Random, stupid things on your mind

[sean92008]

My blowhole of a neighbor has a new Tesla. On top of it being a crappy car on a lot of different levels, I just overheard him telling his wife that, after about the 4th or 5th visit from Tesla mobile service this month, that they are going to void his warranty if he does not upgrade his electrical...

Heh, heh, heh.

Since the homes are semi-custom, he's probably going to have to spend a small fortune just to get whatever the problem is diagnosed.

Heh, heh, heh.

PS Eating a big salad DOES NOT slow down the metabolizing of alcohol. Fuck! I am a lightweight.

[whoozit]

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

[KSM]

PS Eating a big salad DOES NOT slow down the metabolizing of alcohol. Fuck! I am a lightweight.

I am sorry to hear that @sean92008

Questions from A Pro:

- Ample amount of sleep last night?
- Quality breakfast full of all the required macronutrients?
- Are you properly hydrated PRE alcoholic beverage? Caffeine does not count as it is a di·u·ret·ic.

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

In any years I've had none.

[sean92008]

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

Hahahahaha!

I am sorry to hear that @sean92008

Questions from A Pro:

- Ample amount of sleep last night?
- Quality breakfast full of all the required macronutrients?
- Are you properly hydrated PRE alcoholic beverage? Caffeine does not count as it is a di·u·ret·ic.

In any years I've had none.

No breakfast, just coffee. Sleep?. Macrawhatrients? 

Shouldn't drink anything before dinner... ☹️

[Kidnostad]

It's amazing what you can buy at Walmart nowadays.  Does anyone know what their return policy is on a Plus One Dual Vibrating Massager?

[sean92008]

It's amazing what you can buy at Walmart nowadays.  Does anyone know what their return policy is on a Plus One Dual Vibrating Massager?

They're at Target too...

There was an employee gathering items for a pickup order...  I asked her something like "what's the most embarrassing thing you've gotten..." That personal pleasure device was it! 

[Kidnostad]

They're at Target too...

There was an employee gathering items for a pickup order...  I asked her something like "what's the most embarrassing thing you've gotten..." That personal pleasure device was it! 

It's still all about supply and demand and building a better mouse trap--Capitalism at it's best IMHO. 

[sean92008]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

https://thebrag.com/10-iconic-seinfeld-phrases-we-still-use-today/amp/

[Robert]

On another site I just saw an ad saying, "Meet the 17.5 inch barrel smoker."  Now I'm laughing uncontrollably at the mental image of someone who smokes a 17.5" circumference (or, worse, diameter) cigaret, cigar, or pipe, all wide-eyed and choking.

[sean92008]

On another site I just saw an ad saying, "Meet the 17.5 inch barrel smoker."  Now I'm laughing uncontrollably at the mental image of someone who smokes a 17.5" circumference (or, worse, diameter) cigaret, cigar, or pipe, all wide-eyed and choking.

That's kind of small for things like flap steaks and roasts, isn't it?

[KSM]

I have a cold. A normal cold! The same cold I get every two or so years.

It's very hard to have a normal cold now without everyone thinking of you as a covid leper. I had a work-dinner reservation last night and only two of five had the guts to attend.  I hope they who would not come are sick today with a cold. A normal cold.

[KSM]

It's amazing what you can buy at Walmart nowadays.  Does anyone know what their return policy is on a Plus One Dual Vibrating Massager?

Don't smell the little prong.

[Spookcat]

I have a cold. A normal cold! The same cold I get every two or so years.

It's very hard to have a normal cold now without everyone thinking of you as a covid leper. I had a work-dinner reservation last night and only two of five had the guts to attend.  I hope they who would not come are sick today with a cold. A normal cold.

Orange juice, and lots of water.

[Mr Apnea]

I have a cold. A normal cold! The same cold I get every two or so years.

It's very hard to have a normal cold now without everyone thinking of you as a covid leper. I had a work-dinner reservation last night and only two of five had the guts to attend.  I hope they who would not come are sick today with a cold. A normal cold.

I hope you can buck the trend.  So far I have COVID 5   Colds 0.    Would be nice to see one that was real.

[PB]

I have a cold. A normal cold! The same cold I get every two or so years.

It's very hard to have a normal cold now without everyone thinking of you as a covid leper. I had a work-dinner reservation last night and only two of five had the guts to attend.  I hope they who would not come are sick today with a cold. A normal cold.

That's as good of an excuse as any, most people would do anything to get out of a company dinner.  Work all day, then they want your evening too.

I had a slight flu last week that lingered 4 or 5 days.  Slight headache (I almost never get them), queasy stomach, achy, tired.  I didn't tell anyone.