Random, stupid things on your mind

[ShayP]

Anyone else get this ad?

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I haven't, but I find it funny that you did.

[ShayP]

The belly ad forgot one...

The Porn & Cheetos belly:
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LOL!!!! 

[KSM]

I haven't, but I find it funny that you did.

I find it funny that you find it funny that I do. That in itself is sort of funny.

[ShayP]

I find it funny that you find it funny that I do. That in itself is sort of funny.

You and I = funny on 'roids!  The last two ads I had were one for bras and one for knives.  WTF!?

[JUAN]

I keep getting Men’s Wearhouse ads.  I haven’t owned a suit or worn a tie in 20-years.

[sean92008]

I keep getting Men’s Wearhouse ads.  I haven’t owned a suit or worn a tie in 20-years.

I thought they were out of business, I know they fired the guy that founded the company.

[FISH]

Do you have hormonal belly or mommy belly?

Great question @PolkaDot .
I do NOT get adds like this one.

[KSM]

Wife ordered some nail polish. So glad they sent a moving box with it. 

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[ItsOver]

Wife ordered some nail polish. So glad they sent a moving box with it. 

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I just received a 9V battery that was triple boxed, plus still in it’s plastic clamshell. 

[anniem]

Wife ordered some nail polish. So glad they sent a moving box with it. 

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Nice color! Good brand too.

[Up All Night]

Last week an anonymous woman filed a lawsuit alleging that comedian Horatio Sanz groomed and sexually abused her 20 years ago, when she was 15 to 17 years old and he was a cast member on Saturday Night Live in his early 30s. The allegations against Sanz—apparently corroborated both by contemporaneous emails and by text messages he sent her in 2019 apologizing for his conduct—are nauseating enough, and they are only the tip of the iceberg. The lawsuit also names SNL and NBC as co-defendants and alleges that everyone at the show, including Jimmy Fallon and Lorne Michaels, saw what was happening and did nothing to stop it.

The complaint was filed under a New York law allowing child sexual abuse survivors to sue their abusers past the statute of limitations.

https://www.pastemagazine.com/comedy/saturday-night-live/horatio-sanz-sexual-assault-snl/

[PB]

[Spookcat]

That's friggin cute!

[PB]

That's friggin cute!

You should get a didgeridoo for your cats!

[KSM]

The She decided to work home home today so being that I'm a good guy I offered to make her breakfast.  Made some back bacon and Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs (you treat them like a risotto) Yummy     Oh, and a toasted sesame bagel.

Took her the plate of love and went back into the kitchen to make some coffee when suddenly I heard a serious GAG REFLEX     Instantly I knew as the air drained from me that she must have found, most likely, a long black hair strewn throughout her eggs. Ugh.  Question was had she noticed it on the plate orrrrrrr ~worse~ in her mouth!!!

It was the ladder.

The road to ell is paved with good intentions.  ?