... Combined with the partially-leaked video, this could be huge.  There could be four very rich police officers soon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 06, 2020, 02:56:32 PM
If those cops had stopped for a donut on the way to that call, they would have found him dead in his car from an overdose. His name wouldn’t have even made the obituary. Now the guy has been turned into a saint.  The cops didn’t kill him, but they certainly allowed him to die face down in the street. 

There are charges that they should probably face, but murder isn’t one of them.

I would guess that the trials will take at least a year. Finding an impartial jury will be impossible. But by all rational legal standards they should be found not guilty of murder. And I can picture the riots that will take place in Minneapolis when and if that happens.  They shouldn’t rebuild anything in Minneapolis until after the trial.

Wasn't Ian living in Minneapolis most of the years he was on Coast (the whitest city he could find to live in), and an Episcopalian minister (the whitest and snobbiest religious group he could find)?  He seemed comfortable there.

I somehow just associated the rest of Minneapolis with that - and given the politicians they elected, the aftermath there about abolishing the police, turning their neighborhoods over to homeless pukes, etc, it still seems about right.

Too bad he doesn't have a bunch of crankheads living in his backyard and a burned out liquor store next door, he could do a virtue signaling show about that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 09, 2020, 01:28:29 PM
Just had the first Pabst Blue Ribbon in a few years...  While not "beery," it's rather flavorful in a soft drink way...

Easy to drink while doing yard work.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 09, 2020, 02:25:13 PM
Just had the first Pabst Blue Ribbon in a few years...  While not "beery," it's rather flavorful in a soft drink way...

Easy to drink while doing yard work.

Enjoy the shits!  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 09, 2020, 02:43:53 PM
Enjoy the shits!  :D

Anything to lose weight and get my drink on!

Initially, I lost 10 to 15 pounds with the lockdown. Since then I've gained all of it back and added a few... 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 09, 2020, 02:44:23 PM
Just had the first Pabst Blue Ribbon in a few years...  While not "beery," it's rather flavorful in a soft drink way...

Easy to drink while doing yard work.

With the hipster bars shut down, I wonder how PBR is doing
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 09, 2020, 02:52:35 PM
With the hipster bars shut down, I wonder how PBR is doing

It was on sale for a considerable discount...  Dipping into the price range of Rockland and Rolling Rock at the Grocery Outlet... 

Since I am not a serious alcoholic or connoisseur of alcohol, cheap and low alcohol content it's good for me. I can't go around drinking soda all day.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 09, 2020, 02:58:04 PM
It was on sale for a considerable discount...  Dipping into the price range of Rockland and Rolling Rock at the Grocery Outlet... 

Since I am not a serious alcoholic or connoisseur of alcohol, cheap and low alcohol content it's good for me. I can't go around drinking soda all day.

There's always the silver bullet...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 09, 2020, 03:10:38 PM
There's always the silver bullet...

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Coors Light at Costco 36 cans for $21...  Or is it 30 cans...  Nah. 36.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 09, 2020, 03:13:16 PM
Enjoy the shits!  :D

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 09, 2020, 03:22:21 PM
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That too.  :D ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 09, 2020, 03:38:48 PM
I thought it was Schotz that made Milwaukee famous.

Schlemiel schlimazel...

BTW, PBR has been a mainstay of the rockabilly and Americana music scenes for a while. I'm guessing it still is.  They're a big sponsor of a lot of events, etc...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 09, 2020, 04:02:37 PM
I thought it was Schotz that made Milwaukee famous.

Schlemiel schlimazel...

BTW, PBR has been a mainstay of the rockabilly and Americana music scenes for a while. I'm guessing it still is.  They're a big sponsor of a lot of events, etc...

In 1986 I spent about four months traveling around China.  Once we got there, we were supposed to sign up with a tourist group, but after we got our visas and made it thru customs, we never hooked up with the group, and went around on our own.

Anyway, we went to quite a few places, there were hardly any hotels, restaurants, shops, there wasn't much of anything as far as consumer commerce.  There were no foreign goods at all, anywhere (with some limited exceptions, but that's another story).  Other than downtowns in tourist areas, stores of any kind were so rare that if I saw one I'd go in.  Many homes and stores had spirit houses, and many also had a little cabinet with the owner's treasures - books, bottles of hooch, photos, various trinkets and so on.

So I go into this tiny store to check it out, and I look over behind the counter and see the ubiquitous cabinet.  The store's not well lit and the little cabinet has a dusty glass door.  The proprietor is pleased to see me looking at it, and smiling he opens the door. 

Inside, crammed with other items is a very old, dust covered, unopened bottle of... Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 09, 2020, 06:12:31 PM
It must be 50+ years old...

Pre-revolution, I bet.  Funny, that's how the globalist Marxists will package their American takeover, a revolution.

If you had an American degree, practiced American medicine or had American business ties, they killed you.

Wonder who gets "handled" when it happens in America?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 10, 2020, 01:48:51 PM
Hoping for the 8.2 on the San Andreas... 

Time for Ed Dames' promise that I'll be an island resident to come true!

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/story/2020-08-10/sdsu-says-mondays-mondays-earthquake-swarm-at-salton-sea-could-trigger-larger-event
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 11, 2020, 10:52:34 PM
I haven't liked Wil Ferrell's work much through the years, but his Netflix film, Eurovision... Fire Saga. Well, I dare say it's his best work in ages, if not all-time.  If you don't count the cowbell sketch...

There's a big nod to ABBA worthy of the screen time given to it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2020, 10:55:21 PM
I'm so spiked right now.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2020, 10:56:37 PM
+1 to everyone on this page. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2020, 10:57:24 PM
That too.  :D ;)
Hey, ShayP! :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2020, 10:57:58 PM
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Howdy, Gravity. :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 11, 2020, 10:58:29 PM
I'm so spiked right now.  ;D ;D ;D

Is that like "horny" or is it stoned?  Excited? Tired? Well... I don't know the lingo...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2020, 10:58:35 PM
I haven't liked Wil Ferrell's work much through the years, but his Netflix film, Eurovision... Fire Saga. Well, I dare say it's his best work in ages, if not all-time.  If you don't count the cowbell sketch...

There's a big nod to ABBA worthy of the screen time given to it
Wutup, Sean? ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 11, 2020, 11:01:11 PM
Wutup, Sean? ;D
Trying to die exit gracefully is a lot harder than I expected.  🙄🙄🙄

You've been in my transom since I ever strayed onto BG.  7 years, maybe?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2020, 11:01:17 PM
Is that like "horny" or is it stoned?  Excited? Tired? Well... I don't know the lingo...
Just happy to be here with folks who like me.  And gererating love energy to those whom like me or not.
It is what it is. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 11, 2020, 11:03:23 PM
Just happy to be here with folks who like me.  And gererating love energy to those whom like me or not.
It is what it is. ;)

I've never been part of a forum for so long even ones where I was knee deep in it.  It's very different to me.  Talented, varied group of cool people!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2020, 11:03:34 PM
Trying to die exit gracefully is a lot harder than I expected.  🙄🙄🙄

You've been in my transom since I ever strayed onto BG.  7 years, maybe?

Sean.  You have a Cat avatar!
  How can I not love you?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 11, 2020, 11:04:37 PM
Sean.  You have a Cat avatar.  How can I not love you?

Hahahahaha.  I like pussies!
😹😹😹😹😹😹

Come on!  I mean CATS!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2020, 11:06:02 PM
Hahahahaha.  I like pussies!
😹😹😹😹😹😹

Come on!  I mean CATS!
MEOW, MAN! ;) ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 11, 2020, 11:09:01 PM
MEOW, MAN! ;) ;D
I can't post all my fur babies' pictures, too large a file size.
☹️☹️☹️

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 12, 2020, 01:34:47 AM
https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/01/us/face-transplant-connie-culp-dies-trnd
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 12, 2020, 01:53:41 AM
https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/01/us/face-transplant-connie-culp-dies-trnd
Tryin' to find a pic of my feline roommate from my albums, but this laptop is new so I probably need to transfer her pics from the other laptop.  My apologizes sean.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 12, 2020, 02:03:50 AM
Here's another...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on August 12, 2020, 07:40:20 AM
Just happy to be here with folks who like me.  And gererating love energy to those whom like me or not.
It is what it is. ;)

Hiya, Starr. Good to see you again!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on August 12, 2020, 07:43:21 AM
Just happy to be here with folks who like me.  And gererating love energy to those whom like me or not.
It is what it is. ;)

Hi Starr
 :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on August 12, 2020, 08:25:46 AM
Just happy to be here with folks who like me.  And gererating love energy to those whom like me or not.
It is what it is. ;)

I think you were my first greeter over on BG. Thanks for your kindness Starr. :heart:
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 12, 2020, 09:40:03 AM
I think you were my first greeter over on BG. Thanks for your kindness Starr. :heart:

Quality folk, @StarrMountain is. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 12, 2020, 11:04:42 AM
Quality folk, @StarrMountain is.

She's okay I guess.   ;)

Hi!  @StarrMountain   :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 12, 2020, 11:08:14 AM
She's okay I guess.   ;)

Hi!  @StarrMountain   :-*

You talk like you're married. 😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 12, 2020, 11:08:18 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 12, 2020, 11:11:41 AM
You talk like you're married. 😁😁😁😁

LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 13, 2020, 06:31:01 AM
I think, for the first time in my life, I tried to make something and didn't have any pure vanilla extract. Chef Google says that Rum could be used as a substitute.

Pancakes with a hint of rum. Yum!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on August 13, 2020, 06:32:31 AM
Do jifs work in a sig?

ETA: Yes, but that is really obnoxious.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on August 13, 2020, 08:42:47 AM
I think, for the first time in my life, I tried to make something and didn't have any pure vanilla extract. Chef Google says that Rum could be used as a substitute.

Pancakes with a hint of rum. Yum!

A delightful way to start the day.
And support the day in the middle.
Also maybe have that for dinner.
 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 13, 2020, 09:13:13 AM
A delightful way to start the day.
And support the day in the middle.
Also maybe have that for dinner.
 ;D

They turned out pretty good.  Not noticeable, the difference between vanilla extract and spiced rum.

The recipe is here:

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/21014/good-old-fashioned-pancakes/

One of the commenters mentioned the vanilla extract, and it was better with it than without it. Also, minimize the salt.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 13, 2020, 01:20:27 PM
Here's another...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]
Your Fur Baby looks very much like my Fur Baby. ;) ;D

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 13, 2020, 01:23:13 PM
Hiya, Starr. Good to see you again!
Hey there, Jayzelady.  It's good to see you again, too. ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 13, 2020, 01:23:48 PM
Hi Starr
 :)
Howdy, anniem. ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 13, 2020, 01:26:16 PM
I think you were my first greeter over on BG. Thanks for your kindness Starr. :heart:
And thank you, Ciardelo.  Love your wit.  Your posts are cool. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 13, 2020, 01:26:59 PM
Quality folk, @StarrMountain is.
Thank you, Sean. :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 13, 2020, 01:28:01 PM
She's okay I guess.   ;)

Hi!  @StarrMountain   :-*
Well, guess dats better 'n nuttin'. ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on August 13, 2020, 01:35:36 PM
Your Fur Baby looks very much like my Fur Baby. ;) ;D

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Here's another Fur Baby I found on YouTube. ;) ;D

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 13, 2020, 01:50:40 PM
Your Fur Baby looks very much like my Fur Baby. ;) ;D

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Temptations time is fun for my kitties.  I throw them around sections of the house (each cat patrols its regular section). It's their hunting time and they want it nightly.

If your fur babies are indoor-only, I highly recommend it to give them instinctual activity.

😸😸😸
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on August 13, 2020, 04:52:26 PM
And thank you, Ciardelo.  Love your wit.  Your posts are cool. ;)

Yes I think so too.
@Ciardelo
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on August 13, 2020, 05:53:13 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on August 13, 2020, 07:06:32 PM
Yes I think so too.
@Ciardelo

aww, thank you! You too @anniem!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on August 16, 2020, 04:39:20 PM
Where are Michael Decon’s posts.  He keeps pushing this board on the one with the extra letter?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 17, 2020, 10:28:36 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 18, 2020, 09:52:58 AM
So, Nomorobo has done wonders in cutting down robo calls and general crap via my telephone lines...

Every once in awhile, something will get through. Today, it was one of those scam extended car warranty deals.  To waste their time, the Indian accented woman was given a 2000 Prius with 637,000 miles.  She didn't immediately hang up. I think she was trying to get the computer to come up with a number...  How do people do a job like that? Do they genuinely not know that they're scamming? Anybody with half an IQ should know better.

I don't mind these calls, I ignore them if I am busy and report them to Nomorobo when I can.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 19, 2020, 09:56:24 AM
My friend saw this while looking for her next husband. 

She trolled him with corrections and graded his "paper" "F."

Hahaha.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 19, 2020, 10:18:41 AM
My friend saw this while looking for her next husband. 

She trolled him with corrections and graded his "paper" "F."

Hahaha.

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While laying around a hotel room years ago I watched an episode of Oprah where she featured an "expert" on how to market your  yourself through ads like that. According to her one of the big no-no's was adding that you were "Well hung" in your description. But truth is, women care about that so if I were single I'd be including pictures.

..hopefully they'd visit me in jail ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 19, 2020, 10:27:09 AM
While laying around a hotel room years ago I watched an episode of Oprah where she featured an "expert" on how to market your  yourself through ads like that. According to her one of the big no-no's was adding that you were "Well hung" in your description. But truth is, women care about that so if I were single I'd be including pictures.

..hopefully they'd visit me in jail ;D

What?  Not the hospital?  Mrs. 32 might 86 you.

😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on August 19, 2020, 12:48:21 PM
My friend saw this while looking for her next husband. 

She trolled him with corrections and graded his "paper" "F."

Hahaha.

Imma guess that didn't stand for "fuckable"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 19, 2020, 01:03:44 PM
My friend saw this while looking for her next husband. 

She trolled him with corrections and graded his "paper" "F."

Hahaha.

Are you sure it was trolling, and not a show of interest? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 19, 2020, 01:09:41 PM
Are you sure it was trolling, and not a show of interest?

Based on what she's said, I don't think she would share a true prospect so as not to jinx things. She did last time and the guy turned out to be, uhem, "trying to act straight.". I asked if he was a Star Wars fan.

🙄🙄🙄



 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on August 20, 2020, 04:36:26 PM
Temptations time is fun for my kitties.  I throw them around sections of the house (each cat patrols its regular section). It's their hunting time and they want it nightly.

If your fur babies are indoor-only, I highly recommend it to give them instinctual activity.

I am the go to person to cat-sit for my sister. Temptations is definitely the secret weapon to make the cat go wherever you want it to go. I literally just have to shake the bag, the cat could be hiding two floors away from me and will come running to my direction  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 20, 2020, 04:56:28 PM
I am the go to person to cat-sit for my sister. Temptations is definitely the secret weapon to make the cat go wherever you want it to go. I literally just have to shake the bag, the cat could be hiding two floors away from me and will come running to my direction  :D

Kitty crack?

Kitty crack!

+1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 21, 2020, 12:40:43 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1296894677514321923
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on August 22, 2020, 07:40:12 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 22, 2020, 09:09:45 PM
Bug from today's bike ride.  Apparently praying mantises turn white after they molt, and return to their natural color in a few days

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 22, 2020, 09:15:41 PM
Bug from today's bike ride.  Apparently praying mantises turn white after they molt, and return to their natural color in a few days

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Wild!!!  I learned new stuffs here at Ellgab.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 22, 2020, 09:34:28 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 22, 2020, 09:36:46 PM



The 90s are flooding back in my head.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 23, 2020, 07:23:25 PM
Bug from today's bike ride.  Apparently praying mantises turn white after they molt, and return to their natural color in a few days

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Whaaa? This is cool! thanks @PB
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 23, 2020, 08:11:38 PM
Bug from today's bike ride.  Apparently praying mantises turn white after they molt, and return to their natural color in a few days

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A Democrat!  So they DO exist!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2020, 07:23:04 PM
Recently, I was given an economy video projector for review purposes...  I finally fired it up. As I am streaming the Republican National Convention, I had the thought of "this would be great for porn."

Hahahahahaha... Uhuh...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 26, 2020, 07:33:49 PM
I had the thought of "this would be great for porn."

Hahahahahaha... Uhuh...
you one of those guys huh..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2020, 07:38:01 PM
you one of those guys huh..

Not yet.

The women I've ended up with never have been big on that. Role playing, spanking, in public, sharing me with friends, yes, but not watching porn together.

Go figure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on August 27, 2020, 01:26:46 PM
@Malliard

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 27, 2020, 01:27:26 PM
@Malliard

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Haps to you, Jim!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on August 27, 2020, 07:27:00 PM
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Always wondered if Space Ghost Coast to Coast was inspired by Art. I am a bit surprised Art was never a guest, could have been pretty funny

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chefist on August 27, 2020, 07:32:50 PM
Always wondered if Space Ghost Coast to Coast was inspired by Art. I am a bit surprised Art was never a guest, could have been pretty funny

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That is an interesting concept...he should have been.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 27, 2020, 08:06:46 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 28, 2020, 03:55:16 PM
Ooh bacon...

Meanwhile, back at NASA...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6179935/Can-scientists-crack-secret-Nasas-impossible-fuel-free-thruster.html

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 30, 2020, 02:03:38 AM
Bellgab doesn't seem accessible.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 30, 2020, 12:05:59 PM
I watched Ad Astra last night. Has anyone seen this? It was TERRIBLE. It should have been a short film, not a movie.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 31, 2020, 10:50:48 AM
I watched Ad Astra last night. Has anyone seen this? It was TERRIBLE. It should have been a short film, not a movie.  :(
@PolkaDot

Thank you! I have been toying with the idea of committing a few hrs to that, thing. Wife too has mentioned said movie but remains on the fence. Movies in general just suck these days and have for the last ten or so years. And I'm sooo fucking sick of superhero movies ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 31, 2020, 12:26:32 PM
@PolkaDot

Thank you! I have been toying with the idea of committing a few hrs to that, thing. Wife too has mentioned said movie but remains on the fence. Movies in general just suck these days and have for the last ten or so years. And I'm sooo fucking sick of superhero movies ::)
Ad Astra looks like a vanity project, kind of like Battlefield Earth and Razor's Edge.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on August 31, 2020, 02:13:24 PM
@PolkaDot

Thank you! I have been toying with the idea of committing a few hrs to that, thing. Wife too has mentioned said movie but remains on the fence. Movies in general just suck these days and have for the last ten or so years. And I'm sooo fucking sick of superhero movies ::)

I'd also like some new stuff. I don't bother much with redone old movie stories.
CAN'T ANYONE THINK OF SOMETHING NEW? HAVE ALL THE IDEAS IN THE UNIVERSE BEEN USED UP???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on August 31, 2020, 02:28:45 PM
@PolkaDot

Thank you! I have been toying with the idea of committing a few hrs to that, thing. Wife too has mentioned said movie but remains on the fence. Movies in general just suck these days and have for the last ten or so years. And I'm sooo fucking sick of superhero movies ::)

I watched "Christopher Robin" last night. I loved it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 31, 2020, 02:42:54 PM
@PolkaDot

Thank you! I have been toying with the idea of committing a few hrs to that, thing. Wife too has mentioned said movie but remains on the fence. Movies in general just suck these days and have for the last ten or so years. And I'm sooo fucking sick of superhero movies ::)
@KSM32, I'm telling you watch JoJo Rabbit. It's a good one!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 31, 2020, 02:44:33 PM
@KSM32, I'm telling you watch JoJo Rabbit. It's a good one!

Anything with Hitler usually is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 31, 2020, 02:45:44 PM
I'd also like some new stuff. I don't bother much with redone old movie stories.
CAN'T ANYONE THINK OF SOMETHING NEW? HAVE ALL THE IDEAS IN THE UNIVERSE BEEN USED UP???
Yes, @anniem ALL USED UP! Caputs!

I just watched Idlewild for the first time. It was a fun one, if you like musicals and jazz. It made me wonder what I was doing 15 years ago to have missed it? Must have been something fun....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 31, 2020, 02:46:04 PM
Anything with Hitler usually is.
BAD BART!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 31, 2020, 02:46:49 PM
Ad Astra looks like a vanity project, kind of like Battlefield Earth and Razor's Edge.
Yes, it took itself VERY seriously.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 31, 2020, 04:45:51 PM
Yes, it took itself VERY seriously.

Just proof that famous actors aren't necessarily good judges of screenplays...  Humm, parallels with Art Bell's eye for on-air talent.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on August 31, 2020, 06:06:48 PM
@PolkaDot

Thank you! I have been toying with the idea of committing a few hrs to that, thing. Wife too has mentioned said movie but remains on the fence. Movies in general just suck these days and have for the last ten or so years. And I'm sooo fucking sick of superhero movies ::)

Yeah but the Mars receptionist played Nickie in OITNB. Love, love, love her.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 31, 2020, 06:45:50 PM
Anything with Hitler usually is.


Dude was a real gas.





@PolkaDot  I'm not fuckin watching that! Seriously, you ain't right in the head.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 31, 2020, 07:59:12 PM

Dude was a real gas.





@PolkaDot  I'm not fuckin watching that! Seriously, you ain't right in the head.

I hear that when he would get angry he would take his ball and go home.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 31, 2020, 11:23:09 PM
2nd source (first was months ago) mentioning a sick member of Yes.

I Googled...  Man, they're as old as a lot of the cats who were out a decade earlier. Kinda like The Cars.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 01, 2020, 12:16:52 AM
I hear that when he would get angry he would take his ball and go home.
If you're going to TRY and expand on my silliness at east put some fucking effort into it ya shit-turd!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 01, 2020, 02:18:01 AM
I'd also like some new stuff. I don't bother much with redone old movie stories.
CAN'T ANYONE THINK OF SOMETHING NEW? HAVE ALL THE IDEAS IN THE UNIVERSE BEEN USED UP???
I think that is why God created us and our free will.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 01, 2020, 02:24:34 AM
If you're going to TRY and expand on my silliness at east put some fucking effort into it ya shit-turd!

OK, I admit I Nooryed it. Called it in.  Guest-hosted it...

☹️☹️☹️
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 01, 2020, 08:05:24 AM
@PolkaDot  I'm not fuckin watching that! Seriously, you ain't right in the head.
@KSM32  That’s what’s stopping you?  ???
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 01, 2020, 08:23:08 AM
I think that is why God created us and our free will.
Perhaps free will is an illusion....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 01, 2020, 09:15:59 AM
I think that is why God created us and our free will.

To repeat the same stories over and over?

WHY IS THIS INFORMATION ABOUT GOD AND HIS DOINGS HIDDEN FROM US LIKE THAT! HE SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS INFO ON THOSE TABLETS!

...THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOUR'S GOODS.
THOU SHALT REPEAT STORIES OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 01, 2020, 12:50:34 PM
To repeat the same stories over and over?

WHY IS THIS INFORMATION ABOUT GOD AND HIS DOINGS HIDDEN FROM US LIKE THAT! HE SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS INFO ON THOSE TABLETS!

...THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOUR'S GOODS.
THOU SHALT REPEAT STORIES OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I hate being told what to do.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 01, 2020, 02:22:04 PM
I hate being told what to do.
In most rooms of the house, yes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 01, 2020, 06:20:52 PM
I'm getting clickacy for air conditioners...

I blame @Mr Apnea
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: catbert99 on September 01, 2020, 07:00:19 PM
Global Cases are only 25,658,847
We will be fine
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Mr Apnea on September 01, 2020, 07:14:28 PM
I'm getting clickacy for air conditioners...

I blame @Mr Apnea

Maybe the cat did it!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 02, 2020, 08:11:10 AM
In most rooms of the house, yes.
WRONG! All the rooms. Your interview is over. NEXT!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 02, 2020, 08:11:57 AM
Global Cases are only 25,658,847
We will be fine
Think of it as population control.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 02, 2020, 09:09:55 AM
WRONG! All the rooms. Your interview is over. NEXT!

Oooh  ::)  fuckin pleeaaase. I am the beginning, And the End.

pfft  "NEXT!" she says  hahahaha
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 02, 2020, 11:49:56 AM
Think of it as population control.

Not enough people die of it. The next one needs to target perfectly healthy people between the ages of 18 and 60.

Only 6% of the 185,000 US deaths (which were projected to be 2 million) were completely free of pre-existing conditions including gunshots, traffic accidents, suicide, cancer, etc. The next Chinese virus needs to be much less discriminatory and targeted to the people in the middle. You may recall that there was a flu about a decade ago that was primarily targeting children.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 02, 2020, 03:04:37 PM
Helpful tip with super glue as your solution...

I tore a fingernail almost to the cuticle.  I dropped enough glue to go all the way around the entire surface of the nail and along the edge, gluing it to my skin as well.




Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 04, 2020, 01:27:06 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on September 04, 2020, 04:32:25 PM
Helpful tip with super glue as your solution...

I tore a fingernail almost to the cuticle.  I dropped enough glue to go all the way around the entire surface of the nail and along the edge, gluing it to my skin as well.






I once super glued my right index finger tip to my mustache but I don't want to talk about it. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 04, 2020, 05:10:23 PM
Woman glued up her own vagina in attempt to frame ex-boyfriend for crime.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-glued-up-vagina-attempt-22621636
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 04, 2020, 05:31:21 PM
I once super glued my right index finger tip to my mustache but I don't want to talk about it.

It would have been more interesting if it were your pinky... Bwahahaha!

Memories of Art Bell.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 05, 2020, 11:42:56 AM
I heard a reference to this skit last night on Red Eye Radio (I successfully avoid Coast to Coast 99% of the time nowadays).

I remember seeing this skit as a kid. Richard Pryor and George Carlin being on SNL were must see episodes, even as a kid!

Extremely offensive content!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 05, 2020, 03:09:52 PM
I heard a reference to this skit last night on Red Eye Radio (I successfully avoid Coast to Coast 99% of the time nowadays).

I remember seeing this skit as a kid. Richard Pryor and George Carlin being on SNL were must see episodes, even as a kid!

Extremely offensive content!...

Haha, I remember seeing that one too.  Saturday Night Live was must see TV every week, regardless of hosts and guests.  When Chevy Chase left, that was ok, but when when Aykroyd and Belushi left I never even watched another episode.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 06, 2020, 05:27:48 PM
Only a couple weeks of peaches left.
Damn asshole peach trees.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 07, 2020, 03:53:40 PM
@KSM32

I think they meant to put this under your door. 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 07, 2020, 04:04:28 PM
@KSM32

I think they meant to put this under your door.
He’s just upset over the new Canadian rule requiring the wearing of masks during sex.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 07, 2020, 06:19:48 PM
Today I learned Canada has a space program
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 07, 2020, 08:58:57 PM
Today I learned Canada has a space program
Yes @PB There are a-lot of things one could learn. Furthest in on D-Day as well, amongst sooo many other wonderful and not so wonderful things. Declared war on Japan ? December 8, 1941 - I didn't know this until LAST December :-[  Apparently you (meaning me) have to actually attend history class.  :o :-[

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 07, 2020, 09:06:06 PM
@KSM32

I think they meant to put this under your door. 

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Happy times.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 08, 2020, 12:35:59 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on September 08, 2020, 03:18:09 PM
Optimist; the glass is half full
Pessimist; the glass is half empty
Lot’s of people;  Who drank half my drink?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 08, 2020, 03:49:17 PM
Optimist; the glass is half full
Pessimist; the glass is half empty
Lot’s of people;  Who drank half my drink?

well that is just silly.
a glass is always full.

 ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 08, 2020, 06:50:43 PM
Humm...  Doh! 

He's not just a flasher...  No raincoat. 🙄

https://twitter.com/OceansidePD/status/1303453581530394625
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chefist on September 08, 2020, 07:07:19 PM
Humm...  Doh! 

He's not just a flasher...  No raincoat. 🙄

https://twitter.com/OceansidePD/status/1303453581530394625

I drove back from Pala on 76 to I-5 the previous weekend...I don't think I can be collared with this.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 08, 2020, 08:36:06 PM
I drove back from Pala on 76 to I-5 the previous weekend...I don't think I can be collared with this.

The 76 has really changed in the last 15 years.  You can actually drive 65 and not ruin your suspension... Unless Falkie is in the car, then all bets are off.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 09, 2020, 11:27:36 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 09, 2020, 12:14:11 PM
Just bought 50 bottles of this.
The Bart will have a taste of peach when The Bart wants a taste of peach.

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PS - IT REALLY TASTES LIKE PEACH!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 09, 2020, 12:40:31 PM
Humm...  Doh! 

He's not just a flasher...  No raincoat. 🙄

https://twitter.com/OceansidePD/status/1303453581530394625
Isn’t that k_dubb?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 09, 2020, 01:04:38 PM
Just bought 50 bottles of this.
The Bart will have a taste of peach when The Bart wants a taste of peach.

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PS - IT REALLY TASTES LIKE PEACH!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 09, 2020, 09:21:32 PM
Just bought 50 bottles of this.
The Bart will have a taste of peach when The Bart wants a taste of peach.

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PS - IT REALLY TASTES LIKE PEACH!
Is it available in plum?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 09, 2020, 09:22:04 PM
Isn’t that k_dubb?
LOL!!! Yes!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on September 10, 2020, 08:45:37 AM
Just bought 50 bottles of this.
The Bart will have a taste of peach when The Bart wants a taste of peach.

PS - IT REALLY TASTES LIKE PEACH!

Ain't that just peachy!


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 10, 2020, 11:40:54 AM
...keen.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 10, 2020, 06:48:56 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 11, 2020, 07:56:37 AM

I love this! Thanks @SpookPumpkin - I want some now!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 11, 2020, 11:25:49 PM
Getting unsolicited photos by email used to take considerable bandwidth... Now it damages my eyeholes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 11, 2020, 11:34:53 PM
Getting unsolicited photos by email used to take considerable bandwidth... Now it damages my eyeholes.

Did you get Senda Puffs?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 11, 2020, 11:55:27 PM
I love this! Thanks @SpookPumpkin - I want some now!
And after you've summoned the beast up from the depths he'll love what you've done with the place.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 12, 2020, 09:59:43 AM
We need happy quokkas

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 12, 2020, 10:44:40 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1304838246740918274
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 12, 2020, 11:02:12 AM
And after you've summoned the beast up from the depths he'll love what you've done with the place.
Wow, that spell worked rather quickly- and you brought Scotch! Good boy beast!
Huh, I thought your horns would be bigger for some reason. *shrug*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 12, 2020, 12:53:58 PM
I have had to write twice this week "I do not wish to sound condescending but I assure you this message will sound exactly like that..."

In one case, I had to respond to a series of questions of why I was limiting a business transaction to people within an hour's drive from the site.  I've then proceeded to suggest that they could pay for these items in advance site unseen but also agree to terms that would include no guarantee of performance or condition.

Considering the buyer has had white pages listings for their cell phone number in well over a dozen cities in the last decade, I kind of knew that I was inviting a psychotic reaction.  Whew!  I hit too close to home.  I got a really nasty reply. I then proceeded to reply "...were you not on Dog the Bounty Hunter?" 😈😈😈😈 He wasn't, but I thought that was just the most entertaining way to respond to him.

I think humanity needs a good culling.  I blame Facebook!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 12, 2020, 01:07:47 PM
We need happy quokkas

+1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 12, 2020, 01:30:30 PM
+1

Just for you, sir!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 12, 2020, 03:28:34 PM
... In one case, I had to respond to a series of questions...

Or, don't respond...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 12, 2020, 03:29:46 PM
... I think humanity needs a good culling...

No lie. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 12, 2020, 03:58:12 PM
Or, don't respond...

Nah, that would be boring.😁😁😁.

Even crazy people's money is green.

It is amazing how light industrial equipment has become much more popular with the garage & shed shops.  The interweb's ability to promote a business really makes it possible for these small shops to survive... Then you get the wackadoodles (like I suspect this guy is) who can't get along with people and keep a regular job who need to do something to survive. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 12, 2020, 05:14:52 PM
Getting unsolicited photos by email used to take considerable bandwidth... Now it damages my eyeholes.

Emails, you say. Interesting!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 12, 2020, 05:19:55 PM
+1

Is the thing about them throwing their babies a falsehood?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 12, 2020, 05:58:01 PM
Is the thing about them throwing their babies a falsehood?

It is. Quokkas do not throw their babies.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 12, 2020, 06:50:26 PM
It is. Quokkas do not throw their babies.

They look too cute to do such a thing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 12, 2020, 06:52:01 PM
They look too cute to do such a thing.

...and hyenas laugh...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 12, 2020, 06:53:26 PM
...and hyenas laugh...

They are not NEAR as cute.
Cuteness matters.
Dare I say more?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 12, 2020, 07:56:51 PM
They are not NEAR as cute.
Cuteness matters.
Dare I say more?

Racist!


(An oldie but a goodie)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 12, 2020, 07:59:58 PM
Racist!


(An oldie but a goodie)

Do you know what aren't racist?

Pumpkins.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 12, 2020, 08:36:40 PM
A bird and breasts...

Pumpkins are fun!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 12, 2020, 08:38:49 PM
Do you know what aren't racist?

Pumpkins.

I'm sure some indoctrinated puke could figure out how they are.  Hell, didn't the Pilgrim invaders appropriate them from Native Americans?

(Heh, sorry, I've been in Berkeley far to long...)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 12, 2020, 08:41:54 PM
I'm sure some indoctrinated puke could figure out how they are.  Hell, didn't the Pilgrim invaders appropriate them from Native Americans?

(Heh, sorry, I've been in Berkeley far to long...)

Then where'd the Japanese pumpkins come from?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 12, 2020, 09:23:47 PM
Then where'd the Japanese pumpkins come from?

Pumpkins - all squash - tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, cocoa, corn, pineapples, and plenty more are original to the New World.

So Italy had no tomato sauce before 1492, Thailand, India, etc had no hot peppers, the Irish no potatoes, the Swiss no chocolate, Hawaii no pineapples...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 12, 2020, 10:34:40 PM
Do you know what aren't racist?

Pumpkins.

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Pumpkist?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 12, 2020, 10:38:28 PM
I'm sure some indoctrinated puke could figure out how they are.  Hell, didn't the Pilgrim invaders appropriate them from Native Americans?

(Heh, sorry, I've been in Berkeley far to long...)

I loved that area. Telegraph Ave was a treat. I'd just go there on my own in my lovely 68 mustang. I'd walk all the way down telegraph until there were no people selling stuff, then walk all the way back.
I liked the shops in Santa Cruz as well, but never got back there after the earth quake.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 12, 2020, 11:23:50 PM
Pumpkins - all squash - tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, cocoa, corn, pineapples, and plenty more are original to the New World.

So Italy had no tomato sauce before 1492, Thailand, India, etc had no hot peppers, the Irish no potatoes, the Swiss no chocolate, Hawaii no pineapples...

(And this is where you might hate me)
It’s obviously a ploy by Dole so they don’t have to acknowledge that their founders cousin led the coup to get rid of Hawaiis queen because she supported all of her people voting and not just the rich ones of certain ethnic groups. :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 12, 2020, 11:39:23 PM
(And this is where you might hate me)
It’s obviously a ploy by Dole so they don’t have to acknowledge that their founders cousin led the coup to get rid of Hawaiis queen because she supported all of her people voting and not just the rich ones of certain ethnic groups. :)

I'm learning a ton this evening!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 13, 2020, 12:51:26 AM
I loved that area. Telegraph Ave was a treat. I'd just go there on my own in my lovely 68 mustang. I'd walk all the way down telegraph until there were no people selling stuff, then walk all the way back...

I don't think I ever bought anything from the street vendors - I'm actually a poor consumer.  Did you like the homemade jewelry? The henna tattooing, the tie-die t-shirts?  I met one girl, in town for a free Grateful Dead show, selling magic wands - they were actually pretty cool looking.  I almost bought a didgeridoo once.

Living within walking distance, I spent a lot of time in the used book stores and record shops.  I don't even know how many slices of Blondie's pizza I've eaten.  There were tons of nooks and crannies along there and just off on the side streets - Manuel's Mexican place for underage drinking, the basement at Blake's for pool and local garage rock, the basement at Leonard's Record's for foreign and other hard to find movie rentals, upstairs at Kip's for, well, all I ever got was a horrible pizza (turns out it's not that hard to make really lousy pizza, who knew?), the commie bookstore for free local kook posters for my collection, the place across from them with international newspapers and magazines, the Lhasa Karnak Herb Company, Shambala Books, the place selling bronze deities and other great stuff from India...  All long gone.  Well, except for the commie bookstore.

I'd usually go to the outdoor coffee shop up the street, across from the law school, but I'd go to Caffè Mediterraneum if it was raining - it always seemed like a place revolutions were being hatched..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on September 13, 2020, 01:45:20 AM
I don't think I ever bought anything from the street vendors - I'm actually a poor consumer.  Did you like the homemade jewelry? The henna tattooing, the tie-die t-shirts?  I met one girl, in town for a free Grateful Dead show, selling magic wands - they were actually pretty cool looking.  I almost bought a didgeridoo once.

Living within walking distance, I spent a lot of time in the used book stores and record shops.  I don't even know how many slices of Blondie's pizza I've eaten.  There were tons of nooks and crannies along there and just off on the side streets - Manuel's Mexican place for underage drinking, the basement at Blake's for pool and local garage rock, the basement at Leonard's Record's for foreign and other hard to find movie rentals, upstairs at Kip's for, well, all I ever got was a horrible pizza (turns out it's not that hard to make really lousy pizza, who knew?), the commie bookstore for free local kook posters for my collection, the place across from them with international newspapers and magazines, the Lhasa Karnak Herb Company, Shambala Books, the place selling bronze deities and other great stuff from India...  All long gone.  Well, except for the commie bookstore.

I'd usually go to the outdoor coffee shop up the street, across from the law school, but I'd go to Caffè Mediterraneum if it was raining - it always seemed like a place revolutions were being hatched..

I think you have the makings for a top notch novel there, PB.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 13, 2020, 04:24:19 AM
I think you have the makings for a top notch novel there, PB.

I'm with ya. @Rikki Gins  I don't even know where those places are but I can imagine the scene.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 13, 2020, 08:15:22 AM
I don't think I ever bought anything from the street vendors - I'm actually a poor consumer.  Did you like the homemade jewelry? The henna tattooing, the tie-die t-shirts?  I met one girl, in town for a free Grateful Dead show, selling magic wands - they were actually pretty cool looking.  I almost bought a didgeridoo once.

I loved the homemade jewelry. Bought a few things each time. Last time I went though, it had changed as you said and I didn't like the vendor's jewelry. It was not metal or leather, just junky stuff. I've gotten bags, holograms, books, all sorts of stuff.

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Living within walking distance, I spent a lot of time in the used book stores and record shops.  I don't even know how many slices of Blondie's pizza I've eaten.  There were tons of nooks and crannies along there and just off on the side streets - Manuel's Mexican place for underage drinking, the basement at Blake's for pool and local garage rock, the basement at Leonard's Record's for foreign and other hard to find movie rentals, upstairs at Kip's for, well, all I ever got was a horrible pizza (turns out it's not that hard to make really lousy pizza, who knew?), the commie bookstore for free local kook posters for my collection, the place across from them with international newspapers and magazines, the Lhasa Karnak Herb Company, Shambala Books, the place selling bronze deities and other great stuff from India...  All long gone.  Well, except for the commie bookstore.

I didn't recall the name of the pizza place, but a stop there was necessary. Going into the used book shops was also a favorite. Yes, I remember an Herb Company and the India place. It was a great way to spend a day. It had to be fun living so close.

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I'd usually go to the outdoor coffee shop up the street, across from the law school, but I'd go to Caffè Mediterraneum if it was raining - it always seemed like a place revolutions were being hatched..

What is there now?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 13, 2020, 03:13:56 PM
I'm with ya. @Rikki Gins  I don't even know where those places are but I can imagine the scene.

Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley CA, my adopted home town

It's a direct route from downtown Oakland to Berkeley, and comes to an end at the main entrance of Cal Berkeley.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 13, 2020, 03:19:21 PM
... I didn't recall the name of the pizza place, but a stop there was necessary...

Had to be Blondie's


... Going into the used book shops...

Shakespeare's is gone, Moe's still abides.  God I have a lot of books from those two places.


... What is there now?

At Caffe Med?  I don't even know, it's been gone so long now.  Plus I don't have much of a reason to even go to Telegraph anymore.  Got to be a headshop/tattoo place, nail salon, or some gooey snack place.  Maybe that's where the store where everything is from Japan and costs $1.50 is (oh shit, I should have gone there when I needed a new mouse pad).
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 13, 2020, 03:25:26 PM
I think you have the makings for a top notch novel there, PB.

Speaking of top notch novels...

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas… with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 13, 2020, 05:00:51 PM
Long version:




Short version:
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=950891908755941&extid=khJT5PAs5ZBu39xg (https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=950891908755941&extid=khJT5PAs5ZBu39xg)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 14, 2020, 10:11:17 AM
Took V. out to a job site yesterday for a few hours so I brought her bed and put it on this mobile water unit.

I suspect she thinks she's The Sphynx up there.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 14, 2020, 10:43:12 AM
Took V. out to a job site yesterday for a few hours so I brought her bed and put it on this mobile water unit.

I suspect she thinks she's The Sphynx up there.

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1+. Please give it to Vera.
 ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 14, 2020, 11:02:49 AM
Took V. out to a job site yesterday for a few hours so I brought her bed and put it on this mobile water unit.

I suspect she thinks she's The Sphynx up there.

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“Answer my riddle in order to pass.
...or just give me treats.”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 14, 2020, 11:06:26 AM
“Answer my riddle in order to pass.
...or just give me treats.”

Pretty good taxidermy on that dead dog.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on September 14, 2020, 02:19:39 PM
Took V. out to a job site yesterday for a few hours so I brought her bed and put it on this mobile water unit.

I suspect she thinks she's The Sphynx up there.

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She’s probably wondering “what are those stupid humans doing working when they could just lay here like me and look pretty?”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 14, 2020, 04:12:00 PM
Pretty good taxidermy on that dead dog.

It was untrue
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 14, 2020, 07:27:49 PM
Today I saw a bottle of mezcal in Trader Joe's that didn't have the worm inside. 

Is that a new thing, or was that just a vegan version?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 14, 2020, 07:32:09 PM
Today I saw a bottle of mezcal in Trader Joe's that didn't have the worm inside. 

Is that a new thing, or was that just a vegan version?

Cruelty to "animals" or marketing to get people to drink something they wouldn't otherwise?

Speaking of TJ's, a shopping bag full of pumpkin-flavored crap was brought home by one of my brood.  200lbs, here I come!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 14, 2020, 07:39:24 PM
...  200lbs, here I come!

Up or down?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 14, 2020, 07:53:23 PM
Up or down?

Up. The pumpkin butter and whatever fattening stuff is in the pile.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 14, 2020, 08:07:36 PM
Up. The pumpkin butter and whatever fattening stuff is in the pile.

I'm pretty safe around pumpkin.  Now chocolate...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 14, 2020, 09:39:53 PM
I'm pretty safe around pumpkin.  Now chocolate...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 15, 2020, 05:40:50 PM
Today:

Dental hygienist to me - "Oooh  see how your gums are bleeding?" as she held the mirror for me to see.

Voice in my head to her - "Yeah it's odd, they seem to have a tendency to bleed when people stab them with sharp 'fuckin metal things"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 15, 2020, 07:35:23 PM
Today:

Dental hygienist to me - "Oooh  see how your gums are bleeding?" as she held the mirror for me to see.

Voice in my head to her - "Yeah it's odd, they seem to have a tendency to bleed when people stab them with sharp 'fuckin metal things"

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 15, 2020, 09:01:41 PM
Today:

Dental hygienist to me - "Oooh  see how your gums are bleeding?" as she held the mirror for me to see.

Voice in my head to her - "Yeah it's odd, they seem to have a tendency to bleed when people stab them with sharp 'fuckin metal things"

I almost feel this on a spiritual level.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 15, 2020, 09:10:24 PM
I almost feel this on a spiritual level.

Yes,  I'm THAT good!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 16, 2020, 11:19:17 AM
In 2009, I bought a few dozen solar powered walkway lights...

I've had a box that I never opened that I finally decided to open today.  Out of the 8, all of them still had enough of a charge to light the LED.  I was under the distinct impression that Ni-Cad batteries didn't have that kind of life span. I'm incredibly impressed.

They're out charging now.  I've added some landscaping features that could use some illumination.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 16, 2020, 11:48:30 AM
In 2009, I bought a few dozen solar powered walkway lights...

I've had a box that I never opened that I finally decided to open today.  Out of the 8, all of them still had enough of a charge to light the LED.  I was under the distinct impression that Ni-Cad batteries didn't have that kind of life span. I'm incredibly impressed.

They're out charging now.  I've added some landscaping features that could use some illumination.
Wow, pleasant surprise indeed.

I have solar lights and solar knick knacks all over the place including every fence post (almost 90) is topped with a lantern that lights up the yards all through the night. I bet you can see my river place from space! Even the hammock is lit up!

What kind of landscaping have you done and is the fire in the sky impeding your charging? And how the FUCK can you even breathe? @sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 16, 2020, 12:00:57 PM
Wow, pleasant surprise indeed.

I have solar lights and solar knick knacks all over the place including every fence post (almost 90) is topped with a lantern that lights up the yards all through the night. I bet you can see my river place from space!

What kind of landscaping have you done and is the fire in the sky impeding your charging? And how the FUCK can you even breathe? @sean92008

I'm close enough to a body of water that the humidity does help with the air.  (The same ocean air is awful for molds and mildews, including my veggie garden.)  Even on 100° days 10 miles east, I can have fog until 9-10 a.m! The exception is when we get Santa Ana winds that are originating from the desert.

The feature is a zig-zagging cascading plumeria feature. I haven't planted it, just put the semi-circle 12" garden wall blocks and pebbled marble chips in... I am already thinking that 16" blocks would have looked better ☹️


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 17, 2020, 04:16:59 PM
So I was minding my own business yesterday when suddenly! NO DSL. Hm. We have a good internet provider and when we had the DSL installed it required AT&T to run new lines blah blah techy techy blah. So. Look outside and an AT&T truck is there with a guy working. We figured he was fixing something. He drove away. No DSL.  ???  Another truck came by, but was unable to assist without there being a trouble ticket from the internet provider. Trouble ticket? The internet provider did nothing wrong. We called them anyway. They have to check everything before we can have an AT&T trouble ticket. Finally we got a call that AT&T would be out Saturday between 8am and 8 pm. Whaaa?  >:( >:( >:(  Fast to destroy, slow to repair.
Nevertheless, an AT&T person just showed up. The other guy thought our connection was not in use and took it apart or something blah blah techy techy blah. The person today will apply labels so this does not happen again.

did youse miss me hmmm?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 17, 2020, 07:07:56 PM
Irritant of the week:  Hack

It used to be that hack was someone breaking into a software system to do harm, steal information, or even just for fun.  Then it began to include getting into one's own technological device and adjust it to do something beneficial it wasn't originally designed to do.  (Before that it was a lousy sports player, or a nasty cough).

Now, it's used for anything new or different, or just something that person hadn't thought of before.  Now we ''hack'' our eggs if someone suggested we cook them differently, or read about various ''life hacks', which mostly turn out to be things or ways to do things that the 23 year old who wrote the article never heard of before.  Those aren't ''hacks''.  No one is breaking into anything or doing an unauthorized upgrade. 

This has been around for awhile, but I'm seeing more and more of it.  Dang, please try to find a different way to try to sound cool.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 17, 2020, 07:45:07 PM
So I was minding my own business yesterday when suddenly! NO DSL. Hm. We have a good internet provider and when we had the DSL installed it required AT&T to run new lines blah blah techy techy blah. So. Look outside and an AT&T truck is there with a guy working. We figured he was fixing something. He drove away. No DSL.  ???  Another truck came by, but was unable to assist without there being a trouble ticket from the internet provider. Trouble ticket? The internet provider did nothing wrong. We called them anyway. They have to check everything before we can have an AT&T trouble ticket. Finally we got a call that AT&T would be out Saturday between 8am and 8 pm. Whaaa?  >:( >:( >:(  Fast to destroy, slow to repair.
Nevertheless, an AT&T person just showed up. The other guy thought our connection was not in use and took it apart or something blah blah techy techy blah. The person today will apply labels so this does not happen again.

did youse miss me hmmm?

YES, WELCOME BACK THE INTERNET MISSES YOU! :D

Irritant of the week:  Hack

It used to be that hack was someone breaking into a software system to do harm, steal information, or even just for fun.  Then it began to include getting into one's own technological device and adjust it to do something beneficial it wasn't originally designed to do.  (Before that it was a lousy sports player, or a nasty cough).

Now, it's used for anything new or different, or just something that person hadn't thought of before.  Now we ''hack'' our eggs if someone suggested we cook them differently, or read about various ''life hacks', which mostly turn out to be things or ways to do things that the 23 year old who wrote the article never heard of before.  Those aren't ''hacks''.  No one is breaking into anything or doing an unauthorized upgrade. 

This has been around for awhile, but I'm seeing more and more of it.  Dang, please try to find a different way to try to sound cool.

Wow PB. Thank you! You should write an article (maybe a listicle?) about how to hack a good post!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 17, 2020, 08:47:57 PM
YES, WELCOME BACK THE INTERNET MISSES YOU! :D

Ahh thanky!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 18, 2020, 09:19:37 AM
Fast to destroy, slow to repair.

did youse miss me hmmm?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 18, 2020, 09:22:19 AM
Irritant of the week:  Hack

It used to be that hack was someone breaking into a software system to do harm, steal information, or even just for fun.  Then it began to include getting into one's own technological device and adjust it to do something beneficial it wasn't originally designed to do.  (Before that it was a lousy sports player, or a nasty cough).

Now, it's used for anything new or different, or just something that person hadn't thought of before.  Now we ''hack'' our eggs if someone suggested we cook them differently, or read about various ''life hacks', which mostly turn out to be things or ways to do things that the 23 year old who wrote the article never heard of before.  Those aren't ''hacks''.  No one is breaking into anything or doing an unauthorized upgrade. 

This has been around for awhile, but I'm seeing more and more of it.  Dang, please try to find a different way to try to sound cool.
@PB Are you sure you want to waste your irritant of the week on this one? You so love to bitch and moan, I guess I was just expecting a bit..more? Oh well, there's always next week. *shrug*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 18, 2020, 07:08:59 PM
@PB Are you sure you want to waste your irritant of the week on this one? You so love to bitch and moan, I guess I was just expecting a bit..more? Oh well, there's always next week. *shrug*
Seems to me you're the cranky little puss. Guessing you hadn't had your morning penis coffee yet. @PolkaDot   Is Aunt Flo in town?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 18, 2020, 09:24:27 PM
Seems to me you're the cranky little puss. Guessing you hadn't had your morning penis coffee yet. @PolkaDot   Is Aunt Flo in town?
Darling @KSM32  , if Aunt Flo is stopping you then I’m not the one being the puss. Just saying.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on September 19, 2020, 11:19:21 PM
My girls have been doing the “If 2020 was a....” meme crazies. Here are some of my favorites.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 20, 2020, 09:19:39 AM
My girls have been doing the “If 2020 was a....” meme crazies. Here are some of my favorites.

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Very funny!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 21, 2020, 11:55:20 AM
My ignore list grew today.  🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 21, 2020, 12:17:02 PM
My ignore list grew today. 

OMG IS IT ME? ARE YOU IGNORING ME? HELLO? SEAN HELLO!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 21, 2020, 12:44:52 PM
OMG IS IT ME? ARE YOU IGNORING ME? HELLO? SEAN HELLO!!!!!!!

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Have you sent George Senda any money?

🤣
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 21, 2020, 01:20:12 PM
Have you sent George Senda any money?

🤣

Nope. I don't read that thread because I never figured out who the heck the guy is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 21, 2020, 01:21:46 PM
Nope. I don't read that thread because I never figured out who the heck the guy is.

You are literally not missing out on anything @anniem.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 21, 2020, 01:27:06 PM
You are literally not missing out on anything @anniem.

 :)  I've been happy enough without it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 21, 2020, 03:18:39 PM
How did I forget about ellgab for so long???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 21, 2020, 04:00:01 PM
How did I forget about ellgab for so long???

I listened to Rolleye James the other day and didn't hear you call in. Did you forget about her as well?  >:(

Whatcha been doing? How are the Fenneck tats?  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 21, 2020, 05:56:57 PM
How did I forget about ellgab for so long???

Repressed memories.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 21, 2020, 06:03:33 PM
How did I forget about ellgab for so long???

HEY HELLO!!!
How are you?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 21, 2020, 07:50:06 PM
My girls have been doing the “If 2020 was a....” meme crazies. Here are some of my favorites.

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LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 21, 2020, 07:51:18 PM
:)  I've been happy enough without it.
You and me both!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 22, 2020, 04:49:13 AM
I listened to Rolleye James the other day and didn't hear you call in. Did you forget about her as well?  >:(

Whatcha been doing? How are the Fenneck tats?  :)

Well due to my day job I am often not up at the hour anymore :( But she is on WGN now during the weeknights.

No fenneck tattoos but a new kitty cat after I lost one of mine the summer of 2019 to cancer. New kitty's  name is Hooper.

Other than that same old same. Avoiding the 'Rona. How have you?

Repressed memories.

Yeah no doubt.  :P

HEY HELLO!!!
How are you?

I'm doing well thanks. How are you doing?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 22, 2020, 07:17:11 AM
Well due to my day job I am often not up at the hour anymore :( But she is on WGN now during the weeknights.
No fenneck tattoos but a new kitty cat after I lost one of mine the summer of 2019 to cancer. New kitty's  name is Hooper.
Other than that same old same. Avoiding the 'Rona. How have you?
Yeah no doubt.  :P
I'm doing well thanks. How are you doing?

Good. I retired and moves out of the city. Sorry to hear about the lost kitteh, and congratulations for Hooper.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 22, 2020, 09:49:09 AM
Well due to my day job I am often not up at the hour anymore :( But she is on WGN now during the weeknights.

No fenneck tattoos but a new kitty cat after I lost one of mine the summer of 2019 to cancer. New kitty's  name is Hooper.

Other than that same old same. Avoiding the 'Rona. How have you?

I moved to working from home full-time a couple-three (thanks RCH!) years ago. So I've just been bumping along. My latest project has been setting up a home gym. Damn, workout stuff has gotten expensive and scarce here lately!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on September 22, 2020, 09:49:26 AM
Well due to my day job I am often not up at the hour anymore :( But she is on WGN now during the weeknights.


In a year full of WTF moments, Rolle James showing up on WGN has has to be in the Top 30. I am stunned she is still kicking around, I haven't heard of her in ages. Not sure how many people in Chicago want to her Rolle James. Really saddened that my favorite local host, was let go after a very long service to the station, a perfect guy for late night as an inviting non-political general fun show.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 22, 2020, 10:14:53 AM
Well due to my day job I am often not up at the hour anymore :( But she is on WGN now during the weeknights.

No fenneck tattoos but a new kitty cat after I lost one of mine the summer of 2019 to cancer. New kitty's  name is Hooper.

Other than that same old same. Avoiding the 'Rona. How have you?

Yeah no doubt.  :P

I'm doing well thanks. How are you doing?

Glad to see you are still among the live and kicking @ponyboysunset
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 22, 2020, 10:35:46 AM
My latest project has been setting up a home gym. Damn, workout stuff has gotten expensive and scarce here lately!
@Ciardelo

What kind of equipment are you looking for with your home gym and how big of an area do you have for this? Are you an overly heavy person or a scrawny wafer of a fella? Your first answer depends on this. Also, having a home gym makes it easier to put off your workout until 'tomorrow' will commitment and self motivation be an issue?

A stationary bike in the spare room at the end of the hall does not count as a home gym, but you likely know this. Right?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 22, 2020, 10:46:04 AM
@Ciardelo

A stationary bike in the spare room at the end of the hall does not count as a home gym, but you likely know this. Right?
Does a fan bike in the living room count?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 22, 2020, 10:47:59 AM
... A stationary bike in the spare room at the end of the hall does not count as a home gym, but you likely know this. Right?

What about a real bike kept by the front door?
Title: Re: Ask KSM32 Specific Questions
Post by: whoozit on September 22, 2020, 10:51:00 AM
Does a stationary bike in a spare room in the middle of a hall count?  What if there were two stationary bikes in the spare room at the end of the hall?
Title: Ask KSM Anything about bikes & halls
Post by: KSM on September 22, 2020, 11:06:51 AM
Does a fan bike in the living room count?
Ridiculous.

What about a real bike kept by the front door?
Well you actually get out and ride. So, yes!

Does a stationary bike in a spare room in the middle of a hall count?  What if there were two stationary bikes in the spare room at the end of the hall?
I don't have to answer that. And - no.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 22, 2020, 11:22:50 AM
Good. I retired and moves out of the city. Sorry to hear about the lost kitteh, and congratulations for Hooper.
Country life now? Very cool. Thanks for the condolences. Billie Holiday was a great cat. I saved Hooper from someone in our neighborhood who abandoned him. He is in my new profile picture.
I moved to working from home full-time a couple-three (thanks RCH!) years ago. So I've just been bumping along. My latest project has been setting up a home gym. Damn, workout stuff has gotten expensive and scarce here lately!
Good to hear. Yes it can be. I got gifted a treadmill from my Mom she wasn't using. I need to use it more than I do.
In a year full of WTF moments, Rolle James showing up on WGN has has to be in the Top 30. I am stunned she is still kicking around, I haven't heard of her in ages. Not sure how many people in Chicago want to her Rolle James. Really saddened that my favorite local host, was let go after a very long service to the station, a perfect guy for late night as an inviting non-political general fun show.
Interesting about Rollye, she hasn't done much politics lately, at least from what I read on her website. I get the local host thing. Apparently she took the job as a favor to a friend of hers. She is on whenever the White Sox aren't during the week. I am all for less politics in radio myself. So burned out! Good to see you!
Glad to see you are still among the live and kicking @ponyboysunset
Thanks GS! Hope you are doing well!

All these posts about bikes makes me realize I need to go ride mine before it gets cold here. Nothing like a bike ride to clear your head.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 22, 2020, 11:36:22 AM
@Ciardelo

What kind of equipment are you looking for with your home gym and how big of an area do you have for this? Are you an overly heavy person or a scrawny wafer of a fella? Your first answer depends on this. Also, having a home gym makes it easier to put off your workout until 'tomorrow' will commitment and self motivation be an issue?

A stationary bike in the spare room at the end of the hall does not count as a home gym, but you likely know this. Right?

Right. Whew, I didn't expect to get all verbal about this but here goes:

I have my share of "health issues" including COPD, CHF and some other things along with an auto-immune thing that causes arthritis. So I'm a big guy. Not George Senda big, but I was on my way. I've been eating better, no carbs (or very little) and tracking what I eat. I've lost about 40 pounds which makes moving a lot easier. I'm wanting to reduce probably another 60 at least.

I was walking the malls, but the Covid 19 closed everything down. When things started opening back up I joined a community center basically to walk on the treadmill. But community center is closed on the weekends so I also joined a local "24hr gym" It's been fine, but I also wanted to do some strength training so a friend of mine got me started on the Precor machines. It's starting to get crowded as things open up and we progress. They require masks to walk in, but hardly anybody wears them working out, of course. I don't either. I "get it" about the resistance to masks but people aren't cleaning their machines and it's a pain to have to stop and clean each time I use a new one on my circuit.

I was at Costco and saw they had a pretty decent home treadmill (2.5 CHP motor, 330# limit, $579) so I got it and set it up. I've been enjoying the shit out of it. It's connected to the iFit app so when you are walking along, the video trainer changes the speed, incline or whatever. I'm still just walking, but with a purpose. Currently I'm walking thru Egypt (lots of flat land!) with this guy who tells you about the history of the sites you are walking thru. It's pretty cool.

My local Dick's sporting goods had a set of the Bowflex Selecttech 552 dumbbells on for sale ($349) so I got a pair of those. And Costco had a pretty cool spin bike ($519) so I picked it up for better Cardio. It's connected to an app as well but I haven't set it up. I have a couple of adjustable Bowflex Selecttech 840 Kettlebells ($179) coming and a stand for the dumbbells should be delivered today.

I've paid not exactly sale prices, but not eBay rape-you prices see for this stuff, It's just kinda evolved. People will probably tell me "Hey! I only paid $200 for this or that!" but that was then, this is now. It's a challenge to buy workout equipment at decent prices now.

It's all out in the living room but I have a 10X12 guest room I'm working on the clear out to set it up. There's some fairly think pile carpeting in there now. I'm shopping gym flooring but I'll probably end up putting in hardwood with mats instead of a whole rubber floor in there.

I'm pretty committed and still go to the gym to workout with my buddy, but I'm walking the treadmill every day at home. With the sloppy weather coming and with the Covid not going away until after the election, I'm content enough to workout at home. My buddy is also knowledgeable about resistance training using ones own body weight but I'm not at that point yet.

I've only been doing this for a couple of months and I feel better, feel like I have more strength and sleeping better.

Country life now? Very cool. Thanks for the condolences. Billie Holiday was a great cat. I saved Hooper from someone in our neighborhood who abandoned him. He is in my new profile picture. Good to hear. Yes it can be. I got gifted a treadmill from my Mom she wasn't using. I need to use it more than I do. Interesting about Rollye, she hasn't done much politics lately, at least from what I read on her website. I get the local host thing. Apparently she took the job as a favor to a friend of hers. She is on whenever the White Sox aren't during the week. I am all for less politics in radio myself. So burned out! Good to see you!Thanks GS! Hope you are doing well!

All these posts about bikes makes me realize I need to go ride mine before it gets cold here. Nothing like a bike ride to clear your head.

Indeed. My bike was stolen from storage but I might get one next spring. GNS!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 22, 2020, 11:58:59 AM
Right. Whew, I didn't expect to get all verbal about this but here goes:

I have my share of "health issues" including COPD, CHF and some other things along with an auto-immune thing that causes arthritis. So I'm a big guy. Not George Senda big, but I was on my way. I've been eating better, no carbs (or very little) and tracking what I eat. I've lost about 40 pounds which makes moving a lot easier. I'm wanting to reduce probably another 60 at least.

I was walking the malls, but the Covid 19 closed everything down. When things started opening back up I joined a community center basically to walk on the treadmill. But community center is closed on the weekends so I also joined a local "24hr gym" It's been fine, but I also wanted to do some strength training so a friend of mine got me started on the Precor machines. It's starting to get crowded as things open up and we progress. They require masks to walk in, but hardly anybody wears them working out, of course. I don't either. I "get it" about the resistance to masks but people aren't cleaning their machines and it's a pain to have to stop and clean each time I use a new one on my circuit.

I was at Costco and saw they had a pretty decent home treadmill (2.5 CHP motor, 330# limit, $579) so I got it and set it up. I've been enjoying the shit out of it. It's connected to the iFit app so when you are walking along, the video trainer changes the speed, incline or whatever. I'm still just walking, but with a purpose. Currently I'm walking thru Egypt (lots of flat land!) with this guy who tells you about the history of the sites you are walking thru. It's pretty cool.

My local Dick's sporting goods had a set of the Bowflex Selecttech 552 dumbbells on for sale ($349) so I got a pair of those. And Costco had a pretty cool spin bike ($519) so I picked it up for better Cardio. It's connected to an app as well but I haven't set it up. I have a couple of adjustable Bowflex Selecttech 840 Kettlebells ($179) coming and a stand for the dumbbells should be delivered today.

I've paid not exactly sale prices, but not eBay rape-you prices see for this stuff, It's just kinda evolved. People will probably tell me "Hey! I only paid $200 for this or that!" but that was then, this is now. It's a challenge to buy workout equipment at decent prices now.

It's all out in the living room but I have a 10X12 guest room I'm working on the clear out to set it up. There's some fairly think pile carpeting in there now. I'm shopping gym flooring but I'll probably end up putting in hardwood with mats instead of a whole rubber floor in there.

I'm pretty committed and still go to the gym to workout with my buddy, but I'm walking the treadmill every day at home. With the sloppy weather coming and with the Covid not going away until after the election, I'm content enough to workout at home. My buddy is also knowledgeable about resistance training using ones own body weight but I'm not at that point yet.

I've only been doing this for a couple of months and I feel better, feel like I have more strength and sleeping better.

Indeed. My bike was stolen from storage but I might get one next spring. GNS!

Get an Oculus Quest 2!
Yes, The Bart is pimping VR lately.
Yes, The Bart has a financial interest in VR doing well.

That does not change the fact that VR can be great for fitness.
The fun factor may make you exercise more than you ever expected to.

This site is a good starting point.

https://vrhealth.institute/
Title: Re: Ask KSM Anything about bikes & halls
Post by: whoozit on September 22, 2020, 11:59:15 AM
I don't have to answer that. And - no.
You didn’t, but thanks for taking the time to do so.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 22, 2020, 12:18:18 PM
Get an Oculus Quest 2!
Yes, The Bart is pimping VR lately.
Yes, The Bart has a financial interest in VR doing well.

That does not change the fact that VR can be great for fitness.
The fun factor may make you exercise more than you ever expected to.

This site is a good starting point.

https://vrhealth.institute/

That looks interesting the Bart! I've bookmarked it for further investigation. The fun factor looks good!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 22, 2020, 01:38:09 PM
Go here to learn about strength building.

https://startingstrength.com/

He’s pretty hard core but right.

I tried to find kettlebells recently but couldn’t find a thing.  Wound up with a handle that takes regular weight discs and allows their use like a kettlebell.

Nobody ever wins against a fan bike.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 22, 2020, 02:00:51 PM
@Ciardelo, with all the crisis moving/abandoning rental homes, you might find free gear on Craigslist or Letgo, etc.

Exercise equipment, pianos and bonded leather furniture all seem to be heavies on the freebie market.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 22, 2020, 02:05:10 PM
Go here to learn about strength building.

https://startingstrength.com/

He’s pretty hard core but right.

I tried to find kettlebells recently but couldn’t find a thing.  Wound up with a handle that takes regular weight discs and allows their use like a kettlebell.

Nobody ever wins against a fan bike.

Ha ha, thanks @juan! I've bookmarked this site as well. Since I'm still using the Precor machines at the gym 3 days a week, I've just been studying up on proper weight lifting techniques. 

I found an out-of-print DVD specifically for the Bowflex 552's that I've been reviewing. It has A LOT of different exercises and shows the proper form for each. I also bought an adjustable weight bench but I'm not setting everything up until I get the room ready.

The Bowflex Kettlebells I bought directly from Nautilus. The only complaints I see about them are they are a little bulky but then so are the 552 dumbbells. :shrug:

They're still in stock https://www.bowflex.com/selecttech/840-kettlebell/100790.html I ordered 1 and it's already here but I decided to get another because why the fuck not. It seems to be pretty solid and doesn't rattle around--the dumbbells don't either. I suppose "purists" are horrified that I'm not lifting "real" weights but fuck, they are impossible to find for any kind of price lately and I don't need a whole fucking rack anyway.

I'm just wanting to get fit and lose weight so this home equipment is suiting me well. Thanks again for the website tip!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 22, 2020, 02:10:39 PM
@Ciardelo, with all the crisis moving/abandoning rental homes, you might find free gear on Craigslist or Letgo, etc.

Exercise equipment, pianos and bonded leather furniture all seem to be heavies on the freebie market.

Believe you me, I've been watching carefully @sean92008. Me and a bunch of other fuckers apparently. Craig's list has some over-priced things here in Tulsa and eBay is useless. There's some heavy equipment on eBay for "local pick-up" only but not in my locale. But I'm still keeping an eye out. Thanks  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 22, 2020, 02:48:50 PM
Believe you me, I've been watching carefully @sean92008. Me and a bunch of other fuckers apparently. Craig's list has some over-priced things here in Tulsa and eBay is useless. There's some heavy equipment on eBay for "local pick-up" only but not in my locale. But I'm still keeping an eye out. Thanks  :)

Yeah...  I guess everybody else at stuck at home either decided to use their equipment or get rid of it...  Charities weren't open to receive the stuff either... 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 22, 2020, 03:06:46 PM
I wonder if it was all made in China and is blocked.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 22, 2020, 03:14:11 PM
I wonder if it was all made in China and is blocked.

Yeahhhhh...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 22, 2020, 03:43:53 PM
I wonder if it was all made in China and is blocked.

There's definitely some "supply issues" going on.

Hey @Bart Ell what is this bullshit about the Oculus Quest 2 requiring a FaceBook log-in now? It's on pre-order from places but what the fuck man?

https://www.oculus.com/blog/a-single-way-to-log-into-oculus-and-unlock-social-features/

I'm trying to get away from people, not run towards them  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 22, 2020, 05:39:17 PM
Perhaps we could all benefit from a working out thread? Advice and what not?

Other random things on my mind, with all the celebrities dying someone needs to protect Betty White at all costs!!!

Betty White leads me to remember that I discovered the Buzzr Channel when I got a digital antenna and I am hooked on Match Game. I missed out when it was first aired because I wasn’t born until 1975. I absolutely love Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly and of course Betty White.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 22, 2020, 06:07:46 PM
Perhaps we could all benefit from a working out thread? Advice and what not?

Other random things on my mind, with all the celebrities dying someone needs to protect Betty White at all costs!!!

Betty White leads me to remember that I discovered the Buzzr Channel when I got a digital antenna and I am hooked on Match Game. I missed out when it was first aired because I wasn’t born until 1975. I absolutely love Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly and of course Betty White.

Match Game was awesome!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 22, 2020, 06:51:45 PM
Match Game was awesome!

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I love that brunette with the Dutch boy haircut. Very bubbly and incredibly cute. I have looked up a few of those people from the show, the girl I'm thinking of was even featured in a local newspaper within the last few years. It's pretty incredible how the interweb can allow you to watch somebody from it game show 40 years ago, and find out about them now.

Yay YouTube!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 22, 2020, 07:11:03 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 22, 2020, 07:11:42 PM
Match Game was awesome!

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Love that longgggg microphone  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 22, 2020, 07:12:24 PM
I love that brunette with the Dutch boy haircut. Very bubbly and incredibly cute. I have looked up a few of those people from the show, the girl I'm thinking of was even featured in a local newspaper within the last few years. It's pretty incredible how the interweb can allow you to watch somebody from it game show 40 years ago, and find out about them now.

Yay YouTube!



Hey she might still be around lol
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 22, 2020, 07:16:55 PM
Love that longgggg microphone  :P

Check out the Liar's Club from that era as well.  Hosted by Betty White's hubby.

Great to see you around PBS - hope things are going well back home.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 22, 2020, 07:24:31 PM
Perhaps we could all benefit from a working out thread? Advice and what not?

I'd be down for that. I've been reading and studying up on this but I'm very much a complete novice. YouTube has been awesome too for ideas and inspiration. Here's a little skinny git that has some criticism of the Bowflex 552's but he's been sticking with it. 52 pounds each arm! I'm pretty impressed.



I didn't realize how much I would like the iFit app for the treadmill. It really helps to keep the dreariness of just plodding along away. Here's a dippy HSN video of my exact treadmill model.



Other random things on my mind, with all the celebrities dying someone needs to protect Betty White at all costs!!!

Love Betty!

Betty White leads me to remember that I discovered the Buzzr Channel when I got a digital antenna and I am hooked on Match Game. I missed out when it was first aired because I wasn’t born until 1975. I absolutely love Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly and of course Betty White.

I discovered MeTV through OTA. There's a lot of good stuff still on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 22, 2020, 07:47:55 PM
Hey she might still be around lol

I saw a photo of her at a garden party function.  Same basic haircut, just thinned (not as ball-shaped) .  She's probably 70 about now. Appears to not be subject of any of the obits, because she had two sons, unlike the dead Dorothys.

When binging Star Trek, Bonanza, Adam-12, whatever, I Google the actors, original airdates, even the businesses in the background on location shoots (especially cool for Adam-12 and Emergency).
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 22, 2020, 07:52:27 PM
I'd be down for that. I've been reading and studying up on this but I'm very much a complete novice. YouTube has been awesome too for ideas and inspiration. Here's a little skinny git that has some criticism of the Bowflex 552's but he's been sticking with it. 52 pounds each arm! I'm pretty impressed.

Re-watching him throwing his arms up and going down past his shoulders I'm realizing his form sucks. He doesn't really have control at all. But I'm still impressed for his first try at such a high (to me) weight.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 22, 2020, 08:01:07 PM
I saw a photo of her at a garden party function.  Same basic haircut, just thinned (not as ball-shaped) .  She's probably 70 about now. Appears to not be subject of any of the obits, because she had two sons, unlike the dead Dorothys.

When binging Star Trek, Bonanza, Adam-12, whatever, I Google the actors, original airdates, even the businesses in the background on location shoots (especially cool for Adam-12 and Emergency).

Ha ha, I do the same thing. It's like I'm making my own little pop-ups with details about what I'm watching.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 22, 2020, 08:21:46 PM
Ha ha, I do the same thing. It's like I'm making my own little pop-ups with details about what I'm watching.  :D

That's why Pop-up Videos were so enthralling.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 22, 2020, 09:19:37 PM
... When binging Star Trek, Bonanza, Adam-12, whatever, I Google the actors, original airdates, even the businesses in the background on location shoots (especially cool for Adam-12 and Emergency).

Yeah, I do that too, but usually just for actors I've seen somewhere before and, heh, the good looking actresses...

This summer I've watched more TV than I usually would, with the virus and all shutting everything else down.  At least they ended up running the Tour de France, which is always great and just took up three weeks with evening recaps.

I haven't really watched many old shows until this year, although I do like them.  it's interesting how many different shows some of the actors made appearances in, and how many went on to have shows of their own.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 22, 2020, 09:22:38 PM
... I discovered MeTV through OTA. There's a lot of good stuff still on.

Same here, although I knew it existed.  There are a few other stations that broadcast old shows at least some of the time as well.

What I'm not finding is old cartoons though.  Not even Looney Tunes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 22, 2020, 09:23:52 PM
Love that longgggg microphone  :P

Haha, yeah. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 22, 2020, 09:37:05 PM
Those old shows also break some of these legendary myths...  I think Steve McQueen was a rather stiff and flat actor.

I think it was an episode of Naked City, I am not sure. The storyline was that he was a jazz musician and this girl got pregnant by him.  I have cardboard boxes from Amazon that have more personality than him.

By the way, I have a Roku TV with the Roku channel, Tubi, Pluto and a few others I can't remember the names of. There is a ton of stuff out there.  The old half hour episodes of Bonanza featured some of the best writing right up there next to the Twilight Zone in terms of quality.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 22, 2020, 09:45:52 PM
Same here, although I knew it existed.  There are a few other stations that broadcast old shows at least some of the time as well.

What I'm not finding is old cartoons though.  Not even Looney Tunes.
There's more, I just found this link faster...

https://pluto.tv/live-tv/classic-toons-tv

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 22, 2020, 09:52:19 PM
Perhaps we could all benefit from a working out thread? Advice and what not?


You're all a bunch of potatoes and quite content to be so. A workout thread would be nothing more than buying a metaphorical treadmill you'll use for 2-7 weeks only to become something to hang your clothes on. You'd sell it but one day you plan to really get back in shape! HA!! A workout thread she says..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 22, 2020, 09:58:25 PM
You're all a bunch of potatoes and quite content to be so. A workout thread would be nothing more than buying a treadmill you use for 2-7 weeks only to become something to hang your clothes on. You'd sell it but one day you plan to really get back in shape! HA!! A workout thread she says..

A friend of mine bought one for his wife, who wanted it.  Pretty expensive, with all sorts of gadgetry.  Not long after that, he asked me if I wanted it.

He brought it over, I did it for about two minutes and moved it to a room I don't use.  I finally gave it to my next door neighbor.  Haven't heard a thing about it since...

I think I'll stick with mountain biking and hiking.  All my roller hockey (this is California) and backpacking friends either moved away or got married off.  Chrissakes, since when does everyone disappear after they get married?

I used to like playing sports, but bad officiating makes it no fun.  Geez...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 22, 2020, 10:08:24 PM
There's more, I just found this link faster...

https://pluto.tv/live-tv/classic-toons-tv

Thanks!  Will def look into it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 22, 2020, 10:13:00 PM
Pluto TV is great. Love the Rifftrax and the MST3K channels.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 23, 2020, 03:35:55 AM
That long microphone was used so that the host could hold it under his arm and be able to use both hands.  Wireless lapel mics made them obsolete.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 23, 2020, 04:19:24 AM
You're all a bunch of potatoes and quite content to be so. A workout thread would be nothing more than buying a metaphorical treadmill you'll use for 2-7 weeks only to become something to hang your clothes on. You'd sell it but one day you plan to really get back in shape! HA!! A workout thread she says..
I feel so, so called out. LOL. I'll have you know nothing is hanging on my treadmill yet...lol

As for all the other goodies I just read a treasure trove to dive into. I too, noticed the lack of old cartoons. Lots of old sci-fi, movies, game shows but no cartoons. Weird.

Hi Walks At Night! How is Morg doing? It's Morg, right?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 23, 2020, 10:32:37 AM
A friend of mine bought one for his wife, who wanted it.  Pretty expensive, with all sorts of gadgetry.  Not long after that, he asked me if I wanted it.

He brought it over, I did it for about two minutes and moved it to a room I don't use.  I finally gave it to my next door neighbor.  Haven't heard a thing about it since...

I think I'll stick with mountain biking and hiking.  All my roller hockey (this is California) and backpacking friends either moved away or got married off.  Chrissakes, since when does everyone disappear after they get married?

I used to like playing sports, but bad officiating makes it no fun.  Geez...

You've made my treadmill point - beautifully too!  For the record; I wasn't calling you a potato! I know you're very active with all that stiff you do out there. 
Married guys. I can't say that that happened to me. I have the only wife in the world that tells me to "have the guys over" or "call up the guys, go for a drink" ...  it's pretty good.  :)

I feel so, so called out. LOL. I'll have you know nothing is hanging on my treadmill yet...lol

As for all the other goodies I just read a treasure trove to dive into. I too, noticed the lack of old cartoons. Lots of old sci-fi, movies, game shows but no cartoons. Weird.

Hi Walks At Night! How is Morg doing? It's Morg, right?
wasn't calling you out. peace

Morg passed away.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 23, 2020, 10:43:56 AM
You've made my treadmill point - beautifully too!  For the record; I wasn't calling you a potato! I know you're very active with all that stiff you do out there. 
Married guys. I can't say that that happened to me. I have the only wife in the world that tells me to "have the guys over" or "call up the guys, go for a drink" ...  it's pretty good.  :)
wasn't calling you out. peace

Morg passed away.

Oh that is so sad about Morg. Thanks for letting me know. I was kidding about being called out. For years that machine has sat without me hardly ever using it. I liked your fitness tips though and think it's cool you are helping us all out. This has inspired me to get on the old girl after work and get to it!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 23, 2020, 10:49:20 AM
Oh that is so sad about Morg. Thanks for letting me know. I was kidding about being called out. For years that machine has sat without me hardly ever using it. I liked your fitness tips though and think it's cool you are helping us all out. This has inspired me to get on the old girl after work and get to it!

"Our" @Morgus is still alive and kicking. Here and over at BG.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=159
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on September 23, 2020, 10:51:30 AM

 I have the only wife in the world that tells me to "have the guys over" or "call up the guys, go for a drink" ...  it's pretty good.  :)
wasn't calling you out. peace


So she seems to feel better when you're not around, or at least occupied and away from her. Hmm
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 23, 2020, 11:33:47 AM
Oh that is so sad about Morg. Thanks for letting me know. I was kidding about being called out. For years that machine has sat without me hardly ever using it. I liked your fitness tips though and think it's cool you are helping us all out. This has inspired me to get on the old girl after work and get to it!

I recommend getting a bike and riding it, more more fun.  All those people we see out riding - it's because they love it.

Anyone getting a bike, just make sure it 'fits' and feels comfortable riding, otherwise it'll end up just sitting somewhere too. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 23, 2020, 11:49:20 AM
I recommend getting a bike and riding it, more more fun.  All those people we see out riding - it's because they love it.

Anyone getting a bike, just make sure it 'fits' and feels comfortable riding, otherwise it'll end up just sitting somewhere too.
I actually have a bike I love and rode like crazy a few years back. I was thinking before the weather gets nasty here I need to do that more too. Thanks for the reminder. I rode a bit this summer and remembered why I loved it. Lots of people biking more now too since the pandemic.

Love the tips all. It's making me really want to get off of my lazy ass and get motivated. I feel better too when I exercise regularly, clears my head and just all around feels good.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2020, 12:45:22 PM
Call me slow for not figuring this one out earlier...

Instead of spending $2.50 for empty spray bottles at Home Depot, I can go down to the dollar store, buy LA's Awesome products in similar quality bottles, even go as far as dumping the product out and having good spray bottles.

I tells ya' 🙄

Something else, they are better bottles. Better spray handles, thicker bottles...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on September 23, 2020, 12:59:30 PM
As for all the other goodies I just read a treasure trove to dive into. I too, noticed the lack of old cartoons. Lots of old sci-fi, movies, game shows but no cartoons. Weird.

We think alot, I am a fan of classic toons (60s to early 90s) not a lot of options there. There doesn't seem to be a lot of places for that, Boomerang pretty much the only place

But Pluto is pretty impressive for a free service, but not for cartoons or sports.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 23, 2020, 07:45:36 PM
Perhaps we could all benefit from a working out thread? Advice and what not?

Other random things on my mind, with all the celebrities dying someone needs to protect Betty White at all costs!!!

Betty White leads me to remember that I discovered the Buzzr Channel when I got a digital antenna and I am hooked on Match Game. I missed out when it was first aired because I wasn’t born until 1975. I absolutely love Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly and of course Betty White.

work out thread?
i'm in my 60s and i still climb to the tops of trees.

i like the view...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 23, 2020, 07:54:08 PM
Does a fan bike in the living room count?
For some reason this reminded me a hippie commune, ahem, I mean farm - that had a bicycle powered blender. You had to buy your smoothie and then pedal to blend it. Fucking silly hippies.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 23, 2020, 07:56:56 PM
Right. Whew, I didn't expect to get all verbal about this but here goes:

I have my share of "health issues" including COPD, CHF and some other things along with an auto-immune thing that causes arthritis. So I'm a big guy. Not George Senda big, but I was on my way. I've been eating better, no carbs (or very little) and tracking what I eat. I've lost about 40 pounds which makes moving a lot easier. I'm wanting to reduce probably another 60 at least.

I was walking the malls, but the Covid 19 closed everything down. When things started opening back up I joined a community center basically to walk on the treadmill. But community center is closed on the weekends so I also joined a local "24hr gym" It's been fine, but I also wanted to do some strength training so a friend of mine got me started on the Precor machines. It's starting to get crowded as things open up and we progress. They require masks to walk in, but hardly anybody wears them working out, of course. I don't either. I "get it" about the resistance to masks but people aren't cleaning their machines and it's a pain to have to stop and clean each time I use a new one on my circuit.

I was at Costco and saw they had a pretty decent home treadmill (2.5 CHP motor, 330# limit, $579) so I got it and set it up. I've been enjoying the shit out of it. It's connected to the iFit app so when you are walking along, the video trainer changes the speed, incline or whatever. I'm still just walking, but with a purpose. Currently I'm walking thru Egypt (lots of flat land!) with this guy who tells you about the history of the sites you are walking thru. It's pretty cool.

My local Dick's sporting goods had a set of the Bowflex Selecttech 552 dumbbells on for sale ($349) so I got a pair of those. And Costco had a pretty cool spin bike ($519) so I picked it up for better Cardio. It's connected to an app as well but I haven't set it up. I have a couple of adjustable Bowflex Selecttech 840 Kettlebells ($179) coming and a stand for the dumbbells should be delivered today.

I've paid not exactly sale prices, but not eBay rape-you prices see for this stuff, It's just kinda evolved. People will probably tell me "Hey! I only paid $200 for this or that!" but that was then, this is now. It's a challenge to buy workout equipment at decent prices now.

It's all out in the living room but I have a 10X12 guest room I'm working on the clear out to set it up. There's some fairly think pile carpeting in there now. I'm shopping gym flooring but I'll probably end up putting in hardwood with mats instead of a whole rubber floor in there.

I'm pretty committed and still go to the gym to workout with my buddy, but I'm walking the treadmill every day at home. With the sloppy weather coming and with the Covid not going away until after the election, I'm content enough to workout at home. My buddy is also knowledgeable about resistance training using ones own body weight but I'm not at that point yet.

I've only been doing this for a couple of months and I feel better, feel like I have more strength and sleeping better.

Indeed. My bike was stolen from storage but I might get one next spring. GNS!
Oh Wow! Good job @Ciardelo that's some impressive progress!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 23, 2020, 07:59:47 PM
Perhaps we could all benefit from a working out thread? Advice and what not?

Other random things on my mind, with all the celebrities dying someone needs to protect Betty White at all costs!!!

Betty White leads me to remember that I discovered the Buzzr Channel when I got a digital antenna and I am hooked on Match Game. I missed out when it was first aired because I wasn’t born until 1975. I absolutely love Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly and of course Betty White.

Work out thread! Do it!!!

I have no idea what Match Game is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on September 23, 2020, 08:00:19 PM
Oh Wow! Good job @Ciardelo that's some impressive progress!

Thank yew! People are starting to notice so that's nice too.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 23, 2020, 08:07:51 PM
Does a fan bike in the living room count?

go for it!   ;)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 23, 2020, 08:29:23 PM
I have no idea what Match Game is.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on September 23, 2020, 08:46:26 PM
Work out thread! Do it!!!

I have no idea what Match Game is.

Here is a Match Game, Dot.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 24, 2020, 12:07:44 PM
I have changed my preferred method of death... I thought I was going to go by way of helium but I love black licorice!

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/nation-world/story/2020-09-23/too-much-candy-man-dies-from-eating-bags-of-black-licorice

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 24, 2020, 12:52:55 PM
Berkeley bans candy at the checkout aisle

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Berkeley-grocery-stores-healthy-checkout-candy-gum-15591462.php (https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Berkeley-grocery-stores-healthy-checkout-candy-gum-15591462.php)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 24, 2020, 12:55:37 PM
If Halloween is banned this year, will stores still have candy 50% off the next day?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 24, 2020, 01:08:25 PM
If Halloween is banned this year, will stores still have candy 50% off the next day?

Without 50% off candy sales, what's the fucking use to fucking shop at goddamned Wal Fucking Mart?

Fuck.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 24, 2020, 02:00:14 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 25, 2020, 07:10:31 PM
Season 6 of Star Trek:  TNG was pretty solid.

Season 7...  Well, to keep certain cast members happy, there were some pretty lean stories. Sub Rosa gave Gates McFadden a chance to squirm on camera and act sexed-up with a ghost.

That, alone, isn't enough to justify the 42 minutes of suckage.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 26, 2020, 04:30:34 PM
Trying to guilt me into kicking my other two fur babies off of my lap while watching ST: TNG...

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PS still watching season 7.  "Masks" is god-awful! Crappy season of only a few good episodes.



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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 26, 2020, 10:04:53 PM
Here is a Match Game, Dot.

Huh. I had no idea. They’re cheeky which is fun. Thanks @Rikki Gins !
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 26, 2020, 10:05:42 PM
Without 50% off candy sales, what's the fucking use to fucking shop at goddamned Wal Fucking Mart?

Fuck.
Language!!!  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 26, 2020, 10:13:35 PM
Language!!!  ::)

Shiiiiit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 27, 2020, 11:26:22 PM
@SpookPumpkin, you're too young to remember this guy's work...  If I haven't actually seen his work, I've seen copies of it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Chandoha

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 28, 2020, 06:14:39 AM
@SpookPumpkin, you're too young to remember this guy's work...  If I haven't actually seen his work, I've seen copies of it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Chandoha

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I do, i think I had his “Cats and Kittens” book growing up.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 28, 2020, 07:11:41 AM
I do, i think I had his “Cats and Kittens” book growing up.

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I'm guessing all of those calendars that I bought my kids, all the posters I saw, the library books, the picture books could have been him, but... His work is such a standard that there's a good chance he's been copied as much as Star Wars on DVD in China.

Something must be happening with him, an anniversary or some special release of his work. It popped up in my news timeline.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on September 29, 2020, 01:37:14 PM


@TigerLily @Rally Squirrel @sean92008 TEST THIS ON YOUR CATS!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2020, 02:43:31 PM


@TigerLily @Rally Squirrel @sean92008 TEST THIS ON YOUR CATS!!

Yep...  Might I add that all it got me was my finger licked.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 29, 2020, 03:22:21 PM
@SpookPumpkin, you're too young to remember this guy's work...  If I haven't actually seen his work, I've seen copies of it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Chandoha

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Cats are scary.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 29, 2020, 03:23:22 PM
Yep...  Might I add that all it got me was my finger licked.

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@sean92008 do you identify as a cat lady?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2020, 03:38:55 PM
@sean92008 do you identify as a cat lady?

Eh, does being a cat lady include not bathing? 

My cats are just "independent dogs" to me.  A couple of them lay down on command. They usually come when called.  PuppyCats!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 29, 2020, 03:40:20 PM
Eh, does being a cat lady include not bathing? 

My cats are just "independent dogs" to me.  A couple of them lay down on command. They usually come when called.  PuppyCats!
I have no idea.

And I'm not buying it.

 :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 29, 2020, 03:50:31 PM
Has anyone seen this ad? It's hilariously wrong, which really makes it fucking perfect in a horrible sort of way.
Trigger warning: random stupid politics

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 29, 2020, 09:09:55 PM
And I'm not buying it.
 :P

We had a cat who would fetch a kitteh toy. He was hilarious.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2020, 09:31:41 PM
We had a cat who would fetch a kitteh toy. He was hilarious.

Two of my kitties like to get on my lap... It's fine if I'm watching TV, but working or eating they learned to lay down immediately on my command (instead of walking back and forth, standing there being in the way). If they didn't lay down, I'd kick them off...

Well, I started telling them to lay down when annoying guests and being in the way... they did!

Since my house is unfair to dogs (a lot of stairs, not a complete fence) kitties rule the roost.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 30, 2020, 12:44:09 AM
My wife's aunt IRIS passed away last week at 106. Dr. assisted suicide due to eye cancer. Again - her name was and always will be, Iris.

Godspeed good woman.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 30, 2020, 08:12:20 AM
My wife's aunt IRIS passed away last week at 106. Dr. assisted suicide due to eye cancer. Again - her name was and always will be, Iris.

Godspeed good woman.

Sorry for your loss.   :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 30, 2020, 08:29:01 AM
Sorry for your loss.   :'(
I remember his announcement about Vera... (So forgive the questioning of its validity...)

If true, she went out on her terms.  Hopefully a lucky life all along. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 30, 2020, 08:39:37 AM
I remember his announcement about Vera... (So forgive the questioning of its validity...)

I forgot that.

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If true, she went out on her terms.  Hopefully a lucky life all along.
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Agreed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 30, 2020, 10:37:32 AM
I remember having to slow records down to figure out what these people were playing.

Now this teen with a mouth filled with rogue Chiclets is blasting through Impellitteri while watching cat videos.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 30, 2020, 02:12:25 PM
Little robots.

Ask her to balance a checkbook...  Or make toast. 

Just sayin'...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on September 30, 2020, 03:36:18 PM
Little robots.

Ask her to balance a checkbook...  Or make toast. 

Just sayin'...

I can make toast.
I use this:
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That way I can keep an eye on it and never suffer from toast mischief.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 03, 2020, 08:57:38 PM
Rick Moranis smacked-down.  THIS IS NOT A CRIME.  Why are they looking for the black man?  It's racist!!!


https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2020/10/03/rick-moranis-random-attack-on-upper-west-side/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 04, 2020, 07:27:28 AM
Rick Moranis smacked-down.  THIS IS NOT A CRIME.  Why are they looking for the black man?  It's racist!!!


https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2020/10/03/rick-moranis-random-attack-on-upper-west-side/
I think it was someone either disappointed with Honey I Blew Up the Kid or misinterpreting the title.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 04, 2020, 04:36:09 PM
I am watching Ricky Gervais's "Extras." It kind of plods along but there is an incredible line I heard... "Purple-headed womb ferret."

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 04, 2020, 06:31:20 PM
I am watching Ricky Gervais's "Extras." It kind of plods along but there is an incredible line I heard... "Purple-headed womb ferret."

He mentioned Miller? 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 04, 2020, 06:36:21 PM
He mentioned Miller? 😁

Are you referring to miller as a dick?  Oooooo! I'm not telling!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 05, 2020, 01:12:47 PM
Is anybody else preparing their 2021 Ghoul Pool?

I was going to include Ringo Starr but decided not to...  His career died decades ago.

🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 05, 2020, 01:45:55 PM
Is anybody else preparing their 2021 Ghoul Pool?

I was going to include Ringo Starr but decided not to...  His career died decades ago.

🙄🙄🙄

Sooo, what’s a Ghoul Pool? Can I add Falkie to it right now, whatever it is? Hee, Hee
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 05, 2020, 02:10:47 PM
Sooo, what’s a Ghoul Pool? Can I add Falkie to it right now, whatever it is? Hee, Hee

You know, predicting who'll die that year. There's a few DJs and talk show hosts who keep score...

Kinda like this...

https://1029thehog.com/ghoulpool/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on October 05, 2020, 02:41:43 PM
You know, predicting who'll die that year. There's a few DJs and talk show hosts who keep score...

Kinda like this...

https://1029thehog.com/ghoulpool/

GTFO! Bob Dole is still kicking? Go Bob!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 05, 2020, 04:24:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/c/yovo68

I just found it.  I like watching the videos.

Idiots.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 05, 2020, 06:02:48 PM
This was jokingly brought to my attention...

Target's generic brand... 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on October 05, 2020, 06:14:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/c/yovo68

I just found it.  I like watching the videos.

Idiots.

11foot8.com

That's a great website. Signs, flashing lights etc...and still they run into it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 05, 2020, 07:34:29 PM
That's a great website. Signs, flashing lights etc...and still they run into it.

The stupidity is palpable. I wonder how many lost their jobs over hitting it.

Another favorite website for other reasons...

www.HeyJackass.com
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on October 05, 2020, 08:29:06 PM
The stupidity is palpable. I wonder how many lost their jobs over hitting it.

Another favorite website for other reasons...

www.HeyJackass.com

I like the "shot in the ass-o-meter"

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Post by: sean92008 on October 05, 2020, 08:45:26 PM
I like the "shot in the ass-o-meter"

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I just realized they've got a Wuhan flu section too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 06, 2020, 08:33:28 AM
I eat, most mornings, from garden to table.

This is the point where I said "fuck it" to organic solutions to the many types of pests in this formerly agricultural area... Hand-picked out 18 of them throughout the day yesterday. This greeted me this morning...

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No wonder my lettuce wasn't growing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 06, 2020, 08:57:57 AM
I eat, most mornings, from garden to table.

This is the point where I said "fuck it" to organic solutions to the many types of pests in this formerly agricultural area... Hand-picked out 18 of them throughout the day yesterday. This greeted me this morning...


No wonder my lettuce wasn't growing.

The vibrator picture I can handle, but this? You get a spite for that. Posting that right before lunch time... Rude.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 06, 2020, 09:19:09 AM
The vibrator picture I can handle, but this? You get a spite for that. Posting that right before lunch time... Rude.

Sorry...  Us left-coasters have three hours to go until lunch.

🤮

PS, that was a pile picked from a 6 square foot area.  I buried them in a flower bed to amend the soil.  Ants love tomato worms but not these grubs...

By the way, that was a Target vibrator... In stock at the store... "Mommy, what's that?" "That makes me feel better than your father does..."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 08, 2020, 09:54:03 AM
This looks like David Bowie to me...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 10, 2020, 12:16:54 PM
One of my Sister-in-laws gave me this tshirt for my birthday. Every time I see it I smile.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 10, 2020, 12:39:22 PM
Hehehe...  A singer I used to work for had a shirt that said "Hood Ornament."

She rode motorcycles.  I don't know if it was a sexual joke or a living dangerously joke...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 10, 2020, 12:59:58 PM
Hehehe...  A singer I used to work for had a shirt that said "Hood Ornament."

She rode motorcycles.  I don't know if it was a sexual joke or a living dangerously joke...

LOL
However she meant it, I like it! 😉
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Post by: Rikki Gins on October 10, 2020, 01:32:57 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on October 10, 2020, 02:23:18 PM
One of my Sister-in-laws gave me this tshirt for my birthday. Every time I see it I smile.

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Nice shirt and nice message, Dot!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 10, 2020, 03:14:57 PM
Ya' learn something every day...

https://twitter.com/OnthisdayRN/status/1314911559219589120
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 10, 2020, 05:32:20 PM
Ya' learn something every day...

https://twitter.com/OnthisdayRN/status/1314911559219589120

Better hide that from Falkie. (For SOOOO many reasons) 😬
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 10, 2020, 07:44:28 PM
And I’m NOT kidding...

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Post by: sean92008 on October 10, 2020, 09:27:36 PM
And I’m NOT kidding...

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😹
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 10, 2020, 09:32:01 PM
And I’m NOT kidding...

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Have you started building an ark?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 10, 2020, 10:05:30 PM
Have you started building an ark?

Not yet, but seriously thinking about it...😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 10, 2020, 11:25:25 PM
Not yet, but seriously thinking about it...😁
Be sure to get one of EVERYTHING this time.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 11, 2020, 02:58:32 AM
@Jayzelady they seem to come in waves, don’t they?  When I lived in Jacksonville one year we had three hurricanes and a tropical storm.  I moved a few miles north, and we had two hurricanes, two tropical storms, and an ice storm in two years.  My prayers are with everybody over there.
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Post by: Bart Ell on October 11, 2020, 04:40:49 AM
And I’m NOT kidding...

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This advice applies to more than just world hunger.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2020, 09:21:07 AM
This advice applies to more than just world hunger.



Gotta VPN that video.  I chose a French server...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 11, 2020, 01:42:47 PM
@Jayzelady they seem to come in waves, don’t they?  When I lived in Jacksonville one year we had three hurricanes and a tropical storm.  I moved a few miles north, and we had two hurricanes, two tropical storms, and an ice storm in two years.  My prayers are with everybody over there.

Thank you for your good wishes, @juan. Even though I do remember the year (2005 maybe) when there so many storms they got as far as Zeta on the Greek alphabet, never have so many targeted my poor Louisiana in one season, and so close together. Now it looks like there is another one forming in the Atlantic down by the Caribbean. Jeeezus!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on October 11, 2020, 06:53:40 PM
Now it looks like there is another one forming in the Atlantic down by the Caribbean. Jeeezus!

No...I'm pretty sure they will call it Epsilon.   ;D

Glad you are fairing well @Jayzelady
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 11, 2020, 09:14:46 PM
everything i've been watching this year... "Viewer Discretion Advised".
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 11, 2020, 09:18:15 PM
This advice applies to more than just world hunger.


Haven't seen that special in a very long while. I believe that one had the Mrs. Jesus bit too. Cross out on the lawn and disciples scattering ETC "Where've ya' fuckin' been for three days!!??"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 12, 2020, 12:23:08 AM
https://www.insider.com/italian-teen-internet-whizz-nearing-sainthood-following-miracle-pope-francis-2020-10

Must read lunacy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on October 12, 2020, 05:46:13 AM
https://www.insider.com/italian-teen-internet-whizz-nearing-sainthood-following-miracle-pope-francis-2020-10

Must read lunacy.

Huh.

I do like his maxim: "Everyone is born an original, but many die like photocopies."

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 12, 2020, 09:39:46 AM
I'd kill for a hot, soft, Bavarian pretzel (or two) right now.  With some spicy mustard.

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Post by: anniem on October 12, 2020, 09:52:25 AM
I'd kill for a hot, soft, Bavarian pretzel (or two) right now.  With some spicy mustard.

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mmmmm

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on October 12, 2020, 10:06:20 AM
 Jour de l'Action de grâce to all the lovey French Canadians. @Bart Ell  8)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on October 12, 2020, 10:07:36 AM
@KSM32

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! :D
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Post by: anniem on October 12, 2020, 10:58:17 AM
@KSM32

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! :D

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pssst when is Christmas up there?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 12, 2020, 12:43:57 PM
Jour de l'Action de grâce to all the lovey French Canadians. @Bart Ell  8)

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The only French I know is from watching hockey and trying to date the looser French girls when I was a teen.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on October 12, 2020, 02:15:17 PM
The only French I know is from watching hockey and trying to date the looser French girls when I was a teen.
Oh Boy!  ::)

https://www.readersdigest.ca/culture/canadian-hockey-slang/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 12, 2020, 02:22:35 PM
Oh Boy!  ::)

https://www.readersdigest.ca/culture/canadian-hockey-slang/

Baseball was interesting in French because they had to create words and then all use them.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/French_Baseball_Glossary
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on October 12, 2020, 02:40:08 PM
Baseball was interesting in French because they had to create words and then all use them.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/French_Baseball_Glossary

like

la balle au camp
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 12, 2020, 02:54:26 PM
Damn snob-Frenchies...

Everywhere else in the world, they would use the English terms...  Not in PQ, eh?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 12, 2020, 03:43:01 PM
Damn snob-Frenchies...

Everywhere else in the world, they would use the English terms...  Not in PQ, eh?

You live in a country that bastardized English instead of using the proper words.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 12, 2020, 04:35:34 PM
You live in a country that bastardized English instead of using the proper words.

Prat!

We could be speaking German.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 12, 2020, 05:04:43 PM
@KSM32

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! :D
@FISH

Thank you. Tip o the hat*
 :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 13, 2020, 09:44:47 PM
everything i've been watching this year... "Viewer Discretion Advised".
Sums up life in general, don’t you think?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 13, 2020, 09:58:15 PM
Sums up life in general, don’t you think?

true... in general.

...the thinking part is optional.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 14, 2020, 06:06:03 PM
So true!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on October 16, 2020, 09:31:39 PM
You don't see this happening every day. 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 16, 2020, 09:47:23 PM
You don't see this happening every day.

Poor kid. He should eat better and get some exercise, then he won't get so constipated.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 16, 2020, 09:48:55 PM
You know that somebody has relaxed filters when they admit to drinking champagne from an In-N-Out cup.

😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 17, 2020, 12:02:29 AM
You don't see this happening every day.

That kid has got to start chewing his food
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 17, 2020, 08:32:40 AM
You don't see this happening every day.

Ohhhhh, I bet those antlers hurt! 🥺
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on October 19, 2020, 08:29:48 AM
SCMP News report on China's sex toy industry (NSFW):

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 19, 2020, 12:57:41 PM
Ohhhhh, I bet those antlers hurt! 🥺
LOL!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Fort Rocky on October 19, 2020, 08:54:44 PM
CNN reporter caught jerking off during Zoom conference call. Huge breaking story. You can't make this stuff up.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/update-wasnt-just-exposing-cnn-legal-analyst-jeffrey-tobin-suspended-masturbating-zoom-call/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/update-wasnt-just-exposing-cnn-legal-analyst-jeffrey-tobin-suspended-masturbating-zoom-call/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 19, 2020, 10:27:42 PM
CNN reporter caught jerking off during Zoom conference call. Huge breaking story. You can't make this stuff up.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/update-wasnt-just-exposing-cnn-legal-analyst-jeffrey-tobin-suspended-masturbating-zoom-call/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/update-wasnt-just-exposing-cnn-legal-analyst-jeffrey-tobin-suspended-masturbating-zoom-call/)

They were discussing Biden, and he just couldn't wait
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 19, 2020, 10:36:12 PM
SCMP News report on China's sex toy industry (NSFW):


It's the two pronged units that make me giggle ;D ;D ;D  Do they actually use those ones? And which prong is the smelly?

LMFAO
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 19, 2020, 10:55:46 PM
It's the two pronged units that make me giggle ;D ;D ;D  Do they actually use those ones? And which prong is the smelly?

LMFAO

The next time you're in Target, you can ask one of the sales girls...  They sell that dual prongy one in store.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 20, 2020, 10:13:11 AM
It's the two pronged units that make me giggle ;D ;D ;D  Do they actually use those ones? And which prong is the smelly?

LMFAO

Seriously?
Generally the large one goes in the vagina and the small one just vibes on the clit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 20, 2020, 10:21:15 AM
The next time you're in Target, you can ask one of the sales girls...  They sell that dual prongy one in store.
Well, then, Target is an appropriate name for the store.

Seriously?
Generally the large one goes in the vagina and the small one just vibes on the clit.
Yes, I know that but they are also duel purpose as sometimes they will place the small prong in the naughtiest place. Everything lines up - just sayin'

..I just can't believe anybody responded to that :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 20, 2020, 11:59:02 AM
Well, then, Target is an appropriate name for the store.
 Yes, I know that but they are also duel purpose as sometimes they will place the small prong in the naughtiest place. Everything lines up - just sayin'

..I just can't believe anybody responded to that :o

Apologies. Sometimes it's hard to tell if it's a rhetorical question or actual, especially when it comes to questions asked by men regarding things generally used by females.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 20, 2020, 07:03:23 PM
Apologies. Sometimes it's hard to tell if it's a rhetorical question or actual, especially when it comes to questions asked by men regarding things generally used by females.
Honestly @SpookPumpkin , I just assumed @KSM32didn’t know any better- you know the type - has no idea what a clit even is. And on top of it all was a cheap bastard that thought toys where one size fits all. Probably puts them in the dishwasher between sessions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 20, 2020, 07:33:47 PM
Heh, heh, heh...

I can say no more.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 20, 2020, 07:43:49 PM
Honestly @SpookPumpkin , I just assumed @KSM32didn’t know any better- you know the type - has no idea what a clit even is. And on top of it all was a cheap bastard that thought toys where one size fits all. Probably puts them in the dishwasher between sessions.

LOL audible  LMFAO

Oh, you're out of orange juice ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 20, 2020, 07:45:11 PM
Apologies. Sometimes it's hard to tell if it's a rhetorical question or actual, especially when it comes to questions asked by men regarding things generally used by females.
Honestly. I was being silly. Didn't think anything would come of it - rhetorically speaking.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 20, 2020, 08:02:37 PM
LOL audible  LMFAO

Oh, you're out of orange juice ;)
I hate it when you drink straight from the bottle.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 20, 2020, 09:38:38 PM
I hate it when you drink straight from the bottle.  :-\
That's why you need to mix it with vodka, to kill the germs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 21, 2020, 11:48:30 AM
Honestly @SpookPumpkin , I just assumed @KSM32didn’t know any better- you know the type - has no idea what a clit even is. And on top of it all was a cheap bastard that thought toys where one size fits all. Probably puts them in the dishwasher between sessions.

Hey it's 2020 and some men still think women can control when exactly the blood shoots out of their vagina....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Mr Apnea on October 21, 2020, 04:52:52 PM
Hey it's 2020 and some men still think women can control when exactly the blood shoots out of their vagina....

Shoots?   Oh my!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 21, 2020, 05:09:26 PM
Hey it's 2020 and some men still think women can control when exactly the blood shoots out of their vagina....
Now this is going too far. You two have turned this into a filth filled conversation and for that reason I am walking away from it. More like.. backing up slow and cautious like hoping my ride is here.  :o :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 21, 2020, 05:57:59 PM
I regret reading the last several posts.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 21, 2020, 07:37:57 PM
Have a pumpkin!

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@Exile
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 21, 2020, 07:39:09 PM
Shoots?   Oh my!

IT SOUNDS BROKEN!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 21, 2020, 08:01:36 PM
I regret reading the last several posts.

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@ShayP  I'm a ruiner. I ruin things.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 21, 2020, 08:33:54 PM
I regret reading the last several posts.

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Does that sort of regret happen more or less than one would think?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 21, 2020, 08:37:04 PM
@ShayP  I'm a ruiner. I ruin things.  :P
This is why we can't have nice things.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 22, 2020, 02:43:15 PM
Today my son was telling me about his Gym Teacher. I said, "Mr. Gym Teacher sounds like a fun guy"
Son: "No, not really. He just walks around looking tough"
LOL!!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 22, 2020, 03:32:53 PM
Today my son was telling me about his Gym Teacher. I said, "Mr. Gym Teacher sounds like a fun guy"
Son: "No, not really. He just walks around looking tough"
LOL!!!  ;D ;D

+1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 23, 2020, 05:20:29 AM
Does that sort of regret happen more or less than one would think?

My regret is pretty much on a consistent level.   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 23, 2020, 06:06:19 AM
@ShayP  I'm a ruiner. I ruin things.  :P

No man. @KSM32 Don't say such things.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 23, 2020, 09:53:38 AM
No man. @KSM32 Don't say such things.

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LOLOLOL   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 23, 2020, 03:05:48 PM
I had a work stress dream for the first time in a LONG time. I just couldn't get caught up, people kept interrupting and asking for things, other people weren't performing correctly, fucking docs were running late....it was ALL THE THINGS that could go wrong happening at once.

I must be worried about something.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 23, 2020, 03:13:28 PM


I must be worried about something.  :-\
Probably @KSM32
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 23, 2020, 03:24:08 PM
Probably @KSM32
*Grooaaan*  ok fine, I'll bite.

I had a work stress dream for the first time in a LONG time. I just couldn't get caught up, people kept interrupting and asking for things, other people weren't performing correctly, fucking docs were running late....it was ALL THE THINGS that could go wrong happening at once.

I must be worried about something.  :-\
UM @PolkaDot aren't you a fucking housewife mommy type? "Work dream" she says ::) Clean the house and make some fucking dinner! What's all the shit about.



And I already know what your rebuttal will be so you're going to have to up your game!  Goes like this; shgut up Bitch - you clean house and make dinner for your wife every night bitch beotch!  To which I have a perfect most sensible answer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 23, 2020, 03:28:05 PM
*Grooaaan*  ok fine, I'll bite.

Some girls like that...

@PolkaDot, come on...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 23, 2020, 03:30:24 PM
Some girls like that...

@PolkaDot, come on...
Annnd  I had braces so my mark is perfect!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 23, 2020, 03:43:34 PM
Yeah, I never was comfortable with those requests... 

Sometimes they were pretty bad and I had to wonder "How does she know she likes that?"  Especially when it wasn't a "can we try this?" request, but a "do this now!" command.

Eh...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 23, 2020, 03:47:09 PM
This came through my news feed:

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/10/is-mcdonalds-ice-cream-machine-working-near-you-theres-a-bot-for-that

https://mcbroken.com/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 23, 2020, 04:06:15 PM
I had a work stress dream for the first time in a LONG time. I just couldn't get caught up, people kept interrupting and asking for things, other people weren't performing correctly, fucking docs were running late....it was ALL THE THINGS that could go wrong happening at once...

You mean there are jobs where this isn't just every day?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on October 23, 2020, 05:46:40 PM
I had a work stress dream for the first time in a LONG time. I just couldn't get caught up, people kept interrupting and asking for things, other people weren't performing correctly, fucking docs were running late....it was ALL THE THINGS that could go wrong happening at once.

I must be worried about something.  :-\

That was a normal day at my job.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 23, 2020, 11:15:44 PM
Probably @KSM32
Why? Is he behind me? Is he wearing that weird mask....oh god, does he have a knife?
....sorry...it's Halloween season....I'm watching horror flicks. It may be affecting my judgement.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 23, 2020, 11:16:58 PM
*Grooaaan*  ok fine, I'll bite.
UM @PolkaDot aren't you a fucking housewife mommy type? "Work dream" she says ::) Clean the house and make some fucking dinner! What's all the shit about.



And I already know what your rebuttal will be so you're going to have to up your game!  Goes like this; shgut up Bitch - you clean house and make dinner for your wife every night bitch beotch!  To which I have a perfect most sensible answer.
Now you've hurt my feelings.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 23, 2020, 11:18:16 PM
Some girls like that...

@PolkaDot, come on...
Yes
NO
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 23, 2020, 11:19:42 PM
Yeah, I never was comfortable with those requests... 

Sometimes they were pretty bad and I had to wonder "How does she know she likes that?"  Especially when it wasn't a "can we try this?" request, but a "do this now!" command.

Eh...
So, you'd rather be with a woman that doesn't know what she likes?
Color me surprised.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 23, 2020, 11:21:15 PM
You mean there are jobs where this isn't just every day?
You run a loose ship.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 23, 2020, 11:21:58 PM
That was a normal day at my job.  8)
Please tell me you worked in the ER, otherwise....YIKES!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 23, 2020, 11:46:07 PM
So, you'd rather be with a woman that doesn't know what she likes?
Color me surprised.

I was referring to former victims of abusive relationships...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 26, 2020, 05:29:31 AM
 @SpookPumpkin

https://twitter.com/newworlddd555/status/1320350700338073600
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 26, 2020, 06:36:38 AM
@SpookPumpkin

https://twitter.com/newworlddd555/status/1320350700338073600

Cats are weird. I love them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 26, 2020, 09:16:25 AM
Looks like Kathy's pendulous boobs...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 26, 2020, 11:41:35 AM
We carved our jack-o-lanterns this weekend. The tops were frozen on last night so we couldn't light them up.  :( My son did NOT like them all sitting together in a row. He thought it made them look like a family which is not scary.  ;D
Here's before the snow:

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 26, 2020, 11:45:05 AM
We carved our jack-o-lanterns this weekend. The tops were frozen on last night so we couldn't light them up.  :( My son did NOT like them all sitting together in a row. He thought it made them look like a family which is not scary.  ;D
Here's before the snow:
Nice!  but I'm with him, they look like a family in a row. Not scary.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 26, 2020, 11:56:24 AM
We carved our jack-o-lanterns this weekend. The tops were frozen on last night so we couldn't light them up.  :( My son did NOT like them all sitting together in a row. He thought it made them look like a family which is not scary.  ;D
Here's before the snow:

Pro tip...

Cheap lotion, oil or petroleum jelly can coat the inside so it will last longer by trapping the moisture and the lid won't get stuck as easily.

It does lose a little of the wonderful odor.

PS I love their faces!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 26, 2020, 11:58:46 AM
Pro tip...

Cheap lotion, oil or petroleum jelly can coat the inside so it will last longer by trapping the moisture and the lid won't get stuck as easily.

It does lose a little of the wonderful odor.

PS I love their faces!
Good idea!
Thanks!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 26, 2020, 11:58:52 AM
We carved our jack-o-lanterns this weekend. The tops were frozen on last night so we couldn't light them up.  :( My son did NOT like them all sitting together in a row. He thought it made them look like a family which is not scary.  ;D
Here's before the snow:

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More than one of them looks like Corky from Life Goes On.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 26, 2020, 12:00:08 PM
More than one of them looks like Corky from Life Goes On.
BAD BART!!!  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 26, 2020, 12:01:55 PM
BAD BART!!!  ::)

FIGHT THE POWER!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 26, 2020, 12:40:57 PM
FIGHT THE POWER!


Oh, that is funny.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: MAX on October 26, 2020, 01:13:11 PM
BAD BART!!!  ::)

Random thought...

Just saw the documentary on the last days of John Lennon. The fat fuck who put 5 slugs in him should have been hung like Mussolini from the street light in front of the Dakota. I am still pissed after 40 years.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 26, 2020, 01:35:53 PM
Random thought...

Just saw the documentary on the last days of John Lennon. The fat fuck who put 5 slugs in him should have been hung like Mussolini from the street light in front of the Dakota. I am still pissed after 40 years.

Yoko has got to be rewriting her will as we speak...  Sean Ono Lennon is siding with conservatives on social media a lot lately.

Thing is, a politically active John and Yoko were trying to get terrorist murderers freed from prison in the early 70s. Yoko is still publicly very liberal... Except when it comes to the mentally ill murderer of John Lennon.

Eh, May Pang said that Yoko ran interference on Beatles reunions... 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 26, 2020, 07:45:34 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1320919271506092032
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 27, 2020, 09:59:20 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1320919271506092032
All righty then.  ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on October 27, 2020, 11:16:54 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1320919271506092032

Blue footed boobies?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 27, 2020, 11:24:03 AM
Blue footed boobies?

See, I'm not the only one who took that route ^

https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1320932246287720448 (https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1320932246287720448)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 27, 2020, 11:27:19 AM
All righty then.  ???

Seen Twitter lately?
Buncha political twats twatting it up.
The Bart offered a break from it all.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 27, 2020, 11:27:59 AM
Blue footed boobies?

Are they related to the wing boobies @KSM32 wants?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 27, 2020, 11:28:55 AM
See, I'm not the only one who took that route ^

https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1320932246287720448 (https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1320932246287720448)

IT IS MY WAY TO GET YOU TO TWEET SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CAT!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 27, 2020, 11:31:03 AM
IT IS MY WAY TO GET YOU TO TWEET SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CAT!

At least it isn't politics!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 27, 2020, 11:34:50 AM
At least it isn't politics!

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1321158284309647360
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 27, 2020, 11:38:05 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1321158284309647360

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 27, 2020, 01:04:23 PM
https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1321180423419006984 (https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1321180423419006984)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2020, 05:49:56 PM
Are they related to the wing boobies @KSM32 wants?
I knew that last meal would come back to bite me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 27, 2020, 08:53:07 PM
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I didn't know there was a cat for that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 27, 2020, 08:55:31 PM
I don't think my clickacy knows it's audience. These seem like terrible odds:

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 27, 2020, 09:05:32 PM
I don't think my clickacy knows it's audience. These seem like terrible odds:

Quit using my Wi-Fi!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2020, 09:12:05 PM
Quit using my Wi-Fi!
Your wifi? Password   Lulus Anal Bleaching ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 27, 2020, 09:29:37 PM
Your wifi? Password   Lulus Anal Bleaching ?

That's the spirit! 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 28, 2020, 08:43:42 AM
BABY MEERKATS!!!!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 30, 2020, 12:41:54 AM
Radio groupies are less inhibited and more enthusiastic than music groupies.

With that said...  I don't trust dropping my ballot off at a library, those goddamned commie pinkos will probably throw it away.

😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on October 30, 2020, 07:27:41 AM
I saw this ad on a website just now. They might want to rethink their brand image...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 30, 2020, 07:57:52 AM
Uh, yeah.

Just shows their bad judgment and cheapness.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 30, 2020, 08:08:50 AM
I saw this ad on a website just now. They might want to rethink their brand image...

Is that Mr. Apnea?  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 30, 2020, 08:12:29 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1321158284309647360

I could fap to this.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 30, 2020, 08:13:51 AM
Just saw this about a local eyesore landmark.

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/communities/north-county/story/2020-10-30/landmark-carlsbad-smokestack-coming-down

miller will get lost coming up here now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 30, 2020, 08:30:12 AM
Just saw this about a local eyesore landmark.

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/communities/north-county/story/2020-10-30/landmark-carlsbad-smokestack-coming-down

miller will get lost coming up here now.

And that’s a bad thing? 😬
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 30, 2020, 08:58:36 AM
And that’s a bad thing? 😬

If he ends up driving up my street, it is.

😲😲😲
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 30, 2020, 09:19:20 AM
Until November 3...  $6 off 2-packs of 5-qt bottles of full synthetic oil at Costco. That pushes the in-store price down to $18.99 for 10 quarts.

https://www.costco.com/CatalogSearch?keyword=ksoil1030&searchProvider=lucidworks&sortBy=item_location_pricing_salePrice+desc

Cheaper than conventional oil. Great for cold weather start up.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 30, 2020, 10:00:25 AM
If he ends up driving up my street, it is.

😲😲😲

True! Well, here’s hoping he gets way lost and goes back to Pahrump.
🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 30, 2020, 03:07:37 PM
Almost the season

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 31, 2020, 09:51:13 AM
Back in the 1990s, I wrote a letter to President Clinton asking for change in the tax code regarding the marriage penalty...  Within 6 months I was being audited.

Vindictive bitches.

I have been sending emails and talking to friends about our current political and social situation (mostly about what's happening in California), I get insane responses. A couple of the people, including someone you all know, have basically told me to go pound sand and stopped communicating with me.

Vindictive bitches.

When I go on my socially progressive, anti-religious rants with my extremely conservative friends, nothing happens.

Humm...

I have made it clear that the religious right has screwed this country pretty bad since the 1980s... I still get Christmas cards and birthday calls from those people who seem to be most offended.

Humm.

It seems to be in vogue that the media propagates the idea that conservatives are the fascists.

Rant over.

(Inspired by an email I got this morning.)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on October 31, 2020, 10:11:51 AM
Back in the 1990s, I wrote a letter to President Clinton asking for change in the tax code regarding the marriage penalty...  Within 6 months I was being audited.

Vindictive bitches.

I have been sending emails and talking to friends about our current political and social situation (mostly about what's happening in California), I get insane responses. A couple of the people, including someone you all know, have basically told me to go pound sand and stopped communicating with me.

Vindictive bitches.

When I go on my socially progressive, anti-religious rants with my extremely conservative friends, nothing happens.

Humm...

I have made it clear that the religious right has screwed this country pretty bad since the 1980s... I still get Christmas cards and birthday calls from those people who seem to be most offended.

Humm.

It seems to be in vogue that the media propagates the idea that conservatives are the fascists.

Rant over.

(Inspired by an email I got this morning.)

Wow. Sorry to hear that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on October 31, 2020, 07:15:35 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on November 01, 2020, 06:34:22 AM
As you're setting your clocks today, you can use your smartphone to hear the UTC time for each top of the minute at:

303-499-7111
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 06, 2020, 10:00:46 AM
When I sign in with my VPN set to an American location I see these types of ads.

Ok America - from the hat - you win ::)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 07, 2020, 07:26:24 PM
Ham is stupid meat.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 07, 2020, 07:30:56 PM
Ham is stupid meat.
Whoooaaa  Let's back it up a bit!  -beep-beep-beep-

What happened? You can't just make a blanket statement like that and simply call it a day.  You love bacon! So what gives!!??

@Bart Ell

"I am extremely dumbfounded" - Steve Grillo
"YES" - Mark The Bagger. YES!
"Yeahss" - Wendy the retard
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 07, 2020, 07:34:11 PM
Whoooaaa  Let's back it up a bit!  -beep-beep-beep-

What happened? You can't just make a blanket statement like that and simply call it a day.  You love bacon! So what gives!!??

@Bart Ell

Bacon is fantastic.
Ham is stupid.

See this?
LIPSTICK ON A PIG!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 07, 2020, 07:36:00 PM
Bacon is fantastic.
Ham is stupid.

See this?
LIPSTICK ON A PIG!
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I was editing while you posted.  Needed dramatic effect but it's lost now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 07, 2020, 07:38:26 PM
I was editing while you posted.  Needed dramatic effect but it's lost now.

Top shelf liquor.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 08, 2020, 02:14:45 PM
When I sign in with my VPN set to an American location I see these types of ads.

Ok America - from the hat - you win ::)

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But think of the thousands you'd save on toilet paper.  ::) There's a lot wrong with that picture. I suppose I should be glad it's an illustration. Silver lining?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 08, 2020, 02:17:25 PM
Ham is stupid meat.
@Bart Ell , obviously you're in a bad mood. Take a breath. Maybe do some yoga?
Perhaps you're trying to insta pot it? tsk tsk
@ShayP: Bart would like ham three ways on his sandwich. Please and thank you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on November 08, 2020, 02:19:02 PM
I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.

I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.

I may never leave my house again.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 08, 2020, 02:19:30 PM
@Bart Ell , obviously you're in a bad mood. Take a breath. Maybe do some yoga?
Perhaps you're trying to insta pot it? tsk tsk
@ShayP: Bart would like ham three ways on his sandwich. Please and thank you.

I can't remember the last time I was in a bad mood.

Ham is the fat friend of the hot girl.
There's plenty of it but you don't really ever want it unless there is nothing else and you are starving.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 08, 2020, 02:21:27 PM
I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.

I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.

I may never leave my house again.  8)

I have 2 of them.
I need a third because that normal bowl is not getting any action on the Ell household.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on November 08, 2020, 02:23:20 PM
I have 2 of them.
I need a third because that normal bowl is not getting any action on the Ell household.

Not even a quick tinkle all of a sudden?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 08, 2020, 02:24:03 PM
I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.

I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.

I may never leave my house again.  8)
OK then.
I have so many comments. BUTT I'm not going to.
You're welcome.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 08, 2020, 02:36:30 PM
I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.

I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.

I may never leave my house again.  8)

Toto Washlet Bidets are wonderful.  Pro tip:  Check the rubber washers on the connection hoses every year or so.  They seem to deteriorate faster than regular lines' washers.

Maybe dialectic stuff?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 08, 2020, 05:10:34 PM
@ShayP: Bart would like ham three ways on his sandwich. Please and thank you.

That seems like innuendo.   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 08, 2020, 05:39:17 PM
I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.

I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.

I may never leave my house again.  8)

Massages what?  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on November 08, 2020, 05:55:07 PM
Massages what?  :o

It massages the place where the poo comes out @ShayP. With warm, soothing water.

It's a little like the dancing waters out in Vegas, but for your bum.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 08, 2020, 05:58:36 PM
Massages what?  :o

*Face palm*  you had to fuckin' ask em' huh  @ShayP

It massages the place where the poo comes out @ShayP. With warm, soothing water.

It's a little like the dancing waters out in Vegas, but for your bum.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 08, 2020, 06:11:17 PM
It massages the place where the poo comes out @ShayP. With warm, soothing water.

It's a little like the dancing waters out in Vegas, but for your bum.

Okay @Ciardelo So it's like what I do with a Water Pik.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 08, 2020, 06:11:55 PM
*Face palm*  you had to fuckin' ask em' huh  @ShayP

@KSM32  Yes.  Oh yes I did.   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on November 08, 2020, 06:33:17 PM
Okay @Ciardelo So it's like what I do with a Water Pik.

A Water Pik? Interesting, those things have the pulse thing don't they @ShayP?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 08, 2020, 06:38:46 PM
A Water Pik? Interesting, those things have the pulse thing don't they @ShayP?

Yes they do.  Never use the 'Jet' setting though.  And never insert!  :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 08, 2020, 06:39:49 PM
Yes they do.  Never use the 'Jet' setting though.  And never insert!  :-[

I tried to clear a blocked ear with one of those and concussed myself.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 08, 2020, 06:41:51 PM
I tried to clear a blocked ear with one of those and concussed myself.

I trust that you are joking.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 08, 2020, 06:46:35 PM
I trust that you are joking.  :-\

I wish I was.
Desperate times called for desperate measures.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 08, 2020, 06:50:55 PM
I wish I was.
Desperate times called for desperate measures.

Damn man.  Lucky you didn't blow out an ear drum.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 08, 2020, 06:54:45 PM
Damn man.  Lucky you didn't blow out an ear drum.

The low setting seemed so gentle on my hand.
The attachment looked like it was made for an ear...

Did I mention it was not mine?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 08, 2020, 06:56:27 PM
The low setting seemed so gentle on my hand.
The attachment looked like it was made for an ear...

Did I mention it was not mine?

No you didn't.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 08, 2020, 06:57:42 PM
No you didn't.

I BLAME HER FOR INVITING A MAN SHE JUST MET BACK TO HER ABODE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 08, 2020, 07:02:22 PM
I BLAME HER FOR INVITING A MAN SHE JUST MET BACK TO HER ABODE!

Ahhhh! 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 08, 2020, 07:06:38 PM
I BLAME HER FOR INVITING A MAN SHE JUST MET BACK TO HER ABODE!
Sounds about right.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 09, 2020, 07:58:22 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 09, 2020, 02:57:05 PM

I love Always Sunny. I can only watch a couple of episodes at a time though, otherwise I start to seriously doubt humanity and think the worst of everyone. ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 09, 2020, 03:33:12 PM
I love Always Sunny. I can only watch a couple of episodes at a time though, otherwise I start to seriously doubt humanity and think the worst of everyone. ;D

Same for The Office.  Michael Scott is the worst, most infuriating character in memory...  Oooh, Kirk from Gilmore Girls...  He didn't get as much camera time though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 12, 2020, 08:33:24 AM
@Bart Ell
#clickacy has been a little off lately, pages load without ads.
  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  
  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  

So, when a single ad appeared, it's a plastic surgeon...  Interesting choice by Google... And I clicacied.

Here's this  plastic surgeon's highlight page...  Sorry, if you're paying for enhancement, straighten things out, right?

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I dunno, I'm a bigger fan of smaller ones, so I only take an idealized image into this opinion.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 12, 2020, 11:17:18 AM
@Bart Ell
#clickacy has been a little off lately, pages load without ads.
  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  
  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  

So, when a single ad appeared, it's a plastic surgeon...  Interesting choice by Google... And I clicacied.

Here's this  plastic surgeon's highlight page...  Sorry, if you're paying for enhancement, straighten things out, right?

  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  



I dunno, I'm a bigger fan of smaller ones, so I only take an idealized image into this opinion.



Some stuff is being updated this weekend, I will let them know about this.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 12, 2020, 11:22:13 AM
I am probably gonna die knocking chumps out in The Thrill of The Fight.
Hydrate, Bart, hydrate.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on November 12, 2020, 12:22:22 PM


Some stuff is being updated this weekend, I will let them know about this.

No problem with ads here, Bart.  In fact I am seeing more video ads as compared to the more common word/photo ads.  Just thought you'd like to know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 12, 2020, 12:39:57 PM
No problem with ads here, Bart.  In fact I am seeing more video ads as compared to the more common word/photo ads.  Just thought you'd like to know.

Interesting...  LiveJasmin by any chance?

😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on November 12, 2020, 01:29:07 PM
Interesting...  LiveJasmin by any chance?

😁😁😁
Haha No, not live any girl.  But I did get one about a game where you build your ideal mate.  That one wasn't a video ad, though. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on November 15, 2020, 10:38:48 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 15, 2020, 11:25:26 PM
My brand new interweb radio show ( A Human Waste Of Time ) will debut in March 2021.  Some of you will be dead by then. Not that I'll need the ratings..  8)

Co Hosted by Ellgab's, JayGab. He's black, he's a colored fella.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 15, 2020, 11:42:47 PM
My brand new interweb radio show ( A Human Waste Of Time ) will debut in March 2021.  Some of you will be dead by then. Not that I'll need the ratings..  8)

Co Hosted by Ellgab's, JayGab. He's black, he's a colored fella.

A human waste of time could be a grand time for cats!

🐱🐱🐱
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 16, 2020, 04:21:16 AM
My brand new interweb radio show ( A Human Waste Of Time ) will debut in March 2021.  Some of you will be dead by then. Not that I'll need the ratings..  8)

Co Hosted by Ellgab's, JayGab. He's black, he's a colored fella.

There is no way that @JayGab does not steal the show.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 16, 2020, 06:05:41 AM
My brand new interweb radio show ( A Human Waste Of Time ) will debut in March 2021.  Some of you will be dead by then. Not that I'll need the ratings..  8)

Co Hosted by Ellgab's, JayGab. He's black, he's a colored fella.

No shit.  ???  @KSM32  I'll do my best to survive until the second episode.  The first one just might do me in.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on November 16, 2020, 06:25:59 AM
There is no way that @JayGab does not steal the show.

So you're saying that black people steal? That seems overly broad.

Are there going to be any broads on your show?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 16, 2020, 06:31:02 AM
So you're saying that black people steal? That seems overly broad.

Are there going to be any broads on your show?

Is JayGab black?
That's awfully racist of you to know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on November 16, 2020, 07:03:59 AM
Is JayGab black?
That's awfully racist of you to know.

I don't even see color. One of my best friends is black you know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 16, 2020, 07:41:34 AM
So you're saying that black people steal? That seems overly broad.

Are there going to be any broads on your show?

Are menthols involved?  Falkie might be interested...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 16, 2020, 11:25:08 AM
The new UPS man is SMOKING HOT.  ;D This bodes very well for the holidays.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 16, 2020, 11:47:06 AM
The new UPS man is SMOKING HOT.  ;D This bodes very well for the holidays.

Did you ask "is this your regular route now?"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 16, 2020, 12:31:44 PM
My politically-opposite neighbors, a strange older couple who make a lot of bad decisions (I caught them messing around with a neighbor's breaker panel, stealing sprinkler heads, annoying neighbors' dogs, etc.) asked for help today...

For the first time since the week he moved in, he talked to me.  This is after ages of me saying "hi" or "good morning" to no response. The guy came over today asking me nicely to do his Prius oil change for free labor (I've done it for friends in the area for ages).  He went out and bought the oil and filter already.

"Nah. Sorry." I went back to what I was doing.

He stood there and seemed perplexed.

Heh, heh, heh. Completely lacking self-awareness.

Fuck them.




Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on November 16, 2020, 02:09:49 PM
My politically-opposite neighbors, a strange older couple who make a lot of bad decisions (I caught them messing around with a neighbor's breaker panel, stealing sprinkler heads, annoying neighbors' dogs, etc.) asked for help today...

For the first time since the week he moved in, he talked to me.  This is after ages of me saying "hi" or "good morning" to no response. The guy came over today asking me nicely to do his Prius oil change for free labor (I've done it for friends in the area for ages).  He went out and bought the oil and filter already.

"Nah. Sorry." I went back to what I was doing.

He stood there and seemed perplexed.

Heh, heh, heh. Completely lacking self-awareness.

Fuck them.

I'm not sure what will happen now. Obviously, they have a right to have that oil changed. You prevented them from getting what they d e s e r v e!
Maybe put a lock on your breaker panel door.
 ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on November 16, 2020, 02:58:27 PM
My politically-opposite neighbors, a strange older couple who make a lot of bad decisions (I caught them messing around with a neighbor's breaker panel, stealing sprinkler heads, annoying neighbors' dogs, etc.) asked for help today...

For the first time since the week he moved in, he talked to me.  This is after ages of me saying "hi" or "good morning" to no response. The guy came over today asking me nicely to do his Prius oil change for free labor (I've done it for friends in the area for ages).  He went out and bought the oil and filter already.

"Nah. Sorry." I went back to what I was doing.

He stood there and seemed perplexed.

Heh, heh, heh. Completely lacking self-awareness.

Fuck them.

He even asked you nicely!  >:(

I don't think you understand Sean, they own a Prius!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on November 16, 2020, 06:12:32 PM
There is no way that @JayGab does not steal the show.
Thank you @Bart Ell but the fucker is planning on setting my mic up at the back of the bus! Doesn't bode well for my confidence in being a stellar co-host.  I'm tempted to play the race car.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 16, 2020, 06:23:26 PM
Thank you @Bart Ell but the fucker is planning on setting my mic up at the back of the bus! Doesn't bode well for my confidence in being a stellar co-host. I'm tempted to play the race car.

CARD! You idiot! RACE. CARD!!!!  Not race car!

Your stupidity will be perfect for the Good Cop Black Cop routine I have planned.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 20, 2020, 11:22:25 AM
I got one of those robocalls for the renewal or buying an extended warranty for my car... 

When I told them I had a BMW X5 (inspired by the fact that my neighbor had an X5 in his driveway for months because it didn't run), the sales rep immediately hung up on me.

Could it be that they we're a legitimate warranty company and they didn't want to deal with it or did I have too much snark in my voice?

I will forever be curious 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on November 20, 2020, 01:46:50 PM
I got one of those robocalls for the renewal or buying an extended warranty for my car... 

When I told them I had a BMW X5 (inspired by the fact that my neighbor had an X5 in his driveway for months because it didn't run), the sales rep immediately hung up on me.

Could it be that they we're a legitimate warranty company and they didn't want to deal with it or did I have too much snark in my voice?

I will forever be curious 🙄🙄🙄

Maybe HW could do a few shows on it, you know, cos it is a mystery.
Hee hee hee
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 21, 2020, 05:05:54 PM
Maybe HW could do a few shows on it, you know, cos it is a mystery.
Hee hee hee

Who?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 21, 2020, 10:41:07 PM
I've started a post about my weird day thrice this evening...

I can't.

I did call this person that I dealt with a Female Falkie.

Sometimes, no - most of the time, people deserve what they have in life.

It's not always somebody else's fault.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 21, 2020, 11:40:07 PM
I've started a post about my weird day thrice this evening...

I can't.

I did call this person that I dealt with a Female Falkie.

Sometimes, no - most of the time, people deserve what they have in life.

It's not always somebody else's fault.
Every post is a STARTED POST you fucking moron.  Can you believe it; I JUST STARTED THIS POST.

it ends now
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 22, 2020, 12:12:43 AM
Roid writing rage, "the grass is always greener in your own backyard" guy?

Somebody make you start playing Rickenbackers?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 22, 2020, 08:38:43 AM
Roid writing rage, "the grass is always greener in your own backyard" guy?

Somebody make you start playing Rickenbackers?
Lol  no, no roids. i drink so juice woud fail me. Plus, it's cheating.

Rickenbacker thing was funny  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 22, 2020, 11:53:42 AM
Lol  no, no roids. i drink so juice woud fail me. Plus, it's cheating.

Rickenbacker thing was funny  :)

My first thought was a Strat, but... Ricks, well... if it weren't for the Beatles, Rickenbacker would have been out of business by 1968... Same thing goes for Hofner, at least their electric instruments division.  They actually made a good violin at a great price in Germany.

Oh, almost forgot since I'm trashing Beatle guitars, Gretsch would have never made a comeback if it weren't for the demand of all those Beatle fans. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 22, 2020, 03:13:24 PM

Oh, almost forgot since I'm trashing Beatle guitars, Gretsch would have never made a comeback if it weren't for the demand of all those Beatle fans.
How about the Monkees fans?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 22, 2020, 03:34:55 PM
How about the Monkees fans?

Beatles influenced the Monkees playing Vox & Gretsch. Both made distinctive 12-string guitars though.

Byrd's saw Hard Day's Night... Got Rickenbacker and Gretsch guitars.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 22, 2020, 06:05:24 PM
My first thought was a Strat, but... Ricks, well... if it weren't for the Beatles, Rickenbacker would have been out of business by 1968... Same thing goes for Hofner, at least their electric instruments division.  They actually made a good violin at a great price in Germany.

Oh, almost forgot since I'm trashing Beatle guitars, Gretsch would have never made a comeback if it weren't for the demand of all those Beatle fans.

Do you ever get tired of being 62% right?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 22, 2020, 09:44:35 PM
Roid writing rage, "the grass is always greener in your own backyard" guy?

Somebody make you start playing Rickenbackers?
Oh my. @sean92008 was a little grumpy.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 26, 2020, 08:35:40 AM
Flaccid grumpy?  I think you were insinuating...

Cool discovery, on an "element 115" level?  Nah, but close...

https://api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/2020/11/leaf-cutter-ants-have-strong-mineral-armor
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 27, 2020, 06:36:56 PM
Pro tip:  Never Google the lady who is all handsy and flirty... I enjoyed it while it lasted.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 27, 2020, 10:38:00 PM
Are crop circles still a thing?
I’m listening to an old Art Bell show and everyone was really wound up about them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on November 27, 2020, 11:00:21 PM
Are crop circles still a thing?
I’m listening to an old Art Bell show and everyone was really wound up about them.
As long as Crop Circles are UNEXPLAINED they will be, 


a thing




ma nigress
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 27, 2020, 11:15:55 PM
As long as Crop Circles are UNEXPLAINED they will be, 


a thing




ma nigress
Are some still thought to be unexplained?
Also, -1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 27, 2020, 11:50:11 PM
Are some still thought to be unexplained?
Also, -1

No. Barney the dinosaur is doing it.
Also, yer a stupidhead!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 28, 2020, 11:09:37 PM
No. Barney the dinosaur is doing it.
Also, yer a stupidhead!
Well, that wasn’t very nice @KSM32 . Who shit on your crop circle?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 28, 2020, 11:54:01 PM
Well, that wasn’t very nice @KSM32 . Who shit on your crop circle?
Grubs are eating his fescue root system... and someone called his guitar a "banjo thing."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 29, 2020, 12:36:56 AM
I am an empty bag of fluff

Dude. Anybody who has THIS as their weblink is a fucking douche of the highest order.  Do you actually have anything of your own worth posting? I doubt it. When you talk about single coils I now know you're referring to your own droppings. Ya' muthafuckin weirdo. Seriously - blow your brains out and rid the world of your shit. Cunt.


@PolkaDot why don't you lay off the booze for a week ::) Good Lord.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 29, 2020, 07:16:13 AM
miller's (abusive) dad posts on EllGab... No wonder he has issues.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 29, 2020, 03:50:12 PM

@PolkaDot why don't you lay off the booze for a week ::) Good Lord.

Excellent idea. Would you like to join me @KSM32 ? You may be several days behind....
Also, -1 for being a bitch.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on December 02, 2020, 07:24:58 PM
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Found this on one of my clickacy ads.  Is that Chuck Norris? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 02, 2020, 09:34:35 PM
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Found this on one of my clickacy ads.  Is that Chuck Norris?
Yep!  That's Chuck Norris with Menudo!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 03, 2020, 06:33:34 PM
As of late whenever I sign in I am suddenly within a thread I didn't click on, like the Falkie thread or some other shit I have no use for.  The exact same thing happens over at the other place as well. This is a recent thing, last week or so.

And why is it happening at both places.

And why when I went to create an account here was I just able to sign in as if I already had one.

And why..

So many why's and no anskerz
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 05, 2020, 10:40:48 PM
Cats domesticated humans...
https://lithub.com/house-cats-and-wild-cats-arent-actually-that-different/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 06, 2020, 02:04:35 PM
Leaving a clean and tidy corpse is no longer a concern...

Using a sledgehammer with a hatchet is just asking for a limb to go unattached. Wanting to use a flammable liquid to aid in the effort is concrete evidence.

This tree may defeat me, I accept the consequences of not having the right tool for the job.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 06, 2020, 03:55:46 PM
@TigerLily Maru has a new little sister!!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 06, 2020, 07:06:24 PM
As of late whenever I sign in I am suddenly within a thread I didn't click on, like the Falkie thread or some other shit I have no use for.  The exact same thing happens over at the other place as well. This is a recent thing, last week or so.

And why is it happening at both places.

And why when I went to create an account here was I just able to sign in as if I already had one.

And why..

So many why's and no anskerz
Careful, we don't want to catch anything contagious because you are cross pollinating. Is insane contagious?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 06, 2020, 07:07:26 PM
Leaving a clean and tidy corpse is no longer a concern...

Using a sledgehammer with a hatchet is just asking for a limb to go unattached. Wanting to use a flammable liquid to aid in the effort is concrete evidence.

This tree may defeat me, I accept the consequences of not having the right tool for the job.
Perhaps we can look forward to you typing with your nose.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 06, 2020, 09:34:37 PM
https://nypost.com/2020/12/04/milky-way-galaxy-map-unveiled-as-astronomers-reveal-earth-is-heading-toward-a-black-hole/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 07, 2020, 08:12:04 AM
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Found this on one of my clickacy ads.  Is that Chuck Norris?
This pick is at the top of the page and every time I see it I think how the hell is the Chuck look-a-like the best looking guy in this picture!?!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2020, 11:29:12 AM
@TigerLily Maru has a new little sister!!



Thanks for posting @Spookcat   Cats are like potato chips ....  I love how Maru lets it be known he is still King of the Boxes. Miri is adorable
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2020, 11:47:38 AM
Please compare and contrast

PolkaDot's #Clickacy
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TigerLily's #Clickacy
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I'll start. @PolkaDot  attracts mainly cute well to do gay guys and one Chuck Norris
TigerLily's fancy winter wear
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 07, 2020, 12:07:57 PM
As of late whenever I sign in I am suddenly within a thread I didn't click on, like the Falkie thread or some other shit I have no use for.  The exact same thing happens over at the other place as well. This is a recent thing, last week or so.

And why is it happening at both places.

And why when I went to create an account here was I just able to sign in as if I already had one.

And why..

So many why's and no anskerz

It's your evil subconscious working overtime. Like you could have sworn that sign said All Nougat Bars when you found all these unclad ladies dancing inside
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on December 07, 2020, 12:27:34 PM
This pick is at the top of the page and every time I see it I think how the hell is the Chuck look-a-like the best looking guy in this picture!?!

Lol.   Sal Mineo's grandson at the far right.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on December 07, 2020, 04:30:30 PM
TigerLily's fancy winter wear

How fancy? 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 07, 2020, 05:24:45 PM
Self-admitted asshole David Crosby isn't getting much sympathy... He's being "forced" to sell his song rights...

Heh, heh.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 07, 2020, 05:39:41 PM
Maybe his former neighbor. @StarrMountain will make him a loan.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 07, 2020, 07:42:52 PM
Self-admitted asshole David Crosby isn't getting much sympathy... He's being "forced" to sell his song rights...

Heh, heh.
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Kid. Daughter is still around but the son died back in May.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 07, 2020, 08:13:45 PM
Please compare and contrast

PolkaDot's #Clickacy
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TigerLily's #Clickacy
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I'll start. @PolkaDot  attracts mainly cute well to do gay guys and one Chuck Norris
TigerLily's fancy winter wear
@TigerLily Oh God! Do you think the clickacy has confused me with KDub?

Damn it!

I need to figure out how to get attractive mostly naked man #clickacy. I'm not concerned if they're gay or straight or...whatever....but I do want them to be hot and mostly naked. It's supposed to be Christmas!!! I'll be writing a strongly worded message to Bart about this immediately.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 08, 2020, 01:10:50 AM
@TigerLily Oh God! Do you think the clickacy has confused me with KDub?

Damn it!

I need to figure out how to get attractive mostly naked man #clickacy. I'm not concerned if they're gay or straight or...whatever....but I do want them to be hot and mostly naked. It's supposed to be Christmas!!! I'll be writing a strongly worded message to Bart about this immediately.

Maybe you can search Australian beach getaways. After all they cant all be Andy's down under
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 08, 2020, 01:23:20 AM
How fancy? 8)

Tigerlily must inform @Ciardelo     No photographs of the  special fancy wear. Only private viewings
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 08, 2020, 08:51:19 AM
@TigerLily Oh God! Do you think the clickacy has confused me with KDub?

Damn it!

I need to figure out how to get attractive mostly naked man #clickacy. I'm not concerned if they're gay or straight or...whatever....but I do want them to be hot and mostly naked. It's supposed to be Christmas!!! I'll be writing a strongly worded message to Bart about this immediately.

IMHO neither @PolkaDot nor @TigerLily are doing it right. I've been pulling awesome clickacy:
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Of course in my own experience, most system admins are fat, hairy men named Sal working in a hole stuffed deep in the bowels of some office building. However, here we have a stylish admin working down by the sea shore, wearing a sun dress with a yellow pull over to keep warm. Nicely balanced with Chrysler Mopar Frosted Teal P-6 Rapid Transport System nail polish and wearing a honking, impractical, garish ring. Of course she is single just to rook in the nerds.   

Now that's clickacy!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 08, 2020, 09:52:56 AM
@TigerLily Oh God! Do you think the clickacy has confused me with KDub?

Damn it!

I need to figure out how to get attractive mostly naked man #clickacy.

@PolkaDot Perhaps shake up your searches. May present you with a gaggle of those fugly cotton docker softy types you seem to like. Or, pornhub. Yuck.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 08, 2020, 12:04:10 PM
IMHO neither @PolkaDot nor @TigerLily are doing it right. I've been pulling awesome clickacy:
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Of course in my own experience, most system admins are fat, hairy men named Sal working in a hole stuffed deep in the bowels of some office building. However, here we have a stylish admin working down by the sea shore, wearing a sun dress with a yellow pull over to keep warm. Nicely balanced with Chrysler Mopar Frosted Teal P-6 Rapid Transport System nail polish and wearing a honking, impractical, garish ring. Of course she is single just to rook in the nerds.   

Now that's clickacy!

A-1 computer systems nerd fantasy, @Walks_At_Night . Just like @PolkaDot  lives on Fifth Ave during Fashion Week and I have a standing reservation at Hard Rock Hotel at San Diego. Wait ...

I'm meeting TigerLily at the Hard Rock
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 08, 2020, 03:01:24 PM
IMHO neither @PolkaDot nor @TigerLily are doing it right. I've been pulling awesome clickacy:
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Of course in my own experience, most system admins are fat, hairy men named Sal working in a hole stuffed deep in the bowels of some office building. However, here we have a stylish admin working down by the sea shore, wearing a sun dress with a yellow pull over to keep warm. Nicely balanced with Chrysler Mopar Frosted Teal P-6 Rapid Transport System nail polish and wearing a honking, impractical, garish ring. Of course she is single just to rook in the nerds.   

Now that's clickacy!

To each their own I suppose...back to support animal shopping.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 08, 2020, 03:05:50 PM
@PolkaDot Perhaps shake up your searches. May present you with a gaggle of those fugly cotton docker softy types you seem to like. Or, pornhub. Yuck.
Wow. Sometimes it's like you don't know me at all @KSM32 .
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 08, 2020, 03:07:42 PM
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Drew Brees was one lucky S.O.B. to be screwed by the Chargers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 08, 2020, 04:48:53 PM
Wow. Sometimes it's like you don't know me at all @KSM32 .
But all other times i know you very well. @PolkaDot

ya just a taggin monsta today
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 08, 2020, 05:58:54 PM
But all other times i know you very well. @PolkaDot

ya just a taggin monsta today
Yes, at home with sick kid so I’m entertaining myself and stirring up trouble, as they say
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 08, 2020, 07:40:25 PM
so I’m entertaining myself and stirring up trouble, as they say
Entertaining yourself, huh.  Did it come with batteries or you just finger walking?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on December 09, 2020, 07:58:34 AM
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?



    he's 0K now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 09, 2020, 08:10:32 AM
Entertaining yourself, huh.  Did it come with batteries or you just finger walking?
Hadn’t you said something about trolling and Christmas? I distinctly remember blah blah trolling blah blah Christmas.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 09, 2020, 04:47:43 PM
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?



    he's 0K now.

[Groan]
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Exile on December 09, 2020, 10:13:30 PM
Why are stop lights called stop lights? Shouldn't they be called stop and go lights?

Why do I always seem to get stopped behind potheads waiting for STOP SIGNS to turn green?

I hate this world.  Stop it with the stop nonsense!

 ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on December 10, 2020, 02:57:02 AM
Why are stop lights called stop lights? Shouldn't they be called stop and go lights?

Why do I always seem to get stopped behind potheads waiting for STOP SIGNS to turn green?

I hate this world.  Stop it with the stop nonsense!

 ::)

Sheeeesh, Exile.  Just STOP already.  Heh-heh. ;) ;D :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Exile on December 10, 2020, 10:17:16 AM
Sheeeesh, Exile.  Just STOP already.  Heh-heh. ;) ;D :-*

Okay. Guess it's time to halt.

:)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 10, 2020, 08:18:51 PM
There are no coincidences.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 10, 2020, 09:29:00 PM
There are no coincidences.

I was just thinking that!!
Now we might want to reconsider.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 16, 2020, 05:58:48 PM
The Kills just cycled through my playlist. The last time I remember seeing them she totally passed out on stage and was hauled off in an ambulance. When you live at altitude you get used to hearing singers having trouble getting air, especially toward the end of a show, but that’s the only time I remember someone passing out on stage.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 16, 2020, 07:32:49 PM
The Kills just cycled through my playlist. The last time I remember seeing them she totally passed out on stage and was hauled off in an ambulance. When you live at altitude you get used to hearing singers having trouble getting air, especially toward the end of a show, but that’s the only time I remember someone passing out on stage.

It seems like just a few months ago going out to see a band was just part of the routine

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 17, 2020, 09:43:25 AM
It seems like just a few months ago going out to see a band was just part of the routine

Don't you have a history of causing trouble at concerts and such?

Pushing and shoving matches.
Harsh words exchanged.
Being told to "Shut the fuck up" by very famous people.

 ;D

@PB
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 17, 2020, 10:02:57 AM
She bought herself a brand new toy in late November but doesn't drive it very much at all as she has her truck for work leaving just the weekends. And even then I drive it if we're heading out together. She has essentially bought me a 2021 Rubicon with all the bells n whistles. I have never loved driving any vehicle like I do this one. My truck is just for work now as I have completely hijacked this thing.

Fuckin' Eh!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 17, 2020, 10:14:31 AM
She bought herself a brand new toy in late November but doesn't drive it very much at all as she has her truck for work leaving just the weekends. And even then I drive it if we're heading out together. She has essentially bought me a 2021 Rubicon with all the bells n whistles. I have never loved driving any vehicle like I do this one. My truck is just for work now as I have completely hijacked this thing.

Fuckin' Eh!

Good story, I say. What do you like best about the vehicle?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 17, 2020, 10:20:28 AM
Good story, I say. What do you like best about the vehicle?
I honestly don't know. The seats are the most comfortable ever, in any vehicle I have owned. But I suspect the main thing is the interior overall. The look, the layout, and the color scheme is nothing short of way cool dadio!  It also feels like I am inside a giant Tonka toy. Like I'm four years old ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 17, 2020, 10:32:21 AM
I honestly don't know. The seats are the most comfortable ever, in any vehicle I have owned. But I suspect the main thing is the interior overall. The look, the layout, and the color scheme is nothing short of way cool dadio!  It also feels like I am inside a giant Tonka toy. Like I'm four years old ;D

Jeep!
I owned a Jeep CJ7 once. Same color. Enjoy yourself there!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 17, 2020, 10:50:50 AM
*GASP*

I'm being watched.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 17, 2020, 10:58:28 AM
Don't you have a history of causing trouble at concerts and such?

Pushing and shoving matches.
Harsh words exchanged.
Being told to "Shut the fuck up" by very famous people.

 ;D

@PB

I was bitten!  Anyway, they were misunderstandings!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 17, 2020, 10:59:36 AM
Wait a minute, harsh words exchanged?  When was that?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 17, 2020, 11:03:59 AM
I was bitten!  Anyway, they were misunderstandings!
Whoa   Whoooo gets BIT!!?  Now that's an odd one.

Wait a minute, harsh words exchanged?  When was that?
If somebody bites me I am going to have a few choice words for them.  What I'm saying is that you can't go through what you have at these live events and not have some sort of a word salad that takes place.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 17, 2020, 11:37:40 AM
...  What I'm saying is that you can't go through what you have at these live events and not have some sort of a word salad that takes place.

As it turns out, you can.  I'm there for the show, not arguing with drunks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 17, 2020, 12:17:55 PM
As it turns out, you can.  I'm there for the show, not arguing with drunks.

I've been bitten by woman who weren't drunk. Happy concert going to you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 17, 2020, 12:33:44 PM
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That's exactly the type of vehicle I expect a @Tanya to drive.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 17, 2020, 01:32:40 PM
That's exactly the type of vehicle I expect a @Tanya to drive.
Wanna see my manly company truck? Fucking beautiful AND HE-MANLY!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on December 17, 2020, 02:23:22 PM
*GASP*

I'm being watched.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 17, 2020, 02:25:51 PM
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Funny!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 17, 2020, 02:45:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4BuFjH1yck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4BuFjH1yck)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on December 17, 2020, 02:51:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4BuFjH1yck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4BuFjH1yck)

Nobody ever said fashion was easy! :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 18, 2020, 09:58:25 AM
My wife's sales guy has a serious quirk that has recently emerged.  Seems the poor fella gets extremely agitated when receiving dictates, orders to fill, or any other digital communication with Double Spacing after a sentence.  Drives James nuts and he apparently had a hissy fit this week about it. James is a single spacer after a sentence.  Others in the office are     not.    He gets  >:(  <---
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 18, 2020, 10:18:15 AM
My wife's sales guy has a serious quirk that has recently emerged.  Seems the poor fella gets extremely agitated when receiving dictates, orders to fill, or any other digital communication with Double Spacing after a sentence.  Drives James nuts and he apparently had a hissy fit this week about it. James is a single spacer after a sentence.  Others in the office are     not.    He gets  >:(  <---

Sounds a little OCD. How does he feel about toilet paper rolls? Everyone knows the roll should roll down from the front and not from the back!
ahem carry on. And Merry Christmas, Penis
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 18, 2020, 10:20:47 AM
My wife's sales guy has a serious quirk that has recently emerged.  Seems the poor fella gets extremely agitated when receiving dictates, orders to fill, or any other digital communication with Double Spacing after a sentence.  Drives James nuts and he apparently had a hissy fit this week about it. James is a single spacer after a sentence.  Others in the office are     not.    He gets  >:(  <---
Is he a young guy? Intergenerational office issues.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 18, 2020, 10:21:25 AM
Sounds a little OCD. How does he feel about toilet paper rolls? Everyone knows the roll should roll down from the front and not from the back!
ahem carry on. And Merry Christmas, Penis
Hmmm, you are reminding me of someone here.....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 18, 2020, 10:24:17 AM
Sounds a little OCD. How does he feel about toilet paper rolls? Everyone knows the roll should roll down from the front and not from the back!
ahem carry on. And Merry Christmas, Penis
You are right on that! The toilet paper thing. I don't understand anyone who thinks different.

Merry Christmas, Lily.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 18, 2020, 10:25:21 AM
Is he a young guy? Intergenerational office issues.

Yes. Pre-computer, double. Post-computer, single. Now let's discuss ending sentences with a period. I think it's a waste of time and hard on Mother Earth
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 18, 2020, 10:27:34 AM
Yes. Pre-computer, double. Post-computer, single. Now let's discuss ending sentences with a period. I think it's a waste of time and hard on Mother Earth
Periods are necessary.
    .

Oxford comma?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 18, 2020, 10:31:02 AM
I don't want to spend my day correcting people on their gramma grammar - DOH!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 18, 2020, 10:31:23 AM
Periods are necessary.
    .

Oxford comma?

Completely irrelevant. I will give you periods. Otherwise it can be confusing. But not placing the ultimate period makes a statement
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 18, 2020, 10:37:16 AM
Sounds like a couple o' broads are on their, period.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 18, 2020, 10:59:25 AM
My wife's sales guy has a serious quirk that has recently emerged.  Seems the poor fella gets extremely agitated when receiving dictates, orders to fill, or any other digital communication with Double Spacing after a sentence.  Drives James nuts and he apparently had a hissy fit this week about it. James is a single spacer after a sentence.  Others in the office are     not.    He gets  >:(  <---

I'm not sure what to think about this. Will he get angry, for real?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 18, 2020, 11:36:48 AM
The reason we are writing in the first place is to communicate.  To me double spacing after sentences and Oxford commas make things easier to read and understand.  Anyone who doesn't like them are free to skip right past.

What about not mounting the toilet paper roll at all, and just leaving it loose but in reach?  Everyone is happy, no more argument.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 18, 2020, 11:39:41 AM
I'm not sure what to think about this. Will he get angry, for real?
Yes. Angry for real.  She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out.  He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around but double spacing is his thing.  Ahh!



What about not mounting the toilet paper roll at all, and just leaving it loose but in reach?  Everyone is happy, no more argument.
Oh come on. That is flat out savagery right there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 18, 2020, 11:39:55 AM
I once worked for a company that was a subsidiary of a foreign parent company.  Quite a few of the other employees were transfers from the parent company's country.  The all kept a roll of TP at their desks, I suppose in lieu of a kleenex box.  At least we hoped so.  Lol. it was a frequent topic of conversation..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 18, 2020, 11:41:48 AM
Yes. Angry for real.  She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out.  He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around but double spacing is his thing.  Ahh!
Oh come on. That is flat out savagery right there.

So start triple spacing.  For clarity.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 18, 2020, 11:43:26 AM
Yes. Angry for real.  She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out.  He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around, stolen elections, but double spacing is his thing.  Ahh!
Oh come on. That is flat out savagery right there.

Fify
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on December 18, 2020, 11:49:06 AM
Or how about we skip paper and just wipe with our hands! Hell even better LET'S NOT WIPE AT ALL!   Why, we can all walk around with dirty stinky itchy bums!!!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 18, 2020, 12:04:26 PM
Yes. Angry for real.  She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out.  He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around but double spacing is his thing.  Ahh!

It just doesn't seem ok. That does not describe a stable person.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 18, 2020, 01:04:36 PM
We civilized people know full stops, double spacing, and Oxford commas are correct and necessary.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 18, 2020, 01:34:14 PM
I once worked for a company that was a subsidiary of a foreign parent company.  Quite a few of the other employees were transfers from the parent company's country.  The all kept a roll of TP at their desks, I suppose in lieu of a kleenex box.  At least we hoped so.  Lol. it was a frequent topic of conversation..

In Japan, public bathrooms do not have hand drying supplies...  You bring your own.

Maybe related.

(Never had an issue with TP there but had some interesting adventures off the tourist path with bathrooms...)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 18, 2020, 03:35:06 PM
... (Never had an issue with TP there but had some interesting adventures off the tourist path with bathrooms...)

Tell me about it.  I've seen the slits in the floor and the clay water jugs.  There were other places along the way where even the shiny stuff the Brits use would have been most welcome..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 18, 2020, 04:29:34 PM
Or how about we skip paper and just wipe with our hands! Hell even better LET'S NOT WIPE AT ALL!   Why, we can all walk around with dirty stinky itchy bums!!!

I like the way you think, Blackman!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 18, 2020, 04:49:40 PM
Or how about we skip paper and just wipe with our hands! Hell even better LET'S NOT WIPE AT ALL!   Why, we can all walk around with dirty stinky itchy bums!!!

How do you know it itches?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 18, 2020, 04:57:27 PM
We civilized people know full stops, double spacing, and Oxford commas are correct and necessary.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 18, 2020, 07:33:04 PM
https://rumble.com/vbzndd-murphys-law.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 19, 2020, 04:37:01 AM
Members of the US Space Force will be called guardians.  It should be Kirks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 20, 2020, 03:08:31 PM
The reason we are writing in the first place is to communicate.  To me double spacing after sentences and Oxford commas make things easier to read and understand.  Anyone who doesn't like them are free to skip right past.

What about not mounting the toilet paper roll at all, and just leaving it loose but in reach?  Everyone is happy, no more argument.

See, you start out sounding like a sane person but then you throw it all out the window at the end.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 20, 2020, 03:10:01 PM
Or how about we skip paper and just wipe with our hands! Hell even better LET'S NOT WIPE AT ALL!   Why, we can all walk around with dirty stinky itchy bums!!!
I wasn't going to mention it, but since YOU @JayGab  brought it up- maybe you should try wet wipes.

Also -1 because I feel like I'd be doing the community a disservice if I didn't. You're welcome.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 20, 2020, 03:12:31 PM
In Japan, public bathrooms do not have hand drying supplies...  You bring your own.

Maybe related.

(Never had an issue with TP there but had some interesting adventures off the tourist path with bathrooms...)
In Egypt -no toilet paper but a little old lady was always sitting outside the public restrooms selling squares of tp as you went in...you learned to ALWAYS carry coins with you or you ended up paying a very high price to pee.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 20, 2020, 03:15:46 PM
It just doesn't seem ok. That does not describe a stable person.
I agree, it's a very strange line in the sand. Maybe he needed extra time to get some Holiday shopping in?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 20, 2020, 03:17:55 PM
Members of the US Space Force will be called guardians.  It should be Kirks.
If it were up for a vote I'd vote Kirks. BUT I would demand an update to the uniforms.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 20, 2020, 03:19:24 PM
I like the way you think, Blackman!
Please don't encourage him to think.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 21, 2020, 01:58:20 PM
Why is this happening!?!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 21, 2020, 02:53:55 PM
Why is this happening!?!

Shiny fur?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 21, 2020, 03:06:02 PM
Shiny fur?
This is your brain on drugs... 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 21, 2020, 05:07:19 PM
*GASP*

I'm being watched.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 23, 2020, 02:46:28 PM
You know this was exactly what the fashion designer was thinking

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 27, 2020, 06:01:45 PM
You know this was exactly what the fashion designer was thinking

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Ummm, yikes.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 27, 2020, 06:03:09 PM
My #clickacy is ...torture bottles? Not sure how these are supposed to be helpful.
Note to self: if you are thirsty- DRINK!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 27, 2020, 11:24:03 PM
International flight to Japan on the last day of non-citizens going into Japan...

10% of the jet's capacity.

I remember when I used to fly Korean Air and it would be the same. You could lay down across the whole aisle, all the exchange student girls would be running around...  Memories.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 28, 2020, 09:48:44 PM
International flight to Japan on the last day of non-citizens going into Japan...

10% of the jet's capacity.

I remember when I used to fly Korean Air and it would be the same. You could lay down across the whole aisle, all the exchange student girls would be running around...  Memories.

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@sean92008 Do you wear a shirt that says “Creepy Old Man” on it or do you like to spring it on people you meet within the first 15 minutes of an introduction?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on December 29, 2020, 06:52:59 PM
Someone once said:

"Make your passion your hobby, and your hobby your vocation."

I tried that with masturbation... but it didn't work out.  :(

It was before the HTML Internet...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 29, 2020, 11:08:14 PM
I wish we had a legit arguing thread.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 29, 2020, 11:31:18 PM
I wish we had a legit arguing thread.

I wish you had admin privileges so you could create one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 29, 2020, 11:41:01 PM
I wish you had admin privileges so you could create one.
..alas..  :(

BTW I still hate your avatar.  The apple was perfect but nooooo, you had to fuck with it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 30, 2020, 06:21:02 AM
International flight to Japan on the last day of non-citizens going into Japan...

10% of the jet's capacity.

I remember when I used to fly Korean Air and it would be the same. You could lay down across the whole aisle, all the exchange student girls would be running around...  Memories.

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Stewardesses?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on December 30, 2020, 09:51:24 AM
Hunter Doohan looks exactly like I would expect a Doohan to look like.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 30, 2020, 10:37:06 AM
..alas..  :(

BTW I still hate your avatar.  The apple was perfect but nooooo, you had to fuck with it.

Yours is nice!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 30, 2020, 11:50:39 AM
..alas..  :(

BTW I still hate your avatar.  The apple was perfect but nooooo, you had to fuck with it.

apple?
Title: Re: Random
Post by: Up All Night on January 01, 2021, 05:09:37 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Delvis Diaz on January 02, 2021, 09:01:29 AM
That is sweet as hell.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 06, 2021, 10:21:47 PM
New Year's greeting cards in Japan also happen to be lottery entries...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2021, 10:23:52 AM
Bagels
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2021, 10:34:36 AM
Bagels

Plain?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 09, 2021, 10:38:43 AM
Bagels
Mrs. Schindlers list?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2021, 10:44:15 AM
This is my clickity. I like it.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2021, 10:44:44 AM
Mrs. Schindlers list?

I prefer sesame.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2021, 10:49:36 AM
Plain?

Onion
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2021, 10:51:57 AM
Onion

Ah, that is a good choice.
Schmear?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2021, 10:53:41 AM
Ah, that is a good choice.
Schmear?

Absolutely!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2021, 10:54:51 AM
Absolutely!  :)

Flavor in the schmear or plain?

Also, do these qualify as a sandwich?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2021, 10:55:57 AM
Plain...and yes.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2021, 11:11:27 AM
Flavor in the schmear or plain?

Also, do these qualify as a sandwich?
Yumm, now I want a bagel with cream cheese and all the veggies for lunch.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2021, 11:18:55 AM
Yumm, now I want a bagel with cream cheese and all the veggies for lunch.

I know, there is a place in town that might have bagels. I've never gone in there though. Perhaps I will sometime.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2021, 11:23:13 AM
I know, there is a place in town that might have bagels. I've never gone in there though. Perhaps I will sometime.

Go now!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 09, 2021, 11:24:49 AM
Go now!  ;D
Grab one for me too please!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2021, 12:30:22 PM
Grab one for me too please!

And your favorite flavor?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 09, 2021, 01:13:57 PM
And your favorite flavor?
Sperm.  She likes sperm.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2021, 01:16:42 PM
Sperm.  She likes sperm.

Wha....? Bagel???

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on January 09, 2021, 03:50:13 PM
I went by Trader Joes today and they had a HUGE LONG LINE to get in! Many of the people were going "2 by 2" and not properly social distancing! >:(

What happened to only 1 member of a household being allowed to shop?

I didn't go in. The smell from the dirty hippies drove me away. 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 09, 2021, 04:42:21 PM
Bagels

Spider egg, er, poppy seed


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 09, 2021, 04:44:45 PM
I went by Trader Joes today and they had a HUGE LONG LINE to get in!...

I haven't been there in months.  I think they're missing out not working with InstaCart or the other services.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2021, 04:44:52 PM
I went by Trader Joes today and they had a HUGE LONG LINE to get in! Many of the people were going "2 by 2" and not properly social distancing! >:(

What happened to only 1 member of a household being allowed to shop?

I didn't go in. The smell from the dirty hippies drove me away. 8)

Huge line...I wonder why.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on January 09, 2021, 04:50:34 PM
I haven't been there in months.  I think they're missing out not working with InstaCart or the other services.
Huge line...I wonder why.

It was a nice sunny Saturday?

I was looking for dehydrated celery flakes; Walmart and 3 local grocery stores didn't have any.

As a matter-of-fact Walmart's spice isle looked pretty barren. Lots of holes where product should be. I went to 2 different Walmarts and 3 local grocers. I wonder if McCormick et al are having supply chain issues?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2021, 08:08:41 PM
Spider egg, er, poppy seed


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Thanks. @PB  Now I'll equate poppy seeds with spider eggs.  Thank goodness I purchased onion bagels.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 09, 2021, 08:23:15 PM
It was a nice sunny Saturday?

I was looking for dehydrated celery flakes; Walmart and 3 local grocery stores didn't have any.

As a matter-of-fact Walmart's spice isle looked pretty barren. Lots of holes where product should be. I went to 2 different Walmarts and 3 local grocers. I wonder if McCormick et al are having supply chain issues?

Pray tell, why do you want dehydrated celery flakes?   ???  Anyway, I've noticed a problem in getting dried herbs and spices in my neck of the woods.  I wanted some dried chives but they were gray. :(  Why they were allowed to be put on the shelves is beyond me.  They weren't expired; just looked like they were bleached in the sun.  Gross.  :P

Oh, I did see the organic McCormick brand have what you are looking for as well as a brand called Badia.  That's typically found in the Hispanic aisle.  At least in the grocers I frequent.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on January 09, 2021, 09:26:38 PM
Pray tell, why do you want dehydrated celery flakes?   ???  Anyway, I've noticed a problem in getting dried herbs and spices in my neck of the woods.  I wanted some dried chives but they were gray. :(  Why they were allowed to be put on the shelves is beyond me.  They weren't expired; just looked like they were bleached in the sun.  Gross.  :P

Oh, I did see the organic McCormick brand have what you are looking for as well as a brand called Badia.  That's typically found in the Hispanic aisle.  At least in the grocers I frequent.

Yup. Here the former small "Hispanic" spice sections are threatening to take over. All the stores I went to had the organic, regular and caliente dried spices side-by-side. But no joy for me in finding any celery flakes...

It's for a fake "box" stuffing mix. Since I'm doing the low carb thing, I was thinking I might use some low carb bread to make it. I don't need gallons of it, I just want to be able to make a single portion at a time so fresh celery would be a big waste--I'm not a "snack-on-celery" person. I wonder if I could dice and freeze fresh celery?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 09, 2021, 09:37:30 PM
Yup. Here the former small "Hispanic" spice sections are threatening to take over. All the stores I went to had the organic, regular and caliente dried spices side-by-side. But no joy for me in finding any celery flakes...

It's for a fake "box" stuffing mix. Since I'm doing the low carb thing, I was thinking I might use some low carb bread to make it. I don't need gallons of it, I just want to be able to make a single portion at a time so fresh celery would be a big waste--I'm not a "snack-on-celery" person. I wonder if I could dice and freeze fresh celery?

Here for you!
http://www.thatsjustme.com/2010/10/homemade-dried-celery-flakes/ (http://www.thatsjustme.com/2010/10/homemade-dried-celery-flakes/)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on January 09, 2021, 10:05:44 PM
Here for you!
http://www.thatsjustme.com/2010/10/homemade-dried-celery-flakes/ (http://www.thatsjustme.com/2010/10/homemade-dried-celery-flakes/)

Oh Thank You! :D

Since I'll have all the stalks left over, you want me to mail them you?

That page mentioned Penzy's spices--great spices--flaming HUGE liberal. The owner sends out these emails when he gets pissed at Trump LOL But he'll do sales and specials all the time too...so yeah, ya damn hippie, I'll buy yer stuff. ;D Probably not as many sales now that Xiden is taking over. ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 10, 2021, 04:25:52 AM
You might also try celery seed. It gives the flavor, too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on January 10, 2021, 06:31:12 AM
You might also try celery seed. It gives the flavor, too.

Thanks @juan I did see some of that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 10, 2021, 08:43:43 AM
In keeping with the subject of things you put your food to make it taste better than it really is...

Does anybody see chorizo powder at stores anymore? Walmart used to regularly carry a plastic bag with the cardboard hang tag. They probably sold it that way because they figured you would mix it in with a pound of meat at one time. Not the best packaging for somebody like me wouldn't mix it for breakfast or small stuff.

I love me some chorizo but I prefer to mix it in with better grade meats. Buying pre-made chorizo leaves you at the mercy of the people mixing it... Very low grade meats or tofu that they mix it with.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 10, 2021, 09:12:03 AM
In keeping with the subject of things you put your food to make it taste better than it really is...

Does anybody see chorizo powder at stores anymore? Walmart used to regularly carry a plastic bag with the cardboard hang tag. They probably sold it that way because they figured you would mix it in with a pound of meat at one time. Not the best packaging for somebody like me wouldn't mix it for breakfast or small stuff.

I love me some chorizo but I prefer to mix it in with better grade meats. Buying pre-made chorizo leaves you at the mercy of the people mixing it... Very low grade meats or tofu that they mix it with.

Here you go!
https://www.emerils.com/126059/chorizo-seasoning (https://www.emerils.com/126059/chorizo-seasoning)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on January 10, 2021, 09:18:49 AM
Dear recipe lady,

I found this bag of spices in my daughter's bedroom. She says it's for baking. I can't figure out what recipe uses this though, can you help me find it?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 10, 2021, 10:08:31 AM
Dear recipe lady,

I found this bag of spices in my daughter's bedroom. She says it's for baking. I can't figure out what recipe uses this though, can you help me find it?

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I can! That is a fine plant one can use to add a bit of fiber to tasty brownies!  Try it and see. You can send a few to me to check.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 10, 2021, 06:32:33 PM
Dear recipe lady,

I found this bag of spices in my daughter's bedroom. She says it's for baking. I can't figure out what recipe uses this though, can you help me find it?

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Soak it in melted butter and then add it to any chocolate recipe.
You can thank me later.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 10, 2021, 06:33:28 PM
And your favorite flavor?
Onion is my first, Everything is 2nd.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 10, 2021, 06:34:06 PM
Sperm.  She likes sperm.
You're wearing your heart on your sleeve again @KSM .  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 10, 2021, 06:35:33 PM
I went by Trader Joes today and they had a HUGE LONG LINE to get in! Many of the people were going "2 by 2" and not properly social distancing! >:(

What happened to only 1 member of a household being allowed to shop?

I didn't go in. The smell from the dirty hippies drove me away. 8)
But you'll shop at Wallmart?
Easy with the stone throwing Hot Rod. @Ciardelo
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 10, 2021, 06:58:53 PM
You're wearing your heart on your sleeve again @KSM .  ::)
You're wearing your anus on your face again @PolkaDot

Quite while you're behind. If you're going to box with God you'll find that your arms are far too short.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 10, 2021, 07:04:39 PM
You're wearing your anus on your face again @PolkaDot

Quite while you're behind. If you're going to box with God you'll find that your arms are far too short.
You @KSM are quite wrong about the quitting...and She's much too busy to bother Herself with you. We just had coffee this morning. I promise to put in a good word with Her for you next time. Actually I won't, but it seemed like a nice thing to say.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 10, 2021, 11:29:45 PM
Why is it that when I ask for detailed specifications via an email inquiry and ask for a reply does the fucking manager call me in the goddamn phone?

The phone rings and this idiot wants to convey something similar to the table below. So, in addition to telling him that the oven is on, the stove is on and I'm making goddamn dinner I say "dude, do a screenshot and paste it into an email then send it to me."

[Crickets]
I call it a spider chart, it's also called a radar graph and a web plot or something like that.
 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 12, 2021, 07:08:57 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1349191411376283648
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 12, 2021, 07:31:33 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1349191411376283648

If he did a back flip and landed on the rail of the crib I would be far more impressed.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2021, 07:32:48 PM
Why is it that when I ask for detailed specifications via an email inquiry and ask for a reply does the fucking manager call me in the goddamn phone?

The phone rings and this idiot wants to convey something similar to the table below. So, in addition to telling him that the oven is on, the stove is on and I'm making goddamn dinner I say "dude, do a screenshot and paste it into an email then send it to me."

[Crickets]
I call it a spider chart, it's also called a radar graph and a web plot or something like that.
 

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What the hell does that chart mean?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2021, 07:35:04 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1349191411376283648

Too heavy for the kid to lift anyway.  Tiny hands can't pull the trigger.  Anyway, it would be entertaining if he did.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 12, 2021, 07:36:04 PM
What the hell does that chart mean?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2021, 07:37:33 PM
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LOL!  Exactly.  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 12, 2021, 08:11:09 PM
What the hell does that chart mean?

Proof of aliens
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 14, 2021, 10:46:49 AM
HI @KSM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 14, 2021, 11:21:46 AM
Gosh I get tired of clichés that weren't that clever the first time.

Can we stop calling the diamonds in people's rings ''rocks''?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 14, 2021, 11:27:36 AM
HI @KSM
Hmm  such a grand hello, all marque style. Am I being set up, am I walking into a trap?  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 14, 2021, 11:57:31 AM
Hmm  such a grand hello, all marque style. Am I being set up, am I walking into a trap?  ;D

Naw, just hello. You are fun to read here.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on January 14, 2021, 12:58:05 PM
MOST MISLEADING HEADLINE OF THE DAY! >:(

"Australia: Man held after armed raid in search of cat"

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A man accused of raiding a Melbourne animal shelter at gunpoint was trying to find his cat, a court has heard.

I had pictured in my head a SWAT team raiding someone's house. :o

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55667023
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 14, 2021, 01:31:38 PM
MOST MISLEADING HEADLINE OF THE DAY! >:(

"Australia: Man held after armed raid in search of cat"

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A man accused of raiding a Melbourne animal shelter at gunpoint was trying to find his cat, a court has heard.

I had pictured in my head a SWAT team raiding someone's house. :o

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55667023

I thought what you thought
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 14, 2021, 08:04:40 PM
At the end of the day having a dog is like having a friendly and reliable bum living in your house.

Having cats is like like having several self aggrandizing bums living in your house.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: catbert99 on January 14, 2021, 08:23:34 PM
Life is not the same since they stopped brewing Wiedemann beer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 14, 2021, 09:41:51 PM
Men do not suffer from micro penis. Women do.

This does not apply to me or mine so don't even bother..   ::)  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 14, 2021, 10:33:33 PM
Men do not suffer from micro penis. Women do...

What about baldness?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 16, 2021, 01:07:40 PM
Scenario:

Lifelong family friend and widow asks me to sell her RV. Offered me a 5% commission to which I responded that I would take $500 maximum (I detailed it and did some minor repairs.)

Going market rate, based on book values along with me searching for similar models on the internet indicates the RV is worth about $17,000.

Widow insists that nothing below $20,000 is acceptable.

