Random, stupid things on your mind

[Camazotz Automat]

I think Shay is on to something. Exacerbated original injury, forming new injury(ies) over several days, resulting in a compounding/exponential effect.

Not to come across as a Doc Quack Wallet, but a friend claimed a non-drug device like this helped with pain and inflammation:

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B082QZG4SK/ref=psdcmw_13053141_t1_B004QECAU4

[PolkaDot]

About 8 or 9 days ago I bashed my elbow on the top of my platform as I was about to downward elbow strike. It was a direct hit and it hurt but only for a little while so I then went back to what I was doing. Fast forward a few days and all the sudden the elbow in question begins to swell and tighten. It began to settle down by this past past Saturday so I resumed full activities however this has proven to have been a mistake. Now the elbow is quite swollen and I suspect filled with fluid = an enflamed bursa (the connective tissue surrounding the joint)  I do not want to take ibuprofen as it hinders protein synthesis. So here I stew in misery and inactivity.

Why the delayed reaction days after the initial injury?  NURSE??

Maybe you should try and hit your head hard, it'll take your mind off of the elbow.

[PolkaDot]

There has to be some sort of medicine made for animals that will fix this!

Bart's right, we should skip straight to horse tranquilizers. Bring enough for the class.

[Camazotz Automat]

Bart's right, we should skip straight to horse tranquilizers. Bring enough for the class.

 

Finally! A more than valid excuse for the gang to put on as play, Apuleius's The Golden Ass!

Horse, tranquilizer, class, & and my own affectation for "Our Gang" productions...

I knew this day would come.

I just had to be patient.

Darla! My beloved!

We're all here!

[sean92008]

Redtonic looks like a Fleshlight device.

Not that I ever experienced one.

[KSM]

8 or 9 days? @KSM  Yikes!  Ice it, put your protein synthesis on hold and take the anti-inflammatory.  Can you straighten the elbow and what is your pain level?  Me thinks that by continuing activity after initial injury has put a strain on the connective tissues hence the later swelling.  If you masturbate with that arm I suggest using more wrist action.   

*Yaawwwnn* Dude, man, DUDEMAN! As previously posted not so long ago, I am a fully licensed personal trainer! I know everything! My question WAS (the majority of you really need to work on reading comprehension) about the delayed reaction to the injury! Why, 3 days later did said elbow suddenly swell up? This is very strange. Once again, I was not seeking advice however you of all had the best, albeit, unsolicited reply. @ShayP The mistake I made was not stopping to access to potential damage done at the time of incident and applying ice right then and there. And yeah.. swallow my pride with an anti-inflammatory and some water.

Sorry workout beast. You are going to have to lay off activity for awhile to let that arm heal. Apply ice but only for 15 minutes at a time. You don't want to restrict blood flow while healing. Arnica is great and very safe. You can give it to kittens or even baby Vera as @Bart Ell  suggested. My favorite are Boiron Arnicare gel topical and to get to the deep healing you need T-Relief Arnica + 12 tablets. T-relief has all the topicals also. In my experience nothing better than homeopathic and Chinese herbs. And no side effects. And no matter what @ShayP says I am not your alter ego 

Some good stuff in there. Hmm!

Sometimes it reads like you actually care. You're an odd duck, Tiger Lady.

[ShayP]

*Yaawwwnn* Dude, man, DUDEMAN! As previously posted not so long ago, I am a fully licensed personal trainer! I know everything! My question WAS (the majority of you really need to work on reading comprehension) about the delayed reaction to the injury! Why, 3 days later did said elbow suddenly swell up? This is very strange. Once again, I was not seeking advice however you of all had the best, albeit, unsolicited reply. @ShayP The mistake I made was not stopping to access to potential damage done at the time of incident and applying ice right then and there. And yeah.. swallow my pride with an anti-inflammatory and some water.
Some good stuff in there. Hmm!

   You knew what to do and didn't do it.  tsk tsk.  My unsolicited advice aside, I gave some input on why the elbow swelled days after.  It warms my heart that I had the best unsolicited advice though.  Sometimes I love too much.

[Camazotz Automat]

Redtonic looks like a Fleshlight device.

Not that I ever experienced one.

A more obscure CCrane product  Noory refuses to push.

[ItsOver]

An obscure CCrane product  Noory refuses to push.

Heh, heh, heh... imagine, if you will, a Jorch Snoorway C2C commercial for Fleshlight, in which he enthusiastically pushes the product, but, of course, has no idea what it is.  #NooryBeats.com

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[Camazotz Automat]

Heh, heh, heh... imagine, if you will, a Jorch Snoorway C2C commercial for Fleshlight, in which he enthusiastically pushes the product, but, of course, has no idea what it is.  #NooryBeats.com

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Heh heh. And you KNOW at some point, he would work the product into the show, and create all kinds of fallout.
"I'm pretty sure the Numbers Lady uses one," Noory said. "And once, gosh, I saw a homeless guy when I was leaving the studio and I gotta tell ya, I felt horrible. So, you know. I slipped him one of these into his outstretched hand and said, you know, "knock yourself out with it. You deserve it just as much as anybody."  Thank goodness for CCrane, right?  You use one, right, Tommy? Tommy?

"Anyway, handy little device. I won't be caught dead without mine.

"I think we lost Tommy." 

[ItsOver]

Heh heh. And you KNOW at some point, he would work the product into the show, and create all kinds of fallout.
"I'm pretty sure the Numbers Lady uses one," Noory said. "And once, gosh, I saw a homeless guy when I was leaving the studio and I gotta tell ya, I felt horrible. So, you know. I slipped him one of these into his outstretched hand and said, you know, "knock yourself out with it. You deserve it just as much as anybody."  Thank goodness for CCrane, right?  You use one, right, Tommy? Tommy?

"Anyway, handy little device. I won't be caught dead without mine.

"I think we lost Tommy."

LOL.    God bless you, Jorch Snoorway.  Your idiocy has brought laughs to so many.  Cheap, yes, but laughs, none the less.

[KSM]

Anyone else get this ad?

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[PB]

Anyone else get this ad?

Can't they cover those with stretched out t-shirts that only go down to the belly button?  Those conditions would be easier to spot and diagnose in their native habitats.

[sean92008]

The belly ad forgot one...

The Porn & Cheetos belly:
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[PolkaDot]

Anyone else get this ad?

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Do you have hormonal belly or mommy belly?