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anniem

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2730 on: May 08, 2020, 08:33:59 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on May 08, 2020, 07:38:44 PM
YOU SEEM LIKE A LOT OF WORK!

You know you are my favorite and I just type these things to throw them off my scent. Right, @anniem ?

I knew it all along

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2731 on: May 08, 2020, 09:10:07 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on May 08, 2020, 07:36:17 PM
It Is his birthday.
I saw the picture of him in his little birthday hat, blowing out the candles with all the guest seats empty for the 7th straight year.
Saddest thing I saw all hour.
Almost as bad as the time he had an orgy and nobody came.
GET IT?
NOBODY CAME!
I'm no Doctor, BUT I'M LOSING MY PATIENTS!

Do you know how hard it is to become an orgy guy?  I had to install shag carpet throughout the house, grow a moustache, get all the lotions  and buy a fucking van!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2732 on: May 08, 2020, 09:17:25 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on May 08, 2020, 09:10:07 PM
I'm no Doctor, BUT I'M LOSING MY PATIENTS!

Do you know how hard it is to become an orgy guy?  I had to install shag carpet throughout the house, grow a moustache, get all the lotions  and buy a fucking van!

Lemme guess- you also had to get a really large circular bed which has now been claimed by the beautiful Vera and you're never getting it back?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2733 on: May 08, 2020, 09:21:35 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on May 08, 2020, 09:17:25 PM
Lemme guess- you also had to get a really large circular bed which has now been claimed by the beautiful Vera and you're never getting it back?
YES, thank you. Forgot about that as well as all the fake gold neck chains and hairy chest sticking out front my robe.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2734 on: May 08, 2020, 09:26:06 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on May 08, 2020, 09:21:35 PM
YES, thank you. Forgot about that as well as all the fake gold neck chains and hairy chest sticking out front my robe.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2735 on: May 08, 2020, 11:12:28 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on May 08, 2020, 09:10:07 PM
I'm no Doctor, BUT I'M LOSING MY PATIENTS!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2736 on: May 09, 2020, 12:49:32 AM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2737 on: May 10, 2020, 05:40:03 PM »
I will never test positive for Wuhan's very own covid-19 virus!
...you'll never stick that super long Q-Tip into my brain through my nose and then down my throat.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2738 on: May 11, 2020, 03:35:28 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2739 on: May 12, 2020, 12:31:12 AM »
Quote from: anniem on May 11, 2020, 03:35:28 PM
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2740 on: May 12, 2020, 12:32:22 AM »
He should spray them

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2741 on: May 12, 2020, 05:26:16 AM »
Quote from: KSM32 on May 12, 2020, 12:32:22 AM
He should spray them

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Take a dump in those things and fill 'em up like an ice cream cone!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2742 on: May 12, 2020, 04:29:07 PM »
This is what happens when I walk from my kitchen to the garage.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2743 on: May 12, 2020, 04:35:17 PM »
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St. Pierre and Miquelon are calling your name! 

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2744 on: May 12, 2020, 04:39:33 PM »
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