I field quite a few inquiries but most won't even look at it unless it is more reasonably priced.

All along, I have advised this widow that real valuation is more like $17,000.

After one month, and three reminders that the value is too high and people are checking to see if there was some flexibility in pricing, widow complains about how nobody is looking at it and decides to take the RV to a dealership. She receives $12,000 in total.

I recently saw her and she was a bitch.

I had to advise her of her conditions of sale, told her that I wasted a considerable amount of time only for her not to follow my advice and take a minimum of a $5,000 loss.

She will never get a second's worth of my time ever again. I also invited her to never call upon me for assistance. I think I may have mentioned that people with alcohol problems aren't the best people to deal with anyway 😲

My seeing her ever again will only be coincidental.  I have also since found out that her mother has been financially mistreated by her a few times...  She receives over $10,000 a month because her husband was a law enforcement officer who died from a job-related issue.

I'm done with this whole empathy and charity shit. Family included.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 16, 2021, 02:05:37 PM
Empathy = getting what you deserve.  It could have been worse.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 16, 2021, 02:09:27 PM
Scenario:

Lifelong family friend and widow asks me to sell her RV. Offered me a 5% commission to which I responded that I would take $500 maximum (I detailed it and did some minor repairs.)

Going market rate, based on book values along with me searching for similar models on the internet indicates the RV is worth about $17,000.

Widow insists that nothing below $20,000 is acceptable.

I field quite a few inquiries but most won't even look at it unless it is more reasonably priced.

All along, I have advised this widow that real valuation is more like $17,000.

After one month, and three reminders that the value is too high and people are checking to see if there was some flexibility in pricing, widow complains about how nobody is looking at it and decides to take the RV to a dealership. She receives $12,000 in total.

I recently saw her and she was a bitch.

I had to advise her of her conditions of sale, told her that I wasted a considerable amount of time only for her not to follow my advice and take a minimum of a $5,000 loss.

She will never get a second's worth of my time ever again. I also invited her to never call upon me for assistance. I think I may have mentioned that people with alcohol problems aren't the best people to deal with anyway 😲

My seeing her ever again will only be coincidental.  I have also since found out that her mother has been financially mistreated by her a few times...  She receives over $10,000 a month because her husband was a law enforcement officer who died from a job-related issue.

I'm done with this whole empathy and charity shit. Family included.

You did the right thing to try to help. Focus on that and the lessons learned.
I don't get it, I'd have rather had the $17,000.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 16, 2021, 04:15:36 PM
Scenario:

... told her that I wasted a considerable amount of time only for her not to follow my advice and take a minimum of a $5,000 loss.

She will never get a second's worth of my time ever again...

I'm done with this whole empathy and charity shit. Family included.

From time to time I'm asked my professional opinion about someone's situation.  Unlike those I work with, these people universally have zero insight into this particular field of expertise.  Even when I think the answer is simple, I still do a bit of research to make sure.  They inevitably don't like my advice, don't take it, and end up costing themselves much more than they needed to.

Although I truly would like to help people, I don't bother with this anymore.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 16, 2021, 04:16:02 PM
You did the right thing to try to help. Focus on that and the lessons learned.
I don't get it, I'd have rather had the $17,000.

Alcohol.  Every person I know who has an issue with alcohol is pretty much the same. If I knew she had a problem with it before I helped her, I would have treated her very differently.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 16, 2021, 04:22:34 PM
From time to time I'm asked my professional opinion about someone's situation.  Unlike those I work with, these people universally have zero insight into this particular field of expertise.  Even when I think the answer is simple, I still do a bit of research to make sure.  They inevitably don't like my advice, don't take it, and end up costing themselves much more than they needed to.

Although I truly would like to help people, I don't bother with this anymore.

Amen.

It reminds me of somebody I used to work with. This particular musician played behind Michael Jackson in the 70s. He so eloquently put that, in his quest for sexual and financial conquests, the amount of time lost in useless pursuits took away from the life right in front of him.

Our most valuable asset is time. Yet, it is the most abused and most frittered away asset that we have.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 20, 2021, 07:12:49 PM
Binging Barney Miller.

Not great but solid. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 20, 2021, 09:43:56 PM

Although I truly would like to help people, I don't bother with this anymore.
Like the tigerlady?  @PB
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 20, 2021, 09:57:42 PM
Like the tigerlady?  @PB

Why waste the effort on impossible?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 21, 2021, 03:31:32 AM
Like the tigerlady?  @PB

Unity!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 21, 2021, 06:42:30 AM
Binging Barney Miller.

Not great but solid.

I loved that show.  Theme song rocks too.   8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 21, 2021, 06:46:35 AM
coffee.....i must......coffee
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 21, 2021, 06:58:55 AM
coffee.....i must......coffee
Lucky ducky
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 21, 2021, 07:23:07 AM
Lucky ducky

Are you out of coffee?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 21, 2021, 09:15:13 AM
Are you out of coffee?

It's no caffeine week.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 21, 2021, 10:38:28 AM
It's no caffeine week.

Why?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 21, 2021, 10:58:00 AM
Why?
You already asked that in the other thread.  8)  @anniem
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 21, 2021, 11:05:44 AM
You already asked that in the other thread.  8)  @anniem

There are no rules against that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 21, 2021, 08:54:48 PM
There are no rules against that.
Because there are no rules.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 21, 2021, 09:19:04 PM
Because there are no rules.

There you go!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 22, 2021, 11:40:55 AM
 

               one day it won't be here
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 22, 2021, 01:32:29 PM
 

               one day it won't be here

It what?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 22, 2021, 06:12:29 PM
We need a new member called,  Bikes_o_At_o_Night


 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 22, 2021, 07:02:36 PM
Toyota Mirai... Well...

Toyota certified pre-owned under $10k and $15k in a fuel card...

I just couldn't handle the 12 cubic feet of cargo volume. I took a bunch of shopping bags...  No fucking room.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 22, 2021, 07:51:58 PM
Linda Lavin on Barney Miller was really enjoyable.  No wonder she was given the lead in Alice.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 22, 2021, 11:17:56 PM
George Harrison is vibing heavy tonight.  After a few disconnected references to him in my evening, I turn on the radio and C2C had some guy in the middle of making reference to GH and presidents. 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 23, 2021, 11:08:56 AM
Hi @Jayzelady!

How are you today, Jayzelady? I jumped off a cliff yesterday by accepting the flu shot AND the shingles vaccine (2). Now I feel as if I jumped off a cliff.   :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on January 23, 2021, 11:45:07 AM
Hi @Jayzelady!

How are you today, Jayzelady? I jumped off a cliff yesterday by accepting the flu shot AND the shingles vaccine (2). Now I feel as if I jumped off a cliff.   :P

Hiya, @anniem! Jumping off the cliff pretty soon too since it looks like hubby and I will be getting COVID vaccine. Don’t wanna but my asthma doc is adamant I need to get it. They are running a month behind over here for scheduling shots. Never had the Shingles one, got my flu in December.  Sucks to be old. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on January 23, 2021, 12:36:04 PM
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Post by: sean92008 on January 23, 2021, 01:36:07 PM
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Look! A gardening shirt!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on January 23, 2021, 05:11:12 PM
It's no caffeine week.

Moar like No Caffeine? WEAK!

Amirite? ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on January 23, 2021, 07:56:22 PM
coffee.....i must......coffee

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 24, 2021, 10:47:04 AM
NO COINCIDENCES!

This morning, I have decided to start throwing all sorts of shit away. This includes guitar bodies, electronics, mementos, collectible records, my records, pretty much everything that is mine. I go to the garage and I start the process, cutting things down to size so that they fit in the garbage can... Phone rings. Sister says my father has just been taken off by paramedics...

No sympathy or well-wishers please... It's not my desire, I'm also the type that doesn't point out when it's my birthday...    Not looking for sympathy or empathy, just pointing out there are no coincidences!

I have told him, since when I was first diagnosed, that he would outlive me. He's trying to prove me wrong!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 24, 2021, 10:58:53 AM
NO COINCIDENCES!

This morning, I have decided to start throwing all sorts of shit away. This includes guitar bodies, electronics, mementos, collectible records, my records, pretty much everything that is mine. I go to the garage and I start the process, cutting things down to size so that they fit in the garbage can... Phone rings. Sister says my father has just been taken off by paramedics...

No sympathy or well-wishers please... It's not my desire, I'm also the type that doesn't point out when it's my birthday...    Not looking for sympathy or empathy, just pointing out there are no coincidences!

I have told him, since when I was first diagnosed, that he would outlive me. He's trying to prove me wrong!

No sympathy or well wishing?  Ok.

Ah...Bach
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 24, 2021, 11:00:59 AM
@sean92008  Not sure whether or not you've published it but what were you diagnosed with?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 24, 2021, 11:08:42 AM
@sean92008  Not sure whether or not you've published it but what were you diagnosed with?

I've had a few things, most of which have been dealt with but are likely to come back. What is left is a long-term debilitating neurological condition. Having an HMO in charge of my care is like having Dr. Mengele as my primary care physician.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 24, 2021, 04:26:33 PM
Another "no coincidences" occurrence. I didn't realize it until after the fact, today would have been my parents 70-somethingth anniversary... After months of me clamoring for blood work to be done for certain issues with my father's body chemistry, they finally checked while he was in the emergency room today. In fact, what I have been asking to be checked was what ended up killing him.

Again, not trying to get any sympathy out of this. He lived a long and decent life in spite of what he did or didn't do. I am glad he doesn't have to suffer through any more crap from people around him or his circumstances.

He and my mother were the only reason I returned to this boiling pit of sewage otherwise known as California and I have very little personal motivation to stay here...  All on the day that I woke up wanting to just throw everything away and clear out the clutter of collections and memorabilia, music gear and mementos of a life that I can't live anymore. The timing is precipitous, no coincidences.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 25, 2021, 04:03:12 PM
Another "no coincidences" occurrence. I didn't realize it until after the fact, today would have been my parents 70-somethingth anniversary... After months of me clamoring for blood work to be done for certain issues with my father's body chemistry, they finally checked while he was in the emergency room today. In fact, what I have been asking to be checked was what ended up killing him.

Again, not trying to get any sympathy out of this. He lived a long and decent life in spite of what he did or didn't do. I am glad he doesn't have to suffer through any more crap from people around him or his circumstances.

He and my mother were the only reason I returned to this boiling pit of sewage otherwise known as California and I have very little personal motivation to stay here...  All on the day that I woke up wanting to just throw everything away and clear out the clutter of collections and memorabilia, music gear and mementos of a life that I can't live anymore. The timing is precipitous, no coincidences.

He passed away??
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 25, 2021, 04:04:46 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 25, 2021, 05:30:39 PM
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I LIKE IT!

@anniem  Hmm MAKES ME THINK'.. 3rd Christmas?  ;D   I could talk her into it.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 25, 2021, 06:30:15 PM
I LIKE IT!

@anniem  Hmm MAKES ME THINK'.. 3rd Christmas?  ;D   I could talk her into it.  :P

I like it too. And I do like Christmas!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2021, 06:34:23 PM
Moar like No Caffeine? WEAK!

Amirite? ;)
As usual, you are not.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 25, 2021, 06:34:36 PM
He passed away??

Yeah, he did. Although he didn't want to die in a hospital, he wasn't there long.

Now, the rabid dogs are chewing up the estate, I'm sure. Cleaning out the bank accounts and selling shit off so it isn't counted in the estate.  That is, what's left of it since the executor fell for the "Call Windows support" scam and gave access to his computer that had a password file with links and another file with bank balances... Don't get me started...



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 25, 2021, 06:39:34 PM
Yeah, he did. Although he didn't want to die in a hospital, he wasn't there long.

Now, the rabid dogs are chewing up the estate, I'm sure. Cleaning out the bank accounts and selling shit off so it isn't counted in the estate.  That is, what's left of it since the executor fell for the "Call Windows support" scam and gave access to his computer that had a password file with links and another file with bank balances... Don't get me started...

Oh none of it is desirable. Hope you are ok.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on January 25, 2021, 06:54:45 PM
As usual, you are not.

Whaaaaat? Coffee is nectar from the gods!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on January 25, 2021, 06:56:28 PM
Yeah, he did. Although he didn't want to die in a hospital, he wasn't there long.

Now, the rabid dogs are chewing up the estate, I'm sure. Cleaning out the bank accounts and selling shit off so it isn't counted in the estate.  That is, what's left of it since the executor fell for the "Call Windows support" scam and gave access to his computer that had a password file with links and another file with bank balances... Don't get me started...

Oh man, that stinks. :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 25, 2021, 06:57:04 PM
Whaaaaat? Coffee is nectar from the gods!

Yes
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 25, 2021, 08:36:54 PM
Oh none of it is desirable. Hope you are ok.

I am the same.  Although there's been a few times I wanted to call about the weather in the last day, I've lost a few things to extremely high winds, including rain gutters and a tree. 

As George Harrison once said, "...now I have to pick up the cosmic phone."

Thanks for the wish.

Oh man, that stinks. :(

I do not think highly of them. But they were OK when my kids were small.  Maybe because they knew I was hyper-alpha then. 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on January 26, 2021, 08:18:16 PM
@sean92008

Please don't read my comment-- ::)
I’m so sorry about your father’s death. Please accept my condolences.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on January 26, 2021, 08:23:17 PM
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I wish my backyard looked this one. @anniem  8)
So beautiful.
Best wishes in your new home.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 26, 2021, 10:17:29 PM
I wish my backyard looked this one. @anniem  8)
So beautiful.
Best wishes in your new home.

Thank you dear @FISH
It is much better here.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 26, 2021, 10:31:24 PM
I wish my backyard looked this one. @anniem  8)
So beautiful.
Best wishes in your new home.

We are in a blizzard now. I'll have to take more photos tomorrow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 27, 2021, 10:44:30 AM
@sean92008

Please don't read my comment-- ::)
I’m so sorry about your father’s death. Please accept my condolences.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 27, 2021, 10:45:24 AM
We are in a blizzard now. I'll have to take more photos tomorrow.

Do you have cisterns on your property? Seems like an opportune place to store the water as it melts off.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 27, 2021, 11:35:10 AM
Do you have cisterns on your property? Seems like an opportune place to store the water as it melts off.

No, we don't. Apparently all the run off will go in the lake, which was crazy low this year.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 27, 2021, 02:12:50 PM
No, we don't. Apparently all the run off will go in the lake, which was crazy low this year.

I heard that cisterns take the load off of well water used for the home.  Are you on wells or under a water district?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 27, 2021, 04:02:38 PM
I heard that cisterns take the load off of well water used for the home.  Are you on wells or under a water district?

Well I don't know enough to answer this question!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 28, 2021, 09:06:42 PM
Fuckin' addicted    never ends    driving me nuts      can't stop

random and stupid enuff for ya

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 28, 2021, 10:46:21 PM
Fuckin' addicted    never ends    driving me nuts      can't stop

random and stupid enuff for ya

Sure
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 29, 2021, 03:17:07 PM
Ginger and ham DO NOT GO WELL TOGETHER.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 29, 2021, 04:15:57 PM
Ginger and ham DO NOT GO WELL TOGETHER.

Ginger doesn't go with anything, unless it's Ginger from Gilligan's Island
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 29, 2021, 04:20:17 PM
Ginger doesn't go with anything, unless it's Ginger from Gilligan's Island
C'mon man @PB ginger beef, pork (not ham) there are many edible applications. It's like rosemary.. gotta be careful.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on January 29, 2021, 04:33:44 PM
I like ginger snaps...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 29, 2021, 04:53:49 PM
C'mon man @PB ginger beef, pork (not ham) there are many edible applications. It's like rosemary.. gotta be careful.

When I was a kid I didn't like ginger bread, didn't like ginger ale, didn't like ginger snap cookies, or ginger candies (still don't, and I pretty much like everything).  Being a kid, I never really put it together - if I thought about it at all I assumed 'ginger' was just a meaningless term in the name in those products.

It wasn't until I lived in a place that had Chinese food that I realized ginger was actually a spice (or whatever it is, a root), and there was a very noticeable lousy taste in every dish that contained ginger. 

Nothing has changed, you can have my share.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 29, 2021, 05:06:31 PM
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Post by: Ciardelo on January 29, 2021, 05:09:28 PM
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Beautiful!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 29, 2021, 05:25:17 PM
Beautiful!

People here say that the blizzard we had last happened 12 years ago. We got here just in time!!   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 29, 2021, 05:52:59 PM
C'mon man @PB ginger beef, pork (not ham) there are many edible applications. It's like rosemary.. gotta be careful.

The ham was a little too sweet.and salty for the ginger.  True, it's great with pork.  Haven't had that in ages, but now I wouldn't mind some pork chops.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 29, 2021, 05:54:03 PM
People here say that the blizzard we had last happened 12 years ago. We got here just in time!!   ;D ;D

I could live somewhere with that view. I wouldn't mind.  As long as there's the interwebs...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 29, 2021, 07:19:01 PM
The Roku channel had the first two years of Barney Miller. Great show. 

I've moved on to Newsradio.  I'm laughing out loud a lot more than I expected. Phil Hartman was gold... No, platinum.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 30, 2021, 06:33:01 PM
Humm, did myspace finally die?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 30, 2021, 08:04:39 PM
I would like four other dudes from here to join me in recreating this classic Orleans album cover.  The chicks here will dig it.  Or, they would be appalled.  That may be the most likely result.  Regardless, let's get this project started.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 30, 2021, 08:07:01 PM
I would like four other dudes from here to join me in recreating this classic Orleans album cover.  The chicks here will dig it.  Or, they would be appalled.  That may be the most likely result.  Regardless, let's get this project started.

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Oh, I get it! The French Quarter! Les garcons!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 30, 2021, 08:09:53 PM
Oh, I get it! The French Quarter! Les garcons!

LOL! @sean92008  So, you're up for the photo shoot then?  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on January 30, 2021, 08:11:25 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 30, 2021, 08:17:01 PM
LOL! @sean92008  So, you're up for the photo shoot then?  ;D

No, no, no, not up...  Rather flaccid.  I'd prefer a Roxy Music-styled photo shoot...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 30, 2021, 08:26:40 PM


Are they intrusive like rats, squirrels, etc.?  I don't know and I only ask because I assume that's on your property.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 30, 2021, 08:28:20 PM
No, no, no, not up...  Rather flaccid.  I'd prefer a Roxy Music-styled photo shoot...

Well, to each their own.  ;)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Mr Apnea on January 30, 2021, 09:31:29 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 30, 2021, 10:02:18 PM
Well, to each their own.  ;)

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That's just a photo! I mean album covers!!!
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(That's a cartoon rendition, NO REAL NIPPLES!)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 31, 2021, 02:05:07 PM
https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2021/01/31/texas-zoo-will-name-cockroach-ex-feed-it-animals-valentines-day/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 31, 2021, 05:32:02 PM
https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2021/01/31/texas-zoo-will-name-cockroach-ex-feed-it-animals-valentines-day/

Does it come with a framed certificate and a book in the copyright office?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 31, 2021, 07:09:21 PM
https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2021/01/31/texas-zoo-will-name-cockroach-ex-feed-it-animals-valentines-day/

Do people have exes they dislike?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 01, 2021, 09:01:23 AM
I completely fucked up and put this post in the music section for some stupid reason...

I had to get this off my chest yesterday:

A user will always be a user. They may change their approach to using, but that's just like a fresh coat of paint on an old, worn out beater of a car.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 01, 2021, 09:29:12 AM
https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2021/01/31/texas-zoo-will-name-cockroach-ex-feed-it-animals-valentines-day/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2021, 12:33:10 PM
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great pic @anniem !
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2021, 12:34:06 PM
The Roku channel had the first two years of Barney Miller. Great show. 

I've moved on to Newsradio.  I'm laughing out loud a lot more than I expected. Phil Hartman was gold... No, platinum.
News Radio was great fun.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2021, 12:36:31 PM
I would like four other dudes from here to join me in recreating this classic Orleans album cover.  The chicks here will dig it.  Or, they would be appalled.  That may be the most likely result.  Regardless, let's get this project started.

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It shouldn't have been done the first time so why not do it a second? Are you going digital or polaroid?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 01, 2021, 12:44:31 PM
It shouldn't have been done the first time so why not do it a second? Are you going digital or polaroid?

Polaroid. @PolkaDot  I also envision @KSM being the second guy from the left when I do the remake of this awesome album cover.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 01, 2021, 12:47:03 PM
Polaroid. @PolkaDot  I also envision @KSM being the second guy from the left when I do the remake of this awesome album cover.  :D

I am in if we do the bottom half.
PRICK SWINGING APLENTY!
@DaveScottSOR probably wants to be in front so there is a swinging prick behind him.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2021, 12:54:08 PM
Polaroid. @PolkaDot  I also envision @KSM being the second guy from the left when I do the remake of this awesome album cover.  :D
LOL!!! Awesome. Are you in the middle then @ShayP ?
Also, your appointment is confirmed for 3:00.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2021, 12:55:53 PM
I am in if we do the bottom half.
PRICK SWINGING APLENTY!
@DaveScottSOR probably wants to be in front so there is a swinging prick behind him.
Wow, it's turning into a regular basement party. You may need to switch to video.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2021, 12:58:28 PM

I remember once as a kid racing armadillos...you had to blow on them or make loud noises around them to get them to move. They just wanted to sleep. Poor fuckers, I didn't occur to me at the time but it was total armadillo abuse!  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2021, 12:59:26 PM
Well, to each their own.  ;)

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Jesus, I never thought I'd say this but the naked guys are better.  ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 01, 2021, 01:31:30 PM
Jesus, I never thought I'd say this but the naked guys are better.  ???

@PolkaDot   The guy on the left has a black eye and the guy on the far right looks like he was in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.  Plus the dude in the back with the blue eye-shadow doesn't know how to blend colors.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 01, 2021, 01:36:44 PM
LOL!!! Awesome. Are you in the middle then @ShayP ?
Also, your appointment is confirmed for 3:00.

I plan on being in the middle.  I want to be the meat in the friendship sandwich.   :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 01, 2021, 01:38:58 PM
I am in if we do the bottom half.
PRICK SWINGING APLENTY!
@DaveScottSOR probably wants to be in front so there is a swinging prick behind him.

No bottom half.  I don't need anyone seeing my downstairs mix-up.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 01, 2021, 01:55:21 PM
Poor Orleans!

That photo makes them look like they're the gay men's choir of the Castro District.

They sure could play though, singing was great. On the other hand Roxy Music had that 70s thing going against them (like Orleans) along with Brian Eno's receding hairline.

Now, too bad the Go-Go's weren't big fans of Orleans, wanting to emulate their album cover. 😲😲😲😁

Eh, nevermind.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2021, 03:23:09 PM
@PolkaDot   The guy on the left has a black eye and the guy on the far right looks like he was in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.  Plus the dude in the back with the blue eye-shadow doesn't know how to blend colors.
Thank you for noticing @ShayP !

In defense of whoever hit the poor sod with the black eye, when I see a guy trying to pull of leopard print I want to hit them too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2021, 03:24:07 PM
Poor Orleans!

That photo makes them look like they're the gay men's choir of the Castro District.

They sure could play though, singing was great. On the other hand Roxy Music had that 70s thing going against them (like Orleans) along with Brian Eno's receding hairline.

Now, too bad the Go-Go's weren't big fans of Orleans, wanting to emulate their album cover. 😲😲😲😁

Eh, nevermind.
Fucking @sean92008 , always willing to take it a step further....
 ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 01, 2021, 03:25:50 PM
No bottom half.  I don't need anyone seeing my downstairs mix-up.  :P

YOU HAVE FRONT BUTT AND BACK PRICK?
cc @DaveScottSOR
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 01, 2021, 03:37:35 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1356386130644578306
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2021, 03:40:16 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1356386130644578306
I think everyone can agree to be against wonky tits.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on February 01, 2021, 03:41:16 PM
I remember once as a kid racing armadillos...you had to blow on them or make loud noises around them to get them to move. They just wanted to sleep. Poor fuckers, I didn't occur to me at the time but it was total armadillo abuse!  :(

How much of a head start did you have to give them @PolkaDot?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 01, 2021, 03:43:19 PM
How much of a head start did you have to give them @PolkaDot?
Just a nose @Ciardelo
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on February 01, 2021, 03:45:47 PM
Just a nose @Ciardelo

That's how it always starts, isn't it @ShayP?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 02, 2021, 04:49:32 AM
That's how it always starts, isn't it @ShayP?

Sometimes that's all it takes! @Ciardelo   ;) ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 02, 2021, 04:55:30 AM
I remember once as a kid racing armadillos...you had to blow on them or make loud noises around them to get them to move. They just wanted to sleep. Poor fuckers, I didn't occur to me at the time but it was total armadillo abuse!  :(

I never have read, nor did I think I ever would, read such a statement as this.  Thank you. ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 02, 2021, 10:25:52 PM
Arguments and tiffs rarely happen over at SBF but I sense I'm about to be drawn into one.  8)  Bring it on, Ralph!  :)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 02, 2021, 10:59:12 PM
Arguments and tiffs rarely happen over at SBF but I sense I'm about to be drawn into one.  8)  Bring it on, Ralph!  :)

You guys and your yellow 5 inchers (why yellow)?  I'm not even going to comment on some of the rest of that, just a lot of TMI..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 03, 2021, 04:32:23 AM
Arguments and tiffs rarely happen over at SBF but I sense I'm about to be drawn into one.  8)  Bring it on, Ralph!  :)

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RALPH SEEMS MORE LIKE A SLAPPA THAN A PUNCHA!
Try that on Ralph and hit him right in his 5 incher.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 03, 2021, 10:11:12 AM
RALPH SEEMS MORE LIKE A SLAPPA THAN A PUNCHA!
Try that on Ralph and hit him right in his 5 incher.
LOL

You guys and your yellow 5 inchers (why yellow)?  I'm not even going to comment on some of the rest of that, just a lot of TMI..
;D I can't help it if your mind went to dark places. Nothing g'hey about it. Everybody says "bag" rather than speed bag as we all know what we're talking about.  Fuckin guy got x'planin' shit  ::)

https://www.forzasports.com/title-boxing-leather-speed-bag-xs-5-x-8/

The Title 5"- 8" is a classic workhorse that happens to be yellow with a perfect shape and size for what is called Bible Style Baggin' You can do a search on The Speed Bag Bible if you like. Like a basketball, speed bags come with a bladder already installed. These are stock bladders that sometimes are not as responsive as others you can buy and install. The classic yellow is one of the only BAGS that seem to be fine with the stock bladder when given some time as the bag is worked in and the leather softens ETC.

Here is the speed bag in question. The lighting is off so it appears to be more of a tanned color but it's YELLOW! @PB



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 03, 2021, 10:19:22 AM


That Art Bell looking motherfucker has fists of fury!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 03, 2021, 11:34:00 AM
LOL



Is that you on the yellow bladder thing? Mad skills @KSM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 03, 2021, 11:36:29 AM
Is that you on the yellow bladder thing? Mad skills @KSM

You no the answer to that.  Don't be silly. @TigerLily
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 03, 2021, 11:39:59 AM

Oh. You're more of a novice. A yellow bladder grasshopper
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 03, 2021, 11:42:16 AM
Oh. You're more of a novice. A yellow bladder grasshopper
..groooaaann      Hardly. What Alan is doing there is covering the basics for a crowd of novices.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 03, 2021, 11:45:02 AM
..groooaaann      Hardly. What Alan is doing there is covering the basics for a crowd of novices.

You're in the crowd? In the back?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 03, 2021, 11:47:25 AM
You're in the crowd? In the back?
No. I'm in your back. You ain't gonna crap right for a good nine days or so.


Seacrest - OUT!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 03, 2021, 11:53:08 AM
No. I'm in your back. You ain't gonna crap right for a good nine days or so.


Seacrest - OUT!

Funny. Didn't feel anything. Maybe you should keep playing with your yellow bladder
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 03, 2021, 09:48:04 PM
This is the power of music

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 03, 2021, 11:07:45 PM
This is the power of music



Well that was infectious.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 05, 2021, 04:16:50 PM
Although he should have been unforgivably blacklisted in Hollywood because he has shamelessly appeared in blackface, Ted Danson in the new show, Mr Mayor, really pulls off that stupid politician character well. He was enjoyable in The Good Place too.

It is either streaming now on Hulu or Roku Channel for free, I think. It is on NBC as well. I think it's only been five episodes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 05, 2021, 06:32:48 PM
Although he should have been unforgivably blacklisted in Hollywood because he has shamelessly appeared in blackface, Ted Danson in the new show, Mr Mayor, really pulls off that stupid politician character well. He was enjoyable in The Good Place too.

It is either streaming now on Hulu or Roku Channel for free, I think. It is on NBC as well. I think it's only been five episodes.
Unforgivably blacklisted?  Whoopi certainly didn't discourage him although she was in blackface too.  Nothing wrong with doing the blackface thing. Nothing - unless you subscribe to the whole white guilt ::) thing, and in which case I guess it's entirely your problem.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 05, 2021, 07:29:11 PM
Although he should have been unforgivably blacklisted in Hollywood because he has shamelessly appeared in blackface, Ted Danson in the new show, Mr Mayor, really pulls off that stupid politician character well. He was enjoyable in The Good Place too...

When I think of Ted, I think of Whoopee.  I don't ever really want to think of Whoopee, so... no.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 05, 2021, 07:46:36 PM
When I think of Ted, I think of Whoopee.  I don't ever really want to think of Whoopee, so... no.

What?  WHAT?? C'MON MAN! ARE YOU CANCELLING TED? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
NOW YOU SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET AND WATCH ALL OF THE CHEERS EPISODES RIGHT NOW, MR MAN!

How was THAT one? I got the cmon man in there.
@juan
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 05, 2021, 10:41:51 PM
What?  WHAT?? C'MON MAN! ARE YOU CANCELLING TED? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
NOW YOU SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET AND WATCH ALL OF THE CHEERS EPISODES RIGHT NOW, MR MAN!

How was THAT one? I got the cmon man in there.
@juan

Well, not cancelling him exactly, I never did like Cheers either.  I tried to though, I did - it just wasn't there.

I think I've seen most Frazier episodes though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 05, 2021, 10:42:37 PM
I go into the Dollar Store today to get a couple of things.  I pay cash, because it's only a couple bucks.  At the end of the transaction, I'm supposed to tap the keypad to say I don't want a receipt.

I tell the cashier ''I don't want to touch that thing'' (hello?).  She reaches over and does it for me, and tells me they aren't going to keep doing that for customers.  Well hold on, the reason they ask is to hopefully save themselves the cost of a few inches of paper.  I tell her I'm not going to touch it next time either, and she gets all huffy, lol.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 05, 2021, 10:47:25 PM
Well, not cancelling him exactly, I never did like Cheers either.  I tried to though, I did - it just wasn't there.

I think I've seen most Frazier episodes though.

Frazier was a great show.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 05, 2021, 10:52:44 PM
I go into the Dollar Store today to get a couple of things.  I pay cash, because it's only a couple bucks.  At the end of the transaction, I'm supposed to tap the keypad to say I don't want a receipt.

I tell the cashier ''I don't want to touch that thing'' (hello?).  She reaches over and does it for me, and tells me they aren't going to keep doing that for customers.  Well hold on, the reason they ask is to hopefully save themselves the cost of a few inches of paper.  I tell her I'm not going to touch it next time either, and she gets all huffy, lol.

Did you ever think about those signature pen pads?  I feel the same way about those.

What really bites my tit is when somebody is scanning my phone and they kind of reach for it. That pisses me off to no end. Wuhan flu or not.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 05, 2021, 11:00:26 PM
Did you ever think about those signature pen pads?...

I always think about them.  I'm usually using my debit card and have no choice.  Today I did.  Answering all the questions that come up, and having to keep staring at it to make sure I've finally made it to the last one.  Can they make one that a person can just tap or swipe and be done, or does everyone have to wipe their grimy ass-picking paws all over them each time?

Of course after diapers have been changed in the shopping carts, and sick people have yakked all over them, what the hell.  Maybe there is something to be said for taking the fat cars.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on February 06, 2021, 05:58:32 AM
I always think about them.  I'm usually using my debit card and have no choice.  Today I did.  Answering all the questions that come up, and having to keep staring at it to make sure I've finally made it to the last one.  Can they make one that a person can just tap or swipe and be done, or does everyone have to wipe their grimy ass-picking paws all over them each time?

Of course after diapers have been changed in the shopping carts, and sick people have yakked all over them, what the hell.  Maybe there is something to be said for taking the fat cars.

Maybe you'll get the cart after somebody like Falkie--who never washes his hands--uses it! :shudder:
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 06, 2021, 04:18:47 PM
Maybe you'll get the cart after somebody like Falkie--who never washes his hands or a few other bodily items-uses it! :shudder:

Fixed it for you. You’re welcome. 😉
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ciardelo on February 06, 2021, 05:58:20 PM
Fixed it for you. You’re welcome. 😉

Thanks! ew...  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 07, 2021, 10:43:52 AM
@Bobs Your Uncle

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on February 07, 2021, 11:55:26 AM
@Bobs Your Uncle

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Spectacular! I'm envious! What about bears?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 07, 2021, 12:00:01 PM
Spectacular! I'm envious! What about bears?

Have not seen any at all, we see jackrabbits and many deer. And a friendly grey kitteh when we walk the dog each day. We put bird feeders on the deck rail for hummingbirds and regular birds. At least once a day the regular one is filled with quail, about 11 of them and they climb all over each other. Fun!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 08, 2021, 09:48:16 AM
FYI 😉
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 08, 2021, 10:27:02 AM
While keeping both Clorox Disenfectant Wipes and  Cottonelle Personal Wipes on the toilet tank top for convenience, has anyone ever confused the two while in a state of blurry semi awakeness?  Don't think too hard about it.  If you have, it will be among the most readily recalled events of your life.  Jus' sayin'.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 08, 2021, 10:49:17 AM
FYI 😉
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LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 08, 2021, 10:49:54 AM
While keeping both Clorox Disenfectant Wipes and  Cottonelle Personal Wipes on the toilet tank top for convenience, has anyone ever confused the two while in a state of blurry semi awakeness?  Don't think too hard about it.  If you have, it will be among the most readily recalled events of your life.  Jus' sayin'.

Oh my oh my!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 08, 2021, 11:16:43 AM
While keeping both Clorox Disenfectant Wipes and  Cottonelle Personal Wipes on the toilet tank top for convenience, has anyone ever confused the two while in a state of blurry semi awakeness?  Don't think too hard about it.  If you have, it will be among the most readily recalled events of your life.  Jus' sayin'.
On a related note I was once applying an Icey-Hot cream to an aching shoulder when I realized I really had to pee.  Well.. without getting too graphic, in my haste I neglected to wash my hands before handling my stuff ( the head, the rims of the head, the shaft and all) suffered horrific ouchiness.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 08, 2021, 03:17:26 PM
There have been recent comments about topical creams & chemicals that create a burning sensation.

I am trying to get that out of my mind. It is extremely disturbing.

Cautionary tales!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on February 08, 2021, 04:12:46 PM
On a related note I was once applying an Icey-Hot cream to an aching shoulder when I realized I really had to pee.  Well.. without getting too graphic, in my haste I neglected to wash my hands before handling my stuff ( the head, the rims of the head, the shaft and all) suffered horrific ouchiness.
Its worse when you are cutting Habaneros, says my friend.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 09, 2021, 06:13:17 PM
So there is a farmers market here on Tuesday afternoons. Today I got an email that a local girl was going to be selling girl scout cookies for two good sounding projects they are trying to raise funds for. My husband likes some of those so I headed over there and as i were driving along I saw there was something in the road up ahead. As I got closer, I saw it was a big turkey walking in the road. I slowed down and as I got even with him, he began gobbling and attacking the front left tire and then got in front of the car and attacked the grill!! I got out of the car and as I tried to chase him away the loud gobbling made me start to laugh. I tried to direct him to the side of the road. He went to the passenger side of the car but then went back around the back of the car so I ended up chasing it around the car. After two laps I realized I wasn't making any progress at all. Then a lady came along in her car, same thing. It gobbled and attacked her tire then the grill of the car. I was still laughing but I managed to shoo him to the side so she could go. Then I saw TWO MORE TURKEYS COMING! I hopped back in the car and backed up, escaping to home ASAP. It was hilarious. I had no idea that turkeys were unsupportive of the girl scouts.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 09, 2021, 07:08:43 PM
So there is a farmers market here on Tuesday afternoons. Today I got an email that a local girl was going to be selling girl scout cookies for two good sounding projects they are trying to raise funds for. My husband likes some of those so I headed over there and as i were driving along I saw there was something in the road up ahead. As I got closer, I saw it was a big turkey walking in the road. I slowed down and as I got even with him, he began gobbling and attacking the front left tire and then got in front of the car and attacked the grill!! I got out of the car and as I tried to chase him away the loud gobbling made me start to laugh. I tried to direct him to the side of the road. He went to the passenger side of the car but then went back around the back of the car so I ended up chasing it around the car. After two laps I realized I wasn't making any progress at all. Then a lady came along in her car, same thing. It gobbled and attacked her tire then the grill of the car. I was still laughing but I managed to shoo him to the side so she could go. Then I saw TWO MORE TURKEYS COMING! I hopped back in the car and backed up, escaping to home ASAP. It was hilarious. I had no idea that turkeys were unsupportive of the girl scouts.

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I would pay you if you go back and get those tail feathers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 09, 2021, 07:12:18 PM
I would pay you if you go back and get those tail feathers.

How many of them?
(pssst I'd try it for free)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 09, 2021, 07:56:13 PM
How many of them?
(pssst I'd try it for free)

I want the whole tail fan. Those are gorgeous.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 09, 2021, 09:15:23 PM
JIVE!




Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 10, 2021, 09:55:12 AM
I received a gift.

I often express my craving for soft drinks and I have stopped drinking them except for the occasional slip up. After hearing Bob Guccione and his wife, along with a whole slew of other people on Coast to Coast, I decided that and high fructose corn syrup just makes a powerful cancer food...

The gift was three cases of a cola flavored thing called Celsius. Seven essential vitamins no preservatives or artificial colors, no corn syrup... What it does have is something called sucralose and a 12 oz can has 200 mg of caffeine.

I can handle the flavor, it's like a weak Coca-Cola, but I cannot handle the caffeine. For some reason, the caffeine and all the other healthy calorie burning ingredients just make me zoom.

Seriously, having it at 10:30 in the morning is risky for my night's sleep 😁.

Are there any other cola drinks that aren't extra packed with caffeine but taste good out there?

I have not tried any of the Mormon-friendly Coca-Cola products.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 10, 2021, 10:18:16 AM
I want the whole tail fan. Those are gorgeous.
I'll take the rest of the bird.  3rd Christmas!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 10, 2021, 03:35:18 PM
FYI 😉
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LOL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 10, 2021, 03:37:06 PM
So there is a farmers market here on Tuesday afternoons. Today I got an email that a local girl was going to be selling girl scout cookies for two good sounding projects they are trying to raise funds for. My husband likes some of those so I headed over there and as i were driving along I saw there was something in the road up ahead. As I got closer, I saw it was a big turkey walking in the road. I slowed down and as I got even with him, he began gobbling and attacking the front left tire and then got in front of the car and attacked the grill!! I got out of the car and as I tried to chase him away the loud gobbling made me start to laugh. I tried to direct him to the side of the road. He went to the passenger side of the car but then went back around the back of the car so I ended up chasing it around the car. After two laps I realized I wasn't making any progress at all. Then a lady came along in her car, same thing. It gobbled and attacked her tire then the grill of the car. I was still laughing but I managed to shoo him to the side so she could go. Then I saw TWO MORE TURKEYS COMING! I hopped back in the car and backed up, escaping to home ASAP. It was hilarious. I had no idea that turkeys were unsupportive of the girl scouts.

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Ahhh! He's a pretty boy!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 10, 2021, 03:39:51 PM
I received a gift.

I often express my craving for soft drinks and I have stopped drinking them except for the occasional slip up. After hearing Bob Guccione and his wife, along with a whole slew of other people on Coast to Coast, I decided that and high fructose corn syrup just makes a powerful cancer food...

The gift was three cases of a cola flavored thing called Celsius. Seven essential vitamins no preservatives or artificial colors, no corn syrup... What it does have is something called sucralose and a 12 oz can has 200 mg of caffeine.

I can handle the flavor, it's like a weak Coca-Cola, but I cannot handle the caffeine. For some reason, the caffeine and all the other healthy calorie burning ingredients just make me zoom.

Seriously, having it at 10:30 in the morning is risky for my night's sleep 😁.

Are there any other cola drinks that aren't extra packed with caffeine but taste good out there?

I have not tried any of the Mormon-friendly Coca-Cola products.

Have you tried the Zevias @sean92008 ? I've had several of the flavors and they were all good.
https://www.zevia.com/products/soda (https://www.zevia.com/products/soda)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2021, 03:39:59 PM
LOL

Naturally they needed a young model to sell that shirt otherwise there would be more turkey neck than in the @anniem turkey picture.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 10, 2021, 03:40:40 PM
Naturally they needed a young model to sell that shirt otherwise there would be more turkey neck than in the @anniem turkey picture.
And the fact that she was wearing a bra kinda killed it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2021, 03:42:03 PM
And the fact that she was wearing a bra kinda killed it.

And her hands didn't look like they were reaching out from the grave.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 10, 2021, 04:03:25 PM
And her hands didn't look like they were reaching out from the grave.

Lana Clarkson should have worn that to Phil Spector's house.

Too soon?

Have you tried the Zevias @sean92008 ? I've had several of the flavors and they were all good.
https://www.zevia.com/products/soda (https://www.zevia.com/products/soda)

Never heard of them but I'll search them out.

Thanks!

PS. They're all over the place!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 11, 2021, 09:53:25 AM
@Jayzelady  I'm ready to celebrate!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 11, 2021, 10:28:24 AM
@Jayzelady  I'm ready to celebrate!

Spooky, gonna be a bummer Mardi Gras this year with all parades cancelled and now New Orleans decided to close the bars. GRRRRRRR....damn COVID. 😡
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 11, 2021, 10:32:01 AM
Spooky, gonna be a bummer Mardi Gras this year with all parades cancelled and now New Orleans decided to close the bars. GRRRRRRR....damn COVID. 😡

Did I see correctly there's at least one area in New Orleans where people are decorating their houses with various themes instead of floats this year?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 11, 2021, 04:01:48 PM
Did I see correctly there's at least one area in New Orleans where people are decorating their houses with various themes instead of floats this year?

Yep, doing it here in Baton Rouge too! South Louisiana folks take their Mardi Gras Madness wherever they can find it. HEH, HEH
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on February 11, 2021, 08:07:20 PM
FYI 😉
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Amen, Sister!  ;D  +1 :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on February 11, 2021, 08:08:27 PM
Man Pranks People With Realistic Face Mask

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 13, 2021, 09:31:21 AM
Some poor kid working a minimum wage job and driving a company vehicle with tires like this... I offered to call the office but he said he's already said something about it and he's afraid the boss will get pissed. So be it.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 13, 2021, 09:48:40 AM
Some poor kid working a minimum wage job and driving a company vehicle with tires like this... I offered to call the office but he said he's already said something about it and he's afraid the boss will get pissed. So be it.

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Nice of you to try to help.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 13, 2021, 10:08:40 AM
Some poor kid working a minimum wage job and driving a company vehicle with tires like this... I offered to call the office but he said he's already said something about it and he's afraid the boss will get pissed. So be it.

He could ask a cop to issue him a fix it ticket
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 13, 2021, 01:17:58 PM
He could ask a cop to issue him a fix it ticket
I didn't think of that... I did think of telling him that, if he were in an accident, that it would be on his driving record. I think your angle would have been better to approach.

This is a big national company, I was amazed at the condition of the overall vehicle. I did also think that they might have given him that car because he's a bad driver or deserves the worst car in the fleet. It did cross my mind.

Ultimately, I explained what I would have done in calling the office and he still rejected it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 14, 2021, 02:58:21 PM
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Post by: Jayzelady on February 14, 2021, 03:04:22 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 19, 2021, 10:36:35 PM
Sad... Maybe not as sad as over Rush Limbaugh's passing, but still...

Damon Heller's "Smoke and Scan" is no longer streaming.

Here's a couple of greatest hits and an interview...


https://wabcradio.com/episode/juliet-surprises-curtis-with-damon-heller-6-22-2020/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 20, 2021, 07:51:07 AM
Sad... Maybe not as sad as over Rush Limbaugh's passing, but still...
Damon Heller's "Smoke and Scan" is no longer streaming.

Did he pass away?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on February 20, 2021, 09:00:48 AM
My home and car is surrounded by snow and ice. I have a good friend who is younger and heathier than me that lives close by. He offers to help me with food shopping, moving furniture, cleaning off the snow etc.
We tolerate each other. I am a "white" conservative and he is a "white" progressive. We share some common interest, believe it or not. However, he is so full of hate. I don't get it. His party has the WH, the senate and the house. He hates being "white."

Coca-Cola is training employees to "try to be less white."


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 20, 2021, 09:16:17 AM
My home and car is surrounded by snow and ice. I have a good friend who is younger and heathier than me that lives close by. He offers to help me with food shopping, moving furniture, cleaning off the snow etc.
We tolerate each other. I am a "white" conservative and he is a "white" progressive. We share some common interest, believe it or not. However, he is so full of hate. I don't get it. His party has the WH, the senate and the house. He hates being "white."

It'd be good if he could realize that happy is a way better way to go.

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Coca-Cola is training employees to "try to be less white."
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Glad I don't drink soda.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 20, 2021, 10:12:31 AM
My home and car is surrounded by snow and ice. I have a good friend who is younger and heathier than me that lives close by. He offers to help me with food shopping, moving furniture, cleaning off the snow etc.
We tolerate each other. I am a "white" conservative and he is a "white" progressive. We share some common interest, believe it or not. However, he is so full of hate. I don't get it. His party has the WH, the senate and the house. He hates being "white."

Coca-Cola is training employees to "try to be less white."


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Glad I don't drink soda.
Nor do I.

How do you train someone to be less Master Race?  ;D  I'm gittin' my white on today. Extra white!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 20, 2021, 10:29:49 AM
Wife filled up the other day and while doing so someone knocked on her passenger side window alerting her that GAS was pouring out from under her truck.  I was already out jeeping around having a nice time when she called asking ne to come get her. FUCK!  When I arrived I saw what was happening and the ever loudening sirens told me that the fire trucks were on there way. They were.

Long story short some bottom feeding scum had drilled a hole in her gas tank for, you guessed it, the gas. Hole was a 1" drill bit about halfway up the tank so if she hadn't filled up she wouldn't have caught it. Yet.  It's rare but apparently these kinds of things happen when you're parked in a crowded parking lot and only to Ford F150's as they are higher off the ground thus making for easier access to its undercarriage.  Now I'm all paranoid about my company truck (F150)

I was unaware that gas tanks have been plastic on all makes of vehicles for years now. Much quieter than drilling through a metal tank.

come to think of it, jeeps are high up as well :o   fuck sakes ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 20, 2021, 10:40:00 AM
Nor do I.

Water. I drink water.

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How do you train someone to be less Master Race?  ;D  I'm gittin' my white on today. Extra white!

HA!
Really, they're all thinking too much about it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 20, 2021, 03:19:51 PM
... Long story short some bottom feeding scum had drilled a hole in her gas tank for, you guessed it, the gas...

Just doing the jobs Canadians don't want to do
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 20, 2021, 03:31:05 PM
Wife filled up the other day and while doing so someone knocked on her passenger side window alerting her that GAS was pouring out from under her truck.  I was already out jeeping around having a nice time when she called asking ne to come get her. FUCK!  When I arrived I saw what was happening and the ever loudening sirens told me that the fire trucks were on there way. They were.

Long story short some bottom feeding scum had drilled a hole in her gas tank for, you guessed it, the gas. Hole was a 1" drill bit about halfway up the tank so if she hadn't filled up she wouldn't have caught it. Yet.  It's rare but apparently these kinds of things happen when you're parked in a crowded parking lot and only to Ford F150's as they are higher off the ground thus making for easier access to its undercarriage.  Now I'm all paranoid about my company truck (F150)

I was unaware that gas tanks have been plastic on all makes of vehicles for years now. Much quieter than drilling through a metal tank.

come to think of it, jeeps are high up as well :o   fuck sakes ::)

That is crazy!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 20, 2021, 05:38:38 PM
Just doing the jobs Canadians don't want to do
Oh that one is on your side of the line, bud.  And that president you elected. ;)

That is crazy!!!
But it's only now that we can laugh about it.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 20, 2021, 06:29:20 PM
Oh that one is on your side of the line, bud.  And that president you elected. ;)

Silly! The president we elected hasn't taken office yet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 20, 2021, 07:13:31 PM
Silly! The president we elected hasn't taken office yet.
YIKES!!! :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 20, 2021, 08:58:40 PM
Silly! The president we elected hasn't taken office yet.
And he's already running amok! Just wait till the good stuff starts.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 20, 2021, 10:32:14 PM
@KSM, was there not a check engine light? I was just thinking that if there was a hole in the tank that the vacuum in the fuel system would have been askew and triggered the check engine light. Just like if you don't put the gas cap on right.

Good luck with a quick and good repair.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on February 21, 2021, 04:38:37 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2021, 06:13:04 PM
@KSM, was there not a check engine light? I was just thinking that if there was a hole in the tank that the vacuum in the fuel system would have been askew and triggered the check engine light. Just like if you don't put the gas cap on right.

Good luck with a quick and good repair.
@sean92008

Good question. Answer is no, the display was not showing anything of the sort. The 2017's have had a many recalls. The latest being faulty displays ::)  It's almost comical. Almost.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 21, 2021, 08:39:34 PM
@sean92008

Good question. Answer is no, the display was not showing anything of the sort. The 2017's have had a many recalls. The latest being faulty displays ::)  It's almost comical. Almost.

Well...  I won't be making any "should have bought a Toyota" comments... Haha. ☹️

I recommend comprehensive coverage that would cover vandalism or theft. I highly encourage people to check on getting their deductible lowered. Personally, I have a $50 deductible. It maybe costs an extra 60-something cents a month compared to a $250 deductable.

That's like $6,000 Canadian dollars, right? 🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 21, 2021, 09:45:53 PM
I recommend stealing gas from nieghbors.  Here in California theft of under $1000 is no longer a crime, most DAs don't prosecute ANY crimes, and if someone does happen to go to jail the governor will find an excuse to let them out.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2021, 10:04:10 PM
Well...  I won't be making any "should have bought a Toyota" comments... Haha. ☹️

I recommend comprehensive coverage that would cover vandalism or theft. I highly encourage people to check on getting their deductible lowered. Personally, I have a $50 deductible. It maybe costs an extra 60-something cents a month compared to a $250 deductable.

That's like $6,000 Canadian dollars, right? 🙄
The 2017's are lemons through and through.  The dealership is prepared to buy it back so we await their offer.

Deductible was $300.  Or, if it makes you morons feel good about yourselves - the deductible was $14,281.22    ;)


I recommend stealing gas from nieghbors.  Here in California theft of under $1000 is no longer a crime, most DAs don't prosecute ANY crimes, and if someone does happen to go to jail the governor will find an excuse to let them out.
Well, being that you're not the type to joke about this sort of thing I have no choice to believe you and say, that is absolutely insane.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 21, 2021, 11:44:35 PM
@KSM check out the lower deductable rates, you might be surprised... Hopefully.

The 2017's are lemons through and through.  The dealership is prepared to buy it back so we await their offer.

Deductible was $300.  Or, if it makes you morons feel good about yourselves - the deductible was $14,281.22    ;)
Man, that cost about the same as a case of toilet paper did last summer... 🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 22, 2021, 08:11:45 AM
If people who engage in sports involving  a ball are called "ballers" why wouldn't hockey players be called "puckers?"  Jus sayin'.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 22, 2021, 08:50:03 AM
If people who engage in sports involving  a ball are called "ballers" why wouldn't hockey players be called "puckers?"  Jus sayin'.

Same reason golf is not called hole ball.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 22, 2021, 09:44:02 AM
Same reason golf is not called hole ball.

Good point.  Someone you innocently call a "holer" might not understand the context in which you use the term and strike you with a 3 iron or do even worse with it.  Similarly, a kid playing hockey might be called a little pucker and what might his mom be called?  Forget I mentioned it. 





Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 22, 2021, 09:47:21 AM
Good point.  Someone you innocently call a "holer" might not understand the context in which you use the word and strike you with a 3 iron or do even worse with it.  Similarly, a kid playing hockey might be called a little pucker and what might his mom be called.  Forget I mentioned it.
So an adult would be a Big Pucker.

'Look at that big pucker go!'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 22, 2021, 09:48:19 AM
So an adult would be a Big Pucker.

'Look at that big pucker go!'

Exactly, and if one mispronounced "big" even slightly it could take on a whole new meaning. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 22, 2021, 02:51:50 PM
Well...  I won't be making any "should have bought a Toyota" comments... Haha. ☹️

Wow...for once I agree with @sean92008 . I better get my temperature checked, I might have the Covid.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2021, 08:16:17 PM
Wow...for once I agree with @sean92008 . I better get my temperature checked, I might have the Covid.

...Oh...  I could sooooo go there...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 22, 2021, 08:53:09 PM
Bellgab has been put to rest.

Actually it's been "moved" to a facebook group >.<
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 22, 2021, 09:18:20 PM
Bellgab has been put to rest.

Actually it's been "moved" to a facebook group >.<

Ten years goes by so fast these days
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 22, 2021, 09:33:08 PM
Ten years goes by so fast these days
Or 14 years even.  April of 07.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 23, 2021, 12:40:56 AM
I guess that he didn't get the bump in website visitors he expected after his interview of Art was put into the rotation on U7Radio.org.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 23, 2021, 05:43:40 AM
I guess that he didn't get the bump in website visitors he expected after his interview of Art was put into the rotation on U7Radio.org.

Word is going around that his wife passed away.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 23, 2021, 07:18:29 AM
Word is going around that his wife passed away.

If that is true, his public handling of it is odd.  "Somebody" is not a wife or child. If he didn't want to itemize his loss, it's more of a say nothing or say everything situation.

Again, odd how it's been handled.

Hope it was a pain and fear-free passing, whoever it was.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 23, 2021, 07:38:05 AM
Word is going around that his wife passed away.

He often said he was married to a terrorist.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 23, 2021, 08:37:48 AM
Word is going around that his wife passed away.

OMG. I sure hope that is not the case.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 23, 2021, 09:09:03 AM
He often said he was married to a terrorist.

Self-effacing?

I married the spawn of adolph hitler...

Not self-effacing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 23, 2021, 09:21:26 AM
Word is going around that his wife passed away.

Sad!
Title: Re: TIGER WOODS BRAIN KILLED HARD IN HORRIBLE ACCIDENT
Post by: Norm on February 23, 2021, 12:20:33 PM
Waiting for live coverage from ACE reporter George SENDA....

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Title: Re: TIGER WOODS BRAIN KILLED HARD IN HORRIBLE ACCIDENT
Post by: sean92008 on February 23, 2021, 12:31:53 PM
Waiting for live coverage from ACE reporter George SENDA....

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Hahahahaha...  When I logged in, that's what I was thinking of saying!

Of course, Senda, being a sportsball expert, would have a lot to say.

I think Tiger may have a little drinking problem.
Title: Re: TIGER WOODS BRAIN KILLED HARD IN HORRIBLE ACCIDENT
Post by: Norm on February 23, 2021, 12:42:57 PM
Hahahahaha...  When I logged in, that's what I was thinking of saying!

Of course, Senda, being a sportsball expert, would have a lot to say.

I think Tiger may have a little drinking problem.

ABC7's chopper pilot a short while ago started retracting his comment that Tiger was 'speeding' .....heh heh heh...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 23, 2021, 01:54:15 PM
... something else. He obviously can afford a very expensive car, why did he get so badly hurt in it aren't they supposed to be better engineered and more protective?
Title: Re: TIGER'S LEGS REPLACED WITH SOLID GOLD GOLF CLUBS!
Post by: Norm on February 23, 2021, 03:46:05 PM
... something else. He obviously can afford a very expensive car, why did he get so badly hurt in it aren't they supposed to be better engineered and more protective?

So in today's uneasy political climate one can assume that Mr Woods was likely a target and since the vehicle he was driving was not his personal vehicle his suspect ex-wife is expected to give a formal statement to authorities down at the station house.

I'm also hearing from my inside contacts at the hospital that both of Mr Woods badly injured legs have been surgically removed and replaced with a matching set of BERES 07 5-STAR GOLD PLATED clubs, a favorite of Tiger Woods.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 23, 2021, 04:11:50 PM
Somewhat good news. It wasn’t MVs wife that died but a close friend of his.
Title: Re: TIGER WOODS BRAIN KILLED HARD IN HORRIBLE ACCIDENT
Post by: PB on February 23, 2021, 04:12:50 PM
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I've never seen the ''jaws of life'' at an accident scene.  I wonder where they're kept.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 23, 2021, 04:13:32 PM
Somewhat good news. It wasn’t MVs wife that died but a close friend of his.

The mortician?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on February 23, 2021, 04:18:37 PM
That deep voiced guy who participated in the drunkcasts?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 23, 2021, 04:19:15 PM
Somewhat good news. It wasn’t MVs wife that died but a close friend of his.

Yes. Somewhat good is the proper phrase. Would be awful for the Mother of young children to die. I know he had mentioned that she was self quarantining at one point due to Covid. Still terrible for whomever did pass. 
Title: Re: Jaws of life & Jaws the shark
Post by: KSM on February 24, 2021, 09:46:29 AM


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Does Jaws of death the shark receive any kick back or royalties from the Jaws of life?
Title: Re: Jaws of life & Jaws the shark
Post by: anniem on February 24, 2021, 10:13:37 AM
Does Jaws of death the shark receive any kick back or royalties from the Jaws of life?

Yes, the income is redistributed.
Title: Re: Jaws of life & Jaws the shark
Post by: KSM on February 24, 2021, 10:36:20 AM
Yes, the income is redistributed.
Biden.
Title: Re: Jaws of life & Jaws the shark
Post by: anniem on February 24, 2021, 12:43:45 PM
Biden.

Feh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 25, 2021, 09:03:53 AM
When I was out earlier today I saw a Dodge Hemi pickup truck with a pink paint job.  Okay, that's just wrong.  Surely we're in the end-times.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 25, 2021, 09:38:19 AM
When I was out earlier today I saw a Dodge Hemi pickup truck with a pink paint job.  Okay, that's just wrong.  Surely we're in the end-times.

M3 Panther Pink/Moulin Rouge are traditional Mopar color options:

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Wouldn't be my first pick but I just might take it on a Challenger over some of those 70's tans and browns:
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Pickup though....   :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on February 25, 2021, 10:34:58 AM
Where are the brand new, shiny red, super stock Dodges?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 25, 2021, 11:10:02 AM
When I was out earlier today I saw a Dodge Hemi pickup truck with a pink paint job.  Okay, that's just wrong.  Surely we're in the end-times.

Camo would be better, no? Then one can go as fast as one wants anywhere anytime!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 25, 2021, 12:08:02 PM
Mr Potato Head canceled.

''As part of the rebranding, Hasbro will release a new Potato Head playset that will let kids create their own type of families, including two moms or two dads.''

https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8 (https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on February 25, 2021, 12:50:01 PM
Mr. potato head has been a liberal Kidnostad since they took the spikes off the pieces, spikes needed to push them into an actual potato.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2021, 01:21:52 PM
I wonder how many children were diagnosed with autism or other conditions after seeing them play with one of those...

Seriously...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 25, 2021, 01:30:37 PM
Mr Potato Head canceled.

''As part of the rebranding, Hasbro will release a new Potato Head playset that will let kids create their own type of families, including two moms or two dads.''

https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8 (https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8)

“It’s a potato,” said Ali Mierzejewski, editor in chief at toy review site The Toy Insider. “But kids like to see themselves in the toys they are playing with.”

I never had a Mr. Potato Head when I was a kid, but I always saw myself as a potato.  I had the Eagle 1 spaceship from Space 1999 and now I am Martin Landau.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 25, 2021, 02:20:33 PM
A friend of ours traded in his old Mustang for a new 2020 model last fall.  Before we actually saw it his wife described its color as something I interpreted as being sort of a day-glo green whereas his old one was a tame maroonish color.  The gent is 7-8 years my senior and still owns and flies a two-seat open-cockpit acrobatic biplane which I think is a little nuts for a guy his age and I'm thinking, uh oh, the journey down the road to the "home" continues.  But, after seeing it, I kinda liked the color.  I still think he's crazy as hell but he hasn't lost his taste. 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 25, 2021, 02:21:34 PM
If your day is spent worrying about the sex of a toy potato then you may want to spend more time on pornhub.com
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 25, 2021, 02:36:06 PM
Mr Potato Head canceled.

''As part of the rebranding, Hasbro will release a new Potato Head playset that will let kids create their own type of families, including two moms or two dads.''

https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8 (https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8)

Are they anatomically correct?   I can't say that I've ever seen a potato's junk.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 25, 2021, 03:01:07 PM
If your day is spent worrying about the sex of a toy potato then you may want to spend more time on pornhub.com

Seriously?  LOL!  I'm not worried about it at all.  It seems the corporations and powers that be are though.  Maybe you could address your post to them?  It's all fucking stupid.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 25, 2021, 03:03:31 PM
Mr Potato Head canceled.

''As part of the rebranding, Hasbro will release a new Potato Head playset that will let kids create their own type of families, including two moms or two dads.''

https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8 (https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8)
Oh man this is the LAST THING Idaho needs!! They're gonna be PISSED!!  >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 25, 2021, 03:25:47 PM
If your day is spent worrying about the sex of a toy potato then you may want to spend more time on pornhub.com

Looks like some fake rage fodder to me.

HOW DARE THEY MESS WITH MR. POTATO HEAD! BLASPHAMY, I SAY!! IS NOTHING SACRED???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 25, 2021, 03:34:38 PM
Seriously?  LOL!  I'm not worried about it at all.  It seems the corporations and powers that be are though.  Maybe you could address your post to them?  It's all fucking stupid.

I didn't address my post to anyone.
If I did I would be breaking the random rule of this thread and just using random willy-nilly as some do these days.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 25, 2021, 03:49:48 PM
I didn't address my post to anyone.
If I did I would be breaking the random rule of this thread and just using random willy-nilly as some do these days.

But you have the power man.  Just email Hasbro and tell them that shit ain't cool.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 25, 2021, 04:05:40 PM
But you have the power man.  Just email Hasbro and tell them that shit ain't cool.  ;)

I was blocked on all platforms by them when I demanded they make a Potato Prick that was beer can thick.
@KSM @DaveScottSOR
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on February 25, 2021, 04:44:19 PM
I was blocked on all platforms by them when I demanded they make a Potato Prick that was beer can thick.
@KSM @DaveScottSOR
Regular beer can or Fosters oilcan thick?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 25, 2021, 04:48:41 PM
Regular beer can or Fosters oilcan thick?

Regular is all the potato prick anyone needs.
And you can't always get what you want.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 25, 2021, 05:51:38 PM
If your day is spent worrying about the sex of a toy potato then you may want to spend more time on pornhub.com

That's what makes this story so insane.  Who are these people?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 25, 2021, 06:03:25 PM
I was blocked on all platforms by them when I demanded they make a Potato Prick that was beer can thick.
@KSM @DaveScottSOR

That's not cost effective.  It'd be like buying two toys when you only want one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 25, 2021, 07:04:01 PM
That's not cost effective.  It'd be like buying two toys when you only want one.
@Bart Ell has a fascination with west coast penis.  He tried to buy one of my molds off of etsy but was filtered out by my distributor, Lynn!  Evil Lynn.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 25, 2021, 07:19:46 PM
@Bart Ell has a fascination with west coast penis.  He tried to buy one of my molds off of etsy but was filtered out by my distributor, Lynn!  Evil Lynn.

Evil Lynn fucked me over!
I was really looking forward to adding that mold to my BOTCHED CIRCUMCISIONS collection.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 25, 2021, 07:44:16 PM
Evil Lynn fucked me over!
I was really looking forward to adding that mold to my BOTCHED CIRCUMCISIONS collection.
Hehehe

Ever see the plaster caster chicks collection?  It's pretty funny.  I think they were from Chicago..    Made fr a good song too.

"if you want to see my love, just ask her"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 26, 2021, 08:28:48 AM
Just got done scrubbing down the interior of our pool after the water in it had been uncirculated for 2+ weeks while I redid some plumbing and installed a new pump.  Our pool is relatively small so after being disappointed with the performances of two pool services I had tried I decided to to take on cleaning and maintenance of the pool myself.  This inspired my wife to start calling me "Alejandro the pool boy" whenever I do the work.  As I sit here recovering from the exertion of the scrub down I'm thinking Alejandro doesn't get paid enough.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 26, 2021, 11:25:26 AM
Just got done scrubbing down the interior of our pool after the water in it had been uncirculated for 2+ weeks while I redid some plumbing and installed a new pump.  Our pool is relatively small so after being disappointed with the performances of two pool services I had tried I decided to to take on cleaning and maintenance of the pool myself.  This inspired my wife to start calling me "Alejandro the pool boy" whenever I do the work.  As I sit here recovering from the exertion of the scrub down I'm thinking Alejandro doesn't get paid enough.

Humm...  Sounds like there might be a little fantasy role playing coming up. 😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 26, 2021, 01:26:47 PM
I saw a plastic surgeon this afternoon to whom I was referred for removal of a suspicious growth on the side of my face.  I asked him if he could give me a dueling scar while he was at it.  Yeah, I know--he didn't think it was funny either.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 26, 2021, 02:02:31 PM
Just got done scrubbing down the interior of our pool after the water in it had been uncirculated for 2+ weeks while I redid some plumbing and installed a new pump.  Our pool is relatively small so after being disappointed with the performances of two pool services I had tried I decided to to take on cleaning and maintenance of the pool myself.  This inspired my wife to start calling me "Alejandro the pool boy" whenever I do the work.  As I sit here recovering from the exertion of the scrub down I'm thinking Alejandro doesn't get paid enough.
Cut Alejandro a little slack. After he lost command of the strike zone, it was all down hill for him.

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1311862316636479489
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 26, 2021, 03:00:51 PM
Humm...  Sounds like there might be a little fantasy role playing coming up. 😁😁😁😁

Well, there is that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 26, 2021, 03:49:50 PM
Cut Alejandro a little slack. After he lost command of the strike zone, it was all down hill for him.





WILD THANG

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 26, 2021, 05:16:27 PM
I saw a plastic surgeon this afternoon to whom I was referred for removal of a suspicious growth on the side of my face.  I asked him if he could give me a dueling scar while he was at it.  Yeah, I know--he didn't think it was funny either.

Yes, it is funny.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 26, 2021, 06:35:08 PM
Yes, it is funny.
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Who loves ya, Annie?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 27, 2021, 06:24:04 PM
I spent last week skiing at Park City, Utah. Until Thursday sometime around 1:30. As I was cruising down a really nice run something happened. Wish I knew what. I was skiing alone at the time.  Pretty sure someone ran into me. My only memory is someone in a pale blue ski outfit helping me stand up. I don’t remember any conversation. Next thing I know I was down at the halfway point where I was supposed to meet the two ladies I was skiing with for lunch. When they saw me my helmet and gloves were on the ground and I was searching for my phone. Which I never did find. About 20 minutes of lost time. I sat down for a few hours while I tried to remember what happened and took inventory of what hurt. Since I obviously had a concussion and my ribs and back really hurt, I waited as long as I could before I skied to the bottom.

At the bottom I went to lost and found to see if someone turned in my iPhone. No luck, but they did convince me to let them call an ambulance. Spent the next 5-6 hours in an ER. CT scans showed 3 compression fractures to Thorasic vertebrae but no broken ribs and no brain bleeds. They fitted me for a rather expensive looking back brace and sent me on my way. I flew back home yesterday in the back brace which was strategically placed to aggravate all the places my ribs hurt.

I had set my phone to airplane mode right before I skied down so I can’t locate it using “Find my phone”. I hope someone finds it so I can see what happened. I was filming when I crashed. I am sure someone crashed into me from behind. I don’t fall down skiing on my own accord. And I certainly don’t get a concussion wearing a helmet.

I normally go into full blackout mode when I hit my head. That has happened several times. What is strange about this time is that I do have a glimpse of the memory of the gent in the pale blue outfit helping me get up. No memory of the crash or the rest of the run down. And the rest of that run wasn’t just an easy cruiser. Several tricky spots and several chances to take a wrong turn. I’m surprised I wound up in the exact spot where I was supposed to meet my friends. 

Today I got a new phone. Lost all my contacts and everything I had on it since April 2019. I think I might have a backup on my laptop but my laptop is up at my woods. I’m going up there Monday with hopes that I at least backed up my photos. Especially the ones from Thailand.

My back is stiff but my spine doesn’t hurt. My ribs hurt, but only when I breathe.

I hope I recover quickly. I am driving up to Colorado Friday for 3 weeks of skiing. I will not let this retire me for the season after missing most of last year due to COVID quarantines.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 27, 2021, 06:31:44 PM
I spent last week skiing at Park City, Utah. Until Thursday sometime around 1:30. As I was cruising down a really nice run something happened. Wish I knew what. I was skiing alone at the time.  Pretty sure someone ran into me. My only memory is someone in a pale blue ski outfit helping me stand up. I don’t remember any conversation. Next thing I know I was down at the halfway point where I was supposed to meet the two ladies I was skiing with for lunch. When they saw me my helmet and gloves were on the ground and I was searching for my phone. Which I never did find. About 20 minutes of lost time. I sat down for a few hours while I tried to remember what happened and took inventory of what hurt. Since I obviously had a concussion and my ribs and back really hurt, I waited as long as I could before I skied to the bottom.

At the bottom I went to lost and found to see if someone turned in my iPhone. No luck, but they did convince me to let them call an ambulance. Spent the next 5-6 hours in an ER. CT scans showed 3 compression fractures to Thorasic vertebrae but no broken ribs as no brain bleeds. They fitted me for a rather expensive looking back brace and sent me on my way. I flew back home yesterday in the back brace which was strategically placed to aggravate all the places my ribs hurt.

I had set my phone to airplane mode right before I skied down so I can’t locate it using “Find my phone”. I hope someone finds it so I can see what happened. I was filming when I crashed. I am sure someone crashed into me from behind. I don’t fall down skiing on my own accord. And I certainly don’t get a concussion wearing a helmet.

I normally go into full blackout mode when I hit my head. That has happened several times. What is strange about this time is that I do have a glimpse of the memory of the gent in the pale blue outfit helping me get up. No memory of the crash or the rest of the run down. And the rest of that run wasn’t just an easy cruiser. Several tricky spots and several chances to take a wrong turn. I’m surprised I wound up in the exact spot where I was supposed to meet my friends. 

Today I got a new phone. Lost all my contacts and everything I had on it since April 2019. I think I might have a backup on my laptop but my laptop is up at my woods. I’m going up there Monday with hopes that I at least backed up my photos. Especially the ones from Thailand.

My back is stiff but my spine doesn’t hurt. My ribs hurt, but only when I breathe.

I hope I recover quickly. I am driving up to Colorado Friday for 3 weeks of skiing. I will not let this retire me for the season after missing most of last year due to COVID quarantines.

You fought the bear...and the bear won! Seriously. Glad that it seems like you are doing ok and hope you don't have any long term effects from it. Having your bell rung is probably the last thing you need.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 27, 2021, 06:33:28 PM
You fought the bear...and the bear won! Seriously. Glad that it seems like you are doing ok and hope you don't have any long term effects from it. Having your bell rung is probably the last thing you need.



From my count, this is concussion  number 37.  At least.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on February 27, 2021, 06:48:05 PM
I spent last week skiing at Park City, Utah. Until Thursday sometime around 1:30. As I was cruising down a really nice run something happened. Wish I knew what. I was skiing alone at the time.  Pretty sure someone ran into me. My only memory is someone in a pale blue ski outfit helping me stand up. I don’t remember any conversation. Next thing I know I was down at the halfway point where I was supposed to meet the two ladies I was skiing with for lunch. When they saw me my helmet and gloves were on the ground and I was searching for my phone. Which I never did find. About 20 minutes of lost time. I sat down for a few hours while I tried to remember what happened and took inventory of what hurt. Since I obviously had a concussion and my ribs and back really hurt, I waited as long as I could before I skied to the bottom.

At the bottom I went to lost and found to see if someone turned in my iPhone. No luck, but they did convince me to let them call an ambulance. Spent the next 5-6 hours in an ER. CT scans showed 3 compression fractures to Thorasic vertebrae but no broken ribs and no brain bleeds. They fitted me for a rather expensive looking back brace and sent me on my way. I flew back home yesterday in the back brace which was strategically placed to aggravate all the places my ribs hurt.

I had set my phone to airplane mode right before I skied down so I can’t locate it using “Find my phone”. I hope someone finds it so I can see what happened. I was filming when I crashed. I am sure someone crashed into me from behind. I don’t fall down skiing on my own accord. And I certainly don’t get a concussion wearing a helmet.

I normally go into full blackout mode when I hit my head. That has happened several times. What is strange about this time is that I do have a glimpse of the memory of the gent in the pale blue outfit helping me get up. No memory of the crash or the rest of the run down. And the rest of that run wasn’t just an easy cruiser. Several tricky spots and several chances to take a wrong turn. I’m surprised I wound up in the exact spot where I was supposed to meet my friends. 

Today I got a new phone. Lost all my contacts and everything I had on it since April 2019. I think I might have a backup on my laptop but my laptop is up at my woods. I’m going up there Monday with hopes that I at least backed up my photos. Especially the ones from Thailand.

My back is stiff but my spine doesn’t hurt. My ribs hurt, but only when I breathe.

I hope I recover quickly. I am driving up to Colorado Friday for 3 weeks of skiing. I will not let this retire me for the season after missing most of last year due to COVID quarantines.

HOLY COW @GravitySucks !
I think you love snow and speed to much. Try not to breathe too much.  ::)
I will pray for a quick recovery for you...carry on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 27, 2021, 06:56:37 PM
You are bound to be on video. At least in most parts of the country, there are cameras all over the place. They do that not only for security, they do it to see if an avalanche is starting, etc...

They also use the video to make sure everybody's off the slopes when they're doing maintenance or creating an intentional avalanche.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 27, 2021, 07:14:15 PM
HOLY COW @GravitySucks !
I think you love snow and speed to much. Try not to breathe too much.  ::)
I will pray for a quick recovery for you...carry on.

Thank you @FISH

I am 65 years old. I struggled for a few years, but have tried to stay active. This year I have gotten in really good condition and lost some weight. This is the lightest I have been during ski season probably since my junior year in high school. That’s probably why I was able to ski away.

I plan on skiing throughout my twilight years.  Except for this incident, skiing has become effortless for me. Something clicked last December while I was at Vail. That trip I skied 6 days in a row.  Without once getting winded or tired.  Wish I had discovered the secret of effortless skiing years ago. And I would share the secret if I knew for sure what it was. I think it has to do with relaxing my muscles and aligning my bones to do the work, instead of using my muscles the whole way down. It’s seems easier for me to ski than to walk. Now carrying my luggage, ski boots and skis through the airport is a different story.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on February 27, 2021, 07:21:35 PM
Thank you @FISH

I am 65 years old. I struggled for a few years, but have tried to stay active. This year I have gotten in really good condition and lost some weight. This is the lightest I have been during ski season probably since my junior year in high school. That’s probably why I was able to ski away.

I plan on skiing throughout my twilight years.  Except for this incident, skiing has become effortless for me. Something clicked last December while I was at Vail. That trip I skied 6 days in a row.  Without once getting winded or tired.  Wish I had discovered the secret of effortless skiing years ago. And I would share the secret if I knew for sure what it was. I think it has to do with relaxing my muscles and aligning my bones to do the work, instead of using my muscles the whole way down. It’s seems easier for me to ski than to walk. Now carrying my luggage, ski boots and skis through the airport is a different story.

Skiing throughout your twilight years will keep you--young at heart.
@sean92008 good thinking--You are bound to be on video.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 27, 2021, 07:23:50 PM
Skiing throughout your twilight years will keep you--young at heart.
@sean92008 good thinking--You are bound to be on video.
But will the video show anything?  Could have been one of those stealth bears.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 27, 2021, 08:19:25 PM
But will the video show anything?  Could have been one of those stealth bears.

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... unidentified flying grizzlies?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 27, 2021, 08:50:01 PM
... I am sure someone crashed into me from behind...

Dang!  There are always plenty of clods on the slopes.  Hope you recover quickly (sounds like you are)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 27, 2021, 08:57:33 PM
Dang!  There are always plenty of clods on the slopes.  Hope you recover quickly (sounds like you are)
...punk-assed snowboarders take after their skateboarding counterparts.  Destroy other people's shit, be selfish, etc...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 27, 2021, 09:16:34 PM
From my count, this is concussion  number 37.  At least.

Wow, concussed 37 times. Thinking back over my life I can only boast of 2 for certains and 3 maybes.  You da man! 

Best wishes for a quick recovery. 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 27, 2021, 09:31:54 PM
I spent last week skiing at Park City, Utah. Until Thursday sometime around 1:30. As I was cruising down a really nice run something happened. Wish I knew what. I was skiing alone at the time.  Pretty sure someone ran into me. My only memory is someone in a pale blue ski outfit helping me stand up. I don’t remember any conversation. Next thing I know I was down at the halfway point where I was supposed to meet the two ladies I was skiing with for lunch. When they saw me my helmet and gloves were on the ground and I was searching for my phone. Which I never did find. About 20 minutes of lost time. I sat down for a few hours while I tried to remember what happened and took inventory of what hurt. Since I obviously had a concussion and my ribs and back really hurt, I waited as long as I could before I skied to the bottom.

At the bottom I went to lost and found to see if someone turned in my iPhone. No luck, but they did convince me to let them call an ambulance. Spent the next 5-6 hours in an ER. CT scans showed 3 compression fractures to Thorasic vertebrae but no broken ribs and no brain bleeds. They fitted me for a rather expensive looking back brace and sent me on my way. I flew back home yesterday in the back brace which was strategically placed to aggravate all the places my ribs hurt.

I had set my phone to airplane mode right before I skied down so I can’t locate it using “Find my phone”. I hope someone finds it so I can see what happened. I was filming when I crashed. I am sure someone crashed into me from behind. I don’t fall down skiing on my own accord. And I certainly don’t get a concussion wearing a helmet.

I normally go into full blackout mode when I hit my head. That has happened several times. What is strange about this time is that I do have a glimpse of the memory of the gent in the pale blue outfit helping me get up. No memory of the crash or the rest of the run down. And the rest of that run wasn’t just an easy cruiser. Several tricky spots and several chances to take a wrong turn. I’m surprised I wound up in the exact spot where I was supposed to meet my friends. 

Today I got a new phone. Lost all my contacts and everything I had on it since April 2019. I think I might have a backup on my laptop but my laptop is up at my woods. I’m going up there Monday with hopes that I at least backed up my photos. Especially the ones from Thailand.

My back is stiff but my spine doesn’t hurt. My ribs hurt, but only when I breathe.

I hope I recover quickly. I am driving up to Colorado Friday for 3 weeks of skiing. I will not let this retire me for the season after missing most of last year due to COVID quarantines.

OH MY!
I thought you went there to relax, not get knocked about!
Take care of yourself, Mr. Man. Make sure you heal up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 27, 2021, 10:59:39 PM
Wow, concussed 37 times. Thinking back over my life I can only boast of 2 for certains and 3 maybes.  You da man! 

Best wishes for a quick recovery.

I bet there's a note in a medical file somewhere stating "CTE." I know my file has it. (I peeked.)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 28, 2021, 04:07:29 AM
@GravitySucks  Wishing you a speedy recovery sir.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 28, 2021, 04:23:39 AM
The ghost of the Sonny Bono tree strikes again!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 28, 2021, 07:20:48 AM
I bet there's a note in a medical file somewhere stating "CTE." I know my file has it. (I peeked.)

Yes. But I refuse to let them run the definitive tests to confirm it. Yet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 28, 2021, 08:23:37 AM
Yes. But I refuse to let them run the definitive tests to confirm it. Yet.

You know, science will probably figure out how to diagnose it on this side of life...

I think my doctor was playing the liability game. They're so awful, any excuse is a good one...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 28, 2021, 09:40:45 AM
 Have any of the thousands of "sponsored" articles that pop up on line that begin with "Try not to gasp when you see..." actually ever made anyone gasp.  I think a government sponsored study should be commissioned to look into this with a view towards prosecuting the authors for using egregious hyperboli to incite gasping.  Jus' sayin'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 28, 2021, 09:49:12 AM
The ghost of the Sonny Bono tree strikes again!


Now that's funny...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 28, 2021, 11:11:57 AM
Have any of the thousands of "sponsored" articles that pop up on line that begin with "Try not to gasp when you see..." actually ever made anyone gasp.  I think a government sponsored study should be commissioned to look into this with a view towards prosecuting the authors for using egregious hyperboli to incite gasping.  Jus' sayin'

I gasped when I read this post.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 28, 2021, 11:19:44 AM
I gasped when I read this post.

See what I mean?   






Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 28, 2021, 11:52:27 AM
I gasped when I read this post.

No you didn't.
Wait, that's the other thread.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 28, 2021, 12:00:09 PM
I gasped when I read this post.

Amateur!  I shat my pants and leaked a little too.

Sheesh!

🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 28, 2021, 06:40:48 PM
Evil Lynn fucked me over!
I've heard it's her specialty.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 28, 2021, 06:41:51 PM
Just got done scrubbing down the interior of our pool after the water in it had been uncirculated for 2+ weeks while I redid some plumbing and installed a new pump.  Our pool is relatively small so after being disappointed with the performances of two pool services I had tried I decided to to take on cleaning and maintenance of the pool myself.  This inspired my wife to start calling me "Alejandro the pool boy" whenever I do the work.  As I sit here recovering from the exertion of the scrub down I'm thinking Alejandro doesn't get paid enough.
Alejandro's work is never done. It's the curse of the pool boy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 28, 2021, 06:42:45 PM
Yes, it is funny.
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Yes! @Annie for the +1!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on February 28, 2021, 09:34:18 PM
Alejandro's work is never done. It's the curse of the pool boy.

And you don't know the half of it.  Why I could tell you stories that would make you gasp wonder.  Like the time I accidentally huffed vapors coming out of a bottle of muriatic acid I just opened and for two hours thereafter could neither see nor hear and could only speak in an arcane sub-dialect of Cantonese.  Jus' sayin.'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 02, 2021, 10:14:59 AM
I totally lost my shit last night.

As a matter of ritual I take our dog Buddy on his long walk of the day after dinner every night around 7:00 P.M.  As Buddy is a 10 lb Maltese Terrier, a plastic sandwich bag more than suffices as a poop bag.  When Buddy does the doo I pick it up with the bag, knot the top and clasp it between the fingers of my leash hand where it dangles until we get home.  Last night we arrived home with nothing dangling which makes it likely that some homeowner along our route found a neatly packaged pile of dog doo on the border of his property.  I can't help but wonder how I would react to something like that.  Would I be grateful that a Great Dane wasn't involved?  Nah, probably not.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 02, 2021, 01:03:48 PM
I totally lost my shit last night.

As a matter of ritual I take our dog Buddy on his long walk of the day after dinner every night around 7:00 P.M.  As Buddy is a 10 lb Maltese Terrier, a plastic sandwich bag more than suffices as a poop bag.  When Buddy does the doo I pick it up with the bag, knot the top and clasp it between the fingers of my leash hand where it dangles until we get home.  Last night we arrived home with nothing dangling which makes it likely that some homeowner along our route found a neatly packaged pile of dog doo on the border of his property.  I can't help but wonder how I would react to something like that.  Would I be grateful that a Great Dane wasn't involved?  Nah, probably not.

People around here react quite strongly to those who do not pick up what their dogs put down. Some feel that since there are deer deposits, coyote deposits, rabbit deposits, cat deposits etc. they don't need to pick up. Others feel that knocking the deposit off the road with a stick is enough, but it can end up in someone's yard. We collect our dog's deposits and throw them away at home. I don't want to see such debris all over so we won't contribute to it. Plus, you can buy funny bags to give you a giggle.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 02, 2021, 04:07:12 PM
People around here react quite strongly to those who do not pick up what their dogs put down. Some feel that since there are deer deposits, coyote deposits, rabbit deposits, cat deposits etc. they don't need to pick up...

One thing about dog shit vs wild animal is that dog food is full of preservatives.  It doesn't dry up and blow away after a few days, it just sits there for weeks unless it rains or another dog (or coyote) eats it.

Hope that helps   :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 02, 2021, 07:03:53 PM
One thing about dog shit vs wild animal is that dog food is full of preservatives.  It doesn't dry up and blow away after a few days, it just sits there for weeks unless it rains or another dog (or coyote) eats it.

Hope that helps   :D

 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 03, 2021, 07:56:34 AM
One thing about dog shit vs wild animal is that dog food is full of preservatives.  It doesn't dry up and blow away after a few days, it just sits there for weeks unless it rains or another dog (or coyote) eats it.

Hope that helps   :D

Wow, PB.  Your range of knowledge continues to amaze.  Who knew that about dog scat?  My hat is off.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 03, 2021, 11:26:17 AM
One of my cats is an active TV watcher. He frequently will sit and watch for extended periods of time, when I say extended I mean 3-4 minutes. For him, that is an eternity. He suffers from cat ADHD.

Binge watching X-Files on Hulu has its detractors. Commercials for one and not being able to skip through the opening title sequence...

My cat freaked out. Not over the music, he just happened to look up at the TV screen as he was circling my lap and got very alert. He jumped off my lap and took a defensive observance pose looking at the screen. He even creeped up a couple of feet and got under a table while still keeping an eye on the screen.

I thought about video recording him but every time I do that for other things, he gets distracted.

Now, I've said it a million times here, I believe my cats are reincarnated from previous pets. The incredible non-coincidence coincidences are numerous.  This one really seems like it might be a human reaction.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 04, 2021, 12:01:05 AM
One of my cats is an active TV watcher. He frequently will sit and watch for extended periods of time, when I say extended I mean 3-4 minutes. For him, that is an eternity. He suffers from cat ADHD.

Binge watching X-Files on Hulu has its detractors. Commercials for one and not being able to skip through the opening title sequence...

My cat freaked out. Not over the music, he just happened to look up at the TV screen as he was circling my lap and got very alert. He jumped off my lap and took a defensive observance pose looking at the screen. He even creeped up a couple of feet and got under a table while still keeping an eye on the screen.

I thought about video recording him but every time I do that for other things, he gets distracted.

Now, I've said it a million times here, I believe my cats are reincarnated from previous pets. The incredible non-coincidence coincidences are numerous.  This one really seems like it might be a human reaction.

I like that. 

We had a cat that would pee IN THE TOILET! from the seat. It sounded like someone peeing with the door open and then.. you look.. and "Kitty" would walk out.  I am far from a cat-guy but Kitty was a good one.

The rescues really do return the favor in their own way.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 04, 2021, 12:37:41 AM
I like that. 

We had a cat that would pee IN THE TOILET! from the seat. It sounded like someone peeing with the door open and then.. you look.. and "Kitty" would walk out.  I am far from a cat-guy but Kitty was a good one.

The rescues really do return the favor in their own way.

For years, I openly wished that my cats could use the toilet. I saw a video from something like the 1980s or maybe the '90s where a cat could even flush the toilet with a wire extension from the handle. One of my big problems as I was winding down playing gigs was finding a cat sitter. Keeping a clean litter box was not always an easy task when sometimes people could only stop by once every two days.

BTW... He reacted the same way, again, to The X-Files opening. I will have a camera ready next time. He looks like the cat in my avatar, so he's a "gray." 😁. (Actually a Russian Blue.)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 04, 2021, 11:47:28 AM
Ever block out a whole period of your life?
I did.
Until an hour ago I had totally forgotten about the period where I was convinced to take a production deal that was supposed to lead to recording album in English and French.
I took $6,000 to do the demos in Burbank with the idea I would return to Canada to record the album and do a promo tour.
I do not remember much except for the fact they wanted me to record a version of Breakfast At Tiffany's with lyrics in French and the chorus in English.
I remember going to a French teacher in North Hollywood to help me with pronunciation.
Thankfully the original version of the song became a huge hit in Canada and the option on my deal eventually expired without having to follow through with this career choice.

What happened an hour ago?
I was going through a box of old compact discs, throwing them in CD player to identify what was on these unmarked blasts from the past and then I heard it.
I called Bairyn down to have a listen.
The look of horror on her face when she heard it is burned into my memory forever.
I never want to see that look again.

Here is the original that helped save me from me.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 04, 2021, 12:41:06 PM
Ever block out a whole period of your life?
I did.
Until an hour ago I had totally forgotten about the period where I was convinced to take a production deal that was supposed to lead to recording album in English and French.
I took $6,000 to do the demos in Burbank with the idea I would return to Canada to record the album and do a promo tour.
I do not remember much except for the fact they wanted me to record a version of Breakfast At Tiffany's with lyrics in French and the chorus in English.
I remember going to a French teacher in North Hollywood to help me with pronunciation.
Thankfully the original version of the song became a huge hit in Canada and the option on my deal eventually expired without having to follow through with this career choice.

What happened an hour ago?
I was going through a box of old compact discs, throwing them in CD player to identify what was on these unmarked blasts from the past and then I heard it.
I called Bairyn down to have a listen.
The look of horror on her face when she heard it is burned into my memory forever.
I never want to see that look again.

Here is the original that helped save me from me.



Well. I always hated that song. I might have liked your version better, peut-être. But I know I am très content with my personal chanson. Unless you want to bless me with another one

Don't you hate people who mix two different languages? Déclassé. Even worse now I do it with three. Quel dommage. Qué pena
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 04, 2021, 12:48:19 PM
Well. I always hated that song. I might have liked your version better, peut-être. But I know I am très content with my personal chanson. Unless you want to bless me with another one

Don't you hate people who mix two different languages? Déclassé. Even worse now I do it with three. Quel dommage. Qué pena

Ever see a kid who didn't want to be at church?
That's what it sounds like.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 04, 2021, 01:01:07 PM
Well. I always hated that song. I might have liked your version better, peut-être. But I know I am très content with my personal chanson. Unless you want to bless me with another one

Don't you hate people who mix two different languages? Déclassé. Even worse now I do it with three. Quel dommage. Qué pena
Oh, god... Guilty!

Worse was trying to order food in Japan and speaking Spanish... ¡Aye carumba!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 04, 2021, 01:40:29 PM
Well. I always hated that song.

Ditto.  I abhor that song.  And I hate seeing their faces as well.  They should've called the band Deep Blue Nothing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 04, 2021, 01:48:55 PM
Ditto.  I abhor that song.  And I hate seeing their faces as well.  They should've called the band Deep Blue Nothing.

They are no Neil Diamond!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 04, 2021, 01:52:12 PM
They are no Neil Diamond!

You are my Neil Diamond.  That ain't no surprise.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 04, 2021, 04:42:43 PM
The first year of X-Files was an incredible collection of episodes...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 05, 2021, 09:49:11 PM
My daughter’s car got broken into parked outside of a restaurant this evening in Austin. Busted out rear window. Blood all over the outside of the car. Luckily they didn’t find her pistol but they stole her friend’s  backpack and MacBook with all of her nursing school work. She called the cops. They said it would be at least 24 hours before they could get someone out there. All the people that have moved there from California have absolutely destroyed that city. I have been calling it Sacramento-on-the-Colorado (river) for years.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 05, 2021, 09:57:10 PM
The first year of X-Files was an incredible collection of episodes...

That’s all I was ever to make it through when I finally tried to watch the series 3 years ago. Lost interest pretty quick. I’ve given up watching any tv shows or movies.  Nothing holds my interest anymore. I might go back and watch Second Hand Lions again but nothing else calls out to me. I should probably watch the final season of the 100 since I made it through the first six seasons. Not sure that I will though. Same holds true for the final season of Blindspot. I got interested it at first but then they lost me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 05, 2021, 10:16:02 PM
My daughter’s car got broken into parked outside of a restaurant this evening in Austin. Busted out rear window. Blood all over the outside of the car. Luckily they didn’t find her pistol but they stole her friend’s  backpack and MacBook with all of her nursing school work. She called the cops. They said it would be at least 24 hours before they could get someone out there. All the people that have moved there from California have absolutely destroyed that city. I have been calling it Sacramento-on-the-Colorado (river) for years.

Sorry to hear this! Are you checking ebay for the macbook?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 05, 2021, 10:36:47 PM
Sorry to hear this! Are you checking ebay for the macbook?

I’ll give her the tip.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 05, 2021, 10:51:19 PM
Sorry to hear this! Are you checking ebay for the macbook?

Ahh... Don't just check Craigslist, check the apps OfferUp, letgo and whatever that thing is that eBay sponsors (something like 5 mile)or something of the sort. I believe you can also report stuff to Apple...

OfferUp is the thieves' choice because it's much less conspicuous than Craigslist.

If people were smart, they would make a point of telling these people coming in from crappy states that it's the politicians that create the environment and that they need to vote differently. The Marxist cancer has spread
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 05, 2021, 11:33:53 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 06, 2021, 08:18:14 PM
Sesame Street doing commercials for Doordash. I remember when PBS went after Bob Vila for doing commercials for Craftsman.

Does the government still fund Sesame Street even since they left PBS exclusively.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on March 06, 2021, 10:46:07 PM
My daughter’s car got broken into parked outside of a restaurant this evening in Austin. Busted out rear window. Blood all over the outside of the car. Luckily they didn’t find her pistol but they stole her friend’s  backpack and MacBook with all of her nursing school work. She called the cops. They said it would be at least 24 hours before they could get someone out there. All the people that have moved there from California have absolutely destroyed that city. I have been calling it Sacramento-on-the-Colorado (river) for years.
How awful.  I wonder if there were any exterior cameras.  And blood?  Ew.  Although maybe police can get DNA just in case the blood was not from the window but from some other violence at the same time.  How awful for her friend.  Seems so brazen to do it during business hours.  Sorry this happened.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on March 06, 2021, 11:30:11 PM
All the people that have moved there from California have absolutely destroyed that city. I have been calling it Sacramento-on-the-Colorado (river) for years.
A once beautiful town now terrorized by the nonsensical turdlike cali-migrants.

@TigerLily 's people
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 07, 2021, 09:52:58 AM
A once beautiful town now terrorized by the nonsensical turdlike cali-migrants.

@TigerLily 's people

Yeah. Because Texas has been such a garden spot recently. And only your greedy die-hard red-neck Texans like Abbott could screw it up this badly
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 07, 2021, 01:57:13 PM
Yeah. Because Texas has been such a garden spot recently. And only your greedy die-hard red-neck Texans like Abbott could screw it up this badly

Interesting considering you live in what was once the best state, that has been made almost completely unlivable by the the ruling party.

No one is fleeing Texas for California, but there is plenty of traffic going the other way.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 07, 2021, 02:25:53 PM
Interesting considering you live in what was once the best state, that has been made almost completely unlivable by the the ruling party.

No one is fleeing Texas for California, but there is plenty of traffic going the other way.

On top of the blue state migration to soon-to-be former red states, there's the serious video and court-discussed evidence of voter and registration fraud in Texas.

This generation of brownshirts wear blue.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 07, 2021, 03:53:04 PM
On top of the blue state migration to soon-to-be former red states, there's the serious video and court-discussed evidence of voter and registration fraud in Texas.

This generation of brownshirts wear blue.

Maybe the migration will allow Ca to become decent again!  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 07, 2021, 03:55:35 PM
Maybe the migration will allow Ca to become decent again!  ;)

Nope.  When more people vote in a district than there are people eligible to register to vote, nothing will change.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 07, 2021, 04:16:49 PM
Nope.  When more people vote in a district than there are people eligible to register to vote, nothing will change.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 07, 2021, 06:02:34 PM
Who's going to watch the whine fest tonight - Opra interviewing ''the Sussexes''?

As a veteran of Noory's show, and Art Bell's charlatans, my stomach doesn't turn easily and I love a trainwreck of complete lack of self awareness.  That doesn't mean I can't get sick, though.

Why oh why couldn't Michael Obama be part of this?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 07, 2021, 06:35:22 PM
Why oh why couldn't Michael Obama be part of this?

Family had a big discussion about that one today.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 08, 2021, 07:51:07 AM
Why is it that after an individual has been waiting by himself for a seat at a restaurant in plain sight of all for more than ten minutes he is almost always asked "How many?" when a seat becomes available?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 08, 2021, 09:56:35 AM
Who's going to watch the whine fest tonight - Opra interviewing ''the Sussexes''?

As a veteran of Noory's show, and Art Bell's charlatans, my stomach doesn't turn easily and I love a trainwreck of complete lack of self awareness.  That doesn't mean I can't get sick, though.

Why oh why couldn't Michael Obama be part of this?

Even if they knew what was coming, the royal family has to be in shock and total disarray today after seeing that.  Then comes damage control and the counterattack.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 08, 2021, 09:57:22 AM
Why is it that after an individual has been waiting by himself for a seat at a restaurant in plain sight of all for more than ten minutes he is almost always asked "How many?" when a seat becomes available?

Just 10 minutes?  She could have been in the bathroom far longer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JayGab on March 08, 2021, 10:03:37 AM
I quote myself all the time.
Fucker quotes himself quite often.  Just can't get enough of you, huh?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 08, 2021, 01:24:12 PM
Why is it that after an individual has been waiting by himself for a seat at a restaurant in plain sight of all for more than ten minutes he is almost always asked "How many?" when a seat becomes available?

Too good looking to be alone???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 08, 2021, 02:30:49 PM
Fucker quotes himself quite often.  Just can't get enough of you, huh?

Maybe three or four times ever?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 08, 2021, 02:55:44 PM
Too good looking to be alone???

Nah.  You must be thinking about Alejandro.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 08, 2021, 03:21:43 PM
Even if they knew what was coming, the royal family has to be in shock and total disarray today after seeing that.  Then comes damage control and the counterattack.

Just heard that 99 YO Prince Philip is sad and distressed.  That ain't good for a man his age.  Hope he makes it to his 100th in June.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 08, 2021, 03:54:49 PM
Nah.  You must be thinking about Alejandro.

What?!?!?  Is he doing the hostess too???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 08, 2021, 05:06:34 PM
My daughter’s car got broken into parked outside of a restaurant this evening in Austin. Busted out rear window. Blood all over the outside of the car. Luckily they didn’t find her pistol but they stole her friend’s  backpack and MacBook with all of her nursing school work. She called the cops. They said it would be at least 24 hours before they could get someone out there. All the people that have moved there from California have absolutely destroyed that city. I have been calling it Sacramento-on-the-Colorado (river) for years.

I missed this.  Terrible--all of it!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 08, 2021, 05:08:42 PM
What?!?!?  Is he doing the hostess too???

Alejandro gets around.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 08, 2021, 05:22:47 PM
Alejandro gets around.

Hope he condoms up...  Hostesses rarely get good medical benefits.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 08, 2021, 08:42:07 PM
I get the craziest ads on this site.  Shoes.  Lots of women's clothes.  Has someone's dog been using their computer?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on March 08, 2021, 11:00:50 PM
I get the craziest ads on this site.  Shoes.  Lots of women's clothes.  Has someone's dog been using their computer?

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This is one ad I think I’ll pass clicking on.
🤭
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 08, 2021, 11:54:47 PM
Two things...

Whoever has been projecting the closing theme to The Dick Van Dyke Show into my head, please stop. It's something like four days of hell playing over and over in my head.

Another thing, a few hours ago I was thinking about Marty Milner, he kind of lived around here and I was in contact with his family a couple of years before he died to see if I could get him to autograph some stuff for my kids who had gotten into Adam-12 during a bingefest.

Damnit, I streamed a little bit of a movie called Tunnelvision and whose face pops up??? No coincidences.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on March 09, 2021, 04:05:51 AM
I didn’t realize those tunes were being beamed into my head.  I knew they weren’t my fault.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 09, 2021, 09:14:02 AM
I didn’t realize those tunes were being beamed into my head.  I knew they weren’t my fault.

I find that wearing an aluminum foil fedora helps with that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 09, 2021, 09:46:47 AM
I find that wearing an aluminum foil fedora helps with that.

https://www.zapatopi.net/afdb/ (https://www.zapatopi.net/afdb/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 09, 2021, 05:41:20 PM
I usually hold off installing apple updates on my iPhone until I absolutely need them but when I saw the new emergency update (14.4.1) I went ahead and installed it. Decide for yourself but the word I got is that it fixes a pretty nasty vulnerability.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 09, 2021, 09:17:24 PM
I usually hold off installing apple updates on my iPhone until I absolutely need them but when I saw the new emergency update (14.4.1) I went ahead and installed it. Decide for yourself but the word I got is that it fixes a pretty nasty vulnerability.

I just download and install updates as they occur.  Guess I'm not tech-savvy enough to worry about it.  Are you leery of mobile device software changes in general?  I know some have contained features that I didn't like and others seemingly inefficient or balky patches, etc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 09, 2021, 09:24:00 PM
An ad for funeral urns made in the USA just appeared on the previous EllGab page FFS.  Talk about targeted advertising
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 09, 2021, 09:59:38 PM
An ad for funeral urns made in the USA just appeared on the previous EllGab page FFS.  Talk about targeted advertising

I guess I will be photographing my latest post office order once I get it...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on March 10, 2021, 08:10:25 AM
I guess I will be photographing my latest post office order once I get it...

That’s what comes from spending too much time in the Falkie thread.
😉
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 10, 2021, 09:03:17 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 10, 2021, 10:32:43 AM
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@anniem is that your neighborhood?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 10, 2021, 10:59:27 AM
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@anniem 

Is your deck bigger than mine? 18 - 36  I've seen yours from a few angles now and it looks to be rather sizable.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 10, 2021, 11:52:06 AM
Just got a FB error message "unexpected error."  Is there any other kind?
If an error was expected, why wouldn't measures be taken to avert it beforehand.  Makes one wonder if there is any adult supervision over there at FB Central.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 10, 2021, 01:26:46 PM
@anniem 

Is your deck bigger than mine? 18 - 36  I've seen yours from a few angles now and it looks to be rather sizable.

@KSM - Size doesn't matter, don't suffer from deck envy
😁😁😁😁

It's the view that counts!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 10, 2021, 02:14:56 PM
@anniem is that your neighborhood?

Yes. There is a house to the right of the edge of the photo. Nice people there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 10, 2021, 02:16:01 PM
@anniem 

Is your deck bigger than mine? 18 - 36  I've seen yours from a few angles now and it looks to be rather sizable.

It seems huge to me, we were told it is 800 square feet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 10, 2021, 02:16:48 PM
@anniem 

Is your deck bigger than mine? 18 - 36  I've seen yours from a few angles now and it looks to be rather sizable.

Glad to see you by the way, I was wondering earlier where you were.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 10, 2021, 05:04:03 PM
Yes. There is a house to the right of the edge of the photo. Nice people there.
WOW!
Great photo. So lovely and peaceful area. I don't know it I could live in your neighborhood. I would be so afraid of the insects and the animals. You know I saw the JERSEY DEVIL last summer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 10, 2021, 06:08:23 PM
WOW!
Great photo. So lovely and peaceful area. I don't know it I could live in your neighborhood. I would be so afraid of the insects and the animals. You know I saw the JERSEY DEVIL last summer.

The Jersey (she)Devil had a great body...  Er, the X-Files' Jersey Devil, that is
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 10, 2021, 06:32:19 PM
@KSM - Size doesn't matter, don't suffer from deck envy
😁😁😁😁

It's the view that counts!
Knew that was coming.

Glad to see you by the way, I was wondering earlier where you were.
It's just a pop in. @anniem

Anyways I had to completely remeasure my deck (THE MAIN ONE) (I HAVE FIVE!!!) if your ONE (hahaha) deck is 800 sq ft than it does in fact beat my 668 sq ft MAIN deck.

Well played  8)  but I have THREE3 more!!  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 10, 2021, 07:44:57 PM
Deck envy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 10, 2021, 08:14:20 PM
Deck envy.
Or in your case; Dick envy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 10, 2021, 08:24:20 PM
Or in your case; Dick envy.

You caught on. 

It was that or porch envy.  Porches envy?   Deck is naughty enough... I hope.

How's the car situation with the wife? 

The more I research transmission fluid, the more I see comments that you have to change (actually a partial drain and fill on older 60k+ cars) it every 30,000 miles if you are in a region that gets below freezing more than 2 months a year.   Is that common knowledge up there?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 10, 2021, 09:24:29 PM
WOW!
Great photo. So lovely and peaceful area. I don't know it I could live in your neighborhood. I would be so afraid of the insects and the animals. You know I saw the JERSEY DEVIL last summer.

We stayed off and on through the summer, we'll have to see about the bugs. So far, I only saw two spiders. The deer are fun to watch, lots of birds at the feeders including hummingbirds! Jackrabbits are around. We have heard coyotes and a neighbor said they saw one come from the side of our house out to the road, and a bobcat visited the slider downstairs the other morning. The main living area is on the second floor with a substantial deck. I don't like taking the dog out at night, but we have a petloo on the deck that she usually uses so I feel rather safe. There are no streetlights here, so unless there is a moon or no clouds, it is really really dark at night. So many stars to see.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 10, 2021, 09:40:07 PM
Anyways I had to completely remeasure my deck (THE MAIN ONE) (I HAVE FIVE!!!) if your ONE (hahaha) deck is 800 sq ft than it does in fact beat my 668 sq ft MAIN deck.
Well played  8)  but I have THREE3 more!!  :P

Then we both win!
This is the first deck I ever owned. 3 more decks, obviously you are the deck expert.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 10, 2021, 10:08:38 PM
I could never understand why people calling in to a talk show thank the host for taking their call.  If it weren't for callers the host would have to fill in with repetitious blather or verbal tap dancing and shadow puppetry as an alternative to dead air.  Indeed, the host should be the one to express sincere thanks to the caller at the onset of the conversation for helping him avoid becoming another Heather Wade,  Jus' sayin'.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 10, 2021, 10:37:43 PM
I could never understand why people calling in to a talk show thank the host for taking their call.  If it weren't for callers the host would have to fill in with repetitious blather or verbal tap dancing and shadow puppetry as an alternative to dead air.  Indeed, the host should be the one to express sincere thanks to the caller at the onset of the conversation for helping him avoid becoming another Heather Wade,  Jus' sayin'.

Why do people say, "jus' sayin'"? Everyone knows someone is, including the author. And by using the apostrophe instead of the letter the writer is minimizing the worth of what he or she is saying which prefacing with jus(t) already does. Is this worth the time and energy to write and our time to read and ponder? Jus' askin'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 10, 2021, 10:46:12 PM
WOW!
Great photo. So lovely and peaceful area. I don't know it I could live in your neighborhood. I would be so afraid of the insects and the animals. You know I saw the JERSEY DEVIL last summer.

You saw the JERSEY DEVIL?  Oooh. Tell us the story! "It was a dark and stormy night...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 11, 2021, 06:28:46 AM
Why do people say, "jus' sayin'"? Everyone knows someone is, including the author. And by using the apostrophe instead of the letter the writer is minimizing the worth of what he or she is saying which prefacing with jus(t) already does. Is this worth the time and energy to write and our time to read and ponder? Jus' askin'

Channeling Mark Twain? Spellin' it like you sayin' it.

Jus' sayin'.

Self-effacing and a shield (even in jest) against an attack.  Maybe in the same way somebody would preface a statement by saying "playing the devil's advocate."

[insert straw hat emoji here]
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 11, 2021, 06:45:52 AM
We stayed off and on through the summer, we'll have to see about the bugs. So far, I only saw two spiders. The deer are fun to watch, lots of birds at the feeders including hummingbirds! Jackrabbits are around. We have heard coyotes and a neighbor said they saw one come from the side of our house out to the road, and a bobcat visited the slider downstairs the other morning. The main living area is on the second floor with a substantial deck. I don't like taking the dog out at night, but we have a petloo on the deck that she usually uses so I feel rather safe. There are no streetlights here, so unless there is a moon or no clouds, it is really really dark at night. So many stars to see.  :)
Wow, Wow, Wow! Jus' sayin'. You live one way and I another.  ‘The Patty Duke Show’
I do not like birds. Coyotes and bobcats? Oh dear! What is a “slider downstairs?” I know you will keep your puppy safe from those wild animals. I would love to see the moon and stars. I follow the Moon Phases for advice.
In my neighborhood, I have to wear sneakers, so I don’t fall down. Some streets/sidewalks are weird. 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 11, 2021, 06:48:13 AM
I could never understand why people calling in to a talk show thank the host for taking their call.  If it weren't for callers the host would have to fill in with repetitious blather or verbal tap dancing and shadow puppetry as an alternative to dead air.  Indeed, the host should be the one to express sincere thanks to the caller at the onset of the conversation for helping him avoid becoming another Heather Wade,  Jus' sayin'.
@Kidnostad  did Art Bell thank his callers?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 11, 2021, 06:55:57 AM
I "decorated" and gave landscaping ideas to a friend out in the boonies...  Solar powered spotlights are cheap enough and could give a fancy upgraded look and help deter the bad dogs (don't they avoid lighted areas?)

With my friend's place, I recommended that he use the pathway lights for one side of the driveway. When friends go to see him they can see the line of lights and that helps them find his place too. With those, you could see if there's any wildlife traffic around the area because it will cast a shadow

I've seen decent sized pathway lights with a real glass covers for under $1.25 when you buy a lot of them at once. When they get out of season at Costco, they get to be a really good price too. They are even heavier duty and I think I paid $1.50 per light for a few 8-packs. Mine are still working and they are 12 or 13 years old. I've only had to replace maybe six of the batteries which are like AA rechargeables, cheap Chinese stuff off of Amazon.

Just a thought.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 11, 2021, 07:41:11 AM
You saw the JERSEY DEVIL?  Oooh. Tell us the story! "It was a dark and stormy night...

I live EAST of the ROCKES. I grew up in a very old haunted house. No wonder I became a huge Art Bell fan. Over the years, I have traveled to visit haunted house and or locations. I joined an investigation with the TAPS ghost hunting team on an investigation at Fort Mifflin, Philly (2009).  Grant Wilson’s energy was like a lighthouse to the other side of life.
Last summer, at NIGHT, cousin Bob and I were so happy. We were able to drive out of the New Jersey Pine Barrens without incident (GPS/On Star doesn't function well in the Pine Barrens). We were making jokes about the Jersey Devil. Bob was driving his truck and I was riding ‘shot gun.’ As cousin Bob drove onto the Atlantic City Expressway, I saw the Jersey Devil or a big headed deer. On the driver’s side window was a creature looking at us. I screamed “wild animals.” Bobby turned his head to look out his side window. To this day, Bob and I are not sure what we saw that night. @TigerLily

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 11, 2021, 07:55:40 AM
Channeling Mark Twain? Spellin' it like you sayin' it.

Jus' sayin'.

Self-effacing and a shield (even in jest) against an attack.  Maybe in the same way somebody would preface a statement by saying "playing the devil's advocate."

[insert straw hat emoji here]
"playing the devil's advocate." @sean92008
Since the pandemic started, I would see the The governor of New York on the news giving us his updates. He reminds me of Al Pacino in the 1997 film--The Devil's Advocate.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 11, 2021, 08:08:55 AM
Why do people say, "jus' sayin'"? Everyone knows someone is, including the author. And by using the apostrophe instead of the letter the writer is minimizing the worth of what he or she is saying which prefacing with jus(t) already does. Is this worth the time and energy to write and our time to read and ponder? Jus' askin'

That's just your opinion, man.  Jus' sayin'.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 11, 2021, 08:26:38 AM
"playing the devil's advocate." @sean92008
Since the pandemic started, I would see the The governor of New York on the news giving us his updates. He reminds me of Al Pacino in the 1997 film--The Devil's Advocate.

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Cuomo is the classic example of double standards in the media. In favor of liberal/progressive/Democratic Socialists, of course.  We've known for a year that he was up to no good with nursing homes and covid. Yet, they wait until their political agenda takes root with the shadow government behind no-know Joe.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 11, 2021, 08:36:23 AM
Cuomo is the classic example of double standards in the media. In favor of liberal/progressive/Democratic Socialists, of course.  We've known for a year that he was up to no good with nursing homes and covid. Yet, they wait until their political agenda takes root with the shadow government behind no-know Joe.

With those teeth and jowls, he's a remarkably ugly person.  The aggressive self-righteousness doesn't help.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 11, 2021, 09:43:17 AM
I live EAST of the ROCKES. I grew up in a very old haunted house. No wonder I became a huge Art Bell fan. Over the years, I have traveled to visit haunted house and or locations. I joined an investigation with the TAPS ghost hunting team on an investigation at Fort Mifflin, Philly (2009).  Grant Wilson’s energy was like a lighthouse to the other side of life.
Last summer, at NIGHT, cousin Bob and I were so happy. We were able to drive out of the New Jersey Pine Barrens without incident (GPS/On Star doesn't function well in the Pine Barrens). We were making jokes about the Jersey Devil. Bob was driving his truck and I was riding ‘shot gun.’ As cousin Bob drove onto the Atlantic City Expressway, I saw the Jersey Devil or a big headed deer. On the driver’s side window was a creature looking at us. I screamed “wild animals.” Bobby turned his head to look out his side window. To this day, Bob and I are not sure what we saw that night. @TigerLily

A deer. You saw a "big headed deer"  Most probable configuration of variables (of the two) that do not have evidence.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 11, 2021, 09:58:28 AM
Wow, Wow, Wow! Jus' sayin'. You live one way and I another.  ‘The Patty Duke Show’
I do not like birds. Coyotes and bobcats? Oh dear! What is a “slider downstairs?” I know you will keep your puppy safe from those wild animals. I would love to see the moon and stars. I follow the Moon Phases for advice.
In my neighborhood, I have to wear sneakers, so I don’t fall down. Some streets/sidewalks are weird. 

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Slider is sliding glass door.
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Wow, those sidewalks look like ankle twisters! The area where you live is so pretty. Is there much damage left from the rioters?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 11, 2021, 10:13:43 AM
I live EAST of the ROCKES. I grew up in a very old haunted house. No wonder I became a huge Art Bell fan. Over the years, I have traveled to visit haunted house and or locations. I joined an investigation with the TAPS ghost hunting team on an investigation at Fort Mifflin, Philly (2009).  Grant Wilson’s energy was like a lighthouse to the other side of life.
Last summer, at NIGHT, cousin Bob and I were so happy. We were able to drive out of the New Jersey Pine Barrens without incident (GPS/On Star doesn't function well in the Pine Barrens). We were making jokes about the Jersey Devil. Bob was driving his truck and I was riding ‘shot gun.’ As cousin Bob drove onto the Atlantic City Expressway, I saw the Jersey Devil or a big headed deer. On the driver’s side window was a creature looking at us. I screamed “wild animals.” Bobby turned his head to look out his side window. To this day, Bob and I are not sure what we saw that night. @TigerLily

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Thank you @FISH .  Sounds like you might have a few paranormal experiences to share. Not too many big headed deer around. Must have been the Jersey Devil

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 11, 2021, 10:38:22 AM
That's just your opinion, man.  Jus' sayin'.

See? The Dude doesn't say that. It's repetitive. You're sayin'. Jus' sayin' Jus' sayin'
Pretty annoying. Jus' sayin'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 11, 2021, 10:42:38 AM
Cuomo is the classic example of double standards in the media. In favor of liberal/progressive/Democratic Socialists, of course.  We've known for a year that he was up to no good with nursing homes and covid. Yet, they wait until their political agenda takes root with the shadow government behind no-know Joe.

How did you find out he was a pig? From the media. Jus' sayin'

And why does every conversation have to go political? Jus' askin'. You guys are no fun to hang out with anymore. Jus' sayin'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 11, 2021, 10:56:44 AM
And why does every conversation have to go political? Jus' askin'. You guys are no fun to hang out with anymore. Jus' sayin'

Can't argue with that.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 11, 2021, 10:59:25 AM
Can't argue with that.

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The argue thread is over there. The politics forum is over there

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 11, 2021, 11:03:27 AM
The argue thread is over there. The politics forum is over there

They know where the threads are, they just can't resist grabbing their political pricks in threads for normal people.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 11, 2021, 11:17:25 AM
They know where the threads are, they just can't resist grabbing their political pricks in threads for normal people.

No wonder they are worn down to a nub and not good for anything else
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 11, 2021, 11:17:29 AM
threads for normal people.
Like me. Normal and nice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 11, 2021, 11:26:22 AM

I worry when all I can do is worry about made up conspiracy theories. Jus' sayin'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 11, 2021, 11:55:22 AM
The argue thread is over there. The politics forum is over there

Like you've never posted your political stuff in the non-pol threads
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on March 11, 2021, 01:42:40 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 11, 2021, 01:46:03 PM
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LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 11, 2021, 01:48:34 PM
Like you've never posted your political stuff in the non-pol threads

So be better than me. Knock that shit off. So much other interesting things going on. "Does anybody remember laughter?"

And you still have the whole forum if you just gotta do it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 11, 2021, 01:52:10 PM
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Pussycat!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 11, 2021, 03:11:48 PM
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Kitter Meowanda

Katmen Meowanda.

Eh...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 11, 2021, 03:43:24 PM
@Kidnostad  did Art Bell thank his callers?

@FISH from my memory the closest Art ever came to thanking his callers was if someone called in and said something like: “Hello Art. Thanks for taking my call. My name is Guido. I am in Chicago and I listen on WLS 890 am. I have a question for your guest and I will take my answer off the air.”  Then Art may say “That’s how it’s done.” 

I still listen to the old shows and have no real reason why. It’s a lot of Art bitching about someone using a cell phone, not turning down their listening device or hitting the dump button to erase the caller’s last name.  Followed by a stern chastisement about not allowing last names on the air.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 11, 2021, 04:59:51 PM
@FISH from my memory the closest Art ever came to thanking his callers was if someone called in and said something like: “Hello Art. Thanks for taking my call. My name is Guido. I am in Chicago and I listen on WLS 890 am. I have a question for your guest and I will take my answer off the air.”  Then Art may say “That’s how it’s done.” 

I still listen to the old shows and have no real reason why. It’s a lot of Art bitching about someone using a cell phone, not turning down their listening device or hitting the dump button to erase the caller’s last name.  Followed by a stern chastisement about not allowing last names on the air.

That's post Ramona's death Art.  1995 Art wasn't as bitchy... Or were listeners better trained?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 11, 2021, 05:52:00 PM
@Kidnostad  did Art Bell thank his callers?

I honestly don't recall. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 11, 2021, 06:05:45 PM
See? The Dude doesn't say that. It's repetitive. You're sayin'. Jus' sayin' Jus' sayin'
Pretty annoying. Jus' sayin'


But you know I live to annoy you--Jus' sayin.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 11, 2021, 07:04:12 PM

But you know I live to annoy you--Jus' sayin.

And you do a damn fine job, Mister
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 11, 2021, 07:46:17 PM
And you do a damn fine job, Mister

Gracias, pero en realidad no es nada.  Solo digo.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 11, 2021, 07:51:12 PM
Look who KFC follows.

https://twitter.com/kfc
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 11, 2021, 08:03:22 PM
Look who KFC follows.

https://twitter.com/kfc

I click on "Following" and it wants me to login in but no account. It would seem the Colonel follows 11 accounts.  Who could they be?  My guess is @Malliard   Quack! Quack!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 11, 2021, 08:13:43 PM
Just received an email from 23andMe telling me "Your Mosquito Bite Frequency report is waiting for you" and am I pumped or what...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 11, 2021, 08:17:10 PM
Just received an email from 23andMe telling me "Your Mosquito Bite Frequency report is waiting for you" and am I pumped or what...

Maybe I should do a "Best of Hillbilly Jim" at some point in the future. He did one of those DNA things. Hilarity ensued.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 11, 2021, 08:18:26 PM
Maybe I should do a "Best of Hillbilly Jim" at some point in the future. He did one of those DNA things. Hilarity ensued.

That would be great!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 11, 2021, 08:21:02 PM
Maybe I should do a "Best of Hillbilly Jim" at some point in the future. He did one of those DNA things. Hilarity ensued.

One never knows who was in the woodpile back when.  Good luck with that. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 11, 2021, 08:44:17 PM
Look who KFC follows.

https://twitter.com/kfc

7 Herbs and the Spice Girls?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 11, 2021, 09:43:37 PM
Look who KFC follows.

https://twitter.com/kfc

Miller?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 12, 2021, 05:12:58 AM
7 Herbs and the Spice Girls?

11 Herbs and Spices.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on March 12, 2021, 07:51:24 AM
Maybe I should do a "Best of Hillbilly Jim" at some point in the future. He did one of those DNA things. Hilarity ensued.

Indeed! 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 12, 2021, 08:38:44 AM
Maybe I should do a "Best of Hillbilly Jim" at some point in the future. He did one of those DNA things. Hilarity ensued.

So... He's really the grandson of a Ugandan prince who left $12M in a bank account?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 12, 2021, 09:58:05 AM
11 Herbs and Spices.
Thank you. I was hoping someone would fix that.  @GravitySucks   7 SEVEN?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 12, 2021, 10:35:40 AM
Thank you. I was hoping someone would fix that.  @GravitySucks   7 SEVEN?

Right now when I look there are 11 total followings. 6 Herbs and the spice girls.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on March 13, 2021, 12:25:52 AM

Strange to hear Hitler not shouting or losing his temper.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 13, 2021, 12:31:08 AM
Right now when I look there are 11 total followings. 6 Herbs and the spice girls.
My dad (the one who sued me) knew a guy named HERB.  Dad beat him up in a very bad way because he caught the Herb trying to steal a duck from one of the ponds.  One Herb became 11 as he left our farm that day in said amount of pieces.  When was the last time you knew or heard of a, HERB!  ?  I now know that Herb was actually a doctor. Herb was a doctor trying to make off with one of our quacks. We never knew why.

"Truuue story" - Jessie Ventura

@GravitySucks
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 13, 2021, 12:43:29 AM

Strange to hear Hitler not shouting or losing his temper.

His lack of teeth due to a diet of beans and other soft edibles did play a part in the way he sounded.  He was reported to have extremely bad breath.

Ya' know, the more I hear about that guy..  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on March 13, 2021, 01:21:47 AM
His lack of teeth due to a diet of beans and other soft edibles did play a part in the way he sounded.  He was reported to have extremely bad breath.

Ya' know, the more I hear about that guy..  :-\

He sure had one hell of a guardian angel.  There were numerous attempts on his life after he became the Führer but as we all know, none of them succeeded.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 13, 2021, 05:57:31 AM
His lack of teeth due to a diet of beans and other soft edibles did play a part in the way he sounded.  He was reported to have extremely bad breath.

Ya' know, the more I hear about that guy..  :-\

I feel as if Falkie might be related to däs fürher.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 13, 2021, 07:47:56 AM

Strange to hear Hitler not shouting or losing his temper.

I must be crazy..I believe in ghost.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 13, 2021, 09:23:03 AM
Ahhhh.  Hitler.  It is almost springtime at that. I always found Norm MacDonald's confusion over Hitler's vaunted oration skills funny:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 13, 2021, 09:27:25 AM
Regarding Hitler's book Mein Kampf.  There was that time that the Kommandant of Stalag 17, gave the boys of Barrack #4 a copy of Mein Kampf for Christmas. They didn't seem to appreciate it too much so they took it out on Feldwebel Schultz:


More recently, the little boy who asked for Minecraft but got Mein Kampf is a classic:
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 13, 2021, 11:15:05 AM
While listening to Sirius Old Time Radio today I heard a robot say to a human female "I want you to oil me, Lola."  Okay, that's gotta be robot porn, no?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 13, 2021, 12:20:12 PM
While listening to Sirius Old Time Radio today I heard a robot say to a human female "I want you to oil me, Lola."  Okay, that's gotta be robot porn, no?

I would imagine more often than not when a human says it to another human. Unless there is sun, sand and sea involved. And even then. But leave Dorothy and the Tin Man out of it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 13, 2021, 12:21:54 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 13, 2021, 02:27:46 PM
I would imagine more often than not when a human says it to another human. Unless there is sun, sand and sea involved. And even then. But leave Dorothy and the Tin Man out of it
Dr. Oz is a fraud. He didn't give me the courage I asked for  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 13, 2021, 04:01:34 PM
I would imagine more often than not when a human says it to another human. Unless there is sun, sand and sea involved. And even then. But leave Dorothy and the Tin Man out of it

Point taken.   But still, for a radio program aired in 1951 that's some pretty racy stuff.  Oh, and the robot wound up killing her because she rejected his advances.  So there's that.  (Reminds of a microwave I once owned.)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 13, 2021, 05:51:40 PM
@Walks_At_Night

Forgive me but I feel like you would buy this just to have it. Being completely honest here I am seriously considering picking up a bottle. It just, seems, right!  Any thoughts? Even as a novelty item or conversation piece on the work bench.  You first..

http://costaricaconfidential.com/2016/08/wd-40-launches-mens-fragrance/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 13, 2021, 06:18:27 PM
@Walks_At_Night

Forgive me but I feel like you would buy this just to have it. Being completely honest here I am seriously considering picking up a bottle. It just, seems, right!  Any thoughts? Even as a novelty item or conversation piece on the work bench.  You first..

http://costaricaconfidential.com/2016/08/wd-40-launches-mens-fragrance/

@KSM
Oh hell yeah! I'd totally get that. It would have to sit on the workbench as a novelty though.  Mrs. Walks...well she has a thing about smells from chemicals.  :'(
In fact just today, she made me go out in the garage when I was going to use some Goof-Off to get the barcode label that was gummed all over the new pitcher she bought.
Goof Off has a good honest smell to it, right?   She just wouldn't have it.

Years ago, before I learned to handle work stress better, I ended up with an ulcer and got put off from work for a few weeks. Doctor suggested I get a relaxing hobby.
Figured I'd build a model plane. Ulcer or not, Doctor's advice or not. Banished due to the smell.  :(
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 13, 2021, 06:27:00 PM
Futsal? Never heard of it until a couple of days ago.

Look at this little prick go!
A true magician.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 13, 2021, 09:48:57 PM
@KSM
Oh hell yeah! I'd totally get that. It would have to sit on the workbench as a novelty though.  Mrs. Walks...well she has a thing about smells from chemicals.  :'(
In fact just today, she made me go out in the garage when I was going to use some Goof-Off to get the barcode label that was gummed all over the new pitcher she bought.
Goof Off has a good honest smell to it, right?   She just wouldn't have it.

Ok. I've ordered a bottle.  Worst case scenario I'll give it to a guy downtown who'd love to drink it.


Years ago, before I learned to handle work stress better, I ended up with an ulcer and got put off from work for a few weeks. Doctor suggested I get a relaxing hobby.
Figured I'd build a model plane. Ulcer or not, Doctor's advice or not. Banished due to the smell.  :(
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"There's always basket weaving" - Art Bell
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 14, 2021, 06:58:02 AM
Ok. I've ordered a bottle.  Worst case scenario I'll give it to a guy downtown who'd love to drink it.
The stuff is my go-to on a lot of things. I used it to save a dry clean only jacket after it got a couple of drops of latex paint on it.  It's also great for cleaning up grout that's gotten paint on it. Latex paint, that is. I don't know about oil-based.

I love the smell, too. As for a cologne that smells like it, I bet all the young huffing girls would want a piece of that action 😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 14, 2021, 07:20:55 PM
Getting depressed watching videos about why K-Mart, Sears, Circuit City and a myriad of other stores have failed.  Really gut punching.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 15, 2021, 09:49:34 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 15, 2021, 09:55:56 AM
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You have the Christmas wonderland. I have the sunny day dirty melting snow happening. I can see my hibernating grass. It really should be the other way around.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 15, 2021, 10:05:23 AM
You have the Christmas wonderland. I have the sunny day dirty melting snow happening. I can see my hibernating grass. It really should be the other way around.

Stilll snowing here. We're remote enough that it doesn't get dirty until you go into town. I am just loving this weather. We've been without snow for 30 years.
There are still birds here, I don't know why they haven't flown south for the winter.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 15, 2021, 10:27:19 AM
Stilll snowing here. We're remote enough that it doesn't get dirty until you go into town. I am just loving this weather. We've been without snow for 30 years.
There are still birds here, I don't know why they haven't flown south for the winter.
My wife would be pushing for 3rd Christmas with that weather.

Enjoy.  ...Annnd Merry Christmas  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 15, 2021, 11:12:01 AM
My wife would be pushing for 3rd Christmas with that weather.

Enjoy.  ...Annnd Merry Christmas  :D

Merry Christmas and HO HO HO to you!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 15, 2021, 04:13:57 PM
... I have the sunny day dirty melting snow happening. I can see my hibernating grass. It really should be the other way around.

Melting grass and hibernating snow?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on March 15, 2021, 06:47:55 PM
Don't Drink & Drive, Please.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 15, 2021, 07:13:16 PM
Don't Drink & Drive, Please.




Hahaha, the traitor was trashed. 

Bostonians the world over are laughing at the turncoat.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 15, 2021, 08:11:57 PM
Don't Drink & Drive, Please.


A drunk driver slammed into a car I was in so hard that I stopped breathing. Becky helped get me restarted. Good think she knew what to do or you would be sitting at your computer with a vague feeling that something rather silly was missing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 16, 2021, 04:39:43 PM
A drunk driver slammed into a car I was in so hard that I stopped breathing. Becky helped get me restarted. Good think she knew what to do or you would be sitting at your computer with a vague feeling that something rather silly was missing.
Oh my! I've always liked Becky. ;)

Thank you, Becky!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 16, 2021, 04:41:14 PM
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 16, 2021, 05:03:00 PM
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell

It's an Instant Pot, jerkface.
I made sushi rice in it this afternoon and Char Siu this evening using the new air fryer lid version.
SMART PEOPLE INSTANT POT IT!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 16, 2021, 05:08:30 PM
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell

I brought Khao Tom Pla (actually salmon and shrimp) with me frozen. Down to my last quart though. Staying in a hotel this week so no kitchen. Last week the room didn’t have a kitchen either. I’m kinda jonesing for my own cooking.  Definitely won’t be going out tomorrow night. Spring breakers on holiday and St Patrick’s Day is something I might have enjoyed 40 years ago.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 16, 2021, 06:39:53 PM
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell

@PolkaDot  Nothing fun or interesting here.  Just some simple red beans & rice for me, w/Chorizo.  Not much rice though.  Had some marinated tomatoes as a little side salad too.  I've heard of the Instapot or Instant Pot...whatever the damn thing's called.  I notice them in stores just by the advertisement but essentially ignore them.  I don't even know how they work and I would never own one.  Same with the air fryer.  My buddy swears by it.  Won't own that either.  I digress...


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 16, 2021, 06:47:08 PM
I brought Khao Tom Pla (actually salmon and shrimp) with me frozen. Down to my last quart though. Staying in a hotel this week so no kitchen. Last week the room didn’t have a kitchen either. I’m kinda jonesing for my own cooking.  Definitely won’t be going out tomorrow night. Spring breakers on holiday and St Patrick’s Day is something I might have enjoyed 40 years ago.

I respect that.  I don't really care for my cooking.  It may seem weird, but I only care if others do.  You may like the meal I served, but I would probably have a frozen burrito instead.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 16, 2021, 06:48:27 PM
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell

Oh, by the way, what was for dinner?  :D @PolkaDot
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 16, 2021, 08:05:37 PM
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell

We unpacked our pictures and paintings today, and started putting them up. Pizza made by I don't know who was dinner.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on March 16, 2021, 08:46:42 PM
We unpacked our pictures and paintings today, and started putting them up. Pizza made by I don't know who was dinner.

You ate a human pizza?! o.O
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 16, 2021, 09:12:33 PM
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell

Cedar plank salmon over the weekend. The most divine thing ever, it's edible bliss.

Fire or grill (outside)
Soaked cedar plank
Maple brown sugar and spices marinated salmon pieces
And much fun cooking it as you try to keep the plank from catching fire. You have to move the fish around for an even cook. The whole thing is a balancing act in the most literal sense. But I tell ya the first bite is like being wrapped in joy. The cathedral of flavor with the taste of the cedar is indescribable when done right.

Served with herb and butter roasted potatoes and a quick flashed pepper medley or mushrooms.

Cigars and scotch for dessert.

There @PolkaDot
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 16, 2021, 09:15:24 PM
Cedar plank salmon over the weekend. The most divine thing ever, it's edible bliss.

Fire or grill (outside)
Soaked cedar plank
Maple brown sugar and spices marinated salmon pieces
And much fun cooking it as you try to keep the plank from catching fire. You have to move the fish around for an even cook. The whole thing is a balancing act in the most literal sense. But I tell ya the first bite is like being wrapped in joy. The cathedral of flavor with the taste of the cedar is indescribable when done right.

Served with herb and butter roasted potatoes and a quick flashed pepper medley or mushrooms.

Cigars and scotch for dessert.

There @PolkaDot

Love capers with salmon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 16, 2021, 09:18:28 PM
You ate a human pizza?! o.O

Pepperoni. Is that.....I cannot
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 16, 2021, 09:21:44 PM
Love capers with salmon.
YES INDEED.  But they don't quite go with the above.

The She - does make an appy of very thinly sliced smoked salmon with capers and fresh dill. Cuts and toasts baguette slices with some nice olive oil or balsamic.
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Post by: GravitySucks on March 17, 2021, 12:39:55 PM
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Post by: ShayP on March 17, 2021, 01:15:13 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 17, 2021, 02:57:12 PM
Upside down Crested Butte.  Made me dizzy.

No, I get it... That's the view after falling while skiing...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 17, 2021, 02:57:27 PM
Cedar plank salmon over the weekend. The most divine thing ever, it's edible bliss.

Fire or grill (outside)
Soaked cedar plank
Maple brown sugar and spices marinated salmon pieces
And much fun cooking it as you try to keep the plank from catching fire. You have to move the fish around for an even cook. The whole thing is a balancing act in the most literal sense. But I tell ya the first bite is like being wrapped in joy. The cathedral of flavor with the taste of the cedar is indescribable when done right.

Served with herb and butter roasted potatoes and a quick flashed pepper medley or mushrooms.

Cigars and scotch for dessert.

There @PolkaDot

Sounds fun....but I wouldn't eat that. Well, except the veg. And the scotch. +1
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Post by: PolkaDot on March 17, 2021, 02:58:27 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 17, 2021, 03:05:54 PM
Oh, by the way, what was for dinner?  :D @PolkaDot

I've been playing with pasta. I'm really enjoying it. Made agnolotti from left over roasts and cabbage sauté. I might try it with spinach next time. Fresh mushroom sauce one night and a simple red sauce another. I made fresh udon one night with pork. I am finding it to be really fun.

Tonight is the American St Patty's traditional: Corned Beef in Guinness with red potatoes, carrots and cabbage- and horseradish of course.  :) Oh and fresh bread. Wanna come over? The husband bought extra beer @ShayP .
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 17, 2021, 03:10:52 PM
@PolkaDot  Nothing fun or interesting here.  Just some simple red beans & rice for me, w/Chorizo.  Not much rice though.  Had some marinated tomatoes as a little side salad too.  I've heard of the Instapot or Instant Pot...whatever the damn thing's called.  I notice them in stores just by the advertisement but essentially ignore them.  I don't even know how they work and I would never own one.  Same with the air fryer.  My buddy swears by it.  Won't own that either.  I digress...
Oh yum- we eat a lot of beans & rice variations. Red beans & Rice with a little spice sounds good!

I know Bart is in love with his insta, and they are pretty handy. It's basically a fancy electric pressure cooker. You can make it function similiar to a slow cooker but I don't like it as well for that personally. They certainly are fast! I've made some decent sweet potato and black bean chili in ours and it makes really good palak aloo.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 17, 2021, 03:15:11 PM
It's an Instant Pot, jerkface.
I made sushi rice in it this afternoon and Char Siu this evening using the new air fryer lid version.
SMART PEOPLE INSTANT POT IT!
All right, all right! Geeeeez, don't get your panties in a bunch - it makes that vein in your forehead turn purple @Bart Ell  ::). That actually sounds fun, I like it. Why don't you have a rice cooker like a normal person? Mine sings to me in Korean. You and her it could perform a kitchen duet (@FISH  ;))
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 17, 2021, 03:19:16 PM
I brought Khao Tom Pla (actually salmon and shrimp) with me frozen. Down to my last quart though. Staying in a hotel this week so no kitchen. Last week the room didn’t have a kitchen either. I’m kinda jonesing for my own cooking.  Definitely won’t be going out tomorrow night. Spring breakers on holiday and St Patrick’s Day is something I might have enjoyed 40 years ago.
Nice! Is that soup @GravitySucks ? Whenever I see the "Tom" bit I always think soup but have no idea.  :-\ Oh man, going out would be fun in the ski towns! Bad for Covid contraction, good for fun that you only remember a portion of.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 17, 2021, 03:22:30 PM
I've been playing with pasta. I'm really enjoying it. Made agnolotti from left over roasts and cabbage sauté. I might try it with spinach next time. Fresh mushroom sauce one night and a simple red sauce another. I made fresh udon one night with pork. I am finding it to be really fun.

Tonight is the American St Patty's traditional: Corned Beef in Guinness with red potatoes, carrots and cabbage- and horseradish of course.  :) Oh and fresh bread. Wanna come over? The husband bought extra beer @ShayP .

This pleases me. @PolkaDot   I love it.  The use of leftovers.  I love the creativity.  Are you using Semolina for your Agnolotti?  Regardless, If I were able to come over it would happen, and your hubby would probably need more beer.  ;) ;D But of course, I would bring extra provisions.  :D

Your dinner sounds wonderful.  I'm being lazy today and having leftovers.  I was going to make corned beef but I'm in a rut and lacking passion for cooking.  I am considering getting Taco Bell.  :-\  My Irish blood will boil with self-hate!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 17, 2021, 03:30:48 PM
This pleases me. @PolkaDot   I love it.  The use of leftovers.  I love the creativity.  Are you using Semolina for your Agnolotti?  Regardless, If I were able to come over it would happen, and your hubby would probably need more beer.  ;) ;D But of course, I would bring extra provisions.  :D

Your dinner sounds wonderful.  I'm being lazy today and having leftovers.  I was going to make corned beef but I'm in a rut and lacking passion for cooking.  I am considering getting Taco Bell.  :-\  My Irish blood will boil with self-hate!

@ShayP I'm not using semolina (honestly, if my husband sees one more type of flour in my pantry he'll have a conniption  ::) ) I used King Arthur Unbleached AP flour. For anything that calls for "00" milled I've been using pastry flour. So far, it's been working well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 17, 2021, 03:39:04 PM
It probably just wasn't given the proper amount of publicity

https://nypost.com/2021/03/16/gofundme-to-pay-off-meghan-markle-and-harrys-mortgage-goes-bust/ (https://nypost.com/2021/03/16/gofundme-to-pay-off-meghan-markle-and-harrys-mortgage-goes-bust/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on March 17, 2021, 03:49:36 PM
It probably just wasn't given the proper amount of publicity

https://nypost.com/2021/03/16/gofundme-to-pay-off-meghan-markle-and-harrys-mortgage-goes-bust/ (https://nypost.com/2021/03/16/gofundme-to-pay-off-meghan-markle-and-harrys-mortgage-goes-bust/)
They should ask Falkie for tips on grifting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 17, 2021, 03:50:59 PM
Nice! Is that soup @GravitySucks ? Whenever I see the "Tom" bit I always think soup but have no idea.  :-\ Oh man, going out would be fun in the ski towns! Bad for Covid contraction, good for fun that you only remember a portion of.

@PolkaDot My last green beer or shot of Irish Whiskey was in 1992. Wouldn’t go near a bar on St Patty’s Day.

Khoa Tom is a rice porridge soup. Typically served at breakfast, usually made with ground pork. Sometimes the porridge is served on top of a raw egg, which kind of soft-boils sitting in the bowl. It has ginger, garlic, celery, green onion, chicken stock, white pepper, sugar, fish sauce, coconut oil, cilantro, Thai chili peppers and I like to add lemon grass. I also add in a spoonful of Tom Yum paste because I love the way the flavors all come together. I make big batches with chunks of fresh salmon and a type of shrimp called Red Argentinian shrimp. Has the consistency of lobster and very tasty.  I cut each shrimp up into 4 pieces.  I love this soup hot or cold. I have literally gone a week just munching on leftovers as I feel hungry. Eat a few spoonfuls of the cold soup and toss it back in the fridge.  It seems to really agree with me. I’m one of the few people I know that has lost weight during this crazy year long lockdown. Cooking lots of Thai food using fresh ingredients has kept me healthy so far.

Oh yeah. It has rice too. Day old Jasmine rice is the best.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 17, 2021, 04:25:53 PM
Sounds fun....but I wouldn't eat that. Well, except the veg. And the scotch. +1
You wouldn't eat it because your pea-brain is incapable of comprehending how special it is. Like I need a + fucking 1 ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 17, 2021, 06:47:06 PM
Over the years I would travel to visit how others celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day.
2021, I am home. My roots? Go read “Angela’s Ashes.” My family’s ham and cabbage dinner is similar to a collard greens recipe. However, I don’t use smoked ham hocks. I buy a cheap salty greasy piece of pork (butt/shoulder). The grease and salt makes the cabbage and potatoes wonderful. No reason to add a bunch of newfangled ingredients. Corned Beef and horseradish? Corned Beef is for the Hoity-toity folks. Corned beef has no grease or salt…so what good it is? 
No offense @PolkaDot

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Post by: FISH on March 17, 2021, 06:50:18 PM
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Post by: FISH on March 17, 2021, 06:52:30 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 17, 2021, 08:04:14 PM
Over the years I would travel to visit how others celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day.
2021...

All this talk of St Patrick's Day, I didn't even realize it was today.

Once upon a time, it was great fun in San Francisco to gather in and around a few of the Irish bars after work, close the street, set up a band, drink a few beers, and socialize.

A young mayor soon put a stop to all that.  Oh sure, those streets continued to be closed, but now they were also cordoned off with police tape, with cops posted at the intersection to hassle and arrest anyone holding a beer.  An abrupt end to a tradition, and ensure no fun was had by anyone.  Thanks, Gavin.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 17, 2021, 08:21:22 PM
All this talk of St Patrick's Day, I didn't even realize it was today.

Once upon a time, it was great fun in San Francisco to gather in and around a few of the Irish bars after work, close the street, set up a band, drink a few beers, and socialize.

A young mayor soon put a stop to all that.  Oh sure, those streets continued to be closed, but now they were also cordoned off with police tape, with cops posted at the intersection to hassle and arrest anyone holding a beer.  An abrupt end to a tradition, and ensure no fun was had by anyone.  Thanks, Gavin.

That is damn depressing. Seriously.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 17, 2021, 08:26:07 PM
Back in the day I worked part-time bartending.  After working until closing one St. Patrick's day night my fingers were stained with green food coloring for three days.  Have had an aversion to green beer ever since.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 17, 2021, 09:39:28 PM
Back in the day I worked part-time bartending.  After working until closing one St. Patrick's day night my fingers were stained with green food coloring for three days.  Have had an aversion to green beer ever since.


My memory may be failing me, I believe the last time I had green beer may have been with a drinking buddy named Dan McLain (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country_Dick_Montana)

I don't know how I found my car and, I remember this clearly, after drinking all-you-can-drink green beer by paying $5 for a beer cup, that I found myself driving on the freeway not knowing how I got to that point.  That was the last time I was a blotto driver.

That night also included me (accidentally) butting heads with a beautiful blonde who approached me with an offer to dance (I think).  My profuse apologies followed. 

I remember the place, Jose Murphy's. I remember the street. I remember looking for my car. I remember realizing I was on the freeway. I remember the things I remember in vivid color, BUT today I called a vowel a noun.

I promised myself that, once I get bad, I'm outta here.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 17, 2021, 09:54:37 PM


My memory may be failing me, I believe the last time I had green beer may have been with a drinking buddy named Dan McLain (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country_Dick_Montana)

I don't know how I found my car and, I remember this clearly, after drinking all-you-can-drink green beer by paying $5 for a beer cup, that I found myself driving on the freeway not knowing how I got to that point.  That was the last time I was a blotto driver.

That night also included me (accidentally) butting heads with a beautiful blonde who approached me with an offer to dance (I think).  My profuse apologies followed. 

I remember the place, Jose Murphy's. I remember the street. I remember looking for my car. I remember realizing I was on the freeway. I remember the things I remember in vivid color, BUT today I called a vowel a noun.

I promised myself that, once I get bad, I'm outta here.



Remember the green vomit?  Yeah, I do too. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 17, 2021, 10:13:22 PM
Remember the green vomit?  Yeah, I do too.

My excesses rarely got me to vomit.  I made many-a-deal with god in exchange to avoid vomiting.

I believe I need 16 more children to sacrifice at the altar
🙄🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 17, 2021, 10:16:10 PM
My excesses rarely got me to vomit.  I made many-a-deal with god in exchange to avoid vomiting.

I believe I need 16 more children to sacrifice at the altar
🙄🙄🙄🙄
A
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 19, 2021, 10:28:22 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1372962811085750276
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 19, 2021, 03:44:40 PM
Over the years I would travel to visit how others celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day.
2021, I am home. My roots? Go read “Angela’s Ashes.” My family’s ham and cabbage dinner is similar to a collard greens recipe. However, I don’t use smoked ham hocks. I buy a cheap salty greasy piece of pork (butt/shoulder). The grease and salt makes the cabbage and potatoes wonderful. No reason to add a bunch of newfangled ingredients. Corned Beef and horseradish? Corned Beef is for the Hoity-toity folks. Corned beef has no grease or salt…so what good it is? 
No offense @PolkaDot

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LOL, no offense taken @FISH ....I've been called worse. ;) Corned Beef is literally Salted Beef (ya know, the "corned" part?) But Okay. You do you. And I will definitely pass on the uplifting read, I don't want to cry myself to sleep.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 19, 2021, 03:47:46 PM
You wouldn't eat it because your pea-brain is incapable of comprehending how special it is. Like I need a + fucking 1 ::)
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And you're right, I should have said -2 !!!  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 19, 2021, 03:54:09 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1372962811085750276
LOL, I like how his eyebrow goes up when he's talking.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 19, 2021, 04:12:22 PM
LOL, no offense taken @FISH ....I've been called worse. ;) Corned Beef is literally Salted Beef (ya know, the "corned" part?) But Okay. You do you. And I will definitely pass on the uplifting read, I don't want to cry myself to sleep.  :'(
@PolkaDot ...well you are a Hoity-toity type of gal.
I saw you the other night eating an English Tea Cucumber Sandwich with the crust removed.
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Post by: KSM on March 19, 2021, 06:49:20 PM
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And you're right, I should have said -2 !!!  :o
GIMME MY POINT BACK!!!  YEAOTCH!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on March 20, 2021, 06:34:52 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1372962811085750276
What reverb unit do you folks think the EVPs carry around with them?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 20, 2021, 06:56:34 AM
Am I the only one that was born, raised and lives in a "Dirty Old Town" in EllGab?
@KSM  calls me ‘fishywishy.’  I have earned the right to sing IRISH PUB SONGS.
My middle name is Mary. Molly is the nickname for Mary. "Molly Malone" (also known as "Cockles and Mussels" or "In Dublin's Fair City") is a popular song set in Dublin, Ireland, which has become its unofficial anthem. The song tells the fictional tale of a FISHWIFE who plied her trade on the streets of Dublin. Mary Malone died on 13 June 1699. June 13th is "Molly Malone Day.” I was born on the 13th of June and I live very close to a river.
I am starting to feel so alone in EllGab.  I am surrounded by clean non-city people.

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Post by: sean92008 on March 20, 2021, 07:06:58 AM
What reverb unit do you folks think the EVPs carry around with them?

Furman rack mount - What Jerry Garcia used to use.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 20, 2021, 07:17:52 AM
Am I the only one that was born, raised and lives in a "Dirty Old Town" in EllGab?
@KSM  calls me ‘fishywishy.’  I have earned the right to sing IRISH PUB SONGS.
My middle name is Mary. Molly is the nickname for Mary. "Molly Malone" (also known as "Cockles and Mussels" or "In Dublin's Fair City") is a popular song set in Dublin, Ireland, which has become its unofficial anthem. The song tells the fictional tale of a FISHWIFE who plied her trade on the streets of Dublin. Mary Malone died on 13 June 1699. June 13th is "Molly Malone Day.” I was born on the 13th of June and I live very close to a river.
I am starting to feel so alone in EllGab.  I am surrounded by clean non-city people.

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It all depends. If the city is in a crazy stupid state, all one can do is go non-city.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 20, 2021, 07:21:47 AM
Am I the only one that was born, raised and lives in a "Dirty Old Town" in EllGab?

I am starting to feel so alone in EllGab.  I am surrounded by clean non-city people.


Did you forget where I was born and raised, and now reside again? @FISH
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 20, 2021, 07:54:52 AM
Did you forget where I was born and raised, and now reside again? @FISH

I believe that she did. I can see why she maybe discounted me - I had pretty grubby origins but got out. All I have to offer is that after decades of living in the South, I still sound like my friend Carl Gratiot here:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on March 20, 2021, 08:22:54 AM
I believe that she did. I can see why she maybe discounted me - I had pretty grubby origins but got out. All I have to offer is that after decades of living in the South, I still sound like my friend Carl Gratiot here:



Now you sound like Falkie trying to convince people of his REAL GUY FROM PITTSBURGH origins while wearing his shirt with the “Pittsburgh-ese” sayings. HA.
If being in the South (speaking as a born and bred “Suthener”) this long hasn’t gotten you to the y’all, Bless ya heart, Yo momma and ‘dem, and I really do love grits stage...well, I don’t know what to say.
🤔🤭SMH
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 20, 2021, 08:52:56 AM
I believe that she did. I can see why she maybe discounted me - I had pretty grubby origins but got out. All I have to offer is that after decades of living in the South, I still sound like my friend Carl Gratiot here:

I do the Pop and the 'frigerator.  ;D  Also I was going to go dahn tahn after the last storm but the roads were too slippy.  ;)  I will admit that I lost most of my accent after living in Virginia for 28 years.  Never picked up anything southern though.  I just quit saying yinz and switched to y'all.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 20, 2021, 09:09:54 AM
Now you sound like Falkie...

Ouch!  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 20, 2021, 09:24:24 AM
Compared to Senda. Oooff.  ;)


I've never said ya'all and I guess I never will at this point. Don't care for grits and I'd just calle the guy an arsehole over "bless his heart".
I guess after 30 years there has been some effect though.  I'd now call the young lady pictured below"full grown" which is probably an improvement over the "brick shit house" phrase , if I am super busy at work on a given day, I may just get a "pack of Nabs" out of the machine rather than to go to the cafeteria.  From Hillbilly Jim, I've picked of "gaum" - as in "this function is all gaumed up now". Turn about is fair play in that on occasion Jim will say "Ah Jeez......" and he didn't get that from Noory. He got it from me.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2021, 09:35:49 AM
Am I the only one that was born, raised and lives in a "Dirty Old Town" in EllGab?
@KSM  calls me ‘fishywishy.’  I have earned the right to sing IRISH PUB SONGS.
My middle name is Mary. Molly is the nickname for Mary. "Molly Malone" (also known as "Cockles and Mussels" or "In Dublin's Fair City") is a popular song set in Dublin, Ireland, which has become its unofficial anthem. The song tells the fictional tale of a FISHWIFE who plied her trade on the streets of Dublin. Mary Malone died on 13 June 1699. June 13th is "Molly Malone Day.” I was born on the 13th of June and I live very close to a river.
I am starting to feel so alone in EllGab.  I am surrounded by clean non-city people.
@FISH

I called you "Fishywishy" once. I've no plans to perpetuate this. Ok? It was a one time shot. And besides! You're a tough chicky, you can take it.

Don't feel alone. That's stupid.

Happy eventual and belated birthday. May you have and have had a great ones on that days.

...fuck sakes  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 20, 2021, 09:38:15 AM
Did you forget where I was born and raised, and now reside again? @FISH

 ::)

“In a way, you’ve already won in this world because you’re the only one who can be you.”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 20, 2021, 09:39:09 AM
Compared to Senda. Oooff.  ;)


I've never said ya'all and I guess I never will at this point. Don't care for grits and I'd just calle the guy an arsehole over "bless his heart".
I guess after 30 years there has been some effect though.  I'd now call the young lady pictured below"full grown" which is probably an improvement over the "brick shit house" phrase , if I am super busy at work on a given day, I may just get a "pack of Nabs" out of the machine rather than to go to the cafeteria.  From Hillbilly Jim, I've picked of "gaum" - as in "this function is all gaumed up now". Turn about is fair play in that on occasion Jim will say "Ah Jeez......" and he didn't get that from Noory. He got it from me.

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Bless her hearts.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 20, 2021, 09:41:46 AM
Now you sound like Falkie trying to convince people of his REAL GUY FROM PITTSBURGH origins while wearing his shirt with the “Pittsburgh-ese” sayings. HA.
If being in the South (speaking as a born and bred “Suthener”) this long hasn’t gotten you to the y’all, Bless ya heart, Yo momma and ‘dem, and I really do love grits stage...well, I don’t know what to say.
🤔🤭SMH

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 20, 2021, 09:44:09 AM
@Walks_At_Night   this my jawn!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 20, 2021, 09:45:58 AM
@FISH

I called you "Fishywishy" once. I've no plans to perpetuate this. Ok? It was a one time shot. And besides! You're a tough chicky, you can take it.

Don't feel alone. That's stupid.

Happy eventual and belated birthday. May you have and have had a great ones on that days.

...fuck sakes  ::)
thanks for the nice birthday wish, I think.

For Pete's sake, what does @KSM mean?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2021, 09:50:58 AM
thanks for the nice birthday wish, I think.

For Pete's sake, what does @KSM mean?
The largest microphone in the forefront pictured is a, Shure KSM32.  Years ago when I created my account on COASTgab I had not a handle picked out so when forced to make a decision I looked around and the KSM32 microphone was one of the first things I saw.  I now have a KSM44 as well but no need for a name change.

Ok? @FISH Have a blessed day.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 20, 2021, 10:01:06 AM
@Walks_At_Night   this my jawn!



There are some similarities to the Pittsburgh lingo.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 20, 2021, 10:03:36 AM
For Pete's sake, what does @KSM mean?

I always thought it meant KillerSweetMuscles.   ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 20, 2021, 10:49:13 AM
Now you sound like Falkie trying to convince people of his REAL GUY FROM PITTSBURGH origins while wearing his shirt with the “Pittsburgh-ese” sayings. HA.
If being in the South (speaking as a born and bred “Suthener”) this long hasn’t gotten you to the y’all, Bless ya heart, Yo momma and ‘dem, and I really do love grits stage...well, I don’t know what to say.
🤔🤭SMH

Isn’t she precious?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on March 20, 2021, 11:07:06 AM
Compared to Senda. Oooff.  ;)


I've never said ya'all and I guess I never will at this point. Don't care for grits and I'd just calle the guy an arsehole over "bless his heart".
I guess after 30 years there has been some effect though.  I'd now call the young lady pictured below"full grown" which is probably an improvement over the "brick shit house" phrase , if I am super busy at work on a given day, I may just get a "pack of Nabs" out of the machine rather than to go to the cafeteria.  From Hillbilly Jim, I've picked of "gaum" - as in "this function is all gaumed up now". Turn about is fair play in that on occasion Jim will say "Ah Jeez......" and he didn't get that from Noory. He got it from me.

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Ok, give you a pass on everything...since you do keep me LMAO at your stories, and you are a lot nicer, cuter, smarter, etc., etc., etc. than Senda Droopypants.
😁😉
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on March 20, 2021, 11:08:38 AM
Isn’t she precious?

😉
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 20, 2021, 11:10:15 AM
Am I the only one that was born, raised and lives in a "Dirty Old Town" in EllGab?
@KSM  calls me ‘fishywishy.’  I have earned the right to sing IRISH PUB SONGS.
My middle name is Mary. Molly is the nickname for Mary. "Molly Malone" (also known as "Cockles and Mussels" or "In Dublin's Fair City") is a popular song set in Dublin, Ireland, which has become its unofficial anthem. The song tells the fictional tale of a FISHWIFE who plied her trade on the streets of Dublin...

We used to sing that one in elementary school.  Once a week or so we'd have ''music class'', which was mostly singing all sorts of traditional songs.  I have no idea how they were chosen.

In Dublin's fair city
where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she wheeled her wheel-barrow
Through streets broad and narrow
Crying, "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 20, 2021, 12:34:02 PM
I had, through positive reinforcement, taught one of my cats to lay down on command. It was mostly for selfish motivations; he would get on my lap and circle around while I was trying to work on something, so I taught him to lay down...

Lately, it's been 3 days now, this little bastard doesn't lay down!

Worse, he reaches out and touches my goddamn phone.  I don't care about the potential for toxoplasmosis. That's not really a risk, but I am pissed off as he's created all sorts of problems including hitting back buttons when I'm filling out forms, etc.

Argh!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on March 20, 2021, 01:04:20 PM
Why isn't it called England Yard?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 20, 2021, 01:11:56 PM
Why isn't it called England Yard?

The Scottish guard things better, including fabric...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2021, 01:53:52 PM
I had, through positive reinforcement, taught one of my cats to lay down on command. It was mostly for selfish motivations; he would get on my lap and circle around while I was trying to work on something, so I taught him to lay down...

Lately, it's been 3 days now, this little bastard doesn't lay down!

Worse, he reaches out and touches my goddamn phone.  I don't care about the potential for toxoplasmosis. That's not really a risk, but I am pissed off as he's created all sorts of problems including hitting back buttons when I'm filling out forms, etc.

Argh!
He no longer recognizez your "Authority" Tough gig, dude

Why isn't it called England Yard?

I used to work for a former Scotland yard detective.  He said they all use to find it amusing that the rest of the world was so taken with the Ripper case. It seemed common knowledge to them who he was but we.. all insist on "perpetuating the damn thing with movies and film"

Dude was a hard-ass.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on March 20, 2021, 02:02:51 PM
I used to work for a former Scotland yard detective.  He said they all use to find it amusing that the rest of the world was so taken with the Ripper case. It seemed common knowledge to them who he was but we.. all insist on "perpetuating the damn thing with movies and film"

Dude was a hard-ass.

Interesting.  Did he happen to say who the Ripper was?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 20, 2021, 03:07:22 PM
...It seemed common knowledge to them who he was but we.. all insist on "perpetuating the damn thing with movies and film"
Dude was a hard-ass.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 20, 2021, 03:22:36 PM
He no longer recognizez your "Authority" Tough gig, dude

Maybe I need to snarl at him while arching my back.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 20, 2021, 03:47:36 PM
The largest microphone in the forefront pictured is a, Shure KSM32.  Years ago when I created my account on COASTgab I had not a handle picked out so when forced to make a decision I looked around and the KSM32 microphone was one of the first things I saw.  I now have a KSM44 as well but no need for a name change.

Ok? @FISH Have a blessed day.  :)

@KSM

THANK YOU!!!!

I feel like I am learning to like you. ALMOST.


&t=39s
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 20, 2021, 03:50:34 PM
Interesting.  Did he happen to say who the Ripper was?

@Rikki Gins  - enquiring minds want to know!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on March 20, 2021, 05:30:03 PM
@Rikki Gins  - enquiring minds want to know!

@FISH  I did happen to look into the matter via my Monitor status and saw a sailor.  Unfortunately I couldn't get a name to go along with him. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2021, 05:33:44 PM
@KSM

THANK YOU!!!!

I feel like I am learning to like you. ALOT!!!!

Like me ALOT ? Hmm that was easy.

I've talked with him. The video guy.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2021, 05:44:00 PM
Interesting.  Did he happen to say who the Ripper was?
@Rikki Gins

I worked for him between 99 and 03. So I cannot quote him verbatim but I think he was fucking with me. Maybe not.

After he had his chuckle about westerners being suckers for a good story  ::) (He was now a Canadian citizen - funny how that works)  I asked him outright who he The Ripper was. This part I remember well "Ahh! you're putting language in my mouth, nobody said anything about a she!"  From there I imagine I went out and served papers or confiscated/repo'd a car or TV as per my job.

I really liked Walter Sickert as a suspect. The artist.  I believe 20/20 or one of those shows did a piece on him being the ripper. Very compelling.

But if the ripper was indeed a SHE? I think it's kinda hot!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 20, 2021, 08:23:33 PM
@Rikki Gins

I worked for him between 99 and 03. So I cannot quote him verbatim but I think he was fucking with me. Maybe not.

After he had his chuckle about westerners being suckers for a good story  ::) (He was now a Canadian citizen - funny how that works)  I asked him outright who he The Ripper was. This part I remember well "Ahh! you're putting language in my mouth, nobody said anything about a she!"  From there I imagine I went out and served papers or confiscated/repo'd a car or TV as per my job.

I really liked Walter Sickert as a suspect. The artist.  I believe 20/20 or one of those shows did a piece on him being the ripper. Very compelling.

But if the ripper was indeed a SHE? I think it's kinda hot!

A she. Hmm. I read this:
Ripper: The Secret Life of Walter Sickert by Patricia Cornwell. Interesting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2021, 09:14:52 PM
A she. Hmm. I read this:
Ripper: The Secret Life of Walter Sickert by Patricia Cornwell. Interesting.
Yeah, that's the book.  Worth reading? @anniem  Based on ripper letters DNA if I recall the television segment correctly.

There's no way a SHE could do what was done. Ya' know, coz girls are nice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 20, 2021, 09:56:52 PM
Yeah, that's the book.  Worth reading? @anniem  Based on ripper letters DNA if I recall the television segment correctly.

There's no way a SHE could do what was done. Ya' know, coz girls are nice.

It was a very good read. The latest thing I heard as I recall was they were looking at that HH Holmes guy for it. Have you heard that @KSM ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 20, 2021, 10:20:09 PM
Virginia Commonwealth University got eliminated in the first round of the NCAA BBall Tournament.  Shit!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 20, 2021, 10:50:51 PM
Virginia Commonwealth University got eliminated in the first round of the NCAA BBall Tournament.  Shit!!!
The fix is in.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2021, 11:58:15 PM
It was a very good read. The latest thing I heard as I recall was they were looking at that HH Holmes guy for it. Have you heard that @KSM ?
It wasn't HH Holmes. I know very well who he is and although he reeeaaally got around, he wasn't that talented. His funky hotel in Chicago (( shoutout @GravitySucks )) was enough to occupy him in real time.

JOHN HOLMES was more the ripper than HH.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 21, 2021, 07:28:11 AM
The fix is in.

Clearly. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 21, 2021, 08:30:41 AM
International Sign For "HELP ME!" Learn, Share, Post

Learning the International Sign For "HELP ME" could save a child or adult from #Trafficking​ and #Kidnapping​ #ModernDaySlavery

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 21, 2021, 06:21:54 PM
Weird shit going on with AirBnB.  Glitches and all kinds of problems "due to covid" This poor woman trying to book a stay was flagged by the system.. ?   
We were able to clear things up for her and her family but also had to listen to some broken English Airbnb rep explain that "covid has been hard on everybody" <- That, is how they tried to explain away the glitch. Unbelievable.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 21, 2021, 06:43:53 PM
Weird shit going on with AirBnB.  Glitches and all kinds of problems "due to covid" ...

I wonder how many of these places now have a non-fixable bed bug problem
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 21, 2021, 09:56:05 PM
I wonder how many of these places now have a non-fixable bed bug problem


I've heard Biden bugs are even worse.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 23, 2021, 06:13:14 AM
I'm having a coffee that smells like an ashtray.

I miss cigarettes, I miss cigarette smoke.  I miss women who smoke.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 23, 2021, 07:57:51 AM
Over an hour ago, I heard the name of the man arrested for the shooting at the Boulder Colorado King Sooper market...

I have yet to see it online.

The name, as it sounded to me, was a traditional Muslim name.

Here we go, again...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 23, 2021, 08:08:36 AM
Over an hour ago, I heard the name of the man arrested for the shooting at the Boulder Colorado King Sooper market...

I have yet to see it online.

The name, as it sounded to me, was a traditional Muslim name.

Here we go, again...

Must be, the article I saw this morning saying he was booked into jail gave the names of the Columbine killers from 20 years ago (just 35 miles away, they reported breathlessly), but not his...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Gd5150 on March 23, 2021, 09:47:34 AM
Lol bloomers

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Gd5150 on March 23, 2021, 09:51:04 AM
Over an hour ago, I heard the name of the man arrested for the shooting at the Boulder Colorado King Sooper market...

I have yet to see it online.

The name, as it sounded to me, was a traditional Muslim name.

Here we go, again...

Ahmad Al-Issa. Obvious NRA member is obvious.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on March 23, 2021, 09:58:28 AM
But, but, but we don’t know the preferred pronouns of the victims.  How are we supposed to feeeeeellll?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 23, 2021, 10:12:50 AM
Over an hour ago, I heard the name of the man arrested for the shooting at the Boulder Colorado King Sooper market...

I have yet to see it online.

The name, as it sounded to me, was a traditional Muslim name.

Here we go, again...
Muslim? I hope you're right!  I hope he's got seven H's in his name a carts around a basket of snakes.

Pleeeaase Lord don't let it end up being a white guy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 23, 2021, 10:19:09 AM
Lol bloomers

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LOL!  Though we still can't be sure of the gender, can we?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 23, 2021, 12:57:43 PM
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It's kinda quiet around here....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 23, 2021, 06:41:02 PM
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It's kinda quiet around here....

Hello! Hi!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on March 24, 2021, 04:37:49 AM
I started this thread with a post about how men could extend their lives by staring at women’s breasts.  Unfortunately the code ninjas decided to eliminate the link during an early software upgrade.  Why do the code ninjas hate women?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 24, 2021, 07:21:11 AM
I started this thread with a post about how men could extend their lives by staring at women’s them's breasts.  Unfortunately the code ninjas decided to eliminate the link during an early software upgrade.  Why do the code ninjas hate women them?
Carrying on with the personal pronoun joke...

🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 24, 2021, 10:15:11 AM
Carrying on with the personal pronoun joke...

🙄🙄🙄

That's funny.
My father is gone a number of years but when this sort of thing comes up I can't help but wonder. We had pets over the years and he didn't seem to keep track of which were he and which were she. When he wrongly referred to one, we'd all say "HE" or "SHE" to which he'd respond (and this is a good response even today)

"HE, SHE, IT, WHATEVER!"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 24, 2021, 10:21:42 AM
I'm having a coffee that smells like an ashtray.

I miss cigarettes, I miss cigarette smoke.  I miss women who smoke.
There's alot in there. Alot of WHY's..

- Let's start with the women who smoke. Not to be confused with smoking hot women.  What is it about those women that you miss?

- How long have you been a non smoker and how many years did you smoke?

- How is your skin?  Are you leathery..?

@sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 24, 2021, 03:07:42 PM
As soon as all this covid is over and life resumes as "normal"  The She will be back to traveling internationally on business leaving me alone for 7-10 day periods a few times a year.  I do enjoy my own company for the most part but there are those times when I am forced to.. bend it like Backham  8)   Oooh sure I could have others do this for me but then I have to spend time with them afterwards. It's a thing..  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 24, 2021, 03:37:52 PM
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name, too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Da-da-da-da la-la-la-la
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 24, 2021, 04:55:26 PM
There's alot in there. Alot of WHY's..

- Let's start with the women who smoke. Not to be confused with smoking hot women.  What is it about those women that you miss?

I was a much happier person when smoking was everywhere. Life was fun. Music drinking, clubs and the womans.

The most passionate women I've been with in long and short-term relationships were smokers.  Gusto!

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- How long have you been a non smoker and how many years did you smoke?

I only smoked to avoid getting sick in clubs. Especially in the midwest and north.  Smoked a week or so before hitting the road. Didn't have to smoke any other time unless a flirty girl wanted me to hold her cigarette while busy doing something like chugging a beer.
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- How is your skin?  Are you leathery..?

@sean92008

Nope. Youthful well up into my early 50s I could get away with sooo much as a 25-year old because I looked like a kid.  Older predator women were also a benefit.

I also miss the smell of LA pollution. Takes me back to all those times.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on March 24, 2021, 06:09:30 PM
I'm filing a Quart Order to Walmart delivery for milk, a dozen eggs, and a half pound of bacon. ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 24, 2021, 06:30:27 PM
I'm filing a Quart Order to Walmart delivery for milk, a dozen eggs, and a half pound of bacon. ;D
If you tell them to give you a Falkie-sized order...  Instead of delivering the goods directly to the store, they just pull the semi up to your place.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on March 24, 2021, 06:36:02 PM
If you tell them to give you a Falkie-sized order...  Instead of delivering the goods directly to the store, they just pull the semi up to your place.
I did.  If they don't deliver, I'll file a court order instead. ;D

+1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 24, 2021, 06:45:33 PM
I did.  If they don't deliver, I'll file a court order instead. ;D

+1

You can double your opportunity by taking a bus to file the court documents.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on March 24, 2021, 07:14:26 PM
You can double your opportunity by taking a bus to file the court documents.
Why would I take a bus? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 24, 2021, 07:27:24 PM
Why would I take a bus?

To sue the bus company.  Try to fall hard... Falkie-style.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on March 24, 2021, 07:35:58 PM
To sue the bus company.  Try to fall hard... Falkie-style.
Ooh! ;D    Okay, but I don't like Falkie's style.
I was just doin' a play on words.  Quart Order, Court Order?  Never mind.  I ruined it, my bad.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 24, 2021, 07:38:40 PM
Ooh! ;D    Okay, but I don't like Falkie's style.
I was just doin' a play on words.  Quart Order, Court Order?  Never mind.  I ruined it, my bad.
I was following your lead... Falkie wants to sue everybody and eat even more.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on March 24, 2021, 09:35:52 PM
I was following your lead... Falkie wants to sue everybody and eat even more.

LOL!  You out-did me at my own joke.  Well done! ;) ;D   +1

I'm getting old and I'm not as quick on the draw as I used to be.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on March 25, 2021, 06:48:16 AM
Ever Given tracking path before entering and blocking the Suez Canal:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 25, 2021, 01:15:20 PM
I started this thread with a post about how men could extend their lives by staring at women’s breasts.  Unfortunately the code ninjas decided to eliminate the link during an early software upgrade.  Why do the code ninjas hate women?
I blame Heather Wade.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 25, 2021, 01:21:47 PM
As soon as all this covid is over and life resumes as "normal"  The She will be back to traveling internationally on business leaving me alone for 7-10 day periods a few times a year.  I do enjoy my own company for the most part but there are those times when I am forced to.. bend it like Backham  8)   Oooh sure I could have others do this for me but then I have to spend time with them afterwards. It's a thing..  :-\
@KSM maybe you're not paying her him them it  ???
         @juan and @sean92008 are woke all of a sudden and getting persnickety about the pronoun usage here on EllGab, it's rather
         exhausting to keep up with

enough and they're just hanging around thinking there had to be a tip coming at some point. Bad news: you're a cheapskate Good news: they don't really want to snuggle.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 25, 2021, 01:55:43 PM
https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 25, 2021, 02:15:49 PM
A beaver and a tunnel? That's redundant!

🙄🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 25, 2021, 02:23:11 PM
https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784

...Among other concerns, officials fear for safety of persons with wooden prostheses...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 25, 2021, 03:35:59 PM
https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on March 25, 2021, 03:46:12 PM
https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784
Nice beavers don’t taste fishy at all.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 25, 2021, 04:58:53 PM
I blame Heather Wade.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 25, 2021, 05:01:11 PM
https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784

Hi, are you home?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 25, 2021, 05:28:25 PM
Hi, are you home?

Nope. Still in Colorado.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 25, 2021, 06:02:05 PM
Speaking of places, I guess I'm going to need to move. 

My dream place would be out of california, In-N-Out Burger, Costco, Home Depot, Lowe's, Walmart and low taxes (reflected in low gas prices, economical housing, etc...)

I'm screwed, aren't i? I don't think I'm going to find any place like that.

I have thought about South Dakota, Wyoming, Idaho, Tennessee...

I have a limited ceiling on my budget.  I thought of buying a place but I guess I should rent and make sure I like some place first, right?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 25, 2021, 06:16:05 PM
Nope. Still in Colorado.

Having fun? Relaxing?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 26, 2021, 08:06:03 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 26, 2021, 09:58:10 AM
Sister n' law and her scrawny nerd-ass husband planning on renewing their vows for their 20th in two years. IN BORA BORA!  ::)  I hate the destination wedding assholes but these fuckers are taking it to the next level. Apparently there are cabins right on the water and you can watch the fish through the floor. SO. WHAT!

I think I'll come down with an inoperable tumor at the base of my spine a month before.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 26, 2021, 11:22:35 AM
Sister n' law and her scrawny nerd-ass husband planning on renewing their vows for their 20th in two years. IN BORA BORA!  ::)  I hate the destination wedding assholes but these fuckers are taking it to the next level. Apparently there are cabins right on the water and you can watch the fish through the floor. SO. WHAT!

I think I'll come down with an inoperable tumor at the base of my spine a month before.

Use my line:  Why thank you for the offer!  Send me the tickets...  Open bar? Massages?  😁😁😁

No? 

Oops, our passports have expired, not enough time to get them renewed.... I sent a check, they cashed it. They must have lost it in processing...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 26, 2021, 01:04:43 PM
Nope. Still in Colorado.
Stay awhile, Texans have a habit of doing that in our fair state.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 26, 2021, 01:05:21 PM
Speaking of places, I guess I'm going to need to move. 

My dream place would be out of california, In-N-Out Burger, Costco, Home Depot, Lowe's, Walmart and low taxes (reflected in low gas prices, economical housing, etc...)

I'm screwed, aren't i? I don't think I'm going to find any place like that.

I have thought about South Dakota, Wyoming, Idaho, Tennessee...

I have a limited ceiling on my budget.  I thought of buying a place but I guess I should rent and make sure I like some place first, right?
You're going to have to move to the boonies.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 26, 2021, 01:05:53 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 26, 2021, 01:08:54 PM
Sister n' law and her scrawny nerd-ass husband planning on renewing their vows for their 20th in two years. IN BORA BORA!  ::)  I hate the destination wedding assholes but these fuckers are taking it to the next level. Apparently there are cabins right on the water and you can watch the fish through the floor. SO. WHAT!

I think I'll come down with an inoperable tumor at the base of my spine a month before.

Stop being such a grump @KSM ! You might actually enjoy yourself. Or your wife could leave your grump ass at home with the other growly husbands and take me instead. I want to watch fish through the floor. Sun gives me freckles.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 26, 2021, 02:34:42 PM
Sister n' law and her scrawny nerd-ass husband planning on renewing their vows for their 20th in two years. IN BORA BORA!  ::)  I hate the destination wedding assholes but these fuckers are taking it to the next level. Apparently there are cabins right on the water and you can watch the fish through the floor. SO. WHAT!

I think I'll come down with an inoperable tumor at the base of my spine a month before.

So they're basically sending you a bill for thousands of dollars, a long-ass flight, and to go on a vacation they want.  Great.  It's not even a wedding, frankly I don't think there is any obligation on your part, so it's up to you whether you want to go or not (''you'', meaning your wife, so you're screwed). 

It might be fun, I'm more of a packpack through Asia type, so I'd be bored after about 20 minutes on the beach - unless there was something else to do
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 26, 2021, 02:56:22 PM
https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784
Ha!  Glad to see they have a supervisor available for the all-important beaver watching job.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 26, 2021, 05:00:21 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1375597729192292356
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 26, 2021, 05:45:46 PM
So they're basically sending you a bill for thousands of dollars, a long-ass flight, and to go on a vacation they want.  Great.  It's not even a wedding, frankly I don't think there is any obligation on your part, so it's up to you whether you want to go or not (''you'', meaning your wife, so you're screwed). 

It might be fun, I'm more of a packpack through Asia type, so I'd be bored after about 20 minutes on the beach - unless there was something else to do


I really do want out. I am counting on the vaccine passport requirement to keep my unvaccinated ass from attending.

Stop being such a grump @KSM ! You might actually enjoy yourself. Or your wife could leave your grump ass at home with the other growly husbands and take me instead. I want to watch fish through the floor. Sun gives me freckles.
No doubt she would like you. A fellow vaginal mouthpiece that doesn't know her place. @PolkaDot

Use my line:  Why thank you for the offer!  Send me the tickets...  Open bar? Massages?  😁😁😁

No? 

Oops, our passports have expired, not enough time to get them renewed.... I sent a check, they cashed it. They must have lost it in processing...
I hear ya'

Only problem with that is that EVERYTHING is included. Wife's parents are uber filthy rich and will be covering everybody's airfare. Both ways of course.  As stated in my earlier reply to @PB I am counting on the vaccine thing. @sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 26, 2021, 05:45:49 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1375597729192292356

It was HIS honor. @Bart Ell  Like, Mr. Carnation...I too will welcome the anal probe without anesthesia.  In fact, no lube either.  I just hope those aliens have good enough aim to get it dead center into my ruby red starfruit.  I don't want to have to reach back and guide them.  Plus, I'm hoping they can relieve me of my hemorrhoids.

One thing I'm not clear on is, should I get a wax or maybe do a cleanse beforehand.  Or are we just winging it?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 26, 2021, 05:53:35 PM
I really do want out.

@KSM  Then don't go, and don't make an excuse as to why you are not.  A simple..."Best wishes to you both, but I'm not up for the trip.  I'm so happy you two have made it this far and are so committed to each other.  Love is a beautiful thing.  As you already know, I wish you both nothing but the best.  Have a safe trip home.  Looking forward to seeing you another time."

Then send them a gift or whatever.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 26, 2021, 06:29:15 PM

No doubt she would like you. A fellow vaginal mouthpiece that doesn't know her place. @PolkaDot
Ahem , I don’t know my place?  ??? Interesting theory @KSM . All I’m hearing is a bunch of men with sphincters so tight they have the ability to make precious stones. A girl needs more than diamonds, where’s your sense of adventure? Please remember that you’re the arm candy and I don’t pay to hear your opinions. Meanwhile, I’ll be in touch with your wife, we have some serious shopping to do and only two years to do it in.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 26, 2021, 06:30:44 PM
@KSM  Then don't go, and don't make an excuse as to why you are not.  A simple..."Best wishes to you both, but I'm not up for the trip.  I'm so happy you two have made it this far and are so committed to each other.  Love is a beautiful thing.  As you already know, I wish you both nothing but the best.  Have a safe trip home.  Looking forward to seeing you another time."

Then send them a gift or whatever.  ;)
I’m now reconsidering everything you’ve ever said to me @ShayP . :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 26, 2021, 06:31:42 PM
It was HIS honor. @Bart Ell  Like, Mr. Carnation...I too will welcome the anal probe without anesthesia.  In fact, no lube either.  I just hope those aliens have good enough aim to get it dead center into my ruby red starfruit.  I don't want to have to reach back and guide them.  Plus, I'm hoping they can relieve me of my hemorrhoids.

