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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7365 on: February 21, 2023, 10:52:32 PM »
Hey @TigerLily where you sit on this whole, ass eating thang?

I am of the opinion that this choice of words was intentional.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7366 on: February 22, 2023, 01:59:49 AM »
I am of the opinion that this choice of words was intentional.

@HamsterMuscle  as we used to say in high school, "like, no duh"
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7367 on: February 22, 2023, 02:13:41 AM »
@HamsterMuscle  as we used to say in high school, "like, no duh"

I speak only for the record. Future scholars of this site should be guided.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7368 on: February 24, 2023, 08:32:02 AM »
While over for coffee this past Tuesday, @PolkaDot commented that Vera is looking FAT. Now, she, POLKA, did not specifically use the word "FAT" but rest assured, fat was inferred.  Vera is hurt. Feelings.
I did not intone "fat"...she has...filled out. Winter weight not fighting weight. Of course, I'm always feeding her people food, so I do take some of the blame. Stop being so sensitive @KSM and take her for a walk.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7369 on: February 24, 2023, 08:39:14 AM »
My zest for ass eating has waned over the years and it has nothing to do with the fine ass I get to eat at all.
I have concluded ass eating is a young man's game.
Truer words almost never said. But let me ask you this! How do you explain that to the one you've been with for many years when they are accustomed to that action as part of your toolbag? BAIT & SWITCH!  ?  @Bart Ell

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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7370 on: February 24, 2023, 10:51:19 AM »
Fucking Slackers @Bart Ell @KSM
Another reason a smart woman upgrades to a younger male specimen every few years.
Vet your side pieces ladies! Otherwise you may end up with a @bateman - @Walks_At_Night gets a pass because he's solid marriage material and side play doesn't apply.

Excuuuuse ME?? I am marriage material, DAMMIT!
I just happen to have an expiry date with it, that's all.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7371 on: February 24, 2023, 11:22:54 AM »
Excuuuuse ME?? I am marriage material, DAMMIT!
I just happen to have an expiry date with it, that's all.

@KSM Eggs expire long before seeds... You got a while.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7372 on: February 24, 2023, 11:30:35 AM »
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7373 on: February 24, 2023, 12:00:35 PM »
@KSM Eggs expire long before seeds... You got a while.
At $8.99 a dozen!!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7374 on: February 24, 2023, 01:16:59 PM »
My zest for ass eating has waned over the years and it has nothing to do with the fine ass I get to eat at all.
I have concluded ass eating is a young man's game.

How are you going to keep dogs and cats out of your yard now?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7375 on: February 24, 2023, 01:38:37 PM »
How are you going to keep dogs and cats out of your yard now?

Same way as always, play them your sex tape.
They are bound to be related to someone on screen and that usually makes them run far, far away.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7376 on: February 24, 2023, 04:21:28 PM »
The University of Arizona has an online degree program they are advertising on Roku TV, with the More Star Trek Channel...

So, this woman is talking about how great it was to get a degree and that she had other obligations and they show all these wonderful photos of family and her playing with the kids and her husband... They showed her degree quite clearly, I decided to Google the name.

Oops.
https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc1-in-re-family-and-domestic-proceedings-for-kaleb-andrew-sells-and-jennifer-rose-willis-1202039
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7377 on: February 24, 2023, 10:48:05 PM »
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7378 on: February 25, 2023, 12:20:26 AM »
Same way as always, play them your sex tape.
They are bound to be related to someone on screen and that usually makes them run far, far away.

Lol

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7379 on: February 25, 2023, 01:15:00 AM »
The University of Arizona has an online degree program they are advertising on Roku TV, with the More Star Trek Channel...

So, this woman is talking about how great it was to get a degree and that she had other obligations and they show all these wonderful photos of family and her playing with the kids and her husband... They showed her degree quite clearly, I decided to Google the name.

Oops.
https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc1-in-re-family-and-domestic-proceedings-for-kaleb-andrew-sells-and-jennifer-rose-willis-1202039

You had me at the More Star Trek Channel
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