Random, stupid things on your mind

[Walks_At_Night]

YES!

Also...
TREMENDOUS UPPER BODY STRENGTH!

Detroit Strong!

[KSM]

Horror due to the blue fishy or the fact that she rocks a bigger set of pipes than @KSM32?

..oh man I'm trying to get out of this thread for the day   Her pipes are ok but I'm all natural

[KSM]

@ShayP  but ya gotta shave the face.

Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDot

[Chimp_Covfefe]

Was it the tattoo of the fish with a laser cannon on its head?

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OMG, those red dots.....Monkey Herpies...aaaahhhhhhh

[Bart Ell]

Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDot

HE HAS TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS LIMPNESS!

That was horrible of me.
I could not resist.
So there it is.

[Bart Ell]

OMG, those red dots.....Monkey Herpies...aaaahhhhhhh

LOOK AWAY, CHIMP, LOOK AWAY!

[PolkaDot]

Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDot

what the fuck?! I actually just did a spit take! LOL
i think you’re getting ahead of yourself @KSM32. A smart girl knows what she likes - it prevents time wasting. But do TRY and behave yourself.

[PolkaDot]

HE HAS TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS LIMPNESS!

That was horrible of me.
I could not resist.
So there it is.

Bad Bart!
For some reason saying that was not as satisfying as usual. *shrug*

[ShayP]

@ShayP - Dude SNAP out of it!!!
You gotta drink better beer! 
Don't tell TurdBart or HairMetal but chicks dig bald guys- but ya gotta shave the face.

I'm trying! @PolkaDot  Maybe if I shave my head I'll get back on track?  I'm like the anti-Samson.    I wanted my beard to grow to a proper length so I could go to a barber to get a nice trim.  However I look like I crawled out from under a bridge.  It's weird having hair because I've shaved or buzzed my head for 20+ years.  A couple more inches in the back and I'll be looking like this guy, but with a longer unkempt beard:

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If I find a GOOD craft beer that tickles my fancy I shall partake.  One of my friends is annoyingly passionate about craft beers and is always getting me to try different ones.  I have yet to taste one that I really like.  A small few were passable but nothing I'd drink on a regular basis, if at all. 

[ShayP]

Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDot

LMAO!!!!  

[Jayzelady]

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[GravitySucks]

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Happy March 32nd.

[Jayzelady]

Happy March 32nd.

😁😁😁

[HopHey]

Have a martini.

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[KSM]

Have a martini.

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Look at the broken windows in the building across the street as the one armed cowboy strolls on by. He can see you, crouch a lil lower