One thing I'm not clear on is, should I get a wax or maybe do a cleanse beforehand.  Or are we just winging it?
Oh boy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 26, 2021, 06:39:14 PM
... Only problem with that is that EVERYTHING is included. Wife's parents are uber filthy rich and will be covering...

Ok, in that case you may as well start packing and get ready to go
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Chine on March 26, 2021, 06:42:18 PM
Been a long time. Just popped in to look around a bit but missed a lot. Hope everyone is well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 26, 2021, 06:43:03 PM
... All I’m hearing is a bunch of men with sphincters so tight they have the ability to make precious stones...

The voice of experience with this sort of event?

... where’s your sense of adventure?...

Not in some pampered foo-foo tourist resort with the in-laws
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 26, 2021, 06:47:43 PM
Have you experience with this sort of event?

Not in some pampered foo-foo tourist resort with the in-laws

Before our very eyes...

And yes Dear, you do seem like the rather rough and tumble adventure snort sort.  ::)

Wait- one more just for emphasis ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 26, 2021, 07:03:11 PM
It was HIS honor. @Bart Ell  Like, Mr. Carnation...I too will welcome the anal probe without anesthesia.  In fact, no lube either.  I just hope those aliens have good enough aim to get it dead center into my ruby red starfruit.  I don't want to have to reach back and guide them.  Plus, I'm hoping they can relieve me of my hemorrhoids.

One thing I'm not clear on is, should I get a wax or maybe do a cleanse beforehand.  Or are we just winging it?

@ShayP --just drop a bombshell.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 26, 2021, 07:04:39 PM
Before our very eyes...

And yes Dear, you do seem like the rather rough and tumble adventure snort sort.  ::)

Wait- one more just for emphasis ::)
Somebody's on the booze tonight. Yeesh!  ::)

Been a long time. Just popped in to look around a bit but missed a lot. Hope everyone is well.
Hope you too are well @Chine Pop in more often. You're a good one. I'm an awful one. Balance is required.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 26, 2021, 07:05:42 PM
Been a long time. Just popped in to look around a bit but missed a lot. Hope everyone is well.

Hello
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 26, 2021, 07:08:08 PM
I really do want out. I am counting on the vaccine passport requirement to keep my unvaccinated ass from attending.
Only problem with that is that EVERYTHING is included. Wife's parents are uber filthy rich and will be covering everybody's airfare. Both ways of course.   @sean92008

Have you been there already? Did you have a terrible experience? Are you allergic to Boras? Are you ascared to fly? Do you hate pretty places with sands and ocean? And all paid too? Sounds delightful, and you can send me a postcard from there too! GO AND HAVE GREAT FUN!!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 26, 2021, 07:08:49 PM
Hello
Don't try and piggyback on my sweet action, lady!

Chine you're a hot chick, right?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 26, 2021, 07:11:50 PM
Don't try and piggyback on my sweet action, lady!

Yes I did and I don't care
I don't care....I don't care
Yes I did and I don't care
Happy day to YOU
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 26, 2021, 07:29:13 PM
@KSM  Then don't go, and don't make an excuse as to why you are not.  A simple..."Best wishes to you both, but I'm not up for the trip.  I'm so happy you two have made it this far and are so committed to each other.  Love is a beautiful thing.  As you already know, I wish you both nothing but the best.  Have a safe trip home.  Looking forward to seeing you another time."

Then send them a gift or whatever.  ;)
That sounds pretty good, neighbor.  You can also throw in one or more of your “standards,” like this one. ;)

“You are special. You’re special to me. There’s only one in this wonderful world.”

It’s #5 here, https://parade.com/954616/alexandra-hurtado/mr-rogers-quotes/

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 26, 2021, 07:34:47 PM
I’m now reconsidering everything you’ve ever said to me @ShayP . :-\

 ???

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 26, 2021, 07:36:23 PM
That sounds pretty good, neighbor.  You can also throw in one or more of your “standards,” like this one. ;)

“You are special. You’re special to me. There’s only one in this wonderful world.”

I think that would be quite fitting. @ItsOver   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 26, 2021, 07:38:07 PM
@ShayP --just drop a bombshell.

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 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 26, 2021, 08:07:26 PM
I really do want out....

These should get you ready, some funny shit.


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 26, 2021, 09:17:25 PM
These should get you ready, some funny shit.


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The first one I'll definitely watch. Hehe
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 27, 2021, 12:24:42 AM
The first one I'll definitely watch. Hehe

They're books..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 27, 2021, 12:36:42 AM
They're books..
@PB

Would it kill ya to not point shit out like that?  Man, let a fucker dream! Maybe I want to stare at a book cover whilst thinking about sexual negro  folks who'd enjoy me as food. Thus digesting me and depositing me in various bountiful stinky poop lumps all over the island.

YUCK!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on March 27, 2021, 05:07:06 AM
Been a long time. Just popped in to look around a bit but missed a lot. Hope everyone is well.
Welcome back.  Post often.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 27, 2021, 06:44:26 AM
@PB

Would it kill ya to not point shit out like that?  Man, let a fucker dream! Maybe I want to stare at a book cover whilst thinking about sexual negro  folks who'd enjoy me as food. Thus digesting me and depositing me in various bountiful stinky poop lumps all over the island.

YUCK!

@KSM They wouldn't know how to prepare you properly.  They don't have the 'special juices' to marinate you nor would they handle your meat the right way.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 27, 2021, 08:28:28 AM
WARNING:  Anything labeled as an energy drink that also includes stuff about weight loss is dangerous!

My regular bowel movement moved up by about 2 hours!

I am addicted! Fuck coffee...
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and I thought it was a bad day because I couldn't get any coffee...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 27, 2021, 10:15:27 AM
WARNING:  Anything labeled as an energy drink that also includes stuff about weight loss is dangerous!

My regular bowel movement moved up by about 2 hours!

I am addicted! Fuck coffee...
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and I thought it was a bad day because I couldn't get any coffee...

@sean92008   You're drinking that every day in place of coffee?   Not sure why it would move your movements.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 27, 2021, 11:20:30 AM
@sean92008   You're drinking that every day in place of coffee?   Not sure why it would move your movements.

This was a one-off...  Got out of the house really early today, didn't have time to make a pot of the black stuff...  Kid offered me this... 

Why do I have a feeling they added some of that cleansing tea to it?  You know, the tea that used to advertise on Heather's podcast.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on March 27, 2021, 02:04:04 PM
Been a long time. Just popped in to look around a bit but missed a lot. Hope everyone is well.
Now I’m going to have to pop on a Siouxsie disc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 27, 2021, 04:39:59 PM
@PB

Would it kill ya to not point shit out like that?...


You know that it would.

And not just any books, books to prepare you for your trip to the South Seas.  They will make you feel much better about your trip, as opposed to his time there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 27, 2021, 04:41:24 PM
Before our very eyes...

And yes Dear, you do seem like the rather rough and tumble adventure snort sort.  ::)

Wait- one more just for emphasis ::)

You might be surprised, we should compare travel experiences some time. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 27, 2021, 07:44:29 PM
unique, funny or unusual epitaphs?

William Alfred “Lucky” Baldwin

Inscription
HERE LIES LUCKY
AND ALWAYS WILL LIE

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/7636642/william-alfred-baldwin
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 28, 2021, 03:04:17 PM
Who the fuck is wasting a plus 1 on me? Fuck sakes it's a lost cause.  Like I'm longing for the sweet day when I hit -500?  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on March 28, 2021, 04:24:42 PM
Who the fuck is wasting a plus 1 on me? Fuck sakes it's a lost cause.  Like I'm longing for the sweet day when I hit -500?  ::)

"I don't get no respect,"  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on March 28, 2021, 05:47:22 PM
Who the fuck is wasting a plus 1 on me? Fuck sakes it's a lost cause.  Like I'm longing for the sweet day when I hit -500?  ::)

I didn't. I 1+ often, but you said don't so I didn't.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 28, 2021, 06:44:07 PM
Now I’m going to have to pop on a Siouxsie disc.
I like you a little more now @whoozit .
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 28, 2021, 06:45:17 PM
You might be surprised, we should compare travel experiences some time.
Absolutely. I love good travel stories. Start a thread @PB .
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 28, 2021, 06:46:54 PM
Who the fuck is wasting a plus 1 on me? Fuck sakes it's a lost cause.  Like I'm longing for the sweet day when I hit -500?  ::)
+1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on March 28, 2021, 07:39:36 PM
Been a long time. Just popped in to look around a bit but missed a lot. Hope everyone is well.

Hey Chine!  I'm happy to see you again.  I hope you stick around.  +1 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on April 01, 2021, 07:01:35 AM
#BlameBart
APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
"Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation"
               
ART BELL enjoyed April Fool's Day.
I do miss all the fun we HAD in The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade.

 
I wonder where did our Landlubbers go? @Moosie , @Journey @Dyna-X , @Doomed and @timebandit .
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 01, 2021, 08:10:57 AM
#BlameBart
APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
"Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation"
               
ART BELL enjoyed April Fool's Day.
I do miss all the fun we HAD in The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade.

 
I wonder where did our Landlubbers go? @Moosie , @Journey @Dyna-X , @Doomed and @timebandit .

Oh of course. I didn't even think about April 1st. That is really really funny.
HW disappeared again. She's no fun anymore.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 01, 2021, 01:06:20 PM
I usually explode things right up front. I think it's a side effect of being publicly criticized and scrutinized for decades (it wasn't all negative, but...). Kind of a preemptive "I don't care what you think" move.

I have been having to restrain myself regarding some issues that may have some very big legal/financial benefit to me. It is killing me. The stress of the situation alone is pretty bad, not being able to blow back and vent some steam on these assholes is making it even more stressful.

I was never a great fisherman, but I feel like I'm learning with this event. Luring them in slowly, one sentence at a time.

This is what happens when you've lived with your heart predominantly displayed on your sleeve for all these years.

I am evolving. I don't name drop and play the "let's do lunch" thing anywhere near what I used to. I guess this is another phase.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 01, 2021, 08:51:34 PM
I usually explode things right up front. I think it's a side effect of being publicly criticized and scrutinized for decades (it wasn't all negative, but...). Kind of a preemptive "I don't care what you think" move.

I have been having to restrain myself regarding some issues that may have some very big legal/financial benefit to me. It is killing me. The stress of the situation alone is pretty bad, not being able to blow back and vent some steam on these assholes is making it even more stressful.

I was never a great fisherman, but I feel like I'm learning with this event. Luring them in slowly, one sentence at a time.

This is what happens when you've lived with your heart predominantly displayed on your sleeve for all these years.

I am evolving. I don't name drop and play the "let's do lunch" thing anywhere near what I used to. I guess this is another phase.

The name dropping could be fun.   ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 01, 2021, 09:26:33 PM
The name dropping could be fun.   ;) ;) ;)
no
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 01, 2021, 10:26:04 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on April 02, 2021, 02:24:34 PM
Inspired by whoozit, I am treating April as "chest buster avatar" month.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 02, 2021, 02:32:00 PM


My new ringtone. @PolkaDot
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 02, 2021, 03:27:50 PM
Is Hoagland still doing a show?  I wonder if he still thinks the EM drive is the gateway to interstellar travel.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a35991457/emdrive-thruster-fails-tests
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 02, 2021, 04:00:57 PM
Is Hoagland still doing a show?  I wonder if he still thinks the EM drive is the gateway to interstellar travel.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a35991457/emdrive-thruster-fails-tests

Hold it... I thought it was already tested... I've been following this story for a while.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 02, 2021, 05:15:37 PM
I am not sure at what age men become insufferable old twats who complain about everything but I do know I want to die 1 year before whenever that is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 02, 2021, 05:20:41 PM
I am not sure at what age men become insufferable old twats who complain about everything but I do know I want to die 1 year before whenever that is.

I think that only applies to the British.  You should be fine for years to come.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 02, 2021, 05:23:39 PM
FUCK! EVERYTHING'S RUNNING TOO SLOW ON THE INTERWEB, THE ADS ARE HOLDING EVERYTHING UP! THE MUSIC THREAD IS BORING! FALKIE ISN'T DOING ENOUGH LIVE VIDEOS! BART PLAYED AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE ON MARCH 31ST!


I am not sure at what age men become insufferable old twats who complain about everything but I do know I want to die 1 year before whenever that is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 02, 2021, 05:28:29 PM
I think that only applies to the British.  You should be fine for years to come.

Have you seen the MLB thread?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 02, 2021, 05:32:27 PM
Have you seen the MLB thread?

LOL!!!  Yeah, I'm in there.  Not insufferable though.  I think.  ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 02, 2021, 05:33:15 PM
LOL!!!  Yeah, I'm in there.  Not insufferable though.  I think.  ???

Tick tock.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 02, 2021, 05:39:32 PM
I am not sure at what age men become insufferable old twats who complain about everything but I do know I want to die 1 year before whenever that is.
Men.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 02, 2021, 05:41:08 PM
Tick tock.

So much for my future.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 02, 2021, 05:56:31 PM
I am not sure at what age men become insufferable old twats who complain about everything but I do know I want to die 1 year before whenever that is.

How old are you, you may be close.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 02, 2021, 05:59:07 PM
How old are you, you may be close.

Tick tock for me then!
I hope there is some sort of warning that the change is happening so I can go out gracefully.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 02, 2021, 06:01:24 PM
Tick tock for me then!
I hope there is some sort of warning that the change is happening so I can go out gracefully.

Hang tough Bart. You've got squirrels to fight yet.  Don't let them furry bastards win!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 02, 2021, 06:05:20 PM
Hang tough Bart. You've got squirrels to fight yet.  Don't let them furry bastards win!
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Know what pisses me off?
Geese crossing the road and cars stopping for those little pricks.
WHAT HAPPENED TO SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST?

Crap, I can feel the change happening.
It may be too late.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 02, 2021, 06:07:07 PM
Know what pisses me off?
Geese crossing the road and cars stopping for those little pricks.
WHAT HAPPENED TO SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST?

Crap, I can feel the change happening.
It may be too late.

Move here man. The damn Geese never leave.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 02, 2021, 06:08:35 PM
Move here man. The damn Geese never leave.

Don't cousins fuck cousins there?
A bit too cozy for my liking.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 02, 2021, 06:11:36 PM
Don't cousins fuck cousins there?
A bit too cozy for my liking.

Well yes, some of that does go on but the BBQ is good and you only have to shovel snow once every two years.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 02, 2021, 06:24:39 PM
Well yes, some of that does go on but the BBQ is good and you only have to shovel snow once every two years.

I only had to shovel once this year.
Not much of a selling point!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 03, 2021, 09:48:54 PM
Well yes, some of that does go on but the BBQ is good and you only have to shovel snow once every two years.

I'm not sure he wants to leave his precious peach trees.

Peaches sound delicious right now...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on April 04, 2021, 02:34:03 PM
Stag’s Leap Artemis Cabernet Sauvignon is a tasty drink.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 04, 2021, 03:59:11 PM
My brother's cat will grab a spoon and eat from it.

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@Spookcat
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 04, 2021, 10:03:00 PM
https://twitter.com/g_knapp/status/1378927011352125440
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 05, 2021, 02:12:53 AM
Fart rays... Silent but deadly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 05, 2021, 10:05:19 AM
https://twitter.com/g_knapp/status/1378927011352125440
That poor planet.  :(  Never stood a chance

Fart rays... Silent but deadly.
You keep that away..  go outside, blow some leaves.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 05, 2021, 02:56:41 PM
My brother's cat will grab a spoon and eat from it.

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ewwww.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 05, 2021, 03:53:57 PM
Where the fuck is my negative karma?  This is awful.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 05, 2021, 05:58:44 PM
Where the fuck is my negative karma?  This is awful.

âž•🥇
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 05, 2021, 06:47:34 PM
Where the fuck is my negative karma?  This is awful.
In don’t know, Tigger seems okay with it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 05, 2021, 07:14:18 PM

âž•🥇


LOL
In don’t know, Tigger seems okay with it.
Who cares what he thinks. I'm poo!   Pooh?  WHATEVER! I'M THE FUCKING LOVEABLE BEAR!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 05, 2021, 08:13:13 PM
LOLWho cares what he thinks. I'm poo!   Pooh?  WHATEVER! I'M THE FUCKING LOVEABLE BEAR!

Are you sure you’re not Piglet? ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on April 05, 2021, 10:33:53 PM
'Americans are oversexed and underlaid". - Serge
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: damon on April 06, 2021, 12:49:33 AM
https://www.turnto23.com/news/local-news/actor-wil-wheaton-gets-vaccinated-at-california-state-university-bakersfield
Who cares if Wil Wheaton gets his shot or not.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 06, 2021, 01:53:25 AM
https://www.turnto23.com/news/local-news/actor-wil-wheaton-gets-vaccinated-at-california-state-university-bakersfield
Who cares if Wil Wheaton gets his shot or not.

I am more concerned that an actor who was on such a hugely popular syndicated show happens to find that the Bakersfield location is the most convenient one...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 06, 2021, 12:28:59 PM
Every once in awhile I go through a green lentil phase. They remind me of pine nuts if simmered with a little bay, oregano, and thyme until al dente. I'll eat them this way all on their own by the spoonful, which doesn't seem to be the usual way. Oh well, here's to the unusual.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 06, 2021, 01:33:18 PM
I love pine nuts... There's a guy at the Farmers market who does all sorts of stuff with them like roasting them in maple syrup... Yes, counterintuitive to health...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on April 06, 2021, 02:32:50 PM
Speaking of, I just got the Roddenberry Trekker vaccine. May or may not prevent the compulsion to attend cosplay events. I figure, why not?

However, I am concerned about the painful Horta bumps forming around the injection site.

NO HURT I my ass.

 >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on April 06, 2021, 02:39:50 PM
https://www.turnto23.com/news/local-news/actor-wil-wheaton-gets-vaccinated-at-california-state-university-bakersfield
Who cares if Wil Wheaton gets his shot or not.
Wesley, even a bigger bitch than his mother.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on April 06, 2021, 02:46:01 PM
Speaking of, I just got the Roddenberry Trekker vaccine. May or may not prevent the compulsion to attend cosplay events. I figure, why not?

However, I am concerned about the painful Horta bumps forming around the injection site.

NO HURT I my ass.

 >:(
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The other guy is busy conducting a moon shuttle, not by choice, of course.

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Post by: Camazotz Automat on April 06, 2021, 03:42:20 PM
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One of my all time favorite Vulcan mind melds.

"Painnnnn!"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 06, 2021, 06:19:22 PM
@KSM

What in the fuck is a Erection Wrench? And why does anyone need a 2-pocket erection wrench holster?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 06, 2021, 07:44:00 PM
@KSM

What in the fuck is a Erection Wrench? And why does anyone need a 2-pocket erection wrench holster?

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:) ;D  The holsters are pretty funny. I have that exact holster and I always think that it depicts two smiling cyclops or one set of boobies.  :)  :)

..@GravitySucks   I know you know about the raised handle of said wrench - you must by now.  But imagine if our actual erections came with that feature just think of the places we could work our way into with such sweet torque.

Mmmmmm Torrrrque  :) 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 06, 2021, 07:49:34 PM
Wesley, even a bigger bitch than his mother.



Oh, that's one MILF....  Doctor Crusher...  Ahhh. Engage!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 08, 2021, 10:15:12 AM
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Post by: anniem on April 08, 2021, 11:55:50 AM
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Those look..........YUMMY
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 08, 2021, 12:07:19 PM
Oh, that's one MILF....  Doctor Crusher...  Ahhh. Engage!

You can have the Doctor. I will take the Captain. Too long in the tooth now. But I bet he was a prime specimen at full salute during TNG. And he could whisper Shakespeare sonnets inbetween Borg attacks
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 08, 2021, 12:23:21 PM
You can have the Doctor. I will take the Captain. Too long in the tooth now. But I bet he was a prime specimen at full salute during TNG. And he could whisper Shakespeare sonnets inbetween Borg attacks

Not Ryker?

(Pre- and post-beard, he was rather striking.)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 08, 2021, 12:32:15 PM
  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  Well, received the boxes today. Three of them. Two of them are going internationally. All of them are going home. Covid kept tribute shows and memorials from taking place... I had driven to L.A. to collect them all for safe keeping.

The three of them had success somewhere. I'm sure there's a YouTube video or two of each one of them. In preparing for this, I cannot help but think about the Beatles' road manager, Mal Evans. (His remains never got to their destination.)

Frankly, I'm doing this on my dime because they're cheap-assed greedy families who won't do it themselves. Royalty checks keep coming in but they won't spend a few bucks on repatriating the remains.

(No one in this video is related to the above comments...)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 08, 2021, 12:39:08 PM
Not Ryker?

(Pre- and post-beard, he was rather striking.)

Couldn't hold a phaser to Jean Luc
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 08, 2021, 12:41:08 PM
Couldn't hold a phaser to Jean Luc

Yeah, but Ryker had Troi.  Stud.

Yes Picard had a massive crush on Crusher, but to score with an empath is like triple points.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 08, 2021, 01:10:42 PM
Couldn't hold a phaser to Jean Luc
I never liked the NG. The series looked like an after school special. No edge whatsoever.

 [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  Well, received the boxes today. Three of them. Two of them are going internationally. All of them are going home. Covid kept tribute shows and memorials from taking place... I had driven to L.A. to collect them all for safe keeping.

The three of them had success somewhere. I'm sure there's a YouTube video or two of each one of them. In preparing for this, I cannot help but think about the Beatles' road manager, Mal Evans. (His remains never got to their destination.)

Frankly, I'm doing this on my dime because they're cheap-assed greedy families who won't do it themselves. Royalty checks keep coming in but they won't spend a few bucks on repatriating the remains.

(No one in this video is related to the above comments...)



Now what's all this about?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 08, 2021, 02:11:23 PM

Now what's all this about?

3 died over the last year+. Living past glories while based in LA. No families nearby. I stored their urns until now. Other friends were not in stable living arrangements or (worse) isolated in fear because of their age and health. I knew the three of them well enough that I offered.  Because of likely coming changes in my life, they gotta go now.  I don't want to be known as the one who lost their cremains. 

Yes, I did think of selling pendants with a gram of their cremains.  It wouldn't be lucrative enough considering the unwanted attention I'd get over a former A or B-lister from 50 years ago. The last thing I need is people nosing around then involving my kids in some petty groupie/fan bullshit.

No, I didn't get any of their belongings. Those disappeared. I'd be lucky to get postage back.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on April 09, 2021, 12:05:22 PM
Why can’t washer and dryers with pedestals be made to a specific height?  I just wasted a couple of hours raising the cabinets in my laundry room 3 inches.  Now I am waiting for putty to dry so I can paint.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 09, 2021, 12:08:24 PM
Why can’t washer and dryers with pedestals be made to a specific height?  I just wasted a couple of hours raising the cabinets in my laundry room 3 inches.  Now I am waiting for putty to dry so I can paint.

Huh, are you a shortist?

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 09, 2021, 01:01:47 PM
Why can’t washer and dryers with pedestals be made to a specific height?  I just wasted a couple of hours raising the cabinets in my laundry room 3 inches.  Now I am waiting for putty to dry so I can paint.
Alllways up to something ain't cha'

Proooductive!

Huh, are you a shortist?

 ;D ;D ;D

He's 6'5 but he's married to Gulliver, so..  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 10, 2021, 09:21:06 AM
Electricians are assholes.

Twice now in the last eight months I've been called to a job site because one of my guys finds himself in a physical altercation with some arrogant, self entitled, wire-boy who cannot be bothered to mind other peoples works in progress. Are they this way from birth or is it learned with the trade?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 10, 2021, 09:31:26 AM
Electricians are assholes.

Twice now in the last eight months I've been called to a job site because one of my guys finds himself in a physical altercation with some arrogant, self entitled, wire-boy who cannot be bothered to mind other peoples works in progress. Are they this way from birth or is it learned with the trade?

Too many zaps fry their synapses? Make them mean. They wish they could play with the pretty wood instead of evil wire that bites
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 10, 2021, 09:39:16 AM
Yeah, but Ryker had Troi.  Stud.

Yes Picard had a massive crush on Crusher, but to score with an empath is like triple points.

Hmmm. The whole empath echo ability. Sweet. How about Locutus and Seven of Nine?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 10, 2021, 11:36:29 AM
Electricians are assholes.

Twice now in the last eight months I've been called to a job site because one of my guys finds himself in a physical altercation with some arrogant, self entitled, wire-boy who cannot be bothered to mind other peoples works in progress. Are they this way from birth or is it learned with the trade?

From a family of IBEW members (including myself for a short time), there are a lot of antisocial electrical workers out there. Part of it is the fact that it's kind of a loner job and people who aren't very good glad handing and being diplomatic get those types of jobs. If you have any personality, the unions usually try to tap you as customer interface, salesman, instructors or foremen.

No exaggeration here, highly functioning asperger-suffering people were often recruited into the trades because they were able to really make sure that things were done right and they didn't waste their time socializing.

What's worse? Electrical inspectors. They're the biggest douchebags in the world full of cunts.

By the way, what kind of Union would vote for somebody who seeks to eliminate their jobs? The IBEW, the international brotherhood of electrical workers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 10, 2021, 11:39:57 AM
Hmmm. The whole empath echo ability. Sweet. How about Locutus and Seven of Nine?

7 was a 10.  I don't know who it was, but I remember reading somebody say that the Star Trek costumes were heavily padded to make everybody's physique look better. This person was shocked to see how Patrick Stewart was padded up. I think.

For Deanna Troi, any, how do I delicately say this, bodily shapes were fully intentional.

I wish I remembered who said that in an interview. I don't even remember if it was a male or female, a regular cast member or a guest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 10, 2021, 04:09:09 PM
From a family of IBEW members (including myself for a short time), there are a lot of antisocial electrical workers out there. Part of it is the fact that it's kind of a loner job and people who aren't very good glad handing and being diplomatic get those types of jobs. If you have any personality, the unions usually try to tap you as customer interface, salesman, instructors or foremen.

No exaggeration here, highly functioning asperger-suffering people were often recruited into the trades because they were able to really make sure that things were done right and they didn't waste their time socializing.

What's worse? Electrical inspectors. They're the biggest douchebags in the world full of cunts.

By the way, what kind of Union would vote for somebody who seeks to eliminate their jobs? The IBEW, the international brotherhood of electrical workers.
Wire-boys tend to make the most money and most often do not have to get dirty and messy like the drywallers, painters, and occasionally flooring guys. Drywallers by most accounts really are the scum of the Earth but at least they know they're bottom of the boot just one level lower than painters. We floor types are one level lower than the electricals when it comes to $$$ so it sticks in their craw. They are also perfectly aware that nobody likes them..

Inspectors, for the most part, are power tripping empty vessels. They can ruin dreams faster than fire!

In other news - I just ate four cinnamon buns and my head is pounding while my stomach is in knots as it tries to make sense of what I have just done..  Fuck. ME!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 10, 2021, 04:25:55 PM
Heh heh heh...

I once had to write on a power strip what position to put the switch even though it had a pilot light. I wrote the note as a courtesy to the union electrician who didn't know how to tell it was on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 11, 2021, 01:13:10 AM
When Priss Hairy flies back to the UK without the horrible Margan Mickel, will he come to his senses, if he hasn't already, and seek asylum?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on April 11, 2021, 02:45:43 AM
...Drywallers by most accounts really are the scum of the Earth but at least they know they're bottom of the boot just one level lower than painters...
I always got a laugh when Michael Weiner AKA Savage referred to Sean Hannity as “The Wallbanger,” due to his working as a drywaller/painter.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 11, 2021, 12:01:55 PM
My car really needed gas. For some reason the husband kept not filling it up. Not sure what was up with that.  ??? I finally had to resort to driving his truck. He FINALLY filled my tank.  8)

Good help is so hard to find these days.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 11, 2021, 12:04:18 PM
Wire-boys tend to make the most money and most often do not have to get dirty and messy like the drywallers, painters, and occasionally flooring guys. Drywallers by most accounts really are the scum of the Earth but at least they know they're bottom of the boot just one level lower than painters. We floor types are one level lower than the electricals when it comes to $$$ so it sticks in their craw. They are also perfectly aware that nobody likes them..

Inspectors, for the most part, are power tripping empty vessels. They can ruin dreams faster than fire!

In other news - I just ate four cinnamon buns and my head is pounding while my stomach is in knots as it tries to make sense of what I have just done..  Fuck. ME!

So the trades aren't smacking each other on the ass while flexing and making kissy faces at each other? Sharing around their tools like a sexy tradesman boys club? Weird. I thought for sure it was the male version of :
PILLOW FIGHT!

Well, now I'm kinda bummed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on April 11, 2021, 12:05:37 PM
My car really needed gas. For some reason the husband kept not filling it up. Not sure what was up with that.  ??? I finally had to resort to driving his truck. He FINALLY filled my tank.  8)

Good help is so hard to find these days.

Attagirl! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 11, 2021, 12:36:19 PM
My car really needed gas. For some reason the husband kept not filling it up. Not sure what was up with that.  ??? I finally had to resort to driving his truck. He FINALLY filled my tank.  8)

Good help is so hard to find these days.
Maybe he was empowering to to fill it yourself.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 11, 2021, 01:30:12 PM
Maybe he was empowering to to fill it yourself.

In NJ, customers are not allowed to fill their own tanks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on April 11, 2021, 01:45:12 PM
In NJ, customers are not allowed to fill their own tanks.
Can they fill their cars?  Who owns a tank.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 11, 2021, 02:03:26 PM
Can they fill their cars?  Who owns a tank.

LOL!!!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 11, 2021, 02:08:22 PM
Two things I've only recently learned:

1) Never overfill the tank. Liquid gas spilling into the gas fume evap system is a bad thing.

2) Never let it go low. The gas lubricates and cools the fuel pump.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on April 11, 2021, 03:22:08 PM
Can they fill their cars?  Who owns a tank.
Well, it is Joysee.  I might prefer a tank over a vehicle with just bulletproof glass.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 11, 2021, 06:15:20 PM
Maybe he was empowering to to fill it yourself.
NO, Juan.  >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 11, 2021, 06:15:53 PM
Two things I've only recently learned:

1) Never overfill the tank. Liquid gas spilling into the gas fume evap system is a bad thing.

2) Never let it go low. The gas lubricates and cools the fuel pump.
I'll be sure to tell my husband.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 11, 2021, 07:51:22 PM
I'll be sure to tell my husband.
And the spousal unit?

So the trades aren't smacking each other on the ass while flexing and making kissy faces at each other? Sharing around their tools like a sexy tradesman boys club?

Your sexual fantasy; bunch o' 6 o clock shadow scruffy sinewy limbed tradesmen hanging out all day.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 12, 2021, 12:59:59 PM
And the spousal unit?
Your sexual fantasy; bunch o' 6 o clock shadow scruffy sinewy limbed tradesmen hanging out all day.

The Spousal Unit is busy.
Oooh, we have the same fantasy! Nice. You must need a lot of work done around your house too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 12, 2021, 06:52:46 PM
The front porch on my barndiminium has 2 ten foot 4x6 posts holding up the overhang. I wanted something with more character. Last September I cut down to cedar trees to use as posts.

Once I finally got the bark off of them, the sap wood was much lighter than I wanted for the posts.

I bought two different stain/sealers to enhance the grain of the wood.

First I used a mahogany stain (2 coats) for the deep crevasses that in several places go all the way to the red cedar heartwood. Then I used 3 coats of redwood stain/sealer for the 2 logs. I think they turned out really nice.

LPT: Using a fake sheepskin car washing mitt allows you to stain 2 11’ logs in 3 minutes per coat.

Sanding the logs by hand to make them smooth took much longer.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 12, 2021, 07:05:56 PM
The front porch on my barndiminium has 2 ten foot 4x6 posts holding up the overhang. I wanted something with more character. Last September I cut down to cedar trees to use as posts.

Once I finally got the bark off of them, the sap wood was much lighter than I wanted for the posts.

I bought two different stain/sealers to enhance the grain of the wood.

First I used a mahogany stain (2 coats) for the deep crevasses that in several places go all the way to the red cedar heartwood. Then I used 3 coats of redwood stain/sealer for the 2 logs. I think they turned out really nice.

LPT: Using a fake sheepskin car washing mitt allows you to stain 2 11’ logs in 3 minutes per coat.

Sanding the logs by hand to make them smooth took much longer.

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I LIKE IT!

You could pretty much build a little fire in-between and call them benches. But nice posts for sure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 12, 2021, 07:32:35 PM
The front porch on my barndiminium has 2 ten foot 4x6 posts holding up the overhang. I wanted something with more character. Last September I cut down to cedar trees to use as posts.

Once I finally got the bark off of them, the sap wood was much lighter than I wanted for the posts.

I bought two different stain/sealers to enhance the grain of the wood.

First I used a mahogany stain (2 coats) for the deep crevasses that in several places go all the way to the red cedar heartwood. Then I used 3 coats of redwood stain/sealer for the 2 logs. I think they turned out really nice.

LPT: Using a fake sheepskin car washing mitt allows you to stain 2 11’ logs in 3 minutes per coat.

Sanding the logs by hand to make them smooth took much longer.

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That's just beautiful!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 12, 2021, 09:41:43 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 12, 2021, 10:37:36 PM


That was great.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 14, 2021, 10:50:18 AM
As I have posted in the past my wife primarily employs Jehovah's Witness's - 6 of 8 in fact. This was not intentional, it's just turned out this way.

Recently one of them left this leaflet on her desk as he was going to be hosting a zoom gathering last Saturday and wanted her (wife) to watch and critique his delivery. Of course he wasn't trying to convert her but rather just wanted her opinion on how he came across on the meeting ::)  This didn't go over well and he was warned to "leave his faith at home"

What I can't figure out is what actor this particular Jesus looks like. ?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 14, 2021, 11:35:10 AM
As I have posted in the past my wife primarily employs Jehovah's Witness's - 6 of 8 in fact. This was not intentional, it's just turned out this way.

Recently one of them left this leaflet on her desk as he was going to be hosting a zoom gathering last Saturday and wanted her (wife) to watch and critique his delivery. Of course he wasn't trying to convert her but rather just wanted her opinion on how he came across on the meeting ::)  This didn't go over well and he was warned to "leave his faith at home"

What I can't figure out is what actor this particular Jesus looks like. ?

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Good for her.  And that is Jesus, the Gameshow Host!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 14, 2021, 12:59:15 PM
First thought... Mel Gibson with short hair.

Looking at it longer... Not so sure.

James Brolin?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 14, 2021, 02:40:28 PM
As I have posted in the past my wife primarily employs Jehovah's Witness's - 6 of 8 in fact. This was not intentional, it's just turned out this way.

Recently one of them left this leaflet on her desk as he was going to be hosting a zoom gathering last Saturday and wanted her (wife) to watch and critique his delivery. Of course he wasn't trying to convert her but rather just wanted her opinion on how he came across on the meeting ::)  This didn't go over well and he was warned to "leave his faith at home"

What I can't figure out is what actor this particular Jesus looks like. ?

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Lead balloon. That's one Lilly white Jesus.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 14, 2021, 03:33:30 PM
First thought... Mel Gibson with short hair.

Looking at it longer... Not so sure.

James Brolin?
YES! @sean92008   James motherfuckin' Brolin!

And that is Jesus, the Gameshow Host!!!
Who's Soul Is It Anyway ? @anniem
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 14, 2021, 03:49:48 PM
YES! @sean92008   James motherfuckin' Brolin!


Jesus married Barbara Streisand.  What a fucking coincidence...  Every time one of her songs comes on the radio I say "Why in Christ's sake are they playing this shit?"

Now I know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 15, 2021, 10:47:10 AM
Jesus married Barbara Streisand.  What a fucking coincidence...  Every time one of her songs comes on the radio I say "Why in Christ's sake are they playing this shit?"

Now I know.
My mother n law loves "Barbara". When she came out back in October 2019 for 9 DAYS! The She decided to purchase the Memories album online for her moms visit. It was blaring throughout the house Halloween day and I remember carving the pumpkins out with my huge very sharp knives.. I began to drink.. the violent possibilities/scenarios began to play out in my head..

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 15, 2021, 11:25:07 AM
My mother n law loves "Barbara". When she came out back in October 2019 for 9 DAYS! The She decided to purchase the Memories album online for her moms visit. It was blaring throughout the house Halloween day and I remember carving the pumpkins out with my huge very sharp knives.. I began to drink.. the violent possibilities/scenarios began to play out in my head..

I don't like Bobra
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 15, 2021, 11:27:01 AM
Barbara can drive some to homicide, some to suicide and some to Jehovah's Witnesses... Look at James Brolin!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 15, 2021, 11:42:12 AM
My mother n law loves "Barbara". When she came out back in October 2019 for 9 DAYS! The She decided to purchase the Memories album online for her moms visit. It was blaring throughout the house Halloween day and I remember carving the pumpkins out with my huge very sharp knives.. I began to drink.. the violent possibilities/scenarios began to play out in my head..
Who came out, Barbra or your MIL?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on April 15, 2021, 11:53:59 AM
Ha, ha, ha... about time. ;)  ;D

“Not wishing to be left behind by Hank Azaria, I would like to apologise on behalf on Monty Python for all the many sketches we did making fun of white English people

We're sorry for any distress we may have caused.”

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) April 13, 2021

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 15, 2021, 02:03:51 PM
Did he silly walk away?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 15, 2021, 02:30:36 PM
Who came out, Barbra or your MIL?
My mother n law loves "Barbara". When she came out back in October 2019 for 9 DAYS! The She decided to purchase the Memories album online for her moms visit. It was blaring throughout the house Halloween day and I remember carving the pumpkins out with my huge very sharp knives.. I began to drink.. the violent possibilities/scenarios began to play out in my head..


@juan Seriously. Sometimes you're absolutely Strangle Worthy.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 15, 2021, 05:08:36 PM
Bairyn has become a crypto currency mogul.
She dropped 5 grand on dogecoin when it was at 0.0071 and got 704225 of them.
They are now at 18 cents.
Is she gonna sell?
No, she has been convinced it will hit a buck.

Her next buy is @PolkaDot coin.
If it flops then I will send @PolkaDot to the zoo.
It's only fair.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 15, 2021, 05:31:15 PM
Bairyn has become a crypto currency mogul.
She dropped 5 grand on dogecoin when it was at 0.0071 and got 704225 of them.
They are now at 18 cents.
Is she gonna sell?
No, she has been convinced it will hit a buck.

Her next buy is @PolkaDot coin.
If it flops then I will send @PolkaDot to the zoo.
It's only fair.

When she cashes out she'll be sending a check or money order out Senda's way then?  He needs iPad #22 and GoPro #3 after all.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 15, 2021, 06:46:45 PM
When she cashes out she'll be sending a check or money order out Senda's way then?  He needs iPad #22 and GoPro #3 after all.

It heard she is buying bellgab.com
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 15, 2021, 09:38:37 PM
Bairyn has become a crypto currency mogul.
She dropped 5 grand on dogecoin when it was at 0.0071 and got 704225 of them.
They are now at 18 cents.
Is she gonna sell?
No, she has been convinced it will hit a buck.

Her next buy is @PolkaDot coin.
If it flops then I will send @PolkaDot to the zoo.
It's only fair.

That's great! I hope it bears full financial fruit.

in 2013 when Justin was making his weed/pot/mary-jane promises we sunk 10 into pot stocks. Needless to say that 2014/15 were geereat .  We dumped very early in 2016. Was the right decision.



@PolkaDot coin?  Ugly rugs and blended whisky.. no thanks. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 16, 2021, 02:55:17 AM
I was expecting an overnight package to arrive today...  FedEx.

It arrived at the shooting scene in Indianapolis two hours ago. Due to arrive on the west coast tonight. Much is riding on it. ☹️
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 16, 2021, 05:21:01 AM
I was expecting an overnight package to arrive today...  FedEx.

It arrived at the shooting scene in Indianapolis two hours ago. Due to arrive on the west coast tonight. Much is riding on it. ☹️

Sometimes I don't have such good luck with fedex.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 16, 2021, 10:23:08 AM
Sometimes I don't have such good luck with fedex.

I remember they used to make a big deal about the white boxes. Proving that they didn't walk all over them, like UPS is always accused of doing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 16, 2021, 02:29:28 PM
I remember they used to make a big deal about the white boxes. Proving that they didn't walk all over them, like UPS is always accused of doing.

I can honestly say that most larger packages I've received that were shipped via UPS had a shoe/boot print on them.  I also had some regardless of size that looked like they were put in a tumbler.  The corners of the boxes were smashed, tape was broken, etc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 16, 2021, 02:59:09 PM
I can honestly say that most larger packages I've received that were shipped via UPS had a shoe/boot print on them.  I also had some regardless of size that looked like they were put in a tumbler.  The corners of the boxes were smashed, tape was broken, etc.
Oh, they tumble!  They literally dump containers out sometimes like those big dump trucks, one side goes up...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 16, 2021, 03:22:07 PM
Bairyn has become a crypto currency mogul.
She dropped 5 grand on dogecoin when it was at 0.0071 and got 704225 of them.
They are now at 18 cents.
Is she gonna sell?
No, she has been convinced it will hit a buck.

Her next buy is @PolkaDot coin.
If it flops then I will send @PolkaDot to the zoo.
It's only fair.
Oh Dear, I'm not sure I could survive the zoo...I heard there wasn't hot water.  :(
Also, I don't think you understand the term "fair".
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 16, 2021, 03:24:14 PM
That's great! I hope it bears full financial fruit.

in 2013 when Justin was making his weed/pot/mary-jane promises we sunk 10 into pot stocks. Needless to say that 2014/15 were geereat .  We dumped very early in 2016. Was the right decision.



@PolkaDot coin?  Ugly rugs and blended whisky.. no thanks.

I have a beautiful rug thank you very much and my taste in whiskey is better than your taste in Scotch.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 16, 2021, 03:26:11 PM
Her next buy is @PolkaDot coin.
If it flops then I will send @PolkaDot to the zoo.
It's only fair.

@PolkaDot coin?  Ugly rugs and blended whisky.. no thanks.

I'm beginning to think some of the men around here don't appreciate me properly. I'm considering a revolt.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 16, 2021, 03:30:41 PM
I'm beginning to think some of the men around here don't appreciate me properly. I'm considering a revolt.
Leave out of it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 16, 2021, 05:02:36 PM
my taste in whiskey is better than your taste in Scotch.  :P
BULLSHIT!

And I offered to buy you ANY bottle of whiskey of your choice up $500! You turned that offer down. Not my fault you disagree with many a whiskey kings who sing the praises of the, Scapa!

I'm beginning to think some of the men around here don't appreciate me properly. I'm considering a revolt.

Appreciate ya fine. Relax   ::)




BTW great new AV @ShayP
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on April 16, 2021, 05:15:50 PM
I can honestly say that most larger packages I've received that were shipped via UPS had a shoe/boot print on them.  I also had some regardless of size that looked like they were put in a tumbler.  The corners of the boxes were smashed, tape was broken, etc.

I ordered a pair of Bose headphones years ago from Crutchfield. They shipped the UPS overnight. They didn't arrive but UPS said they delivered them. UPS actually did deliver them, the driver tossed them into the shrubbery at the front of my house. I found them the next day. Unfortunately my sprinklers had gone off the night before.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Mr Apnea on April 16, 2021, 06:25:59 PM
I'm so confused!!!

The Japanese media is reporting that a professional stripper has been arrested for stripping at a strip club in Tokyo.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 16, 2021, 06:58:42 PM
I'm so confused!!!

The Japanese media is reporting that a professional stripper has been arrested for stripping at a strip club in Tokyo.

She was over 20. That's why. 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 16, 2021, 08:55:23 PM
As I have posted in the past my wife primarily employs Jehovah's Witness's - 6 of 8 in fact. This was not intentional, it's just turned out this way.

Recently one of them left this leaflet on her desk as he was going to be hosting a zoom gathering last Saturday and wanted her (wife) to watch and critique his delivery. Of course he wasn't trying to convert her but rather just wanted her opinion on how he came across on the meeting ::)  This didn't go over well and he was warned to "leave his faith at home"

What I can't figure out is what actor this particular Jesus looks like. ?

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I met a few JW's in Japan. Apparently they aren't supposed to socialize outside of their faith unless they are attempting to convert teach.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 16, 2021, 08:57:47 PM
I'm so confused!!!

The Japanese media is reporting that a professional stripper has been arrested for stripping at a strip club in Tokyo.

They have rather odd rules on indecency. In this case, it was because her bare butt was shown, but the club got in trouble for also showing movies they weren't cleared to.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 16, 2021, 09:04:50 PM
I met a few JW's in Japan. Apparently they aren't supposed to socialize outside of their faith unless they are attempting to convert teach.

The rudest asses in Japan I encountered?  LDS & JWs.  They would walk through wedding photos, family events, they walked through a big family greeting... None of it was on an open path either.  They went out of their way to be assholes.

They didn't realize that most of the family spoke English. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 16, 2021, 09:13:46 PM
I met a few JW's in Japan. Apparently they aren't supposed to socialize outside of their faith unless they are attempting to convert teach.
Related:  I once sat next to a Japanese student on a flight from JFK to Toronto (UP and suddenly DOWN) She was connecting to Tokyo from Toronto to spend a month with family and was not looking forward to it. They were not meeting her at the airport in Tokyo and she was extremely worried about the transit situation. She was almost teary eyed at times so the mind wanders as I assume there was something else going on other than a trip to see family..   I think about here a lot.  :( 

..hope she made it  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 16, 2021, 09:25:56 PM
Related:  I once sat next to a Japanese student on a flight from JFK to Toronto (UP and suddenly DOWN) She was connecting to Tokyo from Toronto to spend a month with family and was not looking forward to it. They were not meeting her at the airport in Tokyo and she was extremely worried about the transit situation. She was almost teary eyed at times so the mind wanders as I assume there was something else going on other than a trip to see family..   I think about here a lot.  :( 

..hope she made it  :-\

The trains are a bit of a pain in the ass, but not too horrible depending on where she had to go. I think it's a bit odd that her family wasn't going to meet her, but perhaps they were not doing well and that's why she was upset.

Now all the possibilities are making me sad :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 16, 2021, 09:32:45 PM


Now all the possibilities are making me sad :(

Sorry.  Maybe she was also running from that LIT CITY guy who expressed his unbridled and horrific desire for you at the other place.

You were nice about it though..  TOO NICE, Spookydear.

@Spookcat
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 16, 2021, 09:35:56 PM
The rudest asses in Japan I encountered?  LDS & JWs.  They would walk through wedding photos, family events, they walked through a big family greeting... None of it was on an open path either.  They went out of their way to be assholes.

They didn't realize that most of the family spoke English.

They were largely just annoying with their constant door to door visits. At their most helpful, we could count on them to give us directions in English when we would see them outside train stations.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 16, 2021, 09:37:52 PM
Related:  I once sat next to a Japanese student on a flight from JFK to Toronto (UP and suddenly DOWN) She was connecting to Tokyo from Toronto to spend a month with family and was not looking forward to it. They were not meeting her at the airport in Tokyo and she was extremely worried about the transit situation. She was almost teary eyed at times so the mind wanders as I assume there was something else going on other than a trip to see family..   I think about here a lot.  :( 

..hope she made it  :-\

Narita (Japan's major international airport) is the equivalent of going to Los Angeles by landing in Las Vegas. Maybe not a good comparison, but I'll stick with it. Narita is in another state.

If you have any sort of luggage, it takes a lot more money to get into the Tokyo perfecture.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 16, 2021, 09:39:56 PM
Sorry.  Maybe she was also running from that LIT CITY guy who expressed his unbridled and horrific desire for you at the other place.

You were nice about it though..  TOO NICE, Spookydear.

@Spookcat

Yeah.... he's blocked now. He got really creepy. He thought I had a fox pet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 16, 2021, 10:48:07 PM
Yeah.... he's blocked now. He got really creepy. He thought I had a fox pet.

Hold it...  Anthony? The guy who supposedly drove cross country? Lit city, right?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 17, 2021, 11:42:32 AM
BULLSHIT!

And I offered to buy you ANY bottle of whiskey of your choice up $500! You turned that offer down. Not my fault you disagree with many a whiskey kings who sing the praises of the, Scapa!

Appreciate ya fine. Relax   ::)




BTW great new AV @ShayP
It's too sweet.

I'm doing some shopping today, you can make it up to me. $500 is the donation?

Agree about @ShayP 's av, though now we'll need to change his pronouns to they/them. @juan are you keeping track?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 17, 2021, 01:06:16 PM
It's too sweet.

I'm doing some shopping today, you can make it up to me. $500 is the donation?

Agree about @ShayP 's av, though now we'll need to change his pronouns to they/them. @juan are you keeping track?
I should have known better. Of course an extreme sour cannot appreciate anything SWEET!  There's more to that malt than sweet! Ms. unrefined pallet.

..The offer stood six weeks ago when it was made (TWICE) as I felt guilty for recommending something that you were not all that fond of.    Now, go have a glass of blended garbage Johnny Walker.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 17, 2021, 01:11:48 PM
Ms. unrefined pallet.

Is that the kind you get a splinter from?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 17, 2021, 01:49:01 PM
Is that the kind you get a splinter from?
Thanks for that!  :)  fuckface

What we have here is a tomato tomahto palate thing.

One can however go to the local lumber yard and pick up an unrefined pallet of product.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 17, 2021, 02:17:27 PM
I should have known better. Of course an extreme sour cannot appreciate anything SWEET!  There's more to that malt than sweet! Ms. unrefined pallet.

..The offer stood six weeks ago when it was made (TWICE) as I felt guilty for recommending something that you were not all that fond of.    Now, go have a glass of blended garbage Johnny Walker.
???
I'm practically apple pie! That doesn't mean I want to drink it.
Please. If you're going to make shit up then at least make it sound believable.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 17, 2021, 02:22:09 PM
???
I'm practically apple pie! That doesn't mean I want to drink it.
Please. If you're going to make shit up then at least make it sound believable.
Make shit up? It is a very popular single malt scotch. Worldwide.

SOREEeee

I'm off this subject. Going out! Side!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 17, 2021, 03:51:01 PM
So, I've been driving a Prius a lot lately. I get over 61 miles per gallon on it by just driving the speed limit. I'm not an asshole about driving the speed limit either. I stay in the number four or number three lane, I don't clog up the merge lanes I will speed up if it's jam-packed and nobody can pass me as far over to the right as I am.

What I find hilarious is, even just today, I had cars that stayed behind me even with open lanes to their left. So I'm toodling along at 65 mph and some Chevy sedan will be behind me nearly tailgating me for miles on end. In this particular case the freeway expanded to a couple more lanes and I pulled over one laying to the right. Then this car who's been doing 65 right on my tail for the last four or five miles suddenly hits 90 mph passing me.

Are they fucking drunk? What is wrong with them that they couldn't just change lanes and pass me on a clear bright day?  I am damn proud of my 60+MPG driving habits. Not even a quarter of a tank gone and I've gone something like 230 miles.  Fluid dynamics!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 17, 2021, 09:22:33 PM
Hold it...  Anthony? The guy who supposedly drove cross country? Lit city, right?

Yeah. He did drive cross country, streamed most of it. Left his car in California and flew back too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 18, 2021, 03:47:39 AM
Agree about @ShayP 's av, though now we'll need to change his pronouns to they/them. @juan are you keeping track?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on April 18, 2021, 11:33:52 AM
Don’t find yourself on this trail.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2021, 02:00:45 PM
@KSM you want some bacon on the half shell?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 18, 2021, 05:00:49 PM
@KSM you want some bacon on the half shell?

Oh you know I Do!  I assume that's in your woods?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2021, 06:59:04 PM
Oh you know I Do!  I assume that's in your woods?

@KSM Yep. Tired of these ugly smelly critters.

That one was only about 100 pounds.

The biggest one I have shot so far was about 450. First time ever I was a bit scared in the woods.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 18, 2021, 07:03:56 PM
@KSM Yep. Tired of these ugly smelly critters.

That one was only about 100 pounds.

The biggest one I have shot so far was about 450. First time ever I was a bit scared in the woods.

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Yeah, 450!  That'll scare. But at the end of the day, it's your land, dammit and they gotta learn!  ;D

Sad thing is, I know people who think they could just walk up and pet a wild hog  :o  ::)

EDIT  What did you shoot the 450 with?  One clean shot?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 18, 2021, 07:11:28 PM
... The biggest one I have shot so far was about 450...

What do you do with them, take them to the butcher?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2021, 07:32:18 PM
What do you do with them, take them to the butcher?

The really big ones I just haul out back to feed the coyotes and buzzards. I went back where I dumped that big one two weeks later and couldn’t find any sign of it. I eventually found the skull about 200 yards into the woods. This one was prime eating size, so I kept it alive all day trying to find someone that wanted free meat. But with everyone getting tax returns and stimulus checks nobody was interested in doing the work required to field dress it and process it. I dispatched it with a rifle I had been wanting to try out and dumped it about 3000 yards back in my woods. Haven’t heard the coyotes yet, so they haven’t found it yet.

The stainless steel lever action 357 magnum carbine shoots really nice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 18, 2021, 07:48:18 PM
The really big ones I just haul out back to feed the coyotes and buzzards. I went back where I dumped that big one two weeks later and couldn’t find any sign of it. I eventually found the skull about 200 yards into the woods. This one was prime eating size, so I kept it alive all day trying to find someone that wanted free meat. But with everyone getting tax returns and stimulus checks nobody was interested in doing the work required to field dress it and process it. I dispatched it with a rifle I had been wanting to try out and dumped it about 3000 yards back in my woods. Haven’t heard the coyotes yet, so they haven’t found it yet.

The stainless steel lever action 357 magnum carbine shoots really nice.

We have those things around here, tearing up entire hillsides at night digging for grubs. 

They're supposed to be highly aggressive, and pretty dangerous with those razor sharp tusks.  It's about the only animal around here I haven't seen hiking and mountain bike riding.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2021, 07:51:39 PM
Yeah, 450!  That'll scare. But at the end of the day, it's your land, dammit and they gotta learn!  ;D

Sad thing is, I know people who think they could just walk up and pet a wild hog  :o  ::)

EDIT  What did you shoot the 450 with?  One clean shot?

@KSM I was in my deer stand at dark when she and about a dozen smaller ones came out of the creek bed and headed to my feeder. I had my favorite rifle with me. An old Remington 30.06 which I customized by floating the barrel and painted the stock a camouflage color. The first shot disabled her and she spun around over and over under the feeder. I was worried she was going to run off into the thicket so I shot a second time. But that is when she started spinning the other direction and did manage to get off into the thicket. I waited in my tree stand for at least 30 minutes making sure I didn’t hear her or any of her brood tearing through the woods. I headed back to my camp to get my tractor and my daughter to go look for her. I drove around and couldn’t find her. I got off the tractor and told my daughter that if anything happened to me NOT TO GET OFF THE TRACTOR!!! DRIVE THE TRACTOR TO THE NEIGHBORS AND CALL 911!!

I found her dead right where I thought she would be in the thicket. It was all I could do to get her drug out and into the bucket of the tractor. My 30.06 is not fancy, but over the last 40 years it has earned it’s “1S1K” brand I labeled it with.

I actually don’t hunt for meat anymore. I run my feeders all year and am always ready, willing and able to teach youngsters how to hunt, but killing animals does not bring me joy. I still sit in my stands several times each year to watch the wildlife but feral hogs are the only thing I dispatch. And it doesn’t come easy. Oh the shooting is easy for me. Sight picture. Breath control. Aim small.  Trigger control. These things come naturally for me. But ending an animal’s life has always come with mixed emotions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2021, 08:08:48 PM
We have those things around here, tearing up entire hillsides at night digging for grubs. 

They're supposed to be highly aggressive, and pretty dangerous with those razor sharp tusks.  It's about the only animal around here I haven't seen hiking and mountain bike riding.

@PB The reason I put this trap out there is because of how much of a nuisance they have become. Two months ago I was taking my girlfriend for a walk through the woods. We had just walked past one of my feeders and it went off. About a dozen hogs larger than this one came running towards us to get to the corn. I had my pistol so I jumped in front of my girlfriend and just fired a couple of warning shots. They retreated but I could still hear them in the thicket. They tear up every square inch of where they decide to root looking for grubs or acorns depending on the time of year. I have a creek that crosses my property and it’s a pretty deep ravine. They bed down in there during the day and do most of their damage at night. Last fall I was just walking stealthily through the woods to go sit in one of my ladder stands. I was wearing moccasins so I was as silent as a human can be in the woods. A boar about 300 pounds crossed about 30 feet in front of me. I wasn’t armed because it was midday and I was just out for a stroll. I screamed and it just stood there. They don’t have good eyesight. But an excellent sense of smell. I guess I was downwind because it just stood there. I started waving my arms and yelling at it, and it decided to just walk away the way it was headed. Not sure what would have happened if it decided to charge me. I used to be able to run pretty fast. Not anymore.

I still take my walks in the woods but I make sure I always have my walking stick if I am alone now. If I am with someone else I carry my pistol. I’m glad I had it when they charged towards the feeder. I could have shot one or two, but didn’t really want my girlfriend to see me kill anything. I knew the warning shots would make them scatter. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 20, 2021, 03:15:02 PM
So, I've been driving a Prius a lot lately. I get over 61 miles per gallon on it by just driving the speed limit. I'm not an asshole about driving the speed limit either. I stay in the number four or number three lane, I don't clog up the merge lanes I will speed up if it's jam-packed and nobody can pass me as far over to the right as I am.

What I find hilarious is, even just today, I had cars that stayed behind me even with open lanes to their left. So I'm toodling along at 65 mph and some Chevy sedan will be behind me nearly tailgating me for miles on end. In this particular case the freeway expanded to a couple more lanes and I pulled over one laying to the right. Then this car who's been doing 65 right on my tail for the last four or five miles suddenly hits 90 mph passing me.

Are they fucking drunk? What is wrong with them that they couldn't just change lanes and pass me on a clear bright day?  I am damn proud of my 60+MPG driving habits. Not even a quarter of a tank gone and I've gone something like 230 miles.  Fluid dynamics!
When my Uncle first taught me to drive on Californian freeways he said: Get into the 2nd lane and drive the speed limit, whenever you look in your rearview it'll look like the parting of the Red Sea backwards but you won't have to worry about passing or merging until your exit. At 16 I thought that was very funny but it did take the stress out of driving!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 20, 2021, 03:18:42 PM
Don’t find yourself on this trail.
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It means you have arrived. Sit down. Have a bite to eat. There's no where else to go.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 20, 2021, 03:23:13 PM
@KSM you want some bacon on the half shell?

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Ohhh! This looks like a little gal. The good news is they're good eats.
Hmmm, now I want a bacon bagel sandwich.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 20, 2021, 03:24:35 PM
The really big ones I just haul out back to feed the coyotes and buzzards. I went back where I dumped that big one two weeks later and couldn’t find any sign of it. I eventually found the skull about 200 yards into the woods. This one was prime eating size, so I kept it alive all day trying to find someone that wanted free meat. But with everyone getting tax returns and stimulus checks nobody was interested in doing the work required to field dress it and process it. I dispatched it with a rifle I had been wanting to try out and dumped it about 3000 yards back in my woods. Haven’t heard the coyotes yet, so they haven’t found it yet.

The stainless steel lever action 357 magnum carbine shoots really nice.
Damn! Well, I still want a bacon sandwich.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 21, 2021, 12:03:02 AM

         Rat Eating Hater
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 21, 2021, 11:04:13 AM
Ten deer today! Some pretty little.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 21, 2021, 12:18:04 PM
Ten deer today! Some pretty little.

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Oh deer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 21, 2021, 04:16:56 PM
Oh deer.
NEW RULE:

No more Dear to Deer to Dear Deer play whenever someone posts pictures of fury forest welfare recipients.

Stop it!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 21, 2021, 04:39:40 PM
NEW RULE:

No more Dear to Deer to Dear Deer play whenever someone posts pictures of fury forest welfare recipients.

Stop it!

I am disappointed that the response I expected didn't occur...

Dinner.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on April 21, 2021, 04:46:18 PM
NEW RULE:

No more Dear to Deer to Dear Deer play whenever someone posts pictures of fury forest welfare recipients.

Stop it!

That’s a good ideer.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 21, 2021, 05:08:08 PM
Ten deer today! Some pretty little.

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Bambis!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 21, 2021, 07:05:11 PM
That’s a good ideer.

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LOL
Lovely deer, deer.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 21, 2021, 07:05:59 PM
Bambis!

Fun to see
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 23, 2021, 05:30:19 AM
Bairyn has become a crypto currency mogul.
She dropped 5 grand on dogecoin when it was at 0.0071 and got 704225 of them.
They are now at 18 cents.
Is she gonna sell?
No, she has been convinced it will hit a buck.

Has she considered Cumrocket Coin? 

https://twitter.com/CryptoWhale/status/1385331935145304071

The team (https://cumrocketcrypto.com/the-team) behind it looks pretty solid.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 23, 2021, 05:43:29 AM
Has she considered Cumrocket Coin? 

https://twitter.com/CryptoWhale/status/1385331935145304071

The team (https://cumrocketcrypto.com/the-team) behind it looks pretty solid.

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It goes up a bunch and then nothing for about 15 minutes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on April 23, 2021, 06:37:54 AM
It goes up a bunch and then nothing for about 15 minutes.

I know better. I should be out in my yard painting something. I mixed up some-- some magic paint.  Now I am sitting here reading about the solid gold team.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 23, 2021, 07:51:39 AM
I know better. I should be out in my yard painting something. I mixed up some-- some magic paint.  Now I am sitting here reading about the solid gold team.  :'(

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 23, 2021, 09:09:59 AM
I recently received treatment that resulted in me needing a 5% Lidocaine patch on the base of my skull...  So... It's running down from my skull to spine something like 6 inches...  I swear, I was hallucinating. Bad dreams. Not good.

Would rather feel the original pain.

For those of you experimental types, the 5% patch is Japanese-made like some OTC brands. OTC is a 4% version.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 23, 2021, 10:02:25 AM
I know better. I should be out in my yard painting something. I mixed up some-- some magic paint.  Now I am sitting here reading about the solid gold team.  :'(

FISHY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 24, 2021, 01:46:02 PM
https://www.thegamer.com/hasbro-reveals-monopoly-for-millennials/?fireglass_rsn=true (https://www.thegamer.com/hasbro-reveals-monopoly-for-millennials/?fireglass_rsn=true)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 24, 2021, 02:16:13 PM
https://www.thegamer.com/hasbro-reveals-monopoly-for-millennials/?fireglass_rsn=true (https://www.thegamer.com/hasbro-reveals-monopoly-for-millennials/?fireglass_rsn=true)

''... Instead of players trying to buy property and seize total control of the real estate market, players try to accumulate more experiences than everyone else and post them to their social media channels.

''... “Travel around the gameboard discovering and visiting cool places to eat, shop, and relax,” Hasbro writes in their marketing material.

''... We wish this was a joke, but it’s not.

''... You can pick this version of Monopoly up at participating US Walmart stores or Amazon.



When you've cancelled all the other players, you win?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 24, 2021, 03:44:58 PM
When you've cancelled all the other players, you win?

Funny, but also not funny.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 25, 2021, 11:07:11 AM

Hey! I cracked 50 on the karma scale. Maybe you don't hate me as much as I assume you do
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 25, 2021, 02:12:27 PM
Hey! I cracked 50 on the karma scale. Maybe you don't hate me as much as I assume you do
I could knock you down a few if you like?

What's with the passive aggressive bullshit statement?  Why would anybody care either way what a bunch of people they don't know and never will know, think? 

Do you want some points? I am notorious for liquidating my load all over the place. A Nick Manning of karma points, if you will.

Ahhh yA liquidating looaads!!  @Bart Ell

WET! MIDGET! STICKY POWER CHAIR! @ShayP

STICKY KARMA POINTS ALL OVER YOUR BACK! @TigerLily
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 25, 2021, 03:12:31 PM
I could knock you down a few if you like?

What's with the passive aggressive bullshit statement?  Why would anybody care either way what a bunch of people they don't know and never will know, think? 

Do you want some points? I am notorious for liquidating my load all over the place. A Nick Manning of karma points, if you will.

Ahhh yA liquidating looaads!!  @Bart Ell

WET! MIDGET! STICKY POWER CHAIR! @ShayP

STICKY KARMA POINTS ALL OVER YOUR BACK! @TigerLily

Icky. You seem preoccupied with a certain subject. Are you sure you are getting enough at home? You might need to buy some flowers for the French-Russian Amazon. Give her a little home-cookin' so to speak
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 25, 2021, 03:33:25 PM
I could knock you down a few if you like?

What's with the passive aggressive bullshit statement?  Why would anybody care either way what a bunch of people they don't know and never will know, think? 

Do you want some points? I am notorious for liquidating my load all over the place. A Nick Manning of karma points, if you will.

Ahhh yA liquidating looaads!!  @Bart Ell

WET! MIDGET! STICKY POWER CHAIR! @ShayP

STICKY KARMA POINTS ALL OVER YOUR BACK! @TigerLily

LMFAO!!!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 25, 2021, 03:44:04 PM
Ahhh YEAH! @KSM is dropping posts all over your screen.  Look at you, just laying there, taking his posting.  Read it! READ IT!  Wet post!  WET! post.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 25, 2021, 04:47:02 PM
Ahhh YEAH! @KSM is dropping posts all over your screen.  Look at you, just laying there, taking his posting.  Read it! READ IT!  Wet post!  WET! post.
WET POST!  I like it!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 26, 2021, 08:33:50 PM
Alright, who did it?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on April 27, 2021, 05:56:18 PM
I have to give a pitch to my company’s CIO tomorrow.  I hate public speaking.  I need to find a way to make a salmon lodge into a viable living.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 27, 2021, 08:03:19 PM
I have to give a pitch to my company’s CIO tomorrow.  I hate public speaking.  I need to find a way to make a salmon lodge into a viable living.
You should've posted this a few days ago.  I am very good with this sort of thing.  Perhaps binging on Mad Men tonight might help.

Best of luck! @whoozit

report back..  I wanna know
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 27, 2021, 08:19:53 PM
I have to give a pitch to my company’s CIO tomorrow.  I hate public speaking.  I need to find a way to make a salmon lodge into a viable living.

My advice would to dump the pitch, show this video and give an impassioned speech as to how it is not a scrawny kid, doing the funky chicken with underwear on his head but proof positive of alien visitation. 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on April 28, 2021, 06:52:51 AM
You should've posted this a few days ago.  I am very good with this sort of thing.  Perhaps binging on Mad Men tonight might help.

Best of luck! @whoozit

report back..  I wanna know
The pitch went well.  Hopefully it will lead to expansion of my little empire. @KSM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 28, 2021, 09:19:52 AM
The pitch went well.  Hopefully it will lead to expansion of my little empire. @KSM

Glad it went well. Good!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on April 28, 2021, 10:45:10 AM
Alright, who did it?

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:-X
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on April 29, 2021, 06:24:35 AM
How long should it take to remove an old gas dryer from a laundry room, convert the new dryer to propane, and install the new dryer in the laundry room?  20-30 minutes tops my brain told me.  Two and a half hours later I finally enjoy a well earned beer or six.  I hate dryer vents, they were invented by the devil.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on April 29, 2021, 07:11:27 AM
My advice would to dump the pitch, show this video and give an impassioned speech as to how it is not a scrawny kid, doing the funky chicken with underwear on his head but proof positive of alien visitation. 



 A pitch to the company’s CIO. Oh boy. Your pitch went well. Good for you @whoozit .
With that being said. It is dobby or alien?. I say it is a bowlegged ALIEN.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 29, 2021, 08:09:02 AM
How long should it take to remove an old gas dryer from a laundry room, convert the new dryer to propane, and install the new dryer in the laundry room?  20-30 minutes tops my brain told me. 

I would have guessed 2 days, minimum.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 29, 2021, 10:40:43 AM
I would have guessed 2 days, minimum.

But where did my other sock go?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 29, 2021, 10:51:51 AM
But where did my other sock go?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 29, 2021, 11:07:53 AM
How long should it take to remove an old gas dryer from a laundry room, convert the new dryer to propane, and install the new dryer in the laundry room?  20-30 minutes tops my brain told me.  Two and a half hours later I finally enjoy a well earned beer or six.  I hate dryer vents, they were invented by the devil.

I feel ya... Way too close to home on everything I ever do. 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Live! From Thailand.
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 29, 2021, 03:48:03 PM
Choo!  Choo!

Title: Re: Live! From Thailand.
Post by: Uncle Duke on April 29, 2021, 04:03:55 PM
Choo!  Choo!





Why Thailand is still on my bucket list.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 29, 2021, 04:19:49 PM
America is facing a chicken wing shortage.

https://brobible.com/culture/article/chicken-wing-shortage-2021/
Title: Re: Live! From Thailand.
Post by: PB on April 29, 2021, 05:38:45 PM
... Why Thailand is still on my bucket list.

It shouldn't be, I'm going to say a trip is overdue..
Title: Re: Live! From Thailand.
Post by: GravitySucks on April 29, 2021, 06:37:51 PM


Why Thailand is still on my bucket list.

@Uncle Duke Do it while you can. I went for 6 weeks in 2019. Wish I was back there now.

Took the train one night from Bangkok to Udan Thani. Flew or drove around the rest of the time.

Land of Smiles
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on April 29, 2021, 07:49:51 PM
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Yes @anniem , this is how it works in my world too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 29, 2021, 09:18:40 PM
Yes @anniem , this is how it works in my world too.

Hello Bobs!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 30, 2021, 01:30:40 PM
I just checked a group of five into the Airbnb.

All of them grossly overweight and I am legitimately worried about the beds and kitchen chairs that have a maximum weight/breaking point of 250 LB's. Also wondering whether or not we have provided enough toilet paper... OH! :o

Maybe we should just say fuckit and keep that house as a guesthouse for family only. The novelty of meeting people from around the globe wore off some time ago.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 30, 2021, 01:57:32 PM
Just raise your prices until only people you can put up with will be able to afford it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 30, 2021, 02:46:03 PM
I just checked a group of five into the Airbnb.

All of them grossly overweight and I am legitimately worried about the beds and kitchen chairs that have a maximum weight/breaking point of 250 LB's. Also wondering whether or not we have provided enough toilet paper... OH! :o ...

Try not to picture two of them together, romping on the beds and all that furniture...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 30, 2021, 03:37:16 PM
Try not to picture two of them together, romping on the beds and all that furniture...
Oh for the love 'o God!  Thank you so much for that image.

Just raise your prices until only people you can put up with will be able to afford it.
Somewhere in there is a good idea.

There are filters that hosts can apply. No kids between 2 - 12 and of course no smoking.

For real, legitimate, reasons I would like to have a maximum weight filter as well as a race filter that allowed one to deny a booking based on past general experience.

The two lesbians from Tuesday night cleaned out the fridge of certain condiments and made off with the cans of coke and soda water. And for just two (together) of them why did they use and dirty THREE BEDS!!!?  There were food wrappers on the nightstands and rules specifically state, No Food in Bedrooms or Living room. I won't even mention the skid marks on the back slide of the toilets!!! I won't mention that! The streaks! Muddy water!!!!!  No - I'll keep that stuff to myself.

Savages!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 30, 2021, 05:18:44 PM
Oh for the love 'o God!  Thank you so much for that image...

You're very welcome, but wait - my suggestion was you NOT picture that!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 30, 2021, 05:29:07 PM
Oh for the love 'o God!  Thank you so much for that image.
Somewhere in there is a good idea.

There are filters that hosts can apply. No kids between 2 - 12 and of course no smoking.

For real, legitimate, reasons I would like to have a maximum weight filter as well as a race filter that allowed one to deny a booking based on past general experience.

The two lesbians from Tuesday night cleaned out the fridge of certain condiments and made off with the cans of coke and soda water. And for just two (together) of them why did they use and dirty THREE BEDS!!!?  There were food wrappers on the nightstands and rules specifically state, No Food in Bedrooms or Living room. I won't even mention the skid marks on the back slide of the toilets!!! I won't mention that! The streaks! Muddy water!!!!!  No - I'll keep that stuff to myself.

Savages!

Out of curiosity, about how old were they?  Can you add a security deposit returnable upon inspection?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 30, 2021, 06:00:20 PM
You're very welcome, but wait - my suggestion was you NOT picture that!
Riiight  ::)   How the fuck is that possible?  I SAW THEM! That pretty much seals the visual deal.

Out of curiosity, about how old were they?  Can you add a security deposit returnable upon inspection?
I'd say in they're late 20's.  Yes, with Airbnb and platforms alike there is a security deposit that is in effect when they book but the host has to go through airbnb to file a claim.. Pictures help with that.

It should be said that I am not fat shaming here but rather voicing my concerns. I guess if one of them was lowered all stretched out with weight evenly dispersed onto a bed from a crane there would not be a problem. But just sitting on the side of the bed (please dear Jesus, make them wear pajamas  :( ???) with all that concentrated weight will snap the wooden slats underneath. The sweaty crevices and such are also on my mind. The linens are all white and will show any body streaks, skids, and cooties.

Be afraid. Very afraid.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 30, 2021, 07:17:36 PM
Riiight  ::)   How the fuck is that possible?  I SAW THEM! That pretty much seals the visual deal.
I'd say in they're late 20's.  Yes, with Airbnb and platforms alike there is a security deposit that is in effect when they book but the host has to go through airbnb to file a claim.. Pictures help with that.

It should be said that I am not fat shaming here but rather voicing my concerns. I guess if one of them was lowered all stretched out with weight evenly dispersed onto a bed from a crane there would not be a problem. But just sitting on the side of the bed (please dear Jesus, make them wear pajamas  :( ???) with all that concentrated weight will snap the wooden slats underneath. The sweaty crevices and such are also on my mind. The linens are all white and will show any body streaks, skids, and cooties.

Be afraid. Very afraid.

Guest house. Man cave. Studio. Meditation room.
There is no excuse to leave a place that way. You do get to rate them, right?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 30, 2021, 07:24:14 PM
Guest house. Man cave. Studio. Meditation room.
There is no excuse to leave a place that way. You do get to rate them, right?
Oh yeah, we do reviews on each other.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 30, 2021, 07:56:13 PM
Try not to picture two of them together, romping on the beds and all that furniture...

Falkie-sized or under 400lbs?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 01, 2021, 06:11:47 AM
I was researching a bed frame on Amazon.  One commenter said her daughter and son-law had a particular one.  The two weigh a combined 750-pounds, have a vigorous sex life, and had no problems with the bed frame.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 01, 2021, 06:33:01 AM
Man bitten by rattlesnake after attempting to pick it up with BBQ tongs (https://www.fox5ny.com/news/man-bitten-by-rattlesnake-after-attempting-to-pick-it-up-with-bbq-tongs)

The main takeaway here is "Animal Services are advising people to not use cooking utensils when dealing with dangerous reptiles."

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on May 01, 2021, 07:59:50 AM
Man bitten by rattlesnake after attempting to pick it up with BBQ tongs (https://www.fox5ny.com/news/man-bitten-by-rattlesnake-after-attempting-to-pick-it-up-with-bbq-tongs)

The main takeaway here is "Animal Services are advising people to not use cooking utensils when dealing with dangerous reptiles."

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Surprise result or expected outcome?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 01, 2021, 08:04:14 AM
Surprise result or expected outcome?

I dunno. I saw a Copperhead out back yesterday. I'm gonna go after it with a shrimp fork. I'll get back to you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 01, 2021, 08:09:04 AM
I dunno. I saw a Copperhead out back yesterday. I'm gonna go after it with a shrimp fork. I'll get back to you.

LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 01, 2021, 08:13:21 AM
I was researching a bed frame on Amazon.  One commenter said her daughter and son-law had a particular one.  The two weigh a combined 750-pounds, have a vigorous sex life, and had no problems with the bed frame.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 01, 2021, 08:14:18 AM
Man bitten by rattlesnake after attempting to pick it up with BBQ tongs (https://www.fox5ny.com/news/man-bitten-by-rattlesnake-after-attempting-to-pick-it-up-with-bbq-tongs)

The main takeaway here is "Animal Services are advising people to not use cooking utensils when dealing with dangerous reptiles."

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Uh, he was gunna cook it.

My folks had a place up in the high desert and a rattler encountered us. My dad had a .45.  When my dad missed, the snake bounced higher than my head. I think they ended up getting a shovel and decapitating it like an executioner. That part of the memory is fuzzier.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 05, 2021, 10:10:58 AM
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LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 05, 2021, 10:15:56 AM
I was researching a bed frame on Amazon.  One commenter said her daughter and son-law had a particular one.  The two weigh a combined 750-pounds, have a vigorous sex life, and had no problems with the bed frame.
1. Things a MIL should NOT know
2. "vigorous" is rather incongruous with her previous statements

So, did you buy the frame based on this outstanding review @juan ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 05, 2021, 10:16:40 AM
I dunno. I saw a Copperhead out back yesterday. I'm gonna go after it with a shrimp fork. I'll get back to you.
;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 05, 2021, 10:53:31 AM

So, did you buy the frame based on this outstanding review @juan ?
I did, though I have not had anywhere near 750-pounds in it.  That would be what? Me and four hookers? Five?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 05, 2021, 02:16:44 PM
I did, though I have not had anywhere near 750-pounds in it.  That would be what? Me and four hookers? Five?

And all your favorite rocks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 05, 2021, 03:18:03 PM
@Camazotz Automat

While hot on the scent trail of an IBM Selectric in Waco, TX, I stumbled upon a rare find.

I think this one is probably a 68. @Walks_At_Night can correct me if I am wrong. Never drove or rode in one of these later models but drove several older ones as a kid. At least one trip inside the front “trunk” to sneak into a drive-in.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 05, 2021, 04:52:26 PM
@Camazotz Automat

While hot on the scent trail of an IBM Selectric in Waco, TX, I stumbled upon a rare find.

I think this one is probably a 68. @Walks_At_Night can correct me if I am wrong. Never drove or rode in one of these later models but drove several older ones as a kid. At least one trip inside the front “trunk” to sneak into a drive-in.

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Wow! She's a beaut Grav. I don't know all that much about them - not enough to tell the difference between a '67 and a '68 say.  There were very few made in '69 so the math is against that.  It's got the 110 engine emblem on it though:

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Nice find. Also safe to assume  you were headed into the Gun Cleaners and not Hippos Vape?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 05, 2021, 05:01:48 PM
I think we need some mood music now.  8)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 06, 2021, 08:19:21 AM
I did, though I have not had anywhere near 750-pounds in it.  That would be what? Me and four hookers? Five?
If you're going all out you might as well go with 4 1/2. Keep it interesting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 06, 2021, 08:24:54 AM
@Camazotz Automat

While hot on the scent trail of an IBM Selectric in Waco, TX, I stumbled upon a rare find.

I think this one is probably a 68. @Walks_At_Night can correct me if I am wrong. Never drove or rode in one of these later models but drove several older ones as a kid. At least one trip inside the front “trunk” to sneak into a drive-in.

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Is this a Corvair? My Grandpa used to have one of these, bright yellow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 06, 2021, 08:25:31 AM
I think we need some mood music now.  8)


Question answered.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 06, 2021, 11:29:22 AM
If you're going all out you might as well go with 4 1/2. Keep it interesting.

That "1/2 " is a wild card, only offering her services because she blew all her money on a tat sleeve depicting Justin Bieber and Jesus welcoming Kim Kardashian in through the pearly gates.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on May 07, 2021, 01:49:07 AM
Just another day in the life of a South African armored cash-van driver.


 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 07, 2021, 02:03:13 AM
Just another day in the life of a South African armored cash-van driver.


...from a country where it is considered better to abandon your broken down car and get away with your life rather than stay with it and be murdered...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 07, 2021, 06:19:07 AM
Nearby, US17 and maybe I95 are shut down because a naked man has parked his car in a ditch near a bridge and claims a bomb is inside. He’s threatening to kill people.

I hate people like this.  If you’re going to blow up something, pull the pin.

UPDATE - social media is reporting snipers in the area.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on May 07, 2021, 07:16:36 AM

"Just Say No"

I like this video--soy boy terrorist antifa get their ass kicked by American Patriots

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 07, 2021, 08:43:48 AM
Nearby, US17 and maybe I95 are shut down because a naked man has parked his car in a ditch near a bridge and claims a bomb is inside. He’s threatening to kill people.

I hate people like this.  If you’re going to blow up something, pull the pin.

UPDATE - social media is reporting snipers in the area.

Florida Man moved north a bit?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 07, 2021, 09:22:46 AM
"Just Say No"

I like this video--soy boy terrorist antifa get their ass kicked by American Patriots



These things can happen.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 07, 2021, 03:16:58 PM
I know people are on the edges of their seats.  The naked man was caught after police sent in a robot.  They haven’t said if there was a bomb.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 07, 2021, 03:55:43 PM
I know people are on the edges of their seats.  The naked man was caught after police sent in a robot.  They haven’t said if there was a bomb.

They didn't even waste the guy with a killbot, huh?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 07, 2021, 04:28:02 PM
Nearby, US17 and maybe I95 are shut down because a naked man has parked his car in a ditch near a bridge and claims a bomb is inside. He’s threatening to kill people.

I hate people like this.  If you’re going to blow up something, pull the pin.

UPDATE - social media is reporting snipers in the area.

Why couldn't he just go interrupt a baseball game, like everyone else?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 07, 2021, 07:46:23 PM
They didn't even waste the guy with a killbot, huh?

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@Walks_At_Night @juan see what y’all started?

https://twitter.com/dallastexastv/status/1390802774821060620
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on May 08, 2021, 12:44:23 AM
@Camazotz Automat

While hot on the scent trail of an IBM Selectric in Waco, TX, I stumbled upon a rare find.

 
To paraphrase Frank Herbert:

"Recovered IBM Selectrics must flow - to guarantee the Typewriter Guild's impact."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 09, 2021, 04:46:00 PM
@FISH do you get a second chance at hitting the trifecta?

https://nypost.com/2021/05/09/kentucky-derby-winner-medina-spirit-fails-post-race-drug-test/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 10, 2021, 11:26:19 PM
This is some Florida level shit right here folks

Guy out on bond for murder grabs his runaway tiger and runs from the police while out on bond for a murder charge.

https://dailycaller.com/2021/05/10/bengal-tiger-loose-houston-man-wanted-murder/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 11, 2021, 10:30:56 AM
Thought that I had moments ago:

I wonder if there is a leash that you could put on a snake.

I have a neighbor who likes to show off that he's well to do and his kids are little fucking monsters. I am finding evidence that they have come on to my property a few times, they even rode a bicycle over a lizard, which had to be intentional.

My thought was, a venomous snake on a leash might serve a wonderful purpose...



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 11, 2021, 11:51:39 AM
Thought that I had moments ago:

I wonder if there is a leash that you could put on a snake.

I have a neighbor who likes to show off that he's well to do and his kids are little fucking monsters. I am finding evidence that they have come on to my property a few times, they even rode a bicycle over a lizard, which had to be intentional.

My thought was, a venomous snake on a leash might serve a wonderful purpose...
They intentionally ran over a lizard? Little fuckers.  I am assuming your front yard? is wide open and not fenced in.  @sean92008

Sometimes people who try to convey to others that they are wealthy are completely full of shit and their entire financial life is a house of cards. I've known people like that. They live in an upscale neighborhood in a large extravagant home but with very little furniture as they are payment poor struggling to make the monthly on the place. They don't go out for dinner or have much of a life outside the prison house.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 11, 2021, 12:09:28 PM
They intentionally ran over a lizard? Little fuckers.  I am assuming your front yard? is wide open and not fenced in.  @sean92008

Sometimes people who try to convey to others that they are wealthy are completely full of shit and their entire financial life is a house of cards. I've known people like that. They live in an upscale neighborhood in a large extravagant home but with very little furniture as they are payment poor struggling to make the monthly on the place. They don't go out for dinner or have much of a life outside the prison house.

BINGO! except they are blowing credit (Tesla) and junk food (McDonald's, pizza).
Yeah, I've dealt with that a lot with managers, publishers and promoters. I learned to be judgmental as fuck.  Best people I've dealt with? Old Lexus owners, especially the womans 😁.

No fence in the front, small wall.  Parents have been told to keep their kids off my property after lizard murder and intrusions into my courtyard and backyard.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 11, 2021, 07:13:05 PM
... I have a neighbor who likes to show off that he's well to do and his kids are little fucking monsters. I am finding evidence that they have come on to my property a few times, they even rode a bicycle over a lizard, which had to be intentional...

My assumption in these situations is people like this don't understand civilized discussion, so after a brief attempt at pleasantness and reason, I just go straight to being the bigger A-hole.  I guarantee they wouldn't like me, and I wouldn't see much of them after that (just don't be caught on video, play the victim and deny everything if the neighbors ask, lol... 'bleep' these people).

Come in my yard and kill an animal...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 11, 2021, 08:00:16 PM


Come in my yard and kill an animal...
I don't know that the lizard was @sean92008 's    he lives quite close to a lagoon so perhaps it was just a wild lizard from the.........lagoon!  Like the creature from the black one.

BINGO!


 :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 11, 2021, 09:02:01 PM
How nice, everyone's bonding over lizards, snakes, and assholes.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 11, 2021, 09:14:19 PM
I don't know that the lizard was @sean92008 's    he lives quite close to a lagoon so perhaps it was just a wild lizard from the.........lagoon!  Like the creature from the black one.

 :D

Well, if I want that little puke to come in my yard and kill something, I'll let him know.

Last year I was in the front yard, and some kid came by and had his dog pee in my yard.  His parents were right behind him, I was out of his line of sight behind some bushes.  I think the first thing I said was ''are you going to wipe that up?'' (deer, headlights), and it went downhill from there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 11, 2021, 09:36:00 PM
Well, if I want that little puke to come in my yard and kill something, I'll let him know.

Last year I was in the front yard, and some kid came by and had his dog pee in my yard.  His parents were right behind him, I was out of his line of sight behind some bushes.  I think the first thing I said was ''are you going to wipe that up?'' (deer, headlights), and it went downhill from there.

They best be careful, whatever is left on my yard might end up on their Tesla (yes, I know there's cameras on it... 😈😈😈
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 11, 2021, 09:51:23 PM
Well, if I want that little puke to come in my yard and kill something, I'll let him know.

Last year I was in the front yard, and some kid came by and had his dog pee in my yard.  His parents were right behind him, I was out of his line of sight behind some bushes.  I think the first thing I said was ''are you going to wipe that up?'' (deer, headlights), and it went downhill from there.
I love that you confronted them like that. I believe @Walks_At_Night has dog pee problems on the front grass as well.

I have never had that problem because I've always had a front fence but a few years ago I had to make it a tall privacy fence that surrounds the entire yard (almost 90 panels) as kids were jumping over the low fence and making off with things in the night. I even caught some in the hot tub when I came home from a gig one Friday night about 1:45 am.

This picture is a corner of the front. The sidewalk is directly on the other side. No dog pee. No kids. No nothing. And now that Vera has the complete run of front, back and both sides no-one dare come in anyway but the tall fence really helps. A lot!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2021, 01:35:15 PM
@KSM

My pee and poo problem is pretty much solved. Had to holler at a couple of guys and put up some of those "No Dog Shit Allowed Here" signs. You had some lawless bastards just hopping in your hot tub while you were out?  Unbelievable..........
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 12, 2021, 01:47:37 PM
@KSM

My pee and poo problem is pretty much solved. Had to holler at a couple of guys and put up some of those "No Dog Shit Allowed Here" signs. You had some lawless bastards just hopping in your hot tub while you were out?  Unbelievable..........
LOL  Had to holler! I like it!

Yes, a group of neighborhood kids in 2014 just after we got the tub. They weren't vandalizing or even being loud in there, more like just chillin', but still. You're right - unbelievable..

..Fast forward three weeks and we spent more on fencing than the price of the J-455 simply because of the tub itself.  At least I can pee almost  anywhere in the yard now without being reported.   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 12, 2021, 02:56:06 PM
LOL  Had to holler! I like it!

Yes, a group of neighborhood kids in 2014 just after we got the tub. They weren't vandalizing or even being loud in there, more like just chillin', but still. You're right - unbelievable..

..Fast forward three weeks and we spent more on fencing than the price of the J-455 simply because of the tub itself.  At least I can pee almost  anywhere in the yard now without being reported.   ;D

Growing up, I frequently heard stories of the neighborhood kids inviting themselves to my family's pool. Different times, but still not appreciated.

We also had red cross swimming lessons at the pool.  That shit will get your homeowners insurance cancelled nowadays...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 12, 2021, 08:02:27 PM
Toyota seems to be the only auto maker living in the real world.

https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/automobiles/553054-toyota-predicts-most-of-its-vehicles-will-still-use-gas-in?amp

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on May 13, 2021, 11:03:24 AM
Finally!   Estimated 30 minutes to remove old tv from wall mount and install the new tv.  It took just under 20 minutes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 13, 2021, 11:17:12 AM
I can't recall the last time I did a "do it yourself" project that went well for me.  I've done them in the past with success but recently it seems I'm now an idiot that can't even measure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 13, 2021, 12:07:43 PM
Finally!   Estimated 30 minutes to remove old tv from wall mount and install the new tv.  It took just under 20 minutes.

Beat the system!!!  Revolt!  Resist!   ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 13, 2021, 12:10:48 PM
Another poorly thought out "solution" whose unintended consequences damage the planet they're trying to save even worse.

The same goes for cars, electricity production, oil production, etc...

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/reusable-plastic-shopping-bags-are-actually-making-the-problem-worse-not-better?utm_source=pocket-newtab

{Paraphrase]\} Those who ignore history are bound to repeat it and the definition of insanity is to keep doing the same thing and expect different results. {/Paraphrase}
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on May 13, 2021, 02:02:23 PM
I can't recall the last time I did a "do it yourself" project that went well for me.  I've done them in the past with success but recently it seems I'm now an idiot that can't even measure.
Was it still to short after you cut it the second time?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 13, 2021, 03:49:09 PM
Was it still to short after you cut it the second time?

LOL!  And at a different angle.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 13, 2021, 07:47:11 PM
LOL  Had to holler! I like it!

Yes, a group of neighborhood kids in 2014 just after we got the tub. They weren't vandalizing or even being loud in there, more like just chillin', but still. You're right - unbelievable..

..Fast forward three weeks and we spent more on fencing than the price of the J-455 simply because of the tub itself.  At least I can pee almost  anywhere in the yard now without being reported.   ;D

And here you were blaming those yard stains on poor Vera...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 18, 2021, 09:01:23 AM
In my entire life I've never had a good experience with anyone named Kevin.  Not one.  Whether it was a classmate, coworker, boss, neighbor, teammate, or someone I encountered in a store such as a cashier, etc. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 18, 2021, 09:15:21 AM
In my entire life I've never had a good experience with anyone named Kevin.  Not one.  Whether it was a classmate, coworker, boss, neighbor, teammate, or someone I encountered in a store such as a cashier, etc.

Not even Kevin the hybrid on BG?

Why do you hate the Irish?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on May 18, 2021, 09:26:35 AM
Toyota seems to be the only auto maker living in the real world.

https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/automobiles/553054-toyota-predicts-most-of-its-vehicles-will-still-use-gas-in?amp

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One of my vehicles is a Toyota.  Wonderful car.  Comfortable, reliable, relatively cheap to run.  135,000 miles, nine years old, and runs good as new.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 18, 2021, 09:28:00 AM
In my entire life I've never had a good experience with anyone named Kevin.  Not one.  Whether it was a classmate, coworker, boss, neighbor, teammate, or someone I encountered in a store such as a cashier, etc. 
I can't recall the last time I did a "do it yourself" project that went well for me.  I've done them in the past with success but recently it seems I'm now an idiot that can't even measure.

More evidence of the ShayP pattern. Whaaa'-tha'-fok is goin' on dude!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on May 18, 2021, 09:28:15 AM
Not even Kevin the hybrid on BG?

Why do you hate the Irish?
Kevin the hybrid, heh.  Certainly a weird experience.  I wonder where he’s locked up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 18, 2021, 09:53:57 AM
Not even Kevin the hybrid on BG?

Why do you hate the Irish?

I forgot about that kid.  I can't really consider him in the pool of Kevin's.  I was essentially referring to in-person encounters.  I give him kudos for being the best online Kevin.

LOL!  If I hated the Irish I'd hate part of myself.  Oh, wait.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 18, 2021, 09:54:44 AM
More evidence of the ShayP pattern. Whaaa'-tha'-fok is goin' on dude!

I have a pattern?  ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 18, 2021, 11:03:37 AM
I have a pattern?  ???
Yes. A funny stuff pattern. It's good!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 18, 2021, 11:29:44 AM
Yes. A funny stuff pattern. It's good!

Whew!  Thanks man.  I thought I may have been developing some kind of 'creepiness factor.'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 18, 2021, 12:11:59 PM
Every Bruce I've dealt with in my adult life has been a self-aggrandizing asshole. Fake as a $3 bill and probably a certifiable narcissist. This includes family members, neighbors, musicians and people at the office.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 18, 2021, 12:59:29 PM
The Mormon ladies working the webcams...
#Clickacy
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 18, 2021, 01:06:54 PM
Every Bruce I've dealt with in my adult life has been a self-aggrandizing asshole. Fake as a $3 bill and probably a certifiable narcissist. This includes family members, neighbors, musicians and people at the office.
Only dealt with two Bruce's in my time. Once in grade school and I cannot remember whether or not I liked him. I'm guessing Not because he was hardly memorable. The second is a guy who has recorded all his stuff at my place over the last 16 years but he's weird about it. He will record all gung-ho for three weeks and then come back (I shit you not) two years later and finish the recording!! he has done this sort of thing several times and I won't hear from him during the down time as if he dropped off the face of the Earth. Fucking potheads!

I have actually had great friendships with Sean's and I have known many! Weird, I know.  ;D  Sean's for whatever reason can't hold their liquor. This applies to all adult Sean's I've known but that's hardly a bad quality.

..No.. nah my big problem is with Bens!  I used to like that name as a kid because of the bear named Ben. I remember thinking that it would be nice to have a friend named Ben at some point. And Ben the rat too. He was nice although a stickler for order.
I have been in fights with Bens and known some that were flat out thieves and crooks. A Ben always has an angle. And it's not a good one!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on May 18, 2021, 02:51:53 PM
Every Bruce I've dealt with in my adult life has been a self-aggrandizing asshole. Fake as a $3 bill and probably a certifiable narcissist. This includes family members, neighbors, musicians and people at the office.


Yup.  Based on my experience, Bruces are always tools.  They are only exceeded in their toolery by Glens and Alfreds. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 18, 2021, 03:15:34 PM
Yup.  Based on my experience, Bruces are always tools.  They are only exceeded in their toolery by Glens and Alfreds.

Ah yes.  Glenn's or Glen's are up there with Kevin's for me.  I've only personally met one Bruce, at least that I can remember.  He was cool.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 18, 2021, 03:36:17 PM
I have a pattern?  ???
Paisley.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 18, 2021, 03:37:34 PM
Whew!  Thanks man.  I thought I may have been developing some kind of 'creepiness factor.'
Not to ruin the moment, but I don't know if KSM is the guy you want to trust with deciphering a 'creepiness factor'.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 18, 2021, 03:39:08 PM
The Mormon ladies working the webcams...
#Clickacy
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I thought most people were trying to get rid of any missionaries on their doorstep, not invite them in virtually for a talk.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 18, 2021, 03:39:46 PM
Not to ruin the moment, but I don't know if KSM is the guy you want to trust with deciphering a 'creepiness factor'.
*coughs* M' Fuckin' standing right here LADY!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 18, 2021, 03:40:38 PM
*coughs* M' Fuckin' standing right here LADY!!
imagine my embarrassment.  :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 18, 2021, 03:42:29 PM
imagine my embarrassment.  :-[
DONE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 18, 2021, 03:43:04 PM
Sooo, no Glens, Bruces, Alfreds, Bens or Kevins. Seans are OK if you're into that sort of thing and they aren't in charge of buying booze.

OK. Got it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 18, 2021, 09:27:37 PM
https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee/status/1394774802477559808
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 19, 2021, 04:22:25 AM
Paisley.

I with it.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 19, 2021, 04:28:51 AM
Not to ruin the moment, but I don't know if KSM is the guy you want to trust with deciphering a 'creepiness factor'.

I trust his knowledge of creepiness.  @PolkaDot  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 19, 2021, 04:29:31 AM
https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee/status/1394774802477559808

THAT is funny.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 19, 2021, 03:22:39 PM
THAT is funny.  ;D

They've gotten criticized by mainstream media for being too obvious and too close to the truth.

Hahaha!

I love how all of this stuff was released by the Trump administration but the media didn't cover it for months.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 19, 2021, 05:13:02 PM
The Kill Bill movie franchise are racist movies. Culturally appropriating from the Japanese and having Lucy Liu playing the role of a Japanese.

#CancelKillBill and the pedophile Quentin Tarantino!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on May 19, 2021, 05:31:52 PM
Acting is a dying profession that is being replaced by being.  I hope I don’t confuse the new beors with beers and try to drink them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 19, 2021, 07:40:03 PM
Why am I listening to Krokus?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 19, 2021, 07:43:26 PM
Why am I listening to Krokus?

BECAUSE YOU LOVE SCREAMING IN THE NIGHT
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 19, 2021, 08:12:18 PM
Why am I listening to Krokus?
@ShayP  Their best album was  One Vice At A Time  just before Headhunter.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 21, 2021, 11:54:06 AM
My blowhole of a neighbor has a new Tesla. On top of it being a crappy car on a lot of different levels, I just overheard him telling his wife that, after about the 4th or 5th visit from Tesla mobile service this month, that they are going to void his warranty if he does not upgrade his electrical...

Heh, heh, heh.

Since the homes are semi-custom, he's probably going to have to spend a small fortune just to get whatever the problem is diagnosed.

Heh, heh, heh.

PS Eating a big salad DOES NOT slow down the metabolizing of alcohol. Fuck! I am a lightweight.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on May 21, 2021, 01:36:23 PM
In dog beers I’ve only had one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 21, 2021, 02:02:59 PM

PS Eating a big salad DOES NOT slow down the metabolizing of alcohol. Fuck! I am a lightweight.
I am sorry to hear that @sean92008

Questions from A Pro:

- Ample amount of sleep last night?
- Quality breakfast full of all the required macronutrients?
- Are you properly hydrated PRE alcoholic beverage? Caffeine does not count as it is a di·u·ret·ic.

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

In any years I've had none.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 21, 2021, 06:53:13 PM
In dog beers I’ve only had one.

Hahahahaha!

I am sorry to hear that @sean92008

Questions from A Pro:

- Ample amount of sleep last night?
- Quality breakfast full of all the required macronutrients?
- Are you properly hydrated PRE alcoholic beverage? Caffeine does not count as it is a di·u·ret·ic.

In any years I've had none.



No breakfast, just coffee. Sleep?. Macrawhatrients? 

Shouldn't drink anything before dinner... ☹️
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on May 23, 2021, 07:03:08 PM
It's amazing what you can buy at Walmart nowadays.  Does anyone know what their return policy is on a Plus One Dual Vibrating Massager?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 23, 2021, 07:23:59 PM
It's amazing what you can buy at Walmart nowadays.  Does anyone know what their return policy is on a Plus One Dual Vibrating Massager?

They're at Target too...

There was an employee gathering items for a pickup order...  I asked her something like "what's the most embarrassing thing you've gotten..." That personal pleasure device was it! 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on May 23, 2021, 07:40:26 PM
They're at Target too...

There was an employee gathering items for a pickup order...  I asked her something like "what's the most embarrassing thing you've gotten..." That personal pleasure device was it! 

It's still all about supply and demand and building a better mouse trap--Capitalism at it's best IMHO. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 24, 2021, 03:27:26 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

https://thebrag.com/10-iconic-seinfeld-phrases-we-still-use-today/amp/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Robert on May 26, 2021, 06:19:02 AM
On another site I just saw an ad saying, "Meet the 17.5 inch barrel smoker."  Now I'm laughing uncontrollably at the mental image of someone who smokes a 17.5" circumference (or, worse, diameter) cigaret, cigar, or pipe, all wide-eyed and choking.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 26, 2021, 10:24:39 AM
On another site I just saw an ad saying, "Meet the 17.5 inch barrel smoker."  Now I'm laughing uncontrollably at the mental image of someone who smokes a 17.5" circumference (or, worse, diameter) cigaret, cigar, or pipe, all wide-eyed and choking.

That's kind of small for things like flap steaks and roasts, isn't it?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 27, 2021, 10:08:28 AM
I have a cold. A normal cold! The same cold I get every two or so years.

It's very hard to have a normal cold now without everyone thinking of you as a covid leper. I had a work-dinner reservation last night and only two of five had the guts to attend.  I hope they who would not come are sick today with a cold. A normal cold.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 27, 2021, 10:10:19 AM
It's amazing what you can buy at Walmart nowadays.  Does anyone know what their return policy is on a Plus One Dual Vibrating Massager?
Don't smell the little prong.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 27, 2021, 03:29:16 PM
I have a cold. A normal cold! The same cold I get every two or so years.

It's very hard to have a normal cold now without everyone thinking of you as a covid leper. I had a work-dinner reservation last night and only two of five had the guts to attend.  I hope they who would not come are sick today with a cold. A normal cold.

Orange juice, and lots of water.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Mr Apnea on May 27, 2021, 04:27:44 PM
I have a cold. A normal cold! The same cold I get every two or so years.

It's very hard to have a normal cold now without everyone thinking of you as a covid leper. I had a work-dinner reservation last night and only two of five had the guts to attend.  I hope they who would not come are sick today with a cold. A normal cold.

I hope you can buck the trend.  So far I have COVID 5   Colds 0.    Would be nice to see one that was real.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 27, 2021, 05:08:38 PM
I have a cold. A normal cold! The same cold I get every two or so years.

It's very hard to have a normal cold now without everyone thinking of you as a covid leper. I had a work-dinner reservation last night and only two of five had the guts to attend.  I hope they who would not come are sick today with a cold. A normal cold.

That's as good of an excuse as any, most people would do anything to get out of a company dinner.  Work all day, then they want your evening too.

I had a slight flu last week that lingered 4 or 5 days.  Slight headache (I almost never get them), queasy stomach, achy, tired.  I didn't tell anyone.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on May 28, 2021, 09:16:43 AM
Cheap T-shirt shopping. I suddenly crave the Atomic Era.

I fear I am being manipulated.

("Ma - Nip - U - Laid - Dead, indeed, Cam," the ghost of an old nemesis whispers in my ear.)

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Post by: TigerLily on May 28, 2021, 09:52:06 AM
Cheap T-shirt shopping. I suddenly crave the Atomic Era.

I fear I am being manipulated.

("Ma - Nip - U - Laid - Dead, indeed, Cam," the ghost of an old nemesis whispers in my ear.)

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No one fears the atom anymore. Now the virus and fungus are fashionable destroyers

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 28, 2021, 10:52:15 AM
Orange juice, and lots of water.
Thank you @Spookcat

I beat these things pretty fast.

Massive amounts of fresh squeezed lemon water = Vit C and more.
Massive amounts of herbal tea (decaf)
Do nothing but watch movies and stay warm in my old house-coat.
Masturbate (optional)
And of course, fooood.

That's as good of an excuse as any, most people would do anything to get out of a company dinner.  Work all day, then they want your evening too.

I had a slight flu last week that lingered 4 or 5 days.  Slight headache (I almost never get them), queasy stomach, achy, tired.  I didn't tell anyone.
I just wanted to do something nice for my two dudes and their wives. The wives didn't come. My wife never attends these things. She thinks of Arron and Arden as "the 3rd and 4th guys from the left on the evolutionary lineup"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 28, 2021, 01:21:07 PM
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@KSM What's the scenery in your latest avi? It's pretty and surprisingly classy for you

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 28, 2021, 01:32:25 PM
Thank you @Spookcat

I beat these things pretty fast.

Masturbate

 :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 28, 2021, 01:38:22 PM

Do nothing but watch movies and stay warm in my old house-coat.

Really man?  House-coat.  Do you have matching fuzzy slippers?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 28, 2021, 02:42:29 PM
... I just wanted to do something nice for my two dudes and their wives. The wives didn't come. My wife never attends these things. She thinks of Arron and Arden as "the 3rd and 4th guys from the left on the evolutionary lineup"

I realize that.  Take them out for lunch, maybe to a ballgame if they're fans, something during business hours.  Or CASH.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 28, 2021, 05:48:39 PM
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@KSM What's the scenery in your latest avi? It's pretty and surprisingly classy for you

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Oh that 'ol place? That's inside my bum! We were camping at the time. I caught a salmon.  ::)   @TigerLily
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on May 29, 2021, 04:56:09 PM
I wonder how many more times Stellar has cracked the Voynich Manuscript.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on May 29, 2021, 05:55:50 PM
Really man?  House-coat.  Do you have matching fuzzy slippers?
Ha!  Reminds me of the old days at MV’s hangout, when we used to gather at a thread in our “jammies” to listen to Knapp.  Going back even further, I could envision Fort Rock ensconced in a pj bunny suit, madly typing away Art Bell return updates. In all-caps, of course.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on May 30, 2021, 07:26:13 PM
Caught the episode of Columbo with Leonard Nimoy as the arrogant murdering prick annoying asshole medical doctor -  and Columbo is sick for most of the episode. Classic.
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on May 30, 2021, 07:28:07 PM


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A more lovable Donnie Darko.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 30, 2021, 07:54:14 PM
Watching the first two episodes of Rockford Files...

Googled a few of the business names...  Amazing how quite a few of them lasted 30+ years. There's even a few survivors to this day.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 30, 2021, 08:30:24 PM
@Jedimiller eat your heart out

https://www.khou.com/mobile/article/news/local/photos-darth-vader-house-for-sale-houston/285-4cd116f4-cb40-4ede-b4c7-dda36fcdc86b
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on May 31, 2021, 07:09:23 AM
Caught the episode of Columbo with Leonard Nimoy as the arrogant murdering prick annoying asshole medical doctor -  and Columbo is sick for most of the episode. Classic.
Ah, yes.  One of my usual MeTV routines, catch Columbia on Sunday night, no matter how many times I’ve watched an episode.  I missed last night’s showing but it also includes the lovely Anne Francis as the unfortunate nurse who’s on to Leonard’s misdeeds.  Who’d ever think Spock was destined to whack Altaira?  The synchronicity of the universe is a wondrous thing.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on May 31, 2021, 07:20:15 AM
Ah, yes.  One of my usual MeTV routines, catch Columbia on Sunday night, no matter how many times I’ve watched an episode.  I missed last night’s showing but it also includes the lovely Anne Francis as the unfortunate nurse who’s on to Leonard’s misdeeds.  Who’d ever think Spock was destined to whack Altaira?  The synchronicity of the universe is a wondrous thing.

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I loved her and her costumes in Forbidden Planet
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on May 31, 2021, 07:33:05 AM
I loved her and her costumes in Forbidden Planet
A sci-fi classic!  Cheers!

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Post by: KSM on May 31, 2021, 09:43:31 AM
A sci-fi classic!  Cheers!

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I have never watched that movie. No real reason, the opportunity coupled with convenience has just never presented itself. I guess the same things applies when I say that i have never watched Apocalypse Now. Or The Godfather 2. Only reason I was able to see Godfather 1 was simply because I was down with a cold in 2017/December when I also watched Taxi Driver. thank God I was sick back then or the Missed Classic Movie list would be quite lengthy indeed.

As movies these days get worse and worse with their social justice and virtue signaling I will eventually find the time to catch up on all the best cinema - most of which was made either before I was born or in the years of my childhood. What passes as a quality film now would not have seen the light of a darkened theatre only 20 years ago.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on May 31, 2021, 10:02:47 AM
A sci-fi classic!  Cheers!

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Believe it or not, the great Earl Holliman is still with us at 92 years of age.  Probably the last cast member of FP still alive.  That scene with Robby the Robot's manufactured whisky was great.  Earl, who played the cook, proceeded to get drunk while a monster attacked the earthlings' spaceship.  Whatever it was that Robby put in the whisky didn't give Earl a hangover.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 31, 2021, 10:11:31 AM
I loved her and her costumes in Forbidden Planet

All designed by Robby

According to Wikipedia this was a movie poster. Any sexual repression back in the 50s?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on May 31, 2021, 11:01:35 AM
Believe it or not, the great Earl Holliman is still with us at 92 years of age.  Probably the last cast member of FP still alive.  That scene with Robby the Robot's manufactured whisky was great.  Earl, who played the cook, proceeded to get drunk while a monster attacked the earthlings' spaceship.  Whatever it was that Robby put in the whisky didn't give Earl a hangover.
Lt. Farman : Pardon me commander, are you ready to hold discipline on the cook, sir?
Commander Adams : Yes let's... let's have him.
Lt. Farman : I'm obliged to remind you, sir, that I gave him permission to go out last night.
Commander Adams : Did you give him permission to get falling down drunk?
Cook : Drunk sir, me sir? Well ask Dr. Ostrow, sir. Four pints of 120 proof bourbon without a trace of hangover in it. Now that ain't natural. sir. Besides why'd that Robert argue me into drinking all that whiskey in the first place?
Commander Adams : You were with the robot last night?
Cook : Yes sir. Him and me, we kind of got to toasting each others good health. Just for cordial interplanetary relations you understand.
Commander Adams : Now, that's all the time. Even while the chief was being killed.
Cook : Certainly, sir. I hope you don't think I coulda got that stiff in five minutes.

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Heh, heh, heh.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on May 31, 2021, 01:53:34 PM
Lt. Farman : Pardon me commander, are you ready to hold discipline on the cook, sir?
Commander Adams : Yes let's... let's have him.
Lt. Farman : I'm obliged to remind you, sir, that I gave him permission to go out last night.
Commander Adams : Did you give him permission to get falling down drunk?
Cook : Drunk sir, me sir? Well ask Dr. Ostrow, sir. Four pints of 120 proof bourbon without a trace of hangover in it. Now that ain't natural. sir. Besides why'd that Robert argue me into drinking all that whiskey in the first place?
Commander Adams : You were with the robot last night?
Cook : Yes sir. Him and me, we kind of got to toasting each others good health. Just for cordial interplanetary relations you understand.
Commander Adams : Now, that's all the time. Even while the chief was being killed.
Cook : Certainly, sir. I hope you don't think I coulda got that stiff in five minutes.

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Heh, heh, heh.

Haha!  "Genuine Kansas City bourbon!  It's smooth too."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 31, 2021, 03:28:28 PM
I called for customer service at a heavily French-staffed company in St. Marie (?) in Quebec...  The woman who answered sent a follow-up email with a candid photo at work along with more of a portrait shot. The whole company does this, nothing special, BUT...  While her candid shot shows her beautifully, feminine and very attractive, her portrait makes her look like a crossdresser.

Ooops!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 31, 2021, 07:29:46 PM
I called for customer service at a heavily French-staffed company in St. Marie (?) in Quebec...  The woman who answered sent a follow-up email with a candid photo at work along with more of a portrait shot. The whole company does this, nothing special, BUT...  While her candid shot shows her beautifully, feminine and very attractive, her portrait makes her look like a crossdresser.

Ooops!
@sean92008  Could it not have been Su Saint Marie, Michigan ? You talked to an islamic french tranny.  :o

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Marie_(fictional_island)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 31, 2021, 09:58:27 PM
https://twitter.com/dannyderaney/status/1399396729405857797
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 31, 2021, 10:08:44 PM
@sean92008  Could it not have been Su Saint Marie, Michigan ? You talked to an islamic french tranny.  :o

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Marie_(fictional_island)
.

I was told the phone center is 40-minutes from Montreal. Michigan  could be close enough but most the reps. I speak to are hardcore French accented.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 31, 2021, 10:11:31 PM
https://twitter.com/dannyderaney/status/1399396729405857797

Most of the twat generation growing up in the USA today wouldn't spend 10 seconds doing something like that out of respect or thankfulness.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 01, 2021, 03:59:31 AM
I played for a Memorial Day ceremony last night.  Army speaker, Marine Corps Jr. ROTC honor guard, former US senators and congressmen there.  And hundreds of people of all ages. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 01, 2021, 08:08:08 AM
I’ve been watching the X-Files the past few weeks.  Last night I put on the “Home” episode.  One of the better “monster of the week” episodes but also the most disturbing.  Apparently, Fox refused to reshow it for several years due to it’s controversy.  There’s also this claim.

“At the time that the episode was being shot, NBC and Fox were engaged in a long feud. The last name of the family, “Peacock,” was meant as a backhanded slight against NBC.”

https://uproxx.com/tv/10-fascinating-facts-disturbing-episode-tv-broadcast-television-history/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 01, 2021, 08:21:34 AM
I’ve been watching the X-Files the past few weeks.  Last night I put on the “Home” episode.  One of the better “monster of the week” episodes but also the most disturbing.  Apparently, Fox refused to reshow it for several years due to it’s controversy.  There’s also this claim.

“At the time that the episode was being shot, NBC and Fox were engaged in a long feud. The last name of the family, “Peacock,” was meant as a backhanded slight against NBC.”

https://uproxx.com/tv/10-fascinating-facts-disturbing-episode-tv-broadcast-television-history/

Hahahahaha. 

I have only watched that episode once in binge form. This last binge, I skipped Home again, but I also skipped the African immigration guy episode, the Florida sea monster in the plumbing and a couple of other plodding ones that were just monsters of the week episodes.

I'm still "binging" Barney Miller (late in season 4 now), This Old House, just finished Derry Girls again and started Stranger Things Again.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 02, 2021, 08:16:45 AM
I hate Bob Dillon’s music. And his voice.
I hate the Beatles.

Still, at one point I thought it might be possible they’d grow on me like mold. Nope still hate them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 02, 2021, 08:20:54 AM
I hate Bob Dillon’s music. And his voice.
I hate the Beatles.

Still, at one point I thought it might be possible they’d grow on me like mold. Nope still hate them.

Sooo, what do you like?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 02, 2021, 08:29:21 AM
I hate Bob Dillon’s music. And his voice.
I hate the Beatles.

Still, at one point I thought it might be possible they’d grow on me like mold. Nope still hate them.
Heh, I’ve never cared for his voice either.  Willie Nelson, similar, but I can sometimes tolerate it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 02, 2021, 08:34:01 AM
Sooo, what do you like?

Of that general generation? I’d say CCR, Tom Petty. Generally, I enjoy that generation of Country and of Blues...some of the pop is fun but in smaller doses.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 02, 2021, 08:35:08 AM
Heh, I’ve never cared for his voice either.  Willie Nelson, similar, but I can sometimes tolerate it.
Agreed. His voice makes me want to cut off his pigtails.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 02, 2021, 09:23:10 AM
Agreed. His voice makes me want to cut off his pigtails.
Ha!  ‘Ol Willie sounds a little too much like an old Billy goat crying.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 02, 2021, 10:13:09 AM
Of that general generation? I’d say CCR, Tom Petty. Generally, I enjoy that generation of Country and of Blues...some of the pop is fun but in smaller doses.

Marty Robbins? Dan Hicks? Don Williams? Or more Glen Campbell?  My faves are more Jerry Inman & Chet Atkins for their guitar playing...

Paul Butterfield Blues Band?  Early J. Geils? Sonny Boy Williamson? (backed by the Yardbirds on one record!) Stax? Booker T?

When Dylan quit smoking and did Lay Lady, Lay (Nashville Skyline?) he actually had a demonstrably good voice for his songs.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 02, 2021, 10:37:23 AM
@ShayP  Check this out!  I might go for it!  I'll need to get a load of dirt brought in.. create the whole scene once again. Ohhh and maybe make a pond in the back.

https://www.ebay.ca/itm/124751652171?hash=item1d0bc7254b:g:kD4AAOSwo~9gtZdc

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 02, 2021, 01:06:07 PM
Butterfield.  My head feels light thinking his name.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 02, 2021, 01:48:07 PM
Butterfield.  My head feels light thinking his name.



I am told I met Mike Bloomfield in the early 70s (likely late 1974 - there was a gig nearby I found on Google the other nearby gig was in 1970).  Neighbor was a musician and was well connected (he was a bandmate of future Chicago bassist Jason Scheff). I'm not going full Falkie, I am not claiming I showed him how to fingerpick, out-played him or anything...

I remember jam sessions in his backyard, white strats everywhere. Don't remember who.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 02, 2021, 01:54:28 PM
I am told I met Mike Bloomfield in the early 70s.  Neighbor was a musician and was well connected (he was a bandmate of future Chicago bassist Jason Scheff). I'm not going full Falkie, I am not claiming I showed him how to fingerpick, out-played him or anything...

I remember jam sessions in his backyard, white strats everywhere. Don't remember who.

Who was an English rock band. Pretty famous but maybe before your time.  Maybe you heard of Keith Moon. Or Baba O’Reilly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 02, 2021, 02:14:10 PM
Who was an English rock band. Pretty famous but maybe before your time.  Maybe you heard of Keith Moon. Or Baba O’Reilly.

🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 02, 2021, 02:24:16 PM
Bear abuse!

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/watch-video-dog-owner-pushes-mama-bear-wall-cubs/2607558/?amp

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 02, 2021, 05:05:49 PM
@ShayP  Check this out!  I might go for it!  I'll need to get a load of dirt brought in.. create the whole scene once again. Ohhh and maybe make a pond in the back.

https://www.ebay.ca/itm/124751652171?hash=item1d0bc7254b:g:kD4AAOSwo~9gtZdc

I'm down with that. @KSM  I want a pic of you wearing the cut-off denim vest when you unveil it all.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 02, 2021, 05:35:30 PM
Now I'm thinking about all the cool toys I had from the 70's.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 02, 2021, 07:26:07 PM
I'm down with that. @KSM  I want a pic of you wearing the cut-off denim vest when you unveil it all.  ;D

LOL! ...not bad at all..  :P

Now I'm thinking about all the cool toys I had from the 70's.  :(

I have been seriously TOYing with a Toys Of Your Childhood thread but was quick to realize that we mid 40's are spring chickens here.  :D   hell I don't even wipe my own bum yet I'm so young  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on June 02, 2021, 08:31:34 PM
hell I don't even wipe my own bum yet I'm so young  ;D

Out of curiosity, and not that I need one, but how much do you pay for a good ass wiping? Do you contract a wiper or do they work per diem?

It's always good to be prepared.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 02, 2021, 09:06:38 PM
Out of curiosity, and not that I need one, but how much do you pay for a good ass wiping? Do you contract a wiper or do they work per diem?

It's always good to be prepared.
@Bobs Your Uncle

Speaking of being prepared..

I must admit that I had not planned on anyone taking me to task on this issue.  You've caught me with my pants down. Poopy bum and all  :-[

Let's just move on..

peace, take care
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 05, 2021, 09:30:17 AM
While looking up the animated pizza roll story by sNoory, I found this:


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Moosie on June 05, 2021, 12:34:25 PM
#BlameBart
APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
"Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation"
               
ART BELL enjoyed April Fool's Day.
I do miss all the fun we HAD in The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade.

 
I wonder where did our Landlubbers go? @Moosie , @Journey @Dyna-X , @Doomed and @timebandit .

Hi @FISH good to see you. I'm still around, although rarely.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 05, 2021, 01:16:22 PM
Hi @FISH good to see you. I'm still around, although rarely.

@Moosie  !
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Moosie on June 05, 2021, 02:16:59 PM
@Moosie  !
Hello @TigerLily, good to gaze upon your shining visage once again.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 05, 2021, 03:20:09 PM
I have been seriously TOYing with a Toys Of Your Childhood thread but was quick to realize that we mid 40's are spring chickens here.

Simon says that's a good idea. I'm in Generation X too, but I feel more like a Fall turkey than a Spring chicken.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 05, 2021, 03:23:45 PM
Simon says that's a good idea. I'm in Generation X too, but I feel more like a Fall turkey than a Spring chicken.

Fall turkey - is that where ''Falkie'' came from?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on June 05, 2021, 04:26:30 PM
Hi @FISH good to see you. I'm still around, although rarely.

geez louise

Hello @Moosie
So good to see you. I was afraid that you were in the Medicine Lodge with Heather Wade. I hope you still having some fun.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 05, 2021, 04:31:04 PM
Sooo...  Looking for another car, guess it's a bad time... Unless you like ugly colors...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Moosie on June 05, 2021, 05:42:33 PM
geez louise

Hello @Moosie
So good to see you. I was afraid that you were in the Medicine Lodge with Heather Wade. I hope you still having some fun.
Luckily I almost forgot she existed :D Life is good, albeit busy. I hope you guys are well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 06, 2021, 03:46:29 PM
Fall turkey - is that where ''Falkie'' came from?

I couldn't tell you. I always thought of him as Dennis Prager's unknown younger brother.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 06, 2021, 08:49:24 PM
Can the advertising industry please, please find some other pet phrase to use in their June commercials other than ''Dads & Grads''.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 07, 2021, 04:45:11 AM
Can the advertising industry please, please find some other pet phrase to use in their June commercials other than ''Dads & Grads''.
I thought they’d switched to pride this year.
Title: Meanwhile, Somewhere in Ohio
Post by: ItsOver on June 07, 2021, 12:06:19 PM
Just another fine upstanding citizen having a “cookout.”

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“...  When officers asked the resident of the apartment (Ellis' sister) what Ellis was burning outside she responded "Danny who?"
Officers then asked the child if she saw the fire outside and she asked officers if they were talking about her uncle. She then told them that her uncle (Ellis) loves fire.
Deputies surrounded a camper at 229 Plumvalley Street and located Ellis's girlfirend, Justice Lemaster, 22, of Bellefontaine.
Lemaster told deputies that she dropped Ellis off at the gas station by Brown Park.
Officers gained permission to search the camper from the owner and located Ellis hiding under a bed.
Ellis admitted to lighting the fire and told officers he was making tattoo ink and that the contents of the food can were petroleum jelly...”

https://www.peakofohio.com/mobile/news/details.cfm?clientid=5&id=326798#.YL5sZGQ8KEc

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 07, 2021, 01:57:23 PM
So that's how you make tattoo ink?  Huh.  I never knew.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on June 07, 2021, 02:06:52 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 07, 2021, 02:52:43 PM
So that's how you make tattoo ink?  Huh.  I never knew.
From looking at the fine, upstanding citizen, there seems to be no shortage of it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 07, 2021, 02:55:47 PM
Why?
Because Uncle Danny loves fire?  Always an interesting thing for a niece to know.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 07, 2021, 03:28:07 PM
I thought they’d switched to pride this year.

It's over the top. Their "pride" is shameful.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 07, 2021, 07:40:05 PM
It's over the top. Their "pride" is shameful.
Pride used to be for lions. Hetero lions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 07, 2021, 08:45:15 PM
Is it: "I'm proud that I have two arms. I was born that way." & "I'm proud to be born in America..."

Well, I'm glad.

I am proud that I capitalized on my talents and people skills to make money while having a good time...

So...  Are LGBTQIAXYZ born that way or did they choose?

Heroes, great Americans...  Overused terms.  The language has been perverted.  Pride?  An unintended admission? Maybe.

PS Being the only straight guy in a gay organization, I saw all the petty, biased, uninclusive, hateful, biased crap... They played the gay card every time they could.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 07, 2021, 08:55:54 PM
... PS Being the only straight guy in a gay organization, I saw all the petty, biased, uninclusive, hateful, biased crap... They played the gay card every time they could.

Had a front row seat to that here in the Bay Area.  During the Aids crisis it was spectacularly out of control.

PS, during the Aids epidemic, the panic and political intrusion was on the opposite end of the spectrum from the Covid-19 response - no infection passports demanded then.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 07, 2021, 09:03:01 PM
So Prince Hairy and Mergin Mackle decided to give her daughter a ghetto name.  Coulda been worse I guess.

Lilibet.  Really?  Really?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on June 07, 2021, 09:17:59 PM
So Prince Hairy and Mergin Mackle decided to give her daughter a ghetto name.  Coulda been worse, LaShondra, LeBron, Terdella, Draymond...

Lilibet.  Really?  Really?

The word on the Royals fanbase is that Queen Elisabeth would mispronounce her own name as Lilibet as a child and later Lilibet was a pet name her husband Prince Phillip would call him.

Blame my sister for me knowing this and passing it on to you  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 07, 2021, 11:13:15 PM
The word on the Royals fanbase is that Queen Elisabeth would mispronounce her own name as Lilibet as a child and later Lilibet was a pet name her husband Prince Phillip would call him.

Blame my sister for me knowing this and passing it on to you  ;D

I heard that too.  I've become fascinated with the awfulness of Meegan and Hairy.  Who ever thought anyone could make the British Royal Family seem sympathetic.

''Lilibet'' is the equivalent of naming a kid nicknames like Jenny, or Jimmy, or Mickey, instead of the formal name they are taken from.  This mostly happens in the rural south or poor urban neighborhoods.

So why did Meegan do this?  Tone deafness, cynicism, more manipulation of the Royal Family, hormones, just a dumb idea?  Plenty of foo-foo Hollywood types give their kids ridiculous names, perhaps the ''Sussex's'' have assimilated quickly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on June 08, 2021, 03:44:33 AM
Had a front row seat to that here in the Bay Area.  During the Aids crisis it was spectacularly out of control.

PS, during the Aids epidemic, the panic and political intrusion was on the opposite end of the spectrum from the Covid-19 response - no infection passports demanded then.
And Fauci was there. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 08, 2021, 11:33:21 AM
So Prince Hairy and Mergin Mackle decided to give her daughter a ghetto name.  Coulda been worse I guess.

Lilibet.  Really?  Really?

They really wouldn't have won no matter what they chose to name her. They're getting attacked for both naming her after Elizabeth and Diana as well as not naming her after Megan's mother.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 08, 2021, 02:46:05 PM
They really wouldn't have won no matter what they chose to name her. They're getting attacked for both naming her after Elizabeth and Diana as well as not naming her after Megan's mother.

Is tht the spin they and their allies are putting out?  Any normal name would have done, probably preferably something traditional. 

If they actually wanted to honor the Queen, instead of whatever stunt this was, ''Elizabeth'' would have been fine.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 08, 2021, 04:35:58 PM
Pride used to be for lions. Hetero lions.

We don't know their sexual orientation. Don't be species-ist.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 08, 2021, 07:19:24 PM
We don't know their sexual orientation. Don't be species-ist.

Can lady lions now have manes?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 08, 2021, 07:23:29 PM
Can lady lions now have manes?

Already been done

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2106866-five-wild-lionesses-grow-a-mane-and-start-acting-like-males/ (https://www.newscientist.com/article/2106866-five-wild-lionesses-grow-a-mane-and-start-acting-like-males/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 09, 2021, 04:06:57 PM
Can lady lions now have manes?

Veterinarians have procedures for that now. Let's not misgender the lioness.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 09, 2021, 04:08:18 PM
Already been done

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2106866-five-wild-lionesses-grow-a-mane-and-start-acting-like-males/ (https://www.newscientist.com/article/2106866-five-wild-lionesses-grow-a-mane-and-start-acting-like-males/)

I read that after I replied to PB. Alex Jones was right!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 12, 2021, 06:05:11 PM
Dam. Women.

https://www.kvue.com/mobile/article/news/local/austin-texas-boat-dam-water-rescue/269-4882580f-331a-4e1d-a2b3-b8a302d95624
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 12, 2021, 07:16:13 PM
I had to ask some over exuberant employee if he owned company.  He implicated that three other employees (including somebody there something like 8 years) were all wrong. Heh, heh.  I got off the call and started searching for another service provider... Just in case he's right.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 14, 2021, 07:42:58 PM
I have tried virtually every guava product I come across in stores.

This is truly nectar of the Gods.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 15, 2021, 01:12:31 PM
I have tried virtually every guava product I come across in stores.

This is truly nectar of the Gods.

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@GravitySucks I am in the process of finding a new base for my post workout shakes. How do you think this stuff would do with vanilla protein powder with added frozen blueberries and strawberries?

..upon further inspection - the answer would be 'not good' however I shall seek this stuff regardless.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 15, 2021, 03:23:02 PM
@GravitySucks I am in the process of finding a new base for my post workout shakes. How do you think this stuff would do with vanilla protein powder with added frozen blueberries and strawberries?

..upon further inspection - the answer would be 'not good' however I shall seek this stuff regardless.

I'm old school. I still drink lemon-lime Gatorade.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 15, 2021, 03:27:30 PM
I'm old school. I still drink lemon-lime Gatorade.

Hell yeah!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 15, 2021, 03:33:40 PM
I want to take voice lessons.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 15, 2021, 03:44:27 PM
I want to take voice lessons.
There’s always The Jorch Snoorway Correspondence School of Voice, Singing, and Hair Restoration.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 15, 2021, 03:48:28 PM
There’s always The Jorch Snoorway Correspondence School of Voice, Singing, and Hair Restoration.

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LOL!  If I knew I could get through to the show I'd ask Noory for advice on voice coaching and if he could possibly help me.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 15, 2021, 03:54:57 PM
LOL!  If I knew I could get through to the show I'd ask Noory for advice on voice coaching and if he could possibly help me.  ;D
Maybe Mike the millennial could put in a good word for you, Shay.  I’ll bet you can find him on Paranormaldate.com but don’t give him the wrong idea.  Not that there’s anything wrong with it. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 15, 2021, 03:55:57 PM
I want to take voice lessons.

Just put on an ugly shirt and let 'er rip baby.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 15, 2021, 04:13:17 PM
Maybe Mike the millennial could put in a good word for you, Shay.  I’ll bet you can find him on Paranormaldate.com but don’t give him the wrong idea.  Not that there’s anything wrong with it. ;)

You're killing me.  ;D  After Noory takes my call here is how it would go when MTM follows.

MTM ~ "George, first off thank you for taking my call and I appreciate all you do.  As a younger person I'd like to tell ShayP that he should follow his dream as a singer even though he's an older person.  George, maybe you could help him since your voice is amazing and you have such a presence on stage.  My Mom really loves you.  But first, I'd like to make a point then ask a question..."

Noory ~ "Interesting take."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 15, 2021, 04:15:10 PM
Just put on an ugly shirt and let 'er rip baby.



But I don't play the accordion.   :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 15, 2021, 04:18:43 PM
Thanks for this.  I had forgotten June is Accordian Appreciation Month.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 15, 2021, 04:23:57 PM
Thanks for this.  I had forgotten June is Accordian Appreciation Month.

Thank you for the reminder.  Myron Floren and all the Lawrence Welk musical family will be watched tonight.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 15, 2021, 04:25:31 PM
I’m more a Buckwheat Zydeco man.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 15, 2021, 04:31:15 PM
I’m more a Buckwheat Zydeco man.

I dig him too.  No doubt.  It's just that my first "fix" with the accordion was on the Welk Show.  Also, being from Pittsburgh you grew up hearing the Beer Barrel Polka a lot.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 15, 2021, 04:40:30 PM
You're killing me.  ;D  After Noory takes my call here is how it would go when MTM follows.

MTM ~ "George, first off thank you for taking my call and I appreciate all you do.  As a younger person I'd like to tell ShayP that he should follow his dream as a singer even though he's an older person.  George, maybe you could help him since your voice is amazing and you have such a presence on stage.  My Mom really loves you.  But first, I'd like to make a point then ask a question..."

Noory ~ "Interesting take."

Ha!

Noory ~  “Shay, you can learn a lot from Mikey!”

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 15, 2021, 04:53:57 PM
I want to take voice lessons.

It sounds like you need the man who taught Barry White everything he knows... knew?
That's right, Jim Gillette.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 15, 2021, 04:56:39 PM
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@wr250 told me that is him in that picture.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 15, 2021, 05:01:02 PM
But I don't play the accordion.   :'(

Ok screw that then. Guess you will need some coaching. This dude might still be alive @ShayP

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 15, 2021, 05:24:49 PM
It sounds like you need the man who taught Barry White everything he knows... knew?
That's right, Jim Gillette.


@Bart Ell   I have those tapes. As funny as it all is, they really work.  I still use a few of my favorites as my general vocal workout to keep things nicely oiled.

"Now let's do the, Ee Ee Ee's going up!"
"ZEE A O I A AH LAY MINE" repeat by half steps up and down.
"YAa AHH" from octave to octave and so on repeating up and down.

..and many many more
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 15, 2021, 05:35:54 PM
@Bart Ell   I have those tapes. As funny as it all is, they really work.  I still use a few of my favorites as my general vocal workout to keep things nicely oiled.

"Now let's do the, Ee Ee Ee's going up!"
"ZEE A O I A AH LAY MINE" repeat by half steps up and down.
"YAa AHH" from octave to octave and so on repeating up and down.

..and many many more

90% of rock singers between the ages of 40-60 have the same story.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 15, 2021, 07:39:16 PM
Hmmm. Appears quite talented. Interesting methodology. I may have to inspect his style further
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 15, 2021, 08:06:34 PM
90% of rock singers between the ages of 40-60 have the same story.
Not true. Unless you were a regular reader of Hit Parader and Circus you wouldn't know about it ever existed. But I am in my 40's.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 15, 2021, 08:40:55 PM
I have tried virtually every guava product I come across in stores.

This is truly nectar of the Gods.

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Our local $1 store carries these, as well as guava, passion fruit, pineapple, and maybe some others.  I always get the mango but I think it's time to try the others.  Hard to beat mango though.  They have another brand with all that too, not sure which company it is.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 15, 2021, 09:56:06 PM



Our local $1 store carries these, as well as guava, passion fruit, pineapple, and maybe some others.  I always get the mango but I think it's time to try the others.  Hard to beat mango though.  They have another brand with all that too, not sure which company it is.

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@PB the Jumex mango is ok but the Jumex guava nectar doesn’t come within the same zip code as the Goya nectar.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 15, 2021, 09:57:20 PM
Not true. Unless you were a regular reader of Hit Parader and Circus you wouldn't know about it ever existed. But I am in my 40's.

But you can’t sing
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 15, 2021, 10:06:55 PM
@GravitySucks I am in the process of finding a new base for my post workout shakes. How do you think this stuff would do with vanilla protein powder with added frozen blueberries and strawberries?

..upon further inspection - the answer would be 'not good' however I shall seek this stuff regardless.

@KSM don’t you dare defile the nectar of the gods with stuff relegated to peasants.

Use bananas as your base and coconut cream.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 15, 2021, 10:17:41 PM
@PB the Jumex mango is ok but the Jumex guava nectar doesn’t come within the same zip code as the Goya nectar.

Yeah, Goya is a quality food company, I doubt they'll be in the Dollar Store.  I'll give their juice a try.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 15, 2021, 10:25:38 PM
@KSM don’t you dare defile the nectar of the gods with stuff relegated to peasants.

Use bananas as your base and coconut cream.
Bananas are shit and your nectar is processed. Idiot. Hardly "nectar"

But you can’t sing
Coming from a creepy narcissistic old man who PM's the women of the forum about his stealth old man physique I suspect your judgment may be somewhat impaired.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 15, 2021, 11:43:01 PM
Bananas are shit and your nectar is processed. Idiot. Hardly "nectar"
Coming from a creepy narcissistic old man who PM's the women of the forum about his stealth old man physique I suspect your judgment may be somewhat impaired.

I have never claimed my judgment is not somewhat impaired. I have notes from doctors. Lots of notes. Pictures too.

The one food I will always remember tasting for the first time (for all the right reasons) is the dried fruit from the saguaro cactus. Heaven’s prototype for the fruit roll up.  Try Goya guava nectar. I don’t even know what “LIQUID INVERT SUGAR” is and I don’t care.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 16, 2021, 05:25:45 AM
Not true. Unless you were a regular reader of Hit Parader and Circus you wouldn't know about it ever existed. But I am in my 40's.
90% of rock singers between the ages of 40-60 were a regular reader of Hit Parader, Circus, Faces and Metal Edge.
Ok, that is a lie.
Some only looked at the pictures.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2021, 09:27:06 AM
90% of rock singers between the ages of 40-60 were a regular reader of Hit Parader, Circus, Faces and Metal Edge.
Ok, that is a lie.
Some only looked at the pictures.
Fuck sakes just let it go.

I forgot about Metal Edge. I liked Kerrang. There were no Jim Gillette Method tapes pedaled in there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 16, 2021, 09:50:12 AM
I liked Kerrang. There were no Jim Gillette Method tapes pedaled in there.

And this was the Jimless result.
Lisa Dominique, Kerrang superstar.




Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 16, 2021, 11:14:58 AM
90% of rock singers between the ages of 40-60 were a regular reader of Hit Parader, Circus, Faces and Metal Edge.
Ok, that is a lie.
Some only looked at the pictures.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2021, 01:56:41 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
It would be a sweet thing indeed to be as easily entertained as you my friend.

Would you like to hear about the rabbits?  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 16, 2021, 02:48:13 PM
It would be a sweet thing indeed to be as easily entertained as you my friend...

It's a gift
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 16, 2021, 03:03:11 PM
It would be a sweet thing indeed to be as easily entertained as you my friend.

Would you like to hear about the rabbits?  ;)

Is it a sad ending or a happy ending? For the rabbits?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 16, 2021, 03:37:51 PM
Just put on an ugly shirt and let 'er rip baby.



I don't know. It seems like there *would* be beer in Heaven.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 16, 2021, 03:39:05 PM
90% of rock singers between the ages of 40-60 were a regular reader of Hit Parader, Circus, Faces and Metal Edge.
Ok, that is a lie.
Some only looked at the pictures.

Don't forget Creem. It was the "creem" of the crop.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on June 16, 2021, 03:44:28 PM
But I don't play the accordion.   :'(

It's never too late. My neighbors will love to hear that the bagpipes and the tuba are both on my bucket list.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 16, 2021, 04:55:18 PM
It's never too late. My neighbors will love to hear that the bagpipes and the tuba are both on my bucket list.
I can help with the tuba - get a King 2341.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on June 16, 2021, 05:10:37 PM
It's never too late. My neighbors will love to hear that the bagpipes and the tuba are both on my bucket list.
Treat them to violin.  Fretless acoustic string instruments are devices of torture in unskilled hands.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on June 16, 2021, 10:58:44 PM
Massive Cojones ! ! !

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 19, 2021, 11:37:02 AM
Why would an ill-behaved 14-year old boy frequently play with a 7-year-old and other neighborhood boys?

They're all feral little future convicts. Many of their parents are backwards baseball hat wearing 35-year-olds and other forms of man-children.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 19, 2021, 08:28:48 PM
Why would an ill-behaved 14-year old boy frequently play with a 7-year-old and other neighborhood boys?

They're all feral little future convicts. Many of their parents are backwards baseball hat wearing 35-year-olds and other forms of man-children.
This is what you are seeing on your street? @sean92008 You do seem to loathe your neighbors but how long has this latest thing been going on?  I can relate now that I live exclusively in the city, on a city street, seeing all the neighbors I've always had here 7 days a week. Used to be 3 or 4 days a week so the smaller doses were a great buffer but now dislike has turned to utter annoyance.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on June 19, 2021, 08:45:16 PM
It's never too late. My neighbors will love to hear that the bagpipes and the tuba are both on my bucket list.
Bagpipe, huh?  How about the male organ?  skinflute?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on June 19, 2021, 08:47:32 PM
This is what you are seeing on your street? @sean92008 You do seem to loathe your neighbors but how long has this latest thing been going on?  I can relate now that I live exclusively in the city, on a city street, seeing all the neighbors I've always had here 7 days a week. Used to be 3 or 4 days a week so the smaller doses were a great buffer but now dislike has turned to utter annoyance.

Isn't that what chainsaws are for? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on June 20, 2021, 06:16:22 AM
Agreed. His voice makes me want to cut off his pigtails.
@PolkaDot I am getting concerned.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 20, 2021, 07:06:04 AM
I don't know. It seems like there *would* be beer in Heaven.
Probably not for these folks.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on June 20, 2021, 07:49:28 AM
Probably not for these folks.

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There will be aliens, though.

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I wonder why there is NOT an UFO thread in EllGab.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on June 20, 2021, 08:37:49 AM
I can help with the tuba - get a King 2341.

I once dated a Queen 42 39 56. She was a Whole Lotta R - - - -.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 20, 2021, 08:57:19 AM
I wonder why there is NOT an UFO thread in EllGab.
If we were “trendy” it would be a UAP thread. ;) I wonder if the aliens are hipsters.

https://www.uaptheory.com/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 20, 2021, 09:08:31 AM
This area seems to be an ongoing, whacked-out reality show.

“Woman arrested for menacing of stalking and domestic violence“

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“It was determined the caller fled from SC to distance herself from McGoldrick. McGoldrick flew to Ohio, rented a vehicle, and began following the caller when she left her residence in Bellefontaine, attempting to disguise her appearance with a hooded sweatshirt and sunglasses. McGoldrick admitted to officers she was following the caller, stating she was just trying to get her vehicle back. A third party acquaintance of the caller, in a separate vehicle, made several attempts to put her vehicle between McGoldrick and the caller so she could escape. The caller told officers she is afraid McGoldrick will try to kill her.
McGoldrick was placed under arrest for Menacing by Stalking and Domestic Violence.”

https://www.peakofohio.com/mobile/news/details.cfm?clientid=5&id=327509#.YM9mYWQ8KEc
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 20, 2021, 09:08:37 AM
This is what you are seeing on your street? @sean92008 You do seem to loathe your neighbors but how long has this latest thing been going on?  I can relate now that I live exclusively in the city, on a city street, seeing all the neighbors I've always had here 7 days a week. Used to be 3 or 4 days a week so the smaller doses were a great buffer but now dislike has turned to utter annoyance.

Ill behaved little shits and their parents (who are bullshitters) don't monitor their kids' behavior. It's been bad since they moved in.

Getting along with your neighbors is a two-way street and I have kept to my side of the road.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 20, 2021, 11:34:44 AM
This area seems to be an ongoing, whacked-out reality show.

“Woman arrested for menacing of stalking and domestic violence“

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“It was determined the caller fled from SC to distance herself from McGoldrick. McGoldrick flew to Ohio, rented a vehicle, and began following the caller when she left her residence in Bellefontaine, attempting to disguise her appearance with a hooded sweatshirt and sunglasses. McGoldrick admitted to officers she was following the caller, stating she was just trying to get her vehicle back. A third party acquaintance of the caller, in a separate vehicle, made several attempts to put her vehicle between McGoldrick and the caller so she could escape. The caller told officers she is afraid McGoldrick will try to kill her.
McGoldrick was placed under arrest for Menacing by Stalking and Domestic Violence.”

https://www.peakofohio.com/mobile/news/details.cfm?clientid=5&id=327509#.YM9mYWQ8KEc

They looks like any number of high school phys ed. teachers who used their position to get access to teenaged girls.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 20, 2021, 03:10:17 PM
They looks like any number of high school phys ed. teachers who used their position to get access to teenaged girls.
I love how this small town writer writes.  Just kind of lays it out there, warts and all, in an amusing manner, unlike the big time media that does their utmost to sanitize and warp anything to fit an agenda.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 21, 2021, 04:20:43 AM
It's 4:20  somewhere
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 21, 2021, 09:30:29 AM
Things are looking up in Russells Point!  ;)

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“A drunk county woman was arrested on multiple charges after she entered a residence in Russells Point Saturday morning around 4:50.
The Logan County Sheriff's Office reports that Allison Defibaugh, 27, of rural Bellefontaine, entered a home in the 500 block of Lincoln Boulevard and locked herself inside a bedroom.
Initially, the man heard someone knocking on his front door.
When he answered the door, Defibaugh, who was only wearing a shirt, walked inside. The man repeatedly told Defibaugh that she was not welcome.
He then called law enforcement.
The man gave deputies permission to force entry into his bedroom. Authorities kicked in the door.
Defibaugh was in bed covered by a blanket.
She told deputies that she was in Bellefontaine.
Defibaugh admitted to being at a downtown bar in Bellefontaine.
She could not remember how she got to Russells Point.”

https://www.peakofohio.com/mobile/news/details.cfm?clientid=5&id=327558#.YNC8rWQ8KEc

Certainly better than a psycho stalker from SC.  ;D









Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 21, 2021, 09:47:56 AM
It's 4:20  somewhere
You're a 'pot guy' ? c'mon man, don't be a pot guy. @PB


Have some of this!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 21, 2021, 03:16:48 PM
Things are looking up in Russells Point!  ;)

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I wonder about the legalities of recording such a person in one's home...  The viral video would attract a lot of hits.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 21, 2021, 05:11:59 PM
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@FISH
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 21, 2021, 05:39:56 PM
I hate unnecessary questions in chat. So...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 21, 2021, 06:12:17 PM
Things are looking up in Russells Point!  ;)

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“A drunk county woman was arrested on multiple charges after she entered a residence in Russells Point Saturday morning around 4:50.
The Logan County Sheriff's Office reports that Allison Defibaugh, 27, of rural Bellefontaine, entered a home in the 500 block of Lincoln Boulevard and locked herself inside a bedroom.
Initially, the man heard someone knocking on his front door.
When he answered the door, Defibaugh, who was only wearing a shirt, walked inside. The man repeatedly told Defibaugh that she was not welcome.
He then called law enforcement.
The man gave deputies permission to force entry into his bedroom. Authorities kicked in the door.
Defibaugh was in bed covered by a blanket.
She told deputies that she was in Bellefontaine.
Defibaugh admitted to being at a downtown bar in Bellefontaine.
She could not remember how she got to Russells Point.”

https://www.peakofohio.com/mobile/news/details.cfm?clientid=5&id=327558#.YNC8rWQ8KEc

Certainly better than a psycho stalker from SC.  ;D

Very strange.  I think she should move to Pittsburgh and I will leave the door unlocked.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 21, 2021, 06:20:40 PM
Very strange.  I think she should move to Pittsburgh and I will leave the door unlocked.
Heh, heh, heh... do you have some pants you can loan her?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 21, 2021, 06:28:34 PM
Heh, heh, heh... do you have some pants you can loan her?

I'll give her some sweatpants when she leaves.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 21, 2021, 06:28:45 PM
Heh, heh, heh... do you have some pants you can loan her?

...if she checks the pockets first... 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 21, 2021, 07:25:59 PM
@PolkaDot I am getting concerned.

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I'm here, I'm here! Don't worry I wasn't locked in anyone's basement or shed....or unfortunately, pool house.  ;D
What have I missed @FISH ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on June 21, 2021, 09:24:19 PM
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@FISH

I like this @anniem .

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I like David Lynch.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on June 21, 2021, 09:31:13 PM
I'm here, I'm here! Don't worry I wasn't locked in anyone's basement or shed....or unfortunately, pool house.  ;D
What have I missed @FISH ?
@PolkaDot I was worried. I was afraid that you meet up with Heather Wade with her Shaman in the Medicine Lodge. They would force you to make a generous offering and beg for help from The Creator.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on June 22, 2021, 08:42:23 AM
If we were “trendy” it would be a UAP thread. ;) I wonder if the aliens are hipsters.

https://www.uaptheory.com/
OK..
Thanks, I guess.  :-\
One more question @ItsOver .
Is there a Santa Claus?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 22, 2021, 09:03:07 AM
OK..
Thanks, I guess.  :-\
One more question @ItsOver .
Is there a Santa Claus?
Well, of course, FISH.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes,_Virginia,_there_is_a_Santa_Claus
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 22, 2021, 09:28:47 AM
Weird, I am already looking forward to Christmas. Summer's going well and things are great but I seem to be longing for Christmas.. already.

I would seriously live in a 365 Little Christmas town out in the middle of nowhere. We would keep the town small and safe and be extremely picky on who we let in. Perhaps a population cap of 500 or less. There would not be any politics as everybody would be vetted upon entry so only like minded need apply. No police as the honor system and do unto others would be firmly rooted into our very being. IF we needed to remove someone..  force will be used. 'We will forever wish you a Merry Christmas, Bruce - but you have crossed the socially acceptable line and now you must go' Look away children, there's blood in the snow!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 22, 2021, 09:49:31 AM
OK..
Thanks, I guess.  :-\
One more question @ItsOver .
Is there a Santa Claus?

In @KSM Ksmlandistan there most certainly is.

Unless he goes by Bruce in the off-season
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 22, 2021, 09:49:31 AM
Weird, I am already looking forward to Christmas. Summer's going well and things are great but I seem to be longing for Christmas.. already.

I would seriously live in a 365 Little Christmas town out in the middle of nowhere. We would keep the town small and safe and be extremely picky on who we let in. Perhaps a population cap of 500 or less. There would not be any politics as everybody would be vetted upon entry so only like minded need apply. No police as the honor system and do unto others would be firmly rooted into our very being. IF we needed to remove someone..  force will be used. 'We will forever wish you a Merry Christmas, Bruce - but you have crossed the socially acceptable line and now you must go' Look away children, there's blood in the snow!

Is there an application I need to fill out? I'm ready!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 22, 2021, 09:55:10 AM
Weird, I am already looking forward to Christmas. Summer's going well and things are great but I seem to be longing for Christmas.. already.

I would seriously live in a 365 Little Christmas town out in the middle of nowhere. We would keep the town small and safe and be extremely picky on who we let in. Perhaps a population cap of 500 or less. There would not be any politics as everybody would be vetted upon entry so only like minded need apply. No police as the honor system and do unto others would be firmly rooted into our very being. IF we needed to remove someone..  force will be used. 'We will forever wish you a Merry Christmas, Bruce - but you have crossed the socially acceptable line and now you must go' Look away children, there's blood in the snow!
Back in the 80’s, I lived down the road from Christmas, Fl.  Back then, it was certainly in the middle of nowhere.

https://olioiniowa.com/2016/12/19/exploring-christmas-florida/

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 22, 2021, 10:03:12 AM
Back in the 80’s, I lived down the road from Christmas, Fl.  Back then, it was certainly in the middle of nowhere.

https://olioiniowa.com/2016/12/19/exploring-christmas-florida/

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Nice!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on June 22, 2021, 11:24:34 AM
In Pennsylvania we have a great Christmas shop. It is open all year long. It was a great place to visit. National Christmas Center, Stone Gables Estate 1 Hollinger Lane, Star Barn Way, Elizabethtown, PA 17022.
In 2015 something very bad happened at their former location.  :'(



New location--https://stonegablesestate.com/national-christmas-center/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 22, 2021, 12:02:17 PM
Weird, I am already looking forward to Christmas. Summer's going well and things are great but I seem to be longing for Christmas.. already.

I would seriously live in a 365 Little Christmas town out in the middle of nowhere. We would keep the town small and safe and be extremely picky on who we let in. Perhaps a population cap of 500 or less. There would not be any politics as everybody would be vetted upon entry so only like minded need apply. No police as the honor system and do unto others would be firmly rooted into our very being. IF we needed to remove someone..  force will be used. 'We will forever wish you a Merry Christmas, Bruce - but you have crossed the socially acceptable line and now you must go' Look away children, there's blood in the snow!

Would there be tacos?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 22, 2021, 12:18:16 PM
Would there be tacos?
Oddly enough, there’s a Taco Bell a little over 7 miles down the road from Christmas, FL.  Granted, there’s a McDonald’s just a little closer.  There is no escape.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 22, 2021, 12:30:51 PM
I would seriously live in a 365 Little Christmas town out in the middle of nowhere.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 22, 2021, 12:59:11 PM
Weird, I am already looking forward to Christmas. Summer's going well and things are great but I seem to be longing for Christmas.. already.

I would seriously live in a 365 Little Christmas town out in the middle of nowhere. We would keep the town small and safe and be extremely picky on who we let in. Perhaps a population cap of 500 or less. There would not be any politics as everybody would be vetted upon entry so only like minded need apply. No police as the honor system and do unto others would be firmly rooted into our very being. IF we needed to remove someone..  force will be used. 'We will forever wish you a Merry Christmas, Bruce - but you have crossed the socially acceptable line and now you must go' Look away children, there's blood in the snow!

Such a town mostly exists already - Christmas, Michigan      May have to boot some folks out but some of your requirements are in place.


http://www.exploringthenorth.com/christmas/chr.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 22, 2021, 03:39:38 PM
Seems you're all in the Christmas spirit. Very nice.  Some of the towns look great and thanks for sharing but I'm talking snow all year round with ONLY Christmas related activities.

This means:
- No sex! Innocent kissing and hugging are welcome. These are reserved for greetings and passing one another in the street.
- Citizens must take courses on how to see things through the eyes of a child.
- 24/7 classic Christmas music in the town square.
- Everyone cuts wood and has a beautiful fireplace in one of 5 styled (predesigned) Christmas colored homes.
- Dogs and cats are encouraged.
- No muzzies, jews, or Asians.
- Weight gain is encouraged to keep Jolly.
- Smiles are mandatory when out of the home. Even when moving your bowels.
- Alcohol and cigars are free and everywhere but outright drunkenness and unCHRISTMAScharacteristic behavior is not tolerated.
- Cleanliness in general is rewarded.

These above are a few of the basic guidelines.

Merry Christmas, and we'll see you there!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 22, 2021, 03:56:19 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 22, 2021, 04:38:14 PM
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Ha!  I’m in.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on June 22, 2021, 06:33:02 PM
Such a town mostly exists already - Christmas, Michigan      May have to boot some folks out but some of your requirements are in place.


http://www.exploringthenorth.com/christmas/chr.html

Seems you're all in the Christmas spirit. Very nice.  Some of the towns look great and thanks for sharing but I'm talking snow all year round with ONLY Christmas related activities.

This means:
- No sex! Innocent kissing and hugging are welcome. These are reserved for greetings and passing one another in the street.
- Citizens must take courses on how to see things through the eyes of a child.
- 24/7 classic Christmas music in the town square.
- Everyone cuts wood and has a beautiful fireplace in one of 5 styled (predesigned) Christmas colored homes.
- Dogs and cats are encouraged.
- No muzzies, jews, or Asians.
- Weight gain is encouraged to keep Jolly.
- Smiles are mandatory when out of the home. Even when moving your bowels.
- Alcohol and cigars are free and everywhere but outright drunkenness and unCHRISTMAScharacteristic behavior is not tolerated.
- Cleanliness in general is rewarded.

These above are a few of the basic guidelines.

Merry Christmas, and we'll see you there!  :)


Stop it. It's not even July yet!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 22, 2021, 06:47:28 PM
Stop it. It's not even July yet!
You're just mad because of the no sex rule in my Christmasville. It's for the best. Trust me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 22, 2021, 07:53:16 PM
... Smiles are mandatory...

Ok I'm out
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 22, 2021, 08:40:25 PM
Ok I'm out
Well @PB we don't have 420 in Christmasville.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 22, 2021, 08:44:00 PM
Well @PB we don't have 420 in Christmasville.  :)

Or tacos apparently
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 22, 2021, 08:46:58 PM
Or tacos apparently
Clearly stated in the rules. NO SEX!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 23, 2021, 10:31:22 AM
Clearly stated in the rules. NO SEX!
Have fun alone.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 24, 2021, 09:16:06 AM
And we have another winner from the booming Bellefontaine “metro.”

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“An area driver was arrested on a felony drug charge following a traffic stop east of Russells Point Wednesday night around 9:30.
The Washington Township Police Department reports that Justin Poore, 30, of Sidney, was driving a pickup pulling a pontoon boat on 33.
The pickup had a loud exhaust and the trailer did not have any lights.
 Poore turned onto 94.
As the officer initiated the traffic stop, Poore drove off the roadway.
He went through a yard and parked at a residence on 94.
Poore could not explain why he drove through the yard.
K9 Bruno responded and alerted on the vehicle.
Officers conducted a search and discovered marijuana and pills. Poore did not have a prescription for the drugs.
He was charged with felony possession of a Schedule II controlled substance. Poore was lodged in the Logan County Jail.
Authorities report that Poore has several prior drug convictions.”

https://www.peakofohio.com/mobile/news/details.cfm?clientid=5&id=327694#.YNSuSWQ8KEc

The good news is he appears to still have his pants, or at least LEO didn’t seem to notice he was missing them, but he appears to need better explanations for driving through yards.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 27, 2021, 09:18:11 PM
Today the heat peaked at 109.5 F or 43 C

I actually did a workout today and shall do so tomorrow and so on. I also have been sure to water flowers and herbs in a very sparse way as I run out of the house like a scared little sissy and quickly water something and then quickly run in and slam the door. Time will pass and I will run out and water something else.. ETC ETC..

Funny     but as the sun sets and the temperature sits currently at 98ish F I find myself wanting to have a fire in the pit out front with some classic country music and a cocktail or twoish. Perhaps I'll chop some wood inside the living room and crank up the furnace while I'm at it.

FIRE GET PRETTY LOOK WHAT UG DO HE MAKE HOTSTICK GET FIRE MARSHMELLOW
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 30, 2021, 12:05:53 PM
Bill Cosby conviction overturned, out of prison

The state Supreme Court... wrote that a “non-prosecution agreement” that had been struck with a previous prosecutor meant that Mr. Cosby should not have been charged in the case, and that he should be discharged. They barred a retrial.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/bill-cosby-released-from-prison-after-sexual-assault-conviction-overturned/ar-AALCW17?ocid=msedgntp (https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/bill-cosby-released-from-prison-after-sexual-assault-conviction-overturned/ar-AALCW17?ocid=msedgntp)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on June 30, 2021, 03:42:08 PM
An old friend - going back to the AOL Authors Lounge chatroom  days - asked me if I would come visit her this year.

I replied "yes."

She replied, "Yay!"

And then ...

She sent this vid clip gif to me.

That really takes me back.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 30, 2021, 07:09:49 PM
Hi all. I have piece by piece gotten some info out. So there was a lightning storm on Thursday. A lightning strike became a fire on federal land. There were 4 fires in total, the other 3 were all the way out. The last one was thought to be out, apparently the fire fighters (federal?) left and it was not out.
When there was a house fire last year I remember the local FFs stayed all night to make sure it was out. Wish it was they who worked on what became the Lava Fire instead of the feds.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/ill-take-the-heat-for-that-fire-official-apologizes-after-crews-left-before-lava-fire-was-out/ar-AALD1Mf

By Saturday there were evacuation warnings close by, but not on us. We got ready then in case. Sunday came our evac warning followed by an evac order an hour and a half later. We went. Only 2 of 5 cats were catchable. We left lots of food and water for them. We didn't know where to go. The red cross set up a shelter in a local high-school gym. No pets, so my husband slept in the car with the pets, trading off now and then. Red cross fed us, had a giant fan going as it was over 100 degrees when we got there and gave us cots to sleep on. My brother sent a phone number in the morning of a motel that had a few rooms. We got a reservation and got a room. We've been here ever since. There is a diner next to where we are and a Starbucks across the street. I never got coffee at one of those, but happy they had a nice light roast for me.
I can't think of what else to say. All the people we have worked with for anything, food, the room, red cross etc are wonderful sweet lovely people.
Oh, the shootout. So there are large pot growers near here. Two days ago the fire fighters wanted to work on the fire via their grow land. They were not allowed access by the growers. I don't appreciate people hindering fire fighters. The next day the fire fighters returned with police to help the FFs get the needed access. The grower refused again and apparently shot a gun at the police to demonstrate his lack of interest in letting the FFs work. They returned fire, and now there is one less grower around.
Oh and the drone moron. Someone kept flying a drone in to see the fire causing the planes and helicopters to be grounded because if they hit a drone they could crash. The drone moron interfered with the fire fighting more than once over 2 days. Apparently finally found and arrested.
Soooo how are youse guys?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 30, 2021, 08:05:30 PM
Hi all. I have piece by piece gotten some info out. So there was a lightning storm on Thursday. A lightning strike became a fire on federal land. There were 4 fires in total, the other 3 were all the way out. The last one was thought to be out, apparently the fire fighters (federal?) left and it was not out.
When there was a house fire last year I remember the local FFs stayed all night to make sure it was out. Wish it was they who worked on what became the Lava Fire instead of the feds.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/ill-take-the-heat-for-that-fire-official-apologizes-after-crews-left-before-lava-fire-was-out/ar-AALD1Mf

By Saturday there were evacuation warnings close by, but not on us. We got ready then in case. Sunday came our evac warning followed by an evac order an hour and a half later. We went. Only 2 of 5 cats were catchable. We left lots of food and water for them. We didn't know where to go. The red cross set up a shelter in a local high-school gym. No pets, so my husband slept in the car with the pets, trading off now and then. Red cross fed us, had a giant fan going as it was over 100 degrees when we got there and gave us cots to sleep on. My brother sent a phone number in the morning of a motel that had a few rooms. We got a reservation and got a room. We've been here ever since. There is a diner next to where we are and a Starbucks across the street. I never got coffee at one of those, but happy they had a nice light roast for me.
I can't think of what else to say. All the people we have worked with for anything, food, the room, red cross etc are wonderful sweet lovely people.
Oh, the shootout. So there are large pot growers near here. Two days ago the fire fighters wanted to work on the fire via their grow land. They were not allowed access by the growers. I don't appreciate people hindering fire fighters. The next day the fire fighters returned with police to help the FFs get the needed access. The grower refused again and apparently shot a gun at the police to demonstrate his lack of interest in letting the FFs work. They returned fire, and now there is one less grower around.
Oh and the drone moron. Someone kept flying a drone in to see the fire causing the planes and helicopters to be grounded because if they hit a drone they could crash. The drone moron interfered with the fire fighting more than once over 2 days. Apparently finally found and arrested.
Soooo how are youse guys?

WOW.  I'm glad you checked in.   All I can say is that I hope you guys get home real soon, safe n' sound. Weirdly enough it is hotter here than it is there. I assume your room is wonderfully equip with AC.. I'll be right over for a drink.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 30, 2021, 08:22:31 PM
They should have shot the guy with the drone too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 30, 2021, 08:23:14 PM
WOW.  I'm glad you checked in.   All I can say is that I hope you guys get home real soon, safe n' sound. Weirdly enough it is hotter here than it is there. I assume your room is wonderfully equip with AC.. I'll be right over for a drink.

It does. I went to the motel office to wait for the room and had great conversations with the staff. They have a hard job, some people are miserable to them. Room has good ac, a shower, beds. Glad to have it.
No fridge. Drinks might be warm. Wait! Ice machine!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 30, 2021, 08:26:08 PM
They should have shot the guy with the drone too.

8000 evacuees should be able to sue him.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on June 30, 2021, 08:35:19 PM
Hi all. I have piece by piece gotten some info out. So there was a lightning storm on Thursday. A lightning strike became a fire on federal land. There were 4 fires in total, the other 3 were all the way out. The last one was thought to be out, apparently the fire fighters (federal?) left and it was not out.
When there was a house fire last year I remember the local FFs stayed all night to make sure it was out. Wish it was they who worked on what became the Lava Fire instead of the feds.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/ill-take-the-heat-for-that-fire-official-apologizes-after-crews-left-before-lava-fire-was-out/ar-AALD1Mf

By Saturday there were evacuation warnings close by, but not on us. We got ready then in case. Sunday came our evac warning followed by an evac order an hour and a half later. We went. Only 2 of 5 cats were catchable. We left lots of food and water for them. We didn't know where to go. The red cross set up a shelter in a local high-school gym. No pets, so my husband slept in the car with the pets, trading off now and then. Red cross fed us, had a giant fan going as it was over 100 degrees when we got there and gave us cots to sleep on. My brother sent a phone number in the morning of a motel that had a few rooms. We got a reservation and got a room. We've been here ever since. There is a diner next to where we are and a Starbucks across the street. I never got coffee at one of those, but happy they had a nice light roast for me.
I can't think of what else to say. All the people we have worked with for anything, food, the room, red cross etc are wonderful sweet lovely people.
Oh, the shootout. So there are large pot growers near here. Two days ago the fire fighters wanted to work on the fire via their grow land. They were not allowed access by the growers. I don't appreciate people hindering fire fighters. The next day the fire fighters returned with police to help the FFs get the needed access. The grower refused again and apparently shot a gun at the police to demonstrate his lack of interest in letting the FFs work. They returned fire, and now there is one less grower around.
Oh and the drone moron. Someone kept flying a drone in to see the fire causing the planes and helicopters to be grounded because if they hit a drone they could crash. The drone moron interfered with the fire fighting more than once over 2 days. Apparently finally found and arrested.
Soooo how are youse guys?
@anniem  I was worried for you and YOURs. Your experience could be a story called--The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. You have a great brother.  :)
Do you have any idea how long this these wildfires will be burning?
I am not going to tell @Exile about the Starbucks shop being so close to you.  ;)
When in trouble when in doubt, run in circles scream and shout and get ICE!!!
Good night and catch you later.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on June 30, 2021, 08:40:04 PM
@anniem  I was worried for you and YOURs. Your experience could be a story called--The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. You have a great brother.  :)
Do you have any idea how long this these wildfires will be burning?
I am not going to tell @Exile about the Starbucks shop being so close to you.  ;)
Good night and catch you later.

No idea how long. I do have a good brother. I have 3 actually. @Exile, I had no choice. 
Goodnight dear @FISH
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 30, 2021, 10:29:49 PM
I'm so sorry to hear about your situation @anniem . I'm glad you are safe and you and yours make it through safely. Get back home soon and hopefully find no damage and all the kitties are fine. Please keep us up to date
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 01, 2021, 03:25:51 AM
You are in my thoughts, @anniem I hope everything goes well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 01, 2021, 06:39:03 AM
You are in my thoughts, @anniem I hope everything goes well.
+1

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 01, 2021, 10:09:52 AM
Happy Canada Day to all the crazy, apologetic Canadians.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 01, 2021, 11:28:44 AM
Happy Canada Day to all the crazy, apologetic Canadians.

Canada Day? Kind of like a cut rate Fourth of July? Considering they still have to curtsy to the Queen?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 01, 2021, 11:37:16 AM
Canada Day? Kind of like a cut rate Fourth of July? Considering they still have to curtsy to the Queen?

Bart and KSM just bought her a new ship this week!

Her Majesty's Canadian Ship Harry DeWolfe
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 01, 2021, 12:03:35 PM
@ShayP WTAF?  I have needs but that's insane. Are they putting gold in there or something?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 01, 2021, 12:49:51 PM
Bart and KSM just bought her a new ship this week!

Her Majesty's Canadian Ship Harry DeWolfe
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That's Bart's yacht.

Canada Day? Kind of like a cut rate Fourth of July? Considering they still have to curtsy to the Queen?

Missinformed yankee-doodle thinking right there.

On the 4th will you be busy with your antifa buddies?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 01, 2021, 01:38:51 PM
Is it appropriate to eat Canadian bacon today?  Kraft dinner?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 01, 2021, 01:53:38 PM
Canada Day? Kind of like a cut rate Fourth of July? Considering they still have to curtsy to the Queen?

Yes, we get to celebrate our day with only 10% of the military deaths.
Thanks for whitewashing our fence and the apple pie, Ben.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 01, 2021, 02:47:18 PM
Canada Day? Kind of like a cut rate Fourth of July? Considering they still have to curtsy to the Queen?

Cut rate is right.  Two colored flag, less stitching.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 01, 2021, 10:48:02 PM
Good night and catch you later.

WE ARE HOME!!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 01, 2021, 11:27:40 PM
WE ARE HOME!!!!

That's terrific!  Were the cats still there?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 01, 2021, 11:32:33 PM
@ShayP WTAF?  I have needs but that's insane. Are they putting gold in there or something?

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Yikes! :o  But the horseradish is only $7.99!  ;D

I had to do a double take on that brand.  That's out of Buffalo. @Walks_At_Night  I confused that brand with Wasilewski's which is produced about 40 miles from me.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 02, 2021, 04:30:38 AM
Yikes! :o  But the horseradish is only $7.99!  ;D

I had to do a double take on that brand.  That's out of Buffalo. @Walks_At_Night  I confused that brand with Wasilewski's which is produced about 40 miles from me.
@ShayP
Yeah, Polish names are confusing. I'm a Vollwerth's (https://www.vollwerth.com/) guy. The product prices are fair but the shipping is steep so was looking at alternatives.  There ain't no magic as they say. A staple of Rust Belt life but I can't get it here.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 02, 2021, 05:47:11 AM
WE ARE HOME!!!!
@anniem
HOME SWEET HOME!!!!  ;)
Welcome back to your home. I hope you and yours are doing GREAT.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 02, 2021, 05:52:12 AM
Yikes! :o  But the horseradish is only $7.99!  ;D

I had to do a double take on that brand.  That's out of Buffalo. @Walks_At_Night  I confused that brand with Wasilewski's which is produced about 40 miles from me.
@ShayP drive over to Philly. We have great Polish shops.
Bacik - horseradish, net weight: 6.3 oz = $2.49

https://polka-deli.com/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 02, 2021, 06:09:19 AM
@ShayP
Yeah, Polish names are confusing. I'm a Vollwerth's (https://www.vollwerth.com/) guy. The product prices are fair but the shipping is steep so was looking at alternatives.  There ain't no magic as they say. A staple of Rust Belt life but I can't get it here.  :'(

Since we're on the topic of sausages, @Walks_At_Night give Hofmann's a try if you can.  They're based in Syracuse.  I got them at a Wegmans in Virginia.  I think you may have one in your neck of the woods.  The best Kielbasa I've had.  Same with the hot dogs; especially the natural casing ones.  I love that snap.  They don't sell them here and I don't eat enough to order online and pay for shipping.  The shipping is probably just as steep as Vollwerth.  I checked them out.  They have a pretty good selection.  I'm intrigued by the Rebel Hot Polish Sausage.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 02, 2021, 06:35:25 AM
Since we're on the topic of sausages, @Walks_At_Night give Hofmann's a try if you can.  They're based in Syracuse.  I got them at a Wegmans in Virginia.  I think you may have one in your neck of the woods.  The best Kielbasa I've had.  Same with the hot dogs; especially the natural casing ones.  I love that snap.  They don't sell them here and I don't eat enough to order online and pay for shipping.  The shipping is probably just as steep as Vollwerth.  I checked them out.  They have a pretty good selection.  I'm intrigued by the Rebel Hot Polish Sausage.
In Philly kielbasa is for sale everywhere. Corner stores will have kielbasa hanging off a rack or two.
The GO TO shop is CZERW's. People stand in line for hours during the Christmas and Easter seasons for Czerw's Kielbasy. kielbasyboys.com ;) @ShayP

http://www.kielbasyboys.com/id1.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 02, 2021, 06:38:20 AM
In Philly kielbasa is for sale everywhere. Corner stores will have kielbasa hanging off a rack or two.
The GO TO shop is CZERW's. People stand in line for hours during the Christmas and Easter seasons for Czerw's Kielbasy. kielbasyboys.com ;) @ShayP

http://www.kielbasyboys.com/id1.html

@FISH which do you like better?  Smoked or fresh?  While smoked was a staple in my childhood diet, I preferred Sunday’s treat. Fresh kielbasa. Along with everything else that went into a polish after church dinner feast.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 02, 2021, 06:47:41 AM
@ShayP drive over to Philly. We have great Polish shops.
Bacik - horseradish, net weight: 6.3 oz = $2.49

https://polka-deli.com/

@FISH  Between turnpike tolls and gas, I'd go bankrupt.  ;) ;D

That's actually similar to a shop that was in Richmond, VA.  I recognize the Bacik brand.  The shop closed within a year.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 02, 2021, 06:52:48 AM
In Philly kielbasa is for sale everywhere. Corner stores will have kielbasa hanging off a rack or two.
The GO TO shop is CZERW's. People stand in line for hours during the Christmas and Easter seasons for Czerw's Kielbasy. kielbasyboys.com ;) @ShayP

http://www.kielbasyboys.com/id1.html

I'd like to go there. @FISH  Reminds me of a few that were here when I was young.  Sadly, a lot of the establishments like that have died in Pittsburgh. :'( 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 02, 2021, 07:14:53 AM
Since we're on the topic of sausages, @Walks_At_Night give Hofmann's a try if you can.  They're based in Syracuse.  I got them at a Wegmans in Virginia.  I think you may have one in your neck of the woods.  The best Kielbasa I've had.  Same with the hot dogs; especially the natural casing ones.  I love that snap.  They don't sell them here and I don't eat enough to order online and pay for shipping.  The shipping is probably just as steep as Vollwerth.  I checked them out.  They have a pretty good selection.  I'm intrigued by the Rebel Hot Polish Sausage.

Thanks for the steer. We do have a Wegman's that recently opened in the area here in an attempt to compete with the Food Dawg. I'll have to pick up some Hoffman's.  Still doesn't solve my Ring Bologna problem.  >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 02, 2021, 07:21:06 AM
@FISH which do you like better?  Smoked or fresh?  While smoked was a staple in my childhood diet, I preferred Sunday’s treat. Fresh kielbasa. Along with everything else that went into a polish after church dinner feast.
I have fond memories of a sweet old Ukrainian lady making me mashed potatoes. She would add some bacon and bacon grease to this dish.
For Christmas and Easter I will buy fatty smoked kielbasa and cook it up with a polish sauerkraut. Of course, I cook the sauerkraut for at least 2 hours before adding the kielbasa. @ShayP
Funny thing is the next generation is very fond of the skinny kielbasa.

PS/I make wonderful golumpkis.  have an old old recipe for pierogi. It is not easy for a nice Irish girl to make homemade Polish food.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 02, 2021, 07:32:13 AM
Thanks for the steer. We do have a Wegman's that recently opened in the area here in an attempt to compete with the Food Dawg. I'll have to pick up some Hoffman's.  Still doesn't solve my Ring Bologna problem.  >:(

You're welcome. @Walks_At_Night   I know it's not the brand you were used to and crave, but, Hofmann's has Ring Bologna.  It was in the Wegmans I mentioned.  I never purchased it.  Not sure if all Wegmans have the same stock though.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 02, 2021, 07:49:48 AM
I have fond memories of a sweet old Ukrainian lady making me mashed potatoes. She would add some bacon and bacon grease to this dish.
For Christmas and Easter I will buy fatty smoked kielbasa and cook it up with a polish sauerkraut. Of course, I cook the sauerkraut for at least 2 hours before adding the kielbasa. @ShayP
Funny thing is the next generation is very fond of the skinny kielbasa.

PS/I make wonderful golumpkis.  have an old old recipe for pierogi. It is not easy for a nice Irish girl to make homemade Polish food.  :(

"nice Irish girl?"  ???

I kid!  ;)  ;D  I'll have some of those golumpkis and the kielbasa and sauerkraut.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 02, 2021, 08:28:06 AM
You're welcome. @Walks_At_Night   I know it's not the brand you were used to and crave, but, Hofmann's has Ring Bologna.  It was in the Wegmans I mentioned.  I never purchased it.  Not sure if all Wegmans have the same stock though.

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Yeah, when the Wegman's first opened here, I checked it out for Ring Bologna. Nada.  Southern folk don't eat it I guess.  The only time I've ever seen it here was when we had a Hannaford for a short time. The Food Dawg crushed them and they retreated back up North, taking the precious Ring Bologna with them.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 02, 2021, 09:45:38 AM
I killed my Facebook. So, when I wanted to find out whatever happened to an old classmate of mine, I just want anonymously...

Holy shit! The ads were on things that I had searched in Google maps in a supposed private mode.

I was also shocked to see how many classmates of mine are backward hat-wearing losers, manchildren, faces of meth nominees, wannabe gangsters, bikers, face-tatted and overall trash... In their fucking early 50s!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 02, 2021, 10:14:49 AM
I killed my Facebook. So, when I wanted to find out whatever happened to an old classmate of mine, I just want anonymously...

Holy shit! The ads were on things that I had searched in Google maps in a supposed private mode.

I was also shocked to see how many classmates of mine are backward hat-wearing losers, manchildren, faces of meth nominees, wannabe gangsters, bikers, face-tatted and overall trash... In their fucking early 50s!
@sean92008  Holy crap that's depressing

There was one guy in my graduating class that was scooped up by the Montreal Expos right out of high school. Scouts from all over had been coming up to see this left handed pitching phenom and it was looking like a ridiculously bright future for him. Fast forward 6 or so months he was back in town after they booted him out of training camp down in Florida.  He couldn't handle the pressure of overwhelming impending success and partied, self destructed it all away. That boy had it fucking maaaade!

Or there's this stuff; you bump into a guy you used to hang with only to realize he is still living back in that time! He has nothing to talk about except "remember when we.." yada yada yada..    At first it's normal to have a few laughs on the silly events of the past but when one of you gets into the here and now and the other stays in the way-back machine you begin to plan your exit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 02, 2021, 10:44:54 AM
I went off to a college no one I hung out with went to.  Which was strange because there were only 6 state colleges in Washington state, and I went to the one 40 miles away.  Anyway, after I graduated I moved to Cali.  Sometimes I wonder what it's like to still have the friends you grew up with, but after reading this...

Here my various groups of friends (softball buddies, hockey buddies, drinking buddies, concert buddies, backpacking buddies, hiking buddies, pot smoking buddies), one by one they either get married off or move away.  Chrissakes, when I got married I didn't drop off the face of the earth like some of these people...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 02, 2021, 02:00:44 PM

Here my various groups of friends (softball buddies, hockey buddies, drinking buddies, concert buddies, backpacking buddies, hiking buddies, pot smoking buddies), one by one they either get married off or move away.  Chrissakes, when I got married I didn't drop off the face of the earth like some of these people...
@PB

WTF  You have that many "buddies"?  Why not have three or four guys that cover it all?  You've got hiking buddies, drinking buddies, hockey buddies and several other buddies for other activities as well.  I never took you for a drinker either. HMM

Does PB stand for Popular Bro  ;)

I have less than 5 guys and most of them cover all the bases of male bonding and so-called friendship. Not gay. Not. G'hey!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 02, 2021, 02:21:54 PM
@PB

WTF  You have that many "buddies"?  Why not have three or four guys that cover it all?  You've got hiking buddies, drinking buddies, hockey buddies and several other buddies for other activities as well.  I never took you for a drinker either. HMM

Does PB stand for Popular Bro  ;)

I have less than 5 guys and most of them cover all the bases of male bonding and so-called friendship. Not gay. Not. G'hey!

Not everyone likes to do everything I like to do, so there's a certain amount of compartmentalization.  But plenty of overlap too.  Also, this is over a period of years, like I said these mfers would disappear as soon as they got married or moved or something.  So it was never a huge number of people at any one time.


I don't actually drink much, I probably talk more about craft beer than I actually drink it.  It's usually me going if someone wants to after one of the above events.  No wine, no booze, bleh.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 02, 2021, 05:48:39 PM
I have fond memories of a sweet old Ukrainian lady making me mashed potatoes. She would add some bacon and bacon grease to this dish.
For Christmas and Easter I will buy fatty smoked kielbasa and cook it up with a polish sauerkraut. Of course, I cook the sauerkraut for at least 2 hours before adding the kielbasa. @ShayP
Funny thing is the next generation is very fond of the skinny kielbasa.

PS/I make wonderful golumpkis.  have an old old recipe for pierogi. It is not easy for a nice Irish girl to make homemade Polish food.  :(

@FISH add a tablespoon of sugar to your mashed potatoes. You will thank me later.

I’ll try and dig up my Grandma’s recipe for pierogis for you. We get together once or twice a year to teach our kids how to make them. Cabbage are my favorite. Mashed potatoes run a close second.

