Random, stupid things on your mind

[sean92008]

I understand 10% of the Japanese spoken in the house...  The fake voice the brats' mother uses has gone from annoying to absolutely aggravating.

#IwishIwouldgetWuhanfluanddie

[sean92008]

Well, all those random-girl-at-the-store blowjobs are probably coming to an end...

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/07/health/coronavirus-semen-china-health/index.html

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[Spookcat]

Well, all those random-girl-at-the-store blowjobs are probably coming to an end...

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/07/health/coronavirus-semen-china-health/index.html

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You seem to be on a sexual Asian women kick again.

[sean92008]

You seem to be on a sexual Asian women kick again.

And UK girls...All the women on Sky News are stunning.

Oh, and my middle eastern neurologist, she's a knockout!!!  She's worth the drive all the way to another county to bask in her presence...

[Spookcat]

And UK girls...All the women on Sky News are stunning.

Oh, and my middle eastern neurologist, she's a knockout!!!  She's worth the drive all the way to another county to bask in her presence...

Going through a dry spell with everything on lockdown?

[sean92008]

Going through a dry spell with everything on lockdown?

Uh, I've met a couple of randy women just at Trader Joe's (Bressi Ranch, for miller's sake). Some women like the control and, when they lose the opportunity to control, they seek, er well... Umm.  Rock and roll!

I think I should get tested and then advertise "Covid-free cum." Or maybe "Covid antibody vaginal supplements" if I've actually had it already.  You know...  Humm... 😈

Seriously, I think the worst thing of it all is that two of my kids are way too close for too long.  I had gotten used to their independence.

[KSM]

A hint/pinch of fennel will elevate your mac cheese to a whole new level. Feel free to kick it up another notch with some spicy Monterey. Serve with southern fried chicken and afterwards enjoy a flourless chocolate lava cake. Eat it all alone because nobody showed up. Enjoy a scotch and cigar as you plan a nasty and individually personalized demise for each and every one of them.

Only way they'll learn as they burn. While their dead.   

[anniem]

A hint/pinch of fennel will elevate your mac cheese to a whole new level. Feel free to kick it up another notch with some spicy Monterey. Serve with southern fried chicken and afterwards enjoy a flourless chocolate lava cake. Eat it all alone because nobody showed up. Enjoy a scotch and cigar as you plan a nasty and individually personalized demise for each and every one of them.

Only way they'll learn as they burn. While their dead.   

Was this........second Christmas?

[Spookcat]

A hint/pinch of fennel will elevate your mac cheese to a whole new level. Feel free to kick it up another notch with some spicy Monterey. Serve with southern fried chicken and afterwards enjoy a flourless chocolate lava cake. Eat it all alone because nobody showed up. Enjoy a scotch and cigar as you plan a nasty and individually personalized demise for each and every one of them.

Only way they'll learn as they burn. While their dead.   

That sounds really good! Really bad for my stomach, but it sounds sooo good!

[KSM]

Was this........second Christmas?

@anniem  It was today. Living the covid dream I will kill them. And I'm just the guy to do it too!

[Bart Ell]

Was this........second Christmas?

It Is his birthday.
I saw the picture of him in his little birthday hat, blowing out the candles with all the guest seats empty for the 7th straight year.
Saddest thing I saw all hour.
Almost as bad as the time he had an orgy and nobody came.
GET IT?
NOBODY CAME!

[anniem]

@anniem  It was today. Living the covid dream I will kill them. And I'm just the guy to do it too!

I'm sorry to hear this. You put forth an effort to give some people a nice time. I hope they at least called to let you know. Don't kill them. That would have many unintended consequences. I will give you a 1+ to ease your feelings when I can. Here are some smilees.
 

(I put one mad one in there to acknowledge your feelings)

[Bart Ell]

That sounds really good! Really bad for my stomach, but it sounds sooo good!

YOU SEEM LIKE A LOT OF WORK!

You know you are my favorite and I just type these things to throw them off my scent. Right, @anniem ?

[anniem]

It Is his birthday.
I saw the picture of him in his little birthday hat, blowing out the candles with all the guest seats empty for the 7th straight year.
Saddest thing I saw all hour.
Almost as bad as the time he had an orgy and nobody came.
GET IT?
NOBODY CAME!

Show the picture so we can offer proper sympathy.

[Spookcat]

YOU SEEM LIKE A LOT OF WORK!

You know you are my favorite and I just type these things to throw them off my scent. Right, @anniem ?

And I appreciate all of the work.
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