Random, stupid things on your mind

[KSM]

Hey, Christmas Tree Penis. This click was for you. Shopping for a sister wife?

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I don't have to shop. They're already hand selected for me.

[StarrMountain]

I don't have to shop. They're already hand selected for me.

Well, you're solved the poverty problem.  Eat coal, get rich!

[TigerLily]

I don't have to shop. They're already hand selected for me.

Yeah ...

[ShayP]

Cheese danish, with cherries, blueberries, or peaches.  That's all I want at this very moment.  Oh, and a cup of coffee to go with it.  No cream or sugar.

[Spookcat]

Cheese danish, with cherries, blueberries, or peaches.  That's all I want at this very moment.  Oh, and a cup of coffee to go with it.  No cream or sugar.

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[ShayP]

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@Jólakötturinn  I let out a sigh of happiness.  Yet these are unattainable to me.  You temptress.    I would eat all of those now and regret it later.

[KSM]

@Jólakötturinn  I let out a sigh of happiness.  Yet these are unattainable to me.  You temptress.    I would eat all of those now and regret it later.

@ShayP  By later you mean January.. ?  I think we'll all have a few extra pounds of guilt going into the new year. I still have left over Halloween candy. Last week my wife brought home a lot of Christmas sweets and chocolate temptations (I have a problem)  there is a box of Turtles that I have been making my way through without anybody knowing.  I put a sticky paper inside that says "self control" just incase you're wondering? that method doesn't work. She'll open the box on the 21st and I'll be scattering and giggling

[ShayP]

@ShayP  By later you mean January.. ?  I think we'll all have a few extra pounds of guilt going into the new year. I still have left over Halloween candy. Last week my wife brought home a lot of Christmas sweets and chocolate temptations (I have a problem)  there is a box of Turtles that I have been making my way through without anybody knowing.  I put a sticky paper inside that says "self control" just incase you're wondering? that method doesn't work. She'll open the box on the 21st and I'll be scattering and giggling

@Christmas Farm Penis  "By later" I mean hours later or the following day.  My system no longer handles treats like it used to.  In fact if you saw me you would think I'm crushing sweets and all kinds of junk on a regular basis.  I don't.  I actually eat healthier than most people. 

Honestly, if I ate 2 of those danish I would feel like shit a few hours later.  I want to make the sacrifice though!   

*Oh!  You said "a few pounds of guilt..."  I have nearly 100 pounds of guilt already.  Don't need anymore.   

[KSM]

@ I have nearly 100 pounds of guilt already.  Don't need anymore.   

So my bitching about 5-7 lb's of guilt that I will lose by mid January will fall on deaf ears? Is that what you're telling me?

[Bluejay]

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[Spookcat]

@Jólakötturinn  I let out a sigh of happiness.  Yet these are unattainable to me.  You temptress.    I would eat all of those now and regret it later.

I understand completely. Dairy is not my friend, but every now and then, temptation becomes too great. Last time I was with my family, they decided to go to a Louisiana-style restaurant. Their creole fettuccine was deemed well worth the swelling.

[ShayP]

So my bitching about 5-7 lb's of guilt that I will lose by mid January will fall on deaf ears? Is that what you're telling me?

@Christmas Farm Penis  Oh no.  It will not fall on deaf ears.  I support you and am confident you will achieve that goal.  You should raise the bar however and add a few more pounds of guilt.  Go for the gusto!   

[ShayP]

I understand completely. Dairy is not my friend, but every now and then, temptation becomes too great. Last time I was with my family, they decided to go to a Louisiana-style restaurant. Their creole fettuccine was deemed well worth the swelling.

@Jólakötturinn  I want some creole fettuccine now that you mention it.  With some crawfish meat and shrimp.  Yum.

Of course I still lust after those danish.  Yum x2.   

But I must show discipline! 

[KSM]

@Christmas Farm Penis  Oh no.  It will not fall on deaf ears.  I support you and am confident you will achieve that goal.  You should raise the bar however and add a few more pounds of guilt.  Go for the gusto!   

@ShayP I'm at about 4 up right now and it's only the 11th By the 31st it'll be 7-9. No more though because the mental torture I'll put myself through will start the year off on a bad foot. let me ask you this; if someone puts a devils food chocolate cake (or whatever your poison is) on the table and tells you to wait three weeks - can you do it? The cake is symbolic of all the chocolaty goodness around here. Temptation everywhere!

I thank you for listening. I will now eat my wonderful ham n spicey monterey jack cheese omelet. Yep

[Spookcat]

@ShayP I'm at about 4 up right now and it's only the 11th By the 31st it'll be 7-9. No more though because the mental torture I'll put myself through will start the year off on a bad foot. let me ask you this; if someone puts a devils food chocolate cake (or whatever your poison is) on the table and tells you to wait three weeks - can you do it? The cake is symbolic of all the chocolaty goodness around here. Temptation everywhere!

I thank you for listening. I will now eat my wonderful ham n spicey monterey jack cheese omelet. Yep

Wouldn't the cake be spoiled/rotten in three weeks?