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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5790 on: November 14, 2021, 09:04:36 PM »
Even the closed captioning on Hill Street Blues is racist...
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That wasn't Washington speaking, it was Bobby Hill.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5793 on: November 15, 2021, 07:46:09 PM »
They work and they look great, even somewhat intriguing as they look out like gargoyles from atop the back of the stove. I sent you a picture of them. It is important to make the holes just the right size and with only a 1/2" area to play with I was careful to strategically place only five of them in each lid.  @PolkaDot

Only problem was that after I completed them, filled with S&P and sealed I didn't have anything to season as I had already eaten pussy dinner so I was basically forced to season (to taste) the palm of my hand.
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MMmmm I'm goood.  :P

Sigh. Another TWO reasons your wife shouldn’t have left you to your own…deviceses.  Shall I phone her to recommend a welfare check on you @KSM ?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5794 on: November 15, 2021, 09:58:23 PM »
Sigh. Another TWO reasons your wife shouldn’t have left you to your own…deviceses.  Shall I phone her to recommend a welfare check on you @KSM ?
You know I love ya darling, but..  "deviceses" ?  You forfeit the right to take me to task.

But seriously now; Her "welfare" calls are nightly as I do laundry and paint my nails. OooP  she's calling now, I better scoot!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5795 on: November 15, 2021, 10:30:40 PM »
I heard something today on the Kyle Rittenhouse coverage from the judge. I also heard it in a recent court action that I was involved in.

So, what did I hear?

"Split the baby."

I was suing for royalties going back to 2012. The judge was ruling that I kind of screwed myself, but I didn't deserve to be totally screwed. So they decided to "split the baby."

I lost out on a lot of money. The lesson learned with that is never go to a cheap-assed lawyer at the beginning. If their office doesn't have matching furniture, walk the fuck out and find some law office that looks like they make money hand over fist. Those are the evil assholes you want on your side biting your enemies' balls off. No mercy.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5796 on: November 16, 2021, 05:17:19 AM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5797 on: November 16, 2021, 04:20:01 PM »
Apparently miso soup is meant to be sipped right from the bowl? You are considered a savage should you use a spoon. Well who's the fucking savage? The guy sucking and slurping out of the bowl at the table or me with my class, manners, and spoon!

When I was in Charm/Finishing school they did not cover miso soup.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5798 on: November 16, 2021, 04:40:29 PM »
Apparently miso soup is meant to be sipped right from the bowl? You are considered a savage should you use a spoon. Well who's the fucking savage? The guy sucking and slurping out of the bowl at the table or me with my class, manners, and spoon!

When I was in Charm/Finishing school they did not cover miso soup.

A good woman would help you partake of miso...

On her knees!
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5799 on: November 17, 2021, 11:28:49 PM »
... what's up with Amazon? Starting this week, I have had three shipments not show up on their expected day. Actually, got refunds on two shipments, one arriving after they issued a refund for it, but I get to keep it.

I am hoping my last shipment that is late doesn't show up for a couple of more days. They offer a refund if it's too late. Since it's about $300, Please be late!
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5800 on: November 18, 2021, 08:51:33 PM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5801 on: November 18, 2021, 09:50:09 PM »

This is completely unacceptable!  Beaver imagery should be limited to below the belt!
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5802 on: November 19, 2021, 02:47:08 PM »
Am I alone in that I don't want the aliens to be friendly?  Ruins the whole thing for me if their nice.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5803 on: November 19, 2021, 03:50:28 PM »
they’re
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5804 on: November 19, 2021, 04:02:13 PM »
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