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Bart Ell

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4650 on: April 02, 2021, 05:59:07 PM »
Quote from: PB on April 02, 2021, 05:56:31 PM
How old are you, you may be close.

Tick tock for me then!
I hope there is some sort of warning that the change is happening so I can go out gracefully.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4651 on: April 02, 2021, 06:01:24 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 02, 2021, 05:59:07 PM
Tick tock for me then!
I hope there is some sort of warning that the change is happening so I can go out gracefully.

Hang tough Bart. You've got squirrels to fight yet.  Don't let them furry bastards win!
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4652 on: April 02, 2021, 06:05:20 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 02, 2021, 06:01:24 PM
Hang tough Bart. You've got squirrels to fight yet.  Don't let them furry bastards win!
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Know what pisses me off?
Geese crossing the road and cars stopping for those little pricks.
WHAT HAPPENED TO SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST?

Crap, I can feel the change happening.
It may be too late.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4653 on: April 02, 2021, 06:07:07 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 02, 2021, 06:05:20 PM
Know what pisses me off?
Geese crossing the road and cars stopping for those little pricks.
WHAT HAPPENED TO SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST?

Crap, I can feel the change happening.
It may be too late.

Move here man. The damn Geese never leave.

Bart Ell

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4654 on: April 02, 2021, 06:08:35 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 02, 2021, 06:07:07 PM
Move here man. The damn Geese never leave.

Don't cousins fuck cousins there?
A bit too cozy for my liking.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4655 on: April 02, 2021, 06:11:36 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 02, 2021, 06:08:35 PM
Don't cousins fuck cousins there?
A bit too cozy for my liking.

Well yes, some of that does go on but the BBQ is good and you only have to shovel snow once every two years.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4656 on: April 02, 2021, 06:24:39 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 02, 2021, 06:11:36 PM
Well yes, some of that does go on but the BBQ is good and you only have to shovel snow once every two years.

I only had to shovel once this year.
Not much of a selling point!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4657 on: April 03, 2021, 09:48:54 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 02, 2021, 06:11:36 PM
Well yes, some of that does go on but the BBQ is good and you only have to shovel snow once every two years.

I'm not sure he wants to leave his precious peach trees.

Peaches sound delicious right now...
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4658 on: April 04, 2021, 02:34:03 PM »
Stag’s Leap Artemis Cabernet Sauvignon is a tasty drink.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4659 on: April 04, 2021, 03:59:11 PM »
My brother's cat will grab a spoon and eat from it.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4660 on: April 04, 2021, 10:03:00 PM »
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4661 on: April 05, 2021, 02:12:53 AM »
Fart rays... Silent but deadly.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4662 on: April 05, 2021, 10:05:19 AM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on April 04, 2021, 10:03:00 PM
https://twitter.com/g_knapp/status/1378927011352125440
That poor planet.  :(  Never stood a chance

Quote from: sean92008 on April 05, 2021, 02:12:53 AM
Fart rays... Silent but deadly.
You keep that away..  go outside, blow some leaves.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4663 on: April 05, 2021, 02:56:41 PM »
Quote from: anniem on April 04, 2021, 03:59:11 PM
My brother's cat will grab a spoon and eat from it.

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@Spookcat
ewwww.  :(
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4664 on: April 05, 2021, 03:53:57 PM »
Where the fuck is my negative karma?  This is awful.
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