We had a family get together in early June. My brother brought about 100 pierogis he made using Grandma’s recipe. I ate about 10.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 02, 2021, 09:08:09 PM
Bought a "new" device on Prime Day.

Got it.

Lots of weird issues.

Asked for replacement.

Replacement was built nearly 1 year after first device.

Prime Day, classed-up name for "clearance sale."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 03, 2021, 05:20:40 AM
@FISH add a tablespoon of sugar to your mashed potatoes. You will thank me later.

I’ll try and dig up my Grandma’s recipe for pierogis for you. We get together once or twice a year to teach our kids how to make them. Cabbage are my favorite. Mashed potatoes run a close second.

We had a family get together in early June. My brother brought about 100 pierogis he made using Grandma’s recipe. I ate about 10.
@GravitySucks I would love to read your Grandma's recipes for pierogis. TEN pierogis with fried onion? WOW!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 03, 2021, 05:43:03 AM
HAPPY FOURTH of JULY weekend in the USA.
Going DOWN THE SHORE for 7 days. Wildwood, nj, USA. I believe only 2 EllGabers ever heard of ‘Wildwood.”   ;) @anniem & @Bart Ell . The Atlantic Ocean, a huge beach, a long boardwalk and fireworks. The neighborhood is old fashion. USA flags flying. Kids and adults riding bikes. In the morning a Jersey truck will be driving down the streets selling fresh fruits and vegetables. 
ENJOY your weekend.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 03, 2021, 06:04:33 AM
HAPPY FOURTH of JULY weekend in the USA.
Going DOWN THE SHORE for 7 days. Wildwood, nj, USA. I believe only 2 EllGabers ever heard of ‘Wildwood.”   ;) @anniem & @Bart Ell . The Atlantic Ocean, a huge beach, a long boardwalk and fireworks. The neighborhood is old fashion. USA flags flying. Kids and adults riding bikes. In the morning a Jersey truck will be driving down the streets selling fresh fruits and vegetables stolen goods. 
ENJOY your weekend.

FIFY  ;)  ;D

Have a good time! @FISH   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 03, 2021, 06:22:51 AM
FIFY  ;)  ;D

Have a good time! @FISH   :)
Thank you @ShayP  :)
And thanks for the FIFY. The Wildwoods has 5-miles of FREE beaches. I am going to look for the Sandsquatch and the Albino White Sands Dunefoot for the @Exile report.
I plan to listen to the 'Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern." Not sure if I will be making any comments.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 03, 2021, 08:04:27 AM
HAPPY FOURTH of JULY weekend in the USA.
Going DOWN THE SHORE for 7 days. Wildwood, nj, USA. I believe only 2 EllGabers ever heard of ‘Wildwood.”   ;) @anniem & @Bart Ell . The Atlantic Ocean, a huge beach, a long boardwalk and fireworks. The neighborhood is old fashion. USA flags flying. Kids and adults riding bikes. In the morning a Jersey truck will be driving down the streets selling fresh fruits and vegetables. 
ENJOY your weekend.

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YOU HAVE FUN FUN FUN @FISH
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 03, 2021, 08:04:51 AM
FIFY  ;)  ;D

Have a good time! @FISH   :)

lol!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 03, 2021, 02:51:21 PM
@sean92008  Holy crap that's depressing

There was one guy in my graduating class that was scooped up by the Montreal Expos right out of high school. Scouts from all over had been coming up to see this left handed pitching phenom and it was looking like a ridiculously bright future for him. Fast forward 6 or so months he was back in town after they booted him out of training camp down in Florida.  He couldn't handle the pressure of overwhelming impending success and partied, self destructed it all away. That boy had it fucking maaaade!

Or there's this stuff; you bump into a guy you used to hang with only to realize he is still living back in that time! He has nothing to talk about except "remember when we.." yada yada yada..    At first it's normal to have a few laughs on the silly events of the past but when one of you gets into the here and now and the other stays in the way-back machine you begin to plan your exit.

Know that song. Been there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 03, 2021, 04:44:21 PM
I thought the first few days of August were a terrible time to move. The first couple of days in July are so much worse!

I am now a cat puddle.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 03, 2021, 08:30:05 PM
Competitive eating!  Things are getting back to normal!  Joey Chestnut is a huge favorite in the annual hot dog eating contest on Coney Island again this year.

Last year he set another record, 75, this year the over/under betting line is only 73.5 dogs downed in the 20 minutes


https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/31756429/joey-chestnut-massive-favorite-win-nathan-famous-fourth-july-hot-dog-eating-contest (https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/31756429/joey-chestnut-massive-favorite-win-nathan-famous-fourth-july-hot-dog-eating-contest)


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 03, 2021, 09:04:06 PM
Competitive eating!  Things are getting back to normal!  Joey Chestnut is a huge favorite in the annual hot dog eating contest on Coney Island again this year.

Last year he set another record, 75, this year the over/under betting line is only 73.5 dogs downed in the 20 minutes


https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/31756429/joey-chestnut-massive-favorite-win-nathan-famous-fourth-july-hot-dog-eating-contest (https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/31756429/joey-chestnut-massive-favorite-win-nathan-famous-fourth-july-hot-dog-eating-contest)


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Eating contests haven't been the same since Cookie Jarvis retired. His jaw started locking up and he broke 500 pounds and had to hang it up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 05, 2021, 02:50:03 PM
Stereotypes are based off self-evident realities.

One of my man child neighbors has a visitor... A mullet-haired old pal driving a car with Florida plates on it.

He's one tick above retarded. Seriously, people in my life that look like him were retarded. This guy might just not take care of him self, but...

Acts stupid, thoughtless and really smells up the place with an insistence to show everyone how stupid and thoughtless he is.

If Child Protective Services ever asks, manchild is going to regret ever moving in near me. His deathwish child might be better off in a house with parents who have better quotient scores.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 05, 2021, 03:05:25 PM
Stereotypes are based off self-evident realities.

One of my man child neighbors has a visitor... A mullet-haired old pal driving a car with Florida plates on it.

He's one tick above retarded. Seriously, people in my life that look like him were retarded. This guy might just not take care of him self, but...

Acts stupid, thoughtless and really smells up the place with an insistence to show everyone how stupid and thoughtless he is.

If Child Protective Services ever asks, manchild is going to regret ever moving in near me. His deathwish child might be better off in a house with parents who have better quotient scores.

Sorry you have all that
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 05, 2021, 03:34:24 PM
Stereotypes are based off self-evident realities.

One of my man child neighbors has a visitor... A mullet-haired old pal driving a car with Florida plates on it.

He's one tick above retarded. Seriously, people in my life that look like him were retarded. This guy might just not take care of him self, but...

Acts stupid, thoughtless and really smells up the place with an insistence to show everyone how stupid and thoughtless he is.

If Child Protective Services ever asks, manchild is going to regret ever moving in near me. His deathwish child might be better off in a house with parents who have better quotient scores.
We would be great neighbors. keep the code and standards high.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 05, 2021, 06:42:03 PM
We would be great neighbors. keep the code and standards high.

Yes, @KSM, is expect you to be a good neighbor.  Although I think I'd be motivated to track down a "Strats rule" bumper sticker.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 05, 2021, 06:45:50 PM
Yes, @KSM, is expect you to be a good neighbor.  Although I think I'd be motivated to track down a "Strats rule" bumper sticker.
Heh heh  ;D  my bumper sticker would say "Fenders Belong On Cars"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 05, 2021, 07:16:57 PM
Heh heh  ;D  my bumper sticker would say "Fenders Belong On Cars"

...and Hamers in garages? 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 05, 2021, 09:57:58 PM
...and Hamers in garages? 😁
Never had one. Other than Pauls I'm an ESP guy for the most part.  If we were neighbors we could sit and argue guitars into the wee hours but you'd have to learn to enjoy really nice whiskey.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 05, 2021, 10:37:00 PM
Never had one. Other than Pauls I'm an ESP guy for the most part.  If we were neighbors we could sit and argue guitars into the wee hours but you'd have to learn to enjoy really nice whiskey.

I've, I'm, uh, whiskey...


I've had a Hamers from the mid-70s and 80s...  Better than similar-era Gibson, uniformly.  Stiffer necks too. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 06, 2021, 04:42:36 PM
One last photo session... The hair has gotta be wild...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 06, 2021, 04:57:51 PM
Jorch prefers “Raven,” for the unnatural look.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 06, 2021, 05:00:37 PM
Jorch prefers “Raven,” for the unnatural look.

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LOL!  I'm glad it's Vegan.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 06, 2021, 05:22:54 PM
LOL!  I'm glad it's Vegan.

Darn!

I wanted the radiated test rabbit ultraviolet color.  ☹️☹️☹️

I hear this stuff is good. Since I've gone about 60% gray, I hope this color gets through.

Back in the day, I put blue on top of my brown hair and people would notice it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 06, 2021, 05:28:09 PM
Darn!

I wanted the radiated test rabbit ultraviolet color.  ☹️☹️☹️

I hear this stuff is good. Since I've gone about 60% gray, I hope this color gets through.

Back in the day, I put blue on top of my brown hair and people would notice it.

I can be dense at times.  :-[  Soooo, are you really going with the Manic Panic?  60% gray?  You should just go platinum.   :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 06, 2021, 05:35:03 PM
I can be dense at times.  :-[  Soooo, are you really going with the Manic Panic?  60% gray?  You should just go platinum.   :D

I could do a Nick Rhodes, but... 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 06, 2021, 05:44:28 PM
I could do a Nick Rhodes, but...

Do it. It will be empowering and prepare you for the time you are 100% gray.   My progression was unexpected.  I was shaving my head before it was fashionable.  Basically, at a time when some people thought you were a skinhead.  Anyway, I had brown hair then a little noticeable gray stubble as the hair started to grow back.  Kept shaving.  Several years later I let it grow out and I looked like Charlie Rich.  ;D

Go Nick Rhodes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 06, 2021, 05:53:25 PM
Do it. It will be empowering and prepare you for the time you are 100% gray.   My progression was unexpected.  I was shaving my head before it was fashionable.  Basically, at a time when some people thought you were a skinhead.  Anyway, I had brown hair then a little noticeable gray stubble as the hair started to grow back.  Kept shaving.  Several years later I let it grow out and I looked like Charlie Rich.  ;D

Go Nick Rhodes.

...but,but, I'm a John Taylor... 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 07, 2021, 09:05:03 AM
My friend has a couple of cats and one appeared to have hurt itself and was limping...

She crawled under the house and wouldn't come out. I made an offhand comment after he said that food wasn't tempting enough for her...

In my house, if poop falls to the floor anywhere but the designated litter box room, I know about it. Because the other two cats will make sure to point it out 😁😁😁

I told my friend to get the other cat's poop out of the litter box and put it a couple feet out from underneath the house.  He said it was less than 10 minutes and it worked.

@Spookcat

He thinks it was a burr from any number of the thick weeds on his lot. Vet visit today.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 07, 2021, 01:00:51 PM
My friend has a couple of cats and one appeared to have hurt itself and was limping...

She crawled under the house and wouldn't come out. I made an offhand comment after he said that food wasn't tempting enough for her...

In my house, if poop falls to the floor anywhere but the designated litter box room, I know about it. Because the other two cats will make sure to point it out 😁😁😁

I told my friend to get the other cat's poop out of the litter box and put it a couple feet out from underneath the house.  He said it was less than 10 minutes and it worked.

@Spookcat

He thinks it was a burr from any number of the thick weeds on his lot. Vet visit today.

Most creatures don't like poo...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 07, 2021, 01:03:39 PM
Most creatures don't like poo...

Cats bury theirs over concern a predator could smell it and find them...  If someone (cat) leaves their poop out, it is a cat faux pas.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 07, 2021, 01:44:36 PM
Cats bury theirs over concern a predator could smell it and find them...  If someone (cat) leaves their poop out, it is a cat faux pas.

When I was a kid, one of my dad's army buddies came to visit from the Midwest or somewhere.  They had a couple kids a year or two younger than my brother and I. 

One of them shit in the yard.  It was pointed out immediately, lol.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 07, 2021, 02:01:12 PM
When I was a kid, one of my dad's army buddies came to visit from the Midwest or somewhere.  They had a couple kids a year or two younger than my brother and I. 

One of them shit in the yard.  It was pointed out immediately, lol.
Nowadays, if you said the kid was from Florida, no one would be surprised. 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on July 08, 2021, 02:31:21 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 08, 2021, 02:49:48 PM
I loved Futurama!

Stumbled across this... Education!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 08, 2021, 03:05:32 PM
Damndest thing just happened. I was walking around Rockville Maryland after my treatment today and found a set of keys laying next to a water bottle in the grass next to the street. Not sure if someone waited there for an Uber pickup or a ride and set them down by mistake or what. The business across the street was closed for the day.  I took them to a hotel right next to where I found them and asked for a pen and paper. I wrote out a note. I placed the note underneath the water bottle on a cement block that was there.

Whoever lost them has AB Pos blood type according to a key fob they had. And a key to one of those brand new Broncos. There can’t be many of those things around here.

If my note is still there tomorrow afternoon I will take the keys over to a CVS pharmacy to see if they can contact the owner because there was a CVS loyalty key fob on it, among many others like Walgreens. But I know where there is a CVS within walking distance.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 08, 2021, 03:21:41 PM
@GravitySucks - If you happened to capture that loyalty account number, maybe a call to the 800-number would expedite the recovery.

Good karma to you!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on July 08, 2021, 03:30:38 PM
So you want leave the Big City for safety...

https://apnews.com/article/wy-state-wire-mt-state-wire-id-state-wire-montana-environment-and-nature-b97b23f04ec5e7689d660a0e3a9483af
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 08, 2021, 04:05:51 PM
So you want leave the Big City for safety...

https://apnews.com/article/wy-state-wire-mt-state-wire-id-state-wire-montana-environment-and-nature-b97b23f04ec5e7689d660a0e3a9483af

Uh, food in their tents?  Idiots!  Even I know that!

🙄🙄

If I move to Montana, I'll live in a trailer...Not a tent.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on July 08, 2021, 04:10:27 PM
Below might be the worst opinion of all time. Seriously what other question can get 97% having the same answer. I think Conservative, Liberal, Caucasian, POC all agree, of course it's fine to eat free restaurant bread when it's placed on the table, why would you wait?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 08, 2021, 04:14:34 PM
Below might be the worst opinion of all time. Seriously what other question can get 97% having the same answer. I think Conservative, Liberal, Caucasian, POC all agree, of course it's fine to eat free restaurant bread when it's placed on the table, why would you wait?

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They wouldn't offer it if it wasn't popular and consumed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 08, 2021, 04:27:47 PM
@GravitySucks - If you happened to capture that loyalty account number, maybe a call to the 800-number would expedite the recovery.

Good karma to you!

I didn’t take a picture of the tag. I should have. I thought about walking back to the CVS because I had just been there but I had already walked about 5 miles today and I was kind of wore out. That would have added another 2 miles round trip. I’ll check tomorrow if it’s not raining.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 08, 2021, 07:29:16 PM
I wish MD was here but you people can't play nice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 08, 2021, 09:31:16 PM
I wish MD was here but you people can't play nice.

He's a guitar afficianado, if I recall correctly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 09, 2021, 12:50:42 PM
I gathered up those keys I found and walked back over to CVS. They were able to contact the owner through the loyalty tag and he made arrangements to drive over and pick them up.

Maybe we should have a Random Acts of Kindness thread. I wonder if @KSM would allow it. I would ask him but this is the wrong thread for that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 09, 2021, 01:05:17 PM
I gathered up those keys I found and walked back over to CVS. They were able to contact the owner through the loyalty tag and he made arrangements to drive over and pick them up.

Maybe we should have a Random Acts of Kindness thread. I wonder if @KSM would allow it. I would ask him but this is the wrong thread for that.

How much you wanna bet it was a wife's (or kid's) set of keys.

Screaming tonight!

@Bart Ell could give all my karma points to you...  Truly a good thing that you did there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 09, 2021, 01:38:46 PM


Maybe we should have a Random Acts of Kindness thread. I wonder if @KSM would allow it. I would ask him but this is the wrong thread for that.
Great thread idea but the folks at bellgab will laugh at us for our niceness.  @GravitySucks

How much you wanna bet it was a wife's (or kid's) set of keys.

Screaming tonight!

@Bart Ell could give all my karma points to you...  Truly a good thing that you did there.
Bart can change his points to whatever he wants in the control panel.  I'll take your points though..  @sean92008



As far as thread ideas go perhaps a people in your neighborhood thread. Me and you (Sean) could carry the first 10 pages easily.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 09, 2021, 01:43:58 PM
Great thread idea but the folks at bellgab will laugh at us for our niceness.  @GravitySucks
Bart can change his points to whatever he wants in the control panel.  I'll take your points though..  @sean92008



As far as thread ideas go perhaps a people in your neighborhood thread. Me and you (Sean) could carry the first 10 pages easily.

Yeah, my manchild neighbor still has his old buddy from Florida visiting. I think he's moving in.  Mullet, loud music, fireworks (near dry brush), parking in front of my driveway... Argh!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 09, 2021, 02:56:43 PM
Yeah, my manchild neighbor still has his old buddy from Florida visiting. I think he's moving in.  Mullet, loud music, fireworks (near dry brush), parking in front of my driveway... Argh!

One can not hope to stop Florida Man, the best one can do is to try and contain him.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 09, 2021, 03:07:48 PM
One can not hope to stop Florida Man, the best one can do is to try and contain him.

Florida Man can be Russian, too.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 09, 2021, 03:19:34 PM
Yeah, my manchild neighbor still has his old buddy from Florida visiting. I think he's moving in.  Mullet, loud music, fireworks (near dry brush), parking in front of my driveway... Argh!
Sounds like he’s becoming a member of the family.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on July 11, 2021, 09:27:01 PM
Miami Condo Collapse: Where's Security Camera Videos? 911 Calls?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 11, 2021, 09:58:31 PM
Miami Condo Collapse: Where's Security Camera Videos? 911 Calls?



Oh no! Not again! Why would someone sneaky knock that condo down?
Heeeey we used to have an Ellgabber here who lived in Fla. I wonder if she was in that building. Or if she knocked that building down!!!!
Wooooooooooooow
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 11, 2021, 10:00:41 PM
Miami Condo Collapse: Where's Security Camera Videos? 911 Calls?


Lemme guess, the officials responsible for ignoring all of the complaints and the structural problems were... Democrats.

That's how communists play.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 12, 2021, 09:09:09 AM
Meanwhile, a big bust in the exciting Bellefontaine, OH metro.

“...At 126 North Market Street, a male was taken into custody for trafficking in drugs, possession of drugs and possession of drug abuse instruments.
A female was arrested for possession of suspected narcotics, possessing drug abuse instruments and VISITING A DISORDERLY HOUSE...”

https://www.peakofohio.com/mobile/news/details.cfm?clientid=5&id=328212#.YOxns2Q8KEc

The drug stuff is “meh,” but imagine what time she’s facing for visiting a disorderly house.  The good news is she won’t be alone.

“Four individuals were also issued summons for visiting a disorderly house...” Gasp...

Falkie fans, beware.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 12, 2021, 09:24:30 AM
Meanwhile, visiting a disorderly house looks like small stuff, as we inch closer to Skynet. 

“... while the Air Force’s Skyborg program gave an early, but important, demonstration of how it can operate safely and effectively in complex aerial battlespace...”

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/41472/war-games-in-california-and-florida-linked-to-test-massive-kill-web-and-autonomous-drone-tech

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 12, 2021, 05:47:21 PM
Even though it is pointless because I am sure to be chosen as the lucky participant, you can enter a sweepstakes to win 2 seats on one of the first Virgin Galactic trips to see for yourself that the world is not flat.

https://www.omaze.com/products/virgin-galactic-2021
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 12, 2021, 06:16:23 PM
Even though it is pointless because I am sure to be chosen as the lucky participant, you can enter a sweepstakes to win 2 seats on one of the first Virgin Galactic trips to see for yourself that the world is not flat.

https://www.omaze.com/products/virgin-galactic-2021

No Spank You.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 12, 2021, 06:35:41 PM
Even though it is pointless because I am sure to be chosen as the lucky participant, you can enter a sweepstakes to win 2 seats on one of the first Virgin Galactic trips to see for yourself that the world is not flat.

https://www.omaze.com/products/virgin-galactic-2021

Well, you could take one of us Ellgabbers with you! Will there be a gift shop? I do so like a good gift shop.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on July 12, 2021, 06:36:10 PM
No Spank You.

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S'all right.  They can rebuild you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 12, 2021, 06:39:22 PM
S'all right.  They can rebuild you.

That's big dollars though.  Is that included in the raffle?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 12, 2021, 07:04:45 PM
Well, you could take one of us Ellgabbers with you! Will there be a gift shop? I do so like a good gift shop.

And duty free?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 12, 2021, 07:38:44 PM
Well, you could take one of us Ellgabbers with you! Will there be a gift shop? I do so like a good gift shop.

@Bart Ell and @KSM would have to pass a math test so that leaves one of them out.

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I’m pretty sure @Camazotz Automat would breeze through it if they let him type the answers on an IBM Selectric.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 12, 2021, 07:39:55 PM
That's big dollars though.  Is that included in the raffle?

They give you 25% of the $510k value to pay for taxes but I didn’t see anything about health insurance.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 12, 2021, 07:57:47 PM
They give you 25% of the $510k value to pay for taxes but I didn’t see anything about health insurance.

All you really need is a vax and a mask.  Ok, three masks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 12, 2021, 10:04:18 PM
@Bart Ell and @KSM would have to pass a math test so that leaves one of them out.

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I’m pretty sure @Camazotz Automat would breeze through it if they let him type the answers on an IBM Selectric.

I love those rule requirement things.  Because lotteries are illegal, the math question makes it a contest of skill... Leave it to Canadia! 😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 12, 2021, 10:31:44 PM
@Bart Ell and @KSM would have to pass a math test so that leaves one of them out.

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I’m pretty sure @Camazotz Automat would breeze through it if they let him type the answers on an IBM Selectric.

Much contempt from the south.

You're still irked at me because I know about your slightly creepy PM's to some of the vaginal slits  :o

Gravity sucks? He certainly wants to.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 12, 2021, 10:33:00 PM
Much contempt from the south.

Are you still irked at me because I know about your slightly creepy PM's to some of the vaginal slits?

Gravity sucks? He certainly wants to.

Nah. Any irkness you imagined was purely a figment.

Ok. Maybe a little bit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 12, 2021, 10:34:25 PM
Nah. Any irkness you imagined was purely a figment.

Ok. Maybe a little bit.

No.

Alot o' bit.

Imagined?

No. Again. No.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 13, 2021, 09:04:55 AM
@KSM I can taste your play-dough avatar.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 13, 2021, 09:27:17 AM
@KSM I can taste your play-dough avatar.
:)  No matter how one resists the urge - they eventually succumb to the, Doh.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 13, 2021, 06:15:55 PM
Went for a walk to pick up dinner. Read the sign and had to wonder. What do these bricks know that we haven’t been told?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 13, 2021, 06:29:16 PM
Went for a walk to pick up dinner. Read the sign and had to wonder. What do these bricks know that we haven’t been told?

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They're going to an Antifa peaceful protest next.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 13, 2021, 06:40:12 PM
@KSM I can taste your play-dough avatar.
The green Play-Doh tastes best.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 13, 2021, 07:43:03 PM
Went for a walk to pick up dinner. Read the sign and had to wonder. What do these bricks know that we haven’t been told?

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From Colorado to Texas to here in this town it looks like the same condo and hotel builder is erecting the same exact complexes. I almost wouldn't be lying if I said that we did the floors in that thang.

They're going to an Antifa peaceful protest next.
They didn't take their throw bricks so maybe they're serious.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on July 14, 2021, 07:52:14 AM


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That is exactly what happens if I drop my mobile phone.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 15, 2021, 01:47:37 PM
These are illegal up here so I am forced to fashion my own!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 15, 2021, 03:07:55 PM
These are illegal up here so I am forced to fashion my own!

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I knew a guy that made ornamental ones that were quite serviceable. He would use laminations of maple, ebony and purple heart, zebrawood, etc. I think he got around the illegal aspect of it by just making the pieces and let the buyer put it together.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 15, 2021, 06:57:19 PM
I will likely need to be buying two full sets of tires next year... When all those football players were taking a knee, I didn't buy Bridgestone tires because they were advertising on NFL games... 

I will let my consumer dollars speak again...
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/black-national-anthem-social-justice-messages-nfl-season.amp
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 15, 2021, 07:00:12 PM
I will likely need to be buying two full sets of tires next year... When all those football players were taking a knee, I didn't buy Bridgestone tires because they were advertising on NFL games... 

I will let my consumer dollars speak again...
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/black-national-anthem-social-justice-messages-nfl-season.amp

What kind will you get?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 15, 2021, 07:55:22 PM
What kind will you get?

Dunlop or Michelin.  I'll research the corporations.  Dunlop might be part of Goodyear now. General had some great value tires on one report thingy.

I am no longer married to a brand on a lot of things...  Especially after all this Marxist-supporting crap corporations are doing.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 15, 2021, 07:58:58 PM
@Spookcat was this a thing when you were there?

https://twitter.com/drift0r/status/1415079340057014298
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 16, 2021, 11:45:20 AM
@Spookcat was this a thing when you were there?

https://twitter.com/drift0r/status/1415079340057014298
Sadly no. It's a new thing. They were only showing it like once or twice a day, but because of it's popularity, I heard they're increasing "showtimes" as it is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 16, 2021, 12:51:49 PM
I hope nothing escapes from the zoo, they'll all stand around looking at it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 16, 2021, 01:00:41 PM
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https://nypost.com/2021/07/15/shark-experts-insist-on-re-branding-attacks-as-shark-interactions/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 16, 2021, 02:08:34 PM
They're mostly peaceful
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 16, 2021, 02:32:50 PM
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https://nypost.com/2021/07/15/shark-experts-insist-on-re-branding-attacks-as-shark-interactions/
I once had an interaction that gave me the nickname “Stubby”.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 16, 2021, 02:47:26 PM
They're mostly peaceful

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 16, 2021, 02:49:25 PM
You can even pick up some "interaction" action figures to simulate the "interactions"

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 16, 2021, 09:58:13 PM
Back home in Texas I see very few people wearing masks outside. Here in Maryland I have walked around quite a bit because I don’t have a rental car. Today I walked probably 10 miles doing various things to keep from just sitting in the hotel room. I am guessing 40% of the people I see walking on the sidewalks by themselves in the full sunlight are wearing masks. And I’m not talking busy sidewalks. I often detour through neighborhoods so that I’m not having to deal with the noise from traffic. One guy was walking towards me in a quiet neighborhood wearing a mask. I wasn’t. Before he got within 100 feet of me, he veered to the street and once we passed he got back on the sidewalk. I see people sitting on park benches by themselves wearing a mask. CNN must be the station of choice for these sheeple. You just know they are all vaccinated and yet, they are still terrified.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 16, 2021, 10:21:32 PM
Back home in Texas I see very few people wearing masks outside. Here in Maryland I have walked around quite a bit because I don’t have a rental car. Today I walked probably 10 miles doing various things to keep from just sitting in the hotel room. I am guessing 40% of the people I see walking on the sidewalks by themselves in the full sunlight are wearing masks. And I’m not talking busy sidewalks. I often detour through neighborhoods so that I’m not having to deal with the noise from traffic. One guy was walking towards me in a quiet neighborhood wearing a mask. I wasn’t. Before he got within 100 feet of me, he veered to the street and once we passed he got back on the sidewalk. I see people sitting on park benches by themselves wearing a mask. CNN must be the station of choice for these sheeple. You just know they are all vaccinated and yet, they are still terrified.

Caution over a bogeyman. Generic masks scientifically proven to not work even though only a 0.001123 (or some infinitesimal percentage) chance of serious issues.

Yet same-race violence is incredibly high in MD.

Friend in Bel Air, MD...  Stays away from the urban areas. Blue city violence is rampant.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 17, 2021, 05:44:57 AM
Here it’s easy to spot the tourists.  They’re the ones wearing masks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 17, 2021, 07:48:26 PM
This freaks me out.

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1416030608288108544

The Russian judge gave it a 4.6
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 17, 2021, 07:59:59 PM
Caution over a bogeyman. Generic masks scientifically proven to not work even though only a 0.001123 (or some infinitesimal percentage) chance of serious issues.

Yet same-race violence is incredibly high in MD.

Friend in Bel Air, MD...  Stays away from the urban areas. Blue city violence is rampant.

Speaking of blue city violence, the Padres versus Washington Nationals game was suspended because of the shooting outside Nationals Park in Washington, DC. It sounds like four people were shot outside of the stadium. Yay blue cities!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 17, 2021, 08:02:25 PM
This freaks me out.

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1416030608288108544

The Russian judge gave it a 4.6

I'm sure it freaks the Delta Force and SEAL guys out too.  They are gonna be out of work soon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 17, 2021, 10:01:35 PM
They're mostly peaceful

hAHAHahaha

*Audible LOL chuckle*

ank u

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on July 17, 2021, 10:20:28 PM
Speaking of blue city violence, the Padres versus Washington Nationals game was suspended because of the shooting outside Nationals Park in Washington, DC. It sounds like four people were shot outside of the stadium. Yay blue cities!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on July 19, 2021, 04:44:37 PM
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https://nypost.com/2021/07/15/shark-experts-insist-on-re-branding-attacks-as-shark-interactions/
This would be better if the headline was: Sharks Advocate for...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on July 19, 2021, 04:47:17 PM
This freaks me out.

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1416030608288108544

The Russian judge gave it a 4.6
Wall-E has some nice spin moves.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 19, 2021, 04:54:58 PM
Wall-E has some nice spin moves.

He is mad at it because it doesn't get knocked out while skiing.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 19, 2021, 04:59:37 PM
He is mad at it because it doesn't get knocked out while skiing.

Hey now. I’m just about done getting my “reset to factory settings”.

I did a lot of work with the robotics lab at JSC and Robonaut always freaked me out but seeing them move without all the cables attached just freaks me out. Let’s see them try that in zero-g.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 19, 2021, 05:45:21 PM
This would be better if the headline was: Sharks Advocate for...

They aren't interested in virtue signaling
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 21, 2021, 01:10:39 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 21, 2021, 02:00:11 PM
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Excellent!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 21, 2021, 02:01:02 PM
Selfish, stupid social retards are bountiful...

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/california/story/2021-07-21/gender-reveal-fire-charges
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 21, 2021, 02:31:01 PM
Selfish, stupid social retards are bountiful...

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/california/story/2021-07-21/gender-reveal-fire-charges

If blue smoke is a boy and pink smoke is a girl, what is a fiery inferno?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 21, 2021, 08:55:29 PM
If blue smoke is a boy and pink smoke is a girl, what is a fiery inferno?

A kid with an 77 IQ.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 22, 2021, 10:27:50 AM
Random and on my mind.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 22, 2021, 12:37:38 PM
Random and on my mind.

I'll take a Black Smith!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 22, 2021, 02:54:48 PM
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@Spookcat
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 22, 2021, 03:05:12 PM
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@Spookcat
Reminds me of...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 22, 2021, 06:04:15 PM
Reminds me of...
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LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 23, 2021, 03:36:37 PM
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-naked-woman-swim-florida-pool-20210721-5dwsjyi6wjdnnfucokhu6364fa-story.html

Nekked womans in pools are usually good for a man...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 24, 2021, 08:55:54 PM
I'm thinking road trip.  Yeah, right now.  Right freakin' now.  BP station is open. Fuel up and go.  Maybe just a drive through the city?  No, countryside.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 24, 2021, 10:55:51 PM
I'm thinking road trip.  Yeah, right now.  Right freakin' now.  BP station is open. Fuel up and go.  Maybe just a drive through the city?  No, countryside.

@ShayP  I'm in Bark Balls, Georgia.  It is like Cambodia humid. Come on down!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 25, 2021, 05:51:01 AM
@ShayP  I'm in Bark Balls, Georgia.  It is like Cambodia humid. Come on down!

That doesn't sound like a real place. @Walks_At_Night  ;D  I thought you were in North Cackalacky.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 25, 2021, 06:28:25 AM
Selfish, stupid social retards are bountiful...

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/california/story/2021-07-21/gender-reveal-fire-charges
@sean92008 is the baby a girl or a boy? Yes, I believe that there is only 2 genders.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 25, 2021, 06:49:43 AM
@sean92008 is the baby a girl or a boy? Yes, I believe that there is only 2 genders.

I don't know, what this "intellectual orphan" (and possible anchor baby) turned out to be.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 25, 2021, 06:50:33 AM
That doesn't sound like a real place. @Walks_At_Night  ;D  I thought you were in North Cackalacky.
Bark Balls, Georgia  ::)
One of my favor cities to visit is Savannah, Georgia. However, I would never visit this city in July/August. If the humidity doesn't kill you off, a mosquito bite may do the trick @ShayP .
#YellowFever.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 25, 2021, 06:56:38 AM
I don't know, what this "intellectual orphan" turned out to be.
Once again, an incomplete news story.
I do not have high hopes for this "intellectual orphan."
Not you @sean92008 , but so many folks on the West Coast have issues.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 25, 2021, 07:05:30 AM
Once again, an incomplete news story.
I do not have high hopes for this "intellectual orphan."
Not you @sean92008 , but so many folks on the West Coast have issues.

Hell, on my street alone...  Menchildren are raising feral offspring. I truly utter hopes of serious brain injury when manchild nextdoor occupant rides a skateboard without a helmet.

So far, Billings, Montana seems like the favorite potential landing spot for my housing dollars.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 25, 2021, 08:01:55 AM
Another case where gun control leads to injured puppies.🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 25, 2021, 08:25:21 AM
Bark Balls, Georgia  ::)
One of my favor cities to visit is Savannah, Georgia. However, I would never visit this city in July/August. If the humidity doesn't kill you off, a mosquito bite may do the trick @ShayP .
#YellowFever.

I hate mosquitos. @FISH I get severe reactions to their bites. The bites blister like I was burned.  :'(

Don't like humidity either. 

I've always wanted to go to Savannah though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 25, 2021, 09:48:10 AM
Another case where gun control leads to injured puppies.🙄


 the streets of Toronto  :o @Bart Ell ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 25, 2021, 09:51:48 AM
Another case where gun control leads to injured puppies.🙄

Yeah!
That 10 year old shoulda been packing!
PEW PEW PEW!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 25, 2021, 09:52:31 AM
the streets of Toronto  :o @Bart Ell ?

Don't look at me, I don't go up there unless I need to get to the airport.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 25, 2021, 09:53:19 AM
I hate mosquitos. @FISH I get severe reactions to their bites. The bites blister like I was burned.  :'(

Don't like humidity either. 

I've always wanted to go to Savannah though.
A mosquitos bite? Put an ice cube on it.

Great food in Savannah.

https://www.visitsavannah.com/profile/the-lady-sons/4825
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 25, 2021, 11:21:39 AM
Yeah!
That 10 year old shoulda been packing!
PEW PEW PEW!

Damn straight.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 25, 2021, 01:58:21 PM
Yeah!
That 10 year old shoulda been packing!
PEW PEW PEW!

I could shoot quite well by age 10.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on July 25, 2021, 03:29:24 PM
I hate mosquitos. @FISH I get severe reactions to their bites. The bites blister like I was burned.  :'(

Don't like humidity either. 

I've always wanted to go to Savannah though.

@ShayP

I want to try this out. My skin recovers within the hour from mosquito saliva, but I experience memorable and longterm blisters and sometimes scarring from fire ant venom. The little bastards.  :D

 https://www.bugbitething.com/ (https://www.bugbitething.com/)


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 25, 2021, 04:08:37 PM
Like a disaster movie

https://twitter.com/Internl_Leaks/status/1419253128797450241
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 25, 2021, 04:11:31 PM
Like a disaster movie

https://twitter.com/Internl_Leaks/status/1419253128797450241

Hahaha, other than ducking micro-sized debris, going into that building wasn't going to protect the videographer from any sort of rock flying around.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 25, 2021, 04:41:45 PM
@ShayP

I want to try this out. My skin recovers within the hour from mosquito saliva, but I experience memorable and longterm blisters and sometimes scarring from fire ant venom. The little bastards.  :D

 https://www.bugbitething.com/ (https://www.bugbitething.com/)


https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1053/0662/files/This_is_the_Big_Bite_Thing_rev.mp4

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Ammonia takes the sting out of fire ant bites. Toothpaste usually works for mosquito bites but is a distant second for fire ants.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 25, 2021, 04:43:40 PM
I don’t know where to buy actual fire ant killer anymore.  The only thing I can find is the stuff that makes them move a few yards away.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 25, 2021, 05:42:00 PM
I don’t know where to buy actual fire ant killer anymore.  The only thing I can find is the stuff that makes them move a few yards away.

Being that I use hydrogen peroxide to kill a lot of things, especially egg larvae in my garden, I would think that a 50 cent bottle of hydrogen peroxide with a small hole poked in the bottom laid next to a fire ant hill would wreak havoc on the living ants as well as the eggs.

My dad used to pour gasoline and light a match. After the initial burn off, he'd go back and pour more.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 25, 2021, 06:10:24 PM
@ShayP

I want to try this out. My skin recovers within the hour from mosquito saliva, but I experience memorable and longterm blisters and sometimes scarring from fire ant venom. The little bastards.  :D

Interesting. @Camazotz Automat  I'm skeptical.  I can see it being useful for stingers, splinters, and thicker venom.  However, I doubt it can withdrawal what ails us.  Mosquitoes, fire ants, et al. 

I did have a chuckle when there was a warning to not use it on the face or neck.  I wish I had this when I was young so I could give myself hickies thus making the young ladies think I was a man of action.  ;D

Seriously...I feel your pain.  After my blisters heal, I occasionally get pock marks from the bites.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 25, 2021, 06:22:03 PM
I have been using Sawyer products to repel mosquitoes and it works quite well.  It lasts a good 8 hours too before reapplying.

It's the only repellant that ever worked for me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 26, 2021, 12:18:47 AM
Today: I could not count down from 40.

3 weeks ago: Drove the wrong way down a one-way street in Los Angeles

☹️
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on July 26, 2021, 08:22:32 AM
I can't speak for anyone else, but this Full Moon has been a blue streaked bitch.




Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 26, 2021, 09:01:50 AM
Today: I could not count down from 40.

3 weeks ago: Drove the wrong way down a one-way street in Los Angeles

☹️

I'm sorry @sean92008 . I know it must be awful. And scary. To not be able to rely on your brain like you always have.

As far as the driving, I thought that was de rigeur in LA. There is a certain area close by the Sports Arena in San Diego I have to drive often. For some reason always someone driving the wrong way on the streets there. Just take their lead.  Shoot the other drivers a dirty look, flip them off, yell "Asshole!" and drive a little faster
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 26, 2021, 09:13:49 AM
Today: I could not count down from 40.

3 weeks ago: Drove the wrong way down a one-way street in Los Angeles

☹️
May I ask, why? Is there anything to the "Wondering if this is the end" ? Also "getting rid of things from a life I can no longer live" ?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 26, 2021, 10:15:41 AM
May I ask, why? Is there anything to the "Wondering if this is the end" ? Also "getting rid of things from a life I can no longer live" ?

@TigerLily - that street that curves around the sports arena just north of it, I knew that street really well. There was a rehearsal hall there. One of my bands also have an office there near that sunglass store.

Yeah, I have something that would normally take quite a few years to fully develop, ultimately ending up in a wheelchair. While my HMO took 7 years before they did brain and spine scans, I was finding out on Yahoo News about the effects of this particular thing on my brain. It is a fucking joke, managed healthcare is managed in the way to save them money. That must include not educating their staff. I joked about the doctor who ordered the scans must have been new. I looked her name up and she's no longer with Kaiser.

I've been trying to tie up things nicely. Bought a couple of my kids cars and did all the big maintenance on it so that they have a car that'll last them another hundred thousand miles easily. I'm also unloading tons and tons of stuff that might mean something to me, but not to anybody else. The stuff that's worth money, if my kids didn't want it and I can't sell it quickly, I destroy it and throw it away. Smashing and melting my record collection was mildly therapeutic.

I am also planning to get out of this state because of the cost of living and finding a better place for assisted living. (California is not only expensive, the labor force is really bad.)

All of this is without any government aid. No disability, not yet, at least.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 26, 2021, 11:39:48 AM
@TigerLily - that street that curves around the sports arena just north of it, I knew that street really well. There was a rehearsal hall there. One of my bands also have an office there near that sunglass store.

Yeah, I have something that would normally take quite a few years to fully develop, ultimately ending up in a wheelchair. While my HMO took 7 years before they did brain and spine scans, I was finding out on Yahoo News about the effects of this particular thing on my brain. It is a fucking joke, managed healthcare is managed in the way to save them money. That must include not educating their staff. I joked about the doctor who ordered the scans must have been new. I looked her name up and she's no longer with Kaiser.

I've been trying to tie up things nicely. Bought a couple of my kids cars and did all the big maintenance on it so that they have a car that'll last them another hundred thousand miles easily. I'm also unloading tons and tons of stuff that might mean something to me, but not to anybody else. The stuff that's worth money, if my kids didn't want it and I can't sell it quickly, I destroy it and throw it away. Smashing and melting my record collection was mildly therapeutic.

I am also planning to get out of this state because of the cost of living and finding a better place for assisted living. (California is not only expensive, the labor force is really bad.)

All of this is without any government aid. No disability, not yet, at least.

Managed health care is a sick (excuse the unintended pun) joke. 2/3 of the money goes to the health insurance companies easy. Maybe a quarter actually goes toward your medical care. Maybe. I've always said I hope I go out as quick and easy as turning off a light switch. Very few of us are that lucky. I very much doubt I will actually be one of them. I don't know if it's better to go quick with no warning. Or to prepare. Take care of loved ones.
Let's pm. I'm happy to discuss whatever you want. But no dating. I'm taken  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 26, 2021, 11:45:23 AM
If I win a lottery, I will hire a mafia hitman to kill everybody who brings frivolous lawsuits against me.

I think I will get a bulk discount.

@TigerLily - thanks for the offer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 26, 2021, 11:48:16 AM
If I win a lottery, I will hire a mafia hitman to kill everybody who brings frivolous lawsuits against me.

Falkie effect.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 26, 2021, 12:06:58 PM
@ShayP

I want to try this out. My skin recovers within the hour from mosquito saliva, but I experience memorable and longterm blisters and sometimes scarring from fire ant venom. The little bastards.  :D

 https://www.bugbitething.com/ (https://www.bugbitething.com/)


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Don't like bugs you say? Check this beauty from (of course) West Texas. The Vinegaroon or Whip Scorpion

Summer rains bring acid-shooting ‘land lobsters’ out of hiding in Texas

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Vinegaroons pose dual threats to those who happen to annoy them. They can use their heavy pincers to pinch and shoot a "well-aimed" concoction of 85% acetic acid (which smells like vinegar) from the base of their whip-like tails.

The spray is not considered to be venomous for people, and vinegaroons aren't all that interested in humans. To catch their prey, vinegaroons use their long, thin front legs to sense vibrations from animals including millipedes, scorpions, crickets and cockroaches.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 27, 2021, 05:25:30 PM
It's not just me...
Neighbor's parents have been in town. Heard grandmother absolutely shit talk about her grandkids.
The nicest thing muttered was "stupid" parents.
Manchild daddy is pathetic, stereotypical waste of planet's resources.
Too bad she wasn't Falkie's mom.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 27, 2021, 09:51:57 PM
It's not just me...
Neighbor's parents have been in town. Heard grandmother absolutely shit talk about her grandkids.
The nicest thing muttered was "stupid" parents.
Manchild daddy is pathetic, stereotypical waste of planet's resources.
Too bad she wasn't Falkie's mom.

Fuck.  Dude doesn't that belong in the neighbor thread?  @sean92008 jus sayin'  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 27, 2021, 10:01:38 PM
Fuck.  Dude doesn't that belong in the neighbor thread?  @sean92008 jus sayin'  :D
There's a neighbor thread?  Oh, that's a new one, isn't it???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 27, 2021, 10:22:12 PM
There's a neighbor thread?  Oh, that's a new one, isn't it???
Mmyeah  ;D  inspired partly by you and your neighbor reports.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 27, 2021, 11:28:14 PM
Mmyeah  ;D  inspired partly by you and your neighbor reports.

...and what about your neighbor with the chicken wire contraption in his yard???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 27, 2021, 11:36:52 PM
...and what about your neighbor with the chicken wire contraption in his yard???
...I'll answer that in the appropriate thread. Fuckin' stubborn guy you are, man.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 28, 2021, 09:37:07 AM
I got a friendly business email from someone whose signature line includes "(Pronouns: she/her/hers)"

My reply included "Pronouns: dude/guy/hey"

I wonder how that will be perceived now that I've sent it.

🙄🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on July 28, 2021, 10:55:34 AM
I got a friendly business email from someone whose signature line includes "(Pronouns: she/her/hers)"

My reply included "Pronouns: dude/guy/hey"

I wonder how that will be perceived now that I've sent it.



Finally!

Cousin Itt is on the cusp of becoming a breakthrough mascot of the  main steam.
 
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 28, 2021, 11:02:54 AM
Finally!

Cousin Itt is on the cusp of becoming a breakthrough mascot of the  main steam.
 
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Ha!  Herman approves, even though he’s from an alternate entertainment format from ago.  He ain’t no hater!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on July 28, 2021, 11:33:46 AM
Ha!  Herman approves, even though he’s from an alternate entertainment format from ago.  He ain’t no hater!

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Speaking of Herman and his family...

eNor always brags that if he could timetravel backward, he would "want to see Jesus," then, "How about you?" he often asks.

How about me?  I would want to go hang with a pre-Munsters Yvonne De Carlo.

While Noory would be assaulted by Aramaic queries and then most likely executed, I would be be yelling "Jesus Christ, Ms. De Carlo!" in multiple rounds.

If I saw her in the Munster period, I would absolutely steal that funky bat necklace.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 28, 2021, 11:40:15 AM

Speaking of Herman and his family...

eNor always brags that if he could timetravel backward, he would "want to see Jesus," then, "How about you?" he often asks.

How about me?  I would want to go hang with a pre-Munsters Yvonne De Carlo.

While Noory would be assaulted by Aramaic queries and then most likely executed, I would be be yelling "Jesus Christ, Ms. De Carlo!" in multiple rounds.

If I saw her in the Munster period, I would absolutely steal that funky bat necklace.

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Heh, heh... yes, indeed, “Lily” was quite the hottie in her prime.  For me, I’m fighting off Paladin for a young Marilyn. ;)

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In their prime, they wouldn’t be caught “dead” in a place like EllGab.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 28, 2021, 11:57:43 AM

Speaking of Herman and his family...

eNor always brags that if he could timetravel backward, he would "want to see Jesus," then, "How about you?" he often asks.

How about me?  I would want to go hang with a pre-Munsters Yvonne De Carlo.

While Noory would be assaulted by Aramaic queries and then most likely executed, I would be be yelling "Jesus Christ, Ms. De Carlo!" in multiple rounds.

If I saw her in the Munster period, I would absolutely steal that funky bat necklace.

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Was there such a thing as female ejaculation back in those days?

Just asking...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 28, 2021, 06:57:40 PM
If @KSM played baseball

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2021/07/savannah-bananas-baseball-player-introduced-himself-video-bill-leroy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 28, 2021, 07:13:08 PM
If @KSM played baseball

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2021/07/savannah-bananas-baseball-player-introduced-himself-video-bill-leroy

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!  Yeah, I could see that.   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 29, 2021, 08:59:31 AM
If @KSM played baseball

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2021/07/savannah-bananas-baseball-player-introduced-himself-video-bill-leroy
I like that guy. And you're more right than you know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 29, 2021, 08:46:38 PM
I had to jump a kid's car...

Here's the voltage chart, yes, it was down to sub 9V...

Look at the shape...  Looks like...?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 29, 2021, 09:01:06 PM
A deer flying a kite?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 29, 2021, 09:17:57 PM
A deer flying a kite?

That too!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on July 29, 2021, 09:58:44 PM
That too!

Oh is this a contest where we win points? Goodie goodie!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 29, 2021, 11:32:09 PM
Oh is this a contest where we win points? Goodie goodie!!!

Think of it as a Rorschach test of sorts. Randomness that the human mind makes something of...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 30, 2021, 12:10:29 AM
Think of it as a Rorschach test of sorts. Randomness that the human mind makes something of...

Weeber being abducted?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 30, 2021, 12:23:31 AM
I had to jump a kid's car...

Here's the voltage chart, yes, it was down to sub 9V...


Let's not overanalyze it @sean92008 But thanks for the AV.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on July 30, 2021, 12:29:26 AM
I had to jump a kid's car...

Here's the voltage chart, yes, it was down to sub 9V...

Look at the shape...  Looks like...?

After a 180° adjustment, I see some pissed off tourists in a log cabin who mistakenly believed they had paid to stay IN the Neuschwanstein Castle, not NEAR it.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on July 30, 2021, 05:39:25 AM
Think of it as a Rorschach test of sorts. Randomness that the human mind makes something of...
@sean92008 I see a goat on a rope.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 30, 2021, 07:37:12 AM
@sean92008 I see a goat on a rope.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on July 31, 2021, 07:57:37 PM
Analog goodness was delivered today. A nice looking windup timer - reminiscent of those big timer clocks  we used in film developing darkrooms.

Sometimes, the digital revolution must be denied access to common tasks.

I like to limit myself to 45 mins bench time when assembling anti-drone MASERs.

I kid.

Tick
Tick
Tick
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 31, 2021, 08:08:57 PM
Analog goodness was delivered today. A nice looking windup timer - reminiscent of those big timer clocks  we used in film developing darkrooms.

Sometimes, the digital revolution must be denied access to common tasks.

I like to limit myself to 45 mins bench time when assembling anti-drone MASERs.

I kid.

Tick
Tick
Tick
Heh, heh... I like those kind of timers.  I have a small broiler with one.  Crank it and you’re good.  And if you pull the stuff out of the oven early, it shuts off with a “ding,” when the timer runs out, if I don’t shut it off.  It’s good when you don’t inadvertently burn your estate down.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 01, 2021, 06:56:17 AM
40 years ago today MTV started.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 01, 2021, 07:38:17 AM
40 years ago today MTV started.
Video killed the good music - a slow and painful death, but it eventually died.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 01, 2021, 08:11:39 AM
Oh, boy...  California fucking up again.

https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/1421494454855213060
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 01, 2021, 08:40:00 AM
Video killed the good music - a slow and painful death, but it eventually died.

You should write a song about that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 01, 2021, 12:44:39 PM
You should write a song about that.

It makes me think of that In Living Color character, the old blues guy... "I wrote a song about that, it goes like this..."



So, one of my things that I am having a problem with in sports, other than their horrible politics and social issues, is the fact that these assholes celebrate way too much. In my past, I have thrown no hitters, I have hit home runs, game winning hits, sunk a few big shots, etc...  I never acted like I fucking never had been there before. 15 years ago, I saw a Padres baseball player get hurt during a celebration and pretty much screwed their chances of getting out of the first round of the playoffs.

What in the fucking world is wrong with these fucking idiots? I get it, public schools in most Western countries are not teaching real history. Critical thinking skills and their lack of understanding that if they don't know history, in this case - of their sport, they are doomed to repeat it.

This guy deserves the problems he dumped upon himself. No fucking sympathy...

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/tokyo-olympics-2021-irish-boxer-withdraws-from-games-after-injuring-himself-while-celebrating-120335790.html (https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/tokyo-olympics-2021-irish-boxer-withdraws-from-games-after-injuring-himself-while-celebrating-120335790.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 01, 2021, 12:46:47 PM
gay winning hits

OH MY
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 01, 2021, 12:48:25 PM
OH MY

Android voice recognition, dammit! At least give me a nod that I'm using a Canadian news article on that stupid-assed boxer.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 01, 2021, 12:56:29 PM
Android voice recognition, dammit! At least give me a nod that I'm using a Canadian news article on that stupid-assed boxer.

My dual citizenship makes me unimpressed!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 01, 2021, 12:59:04 PM
I have three passports but it is still called dual citizenship.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 01, 2021, 01:06:06 PM
I have three passports but it is still called dual citizenship.

Do you have to use the French one in PQ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 01, 2021, 01:17:40 PM
Do you have to use the French one in PQ?

Do you have to use the Mexican one in CA?
Or when visiting Texas?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 01, 2021, 01:22:05 PM
Do you have to use the Mexican one in CA?
Or when visiting Texas?

They'll take cereal boxtop here...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 01, 2021, 02:41:46 PM
You should write a song about that.

This was the first tune played on MTV.  Not sure if this was the exact video

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 01, 2021, 03:03:56 PM
This was the first tune played on MTV.  Not sure if this was the exact video


FIFY
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 01, 2021, 05:56:02 PM
This was the first tune played on MTV.  Not sure if this was the exact video



Devo Secret Agent Man is the first one I saw. Everything else is a David Lee Roth blur in my memory banks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 01, 2021, 06:17:15 PM
My family had Southwestern Cable...  I don't believe we got MTV until October of 1982. The reason I think that is because I came home from an all-day experience at Jack Murphy Stadium to see The Who, Loverboy and John Cougar...  Well, I missed most of John Cougar...

When I arrived home from the concert, it was pointed out to me that MTV was now on.

Since I have been watching videos on Los Angeles stations for a while, I don't recall what the first video I saw on MTV was.  I do remember a lot of stuff that I would have never heard on the radio or likely even seen the album in the store because they were pulling everything out of anywhere they could find videos. 

I do remember this one - it was a weekend binge of MTV and this song was on probably every other hour. The video looks like a different edit than what I remember...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 01, 2021, 07:00:42 PM
Ah yes.  Early MTV days.  My most vivid memory from then is how videos were repeated around the same time each day.  Judas Priest's - You've Got Another Thing Coming was on around 6:20am every weekday.  I had to finish watching the video and then run to catch the school bus.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 01, 2021, 08:10:18 PM
Ah yes.  Early MTV days.  My most vivid memory from then is how videos were repeated around the same time each day.  Judas Priest's - You've Got Another Thing Coming was on around 6:20am every weekday.  I had to finish watching the video and then run to catch the school bus.

Whippersnapper
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 01, 2021, 08:41:09 PM
First Berkeley, then where I lived in Oakland (maybe all of Oakland?), then when I lived back in Berkeley again cable wasn't available there.  Like Cuba, I guess.  When I finally had cable it seemed like they had gotten away from videos.  I wish I had seen all those old videos, but I guess that's what YouTube is there for

I've never even turned the channel to MTV.  Always liked this tune though.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 01, 2021, 09:06:44 PM
First Berkeley, then where I lived in Oakland (maybe all of Oakland?), then when I lived back in Berkeley again cable wasn't available there.  Like Cuba, I guess.  When I finally had cable it seemed like they had gotten away from videos.  I wish I had seen all those old videos, but I guess that's what YouTube is there for

I've never even turned the channel to MTV.  Always liked this tune though.



A video of future baldness.

That guitar riff is never played right right when some cover band attempts it. First mistake is a guitar pick.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on August 02, 2021, 06:34:13 AM
I hope Larry Elder will win this election @sean92008 . What do you think?

https://twitter.com/larryelder/status/1422071710820429828
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on August 02, 2021, 06:38:52 AM
I tried to make @ShayP watch this video to make him happy.
Hearing Paul McCartney sing will cheer you up.

&t=228s
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 02, 2021, 07:54:08 AM
I hope Larry Elder will win this election @sean92008 . What do you think?

https://twitter.com/larryelder/status/1422071710820429828

Sadly the Republicans in the State House and Senate are mostly prison bitches.

The most important thing they need is voter ID and election integrity.  There are polling stations that regularly get over 100% voter turnout and no documentation indicating who is actually voting. Decades of that been going on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 02, 2021, 07:57:22 AM
Hearing Paul McCartney sing will cheer you up.

No it wont.

I appreciate it. @FISH  I just needed some more Sandsquatch Report.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on August 02, 2021, 10:36:38 AM
I hope Larry Elder will win this election @sean92008 . What do you think?

https://twitter.com/larryelder/status/1422071710820429828

I notice you didn't ask my opinion. Wonder why that is? I think it's more like a toddler tantrum than a battle. No need to thank me. My opinion is free. Even if you didn't ask for it. I'm the PB for the Left. Which is a HUGE part of California
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on August 02, 2021, 10:43:30 AM
No it wont.

I appreciate it. @FISH  I just needed some more Sandsquatch Report.  ;D

Does @ShayP haz a sad? C'mere you loveable hunk. Have some puppies 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on August 02, 2021, 10:45:10 AM
I hope Larry Elder will win this election @sean92008 . What do you think?

TRUMP WON CALIFORNIA
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on August 02, 2021, 10:52:20 AM
If you’re not for Elder aren’t you racist by definition?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 02, 2021, 11:24:06 AM
Does @ShayP haz a sad? C'mere you loveable hunk. Have some puppies 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

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No ma'am. @TigerLily  Even if I did, being called a "loveable hunk" would snap me out of it.  ;) :-*

*NOTE ~ Not a fan of dogs.  Just sayin.'

Now that it's out there that ShayP isn't a dog lover, I expect to be lambasted by those who are.  Dark days head.  :(

Naahhh.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 02, 2021, 11:27:53 AM
If you’re not for Elder aren’t you racist by definition?

Larry Elder is a Trump supporter, which makes him a white supremacist
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 02, 2021, 11:42:10 AM
Larry Elder is a Trump supporter, which makes him a white supremacist
Yes, indeed.  An extremist and a threat to The State.  To the gulag!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 02, 2021, 01:10:09 PM
I'm the PB for the Left. Which is a HUGE part of California
You and PB should meet for lunch and a beer although being a socialist I guess you'll expect him to foot the bill.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on August 02, 2021, 01:41:52 PM
You and PB should meet for lunch and a beer although being a socialist I guess you'll expect him to foot the bill.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 02, 2021, 02:11:52 PM
Whippersnapper

LOL!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on August 03, 2021, 05:58:24 AM
Sadly the Republicans in the State House and Senate are mostly prison bitches.

The most important thing they need is voter ID and election integrity.  There are polling stations that regularly get over 100% voter turnout and no documentation indicating who is actually voting. Decades of that been going on.
@sean92008  :'(
How did your state go from the home of Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger to Gavin Newsom?
Voter fraud has been going on in Philadelphia since the 1950's. Philly often has over 100% voter turnout.
TRUMP WON CALIFORNIA

TRUMP WON PENNSYVANIA @anniem
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on August 03, 2021, 05:59:21 AM
If you’re not for Elder aren’t you racist by definition?
YES!!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on August 03, 2021, 06:00:45 AM
No it wont.

I appreciate it. @FISH  I just needed some more Sandsquatch Report.  ;D
@ShayP what about Stevie Wonder?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 03, 2021, 06:36:07 AM
@ShayP what about Stevie Wonder?



@FISH  That was quite enjoyable, and I thank you.  :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 03, 2021, 08:05:23 AM
@sean92008  :'(
How did your state go from the home of Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger to Gavin Newsom?...

Mass immigration, legal and illegal, voter fraud, indoctrinating students, drawing the homeless bums here from all over the country and harvesting their votes
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 03, 2021, 09:31:50 PM
While driving yesterday I saw this lovely advertisement on a man happily riding his motorcycle:
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It made me wonder...did he invest in a subpar pair? Does he not like breasts in general? Did his titties leave town with his better looking brother?...so many questions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 04, 2021, 03:50:05 PM
I'm decopauging (a distressed print of this classic movie scene) a greeting card for a cherished Lady friend.

I hope she does not think me too forward, nor necro enabling, nor pandering to her self-confessed skull fetish.

THE ABOMINABLE DOCTOR AUTOMAT


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on August 04, 2021, 05:22:49 PM
@FISH @Chimp Covfefe @Chimp_Covfefe are you aware there is now a Covfefe Coffee?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 04, 2021, 05:43:15 PM
I'm decopauging (a distressed print of this classic movie scene) a greeting card for a cherished Lady friend.

I hope she does not think me too forward, nor necro enabling, nor pandering to her self-confessed skull fetish.

THE ABOMINABLE DOCTOR AUTOMAT


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Beautiful. 

I have all the Dr. Phibes films.  Great for Halloween while the kiddies constantly knock on the fucking door.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 05, 2021, 01:25:00 AM
Beautiful. 

I have all the Dr. Phibes films.  Great for Halloween while the kiddies constantly knock on the fucking door.  :)

You're 100% right. The Phibes  films are perfect for Halloween mood enhancement. There's something about them that permits multiple viewings. I never tire of them. I'm gulity of sometimes using them as low volume white noise and "peripheral art" when  I'm wotking on something else.

I like to imagine seeing both films as a double feature at an extant drive-in theater. What a killer billing!  Old fashioned sound speakers and junk food and the requisite companion.

Nirvana achieved. Lol

She might accuse me of delivering a cheap date, but she would not soon, if ever, forget that night under the stars, witnessing the great Vincent Price at the helm, playing his surreal music like an absolute madman as we ate pizza.

I'm all about the experience.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on August 05, 2021, 07:05:21 AM
Larry Elder is a Trump supporter, which makes him a white supremacist
Arkancide is a neologistic term. We need a new TERM for Election Fraud @PB . Shutdowns again.  Mass vote-by-mail again.

https://twitter.com/ACLU_NorCal/status/1422630831776960514
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 05, 2021, 08:29:31 AM
Meanwhile, on Mars...
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https://screenrant.com/mars-rock-photo-strange-worms-curiosity-rover/amp/

Like some cat-like Harry Potter character.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 05, 2021, 08:45:52 AM
Arkancide is a neologistic term. We need a new TERM for Election Fraud @PB . Shutdowns again.  Mass vote-by-mail again.

https://twitter.com/ACLU_NorCal/status/1422630831776960514


Talk about an organization that has lost it's way.  They must be taking a break from representing pedophiles.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 05, 2021, 08:49:35 AM

Talk about an organization that has lost it's way.  They must be taking a break from representing pedophiles.

No, they're still representing the Democrats...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on August 05, 2021, 09:09:35 AM
You're 100% right. The Phibes  films are perfect for Halloween mood enhancement. There's something about them that permits multiple viewings. I never tire of them. I'm gulity of sometimes using them as low volume white noise and "peripheral art" when  I'm wotking on something else.

I like to imagine seeing both films as a double feature at an extant drive-in theater. What a killer billing!  Old fashioned sound speakers and junk food and the requisite companion.

Nirvana achieved. Lol

She might accuse me of delivering a cheap date, but she would not soon, if ever, forget that night under the stars, witnessing the great Vincent Price at the helm, playing his surreal music like an absolute madman as we ate pizza.

I'm all about the experience.

Ah. The Phibes Vibes. What a true Romantic you are @Camazotz Automat . Your lady friend will be swept off her feet. And any special night can be Halloween enhanced by the thrills provided by that most smooth villain Vincent Price

I'm kind of like Halloween how @KSM  is about Christmas. Every day is the perfect day to celebrate your favorite holiday
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 05, 2021, 09:33:06 AM
Ah. The Phibes Vibes. What a true Romantic you are @Camazotz Automat . Your lady friend will be swept off her feet. And any special night can only be Halloween enhanced by the thrills provided by that most smooth villain Vincent Price
And should she resist your advances..  ?  @Camazotz Automat
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on August 05, 2021, 09:48:23 AM
And should she resist your advances..  ?  @Camazotz Automat
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Does it get any better than this? All my favorites. Edgar Allan Poe, Vincent Price, Roger Corman. Shot in Panavision and Lurid Color. Second Date Night
Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 05, 2021, 10:36:42 AM
Ever notice that the people who say they don't enjoy sports anymore because of athletes expressing their political opinions are the same people who feel the need to spooge their political opinions all over the place no matter the topic?
Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 05, 2021, 10:38:44 AM
Ever notice that the people who say they don't enjoy sports anymore because of athletes expressing their political opinions are the same people who feel the need to spooge their political opinions all over the place no matter the topic?

I don't watch beach volleyball because of politics, I watch it for the athleticism!

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 05, 2021, 10:43:49 AM
Ever notice that the people who say they don't enjoy sports anymore because of athletes expressing their political opinions are the same people who feel the need to spooge their political opinions all over the place no matter the topic?

I quit watching years ago (except for a few cycling events).  Specifically the day after the 1993 baseball strike, in the middle of the pennant race.

But to your point, I think it's not appreciated during the events.  No one cares what they say the rest of the time, it's a free country.

PS If you could get LeBron to post here it would be great fun
Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 05, 2021, 10:46:25 AM
I quit watching years ago (except for cycling).  Specifically the day after the 1993 baseball strike, in the middle of the pennant race.

But to your point, I think it's not appreciated during the events.  No one cares what they say the rest of the time, it's a free country.

Tony Gwynn's pursuit of .400 (which he attained in a 162-game span stretching into the next season).
Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 05, 2021, 10:49:12 AM
I quit watching years ago (except for cycling).  Specifically the day after the 1993 baseball strike, in the middle of the pennant race.

But to your point, I think it's not appreciated during the events.  No one cares what they say the rest of the time, it's a free country.

Can you get LeBron to post here? - great fun

Glad you remembered Lebron and went back to modify your original post.
No one cares what they say the rest of the time, indeed.
Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 05, 2021, 10:50:37 AM
Tony Gwynn's pursuit of .400 (which he attained in a 162-game span stretching into the next season).

Matt Williams was on a pace to catch Babe Ruth's 60 HRs

It was one of the best seasons in years.  Until it wasn't.
Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 05, 2021, 10:59:50 AM
Glad you remembered Lebron and went back to modify your original post.
No one cares what they say the rest of the time, indeed.

I think some people care what they have to say, whether they agree or disagree, what I meant was no one is all that upset about it off the field. 

When, say, LeBron appears to encourage a cop be killed in a tweet, yeah people will get in a huff about that stuff.  Or think it's just great.
Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 05, 2021, 11:03:09 AM
I think some people care what they have to say, whether they agree or disagree, what I meant was no one is all that upset about it off the field. 

When, say, LeBron appears to encourage a cop be killed in a tweet, yeah people will get in a huff about that.

So you are saying people do get upset at what they say off the field.
Why even bother with the first part when you are going to erase it with the second part?
Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: anniem on August 05, 2021, 11:18:02 AM
So you are saying people do get upset at what they say off the field.
Why even bother with the first part when you are going to erase it with the second part?

I was happy to read both parts. If I did. Who is this lebron person? I don't know who is who.

We got our deck painted and have put the bird feeders back up. I had no interest in birds before except the little parakeet I had years ago. I think the hummingbirds had babies, we had a near swarm last evening.
Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on August 05, 2021, 11:56:18 AM
Ever notice that the people who say they don't enjoy sports anymore because of athletes expressing their political opinions are the same people who feel the need to spooge their political opinions all over the place no matter the topic?

They don't seem to be getting the message. But you did give them a couple of shiny objects

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Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 05, 2021, 01:04:09 PM
So you are saying people do get upset at what they say off the field.
Why even bother with the first part when you are going to erase it with the second part?

Nuance.

Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 05, 2021, 01:30:33 PM
Nuance.

That's not how you spell shuck and jive!
Title: Re: Random, intelligent things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 05, 2021, 03:35:45 PM
That's not how you spell shuck and jive!


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 06, 2021, 08:28:52 AM
Ah. The Phibes Vibes. What a true Romantic you are @Camazotz Automat . Your lady friend will be swept off her feet. And any special night can be Halloween enhanced by the thrills provided by that most smooth villain Vincent Price

I'm kind of like Halloween how @KSM  is about Christmas. Every day is the perfect day to celebrate your favorite holiday

@TigerLily

(He sighed, like a contemplative Craig Ferguson, preparing to deliver his personal observations before the commercial break.) 

Yes, I am afraid I revealed  my Romantic hand there; what with all the stars, the drive-in, the pizza, and the twenty foot tall skeletal head of Dr. Phibes. 

Not to mention the "Dead giveaway" of my  constructing (for her) greeting card ephemera of said scene.

Oh, we mortal wicks in the candles of existence!  We must now away to Ennis, Texas. This bat-headed Cam has provided us with top double creature feature  billing at The Galaxy Drive-in!  Come, Vulnavia!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on August 06, 2021, 08:42:28 AM
@TigerLily

(He sighed, like a contemplative Craig Ferguson, preparing to deliver his personal observations before the commercial break.) 

Yes, I am afraid I revealed  my Romantic hand there; what with all the stars, the drive-in, the pizza, and the twenty foot tall skeletal head of Dr. Phibes. 

Not to mention the "Dead giveaway" of my  constructing (for her) greeting card ephemera of said scene.

Oh, we mortal wicks in the candles of existence!  We must now away to Ennis, Texas. This bat-headed Cam has provided us with top double creature feature  billing at The Galaxy Drive-in!  Come, Vulnavia!

Wither thou goest the Batgirl shall fly along
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 07, 2021, 12:56:04 AM
And should she resist your advances..  ?  @Camazotz Automat
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@KSM

What a beautiful poster. It perfectly captures the mood of the film.  The lovely female on the stairs, the imminent doom of the tabled victim, the malevolent smile of the pendulum's blade, the hooded figure that...

The hooded fig...

(gulp)

Do my eyes deceive me?!  Have I delved into talk radio for far, far too long?

Heavens and Hells upon this Earth!

As I zoomed in on the hooded figure, expecting to see a representation of  an actor....

Is that?

Could that?

There is just no fucking way that..

That it is George Noory?

:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 07, 2021, 02:01:50 AM
He was using the torch to heat up some pizza rolls
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 07, 2021, 04:04:32 AM
“Well, Tommee, I had a delightful walk in the dungeon today!”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 08, 2021, 06:40:48 PM
“Well, Tommee, I had a delightful walk in the dungeon today!”

He was using the torch to heat up some pizza rolls

Heh heh
Title: Re: Important Question On My mind
Post by: KSM on August 10, 2021, 12:12:39 PM
About 8 or 9 days ago I bashed my elbow on the top of my platform as I was about to downward elbow strike. It was a direct hit and it hurt but only for a little while so I then went back to what I was doing. Fast forward a few days and all the sudden the elbow in question begins to swell and tighten. It began to settle down by this past past Saturday so I resumed full activities however this has proven to have been a mistake. Now the elbow is quite swollen and I suspect filled with fluid = an enflamed bursa (the connective tissue surrounding the joint)  I do not want to take ibuprofen as it hinders protein synthesis. So here I stew in misery and inactivity.

Why the delayed reaction days after the initial injury?  NURSE??
Title: Re: Important Question On My mind
Post by: ShayP on August 10, 2021, 12:38:13 PM
About 8 or 9 days ago I bashed my elbow on the top of my platform as I was about to downward elbow strike. It was a direct hit and it hurt but only for a little while so I then went back to what I was doing. Fast forward a few days and all the sudden the elbow in question begins to swell and tighten. It began to settle down by this past past Saturday so I resumed full activities however this has proven to have been a mistake. Now the elbow is quite swollen and I suspect filled with fluid = an enflamed bursa (the connective tissue surrounding the joint)  I do not want to take ibuprofen as it hinders protein synthesis. So here I stew in misery and inactivity.

Why the delayed reaction days after the initial injury?  NURSE??

8 or 9 days? @KSM  Yikes!  Ice it, put your protein synthesis on hold and take the anti-inflammatory.  Can you straighten the elbow and what is your pain level?  Me thinks that by continuing activity after initial injury has put a strain on the connective tissues hence the later swelling.  If you masturbate with that arm I suggest using more wrist action.   :D
Title: Re: Important Question On My mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 10, 2021, 01:08:50 PM
8 or 9 days? @KSM  Yikes!  Ice it, put your protein synthesis on hold and take the anti-inflammatory.  Can you straighten the elbow and what is your pain level?  Me thinks that by continuing activity after initial injury has put a strain on the connective tissues hence the later swelling.  If you masturbate with that arm I suggest using more wrist action.   :D

Shay's advice is sound but it will take too much time, just cut into it with an X-Acto knife and drain the fluid out.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 10, 2021, 01:14:36 PM
There has to be some sort of medicine made for animals that will fix this!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 10, 2021, 01:40:40 PM
@KSM what's a natural anti-inflammatory?  Take that and a can of beer... I replaced ibuprofen with lawn-mowing beer (5% or lower) because my insides were raw from the nsaid crap.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on August 10, 2021, 01:44:15 PM
Sorry workout beast. You are going to have to lay off activity for awhile to let that arm heal. Apply ice but only for 15 minutes at a time. You don't want to restrict blood flow while healing. Arnica is great and very safe. You can give it to kittens or even baby Vera as @Bart Ell  suggested. My favorite are Boiron Arnicare gel topical and to get to the deep healing you need T-Relief Arnica + 12 tablets. T-relief has all the topicals also. In my experience nothing better than homeopathic and Chinese herbs. And no side effects. And no matter what @ShayP says I am not your alter ego  >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 10, 2021, 01:57:58 PM
I think Shay is on to something. Exacerbated original injury, forming new injury(ies) over several days, resulting in a compounding/exponential effect.

Not to come across as a Doc Quack Wallet, but a friend claimed a non-drug device like this helped with pain and inflammation:

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B082QZG4SK/ref=psdcmw_13053141_t1_B004QECAU4 (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B082QZG4SK/ref=psdcmw_13053141_t1_B004QECAU4)
Title: Re: Important Question On My mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 10, 2021, 02:06:29 PM
About 8 or 9 days ago I bashed my elbow on the top of my platform as I was about to downward elbow strike. It was a direct hit and it hurt but only for a little while so I then went back to what I was doing. Fast forward a few days and all the sudden the elbow in question begins to swell and tighten. It began to settle down by this past past Saturday so I resumed full activities however this has proven to have been a mistake. Now the elbow is quite swollen and I suspect filled with fluid = an enflamed bursa (the connective tissue surrounding the joint)  I do not want to take ibuprofen as it hinders protein synthesis. So here I stew in misery and inactivity.

Why the delayed reaction days after the initial injury?  NURSE??

Maybe you should try and hit your head hard, it'll take your mind off of the elbow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 10, 2021, 02:09:25 PM
There has to be some sort of medicine made for animals that will fix this!
Bart's right, we should skip straight to horse tranquilizers. Bring enough for the class.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 10, 2021, 02:27:45 PM
Bart's right, we should skip straight to horse tranquilizers. Bring enough for the class.

 

Finally! A more than valid excuse for the gang to put on as play, Apuleius's The Golden Ass!

Horse, tranquilizer, class, & and my own affectation for "Our Gang" productions...

I knew this day would come.

I just had to be patient.

Darla! My beloved!

We're all here!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 10, 2021, 03:08:38 PM
Redtonic looks like a Fleshlight device.

Not that I ever experienced one.
Title: Re: Important Question On My mind
Post by: KSM on August 10, 2021, 03:20:14 PM
8 or 9 days? @KSM  Yikes!  Ice it, put your protein synthesis on hold and take the anti-inflammatory.  Can you straighten the elbow and what is your pain level?  Me thinks that by continuing activity after initial injury has put a strain on the connective tissues hence the later swelling.  If you masturbate with that arm I suggest using more wrist action.   :D
*Yaawwwnn* Dude, man, DUDEMAN! As previously posted not so long ago, I am a fully licensed personal trainer! I know everything! My question WAS (the majority of you really need to work on reading comprehension) about the delayed reaction to the injury! Why, 3 days later did said elbow suddenly swell up? This is very strange. Once again, I was not seeking advice however you of all had the best, albeit, unsolicited reply. @ShayP The mistake I made was not stopping to access to potential damage done at the time of incident and applying ice right then and there. And yeah.. swallow my pride with an anti-inflammatory and some water.

Sorry workout beast. You are going to have to lay off activity for awhile to let that arm heal. Apply ice but only for 15 minutes at a time. You don't want to restrict blood flow while healing. Arnica is great and very safe. You can give it to kittens or even baby Vera as @Bart Ell  suggested. My favorite are Boiron Arnicare gel topical and to get to the deep healing you need T-Relief Arnica + 12 tablets. T-relief has all the topicals also. In my experience nothing better than homeopathic and Chinese herbs. And no side effects. And no matter what @ShayP says I am not your alter ego  >:(
Some good stuff in there. Hmm!

Sometimes it reads like you actually care. You're an odd duck, Tiger Lady.
Title: Re: Important Question On My mind
Post by: ShayP on August 10, 2021, 03:42:07 PM
*Yaawwwnn* Dude, man, DUDEMAN! As previously posted not so long ago, I am a fully licensed personal trainer! I know everything! My question WAS (the majority of you really need to work on reading comprehension) about the delayed reaction to the injury! Why, 3 days later did said elbow suddenly swell up? This is very strange. Once again, I was not seeking advice however you of all had the best, albeit, unsolicited reply. @ShayP The mistake I made was not stopping to access to potential damage done at the time of incident and applying ice right then and there. And yeah.. swallow my pride with an anti-inflammatory and some water.
Some good stuff in there. Hmm!

 ::)  You knew what to do and didn't do it.  tsk tsk.  My unsolicited advice aside, I gave some input on why the elbow swelled days after.  It warms my heart that I had the best unsolicited advice though.  Sometimes I love too much.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 10, 2021, 03:45:00 PM
Redtonic looks like a Fleshlight device.

Not that I ever experienced one.

A more obscure CCrane product  Noory refuses to push.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 10, 2021, 04:00:39 PM
An obscure CCrane product  Noory refuses to push.
Heh, heh, heh... imagine, if you will, a Jorch Snoorway C2C commercial for Fleshlight, in which he enthusiastically pushes the product, but, of course, has no idea what it is.  #NooryBeats.com

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on August 10, 2021, 04:32:58 PM
Heh, heh, heh... imagine, if you will, a Jorch Snoorway C2C commercial for Fleshlight, in which he enthusiastically pushes the product, but, of course, has no idea what it is.  #NooryBeats.com

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Heh heh. And you KNOW at some point, he would work the product into the show, and create all kinds of fallout.
"I'm pretty sure the Numbers Lady uses one," Noory said. "And once, gosh, I saw a homeless guy when I was leaving the studio and I gotta tell ya, I felt horrible. So, you know. I slipped him one of these into his outstretched hand and said, you know, "knock yourself out with it. You deserve it just as much as anybody."  Thank goodness for CCrane, right?  You use one, right, Tommy? Tommy?

"Anyway, handy little device. I won't be caught dead without mine.

"I think we lost Tommy." 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 10, 2021, 05:04:35 PM
Heh heh. And you KNOW at some point, he would work the product into the show, and create all kinds of fallout.
"I'm pretty sure the Numbers Lady uses one," Noory said. "And once, gosh, I saw a homeless guy when I was leaving the studio and I gotta tell ya, I felt horrible. So, you know. I slipped him one of these into his outstretched hand and said, you know, "knock yourself out with it. You deserve it just as much as anybody."  Thank goodness for CCrane, right?  You use one, right, Tommy? Tommy?

"Anyway, handy little device. I won't be caught dead without mine.

"I think we lost Tommy."
LOL.  ;D  God bless you, Jorch Snoorway.  Your idiocy has brought laughs to so many.  Cheap, yes, but laughs, none the less.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 11, 2021, 10:18:51 AM
Anyone else get this ad?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 11, 2021, 11:08:26 AM
Anyone else get this ad?

Can't they cover those with stretched out t-shirts that only go down to the belly button?  Those conditions would be easier to spot and diagnose in their native habitats.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 11, 2021, 12:57:46 PM
The belly ad forgot one...

The Porn & Cheetos belly:
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 11, 2021, 02:42:54 PM
Anyone else get this ad?

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??? Do you have hormonal belly or mommy belly?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 11, 2021, 05:42:27 PM
Anyone else get this ad?

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I haven't, but I find it funny that you did.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 11, 2021, 05:43:10 PM
The belly ad forgot one...

The Porn & Cheetos belly:
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LOL!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 11, 2021, 05:56:01 PM
I haven't, but I find it funny that you did.
I find it funny that you find it funny that I do. That in itself is sort of funny.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 11, 2021, 05:59:46 PM
I find it funny that you find it funny that I do. That in itself is sort of funny.

You and I = funny on 'roids!  The last two ads I had were one for bras and one for knives.  WTF!?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on August 12, 2021, 03:37:39 AM
I keep getting Men’s Wearhouse ads.  I haven’t owned a suit or worn a tie in 20-years.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 12, 2021, 07:24:05 AM
I keep getting Men’s Wearhouse ads.  I haven’t owned a suit or worn a tie in 20-years.

I thought they were out of business, I know they fired the guy that founded the company.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on August 12, 2021, 07:38:46 AM
??? Do you have hormonal belly or mommy belly?

Great question @PolkaDot .
I do NOT get adds like this one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 16, 2021, 09:58:45 AM
Wife ordered some nail polish. So glad they sent a moving box with it.  ::)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 16, 2021, 10:12:03 AM
Wife ordered some nail polish. So glad they sent a moving box with it.  ::)

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I just received a 9V battery that was triple boxed, plus still in it’s plastic clamshell. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on August 16, 2021, 10:16:25 AM
Wife ordered some nail polish. So glad they sent a moving box with it.  ::)

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Nice color! Good brand too.
Title: Heat for SNL/NBC Lorne Michaels and Fallon - Sex Abuse Suit
Post by: Up All Night on August 19, 2021, 12:21:26 AM
Last week an anonymous woman filed a lawsuit alleging that comedian Horatio Sanz groomed and sexually abused her 20 years ago, when she was 15 to 17 years old and he was a cast member on Saturday Night Live in his early 30s. The allegations against Sanz—apparently corroborated both by contemporaneous emails and by text messages he sent her in 2019 apologizing for his conduct—are nauseating enough, and they are only the tip of the iceberg. The lawsuit also names SNL and NBC as co-defendants and alleges that everyone at the show, including Jimmy Fallon and Lorne Michaels, saw what was happening and did nothing to stop it.

The complaint was filed under a New York law allowing child sexual abuse survivors to sue their abusers past the statute of limitations.

https://www.pastemagazine.com/comedy/saturday-night-live/horatio-sanz-sexual-assault-snl/
Title: Re: Elephants!
Post by: PB on August 19, 2021, 11:35:06 PM
Title: Re: Elephants!
Post by: Spookcat on August 20, 2021, 11:48:14 AM


That's friggin cute!
Title: Re: Elephants!
Post by: PB on August 20, 2021, 06:49:43 PM
That's friggin cute!

You should get a didgeridoo for your cats!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 20, 2021, 07:15:30 PM
The She decided to work home home today so being that I'm a good guy I offered to make her breakfast.  Made some back bacon and Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs (you treat them like a risotto) Yummy  :)   Oh, and a toasted sesame bagel.

Took her the plate of love and went back into the kitchen to make some coffee when suddenly I heard a serious GAG REFLEX  :o :o :o   Instantly I knew as the air drained from me that she must have found, most likely, a long black hair strewn throughout her eggs. Ugh.  Question was had she noticed it on the plate orrrrrrr ~worse~ in her mouth!!!

It was the ladder.

The road to ell is paved with good intentions.  ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 20, 2021, 07:24:08 PM
Hair in the food is such an over-reaction.  Especially at home.  Sure, it's gross, but who cares really?

You outto see food coming out of the ground, what eggs look like before they get cleaned up, what animals are doing before being eaten...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 20, 2021, 07:31:24 PM
Hair in the food is such an over-reaction.  Especially at home.  Sure, it's gross, but who cares really?

You outto see food coming out of the ground, what eggs look like before they get cleaned up, what animals are doing before being eaten...
I agree. Her almost vomiting as she slowly pulled, and pullllled the 24" hair out that was obviously at least half way down was an overreaction on her part.  Such a drama queen.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on August 20, 2021, 08:32:07 PM
The She decided to work home home today so being that I'm a good guy I offered to make her breakfast.  Made some back bacon and Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs (you treat them like a risotto) Yummy  :)   

Crème Fraîche?

Quote
It was the ladder.

Stuff like that happens at home.
She has good balance?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on August 20, 2021, 08:34:33 PM
I agree. Her almost vomiting as she slowly pulled, and pullllled the 24" hair out that was obviously at least half way down was an overreaction on her part.  Such a drama queen.

Hair is made of protein. It was a very generous things for you to do, letting a hair get in there.

TELL HER IT WAS FOR HER OWN GOOD
Title: Re: Cows!
Post by: Gd5150 on August 20, 2021, 09:02:04 PM


That reminds me of this.

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Title: Re: Cows!
Post by: PB on August 20, 2021, 09:10:16 PM
More cowbell!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 20, 2021, 09:13:02 PM
Crème Fraîche?

Stuff like that happens at home.
She has good balance?
hahaha  OMG  did I do that?  LATTER! It was the LATTER!!

More cowbell!

Fucker beat me to it.  You could've said 'Captive audience, and they even brought their own cowbell'  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on August 21, 2021, 06:44:48 AM
Don’t fly now, it sucks.  I actually paid for a first class ticket thinking it would help prevent the exact jam I’m in.  Next time I’ll make the 11 hour drive.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 21, 2021, 06:50:20 AM
Don’t fly now, it sucks.  I actually paid for a first class ticket thinking it would help prevent the exact jam I’m in.  Next time I’ll make the 11 hour drive.

I've got a flight coming up in a couple of weeks @whoozit  Can you elaborate more on the suckage?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on August 21, 2021, 09:52:59 AM
You never know if the flight you booked is a real flight or not.  My sister flew a couple of weeks ago and was notified her flight was changed throwing her plans into chaos.  I was booked for a flight from Boston this morning.  I got up early to make the flight and saw they rebooked me for tomorrow.  Fortunately I was able to catch a flight today and convince my wife to drive 3.5 hours to pick me up as all of the flights to my local regional airport were filled.  When I asked about the difference in fare because I flew economy while paying for first class and missing a segment of the flight I have been told the only thing I can do is email the airline.When was customer service replaced with customer abuse?

At least I get home today and don’t have to worry about the hurricane in Boston tomorrow.  That could have been brutal trying to get out.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 21, 2021, 10:13:10 AM
You never know if the flight you booked is a real flight or not.  My sister flew a couple of weeks ago and was notified her flight was changed throwing her plans into chaos.  I was booked for a flight from Boston this morning.  I got up early to make the flight and saw they rebooked me for tomorrow.  Fortunately I was able to catch a flight today and convince my wife to drive 3.5 hours to pick me up as all of the flights to my local regional airport were filled.  When I asked about the difference in fare because I flew economy while paying for first class and missing a segment of the flight I have been told the only thing I can do is email the airline.When was customer service replaced with customer abuse?

At least I get home today and don’t have to worry about the hurricane in Boston tomorrow.  That could have been brutal trying to get out.

Just typical horseshit then. Thanks.  I was afraid they were gonna nasal swab you before they let you on the plane or some insanity like that. Mine is a one way flight leaving RDU on a Saturday morning first thing in the AM.  Hopefully that isn't a mess. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on August 21, 2021, 10:20:19 AM
I've been driving the last few years.  I got tired of the crappy service and the crappy treatment.  Hit 'em where it hurts, stop flying, and maybe the industry will pull its collective head out of its ass.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 21, 2021, 10:51:54 AM
I've been driving the last few years.  I got tired of the crappy service and the crappy treatment.  Hit 'em where it hurts, stop flying, and maybe the industry will pull its collective head out of its ass.
Same here.  If I can’t drive to the location, I’m not going.  Commercial flying has been going downhill since the 80’s.  The TSA crap and now Corona Crap must really make it delightful, now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 21, 2021, 11:51:20 AM
... When was customer service replaced with customer abuse?...

For the airlines, or in general? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on August 21, 2021, 02:06:52 PM
@whoozit - I haven’t been in NC in years but when I was, the rule was to use Greensboro.
Title: Re: Random Sports News
Post by: Rikki Gins on August 21, 2021, 06:16:10 PM
That lady that couldn't race in the Olympics because she smoked pot got to race today, in the first major track and field event since the Olympics.   

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 24, 2021, 12:35:32 PM
No wonder these are on clearance. We all know that Star Wars bois all live at home with their mothers, do not cook, and do not clean...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 24, 2021, 12:56:52 PM
No wonder these are on clearance. We all know that Star Wars bois all live at home with their mothers, do not cook, and do not clean...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  

[for miller: Macy's Backstage, North San Diego County]

Who knew  ???   Those fuckers are as shameless as ol' helmet-hair-head.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2021, 01:22:28 PM
No wonder these are on clearance. We all know that Star Wars bois all live at home with their mothers, do not cook, and do not clean...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  

[for miller: Macy's Backstage, North San Diego County]

He could have cleaned off his tonsils with them, but I guess it's too late for that
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 24, 2021, 01:35:59 PM
He could have cleaned off his tonsils with them, but I guess it's too late for that

Wouldn't it have just been better if he asked the guy to put a condom on?

🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 25, 2021, 01:50:51 PM
Got a message from an ex-girlfriend going back 30 plus years...  She's come down with the same medical issue that I have.  We went to a lot of the same places, drank some of the same booze, shared bodilies.  Now my wondering if there might be a connection...

We never discussed politics back in the day, turns out we ended up very much the same ideologically. She became a police officer, very pro-gun and got a lot of grief from family and friends for becoming a cop because she's black and she's from a really low-success rate community. 

Eh... Who knows. I'll mention it to my doctor and she'll mention it to hers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2021, 11:08:11 PM
I had the worst waiter tonight, possibly on planet Earth.

I don't know if Piotr was trying or wasn't. It was just bad.

Because there was a chance that he genuinely was trying, I tipped at around 18%.

He dumped water on a customer's table, customers were sending meals back, etc.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on August 27, 2021, 02:57:39 PM
Do you know what is better than a good Manhattan made with a nice rye?  Two good Manhattans made with a nice rye.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on August 27, 2021, 09:18:54 PM
Batteries Not Included  . . .

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https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2021/8/26/22642560/blue-origins-new-shephard-model-rocket-estes
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 27, 2021, 09:21:41 PM
Batteries Not Included  . . .

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FleshRocket?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 06, 2021, 11:51:57 PM
I looked at a new Honda Passport... What the fuck? Made in Mexico AND a plastic valve cover. They want to turn into the next BMW, I guess.

No Honda for me.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 08, 2021, 09:47:32 AM
We are currently doing 80 of these units at a rate of two completions per day with a third unit fully prepped and ready for the following day. Started yesterday so we've only 78 to go!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 08, 2021, 09:49:50 AM
We are currently doing 80 of these units at a rate of two completions per day with a third unit fully prepped and ready for the following day. Started yesterday so we've only 78 to go!

Step your game up.  Get that done by the end of the week.  ;D ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 08, 2021, 09:58:14 AM
Step your game up.  Get that done by the end of the week.  ;D ;)
:D  Heading in at 11.  No doubt the sounds of Sound Garden will be flooding the place from my two assholes.
Title: Live Like a Hobbit
Post by: ItsOver on September 09, 2021, 04:28:24 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/06/what-is-this-if-not-magic-italian-man-living-hobbit

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I guess it beats living like Falkie.
Title: Re: Live Like a Hobbit
Post by: sean92008 on September 09, 2021, 06:48:23 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/06/what-is-this-if-not-magic-italian-man-living-hobbit

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I guess it beats living like Falkie.

By just how much?

😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Live Like a Hobbit
Post by: Spookcat on September 09, 2021, 01:19:55 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/06/what-is-this-if-not-magic-italian-man-living-hobbit

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I guess it beats living like Falkie.

I support this.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 09, 2021, 02:55:09 PM
I watch little tv, but have a friend who watches a lot.  She says the airwaves are filled with butt crack deodorant commercials.  Much to ponder.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 10, 2021, 10:09:10 PM
I need to purchase the new Iron Maiden album!  I forgot it was already released.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 10, 2021, 10:10:48 PM
I watch little tv, but have a friend who watches a lot.  She says the airwaves are filled with butt crack deodorant commercials.  Much to ponder.

Butt crack deodorant commercials?  ???  I saw one recently for a razor specifically for pubes.  It puzzled me because a razor cuts all hair.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 11, 2021, 05:30:13 AM
I’ve seen that one. I think it stars a tranni… gender challenged individual.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 11, 2021, 07:44:10 AM
I think I know the ad Shay is talking about. It has a little thing that pushes the skin out of the way. They repeat that ad, along with the State Farm ad that imitates Ron Swanson, way too much on Hulu.

After all the self-aggrandizing claptrap so far today because it's the 20th anniversary of 9/11, I can see why none of the younger kids relate to it and continue to do lines of pixie dust thinking that fundamentalist Muslims can be our friends. Just like our much older friends who run the country, the intelligence agencies, the military and law enforcement.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 11, 2021, 05:13:29 PM
Who knew           ???

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 11, 2021, 08:10:39 PM
Who knew           ???


 :o  I sure didn't.  I wonder if there is a satanic polka band.  I hope so.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on September 12, 2021, 01:11:32 AM
Who knew           ???

Not bad.

Meanwhile, over a quarter of a century before Twin Temple. . . some dark doo wop vibes:
(I'm sure TT likes it, since they like Roy Orbison.   ;D )

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 13, 2021, 03:24:28 AM
I hate whistling in music.
Drives me nuts.

Recently I had to learn Wind Of Change.
Brutal whistling torture song.

Follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park


Moskva?
I always thought they were following the Mod Squad.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 13, 2021, 03:38:08 AM
I hate whistling in music.
Drives me nuts.

Recently I had to learn Wind Of Change.
Brutal whistling torture song.

Follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park


Moskva?
I always thought they were following the Mod Squad.

I don't mind a few seconds of Susanna Hoffs but it would have been better if that Don't Worry, be Happy dude was never born.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 13, 2021, 03:55:28 AM
I don't mind a few seconds of Susanna Hoffs but it would have been better if that Don't Worry, be Happy dude was never born.
Heh, heh, heh... yeah, i’m not much for whistling.  I guess it beats yodeling.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 13, 2021, 06:23:49 AM
I hate whistling in music.
Drives me nuts.

Recently I had to learn Wind Of Change.
Brutal whistling torture song.

Follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park


Moskva?
I always thought they were following the Mod Squad.

You could rock this one

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on September 13, 2021, 06:49:08 AM
Whistling drives me tri polar. Songs, people shopping, rednecks using it as a mating call from their ATVs.

Having said that, the theme from The Andy Griffith Show does not trigger me. It even seems pleasant. I guess there is enough of a difference in its recorded tone so that it doesn't register as a  chalkboard squeal.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 13, 2021, 09:35:01 AM
Whistling drives me tri polar. Songs, people shopping, rednecks using it as a mating call from their ATVs.

Having said that, the theme from The Andy Griffith Show does not trigger me. It even seems pleasant. I guess there is enough of a difference in its recorded tone so that it doesn't register as a  chalkboard squeal.
Good point.  Maybe it’s because Earle Hagen was really good.

“According to Wide Open Country, the whistling that's heard is not Andy Griffith, but Earle Hagen, who was already an accomplished Hollywood composer and songwriter and created the theme songs for other famous TV shows like The Dick Van Dyke Show, I Spy, and The Mod Squad.”

https://www.grunge.com/254417/the-untold-truth-of-the-andy-griffith-show/?utm_campaign=clip
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 13, 2021, 06:46:08 PM
Soo...

I hope this snowflake bitch has a stroke.  I mean, when she had the cow it had to be a great strain on her circulatory system.

Let's just say this, no empathy, no sympathy. Just pity for how stupid she is...

https://www.insider.com/mother-visiting-disney-disabled-son-given-rude-note-over-parking-2021-9

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(PS That "ticket" has been around for 40 something years, verbatim.)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 13, 2021, 08:17:10 PM
Has degeneracy hit rock bottom yet? Young lady that just had some oral surgery crying because she can't suck dick for awhile:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/oJOEc9tNj1og/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 13, 2021, 08:44:45 PM
Has degeneracy hit rock bottom yet? Young lady that just had some oral surgery crying because she can't suck dick for awhile:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/oJOEc9tNj1og/

Proud parents...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 14, 2021, 10:51:44 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 16, 2021, 10:54:22 AM
 ;D

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 16, 2021, 11:04:26 AM
I’m glad I don’t know what that is nor care about the outrage.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 16, 2021, 04:02:28 PM
;D

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There's some serious context missing but, what if it made their mother laugh her ass off? Then it's completely appropriate to do. There's too many fucking snowflakes out there that deserve their asses kicked.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 16, 2021, 06:03:59 PM
I’m glad I don’t know what that is nor care about the outrage.

Ditto.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on September 18, 2021, 12:47:39 PM
I always thought the English lyrics in Feliz Navidad were: 

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
From my bottom with a fart

And I was disappointed when I found out they weren’t.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on September 18, 2021, 03:27:57 PM
As teens and even beyond, we believed  Manfred  Mann's Earth Band was saying "wrapped up like a douche"  instead of  "revved up like a deuce."

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche
You know they rode her in the night
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 18, 2021, 03:52:28 PM
@PolkaDot Monday night is the full moon but I will be in Maryland getting 2 more treatments. But I’ll be back for the October full moon which also falls on the 20th.

This is the corn moon anyway. The harvest moon is much better to dance under.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 18, 2021, 04:06:34 PM
As teens and even beyond, we believed  Manfred  Mann's Earth Band was saying "wrapped up like a douche"  instead of  "revved up like a deuce."

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche
You know they rode her in the night


Damned stoned musicians, slurring their words...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 18, 2021, 04:08:37 PM
@PolkaDot Monday night is the full moon but I will be in Maryland getting 2 more treatments. But I’ll be back for the October full moon which also falls on the 20th.

This is the corn moon anyway. The harvest moon is much better to dance under.

I thought serious moonlight was where everybody exclaimed "let's dance!"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 18, 2021, 04:34:05 PM
I knew Jimi didn't sing 'scuse me while I kiss this guy, apparently others heard that
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 18, 2021, 05:00:45 PM
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, man.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on September 18, 2021, 05:32:08 PM
@PolkaDot Monday night is the full moon but I will be in Maryland getting 2 more treatments. But I’ll be back for the October full moon which also falls on the 20th.

This is the corn moon anyway. The harvest moon is much better to dance under.

The October full moon will be the Full Hunter’s Moon.  The next full moon on Monday, is the Full Harvest Moon, also known as the Full Corn Moon.  Here is a handy site to find out which full moon is which.
https://www.farmersalmanac.com/full-moon-dates-and-times
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on September 18, 2021, 05:44:43 PM
As teens and even beyond, we believed  Manfred  Mann's Earth Band was saying "wrapped up like a douche"  instead of  "revved up like a deuce."

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche
You know they rode her in the night


On one of Dylan's religious songs he sang "Fools they made a mock of sin."  I kept hearing him sing "Fools they made a moccasin.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 18, 2021, 07:40:00 PM
The October full moon will be the Full Hunter’s Moon.  The next full moon on Monday, is the Full Harvest Moon, also known as the Full Corn Moon.  Here is a handy site to find out which full moon is which.
https://www.farmersalmanac.com/full-moon-dates-and-times

I can’t wait for the Beaver moon!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on September 18, 2021, 11:47:38 PM
I can’t wait for the Beaver moon!
Lol!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on September 19, 2021, 08:54:35 PM
Brian Laundrie has fled to a Florida preserve.

If there is a god, Laundrie will take a nap and wake up in the hungry embrace of a giant Burmese  python.

Nothing will be left but a pair of  millennial generation hiking boots and  sunglasses.

I knew she was dead and that the ANTHRAX band member looking boyfriend was guilty the second it was reported he came back alone in the van.

What an ass.

Poor Gabby.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 20, 2021, 09:32:17 AM
Ad from this morning.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 20, 2021, 10:22:39 AM
Got the bad news this morning.  No Christmas orchestra performances because of the Wuhan.  No First Christmas money for me.   I’ll hold out hope for Second Christmas.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 20, 2021, 10:37:31 AM
Got the bad news this morning.  No Christmas orchestra performances because of the Wuhan.  No First Christmas money for me.   I’ll hold out hope for Second Christmas.

Just another opportunity for the leftists to take away something that people enjoy, and thrive on for their lives...

John Lennon was wrong! He said that following chairman Mao wasn't going to make it with anybody...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on September 20, 2021, 10:38:42 AM
On one of Dylan's religious songs he sang "Fools they made a mock of sin."  I kept hearing him sing "Fools they made a moccasin.

That is some great imagery, @Rikki Gins

I picture circus clowns in a sweat shop, bent over their  heavy duty sewing machines, making the shoes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 20, 2021, 08:38:54 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 20, 2021, 08:50:04 PM
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Aren't those things illegal in the US?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 21, 2021, 08:39:36 PM
@PolkaDot Monday night is the full moon but I will be in Maryland getting 2 more treatments. But I’ll be back for the October full moon which also falls on the 20th.

This is the corn moon anyway. The harvest moon is much better to dance under.

Oh dear, I'll be half way around the world for October's harvest moon, so we'll be dancing at different times in different places but together in spirit @GravitySucks .
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 21, 2021, 08:42:09 PM
Got the bad news this morning.  No Christmas orchestra performances because of the Wuhan.  No First Christmas money for me.   I’ll hold out hope for Second Christmas.
Sorry, @juan  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 21, 2021, 08:50:47 PM
The October full moon will be the Full Hunter’s Moon.

Or the Huntresses'....
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 22, 2021, 04:42:48 PM
Going through my small grove of tomato bushes, I picked off three rather massive tomato worms or whatever they're called. In the old days, I would squish them or throw them in the greens trash. Today, my lizard friends ate very well. It was so cute, these bugs were still on the little branches and I threw them right in front of the lizards hanging out in my yard. Each one of them ignored it. When I turned away for a minute, I looked back and they were all gone.

Could the lizards have been modest or embarrassed? 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 23, 2021, 08:51:06 AM
Going through my small grove of tomato bushes, I picked off three rather massive tomato worms or whatever they're called. In the old days, I would squish them or throw them in the greens trash. Today, my lizard friends ate very well. It was so cute, these bugs were still on the little branches and I threw them right in front of the lizards hanging out in my yard. Each one of them ignored it. When I turned away for a minute, I looked back and they were all gone.

Could the lizards have been modest or embarrassed? 😁
Didn’t want to be caught with their mouths open or their tongues out. :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2021, 09:04:43 AM
Didn’t want to be caught with their mouths open or their tongues out. :)

So, lizards are related to politicians!!!

😁😁😁😁

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on September 24, 2021, 01:36:31 PM
How do you know if blue cheese has gone bad?  Does the mold die off?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on September 24, 2021, 01:55:23 PM
So, lizards are related to politicians!!!

😁😁😁😁

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This is a whole different spin. Maybe the time has come for me to reevaluate David Icke's work.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on September 24, 2021, 08:58:24 PM
Before there was Big Pharma... there was locally grown and produced stuff:

Title: Ha, Ha, Ha... This bird rocks!
Post by: ItsOver on September 27, 2021, 01:17:52 AM
Title: Re: Ha, Ha, Ha... This bird rocks!
Post by: ShayP on September 27, 2021, 04:06:12 AM


That was great. ;D  Especially at the 21 second mark.  That bird needs a crowd because it can work it!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 27, 2021, 07:58:05 AM
That poor bird seems happy and ok now, will he grow his feathers back?  I think they get depressed in captivity sometimes, and pluck them out themselves.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 27, 2021, 11:52:36 AM
Chernobyl reactor #4 is coming back to nuclear life.

https://historyofyesterday.com/chernobyls-blown-up-reactor-4-just-woke-up-74bedd5fc92d
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 27, 2021, 11:59:18 AM
That poor bird seems happy and ok now, will he grow his feathers back?...
He/she should, especially since the bird’s definitely “got his groove on.” ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 27, 2021, 06:47:05 PM
I thought David Letterman retired.  Still got that knee-slapping funnybone.

&t=71s

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 29, 2021, 02:47:10 PM
I am parked perfectly. Always and on the first try. Others are so eager to blatantly display the disorder of their wretched lives.

PS I was asked to drop my pants within 5 minutes of that picture. Oooh we had a time didn't we.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2021, 04:11:48 PM
I am parked perfectly. Always and on the first try. Others are so eager to blatantly display the disorder of their wretched lives.

PS I was asked to drop my pants within 5 minutes of that picture. Oooh we had a time didn't we.  :D

I am parked perfectly. Always and on the first try. Others are so eager to blatantly display the disorder of their wretched lives.

PS I was asked to drop my pants within 5 minutes of that picture. Oooh we had a time didn't we.  :D

Picture perfect!  We'd be great neighbors and coworkers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 29, 2021, 05:19:42 PM
I am parked perfectly. Always and on the first try. Others are so eager to blatantly display the disorder of their wretched lives.

PS I was asked to drop my pants within 5 minutes of that picture. Oooh we had a time didn't we.  :D
Nice kalanchoe
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 29, 2021, 05:40:19 PM
Picture perfect!  We'd be great neighbors and coworkers.

I appreciate that.

Nice kalanchoe

I thought it was fake..  she had her finger in my ass so I may have been a tad distracted.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 29, 2021, 05:49:35 PM
I appreciate that.
I thought it was fake..  she had her finger in my ass so I may have been a tad distracted.
Is there a copay for that service or was that preventative maintenance? Def not fake.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 29, 2021, 06:45:23 PM
Is there a copay for that service or was that preventative maintenance? Def not fake.
I dunno, she said she was looking for Terry. I was like WTF? - ok - you're the doctor. Whatever.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2021, 06:46:29 PM
Ryker on Hill Street Blues
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 01, 2021, 01:35:12 PM
How come horses get all of the cool medicine?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 01, 2021, 01:45:31 PM
How come horses get all of the cool medicine?

It's combustible?  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 01, 2021, 07:46:47 PM
In the lagoon area, the trendy old folks are carrying Wasp & Hornet spray to ward off animal attacks, human attackers and, on a rare occasion, possible insect attack.

Apparently, the homeless pit bull owners let their leashless animals wander and this stuff can do wonders. Or so they say.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 01, 2021, 08:54:56 PM
In the lagoon area, the trendy old folks are carrying Wasp & Hornet spray to ward off animal attacks, human attackers and, on a rare occasion, possible insect attack.

Apparently, the homeless pit bull owners let their leashless animals wander and this stuff can do wonders. Or so they say.

Pitchforks also work well
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 02, 2021, 02:47:10 PM
I'm sure a lot more people know this, I didn't know that The Addams Family was named after an actual person.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Addams
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 03, 2021, 09:57:29 AM
I'm sure a lot more people know this, I didn't know that The Addams Family was named after an actual person.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Addams
You love Rue Rue McClanahan!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 03, 2021, 10:19:34 AM
You love Rue Rue McClanahan!
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Post by: sean92008 on October 03, 2021, 11:04:12 AM
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I wouldn't dare post those photos of Betty White! Bart would ban my ass
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 03, 2021, 11:06:00 AM
I wouldn't dare post those photos of Betty White! Bart would ban my ass
Are they better than “Poochie?”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 03, 2021, 11:18:58 AM
Are they better than “Poochie?”

Humm... 
G👀gling...
G👀gling.
😲


Women weren't naked back then!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 03, 2021, 11:42:27 AM
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Bit of a Macys Day Parade float heat goin' on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 03, 2021, 11:48:25 AM
Bit of a Macys Day Parade float heat goin' on.
”The girl in the shack.”  It’s that little touch of class that adds to Poochie’s charm.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 03, 2021, 05:15:07 PM
Bit of a Macys Day Parade float heat goin' on.

17-20 minutes minutes in... I was expecting less. Especially after the opening credits.


It looks like the producer wanted to get her into some lingerie. You know, a vanity piece to score some tail with.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 04, 2021, 08:35:59 PM
On Hill Street blues, S3, E8, Dominique Dunne made her final appearance before she was killed.

Apparently, they didn't need to do much makeup on her as she was beaten the night before filming by the abusive boyfriend that ended up murdering her.

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The Poltergeist curse also got to the director of this particular episode who died of cancer 2 weeks after it aired.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 04, 2021, 10:49:41 PM
I first saw this story relatively recently.  Interesting. 8 hope they win. This is the reason I'm not volunteering any of me for medical stuff.

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/business/nation/story/2021-10-04/henrietta-lacks-estate-sues-company-over-use-of-her-cells
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 06, 2021, 08:57:45 AM
I first saw this story relatively recently.  Interesting. 8 hope they win. This is the reason I'm not volunteering any of me for medical stuff.

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/business/nation/story/2021-10-04/henrietta-lacks-estate-sues-company-over-use-of-her-cells
As soon as they take it, it's theirs. Blood, tissue from surgery or whatever....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 06, 2021, 08:59:46 AM
Over the last couple of months I've been getting Free Birds clickacy and they've put up billboards around town. Hands down and consistently the ugliest shoes ever.  :(

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 06, 2021, 09:03:03 AM
As soon as they take it, it's theirs. Blood, tissue from surgery or whatever....

Although I agree with the family suing (mainly because I don't expect them to have disclosed anything, nor were there rules in place I bet), I have instructed my kids that they are not to volunteer for any covid crap because there are millions if not possibly billions of dollars for the big pharma/government insiders.

Over the last couple of months I've been getting Free Birds clickacy and they've put up billboards around town. Hands down and consistently the ugliest shoes ever.  :(

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Ugly shoes for the sheeple! Welcome to the United States of Venezuela!

By the way, those boots look like they could match any number of guitars with their color, the figuring and the accessories...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 06, 2021, 09:05:58 AM
Although I agree with the family suing (mainly because I don't expect them to have disclosed anything, nor were there rules in place I bet), I have instructed my kids that they are not to volunteer for any covid crap because there are millions if not possibly billions of dollars for the big pharma/government insiders.

Ugly shoes for the sheeple! Welcome to the United States of Venezuela!
There were no rules in place. She was treated quite horribly and did not have the education, resources, or support to do much about it. She really had no idea what was going on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 06, 2021, 09:16:35 AM
Freebird shoes.  Ronnie Van Zant must be spinning.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 06, 2021, 09:40:07 AM
Freebird shoes.  Ronnie Van Zant must be spinning.

That comment crashed and burned.



🙄🙄🙄🙄
Too soon? Should I wait till tomorrow?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 06, 2021, 09:42:47 AM
There were no rules in place. She was treated quite horribly and did not have the education, resources, or support to do much about it. She really had no idea what was going on.

The vultures in big pharma have a lot of friends in the White House, but I really think that the Supreme Court should get involved on this one so that it can settle all future claims going back years.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 06, 2021, 10:22:24 AM
.. Hands down and consistently the ugliest shoes ever.  :(

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Maybe.  But there are plenty of contenders
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 06, 2021, 10:27:25 AM
Wife and I had a lovely anniversary yesterday that was topped off with a very nice candlelit dinner. Was wonderful.  And then came the drive home where things quickly fell apart resulting in the silent treatment when we got home which eventually led to me walking into a door frame and knocking me out almost breaking my tailbone as I landed.  Woke up about 9 minutes later.

...who are you people and where is my horse?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 06, 2021, 10:31:57 AM

...who are you people and where is my horse?
Welcome to Snooryville.  You’ll have to ask these guys below about your horse.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 06, 2021, 10:35:04 AM
Wife and I had a lovely anniversary yesterday that was topped off with a very nice candlelit dinner. Was wonderful.  And then came the drive home where things quickly fell apart resulting in the silent treatment when we got home which eventually led to me walking into a door frame and knocking me out almost breaking my tailbone as I landed.  Woke up about 9 minutes later.

...who are you people and where is my horse?

That's what you get for drinking shitty craft beers and following up with fine whiskey.  And by 'walking into a door frame', you really mean the wifey clobbered you.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 06, 2021, 10:39:36 AM
That's what you get for drinking shitty craft beers and following up with fine whiskey.  And by 'walking into a door frame', you really mean the wifey clobbered you.  :D
What? I thought that was @KSM's foreplay!

Well, I wish you some good makeup sex, KSM.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 06, 2021, 10:54:12 AM
Wife and I had a lovely anniversary yesterday that was topped off with a very nice candlelit dinner. Was wonderful.  And then came the drive home where things quickly fell apart resulting in the silent treatment when we got home...

So money well spent, then.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 06, 2021, 10:57:25 AM
Maybe he accidentally called her Bairyn...

Boy, it's embarrassing and dangerous when I pull shit like that... 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 06, 2021, 11:01:40 AM
What? I thought that was @KSM's foreplay!

Well, I wish you some good makeup sex, KSM.

LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 06, 2021, 11:05:59 AM
So money well spent, then.

He achieved his goal.  Silent treatment is good.  So peaceful.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 06, 2021, 12:27:54 PM
Who is Potential Spam and why do they keep calling?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 06, 2021, 12:46:10 PM
Who is Potential Spam and why do they keep calling?

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He wants a meet and greet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 06, 2021, 12:59:40 PM
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He wants a meet and greet.
He looks appropriate for these folks to set it up.

https://dwelive.com/about/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 06, 2021, 01:56:58 PM
Who is Potential Spam and why do they keep calling?

I've been getting calls lately then when I look at caller ID it says ''SPAM?'' following by an 866 number.

Yeah, good luck with that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 06, 2021, 02:04:30 PM
I've been getting calls lately then when I look at caller ID it says ''SPAM?'' following by an 866 number.

Yeah, good luck with that.
That is the new FCC rule in place. I believe it was a Trump Administration law. The key is that legitimate phone companies are working in conjunction with the FCC and the small ones working outside of the law are the ones who get these international VoIP scammers.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 06, 2021, 02:48:19 PM
That is the new FCC rule in place. I believe it was a Trump Administration law. The key is that legitimate phone companies are working in conjunction with the FCC and the small ones working outside of the law are the ones who get these international VoIP scammers.

I missed that.  Can the caller still set, or re-set what the caller ID will show?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 06, 2021, 03:06:24 PM
I missed that.  Can the caller still set, or re-set what the caller ID will show?

As i recall, the local phone companies are supposed to verify or cooperate. I don't know much more.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 06, 2021, 05:00:16 PM
That's what you get for drinking shitty craft beers and following up with fine whiskey.  And by 'walking into a door frame', you really mean the wifey clobbered you.  :D
Well to be precise I walked into the side of the door. As I opened it with the intention of GOING INSIDE THAT ROOM the door hit my right boot that was now a doorstop. The forward momentum planted my face first into the side of the door where I saw stars as I stumbled back to trip over a small table then landing on my tailbone just before the back of my head bounced off the hard, wood, floor.



Well, I wish you some good makeup sex, KSM.
Gonna be a few days. This was our 20th and I was supposed to whisk her off to Valemont for a week at the cabin but I even fucked that up.

So money well spent, then.
Of course.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 06, 2021, 05:01:05 PM
This is on a slow day!

Vultures and attention seekers!

not you annie

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 06, 2021, 05:09:36 PM
Who is Potential Spam and why do they keep calling?
It’s a 911-type call from some farm.  The bigger question is how do they use the phone?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 06, 2021, 06:43:18 PM
Well to be precise I walked into the side of the door. As I opened it with the intention of GOING INSIDE THAT ROOM the door hit my right boot that was now a doorstop. The forward momentum planted my face first into the side of the door where I saw stars as I stumbled back to trip over a small table then landing on my tailbone just before the back of my head bounced off the hard, wood, floor.

In all seriousness @KSM I hope you don't have any lingering effects of a concussion.  You said you were out for 9 minutes?  Ugh. 

I've done similar things as you described and felt like an idiot.  LOL!  I expect it though since I've always been a klutz. :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 06, 2021, 07:51:09 PM
In all seriousness @KSM I hope you don't have any lingering effects of a concussion.  You said you were out for 9 minutes?  Ugh. 

I've done similar things as you described and felt like an idiot.  LOL!  I expect it though since I've always been a klutz. :-[
I told you to stop applying labels to yourself. You're not a "klutz" you just fall or bang into things from time to time.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 06, 2021, 08:29:19 PM
Wife and I had a lovely anniversary yesterday that was topped off with a very nice candlelit dinner. Was wonderful.  And then came the drive home where things quickly fell apart resulting in the silent treatment when we got home which eventually led to me walking into a door frame and knocking me out almost breaking my tailbone as I landed.  Woke up about 9 minutes later.

...who are you people and where is my horse?

You probably deserved the kick in the ass but being concussed is no laughing matter.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 06, 2021, 08:33:54 PM
I told you to stop applying labels to yourself. You're not a "klutz" you just fall or bang into things from time to time.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 06, 2021, 08:35:29 PM
You probably deserved the kick in the ass but being concussed is no laughing matter.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 07, 2021, 10:02:03 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 07, 2021, 10:06:40 AM
🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 08, 2021, 06:13:30 PM
The Shinjuku cat has been updated!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 11, 2021, 09:02:10 PM
Why is it so eerily quiet in my neighborhood tonight?  Not a sound in the house.  Not a sound outside.  Nothing.  Not even wind rustling the leaves in the trees.  Dead silence.  I had to turn on some music to make sure I didn't go deaf.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 11, 2021, 09:42:02 PM
Why is it so eerily quiet in my neighborhood tonight?  Not a sound in the house.  Not a sound outside.  Nothing.  Not even wind rustling the leaves in the trees.  Dead silence.  I had to turn on some music to make sure I didn't go deaf.  :o

I think that usually means Bigfoot or aliens are on the prowl. Shhhhhh…..🤭
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 11, 2021, 10:32:39 PM
I think that usually means Bigfoot or aliens are on the prowl. Shhhhhh…..🤭

 ;D Or impending doom!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on October 13, 2021, 04:04:01 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 14, 2021, 02:01:09 PM
Maybe there is help I might eat a Peep in the future...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 15, 2021, 10:02:12 AM
Maybe there is help I might eat a Peep in the future...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]
@sean92008

You could wash them down with this..   ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 15, 2021, 11:48:06 AM
@sean92008

You could wash them down with this..   ?

This is the absolute truth:
My eyes are tearing up seeing that photo.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 15, 2021, 08:36:55 PM
Sometimes, I think it's time to call it a day when somebody on stage recognizes you you don't know who the hell they are.

Damn pathetic.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 15, 2021, 09:21:13 PM
A person approached me today at the grocery store and and said "Greg, how's it going?"  I politely said "I'm not Greg."  He thought for a second and chuckled then said "My bad."   Now, what is odd is when I was in Virginia I had a coworker by that name and people would confuse us for each other.  I don't know how because he had lots of hair and I shaved my head.   

So, I'm in Pittsburgh now and the same thing happens.  My name isn't Greg.  I guess my mother chose the wrong name for me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 15, 2021, 09:37:24 PM
Sometimes, I think it's time to call it a day when somebody on stage recognizes you you don't know who the hell they are.

Damn pathetic.

Yep. Just ask @ShayP
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 15, 2021, 09:50:00 PM
Yep. Just ask @ShayP

LOL! 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 16, 2021, 12:44:33 AM
It’s a 911-type call from some farm.  The bigger question is how do they use the phone?

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Siri
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Post by: PolkaDot on October 16, 2021, 12:46:13 AM
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Lol THIS I like! Thanks @Jayzelady !
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 16, 2021, 12:47:33 AM
Maybe there is help I might eat a Peep in the future...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]
Ug. If you aren’t all ready cancerous, surely that will do it @sean92008 . Worth the risk?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 16, 2021, 12:48:39 AM
@sean92008

You could wash them down with this..   ?
Yes please, hold the peeps @KSM .
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 16, 2021, 12:50:34 AM
A person approached me today at the grocery store and and said "Greg, how's it going?"  I politely said "I'm not Greg."  He thought for a second and chuckled then said "My bad."   Now, what is odd is when I was in Virginia I had a coworker by that name and people would confuse us for each other.  I don't know how because he had lots of hair and I shaved my head.   

So, I'm in Pittsburgh now and the same thing happens.  My name isn't Greg.  I guess my mother chose the wrong name for me.

Greg @ShayP , be a Dear and pass the scotch.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 16, 2021, 05:44:53 AM
Greg @ShayP , be a Dear and pass the scotch.

LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on October 16, 2021, 01:23:23 PM
Removing the flipping obscenities from license plates on Maine’s roads and highways isn’t going to happen overnight, even though a law banning such profanities in a state where such regulation has been unusually lax goes into effect Monday.

Currently, there are license plates with salty language including f-bombs, references to anatomy and sex acts, and general insults. One license plate says simply, “F—-Y0U” — except that on the plate, it’s plainly spelled out.

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-business-maine-eb34f0bb19717f4bde2cabfe4c100c7c
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 17, 2021, 11:55:25 PM
Removing the flipping obscenities from license plates on Maine’s roads and highways isn’t going to happen overnight, even though a law banning such profanities in a state where such regulation has been unusually lax goes into effect Monday.

Currently, there are license plates with salty language including f-bombs, references to anatomy and sex acts, and general insults. One license plate says simply, “F—-Y0U” — except that on the plate, it’s plainly spelled out.

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-business-maine-eb34f0bb19717f4bde2cabfe4c100c7c

Wow!  California has been oversensitive for as long as I remember. You had to justify/explain everything prior to approval.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on October 18, 2021, 01:17:24 AM
A person approached me today at the grocery store and and said "Greg, how's it going?"  I politely said "I'm not Greg."  He thought for a second and chuckled then said "My bad."   Now, what is odd is when I was in Virginia I had a coworker by that name and people would confuse us for each other.  I don't know how because he had lots of hair and I shaved my head.   

So, I'm in Pittsburgh now and the same thing happens.  My name isn't Greg.  I guess my mother chose the wrong name for me.

Cipher: Oh, boy. Here we go.
Trinity: Damn it!
Morpheus: Shay-O, are you sure?
Shay-O: Yeah. I think so. Why?
Cipher: We gotta fucking Greg. Can you believe that shit?
Trinity: When this happens - a Greg In the Matrix - it indicates agent activity or a change in programming.
Shay-O: I don't get it. Because someone called me "Greg"?
Morpheus: We must leave! Now!
Cipher: Move it, Greg. You're the one they're locked in on.


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 18, 2021, 09:06:07 AM
LOL!

Greg Dear, @ShayP I have to tell you your av is giving me flashbacks of a rather unfortunate sort. The one and only time I attempted to watch that movie I was…let’s just say, not in my right mind. I have NO idea why in the world we thought it would be a good idea to watch it at that particular moment. In the dark. Out of our god damned minds. But it most certainly WAS NOT a good idea.
*shudder*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 18, 2021, 09:27:23 AM
Wife bought some Ethical Bean Coffee. What is this? Is it some sort of 'woke' coffee?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on October 18, 2021, 10:37:34 AM
Wife bought some Ethical Bean Coffee. What is this? Is it some sort of 'woke' coffee?

The best part of woking up, is Folger's in your cup. 🎼🎶

Something seems different.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 18, 2021, 12:26:27 PM
Cipher: Oh, boy. Here we go.
Trinity: Damn it!
Morpheus: Shay-O, are you sure?
Shay-O: Yeah. I think so. Why?
Cipher: We gotta fucking Greg. Can you believe that shit?
Trinity: When this happens - a Greg In the Matrix - it indicates agent activity or a change in programming.
Shay-O: I don't get it. Because someone called me "Greg"?
Morpheus: We must leave! Now!
Cipher: Move it, Greg. You're the one they're locked in on.


Ha!  ;D  I don't need agents after me or any change in the program, but I guess it's too late.  I don't want to be a Greg in the matrix.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 18, 2021, 12:30:27 PM
Greg Dear, @ShayP I have to tell you your av is giving me flashbacks of a rather unfortunate sort. The one and only time I attempted to watch that movie I was…let’s just say, not in my right mind. I have NO idea why in the world we thought it would be a good idea to watch it at that particular moment. In the dark. Out of our god damned minds. But it most certainly WAS NOT a good idea.
*shudder*

I posted it too early for Halloween.  I do not want you having flashbacks.  I will change it.  So, I is it safe to say you may have been 'tripping' when you watched it? @PolkaDot   ;D  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 18, 2021, 12:31:50 PM
Wife bought some Ethical Bean Coffee. What is this? Is it some sort of 'woke' coffee?

I prefer unethical coffees.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 18, 2021, 12:41:00 PM
Wife bought some Ethical Bean Coffee. What is this? Is it some sort of 'woke' coffee?
The women used to pick the beans are given gloves to work in.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 18, 2021, 12:46:38 PM
The women used to pick the beans are given gloves to work in.

Wonder if it was handling the precious beans with gloves is what the Mrs Kim was reminiscing about or the actual size of the precious beans that she is accustomed to
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 18, 2021, 12:52:43 PM
I prefer unethical coffees.

You would Greg. You would................
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on October 18, 2021, 01:02:23 PM
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I've been getting this 'clickacy' ad, or variations of it, for a number of days now.  Odd because I really haven't been following the case all that closely.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 18, 2021, 01:06:43 PM
I prefer unethical coffees.
I like the flavor of the brand that whips the midgets that pick the beans.  The blood imparts a subtle saltiness.  I’d even pay extra for that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 18, 2021, 01:10:31 PM
You would Greg. You would................

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 18, 2021, 01:12:22 PM
I like the flavor of the brand that whips the midgets that pick the beans.  The blood imparts a subtle saltiness.  I’d even pay extra for that.

Sounds good.  I'll pitch in.  I wonder if I can get decaf?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 18, 2021, 01:19:43 PM
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I've been getting this 'clickacy' ad, or variations of it, for a number of days now.  Odd because I really haven't been following the case all that closely.

Bah.  Take the Kawasaki Robitcs pill Rix.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 18, 2021, 01:26:55 PM
I like the flavor of the brand that whips the midgets that pick the beans.  The blood imparts a subtle saltiness.  I’d even pay extra for that.

SNL could have a field day with a fake commercial using this scenario.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 18, 2021, 03:52:27 PM
Ha!  ;D  I don't need agents after me or any change in the program, but I guess it's too late.  I don't want to be a Greg in the matrix.  :(
Heh, heh, heh... From Pinhead back to Mr. Rogers.  A totally natural transition. ;) Seeing Andrew Robinson portray a sane character in “Hellraiser”, after his “Dirty Harry” Scorpio character, was kind of strange.  He was such a psycho as Scorpio, I can’t help but see him as Scorpio, forever. 

I haven’t seen “Hellraiser” in years.  It was definitely an interesting movie when it came out in the 80’s.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 18, 2021, 03:56:57 PM
Wife bought some Ethical Bean Coffee. What is this? Is it some sort of 'woke' coffee?
I prefer beans who know their place and joyfully await their fate to be ground and bathed in scalding water.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 18, 2021, 07:10:50 PM
I prefer beans who know their place and joyfully await their fate to be ground and bathed in scalding water.
Agreed! I'll often throw in a live lobster in there.

.. I would really like to quit drinking coffee. We have soooo much of it in all of its variety. From beans to ground to espresso to those kurig pods. No good comes from all this.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 18, 2021, 07:33:51 PM
Heh, heh, heh... From Pinhead back to Mr. Rogers.  A totally natural transition. ;) Seeing Andrew Robinson portray a sane character in “Hellraiser”, after his “Dirty Harry” Scorpio character, was kind of strange.  He was such a psycho as Scorpio, I can’t help but see him as Scorpio, forever. 

I haven’t seen “Hellraiser” in years.  It was definitely an interesting movie when it came out in the 80’s.

Mr. Rogers opened the box and sent Pinhead to the land of make-believe.  Lady Elaine Fairchilde will tear his soul apart!   ;D

Hellraiser is one of my favorites.  The franchise went down hill as it went on and I expect the remake to suck.  A transgender woman is playing Pinhead.  Why?  Nevermind.  ;)  However, Clive Barker is producing it, so it may be good.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 18, 2021, 10:41:59 PM
I think I discovered a drink called "The Boston." Maybe a variation on that name.  Lemonade and Captain Morgan's spiced rum. Shit sneaks up on you. It's like fooling around and falling in love.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 19, 2021, 12:09:00 AM
I think I discovered a drink called "The Boston." Maybe a variation on that name.  Lemonade and Captain Morgan's spiced rum. Shit sneaks up on you. It's like fooling around and falling in love.
@sean92008 Hmm makes sense but  I must ask:::  Lemonade. Like package stuff or REAL juice from a lemon in water and THEN add the Captain..?  I guess I am just saying that incorporating actual lemon would be a good thing. 

Garnish?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 19, 2021, 08:08:57 AM
@sean92008 Hmm makes sense but  I must ask:::  Lemonade. Like package stuff or REAL juice from a lemon in water and THEN add the Captain..?  I guess I am just saying that incorporating actual lemon would be a good thing. 

Garnish?
I've used a lemonade vitamin drink last night after using a lemonade concentrate mix the first time. Happy both times. I do like the idea of having pulp in it for visual and textural effect.

I love 7-Up & the Captain (Cap & 7?). Not too far of a stretch to full-on lemon flavor.

I would have to make a bet that they did use a slice of lemon for the garnish. For some reason I'm under the impression that the Boston drink is an oldie, like 1800s old.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 19, 2021, 08:35:41 AM
I've used a lemonade vitamin drink last night after using a lemonade concentrate mix the first time. Happy both times. I do like the idea of having pulp in it for visual and textural effect...

Arnold Palmer's are hard to beat on a hot day...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 19, 2021, 09:06:04 AM
Arnold Palmer's are hard to beat on a hot day...

I had to look that up... Yes, that would work for me. By the way, the rum and lemonade mix is called "Boston rum punch."

If I wanted to be an alcoholic, that would be my main drink.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 19, 2021, 10:13:26 AM


If I wanted to be an alcoholic
, that would be my main drink.

There's a lot in that..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 19, 2021, 10:18:01 AM
There's a lot in that..

I'm really good at that. From my youth hanging out with Country Dick Montana and not remembering how I got to my car, how I drove home and who I went home with... I used to smoke a lot before each tour as well. I didn't want to get sick inside these clubs filled with smoke. No White Snake jokes here! Too soon, I still remember Ty Longley's name
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 19, 2021, 10:23:48 AM
I didn't want to get sick inside these clubs filled with smoke. No White Snake jokes here! Too soon, I still remember Ty Longley's name

Yet you don't remember Great White's name.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 19, 2021, 10:26:16 AM
Yet you don't remember Great White's name.

Hahahahaha! Selective David Coverversion hate? Mammaries of Tawny?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 19, 2021, 10:29:48 AM
Yet you don't remeber Great White's name.
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 @Bart Ell ??
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 19, 2021, 10:42:22 AM
I never understood the many people who would announce by way of a thread that they were leaving Coast/bellgab. There were several over the years. Forget who it was but one guy had a second thread entitled 'how do I get out of this chickenshit outfit'.  And it is not exclusive to BG. Seen it happen other places. Including mine where a guy threatened to sue me if I didn't delete his account. It made for a very entertaining thread as he kept going for months about leaving and suing. After awhile it was beyond redundant and no longer entertaining so I banned him. I guess when he was no longer able to sign in he figured that I deleted the account. But I didn't. His name was Thomas, from Fort Wayne, Indiana and he worked as a bouncer in his uncles bar.  Whatta life
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 19, 2021, 11:02:19 AM
I never understood the many people who would announce by way of a thread that they were leaving Coast/bellgab. There were several over the years. Forget who it was but one guy had a second thread entitled 'how do I get out of this chickenshit outfit'.  And it is not exclusive to BG. Seen it happen other places. Including mine where a guy threatened to sue me if I didn't delete his account. It made for a very entertaining thread as he kept going for months about leaving and suing. After awhile it was beyond redundant and no longer entertaining so I banned him. I guess when he was no longer able to sign in he figured that I deleted the account. But I didn't. His name was Thomas, from Fort Wayne, Indiana and he worked as a bouncer in his uncles bar.  Whatta life

Reported
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 19, 2021, 12:47:09 PM
I posted it too early for Halloween.  I do not want you having flashbacks.  I will change it.  So, I is it safe to say you may have been 'tripping' when you watched it? @PolkaDot   ;D  ;)
I was not always the good girl you see before you now @ShayP  :-X

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 19, 2021, 01:17:08 PM
I was not always the good girl you see before you now @ShayP  :-X


I had the Norman album turned up at work last Thursday afternoon.  I'll bet that nobody in the history of job sites could ever say that!  I enjoyed the hell oot o' meself didn't I!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 19, 2021, 02:11:18 PM
I was not always the good girl you see before you now @ShayP  :-X

I wasn't always Mister Rogers either. @PolkaDot  Sometimes, I'm very far from it.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 19, 2021, 02:13:50 PM
I wasn't always Mister Rogers either. @PolkaDot  Sometimes, I'm very far from it.  ;)
We always appreciate you being “in the neighborhood.” ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 19, 2021, 02:30:55 PM
We always appreciate you being “in the neighborhood.” ;)

Well, thank you. I appreciate that every time I see your avatar, even going back to the Bellgab days, that damn song plays in my head!  >:(  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 19, 2021, 02:34:34 PM
Well, thank you. I appreciate that every time I see your avatar, even going back to Bellgab, that damn song plays in my head!  >:(  ;)  ;D
Ha!  Adios, Mr. Bell! ;)

 "The Wind No Longer Blows, in the End it was Without Direction. Long Live the Hot Air. 30"

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 19, 2021, 02:42:11 PM
Ha!  Adios, Mr. Bell! ;)

 "The Wind No Longer Blows, in the End it was Without Direction. Long Live the Hot Air. 30"

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Art would have been more accurate to say "Hot Pocket." sNorry is barely above room temperature.

If AB was never sold to PremSuck, the series of quittenings may not have gone down as they did.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 19, 2021, 02:49:26 PM
Art would have been more accurate to say "Hot Pocket." sNorry is barely above room temperature.

If AB was never sold to PremSuck, the series of quittenings may not have gone down as they did.
Quit trying to cheer me up. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 19, 2021, 05:31:23 PM
Oh, and to clarify, @ItsOver  "damn song" is not a slight against Roy.  Your avatar has given me plenty of earworms.  Especially since when I was a kid my grandmother played him constantly.  Total recall.  It's over...It's oover!...It's ooover!!!  ;D 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 19, 2021, 05:46:44 PM
Oh, and to clarify, @ItsOver  "damn song" is not a slight against Roy.  Your avatar has given me plenty of earworms.  Especially since when I was a kid my grandmother played him constantly.  Total recall.  It's over...It's oover!...It's ooover!!!  ;D 8)
Heh, heh, heh... thumbs up for your grandmother.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 19, 2021, 06:49:36 PM
Miley Cyrus has an ass that's bigger than her dad's.

Her new Gucci ad shows a big-assed posterior shot.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 19, 2021, 06:55:34 PM
Miley Cyrus has an ass that's bigger than her dad's.

Her new Gucci ad shows a big-assed posterior shot.
When I was 18 I dated a chick with the roundest ass in the world. I mean it was not a half circle but more like 3/4 circle from the side. She was young so it was firm and not sagging despite its dimensions.  I loved it! I loved sticking my face in there and goin' to town!  One day I wondered how her farts escaped her buttocks and I was instantly turned off. Broke up with her.

Julie Nunweiler. She was real fuckin dumb too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on October 19, 2021, 11:36:29 PM
Shay-O: I don't  w a n t  to be a Greg Beacon in the Matrix.
Morpheus: It doesn't matter.
   What.
   You.
   Want.
Shay-O: Son of a bitch!
Morpheus: It only matters.
    What.
   You.
  Do.
Shay-O: The fuck's the difference!?
Morpheus: A lot. The difference between eternal domination
by the  Matrix and freedom to pursue our true destiny.
Shay-O: Fuck me!
Trinity: Not now, Shay-O. Not while we are in the Matrix.
Shay-O: That's not what I meant, goddamn it!
Morpheus: Cipher! It's time!
Cipher: You got it, chief. Hold onto your knob, Greg.
Shay-O: Fuckin' drama!


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 20, 2021, 01:27:10 AM
Miley Cyrus has an ass that's bigger than her dad's.

Her new Gucci ad shows a big-assed posterior shot.

Huh?  She has no ass.  And why are you looking at her dad's ass?  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 20, 2021, 01:30:54 AM
Shay-O: I don't  w a n t  to be a Greg Beacon in the Matrix.
Morpheus: It doesn't matter.
   What.
   You.
   Want.
Shay-O: Son of a bitch!
Morpheus: It only matters.
    What.
   You.
  Do.
Shay-O: The fuck's the difference!?
Morpheus: A lot. The difference between eternal domination
by the  Matrix and freedom to pursue our true destiny.
Shay-O: Fuck me!
Trinity: Not now, Shay-O. Not while we are in the Matrix.
Shay-O: That's not what I meant, goddamn it!
Morpheus: Cipher! It's time!
Cipher: You got it, chief. Hold onto your knob, Greg.
Shay-O: Fuckin' drama!


So Trinity is willing to hook up.  Hmm....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 20, 2021, 02:18:39 AM
Miley Cyrus has an ass that's bigger than her dad's.

Her new Gucci ad shows a big-assed posterior shot.


She also seems to be rocking his mullet.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 20, 2021, 02:19:25 AM
So Trinity is willing to hook up.  Hmm....
Go for it Greg! Trinity’s hot!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 20, 2021, 06:49:52 AM
Go for it Greg! Trinity’s hot!

She doesn't want to in the Matrix though!  *sigh* I have a feeling she's letting me down easy for when we get out of the Matrix and it won't happen.  :-\  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 20, 2021, 07:24:30 AM
The new Lexus ads, the ones with youthful rap artists and Auto-Tune singers, suck! Instead of being a vehicle with luxury looks, they come off like a fucking comic book car. It's a fucking shame. Got to hand it to the Germans on that one, their cars don't look like the results of an acid trip.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 20, 2021, 08:00:33 AM
She doesn't want to in the Matrix though!  *sigh* I have a feeling she's letting me down easy for when we get out of the Matrix and it won't happen.  :-\  :'(
Not with that kind of attitude.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 20, 2021, 08:01:39 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on October 20, 2021, 08:56:04 AM
The new Lexus ads, the ones with youthful rap artists and Auto-Tune singers, suck! Instead of being a vehicle with luxury looks, they come off like a fucking comic book car. It's a fucking shame. Got to hand it to the Germans on that one, their cars don't look like the results of an acid trip.

+1

Asian Lexus Autobot! Transform!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on October 20, 2021, 01:48:33 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on October 20, 2021, 02:07:56 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 20, 2021, 03:21:18 PM
I can't wait to see the new Chappelle special. His last one was spot on, considering he's a Muslim I am surprised anybody is complaining about his actions.

A few minutes ago, I received an email with the subject line "NSFW watch until the end" from a friend...

I will not share the link because of extenuating circumstances, but maybe an additional search might help you find somebody who has posted it elsewhere.

It looks like an amateur video, a lot of camera handling noise, a real homemade job. This woman is going on and on "oh baby" yada yada yada...

Then, out of the blue, she starts talking with a possessed Fozzie Bear voice "fuck me!" Along with a bunch of other stuff. I was laughing so hard, I started to cough up phlegm balls from last month...

It was so unexpected...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 20, 2021, 07:04:48 PM
@bateman is this by you?

https://twitter.com/nyscanner/status/1450966437439291393

Sonata rocks!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 20, 2021, 07:07:07 PM
@bateman is this by you?

https://twitter.com/nyscanner/status/1450966437439291393

Sonata rocks!

That is like a damn cartoon come to life.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 20, 2021, 07:37:14 PM
@bateman is this by you?

https://twitter.com/nyscanner/status/1450966437439291393

Sonata rocks!

That’s gotta be a Kia or a Hyundai, so no, definitely not.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 20, 2021, 07:58:36 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 20, 2021, 08:08:49 PM
That’s gotta be a Kia or a Hyundai, so no, definitely not.

Hyundai Sonata
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 20, 2021, 08:14:15 PM
Hyundai Sonata

Gross
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 20, 2021, 09:56:29 PM


Funny, during the sequence where they had all the Democrat politicians in the snapshots, there happened to be that guy.. Colin Powell.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 20, 2021, 10:14:23 PM
Funny, during the sequence where they had all the Democrat politicians in the snapshots, there happened to be that guy.. Colin Powell.

Figures
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 20, 2021, 10:14:34 PM
When I was 18 I dated a chick with the roundest ass in the world. I mean it was not a half circle but more like 3/4 circle from the side. She was young so it was firm and not sagging despite its dimensions.  I loved it! I loved sticking my face in there and goin' to town!  One day I wondered how her farts escaped her buttocks and I was instantly turned off. Broke up with her.

Julie Nunweiler. She was real fuckin dumb too.

Hanging in the breeze?

That gap-toothed woman on Google?

I didn't want to seem stalkerish. 

@KSM - Did she actually fart or was it just an "in-case" situation?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 21, 2021, 03:06:01 AM
Hanging in the breeze?

That gap-toothed woman on Google?

I didn't want to seemingly  stalkerish

@KSM - Did she actually fart or was it just an "in-case" situation?
Too late
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 21, 2021, 04:17:52 AM
Funny, during the sequence where they had all the Democrat politicians in the snapshots, there happened to be that guy.. Colin Powell.
One of the rare times when Ralph Noory is right.

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“I don’t believe in coincidences.”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 21, 2021, 09:29:27 AM
One of the rare times when Ralph Noory is right.

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“I don’t believe in coincidences.”

I thought his name was Dave?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 21, 2021, 09:46:21 AM
I thought his name was Dave?
Jorch is a man of many names and little talent.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 21, 2021, 10:05:03 AM
I thought his name was Dave?
🎶You can call him Al. 🎶
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 21, 2021, 10:08:22 AM
He is known as customer 572657 at the Hairpiece Warehouse...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 21, 2021, 10:11:06 AM
Jorch is a man of many names and little talent.

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It looks like he's wearing lipstick.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 21, 2021, 10:11:47 AM
He is known as customer 572657 at the Hairpiece Warehouse...

LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 21, 2021, 10:17:26 AM
Hanging in the breeze?

That gap-toothed woman on Google?

I didn't want to seem stalkerish. 

@KSM - Did she actually fart or was it just an "in-case" situation?
Stalkerish? No. I tagged you.

It was a just in case situation. The bum physics as I understood them would not allow for any escape of the obnoxious gasses. And she became a little stalkerish..  didn't want to get trapped.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 21, 2021, 10:20:05 AM
It looks like he's wearing lipstick.  ;D
Date night with Tommee.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 21, 2021, 10:27:31 AM
Date night with Tommee.

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LOL  rancid things are a foot!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 21, 2021, 10:55:56 AM
Date night with Tommee.

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LOL!  The hard guy look doesn't work for them.  Tommee looks like he's stroking out at that moment.  I wonder if they go to The Blue Oyster?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 21, 2021, 11:01:09 AM
Two Asian guys walk into a bar.
Bartender say, why the same face?

 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 21, 2021, 11:05:53 AM
Stalkerish? No. I tagged you.

It was a just in case situation. The bum physics as I understood them would not allow for any escape of the obnoxious gasses. And she became a little stalkerish..  didn't want to get trapped.

I always thought the old saying was that if a woman had a gap in her front teeth she was extra horny I think that was the way Madonna justified herself at one point...  Agnetha from ABBA too... Gap+good ass...

It's all character-building stuff,the relationships we go through... That and carrying over past life experiences 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 21, 2021, 07:34:21 PM
I always thought the old saying was that if a woman had a gap in her front teeth she was extra horny I think that was the way Madonna justified herself at one point...  Agnetha from ABBA too... Gap+good ass...

It's all character-building stuff,the relationships we go through... That and carrying over past life experiences 😁
@sean92008 I heard something about the horniest chicks having a longer second toe than all the others. I had a German GF and that rang true for her.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 21, 2021, 10:15:23 PM
@sean92008 I heard something about the horniest chicks having a longer second toe than all the others. I had a German GF and that rang true for her.

I think that's called the "royal toe." (Not googling it )

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 22, 2021, 02:50:39 AM
I think that's called the "royal toe." (Not googling it )
Morton’s Toe.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 22, 2021, 08:03:50 AM
Morton’s Toe.

Interesting story of the "condition." Morton's, Greek foot or royal toe...
https://www.physio-pedia.com/Morton%27s_Toe
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 22, 2021, 08:44:08 AM
Sooo...

Kaiser Permanente is the classic example of managed healthcare. They go the cheapest route, avoid the proper diagnostics and then try to dismiss serious issues with laughable diagnoses. I've got issues, when they do an MRI of my brain and spine, there's shit happening...

My last appointment was excruciatingly comedic. My medical records actually have a notation about the likelihood that I am suffering from CTE due to my past experiences as an athlete and running into 2x4s, etc... I went in because I'm suffering from some new symptoms and what does the doctor say? Sleep apnea!

I burst out in a sarcastic laugh, got up and walked out of the office mid-sentence. They've been sending me emails trying to schedule me for a sleep clinic or whatever... The doctor says that the sleep apnea treatment could help with all my physical symptoms, it's kind of like saying that if you sleep better of you're broken arm will go away. 

I get an urgent email today saying that I need to take my booster shots for the covid vaccine because I am a high risk pre-existing condition patient. If I were such a high risk pre-existing condition patient, why didn't he check to see if that lump is a tumor, a cyst or alien space baby?

They took the liberty to schedule an appointment for me and I took the liberty to go and cancel it.

I think Kaiser is just looking for things that will make the big money. High reward, little cost treatments. Since the covid shot is government subsidized, hey no problem! Doing another contrast MRI on me, too expensive.

I hope I stroke out and go quickly. I don't want to be in one of their hospitals giving my family hope that I might survive.

They've done the same to my friends, especially when it comes to cancer treatment. They are slow to treat...

California's Obamacare program is modeled after Kaiser. They're in bed with the Marxist regime and it shows.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 22, 2021, 09:14:21 AM
Sooo...

Kaiser Permanente is the classic example of managed healthcare. They go the cheapest route, avoid the proper diagnostics and then try to dismiss serious issues with laughable diagnoses. I've got issues, when they do an MRI of my brain and spine, there's shit happening...

My last appointment was excruciatingly comedic. My medical records actually have a notation about the likelihood that I am suffering from CTE due to my past experiences as an athlete and running into 2x4s, etc... I went in because I'm suffering from some new symptoms and what does the doctor say? Sleep apnea!

I burst out in a sarcastic laugh, got up and walked out of the office mid-sentence. They've been sending me emails trying to schedule me for a sleep clinic or whatever... The doctor says that the sleep apnea treatment could help with all my physical symptoms, it's kind of like saying that if you sleep better of you're broken arm will go away. 

I get an urgent email today saying that I need to take my booster shots for the covid vaccine because I am a high risk pre-existing condition patient. If I were such a high risk pre-existing condition patient, why didn't he check to see if that lump is a tumor, a cyst or alien space baby?

They took the liberty to schedule an appointment for me and I took the liberty to go and cancel it.

I think Kaiser is just looking for things that will make the big money. High reward, little cost treatments. Since the covid shot is government subsidized, hey no problem! Doing another contrast MRI on me, too expensive.

I hope I stroke out and go quickly. I don't want to be in one of their hospitals giving my family hope that I might survive.

They've done the same to my friends, especially when it comes to cancer treatment. They are slow to treat...

California's Obamacare program is modeled after Kaiser. They're in bed with the Marxist regime and it shows.
”Managed” care = Cheapest care.  No matter the health care, you really have to be on your toes and question everything.  It’s bad enough to be a patient but I personally would never want to be a doctor or a nurse in today’s usual bureaucratic nightmare. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 22, 2021, 09:24:15 AM
”Managed” care = Cheapest care.  No matter the health care, you really have to be on your toes and question everything.  It’s bad enough to be a patient but I personally would never want to be a doctor or a nurse in today’s usual bureaucratic nightmare.

I think of doctors at Kaiser kind of like I think of accountants at the IRS. Subpar, low quality failures who can't succeed on their own.

Many baseball managers are kind of like Kaiser doctors. They do what the front office says. It's no longer about putting the guy that feels the best or is doing the best, it's all about doing what the front office wants based on a computer printout. It's all a symptom of modern society. The lack of critical thinking has taken over.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 22, 2021, 09:27:18 AM
I think of doctors at Kaiser kind of like I think of accountants at the IRS. Subpar, low quality failures who can't succeed on their own.

Many baseball managers are kind of like Kaiser doctors. They do what the front office says. It's no longer about putting the guy that feels the best or is doing the best, it's all about doing what the front office wants based on a computer printout. It's all a symptom of modern society. The lack of critical thinking has taken over.
Yep. And the doctors set at a computer, looking up CDC “guidance.”  ::)

We’ve seen how well that works.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 22, 2021, 09:34:56 AM
Sooo...

Kaiser Permanente is the classic example of managed healthcare. They go the cheapest route, avoid the proper diagnostics and then try to dismiss serious issues with laughable diagnoses. I've got issues, when they do an MRI of my brain and spine, there's shit happening...

My last appointment was excruciatingly comedic. My medical records actually have a notation about the likelihood that I am suffering from CTE due to my past experiences as an athlete and running into 2x4s, etc... I went in because I'm suffering from some new symptoms and what does the doctor say? Sleep apnea!

I burst out in a sarcastic laugh, got up and walked out of the office mid-sentence. They've been sending me emails trying to schedule me for a sleep clinic or whatever... The doctor says that the sleep apnea treatment could help with all my physical symptoms, it's kind of like saying that if you sleep better of you're broken arm will go away. 

I get an urgent email today saying that I need to take my booster shots for the covid vaccine because I am a high risk pre-existing condition patient. If I were such a high risk pre-existing condition patient, why didn't he check to see if that lump is a tumor, a cyst or alien space baby?

They took the liberty to schedule an appointment for me and I took the liberty to go and cancel it.

I think Kaiser is just looking for things that will make the big money. High reward, little cost treatments. Since the covid shot is government subsidized, hey no problem! Doing another contrast MRI on me, too expensive.

I hope I stroke out and go quickly. I don't want to be in one of their hospitals giving my family hope that I might survive.

They've done the same to my friends, especially when it comes to cancer treatment. They are slow to treat...

California's Obamacare program is modeled after Kaiser. They're in bed with the Marxist regime and it shows.
Wow.  Makes the Canadian medical system sound pretty damn good and that's a stretch from the truth. Sorry you're going through all this.

So would it be silly to ask for a 2nd (or 3rd) opinion?

Forgive me; "running into 2-4s"  What does that mean?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 22, 2021, 09:55:06 AM
Wow.  Makes the Canadian medical system sound pretty damn good and that's a stretch from the truth. Sorry you're going through all this.

So would it be silly to ask for a 2nd (or 3rd) opinion?

Forgive me; "running into 2-4s"  What does that mean?

At Kaiser, asking for a second opinion is a game of roulette... I caught a doctor new to the system, she was the one who ordered my brain and spine scans after 7 years of continual issues...

I have a list of practitioners I've dealt with in my email list through my online portal... Her name is no longer there.

Running into 2x4s... Hit with one by somebody stupidly moving around some wood and then an overhead storage structure a couple of times. Don't ask, I don't know if it's more embarrassing or infuriating. Two times I ended up on my ass and out for a bit. I've also been run over by Samoan football players multiple times. Then there was the time that I went into a concrete block structure that had a chain link fence a few inches in front of it trying to catch a foul ball. The fence gave a lot more and I hit concrete. Then there's the countless times that I played daredevil on a bicycle as a kid or rode my 10-speed in an alleyway flipping head first over the thing. I was even dropped on my head by a high schooler volunteering at my elementary school as a gang of us were roughhousing. I remember that one because I went home and slept for a very long time. Stuff adds up.

No, nobody's ever donkey punched me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 22, 2021, 09:59:53 AM


Running into 2x4s... Hit with one by somebody stupidly moving around some wood and then an overhead storage structure a couple of times. Don't ask, I don't know if it's more embarrassing or infuriating. Two times I ended up on my ass and out for a bit. I've also been run over by Samoan football players multiple times. Then there was the time that I went into a concrete block structure that had a chain link fence a few inches in front of it trying to catch a foul ball. The fence gave a lot more and I hit concrete. Then there's the countless times that I played daredevil on a bicycle as a kid or rode my 10-speed in an alleyway flipping head first over the thing. I was even dropped on my head by a high schooler volunteering at my elementary school as a gang of us were roughhousing. I remember that one because I went home and slept for a very long time. Stuff adds up.

No, nobody's ever donkey punched me.

Well ok then!
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Apologies for audibly giggling a little bit but you explained all that rather well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 22, 2021, 10:18:54 AM
Well ok then!
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Apologies for audibly giggling a little bit but you explained all that rather well.

That was a preemptive strike, the donkey punch thing.

Doh!

🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on October 25, 2021, 07:39:13 AM
Hertz orders 100,000 Model 3 electric vehicles from Tesla

DETROIT (AP) — Car rental company Hertz is ordering 100,000 electric vehicles from Tesla.

The company says it’s buying the Tesla Model 3 small cars by the end of 2022, and it also will set up its own electric vehicle charging network.

No price was given for the order, but it has to be worth around $4 billion because each Model 3 has a base price of around $40,000.

https://apnews.com/article/business-lifestyle-travel-car-rental-mark-fields-0da1c7ac07d45682cf101077b62988ab
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 25, 2021, 06:04:23 PM
Hertz orders 100,000 Model 3 electric vehicles from Tesla

DETROIT (AP) — Car rental company Hertz is ordering 100,000 electric vehicles from Tesla.

The company says it’s buying the Tesla Model 3 small cars by the end of 2022, and it also will set up its own electric vehicle charging network.

No price was given for the order, but it has to be worth around $4 billion because each Model 3 has a base price of around $40,000.

https://apnews.com/article/business-lifestyle-travel-car-rental-mark-fields-0da1c7ac07d45682cf101077b62988ab
This actually might be a move to get more used Teslas on to the market. You know, getting value shopper types interested.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 25, 2021, 06:04:51 PM
This is a really helpful graphic for those who like to clean things...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2021, 10:51:40 AM
This is a really helpful graphic for those who like to clean things...
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@sean92008  Um..  what the hell you up to? What brought all that on? Are you suddenly a heavy machine operator? New career? WTF  ???

Don't get me wrong - it's helpful stuff just in case..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on October 27, 2021, 11:55:24 AM

Well. It is Random
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 27, 2021, 12:20:15 PM
@sean92008  Um..  what the hell you up to? What brought all that on? Are you suddenly a heavy machine operator? New career? WTF  ???

Don't get me wrong - it's helpful stuff just in case..
Maybe he’s planning a hit on Dave Norway and he wants the best way to remove all the commando grease after the job.

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#12 looks like a winner.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 27, 2021, 12:37:03 PM
@sean92008  Um..  what the hell you up to? What brought all that on? Are you suddenly a heavy machine operator? New career? WTF  ???

Don't get me wrong - it's helpful stuff just in case..

Scarily enough I was looking at that very same graphic independently just the other day. in my case I want to clean up some range hood filters.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 27, 2021, 01:14:41 PM
Scarily enough I was looking at that very same graphic independently just the other day. in my case I want to clean up some range hood filters.

"Range hood filters" is code for new medication.
The drench is just not giving him the high he needs anymore.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 27, 2021, 02:14:29 PM
Scarily enough I was looking at that very same graphic independently just the other day. in my case I want to clean up some range hood filters.

Groupthink. NO COINCIDENCES!

Actually, I recently acquired a car where somebody spilled what seems like a quart or two of oil.  It had worked its way down from the oil hole to the frame a good two feet behind the engine.  I knew that Purple Power is really bad for a lot of metals...  I didn't know if Simple Green was bad or not, I haven't used it on anything but steel wheels and tires.

The SG worked well on the engine at about 90°F with my @THRUST MEATNOZZLE on "mist."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2021, 07:00:16 PM


The SG worked well on the engine at about 90°F with my @THRUST MEATNOZZLE on "mist."
Be careful. With great Thrust comes great responsibility.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 27, 2021, 08:49:34 PM
Be careful. With great Thrust comes great responsibility.  ;)
Didn't ThrustNozzle open for Spinal Tap AND the puppet show?

The band was founded by ThrustNozzle Lovepump III
Title: Meanwhile, In Hazard, Kentucky...
Post by: ItsOver on October 28, 2021, 11:52:07 AM
'NOT EDUCATION' What happened at Hazard High School and why is it trending?

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https://www.the-sun.com/news/3951071/what-happened-at-hazard-high-school/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 28, 2021, 11:59:18 AM
"Range hood filters" is code for new medication.
The drench is just not giving him the high he needs anymore.

Trade-Wind VSL 400 Series 36 Inch Cabinet Insert Hood. I am soooo high right now.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 29, 2021, 11:06:49 AM
Taking the little kids (no not ours) out for dinner tonight to a BBQ steakhouse thingy. They have a skillet double chocolate chip cookie that haunts me. Two giant tollhouse style cookies baked together in a cast iron pan and served with Smuckers chocolate syrup drizzled over top. Of course they bring it out in the hot pan that you eat out of.

Talking about chewy soft doughy chocolate chip lovable divine guck in a pan. Fuck sakes..  it is GOD! DAMED! KRYPTONITE!


PS  Hmm I realize that it sounds rather disturbing that uncle Thrust and his wife are taking little kids out for a birthday dinner. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 29, 2021, 11:12:13 AM
Taking the little kids (no not ours) out for dinner tonight to a BBQ steakhouse thingy. They have a skillet double chocolate chip cookie that haunts me. Two giant tollhouse style cookies baked together in a cast iron pan and served with Smuckers chocolate syrup drizzled over top. Of course they bring it out in the hot pan that you eat out of.

Talking about chewy soft doughy chocolate chip lovable divine guck in a pan. Fuck sakes..  it is GOD! DAMED! KRYPTONITE!


PS  Hmm I realize that it sounds rather disturbing that uncle Thrust and his wife are taking little kids out for a birthday dinner.

I am having an image of children calling you 'Uncle Thrust.'  It amuses me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 29, 2021, 11:14:17 AM


...PS  Hmm I realize that it sounds rather disturbing that uncle Thrust and his wife are taking little kids out for a birthday dinner.
You’ll get used to it after you’ve lived in Amerika for awhile.  If anyone finds it disturbing, just tell them you’re a Democrat and you’ll be good.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 29, 2021, 11:15:25 AM
You’ll get used to it after you’ve lived in Amerika for awhile.  If anyone finds it disturbing, just tell them you’re a Democrat and you’ll be good.

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That poor girl was so uncomfortable.  :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 29, 2021, 11:17:53 AM
You’ll get used to it after you’ve lived in Amerika for awhile.  If anyone finds it disturbing, just tell them you’re a Democrat and you’ll be good.

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Good Lord. Forgot aboot that one.

EEeeks  what do you suppose he's whispering in her ear??
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 29, 2021, 11:20:48 AM
Good Lord. Forgot aboot that one.

EEeeks  what do you suppose he's whispering in her ear??
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“I see nothing!  Nothing!”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 29, 2021, 11:42:15 AM
Going to a steak house and obsessing over a cookie?

@Bart Ell , can you change the name of @THRUST MEATNOZZLE to THRUST COOKIENOZZLE?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 29, 2021, 11:46:13 AM
You’ll get used to it after you’ve lived in Amerika for awhile.  If anyone finds it disturbing, just tell them you’re a Democrat and you’ll be good.

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It would be funnier if not true.

Uncle Nozzle sugars up kids, returns to parents.  A move worthy of the phallus-alluding handle.  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 29, 2021, 11:52:41 AM
Going to a steak house and obsessing over a cookie?

@Bart Ell , can you change the name of @THRUST MEATNOZZLE to THRUST COOKIENOZZLE?
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Feel The Thrust
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 29, 2021, 08:48:29 PM
Has anybody noticed a higher prevalence of mothers being depicted in prairie dresses in commercials?

Doordash and Jeep and something else I don't remember the brand they were.

I feel like I'm in Southern Nevada again. FLDS!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 29, 2021, 10:45:55 PM
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Feel The Thrust
Hypnotizing innit!
Has anybody noticed a higher prevalence of mothers being depicted in prairie dresses in commercials?

Doordash and Jeep and something else I don't remember the brand they were.

I feel like I'm in Southern Nevada again. FLDS!
@sean92008

Most of the TV ads i see are various scenarios where white women married to various other races and all the kids look to be asian/black/Martian-ish. White men do not exist. Completely transparent and laughable. They don't even try to hide it.   You're seeing Little House On The Prairie!!  ??
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 30, 2021, 12:58:19 AM
Hypnotizing innit!@sean92008

Most of the TV ads i see are various scenarios where white women married to various other races and all the kids look to be asian/black/Martian-ish. White men do not exist. Completely transparent and laughable. They don't even try to hide it.   You're seeing Little House On The Prairie!!  ??

I think that it is doordash that has been showing a lot of black only families. There's one ad where it's a black man and his dog, another where the whole family is black and they've got a white dog and then one where there's a whole bunch of different scenarios including prairie dress woman with an infant child.

Maybe the world is coming around... Women in prairie dresses turn me on. 👁️👁️
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 30, 2021, 10:44:18 PM
Humira has a white guy with a black wife and a daughter. Who said slavery ended?

Since I watch streaming TV, these commercials might also be influenced by all the porn cookies on my IP address.
😁😁😁😁
@THRUST MEATNOZZLE
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 31, 2021, 03:43:54 AM
What will it take to stop people from looking at the hand the magician is waving around and focus on the other one?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 31, 2021, 10:24:02 AM
All right boys, @THRUST MEATNOZZLE (JFC<WTH!?!?) and @sean92008: Quit it, you're being ridiculous! Where's @TigerLily to moderate?

If I didn't currently have long black stiletto nails that make typing very difficult I would verbally bitch slap both of you.  ::)
P.S. Prairie dresses have been a thing for a couple of seasons now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 31, 2021, 11:14:14 AM
All right boys, @THRUST MEATNOZZLE (JFC<WTH!?!?) and @sean92008: Quit it, you're being ridiculous! Where's @TigerLily to moderate?

If I didn't currently have long black stiletto nails that make typing very difficult I would verbally bitch slap both of you.  ::)
P.S. Prairie dresses have been a thing for a couple of seasons now.

Who would have thought that Southern Nevada and Utah would be the fashion trendsetters that they are. 😁

Presuming you have a bidet... 😲
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 31, 2021, 08:34:35 PM
Oh so tempted to go to the WalMart near Camp Pendleton... This evening... Halloween.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 31, 2021, 10:43:07 PM
Ahhh.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 31, 2021, 11:31:10 PM
Ahhh.



My sluts do that for me.  I'll send them over..    for a price of course.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 01, 2021, 09:10:31 AM
Who would have thought that Southern Nevada and Utah would be the fashion trendsetters that they are. 😁

Presuming you have a bidet... 😲
LOL That was actually funny. You been drinking?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 01, 2021, 09:14:32 AM
My sluts do that for me.  I'll send them over..    for a price of course.

Why are you covered in tics? ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 01, 2021, 12:06:33 PM
Why are you covered in tics? ???
That's a tac-y joke.

🙄🙄🙄🙄
Title: Pet Monkeys, Pole Dancers, and Texas Football
Post by: ItsOver on November 02, 2021, 06:15:48 AM
Pet monkey of Texas football coach allegedly attacks kid trick-or-treating.  And, of course, the story only gets stranger.

https://fansided.com/2021/11/01/texas-football-coach-pet-monkey-attacks-kid-trick-treating/

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Title: Re: Pet Monkeys, Pole Dancers, and Texas Football
Post by: ShayP on November 02, 2021, 06:28:01 AM
Pet monkey of Texas football coach allegedly attacks kid trick-or-treating.  And, of course, the story only gets stranger.

https://fansided.com/2021/11/01/texas-football-coach-pet-monkey-attacks-kid-trick-treating/

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'Pole assassin' is one of her social media handles.  LOL!
Title: Re: Pet Monkeys, Pole Dancers, and Texas Football
Post by: ItsOver on November 02, 2021, 06:31:13 AM
Pole assassin.  LOL!
The next C2C host?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 02, 2021, 10:32:13 AM
With only 5 knocks on the door we gave out candy to 16-18 kids. And now, as usual, we have several boxes of mini chocolate bars and small bags of Lays chips. I don't fuckin want this crap hangin' round.  She buys like it's the end of Halloween and the world is coming to our door.

fuck sakes
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 02, 2021, 10:40:02 AM
With only 5 knocks on the door we gave out candy to 16-18 kids. And now, as usual, we have several boxes of mini chocolate bars and small bags of Lays chips. I don't fuckin want this crap hangin' round.  She buys like it's the end of Halloween and the world is coming to our door.

fuck sakes

Coast to Coast AM
Premrat Radio
C/O Tom Dumbheiser
15260 Ventura Blvd Ste 300
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 02, 2021, 10:52:25 AM
Coast to Coast AM
Premrat Radio
C/O Tom Dumbheiser
15260 Ventura Blvd Ste 300
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
And Noory is such a good guy, because he tells us so, he’ll no doubt cover shipping costs. 

#AnythingForTommee
Title: Re: Pet Monkeys, Pole Dancers, and Texas Football
Post by: ItsOver on November 02, 2021, 10:54:14 AM
'Pole assassin' is one of her social media handles.  LOL!

She stole my name.

Signed

Lorena Bobbitt
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 02, 2021, 12:04:10 PM
Hahaha!

Give me a pound of candy and I will eat a pound of candy.

Give me a gallon of booze and I'll drink a gallon of booze.

Give me a pound of grapes and I'll eat a pound of grapes.

I guess I have an addictive personality. 😲

Time for the former nozzle to sell his candy to a dentist, if they do that up there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 02, 2021, 02:18:01 PM
Today in Chesterton, Indiana...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 02, 2021, 07:59:11 PM
That's a tac-y joke.

🙄🙄🙄🙄
I know. I shouldn’t make fun of his medical condition.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 02, 2021, 08:04:18 PM
I know. I shouldn’t make fun of his medical condition.  :P
Better a tic rather than saying "shit." - if it's not a Tourette saying, it should be.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 03, 2021, 11:21:50 AM
I hate rancher style homes. Sure you could make them large on a 5000sQ FT or more slab but just walking to the other end of the house would make you thirsty and you may even forget why you went way over there in the first place. I've worked several rancher style homes and although I appreciate not having stairs to deal with I always hate the layout. Not one of these residence were for a disabled person in which case I can understand why this style of home is beneficial. BUT every single one was on land, a ranch land. So I guess there's that. 

they had cows n' horses n' shit.  lottsa shit
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 05, 2021, 08:31:29 AM
@KSM, I've liked my ranch-styled homes for the distance... Working on one side when kids were asleep on the other, cats can run sprints, watch porn without the spousal unit nearby, etc. Easier to vacuum, especially with hardwood and tile, more windows than my staired homes was another plus. Plumbing through a slab... Not so good.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 05, 2021, 12:49:39 PM
Last night, I stopped by a place I have been driving by since 1984. As I approached the front door, two very beautiful womans, one of them easily over 6 feet tall in flats, walked by.

I went up to the door lady and asked about the building and the business. Beautiful place. Pretty small, but beautiful.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 05, 2021, 01:13:56 PM
Last night, I stopped by a place I have been driving by since 1984. As I approached the front door, two very beautiful womans, one of them easily over 6 feet tall in flats, walked by.

I went up to the door lady and asked about the building and the business. Beautiful place. Pretty small, but beautiful.

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How much a dance and was a lady by the name of “Pole Assassin” in attendance?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 05, 2021, 01:44:12 PM
How much a dance and was a lady by the name of “Pole Assassin” in attendance?

LMAO!!

Well done.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 05, 2021, 01:51:40 PM
How much a dance and was a lady by the name of “Pole Assassin” in attendance?
Is she a "biter?"
😲
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 05, 2021, 02:12:04 PM
How much a dance and was a lady by the name of “Pole Assassin” in attendance?
Even moreso, was the monkey there?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 05, 2021, 02:51:11 PM
Even moreso, was the monkey there?

Will they shock it after attacking that kid?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 05, 2021, 03:04:50 PM
Even moreso, was the monkey there?
Ouch!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 05, 2021, 03:06:23 PM
Is she a "biter?"
😲
”She stole my name!”

Signed
Lorena Bobbitt
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 05, 2021, 03:07:08 PM
LMAO!!

Well done.  ;D
That story will never get old.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 05, 2021, 03:46:52 PM
@KSM, I've liked my ranch-styled homes for the distance... Working on one side when kids were asleep on the other, cats can run sprints, watch porn without the spousal unit nearby, etc. Easier to vacuum, especially with hardwood and tile, more windows than my staired homes was another plus. Plumbing through a slab... Not so good.
Are you a former rancher yourself? @sean92008 You seem like a city guy.  Unless you had livestock you cannot occupy a rancher style home. That's the law!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 05, 2021, 04:14:58 PM
Are you a former rancher yourself? @sean92008 You seem like a city guy.  Unless you had livestock you cannot occupy a rancher style home. That's the law!
Is livestock code for a large partner?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 05, 2021, 04:20:33 PM
Is livestock code for a large partner?
If she swallows, I don't care what size...

Are you a former rancher yourself? @sean92008 You seem like a city guy.  Unless you had livestock you cannot occupy a rancher style home. That's the law!

Ranch-stype homes are common around here. Is "rancher" a different style of home altogether?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 05, 2021, 06:51:34 PM


Ranch-stype homes are common around here. Is "rancher" a different style of home altogether?
No.  I was just hoping you were familiar with the ranch/farm life.  Never mind. It won't work now but you almost won..
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As I approached the front door, two very beautiful womans, one of them easily over 6 feet tall in flats, walked by.

I like when women relax and wear flats. But not with nylons. Coz when they come off..  the air can get a little.. oogy.. and they don't taste all that good either ;D
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hahahahahaha
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 05, 2021, 07:06:05 PM
hahahahahaha
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Thanks for that. @KSM   >:(  :P  You know I have PTSD.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 05, 2021, 07:31:26 PM
No.  I was just hoping you were familiar with the ranch/farm life.  Never mind. It won't work now but you almost won..
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I like when women relax and wear flats. But not with nylons. Coz when they come off..  the air can get a little.. oogy.. and they don't taste all that good either ;D
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hahahahahaha
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Ick... put a shoe on that nasty looking thing.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 05, 2021, 08:19:44 PM
Wow...
You guys are running amuck in here again. Everyone take a shower and meet back in twenty. Also, a quiet meditation to cleanse your minds wouldn't hurt. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 05, 2021, 08:24:16 PM
Wow...
You guys are running amuck in here again. Everyone take a shower and meet back in twenty. Also, a quiet meditation to cleanse your minds wouldn't hurt.

Will do! @PolkaDot  We like to stay clean and have fun.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 05, 2021, 08:28:26 PM
Will do! @PolkaDot  We like to stay clean and have fun.

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Hmmm, maybe you should tray a rain shower head if you're all going to congregate like that @ShayP . Never mind, I'll just grab the hose
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 05, 2021, 09:23:17 PM
Hmmm, maybe you should tray a rain shower head if you're all going to congregate like that @ShayP . Never mind, I'll just grab the hose
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LOL!!! @PolkaDot   
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 05, 2021, 09:35:11 PM
No.  I was just hoping you were familiar with the ranch/farm life.  Never mind. It won't work now but you almost won..
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I like when women relax and wear flats. But not with nylons. Coz when they come off..  the air can get a little.. oogy.. and they don't taste all that good either ;D
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hahahahahaha
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Yet another post demonstrating why I am The Best!

NUMBER 1 ONE UNO



FUCKIN GROSS, MAN!
Will do! @PolkaDot  We like to stay clean and have fun.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 06, 2021, 04:41:15 AM
Never mind, I'll just grab the hose

Which one?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 06, 2021, 12:42:56 PM
Which one?
LOL You're as bad as the rest of them!
Thanks for the giggle.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 06, 2021, 12:44:51 PM
I really don't understand what's happening here:

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 06, 2021, 05:18:04 PM
Yet another post demonstrating why I am The Best!
FUCKIN GROSS, MAN!

Yeah. @KSM  Better than that foot you posted.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 06, 2021, 05:19:40 PM
I really don't understand what's happening here:

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I can't comprehend it either.  I regret looking at that.   WTF?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 06, 2021, 05:21:24 PM
I can't comprehend it either.  I regret looking at that.   WTF?

The far left panel, is that a tick removal?
Title: Re: Pet Monkeys, Pole Dancers, and Texas Football
Post by: ItsOver on November 06, 2021, 07:26:21 PM
Pet monkey of Texas football coach allegedly attacks kid trick-or-treating.  And, of course, the story only gets stranger.

https://fansided.com/2021/11/01/texas-football-coach-pet-monkey-attacks-kid-trick-treating/

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At the Texas game today.  ;D

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Title: Re: Pet Monkeys, Pole Dancers, and Texas Football
Post by: sean92008 on November 06, 2021, 07:49:37 PM
At the Texas game today.  ;D

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Is that called a Rorschach test? I see hot monkey love!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 06, 2021, 08:02:38 PM
Yeah. @KSM  Better than that foot you posted.
Redhead from Madmen agrees.   :o
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Title: Re: Pet Monkeys, Pole Dancers, and Texas Football
Post by: JUAN on November 07, 2021, 05:59:38 AM
At the Texas game today.  ;D

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That’s hilarious.  sNoory should interview Pole Assassin.
How did you become a pole assassin?
What did poles do to you?
Can I touch your monkey?
Title: Re: Pet Monkeys, Pole Dancers, and Texas Football
Post by: ItsOver on November 07, 2021, 06:14:05 AM
That’s hilarious.  sNoory should interview Pole Assassin.
How did you become a pole assassin?
What did poles do to you?
Can I touch your monkey?
What kind of poles do you assassinate?
Is the mob involved?
Did yeeewww know I wuz the last guy to interview Jimmy Hoffa?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 07, 2021, 06:27:31 AM
What Pole angered you? I always admired Letch Valesa.  Do you plan to assassinate him?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 07, 2021, 07:34:01 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 07, 2021, 08:10:22 AM
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Ha!  Nice.  ;D. I’d forgotten about that routine.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 07, 2021, 08:30:51 AM
Redhead from Madmen agrees.   :o
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Why do you hate me?  :-\  :'(



 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 07, 2021, 08:38:53 AM
Ha!  Nice.  ;D. I’d forgotten about that routine.

Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 07, 2021, 10:06:24 AM
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!

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Yes.  Yes, indeed.  Oh, the unbridled frivolity.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 07, 2021, 03:19:04 PM
The far left panel, is that a tick removal?
Chigger maybe?
*barf*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 07, 2021, 03:20:46 PM
Why do you hate me?  :-\  :'(



 ;D
To be fair no one likes bunions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 07, 2021, 03:49:32 PM
To be fair no one likes bunions.
So Shay is a bunion? That is what you're insinuating!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 07, 2021, 04:06:43 PM
I am all alone until Thursday. The She is in Washington greeting her new crew of debutantes and pro's alike.  BTE google DUO sucks too as she just TRIED to give me a virtual tour of the new house. The ceilings are quite tall and things echoed like fuck. The video kept cutting out on the important parts IE the parts I plan on claiming like the den, large bonus room and the garage of course.  Yard is not huge but just big enough to enjoy. A far cry from what I've had to maintain not only here but at the other house on 2.5 acres. I will not miss all the extra blades of grass to stress over as this will be a cakewalk. No more snow to shovel..  :'(  My beloved White Christmases?.. doubtful but it is the experience had within the house I guess and not what is on the ground. Nevertheless I am taking the snow shovels and scoop for when it does snow and I come off like a bloody hero when I and my ample snow removal supplies can save the neighborhood.  It will be interesting to watch all the other houses get bought up as they too are finished and then marketed for sale.  A damn good local builder so that feels good.

Can't wait to sing in those showers.. faaawwwk me  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 07, 2021, 05:06:43 PM
Are you planning to take the long way around so you can claim the $450,000?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 07, 2021, 05:49:15 PM
To be fair no one likes bunions.

I don't like feet!  I had women try to make me do things with their feet.  It was emotionally painful.  No means no.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 07, 2021, 06:08:30 PM
I don't like feet!  I had women try to make me do things with their feet.  It was emotionally painful.  No means no.
LOL
No means NO.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 07, 2021, 06:44:40 PM
Are you planning to take the long way around so you can claim the $450,000?
Absolutely no idea what you're on about. 450 won't even get you a treehouse in that state.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 12, 2021, 09:17:30 AM
Happy birthday Charles Manson.

😲

Too soon?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 12, 2021, 09:20:00 AM
Happy birthday Charles Manson.

😲

Too soon?
Is he the guy from the lumber company? The publishers clearinghouse commercials with that Clark fellow? @sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 12, 2021, 11:28:51 AM
Happy birthday Charles Manson.

😲

Too soon?

The BEATLES brought the cake.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 13, 2021, 01:03:25 AM
The BEATLES brought the cake.
 -

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That is classic!

In my random confessions...

I like pineapple on pizza
and
I like ketchup on fried chicken and rice.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 13, 2021, 02:21:03 AM
The BEATLES brought the cake.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 13, 2021, 06:41:33 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 14, 2021, 10:39:49 AM
These little 2oz. skulls were once filled with Dan Akroyd Crystal Head Vodka.   I have the large 26oz skulls as well and they make for great bookends but you must fill them with water once you have emptied them in the most natural and organic way. @Camazotz Automat perhaps you would like some bookends?

I will now make Salt & Pepper shakers of them. You can clearly see how easy it will be. I was going to use pink Himalayan salt but @PolkaDot reminded me of my contempt for paki's and such and she also asked why I would mess with the classic black and white theme. She's right, for once, so fine sea salt (white) it is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 14, 2021, 11:56:23 AM
These little 2oz. skulls were once filled with Dan Akroyd Crystal Head Vodka.   I have the large 26oz skulls as well and they make for great bookends but you must fill them with water once you have emptied them in the most natural and organic way. @Camazotz Automat perhaps you would like some bookends?

I will now make Salt & Pepper shakers of them. You can clearly see how easy it will be. I was going to use pink Himalayan salt but @PolkaDot reminded me of my contempt for paki's and such and she also asked why I would mess with the classic black and white theme. She's right, for once, so fine sea salt (white) it is.

@KSM

The salt pepper idea is perfect.

I do have ONE of the big skulls.  I don't need any bookends, but you have motivated me to dig mine out of packing and make it visible. I will also weight it with water. Good idea. Lessen chance of it getting knocked off the desk/table!

I have  to agree with @PolkaDot  , the bright white will look great in Skull City. Heh heh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 14, 2021, 12:44:02 PM
These little 2oz. skulls were once filled with Dan Akroyd Crystal Head Vodka.   I have the large 26oz skulls as well and they make for great bookends but you must fill them with water once you have emptied them in the most natural and organic way. @Camazotz Automat perhaps you would like some bookends?

