Random, stupid things on your mind

[sean92008]

Strat players will squat to pee on your lawn.

Lol!!!

The same could be said about P-bass players - it takes special skills to play a jazz bass...

[KSM]

Horrible, restless, frustrated sleep.

[PolkaDot]

Horrible, restless, frustrated sleep.

oh no!

[anniem]

Horrible, restless, frustrated sleep.

Uhoh! 
Try again tonight

[sean92008]

Horrible, restless, frustrated sleep.

Tell your woman that you will dick her when you're damn well awake already.  If she can't wait, tell her to turn on some goddamn porn and wear headphones!

[anniem]

Tell your woman that you will dick her when you're damn well awake already.  If she can't wait, tell her to turn on some goddamn porn and wear headphones!

Maybe
He couldn't sleep cos she is away and he missed her.
 

[KSM]

Maybe
He couldn't sleep cos she is away and he missed her.
 

Tell your woman that you will dick her when you're damn well awake already.  If she can't wait, tell her to turn on some goddamn porn and wear headphones!

A mix of caffeine and somebody sneaking into my fevered dreams and referring to me as, Tanya! WTF - why am I Tanya all the sudden? Oh well, color me Tanya

[Bart Ell]

A mix of caffeine and somebody sneaking into my fevered dreams and referring to me as, Tanya! WTF - why am I Tanya all the sudden? Oh well, color me Tanya

I am still waiting on those eggs, Tanya.

[sean92008]

A mix of caffeine and somebody sneaking into my fevered dreams and referring to me as, Tanya! WTF - why am I Tanya all the sudden? Oh well, color me Tanya

Is Tanya a Strat player?

[KSM]

I am still waiting on those eggs, Tanya.

I'm laying them right now! While smoking a cigar outside! So much multitasking talent!

Is Tanya a Strat player?

Not if she can find a Les Paul around. Oh l00k! There's one now!

[sean92008]

Wow...35 minutes after I texted my kid who was heading out of town on a bus about using the seatbelts and being alert, etc., this happened...

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/breaking/story/2020-02-22/bus-wreck-reported-on-i-15-at-route-76

[GravitySucks]

Wow...35 minutes after I texted my kid who was heading out of town on a bus about using the seatbelts and being alert, etc., this happened...

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/breaking/story/2020-02-22/bus-wreck-reported-on-i-15-at-route-76

Wow. Is your kid ok?

[sean92008]

Wow. Is your kid ok?

Not their bus... I hope.  Sorry, I should have elaborated on that.

I did feel a strong need to send my text though.

Over an inch of rain came down in an hour at my house.  People just don't know how to drive in weather like that in Southern California. Even "professionals."

[sean92008]

I dug out a couple of cases of soda sitting in my cellar...

I had one can and it tasted like it was too salty. So, I threw it away after I didn't finish it. (I attributed the bad taste to a regularly occurring reaction I have to various medications.) A couple of days later, and another can and it tasted like crap too. So I open the other case, different brand and flavor...  It tasted like crap as well!

I finally figured out that I should probably look at the cases. Both of them expired in 2016!

Aww fuck!  I so wanted to sugar-up today

[Jayzelady]

Not their bus... I hope.  Sorry, I should have elaborated on that.

I did feel a strong need to send my text though.

Over an inch of rain came down in an hour at my house.  People just don't know how to drive in weather like that in Southern California. Even "professionals."

That was sad seeing the wreck. Thankfully your son was not on it. Down here we do okay with rain since we get a hell of a lot of time doing it, but three flakes of snow and the state shuts down. 😬