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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1965 on: January 27, 2020, 09:59:12 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1966 on: January 27, 2020, 10:46:16 PM »
I remember this from the original airing...  Same guy as Dark Shadows, War & Remembrance, The Winds of War...

Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1967 on: January 28, 2020, 03:32:24 PM »
I think I would be very offended if my friends and I were adrift at sea and captured by a tribe of cannibals who didn't want to eat me first. My guess is they would most likely eat Steve or Kirby first. Mike is really tall and thin so I imagine they would fatten him up and perhaps even eat him before me!!
Like WHAT THE FUCK AM I CHOPPED LIVER?
 
The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't eat me right away is because of all the muscle and I would be extremely hard to pass? Ya think? They'd probably small cage me like veal and softening me up for like a holiday feast perhaps? I guess in that case I could see their point and I wouldn't be as offended that they didn't gobble me up at first sight.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1968 on: January 28, 2020, 03:42:11 PM »
The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't eat me right away is because of all the muscle and I would be extremely hard to pass? Ya think? They'd probably small cage me like veal and softening me up for like a holiday feast perhaps? I guess in that case I could see their point and I wouldn't be as offended that they didn't gobble me up at first sight.

You would need to be tenderized.  Too late for you to be caged like veal.  I, for instance, would be more delectable since I'm well marbled.  Perfect balance of meat, fat, and flavor.  I think I would be delicious.   :D

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1969 on: January 28, 2020, 04:00:44 PM »
I think I would be very offended if my friends and I were adrift at sea and captured by a tribe of cannibals who didn't want to eat me first. My guess is they would most likely eat Steve or Kirby first. Mike is really tall and thin so I imagine they would fatten him up and perhaps even eat him before me!!
Like WHAT THE FUCK AM I CHOPPED LIVER?
 
The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't eat me right away is because of all the muscle and I would be extremely hard to pass? Ya think? They'd probably small cage me like veal and softening me up for like a holiday feast perhaps? I guess in that case I could see their point and I wouldn't be as offended that they didn't gobble me up at first sight.

When you ate hunting, you don’t take aim at the little sickly looking buck, you pick out the trophy specimen.

Just saying. 
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1970 on: January 28, 2020, 04:20:11 PM »
The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't eat me right away is because of all the muscle and I would be extremely hard to pass?

They would want to keep the girly boy for a bride.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1971 on: January 28, 2020, 04:31:59 PM »
You would need to be tenderized.  Too late for you to be caged like veal.  I, for instance, would be more delectable since I'm well marbled.  Perfect balance of meat, fat, and flavor.  I think I would be delicious.   :D
@ShayP  yeah I would think your drippings would make for some delicious gravy. You know you better that anybody so how would you prepare you?
And if I'm going to be tenderized is it by pounding me or soaking me in a solution to break me down so to speak. I would think that I should be stuffed too as that would really help bring my flavor through.  Yes? Wouldn't be a lot for gravy drippings but maybe they had some left over YOU gravy to pour over me?  Who knows Shay, we could be like peanut butter n chocolate!  MMmmm

When you ate hunting, you don’t take aim at the little sickly looking buck, you pick out the trophy specimen.

Just saying. 
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1972 on: January 28, 2020, 04:49:20 PM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1973 on: January 28, 2020, 06:31:48 PM »
@ShayP  yeah I would think your drippings would make for some delicious gravy. You know you better that anybody so how would you prepare you?
And if I'm going to be tenderized is it by pounding me or soaking me in a solution to break me down so to speak. I would think that I should be stuffed too as that would really help bring my flavor through.  Yes? Wouldn't be a lot for gravy drippings but maybe they had some left over YOU gravy to pour over me?  Who knows Shay, we could be like peanut butter n chocolate!  MMmmm

Man I have to laugh. @KSM  There is so much homoerotic innuendo in this I can't even begin to reply further.  ;D  Fuck it.  I will.  I wouldn't pound you.  No. I would massage your meat and perhaps marinate you in special juices.  Then sear you on high heat and eat you almost raw.  Well, now that that's out of the way...let's move on.  :D

To hell with peanut butter and chocolate.  We should become tag-team wrestlers and call ourselves Biscuits & Gravy.  Or maybe even Steak & Eggs.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1974 on: January 28, 2020, 06:33:44 PM »
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How the hell would they get out of that?  :o  Especially with an open fire underneath.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1975 on: January 28, 2020, 06:35:50 PM »
Man I have to laugh. @KSM  There is so much homoerotic innuendo in this I can't even begin to reply further.  ;D  Fuck it.  I will.  I wouldn't pound you.  No. I would massage your meat and perhaps marinate you in special juices.  Then sear you on high heat and eat you almost raw.  Well, now that that's out of the way...let's move on.  :D

To hell with peanut butter and chocolate.  We should become tag-team wrestlers and call ourselves Biscuits & Gravy.  Or maybe even Steak & Eggs.

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Hahahaha  Ohh fuckin' bloody hell ya bout took me out with that one! LMFAO!!  stick a fork or stick in me - I'm done.  Mmm  I sound Gooood!!!  ;D

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1976 on: January 28, 2020, 06:45:00 PM »
Hahahaha  Ohh fuckin' bloody hell ya bout took me out with that one! LMFAO!!  stick a fork or stick in me - I'm done.  Mmm  I sound Gooood!!!  ;D

Thank you for responding! +1!!!!

@Bart Ell  Shay get's post of the week award. Ell!! Post o' the month!

I am worried about the juices that ShayP is producing!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1977 on: January 28, 2020, 07:21:04 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1978 on: January 28, 2020, 07:29:00 PM »
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There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1979 on: January 28, 2020, 08:33:23 PM »

Looks like I stumbled down the rabbit hole into Food Porn Bizarro World. You guys are delicious

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