Random, stupid things on your mind

[KSM]

Don't know what wonderful thing I did but I was surprised to wake up with gifts from The She.  huh

[ItsOver]

Don't know what wonderful thing I did but I was surprised to wake up with gifts from The She.  huh

No doubt for you just being you.

[whoozit]

The highlight of my day at work was watching a presentation to solve a problem that the presenters couldn’t define and obviously didn’t understand.  Fuck me with a hippopotamus sized horny toad.

[PB]

The highlight of my day at work was watching a presentation to solve a problem that the presenters couldn’t define and obviously didn’t understand.  Fuck me with a hippopotamus sized horny toad.

“An expert is just some guy from out of town”

Mark Twain

[KSM]

No doubt for you just being you.

I think you may on to something there.

[ItsOver]

I think you may on to something there.

Heh, heh, heh.

[KSM]

Fuck me with a hippopotamus sized horny toad.

DONE!

[Walks_At_Night]

The highlight of my day at work was watching a presentation to solve a problem that the presenters couldn’t define and obviously didn’t understand.  Fuck me with a hippopotamus sized horny toad.

Just read the damn graph man.
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[PB]

Sometimes when the neighbors dog barks, it sounds like ''red rum, red rum''.

[KSM]

Sometimes when the neighbors dog barks, it sounds like ''red rum, red rum''.

Does he have one of these?
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[sean92008]

Just started streaming "Live on Patrol" a police chief in Minnesota... Driving around, they got a call of a car stopped 45 minutes with the engine running...  DUI sleeping at the wheel.  Drama at its finest.

[Up All Night]

Individual Initiative

https://twitter.com/BanginTweets_/status/1506894834996502535

[ItsOver]

Well, this sounds like fun.

“Perez was arrested Feb. 25 at the San Ysidro Port of Entry, authorities said, after attempting to cross the border while hiding 60 reptiles — including dozens of lizards and four snakes — in his jacket and pants pockets as well as his groin area and pant legs. According to the indictment, he told customs officials he had nothing to declare, then backtracked and said that "the animals were his pets...”

https://news.yahoo.com/man-caught-dozens-lizards-clothes-120003489.html

[sean92008]

Well, this sounds like fun.

“Perez was arrested Feb. 25 at the San Ysidro Port of Entry, authorities said, after attempting to cross the border while hiding 60 reptiles — including dozens of lizards and four snakes — in his jacket and pants pockets as well as his groin area and pant legs. According to the indictment, he told customs officials he had nothing to declare, then backtracked and said that "the animals were his pets...”

https://news.yahoo.com/man-caught-dozens-lizards-clothes-120003489.html

Pocket lizard.

[sean92008]

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