I will now make Salt & Pepper shakers of them. You can clearly see how easy it will be. I was going to use pink Himalayan salt but @PolkaDot reminded me of my contempt for paki's and such and she also asked why I would mess with the classic black and white theme. She's right, for once, so fine sea salt (white) it is.
Darling, I'm nearly ALWAYS right. Let that be a lesson for you.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 14, 2021, 06:15:53 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1460067716379906053
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 14, 2021, 06:23:50 PM
Darling, I'm nearly ALWAYS right. Let that be a lesson for you.  ;D
They work and they look great, even somewhat intriguing as they look out like gargoyles from atop the back of the stove. I sent you a picture of them. It is important to make the holes just the right size and with only a 1/2" area to play with I was careful to strategically place only five of them in each lid.  @PolkaDot

Only problem was that after I completed them, filled with S&P and sealed I didn't have anything to season as I had already eaten pussy dinner so I was basically forced to season (to taste) the palm of my hand.
Result: MMmmm I'm goood.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 14, 2021, 06:30:20 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1460067716379906053
Black guy walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "why the same face"

Works better when he says it to Asian dudes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 14, 2021, 07:44:17 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1460067716379906053

That guy looks familiar!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 14, 2021, 09:04:36 PM
Even the closed captioning on Hill Street Blues is racist...
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That wasn't Washington speaking, it was Bobby Hill.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 15, 2021, 09:58:48 AM
There was a fart on SOR.

https://www.tiktok.com/@spacedoutradio/video/7030658623109942533?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6892966795548968454&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0 (https://www.tiktok.com/@spacedoutradio/video/7030658623109942533?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6892966795548968454&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 15, 2021, 12:03:59 PM
There was a fart on SOR.

https://www.tiktok.com/@spacedoutradio/video/7030658623109942533?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6892966795548968454&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0 (https://www.tiktok.com/@spacedoutradio/video/7030658623109942533?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6892966795548968454&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0)
That was Lynn.

I hope Dave addresses this issue.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 15, 2021, 07:46:09 PM
They work and they look great, even somewhat intriguing as they look out like gargoyles from atop the back of the stove. I sent you a picture of them. It is important to make the holes just the right size and with only a 1/2" area to play with I was careful to strategically place only five of them in each lid.  @PolkaDot

Only problem was that after I completed them, filled with S&P and sealed I didn't have anything to season as I had already eaten pussy dinner so I was basically forced to season (to taste) the palm of my hand.
Result:
MMmmm I'm goood.  :P

Sigh. Another TWO reasons your wife shouldn’t have left you to your own…deviceses.  Shall I phone her to recommend a welfare check on you @KSM ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 15, 2021, 09:58:23 PM
Sigh. Another TWO reasons your wife shouldn’t have left you to your own…deviceses.  Shall I phone her to recommend a welfare check on you @KSM ?
You know I love ya darling, but..  "deviceses" ?  You forfeit the right to take me to task.

But seriously now; Her "welfare" calls are nightly as I do laundry and paint my nails. OooP  she's calling now, I better scoot!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 15, 2021, 10:30:40 PM
I heard something today on the Kyle Rittenhouse coverage from the judge. I also heard it in a recent court action that I was involved in.

So, what did I hear?

"Split the baby."

I was suing for royalties going back to 2012. The judge was ruling that I kind of screwed myself, but I didn't deserve to be totally screwed. So they decided to "split the baby."

I lost out on a lot of money. The lesson learned with that is never go to a cheap-assed lawyer at the beginning. If their office doesn't have matching furniture, walk the fuck out and find some law office that looks like they make money hand over fist. Those are the evil assholes you want on your side biting your enemies' balls off. No mercy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 16, 2021, 05:17:19 AM
There was a fart on SOR.

I see 3.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 16, 2021, 04:20:01 PM
Apparently miso soup is meant to be sipped right from the bowl? You are considered a savage should you use a spoon. Well who's the fucking savage? The guy sucking and slurping out of the bowl at the table or me with my class, manners, and spoon!

When I was in Charm/Finishing school they did not cover miso soup.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 16, 2021, 04:40:29 PM
Apparently miso soup is meant to be sipped right from the bowl? You are considered a savage should you use a spoon. Well who's the fucking savage? The guy sucking and slurping out of the bowl at the table or me with my class, manners, and spoon!

When I was in Charm/Finishing school they did not cover miso soup.

A good woman would help you partake of miso...

On her knees!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 17, 2021, 11:28:49 PM
... what's up with Amazon? Starting this week, I have had three shipments not show up on their expected day. Actually, got refunds on two shipments, one arriving after they issued a refund for it, but I get to keep it.

I am hoping my last shipment that is late doesn't show up for a couple of more days. They offer a refund if it's too late. Since it's about $300, Please be late!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on November 18, 2021, 08:51:33 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 18, 2021, 09:50:09 PM

This is completely unacceptable!  Beaver imagery should be limited to below the belt!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 19, 2021, 02:47:08 PM
Am I alone in that I don't want the aliens to be friendly?  Ruins the whole thing for me if their nice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 19, 2021, 03:50:28 PM
they’re
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 19, 2021, 04:02:13 PM
they’re

He speaks Canadia.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 19, 2021, 04:58:06 PM
they’re
I am aware of that, and to think this is coming from a guy who doesn't know to begin his own name with a capital letter..

He speaks Canadia.
And YOU sean, [/i](small s) don't have a leg to stand on in such matters. By God, you should consider a proof reader for your mental meanderings.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 19, 2021, 05:18:43 PM

And YOU sean, [/i](small s) don't have a leg to stand on in such matters. By God, you should consider a proof reader for your mental meanderings.

That was an allusion to Heather calling out to her fans in Canadia.
🙄🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 19, 2021, 05:23:19 PM
Watching nephews and nieces in a Japanese school music recital online...  Had a quick thought to treat my future ex with some hardcore porn as an "accident..."  Then thought "why bother" it would only be funny to me. I lost my edginess.

Eh...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 19, 2021, 05:38:07 PM
That was an allusion to Heather calling out to her fans in Canadia.
🙄🙄🙄🙄
How am I to know that? Is she still on the air?  WTF  Where? @sean92008 Could be very entertaining.

Watching nephews and nieces in a Japanese school music recital online...  Had a quick thought to treat my future ex with some hardcore porn as an "accident..."  Then thought "why bother" it would only be funny to me. I lost my edginess.

Eh...
You got alot going on there.

Future X  :o ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 19, 2021, 11:03:25 PM
Watching nephews and nieces in a Japanese school music recital online...  Had a quick thought to treat my future ex with some hardcore porn as an "accident..."  Then thought "why bother" it would only be funny to me. I lost my edginess.

Eh...
Lucky her
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 19, 2021, 11:08:47 PM
Lucky her
.
She's a peach. Privileged family, servants, money.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 19, 2021, 11:10:17 PM
.
She's a peach. Privileged family, servants, money.
You picked her. Was it a surprise?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 20, 2021, 04:52:54 AM
I am aware of that, and to think this is coming from a guy who doesn't know to begin his own name with a capital letter..
Does my username meet your approval now?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 20, 2021, 07:40:39 AM
You picked her. Was it a surprise?
Yes!

After the ring went on, she went from super freak "let's do it on video in public" to the chairwoman of the abstain from sex and nudity is only for perverts councils.

I was actually warned about girls from Japanese "society" being wild and free until "business" (marriage). An ex-girlfriend told me that pre-marriage, I thought she was just jealous... Doh!

All of my money went into our community property shared account and hers, well, didn't.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 20, 2021, 09:00:47 AM
          "I will teach you the meaning of community property, you thankless bitch."

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 20, 2021, 09:11:03 AM
          "I will teach you the meaning of community property, you thankless bitch."

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I like!


ZillaGod
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 20, 2021, 09:40:41 AM
Does my username meet your approval now?
@JUAN Well played, sir.  To be serious - I have always wondered even since CoastGab days why you were all lower case. Sort of bothered me, but that's my problem. Now that you are all CAPS it's almost like yelling "JUAN, there's a crocodile sneaking up on you!"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 20, 2021, 10:10:48 AM
It would be an alligator around here.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 20, 2021, 11:15:57 AM
It would be an alligator around here.
Semantics while a giant man eating prehistoric lizard is bearing down on you? Wow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 20, 2021, 09:32:44 PM
I hear coyotes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 20, 2021, 10:14:10 PM
I hear coyotes.

I will be hearing Coyote in about an hour.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 21, 2021, 10:44:49 AM
Oh. My. Goodness.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 21, 2021, 11:41:14 AM
Oh. My. Goodness.

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Caused by tit twerking?
🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 21, 2021, 02:55:02 PM
Has anybody noticed the number of avenues that free NFL games can be viewed online with?

I remember when I used to have to use a Russian website picking up a Slingbox signal of an over-the-air game.  It was something like 144 resolution.

Now, I can stream any number of games from any number of sources. Yahoo, I think Netflix and Amazon Prime even offer that, if I am not mistaken.

Not that I watch, it is just funny that they are giving away their product right now. I guess they should remain kneeling after the national anthem to make a prayer to get their fanbase back.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 21, 2021, 11:38:02 PM
Caused by tit twerking?
🙄🙄🙄
That is so fucking stupid. C'mon. You're slightly better than that and you know it.       These sardines are delicious.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 22, 2021, 04:16:04 AM
Why have the space aliens stopped, or greatly cut down on, alien abductions? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on November 22, 2021, 04:43:52 AM
Why have the space aliens stopped, or greatly cut down on, alien abductions?

Space aliens don't need to abduct people from this planet.  They already know everything there is to know about life here on Earth.  Even, sad to say, the aliens from the Orion sector.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 22, 2021, 07:20:32 AM
I will be hearing Coyote in about an hour.
:D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 22, 2021, 07:24:43 AM
Oh. My. Goodness.

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Hmmm, I don't know about this.  :-\ I'll have to do some "research" and get back to you @KSM.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 22, 2021, 07:31:35 AM
Why have the space aliens stopped, or greatly cut down on, alien abductions?

Personalities geared towards faking an abduction, NDE, etc., now get their fame through social media.

Case in point...  Falkie.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 22, 2021, 07:34:36 AM
Personalities geared towards faking an abduction, NDE, etc., now get their fame through social media.

Case in point...  Falkie.

I was listening to an old Art last night and a young (14 maybe?) boy called in and said he wanted to be abducted by aliens. Art scared the hell out of him with: they tie you to a table and probe you with 7 inch needles! Have you ever seen a seven inch needle?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 22, 2021, 07:42:58 AM
I've just drank 20 oz of Wide Eye coffee, not eaten breakfast, and now have a workout to do that I'm not particularly looking forward to but am going to do anyway. Recipe for disaster? Possibly....but here I go...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 22, 2021, 07:46:24 AM
Oh My God!! Everything about this clickacy cracks me up. LOL.
....oh man....I should NOT have had that coffee.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 22, 2021, 07:51:18 AM
I've just drank 20 oz of Wide Eye coffee, not eaten breakfast, and now have a workout to do that I'm not particularly looking forward to but am going to do anyway. Recipe for disaster? Possibly....but here I go...
Being a coffee achiever is nothing to be scoffed at

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 22, 2021, 08:58:24 AM
I've just drank 20 oz of Wide Eye coffee, not eaten breakfast...
Hmmm, priorities, priorities.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 22, 2021, 10:02:07 AM
Hmmm, priorities, priorities.

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By golly that looks spectacular. I would opt for thick cut bacon and swap the wonder bread white toast to rye.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 22, 2021, 11:14:05 AM
By golly that looks spectacular. I would opt for thick cut bacon and swap the wonder bread white toast to rye.
Sure.  The thin bacon is fine with me, but I want it crispy, with wheat toast and hash browns scattered with onions, over easy eggs.  I’ll have to say the local WH has mighty tasty bacon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 22, 2021, 11:16:52 AM
Do they have WH in BC?  What about Seattle.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 22, 2021, 11:21:54 AM
Sure.  The thin bacon is fine with me, but I want it crispy, with wheat toast and hash browns scattered with onions, over easy eggs.  I’ll have to say the local WH has mighty tasty bacon.

I'm with you on the hash browns. Hopefully the onions are diced quite small and uniform.
Over easy is fine too. I get in weird egg moods and sometimes want them poached. I make fantastic sunny side up eggs in a 5" pan and they slide onto the plate looking like they're out of a magazine. Not to mention that for three years now we've had farm eggs delivered right to the door.

Crispy bacon huh..  hmm. Not a fan of the crispy thin bacon. Hmm  maybe I want ham or sausages..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 22, 2021, 11:27:46 AM
Sure.  The thin bacon is fine for me, but I want it crispy, with wheat toast and hash browns scattered with onions, over easy eggs.  I’ll have to say the local WH has mighty tasty bacon.

I miss Waffle House.  None where I live now.   They used to have a cheese steak sandwich on Texas toast.  That was yummy.  With a side of hash browns...smothered, covered, peppered and capped.   Side of chili too.  Maybe some scrambled eggs with cheese.  Yes...all in one sitting.  I still wonder why I gained so much weight as I got older?  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 22, 2021, 11:29:31 AM
Do they have WH in BC?  What about Seattle.
Sorry, no such luck.

https://locations.wafflehouse.com/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 22, 2021, 11:30:49 AM
I miss Waffle House.  None where I live now.   They used to have a cheese steak sandwich on Texas toast.  That was yummy.  With a side of hash browns...smothered, covered, peppered and capped.   Side of chili too.  Maybe some scrambled eggs with cheese.  I still wonder why I gained so much weight as I got older?  ;)
Oh, yeah, they still do Texas toast.  I think it’s a state law in my area.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 22, 2021, 11:31:31 AM
Do they have WH in BC?  What about Seattle.
Denny's ugh, or we make them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 22, 2021, 11:39:04 AM
I'm with you on the hash browns. Hopefully the onions are diced quite small and uniform.
Over easy is fine too. I get in weird egg moods and sometimes want them poached. I make fantastic sunny side up eggs in a 5" pan and they slide onto the plate looking like they're out of a magazine. Not to mention that for three years now we've had farm eggs delivered right to the door.

Crispy bacon huh..  hmm. Not a fan of the crispy thin bacon. Hmm  maybe I want ham or sausages..
The local WH does excellent hash browns, with small, diced onions.  I go back and forth between over easy and scrambled.  I’d love to go with sunny side up or poached but either option seems to require more patience and skill than the usually busy WH possesses to do them right.

A good man knows the limitations of his preferred greasy spoon.  ;)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 22, 2021, 11:42:51 AM
If you have a similar experience to what I had dealing with some reports at a former job, you would want well-done/dry scrambled eggs every time...
🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 22, 2021, 11:50:42 AM
...I get in weird egg moods...

That tickled me.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 22, 2021, 08:01:58 PM
:D


@PolkaDot

This was an enjoyable podcast & about as pro-coyote you will ever hear and gave some trivia on the famous/infamous Trickster covering:  mundane, mythical, & mystical.

A very recent Desert Oracle Radio  episode:
Huehuecoyotl & the Canine Gods. 28 mins.

Recommended.  I just now listened to it, so am vouching in real time.

(I also always love the  ambient soundtrack that varies with each episode.)

https://omny.fm/shows/desert-oracle-radio/huehuecoyotl-the-canine-gods?in_playlist=desert-oracle-radio!podcast (https://omny.fm/shows/desert-oracle-radio/huehuecoyotl-the-canine-gods?in_playlist=desert-oracle-radio!podcast)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 23, 2021, 08:26:44 AM
Intruder response kicked in...

I have the TV turned up a bit, listening to some news for the first time in ages and suddenly, while the news report is still going on, I hear a voice saying things I don't understand...  My chest tensed up and I grabbed two knives.

Stepped towards the entryways and notice that my Fox News YouTube stream whose audio was still running was preempted by a Russian gamer. (His audio was louder, both of them running concurrently was very confusing.)

I should probably have a gun in the kitchen. Right?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 23, 2021, 08:29:19 AM
Loaded.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on November 23, 2021, 09:06:00 AM
Intruder response kicked in...

I have the TV turned up a bit, listening to some news for the first time in ages and suddenly, while the news report is still going on, I hear a voice saying things I don't understand...  My chest tensed up and I grabbed two knives.

Stepped towards the entryways and notice that my Fox News YouTube stream whose audio was still running was preempted by a Russian gamer. (His audio was louder, both of them running concurrently was very confusing.)

I should probably have a gun in the kitchen. Right?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 23, 2021, 10:33:30 AM
The local WH does excellent hash browns, with small, diced onions.  I go back and forth between over easy and scrambled.  I’d love to go with sunny side up or poached but either option seems to require more patience and skill than the usually busy WH possesses to do them right.

A good man knows the limitations of his preferred greasy spoon.  ;)

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HAH!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 23, 2021, 07:29:44 PM
Had to purchase some moving boxes for some of my guitars and other things I don't want the movers handling. Boxes and bubble wrap that I am trying to resist popping. Hundreds of thousands of tiny bubbles to pop on the other end. The roll is hundreds of feet long and is 30" wide.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 23, 2021, 07:54:53 PM
Had to purchase some moving boxes for some of my guitars and other things I don't want the movers handling. Boxes and bubble wrap that I am trying to resist popping. Hundreds of thousands of tiny bubbles to pop on the other end. The roll is hundreds of feet long and is 30" wide.
Stabilize any mahogany necks!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 08:09:12 PM
Intruder response kicked in...

I have the TV turned up a bit, listening to some news for the first time in ages and suddenly, while the news report is still going on, I hear a voice saying things I don't understand...  My chest tensed up and I grabbed two knives.

I should probably have a gun in the kitchen. Right?

Two knives?  :o   Just keep a 12 inch Victorinox Forschner with a Rosewood handle on hand.  It's Michael Myers approved.  :D

Keep a gun in your bathroom.  Trust me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 08:14:18 PM
Had to purchase some moving boxes for some of my guitars and other things I don't want the movers handling. Boxes and bubble wrap that I am trying to resist popping. Hundreds of thousands of tiny bubbles to pop on the other end. The roll is hundreds of feet long and is 30" wide.

I have an image of you staying up all night with bloodshot eyes, drinking Scotch, and popping bubble wrap.  Sort of siting like a grandma in an easy chair knitting, but it's bubble wrap.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 23, 2021, 08:23:30 PM
I have an image of you staying up all night with bloodshot eyes, drinking Scotch, and popping bubble wrap.  Sort of siting like a grandma in an easy chair knitting, but it's bubble wrap.
”Shot 1, pop 2, Shot 2, pop 3...”

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 08:27:18 PM
”Shot 1, pop 2, Shot 2, pop 3...”

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LOL!!!  The things I like about that Rosey Greer image are the cursive 'for men', and the look he gives.  It's almost like "Oh, do you have a problem with this?"   No Rosey, I don't.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 23, 2021, 08:35:12 PM
Had to purchase some moving boxes for some of my guitars and other things I don't want the movers handling. Boxes and bubble wrap that I am trying to resist popping. Hundreds of thousands of tiny bubbles to pop on the other end. The roll is hundreds of feet long and is 30" wide.

@KSM

I am curious if these pop-it fidgets come anywhere close to the satisfaction of popping bubble wrap.

Usually, they are brightly colored for kids and autism therapy, but I came across a stealth black version. (Three dollars cheaper because it is "undesirable," but actually the coolest color!)

I haven't decided if I'm going to get one, but I am intrigued.

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B097PB26DC/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B097PB26DC/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 08:37:53 PM
@KSM

I am curious if these pop-it fidgets come anywhere close to the satisfaction of popping bubble wrap.

Usually, they are brightly colored for kids and autism therapy, but I came across a stealth black version. (Three dollars cheaper because it is "undesirable," but actually the coolest color!)

I haven't decided if I'm going to get one, but I am intrigued.

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B097PB26DC/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B097PB26DC/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1)

The answer is 'no', and don't impulse buy.

*I know you were addressing KSM but I felt the need.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 23, 2021, 08:44:21 PM
The answer is 'no', and don't impulse buy.

*I know you were addressing KSM but I felt the need.

Thanks, mate.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 24, 2021, 03:07:39 AM
All ass is God-given ass but only the special few look like they are God-given.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 24, 2021, 04:27:28 AM
Only pop left to right, each row sequentially.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 24, 2021, 09:14:48 AM
LOL!!!  The things I like about that Rosey Greer image are the cursive 'for men', and the look he gives.  It's almost like "Oh, do you have a problem with this?"   No Rosey, I don't.
Heh, heh... yep.  Don’t be messing with Rosey.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2021, 09:27:02 AM

@PolkaDot

This was an enjoyable podcast & about as pro-coyote you will ever hear and gave some trivia on the famous/infamous Trickster covering:  mundane, mythical, & mystical.

A very recent Desert Oracle Radio  episode:
Huehuecoyotl & the Canine Gods. 28 mins.

Recommended.  I just now listened to it, so am vouching in real time.

(I also always love the  ambient soundtrack that varies with each episode.)

https://omny.fm/shows/desert-oracle-radio/huehuecoyotl-the-canine-gods?in_playlist=desert-oracle-radio!podcast (https://omny.fm/shows/desert-oracle-radio/huehuecoyotl-the-canine-gods?in_playlist=desert-oracle-radio!podcast)

Hmmm, I'll check it out. I LOVE to hate on the Hippies and their wild ways  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2021, 09:28:04 AM
All ass is God-given ass but only the special few look like they are God-given.
And it's damn hard work.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2021, 09:29:22 AM
@KSM

I am curious if these pop-it fidgets come anywhere close to the satisfaction of popping bubble wrap.

Usually, they are brightly colored for kids and autism therapy, but I came across a stealth black version. (Three dollars cheaper because it is "undesirable," but actually the coolest color!)

I haven't decided if I'm going to get one, but I am intrigued.

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B097PB26DC/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B097PB26DC/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1)

They gave these to the kids at school....I was wondering what the hell it was good for. Maybe the world's smallest icecubes?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 24, 2021, 09:49:20 AM
@KSM

I am curious if these pop-it fidgets come anywhere close to the satisfaction of popping bubble wrap.

Usually, they are brightly colored for kids and autism therapy, but I came across a stealth black version. (Three dollars cheaper because it is "undesirable," but actually the coolest color!)

I haven't decided if I'm going to get one, but I am intrigued.

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B097PB26DC/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B097PB26DC/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1)

I must be honest. It reminds me of a Alien Egg carton from the first movie. Perhaps the HR Giger packing wrap design? @Camazotz Automat
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 24, 2021, 08:09:55 PM
I must be honest. It reminds me of a Alien Egg carton from the first movie. Perhaps the HR Giger packing wrap design? @Camazotz Automat

@KSM

Nothing says autism therapy quite like a swarm of face huggers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 24, 2021, 08:16:12 PM
They gave these to the kids at school....I was wondering what the hell it was good for. Maybe the world's smallest icecubes?

@PolkaDot

Actually, Mizz Polka, apparently it is a newfangled Post-It Notes dispenser.

( Doh! I parodied myself. That smarts like a blue streaked .... )
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 24, 2021, 11:53:39 PM
@KSM

Nothing says autism therapy quite like a swarm of face huggers.

..Could the case be made that they were not hugging the face but rather doing/performing something a little more sinister and or perhaps primal?  @Camazotz Automat

I mean like naughty stuff  :-[

IF THIS EGG'S A ROCKIN' DON'T COME A' KNOCKIN'! 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 25, 2021, 05:33:36 AM
@KSM

Nothing says autism therapy quite like a swarm of face huggers.
Heh, heh... it definitely gets your attention.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 25, 2021, 11:15:59 AM
Lawyer just chewed me out. OUR LAWYER! I simply called to perhaps set up a date next week to sign closing papers ETC and she very sternly told me to leave it all up to her and that had told me the same thing two weeks ago! $200. to get chewed out for a solid 40 seconds.

GEEEZ MAN!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 25, 2021, 12:18:42 PM
Lawyer just chewed me out. OUR LAWYER! I simply called to perhaps set up a date next week to sign closing papers ETC and she very sternly told me to leave it all up to her and that had told me the same thing two weeks ago! $200. to get chewed out for a solid 40 seconds.

GEEEZ MAN!
Maybe she's been told you're a moderator on EllGab and doesn't want to leave anything to chance... 😁

Happy American Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 25, 2021, 12:45:28 PM
Lawyer just chewed me out. OUR LAWYER! I simply called to perhaps set up a date next week to sign closing papers ETC and she very sternly told me to leave it all up to her and that had told me the same thing two weeks ago! $200. to get chewed out for a solid 40 seconds.

GEEEZ MAN!

@KSM

Being the generous and forgiving soul that you are, maybe it is time to show your attorney that you hold no grudge against her / her behavior and so gift her with a full dozen carton of Giger eggs?

Sometimes you just have to give!  :D

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 25, 2021, 01:22:27 PM
Lawyer just chewed me out. OUR LAWYER! I simply called to perhaps set up a date next week to sign closing papers ETC and she very sternly told me to leave it all up to her and that had told me the same thing two weeks ago! $200. to get chewed out for a solid 40 seconds.

GEEEZ MAN!
You’d get better rates with a Dominatrix @KSM .
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on November 25, 2021, 01:27:30 PM
You’d get better rates with a Dominatrix @KSM .

He still wouldn’t last 40 seconds
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 25, 2021, 01:45:29 PM
You’d get better rates with a Dominatrix @KSM .
Or I save my money and marry one. Perhaps a natural one who is completely unaware of what she is simply because it's not an act for her.

He still wouldn’t last 40 seconds
More like 15 minutes and 40 seconds.

"Well that otta hold ya for awhile" - Me

@KSM

Being the generous and forgiving soul that you are, maybe it is time to show your attorney that you hold no grudge against her / her behavior and so gift her with a full dozen carton of Giger eggs?

Sometimes you just have to give!  :D


Giger Eggs sounds very official. Poached Giger eggs sounds illegal.

Maybe she's been told you're a moderator on EllGab and doesn't want to leave anything to chance... 😁

Happy American Thanksgiving.

Have a nice one.

I am no more a moderator than Brig is but I play one in a band.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on November 26, 2021, 09:08:18 AM
https://twitter.com/alaskancourtney/status/1464241645960908803
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 26, 2021, 10:08:48 AM
Heh, heh... it definitely gets your attention.

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It remains one of my favorite horror films, IO.  I cannot prove it, but I suspect, were I to be cast into an indefinite comatose state, a possible method to summon me back into the land of the living would be to put ALIEN on LOOP REPEAT next to my hospital bed. Sure, initially it might induce some Tibetan Book of the Dead level Trickster nightmare imagery, but I think it would ultimately wake my ass UP. Heh heh.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 26, 2021, 10:21:25 AM
Being that I am considering Billings Montana as a future home, I am watching Wake Up Montana.

Whew... 

And I won't judge about the ugly on-air talent. Absolutely not! They're probably twice as smart as the good looking Southern California news crews. No, make that three times as smart!

At least they have a Costco and Walmart within walking distance of each other and very close to the airport.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 26, 2021, 10:49:43 AM
Being that I am considering Billings Montana as a future home, I am watching Wake Up Montana.

Whew... 

And I won't judge about the ugly on-air talent. Absolutely not! They're probably twice as smart as the good looking Southern California news crews. No, make that three times as smart!

At least they have a Costco and Walmart within walking distance of each other and very close to the airport.
@sean92008 Billings?  Holy moly that's a change of pace. Why Billings?  I could see myself in a place like that but then again I'm already in a place like that, but you?
Like what the hell, did you just throw a dart at a map?  Curious, to say the least.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 26, 2021, 11:12:19 AM
@sean92008 Billings?  Holy moly that's a change of pace. Why Billings?  I could see myself in a place like that but then again I'm already in a place like that, but you?
Like what the hell, did you just throw a dart at a map?  Curious, to say the least.

My aunt and uncle owned a few thousand acres up there. They've died and the only cousin I knew is now a Kings County detective. So, along with the name familiarity, I was doing a search of places where Costco exists. Although I'll be on my own, Costco adds a certain amount of accessibility. They don't put their stores out in the middle of nowhere. It needs infrastructure and a certain amount of a tax base because the local governments always give Costcos discounts to move into an area. The only thing missing is In-N-Out Burger.

I looked at South Dakota, problem is is they don't have a Costco. 

Admittedly, Montana property prices have gone way the fuck up. South Dakota may become an option again. I just got to find a place near an airport.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 26, 2021, 11:34:20 AM
My aunt and uncle owned a few thousand acres up there. They've died and the only cousin I knew is now a Kings County detective. So, along with the name familiarity, I was doing a search of places where Costco exists. Although I'll be on my own, Costco adds a certain amount of accessibility. They don't put their stores out in the middle of nowhere. It needs infrastructure and a certain amount of a tax base because the local governments always give Costcos discounts to move into an area. The only thing missing is In-N-Out Burger.

I looked at South Dakota, problem is is they don't have a Costco. 

Admittedly, Montana property prices have gone way the fuck up. South Dakota may become an option again. I just got to find a place near an airport.

You'll be on your own. As in, a single man. Well you should get a pretty penny from the sale of your So-Cal home, correct? Although, perhaps, not all the proceeds go to you. Come up to Washington and be a commie pinko bastard with me.  ;D  Although if you're looking for lower house prices WA may not be the place.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 26, 2021, 11:35:53 AM
Wife is watching Planes trains and Automobiles :o  That movie makes me sad.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 26, 2021, 02:58:58 PM
You'll be on your own. As in, a single man. Well you should get a pretty penny from the sale of your So-Cal home, correct? Although, perhaps, not all the proceeds go to you. Come up to Washington and be a commie pinko bastard with me.  ;D  Although if you're looking for lower house prices WA may not be the place.

In the early 1990s, I had a very dear friend who walked into the American Music store and lined me up a gig. I was already looking at Bremerton as a possible home while on a business trip... Then, when they found out I had a real job that I was looking into transferring, the whole thing fell apart.

Plus, they were literally running Californians off the road.

Green country though! You could have a lush lawn and maybe water 15 days a year... 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 26, 2021, 04:32:11 PM
Any Montana is good Montana.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 26, 2021, 04:41:55 PM
Any Montana is good Montana.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 26, 2021, 04:46:41 PM
Any Montana is good Montana.

Even 35 degrees below zero all month Montana?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 26, 2021, 04:59:30 PM
Even 35 degrees below zero all month Montana?

I  never said you didn't need a sweater now and then.
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Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 26, 2021, 05:03:29 PM
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Twerking time!

Your average maid at any La Quinta Inn.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 26, 2021, 05:08:26 PM
Your average maid at any La Quinta Inn.
They aim to please!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 26, 2021, 05:47:55 PM
Your average maid at any La Quinta Inn.

Whaa???

White?

Sexpots?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 27, 2021, 10:49:22 AM
Packing, packing, and more packing. A lot of purging - throwing things out that have been at the back of a closet for 10 or more years. Giving away several bottles of booze, open and unopened. Waves of 'what the fuck are we even doing?' hurl me to the ground only to pick myself back up.

Crazy, stressful, exiting, and nerve-racking as all Ell'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 27, 2021, 10:57:58 AM
Packing, packing, and more packing. A lot of purging - throwing things out that have been at the back of a closet for 10 or more years. Giving away several bottles of booze, open and unopened. Waves of 'what the fuck are we even doing?' hurl me to the ground only to pick myself back up.

Crazy, stressful, exiting, and nerve-racking as all Ell'

You are anthropologists, digging out that history of those somehow hauntingly familiar people and moving all evidence to a brand new location of ongoing research.

Camazotz Automat Black Feather adds:

It is the way of all life that you do not need
to pack the sun, the moon, the wind, the rain.
For these things follow you.

They will never abandon you.

Once you believe you are finally done packing,
and you are about to depart for the last time from
your old home to your new home, never to return . . . 

For The Great Spirit's fucking sake, do a final dummy
check walk through of every room and sitting space.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 27, 2021, 11:08:28 AM
Packing, packing, and more packing. A lot of purging - throwing things out that have been at the back of a closet for 10 or more years. Giving away several bottles of booze, open and unopened. Waves of 'what the fuck are we even doing?' hurl me to the ground only to pick myself back up.

Crazy, stressful, exiting, and nerve-racking as all Ell'

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 27, 2021, 11:39:25 AM
You are anthropologists, digging out that history of those somehow hauntingly familiar people and moving all evidence to a brand new location of ongoing research.

Camazotz Automat Black Feather adds:

It is the way of all life that you do not need
to pack the sun, the moon, the wind, the rain.
For these things follow you.

They will never abandon you.

Once you believe you are finally done packing,
and you are about to depart for the last time from
your old home to your new home, never to return . . . 

For The Great Spirit's fucking sake, do a final dummy
check walk through of every room and sitting space.

Yes, indeed.  Just be aware of missing time and dudes in black suits.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 27, 2021, 11:45:49 AM
You are anthropologists, digging out that history of those somehow hauntingly familiar people and moving all evidence to a brand new location of ongoing research.

Camazotz Automat Black Feather adds:

 

For The Great Spirit's fucking sake, do a final dummy
check walk through of every room and sitting space
.

I WILL and DO, do exactly that.  Room to room as I make my audible, verbal, peace. The place we sold last September took me three hours to say goodbye to. This place is much smaller but I do not have that luxury this time around.

"Make it quick, the coup de grace" - Lemmy




Wasn't sure what I would get, and I got it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 27, 2021, 11:58:49 AM
Packing, packing, and more packing. A lot of purging - throwing things out that have been at the back of a closet for 10 or more years. Giving away several bottles of booze, open and unopened. Waves of 'what the fuck are we even doing?' hurl me to the ground only to pick myself back up.

Crazy, stressful, exiting, and nerve-racking as all Ell'

Thank the gods that you don't have an Intex Bed throwing you down to the ground. You might not be able to pay some bills because of that.

[Falkie reference]
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 27, 2021, 12:04:49 PM
Yes, indeed.  Just be aware of missing time and dudes in black suits.

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That is EXACTLY the person I was hearing and picturing as I channeled Black Feather to KSM & Co.

(I have been watching some of the X- Files marathon on COMET)

Well done, IO!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 27, 2021, 12:29:15 PM
That is EXACTLY the person I was hearing and picturing as I channeled Black Feather to KSM & Co.

(I have been watching some of the X- Files marathon on COMET)

Well done, IO!
I had no choice.  I do what I’m told commanded. ;)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 28, 2021, 10:53:44 PM
Chynna Phillips Baldwin (yeah, I think that Baldwin family) posted a video of the sole surviving Mamas & Papas singer, Michelle Phillips...

Wow. We're getting old. 🙁

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: catbert99 on November 30, 2021, 07:53:34 PM
Authorities executed a search warrant at the home of the 15-year-old student accused of killing multiple people at Oxford High School in Oxford, Michigan. The suspect was not cooperating with police, and his parents have hired an attorney.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 03, 2021, 06:38:15 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 03, 2021, 06:51:02 PM
Look at the size of the head on this little one (https://imgur.com/a/LXZT9OT#xhPLfow). Either the kid grows to be a monster or..........


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 03, 2021, 08:19:54 PM
Chynna Phillips is certifiably batshit crazy.

Oversharing is the least of her issues.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 06, 2021, 11:02:33 AM
Hotel gyms suck balls!

Big, mostly empty room with a few aerobic machines as well as a bench with a dumbbell rack. Throw some mirrors on the wall and call it a gym. No rack or pully systems to speak of. WTF am I to do for the next 12 days. Already taken a week off as I knew that would happen in all the chaos.

Gym hunt in Everett WA tomorrow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 06, 2021, 11:07:39 AM
Hotel gyms suck balls!

Big, mostly empty room with a few aerobic machines as well as a bench with a dumbbell rack. Throw some mirrors on the wall and call it a gym. No rack or pully systems to speak of. WTF am I to do for the next 12 days. Already taken a week off as I knew that would happen in all the chaos.

Gym hunt in Everett WA tomorrow.

Don't let your muscles get as mushy as your brain
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 06, 2021, 11:13:24 AM
Don't let your muscles get as mushy as your brain
Or as saggy as your teets. Good call!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 06, 2021, 11:23:48 AM
Hotel gyms suck balls!

Big, mostly empty room with a few aerobic machines as well as a bench with a dumbbell rack. Throw some mirrors on the wall and call it a gym. No rack or pully systems to speak of. WTF am I to do for the next 12 days. Already taken a week off as I knew that would happen in all the chaos.

Gym hunt in Everett WA tomorrow.

Be sure to grunt ever few seconds, and sweat all over the equipment
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 06, 2021, 02:52:09 PM
Hotel gyms suck balls!

Big, mostly empty room with a few aerobic machines as well as a bench with a dumbbell rack. Throw some mirrors on the wall and call it a gym. No rack or pully systems to speak of. WTF am I to do for the next 12 days. Already taken a week off as I knew that would happen in all the chaos.

Gym hunt in Everett WA tomorrow.

It's never too late to take up Jazzercise
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 06, 2021, 05:51:10 PM
A psyop for military funding?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 06, 2021, 06:12:28 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 08, 2021, 11:46:16 AM
My call is important to them. I will wait for the next available agent as my call is important to them. This call may be monitored. Please continue holding as my call is important to them and I am a priority.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 08, 2021, 04:14:26 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 08, 2021, 08:01:16 PM
In the store...  Saw girl who looked exactly like a girlfriend from 30+ years ago...  Later, ex-girlfriend walks up.

Shocked.

Genetics.  Looks like she would have done her brother... Too much of an identical child.

If you knew that family, my incest comment might be taken seriously...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 08, 2021, 10:40:11 PM
In the store...  Saw girl who looked exactly like a girlfriend from 30+ years ago...  Later, ex-girlfriend walks up.

Shocked.

Genetics.  Looks like she would have done her brother... Too much of an identical child.

If you knew that family, my incest comment might be taken seriously...
Doesn't bode well for you. You knew they were inbred back then and still you juiced into the brood.

 Ot' the fuck, man? I thought we were gonna be neighbors one day with respectful yards while shaming others as we wore black socks and sandals as we hosed down our driveways every Sunday morning.  "Hot enough for ya?" as we laughed and laughed and laughed.. not caring what the rest of the world thought coz we were just, better.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 08, 2021, 11:02:56 PM
Doesn't bode well for you. You knew they were inbred back then and still you juiced into the brood.

 Ot' the fuck, man? I thought we were gonna be neighbors one day with respectful yards while shaming others as we wore black socks and sandals as we hosed down our driveways every Sunday morning.  "Hot enough for ya?" as we laughed and laughed and laughed.. not caring what the rest of the world thought coz we were just, better.

Actually, after I left her (because her brother was stealing from me), he died in a pretty horrific way very publicly (think news helicopter coverage of the end of a high-speed chase kind of "public").  In an article written about him, she admitted to having a psychic connection to him and dreaming often of him. Their mother was a fucking nut.

She was the first heroin user I dated. I taught her to use her foot on flush handles instead of touching them with her hands. She would have been a great wife without her brother annoying me and taking big things like gear and expensive leather jackets.

As for the incestuousness, everyone knows the only acceptable incest is sister on sister... 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 09, 2021, 11:18:08 AM
Actually, after I left her (because her brother was stealing from me), he died in a pretty horrific way very publicly (think news helicopter coverage of the end of a high-speed chase kind of "public").  In an article written about him, she admitted to having a psychic connection to him and dreaming often of him. Their mother was a fucking nut.

She was the first heroin user I dated. I taught her to use her foot on flush handles instead of touching them with her hands. She would have been a great wife without her brother annoying me and taking big things like gear and expensive leather jackets.

As for the incestuousness, everyone knows the only acceptable incest is sister on sister... 🙄🙄🙄🙄

@sean92008 I would read your book.
Mine is pretty good, but not for the squeamish. Cavity searches, moonshine, risky sex stuff, hitchhiking stories, farm life, fights, horse kick to the testicles, road sluts, more road sluts, death, cosmetic surgery and remembering being born, jock itch, booze, cigars, booze, @Bart Ell , cow tongue, witchcraft chicks, wearing a dress on stage, sexual deviance, hot wax and hot matches, accidentally starting a successful business, pubic hair stuck in my throat (several times, going to breakfast with a stinky face, the wallet I made when I was 7 in 4H that I still have and use, bad food, good food, second Christmas and much, much more.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 09, 2021, 11:56:17 AM
@KSM steel bristle pubes can be problematic. Got to eat like a slice of bread...

For one tour of 30+ dates, I was a redheaded British school girl. Accent and all. I wasn't doing a Bon Scott, it wasn't a cover band!

Funny thing is, women sexually assaulted me numerous times at each gig. It was almost like they felt it was their chance to pay back all men for a life of ass slaps and crotch probing. Thank you misogyny!  That was probably the tour that I got the most action on 🙄🙄🙄

I remember one girl asked me to keep speaking to her in accent.

If, back then, somebody were to show me a week of my life today, I can honestly say I probably would have lived a riskier life back then and burned both ends of my candle. I have a comfortable life, but it is certainly not in line with my genuine more interesting character. Kids changed much of that for the sake of giving them a stable environment, but it is on the far extreme of the other side of where I would like to be in my daily life. In a way, I am envious of my dead bandmates and friends. They were much more sociable and had a much more dynamic life going into middle age.

Of course, none of them owned homes or had cars that were in great condition... Many of them didn't have kids or had kids but didn't know them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 09, 2021, 11:29:35 PM
I personally do not like Ringo Starr.  I got my reasons.

Mike Nesmith is another one.

After watching videos of the Mike and Micky show, I really dislike him.

For decades, Mike refused to gig with the Monkees. Nie that he barely sings, can't play guitar anymore and can't stand for the whole show, he's out making beaucoup bucks.

Ass-fucking-hole.
Title: Camels enhanced with Botox barred from Saudi beauty contest
Post by: ItsOver on December 10, 2021, 05:44:31 AM
“Dozens of animals disqualified after owners manipulate their looks with hormones, fillers and facelifts.”

Fun times in Riyadh.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/08/camels-enhanced-with-botox-barred-from-saudi-beauty-contest?utm_campaign=mb&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_source=morning_brew

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 10, 2021, 06:07:36 AM
@sean92008 I would read your book.
Mine is pretty good, but not for the squeamish. Cavity searches, moonshine, risky sex stuff, hitchhiking stories, farm life, fights, horse kick to the testicles, road sluts, more road sluts, death, cosmetic surgery and remembering being born, jock itch, booze, cigars, booze, @Bart Ell , cow tongue, witchcraft chicks, wearing a dress on stage, sexual deviance, hot wax and hot matches, accidentally starting a successful business, pubic hair stuck in my throat (several times, going to breakfast with a stinky face, the wallet I made when I was 7 in 4H that I still have and use, bad food, good food, second Christmas and much, much more.

 :o  Cosmetic surgery?  @KSM  I'm assuming breast enhancements or penis reduction.  That whole post could be part of your obituary.  I would love to speak the eulogy after you pass away.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 10, 2021, 07:30:08 AM
:o  Cosmetic surgery?  @KSM  I'm assuming breast enhancements or penis reduction.  That whole post could be part of your obituary.  I would love to speak the eulogy after you pass away.  :'(
Heh, heh... I can imagine the “eulogy.” ;)


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 10, 2021, 09:37:44 AM
:o  Cosmetic surgery?  @KSM  I'm assuming breast enhancements or penis reduction.  That whole post could be part of your obituary.  I would love to speak the eulogy after you pass away.  :'(
Ha.. ;D  The cosmetic surgery was for my right ear. Didn't have a fold and it stuck out through my hair like Dumbo. Got it corrected when I was 13. Side effect was that when they unfolded my ear my cock grew out of proportion to the house we lived in at the time. Still have to get that corrected because it's a real bitch hauling that old house around in my pants.  ::)  had to smuggle it across the border last week!  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 10, 2021, 10:16:54 AM
Heh, heh... I can imagine the “eulogy.” ;)

@ItsOver the Dean Martin Christmas album is the best of all, BTW. You can actually hear the ice cubes in the glass as he sings..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 10, 2021, 11:38:04 AM
@ItsOver the Dean Martin Christmas album is the best of all, BTW. You can actually hear the ice cubes in the glass as he sings..
I love Dino.  If anyone could make me enjoy Christmas songs, it would be him.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 10, 2021, 03:48:45 PM
Don't forget.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Hill_(basketball)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 11, 2021, 09:49:08 AM
Learned some interesting things about fellow EllGabbers today: @KSM isn't big on post coital bathing but both he and @sean92008 have enjoyed crossdressing.

Okay then, I think I'm done for the day. Got to go chase Gingerbread Men and watch Santa read to little kids.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 11, 2021, 06:12:25 PM
Scared to step on the deck but stands there muttering a low growl at the garden workers below.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 13, 2021, 07:57:03 AM
This weekend was apparently a junk food weekend. Friday I was talked into a yummy Chicago Dog @GravitySucks  and yesterday my husband was craving In-N-Out.
No regrets.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 13, 2021, 09:06:43 AM
This weekend was apparently a junk food weekend. Friday I was talked into a yummy Chicago Dog @GravitySucks  and yesterday my husband was craving In-N-Out.
No regrets.
Those look great! @PolkaDot  I am not sure if it is a normal thing but we oredered from Applebees last night as we wanted to take a break from the seafood based menu here at the hotel  :o  ANYWAY my burger came bunless! And I mean no bun! No bottom bun. No top bun, just the inside - beef, cheese, red onion, lettuce and mayo. That's it. WTF

..husband was craving a little  In n out, you say..  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 13, 2021, 09:30:20 AM
Speaking of In-N-Out...

Who's been using my Google?!?!?!?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 13, 2021, 01:20:09 PM
This weekend was apparently a junk food weekend. Friday I was talked into a yummy Chicago Dog @GravitySucks  and yesterday my husband was craving In-N-Out.
No regrets.

You are braver than me @PolkaDot

Enjoyed the lunch but I haven’t eaten a hot dog since I toured an Armor Meat Packing plant in 8th grade. Haven’t chewed Wrigley gum based on a similar experience in 7th grade.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 13, 2021, 02:05:07 PM
You are braver than me @PolkaDot

Enjoyed the lunch but I haven’t eaten a hot dog since I toured an Armor Meat Packing plant in 8th grade. Haven’t chewed Wrigley gum based on a similar experience in 7th grade.
@GravitySucks Umm, I kinda sorta wanna hear the stories. The childhood visits that so traumatized a young impressionable Gravee.. Yes? Spill it!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 14, 2021, 08:18:02 AM
You are braver than me @PolkaDot

Enjoyed the lunch but I haven’t eaten a hot dog since I toured an Armor Meat Packing plant in 8th grade. Haven’t chewed Wrigley gum based on a similar experience in 7th grade.

yick....I prefer not to think about it. But honestly, I'll try just about anything once. I've eaten live insects, so it can't be that bad...I hope...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 14, 2021, 08:22:23 AM
Those look great! @PolkaDot  I am not sure if it is a normal thing but we oredered from Applebees last night as we wanted to take a break from the seafood based menu here at the hotel  :o  ANYWAY my burger came bunless! And I mean no bun! No bottom bun. No top bun, just the inside - beef, cheese, red onion, lettuce and mayo. That's it. WTF

..husband was craving a little  In n out, you say..  8)

@KSM you're probably going to roll your eyes at this, but when I eat a burger I always take at least one of the buns off, both if it's not messy, the dry bun if it's got sauce and stuff. Maybe Applebees thought you were on Keto and were trying to look out for you.

...I wouldn't say he's insatiable exactly...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 14, 2021, 08:24:18 AM
Speaking of In-N-Out...

Who's been using my Google?!?!?!?
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Were you safe? Not sure? LOL Dear Lord  :o @sean92008 google thinks you need a clinic and Google knows things.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 14, 2021, 08:35:22 AM
Were you safe? Not sure? LOL Dear Lord  :o @sean92008 google thinks you need a clinic and Google knows things.

An ex-girlfriend from 1989 searching my name?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 14, 2021, 09:43:59 AM
Maybe Applebees thought you were on Keto and were trying to look out for you.

That's the joke that we made at first but they also loaded me up with some sort of supersized fries order that came with the 'burger' so that screws the keto thing.  Oh well, the world can always do without bread. White bread in particular. @PolkaDot
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 14, 2021, 10:42:06 AM
Maybe they knew you were Canadian...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 14, 2021, 11:06:14 AM
Maybe they knew you were Canadian...
So have me Bunless in Seattle? @sean92008

BTW maybe they knew you were a Scandanavian sex princess!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 14, 2021, 01:00:29 PM
If it was anything like the Applebees around here, they made up for the bun with lots of salt.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 14, 2021, 01:47:40 PM
I stopped going to Applebee's because they fired a waitress after an asshole pastor in a church group left a disparaging comment on a receipt.

If I recall correctly, someone else photographed it.

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https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2013/02/applebees-fires-waitress-who-posted-nontipping-pastors-check-online

8 years and counting! $50 a month lost for them... No biggie.
Title: Dude builds and flys his own Concorde
Post by: ItsOver on December 14, 2021, 02:52:19 PM
1/6 scale, pretty damn big for R/C.  Looks like a nice flyer.



https://www.modelairplanenews.com/worlds-largest-rc-concorde/



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 14, 2021, 06:07:09 PM
I stopped going to Applebee's because they fired a waitress after an asshole pastor in a church group left a disparaging comment on a receipt.

If I recall correctly, someone else photographed it.

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https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2013/02/applebees-fires-waitress-who-posted-nontipping-pastors-check-online

8 years and counting! $50 a month lost for them... No biggie.

Look, tipping is part of the meal/drink/service.  Just accept it.  Can't afford it, don't go out.  Have to be a jerk about it, don't go out. 

And some sort of pastor?  What a great example for the flock.


PS, why would I go to Applebees or any of these other chains when I can get Thai, Indian, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Mexican, Salvadoran, etc, etc, better and cheaper.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 14, 2021, 06:11:06 PM
Look, tipping is part of the meal/drink/service.  Just accept it.  Can't afford it, don't go out.  Have to be a jerk about it, don't go out. 

And some sort of pastor?  What a great example for the flock.


PS, why would I go to Applebees or any of these other chains when I can get Thai, Indian, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Mexican, Salvadoran, etc, etc, better and cheaper.

With less processed food and less taste additives.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 14, 2021, 08:18:26 PM
I stopped going to Applebee's because they fired a waitress after an asshole pastor in a church group left a disparaging comment on a receipt.

If I recall correctly, someone else photographed it.

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https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2013/02/applebees-fires-waitress-who-posted-nontipping-pastors-check-online

8 years and counting! $50 a month lost for them... No biggie.

I tipped 48% tonight to the room service woman. 22 is instantly added on for room service orders but when I saw how she went above and beyond with presentation and much more I had felt compelled to tip her extra at the room.

..also, I had my hair in a man-bun and was wearing a robe/housecoat with big wool socks and slippers so a little xtra may have been the right thing to do.

This hotel (Indigo in Everett) has a bar and grill called The Jetty that has a salmon chowder that you would eat by the bucket load every day.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 14, 2021, 08:31:21 PM
That tip was hush money...

Manbun.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 15, 2021, 04:23:01 AM
That tip was hush money...

Manbun.

LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 15, 2021, 04:28:52 AM
LOL!
The big wool socks pushed me over the edge.  Heart be still.  :-*

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 15, 2021, 07:34:00 AM
The big wool socks pushed me over the edge.  Heart be still.  :-*

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Oh damn. I was anti man bun but I think ItsOver has swayed me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on December 15, 2021, 07:59:20 AM
Oh damn. I was anti man bun but I think ItsOver has swayed me.


I'm sorry.

I think I'm seeing something different than everyone else is seeing.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on December 15, 2021, 01:39:26 PM
Every time I make a batch of marshmallows my kitchen smells like a barn.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 15, 2021, 01:44:41 PM
Trying to decide where to make a brunch rez on New Year morning. A late brunch rez.  We're having French the night before. No to steakhouse and no to Italian. Mexican? American? New American? And that's just the good morning cocktail choices...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 15, 2021, 01:45:52 PM
Every time I make a batch of marshmallows my kitchen smells like a barn.

I don't understand either of these things.  ???

Let's get back to manbun.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 15, 2021, 08:26:47 PM
Monthly cost for middle class guy for sex $3,000 a month.

Additional food, car, insurance, clothing, utilities, girl on the side to relax the guy from the stress the wife causes...

😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 15, 2021, 08:47:46 PM
Monthly cost for middle class guy for sex $3,000 a month.

Additional food, car, insurance, clothing, utilities, girl on the side to relax the guy from the stress the wife causes...

😁😁😁

Oh,        my goodness.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 15, 2021, 11:41:36 PM
Talk about weird coincidences...

I was given the telephone number of a supposedly 22-year-old person.

As I do with anybody that I am going to be dealing with or giving my home address to, I Google the phone number in various formats (dashes, parentheses, no spaces at all...)

That phone number and this person's first name brought up and Arabic Twitter page of an American band from 12 years ago. So the phone number was the URL for the status and the band had somebody by this same name in it.  Too fucking weird.

No coincidences though. She might be a vampire or some undead entity. Highlander!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 16, 2021, 12:09:09 AM
Talk about weird coincidences...

I was given the telephone number of a supposedly 22-year-old person.

As I do with anybody that I am going to be dealing with or giving my home address to, I Google the phone number in various formats (dashes, parentheses, no spaces at all...)

That phone number and this person's first name brought up and Arabic Twitter page of an American band from 12 years ago. So the phone number was the URL for the status and the band had somebody by this same name in it.  Too fucking weird.

No coincidences though. She might be a vampire or some undead entity. Highlander!

Or their offspring
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 16, 2021, 12:18:19 AM
Or their offspring

Not too many women have "Juniors" - although a stage name homage to a dead mother might be involved...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 16, 2021, 10:27:35 AM
Not too many women have "Juniors" - although a stage name homage to a dead mother might be involved...

Typically, but I've run into several lately.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 16, 2021, 02:05:13 PM
I suck at wrapping gifts?  >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 16, 2021, 02:54:50 PM
I suck at wrapping gifts?  >:(

Order a Jennifer Fisher. Probably no need to wrap, right @PolkaDot?
Title: Re: An Invitation to Betty White’s 100th Birthday Bash!
Post by: ItsOver on December 16, 2021, 03:48:37 PM
Ooh!  I’ve been invited to Betty White’s birthday party... kind of.

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Connect with fans across the country, as Betty celebrates along with a star-studded cast of friends who love her, including: Ryan Reynolds, Tina Fey, Robert Redford, Lin Manuel- Miranda, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Jay Leno, Carol Burnett, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel, Valerie Bertinelli, James Corden, Wendie Malick, and Jennifer Love Hewitt among many others. Plus, you’ll experience Betty's funniest moments on The Golden Girls, hosting SNL, Hot in Cleveland, The Proposal, The Mary Tyler Moore Show—and a lost episode from Betty’s early sitcom. And there’s plenty of revealing insider stories of Betty's amazing life and career.

Title: Re: An Invitation to Betty White’s 100th Birthday Bash!
Post by: whoozit on December 16, 2021, 04:07:15 PM
Ooh!  I’ve been invited to Betty White’s birthday party... kind of.

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 Join the party of the century on January 17th, as Betty White turns 100-years-old! To mark the momentous milestone, Betty is inviting her fans to celebrate with her at this one-time-only exclusive event.
 
Connect with fans across the country, as Betty celebrates along with a star-studded cast of friends who love her, including: Ryan Reynolds, Tina Fey, Robert Redford, Lin Manuel- Miranda, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Jay Leno, Carol Burnett, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel, Valerie Bertinelli, James Corden, Wendie Malick, and Jennifer Love Hewitt among many others. Plus, you’ll experience Betty's funniest moments on The Golden Girls, hosting SNL, Hot in Cleveland, The Proposal, The Mary Tyler Moore Show—and a lost episode from Betty’s early sitcom. And there’s plenty of revealing insider stories of Betty's amazing life and career.
Isn’t that tempting fate?  January 17th is a long way away for a 99 year old.
Title: Re: An Invitation to Betty White’s 100th Birthday Bash!
Post by: ItsOver on December 16, 2021, 04:17:21 PM
Isn’t that tempting fate?  January 17th is a long way away for a 99 year old.
Interesting point.  But, if you believe “time passes faster as you age,” 1/17 will seem like tomorrow to Betty, which might possibly mean she could pass around midnight, on Betty White Time (BWT). 

Right, Jorch?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 16, 2021, 06:52:16 PM
Order a Jennifer Fisher. Probably no need to wrap, right @PolkaDot?


What's a Jennifer Fisher?  No, I'm not Googling it.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 16, 2021, 07:12:30 PM

What's a Jennifer Fisher?  No, I'm not Googling it.  :D

Dot isn't sure (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=268.msg374266#msg374266) and niether am I but looks like an interesting gift.

@ShayP
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 16, 2021, 07:27:22 PM
Dot isn't sure (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=268.msg374266#msg374266) and niether am I but looks like an interesting gift.

@ShayP

Checked that link, and now I need a Jennifer Fisher.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 16, 2021, 07:37:38 PM
Checked that link, and now I need a Jennifer Fisher.
I guess she’s shipped laying on her side to make for easy packaging.  Go gentle on her, UPS.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 16, 2021, 07:44:16 PM
I guess she’s shipped laying on her side to make for easy packaging.  Go gentle on her, UPS.

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LOL!!!!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on December 16, 2021, 11:34:04 PM
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Dot's Jennifer Fisher is better than the one I got.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 17, 2021, 08:38:44 AM
After rains, the chemtrail activity has been strong.

Tons of them.  More than photographed.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 17, 2021, 08:46:38 AM
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Dot's Jennifer Fisher is better than the one I got.

At least you got a Jennifer Fisher Rix.  All I got was some 80% off junk down at the J.C. Penny.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 17, 2021, 08:57:58 AM
After rains, the chemtrail activity has been strong.

Tons of them.  More than photographed.
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They're dumping the vaccine on us
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 17, 2021, 09:42:39 AM
They're dumping the vaccine disease and poison cocktail on us
FIFY
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 18, 2021, 07:36:02 AM
Art Bell would approve:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 18, 2021, 03:48:33 PM
I suck at wrapping gifts?  >:(

I know I'm a grinch and all but I LOVE wrapping gifts! Send 'em over I'll wrap them right up, pretty as you please and send them back to you for presentation. You should probably let me know who each one is for though so I can customize @ShayP .

Order a Jennifer Fisher. Probably no need to wrap, right @PolkaDot?

I'm not sure she comes wrapped in much....and we haven't verified if she cleans yet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 18, 2021, 03:50:24 PM
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Dot's Jennifer Fisher is better than the one I got.

@Rikki Gins I agree. Yours definitely does not clean. She's too busy making pouty lips. BUT on the upside (for Shay) she looks like she comes wrapped. You just need to put the bow on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 19, 2021, 05:34:20 AM
I know I'm a grinch and all but I LOVE wrapping gifts! Send 'em over I'll wrap them right up, pretty as you please and send them back to you for presentation. You should probably let me know who each one is for though so I can customize @ShayP .

Oh that would be great. @PolkaDot  I REALLY am bad at wrapping gifts.  They are all wrapped now and ugly as ever.  :-[  I think I have some sort of disability.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 20, 2021, 02:17:06 PM
Oh that would be great. @PolkaDot  I REALLY am bad at wrapping gifts.  They are all wrapped now and ugly as ever.  :-[  I think I have some sort of disability.  ;D
Well @ShayP , it's the thought that counts. Putting in the effort - especially with a disability is commendable  ;D. Next time just go to the jeweler or lingerie counter you want to get me something. They wrap it for you right there.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 20, 2021, 08:02:23 PM
Star Trek Deep Space 9. Series 3 episode 11, sanctuary city referenced as being San Francisco in 2024.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 21, 2021, 06:44:40 AM
Well @ShayP , it's the thought that counts. Putting in the effort - especially with a disability is commendable  ;D. Next time just go to the jeweler or lingerie counter you want to get me something. They wrap it for you right there.  ;)

Your spousal unit would not approve. @PolkaDot  I'll just sign it 'From Susan.'  ;)  :D  I guess women can buy those things for each other.  :-\   I'm just a dude that has no knowledge of those matters.   ;D

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 21, 2021, 09:54:43 AM
Your spousal unit would not approve. @PolkaDot  I'll just sign it 'From Susan.'  ;)  :D  I guess women can buy those things for each other.  :-\   I'm just a dude that has no knowledge of those matters.   ;D
;D
We'll get you trained up right and sent back into the world @ShayP
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 21, 2021, 06:22:08 PM
On the east coast it is 21 minutes past the 21st hour of the 21st day of December in the 21st year of the 21st century.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 21, 2021, 06:27:32 PM
On the east coast it is 21 minutes past the 21st hour of the 21st day of December in the 21st year of the 21st century.

Quick! Somebody get to a casino and play 21!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 22, 2021, 12:46:08 AM


                       real hot black chick and her mom bought th house 2-down across the street

they danced on their front step yesterday and there was no music to be heard

                                                                                                            We're going to like them








             Can't walk Vera on this street coz she's getting old and will all the sudden stop and piss on any surface





































these pretzels are making me thirsty
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 22, 2021, 09:45:40 AM
Taking the plunge today, going to cut fringe. Spousal Unit thinks it's a mistake but what does he know? Well, we're about to find out.
Title: Fucking Ridiculous
Post by: KSM on December 22, 2021, 08:45:56 PM
As previously posted, I lost my phone.

Turns out that I can buy a phone but I can not activate it with any carrier until I have a "social" security number.  BUT I CAN BUY A FUCKING HOUSE! Seems so Canadian being that it is so fucking ridiculous.  Perhaps if I was a drug dealer or something like that. They don't seem to have any problems.
Title: Re: Fucking Ridiculous
Post by: sean92008 on December 22, 2021, 08:53:01 PM
As previously posted, I lost my phone.

Turns out that I can buy a phone but I can not activate it with any carrier until I have a "social" security number.  BUT I CAN BUY A FUCKING HOUSE! Seems so Canadian being that it is so fucking ridiculous.  Perhaps if I was a drug dealer or something like that. They don't seem to have any problems.

@KSM

Try Ting.com, they are fellow Canadians for the most part. You're all conspiring against us anyway, they'll probably give you two accounts!
Title: Re: Fucking Ridiculous
Post by: KSM on December 22, 2021, 09:11:49 PM
@KSM

Try Ting.com, they are fellow Canadians for the most part. You're all conspiring against us anyway, they'll probably give you two accounts!

Thanks..  I'll look into it.

Conspiring against you?  We, I, could not do 1 percent of the job you do on yourselves.

Again. Thanks for the tip.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 22, 2021, 10:55:50 PM
Taking the plunge today, going to cut fringe. Spousal Unit thinks it's a mistake but what does he know? Well, we're about to find out.

No haircut is a disaster (I've told myself many times). It will always grow back. And I was looking at some very cute Panamas and Fedoras and Trilbys
Title: Re: Fucking Ridiculous
Post by: PolkaDot on December 23, 2021, 11:33:33 AM
As previously posted, I lost my phone.

Turns out that I can buy a phone but I can not activate it with any carrier until I have a "social" security number.  BUT I CAN BUY A FUCKING HOUSE! Seems so Canadian being that it is so fucking ridiculous.  Perhaps if I was a drug dealer or something like that. They don't seem to have any problems.
Well ya, we still want your taxes. And your Canadian money in our banking system. But we don't want you communicating with your Canadian overlords.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 23, 2021, 12:33:01 PM
https://twitter.com/cookywook/status/1473606196728844292
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 23, 2021, 07:43:33 PM
https://twitter.com/exjon/status/1474216423585030149
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 24, 2021, 09:24:21 AM
[RANDOM]
• My stock has shrunk since the new administration, my dividends this quarter suck

• Curse fungus gnats!

• Curse fungus gnat mating season

• Curse yellow sticky things that are supposed to attract fungus gnats

• I am actually considering a foam/gel mattress

• How can a thoroughly researched statistical analysis of omnicron not include any references to death, dead, dying, die, fatalities, fatal or mortality?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 24, 2021, 12:36:21 PM
https://twitter.com/thecultureofme/status/1474152183134314496
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 24, 2021, 03:42:27 PM
That's cute, @bateman 🤣

@KSM, explain this electrical oddity:
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So, is a Fender Twin something like 40 watts in Canada or something?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on December 24, 2021, 03:46:25 PM
Time to watch The Hogfather.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 24, 2021, 04:32:22 PM
Time to watch The Hogfather.

Falkie?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 24, 2021, 11:15:18 PM
That's cute, @bateman 🤣

@KSM, explain this electrical oddity:
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So, is a Fender Twin something like 40 watts in Canada or something?
@sean92008 We get/got-have-receive and buy the same equip up there here as we do UP and down here there !
My first 'guitar teacher' had one of those sloped Fender amps that at the looked like it was about 4ft tall. Which one was that?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 24, 2021, 11:51:58 PM
@sean92008 We get/got-have-receive and buy the same equip up there here as we do UP and down here there !
My first 'guitar teacher' had one of those sloped Fender amps that at the looked like it was about 4ft tall. Which one was that?

There were some silver and black amps that I remember having weird baffled boxes, I always thought those were bass rigs, even when there were two 12-in speakers in them. I bet you @Bart Ell would know their model numbers and wattage ratings right off the top of his head.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 25, 2021, 12:54:02 AM
There were some silver and black amps that I remember having weird baffled boxes, I always thought those were bass rigs, even when there were two 12-in speakers in them. I bet you @Bart Ell would know their model numbers and wattage ratings right off the top of his head.

I have as much interest in anything Fender as I do in cats.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 25, 2021, 10:12:32 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on December 25, 2021, 11:05:49 AM
I don’t care how well I cook.  I just want someone else to make a meal.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 25, 2021, 11:10:04 AM
I don’t care how well I cook.  I just want someone else to make a meal.
Well, there’s always China. ;)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 27, 2021, 01:56:40 PM
https://twitter.com/superxtianmario/status/1475357382356176896
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 27, 2021, 02:16:28 PM
https://twitter.com/zeynepmyenisey/status/1475526809089368066
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 27, 2021, 07:43:58 PM
Watching an interview with Julian Lennon, he looks like Johnny Ritten's kid more than John Lennon's...
Go to 5:49
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 27, 2021, 08:26:11 PM
I am forgetting shit. I remember that a musician offered me his pornstar wife in exchange for a bass rig. I can't remember who he was but I think she was either Asian or part Asian.

Mystic Mona was right, I should have written a book.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 27, 2021, 09:24:16 PM
I am forgetting shit. I remember that a musician offered me his pornstar wife in exchange for a bass rig. I can't remember who he was but I think she was either Asian or part Asian.

Mystic Mona was right, I should have written a book.
Porn stars, strippers, ditchpigs and cigar cunts all from the same cloth.  You're better off.      novelty pussy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 27, 2021, 09:24:57 PM
https://twitter.com/zeynepmyenisey/status/1475526809089368066

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 28, 2021, 01:02:07 AM
Porn stars, strippers, ditchpigs and cigar cunts all from the same cloth.  You're better off.      novelty pussy

She wasn't worth an ampeg rig with vintage caps, components, thicker output wiring and superior heat dissipation. Unless he was doing reality TV and I'd have gotten paid, I should have asked.

Terra? Half Japanese?  Somebody help me. 

It was the first and only time I ever turned down sex from an Asian woman...  Hahahaha...  Joking.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 31, 2021, 04:09:51 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 31, 2021, 04:57:15 PM
Another public shooting in a blue state. How can this happen?

Mall of America.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 31, 2021, 09:56:54 PM
I didn't know this! Star Trek: The Next Generation, at the end of season 3, offered to let Patrick Stewart out of his contract and wrote a script "Best of Both Worlds" to let him exit.

Believe it or not, Patrick Stewart changed his mind and stayed with the series. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 31, 2021, 11:35:55 PM
Happy New Year y’all
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on January 01, 2022, 03:36:02 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 01, 2022, 09:29:52 AM
It’s 70F with rather low humidity and light breezes.  I’ve seen easily 500-people (a lot for here) people out jogging.  I wonder how many will still be at it next week.
Happy New Year.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 01, 2022, 09:34:18 AM
WTF was going on at CNN last night?

https://twitter.com/goodblackdude/status/1477153244635754496

https://twitter.com/goodblackdude/status/1477168409544585217
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 01, 2022, 10:36:45 AM
It’s 70F with rather low humidity and light breezes.  I’ve seen easily 500-people (a lot for here) people out jogging.  I wonder how many will still be at it next week.
Happy New Year.

It’s 75 here right now. Expect it to drop down to 25 tonight. Happy frigid new year
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 01, 2022, 03:59:12 PM
It’s 70F with rather low humidity and light breezes.  I’ve seen easily 500-people (a lot for here) people out jogging.  I wonder how many will still be at it next week.
Happy New Year.

About the same here except it is humid. The little frogs are out croaking. My raspberry bushes are starting to grow buds.  In for a rude awakening later in the weak.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 02, 2022, 04:21:26 AM
23F here right now. Feels like 8. More wood in the wood stove.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 02, 2022, 09:29:42 AM
78F here. Sunny.  Light breezes.  I’m sure I’ll be whining in Feb.
Title: Re: An Invitation to Betty White’s 100th Birthday Bash!
Post by: ItsOver on January 02, 2022, 11:22:35 AM
Ooh!  I’ve been invited to Betty White’s birthday party... kind of.

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Connect with fans across the country, as Betty celebrates along with a star-studded cast of friends who love her, including: Ryan Reynolds, Tina Fey, Robert Redford, Lin Manuel- Miranda, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Jay Leno, Carol Burnett, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel, Valerie Bertinelli, James Corden, Wendie Malick, and Jennifer Love Hewitt among many others. Plus, you’ll experience Betty's funniest moments on The Golden Girls, hosting SNL, Hot in Cleveland, The Proposal, The Mary Tyler Moore Show—and a lost episode from Betty’s early sitcom. And there’s plenty of revealing insider stories of Betty's amazing life and career.
It’s still on!  I can see how the conversation went at Fathom.

Fathom 1:  “Damn!  The old girl didn’t make it!”

Fathom 2:  “What do we do now?”

Fathom 3:  “I know!  We’ll just call it “a celebration of Betty’s life.”  Man that was close!

Fathom 2:  “OK.  Too bad Betty won’t make it for the celebration.”

https://www.fathomevents.com/events/Betty-White-100-Years-Young
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 02, 2022, 11:54:17 AM
23F here right now. Feels like 8. More wood in the wood stove.

2F in Duluth right now:
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 02, 2022, 03:21:54 PM
66° officially a couple miles north...

I rarely find comedians funny lately. This guy got me to laugh.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 04, 2022, 10:38:15 PM
Oh holy fuck.

https://nypost.com/2022/01/04/tv-star-stephanie-matto-stops-selling-farts-after-health-scare/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 06, 2022, 08:45:16 AM
Meanwhile, in Japan...
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(Think of JPÂ¥ as pennies, $1=100Â¥)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 06, 2022, 09:50:21 AM
Oh lord this is sexy as hell.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 06, 2022, 10:10:46 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 06, 2022, 11:59:53 AM
Meanwhile, in Japan...
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(Think of JPÂ¥ as pennies, $1=100Â¥)

Fashion is fashion
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 06, 2022, 04:05:51 PM
Oh lord this is sexy as hell.

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I like the original grills and chrome bumpers... This looks like a Lexus face.  I HATE LEXUS GRILLES!
😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on January 06, 2022, 04:11:56 PM
I like the original grills and chrome bumpers... This looks like a Lexus face.  I HATE LEXUS GRILLES!
😁😁😁
Heh, heh... yes.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 06, 2022, 04:29:52 PM
Oh lord this is sexy as hell.

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Nice!  Ford needs this color tech to go with it. Push a button and you go from the plaid to the paisley.

https://twitter.com/klwtts/status/1478531775886286848
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 06, 2022, 05:19:42 PM
Nice!  Ford needs this color tech to go with it. Push a button and you go from the plaid to the paisley.

https://twitter.com/klwtts/status/1478531775886286848

LCD technology is wonderful until somebody dents it...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 06, 2022, 05:22:32 PM
Oh lord this is sexy as hell.

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On the outside.  It's still a Ford on the inside.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 10, 2022, 01:24:15 AM
I just received a 1776-1976 bicentennial quarter.

This obituary is for the designer of that coin...

https://www.davenportfamily.com/obituary/Jack-Ahr
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2022, 05:45:19 PM
Why do I smell stinky cheese?  I showered, yet it smells like I lathered myself in Limburger.  Could it be glandular, or am I falling into madness?  Maybe a stroke?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 12, 2022, 05:56:09 PM
Why do I smell stinky cheese?  I showered, yet it smells like I lathered myself in Limburger.  Could it be glandular, or am I falling into madness?  Maybe a stroke?

You don’t really need to worry until you smell burnt feathers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2022, 06:00:20 PM
You don’t really need to worry until you smell burnt feathers.

Honestly, I have been smelling things lately that make no sense.  Toast (which I heard was a stroke thing), flowers (which I have none in the house), and charcoal.  The ducts are clean, furnace is serviced, and it's too cold to have any windows open so I have no idea.  I smelled hot tar the other day as well.  I'm leaning on me going insane?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on January 12, 2022, 06:03:24 PM
Honestly, I have been smelling things lately that make no sense.  Toast (which I heard was a stroke thing), flowers (which I have none in the house), and charcoal.  The ducts are clean, furnace is serviced, and it's too cold to have any windows open so I have no idea.  I smelled hot tar the other day as well.  I'm leaning on me going insane?

Did you smell any teen spirit?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2022, 06:04:25 PM
Did you smell any teen spirit?

Good one.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 12, 2022, 06:10:31 PM
Honestly, I have been smelling things lately that make no sense.  Toast (which I heard was a stroke thing), flowers (which I have none in the house), and charcoal.  The ducts are clean, furnace is serviced, and it's too cold to have any windows open so I have no idea.  I smelled hot tar the other day as well.  I'm leaning on me going insane?

dysosmia or phantosmia
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2022, 06:25:04 PM
dysosmia or phantosmia

Looked that up.  Makes sense.  I get frequent sinus infections (4 or 5 times a year) and was blessed with my 12th medically diagnosed concussion on December 23rd.  I've had more over the years though, but you know how it goes.  Don't have to go to the doctor to know you have one.  Ya just kinda deal with it.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on January 12, 2022, 06:25:07 PM
dysosmia or phantosmia

There are several possible underlying conditions that can cause those, and none of them are good.  I would suggest consulting a doctor without delay.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 12, 2022, 06:41:53 PM
There are several possible underlying conditions that can cause those, and none of them are good.  I would suggest consulting a doctor without delay.

I have a physical scheduled on the 24th.  I'll inquire.  I just think I'd feel like a nutcase explaining this.  We're all crazy here so I have no problem.  ;)  Doesn't seem like something that is urgent though.  I appreciate your suggestion, as ominous as it seemed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 12, 2022, 07:08:11 PM
I had some weird shit happening to me, including temporary color blindness... They blamed it on a type of migraine.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 13, 2022, 04:05:24 AM
Why do I smell stinky cheese?  I showered, yet it smells like I lathered myself in Limburger.  Could it be glandular, or am I falling into madness?  Maybe a stroke?

Because you aren't washing your prick properly and have a buildup of smegma cheese.
Adult circumcision is the cure!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 13, 2022, 05:38:29 AM
Because you aren't washing your prick properly and have a buildup of smegma cheese.
Adult circumcision is the cure!

It's fitting that I read this before I go out to breakfast.  :P   So much for that cheese omelet.  I'll have you know that my prick is pristine and even has a beauty mark.
Title: All hail Magawa, the land mine-detecting rat
Post by: ItsOver on January 13, 2022, 02:00:20 PM
“A land mine-detecting rat in Cambodia who received a prestigious award for his life-saving duty has died in retirement, the charity for which he had worked has announced.”

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https://apnews.com/article/Magawa-land-mine-rat-dead-c34ae88bbf545f7a545c894e16ba2490

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 13, 2022, 07:50:16 PM
It’s a very accurate title, credit where credit’s due

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on January 14, 2022, 08:23:46 AM
https://twitter.com/videos_lo/status/1481744911825346560
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 14, 2022, 04:56:36 PM
https://twitter.com/videos_lo/status/1481744911825346560
The justice system in Mexico has finally surpassed the US.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 18, 2022, 06:36:56 AM
https://twitter.com/justmeagain34/status/1483077201117462531
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on January 18, 2022, 08:59:46 AM
Honestly, I have been smelling things lately that make no sense.  Toast (which I heard was a stroke thing), flowers (which I have none in the house), and charcoal.  The ducts are clean, furnace is serviced, and it's too cold to have any windows open so I have no idea.  I smelled hot tar the other day as well.  I'm leaning on me going insane?

This is how Stephen King's The Dead Zone began - with the main character smelling burning tires or sizzling electric wire.

Stephen King himself could smell big money.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on January 18, 2022, 08:33:01 PM
Honestly, I have been smelling things lately that make no sense.  Toast (which I heard was a stroke thing), flowers (which I have none in the house), and charcoal.  The ducts are clean, furnace is serviced, and it's too cold to have any windows open so I have no idea.  I smelled hot tar the other day as well.  I'm leaning on me going insane?
Coriander can smell like flowers.  Even the spice coriander seeds.  And natural coriander deodorant.

I can smell when my neighbors make toast sometimes.  No hot tar work down the road or on a roof repair?  If a draft stirred up the fireplace ashes?  Is an ashy BBQ near a duct?  Just some more ideas.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 20, 2022, 06:43:31 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 20, 2022, 07:45:54 PM
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I had a lip balm that intentionally tasted/smelled like Play-Doh. 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 20, 2022, 09:59:24 PM
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That struck me artistically.  I will name that piece "Self-loathing."  Or, perhaps, "Grief."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 20, 2022, 10:01:34 PM
I had a lip balm that intentionally tasted/smelled like Play-Doh. 🙄🙄🙄

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 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on January 20, 2022, 10:07:29 PM
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Hmmmm. That looks suspiciously like a 1992 Atari Falcon PC.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on January 20, 2022, 10:18:57 PM
Buckwheat pancakes.  Then antique shops.  That is the plan.
Title: Why I don’t ride motorcycles
Post by: ItsOver on January 21, 2022, 08:19:29 AM
And certainly don’t speed like a maniac on a stolen one.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/los-angeles-motorcyclist-dies-after-horrific-crash-caught-on-video/vi-AASZAK0
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2022, 08:32:21 AM
That struck me artistically.  I will name that piece "Self-loathing."  Or, perhaps, "Grief."

"Falkie's Alien Head (post electrical fire)"
Title: Re: Why I don’t ride motorcycles
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2022, 08:37:17 AM
And certainly don’t speed like a maniac on a stolen one.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/los-angeles-motorcyclist-dies-after-horrific-crash-caught-on-video/vi-AASZAK0
I was once told a motorcycle can be more deadly to the passengers of a car because the impact point is smaller and can make a bigger incursion into the side impact rails and going over them into the compartment.

Film Karma at 11.
Title: Re: Why I don’t ride motorcycles
Post by: GravitySucks on January 21, 2022, 08:50:15 AM
And certainly don’t speed like a maniac on a stolen one.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/los-angeles-motorcyclist-dies-after-horrific-crash-caught-on-video/vi-AASZAK0

That’s the old “I can’t define what porn is but I know it when I see it.”  I should have known better than to watch that damn clip.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2022, 03:05:33 PM
Two wonderful things...

I was writing an email. I noted the time I started the message.  I dozed off and woke up 8 minutes later.

Not good, eh?

I have been shopping for a car and dealing with some poor salesgirl. She accidentally sent me a very personal, scantily-dressed photo... She's NOT a looker. Hopefully, it was intended for another. If she thinks that'll help her sell me crap, not going to work...
Title: Re: Why I don’t ride motorcycles
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 21, 2022, 05:51:22 PM
And certainly don’t speed like a maniac on a stolen one.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/los-angeles-motorcyclist-dies-after-horrific-crash-caught-on-video/vi-AASZAK0

@ItsOver Well Roy, how about trying a motor scooter (https://leakedreality.com/video/32336/motorist-chips-scooterist-in-the-hole) then?
Title: Re: Why I don't ride motorcycles
Post by: Camazotz Automat on January 21, 2022, 06:58:20 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 23, 2022, 12:34:04 AM
I have seen it all...
A permanently-closed Starbucks.  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 23, 2022, 09:30:08 PM
Braless woman talking vivaciously with her arms. Intentional?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 23, 2022, 09:37:54 PM
I have seen it all...
A permanently-closed Starbucks.  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]

I saw another one closed at the I-5 and Alton Parkway...

What's happening?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 23, 2022, 10:00:42 PM
I saw another one closed at the I-5 and Alton Parkway...

What's happening?
Good. Their annual war on Christmas SICKENED ME!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 24, 2022, 03:53:15 AM
Maybe they’ll allow Second Christmas now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on January 24, 2022, 06:10:17 AM
Good. Their annual war on Christmas SICKENED ME!
They’re always doing some kind of SJW crap.  Must be what they’re in business for since they can’t make decent coffee.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 26, 2022, 06:22:20 PM
Holy cats! The Gunt got pounded. What a way for that whole Portugual fiasco to end.
 
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1486513025372889090


Just never ending Gunt drama.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 29, 2022, 02:09:48 PM
Tried my first raw egg down here.. like up there I add them, 1 or 2 to my post workout shake and hope I don't get sick. It had never happened before. Don't let me down, US-Eggs!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 29, 2022, 05:21:00 PM

Just never ending Gunt drama.

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Murphy's co-star is what I want to see...  Not his gut...  Where's the source video? I demand a reverse cowgirl redhead video!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 29, 2022, 05:54:28 PM
Murphy's co-star is what I want to see...  Not his gut...  Where's the source video? I demand a reverse cowgirl redhead video!

Did you see that they added Murphy to the Cuckhold Simulator game?

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Quote
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR's 0.6.0 update has arrived.

New Character - Jack Goldman
A new and original character, Jack Goldman, has arrived, and will teach you in the ways of becoming a manly man. Find him in the nightclub after Night 7.
Join The Seminal Order - an ever-growing network of manly men - for a nominal fee.


Other New Content
Jack's Manly Beard cosmetic item has been added.



https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/CUCKOLD_SIMULATOR_Life_as_a_Beta_Male_Cuck/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 30, 2022, 03:37:31 PM
Where the Ell' is @anniem  ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 30, 2022, 03:41:10 PM
Where the Ell' is @anniem  ?

On a world cruise with FISH and PolkaDot?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on January 31, 2022, 09:26:23 PM
Where the Ell' is @anniem  ?

Busy!
How are you doing?

@KSM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 01, 2022, 01:03:54 AM
Busy!
How are you doing?

@KSM

Well hello.  :)

I have lumps.
They move around.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 01, 2022, 03:03:39 AM
Where the Ell' is @anniem  ?
Earth Porn is waiting!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 01, 2022, 11:20:57 AM
Just for fun some weekend we are going to travel to Elensburg WA of Mels Hole fame. Be a little adventure as they seem to be like Roswell is to UFO's about the hole. I'll bet I find a Mel's Hole burger in some little cafe.
Title: Oops-a-daisy!
Post by: ItsOver on February 02, 2022, 01:25:00 PM
I think I’ll stick to driving. 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 02, 2022, 04:27:42 PM
When someone sneezes around me I am sure to give them a "Bless you!" I'll even give a second blessing for another sneeze within the same hour as the first sneeze. Fast forward a few hours and several sneezes later the bless you's have long since stopped. Eventually they morph into "Staaawwwp it!" and after that? "Go the fuck to bed would ya' please! Sick of listening to that shit!"  (Long Pause) ..."Seriously!" with an eyeroll. If you say it right they can tell you've hit the eye rolling stage.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 03, 2022, 12:59:42 PM
Woman 'gang raped' in VR Metaverse says tech advances made it feel like real life (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/woman-experienced-shocking-virtual-gang-26127924)

Sounds like a great user experience.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 03, 2022, 01:02:51 PM
Woman 'gang raped' in VR Metaverse says tech advances made it feel like real life (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/woman-experienced-shocking-virtual-gang-26127924)

Sounds like a great user experience.

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The perps were black, I assume.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 03, 2022, 01:09:40 PM
The perps were black, I assume.

I think they were Frogs

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 03, 2022, 01:19:02 PM
The perps were black, I assume.

Salvadoran Gang Members For Joe
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 03, 2022, 01:44:43 PM
Tried my first raw egg down here.. like up there I add them, 1 or 2 to my post workout shake and hope I don't get sick. It had never happened before. Don't let me down, US-Eggs!

You'll be fine.  Strong like bull!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 03, 2022, 01:49:39 PM
Woman 'gang raped' in VR Metaverse says tech advances made it feel like real life (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/woman-experienced-shocking-virtual-gang-26127924)

What the fuck world do we live in anymore?  VR rape?  I hate almost everything.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 03, 2022, 01:53:58 PM
I hate almost everything.
:)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 03, 2022, 01:54:33 PM
What the fuck world do we live in anymore?  VR rape?  I hate almost everything.

What? You don't want to drop $800 on a VR headset, another $1500 on a PC with the horsepower to run virtual reality, plus another $75 a month subscription to get virtually assaulted by a gang of black, El Salvadoran, frogmen?   
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 03, 2022, 01:56:49 PM
What? You don't want to drop $800 on a VR headset, another $1500 on a PC with the horsepower to run virtual reality, plus another $75 a month subscription to get virtually assaulted by a gang of black, El Salvadoran, frogmen?

Are you living in 2007?
A Quest 2 is about $300 and you don't need a PC.
You can rape and then abort for pennies!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 03, 2022, 01:58:11 PM
Are you living in 2007?
A Quest 2 is about $300 and you don't need a PC.
You can rape and then abort for pennies!

Will my virtual sexual assault be in 4K?  [Asking for Senda]
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 03, 2022, 01:58:38 PM
What the fuck world do we live in anymore?  VR rape?  I hate almost everything.

You would love VR porn.
So lifelike you can almost smell the unwashed twats working in those Russian whorehouses!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 03, 2022, 01:59:25 PM
Will my virtual sexual assault be in 4K?  [Asking for Senda]

Only if you cheap out and don't go 8K.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 03, 2022, 02:03:30 PM
You can storm the beaches in between rapes, @Walks_At_Night

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 03, 2022, 02:06:55 PM
You would love VR porn.
So lifelike you can almost smell the unwashed twats working in those Russian whorehouses!

The young lads of today will never have the experience of climbing into a garage attic that is hot as balls with a pack of dudes just to get a glimpse of some pillar of the community's squirreled away 20 year old Screw Magazine.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 03, 2022, 02:12:42 PM
You can storm the beaches in between rapes, @Walks_At_Night


Only 5 minutes in but wow. That is something else again.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 03, 2022, 02:17:41 PM
Only 5 minutes in but wow. That is something else again.

I was never into gaming but I tried that one because it looked amazing.
Jumping out of that Higgins boat and storming the beach was pretty unreal.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 03, 2022, 11:41:59 PM
You would love VR porn.

Ummmm...No.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 03, 2022, 11:44:41 PM
The young lads of today will never have the experience of climbing into a garage attic that is hot as balls with a pack of dudes just to get a glimpse of some pillar of the community's squirreled away 20 year old Screw Magazine.

Screw Magazine.  :o  I completely forgot about that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 04, 2022, 02:40:20 AM
Screw Magazine.  :o  I completely forgot about that.

There are some things that one never forgets...........

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 04, 2022, 03:13:26 AM
Ummmm...No.

This silly answer leads me to believe you have no idea what it really is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 04, 2022, 03:29:15 AM
This silly answer leads me to believe you have no idea what it really is.

VR porn?  I don't want to know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 04, 2022, 03:58:50 AM
VR porn?  I don't want to know.

Its the same as all that regular porn you spend hours watching daily but it is shot on a vr360 or vr180 camera.
I could tell you really wanted to know.
You are very welcome.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 04, 2022, 11:55:05 AM
I could imagine it.  Looking around the room and seeing the cameramen and skank fluffers... 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 04, 2022, 01:33:36 PM
What? You don't want to drop $800 on a VR headset, another $1500 on a PC with the horsepower to run virtual reality, plus another $75 a month subscription to get virtually assaulted by a gang of black, El Salvadoran, frogmen?   

Sounds like a deal to me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 04, 2022, 02:29:12 PM
Sounds like a deal to me.

Your current avatar's caption:
"The short bus has arrived!"
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 04, 2022, 02:35:59 PM
Its the same as all that regular porn you spend hours watching daily but it is shot on a vr360 or vr180 camera.
I could tell you really wanted to know.
You are very welcome.

Hours watching?  You mean "minutes."  I don't have the stamina.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 04, 2022, 07:37:02 PM
@ShayP This is what can happen when you try pushing the mayonnaise on everything agenda.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/03/iowa-man-kristofer-erlbacher-sentenced-to-life-after-killing-caleb-solberg-over-mayonnaise/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 04, 2022, 07:46:35 PM
@ShayP This is what can happen when you try pushing the mayonnaise on everything agenda.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/03/iowa-man-kristofer-erlbacher-sentenced-to-life-after-killing-caleb-solberg-over-mayonnaise/

Good Lord.  I wonder if anyone was murdered over mustard?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 04, 2022, 07:58:41 PM
@ShayP This is what can happen when you try pushing the mayonnaise on everything agenda.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/03/iowa-man-kristofer-erlbacher-sentenced-to-life-after-killing-caleb-solberg-over-mayonnaise/
Gads.  I can’t imagine how bad it might have gotten, if it had been an argument over something important.  Like beer.
Title: Re: Carjacking vs. Truck
Post by: Up All Night on February 04, 2022, 08:35:19 PM
https://twitter.com/AmishIdiot/status/1489698427109785601
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on February 07, 2022, 04:25:51 AM


It almost seem like one of us told an amusing anecdote to Abe, instead of the other way around.  (Lincoln loved nothing more than to convey tales and jokes to his friends and fellow politicians.)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 07, 2022, 10:51:52 AM


It almost seem like one of us told an amusing anecdote to Abe, instead of the other way around.  (Lincoln loved nothing more than to convey tales and jokes to his friends and fellow politicians.)
He almost looks like he is patiently trying to convey a food order to non English speaking person at a local eatery.  GET THE MAN HIS FUCKING SPLIT-PEA SOUP!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 07, 2022, 10:55:03 AM
They are really pushing solar power here in western WA.     SOLAR power, as in, the SUN!   Like sunshine! In the Seattle area.. sunshine.     A hamster in a spinning wheel will generate more power.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 07, 2022, 11:01:55 AM
They are really pushing solar power here in western WA.     SOLAR power, as in, the SUN!   Like sunshine! In the Seattle area.. sunshine.     A hamster in a spinning wheel will generate more power.

What happened to all that cheap electricity generated by all those dams across the Columbia River?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 07, 2022, 02:12:28 PM
They are really pushing solar power here in western WA.     SOLAR power, as in, the SUN!   Like sunshine! In the Seattle area.. sunshine.     A hamster in a spinning wheel will generate more power.

That's why Texas went dark in the snowstorm.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 07, 2022, 08:28:51 PM
I'm going to start wearing Velour.  Is that even a thing anymore?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 07, 2022, 09:35:46 PM
I'm going to start wearing Velour.  Is that even a thing anymore?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 08, 2022, 12:24:10 PM
I'm going to start wearing Velour.  Is that even a thing anymore?
Yes, but it might say PINK across your butt @ShayP .
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on February 08, 2022, 01:40:43 PM
When did being replace acting?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 10, 2022, 10:08:26 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on February 10, 2022, 10:12:53 AM
They are really pushing solar power here in western WA.     SOLAR power, as in, the SUN!   Like sunshine! In the Seattle area.. sunshine.     A hamster in a spinning wheel will generate more power.

But I hear hamsters and gerbils are in very short supply on the coast.  By ppl hoarding them up their asses.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on February 10, 2022, 10:14:40 AM
I'm going to start wearing Velour.  Is that even a thing anymore?

Only if it's a short waisted jacket and you wear a lace shirt open at the throat.  It's very Oscar Wilde goes Goth kinda thing. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 12, 2022, 04:13:05 PM
Here's a motto I can get behind
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 13, 2022, 08:58:28 AM
Here's a motto I can get behind

I love that
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on February 14, 2022, 06:24:40 AM
In a town near me - The deputy assistant director of training for Immigration and Customs Enforcement at FLETC Glynnco is under arrest for various assaults.  According to police, Jack Bonner and his wife lived in a home that was located behind the home of Bonner’s girlfriend.  Neither woman has been named.  Again according to police, Bonner and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing.  When they returned to her home the argument escalated, Bonner tried to rip off her clothes, took her cell phone when she tried to call police, and hit her.  The wife came in and took the girlfriend’s side in the argument.  Police say Bonner then produced a weapon and fired shots through a chair inside the home.  The wife and girlfriend escaped and called police.

Our federal law enforcement training officials.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 14, 2022, 07:36:20 AM
In a town near me - The deputy assistant director of training for Immigration and Customs Enforcement at FLETC Glynnco is under arrest for various assaults.  According to police, Jack Bonner and his wife lived in a home that was located behind the home of Bonner’s girlfriend.  Neither woman has been named.  Again according to police, Bonner and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing.  When they returned to her home the argument escalated, Bonner tried to rip off her clothes, took her cell phone when she tried to call police, and hit her.  The wife came in and took the girlfriend’s side in the argument.  Police say Bonner then produced a weapon and fired shots through a chair inside the home.  The wife and girlfriend escaped and called police.

Our federal law enforcement training officials.

Well, there has to be a few that aren't pedos...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 14, 2022, 07:51:27 AM
Well, there has to be a few that aren't pedos...

Pretty bad when a good old fashion, drunken, chair shooting, womanizing asshole is an improvement.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 14, 2022, 08:05:13 AM
Pretty bad when a good old fashion, drunken, chair shooting, womanizing asshole is an improvement.

It used to be a lot of the government management used to be military veterans. Now, with its excellent pay and benefits, many of these middle management and upward are plain ol' college grads who have been indoctrinated with communist philosophies. What do communists do real well? Those with power abuse it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 14, 2022, 10:09:16 AM
I love that
Me too @Spookcat
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 14, 2022, 10:55:22 AM
I made a gem of a comment today. Unrehearsed, it was this...

Quote
"Thank you for confirming my initial suspicions that you were walking colostomy bags."

This was said to an elderly couple both on government employee pensions who are the types that have the pro black lives matter yard signs and bumper stickers on their car. They lack that whole critical thinking stuff.

There's a six-paragraph backstory to it, I decided not to overshare 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 14, 2022, 11:16:15 AM
I made a gem of a comment today. Unrehearsed, it was this...

This was said to an elderly couple both on government employee pensions who are the types that have the pro black lives matter yard signs and bumper stickers on their car. They lack that whole critical thinking stuff.

There's a six-paragraph backstory to it, I decided not to overshare 😁
I am willing to read all six paragraphs should you feel so inclined.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 14, 2022, 11:27:05 AM
I am willing to read all six paragraphs should you feel so inclined.

Hahaha!  You know about nutty neighbors from back home...

Maybe... I should have copied it before deletion...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 14, 2022, 11:40:12 AM
I am willing to read all six paragraphs should you feel so inclined.
Just as long as it doesn’t include graphic details of their colostomy bags.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 15, 2022, 06:30:22 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 15, 2022, 07:09:12 PM
Just as long as it doesn’t include graphic details of their colostomy bags.

I may revisit that.  Spent 3+ hours on the telephone in $30k negotiation and a likely $4k tax bill... Frustrating, disheartening, but found some common friends to diffuse my pissed-offedness.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 16, 2022, 04:34:42 PM
I am willing to read all six paragraphs should you feel so inclined.
Just as long as it doesn’t include graphic details of their colostomy bags.

OK... I tried to use voice recognition, hope there's no errors.

These two dried up old fruit moved in a few years ago... They are both state/city government retirees and, through a website called Transparent California, I was able to see that they get about a $250,000 in cash benefits every year.  They announced that they were moving there so that they could spend more time with their grandkids.

Since moving in, the kids have been over twice. The old couple bought all sorts of outdoor things like a ping pong table, basketball hoop, BBQ, bikes, etc.  You can tell that they wanted to create a welcoming atmosphere for the kids. More on that later.

They are liberal as fuck. BLM signs in the yard, on their gate and bumper stickers on their cars (Prius and Leaf).

Soon after moving in, I caught them snooping around a neighbor's house. The neighbor was not there. These guys were really suspicious, looking in windows, pulling on doorknobs, etc... I went to them and asked if I could help. From that point, they never would speak to me directly until they parked at the end of my driveway just a couple of days ago... 

Also warned them, when they first moved in, that coyotes liked to come through the neighborhood from the canyon. The couple has a couple of dogs. Er, had a couple of dogs. They would let their dogs run loose in the yard barking for hours. One was snatched up pretty quick. The other, a Collie (stupid as fuck dog) was attacked later. Currently, they have two different dogs. Lassie didn't die from the attack, but it wasn't around later.

They get their groceries and restaurant food delivered to them. I know this because most of the time the driver waits and waits until they answer the call to announce they've arrived.  I've seen it last 15 to 20 minutes on a regular basis. I have made it a point now to always tell these drivers that if they don't immediately answer just leave because they regularly do this. I don't give a fuck what they think about me and it is horrible to treat those delivery people so badly.

That particular house also problems with one of our cable providers, previous neighbors have told me that the connection at the house was bad. So, they've had the cable company out numerous times. Not a word from my lips. They deserve it.

Passive aggressive? Malicious? Hehehehe...

So, this couples' daughter has a few kids, maybe four, maybe five. The first time she came by, without the kids, I heard her say very specifically that she did not bring them by because she doesn't want the hassle of picking them up later.  How do I know that? She screamed it from her car back to her parents as she was storming off.

I have also heard her say, loudly, that she can only take visiting them for so long. 

They're nasty old trolls.

Needless to say, most of my neighbors know that I work on Priuses and I have gone over to check out neighbors cars. I have Toyota software along with just generic scanners and I can diagnose a lot of stuff, program key chips and remotes, even change how the turn signals work...

When the couple's Prius did not start, they filtered a request for help through another neighbor. My response was "Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, there's a lot of little things you gotta do to keep them performing well..." I would have helped diagnose the problem, at the very least, if they came over and asked me in a proper non-passive aggressive way...

Every year they would buy a whole bunch of new furniture. I would always get my hopes up that they were moving. Well, it finally happened this week. Furniture left the house had nothing went back in.

They had a big truck in front of their house and the dried up old lady liberal pulled right into my driveway, put it in park and got out.  I was in my garage and yelled out to her asking how long she was planning on being there. I did not get a direct response. I believe it was more of a muttered "fuck you" followed by a louder and clearer "not long enough." As that was happening, the man came over and supported her with some more acid-tongued assholery. I am really big on "keep off of my property" shit. I've had previous issues 25+ years ago and I had taken to physical violence to protect my property and those inside my home.

And that is when I said "Thank you for confirming my initial suspicions that you were walking colostomy bags." I then said that I reserve the right to limit the mobility of their car and have it towed at their expense...

I said it loud enough that the movers could hear it, even a couple of neighbors.  After, the movers could be heard saying "put the car here."

Thing is, I was serious about my threat. I have a lockable steel towing cable that I would have threaded through the wheel and I would have called a tow truck.  I was taking out the cable from a storage bin when the movers told her to move it. They might have seen me.

These idiots also wear masks even if alone sorting through the garage, taking their new dogs for a walk, in their cars alone, always a mask on. Sheeple.

Those fuckers are finally out.  My dream neighbor would be a singer songwriter with whom I could empty out my back catalog of songs and her husband have a killer car lift in the garage a couple of golden retrievers and some personalities that aren't minion-minded.

Seriously, I'm not a bad neighbor, I won't shit on anybody's lawn, don't make noise, don't impede on others' lives, personal space or peace, but you best not shit on my yard or vengeance is on the table.

This couple was a colostomy bag in the hot sun, about to explode with nastiness.

Wish me luck in my new neighbors. No kids, no 6-car collections, no 5 a.m. motorcycle revving and no fucking half stack Marshalls unless she's in an all-girl toga-costumed tribute to Duran Duran called "Girls on Film."

Argh. Long enough? Happy, you two?
🙄🙄🙄

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 16, 2022, 04:43:14 PM
In the past ten or so years green beans have made a big comeback. Rather impressive really. Not sure how they pulled it off but they did it! I love them now. Nice and fresh, and look at that beautiful shade of green that only God himself could have created :-*  Add a little sea-salt, butter, and slowly steam them on the stove top. A perfect side to a grilled Greek seasoned chicken breast and herb roasted potatoes. A wonderful Tuesday dinner.  Later you'll get all shitfaced, kill the dog, beat the wife beat off in the garage.

Let's EAT!

@sean92008

Oh shit.. just noticed you posted what I've been waiting for.  I'll be back a little later to give it the attention it deserves.  :)  Looking forward to it!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on February 16, 2022, 04:44:56 PM
In the past ten or so years green beans have made a big comeback. Rather impressive really. Not sure how they pulled it off but they did it! I love them now. Nice and fresh, and look at that beautiful shade of green that only God himself could have created :-*  Add a little sea-salt, butter, and slowly steam them on the stove top. A perfect side to a grilled Greek seasoned chicken breast and herb roasted potatoes and call it a wonderful Tuesday dinner.  Later you'll get all shitfaced, kill the dog, beat the wife beat off in the garage.

Let's EAT!
Lightly steam, then pan fry with olive oil and butter. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 16, 2022, 04:46:16 PM
Lightly steam, then pan fry with olive oil and butter.
FUCKIN' SHUT UP, MAN!  MY WAY!!!

PAN FRY AND LOSE ALL THE NUTRIENTS IN EVAPORATION!!  BLAAAHHH
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 16, 2022, 04:48:20 PM
Lightly steam, then pan fry with olive oil and butter.

You forgot the part where the small pig was added.............

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on February 16, 2022, 04:51:00 PM
You forgot the part where the small pig was added.............

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The things southerners do to green beans are an atrocity.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 16, 2022, 04:53:18 PM
The things southerners do to green beans are an atrocity.

It was a bit of shock. Yes.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on February 16, 2022, 04:58:23 PM
It was a bit of shock. Yes.
Green beans should be bright green and have some crunch not gray and soggy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 16, 2022, 05:20:49 PM
OK... I tried to use voice recognition, hope there's no errors.

These two dried up old fruit moved in a few years ago... They are both state/city government retirees and, through a website called Transparent C
...And that is when I said "Thank you for confirming my initial suspicions that you were walking colostomy bags."

Ha, ha, ha!  ;D  They sound like typical regressives.  It’s all about them, they try to stick their noses in everybody’s business... all around assholes.  ::)  And would be eaten alive if they were stuck in the wilderness.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 16, 2022, 05:23:10 PM
In the past ten or so years green beans have made a big comeback. Rather impressive really. Not sure how they pulled it off but they did it! I love them now. Nice and fresh, and look at that beautiful shade of green that only God himself could have created :-*  Add a little sea-salt, butter, and slowly steam them on the stove top. A perfect side to a grilled Greek seasoned chicken breast and herb roasted potatoes. A wonderful Tuesday dinner.  Later you'll get all shitfaced, kill the dog, beat the wife beat off in the garage.

Let's EAT!
Green beans are tough for me to grow so close to the ocean for some reason. Same for snow peas, snap peas...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 16, 2022, 06:02:28 PM
OK... I tried to use voice recognition, hope there's no errors.

These two dried up old fruit moved in a few years ago... They are both state/city government retirees and, through a website called Transparent California, I was able to see that they get about a $250,000 in cash benefits every year...

These outrageous government pensions need to be pared way back.  $125k pension each is a complete ripoff.

First of all, if they made that or more all those years, they should have been able to save enough to retire on.  Second, pensions are to ensure people aren't living in poverty during retirement - there should be some sort of cap on them.

I'd say anyone in the bureaucracy making more than a certina amount during their career shouldn't need or get a pension, and those that do should be capped at something reasonable, whatever that is.  $125k a year is well above reasonable.

To me this is tax money taken from schools, roads, parks, public safety, and so on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 16, 2022, 06:13:20 PM
Also, retire whenever you want, but your pension kicks in at 65
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 16, 2022, 06:24:39 PM
These outrageous government pensions need to be pared way back.  $125k pension each is a complete ripoff.

First of all, if they made that or more all those years, they should have been able to save enough to retire on.  Second, pensions are to ensure people aren't living in poverty during retirement - there should be some sort of cap on them.

I'd say anyone in the bureaucracy making more than a certina amount during their career shouldn't need or get a pension, and those that do should be capped at something reasonable, whatever that is.  $125k a year is well above reasonable.

To me this is tax money taken from schools, roads, parks, public safety, and so on.

My guess is that they didn't take any vacation or sick leave their last few years, then they cashed out in their last year. The way the retirement system worked in California, they base it off of your last year of earnings. So if you cash out on your decade of sick leave, that's counted as pay. It's recently been changed, I can't forget the term it was called, but a lot of people worked the system.

There are a lot of retirees with those big pensions are continuing to work in different departments and continuing to earn top dollar. It used to be civil servants with take less pay for great benefits. Now, they take great pay, get great benefits and rip us off.

BTW, I don't perceive either of them as smart. They were probably just trained monkeys based on the way they behave, the way they communicate, the way they obviously don't plan ahead.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 16, 2022, 06:32:58 PM
Ha, ha, ha!  ;D  They sound like typical regressives.  It’s all about them, they try to stick their noses in everybody’s business... all around assholes.  ::)  And would be eaten alive if they were stuck in the wilderness.

They'll probably murder suicide each other and not be found for months because their relatives are relieved that they haven't been bothered by those 'holes.

It would have been funny to have said "Don't let the garage door hit your ass on the way out."  Nah.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 16, 2022, 07:14:56 PM
My guess is that they didn't take any vacation or sick leave their last few years, then they cashed out in their last year. The ... in California, they base it off of your last year of earnings. So if you cash out on your decade of sick leave, that's counted as pay. It's recently been changed, I can't forget the term it was called...

Spiking
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 16, 2022, 08:18:42 PM
Spiking
Thank you! Yep, that sounds right.

Supposedly stopped in the last couple of years.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 16, 2022, 10:48:48 PM
OK... I tried to use voice recognition, hope there's no errors.

These two dried up old fruit moved in a few years ago... They are both state/city government retirees and, through a website called Transparent California, I was able to see that they get about a $250,000 in cash benefits every year.  They announced that they were moving there so that they could spend more time with their grandkids.

Since moving in, the kids have been over twice. The old couple bought all sorts of outdoor things like a ping pong table, basketball hoop, BBQ, bikes, etc.  You can tell that they wanted to create a welcoming atmosphere for the kids. More on that later.

They are liberal as fuck. BLM signs in the yard, on their gate and bumper stickers on their cars (Prius and Leaf).

Soon after moving in, I caught them snooping around a neighbor's house. The neighbor was not there. These guys were really suspicious, looking in windows, pulling on doorknobs, etc... I went to them and asked if I could help. From that point, they never would speak to me directly until they parked at the end of my driveway just a couple of days ago... 

Also warned them, when they first moved in, that coyotes liked to come through the neighborhood from the canyon. The couple has a couple of dogs. Er, had a couple of dogs. They would let their dogs run loose in the yard barking for hours. One was snatched up pretty quick. The other, a Collie (stupid as fuck dog) was attacked later. Currently, they have two different dogs. Lassie didn't die from the attack, but it wasn't around later.

They get their groceries and restaurant food delivered to them. I know this because most of the time the driver waits and waits until they answer the call to announce they've arrived.  I've seen it last 15 to 20 minutes on a regular basis. I have made it a point now to always tell these drivers that if they don't immediately answer just leave because they regularly do this. I don't give a fuck what they think about me and it is horrible to treat those delivery people so badly.

That particular house also problems with one of our cable providers, previous neighbors have told me that the connection at the house was bad. So, they've had the cable company out numerous times. Not a word from my lips. They deserve it.

Passive aggressive? Malicious? Hehehehe...

So, this couples' daughter has a few kids, maybe four, maybe five. The first time she came by, without the kids, I heard her say very specifically that she did not bring them by because she doesn't want the hassle of picking them up later.  How do I know that? She screamed it from her car back to her parents as she was storming off.

I have also heard her say, loudly, that she can only take visiting them for so long. 

They're nasty old trolls.

Needless to say, most of my neighbors know that I work on Priuses and I have gone over to check out neighbors cars. I have Toyota software along with just generic scanners and I can diagnose a lot of stuff, program key chips and remotes, even change how the turn signals work...

When the couple's Prius did not start, they filtered a request for help through another neighbor. My response was "Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, there's a lot of little things you gotta do to keep them performing well..." I would have helped diagnose the problem, at the very least, if they came over and asked me in a proper non-passive aggressive way...

Every year they would buy a whole bunch of new furniture. I would always get my hopes up that they were moving. Well, it finally happened this week. Furniture left the house had nothing went back in.

They had a big truck in front of their house and the dried up old lady liberal pulled right into my driveway, put it in park and got out.  I was in my garage and yelled out to her asking how long she was planning on being there. I did not get a direct response. I believe it was more of a muttered "fuck you" followed by a louder and clearer "not long enough." As that was happening, the man came over and supported her with some more acid-tongued assholery. I am really big on "keep off of my property" shit. I've had previous issues 25+ years ago and I had taken to physical violence to protect my property and those inside my home.

And that is when I said "Thank you for confirming my initial suspicions that you were walking colostomy bags." I then said that I reserve the right to limit the mobility of their car and have it towed at their expense...

I said it loud enough that the movers could hear it, even a couple of neighbors.  After, the movers could be heard saying "put the car here."

Thing is, I was serious about my threat. I have a lockable steel towing cable that I would have threaded through the wheel and I would have called a tow truck.  I was taking out the cable from a storage bin when the movers told her to move it. They might have seen me.

These idiots also wear masks even if alone sorting through the garage, taking their new dogs for a walk, in their cars alone, always a mask on. Sheeple.

Those fuckers are finally out.  My dream neighbor would be a singer songwriter with whom I could empty out my back catalog of songs and her husband have a killer car lift in the garage a couple of golden retrievers and some personalities that aren't minion-minded.

Seriously, I'm not a bad neighbor, I won't shit on anybody's lawn, don't make noise, don't impede on others' lives, personal space or peace, but you best not shit on my yard or vengeance is on the table.

This couple was a colostomy bag in the hot sun, about to explode with nastiness.

Wish me luck in my new neighbors. No kids, no 6-car collections, no 5 a.m. motorcycle revving and no fucking half stack Marshalls unless she's in an all-girl toga-costumed tribute to Duran Duran called "Girls on Film."

Argh. Long enough? Happy, you two?
🙄🙄🙄
"Happy, you two?"    YES! I am. I like the cut of your jib (I can say that now) @sean92008

A few things:  You're Prius savvy? You work on them? WTF I had no idea. Also, I never thought of you as the potentially violent type but more.. like a chess player about vengeance and such. Actually I'm guessing you're both ways on it depending on the situation.

So you are saying/hinting that you want me to buy the house next to you.. I only have mini Marshall stacks so not to worry. Humbucker vs single coil debates would ensue. hehe

Well I guess I'm glad for you that the shitbags finally made tracks (or slug trails) AND YES, let's hope for a neighbor that subscribes to neighborly common sense.

Not sure what it is but I love any yelling from the garage stuff. It's odd, I have seen alot of that in my life where it starts from the garage and bleeds out into the street.  My garage is full of macho shit and I'll surely have the door up in the summer. I even have a big screen in there for renting the fights ETC. Hopefully I won't have to yell at anyone from such a joyful place.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 17, 2022, 12:03:12 AM
@KSM

This neighborhood has feral kids and man-children. Eat or be eaten. 40 year olds aren't young at heart, they're retarded at heart.

Car crap replaced my guitar hobby as playing became more difficult. 

I'm not a car guy by nature, I just had to learn after bad service experiences. Then I learned I could improve gas mileage with certain maintenance items. It's a game now, how efficient can I get...

I'll be very helpful, but if I give advice and it isn't listened to, fuck off.  This includes family.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 17, 2022, 10:30:02 AM
@KSM

This neighborhood has feral kids and man-children. Eat or be eaten. 40 year olds aren't young at heart, they're retarded at heart.


I wouldn't do well with man-children adults and their unregulated spawn. Do you have to keep a somewhat constant vigil where you find yourself looking out the window several times a day and things like? Even in the middle of the night when you wake for a piss is a quick peek outside as you walk back to the bed a normal thing?  Not unlike those at the Alamo waiting for the beans to show up..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 17, 2022, 11:32:57 AM
Green beans should be bright green and have some crunch not gray and soggy.
I have no idea what this is in regard to...I haven't gone back farther than this page yet....but I agree with you. My MIL boils the crap out of them, all of her veg actually. It's terrible. Noodles too. I'm not sure if she's just a bad cook or it's a southern thing. YIKES! I always try and take over the kitchen whenever we're there during meal times. It's just better that way. @whoozit

P.S. I really like your av for some reason.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 17, 2022, 11:38:48 AM
Based on reading down to the bottom of this page, I've decided to save myself the pain and move on to another thread. Apparently, it's @PB  planning his world domination other people's retirement, @sean92008 being the neighborhood bully, and @KSM stroking his ego while attempting an overt display of his manliness.

Good times. Thanks boys. I've missed you.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 17, 2022, 02:08:42 PM
Have you ever been presented with a professional "opportunity" that is in an area brand new to you? Exciting stuff with a chance to really make a difference on a close knit tiger team. Something that the prospect of several months of continual 90 hour work weeks shouldn't matter because it just so cool. However, your first reaction is "Ick" and then you reach, deep down inside yourself....and there is nothing there.  😩

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 17, 2022, 04:14:46 PM
Odd similarities with these two suggested YouTube videos... Humm.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 17, 2022, 04:16:21 PM
Odd similarities with these two suggested YouTube videos... Humm.
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”She love you very long time, Joe.”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 17, 2022, 04:27:26 PM
”She love you very long time, Joe.”


Too big. Hand job only. OK?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 17, 2022, 04:34:22 PM


Too big. Hand job only. OK?
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”OK, Joe.  Me do good.”

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 17, 2022, 04:56:58 PM
I gotta live in the Philippines.

🙁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 19, 2022, 01:44:26 PM
Based on reading down to the bottom of this page, I've decided to save myself the pain and move on to another thread. Apparently, it's @PB  planning his world domination other people's retirement...

Only to the extent they want the taxpayers to fund them at excessive, rip-off levels.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 20, 2022, 11:01:45 AM
These plates come in packs of two. That's how they ship, so you're looking at a reasonably heavy package by most armload delivery guy standards. The first pair arrived just hours ago and the guy left the box/weights at the end of the driveway.  :o  I have three more pairs set to arrive and this gives me cause for concern. Will the next 90LB packages be thrown off the truck onto the street!?!   

This is bullshit, man!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 20, 2022, 11:41:08 AM
These plates come in packs of two. That's how they ship, so you're looking at a reasonably heavy package by most armload delivery guy standards. The first pair arrived just hours ago and the guy left the box/weights at the end of the driveway.  :o  I have three more pairs set to arrive and this gives me cause for concern. Will the next 90LB packages be thrown off the truck onto the street!?!   

This is bullshit, man!

A lot of UPS drivers got pissed off when they upped the maximum weight to 150 lb. I literally saw a 15/2x10 bass cabinet slid off the back of a UPS truck. I made a claim, showed photos and was sent a whole new product and didn't even have to return the old one, so I had some spare parts.

Those guys have dollies to move stuff around on, I believe you can go in and sign up for My UPS and add delivery instructions for individual deliveries as well as general instructions for everything that ever comes to your house. I would also recommend starting an account with FedEx and "Informed Delivery" from the Postal Service. The postal Service system is really good because you can see what mail is supposed to be arriving just in case you don't get it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 20, 2022, 04:04:44 PM
A lot of UPS drivers got pissed off when they upped the maximum weight to 150 lb. I literally saw a 15/2x10 bass cabinet slid off the back of a UPS truck. I made a claim, showed photos and was sent a whole new product and didn't even have to return the old one, so I had some spare parts.

Those guys have dollies to move stuff around on, I believe you can go in and sign up for My UPS and add delivery instructions for individual deliveries as well as general instructions for everything that ever comes to your house. I would also recommend starting an account with FedEx and "Informed Delivery" from the Postal Service. The postal Service system is really good because you can see what mail is supposed to be arriving just in case you don't get it.
Yeah I may do that for future more fragile online purchases. Fortunately these heavy, bulky, steel plates are undamageable. I don't even know if they are 'scuffable' or 'markable' Incidentally another 2-pack arrived a short while ago but this time left right at the door.  One more pair to come.. leave it on the roof fellas!  :P

Sorry about your bass cab. Initially speaking.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 21, 2022, 10:05:40 AM
I should be pulling the trigger on my flooring for my workout room, but for some reason I'm hesitating. 8mm or 9.5mm. It doesn't matter!!!! Just order it all ready. It's been sitting in my shopping cart since Saturday morning. ::) I'm perhaps enjoying dreaming about the finished project more than getting the project done.

1. Flooring
2. Mirrors
3. Art
4. Speakers
5. Vesa mount monitor
6. Ballet Bar
7. TRX
8. Weight Tower

That's the dream.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 21, 2022, 01:47:03 PM
I should be pulling the trigger on my flooring for my workout room, but for some reason I'm hesitating. 8mm or 9.5mm. It doesn't matter!!!! Just order it all ready. It's been sitting in my shopping cart since Saturday morning. ::) I'm perhaps enjoying dreaming about the finished project more than getting the project done.

1. Flooring
2. Mirrors
3. Art
4. Speakers
5. Vesa mount monitor
6. Ballet Bar
7. TRX
8. Weight Tower

That's the dream.
Don't underestimate the importance of the underlayment. An expensive flooring material on a bad underlayment is an expensive faux pas. Dense cork is amazing; moistureproof and bug resistant.

@KSM, agree?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 21, 2022, 02:06:30 PM
I should be pulling the trigger on my flooring for my workout room, but for some reason I'm hesitating. 8mm or 9.5mm. It doesn't matter!!!! Just order it all ready. It's been sitting in my shopping cart since Saturday morning. ::) I'm perhaps enjoying dreaming about the finished project more than getting the project done.

1. Flooring
2. Mirrors
3. Art
4. Speakers
5. Vesa mount monitor
6. Ballet Bar
7. TRX
8. Weight Tower

That's the dream.

Go with the cheapest stuff so when you change your mind in 3 months it won’t be as painful.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 21, 2022, 02:17:28 PM
Go with the cheapest stuff so when you change your mind in 3 months it won’t be as painful.

Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 21, 2022, 02:26:20 PM
Go with the cheapest stuff so when you change your mind in 3 months it won’t be as painful.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2022, 02:46:32 PM
Don't underestimate the importance of the underlayment. An expensive flooring material on a bad underlayment is an expensive faux pas. Dense cork is amazing; moistureproof and bug resistant.

@KSM, agree?

In most cases, yup!

But remember; she hates us! She will do the opposite out of spite - even to her own detriment.

I should be pulling the trigger on my flooring for my workout room, but for some reason I'm hesitating. 8mm or 9.5mm. It doesn't matter!!!! Just order it all ready. It's been sitting in my shopping cart since Saturday morning. ::) I'm perhaps enjoying dreaming about the finished project more than getting the project done.

1. Flooring
2. Mirrors
3. Art
4. Speakers
5. Vesa mount monitor
6. Ballet Bar
7. TRX
8. Weight Tower

That's the dream.

WEIGHT TOWER?  You??  Why..  with the TRX and reformer (just to mention a few of your activities) will do everything you need unless you're suddenly getting into bodybuilding. No. A weight tower is overkill unless you're looking to impress your friends, and self, just having the damn thing. YOU don't need it.

Get real, lady.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 21, 2022, 02:53:35 PM
My advice is to get a membership at the Y and fill the room with storable food:
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Silver bars:
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Weapons and Ammo:
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 21, 2022, 03:54:57 PM
Go with the cheapest stuff so when you change your mind in 3 months it won’t be as painful.

Oh my god. I HATE you all right now.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 21, 2022, 04:03:08 PM
Don't underestimate the importance of the underlayment. An expensive flooring material on a bad underlayment is an expensive faux pas. Dense cork is amazing; moistureproof and bug resistant.

@KSM, agree?
Thank you for mansplaining flooring to me @sean92008 , I'm sure DickHead @KSM will back you up on this one. I was going to do it myself but since you're both so eager I'll expect you over bright and early to get started. Lunch will NOT be provided.

In all seriousness I'm not laying down a permanent flooring option at this time. I'm ripping out the carpet (it was an extra spare bedroom before) and laying down rubber flooring. It's the puzzle type so any doofus with a T-square can cut it for wall to wall installation. I'm laying it directly on the subfloor. It'll hold up to my reformer as well as the other...activities...that will take place in the room and will be easy to remove should I ever change my mind (looking at you, you rat bastard @GravitySucks ). I plan on doing it in black so it'll show off the silver bricks and gun storage that will take place in the former walk-in closet as @Walks_At_Night recommended. The tank will need to be stored in HIS driveway because mine is concrete and can't take that sort of weight.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 21, 2022, 04:11:33 PM
Quote
But remember; she hates us! She will do the opposite out of spite - even to her own detriment.

Truth on the first
False on the second.

WEIGHT TOWER?  You??  Why..  with the TRX and reformer (just to mention a few of your activities) will do everything you need unless you're suddenly getting into bodybuilding. No. A weight tower is overkill unless you're looking to impress your friends, and self, just having the damn thing. YOU don't need it.

Get real, lady.  ::)

Look AssHat, you don't know as much about me as you think you do.  ::) I have a proper gym in my neighborhood a block away, so when I want to lift, which is about three days a week I cruise on over and get it done. There is no reason to have a big set up in my home. HOWEVER, I do add weights into my pilates routine and other exercises. Light weight between three and twenty pounds, so this will be a perfect compact storage option. @KSM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 21, 2022, 04:12:51 PM
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Don't think I didn't notice you weighed in punk @ItsOver  >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 21, 2022, 05:34:50 PM
8mm-9mm rubber flooring?  That seems thin. Presuming it's not very spongy.

Petroleum product flooring. Humm.
Title: One Million Mosquitoes
Post by: ItsOver on February 21, 2022, 05:47:10 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 21, 2022, 05:49:08 PM
Don't think I didn't notice you weighed in punk @ItsOver  >:(
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2022, 06:50:20 PM


Look AssHat, you don't know as much about me as you think you do.  ::) I have a proper gym in my neighborhood a block away, so when I want to lift, which is about three days a week I cruise on over and get it done. There is no reason to have a big set up in my home. HOWEVER, I do add weights into my pilates routine and other exercises. Light weight between three and twenty pounds, so this will be a perfect compact storage option. @KSM
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Don't sit on it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on February 21, 2022, 07:35:57 PM
I should be pulling the trigger on my flooring for my workout room, but for some reason I'm hesitating. 8mm or 9.5mm. It doesn't matter!!!! Just order it all ready. It's been sitting in my shopping cart since Saturday morning. ::) I'm perhaps enjoying dreaming about the finished project more than getting the project done.

1. Flooring
2. Mirrors
3. Art
4. Speakers
5. Vesa mount monitor
6. Ballet Bar
7. TRX
8. Weight Tower

That's the dream.

I'm curious about #3 the most.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 21, 2022, 07:48:08 PM
I'm curious about #3 the most.
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 ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 21, 2022, 08:07:06 PM
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 ;)
RIP Grumpy Cat
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2022, 01:53:47 AM
As seen on Amazon
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B06ZZHX6K3
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 22, 2022, 10:23:40 AM
8mm-9mm rubber flooring?  That seems thin. Presuming it's not very spongy.

Petroleum product flooring. Humm.

Yes @sean92008 . It's recycled rubber. Wears well and provides good traction and impact resistance and will stand up to the weight of my reformer without damage, unlike foam or vinyl tiles. Supposed to be low maintenance. I believe it is a Shore 65A hardness. I'm not dropping olympic weights on it or doing tumbling or anything like that so I don't need anything beyond a 3/8" or 9.5 mm. I could go up to 1/2 inch but I think that would be overkill in my space and wasted money.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 22, 2022, 10:29:49 AM
I'm curious about #3 the most.
Me too  ;) @Camazotz Automat . I'm going to do some ink gesture drawings of pilates poses and may add water color to them for a little pop. I was inspired by some pieces I've seen around the net. I bought some new pens to play with. In the past I've always done my gesture drawings with india ink and a bamboo brush or bamboo nibbed pen. So this will be a fun project to try some new techniques on while decorating my space.

I'm also thinking of doing a mural in there but that will depend on how I end up doing my mirrors. I thought a large abstract-ish tree mural could be fun where my ballet barre will be.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 22, 2022, 10:35:46 AM
I'm curious about #3 the most.
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Not sure whether or not she plans to frame it. @Camazotz Automat
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on February 22, 2022, 12:55:32 PM
There is a large gaggle of jackbooted Canada geese in my backyard?  Should I be worried?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 22, 2022, 01:33:13 PM
There is a large gaggle of jackbooted Canada geese in my backyard?  Should I be worried?
I'm sure you'll be fine. Their overlord should be there any minute to arrest them, suspend their rights, take away their pets, and confiscate any bank accounts these errant geese may possess.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2022, 03:25:39 PM
Yes @sean92008 . It's recycled rubber. Wears well and provides good traction and impact resistance and will stand up to the weight of my reformer without damage, unlike foam or vinyl tiles. Supposed to be low maintenance. I believe it is a Shore 65A hardness. I'm not dropping olympic weights on it or doing tumbling or anything like that so I don't need anything beyond a 3/8" or 9.5 mm. I could go up to 1/2 inch but I think that would be overkill in my space and wasted money.

I guess, if you're doing free weights in some areas, you could put thicker padded sectional areas in case of a hard drop.

You might like to try using a tape on the bottom seams just so a tile doesn't lift and snag your foot.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on February 22, 2022, 10:51:03 PM
Every year on the first Sunday of April in Kawasaki, Japan, one might cross paths with a peculiar sight — a succession of enormous erect penises parading down the street under the strength of men in traditional female garb.

This year, photographer B.A. Van Sise was in attendance of the annual Festival of the Steel Phallus, a regional tradition dating back to the 17th century that today serves as a platform for the benefit of HIV research. Here, Van Sise shares his experience and some of the history behind what is perhaps the most phallic festival in the world.


https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/gabrielsanchez/japan-kanamara-matsuri-festival-steel-phallus-penis
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 22, 2022, 10:58:41 PM
Every year on the first Sunday of April in Kawasaki, Japan, one might cross paths with a peculiar sight — a succession of enormous erect penises parading down the street under the strength of men in traditional female garb.

This year, photographer B.A. Van Sise was in attendance of the annual Festival of the Steel Phallus, a regional tradition dating back to the 17th century that today serves as a platform for the benefit of HIV research. Here, Van Sise shares his experience and some of the history behind what is perhaps the most phallic festival in the world.


https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/gabrielsanchez/japan-kanamara-matsuri-festival-steel-phallus-penis
The dick worship is real... Not just in April. 🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on February 23, 2022, 12:34:46 AM
The LIGHT....

Saw....

ME .....



(canned guitar noodling)
(honky tonk back beat)
(beards, beer, & baseball hats)


The LIGHT....

Saw....

ME .....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on February 23, 2022, 01:06:03 AM
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Not sure whether or not she plans to frame it. @Camazotz Automat

 Heh heh @KSM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 23, 2022, 07:07:19 AM
https://twitter.com/gcanderson57/status/1496271050354610181
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 23, 2022, 07:14:13 AM
https://twitter.com/gcanderson57/status/1496271050354610181
That's a beautiful scene.

My additional comments, I have removed....

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 23, 2022, 11:14:43 AM
RIP Grumpy Cat

Colonial Meow and lil bub also passed away...
Title: Re: God Bless the Elvis blue suede Wave That’s Coming in 2022!
Post by: Gd5150 on February 23, 2022, 12:05:28 PM
New Elvis flick coming his year. With oh boy….Tom Hanks. Think they’ll squeeze some Morgan Freeman in too?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 23, 2022, 01:06:53 PM
Colonial Meow and lil bub also passed away...
Those other cats were famous too?

I remember the name Lil' Bub.

@Spookcat
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 23, 2022, 04:54:56 PM
A:  Legs, coffee mugs, eyelash curlers... Knives? Knives!

Q:  Things you should never put between you and your airbag...

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/story/2022-02-20/six-injured-in-rancho-bernardo-crash
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 23, 2022, 08:49:10 PM
https://twitter.com/gcanderson57/status/1496271050354610181
Holy crap that’s a lot of Pronghorn!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 24, 2022, 08:53:14 AM
Those other cats were famous too?

I remember the name Lil' Bub.

@Spookcat

Yep! Clockwise from Grumpy there's Sam (the worried cat), the business cat, Venus, Lil bub, Maru, Keyboard cat, and Colonial Meow. And Nyan cat on the painting behind them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 24, 2022, 08:56:01 AM
Yep! Clockwise from Grumpy there's Sam (the worried cat), the business cat, Venus, Lil bub, Maru, Keyboard cat, and Colonial Meow. And Nyan cat on the painting behind them.

I gotta go back and revisit that now...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 24, 2022, 09:08:11 AM
Bump
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Yep! Clockwise from Grumpy there's Sam (the worried cat), the business cat, Venus, Lil bub, Maru, Keyboard cat, and Colonial Meow. And Nyan cat on the painting behind them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 24, 2022, 11:10:07 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 24, 2022, 11:38:01 AM
Why?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Gd5150 on February 24, 2022, 11:46:42 AM
Why?



Get those boys some shark horn shell rhino tusk soup!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 24, 2022, 01:57:11 PM
Why?



Who tried that first?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2022, 12:59:44 AM
Why? Is Colgate importing additional "substances" along with their soap?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 25, 2022, 09:47:08 AM
Why? Is Colgate importing additional "substances" along with their soap?
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Same reason they import lumber and frozen veggies.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2022, 10:43:21 AM
Same reason they import lumber and frozen veggies.

Should I start cutting my bars of soap open hoping to find cocaine???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2022, 10:44:14 AM
Who tried that first?
It's not "who tried," but who survived it...
😁😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2022, 01:04:45 PM
Weird vibe at the car dealership...

A semi-clean homeless-acting guy just planted himself near me. Imitating me, no trolling me. I've been drinking tons of coffee and I made a noise when I forgot that I didn't water down the last cup to cool it. He keeps repeating the sound with each sip he takes. Kind of funny except I don't know if he'll try to kill me later...





Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 25, 2022, 01:27:44 PM
Weird vibe at the car dealership...

A semi-clean homeless-acting guy just planted himself near me. Imitating me, no trolling me. I've been drinking tons of coffee and I made a noise when I forgot that I didn't water down the last cup to cool it. He keeps repeating the sound with each sip he takes. Kind of funny except I don't know if he'll try to kill me later...
Maybe he’ll follow you here.  Maybe he’s already here.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 25, 2022, 01:49:23 PM
Weird vibe at the car dealership...

A semi-clean homeless-acting guy just planted himself near me. Imitating me, no trolling me. I've been drinking tons of coffee and I made a noise when I forgot that I didn't water down the last cup to cool it. He keeps repeating the sound with each sip he takes. Kind of funny except I don't know if he'll try to kill me later...

You made a friend! :)  Or, became a victim.  :'( 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 25, 2022, 01:50:27 PM
Maybe he’ll follow you here.  Maybe he’s already here.

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Heh heh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2022, 02:15:22 PM
Turns out he was there with his elderly father. Autistic. I said "hi" and "excuse me" to him and his father and I talked a little.

Dad was temporarily in a wheelchair with a bad leg... Hurt trying to manage this son during a meltdown.  His wife died and he's obviously worried about his son after he passes. (An easily 6'4" tall, skinny black man.) I started to tear up talking with him...

That's a level of stress one doesn't need in his old age.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 25, 2022, 05:54:31 PM
Turns out he was there with his elderly father. Autistic. I said "hi" and "excuse me" to him and his father and I talked a little.

Dad was temporarily in a wheelchair with a bad leg... Hurt trying to manage this son during a meltdown.  His wife died and he's obviously worried about his son after he passes. (An easily 6'4" tall, skinny black man.) I started to tear up talking with him...

That's a level of stress one doesn't need in his old age.

At least they're both driving
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2022, 06:22:37 PM
At least they're both driving

Dad was driving. Son is way off the chart.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2022, 09:09:01 PM
The micro adjustments are so subtle.

Impressive!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 27, 2022, 05:29:31 PM
The Boomtown Rats wrote I Hate Mondays 43 years ago in January.
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/sd-me-brenda-spencer-school-shooting-20190129-story.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 27, 2022, 10:42:25 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/3kkKGbe.mp4
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Post by: ShayP on February 27, 2022, 11:49:56 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/3kkKGbe.mp4

LOL!!! Sums up my life.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on February 28, 2022, 12:05:49 AM
I came across this by accident.  Simply amazing, and also rather bizarre.




 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 28, 2022, 12:21:21 AM
Yep! Clockwise from Grumpy there's Sam (the worried cat), the business cat, Venus, Lil bub, Maru, Keyboard cat, and Colonial Meow. And Nyan cat on the painting behind them.
Famous cats? Don't forget Owlkitty and Beauty'ntheBean  Bean always makes me laugh. And Owlkitty is a Star. In Fact many Stars

  (Check out Owlkitty in Titanic)       

    (the many meows of Bean)

     (when Bean and Lily first-ever met)


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 28, 2022, 01:48:34 AM
The micro adjustments are so subtle.

Impressive!


Olympic ball juggling. The Bulgarians are well known for their ability to balance, juggle and jiggle multiple balls simultaneously. Knowing how to effectively handle a multiplicity of balls efficiently was an important skill during the Communist takeover of Bulgaria. It has since been passed down from grandmothers to granddaughters and a few grandsons of Bulgarians who continue to hone ball juggling, jiggling and balancing in all its many formats as a special and at times necessary skill. Especially when dealing with Russians or other members of the oligarchy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 28, 2022, 02:51:08 PM
Olympic ball juggling. The Bulgarians are well known for their ability to balance, juggle and jiggle multiple balls simultaneously. Knowing how to effectively handle a multiplicity of balls efficiently was an important skill during the Communist takeover of Bulgaria. It has since been passed down from grandmothers to granddaughters and a few grandsons of Bulgarians who continue to hone ball juggling, jiggling and balancing in all its many formats as a special and at times necessary skill. Especially when dealing with Russians or other members of the oligarchy

Do I detect innuendo?  Or am I just a pervert?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on February 28, 2022, 02:57:36 PM
I just developed the urge for fried oysters or clams.  It's more of a powerful lust I tell you!  Must have.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on February 28, 2022, 02:59:38 PM
Olympic ball juggling. The Bulgarians are well known for their ability to balance, juggle and jiggle multiple balls simultaneously. Knowing how to effectively handle a multiplicity of balls efficiently was an important skill during the Communist takeover of Bulgaria. It has since been passed down from grandmothers to granddaughters and a few grandsons of Bulgarians who continue to hone ball juggling, jiggling and balancing in all its many formats as a special and at times necessary skill. Especially when dealing with Russians or other members of the oligarchy
Those things need to be treated like eggs not bounced on the floor.  I am taking my balls and going home.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 28, 2022, 03:02:39 PM
I just developed the urge for fried oysters or clams.  It's more of a powerful lust I tell you!  Must have.

Is Greg expecting by chance?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 28, 2022, 03:33:47 PM
Is Greg expecting by chance?

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I don't know but Whoozit doesn't seem stable, just leaving him at the alter like that. They're balls not eggs @whoozit ! Half the population has at least one .
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 28, 2022, 03:35:44 PM
Olympic ball juggling. The Bulgarians are well known for their ability to balance, juggle and jiggle multiple balls simultaneously. Knowing how to effectively handle a multiplicity of balls efficiently was an important skill during the Communist takeover of Bulgaria. It has since been passed down from grandmothers to granddaughters and a few grandsons of Bulgarians who continue to hone ball juggling, jiggling and balancing in all its many formats as a special and at times necessary skill. Especially when dealing with Russians or other members of the oligarchy

They are rather known for their rhythmic gymnastics. It's like the beauty pageant of gymnastics. A dude had to have made it a sport, right? Like what the fuck?? Who does this shit and why?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on February 28, 2022, 04:41:48 PM
New strings on a guitar are one of lifes five greatest pleasures.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 28, 2022, 04:45:06 PM
New strings on a guitar are one of lifes five greatest pleasures.

Unless it's a 12-string

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 28, 2022, 04:51:19 PM
I just developed the urge for fried oysters or clams.  It's more of a powerful lust I tell you!  Must have.
Love oysters.  Ever have them grilled?  I stuff my self silly with some Gulf ones, several times a year.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 01, 2022, 07:32:31 AM
Is Greg expecting by chance?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 01, 2022, 07:49:16 AM
Love oysters.  Ever have them grilled?  I stuff my self silly with some Gulf ones, several times a year.

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Looks so good.  I'd eat 20 of those. @ItsOver  Oh yeah, I've had them grilled.  I love them anyway they are prepared.  I used to get Rochambeau oysters when I was in Virginia.  They were farmed in the Chesapeake Bay.  It doesn't matter though.  I'll eat them from almost anywhere.  After seeing that picture I must take action today!  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 01, 2022, 08:53:36 AM
Looks so good.  I'd eat 20 of those. @ItsOver  Oh yeah, I've had them grilled.  I love them anyway they are prepared.  I used to get Rochambeau oysters when I was in Virginia.  They were farmed in the Chesapeake Bay.  It doesn't matter though.  I'll eat them from almost anywhere.  After seeing that picture I must take action today!  :D
Ha!  I can easily polish off several dozen.  Nice and plump, just waiting to slide into your mouth... feast away, my friend!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 03, 2022, 03:05:50 PM
Fun one here - 97 year old still working on the farm.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on March 03, 2022, 04:29:51 PM
Unless it's a 12-string

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Hahahahahahahaha

Let's finish that out ... One for each godless string.
😈😈😈
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on March 03, 2022, 05:35:25 PM
Mr. Robot remains one of my favorite fictional depictions of hacker culture.

Maybe it's just me, but video footage of the Russian Ukraine collision seems very Mr. Robot.

It is surreal.

Hey, I just realized for the VERY FIRST time that saying "footage" is akin to saying I'm "dialing" a number on my mobile or "hanging up" my mobile.

There is no linear foot measurement of film when using digital. Why am I still saying footage?

Expunged.

Now if you will excuse me, I must away to the bioscope to watch the latest talkie.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 03, 2022, 06:02:22 PM
Mr. Robot remains one of my favorite fictional depictions of hacker culture.

Maybe it's just me, but video footage of the Russian Ukraine collision seems very Mr. Robot.

It is surreal.

Hey, I just realized for the VERY FIRST time that saying "footage" is akin to saying I'm "dialing" a number on my mobile or "hanging up" my mobile.

There is no linear foot measurement of film when using digital. Why am I still saying footage?

Expunged.

Now if you will excuse me, I must away to the bioscope to watch the latest talkie.
Heh, heh, heh.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 04, 2022, 08:18:22 PM
[RANDOM]
• My stock has shrunk since the new administration, my dividends this quarter suck
...
War is good for my stock... Nearing 5-year highs. Too bad the currency isn't worth shit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 06, 2022, 12:36:13 PM
It's like, how much more joy can I play with today and the answer is, none,  none more joy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on March 06, 2022, 03:32:14 PM
Can a food truck get a Michelin star?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 06, 2022, 03:43:25 PM
Can a food truck get a Michelin star?

Good question. What about a Michelin chef who runs a food truck? 😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 06, 2022, 06:44:03 PM
@Walks_At_Night see what you started?

https://twitter.com/mongoliciouss/status/1500265944173711362
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 06, 2022, 06:44:51 PM
@Walks_At_Night see what you started?

https://twitter.com/mongoliciouss/status/1500265944173711362

Ye Gawds!!!!! 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 06, 2022, 06:49:29 PM
Ye Gawds!!!!!
That’s probably just a light snack.  I wonder what it eats for dinner.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 06, 2022, 06:50:29 PM
That’s probably just a light snack.  I wonder what it eats for dinner.

I was looking for a Z spray painted on that rig. Par for the course for Ivan these days.
Title: How to OD on Caffeine
Post by: ItsOver on March 07, 2022, 04:22:45 AM
https://www.businessinsider.com/personal-trainer-dies-after-drinking-equivalent-of-200-cups-of-coffee-2022-3

Ouch.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 07, 2022, 04:29:07 AM
I was looking for a Z spray painted on that rig. Par for the course for Ivan these days.
Heh.  Maybe it eats a couple of T-90s for dinner.

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Zelenskyy will no doubt be demanding the West send him some of these tank eaters.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 07, 2022, 10:27:18 AM
I just heard a Chick-fil-A commercial the first speaker was named Taquiya. That's a Muslim term for the permitted lying to promote Muslim ideals...

Because Chick-fil-A is famously founded by Christians, one must think that the choice of that person with that name might have been intentional.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 09, 2022, 08:06:26 AM
Elon Musk is such a troll

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1501449525831081987
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 11, 2022, 07:45:46 PM
Former judge (and church pastor) Tracie Hunter has crazy eyes.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 15, 2022, 07:06:31 PM
https://twitter.com/mongoliciouss/status/1503862925446074374
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 16, 2022, 10:39:36 AM
Does anybody else think that Kaiser Permanente's hold music has a piece that comprises of the songs Yesterday and Ring of Fire mashed together?
Title: The Bachelor morning after discussion thread.
Post by: Gd5150 on March 16, 2022, 12:40:28 PM
Just kidding.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 18, 2022, 10:46:59 AM
THOUGH SHALL NOT COVID THY NEIGHBORS WIFE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on March 18, 2022, 11:11:50 AM
I've got full moon fever.

Cops better be carrying sanctified silver loads today.

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Title: Re: And you thought your job was hard…
Post by: Gd5150 on March 19, 2022, 05:28:40 PM
Everyday they walk 2mi to the rim of a volcano then down 1000’ where they mine sulfur with their bare hands. Next to an acidic lake that will rot your teeth if you get the water in your mouth and kill you if you swallow it. There’s also deadly fumes that come off the lake. The liquid sulfer will eat your skin off if you touch it. Once it’s solidifies you put 150-200lbs in a basket and carry back up 1000’ to the rim. You do this twice a day and make $17. Don’t worry though, when the pandemic started they cut back the number of “miners” for social distancing.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 21, 2022, 02:58:37 PM
Don't know what wonderful thing I did but I was surprised to wake up with gifts from The She.  huh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 21, 2022, 03:26:46 PM
Don't know what wonderful thing I did but I was surprised to wake up with gifts from The She.  huh
No doubt for you just being you. ;)


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on March 21, 2022, 04:11:55 PM
The highlight of my day at work was watching a presentation to solve a problem that the presenters couldn’t define and obviously didn’t understand.  Fuck me with a hippopotamus sized horny toad.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 21, 2022, 04:39:29 PM
The highlight of my day at work was watching a presentation to solve a problem that the presenters couldn’t define and obviously didn’t understand.  Fuck me with a hippopotamus sized horny toad.

“An expert is just some guy from out of town”

Mark Twain
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 21, 2022, 04:45:48 PM
No doubt for you just being you. ;)


I think you may on to something there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 21, 2022, 05:00:24 PM
I think you may on to something there.
Heh, heh, heh.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 21, 2022, 05:30:37 PM
Fuck me with a hippopotamus sized horny toad.

DONE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 21, 2022, 07:03:48 PM
The highlight of my day at work was watching a presentation to solve a problem that the presenters couldn’t define and obviously didn’t understand.  Fuck me with a hippopotamus sized horny toad.

Just read the damn graph man.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 21, 2022, 08:04:33 PM
Sometimes when the neighbors dog barks, it sounds like ''red rum, red rum''.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 21, 2022, 08:36:04 PM
Sometimes when the neighbors dog barks, it sounds like ''red rum, red rum''.
Does he have one of these?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 22, 2022, 08:51:30 PM
Just started streaming "Live on Patrol" a police chief in Minnesota... Driving around, they got a call of a car stopped 45 minutes with the engine running...  DUI sleeping at the wheel.  Drama at its finest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on March 24, 2022, 02:14:44 PM
Individual Initiative

https://twitter.com/BanginTweets_/status/1506894834996502535
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 25, 2022, 03:03:28 PM
Well, this sounds like fun.

“Perez was arrested Feb. 25 at the San Ysidro Port of Entry, authorities said, after attempting to cross the border while hiding 60 reptiles — including dozens of lizards and four snakes — in his jacket and pants pockets as well as his groin area and pant legs. According to the indictment, he told customs officials he had nothing to declare, then backtracked and said that "the animals were his pets...”

https://news.yahoo.com/man-caught-dozens-lizards-clothes-120003489.html

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 25, 2022, 03:32:29 PM
Well, this sounds like fun.

“Perez was arrested Feb. 25 at the San Ysidro Port of Entry, authorities said, after attempting to cross the border while hiding 60 reptiles — including dozens of lizards and four snakes — in his jacket and pants pockets as well as his groin area and pant legs. According to the indictment, he told customs officials he had nothing to declare, then backtracked and said that "the animals were his pets...”

https://news.yahoo.com/man-caught-dozens-lizards-clothes-120003489.html

Pocket lizard.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 26, 2022, 10:02:07 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 27, 2022, 04:58:58 AM
Best parts of the NCAA tournament.





Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on March 27, 2022, 09:57:18 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on March 27, 2022, 04:23:26 PM
Nothing left on the king's court but a bloody blue peacock.

🏀
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on March 27, 2022, 04:24:48 PM
Road and gravel cycling is my new hobby.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 27, 2022, 04:37:01 PM
Nothing left on the king's court but a bloody blue peacock.

🏀
Before.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 27, 2022, 08:42:10 PM
If you want to see what inbreeding really does...

Google:  "Whittaker Family Mark Laita"
Title: Re: Wheels falling off at Oscars. Will Smith hits Chris Rock
Post by: Gd5150 on March 27, 2022, 08:50:22 PM
Not that anyones watching but Will Smith’s roid rage kicked in. Hollyweird circling the drain.

Title: Re: Wheels falling off at Oscars. Will Smith hits Chris Rock
Post by: sean92008 on March 27, 2022, 08:57:36 PM
Not that anyones watching but Will Smith’s roid rage kicked in. Hollyweird circling the drain.


Will Smith is a (literal) cuck.

I hope there's charges for that asshole.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on March 27, 2022, 09:26:46 PM
Before.

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Heh heh. They had started to believe their own hype.

I had to watch.

A few of the players' facial expressions were similar to the Jesus cult who claimed the "rapture" would occur at a prophesied time and date.

Mobile phone cameras recorded their befuddled looks when they were not ~caught up in the air.~

Belief is a powerful thing.

I believe I will have another drink.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on March 27, 2022, 10:14:54 PM
https://twitter.com/oh_no_isabel/status/1508287165939159044
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on March 27, 2022, 10:20:47 PM
With each passing year, Reba McEntyre reminds me more and more of a puppet in The Dark Crystal. That's not necessarily a bad thing.

And she will always look better than G. I. Jada.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 27, 2022, 10:50:19 PM
With each passing year, Reba McEntyre reminds me more and more of a puppet in The Dark Crystal. That's not necessarily a bad thing.

And she will always look better than G. I. Jada.

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I saw a bubble-butted duck today at a home improvement store. I tried not to get caught looking. It was gross and cartoonish just like The Dark Crystal character...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on March 28, 2022, 03:48:57 AM
https://twitter.com/WatchChad/status/1508307064162070530
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on March 28, 2022, 04:34:08 AM
https://twitter.com/katfan4eva/status/1508403638452076555
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 28, 2022, 04:37:14 AM
https://twitter.com/WatchChad/status/1508307064162070530
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 28, 2022, 07:45:15 AM
https://twitter.com/WatchChad/status/1508307064162070530

Ricky gervais would have thought of that line, Chris Rock, missed the opportunity. COMEDY FAIL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on March 28, 2022, 08:31:24 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 29, 2022, 10:42:58 AM
The number of drivers I see in WA who text, and drive is astonishing. The head down in the car ahead of you at the red light is most common. You know what happens when the light turns green.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on March 29, 2022, 11:24:30 AM
Honk like a Canadian trucker?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on March 29, 2022, 11:48:04 AM
The number of drivers I see in WA who text, and drive is astonishing. The head down in the car ahead of you at the red light is most common. You know what happens when the light turns green.
I don’t believe it’s unique to WA.  I just hope I’m not inconveniencing anyone in back of me as the twit in front of me is busy updating Facebook or whatever it is they’re doing.  With their head down, I assume they’re not praying for salvation, especially in WA.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 29, 2022, 11:58:51 AM
Honk like a Canadian trucker?
I do. Soon as that light turns, I Do!

With their head down, I assume they’re not praying for salvation, especially in WA.
heh heh
 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind - chainsaw season
Post by: Gd5150 on March 30, 2022, 09:02:29 PM
For those in the market…size matters.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind - chainsaw season
Post by: ShayP on March 30, 2022, 09:12:44 PM
For those in the market…size matters.



I already have a Stihl.  Not as big as that one.  I want that woman.  I'm fine with hers being bigger than mine.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 01, 2022, 09:05:08 PM
The dude running up with the fire extinguisher has balls but no brains

https://twitter.com/suemaccount/status/1509950651211595783
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 01, 2022, 09:29:57 PM
The dude running up with the fire extinguisher has balls but no brains

https://twitter.com/suemaccount/status/1509950651211595783

That's the same idiocy that brings us third world countries in the Americas.
Title: Buddy The Cat Pulls Through
Post by: ItsOver on April 02, 2022, 03:57:32 AM


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 02, 2022, 09:21:31 AM
I haven't googled it, but I heard a Motel 6 commercial without Tom Modell... The guy has got to be as old as dirt, considering he's been doing ads for him for 40 plus years and had a career before that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on April 02, 2022, 10:46:47 AM
I haven't googled it, but I heard a Motel 6 commercial without Tom Modell... The guy has got to be as old as dirt, considering he's been doing ads for him for 40 plus years and had a career before that.
He’s 67. 

“In 1986, Bodett was building houses in Homer, Alaska, and contributing to NPR's All Things Considered. A creative director at the Richards Group ad agency heard him on NPR and hired him to record a commercial for Motel 6. Bodett ad-libbed the famous line "We'll leave the light on for you" and has been the chain's spokesperson ever since. The director David Fowler hired him because Bodett "sound[ed] like the kind of person who stays there." Fowler said he thought, "Gosh, if I only had an account for a national budget motel brand with a sense of humor and humility, I could make a heck of an advertising campaign with this guy."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Bodett

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on April 02, 2022, 04:03:33 PM
It would appear from idle observation on tv that the boobs on Newsmax are bigger even than those on Fox.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on April 02, 2022, 04:25:31 PM
It would appear from idle observation on tv that the boobs on Newsmax are bigger even than those on Fox.
What about leg crossers?  More or less?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 02, 2022, 06:01:50 PM
It would appear from idle observation on tv that the boobs on Newsmax are bigger even than those on Fox.

Nipple placement is highly underrated.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 03, 2022, 04:55:39 PM
Some things don't translate from Chinese to English very well. Or maybe they do...
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Post by: ItsOver on April 03, 2022, 05:02:32 PM
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Post by: TigerLily on April 04, 2022, 04:45:30 PM
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I don't understand. I'm American
Title: Man accidentally attaches his STD results to his ‘dream job’ application
Post by: ItsOver on April 08, 2022, 07:09:41 AM
https://nypost.com/2022/04/07/man-accidentally-attaches-std-results-to-dream-job-application/

Also good for paranormaldate.com profiles and EllGab posts.
Title: Re: Man accidentally attaches his STD results to his ‘dream job’ application
Post by: ShayP on April 08, 2022, 07:25:31 AM
https://nypost.com/2022/04/07/man-accidentally-attaches-std-results-to-dream-job-application/

Also good for paranormaldate.com profiles and EllGab posts.

LOL!  Poor guy.

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Title: Re: Man accidentally attaches his STD results to his ‘dream job’ application
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 08, 2022, 08:28:50 AM
Dude should have taken the minimalist approach:

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Title: Re: Man accidentally attaches his STD results to his ‘dream job’ application
Post by: Gd5150 on April 08, 2022, 08:39:24 AM
https://nypost.com/2022/04/07/man-accidentally-attaches-std-results-to-dream-job-application/

Also good for paranormaldate.com profiles and EllGab posts.

Was it Hunter or Joe?

At least Kamala’s resume has a photo:

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on April 08, 2022, 12:46:50 PM
For the oil sheik who has everything? Who the hell else would buy this stupid thing

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https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1135534_german-tuner-builds-rolls-royce-cullinan-overlander
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 08, 2022, 02:49:20 PM
For the oil sheik who has everything? Who the hell else would buy this stupid thing

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https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1135534_german-tuner-builds-rolls-royce-cullinan-overlander

I have been getting a lot of take offs from a retired LAPD SWAT officer... His SUV's got 2% of my miles on it and he's been methodically replacing everything.

He's got an awning, a top-mounted tent, a rack that holds four of those old military-style gas cans, he added actual rock sliders, etc...

He referred to it as his zombie apocalypse vehicle...  He thinks there will be massive societal issues because something has to give.

Plus it's fun... A whole lifestyle/fanboi thing with "overlanding."

As for a Rolls Royce, I certainly wouldn't rely on that to be an SUV, those things are in the shop more than they are on the road nowadays.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on April 08, 2022, 02:49:47 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 08, 2022, 03:05:40 PM
He's got an awning, a top-mounted tent, a rack that holds four of those old military-style gas cans, he added actual rock sliders, etc...

Sore subject. Wanted to pick up three 5 gallon gas cans.  Surplus Jerry Can runs about $75 from Coleman's (https://colemans.com/nato-military-jerry-can) with shipping. So I cucked like a Great Reset/NWO little bitch.  :-[

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on April 08, 2022, 03:06:33 PM
So I cucked like a Great Reset/NWO little bitch.  :-[

You will live in the pod, you will eat bugs, you will own nothing and you'll be happy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 08, 2022, 03:13:25 PM
You will live in the pod, you will eat bugs, you will own nothing and you'll be happy.

The comments for those cans make for some interesting reading. Gives one some hope for the future as long as dudes like this still live.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 08, 2022, 03:14:51 PM
Great Reset

If you call an abortion the Great Reset then the girls will probably feel better.
I wish I had that name for them when I was paying for abortions like they were movie tickets.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on April 08, 2022, 04:31:22 PM
Fishing trip is on this summer.  I’ve really missed the trip the last two years and I ain’t getting any younger.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 08, 2022, 04:52:26 PM
Fishing trip is on this summer.  I’ve really missed the trip the last two years and I ain’t getting any younger.

Feigl-Ding says no fishing trip for you!

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1512296187461832715
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 10, 2022, 09:31:29 AM
You will live in the pod, you will eat bugs, you will own nothing and you'll be happy.

You shall also kneel in the street to get your "I'm a good boy" code okayed for the next 12 hours. (https://rumble.com/embed/vxi17v/?pub=g6x9x)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on April 12, 2022, 12:33:44 PM
Https://twitter.com/matthowsermd/status/1513961918477840395
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 12, 2022, 12:40:26 PM
Https://twitter.com/matthowsermd/status/1513961918477840395

That was a pretty interesting podcast he had going.  Too bad.
Title: Men Accused of ‘Gang Raping’ Bengal Monitor Lizard
Post by: ItsOver on April 14, 2022, 11:52:48 PM
Those crazy Indians.

“Police in western India’s Maharashtra state recently arrested four men for allegedly “gang-raping” a Bengal monitor lizard, the Press Trust of India (PTI) reported on Thursday, noting an official for the Maharashtra Forest Department confirmed the group’s arrest on Wednesday.”

https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2022/04/14/indian-police-arrest-4-men-accused-gang-raping-bengal-monitor-lizard/

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 15, 2022, 07:57:58 PM
I have been watching a YouTube channel called Live on Patrol.

A couple of times, I've noticed that the street lights look like they're putting off purple light...

Duh! They're in Minneapolis!!! I guess the certain streets that approach Paisley Park have purple street lights. So fucking cool!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 15, 2022, 09:18:55 PM
Correction: Minneapolis has defective street lights...
https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2022/02/09/purple-street-lights-apple-valley/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on April 15, 2022, 09:35:07 PM
Correction: Minneapolis has defective street lights...
https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2022/02/09/purple-street-lights-apple-valley/

Here’s Why You’re Seeing Purple Street Lights In Some Metro Cities

“There’s speculation over the color having to do with saving energy, saving money, and even aiding traffic cameras with catching speeders. But Matt Saam, Apple Valley’s public works director, says they’re just bad light bulbs.

“We believe we got a faulty product,” Saam said.”

Ha!  And it just “happens” to fault to purple?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 15, 2022, 09:38:55 PM
Here’s Why You’re Seeing Purple Street Lights In Some Metro Cities

“There’s speculation over the color having to do with saving energy, saving money, and even aiding traffic cameras with catching speeders. But Matt Saam, Apple Valley’s public works director, says they’re just bad light bulbs.

“We believe we got a faulty product,” Saam said.”

Ha!  And it just “happens” to fault to purple?

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It's happening in Cincinnati too. Prince hated Cincy!
🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 15, 2022, 10:00:10 PM
Hyundai and Kia owners, this is still going on.
https://www.wisn.com/article/critics-question-design-of-kia-hyundai-vehicles-in-massive-theft-spike/36828234
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 18, 2022, 05:16:41 PM
Neat... Namibia watering hole...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on April 18, 2022, 05:54:41 PM
Just out for a stroll in the neighborhood.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 18, 2022, 08:30:08 PM
Odd. Possible. Plausible.
https://www.discovermagazine.com/mind/was-stephen-hawkings-illness-psychosomatic-no
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 19, 2022, 01:48:31 PM
My MadMen glasses.
#Crystal

Those guys drank rye. ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on April 21, 2022, 06:03:47 PM
My heart is exploding with joy

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 21, 2022, 06:17:11 PM
My heart is exploding with joy


That's an invasion of cuteness...

I remember watching a science series that included discussion on a Russian business's attempts to domesticate foxes.  I think they said after a dozen generations, it still wasn't successful.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on April 21, 2022, 06:31:09 PM
That's an invasion of cuteness...

I remember watching a science series that included discussion on a Russian business's attempts to domesticate foxes.  I think they said after a dozen generations, it still wasn't successful.

Yeah, I had read that the more they bred them for tameness, the more they became physically dissimilar to wild (normal) foxes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 22, 2022, 12:26:21 PM
Darwin Award shoe-in
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/boy-dies-after-teens-take-turns-shooting-at-each-other-wearing-armored-vest-police-say/ar-AAW2M3D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on April 22, 2022, 12:48:49 PM
And so, it begins  . . . .
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on April 22, 2022, 06:07:26 PM


This trial, only a few days in, is something for mental health professionals, domestic abuse advocates, and trial lawyers to learn from. This is some truly crazy shit. This woman is a complete psychopath.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 22, 2022, 09:06:57 PM
Watching YouTube channel "Live on Patrol..."

First thing I see is a bunch of cops surrounding a lady and her car.

Car thieves switched her back license plate out with a stolen one. So there is a hot car with a legitimate plate on the back.

Check yer plates kids!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 23, 2022, 07:58:31 AM
This was at least 5 years before Star Trek: The Next Generation was in development...
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I was thinking about this song, this is the first time I've seen this weird video.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on April 23, 2022, 10:07:39 AM
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 23, 2022, 10:12:46 AM
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496

Elon Musk is the funniest mass-polluter and shyster that I know of.

I'm starting to like him.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 23, 2022, 06:45:23 PM
I guess high noon at the Oasis rather than Midnight at the Oasis.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 23, 2022, 06:49:20 PM
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496

I used to detest that Musk dude. He's been growing on me.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 24, 2022, 12:20:47 PM
Sooo...

Police occasionally drive down my street and it just happened to be the day today. I'm working on my SUV in my garage and our local law enforcement representative happened to be driving by while watching me enter the vehicle with a can of beer in my hand. He stops at the end of my driveway gets out and walks up and start saying something about the beer. I invited him to look into the cab of my vehicle and ask him to verify that the car is undrivable...  Piles of wires bunched everywhere, three sets of flashlights, wires dangling from the ceiling, headrests off the seats. He laughed and I decided to mention that the alcoholic drivers in my neighborhood live at each house on the end of my block. 😈😈😈 (One of the two drinkers totaled his car recently.)

Beautiful day here, another Pleasant Valley Sunday here in status symbol land.
Title: Flickr - Free Account
Post by: Up All Night on April 24, 2022, 08:53:47 PM
I updated my Free FLICKR account tonight to have most photos "Public."

https://blog.flickr.net/en/2022/03/17/flickr-forever-2022/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 24, 2022, 10:55:43 PM
Sam Kinison had the answer to world hunger...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on April 25, 2022, 09:57:48 PM
Sam Kinison had the answer to world hunger...

And George Carlin had the answer for Homelessness in the US...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on April 26, 2022, 05:50:52 AM
https://twitter.com/pleathermanmark/status/1518782364893261826
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 26, 2022, 06:28:55 AM
I have been watching the circus with Legal Bytes, she's part of the LawTube community. Between her and Nick Rekieta Law, over 30k were watching on just those two streams.

Even though Johnny Depp is clearly winning this battle, I heard from a beautiful, very beautiful woman named Christina who is attending the trial had appeared on Legal Bytes and said that one of the jurors is an absolute mask-wearing lefto. In that state, it has to be a unanimous decision for the verdict. Christina also said that Amber Heard has turned around and looked at her numerous times...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on April 26, 2022, 01:13:07 PM
https://twitter.com/sydneylwatson/status/1518968561984802819
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 26, 2022, 04:23:33 PM
San Diego has banned menthol cigarettes...

If I'm going to start smoking again, I WANT MENTHOLS!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 26, 2022, 05:16:35 PM
San Diego has banned menthol cigarettes...

That has to be racist
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 26, 2022, 05:49:11 PM
That has to be racist
Humm, I'm white as day. I always thought of menthols as cigarettes for men with large penises and the women who suck them.
😁😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 26, 2022, 09:47:32 PM
Interesting looking movie on the Shudder streaming service...

Cursed movies.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 29, 2022, 06:13:49 AM
Danny Machete Trejo is suddenly looking REALLY old. He's almost 78.

True, they may have digitally softened his wrinkles in something he did a year or two ago, but I saw something today and he looks really bad compared to that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 29, 2022, 04:19:01 PM
This woman is obviously smart, beautiful (when her wig is on) and is a complete fucking loon.

https://bijouxinjurylaw.com/



If jail was coed, I'd go get myself arrested in that town.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 30, 2022, 09:12:44 PM
Went to sign in to a recording forum that I used to be a part of. Actually, two different recording boards. These two are not connected in any way and each are their own animal but I have been banned in both places! How on Earth did this happen? I've seen others banned due to being mean assholes and such but surely the admins didn't get together and make a group decision. But nevertheless, I'm banned, banned, BANned, BANNED!

Damn Shitheads.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 30, 2022, 09:36:05 PM
Went to sign in to a recording forum that I used to be a part of. Actually, two different recording boards. These two are not connected in any way and each are their own animal but I have been banned in both places! How on Earth did this happen? I've seen others banned due to being mean assholes and such but surely the admins didn't get together and make a group decision. But nevertheless, I'm banned, banned, BANned, BANNED!

Damn Shitheads.

Strat players?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 01, 2022, 01:12:28 PM
Strat players?
No, just a bunch of poopy-pants.

You're a single coil guy, ain't cha'?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 01, 2022, 01:31:42 PM
These two are not connected in any way

Or they are.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 01, 2022, 01:33:17 PM
No, just a bunch of poopy-pants.

You're a single coil guy, ain't cha'?

Single coilers are missionary men, too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 01, 2022, 05:37:34 PM
No, just a bunch of poopy-pants.

You're a single coil guy, ain't cha'?

Right now, I crave Gibson.

My neuropathy makes guitar playing frustrating, but I am eying a Stewart McDonald kit guitar with dual P90s or an SG kit.

If I had one guitar, and one guitar only, 3-pickup SG custom with a Bigsby B50 (B5, whatever...)

My favorite necks are '50s profile Gibson and baseball bat Tele.

I think I have three or four Strats in various stages of disassembly. I really liked an '80s neck but had some more modern and richer pickups that I wanted to switch around. Maybe I can start fiddling with them again this summer if I stay in remission.

Single coilers are missionary men, too.
Missionary is the position of a lazy woman!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 01, 2022, 05:50:18 PM
Back in my day everybody played Gretsch.  Are the new ones any good?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 01, 2022, 08:17:56 PM
Back in my day everybody played Gretsch.  Are the new ones any good?
If you're picky, only the Japanese made ones, less picky, Korean made ones are okay too. One of the last bases I would play on stage was the Chinese-made short scale solid body bass. None of them were okay out of the box. I would have to at least file off the fret edges. Some guy is online complaining that the pickups are falsely advertised has humbuckers, because they're not. That explains why they made noise when they shouldn't have...

I was a (very, very minor) Gretsch artist, would go to their shows and everything, demo products, help people, etc... I had to work while Duane Eddy and Billy Zoom and Tom Petersson would sign autographs and be rockstars 😁😁😁

Gretsches were much better when they were being made in the early 1990s in Japan under a different name, it might have been "Electromatic" or "National," I don't remember.

Their old "smile guy" and marketing dude, Joe Carducci, told me that it was by chance that a doctor did an MRI of an original Gretsch. The results were used to help them improve the vintage sound by copying the densities of each layer of the plywoods used.

Gretsch owns Bigsby too, although they are separate divisions so that they can make more money selling the Bigsby to Fender who is making Gretsch guitars.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 01, 2022, 09:01:37 PM
Or they are.
Well, they one thing in common, don't they.

Single coilers are missionary men, too.
And they use far less toilet paper.

Right now, I crave Gibson.

My neuropathy makes guitar playing frustrating, but I am eying a Stewart McDonald kit guitar with dual P90s or an SG kit.

If I had one guitar, and one guitar only, 3-pickup SG custom with a Bigsby B50 (B5, whatever...)

My favorite necks are '50s profile Gibson and baseball bat Tele.

I think I have three or four Strats in various stages of disassembly. I really liked an '80s neck but had some more modern and richer pickups that I wanted to switch around. Maybe I can start fiddling with them again this summer if I stay in remission.
Missionary is the position of a lazy woman!
Weird to read "right now I'm craving a Gibson"  :o Minus the Hummers, right? @sean92008

I could never get into the 3 pickup thing. The look alone pissed me off and the middle P got in the way of 16ths at times.  I would love a black SG.
I would really love a Custom 2 pickup, black with gold hardware Les Paul. The way the binding frames a black Les Paul like that?  :-* :) :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 01, 2022, 09:19:49 PM
Well, they one thing in common, don't they.
And they use far less toilet paper.
Weird to read "right now I'm craving a Gibson"  :o Minus the Hummers, right? @sean92008

I could never get into the 3 pickup thing. The look alone pissed me off and the middle P got in the way of 16ths at times.  I would love a black SG.
I would really love a Custom 2 pickup, black with gold hardware Les Paul. The way the binding frames a black Les Paul like that?  :-* :) :-*

I just don't like black guitars. I like the early 60s SG with the small pickguard and in that classic red. Although I really loved the old Schecter Tele Pete Townshend had, black top, binding and a natural mahogany back..

As for three pickup models, I got addicted to them when I had an all-walnut "The Paul" with a lot of phase, coil splitting, series/parallel and even coil selection switches.

It had enough controls on it that I referred to it as the "mixing board guitar."


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 01, 2022, 11:12:51 PM
... And they use far less toilet paper....

Aaaand back to Sheryl Crow
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 01, 2022, 11:13:36 PM
Aaaand back to Sheryl Crow
Sex degrees of Sheryl Crow...

Did she mean woman's #1 or was it really #2?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on May 02, 2022, 11:21:26 AM
Valve stems, like erections, should stand long and proud.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 02, 2022, 11:59:28 AM
Valve stems, like erections, should stand long and proud.

If not, there's a definite problem...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 02, 2022, 02:10:02 PM
Same right hand over approximately 18 hours... Some internet babe trying to sell me cryptocurrency has de-aged. Her lips look different from the side angle compared to straight on as well. Again her use of a filter indicates that she's not going to meet me in person to do business because the truth will come out!

Thanks to a camera filter, old women are trying to portray themselves as young...
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Title: Goodbye Carl!
Post by: ItsOver on May 04, 2022, 07:13:55 AM
Carl the Rooster, Miss. town’s icon, killed and dumped in parking lot

“Carl was so much more than a rooster,” Rob told the news station. He called the bird a “pillar of the community.”

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/carl-the-rooster-miss-town-e2-80-99s-icon-killed-and-dumped-in-parking-lot/ar-AAWUsoM

Title: Re: Goodbye Carl!
Post by: Camazotz Automat on May 04, 2022, 09:30:09 AM
Carl the Rooster, Miss. town’s icon, killed and dumped in parking lot

“Carl was so much more than a rooster,” Rob told the news station. He called the bird a “pillar of the community.”

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/carl-the-rooster-miss-town-e2-80-99s-icon-killed-and-dumped-in-parking-lot/ar-AAWUsoM


Carl was worth more than twenty Kendras. The fact she was employed in the sheriff's department is a whole different level of damning. Every legal case she was involved in is now surrounded by an aura of mindless crazy ass and subject to review.






Title: Re: Goodbye Carl!
Post by: ItsOver on May 04, 2022, 09:51:14 AM

Carl was worth more than twenty Kendras. The fact she was employed in the sheriff's department is a whole different level of damning. Every legal case she was involved in is now surrounded by an aura of mindless crazy ass and subject to review.
Damn cock haterz!  :(
Title: Re: Goodbye Carl, King of The Cocks
Post by: ItsOver on May 04, 2022, 11:13:42 AM
Carl will be missed.  Rock it Carl!



Carl will not be down for breakfast anymore.  :-[

“Eric Reynolds
4 days ago
We went to pop brothers today and I watched in sadness when my boys were frantically looking for Carl, I had to explain that he wouldn’t be here anymore. I believe that the appropriate punishment for the woman that did this would be to have to stand there at anchor and explain to all of our kids why our beloved rooster is no longer there.”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 05, 2022, 08:24:28 PM
Just got back from Los Angeles...

I bet borderline prejudiced people get more prejudiced when they see the numerous scenarios I saw today.

Tons of Corvettes, Porsches, Teslas, not a lot of brains.

I even saw a Tesla at a Costco gas station... Pulled in, lady got out, lady took a few steps, turned around and got back in the car... Buhbye.

Gas $4.99 in LA, $5.49 in the San Diego area.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 06, 2022, 04:37:50 AM
According to the commercial for San Diego running on tv here, you folks still only drive old VW bugs, transporters, and 1950s Porsches.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 06, 2022, 07:42:37 AM
According to the commercial for San Diego running on tv here, you folks still only drive old VW bugs, transporters, and 1950s Porsches.

Nothing says "clean air" like an old Volkswagen...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 06, 2022, 09:28:33 AM
Nothing says "clean air" like an old Volkswagen...

I saw one of the old VW Bugs from the 1960s yesterday, light blue paint in an advanced state of oxidation.  Even the cool old-style black and yellow license plate was all bent up and oxidized.  Old geezer with long white beard driving...  Probably not in any commercials.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 06, 2022, 09:38:33 AM
I saw one of the old VW Bugs from the 1960s yesterday, light blue paint in an advanced state of oxidation.  Even the cool old-style black and yellow license plate was all bent up and oxidized.  Old geezer with long white beard driving...  Probably not in any commercials.
Back in the late 1980s, I had quite a few friends and acquaintances who were militant ecological people. A great deal of them drove various models of old Volkswagens.

One particular day, a fire hydrant-shaped dyke named Tina took a styrofoam cup that I was using for numerous cups of coffee for the entire day and threw it away. I explained to her that I was just going to grab another cup and create more trash. She got incensed. With her response, I added on "how many miles per gallon does your VW get?" (At the time, I was driving a Toyota Camry station wagon that got 30 MPG over an entire tankful.)

Later in the day I was called in to the regional manager's office. Ultimately, the boss learned that she was harassing me over the coffee cups and all was good between the boss and me.

Today, I bet that Tina is either 400 lb or is dead. Her religion was hate of men and is the type that would believe that Hunter Biden's laptop is complete Russian disinformation.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 06, 2022, 09:51:09 AM
... Later in the day I was called in to the regional manager's office...

She ''reported'' you?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 06, 2022, 09:57:15 AM
She ''reported'' you?
Oh yeah.

I was harassing her... A tall white guy that had dated a few different girls in the office, always had somebody to eat lunch with and regulators would always interview to see if techniques could be improved upon was harassing the short, stumpy, red-headed lesbian.

Yep.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 06, 2022, 10:20:01 AM
Back in the late 1980s, I had quite a few friends and acquaintances who were militant ecological people. A great deal of them drove various models of old Volkswagens.

One particular day, a fire hydrant-shaped dyke named Tina took a styrofoam cup that I was using for numerous cups of coffee for the entire day and threw it away. I explained to her that I was just going to grab another cup and create more trash. She got incensed. With her response, I added on "how many miles per gallon does your VW get?" (At the time, I was driving a Toyota Camry station wagon that got 30 MPG over an entire tankful.)

Later in the day I was called in to the regional manager's office. Ultimately, the boss learned that she was harassing me over the coffee cups and all was good between the boss and me.

Today, I bet that Tina is either 400 lb or is dead. Her religion was hate of men and is the type that would believe that Hunter Biden's laptop is complete Russian disinformation.
I like that story. It is very fun to think about those in the past who you knew in some working or otherwise capacity.

In 91 I had a female roommate (Donna) :-* She looked exactly like Marriah Carrey when she was hot. Donna was white - white hot! Tall too and I like that.  Donna was a wiccan. A well paid escort as well. Donna also had an albino ferret named Spooky. Spooky was not unscented so he stunk to the worst degree of feral musk. Yuck.   She kept the large rodent  chained to a base kitchen cabinet that was also his home.  he was always trying to break off of his 3' chain and would take runs at it. He wanted off!
I slept on the floor in the living room that was just off the open kitchen about 8' from the rodent and Donna had the single bedroom.  One night Donna had one of her witch friends over and they drank wine while talking for hours. I won't go into it but her friend was always trying to.. 'capture me' she wanted a baby. Specifically a baby boy that she could raise on her own as a wizard!  ??? ::)
This particular night I eventually went to sleep only to wake hours later to utter chaos. She was on top of me, riding me like a dime-store cowgirl. Screaming and moaning. I guess she manipulated me (it) into cooperating with her desires. As I woke I realized that I too was moving as if I was actually into this, which I was not!
Just then; the rodent broke from the chain and rushed/ attacked us with a feverish revenge. It was pitch black and being a basement suite there was no moonlight shining through the narrow windows. Spooky was relentless as she lifted herself off of me and ran around in the dark screaming.  After awhile Donna woke and came out of the bedroom turning the lights on and thus defusing the situation.  Men can be raped! I was tested many times over the next month for any deleterious effects off the unfortunate hook-up.  Yuck.

Was a freaky scene, man. Wark St, just off of Bay St, Victoria BC.

EDIT: I have spared the group the detail on what she was screaming while aboard me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 06, 2022, 10:39:40 AM
Oh yeah.

I was harassing her... A tall white guy that had dated a few different girls in the office, always had somebody to eat lunch with and regulators would always interview to see if techniques could be improved upon was harassing the short, stumpy, red-headed lesbian.

Yep.

I got ''reported'' once.  Pregnant lady in the office, someone I'd been on fairly friendly terms with up until then - she said I ''mooed'' at her as she was walking by my office.  Apparently before I came in the next day after the alleged mooing, her husband came in and made all sorts of threats, she was crying... 

Um, I don't know what the fuck you think you heard, but it wasn't me.  Have a pickle or something.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 06, 2022, 10:40:23 AM
Oh yeah.

I was harassing her... A tall white guy that had dated a few different girls in the office, always had somebody to eat lunch with and regulators would always interview to see if techniques could be improved upon was harassing the short, stumpy, red-headed lesbian.

Yep.

Have you ever been reported for just being there?  I have.  As well as a coworker.  All we were doing was working at our respective stations in the kitchen.  It was close quarters and we were on opposite sides, sort of back to back.  There was one girl who would walk through and we would "suck it in" to give her room.  Basically tucking ourselves close to the tables.  We couldn't help how the work area was laid out and where we were told to work.

Anyway, my coworker and I both worked the same shift.  One morning we arrive to work and HR summoned us to the office.  We were told the girl that I mentioned felt threatened when she walked between us.  Keep in my mind, our backs were to her.  She didn't feel comfortable squeezing between two large men.  I'm not kidding.  She said she felt nervous.  What's more absurd is the HR person asked if there was a way we could rearrange the kitchen.  I couldn't believe it.  I just gave her a stern 'No' and said maybe the focus should be on things that matter like hygiene and food safety.

The food service industry is full of wackos.  More so over the last 20 years.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 06, 2022, 10:44:07 AM
Have you ever been reported for just being there?...

I was at a concert once, a small place called Slim's in SF.  A friend was standing next to me, his arms folded across his chest.

Suddenly this wacko in front of us whirled around all pissed off, and told him to keep his hands off her.  I know for a fact that no one was touching her.  Don't taze me, bro.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 06, 2022, 10:55:56 AM
short, stumpy, red-headed lesbian.


Those ones can rebuild a fucking carburetor and install a sink at the same time!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 06, 2022, 11:10:05 AM
I was at a concert once, a small place called Slim's in SF.  A friend was standing next to me, his arms folded across his chest.

Suddenly this wacko in front of us whirled around all pissed off, and told him to keep his hands off her.  I know for a fact that no one was touching her.  Don't taze me, bro.

It seems like the insanity has been festering exponentially as time goes by.  I'm waiting for the day when you smile and say hello to a stranger and it's somehow a crime.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2022, 11:13:11 AM
his arms folded across his chest.

Exactly how I imagine you "enjoying" a concert.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 06, 2022, 11:53:28 AM
Those ones can rebuild a fucking carburetor and install a sink at the same time!

I wish she were so talented. I think she was in accounting. Lesbian accountants are boring.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 06, 2022, 11:57:29 AM
I wish she were so talented. I think she was in accounting. Lesbian accountants are boring.

Lesbian accountants?  You mean accountants.  ;)  Sorry to any accountants who may be on this site.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 06, 2022, 12:03:42 PM
@KSM - The ferret was instrumental in preventing her pregnancy. Was the ferret her witch animal? You know, like Ron Weasley's rat? Maybe there was spiritual battle going on.

By the way, do tell what she was saying... A Chinese woman once rode me to the tune of "God Loves Me."

It seems like the insanity has been festering exponentially as time goes by.  I'm waiting for the day when you smile and say hello to a stranger and it's somehow a crime.

Yesterday, at LAX, we saw a child doing something extremely dangerous. I stopped the people I was picking up from intervening. The mother looked like she marched with BLM and has TDS...  I worried that they'd intervene and suffer blame-shifting and possible liability if something happened.

If the mother didn't care, we shouldn't help. I'd rather be a good witness to support the surveillance footage proving that the mother was negligent. Plus, a mother that doesn't care will likely have an awful child. Darwinism.

Fatherless households also have the side effect of bad drivers spawned.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 06, 2022, 12:05:05 PM
Lesbian accountants?  You mean accountants.  ;)  Sorry to any accountants who may be on this site.  :D
Sorry for the repetitive redundancies that I repeated.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 06, 2022, 12:07:32 PM
Exactly how I imagine you "enjoying" a concert.

Nope, not me.  It was poor body language for a concert, which is why I noticed it (and knew for sure he wasn't doing what she was accusing him of).

