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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4560 on: March 24, 2021, 06:30:27 PM »
I'm filing a Quart Order to Walmart delivery for milk, a dozen eggs, and a half pound of bacon. ;D
If you tell them to give you a Falkie-sized order...  Instead of delivering the goods directly to the store, they just pull the semi up to your place.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4561 on: March 24, 2021, 06:36:02 PM »
If you tell them to give you a Falkie-sized order...  Instead of delivering the goods directly to the store, they just pull the semi up to your place.
I did.  If they don't deliver, I'll file a court order instead. ;D

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4562 on: March 24, 2021, 06:45:33 PM »
I did.  If they don't deliver, I'll file a court order instead. ;D

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You can double your opportunity by taking a bus to file the court documents.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4563 on: March 24, 2021, 07:14:26 PM »
You can double your opportunity by taking a bus to file the court documents.
Why would I take a bus? 

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4564 on: March 24, 2021, 07:27:24 PM »
Why would I take a bus?

To sue the bus company.  Try to fall hard... Falkie-style.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4565 on: March 24, 2021, 07:35:58 PM »
To sue the bus company.  Try to fall hard... Falkie-style.
Ooh! ;D    Okay, but I don't like Falkie's style.
I was just doin' a play on words.  Quart Order, Court Order?  Never mind.  I ruined it, my bad.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4566 on: March 24, 2021, 07:38:40 PM »
Ooh! ;D    Okay, but I don't like Falkie's style.
I was just doin' a play on words.  Quart Order, Court Order?  Never mind.  I ruined it, my bad.
I was following your lead... Falkie wants to sue everybody and eat even more.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4567 on: March 24, 2021, 09:35:52 PM »
I was following your lead... Falkie wants to sue everybody and eat even more.

LOL!  You out-did me at my own joke.  Well done! ;) ;D   +1

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4568 on: March 25, 2021, 06:48:16 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4569 on: March 25, 2021, 01:15:20 PM »
I started this thread with a post about how men could extend their lives by staring at women’s breasts.  Unfortunately the code ninjas decided to eliminate the link during an early software upgrade.  Why do the code ninjas hate women?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4570 on: March 25, 2021, 01:21:47 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4572 on: March 25, 2021, 02:15:49 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4573 on: March 25, 2021, 02:23:11 PM »
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