My politically-opposite neighbors, a strange older couple who make a lot of bad decisions (I caught them messing around with a neighbor's breaker panel, stealing sprinkler heads, annoying neighbors' dogs, etc.) asked for help today...
For the first time since the week he moved in, he talked to me. This is after ages of me saying "hi" or "good morning" to no response. The guy came over today asking me nicely to do his Prius oil change for free labor (I've done it for friends in the area for ages). He went out and bought the oil and filter already.
"Nah. Sorry." I went back to what I was doing.
He stood there and seemed perplexed.
Heh, heh, heh. Completely lacking self-awareness.
Fuck them.