Also, I said he was a friend in the original post to cut down on the details, he was just a guy we were standing next to, that we had a beer with and talked to a little before the show started, a foreigner with a pretty thick accent, maybe Bulgarian or Armenian, something like that. 

He told me he went to a concert at an old Roman amphitheater once, and was looking at the guitars before the show started when some nutcase with the band started throwing pieces of rubble at him. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2022, 12:38:40 PM
Nope, not me.  It was poor body language for a concert, which is why I noticed it (and knew for sure he wasn't doing what she was accusing him of).

Also, I said he was a friend in the original post to cut down on the details, he was just a guy we were standing next to, that we had a beer with and talked to a little before the show started, a foreigner with a pretty thick accent, maybe Bulgarian or Armenian, something like that. 


This story is becoming quite the spicy meatball!
What started out as a quick, easy joke has exposed many layers!
First we have the lie - some sort of false article... I am sure someone will come up with a better name for it.
Then we have the fact you were checking out a male stranger... I am fine with that, love who you love, I don't judge.
And to top it off an international angle was added.
Bravo!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 06, 2022, 12:41:39 PM
If the mother didn't care, we shouldn't help. I'd rather be a good witness to support the surveillance footage proving that the mother was negligent. Plus, a mother that doesn't care will likely have an awful child. Darwinism.

Upon intervention she probably would've caused a scene and made you and the other's lives difficult.  Being a good witness is fine.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2022, 12:44:36 PM
Fatherless households also have the side effect of bad drivers spawned.

Thanks for honoring the stupid part of this thread title.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 06, 2022, 01:20:00 PM
Michael Jackson signed portraits memorializing his death...

https://offerup.co/3MLqnsQKOpb
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 06, 2022, 08:09:56 PM
Best alcohol-influenced candy ever.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 07, 2022, 10:24:00 AM
@KSM - The ferret was instrumental in preventing her pregnancy. Was the ferret her witch animal? You know, like Ron Weasley's rat? Maybe there was spiritual battle going on.

By the way, do tell what she was saying... A Chinese woman once rode me to the tune of "God Loves Me."


No doubt you're correct about that. Rodent birth control..  guess I owe that long dead little fuck an apology for all the, shunning.

She was screaming out extremely complimentary things about my equipment Cookie Jarvis. Which is why I let her continue, and I also wanted Donna to know what she had access to.  There. Happy?  ;D

@sean92008



Thanks for honoring the stupid part of this thread title.
@Bart Ell  You're the first board starter in history to troll his own members.    I may have to start a Bart Free Thread.   ;D

Best alcohol-influenced candy ever.
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I had a box of those last Second Christmas.  @PolkaDot also bought a box for her husband.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 07, 2022, 11:08:33 AM
Is the term "Second Christmas" one of those things from Canadia? Like Boxer Day? Did some French Queen want more presents or something?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 07, 2022, 11:22:19 AM
Is the term "Second Christmas" one of those things from Canada? Like Boxer Day?
The genesis of "C2" has been explained more than once throughout the pages of this board. You know!

BTW the rapist was your type. About 5'3 Haitian type. Not MY type.  I stay with the Black n' White cookie method. Unless it's a tall Japanese, or Chinese and then the exception is made.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 07, 2022, 02:55:28 PM
@Bart Ell  You're the first board starter in history to troll his own members.    I may have to start a Bart Free Thread.   ;D

I yam what I yam.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 07, 2022, 02:56:14 PM
The genesis of "C2" has been explained more than once throughout the pages of this board. You know!

BTW the rapist was your type. About 5'3 Haitian type. Not MY type.  I stay with the Black n' White cookie method. Unless it's a tall Japanese, or Chinese and then the exception is made.

Even I would have to pass on that...  If it were an anonymous "seed me" moment in another country, yeah sure.  Not when she knows where I live.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 08, 2022, 07:38:15 AM
When Levi's and Nike are replaced by...
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The Church of Costco wants your mind, body and soul.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on May 08, 2022, 09:16:05 AM
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The Church of Costco wants your mind, body and soul.
They’re not getting my hair. ;)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 09, 2022, 04:38:11 PM
This story is becoming quite the spicy meatball!
What started out as a quick, easy joke has exposed many layers!
First we have the lie - some sort of false article... I am sure someone will come up with a better name for it.
Then we have the fact you were checking out a male stranger... I am fine with that, love who you love, I don't judge.
And to top it off an international angle was added.
Bravo!

I knew you'd like it!

About chatting up strangers - if it's GA with an open dance floor, I like to go early and get up pretty close to the stage.  Not in the very front, but maybe a couple rows back - so as to not be part of the show.  Pass around a doob, have a beer, maybe swap a few concert stories (that time I was bitten is always a crowd pleaser) - that way when the inevitable frat boy ass-wipe types show up later and try to elbow their way into our space - we're all friends and protect our spaces together.  That BS is not happening.

By the way, can you guys tape a few set lists to the stage floor a little closer to the front - sometimes they're all out of reach.
Title: Passenger lands Cessna after pilot falls unconscious…
Post by: ItsOver on May 11, 2022, 08:43:29 AM
Holy heck.  :o

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/incredible-story-passenger-lands-cessna-after-pilot-falls-unconscious/

Title: Re: Passenger lands Cessna after pilot falls unconscious…
Post by: KSM on May 11, 2022, 10:50:50 AM
Holy heck.  :o

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/incredible-story-passenger-lands-cessna-after-pilot-falls-unconscious/

That IS "holy heck" worthy! 

In the meantime, I made pancakes this morning. They were perfectly round and perfectly gold just like a TV commercial. The SECRET is a dry non-stick pan. No oil, no butter, just dry and medium hot. This allows for a full contact light sear all over the pancake leaving it as described. Join me.  Make some fucking pancakes.

@ShayP may take issue with my method but my pictures don't lie (no pictures included as this is an afterthought) but I could supply pics next time.  Shay would line the pan with mustard or some shit.
Title: Re: Passenger lands Cessna after pilot falls unconscious…
Post by: sean92008 on May 11, 2022, 01:17:40 PM
That IS "holy heck" worthy! 

In the meantime, I made pancakes this morning. They were perfectly round and perfectly gold just like a TV commercial. The SECRET is a dry non-stick pan. No oil, no butter, just dry and medium hot. This allows for a full contact light sear all over the pancake leaving it as described. Join me.  Make some fucking pancakes.

@ShayP may take issue with my method but my pictures don't lie (no pictures included as this is an afterthought) but I could supply pics next time.  Shay would line the pan with mustard or some shit.
Damn Canadian...

Pictures anywhere?

I'll explain further if you have any.
Title: Re: Passenger lands Cessna after pilot falls unconscious…
Post by: ShayP on May 11, 2022, 01:40:53 PM
In the meantime, I made pancakes this morning. They were perfectly round and perfectly gold just like a TV commercial. The SECRET is a dry non-stick pan. No oil, no butter, just dry and medium hot. This allows for a full contact light sear all over the pancake leaving it as described. Join me.  Make some fucking pancakes.

@ShayP may take issue with my method but my pictures don't lie (no pictures included as this is an afterthought) but I could supply pics next time.  Shay would line the pan with mustard or some shit.

*sigh* @KSM
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No issue my man.  You have skills.  If it's a high quality non-stick pan, yes.  I suspect it is because you are all about quality.  I've seen your work!  I almost explode when I see your flooring and the fine trimmed lawn. :D

You probably have an All-Clad.  Great pan.  Seriously.

Me, line the pan with mustard?  :o  Nah. Mayonnaise. Anyway...

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Title: Re: Passenger lands Cessna after pilot falls unconscious…
Post by: KSM on May 11, 2022, 06:46:52 PM
Damn Canadian...

Pictures anywhere?

I'll explain further if you have any.
MY WORDS SHOULD BE ENOUGH! MY FLAPJACKS ARE THE REAL DEAL YOU DAMN 'MERICAN!
Title: Re: Passenger lands Cessna after pilot falls unconscious…
Post by: sean92008 on May 11, 2022, 08:43:37 PM
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MY WORDS SHOULD BE ENOUGH! MY FLAPJACKS ARE THE REAL DEAL YOU DAMN 'MERICAN!

The Spirit of Missouri...  Show me!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 12, 2022, 09:16:05 AM
No doubt you're correct about that. Rodent birth control..  guess I owe that long dead little fuck an apology for all the, shunning.

She was screaming out extremely complimentary things about my equipment Cookie Jarvis. Which is why I let her continue, and I also wanted Donna to know what she had access to.  There. Happy?  ;D

@sean92008


@Bart Ell  You're the first board starter in history to troll his own members.    I may have to start a Bart Free Thread.   ;D
I had a box of those last Second Christmas.  @PolkaDot also bought a box for her husband.

Wow....I will have to go back through this thread....or not....
Anyway, I was thinking when I starting reading this post: What is this crazy bastard @KSM involving me in now, this can't be good. Then I got to the chocolate. *whew* I feel like I dodged a crazy bastard bullet there. :o

I did get those for the Spousal Unit a couple of Christmases ago for his stocking. He seemed to like them, I thought they were disgusting and would prefer an actual Guinness or piece of quality chocolate any day. I'm glad @sean92008 enjoyed his. I would have happily sent an arsenic laced box to him if I'd known.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 12, 2022, 09:25:30 AM
I like that story. It is very fun to think about those in the past who you knew in some working or otherwise capacity.

In 91 I had a female roommate (Donna) :-* She looked exactly like Marriah Carrey when she was hot. Donna was white - white hot! Tall too and I like that.  Donna was a wiccan. A well paid escort as well. Donna also had an albino ferret named Spooky. Spooky was not unscented so he stunk to the worst degree of feral musk. Yuck.   She kept the large rodent  chained to a base kitchen cabinet that was also his home.  he was always trying to break off of his 3' chain and would take runs at it. He wanted off!
I slept on the floor in the living room that was just off the open kitchen about 8' from the rodent and Donna had the single bedroom.  One night Donna had one of her witch friends over and they drank wine while talking for hours. I won't go into it but her friend was always trying to.. 'capture me' she wanted a baby. Specifically a baby boy that she could raise on her own as a wizard!  ??? ::)
This particular night I eventually went to sleep only to wake hours later to utter chaos. She was on top of me, riding me like a dime-store cowgirl. Screaming and moaning. I guess she manipulated me (it) into cooperating with her desires. As I woke I realized that I too was moving as if I was actually into this, which I was not!
Just then; the rodent broke from the chain and rushed/ attacked us with a feverish revenge. It was pitch black and being a basement suite there was no moonlight shining through the narrow windows. Spooky was relentless as she lifted herself off of me and ran around in the dark screaming.  After awhile Donna woke and came out of the bedroom turning the lights on and thus defusing the situation.  Men can be raped! I was tested many times over the next month for any deleterious effects off the unfortunate hook-up.  Yuck.

Was a freaky scene, man. Wark St, just off of Bay St, Victoria BC.

EDIT: I have spared the group the detail on what she was screaming while aboard me.

Let me get this straight....White HOT Donna was a tall, caucasian version of an attractive Mariah Carrey AND she was a well paid escort living in a 1 bedroom basement apartment with a @KSM  sleeping on her living room floor and a stinky rodent in the kitchen?  ???

I feel like you need to develop a screenplay.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 12, 2022, 10:12:26 AM
Let me get this straight....White HOT Donna was a tall, caucasian version of an attractive Mariah Carrey AND she was a well paid escort living in a 1 bedroom basement apartment with a @KSM  sleeping on her living room floor and a stinky rodent in the kitchen?  ???...

No, of course not.  Ferrets aren't rodents
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on May 12, 2022, 10:20:07 AM
No, of course not.  Ferrets aren't rodents
I'm glad you were able to suss that out @PB . I actually like rodents, ferrets on the other hand...

I had a roommate once who thought it would be a great idea to buy a ferret. Downside was I hade a bunny. Bunny's name was Ginger. Ginger kicked the shit out of my roommates ferret. It was actually kind of awesome and startling to see. That roommate and I had a terrible falling out soon after that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 12, 2022, 10:21:42 AM
Let me get this straight....White HOT Donna was a tall, caucasian version of an attractive Mariah Carrey AND she was a well paid escort living in a 1 bedroom basement apartment with a @KSM  sleeping on her living room floor and a stinky rodent in the kitchen?  ???

I feel like you need to develop a screenplay.
Screenplay? Be a great short for a film festival for sure.  Yeah, Donna made and saved a-lot of money. Frugal Donna. Not to mention that her lady boss who owned the agency took her cut off the top. Going to that apartment where all the "girls" hung out during the day was like visiting Disneyland for penises. They had every race and color with every shade of hair and all heights available. However, they all smoked and that was the turn-off. I'll bet they look like catchers mitts now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on May 12, 2022, 12:11:55 PM
...However, they all smoked and that was the turn-off. I'll bet they look like catchers mitts now.
A safe bet.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 12, 2022, 01:06:58 PM


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"Hey sailor, want some o' this?"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 12, 2022, 03:52:40 PM
Screenplay? Be a great short for a film festival for sure.  Yeah, Donna made and saved a-lot of money. Frugal Donna. Not to mention that her lady boss who owned the agency took her cut off the top. Going to that apartment where all the "girls" hung out during the day was like visiting Disneyland for penises. They had every race and color with every shade of hair and all heights available. However, they all smoked and that was the turn-off. I'll bet they look like catchers mitts now.

Maybe that's why I wanna stuff a woman who puffs.
🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 13, 2022, 06:48:50 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 13, 2022, 10:45:26 AM
Maybe that's why I wanna stuff a woman who puffs.
🙄🙄🙄
I just cannot figure that out. So, you like them all smokey and wrinkled? Is this a fetish?  Explain yourself, man! @sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 13, 2022, 10:55:40 AM
The right dry pan for perfect pancakes.  Twat!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 13, 2022, 11:46:14 AM
I just cannot figure that out. So, you like them all smokey and wrinkled? Is this a fetish?  Explain yourself, man! @sean92008

I think smokers are more "compliant" and more fun to be around. Anecdotally, of course.

I like the smell of cigarettes too. Smoking takes me back in time to a place where people had more character. Hey, they were killing themselves and wanted to live it up. I see myself as a potential future smoker and probable alcoholic. I put all of that on hold to pollinate and grow twat fruit, get them through grad school and be done with "serving others."

As for the pancakes, that middle photo shows aggressive flip creep!  I use a ladle on one of those massive Presto hot plate thingys; round is nearly impossible! I used to have a gas stove top cast iron griddle, but somebody left it on the stove during a move out ☹️

I like doing all at once, that one-pancake-at-a-time crap is for fit and thin people with small bowels that can only shit silly string turds.  I like Amber Heard-girthed shitrolls.  Great Dane v. Chihuahua, Les Paul vs. Rickenbacker 325, etc, etc...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 13, 2022, 09:15:42 PM
Two strikes against Hyundai/Kia... Easy to steal (using a USB on a connector in the steering wheel column under the cover) and their engines catch fire. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 17, 2022, 10:43:13 AM
Bachelors' dinner. Wife was out of town a few nights ago. Absolute perfection. Beef Bliss!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 17, 2022, 12:40:31 PM
Bachelors' dinner. Wife was out of town a few nights ago. Absolute perfection. Beef Bliss!
No veggies?

How's the new HOA and house going, @KSM ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 17, 2022, 12:51:46 PM
No veggies?

How's the new HOA and house going, @KSM ?
Actually, I nibbled on some raw baby carrots shortly before the 12Oz beef.

HOA. Another meeting tonight. Our schedules never line up to get shit done, like setting up bank accounts and PO box ETC.  We are hiring an agency to do it all for us so basically all we, in the committee do is watch for neighbors who step out of line. We'll fuck their shit up!!
House is great.  I love watching baseball in my studio - weird. I don't miss my hardwood bar at all, although I wish I would have dismantled it and brought it with so it could just sit there in storage year after year after year.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 17, 2022, 01:00:52 PM
Actually, I nibbled on some raw baby carrots shortly before the 12Oz beef.

HOA. Another meeting tonight. Our schedules never line up to get shit done, like setting up bank accounts and PO box ETC.  We are hiring an agency to do it all for us so basically all we, in the committee do is watch for neighbors who step out of line. We'll fuck their shit up!!
House is great.  I love watching baseball in my studio - weird. I don't miss my hardwood bar at all, although I wish I would have dismantled it and brought it with so it could just sit there in storage year after year after year.  ;D

Is the studio decorated yet? Hides of the cows you've slaughtered might be an interesting sound deadening material 😲
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 17, 2022, 06:15:54 PM
Is the studio decorated yet? Hides of the cows you've slaughtered might be an interesting sound deadening material 😲
Decorated with gear around the perimeter - 60", amps, drums, mics, and desk ETC. Guitars on wall mounts. Some side baffling to catch bass transients. It's nice in there. 

No. I did not go with the rough-cut cedar like you mentioned. Although that does sound intriguing. Still have a Christmas room to finish by next Christmas!  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 17, 2022, 06:25:34 PM
Decorated with gear around the perimeter - 60", amps, drums, mics, and desk ETC. Guitars on wall mounts. Some side baffling to catch bass transients. It's nice in there. 

No. I did not go with the rough-cut cedar like you mentioned. Although that does sound intriguing. Still have a Christmas room to finish by next Christmas!  :P

Slat cedar fencing might be an intriguing interior use. There used to be redwood, cedar and pine horizontal slats that were tongue and groove (meaning 100% coverage)...  Alternating woods can create quite a visual...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 18, 2022, 11:14:02 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 18, 2022, 11:27:38 AM
Slat cedar fencing might be an intriguing interior use. There used to be redwood, cedar and pine horizontal slats that were tongue and groove (meaning 100% coverage)...  Alternating woods can create quite a visual...
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I had 6' cedar fences around both places up north but not once did I think to install them INSIDE.   :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 18, 2022, 11:44:49 AM
I had 6' cedar fences around both places up north but not once did I think to install them INSIDE.   :P

Decorative qualities. Texture, odor, visual...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 18, 2022, 11:57:01 AM
Decorative qualities. Texture, odor, visual...
Betty is an indoor pet (Ball python) and cedar is toxic/deadly to reptiles.  Speaking of cedar panels, I had about 6 of them left over at the one place and used them to construct a very nice 6-8 shed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rainman on May 18, 2022, 05:35:19 PM
Why does the "Best photograph of a UFO ever taken" (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/researchers-release-best-photograph-ufo-26896981) look like a cymbal off a kid's drum set?

Billy Meier has much more beauteous photographical constructive evidence. George Adamski was no slouch either.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 18, 2022, 05:57:14 PM
Betty is an indoor pet (Ball python) and cedar is toxic/deadly to reptiles.  Speaking of cedar panels, I had about 6 of them left over at the one place and used them to construct a very nice 6-8 shed.
Never heard of that, but cedar is toxic to moths... I think.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 18, 2022, 06:52:58 PM
''Cave explorers in southern China may have found the modern-day equivalent of The Lost World.

At the bottom of the newly discovered 630-foot deep sinkhole lies a hidden forest, lush with shoulder-high flora and tall trees.

Researchers also think there may be new species of animals and plants within the sinkhole...''



After the government forestry dept cuts down all the trees and kills all the animals, they plan on building a Nike shoe factory on the site, to provide jobs for the local children.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/05/18/china-sinkhole-ancient-forest/9822692002/ (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/05/18/china-sinkhole-ancient-forest/9822692002/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 19, 2022, 03:25:08 PM
Bachelors' dinner. Wife was out of town a few nights ago. Absolute perfection. Beef Bliss!


Fancyboy meat!
Whenever I have fancyboy meat I think back to being 20 and living on AM/PM burgers and hot dogs.
$2 a day for something that looked like meat.
Bairyn is sick of hearing about AM/PM burgers and hot dogs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 19, 2022, 04:53:04 PM
Fancyboy meat!
Whenever I have fancyboy meat I think back to being 20 and living on AM/PM burgers and hot dogs.
$2 a day for something that looked like meat.
Bairyn is sick of hearing about AM/PM burgers and hot dogs.
I loved the 7-11 burgers, and there was also the cheese sauce pump amongst other things, goodies, and fixins.  That tour bus was more full of food wrappers than it was musical gear by the end of that leg. What a bunch of pigs we were. ::)  Riding through canyons on the roof was fun.. if you didn't DIE!!

Almost forgot - the little relish packs never held enough for any burger or hotdog. Needed like three packs per item.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 20, 2022, 04:43:51 AM
I loved the 7-11 burgers, and there was also the cheese sauce pump amongst other things, goodies, and fixins.  That tour bus was more full of food wrappers than it was musical gear by the end of that leg. What a bunch of pigs we were. ::)  Riding through canyons on the roof was fun.. if you didn't DIE!!

Almost forgot - the little relish packs never held enough for any burger or hotdog. Needed like three packs per item.

AMPM had the free jalapenos, onions and pickles you could pile on to hide the taste of the heat lamp meat.
The self serve condiments meant no little packs of relish.... also meant filthy animals sneezing all over the jalapenos.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 20, 2022, 10:52:09 AM
AMPM had the free jalapenos, onions and pickles you could pile on to hide the taste of the heat lamp meat.
The self serve condiments meant no little packs of relish.... also meant filthy animals sneezing all over the jalapenos.


You're trying to tell me that AMPM was better than 7-11?  I dunno bout that. 711 also had the open bins of mustard, relish, ETC but no fucking way was I dipping into those germ warfare bins.  I forgot about the jalapenos, and I did like the sauerkraut - those too were served in a big open germ filled plastic bins.   Good/Bad times.

I would like to eat like that again for a few days.
And then vomit for a few days.

AND, 7 HAD AN ART BELL FLAVOR.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 20, 2022, 11:00:09 AM
99-cents for an $8.50 cheeseburger soon to be $10.99.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 20, 2022, 11:26:08 AM
You're trying to tell me that AMPM was better than 7-11? 

Not better, cheaper.
I went to this one every day for about 5 weeks.
I probably spent $15 a week on food thanks to them.
Suzan was not working there then or I may have been killed!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 20, 2022, 03:09:20 PM
Not better, cheaper.
I went to this one every day for about 5 weeks.
I probably spent $15 a week on food thanks to them.
Suzan was not working there then or I may have been killed!

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Do you miss it? @Bart Ell

(((BEHOLD)))

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 20, 2022, 03:32:27 PM
Do you miss it? @Bart Ell

(((BEHOLD)))

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No but I miss the place across the street.
Hardy's Meat Market.
My first apartment was just down the street - 4432 Coldwater Canyon.
Eddie Van Halen lived on Coldwater, too.
Same street but a very different world.
Once I could afford Hardy's I gave AMPM the cold shoulder.


Title: Bodies Pulled From Parched Lake Mead
Post by: ItsOver on May 22, 2022, 01:49:49 PM
Good, old Vegas.  ;)

https://news.yahoo.com/bodies-pulled-parched-lake-mead-172320326.html
Title: Bank refuses to pay ransom to hackers, sends dick pics
Post by: ItsOver on May 23, 2022, 07:37:09 AM
Ha, ha, ha.  ;D

https://grahamcluley.com/bank-refuses-to-pay-ransom-to-hackers-sends-dick-pics-instead/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 23, 2022, 05:44:59 PM
Had lunch with a group of locksmiths! They're a weird bunch. And they can GET IN YOUR HOUSE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 23, 2022, 09:43:06 PM
Had lunch with a group of locksmiths! They're a weird bunch. And they can GET IN YOUR HOUSE!

Okay.  How did this come about?  Was there a convention for locksmiths?  Are you interested in being a locksmith?  I know, so many questions.   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 23, 2022, 09:52:54 PM
01:01:20. LISTEN CAREFULLY


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 24, 2022, 09:59:52 AM
01:01:20. LISTEN CAREFULLY

@sean92008 What exactly was I listening for? It has no sound.  Did she put a poo on his bed?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 24, 2022, 10:39:43 AM
Psst! Someone has a birthday. It's @DaveScottSOR

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 24, 2022, 12:08:44 PM
@sean92008 What exactly was I listening for? It has no sound.  Did she put a poo on his bed?

People believe he referred to lying on the stand.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 24, 2022, 02:23:35 PM
People believe he referred to lying on the stand.
Did she poo on the stand?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 24, 2022, 02:36:44 PM
Did she poo on the stand?
Are you hoping I drop a Tom Green video link here?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 24, 2022, 02:57:42 PM
Are you hoping I drop a Tom Green video link here?
In recent years the old man's eyes have been blacked out which sucks because the normal view made it so much better. Downtown Ottawa  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on May 24, 2022, 04:57:32 PM
&t=1s
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 24, 2022, 07:36:34 PM
In recent years the old man's eyes have been blacked out which sucks because the normal view made it so much better. Downtown Ottawa  :D


I wonder if they blacked the guys face out because the Union wanted YouTube to pay out per view or something.

With the comment about poop, this is what I was thinking about with Tom Green...


God awful now, I guess it was edgy 40 30 years ago.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 24, 2022, 10:09:49 PM
Ricky Gervais, SuperNature... Released today.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 25, 2022, 11:03:57 AM
To try and keep prices down on their products Jimmy Dean has shrunk their sausage links. They are puny little things now. About two inches in length from about four only a month ago.  Make your own jokes up ::)  So now instead of the usual 3 sausages with breakfast I use 4-5.

The deck is stacked and George is gettin' upset!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 25, 2022, 11:06:54 AM
To try and keep prices down on their products Jimmy Dean has shrunk their sausage links. They are puny little things now. About two inches in length from about four only a month ago.  Make your own jokes up ::)  So now instead of the usual 3 sausages with breakfast I use 4-5.

The deck is stacked and George is gettin' upset!!
This is exactly what manufacturers did in the 70s. A pound (16oz) of coffee because 15oz then 14oz. And so forth. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 25, 2022, 11:08:35 AM
This is exactly what manufacturers did in the 70s. A pound (16oz) of coffee because 15oz then 14oz. And so forth.

Shrinkflation.

Dammit
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 26, 2022, 12:57:27 PM
I thought this was funny...

https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/res/d/demariye-baker/7488361932.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on May 26, 2022, 03:10:19 PM
Maybe I'm just late to the party on this one, but I'll throw this out there for anyone else who might be interested.

Those of a certain age might recall some prick who sat in the end zone, or behind home plate, or other network-camera-visible locations, who wore a rainbow-colored afro wig and would hold up a sign lettered with "John 3:16" whenever something interesting happened that might get him into the camera field of view. Just annoying as hell.

That guy - Rollen Stewart - is in prison, serving three life sentences. Spoiler: it's not for the John 3:16 thing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 26, 2022, 03:18:36 PM
I thought this was funny...

https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/res/d/demariye-baker/7488361932.html

It is funny.  However I want to hire him if he's willing to relocate.  He will serve a purpose.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 26, 2022, 04:33:04 PM
Maybe I'm just late to the party on this one, but I'll throw this out there for anyone else who might be interested.

Those of a certain age might recall some prick who sat in the end zone, or behind home plate, or other network-camera-visible locations, who wore a rainbow-colored afro wig and would hold up a sign lettered with "John 3:16" whenever something interesting happened that might get him into the camera field of view. Just annoying as hell.

That guy - Rollen Stewart - is in prison, serving three life sentences. Spoiler: it's not for the John 3:16 thing.

Haven't thought about that dude in forever.  Seems that on top of his other crimes, he also stink bombed Bob Schuller.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 26, 2022, 07:22:47 PM
Haven't thought about that dude in forever.  Seems that on top of his other crimes, he also stink bombed Bob Schuller.
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Is that a result of anal sex or something?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 26, 2022, 07:32:40 PM
Is that a result of anal sex or something?

Wouldn't surprise me none. Never cared for Schuller and his glass house.  I'm a Dr. John Ankerberg guy:


Also Brother Bob had it going on back in the day:
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It also doesn't get much better than Pastor Butch Paugh from hollers of West Virginia.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on May 26, 2022, 07:35:47 PM
Also Brother Bob had it going on back in the day:
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Like Senda, but with better hair and teeth.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 26, 2022, 08:27:07 PM
I enjoyed Dr. euGene Scott until he started losing it in the early 90s.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 26, 2022, 08:32:13 PM
Haven't thought about that dude in forever.  Seems that on top of his other crimes, he also stink bombed Bob Schuller.
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The crystal cathedral?  My mom watched him. I think his son is following in his footsteps.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 26, 2022, 09:08:04 PM
The crystal cathedral?  My mom watched him. I think his son is following in his footsteps.
They sold the church building... I'm pretty sure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 30, 2022, 09:47:08 PM
Watching the Norm MacDonald "Nothing Special."

It's really not for the comedy, it's the history.  This definitely isn't fully worked out, but he was about to go in for surgery and thought he do this in case he'd die.

This is certainly not his "Brainwashed" (George Harrison's recorded-while-dying album), I'll give him a passing grade.  Tough watch though.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on June 02, 2022, 06:36:50 PM
 :D

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 02, 2022, 08:13:00 PM
:D



Negus be trippin'.   :D   In a way it reminds me when I was in grade school in the early 70's and had to pronounce the country of Niger for the first time.  Sometimes we learn the hard way.   :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 04, 2022, 11:19:32 AM
I learned today that hand claps at Chichen Itza in front of the main pyramid return echos sounding like the quetzal bird.  Hand claps in front of a nearby building on the same plaza return the sound of rattle snake rattles, both representations of the major Mayan deity Kukulkan (Quetzalcoatl for the Aztecs), the plumed serpent.

(That pyramid is the same one that the has the snake shadow moving up and down the steps on the equinoxes).








Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 04, 2022, 08:49:54 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 04, 2022, 11:06:42 PM
Fuck. I had a random thought that is driving me into questioning how my brain works...

So, I'm standing there peeing (into a toilet, mind you) and I had a flash thought about a TV movie I saw probably 44 years ago. It was about killer bees. The scene I was remembering was when somebody was in a Volkswagen beetle was under an attack of killer bees surrounding the vehicle. They drove it into the Astrodome and turned on the air conditioning to kill the bees off or stop their attacking at least...

Why in the fuck did I think that?

I think that the Volkswagen was yellow, maybe that was it...
🙄🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 05, 2022, 12:19:04 PM
Fuck. I had a random thought that is driving me into questioning how my brain works...

So, I'm standing there peeing (into a toilet, mind you) and I had a flash thought about a TV movie I saw probably 44 years ago. It was about killer bees. The scene I was remembering was when somebody was in a Volkswagen beetle was under an attack of killer bees surrounding the vehicle. They drove it into the Astrodome and turned on the air conditioning to kill the bees off or stop their attacking at least...

Why in the fuck did I think that?

I think that the Volkswagen was yellow, maybe that was it...
🙄🙄🙄🙄
I think that after 40 men start having random thoughts and flashbacks of meaningless moments in our lives no matter how mundane they may be. Do you not think that @Walks_At_Night doesn't have a wealth of weird random stuff going on inside his head at any given time? I know I do, and some of it is pretty dark. For instance - I just thought about taking a wood planer to your shins and then rolling the skin up like opening a can of spam.  Imagine @Bart Ell 's whacky weird mental shit that he does not dare tell anyone aboot. @ShayP has some weird shit stored up there. The guy actually sings the John Jacob Jingle Heimer song out loud.

  I'll search and watch the aforementioned film and get back to you in 44 years.
 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 05, 2022, 12:47:27 PM
I read numerous articles online yesterday about solar panel setups and installation. At least four of the six or seven sites I visited talked about the number of yearly deaths due to guys/DIY types falling off of their roofs during installation. One guy actually impaled himself on a sharp fence board - like Vlad, The Solar Impaler would have done to him. It's an actual thing! FALLING TO DEATH! Hopefully it was sunny out for these poor buggers.  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 05, 2022, 12:56:00 PM
I think that after 40 men start having random thoughts and flashbacks of meaningless moments in our lives no matter how mundane they may be. Do you not think that @Walks_At_Night doesn't have a wealth of weird random stuff going on inside his head at any given time? I know I do, and some of it is pretty dark. For instance - I just thought about taking a wood planer to your shins and then rolling the skin up like opening a can of spam.  Imagine @Bart Ell 's whacky weird mental shit that he does not dare tell anyone aboot. @ShayP has some weird shit stored up there. The guy actually sings the John Jacob Jingle Heimer song out loud.

  I'll search and watch the aforementioned film and get back to you in 44 years.

Every eight months or so I feel the need to poison a homeless person so I hand out tainted coffee.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 05, 2022, 12:58:34 PM
I read numerous articles online yesterday about solar panel setups and installation. At least four of the six or seven sites I visited talked about the number of yearly deaths due to guys/DIY types falling off of their roofs during installation. One guy actually impaled himself on a sharp fence board - like Vlad, The Solar Impaler would have done to him. It's an actual thing! FALLING TO DEATH! Hopefully it was sunny out for these poor buggers.  :)

I don't think northwest Washington is the ideal place to expect much payback from solar panels. Maybe a rainmill
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 05, 2022, 01:13:43 PM
Every eight months or so I feel the need to poison a homeless person so I hand out tainted coffee.
How quickly you forget. That's how we met! Remember?  ::)

I don't think northwest Washington is the ideal place to expect much payback from solar panels. Maybe a rainmill

You would think so - yes, but we do get 5ish months of sun, sort of. Batteries stay charged up to 75%. Even on cloudy days your panels can still draw some juice. I'm thinking of a 4kW system. That'll do. Bout 4k worth. With all this talk of Rollllling power outages and outages in general I don't want the bodies in my freezers to thaw.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 05, 2022, 01:25:51 PM
How quickly you forget. That's how we met! Remember?  ::)
You would think so - yes, but we do get 5ish months of sun, sort of. Batteries stay charged up to 75%. Even on cloudy days your panels can still draw some juice. I'm thinking of a 4kW system. That'll do. Bout 4k worth. With all this talk of Rollllling power outages and outages in general I don't want the bodies in my freezers to thaw.

GAF Timberline Solar shingles.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 05, 2022, 01:46:03 PM
I think that after 40 men start having random thoughts and flashbacks of meaningless moments in our lives no matter how mundane they may be. Do you not think that @Walks_At_Night doesn't have a wealth of weird random stuff going on inside his head at any given time? I know I do, and some of it is pretty dark. For instance - I just thought about taking a wood planer to your shins and then rolling the skin up like opening a can of spam.  Imagine @Bart Ell 's whacky weird mental shit that he does not dare tell anyone aboot. @ShayP has some weird shit stored up there. The guy actually sings the John Jacob Jingle Heimer song out loud.

@sean92008  Is it the movie that you thought of called The Swarm?  Anyway, @KSM is correct.  Random thoughts and moments...not necessary meaningless, but there are many...pop in my head.  And I do have some weird shit going on upstairs.  We're in good company.  Now, I will skip down the driveway and sing!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name too
When ever we go out
The people always shout
There goes
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
YA DA DA DA DA DA DA!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 05, 2022, 01:47:28 PM
Every eight months or so I feel the need to poison a homeless person so I hand out tainted coffee.

I do it every six months.  Especially in the winter.  The hot coffee seems to give them more comfort during then, except...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 05, 2022, 02:03:46 PM
Oh, and pardon my French, fuck solar panels.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 05, 2022, 03:14:38 PM
@sean92008  Is it the movie that you thought of called The Swarm?

I believe that is the film. I vaguely recall some dude in a protective reflector suit strutting around thinking he was the shit because the bees could not get him, when some other pirate dude was getting just ate up by bees. The pirate was swashbuckling at the bees with his sword when he slashed reflective suit dude across the guts. The bees then made short work of reflective suit dude.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 05, 2022, 03:40:56 PM
Do you not think that @Walks_At_Night doesn't have a wealth of weird random stuff going on inside his head at any given time? I know I do, and some of it is pretty dark.

Just was thinking about how I owe @ShayP that concrete story. At the time I thought it was great but looking back it is pretty messed up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on June 05, 2022, 05:00:42 PM
Even on cloudy days your panels can still draw some juice. I'm thinking of a 4kW system. That'll do. Bout 4k worth. With all this talk of Rollllling power outages and outages in general I don't want the bodies in my freezers to thaw.

Nearly everyone in California was surprised to learn, a few years ago in the face of massive blackouts caused by wildfires, that their solar panels do not power their homes.  Rather, the home still draws 100% of their power from the grid.  The panels feed 100% of their output into the grid.

So if it's frozen-body-maintaining that concerns you, buy a generator.  All the best homes in the PNW have one (at least, according to the Zillow property descriptions).
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 05, 2022, 06:13:31 PM
Just was thinking about how I owe @ShayP that concrete story. At the time I thought it was great but looking back it is pretty messed up.

Don't bail on me @Walks_At_Night .  Looking forward to it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 08, 2022, 10:57:39 AM
Nearly everyone in California was surprised to learn, a few years ago in the face of massive blackouts caused by wildfires, that their solar panels do not power their homes.  Rather, the home still draws 100% of their power from the grid.  The panels feed 100% of their output into the grid.

So if it's frozen-body-maintaining that concerns you, buy a generator.  All the best homes in the PNW have one (at least, according to the Zillow property descriptions).
After looking into it up north and down here I am aware that by doing it under government incentive just feeds into the grid. The solar generators that I'm looking at will definitely do the trick for frozen goods and such. Also a few lights and a TV or two.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 08, 2022, 11:29:01 AM
After looking into it up north and down here I am aware that by doing it under government incentive just feeds into the grid. The solar generators that I'm looking at will definitely do the trick for frozen goods and such. Also a few lights and a TV or two.

A friend who lives in the back country of San Diego County was expressing to me his frustration with getting solar on his roof. Is area is subjected to blackouts if the winds are high, fires start, etc...

I suggested he do some homework... I looked at getting a solar powered pool pump a few years back and they told me they didn't have to have a permit if they put the panels on a freestanding support and didn't tie in to the home's electrical system.

In his particular community, there is no limitation to putting galvanized steel posts in concrete or owning a solar panel...

Without communicating his name, telephone number, address, etc, to the licensing department, he was able to figure out that he could have a solar system over his garden and run the electricity to, say, his pool pump even though he doesn't have a pool...

The extra benefit of having a shaded garden area allows him to grow some plants that would normally burn in the sun.

A high efficiency extension cord can make a power outage go away...

Pro Tip... There is also a way around the automatic switching in case of a power outage. Solar systems are looking for incoming voltage. Fooling that automatic switching system can allow solar generated voltage to pass through the internal circuits... It can be dangerous to line workers...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 08, 2022, 02:25:36 PM
A friend who lives in the back country of San Diego County was expressing to me his frustration with getting solar on his roof. Is area is subjected to blackouts if the winds are high, fires start, etc...

I suggested he do some homework... I looked at getting a solar powered pool pump a few years back and they told me they didn't have to have a permit if they put the panels on a freestanding support and didn't tie in to the home's electrical system.

In his particular community, there is no limitation to putting galvanized steel posts in concrete or owning a solar panel...

Without communicating his name, telephone number, address, etc, to the licensing department, he was able to figure out that he could have a solar system over his garden and run the electricity to, say, his pool pump even though he doesn't have a pool...

The extra benefit of having a shaded garden area allows him to grow some plants that would normally burn in the sun.

A high efficiency extension cord can make a power outage go away...

Pro Tip... There is also a way around the automatic switching in case of a power outage. Solar systems are looking for incoming voltage. Fooling that automatic switching system can allow solar generated voltage to pass through the internal circuits... It can be dangerous to line workers...

That's very interesting. Now I need a "pool"
I like your friend.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 08, 2022, 02:49:15 PM
That's very interesting. Now I need a "pool"
I like your friend.

If you have the land, why not a covered RV port? Of course, that might need a building permit...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 08, 2022, 08:43:48 PM
A year and half ago I had 2.2 acres on a river. Now I have a city lot so I'm SOL for what you're suggesting.
This will do what I need it to do and I can always add to it.
https://www.lowes.com/pd/NATURE-S-GENERATOR-1920-Watt-Hour-Portable-Solar-Generator/5005511275
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 09, 2022, 01:21:13 PM
Post workout intake:

-Piece of butter poached salmon. 8OZ
-Half Gatorade.
-Chocolate protein shake with added collagen.
-Vitamin B-Complex (high potency) Fish oils, Calcium, Silica-Horsetail complex, Biotin.

Chocolate and salmon do not go well together.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 09, 2022, 01:32:55 PM
Horsetail

If it has horse in it or is made for a horse then @GravitySucks wants to hear all about it!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 09, 2022, 01:57:13 PM
Horsetail

I prefer osso buco
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 09, 2022, 02:59:03 PM
I prefer osso buco
That's my maiden name!

Thank you, I'll be here all week!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 09, 2022, 03:15:38 PM
Chocolate and salmon do not go well together.

I'm about to have dinner and this honestly killed my appetite just by thinking about it.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 09, 2022, 04:13:00 PM
I'm about to have dinner and this honestly killed my appetite just by thinking about it.  :P
For all I know I did you a favor.

What was dinner @ShayP ? I assume you eventually got it down.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 09, 2022, 07:27:26 PM
For all I know I did you a favor.

What was dinner @ShayP ? I assume you eventually got it down.
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@KSM Why do you hate me?  :'(

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 09, 2022, 08:23:36 PM
@KSM Why do you hate me?  :'(
Think of me as a personal trainer.  :D  Happy Barfing!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 09, 2022, 08:46:48 PM
For all I know I did you a favor.

What was dinner @ShayP ? I assume you eventually got it down.
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A nasty case of gout?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 10, 2022, 01:37:52 AM
@sean92008  Is it the movie that you thought of called The Swarm?  Anyway, @KSM is correct.  Random thoughts and moments...not necessary meaningless, but there are many...pop in my head.  And I do have some weird shit going on upstairs.  We're in good company.  Now, I will skip down the driveway and sing!
...

I looked at highlight videos and I don think it was that movie. The climax was the Astrodome scene. Think TV movie, from the director of Shazam!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 10, 2022, 09:37:32 AM
I looked at highlight videos and I don think it was that movie. The climax was the Astrodome scene. Think TV movie, from the director of Shazam!
Wasn't it called Killer Bee's? @sean92008

Just search  Killer bee's in astrodome and the year the movie came out. Why is this such an issue?  I'll take you to the astrodome to face your fears!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 10, 2022, 01:07:57 PM
Wasn't it called Killer Bee's? @sean92008

Just search  Killer bee's in astrodome and the year the movie came out. Why is this such an issue?  I'll take you to the astrodome to face your fears!

I found something that might be it... "Savage Bees." Maybe, maybe not... Haven't reviewed it but it's based on semi-nearby (to the Astrodome) New Orleans...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 10, 2022, 01:19:50 PM
I found something that might be it... "Savage Bees." Maybe, maybe not... Haven't reviewed it but it's based on semi-nearby (to the Astrodome) New Orleans...

I'm thinking it was a Scooby Doo episode
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 10, 2022, 01:24:13 PM
I'm thinking it was a Scooby Doo episode
Ruh-ro!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 10, 2022, 01:42:36 PM
I found something that might be it... "Savage Bees." Maybe, maybe not... Haven't reviewed it but it's based on semi-nearby (to the Astrodome) New Orleans...

Relive it in its entirety:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 10, 2022, 02:33:22 PM
Relive it in its entirety:


Random memory.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on June 14, 2022, 10:37:22 AM
AI was a mistake.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 16, 2022, 11:24:36 AM
You can actually live as long as, and sometimes beyond 5 years after being diagnosed with stomach cancer. I always thought you checked out much quicker, like 6 months, although 42% die within a year. Many factors.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 20, 2022, 04:01:32 PM
I sent @Bart Ell an unsolicited email with an attachment earlier and he's not responding. Coz he's a fucking baby! A BiG, FAT, POOPY, LOCKSMITH, ANAL LEAKAGE, BABY!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 20, 2022, 04:11:36 PM
I sent @Bart Ell an unsolicited email with an attachment earlier and he's not responding. Coz he's a fucking baby! A BiG, FAT, POOPY, LOCKSMITH, ANAL LEAKAGE, BABY!

I actually was doing locksmith work!
POOPY? I do not like this message, IT'S NOT LOVE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 20, 2022, 04:22:31 PM
I actually was doing locksmith work!
POOPY? I do not like this message, IT'S NOT LOVE!
I came to delete my post and now it is too late. Guess I can't break those chains.

Locksmith work!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 20, 2022, 04:27:09 PM

Locksmith work!  ;D
Strange name for it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 20, 2022, 04:28:50 PM
Strange name for it.

ANAL?
Seems appropriate.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 20, 2022, 06:43:49 PM
I did some locksmith work many years ago.  However it was considered breaking and entering at the time.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on June 22, 2022, 10:23:48 AM
AI was a mistake.

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I would assume Zombie Ron Paul eating spaghetti will come out with the same result. Terrifying  ;D But also addicting
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 22, 2022, 03:22:22 PM
I've been catching up on my Fall of Civilizations Podcast. The newest one on Petra and the Nabataeans was particularly good. Petra and Jordan in general are still on the travel list...waiting for good times...I may be waiting for awhile.  :-\
https://fallofcivilizationspodcast.com (https://fallofcivilizationspodcast.com)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 22, 2022, 03:26:42 PM
I've been catching up on my Fall of Civilizations Podcast. The newest one on Petra and the Nabataeans was particularly good. Petra and Jordan in general are still on the travel list...waiting for good times...I may be waiting for awhile.  :-\
https://fallofcivilizationspodcast.com (https://fallofcivilizationspodcast.com)

I will save you the trip.
You are better off living in the hole.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on June 22, 2022, 03:35:03 PM
I will save you the trip.
You are better off living in the hole.


Very philosophical Bart. Hmm, I wonder if Rick Steves has been...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 22, 2022, 08:41:57 PM
Shits gonna get really, really interesting in the next few months.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 22, 2022, 10:12:15 PM
Yoga chicks  ::)

Jump to 2:55

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 23, 2022, 07:55:53 AM
Yoga chicks  ::)

Jump to 2:55



She was burping at the 3:35 mark.  I was expecting this to be a sexy video.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 23, 2022, 07:57:30 AM
For 20 years, I never read the FDIC rules about their insurance...

I asked one of those high interest online banks if I could establish an additional account because I was going over the insurance coverage. They explained the rules... Doh! Fortunately, I never have needed it.  I'm at 1.6% APY now, but all of those bank interest rate websites don't list Bask Bank.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 23, 2022, 07:59:10 AM
Yoga chicks  ::)

Jump to 2:55


That dog needs its claws trimmed. Poor thing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 23, 2022, 08:25:49 AM
For 20 years, I never read the FDIC rules about their insurance...

I asked one of those high interest online banks if I could establish an additional account because I was going over the insurance coverage. They explained the rules... Doh! Fortunately, I never have needed it.  I'm at 1.6% APY now, but all of those bank interest rate websites don't list Bask Bank.

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I believe it may take the FDIC several years to make you whole as well.
Title: Re: Music - On Hold
Post by: KSM on June 23, 2022, 01:15:12 PM
On hold waiting for the customer service agent to return as the "music" plays on. And on..  The selections are of the bright and bubbly genre. No vocals of coarse. I would rather be able to listen to the radio show that I am missing while being forced to endure this ear guck!  I propose a single beep every 30 seconds to let you know the connection is still secured rather than this torture.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 23, 2022, 03:38:24 PM
Dr. Seuss house...
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Title: Re: Music - On Hold
Post by: PB on June 23, 2022, 03:44:44 PM
On hold waiting for the customer service agent to return as the "music" plays on. And on..  The selections are of the bright and bubbly genre. No vocals of coarse. I would rather be able to listen to the radio show that I am missing while being forced to endure this ear guck!  I propose a single beep every 30 seconds to let you know the connection is still secured rather than this torture.

They could always have ''Don't Worry Be Happy'' on an endless loop.
Title: Re: Music - On Hold
Post by: KSM on June 23, 2022, 04:04:32 PM
They could always have ''Don't Worry Be Happy'' on an endless loop.
I'd rather hear the farting yoga chick on loop.
Title: Re: Music - On Hold
Post by: PB on June 23, 2022, 04:29:27 PM
I'd rather hear the farting yoga chick on loop.

I don't really believe that, it's actually very catchy.

''Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy...''
Title: Re: Music - On Hold
Post by: KSM on June 23, 2022, 06:59:13 PM
I don't really believe that, it's actually very catchy.

''Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy...''

@PB 

PB, you watch Matlock reruns! I'm sorry but I cannot take your recommendations seriously.

Maybe if you suggested that "I'm so happy...." song I'd be ok. But still not looped.

How about!!?
Title: Re: Music - On Hold
Post by: ShayP on June 23, 2022, 07:02:29 PM
@PB 

PB, you watch Matlock reruns! I'm sorry but I cannot take your recommendations seriously.

What's wrong with Matlock reruns?  That's it, I'm bringing the avatar back.
Title: Re: Music - On Hold
Post by: PB on June 23, 2022, 07:39:34 PM
... PB, you watch Matlock reruns! I'm sorry but I cannot take your recommendations seriously...

What's Matlock?

By the way, I hate that song (it was played seemingly non-stop on the radio when it came out) - it's the perfect irritant when on hold
Title: Re: Music - On Hold
Post by: KSM on June 23, 2022, 09:24:22 PM
What's Matlock?

By the way, I hate that song (it was played seemingly non-stop on the radio when it came out) - it's the perfect irritant when on hold
Ask Shay what Matlock is. @ShayP tell him. Isn't he the Mayberry guy? A coroner?  Oh fuck I don't know.  ::)  Is he Fonzie?

PB, You hate all music unless it is some kind of pretentious jazz or blues that you find in woke pussified club in SF. Don't get me wrong though, I like both jazz and blues, but it too has been hijacked by posers in hard left cities like yours.

What about Don Knotts? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 23, 2022, 09:46:34 PM
Ask Shay what Matlock is. @ShayP tell him. Isn't he the Mayberry guy? A coroner?  Oh fuck I don't know.  ::)  Is he Fonzie?

PB, You hate all music unless it is some kind of pretentious jazz or blues that you find in woke pussified club in SF. Don't get me wrong though, I like both jazz and blues, but it too has been hijacked by posers in hard left cities like yours.

What about Don Knotts? 

A jazz sandwich on Mayberry?
Title: Re: Music - On Hold
Post by: PB on June 24, 2022, 03:01:28 AM
... PB, You hate all music unless it is some kind of pretentious jazz or blues...

?

Try harder
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 24, 2022, 03:42:47 AM
I don't know what's happening.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 24, 2022, 08:11:07 AM
I don't know what's happening.
Some things are best left as a mystery...

What isn't a mystery is that AT&T support is a fucking joke.

I spent an hour and 40 minutes plus on the phone with the Philippines and a girl from Mississippi living in Dallas-Fort Worth... Now, the girl from America pleasant and told me she needed to escalate me, but she transferred me right back into the main queue and I had to start from scratch. I would like to think it was out of ignorance as opposed to intentional...

This problem has occurred twice and both times and the representative who helped me was Egyptian. I was not only helped, it was done like in the first 10 minutes as opposed to spending hours on the phone.

I am now of the belief that when I call, and I hope I never have to again, I will hang up if it's a Filipino.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 24, 2022, 08:16:18 AM
Some things are best left as a mystery...

What isn't a mystery is that AT&T support is a fucking joke.

I spent an hour and 40 minutes plus on the phone with the Philippines and a girl from Mississippi living in Dallas-Fort Worth... Now, the girl from America pleasant and told me she needed to escalate me, but she transferred me right back into the main queue and I had to start from scratch. I would like to think it was out of ignorance as opposed to intentional...

This problem has occurred twice and both times and the representative who helped me was Egyptian. I was not only helped, it was done like in the first 10 minutes as opposed to spending hours on the phone.

I am now of the belief that when I call, and I hope I never have to again, I will hang up if it's a Filipino.
AT&T sucks, and has for a long time, like most of woke corporate Amerika.  I’ve been happy with this outfit for cell service.

puretalk.com

At least I get someone who speaks American and not Abu, calling himself “Joe,” in a third world crap hole when I’ve called them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 24, 2022, 08:19:59 AM
Some things are best left as a mystery...

What isn't a mystery is that AT&T support is a fucking joke.

Good point.  Some things are better left as a mystery.

I just switched from T-Mobile to AT&T.  Ugh.  Hopefully I have no issues.  Your story mirrors what I went through with T-Mobile.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 24, 2022, 08:21:15 AM
AT&T sucks, and has for a long time...

Now I have regret.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 24, 2022, 08:27:24 AM
Good point.  Some things are better left as a mystery.

I just switched from T-Mobile to AT&T.  Ugh.  Hopefully I have no issues.  Your story mirrors what I went through with T-Mobile.
I had AT&T a long time ago.  Got tired of their corporate insanity and switched to T-Mobile.  When T-Mobile evolved into crapola, I switched to PureTalk several years ago and have been satisfied with their service and support.  We’ll see how long it lasts before they catch the disease. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 24, 2022, 10:47:26 AM
Now I have regret.  :(
if it makes you feel better I'm still on T-mobile. Only one I've tried so far and I do the pay as you go thing. I just top it up every three months. Might move to puretalk when this current three month block is up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 24, 2022, 11:09:50 AM
if it makes you feel better I'm still on T-mobile. Only one I've tried so far and I do the pay as you go thing. I just top it up every three months. Might move to puretalk when this current three month block is up.
Yes, I try to avoid getting sucked into long-term contracts anymore, so I have the option to move on if the service begins to suck.  Being able to walk away is a great thing. ;)



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 24, 2022, 11:14:57 AM
Yesterday, I fired my lawyer.

This morning, I settled by talking turkey directly to the man who would be cutting the check.

$32,000+ after 3 months of awful representation. My lawyer initially refused to even ask for that amount, I went ahead because it was the right thing...

Having a bunch of lawyers in my extended family, I will continue to disparage the profession. 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 24, 2022, 07:11:56 PM
Yesterday, I fired my lawyer.

This morning, I settled by talking turkey directly to the man who would be cutting the check.

$32,000+ after 3 months of awful representation. My lawyer initially refused to even ask for that amount, I went ahead because it was the right thing...

Having a bunch of lawyers in my extended family, I will continue to disparage the profession.
$32,000? what the hell are you up to?

My wife's family are lawyers and such. Her father started a prominent firm in Montreal many years ago and sold it for 9Mish back in 09. They're incredible people/in-laws. Until they're mad at you. And then you're fucked.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 24, 2022, 10:59:26 PM
$32,000? what the hell are you up to?

My wife's family are lawyers and such. Her father started a prominent firm in Montreal many years ago and sold it for 9Mish back in 09. They're incredible people/in-laws. Until they're mad at you. And then you're fucked.
To be self-aggrandizing, $32k is one of my smaller things of late.. I'm working my way towards resolving shit before I'm not able to resolve things...

My in-laws are interesting.  Very successful even the bro-in-law who quit a major executive position to write books, edit famous writers and do a traditional gaming website...

One of these extended members is part of a major automotive family.  I think about begging for a free car often (because I'd never buy that brand)... It won't ever happen ☹️
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 24, 2022, 11:01:14 PM
Yes, I try to avoid getting sucked into long-term contracts anymore, so I have the option to move on if the service begins to suck.  Being able to walk away is a great thing. ;)



I love Ting.  They're rolling out fiber home services too.
Title: Re: Gingerbread
Post by: KSM on June 29, 2022, 02:29:46 PM
Usually it is only at Christmas time that the gingerbread men, houses, and cookies are enjoyed. But today I enjoyed some classic gingerbread that was made by my Wifes collection person lady. This was soft, tender, but firm gingerbread squares about 3/4" thick. Damn yummy. I will be fat tomorrow as I ate the entire ziploc bags worth = seven pieces. Damn yummy!  :P :P :P :-* :) 

You gotta problem with this?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 29, 2022, 03:32:09 PM
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Title: Re: Gingerbread
Post by: ShayP on June 29, 2022, 04:03:26 PM
Usually it is only at Christmas time that the gingerbread men, houses, and cookies are enjoyed. But today I enjoyed some classic gingerbread that was made by my Wifes collection person lady. This was soft, tender, but firm gingerbread squares about 3/4" thick. Damn yummy. I will be fat tomorrow as I ate the entire ziploc bags worth = seven pieces. Damn yummy!  :P :P :P :-* :) 

You gotta problem with this?

Dude, you eat that when ever you want.  The Archway brand with the molasses were so good.  I haven't had them in years.  The Jules Destrooper brand Ginger Thins are very good, but crispy.  All natural ingredients and out of Belgium.  You can buy them in the states. 

You were fortunate to get some homemade stuff.  Yeah, you'll be fat.  ::)  I gained 2 pounds by reading your post.

Title: Re: Gingerbread
Post by: ItsOver on June 29, 2022, 04:33:32 PM
Dude, you eat that when ever you want.  The Archway brand with the molasses were so good.  I haven't had them in years.  The Jules Destrooper brand Ginger Thins are very good, but crispy.  All natural ingredients and out of Belgium.  You can buy them in the states. 

You were fortunate to get some homemade stuff.  Yeah, you'll be fat.  ::)  I gained 2 pounds by reading your post.
I hadn’t thought of Archway in awhile.  The oatmeal and Windmills were probably my favorites.


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 29, 2022, 04:52:00 PM
Is OJ’s daughter Khloe getting rid of her butt?
https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/4190522/khloe-kardashian-butt-evolution-fillers-removed-implants/
Title: Re: Gingerbread
Post by: ShayP on June 29, 2022, 05:01:03 PM
I hadn’t thought of Archway in awhile.  The oatmeal and Windmills were probably my favorites.

The iced oatmeal?  I loved those.  Liked the Windmills too.
Title: Re: Gingerbread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 29, 2022, 05:04:07 PM
The iced oatmeal?  I loved those.  Liked the Windmills too.

I agree with you on the Molasses - pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Gingerbread
Post by: ItsOver on June 29, 2022, 05:06:47 PM
The iced oatmeal?  I loved those.  Liked the Windmills too.
They were both great.  Classic, with a glass of ice cold milk.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on June 29, 2022, 05:07:28 PM
Is OJ’s daughter Khloe getting rid of her butt?

If so, are you disappointed?  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on June 29, 2022, 05:15:07 PM
If so, are you disappointed?  :D

Send her a case of windmill cookies. She’ll get it back
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on June 29, 2022, 05:18:20 PM
Send her a case of windmill cookies. She’ll get it back
Ha!  It’s at least a good start.
Title: Re: Gingerbread
Post by: KSM on June 29, 2022, 05:28:07 PM
Dude, you eat that when ever you want. The Archway brand with the molasses were so good.  I haven't had them in years.  The Jules Destrooper brand Ginger Thins are very good, but crispy.  All natural ingredients and out of Belgium.  You can buy them in the states. 

You were fortunate to get some homemade stuff.  Yeah, you'll be fat.  ::)  I gained 2 pounds by reading your post.
DON'T FUCKIN' TELL ME HOW TO GINGERBREAD, MAN!!

I hadn’t thought of Archway in awhile.  The oatmeal and Windmills were probably my favorites.


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OOoohhh  I'll look for those!!!
Title: Re: Gingerbread
Post by: ShayP on June 29, 2022, 07:38:14 PM
DON'T FUCKIN' TELL ME HOW TO GINGERBREAD, MAN!!

YOU ALREADY BEEN TOLD!  And don't yell at me.  I'm sensitive.
Title: Re: Gingerbread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 29, 2022, 07:46:08 PM
YOU ALREADY BEEN TOLD!  And don't yell at me.  I'm sensitive.

Gird your loins and sack up.  Dietrich was attacking ellgab.com tonight!
Title: Re: Gingerbread
Post by: sean92008 on June 29, 2022, 11:32:59 PM
Gird your loins and sack up.  Dietrich was attacking ellgab.com tonight!

Do people really listen to it or is it just one of those things that some psycho rants for hours on end and has 35 people listening?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 30, 2022, 07:39:21 PM
https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/1542622215287574528?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 30, 2022, 08:45:45 PM
Today I'm at the gas station, and some bum walks up asking for 'spare change'.  As I'm telling him 'no' his phone rings. 

He listens for a few moments and tells the person on the other end that he's working...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on June 30, 2022, 09:01:59 PM
 :D

https://twitter.com/mariana057/status/1542558142923509760
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 30, 2022, 10:17:18 PM
:D

https://twitter.com/mariana057/status/1542558142923509760
I'm in her club.

Today I'm at the gas station, and some bum walks up asking for 'spare change'.  As I'm telling him 'no' his phone rings. 

He listens for a few moments and tells the person on the other end that he's working...
We, you and I had this discussion about three years ago in this very thread. Remember; the line that I! always use when asked that age old question "Hey buddy, got any spare change?" or some variation of that, but the term "spare change" is a constant. I'm telling you, again! Answer with "TONS!" when asked about spare change. You say it with glee, you say it like you've got so much spare fucking change that your back hurts from the dead weight that is all that MONEY in your pockets.  PLEASE @PB remember it. One word never meant so much as you keep moving and carry on with your day.  It leaves them speechless as if you're going to hand it all over while you get in your car and drive away.

It is a perfect,  perfect thing.

The trick is that you have to keep moving as you say/shout it.

TONS!!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 30, 2022, 10:29:28 PM
I'm in her club.
We, you and I had this discussion about three years ago in this very thread. Remember; the line that I! always use when asked that age old question "Hey buddy, got any spare change?" or some variation of that, but the term "spare change" is a constant. I'm telling you, again! Answer with "TONS!" when asked about spare change. You say it with glee, you say it like you've got so much spare fucking change that your back hurts from the dead weight that is all that MONEY in your pockets.  PLEASE @PB remember it. One word never meant so much as you keep moving and carry on with your day.  It leaves them speechless as if you're going to hand it all over while you get in your car and drive away.

It is a perfect,  perfect thing.

The trick is that you have to keep moving as you say/shout it.

TONS!!  :)

I DO remember that conversation, and I've been saying 'yes' to the spare change question for years as I continue walking past.

But not while trapped at the gas station in a marginal area just off the freeway.  And I have some sympathy for this particular bum (he's there all the time), an older black guy who has probably made some bad decisions and is down on his luck - not some 19 year old puke that got a ride from, I dunno, Kentucky or Santa Cruz and is here for the free drugs and handouts.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 30, 2022, 10:38:47 PM
I DO remember that conversation, and I've been saying 'yes' to the spare change question for years as I continue walking past.

But not while trapped at the gas station in a marginal area just off the freeway.  And I have some sympathy for this particular bum (he's there all the time), an older black guy who has probably made some bad decisions and is down on his luck - not some 19 year old puke that got a ride from, I dunno, Kentucky or Santa Cruz and is here for the free drugs and handouts.
"YES" is also good.

I hope things pick up for the old guy.  :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 30, 2022, 10:40:07 PM
Quote from: FoodLion

September 02, 2014, 09:46:24 AM »

Here I sit, dumbfounded about what happened last night.
At around 11:30pm--First we hear some one hopping over the fence, I go out with a flash light to investigate but see nothing. Suddenly it hits me, my camera is pointed at that spot, the same spot they've hopped over time and time again. Expecting to finally get pictures of the piece of filth in action, I go to check the camera, It's gone. Fucking thieves stole my camera and the memory card.

I look for my dog and he's laying on the ground. They must've fed him something to make him sick or fall asleep. I'm about to turn into a hobo with a shotgun and start street sweeping these dope heads.

Looks like I'm going to sell my 4 wheeler and get the money for a security system. At this point I'd rather catch the idiots more than anything. I might be looking for some advice later. If you know about security systems, please let me know. I'm hoping I can get one that will go wifi and I can work and watch from my computer screen. Any suggestions?

Edit: I am on a budget crises. If you guys can help point me to something really cheap and effective, I will hansomly reward you with any video or pictures of thieves that I manage to get. You guys will really enjoy looking at these ugly mofos. They look like Skelitor from He-man. Just a bag of bones with track marks down their arms. Some real nasty sonofvabitches.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 30, 2022, 11:16:43 PM
Quote from: FoodLion

September 02, 2014, 09:46:24 AM »

Here I sit, dumbfounded about what happened last night.
At around 11:30pm--First we hear some one hopping over the fence, I go out with a flash light to investigate but see nothing. Suddenly it hits me, my camera is pointed at that spot, the same spot they've hopped over time and time again. Expecting to finally get pictures of the piece of filth in action, I go to check the camera, It's gone. Fucking thieves stole my camera and the memory card.

I look for my dog and he's laying on the ground. They must've fed him something to make him sick or fall asleep. I'm about to turn into a hobo with a shotgun and start street sweeping these dope heads.

Looks like I'm going to sell my 4 wheeler and get the money for a security system. At this point I'd rather catch the idiots more than anything. I might be looking for some advice later. If you know about security systems, please let me know. I'm hoping I can get one that will go wifi and I can work and watch from my computer screen. Any suggestions?

Edit: I am on a budget crises. If you guys can help point me to something really cheap and effective, I will hansomly reward you with any video or pictures of thieves that I manage to get. You guys will really enjoy looking at these ugly mofos. They look like Skelitor from He-man. Just a bag of bones with track marks down their arms. Some real nasty sonofvabitches.

Razor wire on your fence. If that's too much of a liability, bird stop (those metal spikes).

Tripwires posted using rebar so that they injure themselves wouldn't be too bad, you can always say you were working on a irrigation project or something.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 01, 2022, 08:12:35 AM
Razor wire on your fence. If that's too much of a liability, bird stop (those metal spikes).

Tripwires posted using rebar so that they injure themselves wouldn't be too bad, you can always say you were working on a irrigation project or something.
I’m sure FoodLion appreciates the timely recommendations.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 01, 2022, 02:35:23 PM
OK, so I am in Costa Mesa, California today. And, I decided to park in one place and walk a few blocks while waiting for an appointment...

I walk by a place called Original Barista Coffee. It's in a 1950s era strip mall of six or seven places...  Lots of ratty-looking cars parked in front of all the other shops, but this coffee place...

Two Mercedes-Benz E-Series, a white Lamborghini and a yellow Porsche.

All women.

I bet that coffee shop is selling contraband diet pills!

There's no way they can be that good in that dump of a location... It's fucking coffee!

Yes, I did think about the nail place, but these women were at the coffee shop.

The photo is from Google Street View and features a Tesla and a Mercedes SUV...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 01, 2022, 02:54:55 PM
Blue Ice meth dealer?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on July 01, 2022, 04:34:19 PM
Go, Yellowstone Bison! Go!

Crush puny humans with tiny brains!

Shark season has nothing on you....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 01, 2022, 04:38:34 PM
Blue Ice meth dealer?

Hey, your guess is as good as mine.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 01, 2022, 05:59:47 PM
Go, Yellowstone Bison! Go!

Crush puny humans with tiny brains!

Shark season has nothing on you....
I make it a general rule not to mess with anything that takes something like a Buffalo rifle to bring down.

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/The+buffalo+hunters+and+their+rifles%3a+image+polishing+and+myth...-a0147466234
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 02, 2022, 12:48:28 PM
For anybody who wants to record streaming audio without buying ridiculous software that expires each year.

Audacity is 100% free and legal.
https://www.audacityteam.org/download/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 02, 2022, 03:56:38 PM
I was using voice recognition to type a reference about old paint jobs on VW beetles and how they could be buffed to remove minor damage and discoloration and that the clear coat killed that ability...

I was watching a YouTube video on my Roku TV at the time. A matter of a few short minutes...

When the video ended, I went back to the menu of YouTube stuff...

Six of the eight videos that I could see the thumbnails of on screen were about VW beetles...

I went through the permissions on my cell phone, especially the YouTube permissions and it is just not there to take anything from my microphone or my input. I'm not talking loud and the TV was definitely louder, I don't have a microphone on my Roku remote.

Something is wrong.

It is not a coincidence because I haven't been looking at VWs and was only referencing them regarding paint jobs from the 1970s...

It gets stranger...

Going through my YouTube menus some more and two Nicolette Larson videos pop up on the menu. About 6 hours ago, I was talking on my landline telephone in a different part of my house to a man about Nicolette Larson's family...

My cell phone was in the room. Something is leaking...

No coincidences.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 02, 2022, 07:48:17 PM
I was using voice recognition to type a reference about old paint jobs on VW beetles and how they could be buffed to remove minor damage and discoloration and that the clear coat killed that ability...

I was watching a YouTube video on my Roku TV at the time. A matter of a few short minutes...

When the video ended, I went back to the menu of YouTube stuff...

Six of the eight videos that I could see the thumbnails of on screen were about VW beetles...

I went through the permissions on my cell phone, especially the YouTube permissions and it is just not there to take anything from my microphone or my input. I'm not talking loud and the TV was definitely louder, I don't have a microphone on my Roku remote.

Something is wrong.

It is not a coincidence because I haven't been looking at VWs and was only referencing them regarding paint jobs from the 1970s...

It gets stranger...

Going through my YouTube menus some more and two Nicolette Larson videos pop up on the menu. About 6 hours ago, I was talking on my landline telephone in a different part of my house to a man about Nicolette Larson's family...

My cell phone was in the room. Something is leaking...

No coincidences.
Wife and I were talking about this about a year ago. Crazy, but we decided to talk about toasters with her phone in the room, and sure enough. You know..   I'm not explaining this well. I'm on the phone!  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Camazotz Automat on July 02, 2022, 09:32:26 PM
I make it a general rule not to mess with anything that takes something like a Buffalo rifle to bring down.



It is as if people believe they are at a petting zoo, or as if their brains are set on the "Chuck E. Cheese  automaton creature  entertainment for my benefit" setting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 02, 2022, 09:34:26 PM
It is as if people believe they are at a petting zoo, or as if their brains are set on the "Chuck E. Cheese  automaton creature  entertainment for my benefit" setting.

People normally afraid of deer will walk right up to a tiger when they're on vacation.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on July 03, 2022, 12:34:03 PM
https://twitter.com/1000WaysToDi3/status/1543150533682266112

Note to self: do not feed camels baguettes out of your car window.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 04, 2022, 09:49:09 AM
I wonder what they’re like with butter and garlic.

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https://www.breitbart.com/local/2022/07/04/florida-county-on-high-alert-after-giant-african-snail-emerges/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 04, 2022, 12:03:21 PM
I wonder what they’re like with butter and garlic.

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https://www.breitbart.com/local/2022/07/04/florida-county-on-high-alert-after-giant-african-snail-emerges/

YUCK!!!

Lost my appetite.









Fireworks last night. Relentless! All over town in every direction. Should be a doozie tonight. Check the news tomorrow for reports of dudes who've blown off fingers or hands.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 04, 2022, 12:35:36 PM
There is actually a recipe for those things. Cleaning was rather complicated if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 04, 2022, 02:39:58 PM
There is actually a recipe for those things. Cleaning was rather complicated if I remember correctly.
I can imagine.  Probably worse than gutting a whale.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 04, 2022, 04:36:53 PM
The longer you resist windohs 11 the slower and clunkier your computer will become. That's how they get ya!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 05, 2022, 04:22:24 PM
I don't think they understand what that word means...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on July 07, 2022, 05:13:42 AM
I wonder what they’re like with butter and garlic.

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https://www.breitbart.com/local/2022/07/04/florida-county-on-high-alert-after-giant-african-snail-emerges/
Very VERY chewy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 13, 2022, 02:33:51 PM
Don’t put a 1300hp engine in a 1964 Mercury Comet without upgrading the brakes.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a40574944/let-this-youtubers-horrible-mercury-comet-crash-be-a-lesson/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 14, 2022, 10:34:10 AM
Boy I tell ya'

Go without caffeine for three months and then dive back in with strong black coffee. Whatta a RUSH!

BZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 14, 2022, 10:44:30 AM
Don’t put a 1300hp engine in a 1964 Mercury Comet without upgrading the brakes.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a40574944/let-this-youtubers-horrible-mercury-comet-crash-be-a-lesson/
Wonder two things...

Condition of those he hit and how much was he insured for... (I bet he was easily insured for a quarter of a million dollars, I mean that's what collectors insurance is for)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 14, 2022, 10:46:48 AM
Boy I tell ya'

Go without caffeine for three months and then dive back in with strong black coffee. Whatta a RUSH!

BZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

Well, after your Washington do-heroin-like-Cobain experiment is over anything that picks you up must be a massive boost.
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Come on, play some mini-humbuckers, damnit!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 14, 2022, 12:01:19 PM
Boy I tell ya'

Go without caffeine for three months and then dive back in with strong black coffee. Whatta a RUSH!

BZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 14, 2022, 12:11:15 PM
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Pretty much.

Well, after your Washington do-heroin-like-Cobain experiment is over anything that picks you up must be a massive boost.
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Come on, play some mini-humbuckers, damnit!

My Les Paul Deluxe (1980) has the little soapbars. Some don't like them but they have a particular crunch when overdriven. Beautiful hard rock crunch. No pedal needed. Amp and guitar!  The Gold Top has P-90's. Sound great but fuck do they ever hum. I almost think they may not be grounded. Concerning.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 14, 2022, 12:27:13 PM
...Beautiful hard rock crunch...

I ignored everything you said except for that bit.  Let's market a candy, cereal, or crunchy snack with that phrase. @KSM Specific bands identified with certain flavors.  We could make dollars!  DOLLARS!  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 14, 2022, 02:13:20 PM
Pretty much.

My Les Paul Deluxe (1980) has the little soapbars. Some don't like them but they have a particular crunch when overdriven. Beautiful hard rock crunch. No pedal needed. Amp and guitar!  The Gold Top has P-90's. Sound great but fuck do they ever hum. I almost think they may not be grounded. Concerning.
The mini-humbuckers have a smaller aperture, less boominess, tighter bottom end. I love Firebirds for them and the mass of mahogany.

The hum could be a corroded ground too. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on July 14, 2022, 08:23:20 PM
https://twitter.com/CasuallyGreg/status/1547669492628480001

Absolutely flawless execution.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 16, 2022, 03:47:18 PM
More yummy scrumptiousness...
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Trader Joe's, of course...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 16, 2022, 04:16:40 PM
More yummy scrumptiousness...

Trader Joe's, of course...

Heh, I had a dental checkup the other day, and was told they now have pineapple flavored floss.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 16, 2022, 04:20:01 PM
Heh, I had a dental checkup the other day, and was told they now have pineapple flavored floss.
My dentist in Canada had bacon flavored floss. "True story" - Jess Ventura.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 16, 2022, 04:29:54 PM
I LIKE PINEAPPLE PIZZA!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Martinez Moobs on July 16, 2022, 05:26:11 PM
Saw this bozo while out and about today. Ruined a perfectly good new model corvette by being an idiot and getting cheap obviously knock off “Ferrari” badges to slap on it. Even made a weak attempt at painting the brake calipers.

Dude. No one believes it. Oh and also a brand new corvette is nothing to be sneered at for what it is anyway. This treatment of a brand new corvette on the other hand is something to be sneered at.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 16, 2022, 06:04:16 PM
Saw this bozo while out and about today. Ruined a perfectly good new model corvette by being an idiot and getting cheap obviously knock off “Ferrari” badges to slap on it. Even made a weak attempt at painting the brake calipers.

Dude. No one believes it. Oh and also a brand new corvette is nothing to be sneered at for what it is anyway. This treatment of a brand new corvette on the other hand is something to be sneered at.

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Retard is a rich idiot.

My guess is he won a contest or a lawsuit after being brain damaged on a carnival ride.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on July 21, 2022, 04:12:08 PM
Saw this bozo while out and about today. Ruined a perfectly good new model corvette by being an idiot and getting cheap obviously knock off “Ferrari” badges to slap on it. Even made a weak attempt at painting the brake calipers.

Dude. No one believes it. Oh and also a brand new corvette is nothing to be sneered at for what it is anyway. This treatment of a brand new corvette on the other hand is something to be sneered at.

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Ok that is fucking hilarious. These new Corvettes are well over 100k and you can get a cool MINT Ferrari like a... Testarossa, 348, 355, 360, 456, 430, 550, 575, 612, or California for around the same price. Other 70s-80s models as well. WHY would you do this?

This assclown went so far as to paint the calipers and stencil FERRARI on them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on July 21, 2022, 04:12:33 PM


1997 Natalie Imbruglia looks like a 2022 femboy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 21, 2022, 04:53:27 PM


1997 Natalie Imbruglia looks like a 2022 femboy.
Still, her woman hole doesn't contain e-coli... Or does it?
😈😈😈😈
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on July 21, 2022, 04:57:51 PM
Still, her woman hole doesn't contain e-coli... Or does it?
😈😈😈😈

Better get the monkeypox vaccine to be safe!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 21, 2022, 06:23:37 PM
Better get the monkeypox vaccine to be safe!

Humm... This is the second monkey-blamed illness to hit the gay community in 40 years... Humm. Maybe they should call it "buttfuckpox." Monkeypox is both racist and speciesist.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 22, 2022, 10:09:49 AM
Suffered an unsettling nunchuck injury last night. Took out my left patella in a nasty way. Real-life oucher!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 22, 2022, 01:19:09 PM
Suffered an unsettling nunchuck injury last night. Took out my left patella in a nasty way. Real-life oucher!

Tell the wife to verbally abuse you next time...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 22, 2022, 01:20:06 PM
Tell the wife to verbally abuse you next time...

LOL!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 22, 2022, 01:59:47 PM
LOL!  ;D

KSM stands for Kinky Sado-Masochism, you know...

Secretly, KSM wants to play Jagstangs with Telecaster neck pickups in BOTH positions and use a Roland Cube amplifier!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 22, 2022, 03:31:24 PM
KSM stands for Kinky Sado-Masochism, you know...

Secretly, KSM wants to play Jagstangs with Telecaster neck pickups in BOTH positions and use a Roland Cube amplifier!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Author of sadness.
Flat out mean. I just.. :-\      Like a horrific Twighlight Zone episode but possibly worse.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 22, 2022, 05:43:38 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Author of sadness.
Flat out mean. I just.. :-\      Like a horrific Twighlight Zone episode but possibly worse.

Worse would be a Jay Turser amp...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 28, 2022, 04:18:57 PM
Worse would be a Jay Turser amp...
WTF is a Jay Turser amp? @sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 28, 2022, 04:22:45 PM
About two months ago I was going to seriously considering buying a house in small-town Texas. I had no idea about the property taxes down there. What the fuck is up with that @GravitySucks ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 28, 2022, 05:19:43 PM
About two months ago I was going to seriously considering buying a house in small-town Texas. I had no idea about the property taxes down there. What the fuck is up with that @GravitySucks ?

The three main sources of revenue for states are sales tax, property tax, and income tax.  Most states have some combination of all three, and have higher or lower rates on some.  In places like California, all three are sky high.

Texas has no state income tax, and sales tax is 6 something percent (maybe more if cities and counties tack on a little), so that leaves property taxes. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 28, 2022, 05:52:34 PM
WTF is a Jay Turser amp? @sean92008

Thought you'd never ask...

Chinese-made amp -shaped objects.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 28, 2022, 05:58:25 PM
About two months ago I was going to seriously considering buying a house in small-town Texas. I had no idea about the property taxes down there. What the fuck is up with that @GravitySucks ?

That’s how the state, county, city and school districts get revenue. We don’t have a state income tax.

There are exemptions. A homestead exemption on your primary residence reduces your appraised value. Some rates freeze when you reach a certain age. I used to know the particulars but I’m exempt from property taxes on my residence because I’m a disabled veteran so I am not up to date on the various rules.

Property taxes are deductible on your federal income tax up to a certain limit. I think it’s $10k.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 28, 2022, 06:06:44 PM
I have really shied off of Texas with all the crap going on down there, it seems like they've finally tipped over to California status. The shootings in Uvalde and at DFW show that there's no fear of concealed carry.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 28, 2022, 06:19:21 PM
I have really shied off of Texas with all the crap going on down there, it seems like they've finally tipped over to California status. The shootings in Uvalde and at DFW show that there's no fear of concealed carry.

Idiots aren’t stupid enough to not know where the gun free zones are.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 28, 2022, 06:21:38 PM
Seriously @sean92008

Do you drive on a public highway?  You’re about 3000 times more likely to get killed by a drunk driver than you are to being a victim of a mass shooter event.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 28, 2022, 06:23:53 PM
I have really shied off of Texas with all the crap going on down there, it seems like they've finally tipped over to California status. The shootings in Uvalde and at DFW show that there's no fear of concealed carry.
You can’t legally carry, concealed or otherwise, as a citizen on the grounds of a school or an airport.

https://12thgun.com/legally-carry-in-texas/

What’s interesting in the recent Indiana mall incident, the hero who stopped the psycho murderer was technically violating restrictions on carrying in the mall. Thanks to the armed citizen, the bad guy was eliminated much quicker than he probably thought was possible. I doubt the murder expected any citizen in that food court to be armed. Surprise.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 28, 2022, 07:07:12 PM
Seriously @sean92008

Do you drive on a public highway?  You’re about 3000 times more likely to get killed by a drunk driver than you are to being a victim of a mass shooter event.

It's part of a mix...  Lubbock, Amarillo are mostly sane BUT I have lived in California 90% of my life. San Diego and Orange County were the sane places for a long time, but now they're not. It spreads.

As for carrying in an airport, I was under the impression that it was still like the early 2000s... Lobby and baggage claim was fine, just not allowed at the gates.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 28, 2022, 07:40:41 PM
That’s how the state, county, city and school districts get revenue. We don’t have a state income tax.

There are exemptions. A homestead exemption on your primary residence reduces your appraised value. Some rates freeze when you reach a certain age. I used to know the particulars but I’m exempt from property taxes on my residence because I’m a disabled veteran so I am not up to date on the various rules.

Property taxes are deductible on your federal income tax up to a certain limit. I think it’s $10k.
Thanks

Yes. Texas is one of the 9 states that do not have an income tax. Washington is another one but they are considerably low compared to Texas and other states. Washington gets you in every other way. BC prices on most things and the second highest gas tax in the USA.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on July 29, 2022, 02:16:44 PM
https://twitter.com/mangan150/status/1553002022365843456

Absolutely revolting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 29, 2022, 02:23:54 PM
https://twitter.com/mangan150/status/1553002022365843456

Absolutely revolting.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 29, 2022, 02:25:17 PM
https://twitter.com/mangan150/status/1553002022365843456

Absolutely revolting.

The average American man now weighs as much as the average American manatee weighed in the 1960s.

You are all a bunch of PWS fatassess - ROW
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 29, 2022, 05:49:07 PM
The average American man now weighs as much as the average American manatee weighed in the 1960s.

You are all a bunch of PWS fatassess - ROW

Bart, in 30 years will the average American weigh as much as Falkie and Kathie do now? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on July 30, 2022, 10:03:39 AM
I’ve taken some pics for Spite Board on my travels. Cuz I care!  ;)
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 30, 2022, 11:27:49 AM
Bart, in 30 years will the average American weigh as much as Falkie and Kathie do now?

Only if the average American went on a diet and lost 50 pounds.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on July 30, 2022, 06:34:44 PM
I’ve taken some pics for Spite Board on my travels. Cuz I care!  ;)
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Something is missing in our imagination.

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 (https://postimg.cc/BXxxhKWH)

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5737330/man-who-erected-a-giant-wooden-penis-on-his-lawn-fights-to-keep-it-up-1.5739141
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 30, 2022, 07:45:14 PM
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5737330/man-who-erected-a-giant-wooden-penis-on-his-lawn-fights-to-keep-it-up-1.5739141

"He says most of his neighbours love his giant penis..."

Indeed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 31, 2022, 11:19:03 PM
Only if the average American went on a diet and lost 50 pounds.
Yeah, like Canadians waistlines aren't blossoming as well. Right now you're in a rather sedentary state - I'll bet as atrophy runs amok in the Bart's core.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 01, 2022, 04:46:19 AM
Yeah, like Canadians waistlines aren't blossoming as well. Right now you're in a rather sedentary state - I'll bet as atrophy runs amok in the Bart's core.

Sedentary?
I do 14 miles of high impact running a day on the Elegant Elliot Offen plan, right?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on August 01, 2022, 05:07:38 AM
Sedentary?
I do 14 miles of high impact running a day on the Elegant Elliot Offen plan, right?

This guy, "Ri-i-ight?"

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 01, 2022, 07:32:21 PM
Sedentary?
I do 14 miles of high impact running a day on the Elegant Elliot Offen plan, right?
RIIIIGHT!!?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 07, 2022, 05:42:02 PM
Somebody likes to cuddle with the threat of disemboweling my arm...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on August 07, 2022, 06:51:27 PM
I have really shied off of Texas with all the crap going on down there, it seems like they've finally tipped over to California status. The shootings in Uvalde and at DFW show that there's no fear of concealed carry.

Concealed carry is least likely at a school and at an airport, so there's that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 07, 2022, 07:58:36 PM
Somebody likes to cuddle with the threat of disemboweling my arm...
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@sean92008 Can you share a full pic of that cat? Love the color. You're a hairy dude btw.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 07, 2022, 08:12:39 PM
@sean92008 Can you share a full pic of that cat? Love the color. You're a hairy dude btw.
I have to crop raw photos in order for them to upload onto the site. He is a Russian blue. Incredibly manipulative cat. Lots of medical issues as well and he takes medicine like a champ.

Black ladies used to love the body hair...  In the days when I had zero body fat and it was cool to have your shirt all the way open, uhem... Oh, you still think it's cool to have your shirt open. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

This photo works, cropped a bit...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  @KSM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 07, 2022, 08:17:27 PM
.................
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 08, 2022, 03:13:53 AM
@sean92008 Can you share a full pic of that cat? Love the color. You're a hairy dude btw.

That's one heck of a pick-up line.  :D

Sorry man...couldn't resist.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 08, 2022, 03:14:41 AM
Beautiful cat. @sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 08, 2022, 03:51:17 AM
Beautiful cat. @sean92008
Yes, indeed. Porn for the cat ladies! ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 08, 2022, 06:43:27 AM
Yes, indeed. Porn for the cat ladies! ;) ;) ;)

Thank you!  My other fur babies are extremely jealous!

The cat ladies can give me a call at area code 858...

When he was a kitten, he had a very noticeable ringed tail that has faded. I was told he's a Russian blue, I have no clue if it's 100%, mixed or just somebody giving me a line.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on August 08, 2022, 07:51:37 AM
That is a very regal cat.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 08, 2022, 07:55:32 AM
That is a very regal cat.

Regal is an interesting term...  I always have to tell him to stop being an asshole.
😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 08, 2022, 09:06:24 AM
I have to crop raw photos in order for them to upload onto the site. He is a Russian blue. Incredibly manipulative cat. Lots of medical issues as well and he takes medicine like a champ.

Black ladies used to love the body hair...  In the days when I had zero body fat and it was cool to have your shirt all the way open, uhem... Oh, you still think it's cool to have your shirt open. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

This photo works, cropped a bit...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  @KSM

Now THAT'S a cat!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 08, 2022, 09:13:23 AM
Now THAT'S a cat!
He identifies as a butterfly, racist!
😁😁😁😁

On his behalf, thank you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 13, 2022, 05:22:28 AM
Guy kinda looks like @Jedimiller

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/11/man-smashes-out-of-coffin-after-he-was-buried-alive-while-passed-out-17168736
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 13, 2022, 05:36:35 AM
I have to crop raw photos in order for them to upload onto the site. He is a Russian blue. Incredibly manipulative cat. Lots of medical issues as well and he takes medicine like a champ.

Black ladies used to love the body hair...  In the days when I had zero body fat and it was cool to have your shirt all the way open, uhem... Oh, you still think it's cool to have your shirt open. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

This photo works, cropped a bit...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  @KSM
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“One cool cat. I dig it!”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 13, 2022, 01:23:37 PM
4 hours...  I am watching in 15 to 20-minute increments...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 13, 2022, 07:16:22 PM
If you own a Kia or Hyundai...

You could have your car catch fire or it can be easily stolen...
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(There's a little USB-shaped key thing that starts the car.

Actually, I'm surprised that car insurance companies even insure those cars right now... Google your year, make and model to determine if your car has either of these problems.

https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/investigations/class-action-lawsuits-hyundai-kia-thefts/63-3e997aa9-582b-45f4-b09b-aa37b2464de0
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 13, 2022, 08:34:40 PM
@KSM
Search "turn your sm-58 into an sm7b" on YouTube...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 13, 2022, 09:47:07 PM
@KSM
Search "turn your sm-58 into an sm7b" on YouTube...
Well how'd ya like that!  :)   I was doubtful.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 13, 2022, 11:01:16 PM
Well how'd ya like that!  :)   I was doubtful.


I bet putting a larger pop screen on an altered 58 would probably get that bass response tweaked nicely.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 13, 2022, 11:21:56 PM
I bet putting a larger pop screen on an altered 58 would probably get that bass response tweaked nicely.
Here's the thing; I love the sort of "pimp my ride" idea of this, but at the end of the day an altered 58 still looks like a 58. That said - I have no doubt that I'll be altering the 58 I brought to Co. Also said - I still want a 7B for the podcast that I'll never get around to doing.

But all that guck inside the 58? I never knew!  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 13, 2022, 11:26:33 PM

But all that guck inside the 58? I never knew!  :o
It's probably something that they used for a few things, like weighing it down and giving the mic a more solid feel, shock resistance for the transformer, electrical isolation and maybe even some sound insulation for the mic as well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 17, 2022, 09:32:11 PM
This haggard bitch was on a drug recovery facility staff... This is not the first time something like this has happened...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-charged-with-murder-after-kiss-with-inmate-during-visitation-goes-horribly-wrong/ar-AA10Kj2e
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 17, 2022, 10:15:16 PM
It's probably something that they used for a few things, like weighing it down and giving the mic a more solid feel, shock resistance for the transformer, electrical isolation and maybe even some sound insulation for the mic as well.

If that guck is for filler/weight/heft, then the RODE NT2A must be about 2 bags full sir! It's a hefty fella!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 17, 2022, 10:20:50 PM
If that guck is for filler/weight/heft, then the RODE NT2A must be about 2 bags full sir! It's a hefty fella!

Thick aluminum helps too.  I had an NT/2 years ago...  I loved the AT4050CM5(?) much more.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 17, 2022, 11:13:21 PM
Thick aluminum helps too.  I had an NT/2 years ago...  I loved the AT4050CM5(?) much more.

Yes. The CM5 (AT) I love AT mics in general. I would like a 4060 but have never gotten round to acquiring one.

Current Audio Technica in my lineup are:
AT 4033A (Top end heavy and a tad boomy on the low end) i primarily use it for acoustic guitar. Placed of axis it sounds beautiful.
AT 4047 (sweet mids) Great for backup vocals, hard rock crunch guitars and toms. Also makes for a great singular overhead/room mic.
AT 3525 My 1st condenser. It's a pimped up 58 that requires phantom.   Preamp the fuck out of it with some EQ and it can glow. Pint sized workhorse.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 21, 2022, 06:27:39 AM
"IG model" Gina Tew has full blown AIDS.

Apparently, she's fucked numerous "urban music" celebrities.

Darwinism may just win again.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 21, 2022, 09:42:00 AM
"IG model" Gina Tew has full blown AIDS.

Apparently, she's fucked numerous "urban music" celebrities.

Darwinism may just win again.
Until now I had not heard of her.  She's kinda yucky IMO..
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 21, 2022, 11:14:54 AM
Until now I had not heard of her.  She's kinda yucky IMO..

Kinda?  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 21, 2022, 09:55:11 PM
Vera's daddy. Biggest dog I have ever seen or had the pleasure of meeting in person. Finnegan is the shit! 225 LBs of gentle muscle-beast-fella. When he saunters your way it's a rather startling sensation.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 22, 2022, 04:58:57 AM
In further news, what does the Queen of the lizard family have everyday with her tea?

https://apnews.com/article/queen-elizabeth-ii-scotland-53b4a73353cb033647d3e365743af304

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 22, 2022, 02:28:34 PM
Why am I getting this in my ads?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 22, 2022, 02:55:49 PM
Why am I getting this in my ads?
Gay porn search cookies.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 22, 2022, 03:06:11 PM
Gay porn search cookies.
Yuck. Good Lord no.  I looked for bike shorts without padding, so that's most likely the cookie you refer to.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 22, 2022, 03:25:30 PM
Yuck. Good Lord no.  I looked for bike shorts without padding, so that's most likely the cookie you refer to.
Yes, that's gay porn.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 22, 2022, 04:04:44 PM
Yes, that's gay porn.
Dude, there is so much padding in all the areas down there in bike shorts that it feels like you've shit yourself. Also, it bunches up between your legs and is just ridiculous.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on August 22, 2022, 04:08:41 PM
Dude, there is so much padding in all the areas down there in bike shorts that it feels like you've shit yourself. Also, it bunches up between your legs and is just ridiculous.
You have the wrong size then.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 22, 2022, 04:09:51 PM
Why am I getting this in my ads?

Too much beating off to this:

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They should have sent you ads for Kleenex and hand lotion.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 22, 2022, 05:05:38 PM
Too much beating off to this:

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They should have sent you ads for Kleenex and hand lotion.
YUCK!

THAT'S YOUR APARTMENT!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 22, 2022, 07:23:18 PM
Gay porn search cookies.

I second this.   
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 22, 2022, 07:31:30 PM
Yuck. Good Lord no.  I looked for bike shorts without padding, so that's most likely the cookie you refer to.

Nah. Gay porn.  Accidents happen man.  The unexpected.  Back in the late 80's I was watching one on VHS with a chick and a dude, then another dude came into the picture and well...you know.  Poof!  The woman was gone.  Just the guys.  Couldn't eject the tape fast enough.  (that is not innuendo either)

Can't wait until Bart sees you were shopping for bike shorts.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 22, 2022, 07:40:17 PM
All you fucking idiots taking your lame-ass predictable shots at me.  At least get good at it. You assholes contribute nothing while I do all the lifting. Keep on being boring lifeless dullards.  Seriously, I could prewrite what you guys say and sit back to watch it unfold almost verbatim.



Can't wait until Bart sees you were shopping for bike shorts.  :D

Either can Bart.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 22, 2022, 08:03:30 PM
All you fucking idiots taking your lame-ass predictable shots at me.  At least get good at it. You assholes contribute nothing while I do all the lifting. Keep on being boring lifeless dullards.  Seriously, I could prewrite what you guys say and sit back to watch it unfold almost verbatim.

I see the ill-fitting bike shorts made you grumpy.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on August 22, 2022, 08:05:59 PM
I recently bought a bag of C & H Sugar.  I mix it with water for my hummingbirds.  I was buying a premade solution but the birds didn't seem to like it, so I now mix my own.  Anyway, as I was putting the bag away, I was humming that familiar C & H commercial, the one showing sugar cane fields and dancing hula girls.  "C & H... the pure cane sugar from Hawaii, Hoooee!"  But wait, I didn't see any mention of Hawaii on the front label, so I looked on the back.  A product of Florida.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 22, 2022, 08:25:14 PM
Wow... Maybe that's why they dropped that bad campaign. It's kind of like how Geico dropped there "no middle man" campaign because they had tons of middlemen.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 22, 2022, 08:32:07 PM
I see the ill-fitting bike shorts made you grumpy.  ;)
Nope. Quite content actually.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 22, 2022, 08:42:07 PM
I recently bought a bag of C & H Sugar.  I mix it with water for my hummingbirds.  I was buying a premade solution but the birds didn't seem to like it, so I now mix my own.  Anyway, as I was putting the bag away, I was humming that familiar C & H commercial, the one showing sugar cane fields and dancing hula girls.  "C & H... the pure cane sugar from Hawaii, Hoooee!"  But wait, I didn't see any mention of Hawaii on the front label, so I looked on the back.  A product of Florida.

No need - the H was for Hawaii.  California and Hawaii.

When they changed the source to Florida they were going to rebrand as F Sugar, but that didn't make it past marketing.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 22, 2022, 08:45:58 PM
PS there was also a U & I Sugar, for Utah and Idaho.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 23, 2022, 12:39:24 AM
Dude, there is so much padding in all the areas down there in bike shorts that it feels like you've shit yourself. Also, it bunches up between your legs and is just ridiculous.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on August 23, 2022, 02:40:52 AM
No need - the H was for Hawaii.  California and Hawaii.

When they changed the source to Florida they were going to rebrand as F Sugar, but that didn't make it past marketing.

Interesting.  I read that C&H Sugar is sold on the west coast, and Domino Sugar on the east.  Imported sugar for processing appears to come from places like Vietnam, Brazil and Australia.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 23, 2022, 03:04:56 AM
All you fucking idiots taking your lame-ass predictable shots at me.  At least get good at it. You assholes contribute nothing while I do all the lifting. Keep on being boring lifeless dullards.  Seriously, I could prewrite what you guys say and sit back to watch it unfold almost verbatim.

I, for one, never tire of hearing how smarter you are than all of us; how much more clever and quick-witted you are than us (both of these by personal testimonial rather than anything observed in support), how attractive you are to women; how your junk is admirablely large, and the like.

You're kind of like Falkie, but with more narcissism and less celebrity contacts.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 23, 2022, 04:11:20 AM
Why is Billy Squier in my head?  As soon as I woke up from a peaceful slumber, at the very moment my eyes opened, 'My Kinda Lover' was playing in my head.  Still is.  Two hours now and I feel like I'm going crazy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2022, 04:20:42 AM
I see the ill-fitting bike shorts made you grumpy.  ;)

His bell got stuck today and he had to ride around without being able to ring his bike bell.
Imagine his horror!
He has bike shorts bunching up in his asshole, a bell that does not ring and he forgot his water bottle at home.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2022, 04:22:24 AM
Why is Billy Squier in my head?  As soon as I woke up from a peaceful slumber, at the very moment my eyes opened, 'My Kinda Lover' was playing in my head.  Still is.  Two hours now and I feel like I'm going crazy.

Cher's son will get rid of that.
One listen to this stupid song and it takes hold.
Goodbye Billy!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 23, 2022, 04:36:35 AM
His bell got stuck today and he had to ride around without being able to ring his bike bell.
Imagine his horror!
He has bike shorts bunching up in his asshole, a bell that does not ring and he forgot his water bottle at home.

LOL!  Poor guy.  I wonder if it's a creepy bell like this one.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 23, 2022, 04:53:00 AM
Cher's son will get rid of that.
One listen to this stupid song and it takes hold.
Goodbye Billy!



Billy is gone now.  Did I hear "Revenge of the Hittites" in the lyrics? And was that dude playing a Nintendo Wii guitar?  Ugh.  That was awful.  But thanks @Bart Ell.  You've helped me get rid of Billy and all it cost was the regret of watching and listening to that.  A hot cup of coffee and a few Boz Skaggs songs and I should be ready for the day.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on August 23, 2022, 05:40:08 AM

I never believed in hate crimes until now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 23, 2022, 05:50:10 AM
I never believed in hate crimes until now.

LOL!!!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 23, 2022, 09:02:19 AM
His bell got stuck today and he had to ride around without being able to ring his bike bell.
Imagine his horror!
He has bike shorts bunching up in his asshole, a bell that does not ring and he forgot his water bottle at home.
BAAARTY, COME OUT AND PLAaaaYYY
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 23, 2022, 09:07:34 AM


WHAAAT DA' FAAAAWK ????
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 23, 2022, 09:11:48 AM
WHAAAT DA' FAAAAWK ????

Not gay enough. There's those bikes that have a reciprocating dildo...

Mile high thin air...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 23, 2022, 09:48:45 AM
Not gay enough. There's those bikes that have a reciprocating dildo...

Mile high thin air...

I just did a search on those.  I can't believe there are so many options.  My life is going down the tubes man.  Searching for dildo bikes!?  :-[  I don't even ride a bike let alone use a dildo.
I wonder if there is a bike for guys that has a fleshlight positioned in a way that...well you know.  If not, I'm designing one.  $$$$  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 23, 2022, 09:51:48 AM
I just did a search on those.  I can't believe there are so many options.  My life is going down the tubes man.  Searching for dildo bikes!?  :-[  I don't even ride a bike let alone use a dildo.
I wonder if there is a bike for guys that has a fleshlight positioned in a way that...well you know.  If not, I'm designing one.  $$$$  :D

Some Japanese porn site will be calling you...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2022, 09:52:03 AM
BAAARTY, COME OUT AND PLAaaaYYY
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It looks like it is part of this bike
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Which would make perfect sense as I feel I have seen this movie before.
Better be careful @PolkaDot , he even namechecks you!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 23, 2022, 11:57:44 AM
It looks like it is part of this bike
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Which would make perfect sense as I feel I have seen this movie before.
Better be careful @PolkaDot , he even namechecks you!

The colors don't match. So you're fat, AND blind?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2022, 12:13:37 PM
The colors don't match.

First the bike and now @KSM is showing signs of wanting to be an interior decorator.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 23, 2022, 12:25:02 PM
First the bike and now @KSM is showing signs of wanting to be an interior decorator.
Like I said last night. The majority of you (you) are so predictable in your retorts that I could write them in advance. You don't even try anymore. And your colorblind. Probably wearing mismatched socks right now.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2022, 12:35:34 PM
Like I said last night. The majority of you (you) are so predictable in your retorts that I could write them in advance. You don't even try anymore. And your colorblind. Probably wearing mismatched socks right now.  ;)

Why don't you eat some red cabbage and then ride an oversized squirreldog down to the local nail place and have your taint painted green for St Michaels Day.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 23, 2022, 01:35:42 PM
Why don't you eat some red cabbage and then ride an oversized squirreldog down to the local nail place and have your taint painted green for St Michaels Day.
;D  Ok that was funny.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 24, 2022, 02:14:43 PM
Costco has these plastic containers of chocolate chip cookies (soft chew) THEY ARE EEEEeevil!  They are about 2.5" in diameter and about maybe 60 per container. My container was empty within 48 hours. You just can't fucking stop! I triple them like a small stack and killem' that way. Had the tummy ache of a lifetime. It was nirvanic bliss!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 24, 2022, 02:23:42 PM
Costco has these plastic containers of chocolate chip cookies (soft chew) THEY ARE EEEEeevil!  They are about 2.5" in diameter and about maybe 60 per container. My container was empty within 48 hours. You just can't fucking stop! I triple them like a small stack and killem' that way. Had the tummy ache of a lifetime. It was nirvanic bliss!

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Costco crack. Welcome to America!

During my most recent health crisis, one of my kids ordered this for me...
Good thing I don't feel well or I would have finished every pound of it in one day.

If you haven't discovered See's Candies yet, I suggest you check them out. I don't think they put preservatives in them either, so it's all healthy!
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PS those Costco containers are great for holding knick knacks or, in my case, bolts and shit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2022, 04:03:43 PM
... If you haven't discovered See's Candies yet, I suggest you check them out...

Plus, the profits go to a good cause - Warrun Buffett
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 24, 2022, 04:11:25 PM
Costco crack. Welcome to America!

During my most recent health crisis, one of my kids ordered this for me...
Good thing I don't feel well or I would have finished every pound of it in one day.

If you haven't discovered See's Candies yet, I suggest you check them out. I don't think they put preservatives in them either, so it's all healthy!
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PS those Costco containers are great for holding knick knacks or, in my case, bolts and shit.

They have them in Canada too but I never had a Costco card up there and the SHE knew that I couldn't control myself with those cookies so they never made it into the cart.

See's candies are the shit! MMmm
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 24, 2022, 04:31:28 PM
See's candies are very expensive, but good.  They had a kiosk downtown and one in a mall nearby.  Alas...they have closed and never to return.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 24, 2022, 04:50:02 PM
See's candies are very expensive, but good.  They had a kiosk downtown and one in a mall nearby.  Alas...they have closed and never to return.

See's candies do better outside of malls anyway. You have less people wandering through getting free samples.

A big part of their business is corporate sales. It's an easy Christmas, Thanksgiving, whatever the holiday is gift. At $21 a pound (probably more now), it's a pre-wrapped gift.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2022, 05:34:10 PM
See's candies do better outside of malls anyway. You have less people wandering through getting free samples.

A big part of their business is corporate sales. It's an easy Christmas, Thanksgiving, whatever the holiday is gift. At $21 a pound (probably more now), it's a pre-wrapped gift.

I have an almost 20 year old gift certificate for a 1 lb box of it I got from a manager I didn't like, and quit right after they promoted her.  I wonder if they'd still take it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 24, 2022, 05:35:57 PM
I have an almost 20 year old gift certificate for a 1 lb box of it I got from a manager I didn't like, and quit right after they promoted her.  I wonder if they'd still take it.
In California, they have to. Gift certificates cannot expire.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2022, 05:38:31 PM
In California, they have to. Gift certificates cannot expire.

I just don't eat that stuff.  I might eat one, then what.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 24, 2022, 05:39:55 PM
Party time.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 24, 2022, 06:02:34 PM
I just don't eat that stuff.  I might eat one, then what.

@KSM is working on gaining weight...  Mail the rest of them to him.
😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 24, 2022, 06:20:24 PM
I just don't eat that stuff.  I might eat one, then what.

Why don't you wait until Christmas, redeem it and don't open it, and then gift it to someone that you don't like.  Me, for example.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 24, 2022, 06:22:34 PM
I just don't eat that stuff.  I might eat one, then what.

It's cool. $20 probably buys two pieces currently. Eat one now and save one for later.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 24, 2022, 06:24:56 PM
It's cool. $20 probably buys two pieces currently. Eat one now and save one for later.

If it says 1lb box, you win! If it says $20, you're SOL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2022, 06:34:44 PM
If it says 1lb box, you win! If it says $20, you're SOL

It's a 1 lb box - I might have 2 of them now that I think about it - the 20 was how many years ago I got it.

I should go find it.  Should be right next to the stack of Fed Ex shipping certificates I never used.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2022, 06:40:31 PM
Why don't you wait until Christmas, redeem it and don't open it, and then gift it to someone that you don't like.  Me, for example.

I can't give it to someone, once the gift exchanges start there's no end to it.

It would be like giving myself an annual bill.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 24, 2022, 06:44:23 PM
I can't give it to someone, once the gift exchanges start there's no end to it.

It would be like giving myself an annual bill.

Ok so "someone" is out but how about "something"?  Redeem both and us the FedEx voucher to send them to Orangey Cat care of George Senda. I am sure Orangey would appreciate the whole two pounder.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2022, 06:54:33 PM
Ok so "someone" is out but how about "something"?  Redeem both and us the FedEx voucher to send them to Orangey Cat care of George Senda. I am sure Orangey would appreciate the whole two pounder.

I wonder if Tommy eats See's candies
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 24, 2022, 07:03:40 PM
I can't give it to someone, once the gift exchanges start there's no end to it.

It would be like giving myself an annual bill.

Oh, don't worry.  I'm perfectly willing to not send you anything.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 24, 2022, 07:05:09 PM
I wonder if Tommy eats See's candies

Senda it to Falkie.  He would eat all two pounds within an hour.  With any luck, he will stroke out on the spot.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 24, 2022, 07:07:59 PM
I wonder if Tommy eats See's candies

I am sure he does and he also qualifies as a "something"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 24, 2022, 07:11:49 PM
@KSM is working on gaining weight...  Mail the rest of them to him.
😁😁😁
You'd think I was gaining weight, but no. Being single has me all "abbed" up. And I burn that shit off fast because of my regimen.

I just don't eat that stuff.  I might eat one, then what.
Well you're missing out. Eat one chewy tollhouse chocolate chip cookie? HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha  Such cookies, are my Kryptonite.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 24, 2022, 07:34:16 PM
You'd think I was gaining weight, but no. Being single has me all "abbed" up. And I burn that shit off fast because of my regimen.
Well you're missing out. Eat one chewy tollhouse chocolate chip cookie? HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha  Such cookies, are my Kryptonite.

Lucky for you that you haven't been stricken yet...  Heh heh heh... Those tollhouse cookies ring for you!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2022, 07:51:37 PM
You'd think I was gaining weight, but no. Being single has me all "abbed" up. And I burn that shit off fast because of my regimen.
Well you're missing out. Eat one chewy tollhouse chocolate chip cookie? HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha  Such cookies, are my Kryptonite.

Oh I eat my share of junk.  What I don't like about boxes of mixed candy is the hidden walnuts, cremes, stuff that can either break a tooth or pull out a filling.  Not to mention the calories concentrated in tiny bites.  Cookies, Snickers bars, Hershey bars, pie, cake, ice cream, all good.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 24, 2022, 07:57:13 PM
Oh I eat my share of junk.  What I don't like about boxes of mixed candy is the hidden walnuts, cremes, stuff that can either break a tooth or pull out a filling.  Not to mention the calories concentrated in tiny bites.  Cookies, Snickers bars, Hershey bars, pie, cake, ice cream, all good.

Kirkland offers a couple of trail mixes.  But, after all the salt, regular candy bars I guess are okay in comparison.

After spending what I approximate to be 99% of the last week in a single room with an attached bathroom, I've decided that pacing myself on the See's Candy I got is not worth the patience required...

PS @KSM ,

There used to be a guy in the Denver area who specialized in microtonal guitars, check it out!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 24, 2022, 08:15:03 PM
Why don't you wait until Christmas, redeem it and don't open it, and then gift it to someone that you don't like.  Me, for example.

This gave me a good chuckle.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 24, 2022, 08:41:56 PM
Oh I eat my share of junk.  What I don't like about boxes of mixed candy is the hidden walnuts, cremes, stuff that can either break a tooth or pull out a filling.  Not to mention the calories concentrated in tiny bites.  Cookies, Snickers bars, Hershey bars, pie, cake, ice cream, all good.
PB! The fuckin' cookies are insanely scrumptious! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU. I don't do creams and all the other shit you mentioned AS I'M AN ADONIS BUT THOSE COCKFUCKINSUCKIN COOKIES RULE BABY!!!!

I!
CAN'T!
STOP!
EATING SATAN'S COOKIE!!!


Kirkland offers a couple of trail mixes.  But, after all the salt, regular candy bars I guess are okay in comparison.

After spending what I approximate to be 99% of the last week in a single room with an attached bathroom, I've decided that pacing myself on the See's Candy I got is not worth the patience required...

PS @KSM ,

There used to be a guy in the Denver area who specialized in microtonal guitars, check it out!

WTF Why are you in a little room by yourself? or even a big room! WTF @sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2022, 08:47:29 PM
PB! The fuckin' cookies are insanely scrumptious! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU. I don't do creams and all the other shit you mentioned AS I'M AN ADONIS BUT THOSE COCKFUCKINSUCKIN COOKIES RULE BABY!!!!

I!
CAN'T!
STOP!
EATING SATAN'S COOKIE!!!


WTF Why are you in a little room by yourself? or even a big room! WTF @sean92008

If they're the same ones Trader Joe's has - and they look the same - then I've had them.  And know better than to bring any home...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 24, 2022, 09:14:21 PM
If they're the same ones Trader Joe's has - and they look the same - then I've had them.  And know better than to bring any home...
Well then - we meet half way. I haven't had Trader Joe's cookies, but.. ok.

@sean92008

Back to AT (Audio Technica) microphones, here we see, and hear, two AT 4033's in action as they 'listen closely' to a genius and a complete fuckstick vaginal slit.





At first I thought these were 4050's but they ain't.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 24, 2022, 09:17:45 PM
This gave me a good chuckle.  ;D

There's enough hate in his heart to start a car.  That should be worth a goddamn box of chocolates that he doesn't want.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 24, 2022, 09:23:03 PM
What I don't like about boxes of mixed candy is the hidden walnuts, cremes, stuff that can either break a tooth or pull out a filling. 

How appropriate.  Can we start calling you Forrest now?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 24, 2022, 09:28:15 PM
There's enough hate in his heart to start a car.  That should be worth a goddamn box of chocolates that he doesn't want.

I do not find PB to be hateful. Nor do I find you hateful. I hate the migrants.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2022, 09:32:08 PM
Uh-oh, things were going ok for a while, but Dumpster's meds seem to be wearing off.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 24, 2022, 09:34:45 PM
WTF Why are you in a little room by yourself? or even a big room! WTF @sean92008

I caught the coof, lots of drama. I know which of my cats is my deathbed mate...


At first I thought these were 4050's but they ain't.

I looked for the capsule and switches. I couldn't tell the difference between them if they're sitting on a table in front of me anymore. Past life.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2022, 09:35:42 PM
Costco has these plastic containers of chocolate chip cookies (soft chew) THEY ARE EEEEeevil!  They are about 2.5" in diameter and about maybe 60 per container. My container was empty within 48 hours. You just can't fucking stop! I triple them like a small stack and killem' that way. Had the tummy ache of a lifetime. It was nirvanic bliss!

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Look familiar?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 24, 2022, 09:42:17 PM

Look familiar?

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AH-HA  Read the TJ label. "Crispy Crunchy"  I stated in my original report that the Costco cookies were/are SOFT-CHEW.   Huuuuge dif  crunchy sucks for choco-chip cookies
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 24, 2022, 10:03:56 PM
AH-HA  Read the TJ label. "Crispy Crunchy"  I stated in my original report that the Costco cookies were/are SOFT-CHEW.   Huuuuge dif  crunchy sucks for choco-chip cookies

Ok, but I'd bet they're equally addictive (and probably made by the same people). 

Some prefer that crispy crunch.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on August 24, 2022, 10:47:30 PM
Crispy no good. Chewy all the way. And you want big honkin' chunks of dark chocolate. In that size two a day. Max. Better with nuts. Macadamia nuts. But that takes you down to one a day. But. Oooh. The an-ti-ci-pa-tion, baby!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 25, 2022, 08:47:12 AM
Crispy no good. Chewy all the way. And you want big honkin' chunks of dark chocolate. In that size two a day. Max. Better with nuts. Macadamia nuts. But that takes you down to one a day. But. Oooh. The an-ti-ci-pa-tion, baby!
NUTS?? In CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?!!? Well ya lost me there. I'll bet you like nuts in brownies too! ICK
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 26, 2022, 08:05:12 AM
It looks like it is part of this bike
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Which would make perfect sense as I feel I have seen this movie before.
Better be careful @PolkaDot , he even namechecks you!



Should I expect the phone call @Bart Ell ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 26, 2022, 08:07:56 AM
You'd think I was gaining weight, but no. Being single has me all "abbed" up. And I burn that shit off fast because of my regimen.

Colorado really has changed you, it sounds like you're hitting on Sean666 here @KSM .  ??? You know that I support you in your choices, I just thought Hamster would be the first to get you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 26, 2022, 08:11:38 AM
Kirkland offers a couple of trail mixes.  But, after all the salt, regular candy bars I guess are okay in comparison.

After spending what I approximate to be 99% of the last week in a single room with an attached bathroom, I've decided that pacing myself on the See's Candy I got is not worth the patience required...

PS @KSM ,

There used to be a guy in the Denver area who specialized in microtonal guitars, check it out!

Oh man, I love the Kirkland trail mix. I

'm sorry that your kids appear to have put you in an institution @sean92008 , at least they're sending candy. And you have conjugal visits to look forward to with your new beau KSM.  8)

On a serious note, what is a microtonal guitar?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2022, 08:32:15 AM
Oh man, I love the Kirkland trail mix. I

'm sorry that your kids appear to have put you in an institution @sean92008 , at least they're sending candy. And you have conjugal visits to look forward to with your new beau KSM.  8)

On a serious note, what is a microtonal guitar?

For western musicians, it's wanker stuff.

A guy in Colorado is famous for it. Neil Haverstick.

It's mainly Middle Eastern and Asian in use
The music starts at 2:30 & 3:40


Maybe a better example:
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 26, 2022, 10:09:01 AM
How many know of the Mohave Desert phone booth? Middle of nowhere and it apparently rings all day.

#desertChad

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2022, 10:15:31 AM
How many know of the Mohave Desert phone booth? Middle of nowhere and it apparently rings all day.

#desertChad

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Isn't that where the fidget guy was calling Art from?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 26, 2022, 10:29:02 AM
Isn't that where the fidget guy was calling Art from?

No. Fidshit was calling from a busy parking lot.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 26, 2022, 11:21:17 AM
How many know of the Mohave Desert phone booth? Middle of nowhere and it apparently rings all day.

#desertChad

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I’ve heard of it. Didn’t Art talk about it? Apparently, it is “no mas.”

https://www.unitedstatesnow.org/what-is-the-mojave-phone-booth.htm
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 26, 2022, 01:22:19 PM
I’ve heard of it. Didn’t Art talk about it? Apparently, it is “no mas.”

https://www.unitedstatesnow.org/what-is-the-mojave-phone-booth.htm
Art did half a show about it with the guy who camps out there all the time and answers the phone. Show was from 2000. Guys name was Desert Chad. You can do a search, you'll see it - and him.  Dude is slightly annoying but nowhere near as bad or nauseating as figit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 26, 2022, 01:30:27 PM
Art did half a show about it with the guy who camps out there all the time and answers the phone. Show was from 2000. Guys name was Desert Chad. You can do a search, you'll see it - and him.  Dude is slightly annoying but nowhere near as bad or nauseating as figit.
Ah, yes. That sounds familiar.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 26, 2022, 02:09:51 PM
NUTS?? In CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?!!? Well ya lost me there. I'll bet you like nuts in brownies too! ICK

Huh.  I would have guessed that you enjoy the taste of nuts.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2022, 02:11:59 PM
This is the random page, so here's something random...

This is right up @KSM 's alley.

Guy just plopped down a couple million for home neighboring my property.

Agreement with the previous owner was that his landscaper would keep the crap from growing onto my property. In exchange for that, he could manage the plants as he wished, let them climb up the walls and fences, etc.

New owner comes in doesn't want to do anything, even claimed that some of the stuff wasn't coming from his property. So I retorted that and I guess I can get the Roundup out then and deal with it. Then he starts popping off about I would have to be buying replacement plants for him. Trap! So those are his plants... Humm.

I guess some people don't get it, I'm giving them a chance to maintain their plants in a way that they appreciate. If I do it I'm just going to clear cut. Mid span, cut! It's not only ugly but it can even slow down its growth.

Oh well... I haven't bothered to tell him about the annual beehive or rat's nests. I guess I'll let it be a surprise.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 26, 2022, 03:43:16 PM
This is the random page, so here's something random...

This is right up @KSM 's alley.

Guy just plopped down a couple million for home neighboring my property.

Agreement with the previous owner was that his landscaper would keep the crap from growing onto my property. In exchange for that, he could manage the plants as he wished, let them climb up the walls and fences, etc.

New owner comes in doesn't want to do anything, even claimed that some of the stuff wasn't coming from his property. So I retorted that and I guess I can get the Roundup out then and deal with it. Then he starts popping off about I would have to be buying replacement plants for him. Trap! So those are his plants... Humm.

I guess some people don't get it, I'm giving them a chance to maintain their plants in a way that they appreciate. If I do it I'm just going to clear cut. Mid span, cut! It's not only ugly but it can even slow down its growth.

Oh well... I haven't bothered to tell him about the annual beehive or rat's nests. I guess I'll let it be a surprise.

Why do really old people hate everybody?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 26, 2022, 04:07:20 PM
This is the random page, so here's something random...

This is right up @KSM 's alley.

Guy just plopped down a couple million for home neighboring my property.

Agreement with the previous owner was that his landscaper would keep the crap from growing onto my property. In exchange for that, he could manage the plants as he wished, let them climb up the walls and fences, etc.

New owner comes in doesn't want to do anything, even claimed that some of the stuff wasn't coming from his property. So I retorted that and I guess I can get the Roundup out then and deal with it. Then he starts popping off about I would have to be buying replacement plants for him. Trap! So those are his plants... Humm.

I guess some people don't get it, I'm giving them a chance to maintain their plants in a way that they appreciate. If I do it I'm just going to clear cut. Mid span, cut! It's not only ugly but it can even slow down its growth.

Oh well... I haven't bothered to tell him about the annual beehive or rat's nests. I guess I'll let it be a surprise.

Yeah that boils my Irish blood just reading it. In town my neighbors were nice to me but some of my neighbors had neighbors that would try to pull the same shit. They'd get shut down pretty fast.  At our main place most of the houses were between 80 to 120 ft. My 2.3 acres were completely fenced in.


Huh.  I would have guessed that you enjoy the taste of nuts.
And again. Demonstrating how you are hands down the most boring and PREDICTABLE poster of any GAB board ever! You gotta turn that SUCK KNOB all the way off son! Ugh, you're so damn lame. Back to ignore for you.

Good Lord  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 26, 2022, 04:11:58 PM
Uh-oh, things were going ok for a while, but Dumpster's meds seem to be wearing off.

My five-year-old niece watches me post on Ellgab, because she likes the cartoons.  She even knows the names of some of the posters.  Yesterday, she saw me posting on the Senda thread.  She pointed at a video of Senda, where he was stuffing potato salad into his piehole and spitting bits of it back out as he spoke, and asked, “Is that PeeBee?” No, I said, it’s Falkie. “Where is PeeBee?”, she asked. “Sleeping it off somewhere,” I said. “And so later PeeBee will write some things and you'll read them?” Yes, that’s right. “And you’ll sit in front of the screen and yell ‘Fuck!’?”  Yes, Megan, and some day so will you.  So will you.

@PB

@PB TheAdorable
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2022, 04:15:52 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 26, 2022, 04:17:26 PM
Yeah that boils my Irish blood just reading it. In town my neighbors were nice to me but some of my neighbors had neighbors that would try to pull the same shit. They'd get shut down pretty fast.  At our main place most of the houses were between 80 to 120 ft. My 2.3 acres were completely fenced in.

Something like this?
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Apparently there was a dispute about bird poop.
 
And again. Demonstrating how you are hands down the most boring and PREDICTABLE poster of any GAB board ever! You gotta turn that SUCK KNOB all the way off son! Ugh, you're so damn lame. Back to ignore for you.

Good Lord  ::)

JFC dude.  It's not MY fault that your mind dives into the gutter every time that you read one of my innocent comments. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 26, 2022, 04:37:18 PM
I see that you've posted something extremely lame, even though I cannot actually see it. Strange dynamic. I like it!  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on August 26, 2022, 05:32:53 PM
I see that you've posted something extremely lame, even though I cannot actually see it. Strange dynamic. I like it!  :)

Even though you (allegedly) can't see my posts, you are still obsessed with them. 

It's a shame that you have blocked me, depriving me of easy dick jokes.  I'll have to remember to send a greeting card to your soul in hell.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 26, 2022, 06:30:55 PM
My five-year-old niece watches me post on Ellgab, because she likes the cartoons.  She even knows the names of some of the posters.  Yesterday, she saw me posting on the Senda thread.  She pointed at a video of Senda, where he was stuffing potato salad into his piehole and spitting bits of it back out as he spoke, and asked, “Is that PeeBee?” No, I said, it’s Falkie. “Where is PeeBee?”, she asked. “Sleeping it off somewhere,” I said. “And so later PeeBee will write some things and you'll read them?” Yes, that’s right. “And you’ll sit in front of the screen and yell ‘Fuck!’?”  Yes, Megan, and some day so will you.  So will you.

@PB

@PB TheAdorable

No gay fantasy projections?  Meds getting dialed in.

Just remember, they can't work if you don't take 'em.  Baby steps.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on August 27, 2022, 12:25:19 AM
Art did half a show about it with the guy who camps out there all the time and answers the phone. Show was from 2000. Guys name was Desert Chad. You can do a search, you'll see it - and him.  Dude is slightly annoying but nowhere near as bad or nauseating as figit.

Heather did a show on this maybe 2020 where the author of Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth (https://www.amazon.com/dp/1720269297/) phoned in from out of the blue.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 27, 2022, 01:52:32 AM
Heather did a show on this maybe 2020 where the author of Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth (https://www.amazon.com/dp/1720269297/) phoned in from out of the blue.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojave_phone_booth
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 30, 2022, 05:13:43 AM
Andy Warski, former member of the Gunt's Circle of Trust decided he would get into the Youtuber's fight game. Unfortunately for him, his opponent actually knows how to box a little bit. Over in 29 seconds.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on August 31, 2022, 02:32:30 AM
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Is anybody else getting this horrific image in their clickacy ads?  I actually clicked on the thing just to find out what kind of shocking eye disease the person had.  After viewing about thirty pages full of skin and eye diseases, it turns out that this one wasn't included with them.  That's because it's fake.  An online search of the image has shown that somebody took a closeup image of a leech's mouth and photocopied it onto a picture of an open human eyeball.  It's funny because even though I know it's fake, I still gasp when it shows up in the clickacy ads.  Clickbait is a more accurate description, I guess.  There is another one out there that shows a similar 'disease' on a person's thumb.  It isn't as shocking as the eyeball one, though.       
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 31, 2022, 07:10:10 AM
@Rikki Gins

Have you talked to anybody on the telephone or otherwise about eye problems? Did you watch a TV drama featuring somebody with eye problems? Maybe read a thread about somebody who's gone blind?

The level of intrusion is remarkable. It's not just my personal device either, it's everybody coming from this wi-fi network. My Roku TV that does not have a microphone and the YouTube app is not signed into anybody's account brings up suggested videos based off of everybody's internet traffic. Very intrusive.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on August 31, 2022, 08:40:49 AM
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Is anybody else getting this horrific image in their clickacy ads?  I actually clicked on the thing just to find out what kind of shocking eye disease the person had.  After viewing about thirty pages full of skin and eye diseases, it turns out that this one wasn't included with them.  That's because it's fake.  An online search of the image has shown that somebody took a closeup image of a leech's mouth and photocopied it onto a picture of an open human eyeball.  It's funny because even though I know it's fake, I still gasp when it shows up in the clickacy ads.  Clickbait is a more accurate description, I guess.  There is another one out there that shows a similar 'disease' on a person's thumb.  It isn't as shocking as the eyeball one, though.       

That's what a leech's mouth looks like?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on August 31, 2022, 10:13:03 AM
@Rikki Gins

Have you talked to anybody on the telephone or otherwise about eye problems? Did you watch a TV drama featuring somebody with eye problems? Maybe read a thread about somebody who's gone blind?

The level of intrusion is remarkable. It's not just my personal device either, it's everybody coming from this wi-fi network. My Roku TV that does not have a microphone and the YouTube app is not signed into anybody's account brings up suggested videos based off of everybody's internet traffic. Very intrusive.

Oh great. Now we are all going to get the Leech Eye. I know whenever @PolkaDot is here I always get classy jewelry and fashions #Clickacy. With @HamsterMuscle I get men's underwear. Not complaining. I have a crush on one of the models

See? Elie Tahari  Thanks PolkaDot
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on August 31, 2022, 10:28:12 AM
Thanks, @TigerLily.  Now I’m getting t-shirt ads with pictures of Bill and Hillary holding firearms.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 31, 2022, 10:51:11 AM
 🤣🤣🤣🤣

___________
RIP @FISH

Practice high clickacy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on August 31, 2022, 11:35:25 AM
Thanks, @TigerLily.  Now I’m getting t-shirt ads with pictures of Bill and Hillary holding firearms.

They would probably shoot each other

Indeed sean
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 31, 2022, 12:06:33 PM
Well good luck with all of that clickacy thread.   I'll stick with mine.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 31, 2022, 12:10:21 PM
Hhhmm.  I was just pissing and moaning today that I have not been able to take any vacation as my co-worker has been out for months and months with liver failure.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 31, 2022, 12:25:14 PM
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That woman needs to put on some weight.  I can show her how.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on August 31, 2022, 01:15:18 PM
@Rikki Gins

Have you talked to anybody on the telephone or otherwise about eye problems? Did you watch a TV drama featuring somebody with eye problems? Maybe read a thread about somebody who's gone blind?

The level of intrusion is remarkable. It's not just my personal device either, it's everybody coming from this wi-fi network. My Roku TV that does not have a microphone and the YouTube app is not signed into anybody's account brings up suggested videos based off of everybody's internet traffic. Very intrusive.

@sean92008  My last eye exam was over a year ago so talking on the phone is probably out.  I did look up an eye condition once, a couple months back, as to why things look bigger in one eye and smaller in the other.  (A fairly common condition by the way.)  But who's to say, I look up hundreds of things while online.  When I visit @PolkaDot's fashion thread I get some nice clickacy showing hot women wearing lingerie, so it's not all bad. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on August 31, 2022, 01:18:34 PM
That's what a leech's mouth looks like?
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Haha!  Yes, miniature grinding saws.  Perhaps that's why bleeding starts almost instantly when one gets on a person.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on August 31, 2022, 01:22:02 PM
Oh great. Now we are all going to get the Leech Eye. I know whenever @PolkaDot is here I always get classy jewelry and fashions #Clickacy. With @HamsterMuscle I get men's underwear. Not complaining. I have a crush on one of the models

See? Elie Tahari  Thanks PolkaDot
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Sorry, @TigerLily.  I confess, I kind of posted that image in the hope that by sharing it with others, it would lessen the effect when I see it pop up later on.  Real nice of me, huh?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 31, 2022, 03:00:03 PM
That leech eye thing kinda remined me of the salt monster from Star Trek


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 31, 2022, 03:01:08 PM
That leech eye thing kinda remined me of the salt monster from Star Trek


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An X-Files character is coming to mind...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on September 01, 2022, 10:20:55 AM
Oh great. Now we are all going to get the Leech Eye. I know whenever @PolkaDot is here I always get classy jewelry and fashions #Clickacy. With @HamsterMuscle I get men's underwear. Not complaining. I have a crush on one of the models

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You're welcome. I'm glad I can make an impact. Now if @sean92008  would just order one of those ball gags...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 02, 2022, 05:14:43 PM
If the ball gag is made of plastic, it ties in with this post...

YouTube on my Roku TV recommended a random video, "Flight to the Future" with Noel Neil. Noel was the Superman actress starting in the second season... So I was searching her out on Wikipedia  and it turns out she was in a movie that both my parents were in. Rarely does a rabbit hole expedition bring up something like this...

Back to my boring life.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 02, 2022, 05:36:50 PM
If the ball gag is made of plastic, it ties in with this post...

YouTube on my Roku TV recommended a random video, "Flight to the Future" with Noel Neil. Noel was the Superman actress starting in the second season... So I was searching her out on Wikipedia  and it turns out she was in a movie that both my parents were in. Rarely does a rabbit hole expedition bring up something like this...

Back to my boring life.
I had/knew an EXTREME feminist who wanted to move me in and enslave me entirely. Rebeca! Or maybe it was Lynn! She had ball gags, cock locks, and all manner of WTF is that for type stuff.   I just ain't that wild and I'm too damn loyal.  But now? I guess the sky is the limit. Hell, I'm already a mile high!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 02, 2022, 05:40:44 PM
I had/knew an EXTREME feminist who wanted to move me in and enslave me entirely. Rebeca! Or maybe it was Lynn! She had ball gags, cock locks, and all manner of WTF is that for type stuff.   I just ain't that wild and I'm too damn loyal.  But now? I guess the sky is the limit. Hell, I'm already a mile high!

Funny, I've had a couple of real bossy pants partners and they were really submissive.  One was in the federal government and one was an executive at Sony. And both of them wanted to be, er, at the service of their man.

I guess that was what was part of their work/life balance.🤷‍♂️
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 02, 2022, 08:01:47 PM
Funny, I've had a couple of real bossy pants partners and they were really submissive.  One was in the federal government and one was an executive at Sony. And both of them wanted to be, er, at the service of their man.

I guess that was what was part of their work/life balance.🤷‍♂️
Not sure what it is but I attract the bossy ones. Taurus and Leo types. But they're not bossy in a TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE way. More like bedroom bossy, and that's just fine by me. Love a woman who knows what she wants. You ever giggled because of the orgasm sounds she was making? Like, literally growling! Or other animalistic sounds. I giggle my ass off. Sometimes they catch you laughing because it comes out as a nose snort. Makes me giggle just thinking about it.  ;D :D ;D :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 03, 2022, 09:03:00 AM
I feel the guy that called 911 might have had a hand in Anne Heshe's death by being a fucking retard. He sounds slow, just like a few people in the Sendaverse.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/03/anne-heche-stuck-burning-car-45-minutes-crash-fire/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on September 04, 2022, 03:31:28 PM
I’m not so sure tubeless tire tech on bikes is for me.  My frame is covered in sealant and the last few miles were on very soft tires.  At least the second set of wheels seems good but I may switch back to tubes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 05, 2022, 12:54:52 PM
Dollar Tree is moving in to some store fronts that were restaurants before the Wuhan.  They asked for a variance to use a bigger sign since they were occupying what had been three stores.  The retired, rich snoots who live hear and want to run everybody's lives threw a fit, so the county said no.  Dollar Tree is now painting the entire front of three stores bright Dollar Tree Green. The rest of the shopping center is a nice, neutral sand color.
Ha.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 05, 2022, 12:57:32 PM
They need the extra space.  After all, they are the "Dollar Twenty-Five and More Tree."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 08, 2022, 07:12:21 PM
For some time now I've thought about a "BART FREE THREAD" but he's crash it as he plays god. (little g)


@Bart Ell
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 09, 2022, 03:45:08 PM
I bought this as a temporary replacement for my main home gym that still resides IN WASHINGFUCKINGTON!  Anyways - the damn thing is great but they shorted me about a dozen crucial nuts n' bolts. Right now the cable and pully system remains uninstalled until the specific parts arrive. Cunts!

https://www.marcypro.com/marcy-smith-machine-cage-system-md-9010g?gclid=Cj0KCQjwyOuYBhCGARIsAIdGQRO0tFX-uKnp9aFXwFz6C5izXrTOfXrjPLTH_DUiAG4uOMwWKHldedUaApu7EALw_wcB
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 09, 2022, 03:50:25 PM
I bought this as a temporary replacement for my main home gym that still resides IN WASHINGFUCKINGTON!  Anyways - the damn thing is great but they shorted me about a dozen crucial nuts n' bolts. Right now the cable and pully system remains uninstalled until the specific parts arrive. Cunts!

https://www.marcypro.com/marcy-smith-machine-cage-system-md-9010g?gclid=Cj0KCQjwyOuYBhCGARIsAIdGQRO0tFX-uKnp9aFXwFz6C5izXrTOfXrjPLTH_DUiAG4uOMwWKHldedUaApu7EALw_wcB

Costco: If you wait for additional parts, they'll start taking 20%-30% off for the inconvenience.

How did the speed bag request go?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 09, 2022, 05:44:00 PM
I stopped watching SkyNews UK at the beginning of the pandemic. It was just way too much wackadoodleness...

I turned it on today just to see what's happening over in the UK. The cleavage of the anchor looks like it's about to explode from her sheer, flat black blouse.

I have heard quite a few things about the Queen. There's some pretty funny stuff, none of these network news outlets are mentioning it at all. I guess her sense of humor was pretty wicked and she was a pretty sharp tack.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 10, 2022, 09:57:25 AM

How did the speed bag request go?
Haven't done it yet. @sean92008 I go down there to the office where all the girls are and get lost in their attractiveness as we converse. Last time I planned on bring it up, Vera became pet of the month. Or, I'll head down and there's nobody in there.

What I've done is purchase a speedbag/heavybag stand for my place.  The speed-bag platform needs to be replaced for a thicker piece of wood making for a better bounce. I brought several bags with me but I'll have to get The Her to send me one of my heavybags.
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NOTE: I still plan to propose the platform for the community gym. Great way to show off in there.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 10, 2022, 11:16:26 AM

...
NOTE: I still plan to propose the platform for the community gym. Great way to show off in there.  ;D

And I'm plotting moving into a 55+ mobile home park in the next couple of years just to bang the old and horny section-8 fatties
🤦‍♂️
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 10, 2022, 11:26:22 AM
And I'm plotting moving into a 55+ mobile home park in the next couple of years just to bang the old and horny section-8 fatties
🤦‍♂️
LOL! I'll buy one of those trailers and do my part.

In Pahrump?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 10, 2022, 11:51:12 AM
And I'm plotting moving into a 55+ mobile home park in the next couple of years just to bang the old and horny section-8 fatties
🤦‍♂️
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 10, 2022, 11:58:27 AM
LOL! I'll buy one of those trailers and do my part.

In Pahrump?

They all have COPD in Pahrump, do you want to be known as the angel of death?
😁😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 10, 2022, 02:28:21 PM
They all have COPD in Pahrump, do you want to be known as the angel of death?
😁😁😁😁😁

I realized that I missed an easy one there...

Pahrump?  All those meth heads are too skinny for me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 12, 2022, 12:49:38 AM
I realized that I missed an easy one there...

Pahrump?  All those meth heads are too skinny for me.

Not to mention the teeth.  Going to Walmart is like going to England.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 12, 2022, 07:34:10 AM
Not to mention the teeth.  Going to Walmart is like going to England.
About teeth and the UK...

I was watching a YouTube video about history's dinner table or food or something. I I'm pretty sure it was an ITV or BBC production. They got into the introduction of sugar into England's diet. They were looking at the skulls pre-sugar, people were dying with full sets of teeth.

Post sugar, well you can guess...

The series is great it talks about deadly Victorian homes and the dangerous materials used to make wallpaper and stuff like that. It was a really nice series I've watched many hours of it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on September 14, 2022, 01:33:25 PM
https://twitter.com/DarwinAwards_/status/1570071884787773440

I'm just wondering what the thought process was here.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 14, 2022, 02:00:21 PM

I'm just wondering what the thought process was here.

That looks like they've broken into somebody's house and don't give a shit, the sad thing is it is probably their house.

When I was a kid, I had neighbors who put lighter fluid on pool balls and tried to play a game. It was a lot of smoke, not a lot a fire damage because the pool table was made with cheap laminates.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 14, 2022, 02:32:17 PM


I'm just wondering what the thought process was here.


Well... In my admittedly dated knowledge of such matters there are several factors that come into play in forming the thought process that leads to such things.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on September 15, 2022, 09:03:27 AM
  • The phrase: "Just do it you big pussy" has to be uttered

100%

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on September 17, 2022, 11:19:55 AM
Flying sucks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 17, 2022, 11:31:19 AM
Flying sucks.
Elaborate. @whoozit What happened? Are you at your destination after suffering through a crappy flight? WTF  You can't just drop things in like that without a little backstory. For me it's more like the airport that sucks and that ruins the mood before you even board the plane.

Let's try this again, please.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on September 17, 2022, 11:43:56 AM
It’s just no fun anymore. Workers and passengers at the airport are rude and cranky.   I saw a TSA agent tear a woman a new one because she dared step forward before he waggled his finger.  I was told to stay with my things until they went into the scanner and the people scanner guy was yelling at me to come forward.  I asked the two TSA agents to talk and get the rules straight.  Now I am at lBWI with a crappy 4 hour layover before I fly to Albuquerque.  I understand why there are fights at the airport. At least the beer is cold at the airport bar.  I need Ryan O’Neal to buy me a drink to redress my wrongs. @KSM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 17, 2022, 12:34:57 PM
It’s just no fun anymore. Workers and passengers at the airport are rude and cranky.   I saw a TSA agent tear a woman a new one because she dared step forward before he waggled his finger.  I was told to stay with my things until they went into the scanner and the people scanner guy was yelling at me to come forward.  I asked the two TSA agents to talk and get the rules straight.  Now I am at lBWI with a crappy 4 hour layover before I fly to Albuquerque.  I understand why there are fights at the airport. At least the beer is cold at the airport bar.  I need Ryan O’Neal to buy me a drink to redress my wrongs. @KSM
;D

Ahh, so it is airport shit, and the mostly horrific cunts that work there. I love an airport bar though.  Enjoy buddy!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on September 17, 2022, 12:59:49 PM
;D

Ahh, so it is airport shit, and the mostly horrific cunts that work there. I love an airport bar though.  Enjoy buddy!

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I have moved on from the brewery and am now exploring my options at “martini”. 90 minutes to boarding time and 4 hours of tedium.  At least I get to see my parents and my sister is flying in Monday.  I guess there is some good to health issues.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 17, 2022, 02:29:51 PM
Flying sucks.

Isn't that on purpose?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on September 17, 2022, 04:00:40 PM
Isn't that on purpose?
Perhaps.  The bartender earned her nice tip.  I learned Tuesday and Saturday are the slow days at an airport.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 18, 2022, 07:39:56 AM
Headline this morning: Fan reportedly arrested at the Texas-UTSA game for trying to mount Bevo.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 20, 2022, 04:40:51 AM
*Note to self ~ Avoid cabbage for a while.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 20, 2022, 08:16:35 PM
*Note to self ~ Avoid cabbage for a while.
What!! Ya fartin' up the place??!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 20, 2022, 08:21:45 PM
Cooking threads never seem to work. I think this is because like the DISCUSS music thread, people for the most part just post videos without discussing anything. I would rather read someone's posted recipe for fried spam and scrambled eggs than a YT video of some professional chef doing a Wellington. I can do a Wellington on my own.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 20, 2022, 08:24:18 PM
A Wellington sounds like a weird sexual piercing...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 20, 2022, 08:35:58 PM
What!! Ya fartin' up the place??!!!

That and I felt like I was going to explode at any moment.  #notinasexualway
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 20, 2022, 08:39:22 PM
A Wellington sounds like a weird sexual piercing...

heh heh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 20, 2022, 09:02:59 PM
How does this zilch thing work?

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https://www.zilch.com/us/how-zilch-works/

If you buy a pizza outright you get 2% back. If you finance it over 6 weeks they claim no interest is charged. Does the pizza vendor have to pay a kicker to this "Virtual Master Card"?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 20, 2022, 09:06:35 PM
Cooking threads never seem to work. I think this is because like the DISCUSS music thread, people for the most part just post videos without discussing anything. I would rather read someone's posted recipe for fried spam and scrambled eggs than a YT video of some professional chef doing a Wellington. I can do a Wellington on my own.

Here's a thought.  Quit complaining.  Not everyone can discuss galloping tones on the bass guitar using 16th and 8th notes.  (ala Steve Harris)  Or even 3 chord progressions.  Or if anyone uses a Marshall 1960B 4×12″ 300-Watt Straight Extension Cabinet.

But...I'll leave that up to the professional musicians.  Novices like myself find it redundant.  It's just fun to share what you like and maybe make a comment about it.

There's a guy here who posted some Soundcloud stuff.  I don't think he went into any detail about it though.  Just kinda like...here, listen to my music.  Can't recall who it was but it was pretty good stuff.

All I know is I made @TigerLily an Iron Maiden fan.  Mission accomplished.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 20, 2022, 09:11:10 PM
The Zilch FAQ (https://support.zilch.com/hc/en-us/articles/4418807240732-Who-isn-t-eligible-for-Zilch-) was not much help; all I learned is that "Politically exposed" individuals need not apply.  Whatever that means.

Quote
Who isn’t eligible for Zilch?
<<SNIP>>
You have been flagged by our partner, as a politically exposed, special interest, or sanctioned individual.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 20, 2022, 09:11:11 PM
How does this zilch thing work?

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https://www.zilch.com/us/how-zilch-works/

If you buy a pizza outright you get 2% back. If you finance it over 6 weeks they claim no interest is charged. So is the kicker the pizza vendor has to pay Master Card enough?
🤦🏻‍♂️
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 20, 2022, 09:16:21 PM
How does this zilch thing work?

https://www.zilch.com/us/how-zilch-works/

If you buy a pizza outright you get 2% back. If you finance it over 6 weeks they claim no interest is charged. Does the pizza vendor have to pay a kicker to this "Virtual Master Card"?

Why care how the zilch thing works?  Who the hell finances a pizza!?  Over 6 weeks!  Yeah, I'd like to make a down payment on a 12 cut pepperoni and mushroom.   I hate everything.  >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 20, 2022, 10:22:00 PM
Here's a thought.  Quit complaining.  Not everyone can discuss galloping tones on the bass guitar using 16th and 8th notes.  (ala Steve Harris)  Or even 3 chord progressions.  Or if anyone uses a Marshall 1960B 4×12″ 300-Watt Straight Extension Cabinet.

But...I'll leave that up to the professional musicians.  Novices like myself find it redundant.  It's just fun to share what you like and maybe make a comment about it.

There's a guy here who posted some Soundcloud stuff.  I don't think he went into any detail about it though.  Just kinda like...here, listen to my music.  Can't recall who it was but it was pretty good stuff.

All I know is I made @TigerLily an Iron Maiden fan.  Mission accomplished.  8)

A very worthy mission. Up the Irons!


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 21, 2022, 05:10:36 AM
Why care how the zilch thing works?  Who the hell finances a pizza!?  Over 6 weeks!  Yeah, I'd like to make a down payment on a 12 cut pepperoni and mushroom.   I hate everything.  >:(
Clown World is alive and honking!  ;) ;D

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 05:54:05 AM
A very worthy mission. Up the Irons!

 8)  :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 05:55:37 AM
Clown World is alive and honking!  ;) ;D

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Indeed it is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 21, 2022, 07:44:58 AM
Here's a thought.  Quit complaining.  Not everyone can discuss galloping tones on the bass guitar using 16th and 8th notes.  (ala Steve Harris)  Or even 3 chord progressions.  Or if anyone uses a Marshall 1960B 4×12″ 300-Watt Straight Extension Cabinet.

But...I'll leave that up to the professional musicians.  Novices like myself find it redundant.  It's just fun to share what you like and maybe make a comment about it.

There's a guy here who posted some Soundcloud stuff.  I don't think he went into any detail about it though.  Just kinda like...here, listen to my music.  Can't recall who it was but it was pretty good stuff.

All I know is I made @TigerLily an Iron Maiden fan.  Mission accomplished.  8)

You're still upset about the "accomplished musician" remark? You're an accomplished chef! I thought you would be great in a cooking thread with all your pro tips n' such.  Huh  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 08:05:53 AM
You're still upset about the "accomplished musician" remark? You're an accomplished chef! I thought you would be great in a cooking thread with all your pro tips n' such.  Huh  :-\

I'm not upset. @KSM  Just giving ya shit.  ;)  Dude, you know how much I've lost interest in the food biz.  Shit.  I've lost interest in life.  :-\  (Not to be dramatic)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 21, 2022, 09:03:28 AM
I'm not upset. @KSM  Just giving ya shit.  ;)  Dude, you know how much I've lost interest in the food biz.  Shit.  I've lost interest in life.  :-\  (Not to be dramatic)

Well @ShayP that's not good. There's nothing for it. I will have to use the big guns

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 21, 2022, 10:38:15 AM
I'm not upset. @KSM  Just giving ya shit.  ;)  Dude, you know how much I've lost interest in the food biz.  Shit.  I've lost interest in life.  :-\  (Not to be dramatic)
All good.  I want to be upset. I'll find something.


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 21, 2022, 12:15:47 PM
I've lost interest in life.  :-\  (Not to be dramatic)

3 words you set you right - RUB AND TUG.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 01:43:46 PM
Well @ShayP that's not good. There's nothing for it. I will have to use the big guns

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Thanks.  :-*  @TigerLily  I'm getting the virtual smell of puppy breath. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 01:44:30 PM
All good.  I want to be upset. I'll find something.


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 ;D  I'll come up with something.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 01:46:24 PM
3 words you set you right - RUB AND TUG.

Tried it.  Became uninterested.  Then put the sock back in the hamper.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 21, 2022, 01:53:42 PM
Tried it.  Became uninterested.  Then put the sock back in the hamper.

People pay for massages all the time and don't feel like fools.
HAVE THEM MASSAGE YOUR PRICK, IT'S STILL A MASSAGE!

https://www.rubmaps.ch/pittsburgh-massage-parlors-pa#rubmaps
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 01:59:37 PM
People pay for massages all the time and don't feel like fools.
HAVE THEM MASSAGE YOUR PRICK, IT'S STILL A MASSAGE!

https://www.rubmaps.ch/pittsburgh-massage-parlors-pa#rubmaps

$60 an hour!  I only need a few minutes.  And how did you find this link so quickly?  :o ;D

rubmaps  LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 21, 2022, 02:09:08 PM
$60 an hour!  I only need a few minutes.  And how did you find this link so quickly?  :o ;D

rubmaps  LOL!

$60 is a small price to pay to set you right.

Stop thinking like a minute man.
Let them massage you a little, enjoy the rub before the tug.

First result when you search rub and tug Pittsburgh.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 21, 2022, 02:24:41 PM
$60 an hour!  I only need a few minutes.  And how did you find this link so quickly?  :o ;D

rubmaps  LOL!

Try to get a real massage with an in-touch holistic lady who speaks of chakras... 😁😁😁


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 02:26:48 PM
$60 is a small price to pay to set you right.

Stop thinking like a minute man.
Let them massage you a little, enjoy the rub before the tug.

First result when you search rub and tug Pittsburgh.

I can't believe I'm actually looking for parlors near by.  There's one in the same plaza of the guy that installed my new garage doors.  Only 2.5 miles away.  Wait...I need to snap out of it.  I'm not going.  However the seed has been planted.  Thanks Bart.   :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 21, 2022, 02:28:33 PM
I can't believe I'm actually looking for parlors near by.  There's one in the same plaza of the guy that installed my new garage doors.  Only 2.5 miles away.  Wait...I need to snap out of it.  I'm not going.  However the seed has been planted.  Thanks Bart.   :-\

That's what I say when I am finished.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 02:44:57 PM
Try to get a real massage with an in-touch holistic lady who speaks of chakras... 😁😁😁

I had to do it.  I just couldn't help but search and there is a holistic wellness center 6 miles from me.  They mention chakras in the reviews.   ;D

That's what I say when I am finished.

LOL! 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 02:47:12 PM
I need to stop searching for massage parlors.  I'm feeling like a creep.  Thanks guys!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 21, 2022, 02:54:51 PM
I need to stop searching for massage parlors.  I'm feeling like a creep.  Thanks guys!

No, you need to get over whatever it is that makes you think there is something creepy about it.
It's just a massage.
GET THE POISON OUT!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 21, 2022, 03:12:21 PM
No, you need to get over whatever it is that makes you think there is something creepy about it.
It's just a massage.
GET THE POISON OUT!

This is solid advice Shay.   It looks like Sunshine Island is open until 10:30PM.  You can get a good solid three hours in if you leave now.

https://sunshineisland.business.site/

Make sure you get cupped too!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 03:30:53 PM
This is solid advice Shay.   It looks like Sunshine Island is open until 10:30PM.  You can get a good solid three hours in if you leave now.

https://sunshineisland.business.site/

Make sure you get cupped too!

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This is solid advice Shay.   It looks like Sunshine Island is open until 10:30PM.  You can get a good solid three hours in if you leave now.

https://sunshineisland.business.site/

Make sure you get cupped too!

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Ooo.  It's $10 cheaper per hour plus a free shower.  I'm a penny pincher.   By "cupped" I thought you meant something else.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 21, 2022, 03:43:56 PM
Mention a congested base chakra... 
😈😈😈😈😈
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 21, 2022, 03:53:18 PM
Seriously @ShayP The guys are on to something. There are real legitimate massage spas and massage therapists. You want to ask for a Relaxing or Swedish massage. Don't get cups or rocks or anything like that the first time. Just a basic hands on  relaxation massage. No classic happy ending but you will still walk out on a cloud. You should do it. And of course you prefer a masseuse not a masseur just for comfort's sake
 "no homo"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 21, 2022, 04:15:44 PM
Seriously @ShayP The guys are on to something. There are real legitimate massage spas and massage therapists. You want to ask for a Relaxing or Swedish massage. Don't get cups or rocks or anything like that the first time. Just a basic hands on  relaxation massage. No classic happy ending but you will still walk out on a cloud. You should do it. And of course you prefer a masseuse not a masseur just for comfort's sake
 "no homo"
I have to confess I agree with TL on this. Go for it, Shay!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 21, 2022, 04:18:52 PM
You never know. I've been crawled on top of a few times with no asking or discussion of sex and certainly no discussion of a "tip" either. 
#YouToo

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 21, 2022, 04:19:18 PM
No classic happy ending

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS!
GET IT TUGGED!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 21, 2022, 04:19:59 PM
real legitimate

BORING!
HE NEEDS A TUG.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 21, 2022, 04:31:24 PM
BORING!
HE NEEDS A TUG.

The poison must be removed!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 21, 2022, 04:31:27 PM
BORING!
HE NEEDS A TUG.

Well of course he does but if he doesn't want all the bells and whistles - and tugs - he doesn't have to
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 21, 2022, 04:35:09 PM
Well of course he does but if he doesn't want all the bells and whistles - and tugs - he doesn't have to

I am going to ban you from this thread.

This is about @ShayP going for a rub and tug.
He tried on his own and was unable to complete.
He needs to go to a place where they will massage him a bit and then grab hold of his prick with their oily hands and look him in the eye as he finishes.
They will then clean him up and he will be whole again.
Any other advice is nonsense.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 21, 2022, 04:35:29 PM
The poison must be removed!

WITH EYE CONTACT!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 21, 2022, 04:43:41 PM
WITH EYE CONTACT!

and loving cupping........
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 21, 2022, 05:06:35 PM
ONLY IF HE WANTS TO! YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM! AND YOU CAN'T BAN ME. I KNOW THE SECRET CODE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 21, 2022, 05:56:19 PM
Buncha weirdos
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2022, 09:28:47 PM
I'm going with @TigerLily on this.  I will take her advice.  Plus I will request a masseur.  I do not want to repeat the debacle when I was in physical therapy.

Sorry Bart and my other life coaches in this thread.  A rub and a tug will have to wait. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 21, 2022, 09:52:58 PM
  A rub and a tug will have to wait.
..From Lily? You two live quite some distance from each other and she'll take some time to get there. You're better off taking matters into your own hands.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 21, 2022, 10:15:39 PM
I'm going with @TigerLily on this.  I will take her advice.  Plus I will request a masseur.  I do not want to repeat the debacle when I was in physical therapy.

Sorry Bart and my other life coaches in this thread.  A rub and a tug will have to wait.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 22, 2022, 04:14:59 AM
I'm going with @TigerLily on this.  I will take her advice.  Plus I will request a masseur.  I do not want to repeat the debacle when I was in physical therapy.

Sorry Bart and my other life coaches in this thread.  A rub and a tug will have to wait.

You are acting like a bike rider.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 22, 2022, 08:28:16 AM
..From Lily? You two live quite some distance from each other and she'll take some time to get there. You're better off taking matters into your own hands.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 22, 2022, 08:39:59 AM



LOL!  ;D 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 22, 2022, 08:46:45 AM
You are acting like a bike rider.

With training wheels?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 23, 2022, 08:22:13 AM
I have never played beer pong, but it seems to me like quite a waste of beer as it splashes out of the cup when the ball plops in. I have a kit and it's still in the package - it consists of 4 pong balls and 20 small red solo cups that look to be about jello shooter size. Maybe 3oz cups at best, so the normal sized pong balls seem oversized for the opening of the cups. Don't get me wrong, they easily fit in but they're about 50% the diameter of the cup. Seems like alot. Geez..   :P :-\

...and really why the fuck would anyone want to play such a ridiculous..   "game"..  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 26, 2022, 12:16:06 PM
BOUGHT MORE COOKIES!
ATE MORE COOKIES!
EXTREME TUMMY ACHE!
HELLISH SUGAR HIGH!


FUCK!
ME!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 26, 2022, 12:29:30 PM
BOUGHT MORE COOKIES!
ATE MORE COOKIES!
EXTREME TUMMY ACHE!
HELLISH SUGAR HIGH!


FUCK!
ME!


It's not the cookies, it's the altitude...
🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 26, 2022, 12:35:33 PM
BOUGHT MORE COOKIES!
ATE MORE COOKIES!
EXTREME TUMMY ACHE!
HELLISH SUGAR HIGH!


FUCK!
ME!


Next up - Ice Cream Headache!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 26, 2022, 12:50:32 PM
It's not the cookies, it's the altitude...
🙄🙄🙄
Actually - to be serious, the altitude has not effected me in the slightest way. I thought originally that I would really feel it during my workouts but, nah, nope. Seems to be business and breathing as usual.

Next up - Ice Cream Headache!
No. Not an ice cream guy. I'm a cookie guy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 26, 2022, 12:56:24 PM
Actually - to be serious, the altitude has not effected me in the slightest way. I thought originally that I would really feel it during my workouts but, nah, nope. Seems to be business and breathing as usual.
No. Not an ice cream guy. I'm a Costco cookie guy.

None of that Trader Joe crap, right?

As for the altitude thing, that's really interesting. Maybe the effect is so short-term. I remember my first night in Flagstaff Arizona was nuts. I don't think Flagstaff's anywhere the elevation as Denver. To be honest, I don't remember the effect Denver had on me. I did drive to Colorado, I flew into Flagstaff in some rinky dink plane.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 26, 2022, 03:13:09 PM

FUCK!
ME!

Eh, I don’t think so.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 26, 2022, 04:01:41 PM
None of that Trader Joe crap, right?

As for the altitude thing, that's really interesting. Maybe the effect is so short-term. I remember my first night in Flagstaff Arizona was nuts. I don't think Flagstaff's anywhere the elevation as Denver. To be honest, I don't remember the effect Denver had on me. I did drive to Colorado, I flew into Flagstaff in some rinky dink plane.
I'm sure it is here but I have yet to see my first Trader Joes outlett.  Did you know that Flagstaff is actually where "there's girl my lord in a flatbed ford slowing down to take a look at me" actuallty took place. Winslow sounded better in the song than Flagstaff.

Eh, I don’t think so.
Taking me out of context.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 26, 2022, 05:44:57 PM
I'm sure it is here but I have yet to see my first Trader Joes outlett.  Did you know that Flagstaff is actually where "there's girl my lord in a flatbed ford slowing down to take a look at me" actuallty took place. Winslow sounded better in the song than Flagstaff.
Taking me out of context.

Funniest thing Ian Plummet ever said (maybe the only funny thing he ever said), someone called in from Winslow Arizona and Ian asked him if he was standing on a corner.  Iirc, dude didn't know what he was talking about.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 26, 2022, 05:58:10 PM
Funniest thing Ian Plummet ever said (maybe the only funny thing he ever said), someone called in from Winslow Arizona and Ian asked him if he was standing on a corner.  Iirc, dude didn't know what he was talking about.

The caller probably didn't know the pledge of allegiance either.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 26, 2022, 06:51:34 PM
Maybe I'll do a road trip to Slowjamistan...

The consulate is probably 5-10 miles from @LittleChris. I'm guessing I know what community LC is in

Consulate of The Republic of Slowjamastan - San Diego

https://maps.app.goo.gl/RQsdtMY8DYd4vXMS8
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 26, 2022, 07:23:21 PM
Maybe I'll do a road trip to Slowjamistan...

The consulate is probably 5-10 miles from @LittleChris. I'm guessing I know what community LC is in

Consulate of The Republic of Slowjamastan - San Diego

https://maps.app.goo.gl/RQsdtMY8DYd4vXMS8

Next store is Kazmarek Tech Solutions.  What a nice looking town San Diego is:
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Stuff here looks like ass:
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 27, 2022, 09:03:16 AM
San Diego has a beautiful skyline (from most angles) but I am somewhat disappointed that the tallest "skyscraper" peaks out at 35 S.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 27, 2022, 09:30:53 AM
San Diego has a beautiful skyline (from most angles) but I am somewhat disappointed that the tallest "skyscraper" peaks out at 35 S.

Of course you'd be disappointed.  You like 'em BIG.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 27, 2022, 09:37:19 AM
Of course you'd be disappointed.  You like 'em BIG.  :D
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 ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 27, 2022, 12:46:51 PM
San Diego has a beautiful skyline (from most angles) but I am somewhat disappointed that the tallest "skyscraper" peaks out at 35 S.

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A little league coach of mine was a cement contractor and did a lot of work for the downtown development in the 1960s and '70s. He was seriously injured and was clearly going to die.

On his deathbed, they recorded him telling about how they short poured almost everything down there. Because of the earthquake faults and water table concerns, he wanted to get right with God before his death. He sang like a bird. The general contractors wanted it short poured, they were fulfilling a request, but it didn't make it right of course.

Apparently, after his death, there were a lot of lawyers involved saying it didn't mean anything because they couldn't verify who was speaking on the recording... If there's ever a quake on that fault line...  35 stories will fall like 135.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 27, 2022, 12:47:30 PM
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 ;)

KSM in his 20's?  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 27, 2022, 12:58:13 PM
KSM in his 20's?  ;)
The “hot and bothered” years.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 27, 2022, 10:37:10 PM
The “hot and bothered” years.  ;)

Now he's just "hot and bothering"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 28, 2022, 01:57:37 PM
KSM in his 20's?  ;)
Why am I in a tent?

Now he's just "hot and bothering"
Lily, I like to bother you. I'm very good at it. FrumpyLily
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 28, 2022, 02:20:55 PM
A little league coach of mine was a cement contractor and did a lot of work for the downtown development in the 1960s and '70s. He was seriously injured and was clearly going to die.

On his deathbed, they recorded him telling about how they short poured almost everything down there. Because of the earthquake faults and water table concerns, he wanted to get right with God before his death. He sang like a bird. The general contractors wanted it short poured, they were fulfilling a request, but it didn't make it right of course.

Apparently, after his death, there were a lot of lawyers involved saying it didn't mean anything because they couldn't verify who was speaking on the recording... If there's ever a quake on that fault line...  35 stories will fall like 135.

That's fucking scary. @TigerLily he's talkin' bout your beloved SD.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 28, 2022, 03:37:48 PM
Why am I in a tent?

In your 20's you may have been.  Or at least pitching one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on September 28, 2022, 03:48:45 PM
That's fucking scary. @TigerLily he's talkin' bout your beloved SD.

Yeah. I dated a lawyer that worked right across the street from those green hexagons (?). Big law firm. A lot of their business was  subsidence problems and construction defects. But just look at that skyline. And the view from one of those buildings isn't half bad either. You can run down 13 flights if the building starts swaying too much
Title: Roasting Roaches… With A Laser
Post by: ItsOver on September 28, 2022, 05:25:05 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 28, 2022, 05:44:13 PM
That's fucking scary. @TigerLily he's talkin' bout your beloved SD.

101 Ash is in the news a lot. That's one of the buildings. I think the courthouse is too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 30, 2022, 01:34:00 PM
The singer guy on the hi-fi just told that I ain't seen nothin' till I'm down on the muffin and I'll be sure to be changing my ways. How does he know?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 30, 2022, 01:56:43 PM
The singer guy on the hi-fi just told that I ain't seen nothin' till I'm down on the muffin and I'll be sure to be changing my ways. How does he know?

Does that covertly mean you go gay after you get a whiff of those rotting meat curtains?

Asking for anybody else but me.
😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 30, 2022, 06:40:36 PM
The singer guy on the hi-fi just told that I ain't seen nothin' till I'm down on the muffin and I'll be sure to be changing my ways. How does he know?

He can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on October 01, 2022, 07:12:17 PM
The movie Soylent Green was set in the year 2022.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 02, 2022, 10:24:40 AM
The movie Soylent Green was set in the year 2022.
I was unaware. I'll keep an eye out for the giant scoops in the city streets.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on October 03, 2022, 02:37:28 PM
I was unaware. I'll keep an eye out for the giant scoops in the city streets.

Good thinking, KSM!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on October 03, 2022, 02:42:39 PM
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Not 100 years ago so will put the clipping here.  From the year 1949.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 03, 2022, 04:07:53 PM
https://twitter.com/closecalls7/status/1576920208811270145

Wild
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 03, 2022, 05:20:35 PM
https://twitter.com/ChefGruel/status/1577088917387431937

I've watched this about 30 times and it's still hilarious.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 03, 2022, 08:56:03 PM


I really want a pet cheetah like these Russian lunatics. They also have a mountain lion.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 03, 2022, 09:02:55 PM


I really want a pet cheetah like these Russian lunatics. They also have a mountain lion.


Russia still makes leaded paint, don't they?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 03, 2022, 09:23:06 PM
Russia still makes leaded paint, don't they?

I mean, probably.

But how cute are those kitties?

Before they rip their humans' faces off.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 04, 2022, 08:56:51 PM
Posting this year on the bed that somebody might find this in Google search and know the answer...

Out of the blue, a music friend of mine who is suffering from a metastasized cancer had blurted out to me that Roky Erickson committed suicide 3 years ago. I have googled extensively and have not found any reference to it. My source is an industry pro and has worked at very high levels with record labels.

So, it's out there...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 04, 2022, 09:36:57 PM
Posting this year on the bed that somebody might find this in Google search and know the answer...

Out of the blue, a music friend of mine who is suffering from a metastasized cancer had blurted out to me that Roky Erickson committed suicide 3 years ago. I have googled extensively and have not found any reference to it. My source is an industry pro and has worked at very high levels with record labels.

So, it's out there...

You searched it extensively and found nothing. And now you task me with homework?  I should make you guess a nose for this!

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WC Fields? NOPE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on October 04, 2022, 11:14:42 PM
You searched it extensively and found nothing. And now you task me with homework?  I should make you guess a nose for this!

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WC Fields? NOPE!

Worst case of rectal prolapse I've seen in a while. You've got to do something about that Canadian diet!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 06, 2022, 07:25:14 PM
-One of these things is not like the other-

Me in a country cover band. New year's eve 2010. Make your own fun no matter the circumstance.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 06, 2022, 08:53:20 PM
-One of these things is not like the other-

Me in a country cover band. New year's eve 2010. Make your own fun no matter the circumstance.

P90 love.

While I love me some mini humbuckers on a Firebird, you got to love big slab of maple on top of mahogany, 24 and 3/4 inches of nut to saddle stringing. That narrow aperture with all of that happening, wonderful tone.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 07, 2022, 05:58:29 AM
Make your own fun no matter the circumstance.

Playing an inbred wedding?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 07, 2022, 07:32:39 AM

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Did you play both kinds of music, country and western?
🤠🤠🤠
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 07, 2022, 08:28:13 AM
Playing an inbred wedding?
A place called The Cariboo in Quesnel BC. Stage set wide and shallow so the drummer sets up at the far side. I hated it but NYE paid 800 per guy for the one night.

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Did you play both kinds of music, country and western?
🤠🤠🤠

Never thought about it that way.

P90 love.

While I love me some mini humbuckers on a Firebird, you got to love big slab of maple on top of mahogany, 24 and 3/4 inches of nut to saddle stringing. That narrow aperture with all of that happening, wonderful tone.
That guitar sounded great (it was an Epi) but those P90s buzzed like hell with the dirty power in that place.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 07, 2022, 12:47:25 PM

Never thought about it that way.
That guitar sounded great (it was an Epi) but those P90s buzzed like hell with the dirty power in that place.


P100s we're supposed to stop all that, why don't more guitars have P100s???? Huh????
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 07, 2022, 02:57:23 PM

P100s we're supposed to stop all that, why don't more guitars have P100s???? Huh????
That Gold Top in the picture was the 2007 reissue of the 56 gold top. Gibson and Epiphone of course. Also had the Gibson reissue at the same time but was not willing to take it out of the house, just like I never took my Lynch guitars out. Funny thing was, the p90s in the Gibson did not hummmm.

Funny thing: THAT prticular band also had a rock set if we needed it. One song in particular (Back In Black) as you know is a riff with alot of dead air in-between the "Dunt"-EXTREME P90 BUZZ-"Dununt"-EXTREME P90 BUZZ-"Dununut" Made for great giggles on stage.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 07, 2022, 04:46:43 PM
That Gold Top in the picture was the 2007 reissue of the 56 gold top. Gibson and Epiphone of course. Also had the Gibson reissue at the same time but was not willing to take it out of the house, just like I never took my Lynch guitars out. Funny thing was, the p90s in the Gibson did not hummmm.

Funny thing: THAT prticular band also had a rock set if we needed it. One song in particular (Back In Black) as you know is a riff with alot of dead air in-between the "Dunt"-EXTREME P90 BUZZ-"Dununt"-EXTREME P90 BUZZ-"Dununut" Made for great giggles on stage.

Oh, that's what those noise gate pedals were for...
🙄🙄🙄

I made a custom guitar cable...  It seemed to work better. A few DBs lower

4 conductor microphone cable plus a shield. 2 conductors were positive, two negative on both ends.  I still think my cables were as good sounding as Mogami and those (Carver-made?) Fender cables.

If I remember correctly, the shield was lifted on the instrument end and connected on amp end. Maybe it was the opposite.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 07, 2022, 05:08:43 PM
What are you Californians going to spend your $1050 check on?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 07, 2022, 05:56:36 PM
What are you Californians going to spend your $1050 check on?

Ammo
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 07, 2022, 06:40:29 PM
What are you Californians going to spend your $1050 check on?
I'd prefer...


Actually, there is a bunch of postgrad school application fees coming up...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on October 08, 2022, 10:40:49 PM
Did you play both kinds of music, country and western?
🤠🤠🤠
Something I learned recently…the “western” was the big “soundtrack” symphonic sounds used in Hollywood Western movies. It sounded VERY different than the “country” sounds coming out of the south.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 09, 2022, 12:06:34 AM
Something I learned recently…the “western” was the big “soundtrack” symphonic sounds used in Hollywood Western movies. It sounded VERY different than the “country” sounds coming out of the south.

So they are two types of music!  Sterilized Hollywood vs. dirt, dust and diggin' for gold...

Cool fact!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on October 09, 2022, 01:25:56 AM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1578583611451748352
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 11, 2022, 12:36:30 PM
The new Madonna. Or just your typical space alien.

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https://pagesix.com/2022/10/10/fans-horrified-by-madonnas-freaky-face-in-new-video/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 11, 2022, 01:19:00 PM
Don’t make fun of people who have been gay only a couple of days.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 11, 2022, 01:23:44 PM
Don’t make fun of people who have been gay only a couple of days.
Heh, heh… just another psycho celebrity.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2022, 01:43:29 PM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1578583611451748352

Dead on truth.
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 11, 2022, 03:04:07 PM
The new Madonna. Or just your typical space alien.

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Soulless husk. ick
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2022, 04:09:40 PM
The new Madonna. Or just your typical space alien.

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https://pagesix.com/2022/10/10/fans-horrified-by-madonnas-freaky-face-in-new-video/

Wonder if she got a cunt shunt to stiffen up the hotdog hallway.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 11, 2022, 04:14:59 PM
The new Madonna. Or just your typical space alien.

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https://pagesix.com/2022/10/10/fans-horrified-by-madonnas-freaky-face-in-new-video/

Marilyn Manson did it better

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2022, 04:27:27 PM
I like Manson's hair better too. The red black is much more bold.

As far as I know, he hasn't made any threats to blow up the White House either.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 11, 2022, 05:20:20 PM
The new Madonna. Or just your typical space alien.

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https://pagesix.com/2022/10/10/fans-horrified-by-madonnas-freaky-face-in-new-video/


Because we're living in a material world
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 11, 2022, 06:06:19 PM






Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2022, 06:14:24 PM
A skinny Manson is a good Manson.

The new shit video reminded me about how many German brands like to use a circle as part of their logo as opposed to say an oval. Bold lines also were from Nazi inspiration. The Nazi Spirit lives on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 12, 2022, 07:30:18 PM
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1580338969732337665

Oh it's "disturbing" something alright.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on October 12, 2022, 09:32:18 PM
The new Madonna. Or just your typical space alien.

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https://pagesix.com/2022/10/10/fans-horrified-by-madonnas-freaky-face-in-new-video/

looks like a bleached Marilyn Manson.

oh, and uh, would NOT fuck.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 12, 2022, 11:50:56 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 13, 2022, 09:51:30 AM
BIG WEIRD PANCAKE! I don't know what happened but it was delicious.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 13, 2022, 09:58:39 AM
I see a face in that pancake. Maybe Pelosi.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 13, 2022, 10:12:03 AM
You could have sold it on Ebay
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 13, 2022, 10:18:40 AM
I see a face in that pancake. Maybe Pelosi.

If you see politicians in food then you are probably overdue to have your peeper slobbered on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 13, 2022, 10:32:36 AM
That’s true.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 13, 2022, 12:21:17 PM
Looking at the hair again, maybe it’s Ringo.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 14, 2022, 11:56:26 AM
Big Birthday dinner tonight with friends at a place called Tap & Burger. Have not yet eaten there but the smells that come out of that place would make Gandhi rethink that whole "I'm goin' hungry" thing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 14, 2022, 11:58:28 AM
... the smells that come out of that place would make Gandhi rethink that whole "I'm goin' hungry" thing.

He sounds vaguely familiar, is that what he was known for?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 14, 2022, 12:43:30 PM
Remember Unidentified: Inside America's UFO Investigation?
No?
Very few do.

It was when Tom DeLonge was being milked for every last dollar by the woo community.
He had his TO THE STARS ACADEMY and they were going to reveal all the UFO stuff.
Unidentified: Inside America's UFO Investigation was going to be the show to do it.

I slapped together a quick parody and birthday boy @KSM sang it.
A couple thousand watched the video and then POOF! it was gone.
Did I pull it?
I did not.

People often talk about shadow bans but nobody ever shows proof of it.
Why? Because most of the people saying they have been shadow banned are just kooky fucks.

Now look at this...

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See where it says the video is public?
So do I.
Weird that there are no thumbnails, though.

Now lookee here...

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It shows that the video is public but the thumbnail is missing.
There is a copyright claim so maybe that is why it is blocked...

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Nope, everything is fine there too.
The video even plays on that page.

Now here is the actual video page...

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I may be a kooky fuck but look at all that.
Weird, innit?

Why do I bring it up now?
The Blink 182 reunion tour is on, just like I said it would be.
Luis Elizondo and the woo world bled Tom dry and he had to go back to make some more money...



Hey @ShayP and @TigerLily ask @KSM about meemee

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 14, 2022, 01:12:23 PM
Remember Unidentified: Inside America's UFO Investigation?
No?
Very few do.

It was when Tom DeLonge was being milked for every last dollar by the woo community.
He had his TO THE STARS ACADEMY and they were going to reveal all the UFO stuff.
Unidentified: Inside America's UFO Investigation was going to be the show to do it.

I slapped together a quick parody and birthday boy @KSM sang it.
A couple thousand watched the video and then POOF! it was gone.
Did I pull it?
I did not.

People often talk about shadow bans but nobody ever shows proof of it.
Why? Because most of the people saying they have been shadow banned are just kooky fucks.

Now look at this...

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See where it says the video is public?
So do I.
Weird that there are no thumbnails, though.

Now lookee here...

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It shows that the video is public but the thumbnail is missing.
There is a copyright claim so maybe that is why it is blocked...

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Nope, everything is fine there too.
The video even plays on that page.

Now here is the actual video page...

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I may be a kooky fuck but look at all that.
Weird, innit?

Why do I bring it up now?
The Blink 182 reunion tour is on, just like I said it would be.
Luis Elizondo and the woo world bled Tom dry and he had to go back to make some more money...




HUH

Well that is very fucking strange indeed. A few months ago my sister asked me to send her a link to the video, I told her what to search instead. She could not find anything.



Caught the meemee thing at the bottom...   that was the day of my lobotomy. Nobody else needs to know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on October 15, 2022, 12:15:27 AM
Well @Bart Ell and @KSM  . That is weird and sad. There were novels and non-fiction books too that were written as fiction as another way to release the woo. I read the first two novels. Well written and entertaining with all buzz culture included. IIRC DeLancy got credit as co-author. I think I will look and see how sales were on those books and see if they are still available
The rabbit hole deepens
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 15, 2022, 01:17:51 AM
Well @Bart Ell and @KSM  . That is weird and sad. There were novels and non-fiction books too that were written as fiction as another way to release the woo. I read the first two novels. Well written and entertaining with all buzz culture included. IIRC DeLancy got credit as co-author. I think I will look and see how sales were on those books and see if they are still available
The rabbit hole deepens

Not that DeLonge's office was high rent, but he used Encinitas retail space on the PCH.  Not smart. He had at least three full-time staff working the store and reception.

Since his daddy was well-off, maybe he never learned the value of a buck.

Oh well, maybe the Blink stuff will revive exposure.

https://tothestars.media/pages/about
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 15, 2022, 08:13:05 AM
Well @Bart Ell and @KSM  . That is weird and sad. There were novels and non-fiction books too that were written as fiction as another way to release the woo. I read the first two novels. Well written and entertaining with all buzz culture included. IIRC DeLancy got credit as co-author. I think I will look and see how sales were on those books and see if they are still available
The rabbit hole deepens

YOU ARE OFF THE CASE, DELANCY! HAND IN YOUR GUN AND BADGE!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 15, 2022, 08:15:20 AM
John himself was not hung.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 15, 2022, 08:50:19 AM
Well @Bart Ell and @KSM  . That is weird and sad. There were novels and non-fiction books too that were written as fiction as another way to release the woo. I read the first two novels. Well written and entertaining with all buzz culture included. IIRC DeLancy got credit as co-author. I think I will look and see how sales were on those books and see if they are still available
The rabbit hole deepens
Lily, what the 'ell are you talkin' bout!? @TigerLily ? DeLancy?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on October 15, 2022, 12:51:08 PM
Lily, what the 'ell are you talkin' bout!? @TigerLily ? DeLancy?

DeLonge. French for "the long".  Excuse the fuck out of me. After midnight l let Alexa do the spell checking. And we all know she crazy
Should I start getting prissy about your grammar and spelling?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on October 15, 2022, 01:00:49 PM
John himself was not hung.

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I hadn't thought about that. It's a lot to live up to when it's right there in your name. Obviously people like Biggie Smalls are conflicted
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 16, 2022, 01:02:51 PM


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 16, 2022, 01:14:16 PM
DeLonge. French for "the long".  Excuse the fuck out of me. After midnight l let Alexa do the spell checking. And we all know she crazy
Should I start getting prissy about your grammar and spelling?

YES. I suggest you do just that. My Grammar is just fine, and my spelling is better than most here. You're just mad about my new AV.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 16, 2022, 01:45:25 PM
YES. I suggest you do just that. My Grammar is just fine, and my spelling is better than most here. You're just mad about my new AV. @TigerLily
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 16, 2022, 01:47:36 PM
So if I understand the flat Earth goofs properly, you cannot use the "what's your sign?" pick-up line because astrology is oot the window.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on October 16, 2022, 02:18:05 PM
You're just mad about my new AV.

Actually I approve. I'm sure three quarters of West Coast women feel the same. I'm probably understating
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 16, 2022, 05:30:28 PM
Actually I approve. I'm sure three quarters of West Coast women feel the same. I'm probably understating

I dunno, people hated me for having a John Lennon avatar when I was posting replies to SF Chronicle articles.  Before I was banned lol.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 16, 2022, 05:53:53 PM
Actually I approve. I'm sure three quarters of West Coast women feel the same. I'm probably understating
He is cooking pancakes with her face in them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 24, 2022, 03:27:28 PM
She had two daddies, but they weren't gay... They were played!
https://toofab.com/2022/10/24/two-men-arrive-at-georgia-school-to-pick-up-daughter-realize-its-same-girl-report/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on October 25, 2022, 03:05:09 PM
Robert Peters, Pierre Delecto, and Carlos Danger.  Didn't Hillary have one, too?

This theme might make an interesting quiz.

____________________________________

NAME THAT ALIAS!*

1. Master Therion

2. Ramon Garcia

3. The Avenger


*No googling allowed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 25, 2022, 03:18:49 PM
Darrell Brooks recorded a rap song about running over white people. Made a video with guns and the murder weapon (remember the red SUV that murdered a group of people in a parade?).

Now he's claiming he's be a Christian since birth and reads his bible.

I'm for the quick implementation of the death penalty.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 26, 2022, 10:37:48 AM
I just heard from a previous regular customer who is a notable home builder back where I was.  *Cough*  Rather than close my business down before moving south I decided to pass it on to my two employees for a very reasonable price (((12% off the top for 1 year))) All they had to do was maintain already established repeat client relationships and conduct themselves accordingly. A turnkey situation that they could have made work for decades until they retire, or whatever.

