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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2310 on: March 18, 2020, 08:19:48 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on March 18, 2020, 06:51:13 PM
Drinking red wine on the lanai enjoying the sunshine. I’m in my happy place.  :)
Drinking piss warm beer out of a can while Needle Scribing my dick. I'm in your happy place. >:(  @PolkaDot

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2311 on: March 18, 2020, 08:24:44 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on March 18, 2020, 08:19:48 PM
Drinking piss warm beer out of a can while Needle Scribing my dick. I'm in your happy place. >:(  @PolkaDot
@KSM32 Here let me help... you just have to really JAM the needle in...see? All better!  ;D
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2312 on: March 18, 2020, 08:26:31 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on March 18, 2020, 08:24:44 PM
@KSM32 Here let me help... you just have to really JAM the needle in...see? All better!  ;D

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2313 on: March 18, 2020, 08:42:44 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on March 18, 2020, 08:24:44 PM
@KSM32 Here let me help... you just have to really JAM the needle in...see? All better!  ;D
..you're supposed to tie it off first. Geesh! Amateurs ::)

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2314 on: March 18, 2020, 08:52:09 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 18, 2020, 08:26:31 PM
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2315 on: March 19, 2020, 11:25:35 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on March 18, 2020, 08:52:09 PM
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..her last name






But,

Why do ghosts wear clothes? And shoes!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2316 on: March 19, 2020, 11:28:43 AM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2317 on: March 19, 2020, 11:54:47 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 19, 2020, 11:28:43 AM
And first name.
Her middle name is Blowjah.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2318 on: March 20, 2020, 10:52:07 AM »
Quote from: KSM32 on March 19, 2020, 11:25:35 AM
..her last name






But,

Why do ghosts wear clothes? And shoes!

Because otherwise they get known as the masturbating ghost. Just ask @SpookyTim
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2319 on: March 20, 2020, 10:57:54 AM »
Quote from: Spookcat on March 20, 2020, 10:52:07 AM
Because otherwise they get known as the masturbating ghost. Just ask @SpookyTim
Even a wiener dog ghost? Sometimes they have those long condom like wool coats on and they look like complete idiots!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2321 on: March 23, 2020, 11:29:29 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2322 on: March 23, 2020, 06:21:06 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2323 on: March 23, 2020, 07:00:25 PM »
I am very proud of my wife who actually fired up and used a table saw today to help her crew meet a deadline they were not going to make. She cut shims and even plunged a perfect rectangle in the middle of a piece of flooring!!  Never ever used a saw of any kind before. Neither of my guys would even attempt a four way plunge for the first two months I had them.  :o

Hmm..  and she didn't even break a nail. Came home bragging and now she's at the gym. Fuckin' Superwoman!

Starting to wonder if I'm good enough for her  :-\

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2324 on: March 23, 2020, 07:07:05 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on March 23, 2020, 07:00:25 PM
I am very proud of my wife who actually fired up and used a table saw today to help her crew meet a deadline they were not going to make. She cut shims and even plunged a perfect rectangle in the middle of a piece of flooring!!  Never ever used a saw of any kind before. Neither of my guys would even attempt a four way plunge for the first two months I had them.  :o

Hmm..  and she didn't even break a nail. Came home bragging and now she's at the gym. Fuckin' Superwoman!

Starting to wonder if I'm good enough for her  :-\

Buy her some diamonds and you will be!   :) :) :)
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