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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2805 on: May 16, 2020, 08:27:56 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on May 16, 2020, 07:29:17 PM
Ha! @PolkaDot  Why would I have guilt?  No.  I just noticed your new avatar recently and made an observation.  It looks just like I described.  It could be flipping me off, or anybody that looks at it for that matter...all the while picking the nose at the same time.  One or the other, or both.  Maybe neither.  Oh well.
She farted and she's holding her nose cuz even She can't stand it.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2806 on: May 17, 2020, 05:14:20 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on May 16, 2020, 07:16:15 AM
I'm not sure if @PolkaDot 's avatar is shooting me the finger, picking her nose, or both.

Please forgive her, she was raised by wolves.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2807 on: May 17, 2020, 05:40:25 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on May 16, 2020, 08:27:56 PM
She farted and she's holding her nose cuz even She can't stand it.
Smells like roses on a Spring morning? Yes, I know...lovely.  :)
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2808 on: May 17, 2020, 05:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on May 17, 2020, 05:14:20 PM
Please forgive her, she was raised by wolves.
Exactly! See, works for everything. 8)
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2809 on: May 19, 2020, 02:08:18 PM »
This is offensive.

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Offensive tasting, offensive to the word "jerky" and offensive to watermelons everywhere.

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Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2810 on: May 19, 2020, 03:53:14 PM »
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2811 on: May 19, 2020, 04:00:53 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on May 19, 2020, 03:53:14 PM
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.

Aw! Sorry to hear this.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2812 on: May 19, 2020, 04:04:51 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on May 19, 2020, 03:53:14 PM
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.

Could it be due to the loud clothing you are constantly looking at?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2813 on: May 19, 2020, 04:05:40 PM »
Quote from: anniem on May 19, 2020, 04:00:53 PM
Aw! Sorry to hear this.
Me too! It's a pain in the ass. Our last dog we had taught hand signals to when she was a pup, so when she got old and deaf it wasn't as big of a deal, but this dog we adopted as an adult and never got around to it.  :(
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2814 on: May 19, 2020, 04:06:47 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on May 19, 2020, 04:04:51 PM
Could it be due to the loud clothing you are constantly looking at?
Bart. That hurts.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2815 on: May 19, 2020, 04:07:24 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on May 19, 2020, 04:05:40 PM
Me too! It's a pain in the ass. Our last dog we had taught hand signals to when she was a pup, so when she got old and deaf it wasn't as big of a deal, but this dog we adopted as an adult and never got around to it.  :(

On the bright side - He could not hear how much you paid for that shirt.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2816 on: May 19, 2020, 04:22:28 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on May 19, 2020, 03:53:14 PM
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.

I'm sorry, PolkaDot... :(
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2817 on: May 19, 2020, 05:04:56 PM »
My grandfather, when confronted about his refusal to wear his hearing aids, said he’d heard enough.  Maybe the dog is the same.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2818 on: May 19, 2020, 09:32:39 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on May 19, 2020, 03:53:14 PM
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.

My last surviving pug is deaf.  He was born that way.  He acts pretty much the same as other dogs but barks louder and if sleeping, doesn't wake up when someone comes into the house.  I think your dog will do just fine.   :)

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2819 on: May 20, 2020, 04:14:48 PM »
Elvis has left a legacy of sequins.  Very telling of how his career turned into a shitshow.  Reminds me of a guy named Art Bell...

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/science/story/2020-05-20/those-fighting-glitter-worms

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