HMm. They did not keep the company name as they wanted to make it their own which was a mistake IMO, but ok. They also did not continue the website which I also found strange. Whatever. In the last 30 minutes I've been informed that they have lost two very lucrative customers that were each good for between 40 - 60 K yearly. I suspect that there are other things happening as it all crumbles. They bought houses while employed under me as I kept things running beautifully and the money was good, and steady. These boys have large mortgages to carry.

Prediction:

Within a year from now they will no longer be self-employed and their rich families will not help them in the slightest because of the destructive stupidity displayed over the last 14 months.
Fuckin' Idiots!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 26, 2022, 11:41:04 AM
I just heard from a previous regular customer who is a notable home builder back where I was.  *Cough*  Rather than close my business down before moving south I decided to pass it on to my two employees for a very reasonable price (((12% off the top for 1 year))) All they had to do was maintain already established repeat client relationships and conduct themselves accordingly. A turnkey situation that they could have made work for decades until they retire, or whatever.

HMm. They did not keep the company name as they wanted to make it their own which was a mistake IMO, but ok. They also did not continue the website which I also found strange. Whatever. In the last 30 minutes I've been informed that they have lost two very lucrative customers that were each good for between 40 - 60 K yearly. I suspect that there are other things happening as it all crumbles. They bought houses while employed under me as I kept things running beautifully and the money was good, and steady. These boys have large mortgages to carry.

Prediction:

Within a year from now they will no longer be self-employed and their rich families will not help them in the slightest because of the destructive stupidity displayed over the last 14 months.
Fuckin' Idiots!

I think I saw that truck down in Florida during spring break
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 26, 2022, 11:57:17 AM
I just heard from a previous regular customer who is a notable home builder back where I was.  *Cough*  Rather than close my business down before moving south I decided to pass it on to my two employees for a very reasonable price (((12% off the top for 1 year))) All they had to do was maintain already established repeat client relationships and conduct themselves accordingly. A turnkey situation that they could have made work for decades until they retire, or whatever.

HMm. They did not keep the company name as they wanted to make it their own which was a mistake IMO, but ok. They also did not continue the website which I also found strange. Whatever. In the last 30 minutes I've been informed that they have lost two very lucrative customers that were each good for between 40 - 60 K yearly. I suspect that there are other things happening as it all crumbles. They bought houses while employed under me as I kept things running beautifully and the money was good, and steady. These boys have large mortgages to carry.

Prediction:

Within a year from now they will no longer be self-employed and their rich families will not help them in the slightest because of the destructive stupidity displayed over the last 14 months.
Fuckin' Idiots!

If you were getting paid off the top for a year and it has been 14 months then what do you care? Let them set each other on fire, you are out.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 26, 2022, 11:57:39 AM
@KSM  They didn't pay enough up-front. At least they changed the name and killed the website so as not to soil your reputation as much as they could have.

If they weren't in Canada, I would encourage you to go and take your clients back.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2022, 12:20:34 AM
If you were getting paid off the top for a year and it has been 14 months then what do you care? Let them set each other on fire, you are out.
True. I shouldn't care. But it pisses me off that they seem to be fucking themselves when I pretty much handed them a fully functioning company. It's like, just clean the countertops and dust, and the rest will take care of itself. (Worst analogy ever)

@KSM  They didn't pay enough up-front. At least they changed the name and killed the website so as not to soil your reputation as much as they could have.

If they weren't in Canada, I would encourage you to go and take your clients back.


Yip. Here's the thing. I don't think they named it anything - just got rid of the original name. Fuckers figured word of mouth and existing accounts would carry them till the end of time. They should've named it Ardon & Arron Will Fuck Themselves In No Time At All Flooring. LTD




I'm done with it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 27, 2022, 03:43:48 AM
True. I shouldn't care. But it pisses me off that they seem to be fucking themselves when I pretty much handed them a fully functioning company. It's like, just clean the countertops and dust, and the rest will take care of itself. (Worst analogy ever)
Yip. Here's the thing. I don't think they named it anything - just got rid of the original name. Fuckers figured word of mouth and existing accounts would carry them till the end of time. They should've named it Ardon & Arron Will Fuck Themselves In No Time At All Flooring. LTD


I'm done with it.


Ardon?  Couldn't it at least have been Arden?

Name a kid Ardon and what do you expect?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2022, 09:28:26 AM

Ardon?  Couldn't it at least have been Arden?

Name a kid Ardon and what do you expect?
It is Arden. I mistyped. ARDON sounds like a superman villain.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 27, 2022, 10:25:30 AM
It is Arden. I mistyped. ARDON sounds like a superman villain.

I expect nothing but perfection out of you, and now my day is ruined.

 ;D ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 27, 2022, 11:33:12 AM
It is Arden. I mistyped. ARDON sounds like a superman villain.

They named a boy Arden?  Hoping he would go into theatre, or just that he'd be gay?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 30, 2022, 06:46:23 PM


Avril Lavigne has been so fucking hot for the last 20 years, somehow. And this is a banger.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 30, 2022, 08:49:20 PM


Avril Lavigne has been so fucking hot for the last 20 years, somehow. And this is a banger.

Yeah, it's a killer song. HUGE dynamics.  She's too tiny for me, but there's no denying her material.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 31, 2022, 12:17:25 AM


Paul Harvey pulled a misdirection...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on October 31, 2022, 12:34:39 AM
Paul Harvey pulled a misdirection...

The Rest of the Story episodes were written by Paul's son, Paul Harvey Jr.  Now you know the rest of the story.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 31, 2022, 01:08:45 AM
The Rest of the Story episodes were written by Paul's son, Paul Harvey Jr.  Now you know the rest of the story.

I rarely buy things at the recommendation of a host or anything like that. So...

I bought a VTech digital cordless phone from the C Crane Company. That was a complete piece of shit and was not secure.

And I bought an electric toothbrush that Paul Harvey recommended. They had something like a 30-day return window. When I called up the business to get an RMA, they knew that Paul Harvey talked it up too much. I remember the woman asking if I heard about it on Paul Harvey...

Art, Paul, Rush, Bruce Williams... 28-something years ago. If I knew then what I know now, I would have shot myself behind my ear.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on October 31, 2022, 01:59:47 AM
I rarely buy things at the recommendation of a host or anything like that. So...

I bought a VTech digital cordless phone from the C Crane Company. That was a complete piece of shit and was not secure.

And I bought an electric toothbrush that Paul Harvey recommended. They had something like a 30-day return window. When I called up the business to get an RMA, they knew that Paul Harvey talked it up too much. I remember the woman asking if I heard about it on Paul Harvey...

Art, Paul, Rush, Bruce Williams... 28-something years ago. If I knew then what I know now, I would have shot myself behind my ear.

I remember hearing Art doing a commercial for a local army surplus store, of all places.  I've often wondered how much he was payed for recording the spot.  I only heard it a few times during his show.  The store went out of business years ago.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 31, 2022, 05:32:32 AM
It’s a good thing we have Dave Norway now, so we get plugs we can rely on.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on October 31, 2022, 08:54:20 AM
It’s a good thing we have Dave Norway now, so we get plugs we can rely on.

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https://www.dherbs.com/george/

I can't believe this is real ahahaha

CLEANSE WITH MEEEE
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on October 31, 2022, 09:49:12 AM
I can't believe this is real ahahaha

CLEANSE WITH MEEEE
Heh, heh, heh… maybe I can cleanse with Jorch, after listening to Chuckles Willis and Walt the Creep.  And then do a REALLY deep cleanse, after cleansing with Jorch. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on November 01, 2022, 06:10:25 PM
Heh, heh, heh… maybe I can cleanse with Jorch, after listening to Chuckles Willis and Walt the Creep.  And then do a REALLY deep cleanse, after cleansing with Jorch. ;)

10% off your enema order with promo code JORCH
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on November 01, 2022, 06:10:51 PM
https://twitter.com/CursedGloryHole/status/1587366085355003906
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 01, 2022, 07:35:07 PM
Don’t have to get the rabies vaccine.  Day 0 sucks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 01, 2022, 07:54:33 PM
Don’t have to get the rabies vaccine.  Day 0 sucks.

What a bite. Sorry to hear man.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 01, 2022, 10:37:13 PM
Tom Cruise's stalker is back at it. Previous claims were that she was Mrs. Tom Cruise.

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/res/d/chun-yee-lin-remote-with-respect-dignity/7552645657.html
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 02, 2022, 03:36:38 AM
What a bite. Sorry to hear man.

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Only three more to go!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 03, 2022, 01:38:55 PM
Never really gave it much thought, but today it dawned on me that I consume approximately 90 eggs per month. Sounds like a lot but it's only 3 a day..  :-\  About 24 of them raw in post workout protein shakes throughout the month.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 03, 2022, 01:56:10 PM
Never really gave it much thought, but today it dawned on me that I consume approximately 90 eggs per month. Sounds like a lot but it's only 3 a day..  :-\  About 24 of them raw in post workout protein shakes throughout the month.
Doc Wallet would say that’s a start.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 03, 2022, 02:31:20 PM
Never really gave it much thought, but today it dawned on me that I consume approximately 90 eggs per month. Sounds like a lot but it's only 3 a day..  :-\  About 24 of them raw in post workout protein shakes throughout the month.
You need to wash them down with Tangy Tangerine!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 04, 2022, 09:26:42 AM
I tried to watch Weird - The Weird Al Yankovic Story.

I get it, written by comedians about a comedian and produced by comedians...  After a false start the childhood story part was completely useless with no attempt to be a biography. It wasn't funny so why watch it? If it was an accurate biography, that would have been a different story.

I'll never get that 5 minutes back.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 04, 2022, 09:36:12 AM
I tried to watch Weird - The Weird Al Yankovic Story.

I get it, written by comedians about a comedian and produced by comedians...  After a false start the childhood story part was completely useless with no attempt to be a biography. It wasn't funny so why watch it? If it was an accurate biography, that would have been a different story.

I'll never get that 5 minutes back.

Good lord. Someone(s) made a weird Al documentary. Where you actually expecting it to be good? @sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 04, 2022, 10:13:26 AM
You need to wash them down with Tangy Tangerine!
With lots of tooomeric, followed by a Dave Norway blowout.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 04, 2022, 01:49:39 PM
Don’t have to get the rabies vaccine.  Day 0 sucks.
Is this good news? I can't tell... ???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on November 04, 2022, 01:53:15 PM
I tried to watch Weird - The Weird Al Yankovic Story.

I get it, written by comedians about a comedian and produced by comedians...  After a false start the childhood story part was completely useless with no attempt to be a biography. It wasn't funny so why watch it? If it was an accurate biography, that would have been a different story.

I'll never get that 5 minutes back.
I just heard about this randomly...because of some Weird Al interviews Madonna clip....I don't recommend it unless you're really into Madonna or Al
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 04, 2022, 01:54:48 PM
I think being into Madonna is a bit late.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 04, 2022, 08:41:52 PM
My biggest disappointment was that it wasn't the real story. Seriously, accordion playing was pretty much over in the 1970s... It would have been interesting to hear the real story. Instead... I don't know what the fuck they were thinking.

I've got a question, seriously, what in the hell is Pinterest for?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 06, 2022, 10:05:40 PM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata#:~:text=Scutigera%20coleoptrata%2C%20also%20known%20as,15%20pairs%20of%20long%20legs. (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata#:~:text=Scutigera%20coleoptrata%2C%20also%20known%20as,15%20pairs%20of%20long%20legs.)
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When I find one of these, I capture them and run to my garage storage area. These guys eat other bugs.  Silverfish, etc...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 07, 2022, 05:56:35 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata#:~:text=Scutigera%20coleoptrata%2C%20also%20known%20as,15%20pairs%20of%20long%20legs. (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata#:~:text=Scutigera%20coleoptrata%2C%20also%20known%20as,15%20pairs%20of%20long%20legs.)
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When I find one of these, I capture them and run to my garage storage area. These guys eat other bugs.  Silverfish, etc...
Sounds like a great hobby.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 08, 2022, 09:58:06 AM
Three rabies shots down, one to go.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 08, 2022, 10:17:53 AM
Three rabies shots down, one to go.

 :o  I thought you didn't have to get the shots.

Don’t have to get the rabies vaccine.  Day 0 sucks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 08, 2022, 10:57:08 AM
Three rabies shots down, one to go.

I thought they came up with a new antibody or something that cut down the need for multiple shots. Or is four shots less than it used to be?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 08, 2022, 02:42:27 PM
I thought they came up with a new antibody or something that cut down the need for multiple shots. Or is four shots less than it used to be?
I had the antibody shot (actually three syringe fulls) with the first rabies vaccine.  The stuff is thick and stings a bit.  It is now only four vaccine shots if you have not had the rabies vaccine before and no worse than a tetanus shot.   The good news if I need it again, I’ll only need two.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 08, 2022, 02:43:04 PM
:o  I thought you didn't have to get the shots.
It was advice to others, not a report on my circumstances.   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 08, 2022, 02:44:36 PM
Once again, I am faced with the conscious choice to not tell my neighbor that is house is suffering from a serious issue. He did it to himself by being an asshole and, because of his numerous lies, intentional acts of annoyance and inability to reign in his children's behavior, I'm watching water backflow into his roof fascia and wall during a pretty good rain here in Southern California.

It's not vengeance, he's just made it a toxic environment when I need to discuss something with him. I've made numerous offers to assist him with other issues and he just acts like he won the lottery and ate lead as a child. Oh wells...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 08, 2022, 02:52:19 PM
It was advice to others, not a report on my circumstances.   :)

Oh...Gotcha.  The idea of getting those shots gives me the willies.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 08, 2022, 10:53:09 PM
From Craigslist... Uh... Not sons, not children.  Young boys. Awkward.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 08, 2022, 11:31:45 PM
What the hell is going on with the Navy?  Cruiser CO relieved in a middle of a deployment. A little while back it was an attack sub skipper who was relieved due a "McHale's Navy-like" environment aboard.

Navy fires warship CO in the middle of a deployment (https://www.yahoo.com/news/navy-fires-warship-co-middle-231223239.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 09, 2022, 10:06:32 AM
What the hell is going on with the Navy?  Cruiser CO relieved in a middle of a deployment. A little while back it was an attack sub skipper who was relieved due a "McHale's Navy-like" environment aboard.

Navy fires warship CO in the middle of a deployment (https://www.yahoo.com/news/navy-fires-warship-co-middle-231223239.html)
They're turning into leftist cucks... Mainly populated by people who are shooting for that "give me special privileges I'm a veteran" treatment. Pete Buttigieg is one of those types.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 09, 2022, 07:54:38 PM
Fuck you all, you puss-filled throbbing cunts full of shit...
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 11, 2022, 02:08:45 PM
Execution is the key to success.  This idea is poorly executed...
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Supposedly, that's a Polo shirt... Yeah, right.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 12, 2022, 07:43:58 AM
Charlie would have been 88 today.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 14, 2022, 08:08:44 AM
She popped into my memory, I sought it out
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_O'Hara
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 14, 2022, 08:25:28 AM
She popped into my memory, I sought it out
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_O'Hara
Who names a baby, Blanche! ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rainman on November 14, 2022, 10:22:09 PM
She popped into my memory, I sought it out
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_O'Hara

Really? This looks more like Andrea Martin. (http://www.polarblairsden.com/tvsctvandrea.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 14, 2022, 10:35:21 PM
Really? This looks more like Andrea Martin. (http://www.polarblairsden.com/tvsctvandrea.html)
Doh!

Copied the wrong link....

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Martin
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 14, 2022, 11:26:06 PM
Really? This looks more like Andrea Martin. (http://www.polarblairsden.com/tvsctvandrea.html)
SCTV?

But really, Blanche?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 14, 2022, 11:26:44 PM
Execution is the key to success.  This idea is poorly executed...
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Supposedly, that's a Polo shirt... Yeah, right.
Molded for the KSM body.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 15, 2022, 12:30:02 AM
SCTV?

But really, Blanche?

Out of all the women characters, I remember that face the most.


Molded for the KSM body.  ;D

Yep!

I did not even notice the biceps, hahaha!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 17, 2022, 09:36:58 AM
Apparently in Denver the coldest average winter temperature can dip down to -8 C. That's nothing! -6 C right now and still 70 F inside. Guess I won't need to turn the heat on..  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 17, 2022, 09:58:59 AM
Apparently in Denver the coldest average winter temperature can dip down to -8 C. That's nothing! -6 C right now and still 70 F inside. Guess I won't need to turn the heat on..  :P
Thank all of your neighbors and the community water heater!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 17, 2022, 10:50:38 AM
Thank all of your neighbors and the community water heater!
That's exactly it, not to mention the huge Bar N' Grill directly below me. With only one exterior wall it stays pretty cozy in here. Be different next year when I move into one of the floor to ceiling all-window corner suites. Those things are huge and I imagine heat will be in order for December and January.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 17, 2022, 03:30:47 PM
That's exactly it, not to mention the huge Bar N' Grill directly below me. With only one exterior wall it stays pretty cozy in here. Be different next year when I move into one of the floor to ceiling all-window corner suites. Those things are huge and I imagine heat will be in order for December and January.

It's amazing how 1/8 inch thick sheet of Styrofoam can allow a lot of light in and keep your place a lot warmer... That's if the HOA lets you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 17, 2022, 04:02:50 PM
Apparently in Denver the coldest average winter temperature can dip down to -8 C. That's nothing! -6 C right now and still 70 F inside. Guess I won't need to turn the heat on..  :P

It's because you're a mile high
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 17, 2022, 08:12:42 PM
Small world?

A few days ago, I was getting a repair quote at a shop and someone walked into the store with a Kubicki Factor Bass on his shirt.  I said "Kubicki!" and the guy said "oh, it's pronounced cue-biss-key..."

Today a YouTube video was recommended... Some guy with a Factor Bass featured...

Googled it.

Kubicki's brother lived 5 miles away from the repair shop. His nephews are in the area... 

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 18, 2022, 12:32:31 AM
Jonestown anniversary
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 18, 2022, 08:15:42 AM
Small world?

A few days ago, I was getting a repair quote at a shop and someone walked into the store with a Kubicki Factor Bass on his shirt.  I said "Kubicki!" and the guy said "oh, it's pronounced cue-biss-key..."

Today a YouTube video was recommended... Some guy with a Factor Bass featured...

Googled it.

Kubicki's brother lived 5 miles away from the repair shop. His nephews are in the area... 

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That's a beauty. Love the color.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 18, 2022, 08:16:50 AM
10 (-12 C) Fahrenheit outside and STILL 70 inside. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 18, 2022, 09:23:53 AM
10 (-12 C) Fahrenheit outside and STILL 70 inside.

Vera taking fewer bathroom breaks?
🥶🥶🥶
Title: PB: Worst birthday clown ever?
Post by: HamsterMuscle on November 27, 2022, 06:25:30 PM
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Title: Re: PB: Worst birthday clown ever?
Post by: KSM on November 27, 2022, 08:18:09 PM
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Oh, so now you're changing your story? Good Lord ::)
Title: Re: PB: Worst birthday clown ever?
Post by: HamsterMuscle on November 27, 2022, 09:16:38 PM
Oh, so now you're changing your story? Good Lord ::)

Imma guessin' that you're a two-donut man.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 28, 2022, 03:58:24 AM
The pain from the rabies shots was nothing compared to the pain from the bill. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 28, 2022, 11:49:03 AM
The pain from the rabies shots was nothing compared to the pain from the bill.

So you didn't give them the name "Rod Munch" at check in then?

Title: Re: PB: Worst birthday clown ever?
Post by: KSM on November 28, 2022, 12:39:03 PM
Imma guessin' that you're a two-donut man.

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Yes. You are guessing. But that's what you do. Coz yer really really really reeeaaally GAAAAAAAYYYY!!! AND you're phaggot!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 28, 2022, 02:46:44 PM
Fuck the Post office.   >:(

That is all....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on November 28, 2022, 02:53:48 PM
Fuck the Post office.   >:(

That is all....

After more than a half hour of being directed to various places within the building and waiting in three different lines, I finally got to the right person to review my application for a bulk mailing permit  The following is a near-verbatim rendering of the conversation that followed.

Postal Service Drone: "So how can I help you today?"

Me: "Um...I want to apply for a bulk mailing permit. Isn't this the bulk mailing application desk?"

PSD: "Yes. Let me give you an application form..." (reaches into desk)

M: "Oh, I have one filled out already. I downloaded the form from the USPS website."

PSD (frowns): "We don't accept that form. You need to use this one."

M: (peering at blank form): "Wait a minute, this is the exact same form."

PSD: "No, it's different."

M: "Look, even the form number at the bottom is the same."

PSD (sighs): "Yours is on white paper. It has to be on this brown paper with the perforations."

M: "I see. Why does the USPS put the form on the website and tell you to download it and fill it out prior to coming in if you require it on this special paper?"

PSD: "I'm not in charge of the website, sir. Please fill out this form."

M (fills out form with the same information): "So now I can do bulk mailing?"

PSD: "No. Did you read the instructions about bulk mailing on our web site?"

M: "I tried to, but instead of having all the information on one page, it branches off into links every time a new term or procedure is described. There must be a dozen pages, and the information on them contradicts each other."

PSD: "Well, you have to submit the permit application form."

M: "OK, here it is." (hands over form)

PSD: "Do you have two forms of picture identification?

M: "Why do I need to show you two picture IDs for advertising mail when I can mail packages with potentially harmful materials in them without any ID at all?"

PSD: "I'm not in charge of the identification rules, sir.

M (after a search through my wallet, I find my Costco card which becomes the 2nd ID): "So now can I do bulk mailing?"

PSD: "No. First, you have to pay a $185 bulk mailing permit fee."

M (gulps): "OK, so after I pay that, can I do bulk mailing?"

PSD: "No. You also have to fill out a form and pay another $185 for an annual mailing fee."

M (eyes bugging out): "So after that, I can do bulk mailing?"

PSD: "No. You have to decide how you're going to pay for the postage."

M: "What are the choices?"

PSD: "Well, the most convenient way is to pre-print a little box where the stamp goes that says "Bulk Mail" and gives your permit number."

M: "Oh, I like that idea. So I just print that and I can do bulk mailing?"

PSD: "No. First, you need to fill out a form and then pay a $185 permit imprint fee."

M: "And how many letters can I mail for that fee?"

PSD: "None. You need to sort your mail by zip code, or in some cases by city and not zip code..."

M: "Wait. Which cities do I sort by city and not zip code?"

PSD: "The small ones which only have one zip code within the city boundaries."

M: "Isn't that the same as sorting by zip code?"

PSD (eyes me with a look that says, "you're a smart one"): I'm not in charge of the sorting rules, sir. Then you bring all your mail back here, and we count it and you pay for the postage.

M: "And how much is the postage?"

PSD: "It depends. Could be 21 cents in the immediate area, or 28 cents outside that area."

M: "And what is the other postage payment option?"

PSD: "You can use precancelled stamps, which are 11 cents each."

M: "I like that option better."

PSD: "After putting the stamps on each envelope, you bring all your mail back here, and we count it and you pay for the postage."

M: "What do you mean pay for postage? What about the stamps?"

PSD: "Oh, that's just part of the postage. We count it up and then you pay the balance."

M: "Why not just make 21 and 28 cent precancelled stamps so that we can skip that step?"

PSD: "I'm not in charge of…."

M: "...anything rational or sensible?"

PSD: "...stamp denominations, sir."

M: "I just don't think this makes any sense for me."

PSD: "Why do you say that?"

M: "I'm mailing out postcards, about 4000 of them. Some of them are going in the immediate area, at 21 cents, but most are in the 28 cent area. Since the first class postcard rate is already 28 cents, I don't save much for all that extra work in sorting and then waiting in line so that you can count it and charge me."

PSD: "Well, let's see. Say that all 4000 are going to be mailed in the immediate area..."

M: "But I just said they weren't..."

PSD: "...you'd save...wait...(roots around in desk for calculator)

M: "280 dollars."

PSD: "...let's see...seven times four thousand..."

M: "280 dollars."

PSD: "28,000 dollars!"

M: "No, that's 28,000 cents, which is 280 dollars."

PSD (fiddles with calculator for awhile, then finally,): "280 dollars!"

M: "What would we do without calculators? But you see, I have to pay at least 370 dollars for the permits, plus another 185 dollars if I want the imprint instead of stamps. I still lose money."

PSD (blinks, pause): "Well sir, have you considered mailing letters instead of postcards? I'm sure you would save money that way."

M: "Goodbye."

PSD: "Wait! There's one other option, first class presort. You sort your mail by zip code, or in some cases by city and not zip code, then you bring all your mail back here, and we count it and you pay for the postage. No permits or annual fees required.

M: "And how much is that?"

PSD: "It's 24.5 cents per piece, no matter where it's mailed."

M: "But that's 3.5 cents more per piece for things sent in the immediate area."

PSD: "Well, let's say that all 4000 are going to be mailed outside the immediate area..." (starts fumbling with calculator again)

M: "You know, that sounds great. I'll be back in a second; I need to get my wallet out of my car."

PSD: "OK, I'll just wait here for you. Take your time."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on November 28, 2022, 03:59:30 PM
We need more bureaucrats in our lives. They should run everything because they know best.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 28, 2022, 07:36:46 PM
So you didn't give them the name "Rod Munch" at check in then?

No but the billing department give me a toothy one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on November 29, 2022, 07:57:06 AM
After more than a half hour of being directed to various places within the building and waiting in three different lines, I finally got to the right person to review my application for a bulk mailing permit  The following is a near-verbatim rendering of the conversation that followed.

Postal Service Drone: "So how can I help you today?"

Me: "Um...I want to apply for a bulk mailing permit. Isn't this the bulk mailing application desk?"

PSD: "Yes. Let me give you an application form..." (reaches into desk)

M: "Oh, I have one filled out already. I downloaded the form from the USPS website."

PSD (frowns): "We don't accept that form. You need to use this one."

M: (peering at blank form): "Wait a minute, this is the exact same form."

PSD: "No, it's different."

M: "Look, even the form number at the bottom is the same."

PSD (sighs): "Yours is on white paper. It has to be on this brown paper with the perforations."

M: "I see. Why does the USPS put the form on the website and tell you to download it and fill it out prior to coming in if you require it on this special paper?"

PSD: "I'm not in charge of the website, sir. Please fill out this form."

M (fills out form with the same information): "So now I can do bulk mailing?"

PSD: "No. Did you read the instructions about bulk mailing on our web site?"

M: "I tried to, but instead of having all the information on one page, it branches off into links every time a new term or procedure is described. There must be a dozen pages, and the information on them contradicts each other."

PSD: "Well, you have to submit the permit application form."

M: "OK, here it is." (hands over form)

PSD: "Do you have two forms of picture identification?

M: "Why do I need to show you two picture IDs for advertising mail when I can mail packages with potentially harmful materials in them without any ID at all?"

PSD: "I'm not in charge of the identification rules, sir.

M (after a search through my wallet, I find my Costco card which becomes the 2nd ID): "So now can I do bulk mailing?"

PSD: "No. First, you have to pay a $185 bulk mailing permit fee."

M (gulps): "OK, so after I pay that, can I do bulk mailing?"

PSD: "No. You also have to fill out a form and pay another $185 for an annual mailing fee."

M (eyes bugging out): "So after that, I can do bulk mailing?"

PSD: "No. You have to decide how you're going to pay for the postage."

M: "What are the choices?"

PSD: "Well, the most convenient way is to pre-print a little box where the stamp goes that says "Bulk Mail" and gives your permit number."

M: "Oh, I like that idea. So I just print that and I can do bulk mailing?"

PSD: "No. First, you need to fill out a form and then pay a $185 permit imprint fee."

M: "And how many letters can I mail for that fee?"

PSD: "None. You need to sort your mail by zip code, or in some cases by city and not zip code..."

M: "Wait. Which cities do I sort by city and not zip code?"

PSD: "The small ones which only have one zip code within the city boundaries."

M: "Isn't that the same as sorting by zip code?"

PSD (eyes me with a look that says, "you're a smart one"): I'm not in charge of the sorting rules, sir. Then you bring all your mail back here, and we count it and you pay for the postage.

M: "And how much is the postage?"

PSD: "It depends. Could be 21 cents in the immediate area, or 28 cents outside that area."

M: "And what is the other postage payment option?"

PSD: "You can use precancelled stamps, which are 11 cents each."

M: "I like that option better."

PSD: "After putting the stamps on each envelope, you bring all your mail back here, and we count it and you pay for the postage."

M: "What do you mean pay for postage? What about the stamps?"

PSD: "Oh, that's just part of the postage. We count it up and then you pay the balance."

M: "Why not just make 21 and 28 cent precancelled stamps so that we can skip that step?"

PSD: "I'm not in charge of…."

M: "...anything rational or sensible?"

PSD: "...stamp denominations, sir."

M: "I just don't think this makes any sense for me."

PSD: "Why do you say that?"

M: "I'm mailing out postcards, about 4000 of them. Some of them are going in the immediate area, at 21 cents, but most are in the 28 cent area. Since the first class postcard rate is already 28 cents, I don't save much for all that extra work in sorting and then waiting in line so that you can count it and charge me."

PSD: "Well, let's see. Say that all 4000 are going to be mailed in the immediate area..."

M: "But I just said they weren't..."

PSD: "...you'd save...wait...(roots around in desk for calculator)

M: "280 dollars."

PSD: "...let's see...seven times four thousand..."

M: "280 dollars."

PSD: "28,000 dollars!"

M: "No, that's 28,000 cents, which is 280 dollars."

PSD (fiddles with calculator for awhile, then finally,): "280 dollars!"

M: "What would we do without calculators? But you see, I have to pay at least 370 dollars for the permits, plus another 185 dollars if I want the imprint instead of stamps. I still lose money."

PSD (blinks, pause): "Well sir, have you considered mailing letters instead of postcards? I'm sure you would save money that way."

M: "Goodbye."

PSD: "Wait! There's one other option, first class presort. You sort your mail by zip code, or in some cases by city and not zip code, then you bring all your mail back here, and we count it and you pay for the postage. No permits or annual fees required.

M: "And how much is that?"

PSD: "It's 24.5 cents per piece, no matter where it's mailed."

M: "But that's 3.5 cents more per piece for things sent in the immediate area."

PSD: "Well, let's say that all 4000 are going to be mailed outside the immediate area..." (starts fumbling with calculator again)

M: "You know, that sounds great. I'll be back in a second; I need to get my wallet out of my car."

PSD: "OK, I'll just wait here for you. Take your time."

I never have problems like these, but then again I'm blessed with astonishing charm and good looks and people bend over backwards to help me. I'm sure that an ill-favoured munchkin-looking dude like you gets dicked around with all the time. These people just can't help themselves, and I applaud their efforts. I'm sure this 'bulk mailing' you were perpetrating was really part of some sinister cabal that you and your creepy porn buddies get up to anyway, so we can all thank those good people at the post office that they acted in a timely fashion to stymie you. You odious bastard.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on November 30, 2022, 03:25:11 PM
https://twitter.com/Rich_Cooper/status/1597692258840907776

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 30, 2022, 03:38:54 PM
https://twitter.com/Rich_Cooper/status/1597692258840907776


Unless he has money or status, then these two would have their nails out clawing their way to the guy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on November 30, 2022, 04:00:46 PM
I never have problems like these,

Is that so.  And just how often do you go to the United States Postal Service to engage in bulk mailing?

I'm going to try and be nice to you this week, because of the groining that your World Cup hopes are going to take this week.  I'm not withuot compassion for the less fortunate.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on November 30, 2022, 04:03:47 PM
Unless he has money or status, then these two would have their nails out clawing their way to the guy.

One less thing for you to worry about, you lucky boi.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 30, 2022, 04:21:15 PM
Steel Panther???

She's unencumbered, rock on!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on December 01, 2022, 05:48:39 AM
Is that so.  And just how often do you go to the United States Postal Service to engage in bulk mailing?

Funny you should mention it, but I am constantly having to cut up items of sweaty clothing and then mailing them to my adoring female admirers, so it's an issue that crops up regularly. At least I use the mail for (comparatively) innocent purposes, but god only knows what you're using it for. You're probably mailing out catalogues to your list of weirdos featuring caramelised gerbils and diamond-studded butt plugs. I'm sure the good people at the post office took one look at this scrofulous old image tottering to the counter, reeking of corruption and halitosis, and did what any other public-spirited employee would, and fucked you around mercilessly. What a splendid body of men and women they are!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on December 01, 2022, 01:34:58 PM
my adoring female admirers,

The_Snoopy_Phone and fredward?  That's not enuf for bulk mailing, Nancy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on December 02, 2022, 05:32:54 AM
The_Snoopy_Phone and fredward?  That's not enuf for bulk mailing, Nancy.

I ask the jury to note that the defendant is refusing to give details of this alleged 'bulk mailing', and we are therefore justified in giving this beastly ratbag a good towsing with a heavy flashlight. It's clearly something unspeakably sordid and I think rendering him paraplegic, at the very least, is a debt we owe to society on behalf of our children.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 02, 2022, 01:10:29 PM
I ask the jury to note that the defendant is refusing to give details of this alleged 'bulk mailing', and we are therefore justified in giving this beastly ratbag a good towsing with a heavy flashlight. It's clearly something unspeakably sordid and I think rendering him paraplegic, at the very least, is a debt we owe to society on behalf of our children.
YOU'RE A BIG FATSO!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on December 02, 2022, 02:58:52 PM
YOU'RE A BIG FATSO!!

But, as you and you alone have pointed out rather stridently in a DM, he has a blue ribbon hog in his corral.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 02, 2022, 05:26:23 PM
But, as you and you alone have pointed out rather stridently in a DM, he has a blue ribbon hog in his corral.

Actually, NO. You told ME in a PM that he, Peter ;) was known for his substantial "GIRTH"  Now.. in my defense, being that you are a substantial phaggot, what was I to think? Hell, you and K-Dubb have hooked up in the past so why not you and Peter? And now you're involved in a fantastic up-the-ass overseas lovers quarrel!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on December 02, 2022, 05:53:01 PM
Actually, NO. You told ME in a PM that he, Peter ;) was known for his substantial "GIRTH"  Now.. in my defense, being that you are a substantial phaggot, what was I to think? Hell, you and K-Dubb have hooked up in the past so why not you and Peter? And now you're involved in a fantastic up-the-ass overseas lovers quarrel!

Two things that I have observed recently:

1)  You are the only person on this board with whom I have discussed someone else's penis size in DM.

2)  You are the one who brings it up.

This concludes my participation in any discussion about Peter's peter.  You may continue, at your pleasure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 02, 2022, 06:55:30 PM
Two things that I have observed recently:

1)  You are the only person on this board with whom I have discussed someone else's penis size in DM.

2)  You are the one who brings it up.

This concludes my participation in any discussion about Peter's peter.  You may continue, at your pleasure.

I take no pleasure in this. You're the gay dude. You folks are on your own level of hell. My hands are clean. And now Peter the wanker owns you.  Congratulations.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on December 02, 2022, 07:33:36 PM
You're the gay dude. You folks are on your own level of hell.

Why do you say that?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 02, 2022, 07:43:13 PM
Why do you say that?

Natures Generator.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on December 02, 2022, 08:01:22 PM
Natures Generator.

It's the same life as you have, more or less, for 99.5% of it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 02, 2022, 08:07:31 PM
@KSM
I don't know if this is a case of a sucker being born every minute, absolutely no historical knowledge about what covers over guitars do or, somebody is just smoking fucking crack

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/msg/d/carlsbad-stratocaster-body-cover/7553712307.html
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on December 03, 2022, 08:11:13 AM
My hands are clean.

Clean hands, dirty feet. Must come from all those public toilets you shuffle into with your wide stance.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 03, 2022, 03:36:45 PM
@KSM
I don't know if this is a case of a sucker being born every minute, absolutely no historical knowledge about what covers over guitars do or, somebody is just smoking fucking crack

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/msg/d/carlsbad-stratocaster-body-cover/7553712307.html
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Hahaha wow!

Reminds me of this..  And I will admit that I've almost went out and bought a Teli just to put this leather cover on. I love it. @sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 03, 2022, 04:00:15 PM
Hahaha wow!

Reminds me of this..  And I will admit that I've almost went out and bought a Teli just to put this leather cover on. I love it. @sean92008


I heard an old acoustic guitar with a leather cover on it, it belonged to Buck Owens... It absolutely killed the tone and volume. Although, that was a good thing in the old days when one microphone picked everything up. It allowed the normal volume voices to be in balance with the big old dreadnought guitars.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 03, 2022, 04:37:34 PM
I heard an old acoustic guitar with a leather cover on it, it belonged to Buck Owens... It absolutely killed the tone and volume. Although, that was a good thing in the old days when one microphone picked everything up. It allowed the normal volume voices to be in balance with the big old dreadnought guitars.
Yip,  the contained, or wrapped body does have me curious about such things. But on an acoustic? Hmm..  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on December 03, 2022, 05:37:37 PM
I ask the jury to note that the defendant is refusing to give details of this alleged 'bulk mailing', and we are therefore justified in giving this beastly ratbag a good towsing with a heavy flashlight. It's clearly something unspeakably sordid and I think rendering him paraplegic, at the very least, is a debt we owe to society on behalf of our children.

Peter, it is true that you are know as "The Tripod" amongst your social circle?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 03, 2022, 06:39:05 PM
Chocolate and caramel popcorn on a peanut butter sandwich.

I would be an excellent drug addict.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 07, 2022, 07:32:53 PM
Chocolate and caramel popcorn on a peanut butter sandwich.

I would be an excellent drug addict.
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This is one of the most disturbing posts here in recent memory.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 07, 2022, 07:34:10 PM


I had a dream Phil Collins was the head chef at a restaurant; the food was not memorable, but Phil sang to us before the entrees were served.

Meanwhile, Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas were at the bar.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 07, 2022, 07:40:14 PM
I had a dream Phil Collins was the head chef at a restaurant; the food was not memorable, but Phil sang to us before the entrees were served.

I had a lot of trouble deciding between the semicolon, em dash or period for this. The semicolon just feels underutilized these days.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 07, 2022, 09:54:59 PM
I had a lot of trouble deciding between the semicolon, em dash or period for this. The semicolon just feels underutilized these days.
You used it to perfection; using English more goodly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 07, 2022, 09:58:18 PM
I had a lot of trouble deciding between the semicolon, em dash or period for this. The semicolon just feels underutilized these days.

This is one of the most disturbing posts here in recent memory.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 07, 2022, 10:03:07 PM
This is one of the most disturbing posts here in recent memory.  :D
Did I forget to post about the Japanese lady who finger-raped my ass?

Nevermind.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 07, 2022, 10:05:11 PM
This is one of the most disturbing posts here in recent memory.  :D

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 07, 2022, 10:05:55 PM
Did I forget to post about the Japanese lady who finger-raped my ass?

Nevermind.

This is why you look at Google reviews before booking a massage.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 07, 2022, 10:28:30 PM
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 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 07, 2022, 10:30:19 PM
This is why you look at Google rubmaps reviews before booking a massage.

Uhem.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 07, 2022, 10:32:05 PM
This is why you look at Google reviews before booking a massage.

Oh no.  You have to go in blind.  It makes the experience much more...interesting.

Did I forget to post about the Japanese lady who finger-raped my ass?

Nevermind.

And the problem was?  It's good for the prostate, unless she has long nails.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 08, 2022, 06:04:58 AM
Did I forget to post about the Japanese lady who finger-raped my ass?

Nevermind.
Hurry up. Hamster Muscle is waiting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 09, 2022, 10:32:57 AM
@timebandit

Where are the "critiques? Seriously, you have to provide content that supports your oh-so brief summaries. BTW I don't like your avatar, I don't like you, and if we were for some strange reason occupying the same immediate space? I would club you with a rather hefty piece of ham.

And another thing; I know you have a second account that you use to pad your karma score. Shame on you. SHAME!!

And another thing; if you have a problem with me I'll be tempted to utilize my BAN button.

This is your final warning


@Bart Ell Just keeping you in the administrative loop.

What a dick!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 09, 2022, 10:57:57 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11515913/Video-shows-close-lid-flush.html

I am going to puke.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 09, 2022, 11:48:48 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11515913/Video-shows-close-lid-flush.html

I am going to puke.

Also, think about those hand dryers.  They are a habitat for bacteria and blows the fecal matter and any viruses around, so you're essentially coated in it.  Paper towels are the best option, IMO.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 09, 2022, 12:02:57 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11515913/Video-shows-close-lid-flush.html

I am going to puke.

All this focus on vax's, masking and distancing but ventilation is so over looked. Public john's are a nightmare.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 09, 2022, 12:16:38 PM
Of course then there is the beleaguered Stall #1 at work.  That bowl has seen it all...............

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 09, 2022, 12:42:01 PM
Of course then there is the beleaguered Stall #1 at work.  That bowl has seen it all...............

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Make for a great avatar. Hmm  :D

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 09, 2022, 12:59:47 PM
Make for a great avatar. Hmm  :D

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I’m sure TL would approve.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 09, 2022, 01:00:59 PM
I’m sure TL would approve.  ;) ;D

It's where she gets her political opinions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 09, 2022, 01:15:23 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11515913/Video-shows-close-lid-flush.html

I am going to puke.

I'm not joking here, I thought everybody knew that. Just like you're not supposed to leave toothbrushes out but keep them in the closed cabinet. It cuts down on the aerosolized poop vapor getting onto toothbrushes. Kind of like if you smell it, it's traveled.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 09, 2022, 01:17:10 PM
Also, think about those hand dryers.  They are a habitat for bacteria and blows the fecal matter and any viruses around, so you're essentially coated in it.  Paper towels are the best option, IMO.

Something else, the electricity needed to run those stupid hair dryers for hands and of course the components necessary to build those things and maintain them, it's a big carbon footprint sinkhole. At least a paper towel can end up in more positive places or decomposing and making new soil...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 09, 2022, 02:56:58 PM
Also, think about those hand dryers.  They are a habitat for bacteria and blows the fecal matter and any viruses around, so you're essentially coated in it.  Paper towels are the best option, IMO.

Yeah I read about that recently too.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/cleaning/article-11012147/Doctors-disgusting-experiment-proves-NEVER-use-hand-dryer.html

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 09, 2022, 02:58:03 PM
I'm not joking here, I thought everybody knew that. Just like you're not supposed to leave toothbrushes out but keep them in the closed cabinet. It cuts down on the aerosolized poop vapor getting onto toothbrushes. Kind of like if you smell it, it's traveled.

It's one of those things you "know" but you don't want to think about.

I have a Sonicare toothbrush that charges on the countertop which I now have to relocate.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 09, 2022, 03:00:51 PM
As seen on Pluto TV's Star Trek Channel...

Elizabeth Taylor in a White Diamonds commercial!

A blast from the graveyard of fallen stars...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 09, 2022, 03:13:05 PM
We used to be a proper country.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 09, 2022, 03:27:57 PM
We used to be a proper country.


That was visited by proper aliens. Now degraded into Strieber raping bug eyed degenerates.  :'(

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 09, 2022, 03:31:00 PM
That was visited by proper aliens. Now degraded into Strieber raping bug eyed degenerates.  :'(

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Are those face penises?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 09, 2022, 03:33:37 PM
Are those face penises?

Three Striebers at once man.  It was a swinging era.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 09, 2022, 03:38:46 PM
Three Striebers at once man.  It was a swinging era.

Stinky freakishness... But hey, consenting adu... Huh? Nevermind.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 09, 2022, 05:17:31 PM
It's where she gets her political opinions.
Heh, heh, heh.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 09, 2022, 05:20:34 PM
Three Striebers at once man.  It was a swinging era.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 10, 2022, 12:02:56 PM
Fruit Loops is a scam!!!

Now, this particular product is not normally in my home, but was bought for a Christmas decoration thing. I took the opportunity to separate many pieces by color with the hope of tasting the individual flavors...

They all taste the same! It is a bullshit marketing thing and I want to sue! I am going to ask Falkie for some legal advice!!!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 10, 2022, 12:24:54 PM
Working today and put this JFK lecture on in the background.

16 minutes in and the guy has talked about Bob Frost, Lacoste and alligator shirts, Alex Karras and Ursula Andress.  Not sure where this headed yet.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 10, 2022, 02:21:23 PM
Ah, Ursula
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 11, 2022, 07:02:12 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 12, 2022, 11:06:25 AM

So many reaction videos out there, and most often it's black guys reacting to "white music"  No shortage of reactions to AC/DC and hard rock bands. Some of them are sooo forced and others seem very genuine and sometimes quite funny.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 12, 2022, 11:15:39 AM
We used to get invited to all sorts of cocktail parties and get togethers. There would always be the usual fingerfood displays with meats, cheeses, dips, and of course all sorts of crackers. The better hosts had all of the above but would also offer up a seafood display that featured sushi and other yummies. One of the usual hosts was great and she would have real crab, and that fake/imitation crab that I loved.

MMmm  faaake craaaab..
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 12, 2022, 12:12:33 PM
We used to get invited to all sorts of cocktail parties and get togethers.

Why are you no longer invited to cocktail parties and get togethers? What did you do?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 12, 2022, 12:27:28 PM
Why are you no longer invited to cocktail parties and get togethers? What did you do?

I know the answer to that! They were serving sushi on naked girls and @KSM asked if one of them had crab. The girl thought he asked if she had crabs and got real mad.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 12, 2022, 12:45:29 PM
Why are you no longer invited to cocktail parties and get togethers? What did you do?
The word is on the street that he posts on EllGab.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 12, 2022, 02:07:24 PM
Why are you no longer invited to cocktail parties and get togethers? What did you do?
Well..

After she accepted a very lucrative promotion..
We moved from a Canadian city to just north of Seattle. Had to make all new friends ETC..
Seven months later she decided that she wanted to buy me out of her/our life.
I live in Denver now. I have to buy my own fake crab.

Women can be such (insert word).
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 12, 2022, 04:39:19 PM
Women can be such (insert word).


...wonderous creatures.

Case in point KSM.  I'll assume you don't mind your ladies being a bit busty.  Check out this clip of Fauci strutting his stuff along the streets of NYC. (https://i.imgur.com/wPIzf9p.mp4)  Four grim agents surrounding the F'er in a box formation but check out the angel in gold back in the 5 position.  Beaming a radiant smile, breastages just a flopping all over and her left arm behind her back on the trigger on an FN P90 ready to waste half the pedistrians on Central Park West quicker than one can say "Gain of function".
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 13, 2022, 09:13:36 AM
Heh heh

Yeah I noticed her right away. The grin almost separates her from the pack.  Is Fauci a tiny guy?

...wonderous creatures.

Case in point KSM.  I'll assume you don't mind your ladies being a bit busty.  Check out this clip of Fauci strutting his stuff along the streets of NYC. (https://i.imgur.com/wPIzf9p.mp4)  Four grim agents surrounding the F'er in a box formation but check out the angel in gold back in the 5 position.  Beaming a radiant smile, breastages just a flopping all over and her left arm behind her back on the trigger on an FN P90 ready to waste half the pedistrians on Central Park West quicker than one can say "Gain of function".
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 13, 2022, 09:29:09 AM
Is Fauci a tiny guy?

He's over 80 and was a manlet to begin with.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 13, 2022, 09:48:43 AM
He's over 80 and was a manlet to begin with.
Life is like a box of Manlet's

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 13, 2022, 09:59:04 AM
She's a fan. She's trying to get close enough to tell Fauci her covid success story without getting shot and poking out her own eye
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 13, 2022, 10:13:04 AM
She's a fan. She's trying to get close enough to tell Fauci her covid success story without getting shot and poking out her own eye

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 13, 2022, 05:22:21 PM
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@HamsterMuscle sending out his Christmas cards, I see.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 13, 2022, 10:15:23 PM
She's a fan. She's trying to get close enough to tell Fauci her covid success story without getting shot and poking out her own eye

Lily,  you know we're right about tiny Fauci and all the lies. You people on the left want neeeed to believe in the bunk they spoon-feed you about so many things. 



@TigerLily
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 13, 2022, 11:26:28 PM
Lily,  you know we're right about tiny Fauci and all the lies. You people on the left want neeeed to believe in the bunk they spoon-feed you about so many things. 



@TigerLily

You should be looking in the mirror when you say that, Buster. @KSM   You noticed when Trump got the Wuhan from his own super spreader event  he couldn't wait to jump on that helicopter and fly to Walter Reed and get that First Class Fauci protocol. All of it provided by our tax dollars
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 13, 2022, 11:28:22 PM
You should be looking in the mirror when you say that, Buster. You noticed when Trump got the Wuhan from his own super spreader event  he couldn't wait to jump on the helicopter and fly to Walter Reed and get that First Class Fauci protocol. All of that provided by our tax dollars

Fauci was an ivermectin proponent?

Fauci not only the highest paid government employee ever, he made millions in pharmaceutical stock.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 14, 2022, 12:35:02 AM

Fauci was an ivermectin proponent?

Fauci not only the highest paid government employee ever, he made millions in pharmaceutical stock.


He also gets royalties on patents he (read: interns and low-level staff) developed on the job we were already paying him to do (try doing that working in the private sector).

He claims it ''wasn't much'', but the amounts aren't disclosed.  I'm guessing it was millions.

Pretty good for a hack who lied and failed on the Aids epidemic, and lied and failed on the Covid pandemic.

He's going to retire and ignore Congressional subpoenas, in an attempt to not answer questions or be accountable.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 14, 2022, 12:46:26 AM
You should be looking in the mirror when you say that, Buster. @KSM   You noticed when Trump got the Wuhan from his own super spreader event  he couldn't wait to jump on that helicopter and fly to Walter Reed and get that First Class Fauci protocol. All of it provided by our tax dollars
When President Trump became infected with the china (small c) flu was it not in his/OUR best interest AS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD to take the necessary measures to be certain not to infect others by making himself scarce?  BTW you must be spreading out quite well down there with all the hardly human scum flooding into the US with all their..  germs. Thankfully, we can rest easy knowing that we have our trusted fauci to be sure they're all tested before they are scattered around the country like diseased carrying scumbag seeds.

AND THEY'RE BROWN!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 14, 2022, 03:34:50 AM
When President Trump became infected with the china (small c) flu was it not in his/OUR best interest AS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD to take the necessary measures to be certain not to infect others by making himself scarce?  BTW you must be spreading out quite well down there with all the hardly human scum flooding into the US with all their..  germs. Thankfully, we can rest easy knowing that we have our trusted fauci to be sure they're all tested before they are scattered around the country like diseased carrying scumbag seeds.

AND THEY'RE BROWN!!!
Hey, buddy, you’re talking Nancy’s children of God!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on December 14, 2022, 03:38:17 AM
Stealth Van Video

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 14, 2022, 03:53:52 AM
This thread sure is delivering on the stupid promise!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 14, 2022, 09:44:49 AM
...and the vermin come crawling out from under their rocks right on cue

Sorry, not you Bart. And Up All Night that looks like one sweet home away from home
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 14, 2022, 10:02:18 AM
This thread sure is delivering on the stupid promise!
...and the vermin come crawling out from under their rocks right on cue

Sorry, not you Bart. And Up All Night that looks like one sweet home away from home

Both of you, so easily baited. So predictable.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 14, 2022, 11:40:22 AM
Both of you, so easily baited. So predictable.

You feel seen!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 15, 2022, 05:16:47 PM
If you are one of those creepy people who calls your pet your "fur baby" AND your vet tells you there is nothing he can do for your pet AND you decide to put said pet down... isn't that just a really late term abortion... a bit of playing God?

Along the same lines - why are people ok with putting their beloved pets down to "spare them the pain" but not willing to do the same for the humans they love?
The doctor tells you there is nothing they can do for grandad so you give the doc the ole nod and a wink and suddenly they stop feeding him...
it's all the death with none of the guilt!
Why not just have the vet come in with his needle and take out grandad while you cuddle him?
Him being grandad, not sure why you would be cuddling the vet.
Also - not sure if vets use needles to off your pet or if they have some sort of gas chamber like Falkie's Uncle Addie had.

A closing thought - doesn't evolution mean, at some point, a human baby was sucking monkey tit?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 15, 2022, 05:23:03 PM
Vet - how are her tits?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 15, 2022, 05:27:43 PM
Vet - how are her tits?

A female vet?
How progressive of you!

THAT IS NOT A KITCHEN.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 15, 2022, 05:27:45 PM
Vet - how are her tits?

Apparently rather monkey like. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 15, 2022, 05:30:42 PM
Apparently rather monkey like.

Unless things kicked off with 2 adult humans then there was that crossover point when you were breastfeeding off of monkey tit.
I may have just proved Adam and Eve in time for Christmas!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 15, 2022, 05:33:26 PM
Unless things kicked off with 2 adult humans then there was that crossover point when you were breastfeeding off of monkey tit.
I may have just proved Adam and Eve in time for Christmas!


This kind of leads into its own little world on the internet.  Who knew?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 15, 2022, 05:34:33 PM
...  Who knew?

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Bart
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on December 15, 2022, 05:34:53 PM

This kind of leads into its own little world on the internet.  Who knew?

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It's the circle of titty life.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 17, 2022, 09:54:30 PM
Who?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 18, 2022, 06:09:51 AM
Who?
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LOL. That freak show has been dead for decades.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 18, 2022, 02:55:05 PM
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1604602829309607943

He may be a crazy ass Scientologist, but this is seriously cool. He is 60 years old, looks about 40 (yes, I know it's plastic surgery and fillers) and still does his own stunts.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 18, 2022, 04:11:36 PM
LOL. That freak show has been dead for decades.

It got tiresome when Will Ferrell and Cheri O'Teri did the cheerleaders skits.  Chris Farley, David Spade, Dennis Miller Norm MacDonald and Phil Hartman. Anybody newer and I'll have a difficult time identifying them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 18, 2022, 05:31:23 PM
Pop music was VERY different not that long ago











This particular style doesn't exist anymore
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 18, 2022, 05:32:53 PM


Don't care what anyone says, one of the greatest living rockstars.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 18, 2022, 05:42:17 PM


This guy died last year. Solid album from 2002/2003
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 18, 2022, 05:55:47 PM
It got tiresome when Will Ferrell and Cheri O'Teri did the cheerleaders skits.  Chris Farley, David Spade, Dennis Miller Norm MacDonald and Phil Hartman. Anybody newer and I'll have a difficult time identifying them.
Those characters are definitely on my fringe. I always enjoyed Norm. SNL use to have some hilarious skits but those were decades ago, when there was still a sense of humor, sometimes even politically incorrect, heaven forbid. ;) It’s a real shame the bastards keep trying to shame folks for having a good laugh over something they’re ridiculously sensitive about.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 18, 2022, 07:08:10 PM


Don't care what anyone says, one of the greatest living rockstars.

Noel can sing AND I love his pop sensibilities.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 22, 2022, 07:36:29 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 23, 2022, 12:51:18 PM
I offered to fly coach for a bump in my cash payment...

Their answer was "no." I would be getting peanuts, the plane people would get a mint.  Something's up and they could afford more.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 23, 2022, 01:06:39 PM
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@sean92008 What the hell is that? ^^^^^^^^^^^
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 23, 2022, 02:12:41 PM
@sean92008 What the hell is that? ^^^^^^^^^^^

That, my kind sir, is an unraveling wick from a scented candle that came from some boutique shop.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on December 23, 2022, 02:19:05 PM
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That is an amazing photo. Not kidding.

I am going to steal that and sell it as an NFT to a stupid person. No use in it going to waste here.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 23, 2022, 02:53:49 PM
That, my kind sir, is an unraveling wick from a scented candle that came from some boutique shop.
AHHH   looks spooky

That is an amazing photo. Not kidding.

I am going to steal that and sell it as an NFT to a stupid person. No use in it going to waste here.

It is a good one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on December 23, 2022, 04:05:54 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 23, 2022, 05:22:33 PM
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What a lovely story. ❤ I still think he made a stupid James Bond
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 23, 2022, 06:24:05 PM
What a lovely story. ❤ I still think he made a stupid James Bond

YOU'RE LYING! You and I had a discussion ON THE DAMN PHONE about 007! I suggested the perfect Bond would be a mix of Moore and Connery. You agreed! C'mon   Man!    @TigerLily




fuck sakes ::)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 23, 2022, 06:24:13 PM
What a lovely story. ❤ I still think he made a stupid James Bond

I liked him as 007, I loved The Saint, but he pulled 007 off well. I thought. Connery and Dalton were the only other Bonds I saw and I liked them all.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 23, 2022, 06:28:04 PM
I liked him as 007, I loved The Saint, but he pulled 007 off well. I thought. Connery and Dalton were the only other Bonds I saw and I liked them all.

WHAAAAT DA' FOCK!!?? DALTON? B & S! No!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 23, 2022, 06:37:57 PM
Everyone's favorite Bond is the one they grew up with. I can watch Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies like Howard Hughes used to watch Ice Station Zebra.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 23, 2022, 06:46:42 PM
WHAAAAT DA' FOCK!!?? DALTON? B & S! No!

Timothy himself.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 23, 2022, 06:52:28 PM


"What the hell is he doing??"

"His job"

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One of the most badass M lines in the series
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 23, 2022, 07:08:53 PM
Everyone's favorite Bond is the one they grew up with. I can watch Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies like Howard Hughes used to watch Ice Station Zebra.


I love Goldeneye and TND! They're in my top 10 007's. He was a great Bond.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on December 23, 2022, 07:11:27 PM


"What the hell is he doing??"

"His job"

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One of the most badass M lines in the series
”Back seat driver…” Ha!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 23, 2022, 07:13:55 PM
I love Goldeneye and TND! They're in my top 10 007's. He was a great Bond.

I had to complete laser disc collection starting from the first all the way through I think License to Kill, that was Timothy Dalton right? I even got a couple of promotional posters that had a misspelling.

It was around that time that I had a job offer at mgm's offices up in LA. Had a bad experience at my friend's house in North Hollywood because there was no parking. I ended up not taking the job. But I got all the laser discs for like $5 each or something.  A lot of them I didn't even open. I got stuff like gone with the wind as well because those were limited run laserdiscs for licensing purposes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 23, 2022, 07:21:43 PM
I love Goldeneye and TND! They're in my top 10 007's. He was a great Bond.

He really was, they did him dirty with that last Die Another Day atrocity and then dropped him for Daniel Craig after Barbara Broccoli saw him in Layer Cake

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Top 10, no particular order:

Tomorrow Never Dies
Goldeneye
Goldfinger
Thunderball
The Spy Who Loved Me
Skyfall
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
For Your Eyes Only
A View to a Kill
Quantum of Solace (ok, really only for the opening sequence, the script was completely fucked, as Daniel Craig says)
https://www.indiewire.com/2011/12/daniel-craig-says-writers-strike-fucked-quantum-of-solace-he-rewrote-scenes-with-marc-forster-114248/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 23, 2022, 10:12:23 PM
I bought all my kids cars. The cars are titled in my name for the younger ones.

A totaled car is it. I get the insurance money and I don't replace the car, they have to buy the replacement. The Bank of Dad does give interest free loans and I'm the lienholder on the title. Along with a contract, they have to keep timely payments plus ledgers of all earnings and expenses as it's a sliding scale car payment.

One child is pushing the limits and I don't give a fuck about family if my trust and effort is thrown to the wayside.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 23, 2022, 10:46:35 PM
YOU'RE LYING! You and I had a discussion ON THE DAMN PHONE about 007! I suggested the perfect Bond would be a mix of Moore and Connery. You agreed! C'mon   Man!    @TigerLily




fuck sakes ::)

One of us must have been drunk during that conversation, @KSM  and it wasn't me. Well. Maybe tipsy on wine but not drunk enough to think Roger Moore made a good 007. I liked the original Sean Connery and a close second is the latest Daniel Craig. Maybe I was just trying to humor you or get in your pants
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 24, 2022, 12:40:54 AM
The next Bond will be the best Bond...

An obese body-positive, gender fluid, they.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on December 24, 2022, 01:37:58 AM
get in your pants

{shudder}  Please God that was not the intention
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 24, 2022, 06:05:08 AM
One of us must have been drunk during that conversation, @KSM  and it wasn't me. Well. Maybe tipsy on wine but not drunk enough to think Roger Moore made a good 007. I liked the original Sean Connery and a close second is the latest Daniel Craig. Maybe I was just trying to humor you or get in your pants

..I wasn't wearing any pants that day. So..

Aaawkward..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 24, 2022, 07:45:03 AM
Working on Christmas eve day. Me, my office, and one empty high-rise. Quite peaceful, and I have food.. and drink.  :D
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 24, 2022, 09:34:44 AM
{shudder}  Please God that was not the intention

No. Just wanted to make sure anyone reading hadn't already slipped into an eggnogg coma. Shocks are the best way to revive anyone in that condition
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 24, 2022, 10:28:43 AM
Working on Christmas eve day. Me, my office, and one empty high-rise. Quite peaceful, and I have food.. and drink.  :D
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Waiting for the Die Hard scenario to start, no doubt. Question: Pants or no pants?

Shocks are the best way to revive anyone in that condition

AC, DC, or the news that Richard Simmons is straight?
😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on December 24, 2022, 10:53:30 AM
I was just trying to humor you or get in your pants

.
Quote
I wasn't wearing any pants that day. So..

Aaawkward..

When phone sex goes wrong.  :-X
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 24, 2022, 03:59:19 PM
Vera looking down at traffic and snow falling.  :)  Fixated n' captivated
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 24, 2022, 04:02:50 PM
Vera looking down at traffic and snow falling.  :)  Fixated n' captivated

Thinking "stupid humans, why are they outside?"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 24, 2022, 04:07:41 PM
Thinking "stupid humans, why are they outside?"
No doubt. That's late Wednesday night as the big cyclone thing began to roll through town.


Baby it was collld outside.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 27, 2022, 03:20:55 PM
https://twitter.com/fearthefloof/status/1607784198940790785

I cannot stop watching this
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 27, 2022, 04:09:16 PM
https://twitter.com/fearthefloof/status/1607784198940790785

I cannot stop watching this
Good God.  ;D

Fast food. Slow adults.
Title: Christmas was late, pissed, missing, and wanted
Post by: ItsOver on December 28, 2022, 11:29:57 AM
…Christmas, 34, is charged with three felonies including aggravated kidnapping, robbery with bodily injury, and retaliation after an attack.
The charging documents state that Christmas had several issues of not showing up for work and that she would come in late. After several write-ups, she was fired on Dec. 12.
On Dec. 13, Christmas and her 15-year-old daughter went to the Smoothie King on Richmond Avenue near the Galleria to pick up a check when the manager told Christmas that she was fired…If you have any information on Christmas' whereabouts, contact the Houston Police Department.

https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/woman-beaten-kidnapped-dragged/285-77eda343-af80-4f6-8736-6a55817edae2

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A not so merry Christmas. ;)  ;D

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 28, 2022, 02:04:24 PM
She showed up to pick up her check, I don't see where he had the right to say she wasn't showing up. Christ, smoothies are racist now.
🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 29, 2022, 03:09:12 AM
The criminal should not have done those illegal and harmful things.  But the business was stupid as Hell to mention her being fired right in front of her teen daughter, and as second-hand info, too.  Also, it's really, really rude as well as risky to fire people, lay them off or cut hours in the weeks leading up to Christmas.  Obviously this woman had attendance issues, but we are not hearing the whole story.  Perhaps she also has a rare blood disease requiring frequent hospitalizations which may have used up her FMLA.  Maybe her house burned down & she is staying in a shelter which has a curfew.  We don't know.  It would have been way more prudent to let her go after the New Year.  People are just stupid in the unnecessary risks they take, the risk of aggravated retaliation.  As for the criminal, well I can't imagine anyone but an addict doing stuff like that.  But I really don't know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 29, 2022, 03:42:04 AM
The Hall of Fame has one where Senda is called Falkie.  Does that mean "Falkie" is Senda's nickname?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 29, 2022, 05:02:29 AM
The Hall of Fame has one where Senda is called Falkie.  Does that mean "Falkie" is Senda's nickname?

He uses the handle Falkie or Falkenberg on message boards - often with a year appended as a suffix. On Bellgab he is Falkie2013 (https://bellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1894)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 29, 2022, 07:07:07 AM
@Sofia, if that employee had attendance issues because of a rare medical condition or housing problem, etc, it is that person's responsibility to at least notify the employer so that other staff can be brought in to cover the shift. Let's face it, she didn't do that. Calling in and being responsible wouldn't have gotten that result.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 29, 2022, 07:13:43 AM
OK, look past the horrible article writing. The guy may have a beard but he writes like he's in fifth grade, tops.

There's more to the story and she has been arrested. Not the first time, surprised?

https://original.newsbreak.com/@edy-zoo-1600640/2871891660471-smoothie-king-manager-abducted-by-ex-employee-after-alleged-yelling-and-head-slamming-incident
Title: Re: “Don’t ruin Christmas for Christmas!”
Post by: ItsOver on December 29, 2022, 07:28:58 AM
OK, look past the horrible article writing. The guy may have a beard but he writes like he's in fifth grade, tops.

There's more to the story and she has been arrested. Not the first time, surprised?

https://original.newsbreak.com/@edy-zoo-1600640/2871891660471-smoothie-king-manager-abducted-by-ex-employee-after-alleged-yelling-and-head-slamming-incident
”In an attempt to get what she wanted, Christmas grabbed the manager by the neck and began slamming her head into the wall while shouting, "You're not going to ruin my Christmas," as witnesses looked on in horror…”

There’s nothing like “the Christmas spirit.” Am I right, homie? Don’t ruin Christmas for Christmas!  :o ::) ;D  Eh, Christmas be cray cray!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 29, 2022, 10:15:40 AM
One of my almost 10-year-old cats has a regular routine that involves daily doses of numerous medicines. Usually, he's very good about things. There is one dosage that he isn't comfortable with, but he makes himself available for. He actually jumps up onto a counter for that dosage...

Today he changed up his routine and walked away from the medicine that's mixed in with his food. Then he went to begging for another medicine. Since that last medicine is something he begs for many times a day, He needs to eat his other medicine first. It's cute to see this little mind try to figure out why I'm not giving him the treat he so courteously asks for.

I know his little brain is pretty much maxed out, him trying to figure out what's going on it's just so incredibly cute/fun/adorable. I am trying to reassure him without giving in to his breaking of routine.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on December 29, 2022, 11:47:27 AM
https://twitter.com/iamyesyouareno/status/1608533342428844033

Oof
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 29, 2022, 08:39:11 PM
@Sofia, if that employee had attendance issues because of a rare medical condition or housing problem, etc, it is that person's responsibility to at least notify the employer so that other staff can be brought in to cover the shifts. Let's face it, she didn't do that. Calling in and being responsible wouldn't have gotten that result.
  I say that until evidence is provided, there were no attendance issues.  They just didn't like her.  Also, if evidence of attendance issues becomes available, I still say she called ahead of time responsibly unless there is evidence to the contrary.  I almost always believe in "innocent until proven guilty" even for shitheads like this horrible person.  They should not have fired her or anyone at Christmas time except for egregiousness, let alone someone whose name sake is "Christmas".  They should have given her a severance as a basic security precaution, too, especially if they knew she had bad character, as she does.  It's far better to lose 2 weeks' of payroll money than to face the wrath or retaliation.  If the severance included jewelry, it would have also been free advertising for them every time the dismissed employee wore it & received a compliment.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 29, 2022, 08:40:16 PM
Argh!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 29, 2022, 08:52:39 PM
https://twitter.com/iamyesyouareno/status/1608533342428844033

Oof
For the record, not all multi-cultural feminists believe in those vaccines.
Title: Re: “Don’t ruin Christmas for Christmas!”
Post by: Sofia on December 29, 2022, 08:55:24 PM
”In an attempt to get what she wanted, Christmas grabbed the manager by the neck and began slamming her head into the wall while shouting, "You're not going to ruin my Christmas," as witnesses looked on in horror…”

There’s nothing like “the Christmas spirit.” Am I right, homie? Don’t ruin Christmas for Christmas!  :o ::) ;D  Eh, Christmas be cray cray!


People gotta be really careful with girls named Christmas, Devine, Heaven, Madonna, etc...  You're potentially dealing with seriously narcissistic children.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 29, 2022, 09:01:16 PM
OK, look past the horrible article writing. The guy may have a beard but he writes like he's in fifth grade, tops.

There's more to the story and she has been arrested. Not the first time, surprised?

https://original.newsbreak.com/@edy-zoo-1600640/2871891660471-smoothie-king-manager-abducted-by-ex-employee-after-alleged-yelling-and-head-slamming-incident
Yes, she has bad character.  However, I like the guy's matter-of-fact writing style.  But post-pandemic I am seeing more typos than ever, that's true.
Title: Re: “Don’t ruin Christmas for Christmas!”
Post by: PB on December 29, 2022, 09:01:18 PM
People gotta be really careful with girls named Christmas, Devine, Heaven, Madonna, etc...  You're potentially dealing with seriously narcissistic children.

Or strippers!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 29, 2022, 09:02:06 PM
He uses the handle Falkie or Falkenberg on message boards - often with a year appended as a suffix. On Bellgab he is Falkie2013 (https://bellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1894)
Okay, so I've been trying to get at the bottom of this for years because, um, "Falkie" died.    .....right?
Title: Re: “Don’t ruin Christmas for Christmas!”
Post by: Sofia on December 29, 2022, 09:02:22 PM
Or strippers!
Yes, at least we agree on that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 29, 2022, 09:26:33 PM
Okay, so I've been trying to get at the bottom of this for years because, um, "Falkie" died.    .....right?

Three times actually - to hear him tell it. Each time he got back alive though.  The current incantation is very much alive and doing well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 29, 2022, 11:11:53 PM
Happy Birthtime, Demi Moore!  11:11 seein' it every day.  Snorway gets the word out.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 29, 2022, 11:13:12 PM
Three times actually - to hear him tell it. Each time he got back alive though.  The current incantation is very much alive and doing well.
Thanks.  Prior to the pandemic, around 2019, I saw a pic of Falkie but he had brown shaggy hair.  So confusing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 29, 2022, 11:13:38 PM
And the lady will do all the work then 2nd half...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 01, 2023, 09:29:52 AM
https://twitter.com/OnlyFansPostinL/status/1609544524627599368
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 01, 2023, 02:56:24 PM
https://twitter.com/OnlyFansPostinL/status/1609544524627599368
Easy come easy go. All she needs to do is stay in a related field... Stripping, prostitution, massage parlor...
Title: THE AFRICAN BLACK FOOTED CAT
Post by: ItsOver on January 05, 2023, 05:33:50 AM
First I’d heard of it.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 08, 2023, 09:21:28 AM
This one time in 1998 a harmonica player sat beside me on a flight.
I knew he was a harmonica player because he gave me his business card right after he sat down.
About an hour in he tells me he is going to order a coffee with 1 milk and 2 sugars.
Then he delivered this line...
"Speaking of milk, Cloris Leachman has great tits."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 08, 2023, 10:41:15 PM
This one time in 1998 a harmonica player sat beside me on a flight.
I knew he was a harmonica player because he gave me his business card right after he sat down.
About an hour in he tells me he is going to order a coffee with 1 milk and 2 sugars.
Then he delivered this line...
"Speaking of milk, Cloris Leachman has great tits."
I think you just bring out the best interesting in people
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rainman on January 09, 2023, 02:24:34 AM
1-2-2005 Art talks about his sister, Jessie and her dog, Maggie. They won an Animal Planet contest.

Which for some reason brings to mind, did Hollywood ever get around to making that Beautiful Jim Key film starring Morgan Freeman? I think not.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 09, 2023, 08:00:39 PM
You know the flex tape guy, the one who uses their tape to make a boat out of chicken wire?

Now they have a flood protection sealing system.  They are banking on panic over global warming. Funny enough, you can seal the windows and doors all day long, but water goes through walls on everything but some of the most expensive construction jobs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 13, 2023, 04:16:47 PM
Could it be that they were constantly so loud and obnoxious that nobody bothered to pay close attention before somebody murdered them?
https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/13/idaho-murder-victim-xana-kernodle-talk-cops-noise-complaint-house-new-video-bryan-kohberger-body-cam/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 13, 2023, 04:26:13 PM
This one time in 1998 a harmonica player sat beside me on a flight.
I knew he was a harmonica player because he gave me his business card right after he sat down.
About an hour in he tells me he is going to order a coffee with 1 milk and 2 sugars.
Then he delivered this line...
"Speaking of milk, Cloris Leachman has great tits."

Wow @Bart Ell!  Was it one of the Harmonicats?  You and @Uncle Duke always meet cool and exciting people on flights. I always pull either a militant lesbian type or a fat guy in an Aloha shirt that smells like soup.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 13, 2023, 05:29:37 PM
I always pull either a militant lesbian type or a fat guy in an Aloha shirt that smells like soup.  :'(

It's because you fly domestic.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 13, 2023, 07:02:57 PM
The Harmonicats being mentioned here?  Wow!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on January 15, 2023, 03:25:41 AM
“Michael Bay Fights Charges in Italy Over Killing a Pigeon”

“I was offered by the Italian authorities a chance to settle this matter by paying a small fine, but I declined to do so because I would not plead guilty to having harmed an animal,” Bay added.“

https://www.thewrap.com/michael-bay-italy-pigeon-killing-exclusive/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 15, 2023, 11:47:35 PM
Christine was my first "older woman"... In my head...



Somehow this was on my suggested videos.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 16, 2023, 03:45:59 PM
Panic today.  :o :o :o

Mondays are a big workout. Workout #1 Chest, Delts & Tri's. Halfway through I remembered that I was out of protein powder AND milk. Had to have a can of Bush beans with wieners as a post workout meal. By Golly!! Hmm, what to do for a post meal tomorrow.. This is an outrage!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on January 16, 2023, 03:54:33 PM
I now understand why the room with your indoor trainer is called a “Pain Cave”.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 16, 2023, 04:08:59 PM
I now understand why the room with your indoor trainer is called a “Pain Cave”.
Although I have never worked officially in the profession, I am a fully licensed personal trainer. I don't know why people cannot just get their shit together and do it all on their own. Sure, there are certain circumstances where a PT is best but in the average case, save your money and do it on your own.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on January 16, 2023, 04:40:45 PM
Panic today.  :o :o :o

Mondays are a big workout. Workout #1 Chest, Delts & Tri's. Halfway through I remembered that I was out of protein powder AND milk. Had to have a can of Bush beans with wieners as a post workout meal. By Golly!! Hmm, what to do for a post meal tomorrow.. This is an outrage!
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“Mmmm… beans with wieners.”

What… no sardines?”
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on January 16, 2023, 04:47:42 PM
Although I have never worked officially in the profession, I am a fully licensed personal trainer. I don't know why people cannot just get their shit together and do it all on their own. Sure, there are certain circumstances where a PT is best but in the average case, save your money and do it on your own.
I was unclear.  I meant indoor smart bike trainer.  I sweat, swear and whine in there when it is too cold or wet to ride outside.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 16, 2023, 04:59:35 PM
I meant indoor smart bike trainer. 

You need someone to teach you when to ring your bell and how to pack your basket or do they just tell you which sundress goes best with your bike color?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on January 16, 2023, 05:01:52 PM
You need someone to teach you when to ring your bell and how to pack your basket or do they just tell you which sundress goes best with your bike color?
I heard a podcast on the difficulties of being bald and in the music industry.  Do you have any personal anecdotes to share?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 16, 2023, 05:04:24 PM
I heard a podcast on the difficulties of being bald and in the music industry.  Do you have any personal anecdotes to share?

I do!
I once saw Bret Michaels without his wigdana.
Fun related bonus fact - being a member of Poison is still less fruity than riding a bicycle.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 16, 2023, 05:53:02 PM


What… no sardines?”
AHH  Sardines tomorrow. With rice.



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Um, we have a thread for that. Remember, worst album covers are called for as well.  ;)
Title: The Bat Lady … releasing bats
Post by: ItsOver on January 18, 2023, 07:25:49 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 18, 2023, 03:47:02 PM
https://twitter.com/UltraDane/status/1615469302358093827

All of this...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 18, 2023, 04:50:29 PM
https://twitter.com/UltraDane/status/1615469302358093827



Who could blame her.

Imagine being called Schmo Biden.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on January 19, 2023, 08:27:19 AM
I do!
I once saw Bret Michaels without his wigdana.
Fun related bonus fact - being a member of Poison is still less fruity than riding a bicycle.

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Wow! I've actually never payed them any attention before - they have juicy instagram lips! Which is a bit unsettling on a man. Thanks for that @Bart Ell . I'll never scroll insta the same again.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 20, 2023, 11:25:14 AM
This story is absolutely wild.

"How a high school jock from Texas rose to the top of one of Mexico's most powerful and ruthless cartels"

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https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/an-american-drug-lord-in-acapulco-243702/

As of November... feds won't say where he is, but he's not in custody.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/30/us/drug-trafficker-la-barbie-not-in-custody/index.html

https://nypost.com/2023/01/19/missing-cartel-hitman-la-barbie-may-now-be-federal-witness/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2023, 12:41:28 PM
Somebody is going to be marketing his likeness after his death...
https://twitter.com/TheRealBuzz/status/1616600085441159168
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2023, 01:01:51 PM
Is that not Lisa Marie Presley, not Jinger Duggar?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2023, 01:40:45 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2023, 02:22:17 PM
I am suffering from limited mobility today. I'll have to eat lying down.  So, what does the spawn of Satan make for my only meal today?  Noodles.

My laughing is completely warranted.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 21, 2023, 02:41:06 PM
I am suffering from limited mobility today. I'll have to eat lying down.  So, what does the spawn of Satan make for my only meal today?  Noodles.

My laughing is completely warranted.

You mean like, Ramen noodles?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2023, 03:46:40 PM
You mean like, Ramen noodles?
😔
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 22, 2023, 07:20:03 AM
😔
@sean92008

What flavor of noodles is on the menu today?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 22, 2023, 10:39:45 AM
@sean92008

What flavor of noodles is on the menu today?

I am determined to not ask for food today. I'd ask for a handjob, but, in her social status, only whores do those...

Always encouraging that, with every message to my primary care physician, I get a reminder to prepare my advance care directive. 

I guess I blew it waiting to put this guitar back together, I could be relearning it.

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E-series Squier with American Custom shop pickups (pickguard was for a 22-fret neck). The trem was a vintage Fender bent saddle from Japan.  Total weight is under 8.2lbs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 22, 2023, 11:25:35 AM
https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1616918970820628480
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 22, 2023, 11:42:12 AM
https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1616918970820628480

I swore The Shining was a 70s movie. I was surprised to see that it was released in 1980... As was Popeye!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 22, 2023, 01:11:01 PM
https://twitter.com/JonErlichman/status/1616799162049368069
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 22, 2023, 03:48:38 PM
https://twitter.com/JonErlichman/status/1616799162049368069

I wonder how many Irish fingers, thumbs, arms, ears and flesh have been severed up to the release day.

The stories I heard were horrible.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 23, 2023, 04:03:43 PM
I just read an article saying the Vikings did not wear horned helmets.  Richard Wagner made them up for his Ring Cycle.  I’m most upset.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 24, 2023, 01:21:22 PM
I wonder how many Irish fingers, thumbs, arms, ears and flesh have been severed up to the release day.

The stories I heard were horrible.

One of the best documentaries I've ever seen on the DeLorean fiasco:



"The Donald Trump of his day"
"...pioneered the business executive as a celebrity"

Funnily enough, Trump's Bedminster golf course IS the old John DeLorean estate.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on January 28, 2023, 10:15:54 AM
I must have accidentally wondered into Hell. I’m in a coffee shop with an instrumental version of “Me and Julio down by the schoolyard” playing in the background.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 28, 2023, 12:30:58 PM
I must have accidentally wondered into Hell. I’m in a coffee shop with an instrumental version of “Me and Julio down by the schoolyard” playing in the background.  :P

Do you remember the skit? SNL? Paul Simon in the elevator?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 28, 2023, 02:04:22 PM
Do you remember the skit? SNL? Paul Simon in the elevator?
Do you remember this one?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on January 28, 2023, 02:56:02 PM
Do you remember this one?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Heh, heh, heh… I missed that one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on January 28, 2023, 02:58:02 PM
Do you remember the skit? SNL? Paul Simon in the elevator?
Eh, nope.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 28, 2023, 03:06:24 PM
Eh, nope.

I searched for it and it appears that it is hidden behind the SNL DVD paywall. Maybe it's a music copyright thing. It's worth searching out...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 28, 2023, 03:19:22 PM
There is a real toilet company called Niagara. Humm.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on January 28, 2023, 04:18:41 PM
I searched for it and it appears that it is hidden behind the SNL DVD paywall. Maybe it's a music copyright thing. It's worth searching out...
I’m still traumatized by being raped by Julio in the schoolyard. With a freaking violin.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 31, 2023, 01:24:52 PM
https://twitter.com/Drunk3po/status/1620435146028765185

I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of "MILFs" until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 31, 2023, 01:32:18 PM
https://twitter.com/Drunk3po/status/1620435146028765185

I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of "MILFs" until we can figure out what the hell is going on.


The show creator has been watching some Japanese porn, I see.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 31, 2023, 02:06:39 PM
Milf Manor?   If they make crap like that, Senda should have a show. Give him just enough budget to make it interesting but not enough where he is set.  Say like a 75 grand and then watch the mayhem.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on January 31, 2023, 02:09:25 PM
Milf Manor?   If they make crap like that, Senda should have a show. Give him just enough budget to make it interesting but not enough where he is set.  Say like a 75 grand and then watch the mayhem.

He's allegedly been submitted to the "Hoarders: Buried Alive" producers before; nothing came of it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 31, 2023, 05:04:43 PM
https://twitter.com/Drunk3po/status/1620435146028765185

I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of "MILFs" until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

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We already know what's going on.  The destruction of America and the West by the people we aren't allowed to criticize under risk of a Merrick Gargland FBI raid and arrest as ''insurrectionists''.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 31, 2023, 05:10:44 PM

We already know what's going on.  The destruction of America and the West by the people we aren't allowed to criticize under risk of a Merrick Gargland FBI raid and arrest as ''insurrectionists''.

This is called sissy cloud raging.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 31, 2023, 05:27:17 PM
This is called sissy cloud raging.

Have you switched genders yet?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 31, 2023, 05:31:19 PM
Things are so tame these days.
MILF Manor?
It's got nothing on It's Just Wrong.

Fathers undressing daughters, sons undressing mothers...

https://archive.org/details/stern-e-show-uncensored-its-just-wrong-father-daughter
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 31, 2023, 05:36:49 PM
Have you switched genders yet?

Do you need this info in order to adjust your fantasies about me, sailor?

Ever watch Siobhan or Blue Iris ride the Sybian?

https://xxxbunker.com/howard_stern_blue_iris_on_the_sybian

https://www.xvideos.com/video263646/howard_stern_-_tera_patrick_and_siobahn_ride_the_sybian

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 31, 2023, 06:05:14 PM
Most of the MILFs on those shows are missing the ILF.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 31, 2023, 06:06:23 PM
Most of the MILFs on those shows are missing the ILF.

And the M should be a G
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on January 31, 2023, 06:24:18 PM
https://twitter.com/Drunk3po/status/1620435146028765185

I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of "MILFs" until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

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There's more plastic in that group than in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 01, 2023, 08:38:47 AM
https://twitter.com/einsce/status/1620525383899836416

https://twitter.com/AishaQueenTX/status/1620796344830140416

AI is getting terrifying.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 01, 2023, 01:36:41 PM
https://twitter.com/einsce/status/1620525383899836416

https://twitter.com/AishaQueenTX/status/1620796344830140416

AI is getting terrifying.
This would be great to show to all the uneducated... Hahaha.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 02, 2023, 10:26:34 PM
The filter used cannot hide butt fugly. Adam's apple much???

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 05, 2023, 11:07:00 AM
Throwing away crap from my past... I am only keeping standardized testing results from school, not my grades, and I'm getting rid of a lot of other stuff. Can't take it with me, whether I move or die...

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This was something that was sent to me by a friend with The Liquid Tapedeck. I publicly supported the Soy Bombing of the Bob Dylan performance at the Grammys.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 05, 2023, 11:30:34 AM
The filter used cannot hide butt fugly. Adam's apple much???

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ick

"massage and release" 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 05, 2023, 11:45:21 AM
ick

"massage and release"
Did Hamster move to La Jolla?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 05, 2023, 11:49:46 AM
Did Hamster move to La Jolla?
HA!

He does seem to be MIA all the sudden. I figured he was just shoved up some dudes bum for the last few days. But you may be right.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 05, 2023, 12:05:13 PM
HA!

He does seem to be MIA all the sudden. I figured he was just shoved up some dudes bum for the last few days. But you may be right.
It’ll be just a short hop and a jump via air now, to get close to his favorite EG’er, PB, up in NorCal. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 05, 2023, 12:20:40 PM
The filter used cannot hide butt fugly. Adam's apple much???

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This is the stuff of nightmares.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 05, 2023, 12:32:33 PM
My antenna reception has been compromised. Fuckers are converting and scrambling signals in this area.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 05, 2023, 12:48:29 PM
My antenna reception has been compromised. Fuckers are converting and scrambling signals in this area.

Maybe the chickens ate the signal.
Next week you will be complaining your wired VCR remote stopped working.
Every channel in the world on IPTV, every TV show and movie commercial free and you grannies spend the day playing with your rabbit ears more than your lil pants nuggies.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 05, 2023, 01:45:08 PM
Maybe the chickens ate the signal.
Next week you will be complaining your wired VCR remote stopped working.
Every channel in the world on IPTV, every TV show and movie commercial free and you grannies spend the day playing with your rabbit ears more than your lil pants nuggies.

I don't watch the channels, I just like knowing that they're there as a backup.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 05, 2023, 03:21:19 PM
This is the stuff of nightmares.

That filter app must be called "Clown Youself, Bro."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 05, 2023, 04:15:41 PM
https://twitter.com/troonytoons/status/1622372107169693696

We are in the end stage of western civilization.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 05, 2023, 04:19:18 PM
https://twitter.com/troonytoons/status/1622372107169693696

We are in the end stage of western civilization.

Throughout the ages in an innovative and productive society, executing this type of person would be considered acceptable by the silent masses. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 05, 2023, 04:45:27 PM
https://twitter.com/troonytoons/status/1622372107169693696

We are in the end stage of western civilization.


Is that Wanker?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on February 05, 2023, 05:26:00 PM

Is that Wanker?
Is it herping or at least derping?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 06, 2023, 09:23:39 PM
I know a security guard who works in the lobby of the high-rise next to my place. He tells me about what he see's people doing in the elevators when they think they are unseen. Alot of nose-picking, but mostly ASS-PICKING! Men mostly scratch their balls and pick their noses. Women are nose picking and the majority of the ass-picking. Why are women doing this? Picking their asses. Or are they scratching their asses? Is there a difference between picking and scratching?  These are nicely dressed good looking professional women too!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 06, 2023, 10:14:56 PM
I know a security guard who works in the lobby of the high-rise next to my place. He tells me about what he see's people doing in the elevators when they think they are unseen. Alot of nose-picking, but mostly ASS-PICKING! Men mostly scratch their balls and pick their noses. Women are nose picking and the majority of the ass-picking. Why are women doing this? Picking their asses. Or are they scratching their asses? Is there a difference between picking and scratching?  These are nicely dressed good looking professional women too!

Things. Blame things.

Er, thongs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 07, 2023, 03:23:01 PM
Ya know,

I must say that although @PolkaDot can be a somewhat high-maintenance friend, she is not without kindness and pure thoughtfulness. I say this because today she brought me EGGS! EGGS when I was unable to locate any.

Captain Protein once again!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on February 07, 2023, 03:27:25 PM
Ya know,

I must say that although @PolkaDot can be a somewhat high-maintenance friend, she is not without kindness and pure thoughtfulness. I say this because today she brought me EGGS! EGGS when I was unable to locate any.

Captain Protein once again!

I have a couple of eggs for you.  I am also your somewhat high-maintenance friend.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 07, 2023, 03:33:06 PM
Ya know,

I must say that although @PolkaDot can be a somewhat high-maintenance friend, she is not without kindness and pure thoughtfulness. I say this because today she brought me EGGS! EGGS when I was unable to locate any.

Captain Protein once again!

@PolkaDot has a price... Buy the lime and grab a shovel, you got some burying to do.  Capice?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 07, 2023, 03:51:50 PM
I have a couple of eggs for you.  I am also your somewhat high-maintenance friend.
The ol' balls in the eye sockets trick? Yuck    No

@PolkaDot has a price... Buy the lime and grab a shovel, you got some burying to do.  Capice?
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Buying her a big bottle of Irish whiskey. I'll refrain from making any jokes about her burying it.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 07, 2023, 08:39:57 PM
Ya know,

I must say that although @PolkaDot can be a somewhat high-maintenance friend, she is not without kindness and pure thoughtfulness. I say this because today she brought me EGGS! EGGS when I was unable to locate any.

Captain Protein once again!
Darling, I’m a high-maintenance everything. I know my worth.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 07, 2023, 08:43:59 PM
@PolkaDot has a price... Buy the lime and grab a shovel, you got some burying to do.  Capice?
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It’s so hard to find a good hitman in the San Diego area, and most of them don’t like to do their own “finishing work”. Are you building a new deck or have a neighbor pouring a new patio this Spring? Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 07, 2023, 09:35:41 PM
It’s so hard to find a good hitman in the San Diego area, and most of them don’t like to do their own “finishing work”. Are you building a new deck or have a neighbor pouring a new patio this Spring? Asking for a friend.

Does TL 1099 her hitmen?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 09, 2023, 08:49:02 AM
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Ya think?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 09, 2023, 12:03:42 PM
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Ya think?

Luz?  Shallow grave?  I thought it was supposed to Janice?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 09, 2023, 12:07:02 PM
Luz?  Shallow grave?  I thought it was supposed to Janice?

I'm lost.

The media mentioning a body found in a shallow grave was "suspicious" was rather humourous.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 09, 2023, 12:58:28 PM
I'm lost.

The media mentioning a body found in a shallow grave was "suspicious" was rather humourous.

Right, as if there was a small possibility she could've just fallen in there herself. HMMMMM.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 10, 2023, 12:13:13 PM
While over for coffee this past Tuesday, @PolkaDot commented that Vera is looking FAT. Now, she, POLKA, did not specifically use the word "FAT" but rest assured, fat was inferred.  Vera is hurt. Feelings.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 10, 2023, 02:43:56 PM
Words are violent.  Vera may bite with abandon.
😁😁😁🐶🐶🐶
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 11, 2023, 12:34:02 PM
3rd verse of Year Of The Cat sums up my marriage in a nutshell. Mainly the last line where one morning turned into 20-plus years.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 11, 2023, 02:01:42 PM
3rd verse of Year Of The Cat sums up my marriage in a nutshell. Mainly the last line where one morning turned into 20-plus years.

Well, hopefully you're acclimating well with all the changes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 11, 2023, 04:41:00 PM
Well, hopefully you're acclimating well with all the changes.
Actually, very nicely. Denver is the Edmonton of America. In a good way.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 12, 2023, 06:13:42 PM
Speaking of Edmonton, isn't Michael J. Fox from there?

Early onset Parkinson's at a rate of something like 12 times the normal population. Michael J. Fox was part of the group.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_and_Me
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 12, 2023, 07:52:25 PM
Speaking of Edmonton, isn't Michael J. Fox from there?

Early onset Parkinson's at a rate of something like 12 times the normal population. Michael J. Fox was part of the group.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_and_Me
He's a Vancouver boy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 12, 2023, 07:57:58 PM
He's a poofter Vancouver boy.
Why are you calling him gay?  Just because he's a Vancouver boy...  Sheesh!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on February 13, 2023, 11:33:59 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 17, 2023, 10:40:16 AM
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HA!!  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 17, 2023, 10:45:52 AM
Where the fuck does all the fine dust come from? GOSHDARNIT I keep a very clean and tidy place, and no matter what I do, the next day fine dust has accumulated on my desk and console where it is most noticed. I don't need to turn the heat so it's not blasting from there and even if it was I installed a new filter a short time ago.

PISSIN' ME OFF~JACKASS!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 17, 2023, 11:08:28 AM
Where the fuck does all the fine dust come from? GOSHDARNIT I keep a very clean and tidy place, and no matter what I do, the next day fine dust has accumulated on my desk and console where it is most noticed. I don't need to turn the heat so it's not blasting from there and even if it was I installed a new filter a short time ago.

PISSIN' ME OFF~JACKASS!!

You might want to try a new dandruff shampoo.
🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 17, 2023, 11:22:12 AM
Where the fuck does all the fine dust come from? GOSHDARNIT I keep a very clean and tidy place, and no matter what I do, the next day fine dust has accumulated on my desk and console where it is most noticed. I don't need to turn the heat so it's not blasting from there and even if it was I installed a new filter a short time ago.

PISSIN' ME OFF~JACKASS!!

It's mostly dead skin cells that have been shed and disintegrated, and whatever Vara has been shedding.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 17, 2023, 11:33:16 AM
It's mostly dead skin cells that have been shed and disintegrated, and whatever Vara has been shedding.

Human dander!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 17, 2023, 05:12:18 PM
Did my American taxes last night. Was easy stuff in my new situation and my return is pretty nice for such a short time being here. My taxes up north with the business, the employs, and the Air-BnB were like 4 hour migraine. Thank God SHE did them!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 17, 2023, 05:45:07 PM
Did my American taxes last night. Was easy stuff in my new situation and my return is pretty nice for such a short time being here. My taxes up north with the business, the employs, and the Air-BnB were like 4 hour migraine. Thank God SHE did them!

I'm preparing in three states... In years past, my kid's Oregon return was like 20 pages of crap with "do you want to donate to..."  fields not even being filled in. This year, I think it's eight pages. I did raise a stink the first year I prepared there, most of those donation tick boxes were for environmental causes. Very counterintuitive...

In years past, buying a couple of cars would have generated a larger refund/smaller tax liability. This year, two 4Runners made no difference. Vehicle license fees were over $800 just for those two cars. Full registration costs were over $1,000 for them. These fees are replacing our taxes in California. Taxes need more legislation, fees just need some weenie at some department to make the decision. Argh.

Also frustrating is that you cannot deduct the taxes paid for gasoline purchases... Double-argh.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 19, 2023, 11:48:03 AM
A pro tip for you cat owners out there...

Do not train your cat any tricks that require a reward.

He wants to do his trick ("giving me five" in exchange for some salmon-flavored hairball medicine) 40 times a day. It is annoying as hell. The least he could do is actually shake, but the best he would do was slap me five.

Oops.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 19, 2023, 12:02:38 PM
A pro tip for you cat owners out there...

Do not train your cat any tricks that require a reward.

He wants to do his trick ("giving me five" in exchange for some salmon-flavored hairball medicine) 40 times a day. It is annoying as hell. The least he could do is actually shake, but the best he would do was slap me five.



LOL!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 19, 2023, 02:07:11 PM
LOL!!

Bastard Denverian troll!
😸😸😸
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 21, 2023, 03:58:33 PM
My zest for ass eating has waned over the years and it has nothing to do with the fine ass I get to eat at all.
I have concluded ass eating is a young man's game.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2023, 04:03:37 PM
My zest for ass eating has waned over the years and it has nothing to do with the fine ass I get to eat at all.
I have concluded ass eating is a young man's game.
Truer words almost never said. But let me ask you this! How do you explain that to the one you've been with for many years when they are accustomed to that action as part of your toolbag? BAIT & SWITCH!  ?  @Bart Ell

Is your neck sore?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 21, 2023, 04:09:46 PM
Truer words almost never said. But let me ask you this! How do you explain that to the one you've been with for many years when they are accustomed to that action as part of your toolbag? BAIT & SWITH!  ?  @Bart Ell

MIND GAMES WORK!
If you say BRING THAT ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN EAT IT then they shy away from it.
You have announced your intention and found a way out of having to go through with it.
The further away from their last shower that you say it the bigger the chance of having it rebuffed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on February 21, 2023, 04:10:47 PM
Truer words almost never said. But let me ask you this! How do you explain that to the one you've been with for many years when they are accustomed to that action as part of your toolbag? BAIT & SWITCH!  ?  @Bart Ell

Is your neck sore?

Alzheimers.

Hey, it works for @PB
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2023, 04:14:27 PM
MIND GAMES WORK!
If you say BRING THAT ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN EAT IT then they shy away from it.
You have announced your intention and found a way out of having to go through with it.
The further away from their last shower that you say it the bigger the chance of having it rebuffed.
Well. Whomever has the pleasure of being with me in the future will not even know that I once did such a thing. Out of ass sight? Out of mind.

Alzheimers.

Hey, it works for @PB
There's an option.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on February 21, 2023, 04:14:37 PM
My zest for ass eating has waned over the years and it has nothing to do with the fine ass I get to eat at all.
I have concluded ass eating is a young man's game.

Not just for young men anymore

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2023, 04:25:36 PM
MIND GAMES WORK!
If you say BRING THAT ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN EAT IT then they shy away from it.
You have announced your intention and found a way out of having to go through with it.
The further away from their last shower that you say it the bigger the chance of having it rebuffed.
You're also suggesting that she never enjoyed it, but more-like tolerated it. Indulged you..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 21, 2023, 04:27:02 PM
What does it mean that I have always found ass eating to be a repulsive, unappealing practice? Seems like that would be the normal visceral response, but(t) a lot of folks seem to find it enjoyable. I just don’t get it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 21, 2023, 04:29:16 PM
What does it mean that I have always found ass eating to be a repulsive, unappealing practice?

It means you have spent too much time too close to musty, hairy, unkempt asses.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2023, 04:29:25 PM
What does it mean that I have always found ass eating to be a repulsive, unappealing practice? Seems like it would be the normal visceral response, but(t) a lot of folks seem to find it enjoyable. I just don’t get it.
Yeah, this thread is getting into rather dark areas.

Like, beware!
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2023, 04:30:52 PM
It means you have spent too much time too close to musty, hairy, unkempt asses.


LIKE, YUCKY!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 21, 2023, 04:31:18 PM
You're also suggesting that she never enjoyed it, but more-like tolerated it. Indulged you..

No, I am suggesting MIND GAMES!
Loving me so much that she wants to be pristinely clean for me.
MIND GAMES!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 21, 2023, 04:31:59 PM
It means you have spent too much time too close to musty, hairy, unkempt asses.

Not at all. These folks have had all the laser work. Not an issue. Just unappealing to stick my tongue in a balloon knot when there’s a perfectly good fun hole located mere millimeters away.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 21, 2023, 04:33:10 PM
Not just for young men anymore



I bet she isn't musty, hairy or unkempt!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2023, 04:34:04 PM
Not at all. These folks have had all the laser work. Not an issue. Just unappealing to stick my tongue in a balloon knot when there’s a perfectly good fun hole located mere millimeters away.

FOLKS??
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 21, 2023, 04:34:12 PM
Not at all. These folks have had all the laser work. Not an issue. Just unappealing to stick my tongue in a balloon knot when there’s a perfectly good fun hole located mere millimeters away.


Oooooh la la!
Mr Fancy only puts his face where piss comes out of!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 21, 2023, 04:34:15 PM
Period hole > balloon knot. Any day of the month.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 21, 2023, 04:34:44 PM
FOLKS??

HE LIKES GIRLS AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 21, 2023, 04:35:20 PM
FOLKS??

Who knows how the period havers want to be identified these days. They used to be called women.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2023, 04:39:29 PM

Oooooh la la!
Mr Fancy only puts his face where piss comes out of!

Hahaha

Who knows how the period havers want to be identified these days. They used to be called women.
Yeah...  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 21, 2023, 04:56:29 PM
Not at all. These folks have had all the laser work. Not an issue. Just unappealing to stick my tongue in a balloon knot when there’s a perfectly good fun hole located mere millimeters away.

Are you a secret Canadian?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 21, 2023, 05:21:26 PM
I feel attacked.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 21, 2023, 06:30:27 PM
I feel attacked.

Secret Ukrainian? 🇺🇦
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 21, 2023, 06:34:01 PM
ALL I SAID WAS I DO NOT FIND BUTTHOLES APPEALING AND I AM BEING MARGINALIZED AND VICTIMIZED NOW
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on February 21, 2023, 06:42:54 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 21, 2023, 06:44:41 PM
If you tell a dumb shit to keep his political garbage in politics you can't expect a dumb shit to comprehend he should keep his political garbage in politics.
I get it.
Bill was never going to take one piece of chicken, he did not have that kind of learning in him.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2023, 07:05:35 PM
ALL I SAID WAS I DO NOT FIND BUTTHOLES APPEALING AND I AM BEING MARGINALIZED AND VICTIMIZED NOW
You wanna play? I'll play! We're gonna play hard too!! @Bart Ell
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2023, 07:07:01 PM
Hey @TigerLily where you sit on this whole, ass eating thang? You get all squirmy?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 21, 2023, 07:13:16 PM
I feel attacked.

Winking at ya with the Brown Eye.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on February 21, 2023, 07:15:07 PM
balloon knot

I refer to it as a "winking walnut."  That was my username on a bittorrent site, years ago.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on February 21, 2023, 07:16:26 PM
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Is that a back door?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 21, 2023, 07:21:01 PM
You wanna play? I'll play! We're gonna play hard too!! @Bart Ell

 I got a whole wall of tricks here for you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 21, 2023, 07:48:09 PM
I am..  backing away and out of this thread. You all can cornhole each other till the cows come home and then butcher themselves.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 21, 2023, 08:04:45 PM
I am..  backing away and out of this thread. You all can cornhole each other till the cows come home and then butcher themselves.

Come back man.  Come back........

All this butt hole discussion reminds me of the Birds and the Bees talk my Old Man gave me. When it was time, WAN Sr. walked up to me and handed me a rubber and said "Here". Then he said: "Some advice to go with that. Don't ever pass up a good thing due to titty size because more than a mouthful is a waste. Also, stay out of the Corn Hole and you'll be all right".

I've taken that to heart and sure enough, things have been all right
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 21, 2023, 10:18:06 PM
Hey @TigerLily where you sit on this whole, ass eating thang? You get all squirmy?

Hey @KSM wassup?  Uhhh...okay... nevermind

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on February 21, 2023, 10:52:32 PM
Hey @TigerLily where you sit on this whole, ass eating thang?

I am of the opinion that this choice of words was intentional.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 22, 2023, 01:59:49 AM
I am of the opinion that this choice of words was intentional.

@HamsterMuscle  as we used to say in high school, "like, no duh"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on February 22, 2023, 02:13:41 AM
@HamsterMuscle  as we used to say in high school, "like, no duh"

I speak only for the record. Future scholars of this site should be guided.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 24, 2023, 08:32:02 AM
While over for coffee this past Tuesday, @PolkaDot commented that Vera is looking FAT. Now, she, POLKA, did not specifically use the word "FAT" but rest assured, fat was inferred.  Vera is hurt. Feelings.
I did not intone "fat"...she has...filled out. Winter weight not fighting weight. Of course, I'm always feeding her people food, so I do take some of the blame. Stop being so sensitive @KSM and take her for a walk.

Words are violent.  Vera may bite with abandon.
😁😁😁🐶🐶🐶

 ::) Still hate you @sean92008
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 24, 2023, 08:39:14 AM
My zest for ass eating has waned over the years and it has nothing to do with the fine ass I get to eat at all.
I have concluded ass eating is a young man's game.
Truer words almost never said. But let me ask you this! How do you explain that to the one you've been with for many years when they are accustomed to that action as part of your toolbag? BAIT & SWITCH!  ?  @Bart Ell

Is your neck sore?

Fucking Slackers @Bart Ell @KSM
Another reason a smart woman upgrades to a younger male specimen every few years.
Vet your side pieces ladies! Otherwise you may end up with a @bateman - @Walks_At_Night gets a pass because he's solid marriage material and side play doesn't apply.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 24, 2023, 10:51:19 AM
Fucking Slackers @Bart Ell @KSM
Another reason a smart woman upgrades to a younger male specimen every few years.
Vet your side pieces ladies! Otherwise you may end up with a @bateman - @Walks_At_Night gets a pass because he's solid marriage material and side play doesn't apply.

Excuuuuse ME?? I am marriage material, DAMMIT!
I just happen to have an expiry date with it, that's all.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 24, 2023, 11:22:54 AM
Excuuuuse ME?? I am marriage material, DAMMIT!
I just happen to have an expiry date with it, that's all.

@KSM Eggs expire long before seeds... You got a while.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 24, 2023, 11:30:35 AM

 ::) Still hate you @sean92008

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 24, 2023, 12:00:35 PM
@KSM Eggs expire long before seeds... You got a while.
At $8.99 a dozen!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 24, 2023, 01:16:59 PM
My zest for ass eating has waned over the years and it has nothing to do with the fine ass I get to eat at all.
I have concluded ass eating is a young man's game.

How are you going to keep dogs and cats out of your yard now?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 24, 2023, 01:38:37 PM
How are you going to keep dogs and cats out of your yard now?

Same way as always, play them your sex tape.
They are bound to be related to someone on screen and that usually makes them run far, far away.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 24, 2023, 04:21:28 PM
The University of Arizona has an online degree program they are advertising on Roku TV, with the More Star Trek Channel...

So, this woman is talking about how great it was to get a degree and that she had other obligations and they show all these wonderful photos of family and her playing with the kids and her husband... They showed her degree quite clearly, I decided to Google the name.

Oops.
https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc1-in-re-family-and-domestic-proceedings-for-kaleb-andrew-sells-and-jennifer-rose-willis-1202039
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 24, 2023, 10:48:05 PM
The world's first freeway? Humm.

https://smbasblog.com/2020/07/11/californias-first-freeway/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 25, 2023, 12:20:26 AM
Same way as always, play them your sex tape.
They are bound to be related to someone on screen and that usually makes them run far, far away.

Lol
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 25, 2023, 01:15:00 AM
The University of Arizona has an online degree program they are advertising on Roku TV, with the More Star Trek Channel...

So, this woman is talking about how great it was to get a degree and that she had other obligations and they show all these wonderful photos of family and her playing with the kids and her husband... They showed her degree quite clearly, I decided to Google the name.

Oops.
https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc1-in-re-family-and-domestic-proceedings-for-kaleb-andrew-sells-and-jennifer-rose-willis-1202039

You had me at the More Star Trek Channel
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 25, 2023, 07:32:40 AM
The University of Arizona has an online degree program they are advertising on Roku TV, with the More Star Trek Channel...

So, this woman is talking about how great it was to get a degree and that she had other obligations and they show all these wonderful photos of family and her playing with the kids and her husband... They showed her degree quite clearly, I decided to Google the name.

Oops.
https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc1-in-re-family-and-domestic-proceedings-for-kaleb-andrew-sells-and-jennifer-rose-willis-1202039

The ROKU channel pisses me off. I've uninstalled it from all TV's.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2023, 08:59:57 AM
The ROKU channel pisses me off. I've uninstalled it from all TV's.

I don't have such opportunities because I have a Roku TV. The latest thing they've been doing is, if you've paused on a channel like YouTube for a long time, it default switches to a Roku channel that they're trying to sell you.

What's most annoying is that they repeat the same ads over and over. Of late, the State of California has been advertising a get your vaccination ad having Asian people dancing and acting happy (they celebrate today because tomorrow they will die?). Same people, different subtitles in Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Filipino, and what I presume is Thai or Cambodian. That is horribly inappropriate because it takes on the stereotype of "they all look alike."

I only have four channels favorited... Star Trek, More Star Trek, This Old House and British Drama...

On the Roku Channel, pickings are slim in terms of interest. Early episodes of Gunsmoke, plus Reno 911, Cheap Irish Homes, Miranda and Swearenet by the Trailer Park Boys were all that I actually watched more than one episode of.

That movie about weird Al yankovic was so bad I didn't make it past a few minutes in.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on February 25, 2023, 02:54:02 PM
Same way as always, play them your sex tape.
They are bound to be related to someone on screen and that usually makes them run far, far away.

Not sure about cats and dogs, but I'll bet that it would work with hogs and mongoloids!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on February 25, 2023, 03:44:43 PM
My new bike is being built.  Should be ready Tuesday.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2023, 04:42:42 PM
My new bike is being built.  Should be ready Tuesday.

Details?

Carbon fiber? Touring? Trail! Chopper? Electric?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on February 25, 2023, 04:55:26 PM
Details?

Carbon fiber? Touring? Trail! Chopper? Electric?
Carbon Fiber.  Trek Domane SL frame with I9 wheels and Easton Aero bars.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2023, 07:05:16 PM
Carbon Fiber.  Trek Domane SL frame with I9 wheels and Easton Aero bars.

I am having a flood of memories about Trek... Now Haro too (Haro is local and run by an asshole.)

Enjoy the hell out of it and call your homeowner's insurance company and make sure it's covered. Those bikes end up in Saudi Arabia and various non-western European countries. A big stolen market for them exists in Muslim countries...

Bike safely.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 26, 2023, 12:01:27 PM
The University of Arizona has an online degree program they are advertising on Roku TV, with the More Star Trek Channel...

So, this woman is talking about how great it was to get a degree and that she had other obligations and they show all these wonderful photos of family and her playing with the kids and her husband... They showed her degree quite clearly, I decided to Google the name.

Oops.
https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc1-in-re-family-and-domestic-proceedings-for-kaleb-andrew-sells-and-jennifer-rose-willis-1202039

The University of Arizona recut the commercial with the above-named woman. Changed her surname and re-edited the sequence of scenes DOH!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on February 26, 2023, 03:23:35 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 26, 2023, 08:27:26 PM
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I have the one on the left. Glad I missed out on the Studio 54 version. GawwdZOOKS!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 26, 2023, 08:55:52 PM
I have the one on the left. Glad I missed out on the Studio 54 version. GawwdZOOKS!

Put yours under a black light, you may be surprised... Cana-dee-an.  There should be watermarks... Maybe not as elaborate, but still...

PS @KSM  GHS Gus strings used to be all nickel (wrap and core). .008s put enough magnetic field in motion to match .009s & .010s with just nickel wraps.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 27, 2023, 10:22:28 AM
Put yours under a black light, you may be surprised... Cana-dee-an.  There should be watermarks... Maybe not as elaborate, but still...

PS @KSM  GHS Gus strings used to be all nickel (wrap and core). .008s put enough magnetic field in motion to match .009s & .010s with just nickel wraps.
I don't have a black light. Do I care whether or not my passport has a few colors? nah
I'm in the residency phase right now. I have more American ID and credentials than I do Canadian. I don't even know who I am anymore. ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 27, 2023, 10:40:47 AM
I don't have a black light. Do I care whether or not my passport has a few colors? nah
I'm in the residency phase right now. I have more American ID and credentials than I do Canadian. I don't even know who I am anymore. ;D

Yeah, true. I mean, what good is a Canadian birth certificate anyway? It's all in metric.
😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 27, 2023, 11:14:39 AM
Yeah, true. I mean, what good is a Canadian birth certificate anyway? It's all in metric.
😁

Good Lord, even for a retard you're compromised.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 27, 2023, 11:58:51 AM
Good Lord, even for a retard you're compromised.  ;D

Hold it! You are the one living in Denver!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 27, 2023, 12:18:19 PM
Hold it! You are the one living in Denver!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
How in any way is that a comeback? You're in the land of the looney and you know it! You want out of it! I know this for a fact. You're going to have to dig for something else. I mean c'mon.. I'll take Colorado over most states in the union.

Now you go. Make it worth my while.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 27, 2023, 12:51:15 PM
How in any way is that a comeback? You're in the land of the looney and you know it! You want out of it! I know this for a fact. You're going to have to dig for something else. I mean c'mon.. I'll take Colorado over most states in the union.

Now you go. Make it worth my while.

@KSM, Bart has P90-ed your account!
🤣
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 27, 2023, 03:37:03 PM
@KSM, Bart has P90-ed your account!
🤣
My 57 Gold-Top with P90's is in WA. I must go out and grab the rest of my stuff.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 27, 2023, 04:01:54 PM
My 57 Gold-Top with P90's is in WA. I must go out and grab the rest of my stuff.

Pick a good time of year to make the move... Humidity can be a bitch.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 27, 2023, 04:30:46 PM
Pick a good time of year to make the move... Humidity can be a bitch.
::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 27, 2023, 09:20:27 PM
I have an innate fear of coffee-flavored candies and treats after I finished a half bag of coffee candy from Japan and couldn't sleep until 6 in the morning.

The Japanese are often too literal.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 28, 2023, 01:50:15 AM
It's raining outside, nobody near my bedroom, nobody smokes in my house, but I smell cigarette smoke. I'm just guessing it's somebody from the other side visiting me.
 I'm trying to figure out who. People I know who are most diseased don't smoke, so who is it?

Or could it be my time?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 28, 2023, 10:50:22 AM
It's raining outside, nobody near my bedroom, nobody smokes in my house, but I smell cigarette smoke. I'm just guessing it's somebody from the other side visiting me.
 I'm trying to figure out who. People I know who are most diseased don't smoke, so who is it?

Or could it be my time?
Well - you're still alive, but if it IS your time, and you're already smelling SMOKE!? ..Um..  YIKES!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 28, 2023, 01:55:57 PM
Well - you're still alive, but if it IS your time, and you're already smelling SMOKE!? ..Um..  YIKES!

See ya there!
😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 28, 2023, 03:33:40 PM
See ya there!
😁😁😁
..I'm a good Baptist boy. AND a farm boy. I am pure - clean - and divinely inspired. No smoke here my single coil burner friend.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 28, 2023, 03:57:58 PM
..I'm a good Baptist boy. AND a farm boy. I am pure - clean - and divinely inspired. No smoke here my single coil burner friend.

Dude, you had to have your Satanic records burned as a child.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 28, 2023, 04:01:14 PM
Dude, you had to have your Satanic records burned as a child.
That happened. I was in my late teens after graduation and I went on the road with a band. In my absence my mom and sis took it upon themselves to save me and burn all my vinyl/albums. What would amount to many thousand$$ now. All in mint condition.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 01, 2023, 09:07:06 AM
It's raining outside, nobody near my bedroom, nobody smokes in my house, but I smell cigarette smoke. I'm just guessing it's somebody from the other side visiting me.
 I'm trying to figure out who. People I know who are most diseased don't smoke, so who is it?

Or could it be my time?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 01, 2023, 10:04:35 AM
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You and @KSM ...  The CO-haterz Club
🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 01, 2023, 12:25:49 PM
You and @KSM ...  The CO-haterz Club
🤣🤣🤣
that's what SHE says about you and I. Fuck if I know..  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 02, 2023, 12:27:22 PM
https://twitter.com/la___cuna/status/1631041665900199937

What in the name of all that is holy is this atrocity
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on March 02, 2023, 12:30:48 PM
https://twitter.com/la___cuna/status/1631041665900199937

What in the name of all that is holy is this atrocity
Where is @ShayP when we need him?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 02, 2023, 12:34:47 PM
It doesn't get any better when the innards are exposed.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 02, 2023, 12:55:17 PM
Whoever made that should be in jail.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 02, 2023, 01:35:01 PM
That sandwich has $2.40 in eggs alone. At least it's not runny.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 02, 2023, 02:30:35 PM
https://twitter.com/clownworld_/status/1631400057647034368

🤮🤮🤮🤮
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on March 02, 2023, 03:49:49 PM
Finally, new bike day arrives tomorrow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 02, 2023, 04:06:44 PM
https://twitter.com/clownworld_/status/1631400057647034368

🤮🤮🤮🤮

When I was in my early 20s, the numerous older benefactors I pounded like a Mallard duck were attractive, accomplished and intelligent. Always met them in business environments (including during business trips).

Finally, new bike day arrives tomorrow.


Congratulations! Don't let them rush you while you take a pre delivery inspection.  Trust no one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on March 02, 2023, 04:14:51 PM
Congratulations! Don't let them rush you while you take a pre delivery inspection.  Trust no one.
I was in the shop today with my old bike.  We set it up to match the old measurements and will do final tweaks tomorrow when the new shifter arrives.  It is beautiful. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 04, 2023, 12:40:48 PM
https://twitter.com/greentexts_bot/status/1632034341692792838

Crying laughing
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 04, 2023, 01:14:25 PM
Finally, new bike day arrives tomorrow.
Hmm. That right there is a problematic read. Every day arrives tomorrow, with or without bike.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on March 04, 2023, 01:50:53 PM
Hmm. That right there is a problematic read. Every day arrives tomorrow, with or without bike.
But new bike day implies a bike arrives that specific day ( yesterday). The read is fine, I think your sentence diagraming is off. But the bike is exquisite.  I did a short 21 mile check ride today and will do a 53 mile group ride tomorrow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 04, 2023, 01:55:07 PM
Hmm. That right there is a problematic read. Every day arrives tomorrow, with or without bike.

Yesterday, today was tomorrow.
and
Tomorrow, today will be yesterday.

Oh!  -  George Harrison
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 04, 2023, 01:55:33 PM
53 mile group ride tomorrow.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 04, 2023, 01:56:10 PM
But new bike day implies a bike arrives that specific day ( yesterday). The read is fine, I think your sentence diagraming is off. But the bike is exquisite.  I did a short 21 mile check ride today and will do a 53 mile group ride tomorrow.

Make sure all the bolts are tightened nothing falls off while you're riding, like your seat!

Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 04, 2023, 05:03:26 PM
After watching the first two episodes of Star Trek Voyager that feature Seven of Nine, I can clearly see through her brown catsuit.

It has to be that they did not think it was visible when originally created for standard definition television. Or maybe it was intentional, it's a simple solution for a costumer that wasn't taken.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 05, 2023, 11:41:53 PM
My brother is a fuckup. He procreated with a psycho fuckup. My nephew was raised solely by psycho mom.

I just found out details about how he pulled a gun on a girl(friend?) and the girl's mother... Because of his numerous run-ins with the law, he shot himself instead of being locked up for ages.

Thank you, asshole, for saving the planet your drain of our resources. Too bad you didn't kill your father first.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 06, 2023, 05:42:29 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 06, 2023, 07:20:24 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 06, 2023, 07:33:30 PM

Nice, but I like the ham to cover the entire surface of the bread and the four tiny tomato halves are problematic. I like his approach, and the ingredients, nice and fresh, but I would change it up a bit. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 07, 2023, 10:24:35 PM
My brother is a fuckup. He procreated with a psycho fuckup. My nephew was raised solely by psycho mom.

I just found out details about how he pulled a gun on a girl(friend?) and the girl's mother... Because of his numerous run-ins with the law, he shot himself instead of being locked up for ages.

Thank you, asshole, for saving the planet your drain of our resources. Too bad you didn't kill your father first.
Sorry for your loss?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 08, 2023, 08:01:16 AM
I heard a new ad from Optima Tax Relief.

Eric must be their only satisfied customer. They have run like three or four different ads with him for the last decade:  "It's easy, like 1 2 3!"

Sorry for your loss?

The world is a better place. A classic example of what an absentee father spawns.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 08, 2023, 05:19:11 PM
Something I never knew...

Once you're under hospice care, Kaiser Permanente will refuse doing simple things like blood tests, new medications, etc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 09, 2023, 04:24:27 PM
https://twitter.com/theinsiderpaper/status/1633984893901238273

Can it please come sooner?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 09, 2023, 04:35:56 PM
https://twitter.com/theinsiderpaper/status/1633984893901238273

Can it please come sooner?

Bite your tongue, I figure I got another good 23 years of sexing left in me.
Blow it the fuck up after that, SEE IF I CARE!

Title: PB DRIVES A FOREIGN CAR
Post by: HamsterMuscle on March 09, 2023, 06:24:46 PM
I spotted PB driving down the road today.  He does not drive a good 'ol red-blooded American model; its one of those foreign jobs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 10, 2023, 05:28:27 PM
I saw a really cool advertisement on youtube. It wasn't an ad really for anything in particular it was just showing an IIHS crash test video... A 2009 Chevy versus a 1950s Chevy Bel Air.

Video from the side and from within each passenger compartment is incredible.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 10, 2023, 07:20:10 PM
Older tubby guy with glasses going on and on. Finally shuts it and takes a swing. Wow.  :o

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 12, 2023, 02:58:56 PM
Honda drivers were having a bad day at a nearby Costco this morning...

As I look for a parking spot, a Honda was double parked behind a family needing to leave. A cart full of food supplies as if for a barbecue. Complete assholery.

I then saw a Honda minivan pull out in front of somebody who had already established they were in the lane and proceeded to cross over to the oncoming lane of traffic coming into the parking lot... Then, at a traffic light near a freeway on and off ramp, an Acura was blocking three different directions of traffic.

My last observation was a Honda CRV that cut across from the number one lane to an off ramp.

Honda must have had a bad astrological phase today... Or a bunch of people who would normally Drive German cars decided to buy Hondas.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 12, 2023, 04:29:03 PM
https://twitter.com/war24182236/status/1634713009967996928

This looks like a movie set of some post-apocalyptic hellscape. Nope, just San Fransisco.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 12, 2023, 04:33:59 PM
https://twitter.com/war24182236/status/1634713009967996928

This looks like a movie set of some post-apocalyptic hellscape. Nope, just San Fransisco.

An episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine predicted this in San Francisco circa 2024, I believe. Although the people camping on the streets were just oppressed normal citizens, not mentally ill drug users.

Considering Kamala Harris, Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi and Gavin Newsom are all deeply connected with San Francisco, I think it becomes obvious what the political party wishes to do with the country if you just logically extrapolate what's going on and who's involved.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 12, 2023, 04:47:05 PM
https://twitter.com/war24182236/status/1634713009967996928

This looks like a movie set of some post-apocalyptic hellscape. Nope, just San Fransisco.

Love the ''Dead End'' street sign.  They should put those up all over town.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 12, 2023, 04:58:08 PM
I watched The Whale last night. No, not the falkie guy, the new movie called The whale. Brendan Fraser does a good job in his giant fat suit but holy cow he plays one unsympathetic character IMO. More pathetic than sympathetic. The whole film falls kinda flat. Has its moments.. but, meh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on March 12, 2023, 05:01:32 PM
I watched The Whale last night. No, not the falkie guy, the new movie called The whale. Brendan Fraser does a good job in his giant fat suit but holy cow he plays one unsympathetic character IMO. More pathetic than sympathetic. The whole film falls kinda flat. Has its moments.. but, meh

But the opening -- him spanking it to gay pron -- was kinda hot, amirite?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 12, 2023, 07:53:45 PM
But the opening -- him spanking it to gay pron -- was kinda hot, amirite?

I have no doubt you were inspired to whack it in tandem.

The movie had a-lot of potential but there were so many missed opportunities. Wouldn't you agree? And the final scene? C'mon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on March 12, 2023, 09:16:10 PM
I have no doubt you were inspired to whack it in tandem.

The movie had a-lot of potential but there were so many missed opportunities. Wouldn't you agree? And the final scene? C'mon.

I'm kind of torn.  It's not exactly a point subtly made, but the excess is what allowed Brendan Frasier to vault into a nod for Best Actor, which pleases me.  So, in summary, not a tale well told, but I'm glad that they tried.

And I hope that Brendan wins.  Talk about a sentimental favorite.

[edit] Well, fuck me.  He won!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 12, 2023, 09:53:50 PM
I'm kind of torn.  It's not exactly a point subtly made, but the excess is what allowed Brendan Frasier to vault into a nod for Best Actor, which pleases me.  So, in summary, not a tale well told, but I'm glad that they tried.

And I hope that Brendan wins.  Talk about a sentimental favorite.

[edit] Well, fuck me.  He won!
I'm glad for him. I don't watch those shows but I hope he gave a normal acceptance speech without preaching either way. I'm not hopeful..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on March 12, 2023, 09:54:42 PM
I have no doubt you were inspired to whack it in tandem.

Have you ever played "gay chicken"?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on March 12, 2023, 09:57:01 PM
I'm glad for him. I don't watch those shows but I hope he gave a normal acceptance speech without preaching either way. I'm not hopeful..

He had a kind of nautical theme in keeping with the name of the movie.  I didn't read anything that sounded preachy.  Mostly it was him giving credit for the talent of the people that he worked with, and the personal support he received from colleagues and family.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 12, 2023, 09:59:56 PM
He had a kind of nautical theme in keeping with the name of the movie.  I didn't read anything that sounded preachy.  Mostly it was him giving credit for the talent of the people that he worked with, and the personal support he received from colleagues and family.
Well good for him.









                                                                             yay
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 12, 2023, 10:23:54 PM
After watching the first two episodes of Star Trek Voyager that feature Seven of Nine, I can clearly see through her brown catsuit.

It has to be that they did not think it was visible when originally created for standard definition television. Or maybe it was intentional, it's a simple solution for a costumer that wasn't taken.

Better check your meds. You're hallucating. Under her catsuit was padding and girdles. Jeri Ryan said that catsuit a feat of engineering
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 12, 2023, 10:26:43 PM
I watched The Whale last night. No, not the falkie guy, the new movie called The whale. Brendan Fraser does a good job in his giant fat suit but holy cow he plays one unsympathetic character IMO. More pathetic than sympathetic. The whole film falls kinda flat. Has its moments.. but, meh

Sure it's not Falkie? He's one unsympathetic character
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 12, 2023, 10:49:29 PM
Better check your meds. You're hallucating. Under her catsuit was padding and girdles. Jeri Ryan said that catsuit a feat of engineering

Later outfits had a supplemental panel added. I am referring to the original milk chocolate brown catsuit. The downward (presumably halogen) light of one dark scene clearly shows more.  Again, very early in her appearances right after they took that Bowiesque silver thing away.

There's no peek-a-boo in the ones with the cleavage panels added later.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 12, 2023, 11:50:47 PM
Later outfits had a supplemental panel added. I am referring to the original milk chocolate brown catsuit. The downward (presumably halogen) light of one dark scene clearly shows more.  Again, very early in her appearances right after they took that Bowiesque silver thing away.

There's no peek-a-boo in the ones with the cleavage panels added later.

Well it seems that you have researched this thoroughly. I bow to your expertise and eyesight
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 13, 2023, 12:07:15 AM
Well it seems that you have researched this thoroughly. I bow to your expertise and eyesight

It was only one scene...

Do you remember the pearl diving girls at Sea World?

I remember them and I remember seeing a lot of shape and coloration...  One of my old friends was one of the divers and she vehemently denied it... They wore the full white outfits.

She showed up with photos one day at a bar...  I was right. She was embarrassed 35 years after the fact. 😳

😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on March 13, 2023, 02:34:46 AM
I bow to your expertise and eyesight

Be certain that you are facing him when you do.  The guy is a fuckin lizard.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 13, 2023, 08:34:23 AM
Be certain that you are facing him when you do.  The guy is a fuckin lizard.

lol. Noted
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 13, 2023, 11:43:21 AM
My Honda interaction continued today. A disabled 2005 Honda hybrid was pulled off to the side of the road. The poor girl, with a preschool-age child, bought a used hybrid car that was 17 years old. It was in really bad shape and definitely never maintained before or after her purchase. In her five months of ownership, she did not put oil in it.

I told her not to put a bunch of money into it... Once a car shuts off because it doesn't have oil in it, you can pretty much put a fork in it. I didn't tell her straight up, but I did tell her to get a mechanic to inspect the vehicle before putting any money into it. Where is this girl's father? Where is her support system to ask about the car and see if she's maintaining it?

Honda drivers were having a bad day at a nearby Costco this morning...

As I look for a parking spot, a Honda was double parked behind a family needing to leave. A cart full of food supplies as if for a barbecue. Complete assholery.

I then saw a Honda minivan pull out in front of somebody who had already established they were in the lane and proceeded to cross over to the oncoming lane of traffic coming into the parking lot... Then, at a traffic light near a freeway on and off ramp, an Acura was blocking three different directions of traffic.

My last observation was a Honda CRV that cut across from the number one lane to an off ramp.

Honda must have had a bad astrological phase today... Or a bunch of people who would normally Drive German cars decided to buy Hondas.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 13, 2023, 03:31:57 PM
https://twitter.com/localbateman/status/1635358841755037696

Might as well shorten all that to “cucks only need apply”. Holy shit. If it’s real.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 13, 2023, 03:42:08 PM
https://twitter.com/localbateman/status/1635358841755037696

Might as well shorten all that to “cucks only need apply”. Holy shit. If it’s real.

Sounds like she might make a good expansion pack for the simulator (https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/CUCKOLD_SIMULATOR_Life_as_a_Beta_Male_Cuck/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 13, 2023, 03:47:03 PM
Sounds like she might make a good expansion pack for the simulator (https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/CUCKOLD_SIMULATOR_Life_as_a_Beta_Male_Cuck/)

The preview video is hilarious.  $1.99! $2.99! hahaha.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 13, 2023, 03:51:33 PM
The preview video is hilarious.  $1.99! $2.99! hahaha.

Pounding out code in the WageCage hits a little too close to home though.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 13, 2023, 03:57:31 PM
Pounding out code in the WageCage hits a little too close to home though.
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Do Hot Wheels and Hillbilly Jim make cameos in the game?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 13, 2023, 04:02:57 PM
Do Hot Wheels and Hillbilly Jim make cameos in the game?

Not yet. They did have a Jack Murphy expansion pack but he bitched and they had to purge it.

https://twitter.com/TheQuartering/status/1472326310664056832

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 13, 2023, 04:14:57 PM
The Quartering has been getting called out by former allies/friendlies.

Jeremy just reads a lot, relying on 3rd party sources. He often stumbles through stuff. 

The Jack Murphy stuff was hilarious. The gay chat content... Ohhhh kayee.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 13, 2023, 08:25:15 PM
https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1635362593077608448

Stop, stop, I can only get so hard.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 13, 2023, 08:59:52 PM
https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1635362593077608448

Stop, stop, I can only get so hard.  :D
That put a smile on my face. Very nice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 13, 2023, 10:37:29 PM
That put a smile on my face. Very nice.

Me too.
😁

I hope a) Dude has his car fully restored at that asshole's expense, b) dude doesn't get into trouble for it and c) asshole has permanent scars mentally and physically so that he's incapable of being an asshole ever again.

Reality is skin color trumps justice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 13, 2023, 11:12:21 PM
Punk-ass bitch, laying on the ground like a pussy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 14, 2023, 02:36:29 PM
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Cc: @HamsterMuscle
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on March 15, 2023, 10:59:15 AM
My Honda interaction continued today. A disabled 2005 Honda hybrid was pulled off to the side of the road. The poor girl, with a preschool-age child, bought a used hybrid car that was 17 years old. It was in really bad shape and definitely never maintained before or after her purchase. In her five months of ownership, she did not put oil in it.

I told her not to put a bunch of money into it... Once a car shuts off because it doesn't have oil in it, you can pretty much put a fork in it. I didn't tell her straight up, but I did tell her to get a mechanic to inspect the vehicle before putting any money into it. Where is this girl's father? Where is her support system to ask about the car and see if she's maintaining it?
It's called adulting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 15, 2023, 03:15:00 PM
Hey @Jedimiller , thought you would like to know that @HopHey has spent her entire day creeping on your profile here in a very psychotic, obsessive way.
That's no way to treat #Coorsman!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 15, 2023, 04:01:00 PM
It's been going on for over 6 hours.
Absolutely psychotic slow adulting.

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A legendary ad-lib...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 15, 2023, 04:11:27 PM
... A legendary ad-lib...


Lol
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 15, 2023, 04:17:57 PM
A little surprise awaits the slow adult stalker when it tries to read the next page of posts made by Coorsman.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on March 15, 2023, 05:19:36 PM
A little surprise awaits the slow adult stalker when it tries to read the next page of posts made by Coorsman.

Would not bang.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 15, 2023, 05:55:01 PM
It's called adulting.

Still, someone in her circle should have spoken up... Maybe they did, maybe she alienated them. 

Sad.

For her sake, hopefully she listened. One of my kids came home and saw her on the way at least 90 minutes after I left her there. Yay AAA towing!

One thing that I have noticed, the people that act on my advice already have tons of money. Then I come across somebody who really needs the assistance and they just seem so hesitant to it...  Maybe it's an example of the whole "rich get richer" thing.

Eh.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 15, 2023, 09:07:54 PM
Ballpark Hotdog Thankyou America  :)
Wokism ..thank   you   america  >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 16, 2023, 09:02:57 AM
I had an invite to order $50 of free stuff on Temu... In exchange for reviews.

I can't find $20 worth of stuff worth trying.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 16, 2023, 09:29:16 AM
I had an invite to order $50 of free stuff on Temu... In exchange for reviews.

I can't find $20 worth of stuff worth trying.

You can't find nothing? 
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 16, 2023, 10:18:51 AM
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What are those plastic things?  Pastry molds for penis cookies?

I gotta review this garbage. Flowery, yet honest reviews.

My other big email was a new LED headlight that can function as both a DRL and full-power headlight or high beam; based on a design I submitted.  Sooo many cars (Honda, GM, Ford, Toyota, Nissan, etc.) share the DRL with the high beam, but the Chinese don't get it and there's a voltage issue.  I also asked for it in 5000 Kelvin, we'll see if they accomplished that. The payoff isn't great, but...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 16, 2023, 02:26:35 PM
Yesterday I went out with the sole purpose of buying some nice n' savory Irish whiskey.  And oh I did just that didn't I!  Shortly after arriving home and dealing with happy-bouncy and flat-out pleased to see me Vera, I opened a bottle and poured a single in one of my MadMen glasses. I was somewhat disheartened to notice that the whiskey was slightly sour. Like shitty cider. Almost like they were bottled prematurely. Not good. Turns out 3 of the 4 bottles I purchased are spoiled.

And now begins the fight to set things right.   ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 16, 2023, 04:58:08 PM
Yesterday I went out with the sole purpose of buying some nice n' savory Irish whiskey.  And oh I did just that didn't I!  Shortly after arriving home and dealing with happy-bouncy and flat-out pleased to see me Vera, I opened a bottle and poured a single in one of my MadMen glasses. I was somewhat disheartened to notice that the whiskey was slightly sour. Like shitty cider. Almost like they were bottled prematurely. Not good. Turns out 3 of the 4 bottles I purchased are spoiled.

And now begins the fight to set things right.   ::)

Nick Rekieta, on his Rumble stream last night, complimented a $60 bottle last night... Sorry, no name
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 16, 2023, 05:09:54 PM
Nick Rekieta, on his Rumble stream last night, complimented a $60 bottle last night... Sorry, no name

I think he’s drunk 95% of the time so I’m not sure his opinions are really totally objective.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 16, 2023, 07:04:16 PM
https://twitter.com/greentexts_bot/status/1636534290790899712

Anon is doing fine. Older women are disgusting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 16, 2023, 08:05:27 PM
Anon is doing fine. Older women are disgusting.

Did you check out Mary in the Ask Bart Anything thread?   8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 17, 2023, 08:45:37 AM
Did you check out Mary in the Ask Bart Anything thread?   8)

Not by choice!

Bart's eye bleach was appreciated.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 17, 2023, 01:31:11 PM
https://twitter.com/claytravis/status/1636754359177420800

Oh my lord. Stay classy, Philadelphia!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 19, 2023, 09:23:54 AM
Alliant University in San Diego has a new advertisement... Directly addressing the "thoughts and prayers" crowd, they make the point that it takes action to make a change. Although they are an SJW cult school, whoever wrote their ad campaign gets it.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 22, 2023, 02:42:27 PM
https://twitter.com/skull_measurer/status/1638302022679109635

There are no words
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 22, 2023, 03:28:07 PM
https://twitter.com/skull_measurer/status/1638302022679109635

There are no words

Was that a mustache or bad lighting?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 22, 2023, 03:31:19 PM
Was that a mustache or bad lighting?

I think both.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on March 22, 2023, 03:32:19 PM
https://twitter.com/skull_measurer/status/1638305959062695937
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 22, 2023, 03:58:47 PM
When I need to quick heal from cuts and punctures...  Neosporin with a dusting of corn starch.  Super glue is helpful too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 05, 2023, 06:21:56 PM
Gonna bring it back.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on April 05, 2023, 06:53:03 PM
Gonna bring it back.



Maybe that's why I can't shake @PB

I need to change my scent.  Maybe garlic would work.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 05, 2023, 11:19:22 PM
Maybe that's why I can't shake @PB

I need to change my scent.  Maybe garlic would work.

Maybe leaving me out of your gay fantasy projections would work.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 06, 2023, 10:41:04 AM
Maybe leaving me out of your gay fantasy projections would work.
@PB When you sign in here you must have anywhere from 4-12 mentions and they're all from the bowl of fruit, correct? The Swish seriously has a thing for you. You know it.

He's going to ask you to meet up in Washington. You wait. It's comin'




FUCK.. this coffee is good this morning.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 07, 2023, 12:07:59 AM
A couple of weeks ago, I was concussed by a 4-foot long 2x4 that tumbled three or four feet and hit me just above my forehead. The doctor's office was following up with me and they asked me to send pictures to show how the wound is healing... Suddenly, I am now seeing advertisements with similar looking photos of hair being pulled to the side to show the scalp, etc.

I used an online portal for my doctor's office, not email. Just disturbing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 09, 2023, 10:19:52 PM
The government works so hard to educate the gay community about AIDS. Meanwhile, HPV is killing a third friend. One cervical cancer and two anal cancers. The two anal cancers are gay men. Right now, I have two friends near the end.

Have I mentioned that hospice care gives an excuse for medical insurance to stop covering many medical needs?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 24, 2023, 08:05:46 PM
Bam pisses in a sink, beats on his brother, threatens to kill Phil and Ape and then disappears into the woods.

BAM MARGERA
Allegedly Beat Up Bro ...
AND THREATENED TO KILL FAMILY (https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/24/warrant-issued-bam-margera-arrest-pennsylvania-confrontation/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 26, 2023, 09:59:18 PM
I was asked to step in as the executor/trustee for a friend's estate...

Simple enough... Or so I thought.

Told today it includes: Power of attorney, medical decisions, etc.

Family battle getting ugly. I have already picked sides after watching Ring video. Heh, heh, heh...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 27, 2023, 11:26:51 AM
I was asked to step in as the executor/trustee for a friend's estate...

Simple enough... Or so I thought.

Told today it includes: Power of attorney, medical decisions, etc.

Family battle getting ugly. I have already picked sides after watching Ring video. Heh, heh, heh...
@sean92008 I want you to keep us/ME posted on this. keep me up to date as things happen. It's too juicy and I cannot l00k away! Should be its own thread IMO.  If others don't want to be in the know - PM me updates!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on April 27, 2023, 11:33:22 AM
Bam pisses in a sink, beats on his brother, threatens to kill Phil and Ape and then disappears into the woods.

BAM MARGERA
Allegedly Beat Up Bro ...
AND THREATENED TO KILL FAMILY (https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/24/warrant-issued-bam-margera-arrest-pennsylvania-confrontation/)

Wasn't that basically every episode of Viva La Bam?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 27, 2023, 04:33:07 PM
@sean92008 I want you to keep us/ME posted on this. keep me up to date as things happen. It's too juicy and I cannot l00k away! Should be its own thread IMO.  If others don't want to be in the know - PM me updates!

Hopefully there is no real action...  I do have a reputation of handling death rather well. Sending cremains is only part of it. 

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There is a biography of Beatles Road manager Mal Evans coming up. Mal was shot by Los Angeles police something like 47 years ago... His cremains never made it back to England, causing John Lennon to quip that Mal ended up in the dead letter office...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 29, 2023, 08:31:18 AM
Arby's is absolute crap. Fake beef. Fake cheese. Seed oil crap. Why the hell do I love those "roast beef" sandwiches? Same with quarter pounders W cheese, that does at least claim to be real meat. So many of these temptations out there. Products of my concupiscence for certain meaty-like junk-food perhaps.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 29, 2023, 10:21:33 AM
Yesterday, an insurance/financial sales representative got frustrated with me. Called me "poor" in fact.

I was looking for those life insurance and catastrophic illness policies for each of my children.  You know, something that will pay them back when they turn 50, etc... It was something that I wanted to do, pay all of the premiums up front and have it there for them because I won't be around then.

This agent had a difficult time giving me good, solid documentation. A PDF chart of the monthly premium, the annual premium and the valuation chart over the life of the policy. What I got was a series of actual photographs of the screen with much of the information cut off. This is not an old person giving this to me. I made it clear that I wasn't going to move forward unless I had clear documentation.

After the third request and about eight of these "screen pictures," I just said I was moving on...

The reply was a torrent of just trying to be nasty. Calling my lack of willingness to pay $288/per child a month for 15 years being cheap. Saying that if they knew I was so poor, they wouldn't have talked to me, questioning me on why I pay that much in car insurance every month means that I value my cars more than my children, etc.

So, it's easy to ignore a lot of that, but one thing I had to clarify was the fact that I don't even pay $220 a month for all of our cars... I find it a humorous exception that I take. I don't like to lead on how much money I have with any commissioned salesperson, but I take a lot of pride in paying a great rate for my insurance and getting superior coverage.
🤣🤣🤣






Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 29, 2023, 11:34:40 AM
Yesterday, an insurance/financial sales representative got frustrated with me. Called me "poor" in fact.

I was looking for those life insurance and catastrophic illness policies for each of my children.  You know, something that will pay them back when they turn 50, etc... It was something that I wanted to do, pay all of the premiums up front and have it there for them because I won't be around then.

This agent had a difficult time giving me good, solid documentation. A PDF chart of the monthly premium, the annual premium and the valuation chart over the life of the policy. What I got was a series of actual photographs of the screen with much of the information cut off...

Try trying to get information out of them on a whole life policy - how much of the premium is for the actual life insurance and how much is for the investment / ''cash value''.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 29, 2023, 11:36:14 AM
... Same with quarter pounders W cheese, that does at least claim to be real meat...

Do you remember the Pink Slime controversy?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on April 29, 2023, 11:57:55 AM
Try trying to get information out of them on a whole life policy - how much of the premium is for the actual life insurance and how much is for the investment / ''cash value''.

A great question to ask directly... I was hoping charts would show that exact information. Either it was an ignorant agent or a deceptive agent.  Argh.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on April 29, 2023, 12:16:51 PM
A great question to ask directly... I was hoping charts would show that exact information. Either it was an ignorant agent or a deceptive agent.  Argh.

I decided they're salesmen, trained in selling.  Ask the something not in their ''selling or dummies'' manual and they don't know, or even who to ask.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on April 29, 2023, 01:38:54 PM
Do you remember the Pink Slime controversy?
Why does that sound familiar..?  Refresh me please @PB

Oh wait.. was that about 15 years ago, Arby's?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on April 29, 2023, 04:14:08 PM
This agent had a difficult time giving me good, solid documentation.

With the exception of @PB , when I find someone to be incompetent or dishonest, I just walk away.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 01, 2023, 11:00:44 AM
The linked article is about community College students trying to transfer to a four-year university, but not being able to take the credits they worked for already...

Well I feel bad for people like the girl featured in this article, this was completely avoidable. It requires research and communicating with the schools that you are interested in transferring to.

With one of my kids, we were surprised to find that community College courses used to graduate high school, along with the regular AP stuff, was accepted at the University level, but it would not have been accepted by the University of California system...

I think truth in education rules need to be implemented, seriously.

https://apnews.com/article/bachelor-degree-community-college-transfer-credits-cec0154f260c130fbbfcb593de77e4da
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 01, 2023, 05:20:01 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 04, 2023, 11:58:24 AM
At the risk of TMI, I think I may have 'frolicked' this morning. After breakfast. Nude and sprawled out on the couch with a cup of strong black coffee. All comfy like. Is that frolicking? If it is, I'm gonna frolic the fuck outta myself today.  Sure, paint your own picture of shameful masturbation and such BUT NO! This is innocent and pure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 04, 2023, 12:02:50 PM
At the risk of TMI, I think I may have 'frolicked' this morning. After breakfast. Nude and sprawled out on the couch with a cup of strong black coffee. All comfy like. Is that frolicking? If it is, I'm gonna frolic the fuck outta myself today.  Sure, paint your own picture of shameful masturbation and such BUT NO! This is innocent and pure.

It's frolicking if:
Your arm is raised or straight
Your wrist is limp
You are skipping
You are running with short steps and flatfooted.

I think you were just slobbing around... Or hoping for a hot pizza delivery girl to get the wrong address...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 04, 2023, 12:18:23 PM
It's frolicking if:
Your arm is raised or straight
Your wrist is limp
You are skipping
You are running with short steps and flatfooted.

I think you were just slobbing around... Or hoping for a hot pizza delivery girl to get the wrong address...
You may have a point there..

Let us examine this further.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 04, 2023, 01:47:20 PM
You may have a point there..

Let us examine this further.

I learned a lot from watching Monty Python.
😏😏😏
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: K_Dubb on May 04, 2023, 10:38:40 PM
At the risk of TMI, I think I may have 'frolicked' this morning. After breakfast. Nude and sprawled out on the couch with a cup of strong black coffee. All comfy like. Is that frolicking? If it is, I'm gonna frolic the fuck outta myself today.  Sure, paint your own picture of shameful masturbation and such BUT NO! This is innocent and pure.

This is utterly shameless gay-baiting and I am so here for it 👀 it has been a long, cold winter
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 04, 2023, 10:53:04 PM
This is utterly shameless gay-baiting and I am so here for it 👀 it has been a long, cold winter
No, nooooo, I just lounging. And if I'm being honest I was wearing rusty saw blades all over my body, thus making it extremely dangerous for the potential lust driven admirer of hunky me. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 05, 2023, 12:17:16 AM
@KSM    Did you frolic while dog-walking today? Dogs are great conversation starters
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on May 05, 2023, 01:41:23 AM
This is utterly shameless gay-baiting and I am so here for it 👀 it has been a long, cold winter

Thank god you are here. I've been carrying the site by myself for far too long. @Peter Wyngarde has been no help at all, the indolent toad.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: K_Dubb on May 05, 2023, 07:42:08 AM
No, nooooo, I just lounging. And if I'm being honest I was wearing rusty saw blades all over my body, thus making it extremely dangerous for the potential lust driven admirer of hunky me.

Oh I would never touch, dont worry your sculpted self over that.  The only threat I pose is sincere admiration 😍
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on May 05, 2023, 07:44:11 AM
https://twitter.com/shinohai2017/status/1654084682730860544
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: K_Dubb on May 05, 2023, 07:56:06 AM
Thank god you are here. I've been carrying the site by myself for far too long. @Peter Wyngarde has been no help at all, the indolent toad.

Shreddie is an ill-tempered no-good cusser whose bile seeps into any discourse and slowly poisons any company he is in, where the devil is he ?!?!?! @Shreddie @Shreddie @Shreddie
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 05, 2023, 08:31:23 AM
Maybe he was chosen to be in the parade and is busy practicing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: K_Dubb on May 05, 2023, 08:36:24 AM
Maybe he was chosen to be in the parade and is busy practicing.

I had assumed he was chosen to bear the canopy like his illustrious forebear in the literary arts but as you see there is no canopy this time, just a sort of changing-booth that I imagine will be put up furtively by stage hands all dressed in black so you don't see them.  Maybe he is one of those.  A "Gentleman of the Changing-Booth" has a nice ring to it, or maybe "Groom of the Stall"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 05, 2023, 12:35:34 PM
My neighbor has decided that he wasn't loud and annoying enough and his upped his annoyance. He is a true Floridian through and through.

My response? I got into my multitrack software and put parts of three audio book samplers, an audio track from a 60 minutes interview and bio feedback tones into a seven and a half minute loop.

I drained off all of the bass frequencies so this shit cuts through. When he finally says something, I think I'll attack his parenting skills to start off with... One of his kids acts half his age and screams like a little girl. Playing in front of my house after 9:30 at night gets old after one night.

I think it is just loud enough to barely be heard, which is my goal. It is to continual may play all day without pissing myself off.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on May 06, 2023, 04:27:29 PM
My neighbor has decided that he wasn't loud and annoying enough and his upped his annoyance. He is a true Floridian through and through.

My response? I got into my multitrack software and put parts of three audio book samplers, an audio track from a 60 minutes interview and bio feedback tones into a seven and a half minute loop.

I drained off all of the bass frequencies so this shit cuts through. When he finally says something, I think I'll attack his parenting skills to start off with... One of his kids acts half his age and screams like a little girl. Playing in front of my house after 9:30 at night gets old after one night.

I think it is just loud enough to barely be heard, which is my goal. It is to continual may play all day without pissing myself off.
As long as the kids aren’t on your lawn…
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 06, 2023, 04:42:10 PM
As long as the kids aren’t on your lawn…

The family that momma does OnlyFans or some online sex shit (I overheard she had 2,003 minutes of views yesterday while I was gardening today) has the younger kids who, more innocently, wander onto my property. 

The noisy one has friends park in front of my driveway, etc... His kids will get decapitated if I catch them on my property. (He knows it, they have been trespassed by the local PD.)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 08, 2023, 03:42:32 PM
Oh, the photo matches the crime...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on May 08, 2023, 04:00:17 PM
Oh, the photo matches the crime...

Physiognomy rarely steers wrong.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on May 10, 2023, 04:37:30 AM
Back in November I posted about phone calls claiming there were people shooting up schools in Savannah, Brunswick, Valdosta, and Camden County, Georgia as well as Jacksonville, Florida. The calls came within minutes of each other and were quickly determined to be hoaxes. Particularly since the caller identified himself as Paul Anka. Anyway, hoax or not, the police responded in force just to be sure and nothing was found.

Today we learn that the events so traumatized the children in Savannah, they are still receiving counseling. What? After five months?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 10, 2023, 05:15:59 AM
Back in November I posted about phone calls claiming there were people shooting up schools in Savannah, Brunswick, Valdosta, and Camden County, Georgia as well as Jacksonville, Florida. The calls came within minutes of each other and were quickly determined to be hoaxes. Particularly since the caller identified himself as Paul Anka. Anyway, hoax or not, the police responded in force just to be sure and nothing was found.

Today we learn that the events so traumatized the children in Savannah, they are still receiving counseling. What? After five months?

If it was Wayne Newton they would have forgotten it the next day but Paul Anka?  That leaves scars.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 10, 2023, 06:07:45 AM
Back in November I posted about phone calls claiming there were people shooting up schools in Savannah, Brunswick, Valdosta, and Camden County, Georgia as well as Jacksonville, Florida. The calls came within minutes of each other and were quickly determined to be hoaxes. Particularly since the caller identified himself as Paul Anka. Anyway, hoax or not, the police responded in force just to be sure and nothing was found.

Today we learn that the events so traumatized the children in Savannah, they are still receiving counseling. What? After five months?

Indoctrination.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 10, 2023, 08:00:20 AM
Indoctrination.

They will all be enduring genital mutilation, gland removal and hormonal treatment in the end.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on May 11, 2023, 09:34:16 PM
https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1655066900504911875

CEO are really annoying. Complete unjustified confidence. She didn't help Yahoo and crashed tumblr, but in her mind the success of Netflix and Hulu would have happened if Yahoo purchased it and not once crosses her mind she could (and probably would) have f*cked that up too lol
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 12, 2023, 08:51:35 AM
If it was Wayne Newton they would have forgotten it the next day but Paul Anka?  That leaves scars.

lol
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 12, 2023, 08:53:33 AM
Oh, the photo matches the crime...
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Norman Bates' illegitimate son
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 12, 2023, 06:08:57 PM
Norman Bates' illegitimate son

He kinda looks like the guy from ALF.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on May 13, 2023, 10:59:45 AM


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 13, 2023, 07:39:10 PM
Today I was talking to a friend who has spent quite a bit of time teaching English in various Asian countries.  Smart guy, he typically teaches advanced students who are studying to get top grades on a certain test to get into Western universities.

In this story, he was teaching a class for smart four year olds in China, whose parents enrolled them.  These kids all had Western-style nicknames their parents had given them for English class, names like Panda, Tiger, Cinderella, Butterfly, and so on, but also more traditional names, Jennifer, Mike, James, Linda.  One little girl had the unfortunate nickname Dickcheney (all one word).  Of course my friend was the only one who thought anything of it.  Lol. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on May 13, 2023, 08:34:46 PM
Today I was talking to a friend who has spent quite a bit of time teaching English in various Asian countries.  Smart guy, he typically teaches advanced students who are studying to get top grades on a certain test to get into Western universities.

In this story, he was teaching a class for smart four year olds in China, whose parents enrolled them.  These kids all had Western-style nicknames their parents had given them for English class, names like Panda, Tiger, Cinderella, Butterfly, and so on, but also more traditional names, Jennifer, Mike, James, Linda.  One little girl had the unfortunate nickname Dickcheney (all one word).  Of course my friend was the only one who thought anything of it.  Lol.

How much do you have to pay this guy monthly to be your friend?

I might be available for that gig.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 13, 2023, 11:39:44 PM
How much do you have to pay this guy monthly to be your friend?

I might be available for that gig.

Well bless your heart, lol
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on May 13, 2023, 11:44:49 PM
Well bless your heart, lol

That's how they say "Go suck a fat one" in the South.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on May 14, 2023, 01:50:29 PM


The best scrambled eggs you will ever have.

Also, this guy made Gordon Ramsay cry when Ramsay was working for him in the 80s, saying something to the effect of "you're like dogshit, always in the middle of the road" when Ramsay was bumbling around the kitchen.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Jayzelady on May 14, 2023, 10:12:30 PM
That's how they say "Go suck a fat one" in the South.

Yup, pretty much. One of our favorite but polite ways of saying F OFF. Speaking from experience as a resident of the Deep South, of course. LOL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2023, 11:14:35 AM
Florida man runs amuck. Naked as Jaybird. Dork out, balls a flapping. Rumbling with guys in a Gym. Rumbling with guys on the sidewalk. Hassling a one legged guy in a wheel chair. Rumbling with guys in the street.  Tased twice and cares not.

NSFW

https://twitter.com/ONLYinDADE/status/1658674322272124930
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 17, 2023, 11:29:45 AM
Florida man runs amuck. Naked as Jaybird. Dork out, balls a flapping. Rumbling with guys in a Gym. Rumbling with guys on the sidewalk. Hassling a one legged guy in a wheel chair. Rumbling with guys in the street.  Tased twice and cares not.

NSFW

I.. just don't know what to say.  WTF?  Like.. W!T!F!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 17, 2023, 11:33:10 AM
Florida man runs amuck. Naked as Jaybird. Dork out, balls a flapping. Rumbling with guys in a Gym. Rumbling with guys on the sidewalk. Hassling a one legged guy in a wheel chair. Rumbling with guys in the street.  Tased twice and cares not.

NSFW


I would not have that much confidence if my peeper was that small.
Attacks a cop and still gets the white glove treatment.
Adorable.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 17, 2023, 02:07:26 PM
Florida man runs amuck. Naked as Jaybird. Dork out, balls a flapping. Rumbling with guys in a Gym. Rumbling with guys on the sidewalk. Hassling a one legged guy in a wheel chair. Rumbling with guys in the street.  Tased twice and cares not.

NSFW

https://twitter.com/ONLYinDADE/status/1658674322272124930

Just another slow night in southern Florida. He probably took a penis growth serum and wants his money back
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 17, 2023, 03:32:12 PM
I would not have that much confidence if my peeper was that small.

He probably took a penis growth serum and wants his money back

Maybe he's a grower?  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 17, 2023, 03:35:07 PM
Cold day? Shrinkage?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 17, 2023, 03:49:57 PM
Cold day? Shrinkage?
Actually he's way bigger than me. I've a lil nub.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 17, 2023, 03:56:45 PM
Actually he's way bigger than me. I've a lil nub.  :'(

Steroids?
🙄🙄🙄🙄

I used to tell the Asian girls that, just to keep the door (of opportunity) open...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 17, 2023, 04:12:41 PM
Steroids?
🙄🙄🙄🙄

I used to tell the Asian girls that, just to keep the door (of opportunity) open...
Steroids? Hell no. I was hiking and a wolverine popped out of the bushes and bit it off. I ran home and cancelled the date I had for that evening. ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2023, 06:11:40 PM
Steroids? Hell no. I was hiking and a wolverine popped out of the bushes and bit it off. I ran home and cancelled the date I had for that evening. ;D

It happens. Hopefully you got some pay back. Went back out into the sticks, caught it and had fresh Wolverine for supper.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on May 17, 2023, 11:53:05 PM
Steroids? Hell no. I was hiking and a wolverine popped out of the bushes and bit it off. I ran home and cancelled the date I had for that evening. ;D

Could have been a horny beaver that popped out of the bush. They always go for the groin.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 20, 2023, 06:03:29 AM
Saw a blurb about Spiderman, scaling great heights in London to destroy some sort of perverse statue in front of the BBC. Sounded intriguing so I gave it a little click-a-roo.  The reality was a bit underwhelming.


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 21, 2023, 04:44:34 AM
I wish we had a coffee thread to discuss all things coffee, and even tea.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on May 21, 2023, 03:00:27 PM
Saw this on Instagram.  I guess that technically, he did make the jump. 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 21, 2023, 08:19:03 PM
I wish we had a coffee thread to discuss all things coffee, and even tea.

I like my coffee like my shoes, black.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 23, 2023, 07:54:22 PM
I like my coffee like my shoes, black.
And your men.  ;D ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 23, 2023, 07:57:12 PM
Saw this on Instagram.  I guess that technically, he did make the jump. 


WOW @Rikki Gins Been a long time since I saw that video. The landing platform could have completely given out.. close call.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 23, 2023, 08:01:14 PM
And your men.  ;D ;)
Not to bring Falkie up, but that's Falkie's line
😁😁😁😁

Airplane was a classic.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 23, 2023, 09:20:16 PM
Not to bring Falkie up, but that's Falkie's line
😁😁😁😁

Airplane was a classic.

I too like my coffee black. Light or medium roast. Not sure why but finding light roast seems to be a bit of a task at times. At Christmas I'll add some chocolate protein powder and Irish whiskey to my brew. Top with that whip cream and chocolate sprinkles.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 23, 2023, 11:08:21 PM
I too like my coffee black. Light or medium roast. Not sure why but finding light roast seems to be a bit of a task at times. At Christmas I'll add some chocolate protein powder and Irish whiskey to my brew. Top with that whip cream and chocolate sprinkles.

Christmas drunk, are you?

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 26, 2023, 03:53:25 PM
Christmas drunk, are you?

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Not really. Hardly at all. Things were always hectic (in a good way) as there was much to do. We were always hosting and I wanted to enjoy every bit of it. Oh,  after all jolly folks had left and the house was clean and back to normal, down to my gym or studio I went with a bottle of Glenlivet 18 (my Christmas scotch) Got to bed usually about 5am 12/26.  I enjoy my own company immensely. Unless I'm a bastard and in which case I tell me to fuck off.     But I don't.. fuck off
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 26, 2023, 05:18:22 PM
Do you have these conversations with or without a mirror?
😁😁😁😁

Any big music-related discoveries in Denver?  Local luthiers, a nerdy microtonal community, whatever might be cool???
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 26, 2023, 06:01:50 PM
Do you have these conversations with or without a mirror?
😁😁😁😁

Any big music-related discoveries in Denver?  Local luthiers, a nerdy microtonal community, whatever might be cool???
Alot of cover bands. My latest offering was from a Foo Fighters tribute band. WTF? Are they that big?  I guess I was going to be Dave in that lineup. A couple of country bands looking for a rock guitar guy with long hair. I've jammed a few times with a bass player and drummer, but the bass player died just before Christmas. Day before ShayP in fact.

There is a beer garden that has live bands on Fridays and Saturdays. I can hear them, a band, as I type this. They just played Every Little Thing by The Police. I can sit on my patio/balcony and watch or V and I can go down there.

https://www.belleviewbeergarden.com/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 26, 2023, 06:10:43 PM
Alot of cover bands. My latest offering was from a Foo Fighters tribute band. WTF? Are they that big?  I guess I was going to be Dave in that lineup. A couple of country bands looking for a rock guitar guy with long hair. I've jammed a few times with a bass player and drummer, but the bass player died just before Christmas. Day before ShayP in fact.

There is a beer garden that has live bands on Fridays and Saturdays. I can hear them, a band, as I type this. They just played Every Little Thing by The Police. I can sit on my patio/balcony and watch or V and I can go down there.

https://www.belleviewbeergarden.com/

I'm a bit jealous!!! I'm too suburban.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on May 27, 2023, 04:20:58 AM
I'm a bit jealous!!! I'm too suburban.

It's different. Especially after the life I had for 20 years previous. Bit of a kid in a candy store sort of feel to this neighborhood with all the food places and pubs. Oh, and the yoga studios  8)  I will add that the sushi out here is sub par, not surprising.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on May 27, 2023, 07:24:35 AM
It's different. Especially after the life I had for 20 years previous. Bit of a kid in a candy store sort of feel to this neighborhood with all the food places and pubs. Oh, and the yoga studios  8)  I will add that the sushi out here is sub par, not surprising.

The freshest sushi/sashimi that I have experienced in America is in Las Vegas. Second best, Los Angeles. They fly the stuff into McCarran. There's a place East of the airport you buy what's left after the restaurants get what they need for the day.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 03, 2023, 10:47:33 AM
The freshest sushi/sashimi that I have experienced in America is in Las Vegas. Second best, Los Angeles. They fly the stuff into McCarran. There's a place East of the airport you buy what's left after the restaurants get what they need for the day.
Yeah, that's how to do it. Same day! Out here you'd think they truck it in inside a Coleman camping cooler with a bag of ice and a six pack for the driver.

Vancouver has or had the best sushi in the world. They were able to say that for many years, but I'm not sure anymore.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 03, 2023, 11:09:04 AM
Yeah, that's how to do it. Same day! Out here you'd think they truck it in inside a Coleman camping cooler with a bag of ice and a six pack for the driver.

Vancouver has or had the best sushi in the world. They were able to say that for many years, but I'm not sure anymore.

All fish that is eaten raw has to be frozen in order to be sold in North America, how much difference would an extra day or 10 make anyway?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 03, 2023, 11:55:49 AM
All fish that is eaten raw has to be frozen in order to be sold in North America, how much difference would an extra day or 10 make anyway?
The sushi-belt place on the first floor of my complex has the twice frozen texture, and then..  it assumes room temperature as it all goes around and around on the belt ride for some length of time. The wasabi is the powdered kind and the ginger is faded and dry around the edges at times. (ick)  YET sometimes when you get it all together in your mouth it seems ok.  :-[

Might as well be Fresh Saskatchewan Sushi  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 03, 2023, 02:01:20 PM
Sour soda candy from Japan. I don't think of soda as sour.
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Designing candy packages is the animator's part-time job. He's a sex doll designer for his day gig.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 04, 2023, 08:48:26 AM
I did not know until recently that we, in Colorado, have "moth season" they're everywhere for about three weeks now and they're big! Plump! Sort of scary and I had to run away from one a few days ago. I shrieked like a little girl.  I think I'm scared of them..  :o :-[

Fortunately moth season is winding down as they all die off..

MOTHra
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 04, 2023, 08:53:06 AM
I did not know until recently that we, in Colorado, have "moth season" they're everywhere for about three weeks now and they're big! Plump! Sort of scary and I had to run away from one a few days ago. I shrieked like a little girl.  I think I'm scared of them..  :o :-[

Fortunately moth season is winding down as they all die off..

MOTHra
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Hide your wool undies...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 04, 2023, 11:08:59 AM
I did not know until recently that we, in Colorado, have "moth season" they're everywhere for about three weeks now and they're big! Plump! Sort of scary and I had to run away from one a few days ago. I shrieked like a little girl.  I think I'm scared of them..  :o :-[

Fortunately moth season is winding down as they all die off...


Has anyone mentioned mosquito season?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 04, 2023, 12:19:20 PM

Has anyone mentioned mosquito season?

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Too dry here. Arrived beginning of last August and have yet to see one. Again - Too dry.

What movie is that giant mosquito attack from? @PB
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on June 04, 2023, 05:09:10 PM
Old people who use their iPhone flashlights to read menus should be gassed.

You're not in a coal mine. If you can't read a menu in slightly dim conditions you should stay home and eat microwave meals.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 04, 2023, 05:39:31 PM
Old people who use their iPhone flashlights to read menus should be gassed.

You're not in a coal mine. If you can't read a menu in slightly dim conditions you should stay home and eat microwave meals.

First World problems?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on June 06, 2023, 09:57:12 AM
https://twitter.com/not_the_bee/status/1666123550296801291
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 06, 2023, 03:29:05 PM
Naked witches caught on video eating a deer carcass.
https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/stunned-nurse-catches-carcass-eating-witches-on-security-camera/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 07, 2023, 08:53:22 PM
Concussed myself this afternoon while attempting to get a few guitar cases down from a very high shelf. There was a large air purifier on top of the cases and I knew that it was going to fall as I slid the cases off the shelf. Plan was to let the suitcase sized unit fall and bounce off my shoulder to the ground and I would then trash it. Must have misjudged. It fell directly onto the top of my head, thus dummying me for several minutes with guitar cases in hands..  Now, hours later, I'm groggy and exhausted. Want to sleep for 18 hours.

If I die in my sleep, please understand that none of you are in my will and I am sorry for that. Should I survive, I will make an appointment with my attorney to make things right between you and I. Or, I'll renege on that and won't change anything but I'll feel bad about it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 08, 2023, 02:15:31 AM
Concussed myself this afternoon while attempting to get a few guitar cases down from a very high shelf. There was a large air purifier on top of the cases and I knew that it was going to fall as I slid the cases off the shelf. Plan was to let the suitcase sized unit fall and bounce off my shoulder to the ground and I would then trash it. Must have misjudged. It fell directly onto the top of my head, thus dummying me for several minutes with guitar cases in hands..  Now, hours later, I'm groggy and exhausted. Want to sleep for 18 hours.

If I die in my sleep, please understand that none of you are in my will and I am sorry for that. Should I survive, I will make an appointment with my attorney to make things right between you and I. Or, I'll renege on that and won't change anything but I'll feel bad about it.

Ouchy! (https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e63f8bfb-9990-478e-857e-58cfb809c234)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on June 08, 2023, 02:35:48 AM
Concussed myself this afternoon while attempting to get a few guitar cases down from a very high shelf. There was a large air purifier on top of the cases and I knew that it was going to fall as I slid the cases off the shelf. Plan was to let the suitcase sized unit fall and bounce off my shoulder to the ground and I would then trash it. Must have misjudged. It fell directly onto the top of my head, thus dummying me for several minutes with guitar cases in hands..  Now, hours later, I'm groggy and exhausted. Want to sleep for 18 hours.

If I die in my sleep, please understand that none of you are in my will and I am sorry for that. Should I survive, I will make an appointment with my attorney to make things right between you and I. Or, I'll renege on that and won't change anything but I'll feel bad about it.
I was counting on getting the flying spinning back Kick guitar when you exited. Since I’m not getting it I hope you get better I guess.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on June 08, 2023, 04:06:29 AM
I'm very confused. Senda is making a typical post about what a feckless asshat he's been on his most recent shithole cleaning video, but it's appearing under KSM's account!  Can anyone confirm the oopsie that revealed the truth?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 08, 2023, 11:46:24 PM
Ouchy! (https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e63f8bfb-9990-478e-857e-58cfb809c234)
Squared.

I was counting on getting the flying spinning back Kick guitar when you exited. Since I’m not getting it I hope you get better I guess.
You hope I get better you guess.  okay

I'm very confused. Senda is making a typical post about what a feckless asshat he's been on his most recent shithole cleaning video, but it's appearing under KSM's account!  Can anyone confirm the oopsie that revealed the truth?
You're always confused.

And again. Same stuff over and over from you. Gay as fuck, fuck as gay. You're gayer than a room of 8 guys blowing 9, and you hate yourself for it. You never win. You're a deviant. No winning for you. You know that.

For someone who has me on ignore you sure can't help yourself from reading everything I post.  Click away coz there is a lot more to come.

Lulz  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 09, 2023, 12:17:26 AM
When on the road, the best pit stops are at car dealerships. Clean toilets, no homeless people and free coffee (usually).
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 09, 2023, 12:26:53 AM
When on the road, the best pit stops are at car dealerships. Clean toilets, no homeless people and free coffee (usually).

McDonald's has nice amenities. And you don't have buy a car every time you need to pee
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 09, 2023, 02:16:40 AM
McDonald's has nice amenities. And you don't have buy a car every time you need to pee

Their coffee ain't bad, but I haven't been in McDonald's in what seems like decades.  No homeless people?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on June 09, 2023, 03:56:43 PM
You hope I get better you guess.  okay
Your alive!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on June 09, 2023, 03:57:11 PM
You’re alive!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on June 09, 2023, 04:03:54 PM
Your alive!

1. Trump indicted
2. Pat Robertson is floating at the top of the bowl
3. KSM is alive

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 10, 2023, 08:13:16 AM
1. Trump indicted
2. Pat Robertson is floating at the top of the bowl
3. KSM is alive

YES! He is LIVE!

KSM Alive II Great album!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on June 10, 2023, 03:16:46 PM


I cannot get enough Marco Pierre White cooking videos
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on June 10, 2023, 09:14:56 PM


I cannot get enough Marco Pierre White cooking videos

Listening to MPW makes me cry ... but in a good way.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 11, 2023, 05:01:06 PM
Turn on your translator! This shit could be happening. The Church of In-N-Out Burger will be victorious!

https://www.shibukei.com/headline/17577/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 12, 2023, 09:10:35 AM
In my ads recently is this item on the left.
What exactly is it? I have my suspicions but cannot be sure.
AND IF MY SUSPICION IS CORRECT, WHY IS THIS PRODUCT BEING SUGESSTED TO ME?

"INSULTAION!" - JC Webster

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 12, 2023, 09:44:31 AM
In my ads recently is this item on the left.
What exactly is it? I have my suspicions but cannot be sure.
AND IF MY SUSPICION IS CORRECT, WHY IS THIS PRODUCT BEING SUGESSTED TO ME?

"INSULTAION!" - JC Webster

They know what their customers' need
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 12, 2023, 09:54:06 AM
Their coffee ain't bad, but I haven't been in McDonald's in what seems like decades.  No homeless people?

When on road trips I only go into McDonald's for their bathrooms. Usually spotless and no homeless that I have seen. And usually placed conveniently close to an exit door so you don't have to troop through the whole place.
A Good Place to Go When on the Go
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 12, 2023, 10:07:23 AM
YES! He is LIVE!

KSM Alive II Great album!

3. KSM is alive

Your alive!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on June 12, 2023, 10:10:31 AM
A half step above being a bank teller I guess...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 12, 2023, 11:42:47 AM
In my ads recently is this item on the left.
What exactly is it? I have my suspicions but cannot be sure.
AND IF MY SUSPICION IS CORRECT, WHY IS THIS PRODUCT BEING SUGESSTED TO ME?

"INSULTAION!" - JC Webster

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How much for the one on the right?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 12, 2023, 01:05:21 PM
They know what their customers' need
You're saying that the item is a male enhancement piece? And that I such help? @TigerLily

How much for the one on the right?
I don't know what the hell she's doing in there.

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Not sure I've seen that..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 12, 2023, 01:22:28 PM
When on road trips I only go into McDonald's for their bathrooms. Usually spotless and no homeless that I have seen. And usually placed conveniently close to an exit door so you don't have to troop through the whole place.
A Good Place to Go When on the Go

Great information. I would have never thought that McDonald's would be so pragmatic about keeping clean bathrooms.

Driving to Portland will be a lot more comfortable now
😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 12, 2023, 03:16:58 PM
Great information. I would have never thought that McDonald's would be so pragmatic about keeping clean bathrooms.

Driving to Portland will be a lot more comfortable now
😁😁😁
Lily drives along.
Urge to pinch a large loaf hits.
Lily pulls over to a McDonalds.
Stinks the place up.
Lily drives on.

Smirk on her face..


And now @sean92008
You're going to do the same thing..

You two are disgusting.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 12, 2023, 03:56:56 PM
Lily drives along.
Urge to pinch a large loaf hits.
Lily pulls over to a McDonalds.
Stinks the place up.
Lily drives on.

Smirk on her face..


And now @sean92008
You're going to do the same thing..

You two are disgusting.

Hahaha.

Got to order number two at Mickey D's, eh?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 12, 2023, 04:49:55 PM


Got to order number two at Mickey D's, eh?
On a sesame seed bum.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 12, 2023, 05:48:31 PM
A half step above being a bank teller I guess...




Do you think he kicks the shit out of ill-mannered hamsters?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 12, 2023, 06:14:02 PM
Great information. I would have never thought that McDonald's would be so pragmatic about keeping clean bathrooms.

Driving to Portland will be a lot more comfortable now
😁😁😁

Have a great trip. And go in peace
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on June 12, 2023, 06:17:48 PM
A half step above being a bank teller I guess...



This gives me an idea for a new thread: What was your first/worst job?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 12, 2023, 07:02:03 PM
Have a great trip. And go in peace

Thanks. It'll be fun. I love trees.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 15, 2023, 09:42:23 PM
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Japanese candy.  Fuck vegetables!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 19, 2023, 12:57:06 AM
I love this...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 19, 2023, 10:10:13 PM
I absolutely loathe texting. Why anyone would want to text back n' forth for 20 minutes when they can accomplish the same thing in a 5 minute phone call is far beyond me. Customers use to try that shit with me and it drove me nuts.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 20, 2023, 09:00:57 PM
I wish I had a picture. A truck had a wrap on it. Comic book themed, it was really sharp looking. Based on one of the dialogue bubbles, it must have been a roofing company. Unfortunately, the only place that appeared to have the business's name was a very small spot on the rear tailgate.

Completely illegible at a distance of maybe four or five car lengths. All the while, the rest of the comic artwork was quite easily seen across the freeway.  Whoever commissioned that was obviously not thinking about where they wanted their business name to be seen. It was a waste of money.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 20, 2023, 09:08:39 PM
I wish I had a picture. A truck had a wrap on it. Comic book themed, it was really sharp looking. Based on one of the dialogue bubbles, it must have been a roofing company. Unfortunately, the only place that appeared to have the business's name was a very small spot on the rear tailgate.

Completely illegible at a distance of maybe four or five car lengths. All the while, the rest of the comic artwork was quite easily seen across the freeway.  Whoever commissioned that was obviously not thinking about where they wanted their business name to be seen. It was a waste of money.
Yeah wraps are tricky. I think people get caught up in their ego and or excitement in the designing the damn thing. Flashy is good but when the logo itself becomes almost lost in it all.. like you said - waste of money.

My wrap was great although I too had to be pulled back down to earth in the designing process.

"keep it simple, stupid" - Gene Simmons
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 20, 2023, 09:13:42 PM
I wish I had a picture. A truck had a wrap on it. Comic book themed, it was really sharp looking. Based on one of the dialogue bubbles, it must have been a roofing company. Unfortunately, the only place that appeared to have the business's name was a very small spot on the rear tailgate.

Completely illegible at a distance of maybe four or five car lengths. All the while, the rest of the comic artwork was quite easily seen across the freeway.  Whoever commissioned that was obviously not thinking about where they wanted their business name to be seen. It was a waste of money.

Because it was on a car used for business, I think it was probably completely deductible.  Maybe they didn't want to blemish it with the company name and logo.

I agree, still a waste of money
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 20, 2023, 10:18:18 PM
I absolutely loathe texting. Why anyone would want to text back n' forth for 20 minutes when they can accomplish the same thing in a 5 minute phone call is far beyond me. Customers use to try that shit with me and it drove me nuts.

There have been numerous craftsman and salesman who have lost business with me because of their insistence on using texts.

I had a lawyer give me some very sound advice in the not too distant past. Get it in writing, but not in a text.   I guess the "pressure" and "distraction" get people out of culpability when sending business texts. Plus, it will drop off the server it's delivered by within a few months at the longest.

Stalking is another matter, obviously.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 24, 2023, 08:31:11 AM
There have been numerous craftsman and salesman who have lost business with me because of their insistence on using texts.

I had a lawyer give me some very sound advice in the not too distant past. Get it in writing, but not in a text.   I guess the "pressure" and "distraction" get people out of culpability when sending business texts. Plus, it will drop off the server it's delivered by within a few months at the longest.

Stalking is another matter, obviously.
It was bloody painful.

Random afternoon or evening and a text dings through.

"how much?" That would literally be the entire text.
I would reply with.. "you'll have to elaborate"
Them - "per square foot. How much?"
Me - "That depends on what type of flooring you are looking at"
Them - "Laminate" "Good stuff"
Me - "A phone call would make this go much quicker, allowing us both to get on with our day" (my number)

That exchange would take about 15 minutes.

Phone may or may not ring and usually the person would turn out to be quite pleasant. Weird.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 24, 2023, 08:34:36 AM
It was bloody painful.

Random afternoon or evening and a text dings through.

"how much?" That would literally be the entire text.


At least it wasn't a solicitation for gay man love. That could have so gone there.
🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 24, 2023, 08:45:48 AM
At least it wasn't a solicitation for gay man love. That could have so gone there.
🙄🙄🙄

Ok. Here's one for the books.

I was once contacted (2011 ish) through our band website. The guy had messaged "why aren't I seeing any meat?"
We were called Meat Monster  ::)
I replied something like.. "What?"

He wanted dick pics and such.

I had noticed his email address. A place of business. It had his name right in the email. Something like..   Todd.Smith@businessname.com

I googled the business and him. Saw pictures of the company he worked for and his house on maps. Minivan with child seats in the driveway etc.  Stoooopid!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 24, 2023, 09:19:02 AM
With that band name, you were asking for that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 24, 2023, 10:16:25 AM
With that band name, you were asking for that.
It was for the chicks JUAN. THE CHICKS!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 24, 2023, 10:20:03 AM
It always is, isn’t it?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on June 24, 2023, 10:35:51 AM
It was bloody painful.

Random afternoon or evening and a text dings through.

"how much?" That would literally be the entire text.
I would reply with.. "you'll have to elaborate"
Them - "per square foot. How much?"
Me - "That depends on what type of flooring you are looking at"
Them - "Laminate" "Good stuff"
Me - "A phone call would make this go much quicker, allowing us both to get on with our day" (my number)

That exchange would take about 15 minutes.

Phone may or may not ring and usually the person would turn out to be quite pleasant. Weird.  :-\


They probably didn't want to ''bother'' you.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 24, 2023, 11:28:16 AM

They probably didn't want to ''bother'' you.

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Oh, but they did bother me with their socially inept inept interruptions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 28, 2023, 10:23:22 PM
Applying a two minute texting limit to all those I know. This should weed out the shitfucks from the legit. I will no longer tolerate any of it. Pick up the phone you fragile fucks and be done with it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on June 28, 2023, 11:28:57 PM
Applying a two minute texting limit to all those I know. This should weed out the shitfucks from the legit. I will no longer tolerate any of it. Pick up the phone you fragile fucks and be done with it.

