Random, stupid things on your mind

[anniem]

Where is the male vanity/skincare thread?  I've been using an incredible clay on my face and it's all but replaced my toner. For a moisturizer I use something called Envyus. It's pricey but it's great.  That blond former supermodel is behind it. It might even be her wonderous white creamy poo we're all smearing on our faces Butt it works!

Clay? From under the beautiful grass?
 

[KSM]

If the Aussies had the foresight to clear away general brush and deadwood they wouldn't have had these fires. Seriously  

Maintain thy wooded areas! MATE!

[sean92008]

If the Aussies had the foresight to clear away general brush and deadwood they wouldn't have had these fires. Seriously  

Maintain thy wooded areas! MATE!

Wrong! They like tree diseases and insect infestations.  Fires aren't natural! 😁

[GravitySucks]

@Walks_At_Night has the kungflu slowed down Hillbilly Jim’s exploits?  What does Red Heat look like in a mask?  Does the Hillbilly’s moonshine make a suitable disinfectant? 

[KSM]

Wrong! They like tree diseases and insect infestations.  Fires aren't natural! 😁

Um, yeah! Thank you for mirroring what I already said.

[Bart Ell]

If the Aussies had the foresight to clear away general brush and deadwood they wouldn't have had these fires. Seriously  

Maintain thy wooded areas! MATE!

THAT FUCKING JAZMUNDA NONCE PROBABLY CALLED HOME!

[KSM]

THAT FUCKING JAZMUNDA NONCE PROBABLY CALLED HOME!

I am proud to say that I never even came close to making it into the Jazmunda/Andy club. I'd rather eat, digest, and shit my own dick out.


On another note: My new gym attachments arrived today. Yaaaay

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[Walks_At_Night]

@Walks_At_Night has the kungflu slowed down Hillbilly Jim’s exploits?  What does Red Heat look like in a mask?  Does the Hillbilly’s moonshine make a suitable disinfectant?

@GravitySucks @Jayzelady

There is interesting news on the Hillbilly Jim front.  I'll have to do an update one of these days.   I've been distracted by the virus...........

[anniem]

@GravitySucks @Jayzelady

There is interesting news on the Hillbilly Jim front.  I'll have to do an update one of these days.   I've been distracted by the virus...........

That'll be great. You aren't ill, are you?

[Walks_At_Night]

That'll be great. You aren't ill, are you?

Not ill ill but I haven't been quite right since December.  I've had a nagging cough, sore throat, etc - gets better.  Gets worse.  Rinse.  Repeat. 

I've just been caught up with the virus drama as it has unfolded.  3/4 of a billion people on some form of lock down and the Chinese desperate measures to contain it have been something else and now the Iranian government members seem to have it themselves.  Thought we would see more out of Italy but it has been eerily quiet as far as I can tell.

It's been an ordeal for Mrs. Walks - one of her good friends from her school days has lost loved ones due to the virus.

[anniem]

Not ill ill but I haven't been quite right since December.  I've had a nagging cough, sore throat, etc - gets better.  Gets worse.  Rinse.  Repeat. 
It's been an ordeal for Mrs. Walks - one of her good friends from her school days has lost loved ones due to the virus.

Oh no, sorry to hear this. Were they in another country or is that here?

[Walks_At_Night]

Oh no, sorry to hear this. Were they in another country or is that here?

Mrs. Walks was born in China.  The situation there has been an unholy nightmare.   

[anniem]

Mrs. Walks was born in China.  The situation there has been an unholy nightmare.

Ah, oh my this has to be awful for her. 

[sean92008]

Mrs. Walks was born in China.  The situation there has been an unholy nightmare.

Yes. It appears they are burning people alive. I believe spy satellites have also detected certain types of burning biological matter. They're able to determine it by the contents of the smoke, etc.

China is taking people who are suspected to be sick and locking them together with people who are confirmed sick. All it does is amplify the death rate.

China is not a free country.  It's concentration camps all over again.

[Sofia]

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1233149883693092864

Whew, all without suffocating the poor thing during removal.  They kind of snapped the top half of his head back on the table when they got so excited at the end - hopefully no concussion from that, or broken tooth.  The poor thing looked utterly on the verge of collapse at the end, and must have been under a lot of tranquilizer?