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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4170 on: February 10, 2021, 10:18:16 AM »
I want the whole tail fan. Those are gorgeous.
I'll take the rest of the bird.  3rd Christmas!  :)

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4171 on: February 10, 2021, 03:35:18 PM »
FYI 😉
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4172 on: February 10, 2021, 03:37:06 PM »
So there is a farmers market here on Tuesday afternoons. Today I got an email that a local girl was going to be selling girl scout cookies for two good sounding projects they are trying to raise funds for. My husband likes some of those so I headed over there and as i were driving along I saw there was something in the road up ahead. As I got closer, I saw it was a big turkey walking in the road. I slowed down and as I got even with him, he began gobbling and attacking the front left tire and then got in front of the car and attacked the grill!! I got out of the car and as I tried to chase him away the loud gobbling made me start to laugh. I tried to direct him to the side of the road. He went to the passenger side of the car but then went back around the back of the car so I ended up chasing it around the car. After two laps I realized I wasn't making any progress at all. Then a lady came along in her car, same thing. It gobbled and attacked her tire then the grill of the car. I was still laughing but I managed to shoo him to the side so she could go. Then I saw TWO MORE TURKEYS COMING! I hopped back in the car and backed up, escaping to home ASAP. It was hilarious. I had no idea that turkeys were unsupportive of the girl scouts.

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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4173 on: February 10, 2021, 03:39:51 PM »
I received a gift.

I often express my craving for soft drinks and I have stopped drinking them except for the occasional slip up. After hearing Bob Guccione and his wife, along with a whole slew of other people on Coast to Coast, I decided that and high fructose corn syrup just makes a powerful cancer food...

The gift was three cases of a cola flavored thing called Celsius. Seven essential vitamins no preservatives or artificial colors, no corn syrup... What it does have is something called sucralose and a 12 oz can has 200 mg of caffeine.

I can handle the flavor, it's like a weak Coca-Cola, but I cannot handle the caffeine. For some reason, the caffeine and all the other healthy calorie burning ingredients just make me zoom.

Seriously, having it at 10:30 in the morning is risky for my night's sleep 😁.

Are there any other cola drinks that aren't extra packed with caffeine but taste good out there?

I have not tried any of the Mormon-friendly Coca-Cola products.

Have you tried the Zevias @sean92008 ? I've had several of the flavors and they were all good.
https://www.zevia.com/products/soda
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4174 on: February 10, 2021, 03:39:59 PM »
LOL

Naturally they needed a young model to sell that shirt otherwise there would be more turkey neck than in the @anniem turkey picture.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4175 on: February 10, 2021, 03:40:40 PM »
Naturally they needed a young model to sell that shirt otherwise there would be more turkey neck than in the @anniem turkey picture.
And the fact that she was wearing a bra kinda killed it.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4176 on: February 10, 2021, 03:42:03 PM »
And the fact that she was wearing a bra kinda killed it.

And her hands didn't look like they were reaching out from the grave.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4177 on: February 10, 2021, 04:03:25 PM »
And her hands didn't look like they were reaching out from the grave.

Lana Clarkson should have worn that to Phil Spector's house.

Too soon?

Have you tried the Zevias @sean92008 ? I've had several of the flavors and they were all good.
https://www.zevia.com/products/soda

Never heard of them but I'll search them out.

Thanks!

PS. They're all over the place!
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4178 on: February 11, 2021, 09:53:25 AM »
@Jayzelady  I'm ready to celebrate!
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4179 on: February 11, 2021, 10:28:24 AM »
@Jayzelady  I'm ready to celebrate!

Spooky, gonna be a bummer Mardi Gras this year with all parades cancelled and now New Orleans decided to close the bars. GRRRRRRR....damn COVID. 😡

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4180 on: February 11, 2021, 10:32:01 AM »
Spooky, gonna be a bummer Mardi Gras this year with all parades cancelled and now New Orleans decided to close the bars. GRRRRRRR....damn COVID. 😡

Did I see correctly there's at least one area in New Orleans where people are decorating their houses with various themes instead of floats this year?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4181 on: February 11, 2021, 04:01:48 PM »
Did I see correctly there's at least one area in New Orleans where people are decorating their houses with various themes instead of floats this year?

Yep, doing it here in Baton Rouge too! South Louisiana folks take their Mardi Gras Madness wherever they can find it. HEH, HEH

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4182 on: February 11, 2021, 08:07:20 PM »
FYI 😉
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4183 on: February 11, 2021, 08:08:27 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4184 on: February 13, 2021, 09:31:21 AM »
Some poor kid working a minimum wage job and driving a company vehicle with tires like this... I offered to call the office but he said he's already said something about it and he's afraid the boss will get pissed. So be it.

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