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PolkaDot

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2115 on: February 15, 2020, 03:02:21 PM »
Tulip trees are in bloom in my neighborhood. 

My dad calls 'em toilet paper trees.

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Very pretty! Nothing in bloom yet here. 😕 you should post that to the garden!
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2116 on: February 16, 2020, 11:32:50 AM »
Tulip trees are in bloom in my neighborhood. 

My dad calls 'em toilet paper trees.

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Magnolias?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2117 on: February 16, 2020, 12:48:04 PM »
Magnolias?

Japanese Magnolias. The trees here are gorgeous.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2118 on: February 16, 2020, 07:13:32 PM »
@FISH I am re-staining the wood posts around my bar tonight and I got a bunch of it (wood stain) in my hair. All over my hands and week old pants too. Like, nice pants!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2119 on: February 16, 2020, 07:15:55 PM »
@FISH I am re-staining the wood posts around my bar tonight and I got a bunch of it (wood stain) in my hair. All over my hands and week old pants too. Like, nice pants!
Cut it all off! Pants and hair. It’s the only way.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2120 on: February 16, 2020, 07:21:00 PM »
I demand that you take your pants off, KSM! :-* :-* :-*

Always with the assgrabby talk.  ::)

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2121 on: February 16, 2020, 07:29:26 PM »
Always with the assgrabby talk.  ::)
Please isn’t really my style. But nice try.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2122 on: February 16, 2020, 07:35:09 PM »
Please isn’t really my style. But nice try.
That's weird. I don't see a please in there..  ??? huh

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2123 on: February 16, 2020, 07:35:13 PM »
Broccoli farts are sure something.
The turds* are almost unbearable.




* That turd's for you @PolkaDot

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2124 on: February 16, 2020, 07:38:17 PM »
Broccoli farts are sure something.
The turds* are almost unbearable.




* That turd's for you @PolkaDot
I’ve witnessed a least 5 Bart turds now. It’s 5 too many. STOP saying turd!!!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2125 on: February 16, 2020, 07:39:23 PM »
That's weird. I don't see a please in there..  ??? huh
Well done Wonder Douche.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2126 on: February 16, 2020, 07:48:52 PM »
I’ve witnessed a least 5 Bart turds now. It’s 5 too many. STOP saying turd!!!

I could have sworn it was only the turd time.


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2127 on: February 16, 2020, 07:54:55 PM »
Broccoli Farts

What was that one big hit they had back in the day?  That was a real catchy chune.  Turdsplash?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2128 on: February 16, 2020, 07:55:38 PM »
What was that one big hit they had back in the day?  That was a real catchy chune.  Turdsplash?

Turd Me Loose?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2129 on: February 16, 2020, 08:00:16 PM »
I could have sworn it was only the turd time.
6!!!
Also, you need more roughage in your diet.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.