Is there such a thing as an auto reply text?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on June 29, 2023, 09:58:01 AM
Is there such a thing as an auto reply text?
Yes. It's called not responding.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on June 29, 2023, 11:41:13 AM
Hahahahahahaha.  Program it to replicate sNoory.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/people-hire-phone-bots-to-torture-telemarketers-2dbb8457?mod=djemalertNEWS
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 03, 2023, 03:24:01 PM
In the shower a few hours ago I actually dropped the soap. --Paused--  ???
It was then that I was faced with the question on whether or not I could trust myself enough to not fuck myself enough..  :-\

Good Lord I'm a beast.  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 03, 2023, 03:39:09 PM
In the shower a few hours ago I actually dropped the soap. --Paused--  ???
It was then that I was faced with the question on whether or not I could trust myself enough to not fuck myself enough..  :-\

Good Lord I'm a beast.  :o

Spent much time in lockup? What about in France? I shudder to think other places you might have been where this threat existed...
🙄🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 03, 2023, 03:41:30 PM
Spent much time in lockup? What about in France? I shudder to think other places you might have been where this threat existed...
🙄🙄🙄🙄
No prison or jail time.
Never been to France.
Nope.  It's just that I can be very persuasive..  and I fall for it every time!  :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 03, 2023, 03:46:14 PM
No prison or jail time.
Never been to France.
Nope.  It's just that I can be very persuasive..  and I fall for it every time!  :-[

The only other place you might have been that would have planted the seed of that type of ass rape threat would be as guitarist of Judas Priest. Did Halford Rob you of your virginity?
😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 07, 2023, 09:39:13 AM
This complex I'm in is a condo/Apartment complex. You can buy them at reasonable bloat. It is sort of tempting at times but there are no yards/lawns to mow and nurture. No scenery to personalize with giant rocks and cool thingamajigs to make perfect space and place for.  There are no decks to build and certainly no sheds and fences to maintain.

That said, I have been nude on my patio..
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 07, 2023, 01:38:09 PM
This complex I'm in is a condo/Apartment complex. You can buy them at reasonable bloat. It is sort of tempting at times but there are no yards/lawns to mow and nurture. No scenery to personalize with giant rocks and cool thingamajigs to make perfect space and place for.  There are no decks to build and certainly no sheds and fences to maintain.

That said, I have been nude on my patio..
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I appreciate your bustling location, I guess for a while it could be enjoyable... But you gotta be missing grass cultivation and perfection.  80127 used to have lots of land and big yards...  Maybe a few more miles out of town will do it for you???

A prefab house over a poured concrete walkout basement with attached garages on both levels will do the trick.  Rent a room out to supplement the income and you're set.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 09, 2023, 03:34:33 AM
I appreciate your bustling location, I guess for a while it could be enjoyable... But you gotta be missing grass cultivation and perfection.  80127 used to have lots of land and big yards...  Maybe a few more miles out of town will do it for you???

A prefab house over a poured concrete walkout basement with attached garages on both levels will do the trick.  Rent a room out to supplement the income and you're set.
That doesn't sound bad. Minus the tenant.
I've had rental property in the past and people are bitches. Even after vetting them they still wind up to be turds. Once those papers are signed all the others show up.. you know,  the boyfriend and his friends.  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 09, 2023, 08:43:13 AM
The people who own the condo next to me have let three obviously gay men (not that there’s anything wrong with that) stay there this week.  Each of the men has a little pissant dog that they dress up when they walk them.  When the men go out and leave the dogs inside, the dogs bark and howl constantly. 

Should I get even by going serial killer on the dogs, or by practicing the tuba at 3AM?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 09, 2023, 09:14:35 AM
The people who own the condo next to me have let three obviously gay men (not that there’s anything wrong with that) stay there this week.  Each of the men has a little pissant dog that they dress up when they walk them.  When the men go out and leave the dogs inside, the dogs bark and howl constantly. 

Should I get even by going serial killer on the dogs, or by practicing the tuba at 3AM?

Is it a Gayr-BNB? If they're doing short term rentals, the HOA might like that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 09, 2023, 09:42:16 AM
When the men go out and leave the dogs inside, the dogs bark and howl constantly. 

Should I get even by going serial killer on the dogs, or by practicing the tuba at 3AM?

Ugh..
If being awake at 3am is a normal thing for you than hey, let's play some tuba! I'm just saying not to out of your way by setting your alarm for 2:59am.

If they're doing short term rentals, the HOA might like that.
Yip. Yup.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 09, 2023, 10:16:05 AM
The people who own the condo next to me have let three obviously gay men (not that there’s anything wrong with that) stay there this week.  Each of the men has a little pissant dog that they dress up when they walk them.  When the men go out and leave the dogs inside, the dogs bark and howl constantly. 

Should I get even by going serial killer on the dogs, or by practicing the tuba at 3AM?

It's not the dog's fault.

Find out if they would be willing to bring the dogs with them, or would they prefer to be woken to ringing doorbells every two hours when they think people should be home sleeping.  What you want is for the property to get really bad reviews on Air B&B.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 09, 2023, 12:25:24 PM
Its not a rental nor AirBNB.  Its friends of the owners.  I don't want to be a racist homophobe.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 09, 2023, 12:29:41 PM
Its not a rental nor AirBNB.  Its friends of the owners.  I don't want to be a racist homophobe.

Fraidy cat.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 09, 2023, 12:33:20 PM
Its not a rental nor AirBNB.  Its friends of the owners.  I don't want to be a racist homophobe.
We can not have lukewarm conservatives Juan!

You know the old saying; all it takes for eeeevil to flourish in the world is for good racist homophobe people to not play the tuba at 3AM. @JUAN
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 09, 2023, 01:48:08 PM
Its not a rental nor AirBNB.  Its friends of the owners.  I don't want to be a racist homophobe.

No of course not. However these people are dressing up these dogs and prancing them around in 90 degree heat. That is dog abuse. Have the dog catcher round 'em up. It's the only way to save them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 09, 2023, 02:44:26 PM
Its not a rental nor AirBNB.  Its friends of the owners.  I don't want to be a racist homophobe.

There's only one good answer to this situation and that is that you have to go EVEN GAYER than they are. So gay that you disgust them with your gay woke filth and they flee, their fart dogs tucked protectively under their arms.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 09, 2023, 04:19:29 PM
Its not a rental nor AirBNB.  Its friends of the owners.  I don't want to be a racist homophobe.

We recently had a barking dog issue in our neighborhood.  While the complainer is now shunned by the neighbors, the rest of us benefitted greatly.

I've seen politeness be taken for weakness, and attempts to escalate from there not taken seriously.  This guy went in hot and heavy on first approach, problem solved.   


Your issue is different, there is an end in sight.  If they're friends of the owner, a friendly word or two may suffice.  Is he there now, or did he leave and let his friends use it while he was gone?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 09, 2023, 04:26:54 PM
The owners are at home in Maryland due to the wife's extended illness.  Thus they all ok w friends and family to use their beach condo.

The other big problem here is golf carts.  These fools drive the damn things on city streets - including ones with 45mph speed limits.  They let children drive them, which is strictly against the law.  They make Hammy look like a genius.  There will be a golf cart caused massacre one day.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 09, 2023, 04:27:17 PM
Is a "tuba" code for a short, girthy penis?

Just clarifying.

As for golf carts... They can be useful...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 09, 2023, 05:06:58 PM
Problem solved - the men and their abused, outfit wearing dogs, have gone.  I can just lie awake with insomnia at 3 rather than get out the tuba.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 09, 2023, 05:28:18 PM
Problem solved - the men and their abused, outfit wearing dogs, have gone.  I can just lie awake with insomnia at 3 rather than get out the tuba.

Gay guys out. The sisters of Omega Mu [Them Moo's know how to party] arrive tomorrow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 09, 2023, 05:40:55 PM
So long as they don't have crying, party dressed pissant dogs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 09, 2023, 05:48:06 PM
So long as they don't have crying, party dressed pissant dogs.

Hope the dogs pissed everywhere. Serve the owners right, right?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 10, 2023, 06:13:44 AM
The crying and barking dogs are back.  I think its tuba time.  Or maybe even worse - soprano sax, which I make no claim to actually play.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 10, 2023, 06:21:36 AM
The crying and barking dogs are back.  I think its tuba time.  Or maybe even worse - soprano sax, which I make no claim to actually play.

Slip them something that causes diarrhea under the door... 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 06:54:13 AM
Hope the dogs pissed everywhere. Serve the owners right, right?

Why?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 10, 2023, 07:27:15 AM
I suppose the men are considering the dogs and the heat.  I saw one walking his dog this morning, and the dog was wearing a little straw hat.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 10, 2023, 08:08:35 AM
I suppose the men are considering the dogs and the heat.  I saw one walking his dog this morning, and the dog was wearing a little straw hat.

At least you got your heat finally.   Got ours here too.  92 degrees. Muggy. Afternoon thunder. Glorious!   All is right with the world once again.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 10, 2023, 08:24:29 AM
The crying and barking dogs are back.  I think its tuba time.  Or maybe even worse - soprano sax, which I make no claim to actually play.

Why wait for 3am.  I'd say play as much as you like as long as you like, all day, with a preference to early am and late into the night.  And around lunch and dinner time.  Open all the windows facing them.

Hopefully they'll complain, ''oh, sorry, I was just tired of hearing the dogs barking - is that going to stop?'' you'll say very pleasantly.

There's a neighborhood somewhere that is hoping these dogs don't return.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 08:31:45 AM
Why wait for 3am.  I'd say play as much as you like as long as you like, all day, with a preference to early am and late into the night.  And around lunch and dinner time.  Open all the windows facing them.

Hopefully they'll complain, ''oh, sorry, I was just tired of hearing the dogs barking - is that going to stop?'' you'll say very pleasantly.

There's a neighborhood somewhere that is hoping these dogs don't return.

So your plan is to annoy people in all the other units because dogs are barking during normal human awake hours?
That is some Grade A Karening.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 08:35:16 AM
I suppose the men are considering the dogs and the heat.  I saw one walking his dog this morning, and the dog was wearing a little straw hat.

Falkie got angry at people who were speaking outside his door at noon.
Can I suggest contacting him and starting a support group?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 10, 2023, 08:52:42 AM
Falkie got angry at people who were speaking outside his door at noon.
Can I suggest contacting him and starting a support group?

In the meanwhile, Juan can put this on a continual replay loop

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 10, 2023, 09:32:40 AM
So your plan is to annoy people in all the other units because dogs are barking during normal human awake hours?
That is some Grade A Karening.

I'm guessing everyone's annoyed already.  I'd probably talk to all my friendly neighbors first, hear what they think.

What's your plan, listen to dogs yipping and yapping all day?  Asking grossly inconsiderate people to be considerate?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 10, 2023, 09:34:26 AM
This gay dog Juan thing is really turning out to be quite the pickle. So many cooks in this kitchen with various suggestions on how to remedy the situation. This is coming to a head real soon.

@JUAN  8)
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 10, 2023, 09:38:14 AM
Why?

Because tubas are being brought into the discussion!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 09:40:05 AM
What's your plan, listen to dogs yipping and yapping all day?  Asking grossly inconsiderate people to be considerate?

You are sure jumping to some conclusions there.
I can't say I am surprised that you are full of opinions before knowing most of the facts.
Why not start off by finding out his relationship with the owners who are not there due to illness?
If they are good people then he probably wouldn't do anything besides vent here about some noise.
Find out how many other people who would have to deal with your noise tantrum and weighing your love/hate for them.
There may be a man/woman among those people that Juan is interested in that would be turned off by said tantrum.
But sure, go off half cocked with your Karen tantrum.

There also may another site on the internet where the people away due to illness are celebrating their revenge on the guy who plays that awful horn music all day.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 09:40:51 AM
Because tubas are being brought into the discussion!

I look forward to reading your support for Falkie who is dealing with the same issue.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 09:42:41 AM
I'm guessing everyone's annoyed already.  I'd probably talk to all my friendly neighbors first, hear what they think.

See what happens when you stop for a second?
You come up with actual normal brained ideas... even if you have to add them after you have already gone off half cocked.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 10, 2023, 11:12:07 AM
See what happens when you stop for a second?
You come up with actual normal brained ideas... even if you have to add them after you have already gone off half cocked.

First time around I didn't think I needed to include the obvious.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 10, 2023, 11:24:32 AM
I look forward to reading your support for Falkie who is dealing with the same issue.

... But Falkie is only bringing a dirty rusty trombone into the picture.

Tubas are a whole other level.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 11:29:50 AM
First time around I didn't think I needed to include the obvious.

But you did the second time?

Now here is where you pretend you added it because of my response which we both know would be a fib.
Yup, you shoulda thought this one over first, too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 10, 2023, 11:32:40 AM
But you did the second time?

Now here is where you pretend you added it because of my response which we both know would be a fib.
Yup, you shoulda thought this one over first, too.

@Bart Ell I need a condo/Vera sitter for mid-October when I take my trip. Will you be in the area? Everything supplied and $50. per day.

Actually, Juan should take Vera while I'm gone. Gay dog problem solved.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 10, 2023, 12:58:21 PM
But you did the second time?

Now here is where you pretend you added it because of my response which we both know would be a fib.
Yup, you shoulda thought this one over first, too.

Yes, that post was a response to yours.  You can tell because I quoted your post in mine.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 01:30:33 PM
Yes, that post was a response to yours.  You can tell because I quoted your post in mine.

This is me typing slower so you can follow - my response to your original post before you went back and added the extra line, Doggy Karen.
He didn't know he needed to at first but he went back and did it.
Makes sense!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 01:31:27 PM
@Bart Ell I need a condo/Vera sitter for mid-October when I take my trip. Will you be in the area? Everything supplied and $50. per day.

Actually, Juan should take Vera while I'm gone. Gay dog problem solved.

Is she DTF?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 10, 2023, 01:50:29 PM
1. No one else is in the building.  I think they fled north to avoid the heat.  A coup of toots on the soprano sax (think bad Kenny G) sent them into hysterics. I think they yelled themselves out.

2. Trombones are made of brass and nickel which don't rust.

3. I don't know if the dogs are gay or not.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 10, 2023, 02:23:42 PM
Is she DTF?
Well now you put me on the spot as I am forced to 'ASK' --- What does DTF mean?


3. I don't know if the dogs are gay or not.
If dogs can be gay I'm pretty sure that V is not. She's only 10 years old, Juan.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 10, 2023, 02:39:44 PM
Problem solved - the men and their abused, outfit wearing dogs, have gone.  I can just lie awake with insomnia at 3 rather than get out the tuba.

So, how gay did you have to go?  Please express it in multiples of PB.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 10, 2023, 02:43:39 PM
Well now you put me on the spot as I am forced to 'ASK' --- What does DTF mean?
If dogs can be gay I'm pretty sure that V is not. She's only 10 years old, Juan.

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Down to fornicate...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 10, 2023, 02:46:52 PM
This is me typing slower so you can follow - my response to your original post before you went back and added the extra line, Doggy Karen.
He didn't know he needed to at first but he went back and did it.
Makes sense!

You're approaching Dumpster territory. 

Is Falkie right, are you the same person?  If so, it's a great troll - a slow-witted offensive gay man living in the Philippines as an alter ego, nice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 10, 2023, 02:47:05 PM
See what happens when you stop for a second?
You come up with actual normal brained ideas... even if you have to add them after you have already gone off half cocked.

He also makes poor decisions when he's running out the door. #diedsuddenly #shitsandwich #stenchofhumiliation
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 10, 2023, 02:53:44 PM
2. Trombones are made of brass and nickel which don't rust.

Um...there's no actual rust in a Rusty Trombone, cuz. Try Google, I ain't splaining this 'um. @TigerLily is mad enough at me as it is.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 03:13:20 PM
You're approaching Dumpster territory. 

Is Falkie right, are you the same person?  If so, it's a great troll - a slow-witted offensive gay man living in the Philippines as an alter ego, nice.

You seem to be trying hard to swing them arms around to get out of this one, Doggy Karen.
I didn't know I needed to but then I went back and did it.
Makes sense!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 03:14:51 PM
He also makes poor decisions when he's running out the door. #diedsuddenly #shitsandwich #stenchofhumiliation

Half cocked.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 03:15:56 PM
What does DTF mean?

I guess you are still in that dry spell.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 03:18:18 PM
think bad Kenny G

You act like there is another kind.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 10, 2023, 03:37:29 PM
You act like there is another kind.
I meant to emphasize that I play bad Kenny G poorly. So, even worse.  At least I don't squeak like a beginning clarinetist.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 10, 2023, 03:40:47 PM
Half cocked.

Half a cock?

Are you saying that PB and KSM are the same person?

Say, how many posters are there on this site, anyway?  About eight?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 10, 2023, 03:42:56 PM
I meant to emphasize that I play bad Kenny G poorly. So, even worse.  At least I don't squeak like a beginning clarinetist.

If you're playing it on a rusty trombone, even if it's bad it's still pretty good.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 10, 2023, 03:45:30 PM
Down to fornicate...
So Bart wants to make love to Vera. That is what we've amassed out of all this?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 03:50:29 PM
So Bart wants to make love to Vera. That is what we've amassed out of all this?

Sure... if you spent the day sniffing gas.

Actually, Juan should take Vera while I'm gone. Gay dog problem solved.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 03:51:31 PM
Say, how many posters are there on this site, anyway?  About eight?

Down to 4.5
Gonna turn off the lights when there is just the 3 of me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 10, 2023, 04:09:13 PM
Sure... if you spent the day sniffing gas.
No. You want to fuck my dog. Sicko'

Down to 4.5
Gonna turn off the lights when there is just the 3 of me.

More than 4.5 or 8. I have someone else (Smokin' Hot Bob) using the Sleeps At Night account.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 10, 2023, 04:16:33 PM
Down to 4.5
Gonna turn off the lights when there is just the 3 of me.

How many that are not into zoo?

Just me?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 04:26:47 PM
No. You want to fuck my dog. Sicko'

You ask someone to look after your bitch and expect no fucking?
Weird.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 10, 2023, 04:28:46 PM
You seem to be trying hard to swing them arms around to get out of this one, Doggy Karen.
I didn't know I needed to but then I went back and did it.
Makes sense!

What, we're supposed to argue about what all I was thinking about when I posted something?  With you refusing to be convinced?  That sounds great, why don't you start another thread over it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 10, 2023, 04:30:09 PM
What, we're supposed to argue about what all I was thinking about when I posted something?  With you refusing to be convinced?  That sounds great, why don't you start another thread over it.

We have moved on to who gets to fuck the bitch, Doggy Karen.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 10, 2023, 05:23:16 PM
We have moved on to who gets to fuck the other bitch, Doggy Karen.

FIFY
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 10, 2023, 08:43:29 PM
We have moved on to who gets to fuck the bitch, Doggy Karen.
I am so glad you don't have any pets. Or kids.. Yeeesh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 10, 2023, 11:30:02 PM
Um...there's no actual rust in a Rusty Trombone, cuz. Try Google, I ain't splaining this 'um. @TigerLily is mad enough at me as it is.

You knew I was going to have to look that up @HamsterMuscle . Now you are on double secret probation  >:(

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 11, 2023, 12:35:58 AM
You knew I was going to have to look that up @HamsterMuscle . Now you are on double secret probation  >:(

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Well then @TigerLily , you are certainly NOT going to want to look up a "Cleveland Steamer."

Wouldn't you rather it was me who broadened your sexual horizons rather than KSM or  {{{ barf }}}  PB?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 11, 2023, 03:20:56 AM
I am so glad you don't have any pets. Or kids.. Yeeesh

Not half as glad as I am, Sparky.
I can't imagine being one of those losers who pays child support to have their daughter call another man daddy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 11, 2023, 05:31:15 AM
Not half as glad as I am, Sparky.
I can't imagine being one of those losers who pays child support to have their daughter call another man daddy.

Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 11, 2023, 08:43:41 AM

I can't imagine being one of those losers who pays child support to have their daughter call another man daddy.
A black guy?  Ugh  Good point.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 11, 2023, 10:28:55 AM
Well then @TigerLily , you are certainly NOT going to want to look up a "Cleveland Steamer."

Wouldn't you rather it was me who broadened your sexual horizons rather than KSM or  {{{ barf }}}  PB?

Well. That may be so but I'm not going to ... EGADS!!!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 11, 2023, 11:20:32 AM
Hammy is just showing off.  He’s probably more of a Hoboken Squat Cobbler guy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 11, 2023, 02:14:44 PM
Well. That may be so but I'm not going to ... EGADS!!!!!

You just had to Google it, didn't you???

I had a bandmate who, before every gig, would share the name and a short definition of some deviant act. My deviant act vocabulary expanded greatly.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on July 11, 2023, 02:16:31 PM
The tamer version is the glass bottom boat (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glass%20bottom%20boat).
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 11, 2023, 02:54:22 PM
Well. That may be so but I'm not going to ... EGADS!!!!!

My handle on another web site was BlueWaffle, until some kind soul provided a link much like @bateman just did.

@TigerLily @KSM @BlueWaffle
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 11, 2023, 03:25:23 PM
Well. That may be so but I'm not going to ... EGADS!!!!!
The Hot Carl might be more to your liking @TigerLily

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 12, 2023, 08:35:55 AM
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-66163943.amp

Birdbrain? It might be a compliment now...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on July 12, 2023, 02:42:59 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on July 12, 2023, 03:40:26 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 12, 2023, 04:28:31 PM
Tried to play the first few parts of La Villa Strangiato and drew a blank after the first couple of sections. Tried again on autopilot and my fingers remembered.  I need to get back into playing regularly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on July 12, 2023, 09:25:47 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 13, 2023, 10:38:26 AM
Tried to play the first few parts of La Villa Strangiato and drew a blank after the first couple of sections. Tried again on autopilot and my fingers remembered.  I need to get back into playing regularly.
That's great! And yeah you should get back into it. @whoozit


Only RUSH song I know (play) is Limelight coz of a cover band that once I fronted. I don't even know what songs are off of what albums with Rush, but I do like them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 13, 2023, 12:35:37 PM
That's great! And yeah you should get back into it. @whoozit


Only RUSH song I know (play) is Limelight coz of a cover band that once I fronted. I don't even know what songs are off of what albums with Rush, but I do like them.
Limelight was the first song I learned to play incorrectly.  Eventually I figured out the little tricks Alex was using to make it sound better.  @KSM

On another topic beware the Foul Gas Temptress,  it ain’t a fart. Fortunately I did not succumb to her charms.  I don’t wish what I picked up on anyone.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 13, 2023, 01:58:12 PM
I used to be able to play XYZ, but now I can't even spell it...
😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 13, 2023, 04:27:19 PM
I saw a video of a guy adding a boost gauge to his ancient Volvo, as he was walking out of the Harbor Freight, he walked by a car with a very famous license plate. Now, it could be a fake and maybe New York doesn't worry about front license plates, but if this is legit, we are talking Seinfeld famous...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2023, 04:39:35 PM
I saw a video of a guy adding a boost gauge to his ancient Volvo, as he was walking out of the Harbor Freight, he walked by a car with a very famous license plate. Now, it could be a fake and maybe New York doesn't worry about front license plates, but if this is legit, we are talking Seinfeld famous...
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A guy bought a decorative plate off Amazon and slapped it on his vehicle in any of the dozens of states that don't require a front plate.
I had to double check to see if it was Falkie posting this.

Now this could be fake but, if it is legit, someone has a roadrunner plate!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2023, 04:45:06 PM
This may be fake but if it is not then someone drove their car over from Cuba!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2023, 04:47:58 PM
This may be fake but if it is not then this person is the boss lady.
WOW

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2023, 04:51:44 PM
This may be fake but if it is not then we found Kathy's plate.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 13, 2023, 05:16:03 PM
A guy bought a decorative plate off Amazon and slapped it on his vehicle in any of the dozens of states that don't require a front plate.
I had to double check to see if it was Falkie posting this.

Now this could be fake but, if it is legit, someone has a roadrunner plate!

Yes Bart. This is essackly why I wrote: "Now, it could be a fake and maybe New York doesn't worry about front license plates, but if this is legit, we are talking Seinfeld famous..."

Since New York is so anal about its license plates, one would think that they would also have all sorts of license plate readers like they do out here in California. California is a front plate mandatory state. New York even requires you to return them if you move to a different state.


 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 13, 2023, 05:39:52 PM
Now this could be fake but, if it is legit, someone has a roadrunner plate!

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Legit if it is on this baby

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2023, 05:45:46 PM
Now, it could be a fake

That is where the funny lives.
The thought that someone would think it is not fake makes me giggle.
So much giggle there may be a drop or 2 of tinkle that escaped.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2023, 05:50:51 PM
Legit if it is on this baby



Don't sell BOSS LADY short.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 13, 2023, 06:14:07 PM
Don't sell BOSS LADY short.

Would not dream of doing so. She has options. Most of the time there is the Boss Mustang for her:

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On a sunny Sunday afternoon if she wants to lay the wood to the boys, there is the R/T in Mopar Panther Pink

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 16, 2023, 12:08:59 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 18, 2023, 02:10:21 PM
Refreshing experience today. I had a bunch of Toyota SUV rims that I was taking in for scrap metal (I had it with trying to sell crap on Craigslist). When I arrived, the guy I talked to on the phone came out and apologized for not telling me one important thing. A bit of an inconvenience, but more importantly the proactive customer service was so fucking incredible. Most people do not give a fuck.

Later on that group of errands, a Starbucks employee really pissed me off. I went through the drive-in and sat at the order window for at least 3 minutes, probably more like four. So I decide to drive around to the main window. Then, while I'm placing my order the guy stops making my order and starts assisting the person who's at the drive-in ordering speaker thingy. The asshole wasn't there for me, and then interrupts my order instead of acknowledging their presence and asking for a moment. No tip for you!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 18, 2023, 02:29:45 PM
That’s what you get for
1. Patronizing a commie outfit like Starbucks
2. Actually drinking the horrible coffee Starbucks makes

You should know better.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 18, 2023, 03:10:28 PM
That’s what you get for
1. Patronizing a commie outfit like Starbucks
2. Actually drinking the horrible coffee Starbucks makes

You should know better.

I was doing a frappucino on a gift card... I was sweating like a pig! 

Yeah, I've put word out about *bucks gift cards...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 19, 2023, 04:57:13 PM
About 66 minutes from now I have a scheduled video call (facetime) with someone who I use to care a great deal about.

Thing is.
She is in hospice.
Final address.
Return to sender.

This will be the last time I speak in any capacity to this person. Not that she can respond, because she can't. She'll be able to hear and see me but will just lay there looking at me listening. A one sided conversation as I sort of say goodbye..? I don't know what to say.

Going to write some things down I guess.

Fuck sakes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 19, 2023, 06:03:57 PM
I am seeing this just as you will be making that call, @KSM

My heart is with you.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 19, 2023, 07:38:04 PM
I am seeing this just as you will be making that call, @KSM

My heart is with you.

Thank you.

Ended up being about a 7 minute call. A tad strained at times but fortunately her sister interjected just enough as a sort of buffer whenever she would sense that my words were becoming sparse.  She (my long ago X in the hospice bed) managed to say three words. "You're wearing clothes"  ::) ;D  #Icebreaker


Fuck it's hot here.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 19, 2023, 07:53:32 PM
Thank you.

Ended up being about a 7 minute call. A tad strained at times but fortunately her sister interjected just enough as a sort of buffer whenever she would sense that my words were becoming sparse.  She (my long ago X in the hospice bed) managed to say three words. "You're wearing clothes"  ::) ;D  #Icebreaker


Fuck it's hot here.

Was her comment a joke or an observation? 😁😁😁

Gotta ask, did you request the call or was it from her end? Awkward?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 19, 2023, 08:12:44 PM
Was her comment a joke or an observation? 😁😁😁

Gotta ask, did you request the call or was it from her end? Awkward?
The clothes thing was an observation but it did cause me to giggle so that helped from the beginning.

It was arranged by her sister and I.  I have talked off and on with my X up until a month ago when things took a turn for the inevitable.  She is the mother of my daughter so touching base one last time was in order.

Not awkward, thankfully.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 19, 2023, 08:40:16 PM
The clothes thing was an observation but it did cause me to giggle so that helped from the beginning.

It was arranged by her sister and I.  I have talked off and on with my X up until a month ago when things took a turn for the inevitable.  She is the mother of my daughter so touching base one last time was in order.

Not awkward, thankfully.  :D

Ah, deeper connection... And more frequent... Explains a lot.

How is your daughter handling the issue?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 19, 2023, 09:36:27 PM


How is your daughter handling the issue?

Not good. They're mother and daughter as well as best friends. She's made of good stuff and will come through it. No other options available.

Life does what it does and the show goes on while the memorial shelf gains yet another member.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 20, 2023, 05:19:32 PM
Racist, right?

Implying you're not safe in Mexico, a country full of very peaceful people who wouldn't do anything untoward to anybody.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 20, 2023, 05:41:14 PM
Racist, right?

Sure.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 20, 2023, 05:59:53 PM
At least Mexico is not smothering us with smoke.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 20, 2023, 06:07:54 PM
Sure.

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Proof positive it's racist and even transphobe! Two passably sorta-white looking people, a man and a woman...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 20, 2023, 06:32:18 PM
At least Mexico is not smothering us with smoke.

Your daddy used to smoke in the car with the windows up.
He was trying to prepare you for this very moment but you have become soft.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 20, 2023, 06:33:50 PM
Proof positive it's racist and even transphobe! Two passably sorta-white looking people, a man and a woman...

They really went too far with the American one.
It features what looks like a Japanese woman.
Those fuckers bombed you guys and now they are on travel ads?
Fuck the lot of 'em and all sympathizers.

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#HawaiiWasThaBomb
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 20, 2023, 06:38:27 PM
At least Mexico is not smothering us with smoke.

No, they're just smothering us with illegals and fentanyl as well as God knows what.
I am including me in the "US" because I am a good guy. A legal guy who doesn't smuggle drugs in his bum. @HamsterMuscle smuggles rodents that smuggle drugs inside their little furry bums into the country. That way, should they get caught, the rodent does the time and not Hammy.  Quite the system he's got going there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 20, 2023, 07:09:31 PM
No, they're just smothering us with illegals and fentanyl as well as God knows what.
I am including me in the "US" because I am a good guy. A legal guy who doesn't smuggle drugs in his bum. @HamsterMuscle smuggles rodents that smuggle drugs inside their little furry bums into the country. That way, should they get caught, the rodent does the time and not Hammy.  Quite the system he's got going there.

If the drugs leak, does that create a bum's rush?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 20, 2023, 08:46:38 PM
If the drugs leak, does that create a bum's rush?
Twisting my words against me.  I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on July 20, 2023, 09:07:05 PM
Twisting my words against me.  I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Hahahaha! Essackly!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on July 21, 2023, 05:11:44 AM
Your daddy used to smoke in the car with the windows up.
He was trying to prepare you for this very moment but you have become soft.
It was too hot here to drive with the windows up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on July 22, 2023, 06:01:37 PM



 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 25, 2023, 09:12:43 AM
Garsh.  Scary stuff.

Bronny James, son of LeBron James, suffers cardiac arrest at USC basketball practice (https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/25/sport/bronny-james-cardiac-arrest/index.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 25, 2023, 09:19:33 AM
Garsh.  Scary stuff.

Bronny James, son of LeBron James, suffers cardiac arrest at USC basketball practice (https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/25/sport/bronny-james-cardiac-arrest/index.html)

Add him to the list!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on July 25, 2023, 09:39:49 AM
I am happy that she only consumes 7 calories a day.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 30, 2023, 07:50:37 AM
"You've GOTTA drink and drive! There's no other way to GET THE CAR BACK TO THE HOUSE!"

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on July 30, 2023, 07:55:01 AM
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/sex-mad-manatee-dies-after-30570738

I'm not quite sure why I had a Google alert set for the words 'manatee sex brother' but this story popped up the other day and I thought I'd share it with you freaks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on July 30, 2023, 08:05:09 AM
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/sex-mad-manatee-dies-after-30570738

I'm not quite sure why I had a Google alert set for the words 'manatee sex brother' but this story popped up the other day and I thought I'd share it with you freaks.
Pretty simple, really. Google knows that you're a gay marine mammal. You should be appreciative.

Degenerate wanka'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 01, 2023, 04:57:48 PM
Many people have trouble falling back asleep after waking in the middle of the night either for a bathroom visit or whatever. One of the most important things not to do is l00k at the clOck, especially if you have to get up early. Also, did you know that if you are just laying there in the night, still and quiet in the darkness, 1 hour of that is equal to 20 minutes of actual sleep.

You're welcome.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 01, 2023, 05:32:14 PM
Many people have trouble falling back asleep after waking in the middle of the night either for a bathroom visit or whatever. One of the most important things not to do is l00k at the clOck, especially if you have to get up early. Also, did you know that if you are just laying there in the night, still and quiet in the darkness, 1 hour of that is equal to 20 minutes of actual sleep.

You're welcome.

Yeah, you probably shouldn't watch The Birds.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 01, 2023, 05:51:38 PM
Yeah, you probably shouldn't watch The Birds.
Now I'll watch it for spite. SPITE @Bart Ell
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 07, 2023, 01:00:51 PM
I ended up in the shithole mall a few miles north of my place...

Other than the abject poverty of the type of stores here, bunch of places were suffering from credit card processing problems. While three stores were closed, one was open with a sign saying "cash only." Humm, wonder what store is going to be doing semi-okay on its books today...

Later at the same mall, I come across a guy in suit slacks and a white shirt with a tie. He looks like he's from a Beastie Boys video with gray hair and a matching mustache that all look quite fake. He was eyeing me, I have a feeling he's security. Hahaha.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 07, 2023, 09:23:02 PM


Later at the same mall, I come across a guy in suit slacks and a white shirt with a tie. He looks like he's from a Beastie Boys video with gray hair and a matching mustache that all look quite fake. He was eyeing me, I have a feeling he's security. Hahaha.
He was eying you because he was security? Don't sell yourself short, maybe he was just gazing upon your firm thighs. Pouting buttocks. Beefy chest and arms. Suspicious russet potato package. Maybe you're a real looker  :-*



 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 07, 2023, 09:33:28 PM
He was eying you because he was security? Don't sell yourself short, maybe he was just gazing upon your firm thighs. Pouting buttocks. Beefy chest and arms. Suspicious russet potato package. Maybe you're a real looker  :-*

 ;D

Hahaha.

Maybe he knew I recognized him... Because I did. This was him.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 07, 2023, 11:26:20 PM
Hahaha.

Maybe he knew I recognized him... Because I did. This was him.
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Hehehehehehehehe
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 08, 2023, 12:24:55 AM
Hehehehehehehehe
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You just had to click on the first bookmark on your browser, didn't ya?
😁😁😁

How's summer mile high?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 08, 2023, 08:04:05 AM
I guess Yahoo News has hit rock bottom now:
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jessica-chastain-admits-throwing-her-110547619.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on August 08, 2023, 08:57:08 AM
Hehehehehehehehe
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Man, what was going on at 2 in the morning at your place?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 08, 2023, 01:52:50 PM
Man, what was going on at 2 in the morning at your place?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 08, 2023, 01:57:14 PM
Man, what was going on at 2 in the morning at your place?

Big things apparently
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 08, 2023, 02:51:21 PM
You guys are crackin' me up.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 08, 2023, 03:43:39 PM
You guys are ass-crackin' me up.  ;D

Lube 'er up!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on August 08, 2023, 11:42:08 PM
Now what ever happened to our happy little Hammy?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 09, 2023, 09:30:35 AM
Now what ever happened to our happy little Hammy?


Been gone for over a month now. Guess he got tired of trying to run certain members off the board and took his nonbinary dolly and went home? It's a shame coz when he's 'normal' he can be rather likeable. *shrug*

..He'll be back.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 09, 2023, 11:24:05 AM
Been gone for over a month now. Guess he got tired of trying to run certain members off the board and took his nonbinary dolly and went home? It's a shame coz when he's 'normal' he can be rather likeable. *shrug*

..He'll be back.

Yeah, I had to kind of throw the baby out with the bathwater. It seems like he could do more better, but it is like his religion. You can't tell somebody their God sucks.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 11, 2023, 09:47:51 AM
Yeah, I had to kind of throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Literally? Well I guess that's better than a late-stage abortion.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on August 11, 2023, 04:49:18 PM
https://x.com/strangestmedia/status/1689851449067630592

I am disgusted and kind of impressed at the same time.

This may not be your cup of semen, but, @KSM ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 11, 2023, 06:22:07 PM
https://x.com/strangestmedia/status/1689851449067630592

I am disgusted and kind of impressed at the same time.

This may not be your cup of semen, but, @KSM ?


Well.. I must admit that I do do that sort of thing. If I spill some protein powder on the counter while on its way from the container to the blender, I will indeed lick it off the countertop. I've done it with whiskey too.

I do not find it to be all that abnormal..


LOL @ cup of semen  ;D :D  audible giggle
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 11, 2023, 06:42:41 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 12, 2023, 02:27:36 PM
Kia owner shoots accused car thief while standing on apartment balcony, Texas cops say (https://www.yahoo.com/news/kia-owner-shoots-accused-car-181007858.html)

If I understand the story correctly, some hood attempted to steal a Kia [Why?]  The hood takes the girl friend of the owner of the car hostage - in a car keys for the woman deal. The owner goes into his aprtment to get the keys but instead of doing so, goes out on the balcony with a hand gun and pumps three slugs into the hood without harming the woman.

In a Death From Above Only in Texas, I Don't Need No Rifle move.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 12, 2023, 04:56:13 PM
... In a Death From Above Only in Texas, I Don't Need No Rifle move.

Lol
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 15, 2023, 01:56:10 PM
I don't want to brag, but.. from grades 1 through 5 I got beat up at the bus stop by the neighbor boys while we waited for the school bus. I would then get beat up on the bus on the way to school by other kids. I would then get beat up randomly throughout the day during school. I would then get beat up waiting for the after-school bus to take us home. I would then get re-beat-up on the bus on the way back home. I would then get beat up as the bus drove away as the neighbor boys would finish their beatings from early that morning.

And that was just Mondays.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 15, 2023, 02:12:44 PM
I don't want to brag, but.. from grades 1 through 5 I got beat up at the bus stop by the neighbor boys while we waited for the school bus. I would then get beat up on the bus on the way to school by other kids. I would then get beat up randomly throughout the day during school. I would then get beat up waiting for the after-school bus to take us home. I would then get re-beat-up on the bus on the way back home. I would then get beat up as the bus drove away as the neighbor boys would finish their beatings from early that morning.

And that was just Mondays.  :D

A great premise for vengeance.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 15, 2023, 03:19:51 PM
A great premise for vengeance.


Um... I was bragging!! Totally different thing.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 15, 2023, 04:59:44 PM
I don't want to brag, but.. from grades 1 through 5 I got beat up at the bus stop by the neighbor boys while we waited for the school bus. I would then get beat up on the bus on the way to school by other kids. I would then get beat up randomly throughout the day during school. I would then get beat up waiting for the after-school bus to take us home. I would then get re-beat-up on the bus on the way back home. I would then get beat up as the bus drove away as the neighbor boys would finish their beatings from early that morning.

And that was just Mondays.  :D

I've been in 5 altercations in my life where punches were thrown.  I should say when a (singluar) punch was thrown (ok once there were two of them, so two that time). 

After the first one I learned when things have gone past the point of no return for sure, don't wait around for the other guy to go first.  Wait, does the time I was bitten at the Stones concert count?  6.  No, that was a hard shove to the ground, 5.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 15, 2023, 05:09:16 PM
For years some prick has been snapping off branches from the trees and bushes in my front yard out by the sidewalk in the corner, and throwing it on the lawn.  All this time I figured it was someone out walking that decided I don't trim them fast enough.

Today I come home and find they did it again, only this time there were also much larger branches in my yard further back by the gate to the backyard.  Next to that same neighbor's yard.

I went over to have a chat.  I see tools, clippings, and bagged cuttings on their patio, so clearly they'd been out doing a certain amount of trimming today.  I could hear them inside, knock on the door, no answer.  So back over the fence that stuff all went, in the driveway where they can't miss it.  Better be the end of it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 15, 2023, 05:51:56 PM
For years some prick has been snapping off branches from the trees and bushes in my front yard out by the sidewalk in the corner, and throwing it on the lawn.  All this time I figured it was someone out walking that decided I don't trim them fast enough.

Today I come home and find they did it again, only this time there were also much larger branches in my yard further back by the gate to the backyard.  Next to that same neighbor's yard.

I went over to have a chat.  I see tools, clippings, and bagged cuttings on their patio, so clearly they'd been out doing a certain amount of trimming today.  I could hear them inside, knock on the door, no answer.  So back over the fence that stuff all went, in the driveway where they can't miss it.  Better be the end of it.

Oh.. that would infuriate me. This has been going on for years? You've been patient. Glad you threw it all back over the fence. Guy sounds like a Newsom voter.  ;D


Keep me/us posted, please.  :D :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 15, 2023, 06:29:58 PM
Oh.. that would infuriate me. This has been going on for years? You've been patient...

I didn't know who it was, always before it was up in the front right next to the sidewalk - figured it was some entitled bratty dipshit out walking their dog or something, not the neighbor.

... Keep me/us posted, please.  :D :)

Will do.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 15, 2023, 06:46:38 PM
I don't want to brag, but.. from grades 1 through 5 I got beat up at the bus stop by the neighbor boys while we waited for the school bus. I would then get beat up on the bus on the way to school by other kids. I would then get beat up randomly throughout the day during school. I would then get beat up waiting for the after-school bus to take us home. I would then get re-beat-up on the bus on the way back home. I would then get beat up as the bus drove away as the neighbor boys would finish their beatings from early that morning.

And that was just Mondays.  :D


I was over to my favorite coffee shop the other day.  Outdoors, across from UC Berkeley.  I work remotely so it's a great place to go to get out of the house for an hour or so at lunch time.  There are a number of people there I'm either friends with or on friendly terms with.  People are working, taking a break, studying, whatever, we aren't all sitting together.

Black guy I've never seen before sits down next to a friend of mine, friend says something, and the guy gets all huffy.  It didn't look good, he goes inside to get a coffee and I go over and ask my friend what the hell.

He tells me all he did was offer to move a chair or something and thinks maybe the guy has a chip on his shoulder, didn't quite hear, and assumed something else.

Dude comes out, takes one look at me, and says something like ''I should have known you two were friends'', whatever that means, and moves elsewhere.

Friend and I talk a little longer, just catching up a bit on other stuff.  Dude comes back all apologetic, etc.

I go back, sit down, another person I know near me wants to know what the hell, and someone else we know near my friend asks him the same thing.  Black dude sees all this, goes over to clear the air again.

It was like someone going into a bar in rural Alabama, giving someone shit, and realizing they're all cousins, Lol.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 15, 2023, 08:07:57 PM
A great premise for vengeance.


The bullies name was LANCE!!?? Hahaha


I was over to my favorite coffee shop the other day.  Outdoors, across from UC Berkeley.  I work remotely so it's a great place to go to get out of the house for an hour or so at lunch time.  There are a number of people there I'm either friends with or on friendly terms with.  People are working, taking a break, studying, whatever, we aren't all sitting together.

Black guy I've never seen before sits down next to a friend of mine, friend says something, and the guy gets all huffy.  It didn't look good, he goes inside to get a coffee and I go over and ask my friend what the hell.

He tells me all he did was offer to move a chair or something and thinks maybe the guy has a chip on his shoulder, didn't quite hear, and assumed something else.

Dude comes out, takes one look at me, and says something like ''I should have known you two were friends'', whatever that means, and moves elsewhere.

Friend and I talk a little longer, just catching up a bit on other stuff.  Dude comes back all apologetic, etc.

I go back, sit down, another person I know near me wants to know what the hell, and someone else we know near my friend asks him the same thing.  Black dude sees all this, goes over to clear the air again.

It was like someone going into a bar in rural Alabama, giving someone shit, and realizing they're all cousins, Lol.

Sounds like he felt he was dropped into a social issues twilight zone episode.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 15, 2023, 09:13:44 PM
Painful to watch
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 17, 2023, 06:12:22 PM
Oh.. that would infuriate me. This has been going on for years? You've been patient. Glad you threw it all back over the fence. Guy sounds like a Newsom voter.  ;D


Keep me/us posted, please.  :D :)


All still sitting in his driveway, right where I left it.

If he's trying to make me feel bad, it ain't working.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 17, 2023, 08:51:11 PM

All still sitting in his driveway, right where I left it.

If he's trying to make me feel bad, it ain't working.
Heh heh heh.. Love it!

#ThingsThatBringMeJoy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 19, 2023, 07:59:27 AM
Dammit. Why do some people (women) poison perfectly good chocolate chip cookies with nuts and fucking oatmeal.

THEY'RE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! THEY DO NOT NEED ANY HELP!!  FUCK SAKES!!

And I'll say it again. These women also add nuts to brownies!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 19, 2023, 10:28:49 AM
Dammit. Why do some people (women) poison perfectly good chocolate chip cookies with nuts and fucking oatmeal.

THEY'RE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! THEY DO NOT NEED ANY HELP!!  FUCK SAKES!!

And I'll say it again. These women also add nuts to brownies!

And it's inevitably walnuts.  Let's get something that tastes a little better, and serve them on the side.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 19, 2023, 11:59:30 AM
And it's inevitably walnuts.  Let's get something that tastes a little better, and serve them on the side.
Yes. Walnuts. They have their place but not with chocolate.
And another thing - keep raisons out of cinnamon buns!

No doubt somebody's wife cooks like this and I'm sorry if you're reading this. I'm sure her lasagna is incredible. Whoever you is.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 19, 2023, 02:19:15 PM
PQ brew. The perfect beer to match with clove cigarettes.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 19, 2023, 06:42:17 PM
PQ brew. The perfect beer to match with clove cigarettes.

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Please enlarge the picture and make it really blurry.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 19, 2023, 07:31:48 PM
Please enlarge the picture and make it really blurry.

Sure. How big you want it?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 19, 2023, 07:48:05 PM
Sure. How big you want it?
Well, obviously you want some sperm on your chest. And in your hair. And in your dinner.  What do I look like - some kind of sperm dispenser?

You sicken me!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 19, 2023, 08:21:04 PM
Well, obviously you want some sperm on your chest. And in your hair. And in your dinner.  What do I look like - some kind of sperm dispenser?

You sicken me!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whatta' ya' think @Peter Wyngarde ? Funny stuff, huh?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 19, 2023, 09:17:07 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whatta' ya' think @Peter Wyngarde ? Funny stuff, huh?

Laughing at your own jokes? You don't have Hillary about to piss all over Southern California!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 20, 2023, 07:28:13 AM
Laughing at your own jokes? You don't have Hillary about to piss all over Southern California!!!

Yes. I laugh at my own jokes. That's why I'm here.

The Hillary thing does worry me. Very much so. I was catching some updates earlier this morning. Ugh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 21, 2023, 06:32:07 PM
I received an invitation to rate my surgeon...

"I would refer to her as a narcissist except I expect narcissist doctors to be minimally good at what they do."

"Kaiser Permanente has many unhappy staff, that's common knowledge due to the staffing issues referred to frequently in the press. What's less known is how incompetent they are, just like Dr...."

[Explanation of why I answered "no" to the question if I would refer friends to Kaiser]
"Presuming that I want my friends to be healthy and live long and happy lives, I would want them to go to a medical facility where they will receive timely diagnosis and treatment for whatever ails them."

I didn't even start on all my friends who had delayed diagnosis of cancer who have since died.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on August 23, 2023, 11:31:19 PM
I’m in the ER.  I just passed a kidney stone.  I think everyone should give it a whirl.  It is a good time.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 25, 2023, 12:42:38 PM
I’m in the ER.  I just passed a kidney stone.  I think everyone should give it a whirl.  It is a good time.
Oh boy. Yikes. Happy swollen bleeding infected urethra day.

Feel better, fella!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 25, 2023, 02:04:14 PM
I’m in the ER.  I just passed a kidney stone.  I think everyone should give it a whirl.  It is a good time.

Are you a masochist? Yes, better than an alligator penis clip or a spiked ball cage.

Let me guess, they gave you those horse pill sized antibiotics...
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Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2023, 01:19:36 AM
Humm.  Did some ancient person know something?
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Post by: bateman on August 26, 2023, 07:01:35 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 26, 2023, 07:37:55 AM
Humm.  Did some ancient person know something?
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Not sure what to make of that, but it's very interesting.





That was great! Makes you wonder who the people walking around were. They're all dead now, but they were there doing their thing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2023, 08:07:51 AM
Not sure what to make of that, but it's very interesting.

I think of it like those ancient star charts that show constellations , stars and planets that scientists have only recently discovered themselves. Somehow, an ancient culture saw that and only now can our technology show us that as well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 26, 2023, 08:23:58 AM
I think of it like those ancient star charts that show constellations , stars and planets that scientists have only recently discovered themselves. Somehow, an ancient culture saw that and only now can our technology show us that as well.
GEESH! OK! FINE! I'll listen to the other Art Bell show. Now you're pestering me in here? My God Man! I can't take it anymore!!


Yeah it could be ancient star charts that show constellations.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2023, 08:38:24 AM
GEESH! OK! FINE! I'll listen to the other Art Bell show. Now you're pestering me in here? My God Man! I can't take it anymore!!


Yeah it could be ancient star charts that show constellations.

Maybe you could find the show where that ancient star chart topic was discussed, I doubt it was a George sNoory-hosted episode.
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Peavy is now denying the George Lynch story about using prison inmates to make their gear.  #IBelieveGeorge



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 26, 2023, 08:54:10 AM
Maybe you could find the show where that ancient star chart topic was discussed, I doubt it was a George sNoory-hosted episode.
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Peavy is now denying the George Lynch story about using prison inmates to make their gear.  #IBelieveGeorge

Peavey. Always hated their patented reverb springs that make a racket should you move ever-so-slightly the head or console.

Found out yesterday that Cliff Williams (Bass, AC/DC) used a Steinberger (HEADLESS) bass on the Back In Black album! :o   Apparently it's range and smoothness of sound from string to string is/was superior to other bases due to the perfect pickup placement amongst other things. This according to Tony Platt, Recording Engineer on the album.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2023, 10:46:31 AM
One of the very few instruments that soullessness and sterility benefit from...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zed on August 27, 2023, 04:21:50 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 28, 2023, 06:10:55 PM
Went to Costco last Wednesday, and before I was 50 feet inside the overwhelming CHRISTMAS displays were right in my face. August? I know I've complained about it before in September but never have I seen Christmas stuff on display in August. It's too much! And it doesn't help that Mr. Christmas is not looking forward to Christmas.

AUGUST? REALLY?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on August 28, 2023, 06:19:27 PM
Drove past the Waffle House on one side of the street and Starbucks on the other and both were advertising pumpkin spice.  In August.  With a hurricane coming.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 28, 2023, 07:09:17 PM
I just bought a case of Elysian pumpkin beers at Costco. Guilty.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on August 29, 2023, 04:24:07 PM
Popovers are wonderful.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 29, 2023, 06:07:21 PM
Popovers are wonderful.

Well now you're just being silly. Do tell.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on August 29, 2023, 06:55:49 PM
Well now you're just being silly. Do tell.
Made some popovers tonight. I forgot how good they are.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2023, 06:56:43 PM
Made some popovers tonight. I forgot how good they are.

I will not Google it! Are these like souffle turnovers?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 29, 2023, 07:39:10 PM
Made some popovers tonight. I forgot how good they are.

Well this has gone off the rails.

POPOVER. The "popover" is when friends, family, whoever, just suddenly POP OVER unannounced and unexpected. The sudden knock at the door on a Tuesday night while you are enjoying a movie or dinner with your wife. "Hate the popover!"

It happened to my wife and I many times until we.......  corrected them.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 30, 2023, 10:21:31 AM
Oh.. that would infuriate me. This has been going on for years? You've been patient. Glad you threw it all back over the fence. Guy sounds like a Newsom voter.  ;D


Keep me/us posted, please.  :D :)

Those branches are still sitting in his driveway.  The leaves have dried up and turned brown.

Last year someone called the City and complained because I hadn't cleared some leaves out of my yard fast enough (I had a repetitive stress keyboard injury and had to wait for that to heal up before doing yardwork).  Now I have a good idea who that was.

If those branches I threw back over the fence aren't taken care of, should I call the City, lol?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 30, 2023, 11:02:03 AM
Those branches are still sitting in his driveway.  The leaves have dried up and turned brown.

Last year someone called the City and complained because I hadn't cleared some leaves out of my yard fast enough (I had a repetitive stress keyboard injury and had to wait for that to heal up before doing yardwork).  Now I have a good idea who that was.

If those branches I threw back over the fence aren't taken care of, should I call the City, lol?
Weird. Don't ask, but within ten minutes of opening my eyes this morning, I was like 'I wonder if the branches and general shrubbery is still where he (you) threw it.'

Call the city! Two can play at that game. This is right up @sean92008 's alley too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 30, 2023, 12:08:25 PM
Weird. Don't ask, but within ten minutes of opening my eyes this morning, I was like 'I wonder if the branches and general shrubbery is still where he (you) threw it.'

Call the city! Two can play at that game. This is right up @sean92008 's alley too.

God,I am ready to sue my HOA.  I prepared a PDF file with password protection. I am forcing them to respond and act or I can use a legal maneuver to screw them.  Alcoholic board member interfering.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 30, 2023, 03:52:02 PM
God,I am ready to sue my HOA.  I prepared a PDF file with password protection. I am forcing them to respond and act or I can use a legal maneuver to screw them.  Alcoholic board member interfering.
Looing forward to updates on that as well. My only complaint now is that they are allowing kids in the building, so now there's no way I would buy one of these suites. I love kids, but these are screaming little shits ruin pool time for others. Think it's only one family, but that's how it starts.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 30, 2023, 05:27:10 PM
Looing forward to updates on that as well. My only complaint now is that they are allowing kids in the building, so now there's no way I would buy one of these suites. I love kids, but these are screaming little shits ruin pool time for others. Think it's only one family, but that's how it starts.

So they'd somehow, against all odds, managed to attain that nirvana of a child-free building, and some dipshit thought it would be a good idea to get some kids in there?

I'd start looking now.  Tell the guy if you wanted to live around a bunch of kids you'd get married, move to suburbia, and have your own.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on August 30, 2023, 07:03:17 PM
So they'd somehow, against all odds, managed to attain that nirvana of a child-free building, and some dipshit thought it would be a good idea to get some kids in there?

I'd start looking now.  Tell the guy if you wanted to live around a bunch of kids you'd get married, move to suburbia, and have your own.

Yeah, I'll be in the office tomorrow with regards to something else where I will also inquire about any changes in the system. This is a very nice area of town to be in, so I don't really want to leave until I make some huge decisions with regards to my final destination. I'm pretty sure it's not a welfare mother/family with the kids as you must have proof of 6k monthly income just to apply for the lowest rent (or purchase) place in my building and others within a 3 block radius.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 06, 2023, 10:05:53 AM
DOCTOR Jill Biden tests positive for covid. Because of course she does.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 06, 2023, 10:23:56 AM
DOCTOR Jill Biden tests positive for covid. Because of course she does.

They need to promote the boogeyman now...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 06, 2023, 10:35:29 AM
They need to promote the boogeyman now...
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Post by: KSM on September 06, 2023, 11:44:21 PM
I love this.

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Post by: PB on September 07, 2023, 11:38:26 PM
Weird. Don't ask, but within ten minutes of opening my eyes this morning, I was like 'I wonder if the branches and general shrubbery is still where he (you) threw it.'

Call the city! Two can play at that game. This is right up @sean92008 's alley too.

Branches still there.  Leaves a little browner. 

He's sure sticking it to me leaving them there like that.  Maybe at some point they'll crumble into dust and blow back over the fence.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 09, 2023, 07:53:48 AM
Branches still there.  Leaves a little browner. 

He's sure sticking it to me leaving them there like that.  Maybe at some point they'll crumble into dust and blow back over the fence.
Are there any awkward moments where you're walking up/down your driveway, or getting out of your car while he's out there as well? @PB You know.. random shit encounters within shouting distance.

You can't just go and punch your neighbor.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 09, 2023, 09:10:53 AM
Are there any awkward moments where you're walking up/down your driveway, or getting out of your car while he's out there as well? @PB You know.. random shit encounters within shouting distance.

You can't just go and punch your neighbor.  ;)

I've lived here 20 years and have seen him maybe 3 times.  I'm not certain I could pick him out of a police lineup.

If I were to run into him, and ascertain his identify, the conversation would go something like this:  ''Stay the fuck out of my yard, don't reach into my yard, cut any branches off at the property line - don't just reach as far as you can and snap them off, and don't throw your fuckin' trash into my yard.  Make sense?''  Probably just about exactly like that.

I once helped his 100 year old mother when she came over and told me she locked herself out - he was on vakay in Mexico, good thing I was around.  I helped him cut down a tree once, when I saw him and some friend (the brother in law?) out there - to make sure it didn't fall on my roof.

He's supposed to be a retired engineering professor from UC Berkeley, but seeing that tree project and some of the other things he's done, he can't possibly be an engineer.

His mother owns the house - she's Japanese and lived most of her life in Hawaii.  From the one time I saw and talked to her I think she regrets selling her beautiful home, furniture, etc, and moving here.  He's got a sister that lives around here somewhere that visits once in awhile, I wouldn't recognize her either.  They're very nondescript.

He's got the same model red Ferrari in his garage as the Magnum PI car, never seen him drive it - I saw it when the housekeeper (possibly the sister?) locked herself out (fortunately the garage door was open, getting into the house from there was a snap) and once or twice since when the garage door was open.

That's about it.

But they keep quiet, so that's 99% of being a great neighbor.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 09, 2023, 09:21:40 AM
There was one time I came home, car I didn't recognize in their driveway, and a couple of ''African-American youths'' trying to kick his door in.

I parked behind them to block their car, called the cops, who came and hauled them off.  Never heard a thing about that, not sure what ever happened or what was going on.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 09, 2023, 11:07:28 AM
Being a professor explains the macro aggression... Cal Berkeley = Untrustworthy as fuck.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 10, 2023, 07:40:39 AM
I've lived here 20 years and have seen him maybe 3 times.  I'm not certain I could pick him out of a police lineup.

If I were to run into him, and ascertain his identify, the conversation would go something like this:  ''Stay the fuck out of my yard, don't reach into my yard, cut any branches off at the property line - don't just reach as far as you can and snap them off, and don't throw your fuckin' trash into my yard.  Make sense?''  Probably just about exactly like that.

I once helped his 100 year old mother when she came over and told me she locked herself out - he was on vakay in Mexico, good thing I was around.  I helped him cut down a tree once, when I saw him and some friend (the brother in law?) out there - to make sure it didn't fall on my roof.

He's supposed to be a retired engineering professor from UC Berkeley, but seeing that tree project and some of the other things he's done, he can't possibly be an engineer.

His mother owns the house - she's Japanese and lived most of her life in Hawaii.  From the one time I saw and talked to her I think she regrets selling her beautiful home, furniture, etc, and moving here.  He's got a sister that lives around here somewhere that visits once in awhile, I wouldn't recognize her either.  They're very nondescript.

He's got the same model red Ferrari in his garage as the Magnum PI car, never seen him drive it - I saw it when the housekeeper (possibly the sister?) locked herself out (fortunately the garage door was open, getting into the house from there was a snap) and once or twice since when the garage door was open.

That's about it.

But they keep quiet, so that's 99% of being a great neighbor.

Nice. Thanks for the update. 20 years, only see the guy 3 times! That's something in itself.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 10, 2023, 08:54:38 AM
All the working out, and exorcise, as well as great health practices from lemon water to olive oil to raw garlic could backfire. Also, having never been a sedentary person is not going to serve me well in 20 years when I'm still healthy as a horse with no end of life in store. Like how fucking long does this show have to go on for? I love life, but for fuck sakes man this could get ridiculous. Inside and outside, healthy as a 'horse' with no decline in the distant and foreseeable future..

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Free solo rock climbing is really dangerous, isn't it?
Faulty parachute..?
Dropped off in the middle of the ocean!!
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Post by: whoozit on September 10, 2023, 10:28:09 AM
All the working out, and exorcise, as well as great health practices from lemon water to olive oil to raw garlic could backfire. Also, having never been a sedentary person is not going to serve me well in 20 years when I'm still healthy as a horse with no end of life in store. Like how fucking long does this show have to go on for? I love life, but for fuck sakes man this could get ridiculous. Inside and outside, healthy as a 'horse' with no decline in the distant and foreseeable future..

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Free solo rock climbing is really dangerous, isn't it?
Faulty parachute..?
Dropped off in the middle of the ocean!!
Have a cookie.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 10, 2023, 10:54:31 AM
Have a cookie.

Or become a Merc and go down fighting. Maybe even get nailed while taking a battlefield gobble.

https://twitter.com/RuslanR17343536/status/1576984724396208128
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: bateman on September 10, 2023, 11:05:21 AM
https://twitter.com/CarsCurious/status/1700666098876633445
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 10, 2023, 02:51:21 PM
Have a cookie.
Just 1? Ate 9. Still here.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 10, 2023, 02:58:33 PM
Just 1? Ate 9. Still here.  :-\

How 'bout two of these babies with some Sweet Baby Ray's?

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1700495951532789922
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 10, 2023, 05:49:49 PM
How 'bout two of these babies with some Sweet Baby Ray's?

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1700495951532789922
Ugh :o

Good Lord. That's in NYC? At first I thought they were cooking cats! DEMS some big-ass Rats!

See? Blue-State-Sanctuary-Cities!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 10, 2023, 07:40:59 PM
How 'bout two of these babies with some Sweet Baby Ray's?

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1700495951532789922


Cooking rats, but selling fish tacos.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 10, 2023, 07:49:47 PM

Cooking rats, but selling fish tacos.

Didn't even cut the head off the rat or guinea pig or cat or whatever. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 12, 2023, 09:42:46 AM
Didn't even cut the head off the rat or guinea pig or cat or whatever.
Years ago a band I was in was asked to play a biker wedding on the outskirts of town. They supplied everything we could have wanted and even pre-paid for each of our individual transportation both ways as booze was plenty and on the house. And of course, all we could eat BBQ ETC. To condense this down I'll just say that as we were setting up the best man proceeded to kill the pig (pig roast) about 30 feet from the stage. The unfortunate creature went onto the rotisserie thing with head and all, and it made me think of Vlad The Impaler. I made eye contact with it several times that day as I swore off pork.

10 hours later it smelled so damn good that I gorged on the best ribs I ever had.  But still..   :-\  I had pet pigs and cows growing up, and they too were probably yummy.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on September 12, 2023, 09:52:02 AM
A man died over here a few months ago called Arthur Boyt, and he was famous for eating roadkill. He'd eat everything: badgers, foxes, otters. He liked Golden Labrador because he said it tasted like lamb.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 12, 2023, 10:38:08 AM
A man died over here a few months ago called Arthur Boyt, and he was famous for eating roadkill. He'd eat everything: badgers, foxes, otters. He liked Golden Labrador because he said it tasted like lamb.
Driving from Washington to Colorado I saw some serious roadkill. Large stuff! Large and mashed up, unrecognizable. Species unknown :o Just 80-250 LBs of stinky flesh mound smeared into the landscape. Good Lord.  Never saw any of that in Canada, just the smaller animals and of course pets that stray off the beaten path.  I think the larger Canadian game might be a lot smarter than their brothers and sisters in America, coz you see them while driving but they're always alive and well off the highways. Not sure what Ol' Arthur would have done with this sort of roadkill.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 14, 2023, 07:08:42 PM
Today was, has been, my dad's 85th birthday. I don't how to feel, so I feel nothing. Indifference. I should feel something. What a cold, cold, man he is/was.  Apple, tree.

On another note, I marinaded a large thick-cut pork chop today in Italian dressing and apple juice. I would do it again, but instead of a 4 hour soak - I suggest a 90 minute. I would brine a whole chicken in apple juice for maybe 4 hours, and then proceed accordingly.
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Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on September 17, 2023, 08:53:39 PM
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Post by: KSM on September 21, 2023, 08:24:57 PM
Hehehe  This place is great. Out in one of the common areas tonight where the main public grill is, there was a group of Asians cooking some sort of meat dish. They spoke nothing but Korean, but they had to be loud about it as if to get the attention from all of us beautiful crackers. I crackered myself up as I spoke up to ask if they would share any of their 'domestic pet' recipes. HAHAHAHA

Oooh fuck. I can't believe how much I rule.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on September 22, 2023, 07:52:52 AM
Find some old Phil Hendry episodes to troll them with.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 25, 2023, 11:40:14 AM
In 1770 killing 5 people was considered a massacre.
These days it's just another Monday at school.

What have I learned from this?
1770 Boston was filled with emo drama queens.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on September 27, 2023, 07:47:35 PM
All the working out, and exorcise, as well as great health practices from lemon water to olive oil to raw garlic could backfire. Also, having never been a sedentary person is not going to serve me well in 20 years when I'm still healthy as a horse with no end of life in store. Like how fucking long does this show have to go on for? I love life, but for fuck sakes man this could get ridiculous. Inside and outside, healthy as a 'horse' with no decline in the distant and foreseeable future..

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Free solo rock climbing is really dangerous, isn't it?
Faulty parachute..?
Dropped off in the middle of the ocean!!
 
Hmmm.  Healthy as a horse or hung like one?  I've got this salami of a cock and a cirrhosis.  The Curse of The Corps.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on September 27, 2023, 07:50:26 PM
Hehehe  This place is great. Out in one of the common areas tonight where the main public grill is, there was a group of Asians cooking some sort of meat dish. They spoke nothing but Korean, but they had to be loud about it as if to get the attention from all of us beautiful crackers. I crackered myself up as I spoke up to ask if they would share any of their 'domestic pet' recipes. HAHAHAHA

Oooh fuck. I can't believe how much I rule.
The next time you are dealing with some call center located  in bumfuckistan with some nitwit who speaks in that funny sing song odd cadenced english, ask them for their mother's recipie for broiled dog.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 27, 2023, 08:38:49 PM
 
Hmmm.  Healthy as a horse or hung like one?  I've got this salami of a cock and a cirrhosis.  The Curse of The Corps.
Getting a little uncomfortable with all the horse talk..   :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 28, 2023, 12:27:50 AM
The next time you are dealing with some call center located  in bumfuckistan with some nitwit who speaks in that funny sing song odd cadenced english, ask them for their mother's recipie for broiled dog.

That's a deal! Next time I have to call Mint Mobile, consider it done!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 28, 2023, 09:19:36 PM
The Darth Vader bit... at least see the Darth Vader bit.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 30, 2023, 09:48:00 AM
While the shit economy and my much improved finances all happened about the same time, I guess it's just encouraging me not to spend any of my money...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 30, 2023, 01:33:03 PM
While the shit economy and my much improved finances all happened about the same time, I guess it's just encouraging me not to spend any of my money...

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So you're tossing a load o' cash into CITBank?

Hmm.. My money is making me a whopping .8 right now.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 30, 2023, 01:56:03 PM
So you're tossing a load o' cash into CITBank?

Hmm.. My money is making me a whopping .8 right now.  ;D

I need liquidity but not locally-held money. High yield savings accounts have been great. The only forward-looking issue is that online banking is moving towards digital currency.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on September 30, 2023, 02:19:47 PM
I need liquidity but not locally-held money. High yield savings accounts have been great. The only forward-looking issue is that online banking is moving towards digital currency.
Looking at CitBank now. 5.05% on min 5k.
SoFi looks good as well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 02, 2023, 06:46:42 PM
Cutting collagen peptides and fish oil tablets out for several cans of sardines per week. Those little fish have it all, as well as the extra protein.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 02, 2023, 06:56:00 PM
Cutting collagen peptides and fish oil tablets out for several cans of sardines per week. Those little fish have it all, as well as the extra protein.

Ewww.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 02, 2023, 07:12:02 PM
Cutting collagen peptides and fish oil tablets out for several cans of sardines per week. Those little fish have it all, as well as the extra protein.

My brother buys his at the Dollar Store.  Probably for the extra mercury.  They stay in his truck when he visits.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on October 02, 2023, 07:51:50 PM
Cutting collagen peptides and fish oil tablets out for several cans of sardines per week. Those little fish have it all, as well as the extra protein.

Smart, simple and tasty. That's my philosophy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 02, 2023, 08:58:22 PM
Ewww.

Not Eww

My brother buys his at the Dollar Store.  Probably for the extra mercury.  They stay in his truck when he visits.
Sardines are very low in mercury. Safe to eat every day. I'll be doing 5 cans per week. They actually fall into the "superfood" category.

https://wellseek.co/2017/06/20/sardines-ultimate-superfood-youre-passing/

Smart, simple and tasty. That's my philosophy.
Yup.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 05, 2023, 06:35:35 PM
Time for a new mixtape to annoy my annoying neighbors.

I'm looking for suggestions.

I would like to have an edgy Eddie Murphy "Raw"-type comedy show that's jam-packed with vulgarities, the "N" word and offensive topics. I want the vulgarity turned up to 11. One of my neighbors has decided to create a play space within an ear shot of a bedroom window. Their nonverbal three and four-year-old kids screaming at the top of their lungs. Has annoyed me enough.

I have a train wreck recording, but I want these kids to say horribly offensive things if they actually speak words around other kids.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 05, 2023, 06:42:35 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 05, 2023, 06:48:23 PM
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 05, 2023, 06:50:58 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 05, 2023, 07:04:33 PM
Time for a new mixtape to annoy my annoying neighbors.

I'm looking for suggestions.

I would like to have an edgy Eddie Murphy "Raw"-type comedy show that's jam-packed with vulgarities, the "N" word and offensive topics. I want the vulgarity turned up to 11. One of my neighbors has decided to create a play space within an ear shot of a bedroom window. Their nonverbal three and four-year-old kids screaming at the top of their lungs. Has annoyed me enough.

I have a train wreck recording, but I want these kids to say horribly offensive things if they actually speak words around other kids.


This one also doubles as a comedy album, so you can listen to it once in a while for a laugh after it serves the purpose here.

Added bonus:  #70 on Rolling Stone's greatest albums of all-time.


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 05, 2023, 08:13:31 PM
Time for a new mixtape to annoy my annoying neighbors.

I'm looking for suggestions.

I would like to have an edgy Eddie Murphy "Raw"-type comedy show that's jam-packed with vulgarities, the "N" word and offensive topics. I want the vulgarity turned up to 11. One of my neighbors has decided to create a play space within an ear shot of a bedroom window. Their nonverbal three and four-year-old kids screaming at the top of their lungs. Has annoyed me enough.

I have a train wreck recording, but I want these kids to say horribly offensive things if they actually speak words around other kids.

Oh I love this. Juicy, man! Niiice thinking.

I'm thinking a constant looping fart sound audio file! Yes?
PB is also on to something with his suggestions.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 05, 2023, 11:30:41 PM
Time for a new mixtape to annoy my annoying neighbors.

I'm looking for suggestions.

I would like to have an edgy Eddie Murphy "Raw"-type comedy show that's jam-packed with vulgarities, the "N" word and offensive topics. I want the vulgarity turned up to 11. One of my neighbors has decided to create a play space within an ear shot of a bedroom window. Their nonverbal three and four-year-old kids screaming at the top of their lungs. Has annoyed me enough.

I have a train wreck recording, but I want these kids to say horribly offensive things if they actually speak words around other kids.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on October 06, 2023, 03:09:32 AM
Time for a new mixtape to annoy my annoying neighbors.

I'm looking for suggestions.

I would like to have an edgy Eddie Murphy "Raw"-type comedy show that's jam-packed with vulgarities, the "N" word and offensive topics. I want the vulgarity turned up to 11. One of my neighbors has decided to create a play space within an ear shot of a bedroom window. Their nonverbal three and four-year-old kids screaming at the top of their lungs. Has annoyed me enough.

I have a train wreck recording, but I want these kids to say horribly offensive things if they actually speak words around other kids.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 06, 2023, 03:18:35 AM
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WTAF?   "Aaaaahhhhhh"   LoL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on October 06, 2023, 06:38:43 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on October 06, 2023, 06:41:40 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on October 06, 2023, 06:46:13 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 08, 2023, 10:05:54 PM
Weird. Don't ask, but within ten minutes of opening my eyes this morning, I was like 'I wonder if the branches and general shrubbery is still where he (you) threw it.'

Call the city! Two can play at that game. This is right up @sean92008 's alley too.

Today - just today - the branches have been picked up and I assume tossed into the green can. 

I saw the brother-in-law's car in the driveway, possibly he's the one who cut and threw them into my yard in the first place and they waited for him to come back over and take care of it.  Just speculating.  I realize now he's the one I've seen do major pruning, etc, over there in the past, cutting back the heavily overgrown hillside behind their house, etc. 

I'm sure there was plenty of time spent tut-tutting their ill- mannered neighbor and the audacity of throwing that stuff back into their yard.  People tend to side with friends and family when hearing such reports, if they truly didn't know how obnoxious that was, they still don't.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 09, 2023, 08:02:33 AM
Today - just today - the branches have been picked up and I assume tossed into the green can. 

I saw the brother-in-law's car in the driveway, possibly he's the one who cut and threw them into my yard in the first place and they waited for him to come back over and take care of it.  Just speculating.  I realize now he's the one I've seen do major pruning, etc, over there in the past, cutting back the heavily overgrown hillside behind their house, etc. 

I'm sure there was plenty of time spent tut-tutting their ill- mannered neighbor and the audacity of throwing that stuff back into their yard.  People tend to side with friends and family when hearing such reports, if they truly didn't know how obnoxious that was, they still don't.
heh heh heh

Well that took a while. The branches and trimmings must have been a dead mess by now.  I'm betting that no further similar incidents occur..   "ill-mannered neighbor"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 09, 2023, 09:33:14 AM
...  "ill-mannered neighbor"

Back in college, heading downstairs one evening, I slipped on the bottom step of the stairway on some ice someone had tracked in, stumbled, and broke the window at the bottom of the stairs.  Cut my chin, got some stitches, and that should have been the end of it.  The window was fixed, and they put a wooden plank across the middle of it.

I get a letter from the school with a $35 bill for replacing the broken window.  I appeal, thinking that was a dumb, dangerous place for a window, it was their staircase that had the ice and snow on it, no handrails, etc.  And they now had a barrier across it - presumably because it was dangerous.  And besides, I didn't have the $35, and that was a lot of beer.

So I appeal.  I go to this student run session with 2 or 3 other students appealing various fines.  Each of them make their case, are ruled against, and it's my turn.  They conclude I have to pay.  ''Oh really'', I say.  ''How about this: I pay for my stitches, you pay for the window, and I don't sue you for having this dangerous situation that could have ended much worse''.  After needing a few days for deliberation, they agreed of course - I get a letter with each of our cases and the results, me being the only one having the fine overturned.

In that letter, for each of the appellants there was a short summary, the argument, and the result.  Mine had that as well, except in the last part where they told the result, it said, quote, ''while we found Mr. ---- to be a rather unpleasant sort...''.  Like I'm supposed to feel bad I didn't just fold like the others.  I still have that letter.

I go home at the end of the quarter and find they've sent a copy to my home address as well, for my mom to read I suppose.  Except where did they think I learned to fight back?

''A rather unpleasant sort''.  Yeah I get that way when someone is trying to pull some BS.  Except all I did was tell them what they were risking over $35, I wasn't unpleasant at all, just the message.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 09, 2023, 10:03:40 AM
Back in college, heading downstairs one evening, I slipped on the bottom step of the stairway on some ice someone had tracked in, stumbled, and broke the window at the bottom of the stairs.  Cut my chin, got some stitches, and that should have been the end of it.  The window was fixed, and they put a wooden plank across the middle of it.

I get a letter from the school with a $35 bill for replacing the broken window.  I appeal, thinking that was a dumb, dangerous place for a window, it was their staircase that had the ice and snow on it, no handrails, etc.  And they now had a barrier across it - presumably because it was dangerous.  And besides, I didn't have the $35, and that was a lot of beer.

So I appeal.  I go to this student run session with 2 or 3 other students appealing various fines.  Each of them make their case, are ruled against, and it's my turn.  They conclude I have to pay.  ''Oh really'', I say.  ''How about this: I pay for my stitches, you pay for the window, and I don't sue you for having this dangerous situation that could have ended much worse''.  After needing a few days for deliberation, they agreed of course - I get a letter with each of our cases and the results, me being the only one having the fine overturned.

In that letter, for each of the appellants there was a short summary, the argument, and the result.  Mine had that as well, except in the last part where they told the result, it said, quote, ''while we found Mr. ---- to be a rather unpleasant sort...''.  Like I'm supposed to feel bad I didn't just fold like the others.  I still have that letter.

I go home at the end of the quarter and find they've sent a copy to my home address as well, for my mom to read I suppose.  Except where did they think I learned to fight back?

''A rather unpleasant sort''.  Yeah I get that way when someone is trying to pull some BS.  Except all I did was tell them what they were risking over $35, I wasn't unpleasant at all, just the message.

I got a chuckle out of "a rather unpleasant sort" Was @TigerLily on the board?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on October 09, 2023, 10:24:08 AM
I got a chuckle out of "a rather unpleasant sort" Was @TigerLily on the board?

So PB. You were born unpleasant. I think you should have donated the $35 to the party fund. And quit whining about the stitches. I'm sure they helped add a ruggedly handsome cast to that otherwise bland face
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 09, 2023, 10:28:39 AM
So PB. You were born unpleasant. I think you should have donated the $35 to the party fund. And quit whining about the stitches. I'm sure they helped add a ruggedly handsome cast to that otherwise bland face

Oh, the irony.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 09, 2023, 06:33:20 PM
So PB. You were born unpleasant. I think you should have donated the $35 to the party fund. And quit whining about the stitches. I'm sure they helped add a ruggedly handsome cast to that otherwise bland face
Oh, the irony.

Hehehehe  youuuu twoooo
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 10, 2023, 08:23:37 AM
heh heh heh

Well that took a while. The branches and trimmings must have been a dead mess by now.  I'm betting that no further similar incidents occur..   "ill-mannered neighbor"

I think I was right, it's the brother-in-law.  I've seen him do the heavy yardwork, and he was over there doing more yardwork the day the clippings I tossed back finally disappeared.

The old lady owns the house, and her son - who's older and apparently retired - lives with her.  I've seen them 2 or 3 times in 20 years - their patio is one the far side of their house from me.  The sister and BIL come over from time to time, not all that often.  I see the cars because the driveway curves and takes up the front yard instead of going back.


So I see the BIL yesterday or the day before, but it wasn't until today I go out to my backyard, and over to the side yard next to theirs.

I find out that SOB threw a huge amount of clippings into my yard AGAIN, this time behind the side yard fence so I didn't see it from the street.

I just got back from dragging it all over there and spreading it out over his driveway.  So he can't miss it.

He didn't come to the door, again.  This time I left a note - legally allowed to trim up to the property line, don't reach over, don't throw it into my yard, in violation of trespassing, dumping, and since he won't come to the door if it happens again I'll have the police come out and explain it to him. 

F this guy.  When provoked PB can be a rather unpleasant sort.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 10, 2023, 08:42:51 AM
I think I was right, it's the brother-in-law.  I've seen him do the heavy yardwork, and he was over there doing more yardwork the day the clippings I tossed back finally disappeared.

The old lady owns the house, and her son - who's older and apparently retired - lives with her.  I've seen them 2 or 3 times in 20 years - their patio is one the far side of their house from me.  The sister and BIL come over from time to time, not all that often.  I see the cars because the driveway curves and takes up the front yard instead of going back.


So I see the BIL yesterday or the day before, but it wasn't until today I go out to my backyard, and over to the side yard next to theirs.

I find out that SOB threw a huge amount of clippings into my yard AGAIN, this time behind the side yard fence so I didn't see it from the street.

I just got back from dragging it all over there and spreading it out over his driveway.  So he can't miss it.

He didn't come to the door, again.  This time I left a note - legally allowed to trim up to the property line, don't reach over, don't throw it into my yard, in violation of trespassing, dumping, and since he won't come to the door if it happens again I'll have the police come out and explain it to him. 

F this guy.  When provoked PB can be a rather unpleasant sort.

Wow. This has gone to a whole other level now. I guess the police may actually have to be brought into it..

Based on what you've told me, I figured that was the last of it as you made yourself rather clear through your actions two weeks ago. And now this.. Have you been taking pictures? This has judge Judy dispute all over it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 10, 2023, 09:26:02 AM
Wow. This has gone to a whole other level now. I guess the police may actually have to be brought into it..

Based on what you've told me, I figured that was the last of it as you made yourself rather clear through your actions two weeks ago. And now this.. Have you been taking pictures? This has judge Judy dispute all over it.

More like 2 months ago.

This was considerably more than last time, it took half a dozen big loads to drag it back over there.  I took a pic of the note I left, but not the branches.  Quite a bit of it was from a massive rose bush, so in my haste I got scratched up a bit.

The owner and her son are Japanese, from Hawaii.  So maybe the law in either of those places is different.

But the BIL is white, and appears to be a run-of-the-mill local.  I see discussions on this very topic from time to time on Nextdoor.com and Quora, so maybe he's just clueless.  Maybe.  They all know now.  The 7:30 am doorbell ringing likely sent the household into a flutter if nothing else.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on October 10, 2023, 09:26:52 AM
'Born Unpleasant': PB - The Unauthorized Biography.

The front cover shows PB scowling at a homeless person. Currently available from the EllGab bookshop.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 10, 2023, 09:36:26 AM
'Born Unpleasant': PB - The Unauthorized Biography.

The front cover shows PB scowling at a homeless person. Currently available from the EllGab bookshop.

Lol.  Only when provoked.  I've had women tell me how amazing it is to walk down certain streets with me and no bums beg, follow, harass, etc.

Not a scowl, game face.


This is on the inside of the dust jacket.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 10, 2023, 09:52:20 AM
'Born Unpleasant': PB - The Unauthorized Biography.

The front cover shows PB scowling at a homeless person. Currently available from the EllGab bookshop.

So the other day I go to Safeway.  I park fairly close, and see two guys canvassing between where I parked and the door.  Wanting signatures, handing out brochures, asking for donations, something along those lines.  Grownups, not kids.

One of them comes over to greet me, I ignore him and go in.  10 minutes later I come out and he's standing pretty close to the truck, he greets me again and I ignore him and walk to the truck.  He follows me and again it's ''hello sir'' or some such.

Holy shit.  Ignoring them is a slightly less polite way of saying ''no thanks'', and as this is almost constant, I don't feel an obligation to say ''no thanks''.

So on the third one, I turn and ask him if ignoring him twice ''wasn't enough for him?''  No cursing, no scowling.  I tell him I get panhandled all day, everyday, that no one likes it, that people don't want to be approached in the parking lot. 


These guys weren't bums.  I'll tell an actual homeless person ''no'', ''I can't'' or something like that.  Other times I'll sit and talk to the guy, especially the real pathetic cases coming up to you at the gas station where you can't just keep walking, or maybe on the street if I'm in a not great neighborhood going to a concert or something.  Some of them are fairly smart and just made some poor decisions, and others are at least interesting sometimes.  I'll pay the $1 for one of them to ''watch my car'' - one, they actually watch it and none of the rest of them break in, and two, everyone else on both sides of the street sees us, sees me talking to him, see me give him the $1, and now I have free passage to the venue because I'm a customer of one of them.  Best deal in town.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 10, 2023, 10:47:04 AM
Wow. This has gone to a whole other level now. I guess the police may actually have to be brought into it..

Based on what you've told me, I figured that was the last of it as you made yourself rather clear through your actions two weeks ago. And now this.. Have you been taking pictures? This has judge Judy dispute all over it.

Got a call from the lady who owns the place (I left my number on the note).

She told me she pays her SIL $75 hour to do the yardwork, that my rosebush and lemon tree were pushing on her fence, and that she and the SIL were upset I hadn't done anything about it.  The daughter apparently told him not to throw the branches into my yard, but he did it anyway.

She told me I was the same sort of bum her son is, she told me the land was developed by Al Davis of the Raiders, that he'd done a cheap, shit job, that we are on an earthquake fault and that's affecting the stability of the fences, etc, etc.

I told her I see the plants from my yard, not hers, had no idea they were pushing the fence, and had sympathy for her situation.  But it was against the law to dump it into my yard and I wasn't going to have it.

I told her I'd be happy to help her SIL with the bushes and to fix whatever was needed to be done supporting the fence.  I guess that was ok, she hung up.


This is the same lady who locked herself out of her house, came over to use the phone but didn't really know what to do, and I called AAA to get her back in.  I wonder if she remembers that.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 10, 2023, 04:36:26 PM
Got a call from the lady who owns the place (I left my number on the note).

She told me she pays her SIL $75 hour to do the yardwork, that my rosebush and lemon tree were pushing on her fence, and that she and the SIL were upset I hadn't done anything about it.  The daughter apparently told him not to throw the branches into my yard, but he did it anyway.

She told me I was the same sort of bum her son is, she told me the land was developed by Al Davis of the Raiders, that he'd done a cheap, shit job, that we are on an earthquake fault and that's affecting the stability of the fences, etc, etc.

I told her I see the plants from my yard, not hers, had no idea they were pushing the fence, and had sympathy for her situation.  But it was against the law to dump it into my yard and I wasn't going to have it.

I told her I'd be happy to help her SIL with the bushes and to fix whatever was needed to be done supporting the fence.  I guess that was ok, she hung up.


This is the same lady who locked herself out of her house, came over to use the phone but didn't really know what to do, and I called AAA to get her back in.  I wonder if she remembers that.

Holy crap, this is getting juicier by the hour. LOL She hung up on you? ! She may remember your good AAA deed, but that doesn't matter to her type. Too bad you could just build an tire new fence between you and them. An 8ft wall with barbwire and traps.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 10, 2023, 05:11:14 PM
Holy crap, this is getting juicier by the hour. LOL She hung up on you? ! She may remember your good AAA deed, but that doesn't matter to her type. Too bad you could just build an tire new fence between you and them. An 8ft wall with barbwire and traps.

I can't even see into their yard from mine, they are lower down on the hill and my plants screen them off entirely.  Which is why I had no idea they were impacting the fence.

After talking to her, I went over and put all the clippings I'd thrown there into my green can.  Filled it up completely.  Took a half hour to cut them so they'd all fit.  I don't want to give stress to a 90 year old lady with son and SIL like those two.  My point was made.

If that SIL wants to give me any shit, I'll let him know he's the hired help and not there to stir up problems in the neighborhood.  Then take his beer.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 13, 2023, 09:24:12 AM
I can't even see into their yard from mine, they are lower down on the hill and my plants screen them off entirely.  Which is why I had no idea they were impacting the fence.

After talking to her, I went over and put all the clippings I'd thrown there into my green can.  Filled it up completely.  Took a half hour to cut them so they'd all fit.  I don't want to give stress to a 90 year old lady with son and SIL like those two.  My point was made.

If that SIL wants to give me any shit, I'll let him know he's the hired help and not there to stir up problems in the neighborhood.  Then take his beer.
I like reading these. It is not you that seems "unpleasant" in this particular case.

LOL Take his beer?




Depending on the market, I may buy a house here in about 18 months. Until then this house will have to suffice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 13, 2023, 09:55:37 AM
I like reading these. It is not you that seems "unpleasant" in this particular case.

LOL Take his beer?...

I'm regretting going over there and picking it all up. 

She did start off the phone call by telling me I was rude to throw it back over - as though dumping in my yard was justified because they have a shitty fence - and her attitude never did improve. 

She told me it was specifically the rose bush and lemon tree that pushed her fence down, but the fence is fine in both those places, where it's sagging has nothing to do with my plants.  I'm guessing she didn't even go out and see it for herself, that these idiots lied to her about it.  Or, given her crotchetiness (holy shit, spell check says that's actually a word lol), maybe that was the path of least resistance when they were being blamed for something.

I try to be nice.  I wait until a line has been crossed, have my say, then try to be conciliary if the situation warrants it.  Appeasement is always seen as weakness instead of goodwill though. 

If this isn't over this time, if there's more coming, it will no doubt be from the SIL - if so, I don't think he's going to like what I'll have to say.  He may become enraged as I push his buttons one by one.  I told her I'd help him with the fence if asked.  I've decided the hell with that.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 13, 2023, 09:04:24 PM
One of my former distributors gave me tons of crap I thought was pretty useless... These post-it strips are great for marking where signatures need to go... Doh! That's why they gave them to me
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 14, 2023, 10:56:09 AM
Sloped stamped concrete driveways are dangerous in the rain.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 14, 2023, 01:05:10 PM
Today is my birthday and I don't know what to do with myself tonight. I am at the office now looking out the window at a Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, so that is a candidate for sure. They have a top shelf Scotch and Irish whiskey selection that goes far beyond your average eatery outlet. At $40 for a single of course. AND $60 for a single Johnny Walker Blue!  :o  These are Canadian prices! BIDEN!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 14, 2023, 01:28:00 PM
Today is my birthday and I don't know what to do with myself tonight. I am at the office now looking out the window at a Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, so that is a candidate for sure. They have a top shelf Scotch and Irish whiskey selection that goes far beyond your average eatery outlet. At $40 for a single of course. AND $60 for a single Johnny Walker Blue!  :o  These are Canadian prices! BIDEN!!!

What? @PolkaDot standing you up on your birthday? @TigerLily not calling you tonight for a special birthday struggle session? Argh! Time to put that Grinder ad up...
😳😳😳😳
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 14, 2023, 01:28:56 PM

















...oh, happy birthday, Canuck.
😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 14, 2023, 01:59:15 PM
What? @PolkaDot standing you up on your birthday? @TigerLily not calling you tonight for a special birthday struggle session? Argh! Time to put that Grinder ad up...
😳😳😳😳

Hahahaha

There are other women. Two of them. But both of them talk constantly. They Don't! Shut! Up!! It's like WTF! Been bouncing with them (separately) for about two weeks now and they're both the same. Don't know each other but from the same club or something. There can be no real constructive conversation like that. I'll take Vera to the steakhouse as a "comfort pet" or whatever those weaklings call them. Companion pet?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 14, 2023, 02:11:05 PM
Hahahaha

There are other women. Two of them. But both of them talk constantly. They Don't! Shut! Up!! It's like WTF! Been bouncing with them (separately) for about two weeks now and they're both the same. Don't know each other but from the same club or something. There can be no real constructive conversation like that. I'll take Vera to the steakhouse as a "comfort pet" or whatever those weaklings call them. Companion pet?

They just want someone to listen and not solve their problems for them...

Suggested "shh" line:
Before your pretty little jaw gets tired from all that yacking, suck me off before I lose my erection because you're insufferable, little darlin' bitch."

Uh. Give it a try... You're Canadian, they'll love it and you for it.
🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 14, 2023, 02:14:49 PM
They just want someone to listen and not solve their problems for them...

Suggested "shh" line:
Before your pretty little jaw gets tired from all that yacking, suck me off before I lose my erection because you're insufferable, little darlin' bitch."

Uh. Give it a try... You're Canadian, they'll love it and you for it.
🙄🙄🙄

They think I'm from somewhere in the mid-west. Don't care enough to correct them. One is a dentist, shoving something in her mouth may prove to be quite satisfying.  ::) :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 14, 2023, 03:18:55 PM
Hahahaha

There are other women. Two of them. But both of them talk constantly. They Don't! Shut! Up!! It's like WTF!...

What an interesting phenomenon.  Women who talk endlessly.  Are you sure?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2023, 04:05:42 PM
...oh, happy birthday, Canuck.
😁😁😁

Indeed.  Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2023, 04:07:24 PM
They think I'm from somewhere in the mid-west. Don't care enough to correct them. One is a dentist, shoving something in her mouth may prove to be quite satisfying.  ::) :P

I've never met a poor Dentist. All things being equal there is your choice. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 14, 2023, 05:08:33 PM
I've never met a poor Dentist. All things being equal there is your choice.

When the economy is bad people skip preventive dentist appointments. I dated a dentist for 3 years. She happened to work with the orthodontist and his wife that got run over by his wife, who was also a dentist, in a hotel parking lot while his daughter was in the car. Look up Clara Harris, 2002.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 14, 2023, 06:38:10 PM
I've never met a poor Dentist. All things being equal there is your choice.
Had her own practice in Tulsa. She doesn't have anything good to say about OK in general. She's got $$$.. that doesn't interest me. I'd rather rebuild on my own and do my own thing. My yards, my floors, my decks, ETC, mine. She can come over... on Thursdays.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 14, 2023, 06:45:27 PM
Had her own practice in Tulsa. She doesn't have anything good to say about OK in general. She's got $$$.. that doesn't interest me. I'd rather rebuild on my own and do my own thing. My yards, my floors, my decks, ETC, mine. She can come over... on Thursdays.

I miss those days.

Problem was a few of them fall in love, decide to visit unannounced and discover the others. Then gang up on you when you return home.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2023, 06:56:59 PM
She's got $$$.. that doesn't interest me. I'd rather rebuild on my own and do my own thing. My yards, my floors, my decks, ETC, mine. She can come over... on Thursdays.

All well and good but if she's squared away she isn't hitting you up for a new set of radials, compressor for the fridge or any of the other little day to day crisis's that pop up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2023, 06:58:47 PM
When the economy is bad people skip preventive dentist appointments. I dated a dentist for 3 years. She happened to work with the orthodontist and his wife that got run over by his wife, who was also a dentist, in a hotel parking lot while his daughter was in the car. Look up Clara Harris, 2002.

Ugh. We had guy at work that croaked someone.  Left his necklace with cross hanging on the work bench in the hardware.  Creepy stuff.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 14, 2023, 08:16:32 PM
All well and good but if she's squared away she isn't hitting you up for a new set of radials, compressor for the fridge or any of the other little day to day crisis's that pop up.

Ahhh, that's where the role playing comes in... [Cue boom chicka wow-wow music] "I can't pay you for your plumbing work sir, can I pay with something else?"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 14, 2023, 09:37:57 PM
I've never met a poor Dentist. All things being equal there is your choice.

Do dentists have an unusually high suicide rate, or is that some urban myth?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 15, 2023, 07:23:40 AM
Do dentists have an unusually high suicide rate, or is that some urban myth?
I'll ask her.. She's pretty fucking bubbly so perhaps she missed the suicide memo.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 15, 2023, 12:30:04 PM
Do dentists have an unusually high suicide rate, or is that some urban myth?

If I remember the conversations correctly, it’s slightly higher and the preferred method among dentists is to just crank up the nitrous
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 15, 2023, 12:48:38 PM
What about eye Doctor's? I'd imagine that looking at eyeballs constantly might wig you out.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 15, 2023, 01:18:10 PM
What about eye Doctor's? I'd imagine that looking at eyeballs constantly might wig you out.

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Nah.. my bet's on pediatrists.
I mean, C'mon now..
  :o
Could you look at that for 8 hours a day close up @Walks_At_Night ?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 15, 2023, 05:46:49 PM
A saying conveyed to me today...

"A layman watches the fun, an expert watches the door"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 15, 2023, 07:55:01 PM

Nah.. my bet's on pediatrists.

What? You aren't down with cutesy little Ballerina feet dude?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 16, 2023, 12:32:54 AM
Hahahaha

There are other women. Two of them. But both of them talk constantly. They Don't! Shut! Up!! It's like WTF! Been bouncing with them (separately) for about two weeks now and they're both the same. Don't know each other but from the same club or something. There can be no real constructive conversation like that...

There's a sardines joke in there somewhere.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 16, 2023, 09:34:19 AM
What? You aren't down with cutesy little Ballerina feet dude?

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Oh Lord that's awful. I had no idea.

There's a sardines joke in there somewhere.

Just bought sardines.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on October 16, 2023, 10:17:42 AM
Feed the feet to my cats and walk around on the sardines. Actually my cats wouldn't touch those nasty things
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 16, 2023, 04:58:16 PM
I may have to sell a couple of guitars and I’m sad.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 16, 2023, 05:17:37 PM
I may have to sell a couple of guitars and I’m sad.

If you can hold on... Try.

I have sellers regret going back 30+ years and I can't play more than a few minutes at a time.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 16, 2023, 05:35:31 PM
I may have to sell a couple of guitars and I’m sad.
Why @whoozit ?  i was actually going to ask you to post a pic of your Epiphone Les Paul

If you can hold on... Try.

I have sellers regret going back 30+ years and I can't play more than a few minutes at a time.
Indeed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 16, 2023, 05:39:16 PM
Why @whoozit ?  i was actually going to ask you to post a pic of your Epiphone Les Paul
Indeed.
Just some stuff medical going on where some cash would be helpful.    I may sell a Strat and my Taylor acoustic.  The Les Paul and my blue burst Strat will stay.  @KSM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 16, 2023, 05:41:57 PM
Just some stuff medical going on where some cash would be helpful.    I may sell a Strat and my Taylor acoustic.  The Les Paul and my blue burst Strat will stay.  @KSM
Ahh, I hope you and yours are ok.

I didn't know that you had that many axes. Yes, keep the ones you mentioned.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 16, 2023, 10:04:58 PM
Oh Lord that's awful. I had no idea.

Just bought sardines.

Instead of wuffing the gross ones cold out of tin cans, try grilling fresh ones.

When you make it over to Spain, Portugal, Italy, south of France, or sail boating between Greek islands, you'll know just what to order at seaside cafes.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 16, 2023, 10:09:17 PM
I may have to sell a couple of guitars and I’m sad.

As long as you keep your bikes.  Good luck with everything.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on October 17, 2023, 02:23:09 AM
https://www.ibtimes.sg/nebraska-mortuary-worker-accused-having-sex-life-sized-sex-doll-deceased-persons-home-71967

This story is uncomfortably close to home for one EllGabber who shall remain nameless. Isn't that right @Walks_At_Night ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 17, 2023, 02:55:11 AM
As long as you keep your bikes.  Good luck with everything.
Bikes are are safe and ridden regularly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 17, 2023, 03:56:06 AM
https://www.ibtimes.sg/nebraska-mortuary-worker-accused-having-sex-life-sized-sex-doll-deceased-persons-home-71967

This story is uncomfortably close to home for one EllGabber who shall remain nameless. Isn't that right @Walks_At_Night ?

Damn things should be outlawed. no end of trouble with them. Now it probably has to be stored as evidence.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 17, 2023, 07:20:10 AM
https://www.ibtimes.sg/nebraska-mortuary-worker-accused-having-sex-life-sized-sex-doll-deceased-persons-home-71967

This story is uncomfortably close to home for one EllGabber who shall remain nameless. Isn't that right @Walks_At_Night ?

Darn you @Peter Wyngarde now google ads for these things are going to follow us around the web for months..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 17, 2023, 07:22:26 AM
Damn things should be outlawed. no end of trouble with them. Now it probably has to be stored as evidence.

If someone was hoping to inherit it, that's probably out the window.  Who wants to tell their dr they caught an std from their... well, you know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 17, 2023, 08:43:32 AM
Instead of wuffing the gross ones cold out of tin cans, try grilling fresh ones.

When you make it over to Spain, Portugal, Italy, south of France, or sail boating between Greek islands, you'll know just what to order at seaside cafes.

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Looks fantastic. I would enjoy that! Perhaps I'll look for some recipes and perhaps duplicate that at home right here in River City. Sardines can grow up to 10" long, most people do not know that. These days world travel is almost as far from my mind as death, and that's fairly far.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 18, 2023, 06:48:28 PM
At her behest I am meeting the dentist lady tomorrow at 3pm for lunch, followed by happy hour at 5. She's not much of a drinker so I'm not sure what that's about.. I don't want it to go on for over 3 hours. Done by 6 am I. I have a football game to get to. She's delightful but also extremely chatty and for fuck sakes I can only take so much.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 18, 2023, 08:22:25 PM
At her behest I am meeting the dentist lady tomorrow at 3pm for lunch, followed by happy hour at 5. She's not much of a drinker so I'm not sure what that's about.. I don't want it to go on for over 3 hours. Done by 6 am I. I have a football game to get to. She's delightful but also extremely chatty and for fuck sakes I can only take so much.

6 PM man. 6 PM. Your guy has been activated. There is an outside chance that he plays.

https://www.si.com/nfl/jaguars/gm-report/jaguars-sign-nathan-rourke-to-active-roster-amidst-trevor-lawrence-injury
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 18, 2023, 08:36:30 PM
6 PM man. 6 PM. Your guy has been activated. There is an outside chance that he plays.

https://www.si.com/nfl/jaguars/gm-report/jaguars-sign-nathan-rourke-to-active-roster-amidst-trevor-lawrence-injury
Fuck. I think that game starts at 6 your time. 5 here. Amazon prime records so I can start it a little later if need-be. Or I could cancel the date like a good man would in order to watch in real time like a civilized person who's civilized in a civil football watching society that's civilized!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 18, 2023, 08:49:35 PM
Fuck. I think that game starts at 6 your time. 5 here. Amazon prime records so I can start it a little later if need-be. Or I could cancel the date like a good man would in order to watch in real time like a civilized person who's civilized in a civil football watching society that's civilized!

Admittedly, I have been out of that game since Bush 41 was POTUS but it seems to me one would keep the date and let her blabber on. When she pauses for air, take control and explain the situation. "I'm from B.C. and we have football UP there you know [emphasis on the up - makes you standout]. The team is called the Lions and they had this player named Rourke. Now he is in the NFL.  Blah Blah Woof Woof"  You get the point. The idea is to let her know it is a one shot deal that is important to you. This sets the stage and gives her an opening to invite herself over to your pad to watch the game. 

Oh and on the drive over play some music and have this in the middle of the playlist. It will plant a subliminal message.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 18, 2023, 08:58:55 PM
Oh and make sure your place has that single dude, no frills aura about it.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 18, 2023, 09:13:23 PM
Fuck. I think that game starts at 6 your time. 5 here. Amazon prime records so I can start it a little later if need-be. Or I could cancel the date like a good man would in order to watch in real time like a civilized person who's civilized in a civil football watching society that's civilized!

No, what you do here is go home, start from the beginning, and FF thru commercials and halftime.  Perfect!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 18, 2023, 09:15:16 PM
... It will plant a subliminal message.

Or perhaps not so subliminal..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 18, 2023, 10:48:10 PM
Fuck. I think that game starts at 6 your time. 5 here. Amazon prime records so I can start it a little later if need-be. Or I could cancel the date like a good man would in order to watch in real time like a civilized person who's civilized in a civil football watching society that's civilized!

6:15 your time
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 18, 2023, 11:24:18 PM
Can you play back at a slightly increased speed? Kind of like what I do when I watch Falkie. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on October 19, 2023, 03:36:20 AM
I've got a PAYING gig tonight and won't be home by the start.  Maybe I can get the radio broadcast on the way home.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 19, 2023, 04:52:24 AM
I had no idea pillows could be washed.
I had no idea pillow washing has been going on in my house for the 15 years I have been shacked up with Bairyn.



 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 19, 2023, 05:26:19 AM
I had no idea pillows could be washed.
I had no idea pillow washing has been going on in my house for the 15 years I have been shacked up with Bairyn.

Huh. Who knew?  Mrs. WAN is one of the world's great pillow thrower outers. Just about get the sombeech broke in and Zip! Gone.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 19, 2023, 10:13:39 AM
6:15 your time
You are right @GravitySucks I checked as well. Cancelled my date with the dentist. She was as understanding as she is lovely.




Huh. Who knew?  Mrs. WAN is one of the world's great pillow thrower outers.
HAHAHA  That cracked me up. Has that ever been said like that before? I think Not!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 19, 2023, 10:27:19 AM
You are right @GravitySucks I checked as well. Cancelled my date with the dentist. She was as understanding as she is lovely.



HAHAHA  That cracked me up. Has that ever been said like that before? I think Not!

Refusing to scratch her itch might lead to violence…

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/florida-woman-cuts-mans-face-after-he-refuses-to-have-sex-with-her/843518762/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 19, 2023, 10:35:37 AM
Huh. Who knew?

I am still amazed that I never caught it happening.
There's gotta be a dozen pillows in this joint on the various beds.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 19, 2023, 11:38:58 AM
At her behest I am meeting the dentist lady tomorrow at 3pm for lunch, followed by happy hour at 5. She's not much of a drinker so I'm not sure what that's about.. I don't want it to go on for over 3 hours. Done by 6 am I. I have a football game to get to. She's delightful but also extremely chatty and for fuck sakes I can only take so much.

A lot of dentists around here work four days and take Fridays off.

This may be her Fri nite.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 19, 2023, 02:42:52 PM
A lot of dentists around here work four days and take Fridays off.

This may be her Fri nite.
She owned her own practice. Retired early. She works two days a week in a cool little boutique clothing store just get out of the house. She likes it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 19, 2023, 08:04:35 PM
She owned her own practice. Retired early. She works two days a week in a cool little boutique clothing store just get out of the house. She likes it.

Then she’s not a fucking dentist
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 19, 2023, 08:17:01 PM
Then she’s not a fucking dentist
If she plays her cards right maybe I'll be fucking dentist.

who's to say..  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 19, 2023, 08:36:48 PM
If she plays her cards right maybe I'll be fucking dentist.

who's to say..  :-\

Maybe she stockpiled some nitrous
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 19, 2023, 08:47:28 PM
If she plays her cards right maybe I'll be fucking dentist.

who's to say..  :-\

You chose football over footsies… 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 19, 2023, 09:38:46 PM
Maybe she stockpiled some nitrous

She is awfully perky and talkative.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 19, 2023, 11:46:53 PM
You chose football over footsies…

She is awfully perky and talkative.

Well, I suspect that I may have screwed it up with a facebook post this afternoon. She's a lefty.. they all are now.

"Leftism is the complete abandonment of common sense and logic" "What the fuck ever happened to logic!?"

Fine. I don't like her nose.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 20, 2023, 01:04:18 AM
Well, I suspect that I may have screwed it up with a facebook post this afternoon. She's a lefty.. they all are now.

"Leftism is the complete abandonment of common sense and logic" "What the fuck ever happened to logic!?"

Fine. I don't like her nose.

Better now as highly emotional people carry explosive payloads in their enormous collection of baggage.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on October 20, 2023, 05:15:40 AM
Huh. Who knew?  Mrs. WAN is one of the world's great pillow thrower outers. Just about get the sombeech broke in and Zip! Gone.

What on earth do you do with them? Actually, don't tell me... I've just had lunch.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 20, 2023, 06:25:00 AM
What on earth do you do with them? Actually, don't tell me... I've just had lunch.

It is not bad. There is a big shipping container down the road a spell. She throws them in there. Container says U.K. Relief on it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on October 21, 2023, 07:50:26 AM
Took me many months to start building credit after moving to CO with no American credit cards, and at first I wasn't working so there's that too. Amazon offered me a card 7 months ago with a $2,000 limit. Somehow I'm now up to a score of 724. I have built this modest credit by using the amazon card at McDonalds once a month and charging no more than $15 total and paying it off each month. By the time I buy a roof down here (18 months) credit score will be over 800 for buying a shitty 15 dollar feast once a month. Part of that $15 is a 5 pack chicken nuggets for Vera. Amazon has been good for something.

Meanwhile my Canuck credit has gone from well over 800 down to the high 600's and my limits on those cards have greatly diminished.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 30, 2023, 02:39:25 PM
This was in my mathematics and science feed



In doing research for an upcoming surgery, I was looking at different methods of closing up internal and external incisions. This was not done on my device, but on the laptop computer not signed in to any service like Google, or YouTube. Yet, they are obviously tracking my IP.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 30, 2023, 04:47:37 PM



''We call that equidistant''.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 03, 2023, 07:15:41 AM
Wife The She shipped out the rest of my stuff in a U-Haul box. Missing were two Gibson Les Paul guitars, and a few of my beloved tools. One thing that I was really looking forward to is my main/original hand-held toolbox that I purchased in 2009 when I started my little company. I love that thing, so imagine my surprise and disgust when I opened it and found all kinds of shitty dirty tools in there while several of my items were missing. I assume that she had some work done in the place and gave the no doubt filthy fucker full access to my tools! Guess the guy saw all my well-maintained high-performance tools and decided to swap a few things out. Several items including my 22OZ framing American Eagle hammer. The ones with the blue handle. Classic. And now it's gone. I want to cause harm.

Also missing was a cordless brad-nailer. 18-guage. Fuck. My battery packs and batteries also missing. Thankfully the 16-gauge nailer did show up, but without the battery and charger is it useless.  It's a real piss-off considering I sent a very detailed list of all items to be shipped. Not to mention a description on where everything was located within the house and shed outside.

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And the liberal dentist is longer speaking to me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 03, 2023, 08:20:14 AM
The She shipped out the rest of my stuff...

Sorry about your things, in hindsight shouldn't have left them.  Can you cause enough of a nuisance that it all gets reimbursed/replaced?

... And the liberal dentist is longer speaking to me.

What did you say to her?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 03, 2023, 12:54:30 PM
Sorry about your things, in hindsight shouldn't have left them.  Can you cause enough of a nuisance that it all gets reimbursed/replaced?

What did you say to her?
In hindsight yes, I shouldn't have left so many things behind, but I was of the assumption that there may be a reconciliation. I brought all the main favorite things with the exception of the aforementioned items and my gym equipment. That stuff needs a minimum 400 SQ-FT area.  I've already re-stocked and replaced most of what I lost in the gym. Not paying 7K to have all that shipped out.

What did I say to her: I simmered down to a calmer head before lashing out in order to get the guitars out here safely. That is what will happen. I hadn't checked the tools until after the guitar communications. I am still furious about my missing tools, so I'll wait and apply the same level of grace when tackling that issue.

#MilkAndHoney

She's a good woman - guitars will arrive and everyone will remain alive.

#SerenityNow!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 03, 2023, 02:03:32 PM
Sorry about your things, in hindsight shouldn't have left them.  Can you cause enough of a nuisance that it all gets reimbursed/replaced?

What did you say to her?

Other than the obvious anger and issues about missing items aside, what does @KSM expect when he tells a woman liberal dentist that he'd rather watch men grabbing each other and rolling around on the ground over giving her the opportunity to receive the seed of life (and the satisfaction and fulfillment of pleasing an alpha male) in one of her orifices?

He really needs to go misogynistic and just say it out loud but she wants to hear... "Tonight, all I want to do is ejaculate into you, you can hold my beer while I watch football."  @KSM takes that tack, he'll have that atheist snowflake Marxist thanking God... or crying out to him.

I once asked an atheist about her conversion to religion... That was the last time I was given the privilege of her soaking my bed and nearby carpeting.

Since @KSM is a much healthier and likely much younger creature, I think he can get away with that line if he should so be motivated to ask it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 03, 2023, 02:19:28 PM
Sucks big time about the tools.

As far as the Dentist?  Meh. Just order an Israeli.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 03, 2023, 05:52:32 PM
Other than the obvious anger and issues about missing items aside, what does @KSM expect when he tells a woman liberal dentist that he'd rather watch men grabbing each other and rolling around on the ground over giving her the opportunity to receive the seed of life (and the satisfaction and fulfillment of pleasing an alpha male) in one of her orifices?

He really needs to go misogynistic and just say it out loud but she wants to hear... "Tonight, all I want to do is ejaculate into you, you can hold my beer while I watch football."  @KSM takes that tack, he'll have that atheist snowflake Marxist thanking God... or crying out to him.

I once asked an atheist about her conversion to religion... That was the last time I was given the privilege of her soaking my bed and nearby carpeting.

Since @KSM is a much healthier and likely much younger creature, I think he can get away with that line if he should so be motivated to ask it.

So much to unpack there. Do I dare unpack?  ;D  I've already ordered many of the smaller tool replacements.

Sucks big time about the tools.

As far as the Dentist?  Meh. Just order an Israeli.

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In this place all packages and mail are placed in lockers. These lockers average about 18" - 24". If they shove my bride in there I can't say that she'll be all that happy by the time I get to her.  And think about her spine!! By God she'll be a damned pretzel, and I draw the line at pretzel women!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 03, 2023, 06:38:46 PM
... What did I say to her: I simmered down to a calmer head before lashing out in order to get the guitars out here safely...

All good information, but what did you say to the dentist that is no longer speaking to you?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 03, 2023, 06:55:30 PM
All good information, but what did you say to the dentist that is no longer speaking to you?

It was pretty innocent really......   

"Hey - watch this video!"

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 04, 2023, 03:19:21 AM
All good information, but what did you say to the dentist that is no longer speaking to you?
Oh, you want to know what I said to the dentist..
Nothing out of the ordinary, but she thinks I'm a "Trumper" and she's a lib. She had posted a picture of the beautiful Aspen trees on her property and I commented that "aspens are staunch conservatives".
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 04, 2023, 12:06:31 PM
Oh, you want to know what I said to the dentist..
Nothing out of the ordinary, but she thinks I'm a "Trumper" and she's a lib. She had posted a picture of the beautiful Aspen trees on her property and I commented that "aspens are staunch conservatives".

Think about it.  Go in a red pussy, never go in a cold blue one...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 04, 2023, 12:25:27 PM
Think about it.  Go in a red pussy, never go in a cold blue one...
🙄🙄🙄🙄
The libs are.. well... liberal in other areas beyond politics.  8)

It's not about getting laid this time around, it's more fun just to know that you could ;D  I would rather rack up a stable of 12 that all want to..





Meh, watch a movie, get a handjob, have a whiskey and play guitar after she leaves, which would be shortly after. Call her later to see if she wants to meet for a late lunch the following Thursday.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 04, 2023, 12:59:31 PM
Meh, watch a movie, get a handjob, have a whiskey and play guitar after she leaves, which would be shortly after. Call her later to see if she wants to meet for a late lunch the following Thursday.

You can save her man...........

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 04, 2023, 01:52:35 PM
You can save her man...........

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Marriage and childbearing-aged Chinese women do not get permission to travel without  special "function" or connections. When will immigration act upon that knowledge?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 04, 2023, 02:49:38 PM
You can save her man...........

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Meh..
Can you give me a tall athletic Nordic blonde who likes to argue and boink?  It's a rare thing for this guy to go for the Asians and their lot. Basically, give me Hitler's dream prototype Nazi-bitch!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 04, 2023, 03:50:58 PM
Meh..
Can you give me a tall athletic Nordic blonde who likes to argue and boink?  It's a rare thing for this guy to go for the Asians and their lot. Basically, give me Hitler's dream prototype Nazi-bitch!

It's been done so many times. How about a pretty little Aztec that may or may not slice your heart out with a stone knife one night and offer it up to some weird god that is wearing a chicken on its head?  Doesn't that sound nice? (https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4e7b2324-2fc3-4bfc-b66e-4d6e00b902fa)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 05, 2023, 11:45:27 AM
I reckon I've got about $1,600 to spend in order to replace the tools I have lost in this divorce transaction. Losing a wife is fairly easy compared to the loss of manly-manhood toys!

I GottaFuckinBuildShit, Man!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 05, 2023, 05:58:02 PM
I GottaFuckinBuildShit, Man!

Stuff needs building. Look at this abortion.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 07, 2023, 08:34:53 AM
Stuff needs building. Look at this abortion.



Just getting to this now.  :o

I can't imagine that we're looking at a paid job there. My guess is the homeowner picked up some beer and pizza, and called up the neighbor who constructed his own abomination on his property.  -Something like that- can't be a paid 'professional job.  Only a matter of time before those stairs fail, and the deck would have been better as a freestanding piece. Not sure how it works down here, but a home inspector up north will be quite cranky with anything that is attached to the home that wasn't already cleared through the normal avenues of never-ending red tape.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 07, 2023, 08:44:35 AM
What happens around here is that it's OK to replace something that was already there. That is how I got around some building codes where I had a very long outdoor stairway and I called about permits and the guy told me straight up take photos before and after show that you're replacing it try to be within a couple of inches of accuracy and you're OK.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 07, 2023, 09:13:42 AM
Stuff needs building. Look at this abortion.

Looks level to me, so it's all good!

Lol, did that thing make it to the super Bowl Party, or did we lose it in the first winter storm?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 07, 2023, 04:52:41 PM
Lol

https://twitter.com/i/status/1721000897784828340
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 09, 2023, 04:54:03 PM
Wife and daughter just left on a trip up north.  I have the house to myself until Monday night. I need to savor the next few days.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 09, 2023, 07:45:54 PM
Fun commercial. They even dug up Donna Pescow from the depths of time.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 09, 2023, 08:11:26 PM
Answered a butthole full of stupid questions only to learn my Spirit Animal is a damned deer:
https://www.spiritanimal.info/spirit-animal-quiz/

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 09, 2023, 09:47:30 PM
... only to learn my Spirit Animal is a damned deer:

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What It Means To Be The Snake
The snake animal meaning is powerfully connected to life force and primal energy. In many cultures, it is revered as a powerful totem representing the source of life.

When the snake spirit animal appears in your life, it likely means that healing opportunities, change, important transitions, and increased energy are manifesting
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on November 09, 2023, 10:30:04 PM
I checked random squares without reading the questions.  Wound up having the bear as my spiritual animal.  When I did it the correct way, it was a snake.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 10, 2023, 04:31:42 AM
See? All the cool guys are Snakes and Bears.  Me? Deer!  Sheesh. Imagine my embarrasement.,

Gentle, peaceful nature
Innocence, purity
Being sensitive and intuitive
Feeling vulnerable, defenseless
Fearful tendencies


Awful..........
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 10, 2023, 04:45:25 AM
Owl
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 10, 2023, 06:21:37 AM
Just line up between the that tree and the woods Son.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 10, 2023, 08:26:32 AM
See? All the cool guys are Snakes and Bears...

Well, we prefer the term Serpent...   :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 10, 2023, 08:28:37 AM
See? All the cool guys are Snakes and Bears.  Me? Deer!  Sheesh. Imagine my embarrasement.,

Gentle, peaceful nature
Innocence, purity
Being sensitive and intuitive
Feeling vulnerable, defenseless
Fearful tendencies


Awful..........

You may have filled it out wrong, and could try again..

I tried it a second time though, changed a number of answers that I was fence on, still got snake.  Maybe only snakes would do that, lol.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 10, 2023, 08:47:08 AM
Answered a butthole full of stupid questions only to learn my Spirit Animal is a damned deer:
https://www.spiritanimal.info/spirit-animal-quiz/

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Oh for fuck sakes!  ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 10, 2023, 10:38:49 AM
I love listening to neighbors really argue. I hope they kill each other. Better yet, I hope they may injure each other so seriously that they have to both have to sell their homes and live in an assisted care facility while they recover to later serve their prison terms.

This would solve so many issues. As for stray bullets, I've got a couple of other neighbors that need similar outcomes. And if it's not the neighbors, it's their kids...

👿👿👿
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 10, 2023, 12:24:10 PM
I love listening to neighbors really argue. I hope they kill each other. Better yet, I hope they may injure each other so seriously that they have to both have to sell their homes and live in an assisted care facility while they recover to later serve their prison terms.

This would solve so many issues. As for stray bullets, I've got a couple of other neighbors that need similar outcomes. And if it's not the neighbors, it's their kids...

👿👿👿

Heh heh heh..  IIiiiiii LOVE IT!







Work had me take a pee test today. ON MY DAY OFF! Two weeks ago two of the upper management morons failed dramatically after being spotted sniffing cocaine on the premises.  :o  They would get high, and then she and he would go fuck in his car. HE'S MARRRIED & she's a single mom! Fuck sakes! So, suddenly, it was mandatory that everybody be tested. My first pee test ever. I took a paper and pen to be prepared.. the paper is ruined and the pen is really sticky and smelly.  ;D

And then I pissed in a cup.  ;D  Straight A's I bet!


After that, I saw that there was a Five Guys across from the clinic.. it was just after 12 so why not get some lunch. As I walked in FIVE GUYS jumped me and sodomized me to no end! Well... rear end!   :o

Then they gave me an overpriced burger and fries.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 11, 2023, 03:50:52 PM
My dinner was better than yours @everyone
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 11, 2023, 06:00:35 PM
My dinner was better than yours @everyone

Well, we know you didn't eat any dishes from the United Kingdom...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 13, 2023, 10:08:38 AM
My dinner was better than yours @everyone
You'll have to elaborate.. @whoozit

For Thanksgiving next Thursday, I have decided on a big juicy pork roast with gravy, mashed Yukon Gold tatoes, brussel sprouts steamed in a chicken broth reduction with diced thick cut smoked applewood bacon. The bacon and sprouts after the chicken broth has all but vanished is a wonderful thing.

OH! I'll pick myself up a hunk o' chocolate cake for afterwards.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 13, 2023, 10:39:19 AM
You'll have to elaborate.. @whoozit

For Thanksgiving next Thursday, I have decided on a big juicy pork roast with gravy, mashed Yukon Gold tatoes, brussel sprouts steamed in a chicken broth reduction with diced thick cut smoked applewood bacon. The bacon and sprouts after the chicken broth has all but vanished is a wonderful thing.

OH! I'll pick myself up a hunk o' chocolate cake for afterwards.

Too bad there won't be a dentist there too see if you're practicing proper oral care techniques.

Too soon?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 13, 2023, 11:15:51 AM
You'll have to elaborate.. @whoozit

For Thanksgiving next Thursday, I have decided on a big juicy pork roast with gravy, mashed Yukon Gold tatoes, brussel sprouts steamed in a chicken broth reduction with diced thick cut smoked applewood bacon. The bacon and sprouts after the chicken broth has all but vanished is a wonderful thing.

OH! I'll pick myself up a hunk o' chocolate cake for afterwards.
I made Steak au Poivre with a nice filet, roasted green beans and a baked potato with butter and sour cream.  @KSM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 13, 2023, 12:23:57 PM
I made Steak au Poivre with a nice filet, roasted green beans and a baked potato with butter and sour cream.  @KSM
Ahh, ok, I'll except that. MMmm

Too bad there won't be a dentist there too see if you're practicing proper oral care techniques.

Too soon?
Talked to her last night for the first time in weeks. I think it best that we just be friends. I could invite her over for the dinner though.. but man she's a lil whacky and can talk and talk and talk. I may regret the invite and long for solitude.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 13, 2023, 04:40:39 PM
Flying out to Vegas tomorrow for a couple of weeks.  Maybe I’ll drive over to Pahrump and set off some firecrackers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 13, 2023, 05:34:49 PM
Flying out to Vegas tomorrow for a couple of weeks.  Maybe I’ll drive over to Pahrump and set off some firecrackers.

Leave a toy at Heather's door like millie did.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 13, 2023, 06:30:48 PM
Flying out to Vegas tomorrow for a couple of weeks.  Maybe I’ll drive over to Pahrump and set off some firecrackers.

You don't have a hair on your ass unless you drive out to Area 51 and put a The Guy from Pittsburgh sticker on that famous "black mailbox".

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 14, 2023, 05:15:49 AM
Flying out to Vegas tomorrow for a couple of weeks.  Maybe I’ll drive over to Pahrump and set off some firecrackers.

If whores are not your thing I recommend this place.
Go during the day.
Go every day.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 14, 2023, 05:50:53 AM
If whores are not your thing I recommend this place.
Go during the day.
Go every day.

and if whores *are* your thing, bring 'em along!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 14, 2023, 06:22:54 AM
Dude wanted his Egg McMuffin bad. Real bad.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 14, 2023, 09:30:37 AM
and if whores *are* your thing, bring 'em along!
I may suck it and see. I still hate airports.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 14, 2023, 10:07:09 AM
Will any school recruit these guys? They're real brain-smart genius types.

https://www.pasadenastarnews.com/2023/11/13/4-beaumont-high-students-identified-as-suspects-in-rose-bowl-locker-room-thefts/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 14, 2023, 02:00:49 PM
I hate flying west.  Trapped in discomfort for another 2.5 hours.  I can’t imagine flying to the other side of the planet.  At least dinner at In-N-Out awaits.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 14, 2023, 02:28:12 PM
I hate flying west.  Trapped in discomfort for another 2.5 hours.  I can’t imagine flying to the other side of the planet.  At least dinner at In-N-Out awaits.

Fun fact: The In-N-Out Burger just west of the 15 freeway near the strip was the first location that I ever saw cleavage on an employee.  It was like he was trying to push it up to her chin.
🙄🙄🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 15, 2023, 04:56:42 PM
So I am lured to Vegas for my fathers 80th birthday and to spend Thanksgiving with extended family in for the party. So far I have hung curtains, fixed a bathroom ceiling fan, fixed an electrical outlet and been told I’m cooking Thanksgiving dinner.  The list of repairs is growing.  And no one has bought me In-N-Out yet. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 15, 2023, 05:38:13 PM
So I am lured to Vegas for my fathers 80th birthday and to spend Thanksgiving with extended family in for the party. So far I have hung curtains, fixed a bathroom ceiling fan, fixed an electrical outlet and been told I’m cooking Thanksgiving dinner.  The list of repairs is growing.  And no one has bought me In-N-Out yet.
They have you as ShayP's family did to him during such holidays. You can say "NO" at some point.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 15, 2023, 05:41:00 PM
So I am lured to Vegas for my fathers 80th birthday and to spend Thanksgiving with extended family in for the party. So far I have hung curtains, fixed a bathroom ceiling fan, fixed an electrical outlet and been told I’m cooking Thanksgiving dinner.  The list of repairs is growing.  And no one has bought me In-N-Out yet.

Time to pop over to the Sixth Reich and see what's shaking.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on November 15, 2023, 06:07:11 PM
So I am lured to Vegas for my fathers 80th birthday and to spend Thanksgiving with extended family in for the party. So far I have hung curtains, fixed a bathroom ceiling fan, fixed an electrical outlet and been told I’m cooking Thanksgiving dinner.  The list of repairs is growing.  And no one has bought me In-N-Out yet.

Go see the cirque de soleil Love show
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 15, 2023, 06:12:34 PM
So I am lured to Vegas for my fathers 80th birthday and to spend Thanksgiving with extended family in for the party. So far I have hung curtains, fixed a bathroom ceiling fan, fixed an electrical outlet and been told I’m cooking Thanksgiving dinner.  The list of repairs is growing.  And no one has bought me In-N-Out yet.

I have a few things that need to be done, and have an In-N-Out within walking distance.  We'll drive of course, and you can have as much as you want.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 15, 2023, 07:09:59 PM
Don't be too bummed that you haven't gotten to In-N-Out yet. If you never got to the Beef-A-Roo in Neguanee, you never had the real thing anyway.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 16, 2023, 10:48:08 AM
Thursdays for me are really easygoing days with little or no particular responsibilities.

Woke after a nine hour slumber.
Laid there (with Vera  ::) ) and navigated through my TV folder and somehow settled on Newhart! Season 3! Five episodes before I got up and moving. It was bliss.
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Sometimes I wonder what ever became of the two Daryl's.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 17, 2023, 11:22:00 AM
"every time I think I'm out, they pullll me back in"

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 17, 2023, 11:30:47 AM
Thursdays for me are really easygoing days with little or no particular responsibilities.

Woke after a nine hour slumber.
Laid there (with Vera  ::) ) and navigated through my TV folder and somehow settled on Newhart! Season 3! Five episodes before I got up and moving. It was bliss.

Sometimes I wonder what ever became of the two Daryl's.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 17, 2023, 12:04:09 PM


I don't really need to do any of that. So..  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 17, 2023, 12:09:15 PM
I don't really need to do any of that. So..  8)

Oh I think that you do. C'mon and be like your Big Brother WAN.

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Cassandra is being extra bitchy today..............
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 17, 2023, 03:39:45 PM
Oh I think that you do. C'mon and be like your Big Brother WAN.

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Cassandra is being extra bitchy today..............
Ok, I'll get a hair   cut.  I will let you know which hair I       cut.

Cassy.. Yikes..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 17, 2023, 06:18:00 PM
"every time I think I'm out, they pullll me back in"

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How would that work? Paid in advance? Cash, under the table?

Discounted house?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 17, 2023, 06:56:54 PM
How would that work? Paid in advance? Cash, under the table?

Discounted house?
He and a few others that he is partnered with buy up places and rent them out short term, like I used to do. It would be fully legit, and if I do it, I'll bid really high and keep it at arm's length rather than become one of them. A legit contractual agreement rather than cash - not messing around with under the table doings. They're reaching out to me.. not me to them. Any sort of group they have as a renovations crew is likely a gaggle of dudes looking to make beer money.

I've met two of three of them. I like them, but my gut doesn't.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 17, 2023, 07:04:10 PM
He and a few others that he is partnered with buy up places and rent them out short term, like I used to do. It would be fully legit, and if I do it, I'll bid really high and keep it at arm's length rather than become one of them. A legit contractual agreement rather than cash - not messing around with under the table doings. They're reaching out to me.. not me to them. Any sort of group they have as a renovations crew is likely a gaggle of dudes looking to make beer money.

I've met two of three of them. I like them, but my gut doesn't.

Craftsmen are a dying breed. 16" on center is a rule, not a suggestion...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 17, 2023, 07:04:49 PM
I've met two of three of them. I like them, but my gut doesn't.

The old gut ain't wrong too often.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 17, 2023, 07:12:08 PM
I was at a venue yesterday and I had a very sweet server approach me. We chatted a bit and she mentioned that she loved the place and had worked at a competitor's that treated the women servers like meat. My response was, I noticed that this place doesn't have their women push their boobs up to their chin. Sure sounded like a genuine laugh from her.

They offered mixed drinks with soda syrup (no carbonation). OMFG, it made a world of difference.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 17, 2023, 07:15:14 PM
The old gut ain't wrong too often.

I hear acidophilus can fix that...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on November 18, 2023, 05:45:43 PM
It appears that worms have emotions.
https://scitechdaily.com/scientists-discover-that-worms-may-have-emotions/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 19, 2023, 07:44:47 PM
I reset some parameters of my visit and am enjoying some time off from cooking.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 19, 2023, 09:16:25 PM
It used to be that Miss Universe was an unattainable, beautiful woman men wanted to leave a load in... Now, Miss Universe is a crackwhore that you'd go to for a $5 blowjie.
🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 19, 2023, 10:12:12 PM
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Dude. Cardinal rule; keep your feet far away from everybody else's vision. Not cool.


That said, I hope you enjoy yourself.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 19, 2023, 11:58:15 PM
It used to be that Miss Universe was an unattainable, beautiful woman men wanted to leave a load in... Now, Miss Universe is a crackwhore that you'd go to for a $5 blowjie...

Everyone who made history at Miss Universe 2023: Married women, moms, plus-size and trans contestants...

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/miss-nicaragua-sheynnis-palacios-wins-miss-universe-2023-in-history-making-competition/ar-AA1kbu1W (https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/miss-nicaragua-sheynnis-palacios-wins-miss-universe-2023-in-history-making-competition/ar-AA1kbu1W)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 20, 2023, 12:00:20 AM
Sneak Preview of some of next year's early favorites

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 20, 2023, 12:02:05 AM
Casting a wider net is expected to bring in a larger field

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 20, 2023, 02:58:16 AM
Everyone who made history at Miss Universe 2023: Married women, moms, plus-size and trans contestants...

Your hand must be tired from all the fapping.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 20, 2023, 06:43:19 AM
Dude. Cardinal rule; keep your feet far away from everybody else's vision. Not cool.


That said, I hope you enjoy yourself.
Give your balls a tug and settle down.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 20, 2023, 07:07:34 AM
Give your balls a tug and settle down.

Instead of doing the Friends guy impersonation you could be at...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 20, 2023, 07:32:47 AM
Your hand must be tired from all the fapping.

Well both hands, if you must know   :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 20, 2023, 07:55:45 AM
Well both hands, if you must know   :o

You savage. It's Miss Universe. Keep it classy - thumb and fore finger only.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 20, 2023, 08:02:48 AM
Well both hands, if you must know   :o

Ah, the finger in da butt technique.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 21, 2023, 07:07:47 PM
No feet as requested by @KSM

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 21, 2023, 07:21:21 PM
No feet as requested by @KSM

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heh heh  Appreciated. Can't do dude foots.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 21, 2023, 08:07:02 PM
Tesla Science Center burning all up right now.

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Edison wins again!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 21, 2023, 09:36:16 PM
Humm, historical science and technology locations burning? The hangar in SoCal, etc...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 22, 2023, 03:13:56 PM
Dolphin  rape?    :o

Pakistan and Animal Sex – Dolphins and Deer Raped, and Donkeys Gang-Raped (https://www.drishtikone.com/pakistan-and-animal-sex-dolphins-and-deer-raped-and-donkeys-gang-raped/)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on November 24, 2023, 11:22:20 AM
Have I mentioned my dislike of flying?  It’s not the flying it’s the people.  Someone is wearing a “Don’t feed the whores drugs” hoodie.  Sound advice, but I’d rather not have to explain it to inquisitive kids.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 24, 2023, 11:48:13 AM
I signed up to "X" the other night and X'd once. What did I X? "X1" meaning of course that it was my very first entry.

And now this...   WTF Elon!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 24, 2023, 12:35:06 PM
I signed up to "X" the other night and X'd once. What did I X? "X1" meaning of course that it was my very first entry.

And now this...   WTF Elon!

Hahahaha.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 24, 2023, 12:51:11 PM
I signed up to "X" the other night and X'd once. What did I X? "X1" meaning of course that it was my very first entry.

And now this...   WTF Elon!


Musk. Down on the Bell X-1

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on November 24, 2023, 01:31:00 PM
Hahahaha.

he heh heh..  glad you got a kick 'oot 'o that. The period at the end adds a nice touch, a little salt on the wound.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 24, 2023, 02:25:18 PM
he heh heh..  glad you got a kick 'oot 'o that. The period at the end adds a nice touch, a little salt on the wound.

I got booted because I recounted an experience I had at a Cernovich party where he had professional ladies plying their services.

I won't delete the tweet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on December 03, 2023, 04:02:31 PM
Three is the magic number of Manhattan’s after a beautiful 33 mile bike ride and a nice dinner.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 05, 2023, 09:27:16 PM
Why does John Legend's face look like a cross between that of Bill Cosby's feigned excitement face and an anus?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 06, 2023, 09:32:00 AM
I don't know what hours highschool kids keep these days, but whenever I go to my local Kroger for a quick grocery pick-up they're all over the place. They have their backpacks and school stuff, and my visit times vary, but no matter what time I go they're everywhere!  GO THE FUCK TO SCHOOL!!!  What is this?

Damn annoying fuckfaces!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 06, 2023, 10:06:54 AM
I don't know what hours highschool kids keep these days, but whenever I go to my local Kroger for a quick grocery pick-up they're all over the place. They have their backpacks and school stuff, and my visit times vary, but no matter what time I go they're everywhere!  GO THE FUCK TO SCHOOL!!!  What is this?

Damn annoying fuckfaces!

We weren't even allowed to leave campus until classes were over.  Of course people did, with Tom-Tom Burgers being across the street.

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Just checked, apparently it's now Tom-Tom Espresso.  Are they still allowed to call it Tom-Tom anything?

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Post by: damon on December 06, 2023, 10:18:20 AM
We weren't even allowed to leave campus until classes were over.  Of course people did, with Tom-Tom Burgers being across the street.

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Just checked, apparently it's now Tom-Tom Espresso.  Are they still allowed to call it Tom-Tom anything?

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@PB Well, Tom Tom anything is a lot better then Bart Bart anything.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 06, 2023, 11:02:05 AM
@PB Well, Tom Tom anything is a lot better then Bart Bart anything.

Ok, that made me laugh.  What are you mad at Bart about, anyway?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 06, 2023, 11:17:16 AM
Ok, that made me laugh.  What are you mad at Bart about, anyway?

heh heh heh heh.... ;D

Cracked me up too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 06, 2023, 03:44:18 PM

Just checked, apparently it's now Tom-Tom Espresso.  Are they still allowed to call it Tom-Tom anything?

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Dave Grohl might own it...

(This joke is difficult because all the drummers I can think of are dead or unknown... Josh Freese???)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on December 07, 2023, 02:57:45 AM
I don't know what hours highschool kids keep these days, but whenever I go to my local Kroger for a quick grocery pick-up they're all over the place. They have their backpacks and school stuff, and my visit times vary, but no matter what time I go they're everywhere!  GO THE FUCK TO SCHOOL!!!  What is this?

Damn annoying fuckfaces!

Kids just aren't what they used to be. No respect.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 08, 2023, 08:09:34 PM
Christmas Peeps?

No.Fucking.Way.Is.That.Acceptable.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 08, 2023, 10:34:01 PM
Christmas Peeps?

No.Fucking.Way.Is.That.Acceptable.


Even if they come in peppermint?


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 08, 2023, 11:14:00 PM

Even if they come in peppermint?


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The only good marshmallow is a melted marshmallow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 09, 2023, 11:08:15 PM
A cool, little, rape, hatch.

https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1733587823582970278
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 11, 2023, 06:12:33 AM
I just got a notification that pumpkin spice season is almost over.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 12, 2023, 07:52:16 AM
SmileClubDirect has ceased operations.

If any of you were participating in that, the lifetime smile guarantee is no longer in existence. If you bought their services on a credit card, you may be able to successfully argue for chargebacks on their account because part of your purchase price and your entire purchase decision we're based on the fact that it was a lifetime smile guarantee.

This tactic has worked in the past and I wish you luck and having it work in this case.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 12, 2023, 08:37:24 PM
Kate Micucci has lung cancer. She says she didn't smoke, this is very much like Andy Kaufman's situation although Kaufman worked at clubs were smoking was permissible.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/big-bang-theory-actress-kate-micucci-diagnosed-lung-cancer-never-smoked-cigarette-my-life
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 13, 2023, 09:24:39 PM
WHOOOO THE FUCK BUYS SOMEONE A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!!??
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 16, 2023, 09:02:38 AM
It is a Beatles Christmas.

Apple is using George Harrison's song Isn't it a Pity for an extended form ad.

I don't know who was using it, but the Beatles In My Life was another one.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 23, 2023, 12:20:08 PM
I'm sure some Chinese office lady looked up "how to address men in the familiar" or something like that.

Later in the message they had my name... So it's not a database thing.

I haven't needed their services in 7+ years, so maybe the salesgirl was mad (she insisted on video calls for most business, uhem)...

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Post by: sean92008 on December 27, 2023, 12:01:14 AM
I have never seen this. Coming from China, it must cause cancer...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 30, 2023, 05:49:15 PM
Bought more sardines.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 30, 2023, 06:05:02 PM
Bought more sardines.

While I was at Costco, I saw something referred to as boneless and skinless sardines. I would hope that all were boneless and skinless, gross!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 30, 2023, 06:20:40 PM
Bought more sardines.

I thought we were buying and barbequing actual fish?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 30, 2023, 08:36:21 PM
While I was at Costco, I saw something referred to as boneless and skinless sardines. I would hope that all were boneless and skinless, gross!
Do NOT fall for the boneless skinless ploy. You lose out on so much without the bones and skin. That's where all the collagen is, amongst other goodness. I have stopped buying protein powder as well as collagen powder since going sardine heavy (can a day) I was spending $100 a month on the two powders and now I spend $18 per month on sardines in water. Ahh, and let us not forget that I no longer buy fish oil capsules. Sardines, like whole eggs, are a superfood.

I thought we were buying and barbequing actual fish?
Gavin won't let me in to Cali.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 30, 2023, 09:23:47 PM
Do NOT fall for the boneless skinless ploy. You lose out on so much without the bones and skin. That's where all the collagen is, amongst other goodness. I have stopped buying protein powder as well as collagen powder since going sardine heavy (can a day) I was spending $100 a month on the two powders and now I spend $18 per month on sardines in water. Ahh, and let us not forget that I no longer buy fish oil capsules. Sardines, like whole eggs, are a superfood...

Chewing them is also a natural contraceptive, so, more savings.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 30, 2023, 11:55:09 PM
Chewing them is also a natural contraceptive, so, more savings.

I spit my night guard out laughing at this one!

Damn you! 🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on December 31, 2023, 03:18:21 AM
Do NOT fall for the boneless skinless ploy. You lose out on so much without the bones and skin. That's where all the collagen is, amongst other goodness. I have stopped buying protein powder as well as collagen powder since going sardine heavy (can a day) I was spending $100 a month on the two powders and now I spend $18 per month on sardines in water. Ahh, and let us not forget that I no longer buy fish oil capsules. Sardines, like whole eggs, are a superfood.
 Gavin won't let me in to Cali.

Are sardines in oil in natural fish oil or some kind of added veggie oil?  Where do you get sardines at that price?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on December 31, 2023, 07:33:12 AM
Are sardines in oil in natural fish oil or some kind of added veggie oil?  Where do you get sardines at that price?
@JUAN In water (you pay extra for oil) I prefer water because I sometimes doubt the "oil" they use.  I get them in packs of 18 for less than $20 (amazon) I go through almost two packs a month. Vera likes em' too!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 01, 2024, 10:09:08 AM
Last year doesn't count, so I will say that this NYE was the first in decades where I wasn't really busy in various ways. Parties, gigs, dinners and cigars. Didn't do anything at all last night with the exception of a few drinks and even a bicep workout. WTF. Could have been a random Thursday night and I would have been none the wiser. Not sure how I feel about all this. Feel like I missed something. It wasn't until I heard fireworks from downtown that I realized it was now 2024. Again - I don't know how I feel about this.  Since 2001 I have preselected a song that plays precisely at midnight that brings it all in and sets a theme for the year, but I even forgot to do that!

I think I prefer the madness and yearend blowout with others.


01/01/24  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 01, 2024, 10:15:02 AM
A new tradition... It's just another day.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 01, 2024, 11:33:22 AM
...  Since 2001 I have preselected a song that plays precisely at midnight that brings it all in and sets a theme for the year, but I even forgot to do that!...

For 2024, ''no stop signs, speed limits...''
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 01, 2024, 11:50:17 AM
For 2024, ''no stop signs, speed limits...''
As much as I dislike that song, that is a great line.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 01, 2024, 05:14:04 PM
As much as I dislike that song, that is a great line.

Ok, how about something more optimistic?


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 07, 2024, 07:38:44 AM
I'm in a really foul-ass mood today. Not sure what's up, but I'm damn nasty.

Ya' buncha fucksticks!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 07, 2024, 10:21:10 AM
I'm in a really foul-ass mood today. Not sure what's up, but I'm damn nasty.

Ya' buncha fucksticks!

Fuck right back at ya!

Go play your guitar.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 07, 2024, 01:06:00 PM
Fuck right back at ya!


Back at me as in you're grumpy as well, or that I! am a "fuckstick"?  I don't feel fucksticky.. but who's to say..  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 07, 2024, 01:14:24 PM
Back at me as in you're grumpy as well, or that I! am a "fuckstick"?  I don't feel fucksticky.. but who's to say..  :-\

I am grumpy as well. Not as bad as you, I'm sure, but I have my reasons...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 07, 2024, 01:27:59 PM
I am grumpy as well. Not as bad as you, I'm sure, but I have my reasons...
POOR BABY YA WANT YER BUBBA?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 07, 2024, 04:27:18 PM
POOR BABY YA WANT YER BUBBA?
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B-cup, brown areola. No silicone (internal or external).
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 07, 2024, 09:16:19 PM
B-cup, brown areola. No silicone (internal or external).

You bring sex-booby-sucking type stuff into an otherwise innocent bad mood conversation between two tragic asshounds adults. I was sticking within social confides that make for adult bad mood talk but you, Mr. California, cannot play within proper parameters!

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WHATCHA GOTTA SAY NOW BIG BOY!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 07, 2024, 09:47:41 PM
You bring sex-booby-sucking type stuff into an otherwise innocent bad mood conversation between two tragic asshounds adults. I was sticking within social confides that make for adult bad mood talk but you, Mr. California, cannot play within proper parameters!

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WHATCHA GOTTA SAY NOW BIG BOY!

If you're into ass play, I think you have many more opportunities than I do!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 08, 2024, 10:14:51 AM
If you're into ass play, I think you have many more opportunities than I do!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL  The dentist? She's long gone. I even unfriended her on shitbook.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 08, 2024, 10:20:14 AM
This is damn weird. I have a zit within my bottom lip. Feels like a fat lip, like when you get punched - and I have not been punched. It sucks. Not something one can pop, it just stays there as I run my teeth over the swollen part of the lip. A certain amount of discomfort coz it sort of hurts.


crappy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 08, 2024, 10:49:25 AM
This is damn weird. I have a zit within my bottom lip. Feels like a fat lip, like when you get punched - and I have not been punched. It sucks. Not something one can pop, it just stays there as I run my teeth over the swollen part of the lip. A certain amount of discomfort coz it sort of hurts.


crappy

When was your last Penicillin booster?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 08, 2024, 10:53:23 AM
This is damn weird. I have a zit within my bottom lip. Feels like a fat lip, like when you get punched - and I have not been punched. It sucks. Not something one can pop, it just stays there as I run my teeth over the swollen part of the lip. A certain amount of discomfort coz it sort of hurts.


crappy

Remember the dentist? Maybe she gave you the gift that keeps giving...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 08, 2024, 12:35:34 PM
This is damn weird. I have a zit within my bottom lip. Feels like a fat lip, like when you get punched - and I have not been punched. It sucks. Not something one can pop, it just stays there as I run my teeth over the swollen part of the lip. A certain amount of discomfort coz it sort of hurts.


crappy

Chop the zit it out with an x-acto knife. Problem solved and good to go.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 08, 2024, 01:44:27 PM
Remember the dentist? Maybe she gave you the gift that keeps giving...

Chop the zit it out with an x-acto knife. Problem solved and good to go.
What if it's a herpe? Oh no. I can't be one of those guys. I'll have to buy a van!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 08, 2024, 02:11:03 PM
What if it's a herpe? Oh no. I can't be one of those guys. I'll have to buy a van!

...and live down by the river?

You might get a crack at being a motivational speaker with that setup!
😁😁😁
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 09, 2024, 11:07:54 PM
Laying here watching Rekieta Law on Rumble, I had a flashback... Flashback was prompted by something going on with my family. One of my kids had a major break up and is relocating. So I was kind of doing the check everything, on top of stuff, the garage etc...

It reminded me about a house I purchased 25 years ago. We did an inspection and it was maybe 3 days before closing. Everything is fine although worn down. The seller, a school teacher and her former drum major son were living there.

She was wackadoodle. Her son fell, drunk, into a pool on the property and nearly drowned. She had someone fill it with construction rubble... She was that type of person.

So, upon closing, I go to the house. Dog poop in the house, junk left in it too... Including a bunch of photos.

A little while later, she comes asking about them. I took the opportunity to share that while I was cleaning out all the rubble they left and dog shit that everything that was left in the house was thrown away.

A few weeks after that, a horribly large box apparently full of textbooks was delivered to her at my address. She came asking for that too. She had no fucking guilt about leaving the house trashed.

I had informed her that I refused delivery of those boxes.

After FedEx did not come to pick them up, I put those in the trash too.

I'm still angry about what they did. How fucking fucked up do you have to be not to be respectful as you're leaving a house you sold to a young couple?

That bitch.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 10, 2024, 08:45:57 AM
I have never worn cowboy boots.
They seem to be footwear for short people who want to cheat their way taller.
Also for city pickup truck owners.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 10, 2024, 08:53:25 AM
They're also good for stomping roaches in corners.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 10, 2024, 08:57:27 AM
They're also good for stomping roaches in corners.

Then we can add people who live in roach infested houses to the list.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 10, 2024, 08:58:57 AM
They may not be infested if the boots are really effective.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 10, 2024, 10:02:56 AM
I have never worn cowboy boots.
They seem to be footwear for short people who want to cheat their way taller.
Also for city pickup truck owners.

I grew up in rural Washington State.  I knew plenty of people who lived on farms where they grew apples, and would help with the harvests out there.  My grandparents had a ranch in Calif and we'd go visit them.  I never saw a pair of cowboy boots until I moved to the San Francisco Bay Area.  No one wore them, ever.

Later someone told me they are strictly for riding horses, with the slick soles, heels, and the way they fit into the stirrups, but I don't really know.  That might be right though, as they look like thy're awkward and uncomfortable for walking around in.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 10, 2024, 06:12:00 PM
🎶 Goodbye yellow-striped gum 🎶
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 10, 2024, 06:52:08 PM

They seem to be footwear for short people who want to cheat their way taller.

Agree to a degree. When a 5'5 guy wears boots of any style it becomes glaringly obvious that they are heightening. I see tall guys wearing boots too, but when they wear them they're just wearing boots.

🎶 Goodbye yellow-striped gum 🎶
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https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/fruit-stripe-gum-discontinued-fifty-years-difficult-decision

What the ell?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on January 10, 2024, 07:39:21 PM
Visiting Vegas and finally got COVID.  Don’t lick doorknobs, toilet seats or hooker anuses.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 12, 2024, 05:07:37 PM
I saw a clip from The View and noticed that Whoopi is now sitting in a regular chair rather than the hospital lift chair she used to use.  She appears to have lost weight.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 13, 2024, 11:45:59 AM
Damn cookies and IP tracking!

I watched a single video ages ago about a plane crash, now I am being offered up tons of videos critiquing the person who crashed.  TNflygirl was a YouTuber, TikTok or Onlyfans something or other. Apparently she was a shit pilot. So all I get to see are these critiques about how she posted a video and didn't know where she was going, was going north instead of south, etc. Interesting stuff, but I'm not a pilot. I guess she pressed her luck with one too many times. Her father would fly with her and he was basackwards as well.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 13, 2024, 11:55:30 AM
Damn cookies and IP tracking!

I watched a single video ages ago about a plane crash, now I am being offered up tons of videos critiquing the person who crashed.  TNflygirl was a YouTuber, TikTok or Onlyfans something or other. Apparently she was a shit pilot. So all I get to see are these critiques about how she posted a video and didn't know where she was going, was going north instead of south, etc. Interesting stuff, but I'm not a pilot. I guess she pressed her luck with one too many times. Her father would fly with her and he was basackwards as well.



I'll be taking the train for the foreseeable future. Come fly the DEI sky. Yikes  ;D
i=P24WXXQKlmXiTI9k
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 14, 2024, 10:57:30 PM
Sooo...

My cats have trained me well.

One of my cats shakes hands. I have shared here before to never teach your cat a trick because they will repeat the trick a million times in an evening. My Russian Blue was just like that. In the last few weeks it has calmed down a bit until I had him do the trick in front of guests in another part of my house. So now, at his insistence, he does the trick there now. If I do not pay attention to him, he will howl until I come to do the trick with him. This is my karma and I accept it and I fear (I'm not joking about this part) that, in addition to his medication needs, he might be too difficult for someone else if I'm not around.

One cat lays down, that's a great trick he gets on my lap I tell him I'll lay down he lays down. The shaking hands thing is a lot more intrusive.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 16, 2024, 04:51:44 PM
Sure, it wasn't cigarettes or pennies from Art Bell, but still a nice little story about Suzanne Somers after her death.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/suzanne-somers-husband-spirit-death
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 17, 2024, 09:47:24 PM
Sooo...

It turns out, at least with business stuff, I I think that something that is not as described should be discounted. On eBay, somebody was selling something that was not 100% original. I offered an appropriate amount for all the other parts, but I didn't want to pay top dollar for something that isn't in spec.

The seller was asshurt and used all sorts of poor spelling in his Falkie-like rant. So I sent a link to the proper OEM item item and I got a reply saying he couldn't read what I wrote him. Okay, I thought I was being trolled until I figured out no he's really that stupid...

I did not send this particular link, but I toyed with the idea:
https://www.livescience.com/52968-what-is-stupid.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 17, 2024, 10:01:50 PM
... The seller was asshurt and used all sorts of poor spelling in his Falkie-like rant. So I sent a link to the proper OEM item item and I got a reply saying he couldn't read what I wrote him...

You weren't speaking his language. Try sending him a note full of misspellings, poor punctuation, random rants, non sequiturs, exaggerations, self-aggrandizement, and rambling.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 17, 2024, 10:39:15 PM
You weren't speaking his language. Try sending him a note full of misspellings, poor punctuation, random rants, non sequiturs, exaggerations, self-aggrandizement, and rambling.

Shall I talk about the shot and how I drop things because of it then jump into BofA owing me thousands in NSF fees?
😁😁😁

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on January 18, 2024, 06:31:50 AM
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Plan for $400 million monkey-breeding facility in southwest Georgia draws protest

https://apnews.com/article/bainbridge-georgia-monkeys-macaques-peta-medicine-2097acd71b1eb9076f9139dbba0ef451
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 20, 2024, 11:04:17 PM
The voice behind me said "you are as fat as I look old!" as I watched probably the ugliest mostly girl band ever.

I knew him going back to the '80s. Told him this is amateur fat and that I'm shooting for Vince Neil-gut so that I could start my own cover band Mockley Crüel.

Listening to live music is a young man's endeavor. Everything I watch now seems so heartless and uninspired. Like an all girl Japanese band doing Steely Dan. All of their eyes locked onto the charts. They tried to compensate by wearing skirts that barely cover their hooch. Argh.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 21, 2024, 04:18:37 PM
I went without cable for several years.  This year at the beginning of college football season I investigated and found the cheapest was to get the most games was to go back to 125 channels of cable.  Now that the season has ended, I've been looking around and have a couple of observations.
1. The Oak Island adventure/investigation/scam must still be raking in the bucks without finding anything.
2. Chumlee has lost a lot of weight.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2024, 06:05:34 PM
I went without cable for several years.  This year at the beginning of college football season I investigated and found the cheapest was to get the most games was to go back to 125 channels of cable.  Now that the season has ended, I've been looking around and have a couple of observations.
1. The Oak Island adventure/investigation/scam must still be raking in the bucks without finding anything.
2. Chumlee has lost a lot of weight.

Who's your provider?  Some are more universally hated than others...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 21, 2024, 06:06:12 PM
Comcast
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2024, 06:10:57 PM
Comcast

Top of the hated list.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 22, 2024, 04:31:42 AM
I went without cable for several years.  This year at the beginning of college football season I investigated and found the cheapest was to get the most games was to go back to 125 channels of cable.  Now that the season has ended, I've been looking around and have a couple of observations.
1. The Oak Island adventure/investigation/scam must still be raking in the bucks without finding anything.
2. Chumlee has lost a lot of weight.

$60 a year for IPTV.
Almost every channel in the world and all PPV events.

I still only watch hockey but now I can watch EHC Kloten in the Swiss league in Italian or German.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on January 22, 2024, 08:33:45 AM
But I'd still have to pay the Comcast blood suckers $100 a month for an internet connection.  Add the $60 and I'm above what I pay now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 22, 2024, 08:38:32 AM
But I'd still have to pay the Comcast blood suckers $100 a month for an internet connection.  Add the $60 and I'm above what I pay now.
Yeah that's the thing. There are internet hot spots that some people use as opposed to having a home internet connection, but I have no idea how that works. That sleepy Moustafa guy that got fired (episode 1) ;D used a hot spot that he rented for a few dollars per 3 months from the library. Again, don't know how it works but he had basically free internet according to him.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 22, 2024, 08:39:33 AM
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Looks like the southern border
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 23, 2024, 08:25:14 AM
A bunch of poor San Diego neighborhoods flooded after the recent torrential rains...

Those are areas that normally wouldn't flood, if the storm drains weren't full of garbage.

Self-determination. Mommy government needs to do everything for them. Government toilet paper is next.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 23, 2024, 09:18:35 AM
A bunch of poor San Diego neighborhoods flooded after the recent torrential rains...

Those are areas that normally wouldn't flood, if the storm drains weren't full of garbage...

Lol.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 23, 2024, 10:25:13 AM
A bunch of poor San Diego neighborhoods flooded after the recent torrential rains...

Those are areas that normally wouldn't flood, if the storm drains weren't full of garbage.

Self-determination. Mommy government needs to do everything for them. Government toilet paper is next.
;D

heh heh heh heh hehe
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 23, 2024, 10:32:14 AM
I am receiving emails to my business email from up north to bid on projects. Big ones too like the commercial jobs we were doing before I left. I'm not bidding on them from down here but these are potential quotes that would range from 120K - 145K. I still have most of my tools and could theoretically bid on and be awarded the contracts and actually do the jobs. Would need my two dudes for such an undertaking but I'd be lying if I said that I hadn't considered such a thing. Sounds good on the surface..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 23, 2024, 10:36:19 AM
I am receiving emails to my business email from up north to bid on projects. Big ones too like the commercial jobs we were doing before I left. I'm not bidding on them from down here but these are potential quotes that would range from 120K - 145K. I still have most of my tools and could theoretically bid on and be awarded the contracts and actually do the jobs. Would need my two dudes for such an undertaking but I'd be lying if I said that I hadn't considered such a thing. Sounds good on the surface..


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 23, 2024, 11:46:37 AM
Here's the thing, why don't you sub it out and take a 3% cut for hooking people up? Most people would want anywhere from 5% to 7.5%, why not be generous?

Sure, if they suck, well then you have another problem..

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 23, 2024, 01:17:10 PM


Sure, if they suck, well then you have another problem..
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That is a losing sleep scenario. I left the entire outfit to my two meatheads and they crashed and burned. One remote situation was enough. Evidentially though they didn't crash n' burn so bad that builders were not aware of my whereabouts, otherwise I would not be receiving these BIDvitations.

Great video @Walks_At_Night   I'm only 2.5 hours in and I'm riveted!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Rikki Gins on January 30, 2024, 10:59:52 PM
The great Tommy Wiseau makes a surprisingly good commercial.

i=5-tmPLkRc0EsW6s1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on January 31, 2024, 12:38:19 AM
See? This is that time of year. They'll keep coming until about the end of April.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 31, 2024, 08:54:29 PM
More heavy rain expected for SoCal...

I have two ⅝" hoses (80' & 100') ready as siphons to supplement my two 4" hillside drainage lines. Last week, it flooded to within 12"-18' of my house

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: damon on January 31, 2024, 09:30:30 PM
Why is Heather's show still listed for?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on January 31, 2024, 10:04:19 PM
Why is Heather's show still listed for?

The easy symphonic answer.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 31, 2024, 10:31:03 PM
Why is Heather's show still listed for?

Maybe it's a bogus ranking system... Like JD Powers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 31, 2024, 11:47:12 PM
Why is Heather's show still listed for?

Where does Coast rank on the quack medical show list?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 31, 2024, 11:50:35 PM
Where does Coast rank on the quack medical show list?

Worse than Dr. Dean Edell and Dr. Laura Schlesinger's psychopath lovechild could ever be.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 01, 2024, 04:37:56 AM
... Dr. Laura...

I wonder if Tommy ever wishes he was still alive working on her show?

Lol, autofill gave me still ''alive'', and I couldn't resist leaving it in..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 01, 2024, 07:38:17 AM
I wonder if Tommy ever wishes he was still alive working on her show?

Lol, autofill gave me still ''alive'', and I couldn't resist leaving it in..

I'm sure her tits were better than George's ever were, even today. (She is alive, isn't she?)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on February 03, 2024, 11:21:27 AM
There is a village in Austria called Unterfucking
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on February 07, 2024, 04:41:50 AM
It appears that Toby Keith was the first Swifty.
https://twitter.com/RealMattCouch/status/1754860912022818905
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on February 07, 2024, 05:03:01 PM
Toby Keith fans are complaining that Yoko Swifto has not made any statement on his passing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 07, 2024, 05:16:02 PM
Toby Keith fans are complaining that Yoko Swifto has not made any statement on his passing.

I couldn't identify a song either one of them did.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 10, 2024, 07:26:30 PM
I couldn't identify a song either one of them did.
Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

He used to have these awful bars- we had a set of friends that LOVED going to the one here in Denver. It was hell, and I grew up going to country bars...this was something all together more annoying. You would have loved how annoying it was @PB . You definitely missed out.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 10, 2024, 08:53:11 PM
Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

He used to have these awful bars- we had a set of friends that LOVED going to the one here in Denver. It was hell, and I grew up going to country bars...this was something all together more annoying. You would have loved how annoying it was @PB . You definitely missed out.

A country bar.  OMG.  That idea never even crossed my mind.

If it's Roy Clark, Hank Williams, and Johnny Cash - even Eddie Rabbit - on the Jukebox, ok, but I'm guessing it isn't? 

They got, what, bales of hay instead of chairs, peanut shells on the floor, and way too many shirts with embroidered shoulders and pearl snap buttons?  We already went over cowboy boots a while back.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on February 11, 2024, 04:56:59 AM
The only place I've seen peanut shells on the floor was a a blues dive in New Orleans.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 11, 2024, 03:07:04 PM
Joel Osteen breeds evil.

He's a scumbucket.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/11/us/joel-osteen-lakewood-church-houston-shooting/index.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 16, 2024, 12:44:36 AM
I just went to In-N-Out Burger... This is a violation of their credit card processing agreement...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on February 16, 2024, 06:39:08 AM
Scientists can't find a place in the brain for storage of memories, so where are they?  NDEs are referenced.
i=-J2GH_tsPvMclh7n
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 20, 2024, 02:13:03 PM
I've had to spend a lot of time laying around lately. It makes me want to redo the master. I just found these gems-

https://www.arhaus.com/products/miller-open-nightstand?variant=42195687506091 (https://www.arhaus.com/products/miller-open-nightstand?variant=42195687506091)

https://www.arhaus.com/products/polanco-bed?variant=42845867049131# (https://www.arhaus.com/products/polanco-bed?variant=42845867049131#)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on February 20, 2024, 02:19:33 PM
I've had to spend a lot of time laying around lately. It makes me want to redo the master. I just found these gems-

https://www.arhaus.com/products/miller-open-nightstand?variant=42195687506091 (https://www.arhaus.com/products/miller-open-nightstand?variant=42195687506091)

https://www.arhaus.com/products/polanco-bed?variant=42845867049131# (https://www.arhaus.com/products/polanco-bed?variant=42845867049131#)

And hey, it's on sale... :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 20, 2024, 02:25:09 PM
And this wall paper on an accent wall...
https://mitchellblack.com/products/plume-royal-jade-julianne-taylor-style (https://mitchellblack.com/products/plume-royal-jade-julianne-taylor-style)

now to find four large rectangular wall mirrors for the wall...

I'm thinking grass cloth in the adjoining bathroom...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 20, 2024, 02:26:25 PM
And hey, it's on sale... :o

Quality! Plus, if you haven't noticed- I'm kinda expensive to keep around (but worth it).
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on February 20, 2024, 02:26:32 PM
And this wall paper on an accent wall...
https://mitchellblack.com/products/plume-royal-jade-julianne-taylor-style (https://mitchellblack.com/products/plume-royal-jade-julianne-taylor-style)

now to find four large rectangular wall mirrors for the wall...

I'm thinking grass cloth in the adjoining bathroom...

lovely
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 20, 2024, 02:28:48 PM
I've had to spend a lot of time laying around lately. It makes me want to redo the master. I just found these gems-

https://www.arhaus.com/products/miller-open-nightstand?variant=42195687506091 (https://www.arhaus.com/products/miller-open-nightstand?variant=42195687506091)

https://www.arhaus.com/products/polanco-bed?variant=42845867049131# (https://www.arhaus.com/products/polanco-bed?variant=42845867049131#)

Where is the wood sourced from?

There are a million recycled wood furniture makers, especially hardwood pallet recyclers. Local artisanship... Just sayin'...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on February 20, 2024, 02:30:25 PM
Where is the wood sourced from?

There are a million recycled wood furniture makers, especially hardwood pallet recyclers. Local artisanship... Just sayin'...

I know a guy in Martinez that'd be happy to put it together for you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 20, 2024, 02:32:54 PM
Where is the wood sourced from?

There are a million recycled wood furniture makers, especially hardwood pallet recyclers. Local artisanship... Just sayin'...

Agreed...I generally like the woods and carpentry that come out of Mexico and the Amish stuff done up north and back east is really lovely if you don't mind waiting for it, it's well worth it. I like to get expensive pieces that I plan to keep and then upcycle/redo stuff that I'm feeling trendy on.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on February 20, 2024, 02:36:48 PM
Quality! Plus, if you haven't noticed- I'm kinda expensive to keep around (but worth it).

I'm all for quality furniture.  It tends to last.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 20, 2024, 02:58:45 PM
And this wall paper on an accent wall...
https://mitchellblack.com/products/plume-royal-jade-julianne-taylor-style (https://mitchellblack.com/products/plume-royal-jade-julianne-taylor-style)

now to find four large rectangular wall mirrors for the wall...

I'm thinking grass cloth in the adjoining bathroom...


OMG that would all go perfect with a hula girl night lamp

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 20, 2024, 03:05:37 PM
Where is the wood sourced from?

There are a million recycled wood furniture makers, especially hardwood pallet recyclers. Local artisanship... Just sayin'...

Hmmm...this has me thinking...I have this beautiful glass top table I had made by a local guy about 15 years ago. It's kind of a stacked cubist thing. I had found this amazing solid wood table that I just didn't want to dish out the coin for- I mean kitchen tables get beat to shit over time- anyway, he made me the table in walnut veneer instead of solid. You'd never guess (unless you have to move it). It has held up beautifully and is a very striking piece. Maybe I should reach out to him and see what his take would be on the bed. I'm not sure if I'm digging the platform style anyway....

Thanks @sean92008 !
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 20, 2024, 03:07:37 PM

OMG that would all go perfect with a hula girl night lamp

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Dear lord.  ::)
Who let @PB out of his cage? Bart!!! Anyone?
God damn it. Fine, I'll go get the cattle prod.  >:(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 20, 2024, 03:17:27 PM

OMG that would all go perfect with a hula girl night lamp

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Now that is a quality item!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 20, 2024, 03:24:43 PM
Agreed...I generally like the woods and carpentry that come out of Mexico and the Amish stuff done up north and back east is really lovely if you don't mind waiting for it, it's well worth it. I like to get expensive pieces that I plan to keep and then upcycle/redo stuff that I'm feeling trendy on.

With the exception of Ivory and Brazilian rosewood, I believe Mexico's government allows them to bring in all sorts of woods and materials that are banned in the United States unless imported as a finished product.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 20, 2024, 04:54:19 PM
Where is the wood sourced from?

There are a million recycled wood furniture makers, especially hardwood pallet recyclers. Local artisanship... Just sayin'...

Do you know how to read?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 20, 2024, 05:35:52 PM
Do you know how to read?

One said manufactured in Mexico, the other didn't.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 20, 2024, 07:37:41 PM
Hmmm...this has me thinking...I have this beautiful glass top table I had made by a local guy about 15 years ago. It's kind of a stacked cubist thing. I had found this amazing solid wood table that I just didn't want to dish out the coin for- I mean kitchen tables get beat to shit over time- anyway, he made me the table in walnut veneer instead of solid. You'd never guess (unless you have to move it). It has held up beautifully and is a very striking piece. Maybe I should reach out to him and see what his take would be on the bed. I'm not sure if I'm digging the platform style anyway....

Thanks @sean92008 !

Those little things like radiuses of edges and router bits choices could make a really striking visual match. You know, the type that you bring guests to look at your bedroom furniture because it was made by the guy that made your dining table. Hahaha!

I would also think there would be a ton of wood salvaged from old buildings and barns being on the edge of the Midwest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 21, 2024, 11:32:07 AM
Dear lord.  ::)
Who let @PB out of his cage? Bart!!! Anyone?
God damn it. Fine, I'll go get the cattle prod.  >:(

@PolkaDot, you have exquisite taste I just posted that for laffs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 22, 2024, 10:41:18 AM
This just appeared down the hall from my office one day. Pretty cool.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 22, 2024, 11:15:52 AM
@PolkaDot, you have exquisite taste I just posted that for laffs.

Thank you, @PB .
I think I'll keep the hotshot near at hand just in case.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 22, 2024, 11:18:31 AM
This advertisement for burlesque keeps popping up ... not gonna lie, they may have me dialed in. Who wants to go?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on February 22, 2024, 03:42:39 PM


 :o ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 23, 2024, 10:04:47 AM
In my haste to get to bed last night I managed to completely butcher the spelling of Ufology with Ufolofy last night.

There is much ridicule to be endured.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on February 23, 2024, 10:13:43 AM
In my haste to get to bed last night I managed to completely butcher the spelling of Ufology with Ufolofy last night.

There is much ridicule to be endured.

Yes, we were all snickering about you on the private 'kool kidz only' thread. Walks was laughing so hard he soiled himself. Again. I believe damon used the expression 'lameass motherfucker', although he was roundly censured by the rest of the group and the minutes of the meeting were amended so it now reads 'spastic cheesedick' instead. I lobbied hard for it so don't think I'm not quietly working away in your interests.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 23, 2024, 10:57:19 AM
Yes, we were all snickering about you on the private 'kool kidz only' thread. Walks was laughing so hard he soiled himself. Again. I believe damon used the expression 'lameass motherfucker', although he was roundly censured by the rest of the group and the minutes of the meeting were amended so it now reads 'spastic cheesedick' instead. I lobbied hard for it so don't think I'm not quietly working away in your interests.

You're new here. WALKS soiling himself is nothing new.

"Kool Kidz only" thread. heh heh heh  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 23, 2024, 02:43:41 PM
😁. At least there were no screenshots that we know of.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 23, 2024, 03:55:41 PM
😁. At least there were no screenshots that we know of.
Heh heh heh.. my small and oh-so occasional transgression is nothing compared to some of the overlooked atrocities I see throughout these pages.

Oh, wait, did you mean nude screenshots? "I was young, I needed the work"  :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 23, 2024, 04:09:27 PM
Heh heh heh.. my small and oh-so occasional transgression is nothing compared to some of the overlooked atrocities I see throughout these pages.

Oh, wait, did you mean nude screenshots? "I was young, I needed the work"  :-[ 

Are you another Warren Cuccurullo?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 25, 2024, 05:35:00 PM
There has been a lot of coverage regarding the return of Paul McCartney's original Beatles bass.

It was stolen from a van by a shady guy in the neighborhood. That guy asked somebody else to hide it. The man who stole it died. The man who stored it, died. The older kid of the man who kept it, for himself, died and then the younger brother who inherited it from the older brother died. Is it any wonder that the guys widow wanted to return it to Paul McCartney?

It's got a stronger cursed than the one on the tomb of King Tut.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 26, 2024, 03:24:07 PM
Where is @whoozit  ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 26, 2024, 04:05:56 PM
Where is @whoozit  ?

+1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 28, 2024, 08:53:52 AM
Just pressed play on my huge Art Bell library that is set to random and all the sudden Art is talking about and soon after to @TigerLily

9/24/15 MITD
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on February 28, 2024, 08:56:44 AM
Just pressed play on my huge Art Bell library that is set to random and all the sudden Art is talking about and soon after to @TigerLily

9/24/15 MITD

Does she sound as ancient and cat-lady-ish as we all suspect?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on February 28, 2024, 09:00:32 AM
Does she sound as ancient and cat-lady-ish as we all suspect?
LOL  no, she sounds quite nice.  But she's talking to Art so she is on her best behavior.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on February 28, 2024, 10:48:26 AM
Does she sound as ancient and cat-lady-ish as we all suspect?

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Damn. Almost nine years since I made that call and longer than that since I have been hanging around with some of you weirdos. We'll have to have a party for the 10th anniversary.  I won't be there
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PolkaDot on February 28, 2024, 01:27:18 PM
Are you another Warren Cuccurullo?
Is he hot?
Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 28, 2024, 01:30:27 PM
Is he hot?
Asking for a friend.

The former guitarist of Missing Persons and Duran Duran has a thing for running around naked and has done some naked spreads for bodybuilding magazines or something. If your friend is a guy, there might be something there for him.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 28, 2024, 10:11:49 PM
This gem was posted on the local Nextdoor.com feed


Home broke into mail stolen and they eat take a shower and leave a huge mess they are women  and men they have red hair and no teeth .

Person 1

Hair: Red hair short no terth, Top: Whit shirt, Bottom: Jeans, Shoes: Nike, Other: White skinny ugly

Person 2

Hair: Long red hair, Top: Wire, Bottom: Jeans, Shoes: Nike, Other: Tatto on chest  mex

Person 3

Hair: Big white guy drive gray ford, Top: Na I think white, Bottom: Jeans, Shoes: Na, Other: White male in his 50

Vehicle 1

Color: Ford gray, Year: Na kinda older, Type: Car, License Plate: Na, Other Information: They have been told we are on alert it’s a bunch of tweaker up the hill going to Deanna high  they are watching when people leave there house they are flowing my husband to work we do not no them please every one we are dealing with a group of tweaker who all are very good at this you won’t notice at first but then my dog got poison and that’s what made me start asking my self how could they do this  they hacked hey hubby e-mail they flowing are time line

Vehicle 2

Color: Gry off reading she white and he black they have a lil girl they have been seen around the bay view apt
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 04, 2024, 05:15:44 PM
The Whittakers are SOL now...  They may be dull, but that ain't no excuse for biting the hand that feeds them.



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Post by: PolkaDot on March 04, 2024, 10:16:36 PM
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 05, 2024, 03:41:31 AM
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@PolkaDot Here Dot. Enjoy a Jacked Russell

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Post by: PolkaDot on March 05, 2024, 01:22:00 PM
@PolkaDot Here Dot. Enjoy a Jacked Russell



umm... thank you?
 ;D
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 05, 2024, 04:56:35 PM
Huge Lady Boy brawl - Filipina's vs Thai's. Not sure who kicked butt though.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Smokin Hot Bob on March 06, 2024, 12:16:15 AM
What? Michael Jackson was framed???

https://twitter.com/i/status/1764774724767469734
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 06, 2024, 04:41:56 PM
I like Godzilla as much as the next guy or gal, but I have recently learned that some will cheer for Godzilla over KING KONG when they clash and fight. It bothers me a great deal so I'll be covering it soon. Cheer and root for GZ when he fights any other titan but when it's KONG vs Godzilla you do the right and just thing and cheer for Kong.

Seriously, I thought this was understood.
 ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 07, 2024, 05:19:44 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 08, 2024, 08:20:25 PM
@HamsterMuscle

C'mon. Let's start a new. Take me off your ignore list. I'll share my pork roast recipe...  :)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 10, 2024, 07:55:13 AM
Felt like I wanted pancakes this morning. Didn't have any pancake mix. Walked over 600 ft to the McDonalds and got myself a double sausage hotcakes n' sausage.

While waiting for the dude to come to the counter to take the order I was asked (I honestly couldn't tell what gender this person was) "Can you please buy me a sandwich, I don't have any money"  I replied "no" as I rolled my eyes. He/she walked away back to the table. While giving my order I added on a sausage mcmuffin at the last second before the guy rang it all in. I still don't know whether or not I'm pissed off at myself or not. At least they asked for food and not money. That must have been it.


The pancakes sucked and now my tummy hurts.
yuck
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 10, 2024, 11:10:58 PM
The Trio.
Don't sit on them.
THE BEST!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 10, 2024, 11:27:24 PM
Felt like I wanted pancakes this morning. Didn't have any pancake mix. Walked over 600 ft to the McDonalds and got myself a double sausage hotcakes n' sausage.

While waiting for the dude to come to the counter to take the order I was asked (I honestly couldn't tell what gender this person was) "Can you please buy me a sandwich, I don't have any money"  I replied "no" as I rolled my eyes. He/she walked away back to the table. While giving my order I added on a sausage mcmuffin at the last second before the guy rang it all in. I still don't know whether or not I'm pissed off at myself or not. At least they asked for food and not money. That must have been it.


The pancakes sucked and now my tummy hurts.
yuck

If they're hungry, ordering something they didn't ask for doesn't matter.

Good for you. I have become more aggressive with panhandling . Even tonight, I was approached and I probably sounded like I was ready to kill.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 16, 2024, 08:50:41 AM
TIK TOK goes away and Zuckerberg benefits. No measurable win here for anyone who is on the ban tik tok side. Just a lousy lateral transference of traffic from one toilet to another. OR another tik tik like American app shows up in its place.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: JUAN on March 16, 2024, 03:55:18 PM
Joe Namath has slowly morphed into a very old monkey.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 18, 2024, 02:06:08 AM
1:56 a.m. I can't won't get ready for bed because my medicine-dependent cat needs a warm lap. He groansnores too. Cute. I can't take away the warmth and comfort.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 18, 2024, 08:09:21 PM
There is a lady who has a YouTube channel that points out bad signs, inappropriate logos, etc. I think this qualifies...

I didn't check, but I'm presuming that this sign isn't what the sign says or something...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 20, 2024, 06:24:40 AM
So, what did I say to myself about my neurologically damaged hand??? "It feels like Jesus's hand on a Friday afternoon..."

Sometimes, I mutter a wee bit loud.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2024, 08:29:05 AM
1:56 a.m. I can't won't get ready for bed because my medicine-dependent cat needs a warm lap. He groansnores too. Cute. I can't take away the warmth and comfort.

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Nice picture. Life size on my huge monitor.  :D

Vera's actual birthday tomorrow. 11!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 20, 2024, 09:03:28 AM
Nice picture. Life size on my huge monitor.  :D

Vera's actual birthday tomorrow. 11!

Thank you.  Does Petco have a birthday club? 🙄🙄🙄

How is she getting along with the neighbors?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2024, 11:30:43 AM
Thank you.  Does Petco have a birthday club? 🙄🙄🙄

How is she getting along with the neighbors?
She hasn't really met any of the neighbors but she can sure see them all through the giant 14' windows across the front. She growls and people puppy watches. I have ordered a doorway gate so I can have the door open while keeping her in of course. Could be interesting...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 20, 2024, 11:37:43 AM
She hasn't really met any of the neighbors but she can sure see them all through the giant 14' windows across the front. She growls and people puppy watches. I have ordered a doorway gate so I can have the door open while keeping her in of course. Could be interesting...

Probably not necessary, but maybe it would be a good idea to re-register her chip information so that they can find you. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2024, 05:52:36 PM
Probably not necessary, but maybe it would be a good idea to re-register her chip information so that they can find you.
Chip in Vera? Mark of the beast for Vera?   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 20, 2024, 06:01:28 PM
Chip in Vera? Mark of the beast for Vera?   ;D

You didn't name her Satan... and she doesn't belong to one of those weird cult churches... Does she?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 20, 2024, 08:36:30 PM
You didn't name her Satan... and she doesn't belong to one of those weird cult churches... Does she?
Satan is her maiden name.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 21, 2024, 12:59:06 AM
Satan is her maiden name.

that sounds like a song title...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 21, 2024, 09:22:40 AM
that sounds like a song title...
OOoooh  yeeeaaah

Today's the day and she's just lying there! Like WTF? On my birthdays I'm charged up and ready to kill! But her?  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 21, 2024, 10:15:25 AM
OOoooh  yeeeaaah

Today's the day and she's just lying there! Like WTF? On my birthdays I'm charged up and ready to kill! But her?  :-\

She's doing her pitbull impersonation. All nice, then her Cujo moment will come. You'll be playing guitar like Big Toe any day
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on March 23, 2024, 03:05:11 AM
Where is @whoozit  ?
I’m still alive! Life just got a bit distracting for a while.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM on March 23, 2024, 09:15:38 AM
She's doing her pitbull impersonation. All nice, then her Cujo moment will come. You'll be playing guitar like Big Toe any day
LOL The big toe guy! He's a drunk!

I’m still alive! Life just got a bit distracting for a while.
Ahhh  hello.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 23, 2024, 03:14:22 PM
LOL The big toe guy! He's a drunk!

He overdosed a few years back near here in the backwoods of San Diego... I remember there was a lot of coverage when he did some sort of talent show on network TV. I think he played Vegas for a long time too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 27, 2024, 05:00:19 PM
What is wrong with this picture?
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 27, 2024, 09:42:18 PM
What is wrong with this picture?
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He's encouraging gambling?